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5106 brown bag mornings whenos diaz good morning to you good morning to you hey living with your parents is fun until they parent you
yeah they're scold you and they're like i'm saying this my dad lives with us too and greg and i and i and i 100% know what you're saying yeah off air
gregg was late today everybody everybody even you listening look at gregg mean yeah i still made it though
no no we're looking at you hold on wait for us to look at you right i feel it now i feel it with the airway shame shame shame
Wow, wow.
This was a couple months ago, you'd have to buy us on coffee.
Yeah, thank God.
But what happened with your dad?
Yeah, I was like, I woke up freaking out.
I was like, my God, I'm going to be late.
So I run out and I can hear him making coffee.
He just turns to his right and he goes, oh, really?
Yeah.
All the shame.
That hurts more than anything we can do.
Like, you don't even get as in trouble at work as you do with your parents about you being late.
That's true.
I felt so, I was like, yeah, okay, dad.
Yeah.
My dad is the same way because he's up this early.
I don't know.
Dad's love being up really early.
He doesn't have to be.
Yeah, worked until another two hours.
And he works with me too.
And he sees the clock go like anyway past like a 5, 20, 5.30 and I'm still at home.
Miha, you're late.
Is that okay with them?
Are they all right with that?
Are you still working there?
And I'm like, yeah, dad, they know.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Wow.
And I'm like, Dad, it's fine.
You were good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then that comes from like even being a little kid and you were late and they had to take you to school.
Like this will wake me up 20 minutes before I really had to wake up like, hurry up, we're gonna be late.
And I'm like, bro.
It'd be like 7.20 and they'll be telling you like, it's already eight.
It's super late.
You're late.
Yeah.
That's why I got PTSD from like high school.
My dad will do that.
He'd wake me up like an hour and a half early.
The DNA is in this.
Yeah.
Must be nice.
I know.
What about you, my mom?
My dad's in R.A.M.
I am, Steve.
Deep in it somewhere.
My dad would be ashamed if you knew the truth.
But my grandma, when I used to live with my grandma,
yeah, and she would knock on the door and be like,
miho, no was to work.
And I'm like, no work today.
That hurts more than like your boss or anybody.
Maximo, who would be that for you in your lane?
The buzz driver.
He'd be like, hey, if you don't get here at 720,
the bus is going to leave you.
No, I'm kidding.
My mom is a tiguan.
Oh, oh.
Yeah.
It's a joke.
Muckimo just wants to be in so bad.
Yeah.
I need drama, okay.
He wants to parent that was TikTok, you know?
That cares what time he shows up places?
No, honestly, I can't remember if I woke up by myself or someone woke me up.
Oh, Maximo.
You would have to wake yourself with?
Probably.
Because you would wake and make, no?
Bye.
Not that's a lie.
Younger, Yvimo.
Would you scold yourself?
In the mirror?
Yeah.
Take a minute.
Look at me what you want.
Stop looking away.
Look, it's Friday, you guys.
Right.
We're having a great day.
Pay day.
Baby, baby.
You want pay day.
We want coffee from the egg.
Look, I'm so excited about this fight that's going down June 15th.
It's already around the corner, you guys.
June 15 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas.
And we got tickets on tickets for this fight.
give away this morning. Davis versus Martin. Benavides is taking on Zildick.
I tried to say that fast for these fools. But.
He still said it.
Very fast. Let's slow it down.
Snowmow.
Zoldin.
All right. We got two tickets to the BBC pay-per-view event. It's going down on Prime
Video and you get to watch it, okay, in Las Vegas. So hit us up if you're trying to go.
818-5-205-9.
That's 818520109.
Hit us up right now.
We got these tickets all morning long.
And we got Maximo with Simper Pimp on the way.
Simpa the Week.
It's Friday.
Oh, yeah.
It's a battle of two old people.
Oh.
You can never, like, age out of simping.
People here is 5106.
These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week.
Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim.
What a prestigious honor.
Danny DeVito.
Simbao.
Nominy number one is scared to ask his ex-wife to get back together again.
That's nominee number one.
So they were together for 40 years before they split.
They were on and off for a little bit,
but they happened to remain friends and ended up being best friends,
but after being split.
So now Danny DeVito's friends are saying that
He wants to get back with her, but he's too scared.
Aw, as big age.
Yeah, he's older now.
I mean, he's still acts, which is crazy, you know.
Danny DeVito, not to be confused with Joe Pesci.
Yes, Danny DeVito, Matilda's dad.
Yeah, not to be confused with the Home Alone Robert.
The penguin from Batman.
Yes.
Yes.
And where, would you say?
It's the Wesleyan in Philadelphia?
And that one.
Never seen that.
Did you trust me out that you know that.
Yeah.
He's like the perv little bit.
It's pretty popular, but it's also like kind of niche.
Right.
Yeah.
What's the premise of that show?
It's a show?
It is a show, but.
Okay.
I don't know if it has a premise, right?
They just hang out in the bar.
Yeah, all the time.
Yeah.
And he's always just being a little perv.
How do you watch it?
I know.
I don't even know a channel.
I think it's on FX.
Oh.
Yes.
But Danny DeVito.
Next, we have Cher.
Yeah.
Share who's going out with AE, which is Tiger's manager.
Yeah.
She tweeted about the incident that happened with Tyga and Travis Scott.
I think it was like last weekend.
At Keynes, there was a fight.
Keynes Film Festival, not Raising King.
Not Raising.
No, not a chicken pal.
But maybe one of them was a chicken.
I don't know which one.
But according to Cher, it wasn't A-E because she tweeted,
I'm proud of Alexander.
He didn't start the fight against two men.
He finished it.
Gotta love him.
He got to love him.
After all.
Gensely creamy.
She's in her men.
It's like powder at that age.
Yeah.
Pater milk is still good milk.
Yeah.
When you stir it enough with some moisture.
Pard milk or no milk?
There you go.
And it's money.
Yeah.
She is hyping them up.
And I mean, obviously they have a huge age gap.
Well, these are the oldest nominees I've ever seen.
They've been simping since the 60s.
That's remarkable.
Sippin since the 60s?
Yes, if you don't believe me, listen to this.
Listen to Cher, she's been sitting there for a long time.
Aw.
All that's true because you got me.
Baby, I got me.
Right, but they're together.
Still sunny.
That was her playing the trumpet.
There you go.
She got her.
She didn't have them, though.
You think Sunny is blowing over?
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah. No way.
You're going to just like, what?
Who's Alexander?
He's 30 years old.
Yeah.
Right.
Shout Alexander too, though.
He's always been like, he's been Tiger's day one.
Like, I've seen him run through these hallways, like 10 plus years ago.
Mm-hmm.
And you just see them together all the time.
So I could tell if Tiger isn't a problem, A.E.
He's going to be.
He's going to be right there.
He's going to back his homie up.
But I love that shirt.
Just like, yeah, that's my man.
That's my man.
And I take it for a young day.
And the funny thing is.
they actually asked A.E.
About it outside. He was at the airport.
And his reply was,
whatever I'm with,
my B with it too.
My B. He called Sherry.
Yeah.
And then he said, my bad, my woman.
No.
Initially, he said,
My B.
She likes that.
It also makes her.
Gulously creamy.
Jeez.
Yeah.
You know, you're right?
But yes, it's crazy.
And those are our two nominees.
Our two nominees, Danny DeVito, being married for so long, same lady, same woman.
The mom in Matilda is also his real-life wife.
And then they broke up, then they got back together, then they broke up again,
and they're saying that he wants to get back with her.
They're best friends.
But he doesn't know what to do.
This is like a homie help line for like a 20-year-old.
For freaking almost 80-year-old.
That's what I have to look forward to?
Yeah, I hope not, bro.
I know, bro.
I know.
I don't want to be that short.
Wow.
Well, you will.
The older you get, the shorter you're going to get.
Yeah, you start shrinking.
Maximo.
And the Simp of the Week is...
Let's go, Cher.
Who.
Share.
Oh, yeah, she felt something.
That was sweet.
A.E. B.
It's Simper the Week.
Women.
Not a win, but A.E really wins.
He's going to win a couple years.
Hey, you're so stupid
Leave her alone
Not if her kids have anything
You say about it
All right, no, let's sit
Prada here
Happy congratulations
for being
Yeah
Love your man
I know she was like
When it came to him fighting
She used to cover that
Yeah she does
All right
Sip Sip
Sit
Sit
What's the word
Word on roast crans
Roast crans
Roar
Word on Rosecrans
What's the word
Is
Forell Williams
won't let go of his plans to make a biopic.
All right.
Look, Farrell announced he's making a biopic, a movie about his life,
but it's not a regular movie.
It's a Lego movie.
Okay.
That's cool.
Listen to the trailer here.
Hey, Farrell.
Hey, how you doing, man?
You know, it'd be cool as if we told my story with Lego pieces.
Seriously?
Yes.
Lego.
Just be open.
When I was a kid, I knew I was different.
And people would say, oh, that's an odd giant.
And that crushed my spirit.
Wow.
My imagination would run super wild.
Damn.
Drop it like it's hot.
But you brought out a smile.
Holy moly guacamole.
Legendary story, yeah.
Peace by peace.
Peace by peace.
Everyone's a Lego?
Everyone is a Lego.
Snoop Dog that we just heard right now.
It features Snoop Dog, Gwen Stefani, Kendrick Lamar, Norrie, Justin Timberlake, Timbalin, and Jayzee.
All as Legos.
What?
What?
Bro, when Drake Watson's into his son's room, he's going to start crying.
Oh.
You guys are going to ruin Legos for Drake.
Yo, are they selling these?
Oh, they're going to sell them.
They're definitely going to sell them.
This is going to go multi-platinum.
This is going to open up a whole lane for, like, hip-pop Legos.
Have you all been in the Lego store?
Yes, yeah.
Amazing.
Initially, like, I just passed by like, cool, a Lego store.
No.
It's amazing.
No, it is a whole thing.
Oh, yeah.
You can create your own Lego in there.
They have Lego flowers.
They have Lego planes.
They have Lego trees.
It's a dangerous place for kids.
I want the Ferrari so bad.
And no Lego costs like a dollar.
No.
Like 50 bucks probably like starting.
I spent $70 last time I went to Disneyland because they have the Lego store there.
Yeah.
And Vic was like, please that, please that, please.
I took him.
He was like, I want two things.
Boom, 70 bucks.
There.
Dog.
The Ferrari I want, it's like $600.
Yeah, I want the Millennium Falcon.
There's a Paris, uh, Eiffel Tower that you can buy and like build in your crib and just
put in there.
Okay.
Will you build it is the question?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I have boxes of the Lego roses.
Really?
Yeah.
I have flowers.
Like I started on them and it was cool.
And then you just get like, oh my gosh.
Like here's the little leaf that I have to put in a little stick and all of that.
You have to have a lot of patience.
A lot of patience.
A lot of the focus.
Bro, people build the Millennium Falcon one.
Yeah.
I had one of the old.
I was like, gifted to me as a kid, I never built it.
Yeah.
I was like, no.
Do you still have it?
No.
And Farrell, in an interview that he did with Variety, he said,
seven, eight years ago, everyone was doing documentaries and biopics at the time, and they were
asking him to do one, and he said, hell no, I never want to do what everybody else is doing.
So this was his way to be unique.
Yeah.
It is very great.
He's going to be so much richer now because of this.
Lego Batman was like my favorite.
Oh, he was going to bring that up.
I can't wait to watch this one.
It's hilarious.
Wow.
So I wonder, you know how always the.
Lego movies are always funny, comical.
I wonder if he's going to make it like that too.
Oh, it already is.
Yeah.
It's like him making fun of himself or something like that.
Yeah.
Everything is just funnier with Lego.
It is.
Because like people come into like the room and it's like, oh yeah, can you rap for me?
Da-da-da-da.
It's like just from the trailer.
It's already hilarious.
When does it drop?
I'm not sure.
They just dropped the trailer.
No, they put the date.
Yeah.
We definitely got to go back to the Lego's two.
The Lego movies, too, is like, they find the balance to cater to kids,
but still cater to a joke.
adults and they have jokes for both that will go over kids' heads so it's not like too
like harsh doesn't come off harsh I love it I can't wait I can't wait too
all right y'all is ice spice career melting what ice spice has reportedly lost over half her
monthly listeners on Spotify and people online are wondering if she's falling off and this is
right after she announced her debut album Y2K will drop July 26th
And she also revealed her album artwork.
Oh, my birthday.
Yeah.
She also revealed her album artwork, which is her in a subway station with her back to the camera.
Yams all out.
And on a trash can next to her, it says Y2K.
And a bunch of people were stunned and asking the question, why would she put her album title on a trash can?
It seems like she's setting herself up for trash jokes.
This album is trash.
This is garbage.
Right where it belongs.
People are already making them.
Yeah.
And they haven't heard the album.
Where can we watch this?
It's on
Brown 1,006
on Instagram.
Yes.
And then so Ice Spice actually went to her
Twitter to explain and said
David Lachapel is Y2K.
He's actually the one that made the artwork
and he's legendary. He didn't even
charge because he F's
with a real B. Wow.
Got it. Yes. And then she said, yes,
Y2K was placed on the trash can
on purpose. Can you guess why?
I had no guesses.
Did she give an answer to the
No, no, she just said, can you guess why?
Is she calling the 2000s trash?
Early 2000?
I don't know.
Was she born on 2000?
I think she was born in, yeah.
She was born on New Year's Day 2000.
Maybe she put her in trash can.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It was like, can you guess why?
It was like.
Graffiti in New York?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Or she's bringing out Chris Jericho on her album.
No.
Why did you, Jay?
No.
No, no, no.
Why would it be in the trash can?
Y'all got a piece.
You got to peep the album cover because I don't even think the trash can title is the major controversy.
The major controversy is that she is in front of a wall probably tagging, but the tagging is in front of her.
Like it's over her body.
Versus on the wall.
And it really upset me.
And I'm not a tagger.
Maybe I'm a oneer sometimes.
Let me want it one.
But bruh, you could have put it on the wall like if you were tagging the name.
I'm not over you.
Because you put the tagging against the wall somewhat.
to make it look like there's tagging on the wall.
Yeah.
But you're in between it.
You have to look at it because it's just the graphics weren't done right.
No, it wasn't.
And it was like a projector actually.
Oh, God.
Yeah, go ahead.
I personally like it.
It looks like she autographed the album.
That's what I was going to say.
That's what it looks like.
But like the concept of like New York and all that, it would have been cool.
It was just on the left side of the cement wall.
There's a wall there and there's no tagging, but the thing has tagging on it.
Yeah, I think that's cool.
Like it looks like literally like she's part of the wall and then she's autographing.
Hey, Ice Spice.
Greg will keep your career alive.
Yeah.
Just like anything and everything that you drop.
Yeah.
What's up, Ice Spice?
Hey.
It doesn't do it for me.
It reminds me of like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I love that movie.
I think it's the greatest movie of all time.
You do say that.
But like it's not what I want to listen to.
It's not what I picture when I hear a classic album and I look at that.
I'm like, yeah, that's definitely going to produce a classic album.
Right.
I don't know.
We will see.
Yeah, we'll see.
All right, y'all, that was my word on Rosecrans.
I'm Rosecransvick for Brown Bag Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Oh, Angelica.
Remember yesterday when we're talking about Ryan Garcia?
Ryan Garcia, a few months back, had said this about Los Angeles.
I understand that, you know, Jesus is coming back, and I have predicted that there will be earthquake, June 6th.
June 6th?
June 6th.
Any specific location or?
L.A. and Vegas.
June 6th.
On June 6th of 2024.
All right, that's where I'm going to leave it with.
Everybody get the hell out of Los Angeles.
Everybody gets that.
So he said that a few months back, and I brought it up yesterday because there's been earthquakes in Pasadena, right?
Yeah.
And I'm like, oh, I'm tripping in Angie's first comment.
That's not those.
I don't care.
I was like, ah, that's you guys, not me.
I'm safe.
But then what happened?
And then, like at 4.50, I was laying in bed, and then I started feeling like a shake.
And it was earthquakeing.
Yes.
Did you think about Ryan Garcia immediately?
Yes.
Right away, I'm like, oh my God, it's happening.
I'm going to die.
I'm like, the tsunami's coming.
I don't know how to.
The tsunami?
The tsunami?
You live in Santa Ana.
Yeah.
You live in water.
It was like in Newport Beach.
Okay.
It's still 30 minutes.
Yeah, come on.
You don't live that close.
You don't know.
Oh, she lives by the beach now.
She's rich, huh?
So initially it was a 3.6 earthquake.
Mm-hmm.
And then like 10 minutes later, less than 10 minutes later, another earthquake.
Yes.
Wow.
At that point.
At that point?
At that point?
because my mom was there too
and she got all panic
and I'm like I don't know
should I start like putting on shoes
like in case I have to run
my mom's like why
Angelica you're gonna be fine
I'm like no mom
I'm like do I need to start packing a bag
like I have cash in my bag
because letti gave me cash
I did give you cash
emergency gas
yeah all these thoughts
from going through my head
I was like oh my god
maybe because I was barefoot
I'm like maybe I should start putting
on shoes in case I need to run
how big was it starts quick again
it was in 3.6 and 3.4
and you're panicking that much
yes because all I can think
was about the date and the prophecy
and the prophecy of Ryan Garcia
and the prophecy of Ryan Garcia.
The prophecy?
Which low key.
There's nothing different from what he did
and what that fool that we call.
What's that fool?
Who?
That Nosredamas would be like
and this and the silver thing will happen
and then something will happen
and be like he said that
it correlates directly to something
that he kind of said a little bit
back in his day.
So I don't know.
Ryan Garcia.
Something's up, brother.
He knows something we don't.
Ryan Garcia, can you please tell me
when I should put on my shoes
so I can run? I think you should put on your shoes.
I'm home. I'm home.
Staying by the door.
Stop poking fun at Los Angeles and saying,
I know. I really thought I'm like, oh, it's not going to happen to us.
That was karma for you. That was a message to you.
I know. Not the full that just climbed the state saying
don't climb the city.
hilarious. All right, but
shout out to Ryan for having
somewhat of a premonition about this.
However, he was wrong. It didn't hit L.A.
and it didn't hit Vegas.
this is still going to be like he's got it
he did say something yes
that was very close enough
the way he said it kind of made it feel like
oh my God Jesus is coming is this going to be the big one
is the one that we've been waiting for
for decades to hit L.A.
Do you think he was ready?
Like he was packed up or he just laid there
like I'm ready to go Jesus
I'm ready to go
I like he was like yes
what he did right the day before
is like watch when something happens tomorrow
like you guys are all going to come back
and like praise me or whatever the heck
and he's like praise Jesus
He's sitting there like any second
He really thinks he's going to be like a top draft pick by Jesus
Yes
It was like midnight for like today for Friday
He's like it's still three more hours in Hawaii
Like you still got time in Hawaii
Pray to Hey
But yeah
He was somewhat correct
Yeah yeah to a point
He was very correct
It did Earth Creek
I think he was gonna come to LA but because of Angie
It went to oh I jinks it
You're welcome
What did you say
What did you say?
Yeah be careful
I'm kidding, I am very superstitious.
I know you are.
I know you are.
And now she's going to sleep with shoes.
Keep it here.
We have the homie help line after this.
It's Power 106.
It's Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Happy Friday.
Yeah.
Hey, shout out all the kids
that are at work with their parents right now
because they're school-ended
and the parents don't know
what the heck to do with them.
And summer school and summer camp
don't start so next week.
Exactly.
So, yeah, you're freaking it out right now.
That's my childhood right there.
There's just a little kid
that just passed by the window right now.
One of our engineer's son.
What are George?
Yeah, he's an engineer now.
Yeah.
Dad, how good to work with you?
Dad, what are all these posters of Megan Fox doing here?
What are the posters they have in the engineering room?
Oh, yeah.
Don't they like the Budweiser girl?
What's the Hunger Games girl?
Oh, Jennifer Lawrence, yeah, yeah.
That's your stem mom, miho.
Why are they like that?
Why is there a ESPN sports female athletes?
Not like everybody your dad's working and find some freaky stuff.
Not that that's a really stupid stuff, but yeah, yeah.
Just a Hungry games fan, that's it.
I didn't even know they made Mexican comic books, and they're very...
Those are different.
Yeah.
When I had to go to my dad to his work, and then he had his homie,
and then, like, under the table, they had these weird...
Just go to an independent tire shop.
Yeah.
Somewhere.
Yeah.
It was right next to the independent tire shop.
Shout out of these tires.
Why they got all of these weird comics?
Why are they around?
All right, but we got shoutouts.
We do have shoutouts.
Shout out to Ruby Martinez and Paso Robles.
Okay.
Yeah, Ruby.
She's part of the marketing team in 805 beer, and she loves listening to us.
Let's go.
What's like my?
Hey, hit up our sales department.
I like that.
I was like, okay?
805 is good.
Yeah, I love it.
It would be better if we were, if this was an ad, so.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
Hit us up about it.
And then we have a lot of graduates as well.
Okay.
Yeah.
Ready?
Mm-hmm.
Edric Trejo.
Mia Trejo.
Emily from Seattle University
Hey
Emily
Carlo
She says Carlo
Madam you guys
Please hold your question
Oh sorry
You're being too loud
I'm sorry
Daniel from Sylvan
Elementary
Sadie
Kick him out
Kick that dad out
We told you no balloons
Sadie from
Santiago Middle School
Sadie
Yeah yeah
I have some too
Anthony
Medina
is my nephew
Can I scream for her?
Samantha.
If you're just Samantha?
Samantha.
And every other kid graduating tonight.
From San Fernando High School.
Oh, you made it.
And every other high school.
Every other high school.
That ever existed.
Yeah, but that one's stuff.
Right in between the war zone.
She looked at me like, you know.
San Fernando High School, right between the war zone.
I'm not only like.
It's like borders of different cities.
Anyways.
You got a couple birthdays as well.
Birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to Andrew Miranda.
who's turning 21, love mom and dad.
Come on, Andrew.
Torta, Porter.
On a Friday, yes.
Happy birthday to Kayla Navarette, who is turning 21 as well.
Kayla, ooh, Kayla, me, Andrew.
Meet up with Andrew, celebrate.
And happy birthday to Nikki.
She is turning six this weekend on Sunday.
Okay, Nicky.
Nikki turning six.
Congratulations.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumpalinos.
At thee.
And keep it here because after this, we got the homie.
Helpline.
Is fire 106.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie helpline.
Brandy needs our, no, yeah, needs our help.
She said, hi, brown bag, I need some help.
So I recently found out my boyfriend has an only fan's account, but is using my photos.
Huh.
What?
Those are my private photos.
I've sent him and he used them on only fans like if it's me and he's the one making that money.
All right.
She said there's times he makes a special request and I do it for him.
But I realized it was men asking him for those photo requests and he sold those photos on only fans.
What?
She said the way I found out was because I had a random person.
come up to me and said, hey, aren't you Barbie on OnlyFans?
And I said, uh, what?
And he shows me the account.
And they're all my photos I've sent to my boyfriend.
They don't show my face.
Also, he's the only one with those photos because I've only ever sent him those type of photos.
What do I do, Brown Bag?
Do I confront him and get my money?
Damn.
Wow.
Yeah.
I want to know how much it is.
Well, how much do you pay?
Huh.
Depends on my girl.
On average, on average, how much do you pay for pick?
One of you has to be on OnlyFans and can tell us more about this.
One of you has to have done it for research purposes.
I've always wanted to do it for research purposes.
Okay.
But like I've looked up girls.
Not do only fans.
Not do.
But like, be a customer.
Be a customer.
Well, that girl that I knew, she'd be $20.
What?
What?
$20 a subscriber?
$20?
Oh, got you, got you.
That's the one she made $10,000.
Okay, so apparently her man is guising as her on on only fans.
My thing is, she's not even upset that he's doing that.
She's just upset.
He don't have the money.
That's the issue.
I thought she would be more outraged about the invasion of privacy.
Exposing her like that.
The, what is it, distribution of my.
Right.
That's the craziest part.
But she's like, all right, they're already out there.
Might as well get my money out of it.
And I'm also wondering how they recognize.
was her without her face showing.
Oh, you could tell.
That was a weird thing.
How?
Like, you're walking outside, but she don't show her face.
All I could think about is maybe a tattoo.
That's what I was saying.
That's all I could think about it.
Like, possibly, but that's still like how.
I mean, that's a little creepy if someone was just like, hey, I've seen that tattoo.
Yeah.
But also, like, she doesn't have access to it.
It's like maybe he has like the profile pictures.
Yeah, I was supposed to see that too.
That's what a lot of girls do.
Guys.
All the photos posted.
are don't show her face.
Got it.
That's what he's telling her.
How do you know this is possible?
From what I've heard.
Got it.
Okay.
He probably links her socials to it too.
It's crazy.
I wonder what she thinks
when her man's like,
hey, I have a special request
for these photos I want from you.
That part creeps me out.
Put your leg over your head.
Can you put a spoon between your toes?
No, but like your man telling you
we have a special request.
Yeah.
So you're going to do the chicken dance, right?
Mm-hmm.
The chicken dance.
All right.
Y'all got some crazy requests.
Say.
No, that's wild.
It's definitely crazy.
She has a pimp.
Shout out to baby girl.
I don't know your name because Vic said like multiple.
But she wants to know if she's going to confront him and get her money.
That's all.
Yeah, she should.
What do I do, brown bag?
Do I confront him and get my money?
All right?
Let's toss that to you.
What do you think?
And do you know of this Barbie girl on OnlyFans?
Yes, send me the link.
What's a trip to me, too, is like, OnlyFans is the Internet.
OnlyFand isn't like a local place or whatever.
How someone in person could have seen her and be like, boom, right here.
OnlyFans.
This is you right.
And also he couldn't get more creative with the name.
I'm sure there's a million Barbies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like looking at the photos and if he's like, this is you, I don't know.
That's true.
That is just like super creepy.
Yeah.
Right?
Because it's like, especially this guy.
Is this you here all these photos of your hoo-ha and your.
Yeah.
And your ladies.
That's literally insane to me.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, because, you know, people are creeps these days, and they can see you.
And, like, when they know that you post these type of photos, like, they're going to be more aggressive, you know, a lot of time.
So it's like, that just puts her in danger.
And this guy doesn't care about her.
And watch this dude just made, like, 50 bucks.
Yeah.
Oh.
That'd be the bad part.
No, that's it.
It can't be because if someone can recognize you, you're probably popular on there.
I don't know how marketing is.
And if someone can recognize you locally, that means you have to have that, like, big of a little following.
Top 10%.
Okay, so let's help, baby girl.
Dang, and what would you do if you found this out?
Like, the person that you're with is low keeping catfishing other people as you, making money as you.
Pimping you.
Yeah.
This is pimping as well.
And he just wanted to see you.
He's here.
It's 5-106.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you.
The homie helpline.
Brandy needs our help.
Yes, she needs.
All right.
Brandy has a boyfriend.
Her boyfriend set up an only fan's account using her photos and all the photos that he's,
she sent him over time and makes special requests and she does it.
And then she found out that he's selling them and making money and she's not getting any of it.
Which is for sure crime and very serious.
For sure.
Absolutely.
That's not okay.
of her whole privacy.
That's what came to mind first.
Just like sue him, talk to the police, all of that for sure.
But I'm thinking it's more about finding out.
Like what, like this is my man.
He's been doing this.
There's people coming up to me recognizing me for it.
Or like trying to be like, hey, are you Barbie on OnlyFans?
Yeah.
And she's like, dog, what?
What do I do now?
Yeah.
So she's asking if she should confront him and get her money.
But also it's like we think about like, you know,
today, tomorrow, next week
of how this is affecting her, but, like,
think about 20 years from now.
Those photos are still going to be circulating.
I mean, even, like, trust in general
with this person.
Yeah.
Like, how do you continue?
You're not going to continue.
It doesn't say how long they've been together
or nothing, like, to see how serious this is.
But, I mean, this itself is wild.
And, like, you have to, like,
identify yourself to get on OnlyFans.
Like, you have to, like, upload a picture of your ID
and stuff like that.
Yeah, you know a lot.
I've been around
but
you're like he's on
only fan
no no no no
that's the sign up process
bro
yeah
how do you know the sign of process
I know it
yeah how though
yeah
I've done some research
yeah
talk to some women
you know what did you sign up
I know I didn't sign up
who did you help sign up
who did you help sign up
what's your name
Brandy
I'm just
I'm her favorite
so I'm wondering
if I could
submit a special request
also but
that's for another
another time. However, yeah, you have to like upload, like, photo, like your ID and stuff like that.
So he probably one day was like, hey, babe, like, can I buy your ID really quick? Like, it's like this whole
just like it's like, it's all be done for sure. It's messed up that he's like, you know, slowly like,
maybe this was his plan all along or something. She wants to see what the price is though.
That's a thing. You got, no, but that does make me think what, what was he doing the day he was
like, you know what? He was broke, clearly.
Legit
But you know what
This is what I'm gonna do
Like this is how I'm gonna do it
No for sure
I mean
It's messed up
It's a pretty wild
Like thought to even have
Like way to go about
Getting back
In no way am I saying
This is correct
But like he must have been like
Down bad
Down bad to be like
This isn't my last option
Because if it wasn't his last option
And it was just like an option
Like bro you are you are evil
And by the way
It's not an option
No it's not
That's all I'm saying.
It's not an option.
But what was he up to?
Or was he on there?
And he was like, dog, my girl.
The girl got it.
All these girls.
Matter of fact, she just sent me.
Eureka.
Boom.
I can make some money.
Hi, IDs right here.
Boom.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there had to be that like a aha moment for him.
He thought he had a brain blast like in Jimmy Neutron.
Anyways, she finds out that he is doing this.
And now she wants to know, should I come from him and keep this money?
what should I do about this?
She's definitely concerned about the bread
because it's like if you're making bread on my name
and people are recognizing me for it.
Yeah, that means she's popping.
That means I'm popping.
Yeah, maybe she's not so like opposed to sharing those photos
now that they're out.
Maybe it doesn't make her feel like weird,
but it also just is like,
you're just profiting off of me for no reason.
Yeah.
Could cut out the middleman.
Isn't that like something that happens?
What is that called when that happens?
What?
Pimmon.
Oh.
Yeah.
All over the world.
The fancy cars.
The winner of the cabia.
We got Precious from La Puente on the line.
What's up precious?
Precious.
Buenos Diaz, Brown Bagu.
Hey.
Buenos deez, mamacita.
What would you tell baby girl Brandy or Barbie on OnlyFans?
Yes, for Miss Barbie.
I'm like 99% sure that's illegal activity.
For sure.
Money aside, I believe.
believe she should get the authorities involved and have him held accountable because it's like
you guys were saying earlier that's a threat to her safety in society you got random fools walking up
to her on the street like oh is this you the fact that they can recognize her without a face is
terrifying that's crazy I know they said no face no case but apparently no only fans they can still
tell body must be crazy right I'm like that that's way way too comfortable and just just nasty on his
part for doing that to her.
What?
Do you have an only fans?
No?
I do not have an only fans, but not going to lie, I think about it in this economy.
Hey, with the name like precious?
Yeah, yeah, you started somewhere.
Nothing wrong with your name, but I would definitely see what's precious about it.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
Not in your side.
Thank you.
Hey, this is not motivation.
to start, don't get any ideas.
Don't get any ideas, anybody.
And if you do, I want 10% because I'm the one
that thought about it.
Oh, my own.
Hey.
He says like Randy's boyfriend, Pippen.
Let me not make any executive decisions
while we out here in the streets, okay, like.
Come on.
For sure, especially knowing, like, you could be on there.
You don't even know.
Have you ever sent anything that could land on OnlyFans?
Like, that's OnlyFans worthy?
Thankfully not.
I try to keep it.
as Christian.
As Christian.
Amen.
Amen.
But I do know that is a real risk to women and men, and that's nothing to play around with.
So he's nasty for doing that.
He definitely doesn't have her interest or love and care at heart.
And I think she could, she should seek the authorities.
And, you know, she'll get financial compensation that way for sure.
Yeah, that part.
There we go.
Get your breath that way.
Really?
And then if you want to go ahead and start,
You already got a following, like a built-in following.
If you wanted to.
That's your own, of your own free will.
My God, you're already locked in a girl.
Come on.
They'd be recognized you in these streets.
We didn't get right nice.
Gee.
You got some pointers for her.
Yeah.
There you have it.
Brandy Barbie.
Brandy Barbie.
If you were definitely thinking, what should I do?
Should I confront him?
I'm thinking don't confront him.
I'm thinking because that allows him time to delete everything or to come up.
with something
and thing of the nature.
You got to, no, you got to hit up
like your local police station
or a lawyer.
For the same of the same.
For this type of stuff,
that's wild, you guys.
Assuming he made money.
I mean, regardless, like, police,
I think he'll do both.
If she had to do special requests,
she's not doing it for free.
Yeah, that's money.
Those are, like, individualized.
How much is it?
Like, sometimes, like, 30 bucks,
like, per video.
Dang.
Yeah.
So it's like, imagine, like, he's making bread.
Yeah.
That's, he is.
Pretty cheap.
Who are you subscribed to?
We get it.
You guys are our own fans.
He has lady friends.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
But yes, as far as this is concerned.
That now treats me out about everybody else that's on only fans.
Not going to lie.
Like if you're there for real or if there's another thing I play or like somebody else.
Or like somebody else is controlling their.
Yeah.
Remember there was that case of Ruby Rose had like she has an only fans.
Really?
And so when she posted like.
this guy that, like, subscribed her, paid for, like, a private chat.
Okay.
And they were just talking back and forth.
And he's like, wow, I can't believe you would do this to Drusky because, you know, her and
Drusky are dating.
Reportedly allegedly.
And so he was like, wow.
And she's like, he's like, he's just a friend.
And then he's like, wow, Drewski's girls talking to me, y'all.
Yeah.
And everybody was like, bro, that's not her.
I promise.
Like, you're not, you're talking to a lot.
Maybe like the assistant or something.
Yeah, like you're talking to somebody else.
It's not actually her.
And it's also scary because, like, you see it a lot of social media.
where people take
a whole profile from somebody
and create a new one
and then they pretend
like they do stuff like that.
Like have OnlyFans and
bribe people into paying for stuff.
Jeez.
Scary.
Scary world.
Keep it here.
It's right one oh six.
Hey! Sambra Sala
with Angie.
Okay.
The Kelsey brother stink.
Oh, like literally.
Like they smell.
One of them at least, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They both.
Yeah.
But I'm saying they smell.
Their last name is Kelse.
Yeah, it's not Kelsey.
They still say Kelsey, though.
It's Kelse.
A lot of people refer to them as Kelsey.
But, yeah, it is.
Everybody's wrong.
The Kelse brothers.
Boom, Shagalaka.
They stink.
Because Jason Kelsey.
Kelse.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
I need to get used to that.
He said Taylor Swift's brother-in-law.
Okay.
He caused up a stir online about his hygiene, saying pretty much people are assuming that after
he said this, he smells.
And it all started on Twitter
because somebody said like Jason Kels
I'm getting the right
He's like he looks like a man that doesn't wash his feet or his legs
To which he replies back
He didn't make it any better
He replied back and he said
What kind of weirder washes his feet?
Oh wow
Then he doubled out because people were going in saying like
I like Cochino like you probably smell all that stuff right
And he said like all you
All of you have been fed
Lies that washing
every day your crevice body and hair
all the time it's somehow better or
healthier hot spots meaning
like your bud like your privates all that stuff
he's like all that is necessary and actually
leads to cleaner healthier skin
according to him
hot spots yeah he's pretty much
he's saying into WebMD
yeah yeah I don't know he's saying he only washes
his hot spots pretty much that's what he's saying that all you need
to be doing is big yeah washing your hot spots
like not even your hair not even like your feet legs
nothing like that.
So he's like taking sponge baths?
I don't know what he's doing.
Bird baths?
Yeah.
See,
that's like the problem though.
It's like,
okay,
that somebody randomly came for him.
Yes,
on Twitter.
Just because like he's a sun dodger,
whatever,
right?
And it's like,
and because of that,
he's proving the stereotype right
that like a lot of white people
don't wash their legs
and like,
I've never heard of that video.
Yeah,
it's like,
you've never heard of that before?
No.
No.
Yeah,
I've heard it before.
So it's like,
now it's like making it like,
yeah,
it's actually,
true and now they're going to think everybody else is like that.
Well, yeah. And he went on his podcast with his brother called New Heights.
Where my feet had just been like,
Yes, I wash my feet. You're not washing. No.
Yes, I am. You're like everybody else. When you look down, if there's visible dirt on them,
I'll scrub the dirt off. I don't even touch my feet. Why the fuck when I wash my feet?
I'm not touching my feet unless I'm clipping my toenails. People are like, oh, this guy's got
athlete's foot. People don't even know how athletes foot works. That has nothing to do with washing
your feet in the fucking shower.
Oh man
He tripled down
Yeah
I'm wondering if he's
I mean
He's in the water
So clearly he's in the shower
Right
Yeah
I'm wondering if he means
By like scrubbing him
And like putting soap on him
So like he's standing still in there
But he's not focused on like cleaning it
It's from what I'm taking from it
Yeah
Like it's more so like
Just a
I guess that
Soap falls on his legs
And he's like that's good
Yeah.
It's unnecessary explaining.
Like, he don't need to be explaining all that.
You shower and you don't shower.
Like, someone clowned him because they said he looks like that.
Because I get it.
He looks scruffy.
Right.
He has like a large build.
This is, this is not Travis Kels's brother, right?
Yeah.
And he's more, like, what's his position on the?
He's a lineman.
Yeah, like, which essentially is that body type, right?
Yeah.
So someone's like, he don't look like he shower.
Yeah, he looks dirty.
But you guys wash your feet like that?
consistently? Like what's all that? You remember?
No. No, it's the same here.
No. Like, when I'm in the shower, like, when I'm in shower, I'm not like, let me lift my foot up and like scrub at it.
That's what I started thinking about that. I'm like, I don't even know like the times that I actually do that.
Besides like when I go to a.
Angie, you smell now.
Wow.
He talking to smack and you don't watch it.
People don't even know that that's not even how you make athletes for her.
I don't know. I get pedicures. Okay. That's close enough.
That's good enough, I should say.
I scrub my feet.
You do?
Yeah, and I have beautiful feet.
So I don't know if there's a correlation there.
I don't know.
Point to him you're not healthy.
I do every, like, I do maybe once a week.
Like, maybe scrub it, but I'm not like focused on it.
Yeah.
It's not like a point of like, okay, make sure.
Yeah, because it feels weird.
I don't know why.
Do you laugh?
Do you laugh while you're scrubbing your feet?
Yeah, I'm tick a little.
Yeah.
Breaking the shower.
Laughing again.
But I think there's always going to be some type of like, oh, you don't do this in the shower.
No, you don't do this in the shower.
Oh, you don't got this in the shower.
Like whether you use a freaking lufa or you use a freaking hand towel, like whether you're like.
Use a bar so.
Yeah.
It's always going to be something of why it's ill gross.
True.
And there's just a lot of like just cultural differences or just even household differences.
Like whatever your parents teach you is what you're going to end up doing unless somebody else teaches.
You're different.
You still have suave?
Suave.
No.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Do your parents tell you how to scrub your body in the shower?
Yeah, I'm sure.
You know, when you're taking a bath, when you're like a baby.
Yeah.
You know, they're just helping.
True.
But we can all agree that we all wash her hair, right?
No, I don't.
Every day.
Because I heard it's bad.
Yeah.
You're supposed to wash your hair every day.
When you have long hair.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because this fool also said that he doesn't wash his hair.
Like, he doesn't remember the last time he did.
I haven't washed my hair in, like, months.
I can't even tell you that's up to wash my hair.
Unnecessary. It's completely unnecessary.
And I don't stink. That's the thing.
Traps, do you be honest now? Don't you lie?
Do I stink?
Your pits smell, and you say you wash your pits.
So that might be made to stop.
You might need to stop washing your pits.
I mean, it might be true.
There's sarcasm. There's sarcasm. There's sarcasm in there for sure.
But I think he's serious about not washing his hair.
Yeah, I think he's, well, you can kind of tell his, his, his beard is very scruffy.
And he looks very, like, dry.
Yeah.
And, like, he doesn't necessarily manage it.
Mm-hmm.
And I also think, like, when you're an athlete, like, they usually shower after every workout.
True.
Like, they're not, does it mean, like, they're, like, full-on, like, body?
But, like, they rinse off.
Because they sweat.
And then, you know, if you go home and do the same thing, and you do that twice a day.
It's probably, like, what we consider washing hair and what he considers washing hair is very different.
I don't think, well, again, Titch's own.
I'm not in the with the full.
No.
I think they were joking, one.
But two, it's just different from different people.
Some people you say, do you wash your hair and you think they don't even get in the shower
if they don't wash their hair up?
You just wash your body.
A body shower.
Whatever.
But if someone says, oh, I'm just washing my body well.
You're just putting water on it.
Like, you don't have to go into crazy explanations for it.
True.
Just as long as you don't smell around me, we could.
Right.
You smell, apparently.
Teach you on whatever your routine is, boom.
Shagalaka.
That's true.
Everybody's body type is different, too.
So, yeah.
I guess they don't smell.
But to me, they're saying that his pittes.
smell, but...
I don't know, Angie, you said
you don't watch your feet.
You might be a little smell.
You like a petty care.
Do you watch your pants?
Yes.
And I put lemon.
Don't look at them now.
I'm so insecure.
All right, that's it for Sondra Salab.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm proud of when I was sick.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from,
Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Somebody is missing out on Hela bread.
And we're going to tell you
to go
that money if you haven't already if you have a lot of ticket just hanging around town
hanging around you might be the winner so uh apparently in december uh at sk
at sk market at sk gas station on national in los angeles there was a lot of tickets sold and it won
it won the lottery 2.9 million dollars yeah wow wow no one's claimed it it it expires today today
is your your deadline i didn't know they had expiration not going to lie today is your deadline an
to claim this money.
All right.
If you don't, all that money goes to schools.
Somebody.
Yeah.
Not the kids.
Yeah.
Not the kids.
If the ticket goes unclaimed, the 2.9 million will go to the public schools in California.
Which low key with all of like public schools even get stuff just because someone wins in talent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you mean a 10?
Like every kid that goes to school, they get money for that too.
No, no, no.
But for someone to win a lot, like if someone wins a lot of ticket in California.
the schools get funded somehow
some way, right?
A piece of it.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
We're not going to play about it.
It's great.
Our kids better have the most
up-to-date technology
because within the last year alone,
there's been hella winners
of hell lot of tickets.
Just by that fool alone,
that won that those two Billy are our homie?
Yeah, Edwin.
Edwin.
They should be getting bread.
The store gets bread.
Yeah.
Everybody gets bread.
But my dad,
that just keeps buying a lot of tickets
and never wins.
Eventually he'll win.
Well, maybe he has a team.
Eventually.
Yeah.
And I don't think he goes around that way.
Yeah, yeah.
But, yeah, you have until today at 5 p.m.
To claim it.
That would suck if you realize it later.
Yeah, like a week later.
A week later.
And you're like, oh, my God.
Every lotto player is nightmare.
Right, that you lost that ticket.
Like, I have it in my jeans.
I watched it.
Like, I'm legit thinking, like, if I ever go around there,
because I'm my lot of tickets sometimes,
I'm like, did I go around there?
No, Mackey.
No, maybe you might have.
Check your lot of tickets.
The numbers are 8, 23, 4.
44, 45, and 53.
Oh, yeah, I have that in my pocket right here.
Oh, yeah, it's right here. Hold on.
I went.
Biggs.
I haven't had the time to go claim my fries.
That's it.
Yeah.
You go back to the spot.
You bought it up.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, you can call them up.
I'm always confused because my, uh, Theo and Theo, they're like religious scratcher players.
Okay.
And so they always play and then they'll be like, hey, you want something?
I'm like, okay, cool.
Like, I'll give them 20 bucks and then we play.
Yeah.
I never know if I win or lose and I'm like, tell me if I won.
Yeah.
Or lost.
You know what I'm saying?
It's okay.
You're their sponsor.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So yeah, like I'm sure maybe this person, like you said, like thought they didn't get the winning
tickets or something and it's just like, ah, who cares?
Let me throw this away.
No, I didn't win.
You didn't win?
No, I never go around there.
You didn't win the area?
Yeah.
Loser!
I was just scan the ticket now, and it tells you if you're a winner.
Oh, right away.
But I think that's what happens.
You think you, like, if you don't see that you got all the numbers,
because sometimes if you don't get all the numbers, you don't win anything.
Yeah.
So you feel like, oh, okay, I didn't win anything.
And this particular ticket didn't get all the numbers.
I think it was missing that mega number.
That's the, you got $2.9 million dollars waiting for you, bro.
That's, all right.
In this economy, you better go.
You better dig up in that trash.
Angie, AI.
I can't.
No, because now Adobe, like Photoshop, now it lets you tell, like, if somebody AI the image.
Yeah.
Have you tried or what?
No.
Bras.
I get in trouble now.
But, hey, you're missing out some money full.
And if you get it because you listen to us, just spot us something.
Oh, no, give us all of it.
Get us copy one day.
They're not going to give us all of it.
We wouldn't give us all of it.
No, brother.
You're not wrong about it.
She's like 20K.
Come on.
Keep it here.
Spragling with the homies.
The homie?
Gregorio.
Leti.
What's up, who?
Dr. Leslie on TikTok is making me mad.
I don't know who that is.
Is that a real doctor?
No, she's kind of, but in like different ways.
She does like parenting, safety videos, crime.
So she calls herself Dr. Leslie.
Okay.
She's going viral.
So she's not a real doctor.
She's not a doctor.
She probably has a doctor.
When are we doctor checkers, bruh.
She doesn't have an honorary doctor.
Since I saw this girl.
She did fake BBLs on Instagram.
She went in jail.
Why did you go to her?
I didn't go to her.
I just seen the story.
I'll make sure.
Free console.
People are aware.
Anyways, she's making me mad because she's going viral talking about people who return carts at the store.
Okay.
And she says she does not do that at all.
Listen to this.
I'm not returning my shopping cart.
And you can judge me all you want.
I'm not getting my groceries into my car.
getting my children into the car
and then leaving them in the car
to go return the cart.
So if you're going to give me a dirty look,
fuck off.
Feel it.
I'm mad.
I feel it.
Yeah, there's two types of people.
Well, there's probably three types of people.
People that don't return the car,
people that do return the car,
and people that just like return them to the wrong place.
That is I.
I'm there.
I'm there.
All of you guys are not returning your cars
to the little...
I make an effort.
It's something.
Sometimes for me.
It just depends what I'm doing, where I'm going.
Also, yeah, if I have my son in the car and the thing is super far, I'm not doing that.
Right.
It takes five seconds to walk over that.
Yeah, but you have a kid.
Yeah.
Unattended child?
I think it depends too, right?
So I'm not going to be a jerk and, like, leave the cart in the middle of, like, another
parking space.
There's usually, like, little, these little, like, square.
How do you know that even exist?
Have you ever done it?
Yeah, it sounds like he's done it before.
Have you ever done it?
No.
Like, never not even one time?
Never.
Not once.
Not once.
Not once.
I always put it like in between where two cars would come in.
Because there's space.
And now they can't get in their car.
Yeah, there is space because usually those little boulder things.
The divider.
Like honestly, if we didn't leave like the carts where they weren't supposed to be, like, wouldn't that take somebody's job?
That would.
Because I feel like if I'm a cart picker-upper, that I make a game out of it.
No.
And I'm like, do-do-loom.
And it's like, oh, if I'm getting the one on the side, I get a bonus point.
Yeah.
The one that's like half on the curb, half on the street.
That's what I do.
It's like snake.
You remember when you need to get the dots?
Yes.
You just add it.
I feel like if I was a cart picker up, I would make a little game out of it.
Because once they got all the carts, wow, they look super tight.
Yeah.
That was one of my first jobs.
I did that.
Cart pick up.
Yes, I picked up cards.
It was not fun.
I don't believe you.
You sound like your name.
The target in my house.
You were a car pick up.
You were a car pick up.
What's the name of the occupation?
Oh, I forgot.
Cardi?
Parking lot manager?
Asset protection?
You're part of like the warehouse type of thing.
Yeah, like that's kind of weird.
But anyways, yeah, I did that.
It would piss me off because I would, all right, all the 10, I get like 10, 15, 20 cards.
And then there's one all the way over there in the corner by itself, not in the freaking return basket.
But that's your jurisdiction.
Right.
I'm trying to like, why are you, if your job is a car technician.
Yes.
Then why are you mad about it?
Your field tech.
Yeah.
Because.
Exactly.
What if there was none?
And then they'll be like, you know what?
We just should eliminate the question.
There's a cart return area.
That's where you return the cart.
When you got the one that was out over there, because you don't know if it was an elderly
woman, a lady with kids.
And like, you don't know if it was like something that was, they couldn't do it.
Yeah.
And then your manager sees you and says, look at Greg, making that extra effort.
Look at them.
Oh, yeah.
They could have made that extra effort going back with the cart.
No, they don't.
They made a lot of effort paying.
but they still took the cart all the way over there.
My question is this.
They can take it back.
They walked over there.
When you're done,
collecting all your cards
and after that fun game,
what is your job?
What do you do?
What do you do after?
Clean the restroom.
Okay, so you'd rather do that?
Yeah, what do you want to do?
They'll take away that.
They'll take away that job.
I think is that we're picking up cards every 30 minutes
because people can't return the cards.
Exactly.
Do you want to clean toilet?
Or do you a card technician?
Imagine if everybody.
Manipulate each other versus us
It was kind of cool.
This is really cool to why.
It's really cool.
Yeah, it's really cool.
It was annoying because every 30 minutes
he'd be like, Greg, the carts are in the middle
of the parking lot, please go get them.
Instead of people returning them.
Max, you know, and I'll tell Greg he did to himself
because the way he was dressed.
I think you did to yourself.
Yeah.
The way you were doing to send you out
to get some cards too.
You look athletics.
Yeah.
Yes, it's your phone grabbing those nice calves.
Yeah, well.
And those short shorts.
Every 30 minutes.
A picture that every 30 minutes.
you had to go pick up somebody else's car
because of how far away.
If they were to return it in the car thing,
I wouldn't have to be called every 30 minutes.
But that's your job.
But then what else would you do?
They might give you less hours.
No.
Which is not a bad thing to do either, just saying.
Give you less hours?
I don't know.
Bro, think about it, right?
You're wearing short shorts.
These girls in the car.
She left their car.
She said, look at this tall.
Target work.
He's not in the car.
Well, I'm all sweaty.
Car technology.
And a freaking yellow jacket.
Working hard.
A man in a uniform.
That's all.
Yeah, Greg, I don't know what your problem with this.
I think it's a great idea.
Return your carts.
The people who don't return carts are honestly like beacons of the community.
For sure.
You're welcome.
You're increasing your job, your hour.
It's inconvenient.
Every place that has a cart would lose two employees if we returned them.
Yeah.
Think about it.
You want people to not have jobs?
I do this for my city.
Yeah.
So now you're going to return.
This is going to make me feel so much more like okay with myself when I don't return the car.
Because what I end up doing.
Because what I end up doing.
because I have two toddlers dog.
Yeah.
So I'll try to park close so that I can just get the car in and out
because it is a tough thing.
Like, are I'm going to leave the kids or do I put them away with the car
and then take them down and then they're fighting to get back to the car.
And I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's about mothers?
You're not a parent.
Turn the AC on.
Strap them in the car for five seconds.
No.
Turn the car on.
That's a crime.
That's a crime.
These little kids how they get out of their safety belts?
Yeah.
You know what, Greg, you're just upset because in life, you are that cart on the other side of the parking lot.
By itself.
And you feel like no one is going over there to grab you.
Yeah, exactly.
I am the car.
But look at us.
We have grabbed you.
Yeah.
And then come down.
Look, we want to point in our sneaking.
Yeah.
We're happy to do it.
So now you're going to return your cart.
Come over here.
We brought you inside.
We're all card technicians.
No, now you're going to go get that lonely cart.
You are that lonely cart in the Target parking lot.
He looks so sad now.
My little Greg.
You have a hug?
Yeah, I think so.
Let's talk it out, Greg.
Thank you for that, Greg.
I appreciate you by that.
You ever have an experience with someone and be like, man, I've got to be a better person.
All the time?
Like, experience someone like super kind.
Yes.
And you're just like, what are you thinking, Angie?
A bad experience.
Oh, no, no, no.
No.
She's saying like you ever meet somebody.
Like you see how the greatest human being.
All the time.
But you know what?
Naturally good they are and you're like wow I got work to do yeah I just think like you're going to heaven
Yeah because that's it yeah yeah that's it you don't secretly hope that they're evil no no no
You're always so happy so positive and you're just like man to be like shout out to our reception is if you ever get the honor to come to power 106 and claim tickets or like wait in the lobby yeah that's our reception is kira
So I go to the restroom hi kira hey letty hey letty have you ate breakfast no she's like oh
oh, okay, like, here I have this sandwich.
And it was a very bomb breakfast.
I just ate him for an all of y'all.
I don't know that it was just so delicious.
And then I'm like, oh, I hope I didn't eat her breakfast.
Like, I hope she didn't give me her breakfast.
And then Ramona tells me that Kiera does that.
She's like, she just does that sometimes.
Like, she thinks maybe someone else will be hungry.
So she buys extra food just in case someone else is hungry, dog.
I'm hungry.
I know you're going to hear this.
She's just driving and she pulls up, she gets her food and she's like,
someone at work might be hungry, let me grab some food.
That's so sweet.
My dad was then on light.
Yeah, when she did it out like, she's going to heaven.
Yeah.
From the heavens above.
Her name's Kiara.
I'm kind of hungry.
Don't be hungry.
She just got pace.
This plays in the hallways.
I know she can be able to hear this.
Just so you don't care.
And you were so kind and made me feel like, wow, I got to set my kindness game of.
Yeah.
Bruh.
Because if somebody told you, they're hungry, what do you say?
Let's order food.
Oh, okay.
But she's doing it without anybody else or anything.
Pure.
That's pure.
Just pure.
Like, hey, and how many times did she bought it?
And then no one is, like, hungry around her, so she has, like, extra food.
She probably goes and gives it to somebody.
I know.
She's, like, the type of person that, like, sees, like, an unhoused and then is, like, buying them a bunch of stuff.
There, you have to take it there.
We definitely need you to be more kind, sir.
What?
Yes.
But shout of Kira.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Enjoy you.
The other day we went to go eat, and when we're leaving, there was like this, the boys are my sons, my five and six girls.
They're cute.
They're dressed the same all the time.
People are like, oh, my God, are these queens?
And they're happy.
And look, look, we go eat in these places where there's not really that many little kids there, right?
So it was this.
Steakhouses.
It was this.
Just say, I got a steakhouse.
Okay.
No, bro.
Pauze.
God.
It was just more adult
client tail than being in his boss.
Yeah.
The text breakfast is different as well, you know.
I don't know.
Look.
Anyway, we were walking out and the,
there was a man eating chudels.
Like, literally he had ordered chudels for the table or whatever.
And he sees the boys and he's like, hey, you guys want some chudels?
And I normally don't accept stuff from strangers.
But it was a really nice gesture.
Yeah.
And then they got it.
And I was, we were walking to the car.
Luisito's like, Mom, that was so kind.
That was such a kind thing.
and his eyes are watering.
Like, let me do sentimento to my littlest one,
my five-year-old, that a stranger gave him churots.
And I'm like, bro, you just had, I gave you chudels too.
Like, I gave me churals because we ordered them for you.
No, no, no, but I'm like, you never say that when I gave me.
You never cry when I give you stuff.
Yeah.
But it was just cute.
Like, just be kind today.
Like, if you can.
I don't know.
You don't have to order X.
Hey, it's Friday.
Maybe you got paid.
You could order another coffee and be like, hey, I just got this in case someone
want to.
Maybe you order like a traveler of coffee or something.
Yeah, maybe you're trying to travel coffee for the food.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I hope that stays in your conscience, Greg.
All right.
But make sure there's like options for milk in case someone like voximo exists and they don't touch dairy.
Like they need like almond milk.
Or go to the drive-thru and do the thing where you buy the person behind you.
Yeah.
I've always wanted to do that.
Do it.
Start it today.
You can't even buy his coffee.
Yeah.
Like why would you drive to buy his coffee?
That's why I'm not kind because of people like that.
that, Angie just ruins it for me.
You can't even buy anybody else coffee.
You're like, you know what?
Everybody said, I'm 20 bucks.
You were late.
So were you.
No, she wasn't.
No, I wasn't.
She was more late than I was.
No, Angie's consistently on time.
Always evil and never late.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And look at that consistency.
I love it, baby girl.
Not evil to me, by the way.
All right.
But we do have some news to talk to you about,
especially my guys out there.
There's no real intro for it.
this.
But I think it's new tech and I want to hear technical.
So let's do it.
We'll do it.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not up on modern technology.
Yes.
New tech.
No.
Browlopan.
Hey, hey, take my shirt off.
Take my shirt off.
Fashion Nova has got the short kings covered this summer.
Wow.
This is crazy.
This is new tech right here.
This is new tech.
So they decided to drop a high increase insult for men.
Shut up.
So it's an insult that you put into your shoe and it adds, it goes up to 1.76 inches.
Bro.
That's really good.
That's really good.
That might make me like six feet.
Yes.
All the 5-Elevens?
Yes.
Almost six feet.
Wow, this is so dope.
I don't have to get my knees done anymore.
But yeah.
It's just something you put in your shoe?
It's just a regular insult.
And it's only for dudes?
It's only for.
I don't like that.
And you know what the funny thing is?
Girls have heels.
You guys have heels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But sometimes we're not trying to wear heels, dog.
Yeah, like sneakers.
Heels and platforms that you guys.
No, heels hurt.
Platforms?
Girls wear platforms.
Yeah.
I would want these so I could put them in my regular shoe, dog.
Nah, not.
Let us have something.
Oh my.
Yes, regular shoes.
Yeah.
So they're not selling a shoe.
They're just on.
Straight insoles.
Yeah.
I got to see them.
Where can I see them?
You can see them on Brownback Mornings 106.
The funny thing is that they're only five.
They're only $599,
and they're already out of stock,
and they says more coming soon.
Wow.
Put your email in, Maximo,
because I know you found out they're sold out.
You know what's crazy?
They increased the price because they were $4.49.
And I guess they sold out,
and now they put it to $5.99.
Did you buy some for a short king?
No.
They're $599.
That's cool, though.
This is all women's fault,
because we're insecure about our height because of women.
I'm not insecure.
I mean, like, I'm not saying me, but like, a lot of men are because it's like, oh, I want a six foot man.
And if you're not, if you're less than six foot, don't talk to me, little girl.
Like, you know, there's all these like things that go around.
Yeah, literally.
So I'm sure these guys are like, oh, what?
So imagine all the things we do because men say I want a girl that's this and that and this and that.
And this and that, right?
Oh, yeah.
So we're going to do it.
Let's do it both ways.
Yeah.
I have too great.
Y'all got to be tall.
Y'all can have butt pads.
I don't care.
Yeah.
We got to have booty.
We got to have braces.
We got to be in the kitchen
We got to clean
We gotta have nice tattas
All of that
Neither can we, dog
Yeah
Do makeup on all the time
Do your hair
It is such a hair
This is not a choice
I have a homey
No
So it
Close your
I wouldn't buy this
Myself
And I'm pretty
I'm fairly short
I'm also half Salvadorian
So it's just part of my heritage
It is
It is
It is God chose me
That part
What I would use those for
Is sometimes getting
On rights
that maybe you don't
I was in for kids, dog.
I have a homie that's really short,
and he always says, man, I'm a good-looking dude,
but God made me short, so I can't get any girls.
I'm going to buy them these now.
See if it works.
See, definitely increase.
Sometimes it's all in your brain, too, though.
It's for sure in your brain.
My girl's my height, so when she wears heels,
she looks way taller than me.
I'm just like, I don't care.
That's actually a flex, though, as a dude.
Like, I got a girl taller than me.
I don't know what's a flex.
Yeah, see?
But yeah, if you see me outside six-lacks selling high insoles.
You're so...
Yeah, that's where it would work the best.
Especially if they have, like, kid sizes, I'm telling you.
I think I'm selling them outside the club.
Outside the club would be way...
Oh, that's a good.
Before they walk in.
Exactly.
So should we just start, you know how they have, like, they have, like, fruit cards?
They just start...
Insul carts?
Insul cards, bro, they'll go crazy.
I'm wondering, because you put the shoe on, right?
And it makes your foot kind of rise up a little bit in the shoe.
Oh, you're going to be walking in the shoe?
No, but in the shoe?
Right.
Wouldn't that tighten the top of your foot
To the shoe?
That's what I was thinking of too.
Or you just kind of like move the tongue up or like
Loosen the laces?
It might look like the old school time
When you used to stuff them with socks
Yeah
So you might just need like a half size bigger
Why are you tiptoeing everywhere bro?
Yeah
You're like walking on a lean forward
Yeah
In like a month they're gonna be like
Hey man your calves look good
Yeah
Walking on your tippy toes brother
What?
Who's buying him?
I'll try it
I'll try it.
I'll look out.
I swear Greg is going to buy him
Her research purposes?
For research purposes
You know?
Have you tried anything, guys, to make yourself seem taller?
Have you gotten, like, maybe the Doc Martins?
Oh, I have some Doc Martins that are, like, they have platforms.
So, yeah, they make me look tall.
I don't wear them that often.
But when you wear them.
Yeah, I feel like, ooh, what?
What?
5-11?
Which are you need to reach you, baby girl.
That's why I wear, like, short shorts, because I feel like my legs are long,
so that makes me look taller.
Yeah.
That's true, though.
It's true.
My legs might have long legs, so it's like when I wear short.
The shorter your shorts, the longer your leg look.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, what about your, Maximum?
Have you done anything to seem taller?
I like Air Force's and I feel like they always, they make you a little taller.
But it's not by like, like.
Air Maxes.
Air Maximo said he used to sleep in Timberlands.
He was awake up and tall.
No way.
I said that?
I was in New York?
You've never tried to like stretch out your arms or legs or like.
That's a myth.
I thought when I was.
teenager that I was going to grow by doing that
every morning and I was like stretch so much
and I just stayed 5-9. Maybe you would have
been 5-7 if you didn't. True.
True. Like there's that part of it too.
Bro, doing the short shorts, I think
that's a little hack.
Short shorts with the insults? Bro, you know.
I'm gonna like, I'm gonna try that.
It's an optical illusion.
Oh, man.
Wembañama over here.
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