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Spaner 106, brown bag mornings. Good morning.
Good morning.
It's Tuesday. Say Tuesday in Spanish, Greg.
I was about to see Martes.
Oh, no. I was like, oh, we're ruined it.
Great. I know you guys know Spanish.
Anytime I ask for a Spanish word, it's Greg.
Marthes.
Greg, say whispering in Spanish.
I don't know.
Anyone else?
Whispering in Spanish?
Mamasita.
Whisper?
Hold on.
No, I'm thinking what you said that?
Which one did you say that?
Who are you thinking of?
You guys are laughing really loud.
That's not whispering.
No whispering French.
Je mappelle.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Go ahead.
Get out.
I let one go.
I let one go.
Can I focus on these schools.
Get out.
Wow.
Jose.
Great.
The show just started her then.
But don't say out because we know you need this today.
Tell her to wait, brother.
Yeah.
Okay.
I know.
Tell her to hold her horses.
As soon as you said,
whispered her work.
You don't need her right now.
Tell her you'll be back home soon.
How do you say it, Angie?
I don't know.
I was thinking.
I was thinking.
Angie is the most Spanish out of all of us.
Ramona, you want to try whispering in Spanish?
No on Google.
No?
Okay, give me the first word.
Give me the, I mean, letter.
Letter, first letter.
No.
Come on.
Whisper.
I had it.
And it's funny because when I saw it, I was like, oh, no one is ever going to get this.
This is the word that's going to lock us up.
Whispianando.
Angie, voice.
Baja?
Your mom is going to be so mad at you.
I know.
Lettie, last time I said, Paix instead of state.
I said country instead of state.
Okay.
Angie, everybody, all together.
Give me the first letter.
I really want to get it.
First letter is an S.
No, S.
Suelo.
I don't know.
It's hard out here.
Yeah.
We lose.
We lose.
Suspirar is no.
No.
No.
Susurro.
What?
I never heard that word.
I don't know.
I never heard that word.
Well, you also never whisper.
Yeah, we yell.
Let's be talking.
What the heck?
I don't believe this.
No, that's what Google says.
Yeah, what year?
What translation book?
Yeah.
Say it with a Spanish accent.
like Spanish that's like from Spain
that's from
next people
gucci cheeo
whoa whoa whoa
wow wow
hey
it's a family show
yeah
it sounds like a cumbia
it's
ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chichichich
Okay, now mama let me whisper in here
Here
Here
All right
Look here
We have you to
Angie yeah
What?
I like that word.
I'm not going to say it.
I do.
I say it all the time.
Ooh, coochie, coochie.
Speaking of Cuchichel,
Maximo, we got some pimp on the way.
Yes, we do.
The Cuchichel's going crazy.
And because of that, we might have a simp, a famous one.
We need to make that a cummiasis.
That's Farr 106.
Simp or PIMP.
I have a question for the room.
Yes.
Mainly for the fellas over here.
Oh, wow.
I'm sorry.
I feel very discriminated because I'm not because this might be against something you might do.
Wow.
Even worse.
Men, how do we feel about women, huh?
No, not necessarily like that.
But would you ever pay like your significant other, your girl,
not to post something yes oh there's a fee yeah I mean if there's like an
anti-shaking-ass fee yeah I'm down yeah there's there's a girl that I think is so bad
like so bad beautiful I'm like yes you're so hot she's always like down and go out
but she'd just be doing too much on Instagram like posting too much and I'm just
if you didn't post like that if you didn't do that I would be down 100%
100% I couldn't I couldn't go out with her if she was more just chill on
Instagram, but would you even know who she is if she was more chill on Instagram?
Probably not.
Yeah.
I know you found her on Explorer.
Yeah.
I met her in person.
Oh, you met her in person.
And when we got Instagrams, I saw how she posted.
I was like, oh.
Do you ever like somebody in person and hate them online?
Yeah, that's what it is.
How did she post?
How did she post?
Very provocative.
Provocative.
People going.
Yeah.
Well, well, Kim Kardashian was asked to do a post.
And Kanye
So look
I'm gonna just play the audio
So a brand offered me
A million dollars to do a post
On you know
Some of their clothing
But they typically
Knock off easy
Great money
So this brand
Reached out to Kim K
And was like
Hey
We'll offer you a million dollars
To post
And she's like a million dollars
That's a lot of money
What brand does knock off easy
And has a budget of a million dollars
And no, do you see how they thought, like, if Kim posted, they'll think it's real?
Yeah, they're from proximity to come here.
Smart.
Very strategic.
Yeah.
I mean, and so she told Kanye, she went to Kanye and said, hey, this brand is offering me this money is good money.
Like, what should I do?
Like, how do you feel?
And he's like, nah, don't do it.
Yeah.
I'm not cool with it.
But then Mother's Day came and Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian a million dollars.
But this is when they were still together.
When they were together.
Yeah.
Yes.
So he paid her not to post the other fools.
Pretty much.
Whatever they were going to pay.
They were going to pay her.
He replaced the money and said like, just don't post it.
Here's a million dollars for your loyalty.
Dang.
Wow.
That's fine.
An envelope.
So I opened the envelope and it's a million dollar check.
And it was a note saying thank you for always supporting me.
Oh.
Yeah.
And not posting.
Guys, there, there it is.
I want to go not to post.
Pay her up.
Pay her up.
Pay a million dollars.
I'm going to just beggar.
I don't want to pay it.
Please don't shake her anymore.
Please.
You make them full out of me.
You gotta look at how I look stupid right now.
I even saw one of my homies like it.
Oh.
Oh.
Man, ouch.
Oh my God.
Dang, easy paid her a millie to not post another brand.
And even after that, he paid her a man to not post another brand.
And even after that, he paid her a man.
and then he gave her a note that said,
like, here's your percentage of Yeezy.
Oh.
So he gave her a percentage of Yeezy in order for not to post.
I wonder if that's still like running right now.
I wonder if that post was made up.
What if she's like, hey, some brand offer me a million dollars to pull?
She still came.
I don't see her posting.
Yeah, knockoff brands.
Yeah.
You have a point.
I didn't even think about that.
She don't need money.
Oh, yeah.
She don't need money from him.
And she would run it up.
Yeah, but she doesn't need a million dollars either, but she wants it.
Like, you see her.
Like, she would run it more up on Kanye.
Right.
That is true.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, she could go out and get a bag.
True.
If she was lying, it would be more than a million.
For sure.
It's a respecting.
She wanted to respect Kanye and his brand.
At the time when they were together.
And so he gave her a million dollars for not posting and a percentage.
A percentage of Yeezy.
I'm sure.
She's winning.
Way more in the long run than a million.
because they do good.
They do really good.
Wow.
That's Simper of him, dog.
That's Sim.
That's ultimate Sim.
That's ultimate Sim.
I mean, it's a million.
It's not pimped, dog.
Anything that makes me feel bad about myself is Sim.
It's a Simp of him.
Like, the pimps is Kim.
I think it's a pimper of him.
He basically bought her out.
No.
He bought her out.
At this time, that was his wife, so.
He bought out his wife.
No.
That is crazy.
Regardless, she got paid.
Right.
If he said don't post and she okay daddy I won't post right I'm sorry
Yeah or he got mad and he argued yeah and she didn't do it because of argument
He's like this milly is nothing to me yeah yeah here you go pocket chain
No no that millie means something that milly and the percentage and easy something
And then you realize they split down the line and then he threw a whole fit when she had a dude and she's still on easy
Nah you would sit that hurt me
yeah sip sip sip sit sit sit sit yeah
Word on Rosecrans.
Roadscrans.
The word is, Common lists all the Kanye West beats he passed on that turned into hits.
What?
Okay, look, Common was on the 7 p.m. in Brooklyn podcast with Carmelo Anthony and the Kid Mero,
and he was asked about working with Kanye.
And he said, now what he remembers most are the beats that got away.
So he went ahead.
I like that.
I like that.
Yeah, all the beats that got away.
So he went ahead and, like, listed them all.
All right, listen to this.
I got more memories of joints I passed on beats that he made for me
that ended up being like that song, I wouldn't get far.
Dreams by game.
Yeah.
And even some of Kanye's, like that song, a lot of his late registration album,
I wonder, or even this song I heard him say, he made that beat for me.
Even on one of those albums, he like, common passed on the beat.
I turned it to a jam.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe everything I'm not, maybe every.
I am.
I love that song.
I'm so glad I promise not on it.
Oh, my more about grass growing and that's my love for you.
You couldn't hear him on this?
Oh, it's so tight.
I could.
Definitely could hear him on it.
Yes.
Yeah.
But like, it's just like what would he say?
I can hear him on that for sure.
But it also wouldn't be the same song because what Game did to this?
I'd have been around the world.
Shout out game for that.
This is just making me like the game more.
Wow.
There's two songs, right?
Dreams by the game and wouldn't get far.
Wouldn't get...
This is not a comic song.
This is not a common, God.
I know Angie, Common is his favorite rapper.
He's my other rapper.
He would have made this like misunderstood, like super...
Are your eyes still green girl?
Right.
Is this a dream world?
All respect to comment.
Oh, I look on it, man.
There's some beats that I'm so glad that he passed.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And like he said, and like he said, he wrote, heard him say in front of him since he passed on it, he did this.
I can hear him on this.
This one I can hear.
This one I can hear him on that too.
Yeah.
But he didn't want it.
It sounds like driving me wild.
I can hear a comment.
But I know what you guys mean.
They're classic.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Chka-cha, chuk-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-da.
Common is top-tier lyric.
He is.
All respect on Kamen's name.
Respecto, for favor.
Just glad you were not on those beats.
Especially the first two.
And Doug, how close was the game that he's like,
hey, let me get that.
That's tight that he got two of the beats that were passed up by Kamen,
and then he made it his own.
Yeah.
Yep.
And even with this one, Kanye just said right ahead in the hook.
He's like, Kamen passed on it, so I'll just make it into a hit.
Ooh.
Damn.
Here we go again
Common past on this beat
I made it to a jam
Everything I'm not made me
Everything I am
I love that
That's like my most
tweeted
Kanye lyric of mine
Everything I'm not made me everything I am
It's so real
Not coming past on the beat
So I made it just
Not that part
Here we go again
That one is probably my second
That one is probably my second
That's time
Yeah, man. Shout out to comment for his ability.
Yeah, you're welcome. No, it's not for him.
You know what? That's not me.
But even like the whole album like beat, like he has a lot of songs with Kanye.
So they do, they do make great beats together.
I'm just going to put that out there.
We're not really uncommon.
It sounds like it.
They have the corner faithful.
I know.
The corner.
Driving me wild.
You guys are making.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry, Victor.
No, no.
I like it.
I like it.
I just had my little beef with comedy.
I used to make it.
What if God was a her?
Wow, you actually sound like it.
No, he did not.
Play the beat.
It's all right.
Come in a movie.
Comey.
What if God was a her?
That's all you know?
I thought it was coming, right?
Is that comment?
Yo.
Let me see if we have the corner in.
Talk to me about your love for comment.
Make her say, also.
He has great records.
We're not saying he doesn't.
He's a great artist.
you know he did a lot for hip-hop
I just trip out that he passed on those beats
and not universal mind control
that's all I'm saying
He didn't hear that one
and he was like this isn't for me
Like
He was trying something different
And that didn't sound that great
I know
Something that's wrong with his ears
Everybody makes sense
Oh my God
Come and like yeah I hear me on the
Yeah right now
I know it's like the cutty age
Let me jump on this.
Yeah, it's not for LMFIO.
It's me.
This is a hell of beat.
This is hell long.
We got 10 more seconds of speed.
Long intro.
I hear Will I am on this.
Comments and not one.
Game was like, I don't want that one.
Oh my God, Jay.
Hey.
This is that automatic.
I stay fresh like a black in plastic.
You're the robots?
Galactic.
Southside War we cat-alactic.
Charismatic.
Asiatic.
Asiatic.
Let's go, Asianatic.
Charismatic.
Oh, my God.
And just everyone knows, we all love common.
We love common.
We do.
We do.
We do.
I have a little beef over a rap line, but that's it.
No, I love his entire B album.
I know.
Start to finish.
Facts.
B is viral.
The rap line lefty doesn't like.
It's the one.
He says, I feel Mexican hip-hop is my garden.
Like, um.
That bar is mid.
You could have did without that one.
Yeah.
I'm going to
I work hard
It was even good stereotypes
It's still stereotypes
It's a stereotype that my dad is
It's true
I think maybe because you were late
My dad's not a gardener
Yeah I really don't say
I'm like oh
I thought it is
And my dad
It's all right
I forget it
No you
It's a different time
It's a different trimmer
Get it right
Same thing
Same thing
Same thing
I thought it was a landscape
Desire
You said get it right
It's the same thing
Only one is common
Yeah
Yeah
Any other time
When we say
landscaper or gardener you're like no he's a tree trimmer there's a difference
when it comes to common no when it comes to comment yeah when it comes to comment
yeah when it comes to comment you don't got no common sense all right
right oh right go go go all right look whiz Khalifa takes his mom he told you
sorry that's aatic automatic so systematic
Automatic.
Charismatic.
Aeristatic.
I thought there's a cardboard about to hit the floor right now.
He's something like, headspin.
He does that in the show, so.
Oh, wow.
Oh, God.
He's so cute.
I think it's time to go.
All right.
Let me tell you about Wiz Khalifa, okay.
Look, Wiz Khalifa takes his mom to the strip club.
What?
Look, Wiz Khalifa sat down with Jennifer Hudson and asked him about his mom Peachy.
And he said, she asked him what he did.
That's her name.
Yeah.
He asked her, she asked him what he did for Mother's Day.
And he said every single day is Mother's Day.
And that he goes everywhere with her too.
All right, listen to this.
Man, me and my mom do everything together.
Like what?
We go to strip club together.
We went to Mexico.
Go, Mama.
Yeah.
We went to Coachella together.
Dang.
Yeah, we do everything.
Like, that's my dog.
That's awesome.
That's sick.
I like that.
I was pretty cool.
I was like, I don't know if I would go to the strip club with my mom.
Yeah.
My mom's cool.
The strippers would be all over your mom.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
They would, you're right.
You should take her.
No, my mom just, like, does too much.
Like, she'll just be, like, being too goofy.
Like, she'll just start throwing the money over her.
Like, I want to take my mom to all those locals.
That would be cool.
That would be cool.
That would be cool.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
And Maximo?
No.
No, no, no, no.
So your mom can pray over them?
Yeah, no, it would be terrible.
Pray for their lost souls?
Yeah.
No, she probably send me off.
She'd be like,
Tell God it takes me.
You don't have to do this.
She gives them pamphlets.
I know, yeah.
I can save you.
God can save you.
She'll be the one outside with the, like when you're walking to festivals.
Oh, yeah, the guy that's yelling outside.
Yeah, we don't want that.
She'll tell you, let's go.
Go, go, go.
Go, go.
Go, go.
Go, go.
Imagine coming at the group.
Oh, my God.
Imagine hearing this in the street.
No.
I'll have to go.
No.
Yeah, me too.
It's time to wrap.
He'll be like, baby, you care of matty.
Hey, he's yet.
I'll tell him to come closer.
No, common is great.
No, we love coming.
He's amazing.
The fact that we know all his lyrics is about it.
And we just like to clown Angie.
Pretty much, yeah.
She takes everything in the heart.
Now my favorite rappers, don't do, don't touch my Nelly, don't touch my Maca Cuddy,
don't touch my MacMelo.
Her, her, yeah.
Who's your time of my rapper?
Mac Miller
Wait
Mac Miller,
McCutty,
Common, Nelly
Um,
Jay Cole
Oh yeah,
yeah,
Don't touch up.
Mount Rushmore's four
Angie
And Kendrick.
That's six.
Mount Rushmore is four.
She added another one?
I'm telling you,
no common sense.
All right.
All right.
That was your word on Rose Cranz.
I'm Rose Cranz.
I'm Rose Cranz, Victor Brownback Mornings.
On Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from?
said, don't you know I'm local?
Okay, first of all, go Kendrick.
Second of all, last week, I didn't know if you guys knew this, but it was actual mailbox
improvement week.
Wow.
Mailbox improvement out.
Every third week of May is meant to remind us all to go show a little love to our mailboxes.
Fix them up.
If they're rusty, make sure, I don't know, you add, what's the, what that one oil?
Rusties.
Oh, WD40.
WD40.
It's all greasy in your mailbox.
That's crazy.
Hey, that's something you didn't tell, sweetie.
What?
It's a mailbox.
Her mail box?
Her mail slot?
Oh, gosh.
What did you?
Double on tander there?
Mail slot?
Oh.
Oh.
Asiatic.
Okay.
Aromatic.
Okay.
So it was mailbox improvement weekend.
We're talking about it with the crew because none of us have mailboxes.
No, we broke.
I have one.
Yeah.
You have a mailbox?
Yeah.
I have one too.
No, but like an actual like the stick.
Oh, no.
It's like a box.
It's like a box.
that like hangs on the fence
that has like my number.
Yeah, your number.
Yeah.
Those big ones.
Those,
those,
the ones that look very,
I don't know,
professional like at,
like at post offices.
Yeah,
at apartments?
Yeah.
Oh,
no,
no, no.
It's like a box.
Like it's literally like a rectangle.
You know what you mean?
Like a slot?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No,
it's not a slot.
It's literally a box
and it just hangs.
It looks like a binder.
Oh,
oh, I see what you mean.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah,
I need photos of your mailbox is right now.
Yeah, mine is like a whole unit one.
It's old and janky.
I had to shake it when I put the key in.
Like, I'm, oh, open up.
Mine just goes into the house.
Like, there's, like, a little slot.
Oh, that's fancy.
And it goes into, like, your, the floor?
No, no, no.
There's, like, something, like, from the inside of the house,
we open and you.
Automatic.
Systematic.
That's funny.
My dad has a cool one where you drop it in, and then it goes into, like,
the house, there's, like, a little carve-out.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what she said.
That's the same thing.
Wow.
Wow, that's super fancy.
You just don't hear me.
I'm a woman.
Women talk.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
What about you, Greg?
Mine is a little, like, a box outside of our door.
So, like, to the left of our door, it's a box, like, a long box.
Yeah.
And then there's a key to open it.
What about?
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
I get it.
Yeah, my aunt used to live on a hill, like a quarter mile hill.
So her son would have, my cousin would have to take a dirt bike to get the mail.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That's cool.
You know what's crazy that you're talking about mailboxes?
Because my homies are literally going through, like, a battle about this.
A mailbox is right?
A mailbox battle?
Yes, because my homie, Jr., he owns a house, and two of my homies live there.
So they're like all roommates.
It's like a bachelor's almost.
And there's no mailbox.
So the mail literally go, it's like those door slots.
And he has a big old dog that eats the male.
So everyone's like, yo, get a mailbox.
He's like, I do everything online.
I don't even care.
That's your checks.
Wow.
These Eagle battles are crazy.
They're over nothing like a freaking male.
I do paperless statement building.
Yeah.
So my husband went to Costco and send them like pictures of mailboxes.
He's like, look, it's only $20.
Bro, you're the landlord.
Wow.
It's comedy.
At this point, you just buy him one.
Call him a sleigh.
He's not going to put it up.
He's not going to put it up if you buy it one?
I've always wanted one, though, and I'm wondering,
shout out to all our postal workers out there.
If you have a house with your favorite mailbox,
because I'm sure they see so many different ones,
they probably see some that I know on my block,
when I walk a little bit,
there's a mailbox that's like different birds are on,
it like it's it's decorating yeah I'm like oh that's so tight right I wonder if they have like a
favorite one or one that they hate but there's even extra large mailboxes that you can buy if you
have that one that's like a stick on the ground yeah and that little thing at the top like it kind of
I don't even know what shape that is it's like a half oval yeah yeah I know what you're talking about
they make an extra large one now that's wider to fit like any packages you get which is tight
because the original mailboxes were made when we only had mail now yeah we have a package
Amazon packages and all this stuff.
So that's super tight.
Shout on mailbox.
I didn't know I wasn't talk about you today.
At all.
Yeah.
All right.
Now I know how to get into every one of your homes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's cool.
Mine's janky.
You ain't getting in there.
Angie, mind you, anyone can open it.
It's literally just right there on the wall.
And your address is.
It is.
It is.
It's not so cool.
I'm thinking.
Banana.
Yeah.
Tiro.
It's brown bag mornings.
Windows Diaz.
Greg is wearing jeans and it's bothering.
What's wrong with it?
It's not you.
And I'm not judging anyone that's wearing jeans right now.
Shout to your Levi.
Shout out to the Lee's.
Yeah.
Wranglers.
Shout to Wranglers.
All of that.
I used to buy Lease, L-E-E.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
At Ross, because I was like, dude, when I'm rich, I'll get Levi's.
And look at you now.
And then I said like, yeah.
Shut out anchor blue.
Because they didn't have Levi's at.
Oh.
Oh, Anchor Blue.
Two for 12.
Damn.
What were you doing as a team?
You know what I was outside.
Oh my God, anchor blue.
Wow.
You get everything in there, get the belt, the wallet with the chain.
I would get the, from the Kitsara's.
Kizzeras.
What is that?
You don't remember Kizuras?
Oh, apple bottoms later on.
Thank you, Robinson's May.
Shout out Mervin.
I don't know what's wrong.
That's where I would get my jeans.
Shout up brick and mortar.
Remember Miller's outpost?
Miller's outpost?
Oh my God.
I remember the commercial.
You're going to like the way you look.
I got to eat it.
Was that in?
No.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What's that from?
Yeah, it was one of those schools.
I was like,
damn, we should go in there.
I was like, how I looked.
What's wrong with my jeans?
Okay.
It's not anyone that's wearing jeans fault.
No, to me, it's just that we wake up very early.
So at around 5 a.m., this fool is putting jeans on.
What's the problem?
I don't know.
I wear jeans almost every day.
Yeah, he's always wore jeans.
Yeah, but you wear baggy jeans.
Yeah.
Look, get up.
Mine are, yeah, they are pretty, yeah.
It's just the 2011, because usually you wear basketball shorts.
Yeah, I'm always wearing shorts.
Yeah, like sweats.
Like all of us are kind of in athletic wear.
We don't go to the gym, but we dress like it.
I wear black jeans, but it don't stand out like blue jeans.
You know what, Vic, you do wear jeans.
But like, you're my fashion guy.
Like, you would do it for the fashion statement.
That at four in the morning, you're just going to be like,
bro, let me put on these.
I expect that from you.
Yeah.
So me is just like weird.
Yeah, it's very odd to me.
Like, are you going to go.
work?
Like, built something?
I have new Air Force One's on.
They're new forces or jeans on.
All right.
It just, I don't, maybe it's outside of how you regularly dress that it's bothering me.
I feel like Nelly right now.
Hey, no, no, no, no, don't respect my other thing.
Yeah, don't respect.
What did you say?
Don't the bit of my mouth.
Yeah, I had a bagel in my mouth.
Okay.
Thank you, Victor.
Let's do shout outs.
We got a lot of your jeans.
Yeah, shout out to.
What size are you?
Uh, shout out to losing weight.
3330.
Okay.
Guy, I don't know guy, uh,
33, uh, width and then 30 length.
Wow.
Okay.
I just learned that.
What brand is that?
Honestly, I don't know.
I think these are my dad's jeans.
I think they're my dad's.
I'm not even kidding.
Someone check the tag.
Someone check his like.
They're Levi's.
Dungarees.
They're Levi's.
They're probably, I don't know.
They're, uh, baby gap.
No, they're Levi's.
I can see the tag right there.
Oh, yes, Levi's.
These are my dad's jeans.
I've never bought a pair of Levi's ever.
Wow.
Remember your dad is winking up.
These are actually my dad.
Does he know that you have them?
No, probably not, because I buy a lot of old Navy jeans.
How do you, like, do you go in your dad's room, like, sneak in and check his clothes out?
You know, your dad's so bad.
We get, we get confused with that clothes.
But you said you never have jeans?
Yeah, in the washer?
Oh, so your dad dress is cool?
Like young, I mean?
Or you dress old?
He takes my clothes.
So, like, I just gave him a pair of Nike's.
It's funny seeing this old dude.
You guys are like the same size.
Yeah, same size and everything.
Oh, shout to your dad.
He's great.
That's cool.
Birthday shoutouts?
I got a lot of them.
You have a lot of birthday shout-up?
A lot of birthday shout-outs.
Okay, before we get into birthday shout-outs,
I want to shout out Oscar and Cheyenne over at Advanced Urgent Care of Pasadena.
I had to take Lucito there yesterday.
And they were really nice.
It was funny because it wasn't funny.
It was Horito.
Luisito is doing like throw-up but not really throw-up.
Like phleg?
No, because it's actual throw-up.
Oh, wow.
Like, but it's not a lot of throw-up.
Like, he literally holds it in his mouth and he's like, woo, woo.
woo, woo, and I'm like, spit it out, please.
Don't hold it in there.
But it's enough that he can hold it in his mouth,
but not a lot that it would just be like project out of it.
So he would, throughout the weekend, it's been happening.
And so then I took it, then they called me from school that happened at school.
So I took him to Territin care.
And I find out he has like viral gastrinitis or something, one of those things.
Basically, he ate something bad and like his tummy's trying to get it out.
And if he's eating greasy food or I think they had pizza at school,
He's just going to irritate his stomach.
So he needs to be on the...
Like a cleanse type of?
Like a cleanse type?
Like a bread diet?
Okay.
Right now, bananas, rice, apples, and toast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they're asking me questions.
They're like, okay, so when did this last happen?
And let me take his vitals.
And by the way, are you letty?
And I was like, oh, yeah, that's super tight.
It's me.
I still had to pay my co-pay.
Yeah, I was like...
But they were really, really nice over there.
Shout out to Oscar and shout out to Chianan over there at Advance...
That's how good.
And I always tell everybody, go to Urgent.
Care, not ER.
Yep.
I know.
Urgent care is going to be,
I told you, Vic.
I told you this.
I have a $1,000 bill I have to pay.
Yep.
Urgent care is literally for the stuff we should be going to.
We go to ER for stuff that we should be going to urgent care.
It just closes earlier.
I know.
That's the thing.
I think that's what it is.
Urgent care, but it closed at 8 p.m.
Oh, wow.
I thought it was like five.
No.
No.
No.
No.
They closed.
Yeah.
Do they prescribe you some syrup?
No.
Stop it.
I was wondering.
They gave him Zofran for the.
Greg was asking how much he get that for.
You freaking addict.
I need to drop a four in a business.
He doesn't need all of it.
This addiction, my cause.
He's like one or two.
It's time for me to check into the clinic already.
All right, LA, I had this conversation.
I want, and I Ramona, I'm talking to you only, because you're the other head in the room, right?
I had this conversation.
Did I not at 5 o'clock with these fools?
Hey, we need to be aware of our influence.
Even if we're joking, what we're influencing people to do.
There's kids listening right now.
They're going to go to school.
Hey, what about the one four is double cup?
Oh, that's a double cup.
It's really funny until little Vic gets addicted.
Oh, now you don't like funny.
It's so funny.
So melody's like, please, please.
Yeah, yeah, it's so funny.
Yeah.
Dare to be different y'all.
Yeah, so funny.
It's all there to be different.
My jaw goes like that.
Yeah, let's all dare to be different.
These jaws like that.
See, I'm trying to be the responsible one here.
No, me don't know.
So how much?
Where are the shoutouts?
We got birthday shoutouts.
Ricardo wants to give his son Richie a happy 10th birthday.
Happy 10 birthday.
Dad, mom, and pup rio love you.
Oh, that's all, Richie.
The pug.
Pug.
Pup.
Pup.
Jenny wants to do a birthday shout out for her nephew, Justin.
He turns 14.
Justin.
John wants to give a birthday shout out for his brother Fabian.
Fabian.
Fabiano.
Amanda.
Amanda wants to wish her son Noah a happy ninth birthday.
She hopes you're having a good day and she has a surprise for him as well.
Hey, shout on Noah.
Ready?
Are you the surprise person now?
I guess I'm the surprise person now.
They're going to a Dodger game.
Enjoy that.
Erica wants to give a birthday shout out to her younger son, Jazeel.
Happy birthday.
He turned six today.
Come on, six years old.
Let's go, big guy.
Juarez wants to do a happy belated birthday shootout to his nine-year-old daughter, Haley.
Okay.
And then Frankie is a local truck driver that listens every morning and he wants a birthday shootout.
Okay, Frank.
He does the shootouts with us every single time.
Let's go, Frankie.
He cocks his gun and he goes, ta-da-da-da-rah.
Hopefully it's not the real gun.
Hopefully it's just pretend like all of us.
So to everybody else, Feliz Cumpraeos.
Ati.
And to our baby girl, Haley and Frankie, the truck driver.
Let's get it.
You guys are loading your guns?
That sounds so advanced.
This is so tight.
This is men in black guns.
For sure.
All right, you all ready?
Three, two, one.
Go.
You need a homie or need some help
We need your help
We need a line
I mean phone line
We got you for
The homie help line
And Janet needs our help
All right
She sent us a DM and said
Hey Brown bag
My birthday is coming up
And the one thing I really want
Is to get highlights in my hair
Oh
She said my mom keeps saying no
but I think I'm a good kid.
I'm in middle school
and I've been on honor roll
for the past three years.
Wow.
I'm a way better student
than she was at my age.
Wow.
Wow.
Why the shots?
She said at 15 she had a lip piercing.
See?
That's a different era.
This is why you lie to your kids parents.
They're going to compare and contrasts all the time.
That's true.
She said, so why can't I get highlights?
She's a big fan of you guys
and told me to ask the homie help line for permission.
What?
I hope you guys.
say yes.
Oh, now we're going to say no.
Yeah.
All right, we have Engine on the line.
Mamasita.
Hello.
Hi.
You're about to go to school.
So we have like six minutes with you, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Damn, all right.
Angenet, talk to us.
Why do you want highlights?
Because this is a good question.
You know it can ruin your hair.
I'm a mom.
I like highlights because I just think they make my hair look like more prettier.
And I see a lot of people have it.
And it's just not.
nice on them so like I want it to look nice on me nice who has it in school who has it in
school what upper grader has it in school um no one actually it's just like things I see on
Instagram and TikTok oh no we're taking away your Instagram you got to not compared
yourself to be yeah yeah yeah you're an honor roll student for the past three years
yeah yeah yeah was that a lie
I don't know.
Honor roll students, no.
Honor roll?
What?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What's honor roll?
Is that a sushi roll?
Can I have an honor roll?
And Jeney?
Yes.
What are your grades?
Um, I have like two Bs and all-A's.
Two Bs and I?
Two Bs.
Well, I could never stop it because you could never get no.
Two Bs, though?
She's like, her GP is like a 3.5.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to you, baby girl.
Okay.
Talk to me about why your mom wants to say no or why they would say no.
She says that it's going to make me look older.
But I feel like it won't.
Do you want to look older?
No.
No?
Okay.
And tell me about why you know that your mom had a piercing when she was young.
Right?
Who told you that?
My grandma.
Oh.
What did your grandma tell you?
She told me she was like,
your mom had a piercing on 15 and didn't even tell me.
This is her payback.
I had a job at 15.
Damn.
That was the grandma's payback for her.
She paid for it.
Okay.
How old are you right now, baby girl?
I'm 12.
You're 12 years.
Oh, you're so little.
I'll be 13 in June, though.
13 in June.
Yeah, so put some respect.
Yeah.
Okay, she'll be 13.
She'll be a teen.
Preteen.
No, right now she's a preteen.
13 is teen.
You're my niece's age.
Yeah, yeah.
So you want to start off your teen years with some highlights.
Yeah.
Okay.
And eighth grade because we're going to be on summer school.
Oh, you want to come back all by.
Yeah, I get it.
New Year, New Me?
Do you wear makeup right now?
Yeah, that's good.
Only a little bit, like maybe just highlighter.
That's it.
No, my sister does that.
My sister does that too.
It's not a starts.
Yeah.
Stop it.
Do you like Ulta?
Not really.
So you're a Sephora kind of girl, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just a difference, maximum.
How do I say your name?
Angine?
Yeah.
Angeny.
That's a really nice name.
Sounds like a name of someone wearing highlights.
Angenay.
What type of highlights do you want?
Because there's different times.
Are you going for the umbrae look?
Are you going for streaks?
The baby.
Are you just trying to die the bottom?
Remember when we said dip the bottom?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a little bit, like, in the top and the bottom.
Okay.
But only, like, like, to a point where it's not a lot.
Okay, I'm going to say this right now.
I started off with what they call a money piece.
Like, like, five weeks ago, my hair trace is like, hey, do you want the money?
It's basically your bangs, like just putting, like the piece in front of your face.
Oh, just trying it out in there?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm not even trying it out.
I'm like, oh, I'll just have a money piece.
I want it brown.
Right now I am full of highlights.
I don't even know how this happened.
It always starts with something that's not.
And now you're going to be blonde.
You're going to be blonde and Jean-A over there.
And then you've got to think about the maintenance.
Yeah, purple shampoo is expensive.
Okay, so I have to think about.
But your mom was a little like travisa when she was younger.
And she wasn't on honor roll, huh?
No.
Definitely not.
But the mom worked.
There's also a difference between like highlights and a lip piercing.
Okay.
Way different.
And, Angenet, you know that you.
know that you're beautiful right you're beautiful however you look you're beautiful right now you're
beautiful without the highlighter without the highlights all of that right oh yeah and not only are you
beautiful you're smart right yeah and you have an incredible personality right you're a little bit
funny yeah and you have good taste because you make mom listen to us right yeah boom okay i like you
well i like well my dad oh my stepdad oh i give a shoot out to my stepdad oh we can we don't do that
That's a crime.
We can't get rid of them for you.
Yeah.
No, you can't.
No, you want to help line.
I don't do that type of stuff.
Who said that?
The number starts with 13 if you want to.
All right.
What about your stepdad?
He pulled us on the brown bag.
Wow.
Dad, that's another strike against mom.
Mom didn't know about it.
Wow, Mom.
I hear you in the background.
Wow, Mom.
Okay, what's his name?
But we listen to you every day now.
Let's go.
Yeah.
What stepdad's name?
His name's Steve and he works at the local 105.
Local 105 sheet metal workers.
Okay, local 105 sheet metal workers.
All right, you want to shoot him out?
Yeah.
All right, I'm down to shoot him out.
And then I'm going to take calls to see if we should give you highlights or not, okay?
And I know you got to go to school.
So your mom will tell you the truth, right, mom?
Yes.
You're going to be in suspense all day.
All right.
All right.
But you got, let me see you cock your gun.
Oh, oh, that's...
Oh, you're not shooting a NWA record.
All right, you ready?
Three, two, one.
This is really a step that.
Keep it here.
We're going to help out, Anjane.
Should she get highlights?
Her mom had all the piercings that 15 years old.
She can't tell her, no?
Come on.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie helpline.
Anjanae needs our help.
Yes, she does.
All right.
She's 12 years old.
Her birthday's coming up in June,
and she really wants to get highlights in her hair.
Her mom is saying no,
but she's a good kid.
She's on honor roll.
Yeah.
And Janay has this dirt on her mom.
She says she found out that her grandma told her that at 15,
she had a lip piercing.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, mom's being a hater?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
A hater.
No, she's just trying to be like, dude,
she's really young.
She's 12 years old.
She's little.
About to turn 13.
Mm-hmm.
About to turn 13 in June, and she's about to be in eighth grade.
She just wants the summer vibes.
Yeah.
She likes how it looks.
Go back to eighth grade with the grand.
Yeah.
Antoinette, this is moms.
Antoinette.
Hi, good morning.
Good morning.
Is baby girl?
Hold on.
Language.
Lengue.
Were you listening on a lot of bojengles and stuff like that?
Was this you?
Hey, girl, you know what I really want?
Oh, my God.
I'm talking about it.
Let's go.
Can you pierce my lip, girl?
Yeah, do it.
I got an earring with the pointy bag.
Let's go!
That was you.
Was that way?
No, no, no.
I just had like that little stud diamond.
Like, just a little something cute.
Not weird.
It was cute.
I'm sure you looked super cute,
but you did it behind your mom's back.
No.
So she says I did it behind her back,
but I'm pretty sure she knew about it.
Once you had it.
Did she take it?
Once she saw it on your lips.
When she got home?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
How are you going to hide that, though?
So what if baby girl,
Anjanae just pops in with, like,
freaking just highlights all over her hair?
And she probably went, like.
It's the thing because she wants to get highlights,
and I told her, like, you're going to have to keep maintenance.
You know, like, it's not just a one-time thing.
You got to keep it up.
It costs money.
Yep.
So he needs to get a job.
At 12.
I feel her, though.
That's the truth.
Like it really is maintenance.
It costs a lot of money.
She's 12.
Where's she going to get a job at?
I don't know.
That's her problem.
She does have like the, she just wants a little highlight.
Yeah.
No, you know what?
I feel that I'm going to let her because she does do very good in school and I'm very proud of her.
And she goes through a lot at school.
She gets bullied.
She gets bullied at school.
There's a lot of little girls telling her.
She's ugly.
She's sad.
And she still goes to school.
She gets good grades.
She does really good.
She might not do her chores at home, but.
Yeah.
So I think, yeah, we're going to let her do it.
Oh.
How old are little girls that are bullying her?
If they're 13, I'm 13.
I know, right?
I was right.
I'm your sister.
Hey.
All she wants to try life.
It's a crime.
You know my only thing, Angelene, I mean,
Antoinette, you guys are your names.
Number one, your names are
very, very amazing.
Thank you. Thank you.
But I remember my mom didn't let me do
any of this stuff. Like, I wish I
asked her for highlights or something.
I remember she let me get my nails
done only when I was 15 for my quinceaniera.
Like before that, I couldn't like touch any of that.
Yeah. What about you? With makeup, I couldn't do anything.
Actually, for me it was 16.
Even my quinceaniera, she didn't let me.
me put nails, do my eyebrows, nothing.
You were just in like bare bones off.
Yeah.
I hate looking at them pictures.
No, no, you look super beautiful.
Ramona, what about you?
Same thing.
Yeah.
My mom actually didn't let me wear makeup.
She didn't let me do, like, dye my hair, nothing.
But I did have a piercing.
So that was like the main thing.
Yeah, because you did it yourself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't go to Claire's.
That's true.
Who did it, Antoinette?
I know.
Who pierced you?
It was some little like indoor swap me.
Like it.
I love how they don't.
Yeah.
They know.
They know you don't have permission.
$40.
Yeah.
Dang.
Ramona, you couldn't do your nails, your hair, you're nothing.
Nothing.
Not even shave my leg.
Yeah.
Oh.
Bro.
Yeah.
Oh, Ramona.
Yeah.
Every little lake could be anything.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
She scared a little fur ball over there.
Staying warm.
Yeah.
And you still had the wrist.
Oh yeah, I know.
We couldn't have, my dad still doesn't want me to have a boyfriend.
But that's how parents are.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Should she get her highlights?
And she says she's going to let her.
You know, it's really sad that she's getting bullied.
She shouldn't wait to tell us that.
That made me feel sad.
But also, it's one of those things.
Like, it's in your hair, right?
So, like, what if her grades drop?
Like, you can't take them out of her hair, you know?
What?
You know how you confess?
skate things from your kids.
You're not doing good in school.
You take away the P.S.
Yeah, you take away a Nintendo Switch or whatever.
And then it's like, but you just have to let the roots grow up.
Because for me, I'm thinking like, because Emmy, she is 11.
She wants to get highlights too.
And I'm just like, I'm like, I tell her she should wait, you know, my, for my opinion.
I just feel like it's not, you know, it's not something that, like, at this time is necessary.
Yeah.
But also, she's like, for.
focus on other things so she doesn't like have time to overthink that situation.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I'm going to go to Evelyn from L.A.
Evelyn, when does diaz?
Evelyn.
Good morning, Brown, bad.
Good morning.
KPWR, Los Angeles Power 106.
L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
Evelyn, we're talking about this baby girl, and Jeney.
She's 12 years old, going on 13 in June, going on 21 in June.
She wants highlights.
And she's like, dude, I'm going to have an honor roll.
My mom was out here.
15 years old, she had her own thing going on.
I just want highlights.
Is that too much to ask?
What do you think, Evelyn?
I would say it's not a lot to ask.
I mean, she is little, I understand.
But, I mean, it's the core memory that she's going to have.
Like, oh, my mom was cool little to let me dye my hair at 12.
And then also something that I said, I was like, and if the mom doesn't know her, go to that one cool,
Tia.
That's the idea.
That's true.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's a funny,
whatever my niece wants, she's nine right now.
She wants high-lay, she's getting this.
You would?
I'm like, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that,
like, if my baby girl wants that,
oh, Tia's going to go get it for her.
Baby girl wants this, I'm going to go do it for her.
Your mom doesn't even know.
Yeah, and like I also say,
it's a more to give you, pardon,
that I give permission.
Oh, my God, Evely.
You were here with the wisdom, Emily.
Are you the one that told us the,
Or a whatever?
No.
Okay.
What was that?
But I heard it.
In other year?
In other year?
In other year?
In other year?
She remembered.
She can go with the seora.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Exactly.
Okay.
We have Miranda on line five.
Miranda from Monabello.
Monabello.
Good morning.
Bomba.
What's up, Mamanda?
Miranda, talk to us.
What would you tell Anjenae about her mom or Antoine
about her daughter?
So I would tell
Anjanae about her daughter
or vice versa, sorry,
that it's kind of a tough
one because I'm glad my mom
didn't let me get highlights when I was little
because, you know, during
summer and stuff, especially during summer,
seeing all my friends who had highlights
and dyed hair, I couldn't
get in the pool or couldn't get
into the ocean because their hair would
jerked green or it would get like kind of
crispy. It took a
a lot of maintenance and it took a lot of you know oh well we can't get all the way in the water
oh we can't you know do this oh let's not go to the pool and it's like it's summer like you're
supposed to be a kid you're supposed to have fun you know and not worry about oh i can't get my hair
wet um but then it's also it's also a lot of maintenance it's also a lot of you know care i'm 23
and it's like i still have a lot to learn about side hair and i just recently started getting my hair
done and it's it's not only expensive like the products and stuff but it just it's like it's like
a lot of upkeep and, you know, if the mom wants to go ahead and let her do it, you know, go ahead.
But I'm really glad that my mom didn't let me do it until I was older because I enjoyed my summers.
I didn't have to, you know, oh, I can't get in the pool.
I'll just sit with you guys on the side, you know.
Yeah, you got to enjoy, be that kid.
It's a great perspective.
Be part of, like, that kid life.
Yeah, because it can turn your hair green.
I didn't know that.
Ah, neither.
I like that.
But I just never went to the pool because I don't know how to swim.
Because it's more about the mentality.
It was in my hair.
What you're going to say with Angie?
if you die your hair.
Party's here.
I like that it's more about the mentality.
Like, she's right.
Like, she should be focusing on being a kid.
She does focus on it, though.
She wants to feel vibe.
Yeah.
But now she's going to be like, oh, no, my hair.
I feel like this is a child.
You know what?
We're not going to talk.
Maybe that's how it starts.
Like none of us put sun in or you guys didn't see Justin Timberlake and you wanted
a little frosted tip.
I never did it.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you wanted it.
And you know who didn't let me?
My father.
Me either.
You're going to look a little crazy.
He said I would bring shame to this family.
Hey.
I went through the whole blonde hair phase.
I had that whole blonde hair.
My whole head was blonde for a long time.
I believe it.
Do I regret it?
Kind of.
No, because for a doozy,
just grows out.
Girls have to stay with it a little bit longer.
We got Antoinette back on the line.
That's how it starts, though.
Antoinette.
There's a tattoo.
Hey, good morning.
Mommy, do you hear what Miranda said?
That's true.
The highlights can get ruined.
Does baby girl swim?
Does she like to go out like that?
She does.
She's a summer movie, so she loves me in the pool.
She loves the other.
Say goodbye to that.
Have you tried sun in?
What if we just put sun in on her?
No.
No, you guys don't know what?
What is that?
It's the spray.
You put sun in on your hair.
It's like you're putting lemon or something
and then the sun kind of dyes it.
It's like more like a natural.
Can it stay in your shirt?
I don't know.
Can you like extensions or something like that?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking,
like the little clip on from Claire's?
Or like the temporary highlights that you can wash up
every time you go to the shower.
Let's just tie her.
whole head and then
throw in a pool
throw in her pool and let it be green
because she wants it green.
Oh my God.
See to be trying to figure it out.
And Jeney, I know you're going to do it.
Do you know where you're going to do it?
No.
I'm sorry.
Did you say Anjanae?
I mean, Antoinette.
Sorry, baby girls.
Oh, it's okay.
Yeah, I would take her to the girl that I go to.
Her name is Mimi.
Kelly Kutz.
I don't know if I want someone named Mimi
dyed my hair.
My, my, I'm sure.
I'm sure she does great.
I'm sure she does great.
It doesn't look like a Mimi.
Okay.
When I think Mimi, I'm so old.
I think of the Drew Carey show.
Oh, I know what I'm talking about?
The lady with the big old lady with the blue eye shadow.
Come here.
Let's give you highlights.
This girl, she's really sweet.
She's real cute, little.
She's cool.
She's cool.
Okay, so basically, Mamacita's going to get highlights for her birthday.
No, Angie doesn't approve.
I don't.
I kind of approve because I'm like, dude.
It's a childhood experience.
Like a teenage experience.
My only concern is I don't want people bullying her.
I don't want them to like use this to bully her.
So make sure Mimi gets it like boom.
Like she looks va-vavacious.
Yeah, don't get the thick highlights.
And it's going to make her feel more confident too.
Yeah.
Like going to school and stuff like that.
It's either she's been asking for highlights and for her nails.
And I told her she can do all that when she goes to ninth grade.
But she's like, no.
So I'm going to probably ask her like, do you want to do your nails for the first time instead of highlights?
Because at least you can take those off.
No, Antonet.
Because the nails are going to be like, she's going to have like,
Cardi B nails.
See, but what if the dying of the hair goes wrong and then she gets bullied for that?
She wants them real short and cute, so not crazy.
Hold on.
What did you say?
I don't know.
I said, what about if dying the hair goes wrong, which sometimes does?
And then she gets bullied for that.
That's what I said.
Yeah.
That too, because she has long, beautiful hair right now.
And I told her, like, you don't want to mess that up.
Say goodbye to that beautiful long hair?
No.
I'm not getting scared.
I think natural beautiful.
I'm on four.
Naturally is more beautiful.
But also, like, we like,
You can't take away her creativity.
And I understand, but there's an age for that.
We're divided in this room.
I just, my niece is that age, and I would not let her.
She's asked for highlights before, and I tell her, you are pretty, you don't need it.
You are smart.
Leah, you can.
I like that.
Once you're 16, 15, you can get it, but right now you're too little.
Because I do that for my daughter.
She wanted it, and I kind of, like, convinced her not to do it.
Yeah.
I don't know how much grows.
Because I'm like, there's still time to grow, you know.
She's 11.
So I'm like, you know, high school, high school, cool is different.
You're a little more mature.
You've gone through your whole process and you're becoming yourself a little bit.
Yeah, I'm not.
Middle school is still like an age.
Let me know when I get a job.
I know, I'm not done.
Because I have a daughter that age.
So it's like in middle school, you're still trying to find yourself.
True.
Yeah.
Okay, I know.
Go ahead.
Okay.
that's all good
that's nice to say as a parent
but also like this is part of their
creativity too this girl's not
gonna get a whole like pink
hair do like she's not gonna go crazy
she wants highlights
and probably not a lot
probably like a streak it's not like as
crazy as we're making it but then we're being
our parents where we're going to the extreme
yeah of like oh this me she's gonna do
this she's gonna do that like literally
she wants highlights
even when she explained to me she's like it's not even
a lot that I want.
Time starts.
But how many times have you heard when like,
I've heard a lot of girls say when they were younger,
they messed up their hair?
True.
You get me?
How many times have you said that?
Girls, I'm old and I messed up my hair.
Yeah.
Later on, you're like,
age don't matter.
Yeah, damage from when I was younger.
That usually happens when you don't get let,
go to the hair salon and you do it yourself,
you box diet and you mess it up.
I mess up my hair is what people say.
I mess it up.
I use the wrong, whatever.
People know the,
the developer or the bleach or all of that.
That's when you're doing the at-home thing.
Then the box, the die box.
Yeah.
I don't know, Antoinette, I'm not as mad at her getting highlights.
I don't think that it's anything crazy.
I think people have done crazier things.
I think Loki piercing is more crazy.
That was 15.
Teen.
He can be 13.
High school.
She wants it for her birthday.
You're like, you're personalizing this to a baby girl Emmy.
And I know, I get Emmys not going to get highlights.
But Antoinette.
And this is my opinion.
Yeah.
I'm just giving my opinion.
Her mom is saying she's down.
No, I know.
I'm just getting my opinion.
That's it.
So I definitely feel like however you feel best, you know, your daughter.
You know what?
This isn't going to be like, oh my gosh, she got highlights.
She's going to be a team pregnant.
Like, you know, that's not going to lead to that.
You trust her?
Yes.
You want her to feel, I guess, more, more.
I think her saying, hey, mom, I'm going through this at school.
Hey, mom, I'm getting these good grades.
I just want this for myself.
It kind of feels like something doable.
I don't know that it's as.
crazy as we're trying to make it seem.
Yeah, no, you're right.
You're right.
I don't know, Antoinette.
I feel like we're going to fight off air, but.
No, yeah.
No, I get it.
I get it.
Especially, like, she's a good kid.
I remember being in school and thinking, like, okay, I mean, I didn't get great grades or anything,
but, like, never gotten to trouble, never gotten to fights, all this stuff, right?
And not kind of getting rewarded for that sometimes felt like really frustrating as a kid.
It's like, oh, yeah, you know what?
Yeah, you're doing good.
You're doing great, but we're not going to let you do.
this or do that. And that was frustrating as a kid. You know what I'm saying? So, and it kind of
caused me to rebel a little bit. So I get it like, you know, she's doing her part. So it's like,
okay, we'll we'll meet in the middle here to do something that she wants to do. That makes
sense. Like, all right, I can't get anything for these good grades or this honor roll. Fine. I'm
going to join a gang. That's what I was going to do. I'm just, um, they're up to black.
I'm not getting any type of positive reinforcement. What's the difference? If I'm a good kid or a
bad kid, if I get treated the same. You know what I'm saying? Show the cell phone. I didn't have a
cell phone. Yeah. And, oh, she's being a hater now. She's being a hater now.
She's being a hater.
No, I'm saying it's a good thing.
She had a cell phone.
Mom?
She got a cell phone.
That's how she saw on Instagram
how all the girls have highlights
for her to even want to highlight.
Yeah, she got a cell phone.
I didn't have a cell phone at her age.
I didn't have a cell phone so I was like 17.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's because cell phones didn't exist until you were 17.
Yeah.
And they were having a little prepaid.
Yeah.
And you played snake.
Yeah.
I just don't see it as big of a deal to get hired.
No, I get it.
No, the more I think about it,
it's like, okay.
Like, you got to give a little.
Yeah.
You know what I'm kidding?
Because she's doing her part.
But also I come from a family where my sister's a hairdresser.
She has pink hair.
She's probably had pink hair since she was 13.
And my niece has had little streaks in her hair.
Has she had her hair like purple color or pink colors.
And she was like nine.
I see.
Yeah.
I also see it kind of different.
I mean, yeah.
I make sense.
I get it.
Cool.
It's okay, Maximon.
No.
All right.
All right.
Keep it here.
It's five to six.
And Sambra Salah with Angie.
Angie.
Me, but.
Let's talk about the Black Widow, Scarlet Johansson.
Oh, Scarlet Johansson.
That's up.
Because right now, she is in shock.
She's mad, and she is in this belief that this AI company used her voice.
Oh.
Or a very similar voice without her permission.
Uh-oh.
So she was trending on Twitter, and I'm like, what the heck?
What happened to her?
Right?
And then apparently what happened is that this company called OpenAI had reached out to her back in September.
And they asked her like, hey, you know what?
Can you, would you be interested in being like the AI voice for our new Sky voice?
Like pretty much like a Siri, but it's, it's AI.
Yeah, yeah.
She denied it and she said, no, you know what?
I don't believe in that.
I don't want to use it.
So she said no, right?
Yeah.
Then months later, Open AI comes out with this new system, Sky.
And she starts getting messages saying like, hey, your voice is the new voice for this new thing.
And she's like, no, I never said anything.
I never agreed to all this stuff.
So now she's getting legal actions towards the developers.
Mm-hmm.
Right now because she's saying that she never approved it,
even though they went to her.
She said no, they still used it.
Does it sound exactly like her?
Yeah, they put out a statement and it sounds like this.
Last September, I received an offer from Sam Altman,
who wanted to hire me to voice the current chat GPT 4.0 system.
after much consideration and for personal reasons, I declined the offer.
Is that her?
That's the Jani.
That's the A.I.
But it sounds like her.
No, she put out the statement, but the statement is all written out.
This is literally what she was saying, but this is the A.I.
Yeah, it does sound like her.
Yeah.
It sounds a lot like her.
But this guy, the company, Sam, he's saying like, no, no, no, this is not your voice.
This is just a coincidence.
It's just a coincidence.
It's a whole different actress.
It's inspired by your voice.
Yeah.
But she's saying, he's saying.
He's saying that none and it's not, it's, I wasn't by her.
What a dork.
She should have just took the money.
Yeah.
I know.
They did it anyway.
They did it anyway.
How many times do you take things you don't use?
Come on.
They take jobs and things.
What do you mean?
We got to know.
They're an AI company.
They're literally entire job is to like copy human interaction.
Yeah.
Like essentially act like humans.
They come to you with that idea.
They're going to do it.
Yeah, but that's probably dangerous.
And she probably said no because, one, we don't know all the stuff that AI can be used for.
Two are we can probably suspect that it could be used wrong.
Yeah.
And she's not trying to have someone using her voice saying things that she wouldn't want to say in real life.
Yeah.
I get it, but now they're doing it anyway.
Yeah, I think that's, but that's why she said, no, I'm not going to do it.
I don't want to be part of this.
But she, like, it's like those website companies are like, hey, you want to pay for your website back?
Because I saw you like, like, let's say you're, they just, there's, I know a fool that literally just goes around seeing people's,
Usernames makes a website.
I'm like, hey, you want this website.
You got to pay for it.
It's like, dog, what?
Like, it's almost a threat.
Like, yeah, it's like a ransom.
Yeah.
Like, we're going to do it anyway, so might as well jump along.
Yeah.
There was a guy on Twitter.
Y'all could be bought so easy.
Yeah.
It sounds like it.
What?
Oh, me?
Yeah.
Rented.
Rented.
I could be bought.
Rented.
Yeah.
And then we have Vick saying wild things on AI because of that.
Yeah, that was me.
And that's the thing, though, like, you don't, you wouldn't like it.
She's already bix.
I stand on what I.
I said.
I feel like she's already a big celebrity where they're going to AI her voice no matter
what.
Why not get paid?
But the fact that they came to her, she's going to get paid.
Yeah, now she's going to get paid.
Where they messed up is they're going to be able to loophole it.
The fact that they told her.
They told her.
They just done it.
Yeah.
They're both thorns.
It would have been the same outcome, I guess.
No.
I feel like if you kind of give her a heads up.
Yep.
So now she can say you did this maliciously with malintentant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or says, oh, they just did this.
Hey, cease and desist.
Take out my stuff.
Yeah.
Now it's like.
Hey, I said no, you still did it.
Now it's a problem.
Yeah, it's a worst lawsuit for the stupid-ass nerds.
Yeah.
It's so tricky too because it's like, who's to say?
Like, obviously, this is my voice and I think it's unique.
But if AI says this is just a random male voice that our AI thing generated, it's like, how are we supposed to?
Well, your intent, again, because you told her, you showed her your intent was to use her voice.
Yeah.
Even, like, again, like Maximil said, even if I had just gotten someone that sounds like you because I like how you sound.
You can't tell me that I was after you because you don't know that I was.
No.
Now I showed you.
I was after you.
Like Biggie said no, so I got Gorilla Black.
Yeah.
Basically.
But it's like, I still want to Biggie.
Exactly.
But no, my thing is like, are we going to have to like patent our voice?
Our voices in the future?
Because it's like, who's to say this is my voice only?
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying or no.
This is my voice.
Like I own this voice obviously.
But on the internet.
someone can duplicate it and be like it's just a random voice bro it's not yours i don't know that you'll
ever have to worry about that specifically you vick but i do that what you're saying yeah because people
that sound the same is people that look like a doppelganger for your voice that just exists out
there in another part of the country or the world yeah they're trying to say like oh we don't you
we're not using scarlet i feel like vicks used his voice in other instances be like hey it's someone
else that sounds like me it's not me he's trying to make a case yeah or our voices like
fingerprints and we all have our own one.
It's like the DMs, you know.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That's going to be the new loophole.
They're going to try to say, yeah, that we didn't use Scarlett Johansson.
We used Scarlett Johannesburg or something.
Which one of your voices told Sweetie Baby Hole?
Was that your voice or AI?
That was AI.
That wasn't you?
That was my intrusive thoughts, actually.
Why is that?
I don't want that to be your claim to fame.
Me neither.
But why is it everywhere?
Yeah.
We interviewed sweetie.
The one time.
Sweetie.
And shout of Sweetie for being a good.
And she has her new song Nani.
I want to play Nani.
It's a great song.
She has a new song Nani.
It's clearly an innuendo.
And then so we're like, hey, what about these other words?
And I was like, hey, what about Goncha?
Because of Sweetbread?
Yeah.
See, Mommy.
And straight out the bat, this fool goes, baby hole.
Baby hole.
Intrusive thoughts, I'm telling you.
At least you're going to say front house.
In front of sweetie, you guys just, like, it was dumb.
To an extent, it's not a lie.
Yeah.
But there was other words that they could have used that we kind of thought up.
We're like, hey, we had a whole brainstorm about different little words.
Right.
None of this, this baby.
She got us nervous.
She got us nervous.
I'm happy he didn't say coin slot.
Yeah.
That would have been worse, actually.
As bad as it was, a lot of people were saying what Greg said was worse.
Yeah, from Pouch.
She looked at me and disgust.
She wanted you out of the room.
Yeah, she kicked you out of the room.
She just thought I was weird.
I mean, who else could say they got kicked out of the room by sweetie, huh?
Probably.
Probably.
There's a few people for sure.
That's not a flex, Greg.
That's not a lot of legs, Greg.
But back to this.
Yeah.
So I was going to say, no, they went to her.
Sam, the AI fool.
They went to her because apparently her voice is very soothing.
And then if you guys remember, like a couple of years ago, she came out with the movie,
her, which she was actually an AI person.
Oh.
So I'm pretty sure he got that idea.
Listen.
Hi.
How you doing?
That's really nice to meet you.
Do you want to know how I work?
Well, basically, I have intuition.
The DNA of who I am is based on the millions of personalities of all the programs.
I like that.
I hate it.
Turn it off.
She's flirting with me.
Yeah.
That's literally.
It sounds good.
She just took up my ear.
That's her acting as.
As her.
As an AI.
But she didn't take the AI job to talk.
No, in real life.
She got paid for it in a movie.
I want to hear all.
Jeez.
Hi.
How you doing?
I love you.
It's really nice.
You're stupid.
Well, Andy, the guy falls in love with her.
Yeah.
Yes.
He liked her voice.
I don't love with her voice.
She does have the perfect voice.
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's low.
It's like a little.
Raspby.
Yeah.
The one you never forget about.
That voice.
Okay.
You don't think you would have a good AI voice?
No, I don't think I'd have a good AI voice.
No, I don't.
I think Maximo you would because of the raspy little voice.
Hey, chat.
Go, go, go, try it.
GBT, holly at me, yo.
Say something.
Hi.
I'm Enfazima AI.
Yeah, I am A&I.
I want to do that.
I'd rather be navigation.
Turn left here.
Make a left here.
Make a right.
Actually, get some cough drums where you're at it.
And 500 feet.
You'd be great for Halloween.
Take a nap here.
You don't sound like that.
You don't sound like that.
You guys want to hire me?
I'm here.
Say it's a scary story.
Tell us right now in the chat.
There's no chat.
Tell us in the comments.
Who you think has the best AI voice, right?
Yeah.
From the guys.
Go, Maximo.
Say, I don't know, introduce yourself as AI.
Hi.
I'm AI
What can I do for you
What can I do for you?
Oh, go
Greg
Hi, my name is AI
What can I do for you?
That's really good
That was Greg by the way
Hi, I'm AI
No really big, come on big
Do your voice
Damn son
No
It's really your voice
We're gonna vote
See
Hi
I'm AI
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
I feel like your GTA character
Like one of the extras of GTA?
Angie, do you want to try?
Hi, I'm AI.
Oh, I put an SIP for you.
Yeah
Let her do it in the clear.
Let her do it in the clear.
Okay, thank you.
Hello, my name is Angie.
So, A.
I.
I'm A.
I.
What can do you say?
Can you say?
Okay, give me clear.
Give me clear.
Ready, ready, ready, ready.
Hi, I'm AI.
What can I do for you?
Jose, you want to try?
That's really good.
That's really good.
Jose?
Come on, Jose.
I would like my AI name, Jose.
Hi, I'm AI.
What can I look up for you?
He's heard this.
Why do you got to do that, Jose?
That's what he's familiar with.
Why you got to go through?
His system.
We haven't fixed him.
There's a little bug in there.
Okay, you let us know who would be the best AI.
Thank you, Angel.
I'm bilingual.
Just saying.
I'm bilingual, too.
Yeah.
All right, that's it for Sambres.
I love.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Paraguanos.
Hi, I'm A.I.
I know that's right.
A.
Maximo won.
You think he won?
Yeah, he got the first text.
Yeah.
Shout out with Primo.
Shout out of pretty good.
Yeah.
Well, congrats, Robot.
Thank you.
Whatever.
I don't know.
Okay.
No, I'm bilingual over here.
Say the phrase that Angie put in the chat as AI.
Go.
Yeah, winner.
Hi, my name is AI.
I am your personal AI assistant.
Think of me like an assistant who's here to help you.
What can I help you with today?
I feel like it's like AI chain smoking for 80 years.
You start talking like that?
You've always had a raspy voice, right?
Yeah, they called me Frogger, okay?
And fools try to clown you.
It's always dudes.
Girls like it, right?
Something like that.
My friend like that.
How can be a hell?
Okay.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
It's one of our favorite movie series.
We love it all the time.
We can watch it.
Any of its new versions were there for it.
And I'm talking about Fast and Furious.
It was that Fast and Furious X.
Yep.
And apparently the next Fast and Furious is going to be more L.A.
It's going to include Los Angeles more.
Now, of course, they still, like, last one they had their little barbecue.
They always hit up that Echo Park crib.
They always go to Echo Park.
That house makes money, huh?
But apparently, they're taking it back to the basics of that first one where they were just riding around all up and down these freeways and the L.A. River and the bridges.
Now it's going to be takeovers.
But I like that.
It could be like L.A. culture fast and furious.
They have to cast a bunch of Edgars.
Oh, they're a lot.
Bro, Hector as an Edgar
Oh my God
Because Hector has to somehow be in there
If you're coming back to L.A.
After what he said on our show, I don't know.
Make it realistic and have a whole bunch of traffic
So it's just going on.
They can't go fast.
They'll be furious.
My real worry is what are they blowing up?
Sixthry Bridge.
What else do they're blowing up?
Graffiti towers.
Yes.
What else are they blowing up?
They should really do it.
The Intuit dome.
Oh my God.
Into a dog.
Hey, you need it alone.
This is going to be a great movie, you guys.
Yes.
Wow.
The forum.
The forum to use, it's the best.
Yeah.
Don't we don't do so.
They can blow it up the forum.
Yeah.
It's not me.
It's Torreto.
You cross the line.
I need to read on a pass by curtail.com marina and be like, I remember when it was
Staples.
That's when it was family.
That's when it was family.
This isn't family.
I don't know why.
I feel like Otani's going to be in the movie.
Oh.
Yeah.
I feel like Otani's going to make a little.
He's going to be the flag.
No, that's super glazing.
If we go back to the first one, I need those colorful cars because now they got like the forans and like, like, the crazy tech.
No, go way back.
They got to practice at Dodger Stadium again.
Back to the Honda Civics.
I need an eclipse in there somewhere.
Yeah.
I need the lights underneath.
Yellow, pink, all of that.
Bright.
3am and boom, don't.
Yeah.
That's tight.
Okay.
Well, yeah, apparently we're going to have that.
It's going to be shot on a host.
Jose's front yard.
Oh,
they do.
That's where he has a takeover?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like Jose's that's above.
What's the L.A.?
Because I guess when it was L.A.
was a very simple premise.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Something was going.
They were running from the street.
They were just stealing a car street racers.
Yes.
And it turned into someone has the eye of God.
Oh, yeah.
A whole mission.
You know, like someone has this whole little.
Like Marvel recruited them.
Yeah.
bags.
Guys it comes back.
The house blows up and then they build the house again.
So what could the L.A. like, I guess, I don't know, premise be again.
Somebody's trying to steal.
What are they trying to steal.
They're trying to steal Otani.
Catalytic converters.
We have to protect them at all costs.
Otani's driving in a car while a catatoo, whatever, is getting stolen.
And then they take the car with it.
And then there we go.
Then we can't win the championship without it.
The Dodgers have to call in Torretto.
And who, yeah.
Wow.
I'll be tired.
All right, well, there we go.
If you need riders, well, because I know you're not paying them enough.
We too are not paid them.
I just want to be in one of those car scenes, like when they're about a race and it's full.
Oh, me too.
Just standing around.
You want to be homing on the side?
They need a radio scene.
They need to sit on the hood and be like.
Yeah.
They need to listen to the radio at one point.
Yes, and we can voice it.
Oh, that would be so.
I'm bilingual.
Again.
This one should have, because they always have great soundtracks.
Yeah.
Like the Tebo Calderon.
Yeah.
Of course,
Tariaki voice.
That was my favorite.
Tokyo's drip.
Would it be like a Pesso Bluma?
Because sometimes they add in
pools.
Some like Shorelight Mafia in the background.
Harley Quinn.
Where's that right?
There has to be a scene where they play not like us.
They have to play not like us.
They have lefty go play.
Lefty go play.
Please don't get it.
In the Mayback.
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He can't stop smiling.
Lefty Gunplay is a local hero.
He saved a lot of young ladies from joining.
He's a certified steper.
A bad life.
He wants her.
Yeah.
He's a cool kid.
But come on.
See him in the next Fast and Furious with the Mayback.
I need to be in it.
All of them.
All of them say.
All right.
Well, that was your joining.
You know I'm local.
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We're all going to be casted.
Sixth Street bridges can get blown up.
Probably into a dome.
Something like that.
They're going to do something at Dodger Stadium.
They're going to race around Boy Heights.
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We are.
Before I talk about this,
I'm going to say I know that it's going to sound crazy.
What?
How crazy.
I want to hear.
It's so crazy that none of you guys believe that what I went through I actually went through.
You guys try to make me feel like it's something it's not.
Oh.
You are gaslighting me of my experience.
I believe you believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
Do you see how I can't be serious in this room?
I cannot be serious in this room.
You're like the least one that happened with.
I wanted to sing.
I wanted to sing.
Okay.
Imaginary friends
I had one
when I was little
You guys try to make me think that it was a dead person
It's not, it was an imaginary her friend
Yes, her name was Sally
She was purple with blonde hair
She's not purple because she was a corpse
She was purple because that's the color
That I imagine her to be
Okay
She was my imaginary friend
We had an amazing time
All the other kids in the apartments
Were jealous that they didn't have an imaginary friend
They would try to make me give them an imaginary friend
I'm like, I can't do that for you.
You just got to have anything happened to her.
Nothing happened to her.
Nothing happened to her.
No accidents?
Yes, I found her when we went camping.
We went camping one day.
And then when we came back, I had an imaginary friend named Sally.
You can ask my mom and my dad.
They will tell you this little.
Angie, you've talked to my mom about it.
Yeah.
She'll tell you I would have straight conversations with this imaginary friend.
And my mom would be like, oh, okay, that's just letty, just doing letty things.
Yeah.
Somewhere out there, there are other people that I've had,
imaginary friends. I have yet to meet you.
Yeah. And maybe you don't want to talk about it because other people will judge you.
No, it's because we had actual friends. But anyway.
I also had actual friends though. Like that's a common misconception that you didn't have friends.
Literally all my apartment friends were my homies. I had friends at school. Like I had friends.
But they weren't at school. I also had an imaginary friend. And I actually looked that up because
again, that's a common misconception. I'm being serious about this.
I know you are. A lot of times people do create their imaginary friends because they have so much
imagination that they're trying to figure out what to do with it all, right?
I didn't have extracurricular activities.
I didn't do other stuff.
I'm like, let me just have this friend, right?
Maybe that's what happened.
And I'm telling you this really seriously.
I know it's a joke.
I know, oh my God, only loners have imaginary friends.
Oh my God, it's a really good goal, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Cool.
We could go with that story.
But I also know that there's people out there that have imaginary friends.
I have yet to meet you, but I saw the movie if.
Right.
I saw it too.
And it's a really good movie about imaginary friends.
And low-key, the way that blue.
looked that purple color was the purple color Sally was same purple I've drawn her like I
have literally drawn Sally to my parents and they're like yeah this is odd but that was I can't
tell you that I didn't go through that do you know like okay you're camping right do you know at
what moment like Isabella at what moment yeah yeah I was sitting on like a rock okay and then
she popped up out the rocks well she just popped up in my like through the water I can't explain
how it happened, I just know what happened.
I think that's cool.
I feel like you're interrogating me
and you're just not trying to this happen to me.
A little kid comes up to you tell you
to have an imaginary friend or they have a friend.
You're not going to be like, hey, well.
It must be because you're a loner.
It must be because you have no friends.
You need to go to church, little kid.
That's what you need to do.
So did Sally look like grimace kind of?
A little bit, but not.
A little bit but not.
Like she wasn't furry.
So she was a person.
So she had like.
No, she was an imaginary friend.
All right.
Do you know what way?
These fools don't believe.
I don't.
I'm not alone.
I'm kind of pictured in my head.
You can have a friend that's not a person.
Imaginary friends.
Call in right now.
I have my back.
A1-8-5-2059.
Sally, please.
I would think that an imaginary friend would look like a human,
like another version of a human.
That's not up to you, God.
No, no, no.
It's your imagination.
Based on the movie,
because I don't have an imaginary friend.
It's just like a character that you either,
it just is created by your imagination.
It could be anything.
And it's based on, like, your likings and all of that.
Like, in true imaginary friend,
Like there was a kid and there was literally in the movie
There was an imaginary friend that was a water with the ice cube in it
Right?
It's so cool.
And it was probably one of the coolest ones and he's like,
yeah, my kid was just really thirsty all the time so he created me.
Like it depends on the kid's imagination.
The situation.
And maybe mine was blonde because I always wanted to be an Olson twin.
Okay?
Wow.
Can you draw Sally?
Can you draw her?
I don't know that I could draw her anymore.
And I honestly don't know that I want to share it with this room.
I want to.
Of skeptics and Greg.
You're outgrown Sally?
No, I love Sally.
You might pass around to one of us, that's why.
Maybe the color purple has to do something with it.
It being my favorite color?
No, Sally being purple, if being purple,
and then I'm thinking right now, Barney, imaginary dragon.
I mean, a dinosaur?
I hated Barney, though.
Oh, I love Barney.
Yeah, I hated Barney.
Stop trying to, like, mix my childhood.
If you had an imaginary friend.
I just want to see a picture of it.
Of her?
Her.
It's a person.
Yeah.
If you had an imaginary friend.
In the movie, there was no case with imaginary friend.
and also there was a movie called Drop Dead Fred,
and that was a great movie.
Great movie.
Jose is like dying over there.
I don't know.
What did you save it?
No, we heard it.
No, say it.
Damn it!
Jose!
Nothing, I can't say it.
What's saying?
No, no, don't make me say it.
I'm being so serious.
I am too.
Wrong with his guy.
Okay, say it.
Jose, say what he said.
If you had an imaginary friend, call us 818-1-1-159.
8-1-5-19.
Call us right now.
I'm not going to get off air until he's saying with you.
He's going to make it up.
I had an imaginary friend.
No, say what Vic said.
He said he didn't know Sally's pronouns.
Call us up.
You're the one who said it.
I told you I wasn't going to say it again.
Horrible person.
All right, check this out.
Check this out.
We're going to go to commercial break,
but we're taking your calls.
If you had an imaginary friend,
okay, the movie, if is out,
shout out Ryan Reynolds.
You did a great job in it.
You didn't want to interview.
with us, but hey, we love
to come, though.
Can we have a special on us?
He canceled on us.
He's our imaginary friend.
Spoilerler.
That's good.
All right, James.
I'm getting the hang of this.
I can't believe in, bro.
Imaginary friends, if you've had one or your sister or your brother,
my sister just text me, you used to always blame stuff on Sally too.
No, I didn't blame stuff on Sally.
Sally actually did things.
She said, you also, you also,
used to save seats for Sally and have plates of food for Sally.
Sally was that girl.
Like, oh.
Oh.
Hey.
I like that.
I like that.
Whoa.
Sally wouldn't even like you.
Good.
But.
I had actual friends.
You have,
you don't even have actual girlfriends.
That's a good thing.
You have imagination ships.
You are no one to talk right now.
I could be to Sally.
Okay.
I'm still sad.
My imaginary friend canceled this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
But we're taking your calls.
818 5-2059.
If you have had an imaginary friend,
And these fools think I had a ghost in my house.
No, I didn't think that.
Maybe a little bit.
Maybe a little bit.
But I want to let you know and validate your feelings, okay?
Because so often we have to just live life being like we can't talk about it because then we get this.
Oh, I had a real friend.
It's a ghost.
Was it a she or she or an if?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
8.1.
5-0.
So it's not a ghost because she's purple.
Aren't ghosts like regular people?
No, they were saying she.
She is a ghost because she's purple because that's the color you turn.
And yeah, because she was drowned because they found her to lake.
Maybe that was just her aura.
All right.
We are taking your calls after the break.
If you had an imaginary friend, I want to talk to you, okay?
And you only.
Oh my God.
We have some.
Oh, my.
No, no, no.
After the break.
I got to do that.
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All right.
We're talking about imaginary friends.
I'm a little perturbed because.
Hey, good word.
I just feel like I'm being bullied about my imaginary friend that I have.
What?
When I was little.
Her name was Sally.
She was purple.
She had blonde hair.
She was my best friend.
I love this girl.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know when she went away.
You guys asked her fair.
Do you know when, like, when was a day that you, you don't really know.
It just ceases to do this.
And I think that's why the premise of all the imaginary friends movies is like that they get forgotten.
Oh.
You know what I forgot her.
Now that's best of stuff.
Still talk about her.
That happened inside out with what's his name, bingo bongo?
Bingo.
Oh, he wasn't an imaginary friend, right?
Yeah, and he went away when she got older.
Oh, my heart.
Yeah, I miss him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And there's a movie like Drop Dead Fred when I was young.
I loved that movie.
And then there's this new movie, if, imaginary friend, if.
And it's funny because we took the boys to go see it.
And right after the boys are like, what's your if?
What's your if?
And they were picking imaginary friends from the movie.
But I'm like, if only you knew you could actually make one.
That's cool.
I thought you were giving one, not make one.
No.
It's your imagination.
You kind of find it.
My question is, did Sally come with a name or did you name Sally?
I just knew her name was Sally.
I can't go back to that time because that time is literally like as a kid,
so I didn't have like a birth certificate ceremony.
It's not like Buildabere.
But it's like I just knew this is how she looked.
This was her name.
Like I wonder if you drew her at a certain point and then she came to life.
I drew her after because I remember my mom asking me how she looked.
Yeah.
Because she just saw her kid talking to the wall and she was like,
We'll go see the lady?
Yeah.
Codding therapy.
Hold on.
Yeah.
All right.
We got Jackie from Santa Ana on the line.
Jackie, Juanizias.
Hi, Jackie.
Jackie.
Jackie.
Jackie.
Jackie.
Jacqueline?
Jackie, are you there?
Jackie going once.
Santa Ana.
Oh, come on.
Santana.
Santa Ana.
Oh.
All right.
Joseph.
From San Fernando.
Joseph.
Joseph.
Joseph.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, my name.
Hey, what's the name?
Joseph.
Yeah.
Talk to us.
Your wife had an imaginary friend?
Yeah.
So his name was Bobby.
And she grew up traveling a lot.
Her dad was a motocross racer, coach.
So he was always traveling from, you know, all around the United States.
And she was by herself.
she felt she needed a little friend
and she made up her imaginary friend
that she would play hide and seek with.
He'd be waiting at the hotels for her.
Yeah, she just used to have fun with it.
So I know it's true.
Yeah.
Joseph, so on your call notes it says
his name was Frank, but now his name is Bobby.
Did she have me?
Yeah, I actually, I text my wife to make sure the name was good
and, yeah, his name is Bobby.
Oh, no, no, no.
Wait, so who's Frank?
Yeah.
I don't know
All right
But you believe her
When she told you about it
Are you ever like
No this can't be real
No it was a ghost
No you're crazy
No I believe her
She said she was just bored
You know
And she needed a little companion
And she made somebody up
So she was your traveling buddy
Boom
Nice
That's what I say too
Is Bobby still around
These days?
No I asked
I asked you that too
She says no
She, I asked you even how he looks, she vaguely remembers.
She just knows that at a certain point in her life, she had an imaginary friend.
No, I tell you, I don't let my girls have friends either.
Yeah, especially if they're imaginary.
Oh, no, no friend named Bob.
Tell Whitey, thank you.
I feel seen.
Okay.
Oh, I guess imaginary friends run in the valley.
We got Monce on the line.
Moncee.
Hi, good morning, Brum bag.
Monce.
Okay, so you have a friend who had an imaginary friend.
No, so I basically moved into somewhere, maybe like about five years ago to this new house.
Okay.
And I think a year after, I started not seeing but feeling things.
And I kind of always felt that it was like a male friend.
So I just always called him friend.
And he would like, you know, mess around with me.
I never saw him.
I never named him.
To this day, I always say he's just like a shadow.
so he's kind of scary
Yeah
Monce that is a goal
I don't want to get mixed up with your
imaginary friends and what's happening to you
Yeah I think you're being
Your ghost is giving my imaginary friends a bad rep
Yeah
Moncee get out
She's never hurt me nothing
But I do always tell my family
When they say they don't believe me
That I will call him and send him to scare them
Because I think he'll do that
Oh, till this day, you know this.
Yeah, it happened.
She's an adult with an imagination.
No, no, but they're a ghost.
Okay.
All right.
Monse, thank you so much.
Monse, to carry yourself.
Monse, stop playing the Wii Gilles.
We love you.
Don't say anything mean or because she's going to send.
Oh, yeah, right.
I love you, Monse.
You're good.
You look great today.
You're at a ball.
Don't get ghosted.
All right.
We got Vanessa from Pico Rivera.
Good morning, Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
She about.
I do not be an imaginary call.
Vanessa, I hear the background.
I know you're there.
Hello?
Oh, this is not Vanessa.
Who's this?
Hello.
Vanessa?
Hi, who are you?
Maybe it's the imaginary friend.
Hello?
You're talking to me?
Yeah.
Who's this?
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, my name is Jarvis.
It's not Vanessa.
Oh, Jarvis!
You better spell your name right, because right here it says Vanessa from Pico Rivera.
All right, Jarvis.
Jarvis.
Talk to us.
So my imaginary friends look different.
So it's me.
I had a imaginary friend.
His name was Buddy.
I made him up when I was little,
but more so about it,
I kind of used him to scare my parents
because things would happen in our house all the time,
and I would just say it was Buddy.
For example, the kids,
us would be watching TV,
and the TV would just shut off.
I was like, buddy, just turn it back on.
And it always freaked my family out
because I never told them what Buddy looks like.
Even to this day, they would ask me.
So what does Buddy look like?
I don't know.
You have to worry about that later.
Oh, right.
You're a menace, Jarvis.
Maybe you're actually haunted.
No, he, no, he's just a little troll.
Wow.
Wow.
Worry about that later?
But you liked it, though.
You liked seeing your parents' sweat, huh?
Oh, yes, love it.
You're my wife today.
She knows the stories about Buddy,
and she will ask me what buddy looks like.
I can't tell you either.
Like, I'm going to tell you.
I don't trust you.
You'll see.
You're just my wife.
You'll all see him.
Damn.
One day, you'll meet.
All right, we got Des from Monabello.
Des.
Yes.
All right, Des.
You had an if growing up.
Yes.
His name was Anthony.
I don't remember how he looks.
I don't remember much about him.
I just remember stories that my grandma tells me.
Okay.
So, and they weren't positive ones.
So one time I was saying, let's hear, let's hear, let's hear.
Is this up?
Let's hear, let's hear, let's hear.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think people are getting confused.
It's not, it's not scary, but it's just not positive.
It's like a talk.
toxic imaginary friends.
So.
You're intrusive thoughts.
Me as an imaginary friend.
I was sitting on the stairs and my grandma said that I look sad or mad.
I don't know, one of them.
And she asked what happened.
And apparently me and my imaginary friend Anthony, we got in a fight and he slapped me in
the face.
You and Anthony, hold on.
You and Anthony, your imaginary friend.
He slapped you in the face?
He slapped me in the face.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm with you because Sally,
pushed me off a bed and I broke my arm so I'm with you okay he slapped you in the face what did
you do to Anthony tell me okay anything else I just remember that and then another instance um
we were going to a family dinner and she's like oh is Anthony coming and I'm like no he got in a car
accident and you know he's not here anymore whoa so yeah that was Anthony
that's so scary wait that is your dead that's really scary that's actually frightening yeah
terrified very terrified I am scared for you
Have you prayed for Anthony?
I have not.
I have not thought of him.
Okay.
So he's gone.
Guess what?
He's back.
Go ask your abuelita for, or I don't, if she's still here, go ask her for more stories.
Let's, let's find out together.
I will.
Okay.
I appreciate you.
And do, do, do persinete, for a favor.
Yeah, please.
Yeah, they're off.
Please, thanks.
How come these imaginary friends?
So far, these imaginative friends are evil.
None of these imaginative friends are helping my case.
No.
I have a positive experience with.
with Sally.
Even though she pushed me off the bed,
we were jumping on the bed.
And there's that freaking song.
Normal monkey jumping down the bed
and all of that, right?
I kind of did it to myself.
She pushed me out the bed,
told me to blame my sister.
You did it to yourself with Sally?
You blamed it?
No, no, no.
I did it to myself by jumping down the bed.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're so annoying.
How come a lot of imaginary friends
have real names?
How come in these, like, no crazy.
Why would they...
Like bubbles.
Yeah, like Googles.
Only buddy was a...
A bulky.
He made it up.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think about ghosts.
Okay.
Yeah.
We have Alex from Downey.
Alex.
What up, Alex?
What up?
What up?
I don't know.
I feel very defeated right now, Alex.
Tell us about your experience with an imaginary friend.
Well, I had, it's actually my little brothers.
Okay.
He had an imaginary friend from, like, I want to say the age of five to like, ooh.
All right.
Yeah, it was creepy.
Yeah, that first to start off an imaginary friend.
What would he say about him?
He'd be like nine and on, he turned into like a stuffed animal.
Whoa.
Sounds like a movie.
The imaginary friend went inside the stuffed animal.
I think Alex is imaginary.
He took his imaginary friend and put him in a stuffed animal.
Yeah.
That sounds like a possession.
Yeah, like Chucky.
Wow.
I'm having a very hard time.
Yeah.
He wouldn't be imaginary.
Why did I even think of this time?
I really thought I was going to have a fellow.
Now that he mentions that I had like a stuffed animal named Sylvester that like, I don't know.
It just made me feel like comfortable when I was a kid.
What was his name?
He was a Sylvester doll.
It was like Looney too.
It was a physical doll.
Yes.
He played with Barbies.
So it's not imaginary.
I don't know if I had a soul or not.
I don't know.
Because I had a stuffed animal to that it was Ernie.
Like Bert and Ernie?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
You like to like to take it everywhere and it made you feel good?
Okay.
I'm not like that.
I'm not like that.
I'm not like that.
I know you're on the phone with her right now, but we're going to go with Claudia from Arlida.
Claudia from Arlita.
Claudia.
Claudia from Arlita.
Please say, yeah.
Hey.
Okay, you had an imaginary friend, Claudia.
Not a ghost.
Yes, I had an imaginary friend going up.
Before y'all even ask about the accent, I'm from Belize.
Okay.
I wasn't even going to ask about the accent.
I like it.
Okay.
Yeah, I grew up on a farm.
My family grew mangoes and made coconut oil for sale.
Okay.
We would have a lot of time playing around like, around the trees and then the gardens and stuff like that.
Bro, that's when she appeared to me, and she's been my friend ever since.
And at some point she just disappeared.
I don't know what happened, but that was my friend.
We used to play in all the time, just picking flowers and just chilling, playing with the animals and stuff like that.
And that was Jacqueline for me.
Boom.
Clacio, that's it.
That is it, baby, girl.
Because it's like that you're out.
You're playing, boom, a friend pops up.
And then that's your home girl.
You're doing just friends stuff with your friend.
Okay, but when you would talk to Jacqueline
was like your family, like, who are you talking to?
No, they know.
No one ever asked.
Actually, I have a younger sister.
And she had like four imaginary friends.
Oh, she had a whole squad.
She had a group of them.
Imaginary games.
Yeah, she had a whole lot.
One of them was a pilot, another one with a teacher.
Like, she had a butt, so it's like.
This is my girl right here.
I think it's something normal.
Yeah.
I think nothing is wrong with it.
Like me and Jacqueline used to make like soups out of leaves and.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Like mud pies?
Yeah.
Wait, but you grew up on an island, right?
On the island.
Farm, farm, farm.
Farm.
Farm.
No, Belize, Belize is considered like a mainland island because you have the whole
Caribbean scene in front of us.
So, like, yeah.
We're connected to land, but we have the whole sea in front of us, and then we have little islands that are.
Wasn't it creepy that your sister had a friend that was a pilot and then one was a teacher?
No, not alone.
What type of, like, whatever was a crash, plainland.
Honestly, didn't think nothing.
I'm turning out my own imaginary friend that I used to kick it with.
Claudia, I'm going to turn out.
They're meant, they're meant to be here to just discredit our stories and to make us feel like what we had was ghosts.
Claudia.
Listen, don't mind them.
They probably had an imaginary friend, too, but they just don't want to admit it because they don't want no one to look at them sideways.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay, Claudia, let me ask you about Jacqueline.
Do you know how she looked?
He had similar hair texture as mine, like that curly, that mixed hair because I'm mixed.
So she had that bouncy curly hair, and her skin complexion was like mine.
Like, she was about the same age as me, too.
I like it.
I'm with you, I'm with you, baby girl.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to Jacqueline.
Shout out to your sister and her gang of ghosts or all of that stuff.
I mean, imagine your friends.
We're here.
We're here, baby girl.
I don't want to shoot out.
I don't want to shoot out.
I want to shout out.
All my Belizeans living in California.
Yes.
Yeah.
You like OT Genesis?
You know his Belizeon?
Shout out of OT Genesis.
Okay.
Or not, Claudia.
I want to know what type of flowers.
I think she like brr and got out.
Shout to you.
Tight.
Shout of Belize.
That was cool.
We got Nick.
from Downey on the line. Nick is all you fools. Nick, talk to us.
What up, Nick?
Nick.
Hey, guys. Yeah, I got to play devil's advocate a little bit here, man.
You know, I wanted to have an imaginary friend growing up, but I don't know if I'm just
a mensa. My imagination is not good or what, but it just never happened, you know,
so I pretended to have an imagination. I imagined that I had imaginary space.
You had fomo.
Okay. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, you tried to have an imaginary friend.
friend. It says right here it was popular to have one. So other kids were telling you that they had imaginary friends.
That's crazy. You know, you see it on TV, stuff like that. Your parents will ask you, oh, do you have one?
And you're like, oh, maybe if I don't, I'm weird. So yeah, you just make one up.
This will give me attention. Okay. So you just made it up. You knew you were talking to nothing.
I didn't even pretend to talk to anything. I just tell people, yeah, I got one.
Oh, got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
I think Charzard.
Oh, I got one of those too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you right now, you probably, that's the, that's having an imaginary friend.
Yeah.
His name was imaginary.
You just created.
Well, I guess so.
It's funny because the kids in my apartment, again, I had Sally, and they literally were like,
what do we do to get an imaginary friend?
I literally, in the backyard, I made an obstacle course.
And I was like, okay, in order to get an imaginary friend, you have to go through my obstacle course.
And then you have to jump and close your eyes
And like I literally did like a whole thing
You're saying thing happy thoughts?
Yeah no I just had them like
And now you're in the imaginary world
Do you see?
And then they were like
They would feel stupid if they didn't see it
Right?
So they lie
Because I'm like do you see all of the like whatever
Yeah yeah like it was just
But that's an imaginary
You guys are playing imaginary
Is that before or after you took some things to eat?
I was a kid bro
Oh oh oh
That was a little
Did you have allergies?
Ben andro could do that to you.
Yeah.
Then you guys had imaginary friends.
No.
After too much robatessen?
Yeah.
Barney was the closest.
I'm really trying to like...
Yeah, that's not...
Sorry, Sally.
All right.
Yeah.
Catherine.
Hello.
Catherine.
They're haters.
Bro, I'm trying my best.
They don't know what we live through.
I'm trying my best not to be like the mean, like, oh my God, let these trivom, but it's like, Doc, someone's literally telling you their experience and you just are making jokes.
No, I feel you.
We had the good times with our imaginary friends.
And you were in Mission Hills.
Low-key, I was in Mission Hills around that time.
Glendale Mission Hills when I had my imaginary friends where I lived there.
Talk to us, Catherine.
What about your imaginary friend?
So her name was Cece, my Rice Krispy Treat.
She looked like a rice crispy treat.
She was like a version of weird.
That sounds like a cool one to have asked.
That's cool.
What's up, Catherine? What happened?
That was my partner in crime.
We used to watch Senorita Laura with my grandma.
My grandma used pull out, you know, the couch for us
with our coffee and our rice crispy treats.
It was just an epic time.
You see rice crispy treats around?
You see rice crispy treats around?
a rice crispy tree character?
So your imaginary friend is a cannibal.
Yeah.
Wow.
What would Cece be like?
Does Cece talk to you?
Was like, talk to me more about Cece.
Yeah, so Cecee looked like a Rice Krispie Tree with red shorts and red hair.
That's cool.
I can picture it.
Yeah, I can.
And we used to like talk about whatever show we were watching, whether it was
Senorita Laura or Jose Luis.
And she knew Spanish too.
And my grandma would join the conversation.
What a chismosa, si-da-a-grabba.
Your grandma talked to the Rice Krispi new Spanish and all.
Yes, we're going to Spanish.
How old?
All right, Catherine, I'm with you.
Yeah, Angie asked, how old were you?
Um, first saw her at five, and then she disappeared, like, around nine or ten.
Okay, I have a question.
I have a question, Catherine.
When she disappeared, was it because you were hungry?
No, she would come around even more when I was hungry.
I don't know why she disappeared.
You think you could ever call her back, like try really hard and like...
Imagine her back.
She just stays in the rice crisp.
I don't like, CC, come out.
Come out, C.C.
I tried and, you know, implementing her into my son's head.
And he's like, no, I don't know what you're talking about.
My mom, I see a Rice Krisp's mom.
You're a weird.
You don't like Oreos more.
My mom got some problem, man.
Yeah.
My mom got some mushrooms in a rice crispy.
Br, it's not shrooms like that.
You guys are annoying me.
Catherine, I'm with you.
I'm with you, baby girl.
And your experience is valid.
And I just want you to know,
thank you so much for calling in
because you make me feel better about my experience.
I'm there with you, girl.
Have a good one, guys.
Hi, Catherine.
All right, you guys.
You're so funny.
Oh, my God.
Rudy.
Rudy from Roland Heights.
You are our last caller, Rudy.
Rudy.
Rudy, did you have an imaginary friend growing up?
Yo, what's up, brown bag?
What's up?
Hi, Rudy.
Okay, so, so I didn't have an imaginary friend.
I had an imaginary dad.
What?
All right.
What?
I didn't know I could do that.
Wait.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
What?
Explain it, please.
So, so my dad abandoned us when we were a baby.
You know, as soon as I was born, he looked at me and said like, oh, this was ugly.
So he's up and left us.
All through elementary school, you know, I just had seen my friends with their dads.
And I like, I want a dad, you know.
So I just made a dad up.
I'm so sad.
I'm so sad.
I'm so sad.
I'm so sorry.
Rudy, you're not ugly, bro.
Rudy, you're not ugly, bro.
You need a dad, bro.
I got you, bro.
I got you too.
You got two.
You got two dads now.
Not like that, though.
Stay on the line, Rudy.
Stay on the line.
We're going to.
My dad was amazing.
He was amazing.
His name was Tommy,
and he drove airplanes.
Wow.
Some of these pilots just walking out of the door.
Because they're cool when you're little pilots.
I'll tell you know it was imaginary
because you can't drive airplanes.
But yeah.
No, I feel you.
Not clown Rudy, dog.
Rudy.
Rudy, I'm with you, dog.
We hear.
We hear it.
I believe you.
I feel like that, but you got two dads now.
Rudy's down the line.
I got the word.
You guys are the most piece of I've ever met.
Say it.
Say it.
My dad clowns me.
I'm telling HR about you right now.
I wish I was ever to do that.
Scrolling with the homies.
The homie?
Gregory.
Leti.
What's that fool?
If anybody in this room needs some gym motivation or some
gym to start working out.
Facts.
Find yourself a third grader.
A third grader will tell you the truth.
That's a weird case.
That is wild.
Why is he around?
Why is he around?
Let me play not like a story.
Did you not live in.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on, bro.
The delivery.
Hey, Greg.
I heard you like a mune.
That's gross.
We do not condone it here.
Greg, get it together, bro.
Fixing Greg.
No, fix the delivery, bro.
No, I get where he's going, but it was just an odd way to get there.
Yeah.
He said Drake man.
Yeah, little kids be telling the truth.
That's all I got to say.
Got it.
Okay.
Started like that.
This little third grade boy told his mom what they was talking about at school.
Listen to this.
The third graders are calling me fat.
Yeah.
They're saying I'm fat, me.
They heard, they, they, they, they, you, you heard them say it was me.
Yeah.
What did they say?
Like, your mom was so fat, that's something, something.
Oh, yeah.
I can't hear them.
What did you say?
What did you say to defend me?
How do you know about that?
Oh, baby.
He's so cute.
He sounded so upset about it.
How do you know about that?
Who told you?
You know my mom is so fast?
My mom's so fat?
I don't know the rest.
But that part I remember.
And I don't know how they know mom.
The best part was him early like, oh, I don't know what they're going to say.
And the mom isn't even like that.
Big.
So it's just funny that like maybe in his eyes, like obviously all older people are just bigger.
And I remember when you were young and like 20 year olds were old and then yes.
It's all perspective, right?
Yeah.
So it's just funny.
He got so serious.
I feel like, oh my gosh, you're so old.
I'm like, what do you mean I'm all?
I'm only 27.
You are.
old you were born in the 90s i'm like yeah yeah the 90s you were born in the 90s 96 yeah you're
yeah you didn't get to jordan wow yeah i don't know and i like how he was like so upset he told
my his mom like hey the kids are talking about you right doing your mama jokes yes that's all they're
they weren't even they weren't even talking about his mom you know it's like your mama jokes is
just oh your great it's evergreen so he took it very personal yeah the your mama jokes have they ever
Have they ever gotten you upset?
Because that's still your mom.
Yeah.
No.
You liked your mama jokes.
No, I hated your mama jokes.
I never liked them ever, ever, ever in my life.
What would they say?
Anything.
I was always offended.
Anything.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of a good year mama joke.
There's one that I remember about your mama's so old, but that's the part that I
remember.
And it hit me because my dad is old.
Like he's older.
He had me when he was in his later 30s.
Yeah.
And I'm like, oh my God.
he is old.
They are so old.
Me and my mom do your mama jokes like now to each other.
It's so funny.
You do?
And she's your mom?
Because she's my mom and she'll really be doing like hilarious stuff.
Yeah.
So I'll be like, oh, your mama's so stupid or whatever.
And then I'm just talking about my mom.
It's funny.
And her?
She says, your mom is so stupid.
She didn't even want you.
And she'll say stuff like that or yeah.
Or like she'll say like my son is so stupid that, you know, he got fired on his day off or whatever, stuff like that.
That happened though, huh?
It did in the past, yeah.
So it's like little jokes sprinkle with truth.
Yes.
All right.
Well, shout out to that kid for trying to defend his mom against your mama jokes that are meant just for random moms.
But he's telling his mom, look, I think you're fat mom.
Oh.
By saying like, yeah.
How do you know about it?
I looked up some good, uh, yo mama jokes.
Yeah, me too.
They're not funny.
Ready?
Your mom is so fat that Dora can't even explore her.
That's a good one.
That's a good way.
I like that one.
Maximil please save us.
They says, your mama's so old.
She was a waitress at the last supper.
Wow.
That's a good.
That's a good.
Nice.
Come on.
Come on, Greg.
Come on Greg.
Come on Greg.
Your mama's back is so here.
I'm kidding.
It's from white chicks.
We want to talk about mothers.
It's mother time.
Oh, your mama's so fat.
She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I think it's his delivery.
It's his delivery.
That's his old face.
All right.
Okay, your mama's so ugly.
Your dad takes her to work so she don't have to kiss him goodbye.
Wait.
What?
Your mama's so fat.
I get it.
Like, stay with me
Because I'm trying to kiss you.
Their mom is so fat
When she went to the zoo,
the hippos got jealous.
Yeah, I think it's the way you're saying.
And by the way, Angie's parents work together.
Oh.
All they do, I...
I wasn't saying it to you, Angie, I'm sorry.
Maximo, hit us with it.
Your mama's so old, her social security is one.
Number one.
Yeah, yeah, those are little ones.
All right, your mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What?
I don't get that.
You guys, we just, we suck right now.
Your mom is so fat.
When she walked past the TV, I miss three episodes.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?
I lock you a lot.
Damn!
I don't even go here.
Shout love to my little friend.
The jane.
You're a filthy animal.
What you're thinking is?
You said it.
I don't even know what part of what movie that is.
It sounds like a white chick.
It's white chicks.
Yeah, but I like that.
Yeah.
You're saying, yeah.
I can't believe you just said that.
All right, in streaming news, what is going on, maximization?
In streaming news, Apple TV and other streaming services are considering a new, like, compensation
model for actors where it pays based on performance.
So it would pay based on streaming, based on number of views, time spent watching.
Pretty much they're going to turn it into like a super analytical way of like figuring out how much each actor should get paid.
So it's going to be like Spotify.
Exactly.
In a sense.
Yeah.
Yes.
I'm wondering if they get paid for what they do in the movie and then this is added extra.
So this would be additional.
Yeah.
Okay, boom.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
But it would be additional for like the main actors.
Everybody, like the supporting cast or everybody else kind of gets there.
They just be happy to be there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That makes sense because I remember there was a story about the actor for Squid Games that like he got paid like just the normal rate.
and then they sold it to Netflix after the fact
and it became the biggest show
literally the world
and he was like they're like
oh you must be rich and famous and all this stuff
and he's like no I just got paid like whatever
I don't get paid per time you guys watch it
or how it gets or anything
so this would help in that case like hey
you get paid what you paid to do the movie
but also when this goes to Netflix
based on like how many people are watching
and all of that you can get paid again
right yeah it's cool it's cool
I mean but it's good and bad
because I mean if
I guess if something flops or doesn't do as good,
then people are not going to get paid.
Well, you get paid.
Whatever the base was.
Yeah, this is just extra.
Yeah.
I'm just glad that that's going to be like public now
because for the longest time, like places like Netflix
and other like Apple TV,
they wanted to hide all their stats.
Yeah, we don't know how many views of like Bridgeton is getting right now.
There's no charts.
Yeah.
There's no charts because Bridgeton is probably like killing it right now.
Yeah, so it's like they're not able to tell
and the actors aren't able to like renegotiate.
and say like, hey, I know this did really well.
They're going to be like, no, you don't.
You don't know what you did.
Yeah.
Only we.
They like keep that in the tuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And now they got to show us our follower count.
They got to show everything.
Show me.
That would be cool because then it's going to just be another way to like, I don't know, I guess the rat race, the competition spectrum and all of that.
Yep.
And then you're going to get to know like, oh, yeah, no, this totally flopped.
And that's like.
Resumies are going to be so different factors.
It's going to be like, well, I get 33% of like.
My watch time is out of the world.
Yeah.
It should, though.
It's like new times.
They could have, or else they wouldn't have been freaking striking.
Striking.
They're looking, they're searching for that compensation.
Imagine being the full one squid games.
Like, that was an incredible movie.
And all you got was whatever they paid you to make the movie specific, like just for that.
Movies that go to theaters, I guess you get more at the box, like whatever it makes
to the box office.
It adds to you.
So that'd be the new box office, right?
Right.
And then Angie will be very happy when the new Squid Games comes out.
Why, Angie?
we'd be very happy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I'm going to, okay, so the first one, I made little cards.
You know when they give you the cards that you're going to play?
Yeah.
I make them and I sold them and I have a bunch left over.
Like, if the cards in the movie.
Reportedly, allegedly.
Oh, no, I made a flip over.
No, no, a figure comes to you, a person comes to you when they're vetting you.
When they're vetting you and they give you the number to call her to meet.
Yeah.
Why did you think to make that car?
I know.
I wanted money.
No, but like, you could have made other parts of the movie.
Because that was the easiest thing to do.
Like you could make the shirt.
Why didn't you make the cookie?
Because there was a lot of competition with the t-shirts already.
And I'm like, oh, the card.
No one has it.
Everyone wants the card.
But you still have them left over.
And I have a bunch of everything.
No, because I ordered a lot.
So now I have like two boxes left.
Ooh, okay.
All right.
If you want to Squid Games card.
If you want a Squid Games card.
Conglectable.
It's selling it.
I am selling it.
Angie, where do you sell stuff?
They're never going to find me.
You will.
never find me.
But you will find the product
if you go and you're going.
Oh my God.
That's so funny.
Yeah, I have to.
What's the title?
Squid Games card.
And what is the card
in tail?
Angie is certified blue leger.
Yeah, I am.
I love it though.
She's going to get her payment one way.
I'm going to get my chapa.
One way or another.
Reportedly, allegedly.
Angie.
Oh, God.
Stop it.
I appreciate you, Angie, because I love
the hustle.
Yeah.
She never stops.
All right, but do we like this situation?
I think it's good for the actors.
I think it's good for actors.
Especially people that got popping on Netflix.
We're streaming.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going strictly in Netflix.
Yeah, all streaming.
But like the streaming part of it,
like it's giving us our new stars, you know?
Yeah, because sometimes you never know what's going to hit and what's not.
Yeah.
And there's an unexpected hits and people didn't get paid like, you know, correct.
Yeah, there's some stars out there that should get paid more.
That's right.
Not those.
Not those.
Not those stars?
Not those.
Oh, no.
No, I think they get a flat fee.
Yeah, I think so too.
Oh.
All right.
We really need this model.
We are celebrating a Great's birthday today.
Is today a Notorious BiG's birthday?
Yes.
We're going to play one of my favorites from the guy.
He would here is Power 106.
I like number one for hip-hop.
Come on.
Brown Bag.
It's Brown Bag on Power 106.
Number one for hip-hop.
