Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 217 Heart Hands Brown Bag Mornings (5/22/24)
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It's Power 106 Brownback mornings. Good morning.
Good morning.
What are we at? Wednesday.
Hump day.
Wednesday, May 22nd.
We're here.
And just so you know, I know how, like, at least outside of Burbank, we're seeing a lot of gloom.
Yeah.
And the fog, this is going to dissipate today.
But starting tomorrow, guess what, you guys?
Right.
The sun is out.
It's going to be gloom vibes.
Oh, no.
They say that Memorial Day is like the unofficial start of summer.
Yeah.
That's this weekend.
But supposedly for us out here, it's not going to be too great.
going to be gloomy. It might be rainy.
Who was that?
Who was me?
We're sharks.
Okay.
Let me text the group chat.
Yeah.
Text the group chat right now.
Don't talk about.
Oh, no.
I'm checking.
She has a phone on the head.
And my computer's out, but no, it's the computer.
Okay.
You guys, back to business.
Yeah, it's been like that for the past couple, um, Memorial days.
I like it.
It's been very gloomy.
It's been very gloomy.
I like the gloomy weather.
I don't because you think Memorial Day
you think beach, barbecue
summer dresses
Yeah
Yeah
Sundresses for sure
All summer dress
I think that's what Memorial Day is about guys
What is it?
Oh well I know it's about
Memorial
Yeah
But we said it's like the unofficial start of summer
That's what we're talking about
Oh yeah
Jeez man
So what do you do on Memorial Day
Yeah
How do you celebrate?
Sit there on my family
And my military family sometimes
Okay.
Yeah.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
It depends what we're doing.
And what do you do?
Well, what are you doing?
How do you remember?
I stand there and do the Pledge of Allegiance.
Okay.
Oh, do it right now.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
Yeah, you're sitting.
And you're wearing a hat.
That's respectful.
You got to take off your cap, man.
And you know Memorial Day is different than Veterans Day, right?
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
So what do you do on Memorial Day?
Barbecue.
Why are you going to show us?
You guys.
You guys to talk about sun dresses over here.
It's like,
Yeah.
Yeah, we're talking about how we're dressing for the weather, and now we can.
And memorializing things.
Yeah.
Oh, that would be a good memory.
All of those who lost their lives.
Yes.
Our fallen soldiers.
Say, why is that funny, Greg?
What?
Why is that funny?
I was looking at something else.
Yeah, they had a military time.
Oh, see.
And pay attention to our break?
Do you have paid attention to your break?
I don't know.
It doesn't sound like it.
You don't like sundress?
There's nothing wrong with sundress.
I don't mind girls of sundress.
I've never met a guy that didn't like sundresses.
Cool.
All right.
Overhyped.
What?
What?
Overhyped.
No.
Time out.
Overhyped.
I think they're overhyped.
Not going to love.
What?
I think so.
You guys don't think they're overhyped.
How could you look at a sundress and say anything is overhymed?
Even that's wild.
Yeah.
Every woman looks better in a sundress.
Yeah.
Not every woman, but I think they're overhap.
Gosh, what are you today?
Are you funny?
I mean, you kind of have a point, but still I love sunjess.
That's why I think they're overrated.
You know what?
It's like every, every dude looks better with an L.
Yeah.
You could be.
Feito and you're a little bit
Feito less, but you're still
It still helps.
I don't know about that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Your ex loves sundresses, huh.
That's the problem.
She traumatized you.
I don't think I've dated a girl that's
had sundresses like that.
Sounds like a personal problem, buddy.
Yeah, we should uplift all women in sundress.
I honestly think so too.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
They call sundresses because they shine.
And Maximo has Superpheme coming at.
Oh.
Yes.
Jordan Wood did something
to celebrate her anniversary
Jordan Woods
is to be honest
Jordan Woods
is to be on the Red Table Talk
Yes and she actually
Kylie's
She did something to celebrate her
anniversary
that not only gave her partner
Wood
but
But
What?
What?
How do you know?
A hot lady should celebrate their man
It made him purr
It made him per
Br.
Wow.
Spider-O-6.
That's next.
Simp.
Or Pimp.
B I am B.I.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip Sip Sip Sip.
Sip Kyi.
Nice.
Jordan Woods, who is a model
and also was Kylie Jenner's
ex-best friend and was part of the drama.
Oops.
Sorry.
My apologies.
Is a part of the drama that went on with
Kylie Jenner.
Yeah.
It's been going out with Carl Anthony Towns.
The Big Pur.
Yes, who is a basketball player on the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Yep.
So they are celebrating their fourth year anniversary.
Wow.
Four years?
Four years.
Wow.
Okay.
And she decided to write him a song.
Really quick.
Can I thank you?
Yeah.
No, four years for a celebrity relationship.
It's a long time.
That is.
Yes.
And, um,
I'm going to play a preview of the song
and it's actually pretty good
and she's not a singer
she's not a singer
she's just like a model and like
you know influencers
wow
listen
all right
wow you're actually really good
it's house good
yeah the production
everything
is it customized at all
how do we know it's for him
it was to celebrate their anniversary
so she actually said that she wrote this song
specifically for him in order to like honor him and their relationship and everything they've been
through because our um what happened is like their relationship kind of started during that time when
she was going through the whole drama yeah so it it seemed like he was just there what drama are
you talking about the the drama with um kiley jenner when she was accused of uh being kissing tristan
thompson thurston thompson yeah Chloe yeah but Kylie was her best friend so she was in a mix
of the whole drama.
Just the true drama.
Yeah.
Put in the middle and having to make a decision.
And at the time,
Jordan Woods was cut off from, like,
that whole family.
And it was a tough time for him, too,
because he had lost his mom in the middle of that, too.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So they were, like, they're each other's rock.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So it worked out.
And four years later, she dedicated this song.
And it's a great song.
And I'm just like, yo, is, you know,
writing music, poetry.
any of those things.
Yeah.
The only part I'm cynical about is like,
is this her way of like launching her career?
Like in a singer?
Yeah.
While he's in the playoffs?
Yes.
Also in a like sneaky way.
Like, hey guys, I'm not like,
she didn't say like, hey guys, I'm going to be a singer now or anything.
She's like testing out.
It's just like, what do you think about this?
And that matters.
She does sound good.
Just for my man, you know?
But yeah, it does sound good.
I'm not going to lie.
I want to hear more.
Yeah.
Right.
And it's like it's just for my man that happens to be in the top four teams
playing to go to the NBA finals.
She definitely would do that even if he wasn't.
Like even if he lost, if the Super Bowl's lost a nugget, she probably still is.
I don't know.
She does come from the School of Kardashian.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Marketing.
Marketing geniuses, okay?
They know what they're doing.
Nobody's better.
Right.
But their anniversary will still be there.
Yes, you're right.
True.
So is it simp or is it Pimp?
The song is good.
Yeah.
So instantly you're like,
It's kind of bad.
I want to give her pimp.
And it's cute.
It's your anniversary.
Right.
Hey, you know the rest of the team here is it?
They're going to be playing it in the locker room.
Oh.
Oh.
When the other team plays it.
Oh.
That's the real problem.
That's...
I don't know.
I've written a poem before for my girl.
You written a poem?
Yeah.
That's pretty simple.
I don't know.
He's the girl.
Yeah.
That's not a simp.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maximo, recite your poem.
Yeah, recite.
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
Damn.
Damn.
What year did you write it?
Probably like year four.
Year four that you were.
Yeah.
I'm on like 12, y'all.
I don't even remember yesterday.
Yeah.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
No.
My name is Kansimo, and I'll scam you too.
Want to scam?
Want to scam?
No.
Maximo is a writer.
Like, he's definitely.
Yeah, he got bars?
Yeah, you got bars.
Like a beat.
I don't think this is him.
This is her man.
It's Pimp.
Yeah.
For sure.
Pimp.
Pimp.
Yeah.
She's pimped.
And she sounded good.
She sounds good.
Pimp!
Pim!
Oh, right.
What's the word?
Word on roast crants.
Roast cramps.
The word is Eminem is hinting at one last trick.
Eminem is an old dog still doing new tricks apparently, all right?
Because earlier this week, he posted a short video of a text message from someone with a white rabbit with a top hat as the contact photo, right?
And the message said, and for my last trick, dot, dot, dot, dot.
and this message was dated May 31st at 12 a.m.
Silly rabbit.
Silly rabbit, okay, or a bee rabbit.
Oh, cute.
Cute, cute, cute.
I like that, I like that.
Yeah, like, so we can assume this is about Eminem's new album,
The Death is Slim Shady.
And it's been said the album will be coming this summer.
May 31st is technically not summer yet.
So this just may be the first single, right?
Because no singles have dropped.
But like I said, my conspiracy theory brain is telling me
this might have something to do with the eight-mile character,
B. Rabbit, maybe a short video
with the character, would B. Rabbit in it, or maybe
like a song from his perspective? I don't know.
That's just where my mind was going. So is Slim Shady
dying, or is it B-Rabit dying? I'm just trying,
I'm getting confusion. Or is this M&M.
Maybe B-Rabit kills Slim Shady.
Oh, no, he has so many
like characters.
Yeah, we're confusing the characters. You know that?
I know, I know, I know.
What I do think is that
the person that was probably tripping, like, oh my God, what does you mean?
Is his daughter's new man,
her new husband? Right.
Because Haley just got married
Literally over the weekend
And I saw photos of him
This fool did not smile at all
Like when during photos
Eminem didn't smile at all
In photos with a man
Yeah
That was like that's crazy
Like for handing her off
Yeah
That's his baby
He seems like the worst
Father-in-law of all time
The scariest
Yeah I don't think worse
Not the worst
Yeah I don't think worse
I just think more
The most intimidating
For sure
Imagine you like do something wrong
Now you have a whole 10 minute
Dist track of
Oh my gosh.
He would dis people, like he just
MGK just because MGK said that she was hot.
Just because he sent her like a DM or something.
So imagine the guy that's actually worth.
Oh my God.
You're going to get it though.
Imagine like the guy drives a four tours.
Yeah.
Or like he drops a coffee pot.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's an awfully hot coffee pot.
Yeah, dude.
Imagine like the, that would hate that.
You're walking on eggshells all day.
He's sending a line of a lint truck.
Imagine you get all his M&Ms, all that stuff.
Oh, Eminem.
I'm wondering how.
How much of Eminem did Haley get?
Because she looks super like Gilmore Girls, like very just...
You mean like his personality?
Prepy?
Just very preppy, very just...
I don't know, Sweet Home Alabama vibes.
Yeah, she for sure.
But she can't, dog.
Her parents are from Detroit.
Like, her dad is Eminem.
Like, I know she has a little bit in her.
Well, that's the name of her podcast, right?
A little shady?
I don't know.
Yeah, it is.
A little shady.
Definitely something shady.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So maybe she's a little bit shady, not too much.
Yeah.
Like, I wonder if she has this rap bars in her.
Yeah.
She, like, she's like, she has songs because she was on his songs.
Yeah, she definitely has songs.
Daddy's gone crazy.
Shout out, hey.
Yeah.
And be rabid and all them.
Yeah, what if the, you know how they say, like, sometimes you're kind of attracted to a man that's similar to your dad in, like, certain ways?
What if her husband is like?
I don't know.
Her husband wants to kill her?
No, not like that one.
Whoa.
What do you think about that?
Horrible.
Oh, no.
I drink a few of the vodka.
You dare me to drive?
That's Kim screaming in the trunk.
She married a stand?
Yeah.
Oh, that'll be great.
Yeah. Don't let him have old boots.
No.
She'd be like, for God's sake.
I wonder what that moment's like, though.
Like, hey, this is my dad.
It's like, your dad's Eminem.
Marshall.
Yeah.
What do you call him?
Mr. Mathers.
I'll call him slim.
I'll be like slim.
Slim.
What was in this closet the whole time?
But what if, because you know how this is the death of some shady?
This is a new chapter of his life where now he's a father-in-law, his baby girl's married.
What if now he's going to be like that guy, Mr. Mathers, like he said.
Mr. Nathers.
He's going to be a grandpa soon probably.
Oh, God.
And the name is a grandpa.
And the name of Stan would be cool.
That would be horrible.
That would be cool.
For Haley, I would not want that for a kid.
No, no, no, no.
Shout out to all it stands out there.
Nothing wrong with your name.
It's changed forever.
Yeah, Stanley.
All right, look.
Lloyd is singing to pregnant bellies.
Okay.
Okay, but not just any bellies, okay?
It's Ashanties.
Because there was an R&B fest in Philly over the weekend,
and both Lloyd and Ashanti were performing.
So since they're both in the building,
it created an opportunity for them to sing their classic hit Southside.
Fire.
All right?
But this time, it was a little different because Ashanti is very pregnant.
Yeah.
Right?
And so instead of singing to her,
Lloyd sang to her belly
All right
Listen to this
He's just rubbing her belly
That was super dope
I wish I continued
Yeah he was just rubbing her belly
And you could tell it's very wholesome
Yeah for sure
They very much seem to have like a brother-sister
Kind of relationship
They were both on
On Murder Inc back in the day
You know they did songs together
Probably toured together
Since the early 2000s
Right
I'm saying
So it was a real like dope
Wholesome moment
You can see the video
Yeah, Tom Brownback morning's 106.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can see Lloyd in his gym clothes.
I know.
He looks like you at the gym, bro.
You're kidding.
Yeah, but he's performing.
Yeah, but Ashanti's all glammed up, huh?
Yeah.
I knew it.
She's always glimbing up.
It's hilarious.
It's interesting.
It's not awkward for her as, like, I've never been pregnant at the, but, like, if
somebody's there, like, singing to you to your stomach, pregnant, that's not
uncomfortable?
If I know them, if I like them.
Yeah.
Is it like the same energy of somebody asking, like, rub your belly?
type thing.
Like, it's like, if you have to know them.
I'm a rub your belly girl.
Oh.
So, like, I'll go up to.
A random person would just rub anybody's belly?
Yeah.
But if I do it, it's weird.
Not like a stranger.
Like, if I'm talking to them and they're pregnant, I'm like, oh, and I'll touch their
little belly while I'm talking to them.
It's cool if they do it.
It's a problem when I do it.
Yeah, great.
You look like you on a list somewhere.
Registry, that's why.
Greg wants to DJ to random belly.
Yeah.
I'm more so wondering.
Forget what if.
feels like to a shanty. Shouted to a shanty though.
Yeah. I'm sure that she was okay with the personal space or else that wouldn't have happened.
But Nelly, you got this songbird singing to your baby and your baby mama's tummy.
Yeah.
Y'all have tripped for less.
You better, you better back up.
I get you. No, I feel you.
Like, he's like, I'm the only one that could sing to this baby.
That's the equivalent of when Pesso Fluma was with his girl, but the Anita was dancing all
gyraining.
And he kind of gave her the step back.
Like, like, respect.
to my lady.
Look at him now?
No, but this would be the equivalent to that.
Right.
You got what I'm saying?
But I think it would be worse if he's like
licking in their eyes and singing.
But does the baby?
But it's about the baby, you know?
Because does the baby actually want
like to hear like Air Force One's Acapella?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I don't think so.
Nellie has other songs.
But like he's not a singer is my mind.
He has serenating the baby.
Over and over again.
Come on.
Give him credit.
The whole album.
Yes.
That's his not really his popular.
It's not to like country grammar to the baby.
Yeah, nah.
Yeah, south side's better.
As opposed to.
It's getting hard on the south side.
Yeah.
Instead of I need to purrs.
Yeah, baby young.
Yeah.
And then your mom's a shanty dog.
It's fine if these fools are singing.
Like her songs alone.
True.
She can just sing baby, baby, baby.
Oh, it's going to be such a music came.
Shout to them.
And shout to it.
Yeah.
All right.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Seems like when you say football in L.A.
You really mean football, okay?
Olle!
Olle! Olle!
Olle!
Olle!
O'le!
So they ranked the cities with the biggest football.
Soccer.
Football.
Yeah.
The original football.
Football.
Football.
Fans.
And apparently,
Los Angeles is the best city for soccer fans.
Los Angeles.
Did L.A.
take this poll?
In the States.
No, L.A. didn't take the ball.
In the whole United States.
Because soccer is such a, I wouldn't say that it's new here, but I think we really own football,
NFL football, right?
That soccer really, again, it's always been here.
It's a more worldwide sport.
I don't know that we've gravitated as a nation towards soccer like we have towards football.
Right.
I think over here in LA is because it's only been at the Coliseum.
Or is the Coliseum or?
I think it's a couple things.
So we have two teams.
So that counts a lot.
And they both get support, right?
And then the other thing is that whenever international teams come and play, like, we show out.
We sell the hell out of whatever stadium.
Right.
So I know that other, like, teams, you know, doing exhibitions out here and playing against, you know, L.A.
teams, like, they love it because you know the fans are always into it.
Yeah.
And even overall, as a sport.
I feel like the U.S. has finally, like, embraced, like, soccer into, like, something serious.
Yeah.
Where even kids and, like, the sport in, in kids playing and teams and everything has grown.
You know what?
We got to give it up to the woman.
According to this report, much of the credit for the sports growing domestic acceptance goes to the U.S. women's national team.
Wow.
You know, them in the World Cup.
USA kills it.
It's amazing.
I know you brought up Angel City.
a lot of the women's, like specifically in L.A., I'm seeing people come out.
I've seen Becky G. there.
I've seen people wear the jersey.
You know what I'm saying?
But yes, we are ranked number one as the best city for soccer fans.
And number two is Seattle, Washington.
It turns me out.
What?
Yeah, I get it.
I mean, they support the hell out of the standards.
That's so random.
That city loves their teams, and they don't have a lot of teams to support.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And they need something to cheer for.
Yeah, five.
Stay here, guys.
We have their weather right now.
Portland, Oregon, comes in third.
Salt Lake City, Utah.
Comes in fourth.
And rounding out the top five, Orlando
as the best city for soccer friends.
I would understand the Orlando.
I was thinking Miami, maybe.
Yeah.
They got messy.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Imagine having messy and not, like,
being.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like, it's a thing.
Like, the Miami, like, fan bases are so
distracted. It's kind of similar to
how people say about L.A. if we're,
if the team isn't good, like, L.A. doesn't really pay
attention to them. Right. But like, there's so much to do
Miami. No, it's messy.
It's messy. There's so much to do in L.A.
Then they should have given us messy came out here and the world
stopped. We stopped. Yeah. That's probably also what
it is too. Because it's saying
as a fandom as like
a team and
I feel like everyone loves Messi.
So a lot of the fans are just like
messy fans. They're not really fully
committed to the team.
I don't know, they need to be higher up on this list.
They got to do more for them.
They got to do more.
I would have thought they beat top three.
Messy just got there though.
Yeah, so just maybe give them a couple years.
Like, because I know they do love soccer in Miami.
Facts.
How do you know?
Well, I was there.
I was watching.
There was an Argentina game going on.
It was crazy.
The number 11 on this list.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just work harder in Florida.
Yes.
Miami.
Let's give us.
You guys got Messi.
Or give them to us, dog.
They're too busy playing Grand Tifato in their life.
Messi in Los Angeles.
We're the best city for soccer fans.
All right, Messi, get over here.
We play FIFA.
They play Grand Theft Auto.
That's crazy.
That's why it's based over there.
It's going to be based over there, the sixth one.
Yeah, Grand Theftado Six is based on Miami.
Yeah.
Why did I think it already was?
Well, they had it before.
Okay.
Yeah, my city.
Cool.
I'm like, wait.
My city is like Miami vibes, right.
Don't scare me.
I thought I knew gaming and then you guys trim me out.
All right.
Well, shout out to L.A. for loving football and football.
We win again.
L.A.'s the greatest.
Thank you, 5106.
Brownback morning.
Buenos dears.
The clouds are going to dissipate you fools.
They're almost there.
I hope so.
Starting this weekend, it's going to be a gloomy weekend.
Just get ready.
Wow.
Have fun, man.
I'm going to a wedding.
This weekend?
Yeah.
So I hope it's not gloomy.
I hope their marriage isn't doomed.
Oh.
Wow.
Well, now it is.
You guys there's like Kanto?
That's a gloomy.
A big.
Oh, yeah.
It was our wedding day.
There wasn't a cloud in the sky.
No clouds allowed in the sky.
And then Bruno said, yeah, dude.
And then Bruno said it was bad.
You go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I like that song.
Shout out everybody knows the worst.
Yeah.
We're not supposed to talk about Bruno, but yet.
Yeah.
We aren't.
True.
But we're not for now.
You're leaving then.
I am.
Where are you going?
Chicago.
Nice.
Huh?
For Suenos?
Yes.
And to visit my family, all my family, my hundred relatives.
Why do coincidentally, you only visit them when there's a festival.
Work and play.
Wait, no.
Family first.
Family first.
Family first.
Yeah.
Work second.
Are you staying with your family?
Yeah, I'm staying with my family.
Well, that's really convenient.
You only see them when you're using their house.
Not true.
Not true.
It's a very big thing to do.
Hey, I'm in town.
Why?
I have a day off, you know.
He's baking right now.
Are they going to go with you two to Suaynos?
One of my cousins is, yeah.
Nice.
Okay.
It works out.
He lets me stay in the extra room.
I give him a ticket.
Sueños, it always tastes.
Oh, yeah, that is nice.
If there's an issue and he can't get in, are you still going?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll let him know all about it.
Bro, Pesto Pluma was sick, bro.
Who's the, who's on Swayno's?
It's a music festival, by the way.
Yes, Pesto Pluma is going to be there.
My friend.
Raul Alejandro.
Wow.
Who else?
Young meat.
Maluma.
Maluma.
Javi's on there.
Vick is going to be there.
I like Avi.
I like Avi.
I like Avi.
I want to be there.
We have a shout-out too.
We shout-out.
Yes, we got a shout-out to Birmingham High School.
Let's go Birmingham.
That's where you went.
That's where I went.
Their baseball team is making it to CIF finals.
What does CIF mean?
California.
International.
In-field.
I don't know.
Well, you play baseball smoothly.
They're going to be.
California Interscholastic Federation.
Whoa.
Oh, wow.
I wouldn't be part of the end.
Scholastic Federation.
It's a miracle comment that you.
That sounds like Buzz Lightyers from there.
Yes.
I'm looking at the wrong one.
This was this cost insurance and freight.
No.
No.
No.
Cost insurance.
It's okay.
Automatic.
If you're not getting the best grades,
because I know we only get hit up about these honor roll students.
I shout to you're honor roll students for this team to us.
But if you're kind of like borderline and maybe you're not even really doing too well in school.
Hey, look.
Look at us.
Yeah.
Shout to everybody that got seized their whole life.
That's me.
Yes.
You'll get some.
I mean.
All A's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out Birmingham.
Shout out of the baseball team.
You did not get all-A's.
He did not.
He copied.
I got all-Ais.
We're bringing our high school transcripts tomorrow.
If you asked my mom, I got all-A's.
What I really got, you will never know.
He learned Photoshop at a young age.
Yeah, he learned Photoshop.
You graduated?
That's all that matters, right?
You walked?
Yeah.
Well, did you?
Yeah.
Walk.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, you didn't.
He walked out of high school without a diploma.
He's the fool.
You know how they have those stories?
Like, this guy was a doctor.
Like, it'd be maximal.
For sure.
This fool, we have to verify his information.
He present fake decrees.
For sure.
Yeah.
Mommy says he has a friend.
Born in Hawaii, huh?
Double A wants to shout out his cousin, Alexis.
Double A.
Double A.
BATR.
Want to shout out his cousin Alexis for graduating from Rancho Cucumanga High School.
Oh, wow.
Congrats class of 2024.
Congrats.
Yeah.
And then I got birthdays as well.
Vivian wants to give a birthday shout out to one of her kids that is turning 12 years old today.
You want to tell them how proud we are and keep pushing.
Come on.
Keep pushing, brother.
Alex wants to give a birthday shout out to his wife.
Emmeline?
Emeline.
I want to say Emmeline.
This is wife.
You're messing up her name.
Emmeline.
She turned 31.
Spell it, please.
A-M-E.
E-M-E-M-E-L-I-N.
That's what I said.
I said E M-E-L.
E-M-E-E-L-I-N.
Oh, E-M-L-I-N.
Emily?
I want to say Emily.
If it's Evelyn, fool, and you just know.
If it is Evelyn, dog.
No, that's a-shout to E.
And then Hugo from Honey to Beach was to give a birthday shout-out to his wife, Lindsay.
Okay.
And then Melissa wants a birthday shootout for her daughter, Elena, who turns six.
Elena.
Oh, Elena.
Okay, why all these kids want shootouts, dog?
Yeah.
Why are we giving all the kids' shootouts, dog?
All right, who are the birthdays?
Evelyn, Lindsay, and then Papasito.
The first one.
The first one, they didn't tell the name.
She didn't tell us.
It's just a 12-year-old son.
Oh, and 12-year-old son.
Vivian.
Vivian, son, Evelyn, and Lindsay, happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumpalian.
Happy.
And Elena, we're getting ready for you, baby, girl.
Love your guns.
Such a feature-old.
I know.
That's like a halo.
I want big only to do the shootout.
All right.
Okay, this is for Elena.
Okay.
Or Elena.
You ready?
Too, too, do, do.
Brat da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Happy birthday to you.
We love you, baby, girl.
Thank you so much for listening to us, okay?
I'm sorry that your mom wanted you to have a shootout.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
No, it's okay.
I think that's the thing.
Like, they probably do it in the car with us, all right?
Is everybody down to shoot out with Elena?
Yeah.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Pee-poo-poo.
Pee-poo.
Keep it here.
Power with a six.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need you.
We need a line?
I mean phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Ron needs our help.
Ron.
All right.
Ron sent us a DM and said,
Brown bag.
So my girlfriend and I just broke up
after five years of being in a relationship.
I truly thought we were happy
until she cheated with another guy.
Oh, hell no.
He said, sadly, it happens more than we think.
The breakup was tough,
but the hardest part has been figuring out
what to do about our Pomeranian puppy sushi.
A little sushi, sushi, soosh.
A little sushi sushi, you know, he just knows a little like dog.
No.
He lost his girl, lost his dog.
You don't even like dogs.
I know, but I don't like losing stuff.
Well, finish the story because we don't know that he lost his dog.
Okay, all right.
He said, so after breaking up over this affair, she moved out,
but I wouldn't let her take the dog because she gave me the dog as a gift.
Oh, so she has a dog.
He has a dog.
He has sushi.
All right.
Sushi, sushi, sush.
He said, I know we both love her, but I feel it's my dog.
My ex has been crying and calling for weeks now, and I haven't responded because this is my dog.
But now there's another layer of this.
She posted a photo on IG last night of the special moment when her boyfriend gave her this puppy as a gift.
The photo was from four months ago.
She told me the puppy was a gift from her to me.
What?
She regifted the puppy.
But she regifted it while she was having an affair that would break us up.
Wow.
Now I don't want the dog at all, but I don't want her to have it.
I'm thinking of selling the dog and getting another puppy for me.
My friend told me I was being petty and to give her the dog back and just move on.
However, I feel betrayed and don't think she deserves it for regifting it.
She should not have the right to be a pet owner.
Oh, my God.
He's hurt.
Help me out brownback.
Oh, he's down bad.
Yeah, he's down bad.
And he's kind of like at, like, yeah, you can't control with that, though.
Yeah, what the dog had to do with this?
Like, come on, a little sushi, sush, man.
This is like when you break up with your man and, like, and you guys have kids and then decide they shouldn't be a parent anymore.
Like, this is not, you shouldn't.
It's not up to you.
What do you mean she can't own a dog?
a dog parent or not.
Yeah, maybe you're not a dog.
Clearly she put in a good home, yours.
Yeah.
But like, just to say she can't, she doesn't deserve to be a pat-older.
She doesn't deserve it.
All of that.
Like, she can't own a parakeet or something.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Yeah, but she can't own sushi-sush.
Yeah, that's different.
Is this like me wanting my jersey?
No, it's not, because then you're not even, you don't care about sushi shoes like that
if you want to give it away now.
Yeah.
That's true.
It's more, it's more control that you're doing right now, dog.
Nah, but she re gifted a gift that was giving to her by a dude that.
It's her bad.
It's totally her bad.
But for him to be like, one, I don't want this dog, but two, I don't want her to have it.
It has nothing to do with the dog now.
You're not thinking of the dogs being.
You're thinking of your side.
Too much ego.
But, like, think about it.
Like, the guy that she cheated with didn't give birth to this dog.
Like, this dog is like, it's a dog.
It came from another dog family.
It's like, you're just worried about the middleman.
That had to have been the sancho because I don't understand.
Like, what are you thinking right now where your dog's at?
Like, you have your girl?
And where's the dog that you gave you at?
Yeah.
Because I could see why she's calling and crying for the dog to her ex.
Yeah.
But it's like, what are you telling this dude?
Unless he had to have known.
Yeah.
What I was saying is the Sancho knew that she was with the other dude.
Okay.
So the side piece, the Sancho gave her a dog while she was still with her dude.
And when she brought it home, she's like, this is a present for you four months ago.
Nice.
Yeah.
That's ice cool.
They end up breaking up because he finds out about the affair.
They end up breaking up.
And he's like, no, this is my dog.
I love this dog.
This is like, it's mine, right?
She gave it to me as a gift.
Like, he's just holding.
He's really holding on tight.
Then she sees this post because he's still stalking her.
If he saw a post that she posted.
Her first guy, or the sancho fool, giving her that said dog, sushi.
Yeah.
Giving her sushi and getting that sushi.
Okay.
Okay.
I want to throw out.
Sushi all over the place.
Okay.
And now he don't even want the dog
He's like looking at the dog
Like oh you're not even my dog
Yeah but he's saying ain't no winning
No one's gonna win this
Well I do feel bad for him
Because he got a really raw deal
With this whole sushi thing
Raw sushi
He got a free dog
Yeah
He feels betrayed
And he says my friend told me
I was being petty
So his homies are being like dog
Just give her back the dog
You don't want the dog
Yeah like all of that
He's saying
I don't think she deserves it
I don't know I would be
Hella petty
Yeah I would keep it
I would probably
He don't want it.
I'd probably gifted to like a family member or something.
Poor dog.
I wouldn't give it back to her.
I wouldn't get it back to him.
Poor dog.
Just getting ping ponged around.
Yeah.
Like, oh,
moon.
First four months of his life.
I know.
He's in a custody battle.
Are you got taken it from his real mom?
Yep.
True.
Right.
Got gifted in an affair.
It's like,
oh my God,
I want to be a part of this.
Yeah.
So Pomeran,
you'll find the owner quick.
Yeah.
And see,
this is what I'm wondering, too.
She posts,
she posted the photo of her man giving her that dog.
but it's kind of weird for her to post that
if they don't have the dog.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Maybe it was like I missed my baby.
Maybe it was like I missed my pup.
And she wanted this fool to know.
Yeah, that's what it was.
At that point.
I missed my little sushi sushi.
Yeah, she told on herself.
Yeah.
But maybe this, maybe it didn't start out as like an affair.
Maybe like this was like the dog breeder.
And maybe she had the intentions.
I don't think so, but.
No, bro.
No?
Yeah.
Nah.
She straight up left, homie.
She was dogging up from the beginning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She was dogging him.
All right, let's help this full Ron out, okay?
He knows he's being petty.
He knows he's in his feelings, all of this.
He feels betrayed is what he thinks.
Yeah.
And he don't think that she deserves this dog
because she re-gifted it to him.
Right?
It's his dog.
But he don't want this dog either.
You know what?
Yeah, not anymore.
Yeah.
You got to stop it.
Stop it, Ron.
It's stop.
Ron, stop.
Keep here.
It's 5-106.
Don't want to hear you say no more.
Stop.
No.
We don't want me here you say sushi no more
Oh, poor sushi
Shout to Kendrick Lamar
Did you see he's buying like a new house out here?
Yeah
Quarterly allegedly
Yeah
I'm on with you coming back bro
Yeah
Because I know he had like the New York spot
Yeah
He just buys real estate dog
Yeah
What was in the general?
He schools just have stuff in their portfolio
Is he gonna buy the house that Drake sold?
No
No
That would be cool though
I feel like he should be petty
And just demolish it
The mic drop
You don't want to live in it
Yeah
That'll be a level up to him
Crushing the fake van
Crush your house
Out here
Can you live here no more
Ran him out
Very expensive
All right
Shout out Kendrick though
Welcome back
All right check this out
Homie
You need a homie or need some help
We need your hell
We need a line
I mean phone line
We got you for
The homie help line.
Ron needs our help.
Ron wants to get rid of his little sushi-sush.
Yeah, poor sushi.
I know.
Sushi has nothing to do with this, but look.
My nephews have a joke.
What?
You want some sushi?
Yes, yes.
Oh, sushi.
Madre.
Sushi M-Madre.
Get it?
Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
Yeah.
Shout on my neck is Nico and Cervas.
Lives.
You don't get it because you don't start.
Spanish, Greg.
And look at him.
Look at his little baby.
Now you have fomo.
Okay.
All right.
So look, Ron, he just broke up with his girlfriend after five years of being in a relationship.
And it turns out they've been trying to figure out what to do with this Pomeranian puppy named sushi.
He moved out.
He has the dog with him.
But recently, she posted a video of.
She cheated on him.
She cheated on him.
She cheated on him.
She had an affair.
She had an affair.
I like him.
He's like, he's like, this happened.
It happens more often than you think.
Yeah, I know.
It made me parent me.
I'm like, what do you mean by that, bro?
This could happen to you too.
Hey, this could happen to you.
Like, not you specifically, but this can happen to you.
It happened to anybody.
So it turns out that the guy that she was cheating with gave her this dog, sushi.
Yes.
Okay, so now that he found out this information, he wants nothing to do with this dog, sushi.
He wants to get rid of this sushi.
So sushi was, so shis is four months.
But sushi is barely four months in because he said, he said he saw a photo from
months ago.
Yep.
And so that means she would have gotten the dog four months ago given, I'm the, he's
probably had it three months.
Yeah.
Because then he had to break up with her and then abuse her, but he loves this dog.
It's, it's an attachment to this dog.
It was a gift.
Then I find out this girl's cheating on me.
This is the one thing that I have.
This is my dog.
I'm not going to give it to you, even though you're calling crying.
Yeah.
And then she posts a photo with the sancho that gave her the dog, four months back.
And now, hey, it's, it's.
If her intention was to get under his skin, it worked.
It worked.
Because now he don't even want the dog.
Before he was holding on, this is my sushi.
This is my dog.
I love this dog.
This is my dog.
You gave it to me.
But now it's like, this was a re-gift.
I don't even want this dog anymore.
From that dude.
He thought he won because he kept the dog.
Yeah.
And then she's like, ha-ha-ha.
That's what you want.
Ticking time bomb.
Boom.
Explode your heart.
He hasn't even got a second round of shots yet.
That part.
Hasn't even moved him yet.
Romney already lost his first sushi.
Now he's going to lose a second.
sushi.
He's like,
and then I lost my girl
and then I lost my
perils.
For real, that's him.
Is that wrong?
Are really cute?
Yeah, they are tiny.
Are they expensive?
Yes.
Yeah.
Very.
Very.
Yeah.
And they've like always been
expensive.
They're not like a new trend dog.
Like palms have just
always been that dog.
It's a luxury dog for sure.
Like a lasty dog
always been vibes.
Pomeranians always been vibes.
A little like they just look like a little fluffball.
Yeah.
They walk around all small and tiny.
It's so cute.
I love, I love sushi.
So there you go, we found the owner
Yeah
So he's saying like look
I don't want this dog
But I don't want her to have this dog
And yeah I know it's petty
My homies tell me I'm being petty right now
But I don't
I don't care
You just know he can't even look at the dog
Without like look over here
Yeah
And then he tries to cuddle with it
It's like no never mind go over there
He's like I hate you and your stupid mom
Your stupid dad
All I can think about is
Homaputo
I think he was my chicks
And he hugs him
Yeah.
Sushi, why'd they do this?
Okay.
So he's wondering, should I, should I sell the dog?
I mean, he could get some money out of that dog.
Should I get the dog back?
My friends tell me to give the dog back.
Yeah.
He should.
Sell it back to her.
No.
That's ransom.
That's kind of feels like rents.
If you want this dog.
All right.
We got Susie from Elserino.
Susie.
Susie.
Susie.
Rambo!
Hey, Susie, talk to us.
What do you think's going on?
What would you tell this guy Ron?
Salet, you know what?
That guy had a, I can't really hear on my phone right now too well,
but he had a great idea.
Sal it back to her.
She really wants it, and her Sancho wants it.
They can take that dog back and he can give himself a better dog.
He doesn't need it.
Get a better dog.
She didn't care.
She didn't care when he gave it to her.
She wanted her around because the Sancho gave it to her,
and she wasn't going to let her secret out.
So, you know what?
Sell it. Sell the dog and sell it back to eat.
She really wants a dog so bad and posting it up on IG and it's her baby.
She could take that, buy that dog back from him.
There you go.
I'm just saying, man, she didn't care.
So why should he?
Yeah.
Sell the dog and he can't even buy himself something better or get himself a new chick and take her out and whatever he wants to do.
Have a blast.
Have a black money.
Let's go, Susie.
Sell the dog and be a dog?
You know what?
It's her.
bad for saying this is a gift
to you could have brought it home and said this is my new dog
or not this dog I found I got. Why do you give
it to your, that's your guilt.
Yeah. That's your guilt from like
essential giving it to you. But you literally
if you gave it as a gift, that's this fool's dog.
Yeah. Even every, like,
the idea of like every day she wakes up
and a dog is always there. Okay, let's
call it a puppy again because I feel like we
need to also like this is a puppy.
You know what I'm saying? Like it's a new pup.
It's like a new pup. A little pup is
there and it's always a reminder
of the dude that gave it to her.
So regardless of
the...
Regardless of what?
It's like, as much as he can try to be nice.
Like, if you really think about it,
it's like, yo, that dog was there every day.
You see the little Pompom's face like a woo,
and then you just see her face.
It transforms into her face and then he hates it.
I'll up in that other dog.
We got Evelyn from Van Nuys.
Evelyn.
Oh, wait.
No, Elvis is there.
No?
We got Luis from Pimona.
Luis.
What's all, Bombay?
What up, P-Town?
What's up, Louise?
What's up?
How are you doing?
Good.
How are you, Pups?
Talk to us.
What would you tell this for we're on?
Look, man, I can't say what I said because your girl said, I can say what I said, but I'm going to get shortened it up like this.
Thank goodness.
Don't get the B back to the B if you get that what I mean.
How do you know this is a female dog?
What if it's a boy dog?
Huh?
What if it's a boy?
Well, if it's a boy, I'm just saying you get another girlfriend.
Yeah.
And you give it to her.
Ooh.
We give them the dog.
Give the dog back.
And you post that up and tag her with her boyfriend.
Tag her?
Tag her?
Oh.
Mr. Petty over here.
Regional family.
I love it.
I love it.
You have your dog.
Luis.
Hey, man.
I love you guys, man.
I love you guys, man.
I don't listen to radio until you guys came.
Oh, I appreciate that.
Well, how did you even know we were here if you used to the radio?
That is true.
Instagram, Instagram.
Oh, thank you.
All right, which one of us did you follow?
And why was it, Maximo?
I just followed a bomb bag, you know what?
Oh, why?
You get in trouble?
And I used to listen to it.
Do you get in trouble if you follow Angie and me?
Oh, no, you're hot.
You know, kidding.
I'm happy.
I mean, I am happily married, though.
Let's go.
Wow.
How many years?
I'm going on 11 this year.
Let's go.
Shout out to the queen.
Shout out to the queen.
All right.
Thank you so much for tapping in with us.
I'm glad we could get you to listen to the radio again, Luis.
Let's go.
Appreciate you, man.
Go, Kendrick.
All right.
Luis, you're my dog right now.
Forget these dogs.
You're my dog right now.
You just don't know you named your son after me.
Yeah.
All right, Luis.
Now is where we get a little.
Now, Luis, not that's...
Respectfully, respectfully,
especially, shout to Luisito, named after my dad, Jose Luis.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Not Luis from Pomona.
Now I'm going to have another rule.
I can't tell you.
Talk to me, Luis, his honor.
All right, so let's keep going.
We have Travis from Anilow Valley.
Travis from the AV.
What's up, bro, boy?
Hey, Travis.
What's up, Travis?
What's up, bro.
What would you tell Ron about the situation?
Let's see, let's see.
What would I tell Ron?
You know, they got like those animal sanctuaries.
To be honest, I'm petty.
I'm a little taxi.
I wouldn't let that dog get into a sanctuary and tell her, hey, the dog ran away.
I don't know where it went.
It's gone.
Bye-bye.
Travis.
Travis.
I hate that we're calling it a dog because Travis, it's a puppy.
It's probably like five months old right now.
It probably gets fed milk.
It's a puppy?
Yes.
It's a puppy.
And it's fluffy and tiny.
No, they'll take you still.
Someone will take, look, the thing with the sanctuaries, they're no kills.
So they'll take in the dogs.
They'll foster them until someone takes them.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
I like that, try this.
But then tell her, but then give her the worst story.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So she made.
Oh, yeah.
Give her the worst story.
Oh, my God, the dog don't remember.
Yeah.
So she's on the road right now.
Yeah, look what you did because of your affair.
The dogs on the road.
I don't know what happened.
the door open, my family was over and I didn't see the dog.
Oh my God.
Oh, wow.
You just traumatize her like she traumatized you.
Yes.
It's like burning your ex is clothes.
You don't, you want to get rid of all of it.
Paffuerrena, you know?
True, true.
You can't burn the dog, obviously.
Hey, Travis.
Yeah.
Thank you.
That's, yeah.
Thank you for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you for remembering.
I love your morals.
Yeah.
And thank you so much for having boundaries.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's boundaries to everything.
Oh my God.
I listened, I've just started listening to you guys like, two months ago, oh my God, you got me just so nervous.
Oh, don't know.
Are you nervous?
Are you nervous?
I'm on like, Jay-Dee, I can't wait to like listen to this when the pre-recording comes out and show my girlfriend, hey, I was on my radio.
You are on the radio.
What's your name?
What's her name?
My girlfriend?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Her name's, uh, Josie.
Josie.
Jose.
You guys, you guys, you know what, whenever I was going through it, like, I, I was
I'm not going to be a good father, you know.
You guys help me, like, you guys help me, like, get all those dirty thoughts out of my mind.
It's just like, you guys help me clear my mind and, like, I'm going to be a good father.
You're going to be a great dad.
You're going to be a great dad.
I love that we've done all of that for you in two months, dog.
I love that.
We're like, we're like detailers.
I know.
Let's go.
That's right.
You guys, keep me up in two months.
Oh, my God.
Are we your sanctuary?
Yeah.
Thank you guys much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I want to show my girl this later.
I want to give a shout-out to Josie.
Babe, I love you so much.
You do so amazing with a baby.
You try and do everything to me.
I love you so much.
You're my world.
I will marry you.
I swear to God.
Oh.
Hey, bro, why are you waiting for?
You're on the radio.
Do it now.
Ask her.
Call her.
Go.
Ask her.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, hey, no.
Travis she's gonna hear this
I'm on my way to work
I'm gonna make that money money
I'm gonna be in burberry
I love you
Travis don't run the lie
You're super tight
That's the homie right there
Bro
I love it
I said don't burn the dog
Yeah I like it
See because you can't do that
He didn't even say don't burn the dog
He's like because you know you can't burn dog
Oh yeah
Like an interview's brain
That's what I was thinking
I was like why it into your brain
All right
We have Felipe from L.A.
What's up, Felipe?
Felipe.
Good morning, Brown Battle.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Of the morning.
I love it.
Felipe, talk to us.
What would you tell Ron?
Honestly, look, I think it's messed up that he got cheated on.
But we got a...
I really don't think he should be petty because at the end of the day, it is an animal.
And, you know, that poor animal...
It's not his fault that someone got cheated on and lied to.
I know.
The poor dog, the poor puppy.
Yeah, poor puppy.
It's not my fault.
My parents are out here being maniacs.
It's not my bad.
No, my fault.
Yeah, the dog, you put, the dog no Tiena Culp.
It's not the dog's fault.
And whoever said, whoever said they should sell that dog back to the, to the girl.
I think that's a smart choice.
Yeah.
Like, give, give that dog back and be like, you know what?
No, give me some money.
Yeah.
Charger double.
Give me that bread.
So the whole different ransom.
Yesterday's price is not today.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
There you go.
Thank you, Papacito.
Thank you so much for chiming in.
Dude, this dog, it needs help.
I think the dog needs help more than any.
Yeah.
The dog is in between like a crazy, like, custody battle right now.
If that dog tried to tell its story, no one would believe it.
Right?
Literally.
This little four to five-month-old puppy.
Because it takes like a few months before they could sell the puppy.
Like two months.
So then he's had it for four months.
Yeah.
So that's a six-month-old puppy.
Yeah.
Not even potty trained yet.
No.
Probably not.
The dog is like...
I just don't want him to get resentful towards the dog.
Yeah.
Because right now it feels like clearly you're like anti-year-ex.
Yeah.
And you're already feeling like I don't even want this dog anymore.
It's because he's in that tough time.
You know, he's in that like right where it's so fresh the wound.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Literally when they make a little bit.
make the jokes like, everything reminds me of her.
He's in that stage, especially because of the dog.
Exactly.
The dog is a big contributing factor to that.
And he wants to hurt her.
It's more than the stage of sadness.
Now you're in that vengeful state.
Like, yeah, you need her to pay for what she's helped, the pain that you're in.
Yeah.
But, like, you're using the dog.
If I was him, I would probably, like, if I have, like, you know, my mom's house or my dad's house, like, give it to them for the weekend.
Give it to that one tiya that lives alone.
You know she's about it.
And you can visit it whenever you want.
Let them take care of for, you know, maybe like a weekend or like a week and just see what your life would be without it.
If you really are that much happier, it's like, okay, well, you know what, Thia, do you want this dog?
You want to keep it long term?
Right.
Or, you know, no, actually, I miss the puppy, man.
Like, I know, like, you know, it reminds me of her, but I still miss it.
Like, just kind of see.
Don't, like, be so rash.
Because he's really hurt right now.
He's going to make an emotional decision right now.
Yeah.
And then regret it maybe.
Yeah, regret it afterwards.
Unless he gets money for it.
I'm for it.
selling the dog and get money friend.
I know.
Poor this dog.
It's a puppy.
I get it.
I get it,
but he's not that attached to the puppy
because he's thinking those thoughts.
Yeah, he is.
Are you my daddy?
All right.
Ready to feel sad?
Yeah.
What's up, Anna?
Anna.
Good morning,
Brownback.
What's up?
Hi, Anna.
Anna.
Anna, talk to us.
What would you tell Ron?
Well, I want to tell
Ron to just give me the dog.
I'll take the dog.
I feel so bad.
Mm-hmm.
Why do you feel bad for the dog?
well I mean I think of it like this like at the end of the day the dog has feelings they have emotion and just to be tossed around and just feeling like they don't even first of all wrong Ron doesn't even like the dog anymore the girl just wants the dog back just because she's getting back with her her sand shuffle yeah and I feel like she's probably even just calling Ron I'll crying because she also probably feels bad about what she did but at the end of the day if they don't want the dog I'll take the dog I so we me and my family take dogs in all the time we just we just
recently took another dog in that some lady gave up at Target to my father-in-law.
And she was, she was abused.
The poor dog was being abused.
I know.
So I'm like, if they don't want the dog, I swear, we'll go pick up the dog and won't take the dog in.
Did you have a Pomeranian?
I used to have a Pomeranian.
My Pomeranian passed away three years ago.
Oh, my gosh, Hannah.
Yeah, and we, I had two Pomeranians.
So when I was a lot younger, my first dog was the Pomeranian.
That one got ran over.
All right, Anna, can we trust you with the dog?
Oh, no.
Two Pomeranians passed away in your care, Anna.
So we would keep in touch with Ron if he would even like this.
Oh, yeah, he could check on the dog.
Or vent to you, Loki.
I think he needs someone to vent to for sure.
Right.
Hey, Anna, why did they go up to your?
dad and just give your dad the dog at Target.
Like, that's so crazy.
No, no, so what happened was my father-in-law was at Target.
And then he just, like, approached the lady and was like, oh, you know, your puppy is so cute.
My daughter's dog just got attacked.
Because my sister-in-law, when she was walking out her dog out in the neighborhood, she got
attacked by a husky and a pit bull.
Oh, my God.
Your dogs are endangered.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, and my sister-in-law got injured really bad, and it was, like, super depressed.
So then the lady was like, hey, like, we actually can't even keep a dog because I can't afford the dog anymore.
And they want to charge us extra at the apartment that we live in.
And they said that they were actually visiting from L.A.
And they were going down to San Diego.
So they were just like, hey, if you want the dog, you guys can take him.
And my father-in-law was like, wait, seriously.
she's like yeah we you guys take the dog and we'll drop you guys off like the paperwork um the lady brought everything
i mean she brought diaper she brought like bed the toys the paperwork and she was ready to get rid of the dog
yeah i mean we we we still have her we renamed her and you know she's obviously in a loving home now
what would you rename sushi sorry what would you rename sushi that's the pomeranian
the pomeran um well my palma thing was child
I don't know. I would have to see the dog in order to know.
So you want to rename a dog?
Yeah.
Yeah, people do.
Yeah, they do that.
Yeah.
So just add more trauma to getting in a different home.
You also have a different identity.
Maybe this time you speak Spanish.
The other time you spoke French, I don't know.
Yeah.
You know it's pomeraineing.
Anything happened.
I do like, dogs do feel like they do feel it.
Like when we took in, we call her Luna now.
So when we took her in,
she was super scared
she wouldn't eat for about a week
we would hand feed her
little by little she kind of like
warmed up to the house but
the dogs do feel it like dogs
do feel when someone really doesn't
want you know the person doesn't want them
neglect
yeah all right I'm being serious
like I feel so bad
I really feel bad we have kids so
you know the dog would be in a loving
home and I'm pretty
I'm always home for the most part
And then my husband's at home in the afternoon.
So we would all be able to take care of the dog.
And obviously, like I said, if he wants to keep touch and keep in contact to see how the dog's doing,
we're more than happy to do that.
Okay, Anna, but what happens when his ex hits you up and is like, hey.
That's a square of my dog.
That's my dog.
Give it to me now.
Well, just for protection, we wouldn't meet up at our home.
Okay.
That's the same thing that we did with the Target lady.
Bro, stuff goes down in Turkey.
I thought it was Ross all the time.
No, the fights happened at Ross.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The exchanges happen at Target.
All right.
We're learning about parking on here.
And the pimping, the parking lot pimping?
The squabbles at Ross is forever hilarious to me.
All right, we got Caroline from Panorama City.
Caroline, she's the reason for the word beautiful.
Gailuele, Caroline.
Bye-wa-L Caroline.
Hey, hey, Caroline.
Good morning.
Buenos Aires.
Talk to us, baby girl.
What would you tell Ron?
So his girl gave him or so he thought a puppy, right, a few months back.
Then they break up because his girl was cheating on him.
And then he's like, I'm going to keep this puppy.
I love this puppy.
This puppy is sushi, my Pomeranian.
And you gave it to me.
So boom, it's mine.
Then he sees that she's posting on Instagram a photo of her with the fool that she cheated on him.
When he gave her that dog.
So she had essentially re-gifted.
sushi to Ron.
And now he does not love this dog anymore.
He's like, I just, like, I don't feel love for this dog.
I want to get rid of it, but I don't want her to have it because she betrayed me and
she re-gifted it.
So she doesn't deserve this dog.
What would you know?
No, no, no.
So he's got to look at it differently.
He got two dogs and he kept the loyal one.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes.
Unconditional, the most loyal in your life as an animal lover, forever.
Yeah.
Waiting for him.
Yeah.
Don't believe the dog.
He needs to look at it differently.
Yeah.
He got rid of the dog that was unnecessary.
Oh, my God, Caroline.
You're so cool.
Am I right?
You're so right.
You're right.
Yeah.
You got rid of...
You know what?
Everything in life, it comes as it should.
So that dog was placed to be with him, and that's his friend for life.
I love it.
It's going to take care of him.
Where my dog's at?
Caroline, you my dog?
Hey.
Keep it here.
Sambra Sala with Angie.
All right.
Yesterday, Miss Kelly Rowland snapped at the red carpet in Cain's guys.
So Cain's out in France.
She was out in the film festival.
Yeah, I thought she meant chicken.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, raising Cains.
You're right.
No, Cain's out in France.
So she was out in the red carpet for the film festival.
She's wearing a really long red dress.
It's a video, which is up on Brownback Mornings 106.
She's wearing a red dress.
On Instagram.
Yes.
She's wearing a red dress.
It's long, right?
So she's taking pictures.
She's posing, all that stuff.
Then the security tells her like, hey, hurry up.
Like, so they start telling her to go up the stairs.
And she stops.
She's up the stairs.
She stops.
And she's, again, taking pictures.
But the security guard, one of the ladies, she starts blocking it.
And as Kelly starts walking up again, the security guard steps on her dress.
But Kelly didn't even snap at that point.
She was just nice.
She's like, oh, you know, please get off.
It's okay.
But then the security guard.
Kelly starts walking up again
and then the security guard
touches her and starts
pushing her up
and that's when Kelly snaps
to the point that you just see her
like go off on her and she's like pointing
fingers telling her off you can't really tell
what she's telling her
but it got to the point where another security guard
had to come in and intervene between
them too. What it seems like is that it's an
usher so they're just meant to
bring you towards everything I don't think
and so she's probably
getting directions to get Kelly
inside.
Yeah.
And just didn't know how to handle that one.
No.
You know, we've had, we've had moments where it's like, hey, we need so-and-so on stage.
We need someone to do this.
So I'm pretty sure that was the Usher's directions.
And she was just doing too much.
Like, she was probably being more pushy than not.
Yeah.
I'm looking at the video right now.
It's like, you can tell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very pushy.
No, but like, we got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
Yeah.
And Kelly's like, no, let me take a picture.
Yeah.
There's like a different way of approaching because you got to.
realize like you're dealing with stars
yeah yeah like also like egos
and it's just like you gotta treat them
you gotta treat them a little extra I know
you're saying eagles but this is Kelly Rowland
like she's known for being like
super nice of course of course of course
and there's like one part where they're standing behind her
like with their arms out yeah they're blocking it
it looks rude it looks really rude
yeah I mean from
from the looks of it that security
guard was just taking the job I know
you're supposed to take it serious
but like you're supposed to take it serious
for people out
Outside, like the area, you know, like protecting and doing that.
And it just looked like it was just like moments.
I don't think it's a security guard.
It's an usher.
It's an usher.
The security guard would be standing there and making sure no one touches her.
Right.
Not touching her to get inside.
Yeah, no, she was pushing her up.
But you're right, it is an usher.
And so because of that, they're just getting mixed direction.
They're going to block it because they're trying to tell the photographers
and to stop.
Yeah.
Stop taking these photos.
They're trying to signal to everybody.
They're trying to signal to the photographers to stop.
but also Kelly to keep going.
And in her brain, she's like,
if these photographers don't stop,
then Kelly's going to stay here.
So that was her,
I'm assuming,
her intention of kind of getting in the way of the photo.
Yeah,
turn into a whole dilemma.
That part.
Hey,
hey, what are you doing over that?
That was a good one.
Literally it says dilemma instrumental right here.
Oh, what?
No way.
It did.
Hey, hey, what are you doing with me?
That's so weird.
Later.
Hayter.
That's okay.
Way to cater to us, sci-fi.
Yeah.
But Kelly is really sweet.
Yeah.
Kelly's sweet and nice.
However, like, you're not going to test me.
No, yeah.
Like, you're not going to keep doing this to me.
I'm going to take these photos.
Like, chill out.
And I'm wondering if there's like a time limit that each person gets to be in a section.
Oh, during the rest part?
Because I know a lot of the time those ushers have also earpieces.
Yeah.
Where someone is kind of leading them on what to do, who's coming up.
That way they're aware.
You don't think they would read a room?
Like, I feel like a lot of celebrities do that, like, where they want to take the pictures and they tell security guard, like, hey, just chill.
Yeah.
Like, the security guard wouldn't read, like, their body language and how they're like, hey, just let them take the pictures for a bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, come on.
Like, because they're, like, trying to push her.
Yeah.
They keep going and going and going.
It's like, yeah, it seems like.
It depends on time, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or even, sadly, it even depends who's next on that red carpet.
Oh, like, someone bigger?
Yeah.
Because as much as, like, yes, she's a star, like, if, you know, let's say, I don't know, someone.
someone bigger than her is coming.
Like who? I was going to say.
Don't answer.
Wow.
How are you going to do that?
What was you going to say?
Comparing two women.
Wow.
What?
I don't like it because it's sarcastic, but you definitely shouldn't be comparing to women.
I'm not comparing to women.
I'm just saying if there's a star coming that might be bigger than her, they might just be like, hey, hurry up.
Like this other person is coming.
But they're on the stairs.
That's the thing.
Like, I feel like they're already out of the way.
No, there's photographers on the stairs too, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just feel like anytime.
Like if anybody gets into it with Kelly, I'm like, it's probably the other person's...
Yeah, because she's so calm.
Yeah.
Like when the calm homie's tripping, that's when you know, like somebody...
Is it pal them?
True.
All right.
That's it for Sondrasalab.
I'm Angie from Brownback mornings on Par 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
I have my little cannabis cafes.
Hey.
Okay.
Can I bring it out right now?
Hold on.
There's such thing.
Oh, damn.
Stop.
Stay it up, Gary.
All it up.
Okay, our cannabis cafe bill has actually passed the State Assembly.
So like this is kind of we make LA a little bit more Amsterdam style.
Yeah, that's cool.
These cannabis cafes, hopefully not that part of Amsterdam.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The cannabis part of.
What were you thinking?
We were thinking about the Red Light District.
No, no, I just said Amsterdam.
That's all I said.
Elaborate.
Your hemmy and the Amsterdam?
Okay, look, I know that there's a few.
remember we're talking about in West Hollywood?
Yes.
Right now there's a cafe that exists.
Yeah.
But what is it?
It's a little bit different.
It's like a restaurant, but you're able to spark it up in there.
They allow you.
Like bring it up in there and stuff like that.
It's not frowned upon in there.
No, yeah, it's not found upon.
And like they have like food.
It's a normal restaurant.
But you're just allowed to, yeah, like a cafe.
You're allowed to free liege as you.
Yeah.
Yes.
I see.
So this one would be you could sell.
You could sell and, excuse me,
Let me get this right.
So it says the bill would give a local jurisdiction.
So basically city by city, the authority to allow cannabis clubs to make and sell non-cannabis food and non-alcoholic drinks.
So I guess right now if you are in a cannabis or like a dispensary, you can't sell like a Coca-Cola.
No.
You can't sell a cookie that isn't like infused because it would be misleading.
Maybe someone goes in there because they want the actual, the regular stuff and then they get the cannabis infused stuff.
They kind of had to keep it separate.
now you could just like mix the whole thing.
Nice.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
It'll also enable cannabis cafes to host live musical or other performances.
Oh, I want to go now.
Does it allow for the food?
I don't know if you know if it says it there, but does it allow for the food to be like infused with like.
Yeah, it allows both.
So it will allow infuse and it will allow non like infuse.
You got to be careful when you're over.
So this is what it currently is.
Under current state law, customers can consume cannabis at a dispensary.
but dispensaries can't legally sell non-cannabis products like you said food coffee that's legal in amsterdam
so that's how we're going to get more first now this type of bill all had already happened and newsom said
boom i'm vetoing it but they're saying this one is more is going to be easier to non-vito so i guess they just like added cool verbiage
yeah sometimes they have to like repurpose it like add a couple things so it's like it can't be the same exact bill
but it sounds better yeah pushing the main points down the the pipeline or whatever it is that's a
trip. Have you ever accidentally?
This is what I'm thinking is the reason for the bill, I mean like the current law in the first place.
So you don't accidentally buy something when you mean to buy something else.
You accidentally.
Not but my mom.
My mom went to a wedding once and accidentally.
Enveraged?
Yeah, she didn't know.
You were giving those away?
Yeah, she didn't know.
Like the people that were getting married are very big like.
Oh, on that's their life.
On that stuff.
So they're like, oh, the pastries.
Yeah, they're perfectly good.
My mom gets home like.
What's going?
Oh, she tripped.
I don't know.
We went to some type of premiere, like movie premiere.
And then they had regular popcorn and they had CBD popcorn.
And you can't really tell the difference unless you're paying attention.
And honestly, unless you know what CBD is or whatever.
You just think it's like, oh, okay, it's like MSG, no MSG.
I don't know.
Right?
Yeah, I already get to the movie.
Yeah.
So she just started eating it and she was.
Of CBD?
Well, off of whatever.
I don't know that it said CBD.
I just know it was infused.
That happened to me before.
So I had somebody close to me at a time that they were like selling like infused fruit gushers.
But there's like a pile that's like not done and then there's a pile that's done.
And I got confused because I don't consume really, right?
So I'm just like, oh, I want some fruit gushers.
Some gushers?
So I eat like five of them, right?
That's the best.
The night before a flight.
Nice.
And so I wake up, oversleep my alarm.
I wake up.
I look in the mirror.
my eyes are red as the double.
And then I'm like, and I knew, like, I was like, oh, I miss my fly.
Oh, man, it sucks.
I was like, I didn't even care.
Like, I was like, whoa, I wonder what's going to happen now.
Your inner-titching Chong just came out.
I'm just like, I guess I won't make it to Miami.
Yeah.
Like, oh, well.
You know, like, he's got to live in the moment, right.
Exactly.
Life is just less stressful in that moment.
I don't know what.
Don't worry, be happy.
All of a Bob Marley's got playing.
I felt like Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, all them rolled in one.
I'm trying to party
The sunshine in my moonlight
Yeah
I feel it
Yeah
So sometimes at parties
I make jello shots
But I have
Like I make sure I make jello shots
For kids too
Because they're gonna see
A bunch of adults
I think they'll just call gello
No
No
No one that I make them
I make him in orange slices
Oh okay okay
So they're like
Like jello slices
Yeah
It's literally the orange
Like it looks like
A little piece of orange
But it's cool
It's cool, creative.
But, like, it's creative for us, but little kids see orange and yellow, boom, I want to.
Yeah.
So I really have to be sure, like, I have to color code them.
Like, hey, kids, do not touch the green jello slices.
You guys have the red jello slices.
But I'm going to green.
Yeah, you just got to really be sure, does.
Is there any point at the party where the adults are not paying attention and one of the kids has them?
I think I'm just hyper aware.
Like, especially at parties, I'm just like, boom, where's that?
For sure.
Is that?
Is that?
So that's a trip.
Yeah, I accidentally indulge for 16 years.
What do you mean?
It was always by accident?
Whoops.
It's crazy.
How did that get in my lungs?
You'd love these cafes, though.
You went in looking for Coca-Cola and they gave you like, oh, bro, no.
I already did the wrong chilaquilis, man.
So it was all right.
Oh, man.
All right.
That's what you know.
I love it.
I don't know.
There's going to be more of these cannabis cats.
That are going to be confusion.
Where to go?
You know, because that's what I'm saying.
Like, you know, what's the sign for this is a cannabis cafe?
Yeah.
You got what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Or like just you think you're going into Earth Cafe and it's really Earth Cafe.
I think, I think you're going to smell it right away.
I don't know.
I smell it everywhere.
It's Los Angeles, bro.
Smokies cafe.
There's a lot of Raggible here.
Yeah.
You get them saying?
Like someone that doesn't know.
You know how they have like that green cross?
Oh, yeah.
The dispensaries?
I'm just, I'm just.
happy that now like the the the they're right it's regulated as far as like how much is put into each
yeah each product because back in the day when when I was younger I found this job I found this job
where I was making a cannabis sodas oh and we never measured you're just being what yeah it's dangerous
yeah very allegedly reportedly yeah oh my god we can't over dose on weed and I think that's a
scary part no but you can't over ghosts high but you can you can go into like
psychosis into like a into like a
almost like yeah like almost you feel like you're having an asthma attack
either or not I've done that before that's happened that happens to some people
where they feel like they can't breathe and it's all like it's all in your head and
then you start really believing it yeah I had to go home I thought I poop myself
swear to God that's different yeah but that's totally different no like I
like I felt like I was dying like what do you mean you felt like you pooped
yourself I lost feeling on the bottom half of my my body yo and I told my
My ex-girlfriend to pull my pants and check.
And she checked.
If you poop?
Yes.
You what?
Wait.
Wait.
Who pulled your pants in check?
That's how bad it was.
I thought, like, I literally had no feeling and I thought I was dying.
And I was like, I swear I'd just poop myself.
So you're saying she pulled your pants down.
Not like, you know, like, she had a toddler and like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To put your hand down there.
She did it.
Ew.
No poop.
Oh, great.
I feel like I could live for the rest of my life without that story.
Yeah.
I was about to wrap.
All right, look.
To bet some much, okay?
Shakira, Enrique Iglesia, Pippo, Evie Queen,
Los Tires, El Norte.
Fricking, Banda Machos is going to be there.
Paulina Rubio, Gloria Trevi, Carlos Vive, Juanis,
everything you've got to do your accent to.
Everything you got to do your accent to,
Gloria Trevi is going to be there.
Project Uno.
It's going to smell like fabuloso all around.
Wow, no.
This is like when I used to watch,
like, on Saturdays, they used to have, like,
some show at the beach.
And it's just, it was like, these just girls dancing in their bikinis,
but they're dancing to, like, Project Uno.
They're dancing to, like, reggaeton.
Spanish TV is incredible.
Oh, it was Control in the 90s, right?
Yeah, Control.
I know.
That's what I grew up at.
That's what I'm feeling and I'm seeing.
They're only like bright, no, no.
No, I know what you're talking about it.
It's control.
He had cable.
He watched everything else.
They're bright bikinis, the long ones.
Yeah.
It was always summer of break over there.
Yeah, we're, yeah.
ever they were.
Yeah.
It was always
spring break.
I want to be there.
But if I put you on there,
you got to show us
your best
Bezano me Mucho.
Oh yeah.
Which means?
Best.
Kissy.
Oh,
who's doing that?
Me.
Wow.
Why are you looking at?
I was practicing yesterday.
You were practicing yesterday?
With who?
Went your pillow or?
Yeah, sure.
My pillow.
Tower six.
Brownback mornings.
Good morning.
Good morning.
We're looking for our collar
to win these best.
Parenthood O six who's this brown bag this Troy
What's up Troy? Troy?
Troy Troy
Troy?
Yes sir
Hello
Talk to us Troy you want these best of many much tickets
Oh hell yeah
All right talk to me who you excited to see on the lineup there's so many people on this
freaking line if you can name an artist in the private and be there
For real
Yeah I think it was on the list
Yeah
Pipple was on the list
All right
But in order to get these tickets,
going down December 21st at Dodger Stadium,
we need to see you like,
Beesame.
I need to see how good you kiss.
Smack it.
You mac it.
You scabmy.
All that.
All of that.
What's your words for kissing someone, Greg?
Yeah.
Did you just kiss that Greg?
Hold on.
Why did you?
A little premature.
All right.
Yeah.
See, what do you call kissing, fool?
Mackie
I just
Why you keep blowing
All right
Alright
Let's say you have the love of your life right now
The love of your life
And suavement is on
Okay
I need to see you get your kiss on
Talk to me
Go ahead Troy
Come on we're at best of me
We start kissing
Yeah
Oh
Two
Two, two, two,
Three.
What?
He tried his best.
He tried his best.
I'm not mad at him
at all for trying his best.
Troy, you get these tickets.
Only because our girl already told you're the winner.
This has been much tickets.
You will be there December 21st
and enjoy yourself.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you right now,
you need to be like Greg
and start working on your hand
or something like, like a...
That sounds like another type of...
Troy, battle back.
All right.
All right.
Troy,
his best and Greg, Troy.
Yeah, go, go Greg.
Go, go Greg.
What's going on over there?
Sounds like you really make it on your phone.
It was a good idea in theory.
5-106 brown bag mornings.
Go, Kendrick.
Did you see Mario?
He was on stage, and it seems like the crowd told him,
oh, weeho or something?
Yeah.
And he's like, no, it's Mario.
No.
I thought that was so tight.
So now I want to go say Mario.
Mario.
I see the confusion.
Said it that way.
Yeah, you get it?
I'll be home.
Yeah.
Oh, I will.
What?
I was supposed to say that because it doesn't say that.
Yeah, it doesn't say it actually in a radio edit.
Well, well, there's that.
Well, there's that.
Mario.
Mario.
Scrolling with the homies.
The homie?
Gregorio.
Leti and everybody in the room?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is your guys is most used and favorite emoji?
You're such a little baby.
Most used?
Most used.
Oh, let's look.
Everybody look.
Don't lie.
Don't lie.
The first one.
Well, there's like a whole bar, bro.
What's the first emoji?
That's your most used.
The laughing emoji.
The laughing emoji?
Yeah.
For me, it is.
It's not.
Oh, yeah, it is frequently used.
Yeah, that's frequently used one.
You didn't know that?
and he's like sweating like
ah, okay.
Mine is the heart hands.
You said that to your own?
I like using the heart hands.
No, no.
Yeah, the hands that are actually making the heart.
The hands that are making the heart, yeah.
Anybody else?
Anybody else?
Mine's just the laughing.
The rocket launcher.
Are the kids at school?
The heart hands reminds me as something else.
The heart hands?
Yeah, so my finishing move.
I have never using that emoji ever again.
I have done.
Using that emoji.
I have never used that one again.
overrated.
That was a good one.
Let's go.
What's up?
All right.
One emoji that was what?
Finishing.
I can't even talk now.
I use that emoji.
That's my second emoji I use all the time.
And now you're thinking of differently.
I can't use it now.
Not using your right.
What is one emoji that?
That confuses you guys the most.
Well, clearly the one left that you said.
I don't know.
I'm not really confused, Greg.
Oh, there's a list going around that's super viral of the top 10 most confusing emojis in 2020.
I'm not going to like, there's one that's confusing that I don't know what it is for except for an innuendo.
It's this one.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Isn't that like, like, madam?
Oh, putting your hand out?
Yeah, I don't know, but you're kind of lifting your two fingers, like your middle finger and another one.
No, it's like, may I have a dance?
Because then there's also it on the other side.
It goes back.
It goes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm going to start at number 10.
The Apple employees are getting freaky as all I know.
The most confusing emojis.
And I want to.
Oh, you have a list.
Yeah.
Why you have those for?
Yeah.
I was looking at like which ones you guys had on your top.
All right.
I'm going to start at number 10.
And I want you guys to guess on what people thought this emoji was.
Okay.
The person getting a head massage one.
What would you think?
Relax.
I have a headache.
I have a headache.
Relax.
You give me a headache.
You're frustrating me.
7% people thought exhausted, getting relaxed.
77% thought massage.
Massage?
Massage.
Getting a massage.
So what is it?
It's a person getting a massage.
You also saying massage really weird.
Yeah, he's saying massage.
Yeah, he's a massage.
Is it just me, Monica, you're not on headpoles.
No, he's saying massage.
Massage?
Yeah, yeah.
Massage.
Can I have a massage?
Can I have a massage?
The way to, like, tell is by typing in the word and seeing what emoji pops up.
Yeah.
But people are thinking, they mean to.
So if you put massage, then those, the head ones pop up.
All right, the nails getting painted.
What do you think that one goes?
Nails.
Nails, getting nails done, manicure?
Sassy.
Sassy, yeah.
It's like, sassy.
Yeah.
Nope.
No.
Classy.
Classy.
Yeah, you're not.
Sassy.
Classy and sassy and sassy.
I thought it was the other emoji with, I don't even know how to describe it on here, but it's the.
With the arm out?
Yeah.
No, that one, that one's called women tipping hand.
What the heck?
Women tipping hand.
And that was 40.
1% said oh well
I thought that was like a waitress
No they use it as oh well
Like oh well
I thought it was like
And that's the one with the girl
With their hand to the side
You're confusing me
Because that's what the shrug one is for
Yeah I thought it was shrugging
Oh one to two hands to the side
Yeah
One hand to the side is like
No one women to be hand is oh well
Okay
And then the smoke emoji
The smoke emoji
The one the pugging them
Oh yeah
You gas in them
It's gas depending how you use
It's like a smoke gas
All that stuff.
Wind.
Wind.
Oh, ready?
Dashing away.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why you use a little running emoji.
Oh, yeah, but that's why you combine two emojis.
No, this is just one.
You're running, man, with the smoke.
But this is just the smoke.
Which one's the actual confusing ones to you guys?
Me?
Yeah, there's ones that I don't know why they exist in here.
Yeah, I don't know the dashed smiley face or not a smiley face, but like just the straight face where it's like all dashed around.
That she uses me.
Oh, you're right.
That, you know what, but, yeah, yeah, that one is confusing.
Don't want all the dashes around it.
Yeah.
All right, Greg.
You confuse me.
This confused me.
I'm more confused you now.
You know what you should use for scrolling?
What?
Your little mixes.
My mixes.
Yeah, you did a whole mix yesterday on Instagram with the million dollar baby saw.
Oh, that was fire.
Pull it up on your phone.
Like I at least hear from your phone.
And you have your little fireplace in the background.
Yeah.
With all my pictures.
Your little background.
Do you want to play it?
Yeah, yeah.
Because what did you mix with it?
I mixed, uh.
Okay, just put it, put it, put it.
It doesn't curse?
It doesn't curse.
Okay, so this is the regular.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Brud.
Did you get it?
Million dollar baby and big pimping?
Money.
I don't get it, but I like it.
Million dollar pimping going on around here.
I know that I'm not a DJ, but I know you fools are just like BPM, BPM and match.
Exactly.
And they're both talking about money.
Big pin and big.
A million.
Baby.
And Big Pibbin.
It would have been more cool if you mix it with a millie, but that's cool.
I tried that.
I actually tried that.
See, but the BPMs didn't match.
Told you.
See?
Oh, all right, but thank you for that guy.
I appreciate your brother.
You just confused this more.
I don't know that you gave us any clarity.
Yeah, you didn't.
The only thing I'm confused about is massage.
Massage.
Massage.
Yeah.
Massage.
The time has come for this.
Um-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N.
Yeah, do you ever remember trying to win some type of sweepstakes with with food or maybe the tops of the cereal?
Oh, yeah, like the postcard?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which one did you guys do?
All of them.
Really?
Yeah.
I always wanted to win like the WBKTLA something Ugiol giveaway or something.
What did you have to do?
You had to like get a postcard and like send it in.
I never understood it.
No way.
Yeah, it was really tough.
Like the sweepstakes rules are always really.
So my eight-year-old brain, I was like, I don't know.
You were little.
The easiest one was cutting the top of the cereal box?
Yeah, the top boxes.
There's a Corvette in the middle of the mall that's been there for the past couple years.
Oh, yeah.
And I've been signing up every single time.
Yeah, sign up.
Yeah, I would think I'm like, oh, it's this.
I'm going to win one day.
Yeah.
It's the same Corvette.
You know, you guys know what it is, right?
It's Timeshares.
I know.
The Corvette, it's marching.
All the cars in the middle are time.
He knows.
All the cars in the middle, it's a thing to get you to go to, like, time share meetings.
So I don't want a Corvette.
So instead.
I would have like the call you and be like, you didn't win the car, but you won a chance to go to this, this, come to this meeting.
Wow.
Wow.
Portedly allegedly.
Have you done any sweepstakes, Maximo?
Yeah.
Which one?
I've done all like the restaurant ones where you get like stickers and you put them on stuff, try to win.
Oh yeah.
No, I don't know.
Like the collecting hotel.
Which one?
This is really cool.
It's like board games and different things like that.
Okay.
Do you guys ever remember is it?
What's the Lollipop one where if you got the star?
you would get a free lollipop.
What's a lollipop?
The Tootty Pop or whatever.
How many licks?
Bruh.
They're rappers.
Their rappers.
They're colorful ones.
They're red ones.
There's green ones.
There's brown ones.
All of that, right?
Oh, yeah.
It's the lollipop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Isn't it a Tutsypop?
Yeah.
The how many licks is it to get to say?
It's a Tutsi pop.
But if you got one of the rappers and it had a star in, Urban Legend, is that you
show it to wherever you bought it and they give you one for free.
What?
What?
I'm serious.
This happens.
That sounds vaguely familiar.
Like some 90s memory.
No, I'm serious.
And you know which one is true?
That on hot talk on a stick,
I don't know if they still do this,
but they definitely did this in the 90s.
If you saw some type of star,
like I think it was the star on your receipt,
then you show it to them and then give you a free lemonade.
That one is true because that one actually happened.
Like I got the star on my receipt,
showed it to them,
and then they gave me a free lemonade.
So Trader Joe does something.
If you find stuffed animals in their,
in the supermarket,
they give you a free lollipop of then.
Shut up.
Really?
I'm going to cheer you just right after this.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
So you got to look for like there's hidden stuffed animals around.
I don't know this.
I forgot I found out.
Scams you.
Come on.
It's going to get all the free lollipop.
How many stuffed animals have you placed and then take to the register?
No, you just got to memorize them every time.
We already know where they are.
Oh, they don't even switch them up?
I don't know.
Well, I would think they would.
What do you do?
You get it?
You go up to the register?
No, I tell Max to do it.
I'm like.
Hey, Max, tell him you found the stuffed animals.
Oh, because there's a grown man.
I found the teddy bear.
My kids, okay?
Is it like kosher or something?
Like, what type of lollipop is this?
I don't know.
Strader Joel's version.
And what type of teddy bear or teddy?
Oh, I think every supermarket has a different one hidden.
Oh, this is really cool.
I'm getting very excited about all this.
If this is you, if you've ever done the sweepstakes,
if you've ever looked for whatever to get a free whatever,
Okay, check out what liquid death is doing, all right?
This is the canned water brand.
Yeah, that's a little bit scary, but I don't, yeah, I know you like it.
Yeah, it's giving away a real jet, okay?
A real jet, okay?
This is a similar stunt that a name's Sotomrand.
We're not going to tell it in the 90s.
Oh, I saw the.
They advertised like they were going to give away a fighter jet.
I saw a documentary about it.
Yes.
And then the person ended up suing him because they didn't get the fighter jet.
They said, you cannot get this.
Yeah.
Because you can't promote something, you can't market something, and they're not give it.
Right?
So they had to really give this full like a jet.
I think he sued.
I don't know if he won the lawsuit.
I think he lost, but probably because they have a lot of lawyers.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Try to sue the company to force them to follow through.
Yeah, they were trying to say it was invalid or something.
What?
Yeah.
He lost.
Happens.
He definitely lost.
Okay, but well, that happened in the 90s.
Liquid death is actually saying their promotion is.
legitimate, okay?
You can win a real jet
and they get to pay,
they will pay for six months
of the hangar space.
After that,
you're screwed.
After that,
I don't even know how much
hangar space cost on.
True.
If I already can't afford a freaking jet,
I don't know that I can afford the garage.
The jet's called the dehydrator.
I will never be able to work ever again.
This is like when people like win Ferraris and it's like,
okay,
now you got to take care of it.
Yeah.
Angie's always wanted a helicopter.
Yeah,
but I told her Angie,
you don't want a helicopter when you.
I do.
Where are you going to park your helicopter,
I'll think about it later.
You got to pay taxes on that helicopter, NG.
This is the real world.
How are you going to fuel up the helicopter, Angie?
How what?
Fuel.
The gas.
Where do you get gas for a helicopter?
Where's the gas station?
No, no.
I haven't thought about it through, let's see.
I just want to chop a.
You got to hire a pilot.
You know how much they cost an hour?
I will learn.
Where do you take classes?
Flight simulator.
Somewhere in Newport Beach, I'm sure.
I hope you have a good eyesight.
I hope you have good eyesight.
I do.
2020 over here.
Okay, but for this liquid dead.
like jet contest you need to buy a can of liquid death and upload your receipt so you have to
physically buy a kind of liquid debt upload your receipt and that counts as an entry let's say
i buy like a six-pack yeah then that's one entry per little i want a jet yeah yeah i don't
i don't i don't want a liquid death jet right now if you had a jet vick that's like when you
say you live on in the hills but for real yeah that's a yeah wait hold on wait you just reminded
I want to win it so I can sell it.
Yeah, you can flex with a jet, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Would you ladies like to take a step on my jet?
In my jet?
Yeah.
You can't fly though because it's expensive.
It's the seventh month.
We could take pictures on it, but I don't, it's like $40,000 of target.
Would you rather be crying in a hoopty or in a jet?
In a jet?
Crying in a jet for sure.
Yeah, see?
True.
You have until September 4th to enter this sweepstakes, but it just had me thinking of all the
sweepstakes we've entered and not one.
But hey, you know what?
It's the thrill.
They all have my info out there.
What do you want?
The Corvette.
the mall.
I guess I'm never getting it.
Is it still there the same way?
I feel like by the time you get it, it's going to be like well-mo.
Yeah. It's been there for like the past four or five years already.
Yeah, I'm sure it's been sitting there.
You'll get three Vegas trips out of it.
It's going to break down soon as you get off.
And see with these guys, like let's say that you live in an apartment, you can't afford the jet
or you can't have the jet there.
You don't have a garage.
You know.
Yeah, like if we don't have a garage, you have a garage.
Maybe you have too many jets.
Yeah.
That's a problem.
That's a problem.
The alternate grand prize is 250,000.
dollars that's cool yeah yeah is that quarter million yeah how much is a jet and it comes in a briefcase
oh i think i'd rather have the briefcase i'd have liquid death for that because now i'm like am
my try some water i could buy a regular water or i could buy a liquid death can and then upload my receipt
and now i could possibly get a jet a jet starts at two million dollars oh yeah they're hustling
they're selling for one million oh don't get the money get the money prize or get the jet
Jet and then sell it.
You gotta pay taxes on that.
It's the real world, Maximum.
That's fine.
Sell it for $2 million.
You pay half of $1 million.
$750,000.
And this is why we don't deserve the jet.
We're just going to re-gift the jet.
Look at us.
Yeah, like sushi.
Keep it here.
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