Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 228 Nudes for Sale Brown Bag Mornings (6/7/24)

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 5106 brown bag mornings whenos diaz good morning to you good morning to you hey living with your parents is fun until they parent you yeah they're scold you and they're like i'm saying this my dad lives with us too and greg and i and i and i 100% know what you're saying yeah off air gregg was late today everybody everybody even you listening look at gregg mean yeah i still made it though no no we're looking at you hold on wait for us to look at you right i feel it now i feel it with the airway shame shame shame Wow, wow. This was a couple months ago, you'd have to buy us on coffee. Yeah, thank God. But what happened with your dad?
Starting point is 00:00:37 Yeah, I was like, I woke up freaking out. I was like, my God, I'm going to be late. So I run out and I can hear him making coffee. He just turns to his right and he goes, oh, really? Yeah. All the shame. That hurts more than anything we can do. Like, you don't even get as in trouble at work as you do with your parents about you being late.
Starting point is 00:00:56 That's true. I felt so, I was like, yeah, okay, dad. Yeah. My dad is the same way because he's up this early. I don't know. Dad's love being up really early. He doesn't have to be. Yeah, worked until another two hours.
Starting point is 00:01:09 And he works with me too. And he sees the clock go like anyway past like a 5, 20, 5.30 and I'm still at home. Miha, you're late. Is that okay with them? Are they all right with that? Are you still working there? And I'm like, yeah, dad, they know. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Yeah. Wow. And I'm like, Dad, it's fine. You were good. Yeah. Yeah. But then that comes from like even being a little kid and you were late and they had to take you to school. Like this will wake me up 20 minutes before I really had to wake up like, hurry up, we're gonna be late.
Starting point is 00:01:39 And I'm like, bro. It'd be like 7.20 and they'll be telling you like, it's already eight. It's super late. You're late. Yeah. That's why I got PTSD from like high school. My dad will do that. He'd wake me up like an hour and a half early.
Starting point is 00:01:49 The DNA is in this. Yeah. Must be nice. I know. What about you, my mom? My dad's in R.A.M. I am, Steve. Deep in it somewhere.
Starting point is 00:02:00 My dad would be ashamed if you knew the truth. But my grandma, when I used to live with my grandma, yeah, and she would knock on the door and be like, miho, no was to work. And I'm like, no work today. That hurts more than like your boss or anybody. Maximo, who would be that for you in your lane? The buzz driver.
Starting point is 00:02:22 He'd be like, hey, if you don't get here at 720, the bus is going to leave you. No, I'm kidding. My mom is a tiguan. Oh, oh. Yeah. It's a joke. Muckimo just wants to be in so bad.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Yeah. I need drama, okay. He wants to parent that was TikTok, you know? That cares what time he shows up places? No, honestly, I can't remember if I woke up by myself or someone woke me up. Oh, Maximo. You would have to wake yourself with? Probably.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Because you would wake and make, no? Bye. Not that's a lie. Younger, Yvimo. Would you scold yourself? In the mirror? Yeah. Take a minute.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Look at me what you want. Stop looking away. Look, it's Friday, you guys. Right. We're having a great day. Pay day. Baby, baby. You want pay day.
Starting point is 00:03:12 We want coffee from the egg. Look, I'm so excited about this fight that's going down June 15th. It's already around the corner, you guys. June 15 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. And we got tickets on tickets for this fight. give away this morning. Davis versus Martin. Benavides is taking on Zildick. I tried to say that fast for these fools. But. He still said it.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Very fast. Let's slow it down. Snowmow. Zoldin. All right. We got two tickets to the BBC pay-per-view event. It's going down on Prime Video and you get to watch it, okay, in Las Vegas. So hit us up if you're trying to go. 818-5-205-9. That's 818520109. Hit us up right now.
Starting point is 00:04:01 We got these tickets all morning long. And we got Maximo with Simper Pimp on the way. Simpa the Week. It's Friday. Oh, yeah. It's a battle of two old people. Oh. You can never, like, age out of simping.
Starting point is 00:04:17 People here is 5106. These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week. Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim. What a prestigious honor. Danny DeVito. Simbao. Nominy number one is scared to ask his ex-wife to get back together again. That's nominee number one.
Starting point is 00:04:42 So they were together for 40 years before they split. They were on and off for a little bit, but they happened to remain friends and ended up being best friends, but after being split. So now Danny DeVito's friends are saying that He wants to get back with her, but he's too scared. Aw, as big age. Yeah, he's older now.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I mean, he's still acts, which is crazy, you know. Danny DeVito, not to be confused with Joe Pesci. Yes, Danny DeVito, Matilda's dad. Yeah, not to be confused with the Home Alone Robert. The penguin from Batman. Yes. Yes. And where, would you say?
Starting point is 00:05:20 It's the Wesleyan in Philadelphia? And that one. Never seen that. Did you trust me out that you know that. Yeah. He's like the perv little bit. It's pretty popular, but it's also like kind of niche. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Yeah. What's the premise of that show? It's a show? It is a show, but. Okay. I don't know if it has a premise, right? They just hang out in the bar. Yeah, all the time.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Yeah. And he's always just being a little perv. How do you watch it? I know. I don't even know a channel. I think it's on FX. Oh. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:48 But Danny DeVito. Next, we have Cher. Yeah. Share who's going out with AE, which is Tiger's manager. Yeah. She tweeted about the incident that happened with Tyga and Travis Scott. I think it was like last weekend. At Keynes, there was a fight.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Keynes Film Festival, not Raising King. Not Raising. No, not a chicken pal. But maybe one of them was a chicken. I don't know which one. But according to Cher, it wasn't A-E because she tweeted, I'm proud of Alexander. He didn't start the fight against two men.
Starting point is 00:06:22 He finished it. Gotta love him. He got to love him. After all. Gensely creamy. She's in her men. It's like powder at that age. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Pater milk is still good milk. Yeah. When you stir it enough with some moisture. Pard milk or no milk? There you go. And it's money. Yeah. She is hyping them up.
Starting point is 00:06:48 And I mean, obviously they have a huge age gap. Well, these are the oldest nominees I've ever seen. They've been simping since the 60s. That's remarkable. Sippin since the 60s? Yes, if you don't believe me, listen to this. Listen to Cher, she's been sitting there for a long time. Aw.
Starting point is 00:07:06 All that's true because you got me. Baby, I got me. Right, but they're together. Still sunny. That was her playing the trumpet. There you go. She got her. She didn't have them, though.
Starting point is 00:07:23 You think Sunny is blowing over? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. No way. You're going to just like, what? Who's Alexander? He's 30 years old. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Shout Alexander too, though. He's always been like, he's been Tiger's day one. Like, I've seen him run through these hallways, like 10 plus years ago. Mm-hmm. And you just see them together all the time. So I could tell if Tiger isn't a problem, A.E. He's going to be. He's going to be right there.
Starting point is 00:07:46 He's going to back his homie up. But I love that shirt. Just like, yeah, that's my man. That's my man. And I take it for a young day. And the funny thing is. they actually asked A.E. About it outside. He was at the airport.
Starting point is 00:08:00 And his reply was, whatever I'm with, my B with it too. My B. He called Sherry. Yeah. And then he said, my bad, my woman. No. Initially, he said,
Starting point is 00:08:13 My B. She likes that. It also makes her. Gulously creamy. Jeez. Yeah. You know, you're right? But yes, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:23 And those are our two nominees. Our two nominees, Danny DeVito, being married for so long, same lady, same woman. The mom in Matilda is also his real-life wife. And then they broke up, then they got back together, then they broke up again, and they're saying that he wants to get back with her. They're best friends. But he doesn't know what to do. This is like a homie help line for like a 20-year-old.
Starting point is 00:08:46 For freaking almost 80-year-old. That's what I have to look forward to? Yeah, I hope not, bro. I know, bro. I know. I don't want to be that short. Wow. Well, you will.
Starting point is 00:08:57 The older you get, the shorter you're going to get. Yeah, you start shrinking. Maximo. And the Simp of the Week is... Let's go, Cher. Who. Share. Oh, yeah, she felt something.
Starting point is 00:09:20 That was sweet. A.E. B. It's Simper the Week. Women. Not a win, but A.E really wins. He's going to win a couple years. Hey, you're so stupid Leave her alone
Starting point is 00:09:36 Not if her kids have anything You say about it All right, no, let's sit Prada here Happy congratulations for being Yeah Love your man
Starting point is 00:09:44 I know she was like When it came to him fighting She used to cover that Yeah she does All right Sip Sip Sit Sit
Starting point is 00:09:57 What's the word Word on roast crans Roast crans Roar Word on Rosecrans What's the word Is Forell Williams
Starting point is 00:10:06 won't let go of his plans to make a biopic. All right. Look, Farrell announced he's making a biopic, a movie about his life, but it's not a regular movie. It's a Lego movie. Okay. That's cool. Listen to the trailer here.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Hey, Farrell. Hey, how you doing, man? You know, it'd be cool as if we told my story with Lego pieces. Seriously? Yes. Lego. Just be open. When I was a kid, I knew I was different.
Starting point is 00:10:35 And people would say, oh, that's an odd giant. And that crushed my spirit. Wow. My imagination would run super wild. Damn. Drop it like it's hot. But you brought out a smile. Holy moly guacamole.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Legendary story, yeah. Peace by peace. Peace by peace. Everyone's a Lego? Everyone is a Lego. Snoop Dog that we just heard right now. It features Snoop Dog, Gwen Stefani, Kendrick Lamar, Norrie, Justin Timberlake, Timbalin, and Jayzee. All as Legos.
Starting point is 00:11:16 What? What? Bro, when Drake Watson's into his son's room, he's going to start crying. Oh. You guys are going to ruin Legos for Drake. Yo, are they selling these? Oh, they're going to sell them. They're definitely going to sell them.
Starting point is 00:11:29 This is going to go multi-platinum. This is going to open up a whole lane for, like, hip-pop Legos. Have you all been in the Lego store? Yes, yeah. Amazing. Initially, like, I just passed by like, cool, a Lego store. No. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:11:41 No, it is a whole thing. Oh, yeah. You can create your own Lego in there. They have Lego flowers. They have Lego planes. They have Lego trees. It's a dangerous place for kids. I want the Ferrari so bad.
Starting point is 00:11:50 And no Lego costs like a dollar. No. Like 50 bucks probably like starting. I spent $70 last time I went to Disneyland because they have the Lego store there. Yeah. And Vic was like, please that, please that, please. I took him. He was like, I want two things.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Boom, 70 bucks. There. Dog. The Ferrari I want, it's like $600. Yeah, I want the Millennium Falcon. There's a Paris, uh, Eiffel Tower that you can buy and like build in your crib and just put in there. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Will you build it is the question? Yes. Yes. Yes. I have boxes of the Lego roses. Really? Yeah. I have flowers.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Like I started on them and it was cool. And then you just get like, oh my gosh. Like here's the little leaf that I have to put in a little stick and all of that. You have to have a lot of patience. A lot of patience. A lot of the focus. Bro, people build the Millennium Falcon one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I had one of the old. I was like, gifted to me as a kid, I never built it. Yeah. I was like, no. Do you still have it? No. And Farrell, in an interview that he did with Variety, he said, seven, eight years ago, everyone was doing documentaries and biopics at the time, and they were
Starting point is 00:12:50 asking him to do one, and he said, hell no, I never want to do what everybody else is doing. So this was his way to be unique. Yeah. It is very great. He's going to be so much richer now because of this. Lego Batman was like my favorite. Oh, he was going to bring that up. I can't wait to watch this one.
Starting point is 00:13:04 It's hilarious. Wow. So I wonder, you know how always the. Lego movies are always funny, comical. I wonder if he's going to make it like that too. Oh, it already is. Yeah. It's like him making fun of himself or something like that.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Yeah. Everything is just funnier with Lego. It is. Because like people come into like the room and it's like, oh yeah, can you rap for me? Da-da-da-da. It's like just from the trailer. It's already hilarious. When does it drop?
Starting point is 00:13:26 I'm not sure. They just dropped the trailer. No, they put the date. Yeah. We definitely got to go back to the Lego's two. The Lego movies, too, is like, they find the balance to cater to kids, but still cater to a joke. adults and they have jokes for both that will go over kids' heads so it's not like too
Starting point is 00:13:41 like harsh doesn't come off harsh I love it I can't wait I can't wait too all right y'all is ice spice career melting what ice spice has reportedly lost over half her monthly listeners on Spotify and people online are wondering if she's falling off and this is right after she announced her debut album Y2K will drop July 26th And she also revealed her album artwork. Oh, my birthday. Yeah. She also revealed her album artwork, which is her in a subway station with her back to the camera.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Yams all out. And on a trash can next to her, it says Y2K. And a bunch of people were stunned and asking the question, why would she put her album title on a trash can? It seems like she's setting herself up for trash jokes. This album is trash. This is garbage. Right where it belongs. People are already making them.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Yeah. And they haven't heard the album. Where can we watch this? It's on Brown 1,006 on Instagram. Yes. And then so Ice Spice actually went to her
Starting point is 00:14:44 Twitter to explain and said David Lachapel is Y2K. He's actually the one that made the artwork and he's legendary. He didn't even charge because he F's with a real B. Wow. Got it. Yes. And then she said, yes, Y2K was placed on the trash can
Starting point is 00:15:01 on purpose. Can you guess why? I had no guesses. Did she give an answer to the No, no, she just said, can you guess why? Is she calling the 2000s trash? Early 2000? I don't know. Was she born on 2000?
Starting point is 00:15:13 I think she was born in, yeah. She was born on New Year's Day 2000. Maybe she put her in trash can. I don't know. I have no idea. It was like, can you guess why? It was like. Graffiti in New York?
Starting point is 00:15:25 I don't know. I have no idea. Or she's bringing out Chris Jericho on her album. No. Why did you, Jay? No. No, no, no. Why would it be in the trash can?
Starting point is 00:15:35 Y'all got a piece. You got to peep the album cover because I don't even think the trash can title is the major controversy. The major controversy is that she is in front of a wall probably tagging, but the tagging is in front of her. Like it's over her body. Versus on the wall. And it really upset me. And I'm not a tagger. Maybe I'm a oneer sometimes.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Let me want it one. But bruh, you could have put it on the wall like if you were tagging the name. I'm not over you. Because you put the tagging against the wall somewhat. to make it look like there's tagging on the wall. Yeah. But you're in between it. You have to look at it because it's just the graphics weren't done right.
Starting point is 00:16:13 No, it wasn't. And it was like a projector actually. Oh, God. Yeah, go ahead. I personally like it. It looks like she autographed the album. That's what I was going to say. That's what it looks like.
Starting point is 00:16:23 But like the concept of like New York and all that, it would have been cool. It was just on the left side of the cement wall. There's a wall there and there's no tagging, but the thing has tagging on it. Yeah, I think that's cool. Like it looks like literally like she's part of the wall and then she's autographing. Hey, Ice Spice. Greg will keep your career alive. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Just like anything and everything that you drop. Yeah. What's up, Ice Spice? Hey. It doesn't do it for me. It reminds me of like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I love that movie. I think it's the greatest movie of all time. You do say that.
Starting point is 00:16:53 But like it's not what I want to listen to. It's not what I picture when I hear a classic album and I look at that. I'm like, yeah, that's definitely going to produce a classic album. Right. I don't know. We will see. Yeah, we'll see. All right, y'all, that was my word on Rosecrans.
Starting point is 00:17:07 I'm Rosecransvick for Brown Bag Mornings. I'm Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Oh, Angelica. Remember yesterday when we're talking about Ryan Garcia?
Starting point is 00:17:21 Ryan Garcia, a few months back, had said this about Los Angeles. I understand that, you know, Jesus is coming back, and I have predicted that there will be earthquake, June 6th. June 6th? June 6th. Any specific location or? L.A. and Vegas. June 6th. On June 6th of 2024.
Starting point is 00:17:38 All right, that's where I'm going to leave it with. Everybody get the hell out of Los Angeles. Everybody gets that. So he said that a few months back, and I brought it up yesterday because there's been earthquakes in Pasadena, right? Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I'm tripping in Angie's first comment. That's not those. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:17:53 I was like, ah, that's you guys, not me. I'm safe. But then what happened? And then, like at 4.50, I was laying in bed, and then I started feeling like a shake. And it was earthquakeing. Yes. Did you think about Ryan Garcia immediately? Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Right away, I'm like, oh my God, it's happening. I'm going to die. I'm like, the tsunami's coming. I don't know how to. The tsunami? The tsunami? You live in Santa Ana. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:16 You live in water. It was like in Newport Beach. Okay. It's still 30 minutes. Yeah, come on. You don't live that close. You don't know. Oh, she lives by the beach now.
Starting point is 00:18:25 She's rich, huh? So initially it was a 3.6 earthquake. Mm-hmm. And then like 10 minutes later, less than 10 minutes later, another earthquake. Yes. Wow. At that point. At that point?
Starting point is 00:18:34 At that point? because my mom was there too and she got all panic and I'm like I don't know should I start like putting on shoes like in case I have to run my mom's like why Angelica you're gonna be fine
Starting point is 00:18:43 I'm like no mom I'm like do I need to start packing a bag like I have cash in my bag because letti gave me cash I did give you cash emergency gas yeah all these thoughts from going through my head
Starting point is 00:18:53 I was like oh my god maybe because I was barefoot I'm like maybe I should start putting on shoes in case I need to run how big was it starts quick again it was in 3.6 and 3.4 and you're panicking that much yes because all I can think
Starting point is 00:19:05 was about the date and the prophecy and the prophecy of Ryan Garcia and the prophecy of Ryan Garcia. The prophecy? Which low key. There's nothing different from what he did and what that fool that we call. What's that fool?
Starting point is 00:19:16 Who? That Nosredamas would be like and this and the silver thing will happen and then something will happen and be like he said that it correlates directly to something that he kind of said a little bit back in his day.
Starting point is 00:19:30 So I don't know. Ryan Garcia. Something's up, brother. He knows something we don't. Ryan Garcia, can you please tell me when I should put on my shoes so I can run? I think you should put on your shoes. I'm home. I'm home.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Staying by the door. Stop poking fun at Los Angeles and saying, I know. I really thought I'm like, oh, it's not going to happen to us. That was karma for you. That was a message to you. I know. Not the full that just climbed the state saying don't climb the city. hilarious. All right, but shout out to Ryan for having
Starting point is 00:19:58 somewhat of a premonition about this. However, he was wrong. It didn't hit L.A. and it didn't hit Vegas. this is still going to be like he's got it he did say something yes that was very close enough the way he said it kind of made it feel like oh my God Jesus is coming is this going to be the big one
Starting point is 00:20:13 is the one that we've been waiting for for decades to hit L.A. Do you think he was ready? Like he was packed up or he just laid there like I'm ready to go Jesus I'm ready to go I like he was like yes what he did right the day before
Starting point is 00:20:27 is like watch when something happens tomorrow like you guys are all going to come back and like praise me or whatever the heck and he's like praise Jesus He's sitting there like any second He really thinks he's going to be like a top draft pick by Jesus Yes It was like midnight for like today for Friday
Starting point is 00:20:42 He's like it's still three more hours in Hawaii Like you still got time in Hawaii Pray to Hey But yeah He was somewhat correct Yeah yeah to a point He was very correct It did Earth Creek
Starting point is 00:20:54 I think he was gonna come to LA but because of Angie It went to oh I jinks it You're welcome What did you say What did you say? Yeah be careful I'm kidding, I am very superstitious. I know you are.
Starting point is 00:21:04 I know you are. And now she's going to sleep with shoes. Keep it here. We have the homie help line after this. It's Power 106. It's Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Happy Friday.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Yeah. Hey, shout out all the kids that are at work with their parents right now because they're school-ended and the parents don't know what the heck to do with them. And summer school and summer camp don't start so next week.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Exactly. So, yeah, you're freaking it out right now. That's my childhood right there. There's just a little kid that just passed by the window right now. One of our engineer's son. What are George? Yeah, he's an engineer now.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Yeah. Dad, how good to work with you? Dad, what are all these posters of Megan Fox doing here? What are the posters they have in the engineering room? Oh, yeah. Don't they like the Budweiser girl? What's the Hunger Games girl? Oh, Jennifer Lawrence, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:49 That's your stem mom, miho. Why are they like that? Why is there a ESPN sports female athletes? Not like everybody your dad's working and find some freaky stuff. Not that that's a really stupid stuff, but yeah, yeah. Just a Hungry games fan, that's it. I didn't even know they made Mexican comic books, and they're very... Those are different.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Yeah. When I had to go to my dad to his work, and then he had his homie, and then, like, under the table, they had these weird... Just go to an independent tire shop. Yeah. Somewhere. Yeah. It was right next to the independent tire shop.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Shout out of these tires. Why they got all of these weird comics? Why are they around? All right, but we got shoutouts. We do have shoutouts. Shout out to Ruby Martinez and Paso Robles. Okay. Yeah, Ruby.
Starting point is 00:22:35 She's part of the marketing team in 805 beer, and she loves listening to us. Let's go. What's like my? Hey, hit up our sales department. I like that. I was like, okay? 805 is good. Yeah, I love it.
Starting point is 00:22:46 It would be better if we were, if this was an ad, so. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. Hit us up about it. And then we have a lot of graduates as well. Okay. Yeah. Ready?
Starting point is 00:22:54 Mm-hmm. Edric Trejo. Mia Trejo. Emily from Seattle University Hey Emily Carlo She says Carlo
Starting point is 00:23:12 Madam you guys Please hold your question Oh sorry You're being too loud I'm sorry Daniel from Sylvan Elementary Sadie
Starting point is 00:23:22 Kick him out Kick that dad out We told you no balloons Sadie from Santiago Middle School Sadie Yeah yeah I have some too
Starting point is 00:23:32 Anthony Medina is my nephew Can I scream for her? Samantha. If you're just Samantha? Samantha. And every other kid graduating tonight.
Starting point is 00:23:48 From San Fernando High School. Oh, you made it. And every other high school. Every other high school. That ever existed. Yeah, but that one's stuff. Right in between the war zone. She looked at me like, you know.
Starting point is 00:23:59 San Fernando High School, right between the war zone. I'm not only like. It's like borders of different cities. Anyways. You got a couple birthdays as well. Birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to Andrew Miranda.
Starting point is 00:24:08 who's turning 21, love mom and dad. Come on, Andrew. Torta, Porter. On a Friday, yes. Happy birthday to Kayla Navarette, who is turning 21 as well. Kayla, ooh, Kayla, me, Andrew. Meet up with Andrew, celebrate. And happy birthday to Nikki.
Starting point is 00:24:25 She is turning six this weekend on Sunday. Okay, Nicky. Nikki turning six. Congratulations. Happy birthday to you. Feliz Cumpalinos. At thee. And keep it here because after this, we got the homie.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Helpline. Is fire 106. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie helpline.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Brandy needs our, no, yeah, needs our help. She said, hi, brown bag, I need some help. So I recently found out my boyfriend has an only fan's account, but is using my photos. Huh. What? Those are my private photos. I've sent him and he used them on only fans like if it's me and he's the one making that money. All right.
Starting point is 00:25:19 She said there's times he makes a special request and I do it for him. But I realized it was men asking him for those photo requests and he sold those photos on only fans. What? She said the way I found out was because I had a random person. come up to me and said, hey, aren't you Barbie on OnlyFans? And I said, uh, what? And he shows me the account. And they're all my photos I've sent to my boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:25:50 They don't show my face. Also, he's the only one with those photos because I've only ever sent him those type of photos. What do I do, Brown Bag? Do I confront him and get my money? Damn. Wow. Yeah. I want to know how much it is.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Well, how much do you pay? Huh. Depends on my girl. On average, on average, how much do you pay for pick? One of you has to be on OnlyFans and can tell us more about this. One of you has to have done it for research purposes. I've always wanted to do it for research purposes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:25 But like I've looked up girls. Not do only fans. Not do. But like, be a customer. Be a customer. Well, that girl that I knew, she'd be $20. What? What?
Starting point is 00:26:36 $20 a subscriber? $20? Oh, got you, got you. That's the one she made $10,000. Okay, so apparently her man is guising as her on on only fans. My thing is, she's not even upset that he's doing that. She's just upset. He don't have the money.
Starting point is 00:26:51 That's the issue. I thought she would be more outraged about the invasion of privacy. Exposing her like that. The, what is it, distribution of my. Right. That's the craziest part. But she's like, all right, they're already out there. Might as well get my money out of it.
Starting point is 00:27:05 And I'm also wondering how they recognize. was her without her face showing. Oh, you could tell. That was a weird thing. How? Like, you're walking outside, but she don't show her face. All I could think about is maybe a tattoo. That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 00:27:17 That's all I could think about it. Like, possibly, but that's still like how. I mean, that's a little creepy if someone was just like, hey, I've seen that tattoo. Yeah. But also, like, she doesn't have access to it. It's like maybe he has like the profile pictures. Yeah, I was supposed to see that too. That's what a lot of girls do.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Guys. All the photos posted. are don't show her face. Got it. That's what he's telling her. How do you know this is possible? From what I've heard. Got it.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Okay. He probably links her socials to it too. It's crazy. I wonder what she thinks when her man's like, hey, I have a special request for these photos I want from you. That part creeps me out.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Put your leg over your head. Can you put a spoon between your toes? No, but like your man telling you we have a special request. Yeah. So you're going to do the chicken dance, right? Mm-hmm. The chicken dance.
Starting point is 00:28:05 All right. Y'all got some crazy requests. Say. No, that's wild. It's definitely crazy. She has a pimp. Shout out to baby girl. I don't know your name because Vic said like multiple.
Starting point is 00:28:16 But she wants to know if she's going to confront him and get her money. That's all. Yeah, she should. What do I do, brown bag? Do I confront him and get my money? All right? Let's toss that to you. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:28:30 And do you know of this Barbie girl on OnlyFans? Yes, send me the link. What's a trip to me, too, is like, OnlyFans is the Internet. OnlyFand isn't like a local place or whatever. How someone in person could have seen her and be like, boom, right here. OnlyFans. This is you right. And also he couldn't get more creative with the name.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I'm sure there's a million Barbies. Yeah. Yeah. But like looking at the photos and if he's like, this is you, I don't know. That's true. That is just like super creepy. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:28:59 Because it's like, especially this guy. Is this you here all these photos of your hoo-ha and your. Yeah. And your ladies. That's literally insane to me. You know what I'm saying? It's like, because, you know, people are creeps these days, and they can see you. And, like, when they know that you post these type of photos, like, they're going to be more aggressive, you know, a lot of time.
Starting point is 00:29:19 So it's like, that just puts her in danger. And this guy doesn't care about her. And watch this dude just made, like, 50 bucks. Yeah. Oh. That'd be the bad part. No, that's it. It can't be because if someone can recognize you, you're probably popular on there.
Starting point is 00:29:34 I don't know how marketing is. And if someone can recognize you locally, that means you have to have that, like, big of a little following. Top 10%. Okay, so let's help, baby girl. Dang, and what would you do if you found this out? Like, the person that you're with is low keeping catfishing other people as you, making money as you. Pimping you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:54 This is pimping as well. And he just wanted to see you. He's here. It's 5-106. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.
Starting point is 00:30:04 I mean, phone line. We got you. The homie helpline. Brandy needs our help. Yes, she needs. All right. Brandy has a boyfriend. Her boyfriend set up an only fan's account using her photos and all the photos that he's,
Starting point is 00:30:20 she sent him over time and makes special requests and she does it. And then she found out that he's selling them and making money and she's not getting any of it. Which is for sure crime and very serious. For sure. Absolutely. That's not okay. of her whole privacy. That's what came to mind first.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Just like sue him, talk to the police, all of that for sure. But I'm thinking it's more about finding out. Like what, like this is my man. He's been doing this. There's people coming up to me recognizing me for it. Or like trying to be like, hey, are you Barbie on OnlyFans? Yeah. And she's like, dog, what?
Starting point is 00:30:55 What do I do now? Yeah. So she's asking if she should confront him and get her money. But also it's like we think about like, you know, today, tomorrow, next week of how this is affecting her, but, like, think about 20 years from now. Those photos are still going to be circulating.
Starting point is 00:31:12 I mean, even, like, trust in general with this person. Yeah. Like, how do you continue? You're not going to continue. It doesn't say how long they've been together or nothing, like, to see how serious this is. But, I mean, this itself is wild.
Starting point is 00:31:26 And, like, you have to, like, identify yourself to get on OnlyFans. Like, you have to, like, upload a picture of your ID and stuff like that. Yeah, you know a lot. I've been around but you're like he's on
Starting point is 00:31:38 only fan no no no no that's the sign up process bro yeah how do you know the sign of process I know it yeah how though
Starting point is 00:31:46 yeah I've done some research yeah talk to some women you know what did you sign up I know I didn't sign up who did you help sign up who did you help sign up
Starting point is 00:31:53 what's your name Brandy I'm just I'm her favorite so I'm wondering if I could submit a special request also but
Starting point is 00:32:03 that's for another another time. However, yeah, you have to like upload, like, photo, like your ID and stuff like that. So he probably one day was like, hey, babe, like, can I buy your ID really quick? Like, it's like this whole just like it's like, it's all be done for sure. It's messed up that he's like, you know, slowly like, maybe this was his plan all along or something. She wants to see what the price is though. That's a thing. You got, no, but that does make me think what, what was he doing the day he was like, you know what? He was broke, clearly. Legit
Starting point is 00:32:34 But you know what This is what I'm gonna do Like this is how I'm gonna do it No for sure I mean It's messed up It's a pretty wild Like thought to even have
Starting point is 00:32:43 Like way to go about Getting back In no way am I saying This is correct But like he must have been like Down bad Down bad to be like This isn't my last option
Starting point is 00:32:53 Because if it wasn't his last option And it was just like an option Like bro you are you are evil And by the way It's not an option No it's not That's all I'm saying. It's not an option.
Starting point is 00:33:04 But what was he up to? Or was he on there? And he was like, dog, my girl. The girl got it. All these girls. Matter of fact, she just sent me. Eureka. Boom.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I can make some money. Hi, IDs right here. Boom. You know what I'm saying? Like, there had to be that like a aha moment for him. He thought he had a brain blast like in Jimmy Neutron. Anyways, she finds out that he is doing this. And now she wants to know, should I come from him and keep this money?
Starting point is 00:33:31 what should I do about this? She's definitely concerned about the bread because it's like if you're making bread on my name and people are recognizing me for it. Yeah, that means she's popping. That means I'm popping. Yeah, maybe she's not so like opposed to sharing those photos now that they're out.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Maybe it doesn't make her feel like weird, but it also just is like, you're just profiting off of me for no reason. Yeah. Could cut out the middleman. Isn't that like something that happens? What is that called when that happens? What?
Starting point is 00:33:59 Pimmon. Oh. Yeah. All over the world. The fancy cars. The winner of the cabia. We got Precious from La Puente on the line. What's up precious?
Starting point is 00:34:09 Precious. Buenos Diaz, Brown Bagu. Hey. Buenos deez, mamacita. What would you tell baby girl Brandy or Barbie on OnlyFans? Yes, for Miss Barbie. I'm like 99% sure that's illegal activity. For sure.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Money aside, I believe. believe she should get the authorities involved and have him held accountable because it's like you guys were saying earlier that's a threat to her safety in society you got random fools walking up to her on the street like oh is this you the fact that they can recognize her without a face is terrifying that's crazy I know they said no face no case but apparently no only fans they can still tell body must be crazy right I'm like that that's way way too comfortable and just just nasty on his part for doing that to her. What?
Starting point is 00:35:04 Do you have an only fans? No? I do not have an only fans, but not going to lie, I think about it in this economy. Hey, with the name like precious? Yeah, yeah, you started somewhere. Nothing wrong with your name, but I would definitely see what's precious about it. Come on. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Not in your side. Thank you. Hey, this is not motivation. to start, don't get any ideas. Don't get any ideas, anybody. And if you do, I want 10% because I'm the one that thought about it. Oh, my own.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Hey. He says like Randy's boyfriend, Pippen. Let me not make any executive decisions while we out here in the streets, okay, like. Come on. For sure, especially knowing, like, you could be on there. You don't even know. Have you ever sent anything that could land on OnlyFans?
Starting point is 00:35:53 Like, that's OnlyFans worthy? Thankfully not. I try to keep it. as Christian. As Christian. Amen. Amen. But I do know that is a real risk to women and men, and that's nothing to play around with.
Starting point is 00:36:11 So he's nasty for doing that. He definitely doesn't have her interest or love and care at heart. And I think she could, she should seek the authorities. And, you know, she'll get financial compensation that way for sure. Yeah, that part. There we go. Get your breath that way. Really?
Starting point is 00:36:27 And then if you want to go ahead and start, You already got a following, like a built-in following. If you wanted to. That's your own, of your own free will. My God, you're already locked in a girl. Come on. They'd be recognized you in these streets. We didn't get right nice.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Gee. You got some pointers for her. Yeah. There you have it. Brandy Barbie. Brandy Barbie. If you were definitely thinking, what should I do? Should I confront him?
Starting point is 00:36:52 I'm thinking don't confront him. I'm thinking because that allows him time to delete everything or to come up. with something and thing of the nature. You got to, no, you got to hit up like your local police station or a lawyer. For the same of the same.
Starting point is 00:37:07 For this type of stuff, that's wild, you guys. Assuming he made money. I mean, regardless, like, police, I think he'll do both. If she had to do special requests, she's not doing it for free. Yeah, that's money.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Those are, like, individualized. How much is it? Like, sometimes, like, 30 bucks, like, per video. Dang. Yeah. So it's like, imagine, like, he's making bread. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:28 That's, he is. Pretty cheap. Who are you subscribed to? We get it. You guys are our own fans. He has lady friends. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But yes, as far as this is concerned. That now treats me out about everybody else that's on only fans. Not going to lie. Like if you're there for real or if there's another thing I play or like somebody else.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Or like somebody else is controlling their. Yeah. Remember there was that case of Ruby Rose had like she has an only fans. Really? And so when she posted like. this guy that, like, subscribed her, paid for, like, a private chat. Okay. And they were just talking back and forth.
Starting point is 00:38:05 And he's like, wow, I can't believe you would do this to Drusky because, you know, her and Drusky are dating. Reportedly allegedly. And so he was like, wow. And she's like, he's like, he's just a friend. And then he's like, wow, Drewski's girls talking to me, y'all. Yeah. And everybody was like, bro, that's not her.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I promise. Like, you're not, you're talking to a lot. Maybe like the assistant or something. Yeah, like you're talking to somebody else. It's not actually her. And it's also scary because, like, you see it a lot of social media. where people take a whole profile from somebody
Starting point is 00:38:32 and create a new one and then they pretend like they do stuff like that. Like have OnlyFans and bribe people into paying for stuff. Jeez. Scary. Scary world.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Keep it here. It's right one oh six. Hey! Sambra Sala with Angie. Okay. The Kelsey brother stink. Oh, like literally. Like they smell.
Starting point is 00:38:57 One of them at least, right? Yeah. Yeah. They both. Yeah. But I'm saying they smell. Their last name is Kelse. Yeah, it's not Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:39:06 They still say Kelsey, though. It's Kelse. A lot of people refer to them as Kelsey. But, yeah, it is. Everybody's wrong. The Kelse brothers. Boom, Shagalaka. They stink.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Because Jason Kelsey. Kelse. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. I need to get used to that. He said Taylor Swift's brother-in-law. Okay. He caused up a stir online about his hygiene, saying pretty much people are assuming that after
Starting point is 00:39:30 he said this, he smells. And it all started on Twitter because somebody said like Jason Kels I'm getting the right He's like he looks like a man that doesn't wash his feet or his legs To which he replies back He didn't make it any better He replied back and he said
Starting point is 00:39:47 What kind of weirder washes his feet? Oh wow Then he doubled out because people were going in saying like I like Cochino like you probably smell all that stuff right And he said like all you All of you have been fed Lies that washing every day your crevice body and hair
Starting point is 00:40:03 all the time it's somehow better or healthier hot spots meaning like your bud like your privates all that stuff he's like all that is necessary and actually leads to cleaner healthier skin according to him hot spots yeah he's pretty much he's saying into WebMD
Starting point is 00:40:20 yeah yeah I don't know he's saying he only washes his hot spots pretty much that's what he's saying that all you need to be doing is big yeah washing your hot spots like not even your hair not even like your feet legs nothing like that. So he's like taking sponge baths? I don't know what he's doing. Bird baths?
Starting point is 00:40:35 Yeah. See, that's like the problem though. It's like, okay, that somebody randomly came for him. Yes, on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Just because like he's a sun dodger, whatever, right? And it's like, and because of that, he's proving the stereotype right that like a lot of white people don't wash their legs
Starting point is 00:40:53 and like, I've never heard of that video. Yeah, it's like, you've never heard of that before? No. No. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:40:56 I've heard it before. So it's like, now it's like making it like, yeah, it's actually, true and now they're going to think everybody else is like that. Well, yeah. And he went on his podcast with his brother called New Heights. Where my feet had just been like,
Starting point is 00:41:09 Yes, I wash my feet. You're not washing. No. Yes, I am. You're like everybody else. When you look down, if there's visible dirt on them, I'll scrub the dirt off. I don't even touch my feet. Why the fuck when I wash my feet? I'm not touching my feet unless I'm clipping my toenails. People are like, oh, this guy's got athlete's foot. People don't even know how athletes foot works. That has nothing to do with washing your feet in the fucking shower. Oh man He tripled down
Starting point is 00:41:33 Yeah I'm wondering if he's I mean He's in the water So clearly he's in the shower Right Yeah I'm wondering if he means
Starting point is 00:41:43 By like scrubbing him And like putting soap on him So like he's standing still in there But he's not focused on like cleaning it It's from what I'm taking from it Yeah Like it's more so like Just a
Starting point is 00:41:56 I guess that Soap falls on his legs And he's like that's good Yeah. It's unnecessary explaining. Like, he don't need to be explaining all that. You shower and you don't shower. Like, someone clowned him because they said he looks like that.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Because I get it. He looks scruffy. Right. He has like a large build. This is, this is not Travis Kels's brother, right? Yeah. And he's more, like, what's his position on the? He's a lineman.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Yeah, like, which essentially is that body type, right? Yeah. So someone's like, he don't look like he shower. Yeah, he looks dirty. But you guys wash your feet like that? consistently? Like what's all that? You remember? No. No, it's the same here. No. Like, when I'm in the shower, like, when I'm in shower, I'm not like, let me lift my foot up and like scrub at it.
Starting point is 00:42:38 That's what I started thinking about that. I'm like, I don't even know like the times that I actually do that. Besides like when I go to a. Angie, you smell now. Wow. He talking to smack and you don't watch it. People don't even know that that's not even how you make athletes for her. I don't know. I get pedicures. Okay. That's close enough. That's good enough, I should say.
Starting point is 00:43:00 I scrub my feet. You do? Yeah, and I have beautiful feet. So I don't know if there's a correlation there. I don't know. Point to him you're not healthy. I do every, like, I do maybe once a week. Like, maybe scrub it, but I'm not like focused on it.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Yeah. It's not like a point of like, okay, make sure. Yeah, because it feels weird. I don't know why. Do you laugh? Do you laugh while you're scrubbing your feet? Yeah, I'm tick a little. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Breaking the shower. Laughing again. But I think there's always going to be some type of like, oh, you don't do this in the shower. No, you don't do this in the shower. Oh, you don't got this in the shower. Like whether you use a freaking lufa or you use a freaking hand towel, like whether you're like. Use a bar so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:48 It's always going to be something of why it's ill gross. True. And there's just a lot of like just cultural differences or just even household differences. Like whatever your parents teach you is what you're going to end up doing unless somebody else teaches. You're different. You still have suave? Suave. No.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Do your parents tell you how to scrub your body in the shower? Yeah, I'm sure. You know, when you're taking a bath, when you're like a baby. Yeah. You know, they're just helping.
Starting point is 00:44:12 True. But we can all agree that we all wash her hair, right? No, I don't. Every day. Because I heard it's bad. Yeah. You're supposed to wash your hair every day. When you have long hair.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Okay. Yeah. Because this fool also said that he doesn't wash his hair. Like, he doesn't remember the last time he did. I haven't washed my hair in, like, months. I can't even tell you that's up to wash my hair. Unnecessary. It's completely unnecessary. And I don't stink. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Traps, do you be honest now? Don't you lie? Do I stink? Your pits smell, and you say you wash your pits. So that might be made to stop. You might need to stop washing your pits. I mean, it might be true. There's sarcasm. There's sarcasm. There's sarcasm in there for sure. But I think he's serious about not washing his hair.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah, I think he's, well, you can kind of tell his, his, his beard is very scruffy. And he looks very, like, dry. Yeah. And, like, he doesn't necessarily manage it. Mm-hmm. And I also think, like, when you're an athlete, like, they usually shower after every workout. True. Like, they're not, does it mean, like, they're, like, full-on, like, body?
Starting point is 00:45:11 But, like, they rinse off. Because they sweat. And then, you know, if you go home and do the same thing, and you do that twice a day. It's probably, like, what we consider washing hair and what he considers washing hair is very different. I don't think, well, again, Titch's own. I'm not in the with the full. No. I think they were joking, one.
Starting point is 00:45:28 But two, it's just different from different people. Some people you say, do you wash your hair and you think they don't even get in the shower if they don't wash their hair up? You just wash your body. A body shower. Whatever. But if someone says, oh, I'm just washing my body well. You're just putting water on it.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Like, you don't have to go into crazy explanations for it. True. Just as long as you don't smell around me, we could. Right. You smell, apparently. Teach you on whatever your routine is, boom. Shagalaka. That's true.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Everybody's body type is different, too. So, yeah. I guess they don't smell. But to me, they're saying that his pittes. smell, but... I don't know, Angie, you said you don't watch your feet. You might be a little smell.
Starting point is 00:45:59 You like a petty care. Do you watch your pants? Yes. And I put lemon. Don't look at them now. I'm so insecure. All right, that's it for Sondra Salab. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
Starting point is 00:46:11 I'm proud of when I was sick. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? All right. Somebody is missing out on Hela bread.
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Starting point is 00:46:58 All right. If you don't, all that money goes to schools. Somebody. Yeah. Not the kids. Yeah. Not the kids. If the ticket goes unclaimed, the 2.9 million will go to the public schools in California.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Which low key with all of like public schools even get stuff just because someone wins in talent. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean a 10? Like every kid that goes to school, they get money for that too. No, no, no. But for someone to win a lot, like if someone wins a lot of ticket in California. the schools get funded somehow
Starting point is 00:47:27 some way, right? A piece of it. Yeah. That's crazy. We're not going to play about it. It's great. Our kids better have the most up-to-date technology
Starting point is 00:47:35 because within the last year alone, there's been hella winners of hell lot of tickets. Just by that fool alone, that won that those two Billy are our homie? Yeah, Edwin. Edwin. They should be getting bread.
Starting point is 00:47:48 The store gets bread. Yeah. Everybody gets bread. But my dad, that just keeps buying a lot of tickets and never wins. Eventually he'll win. Well, maybe he has a team.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Eventually. Yeah. And I don't think he goes around that way. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, you have until today at 5 p.m. To claim it. That would suck if you realize it later. Yeah, like a week later.
Starting point is 00:48:07 A week later. And you're like, oh, my God. Every lotto player is nightmare. Right, that you lost that ticket. Like, I have it in my jeans. I watched it. Like, I'm legit thinking, like, if I ever go around there, because I'm my lot of tickets sometimes,
Starting point is 00:48:18 I'm like, did I go around there? No, Mackey. No, maybe you might have. Check your lot of tickets. The numbers are 8, 23, 4. 44, 45, and 53. Oh, yeah, I have that in my pocket right here. Oh, yeah, it's right here. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:48:32 I went. Biggs. I haven't had the time to go claim my fries. That's it. Yeah. You go back to the spot. You bought it up. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:48:58 Yeah. Oh, you can call them up. I'm always confused because my, uh, Theo and Theo, they're like religious scratcher players. Okay. And so they always play and then they'll be like, hey, you want something? I'm like, okay, cool. Like, I'll give them 20 bucks and then we play. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:10 I never know if I win or lose and I'm like, tell me if I won. Yeah. Or lost. You know what I'm saying? It's okay. You're their sponsor. Yeah. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:49:18 So yeah, like I'm sure maybe this person, like you said, like thought they didn't get the winning tickets or something and it's just like, ah, who cares? Let me throw this away. No, I didn't win. You didn't win? No, I never go around there. You didn't win the area? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Loser! I was just scan the ticket now, and it tells you if you're a winner. Oh, right away. But I think that's what happens. You think you, like, if you don't see that you got all the numbers, because sometimes if you don't get all the numbers, you don't win anything. Yeah. So you feel like, oh, okay, I didn't win anything.
Starting point is 00:49:48 And this particular ticket didn't get all the numbers. I think it was missing that mega number. That's the, you got $2.9 million dollars waiting for you, bro. That's, all right. In this economy, you better go. You better dig up in that trash. Angie, AI. I can't.
Starting point is 00:50:02 No, because now Adobe, like Photoshop, now it lets you tell, like, if somebody AI the image. Yeah. Have you tried or what? No. Bras. I get in trouble now. But, hey, you're missing out some money full. And if you get it because you listen to us, just spot us something.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Oh, no, give us all of it. Get us copy one day. They're not going to give us all of it. We wouldn't give us all of it. No, brother. You're not wrong about it. She's like 20K. Come on.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Keep it here. Spragling with the homies. The homie? Gregorio. Leti. What's up, who? Dr. Leslie on TikTok is making me mad. I don't know who that is.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Is that a real doctor? No, she's kind of, but in like different ways. She does like parenting, safety videos, crime. So she calls herself Dr. Leslie. Okay. She's going viral. So she's not a real doctor. She's not a doctor.
Starting point is 00:50:48 She probably has a doctor. When are we doctor checkers, bruh. She doesn't have an honorary doctor. Since I saw this girl. She did fake BBLs on Instagram. She went in jail. Why did you go to her? I didn't go to her.
Starting point is 00:51:00 I just seen the story. I'll make sure. Free console. People are aware. Anyways, she's making me mad because she's going viral talking about people who return carts at the store. Okay. And she says she does not do that at all. Listen to this.
Starting point is 00:51:19 I'm not returning my shopping cart. And you can judge me all you want. I'm not getting my groceries into my car. getting my children into the car and then leaving them in the car to go return the cart. So if you're going to give me a dirty look, fuck off.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Feel it. I'm mad. I feel it. Yeah, there's two types of people. Well, there's probably three types of people. People that don't return the car, people that do return the car, and people that just like return them to the wrong place.
Starting point is 00:51:46 That is I. I'm there. I'm there. All of you guys are not returning your cars to the little... I make an effort. It's something. Sometimes for me.
Starting point is 00:51:55 It just depends what I'm doing, where I'm going. Also, yeah, if I have my son in the car and the thing is super far, I'm not doing that. Right. It takes five seconds to walk over that. Yeah, but you have a kid. Yeah. Unattended child? I think it depends too, right?
Starting point is 00:52:09 So I'm not going to be a jerk and, like, leave the cart in the middle of, like, another parking space. There's usually, like, little, these little, like, square. How do you know that even exist? Have you ever done it? Yeah, it sounds like he's done it before. Have you ever done it? No.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Like, never not even one time? Never. Not once. Not once. Not once. I always put it like in between where two cars would come in. Because there's space. And now they can't get in their car.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Yeah, there is space because usually those little boulder things. The divider. Like honestly, if we didn't leave like the carts where they weren't supposed to be, like, wouldn't that take somebody's job? That would. Because I feel like if I'm a cart picker-upper, that I make a game out of it. No. And I'm like, do-do-loom. And it's like, oh, if I'm getting the one on the side, I get a bonus point.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Yeah. The one that's like half on the curb, half on the street. That's what I do. It's like snake. You remember when you need to get the dots? Yes. You just add it. I feel like if I was a cart picker up, I would make a little game out of it.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Because once they got all the carts, wow, they look super tight. Yeah. That was one of my first jobs. I did that. Cart pick up. Yes, I picked up cards. It was not fun. I don't believe you.
Starting point is 00:53:15 You sound like your name. The target in my house. You were a car pick up. You were a car pick up. What's the name of the occupation? Oh, I forgot. Cardi? Parking lot manager?
Starting point is 00:53:27 Asset protection? You're part of like the warehouse type of thing. Yeah, like that's kind of weird. But anyways, yeah, I did that. It would piss me off because I would, all right, all the 10, I get like 10, 15, 20 cards. And then there's one all the way over there in the corner by itself, not in the freaking return basket. But that's your jurisdiction. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:47 I'm trying to like, why are you, if your job is a car technician. Yes. Then why are you mad about it? Your field tech. Yeah. Because. Exactly. What if there was none?
Starting point is 00:53:56 And then they'll be like, you know what? We just should eliminate the question. There's a cart return area. That's where you return the cart. When you got the one that was out over there, because you don't know if it was an elderly woman, a lady with kids. And like, you don't know if it was like something that was, they couldn't do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:11 And then your manager sees you and says, look at Greg, making that extra effort. Look at them. Oh, yeah. They could have made that extra effort going back with the cart. No, they don't. They made a lot of effort paying. but they still took the cart all the way over there. My question is this.
Starting point is 00:54:25 They can take it back. They walked over there. When you're done, collecting all your cards and after that fun game, what is your job? What do you do? What do you do after?
Starting point is 00:54:35 Clean the restroom. Okay, so you'd rather do that? Yeah, what do you want to do? They'll take away that. They'll take away that job. I think is that we're picking up cards every 30 minutes because people can't return the cards. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Do you want to clean toilet? Or do you a card technician? Imagine if everybody. Manipulate each other versus us It was kind of cool. This is really cool to why. It's really cool. Yeah, it's really cool.
Starting point is 00:54:57 It was annoying because every 30 minutes he'd be like, Greg, the carts are in the middle of the parking lot, please go get them. Instead of people returning them. Max, you know, and I'll tell Greg he did to himself because the way he was dressed. I think you did to yourself. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:08 The way you were doing to send you out to get some cards too. You look athletics. Yeah. Yes, it's your phone grabbing those nice calves. Yeah, well. And those short shorts. Every 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:55:19 A picture that every 30 minutes. you had to go pick up somebody else's car because of how far away. If they were to return it in the car thing, I wouldn't have to be called every 30 minutes. But that's your job. But then what else would you do? They might give you less hours.
Starting point is 00:55:31 No. Which is not a bad thing to do either, just saying. Give you less hours? I don't know. Bro, think about it, right? You're wearing short shorts. These girls in the car. She left their car.
Starting point is 00:55:39 She said, look at this tall. Target work. He's not in the car. Well, I'm all sweaty. Car technology. And a freaking yellow jacket. Working hard. A man in a uniform.
Starting point is 00:55:49 That's all. Yeah, Greg, I don't know what your problem with this. I think it's a great idea. Return your carts. The people who don't return carts are honestly like beacons of the community. For sure. You're welcome. You're increasing your job, your hour.
Starting point is 00:56:04 It's inconvenient. Every place that has a cart would lose two employees if we returned them. Yeah. Think about it. You want people to not have jobs? I do this for my city. Yeah. So now you're going to return.
Starting point is 00:56:13 This is going to make me feel so much more like okay with myself when I don't return the car. Because what I end up doing. Because what I end up doing. because I have two toddlers dog. Yeah. So I'll try to park close so that I can just get the car in and out because it is a tough thing. Like, are I'm going to leave the kids or do I put them away with the car
Starting point is 00:56:30 and then take them down and then they're fighting to get back to the car. And I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's about mothers? You're not a parent. Turn the AC on.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Strap them in the car for five seconds. No. Turn the car on. That's a crime. That's a crime. These little kids how they get out of their safety belts? Yeah. You know what, Greg, you're just upset because in life, you are that cart on the other side of the parking lot.
Starting point is 00:56:55 By itself. And you feel like no one is going over there to grab you. Yeah, exactly. I am the car. But look at us. We have grabbed you. Yeah. And then come down.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Look, we want to point in our sneaking. Yeah. We're happy to do it. So now you're going to return your cart. Come over here. We brought you inside. We're all card technicians. No, now you're going to go get that lonely cart.
Starting point is 00:57:13 You are that lonely cart in the Target parking lot. He looks so sad now. My little Greg. You have a hug? Yeah, I think so. Let's talk it out, Greg. Thank you for that, Greg. I appreciate you by that.
Starting point is 00:57:27 You ever have an experience with someone and be like, man, I've got to be a better person. All the time? Like, experience someone like super kind. Yes. And you're just like, what are you thinking, Angie? A bad experience. Oh, no, no, no. No.
Starting point is 00:57:42 She's saying like you ever meet somebody. Like you see how the greatest human being. All the time. But you know what? Naturally good they are and you're like wow I got work to do yeah I just think like you're going to heaven Yeah because that's it yeah yeah that's it you don't secretly hope that they're evil no no no You're always so happy so positive and you're just like man to be like shout out to our reception is if you ever get the honor to come to power 106 and claim tickets or like wait in the lobby yeah that's our reception is kira So I go to the restroom hi kira hey letty hey letty have you ate breakfast no she's like oh
Starting point is 00:58:18 oh, okay, like, here I have this sandwich. And it was a very bomb breakfast. I just ate him for an all of y'all. I don't know that it was just so delicious. And then I'm like, oh, I hope I didn't eat her breakfast. Like, I hope she didn't give me her breakfast. And then Ramona tells me that Kiera does that. She's like, she just does that sometimes.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Like, she thinks maybe someone else will be hungry. So she buys extra food just in case someone else is hungry, dog. I'm hungry. I know you're going to hear this. She's just driving and she pulls up, she gets her food and she's like, someone at work might be hungry, let me grab some food. That's so sweet. My dad was then on light.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Yeah, when she did it out like, she's going to heaven. Yeah. From the heavens above. Her name's Kiara. I'm kind of hungry. Don't be hungry. She just got pace. This plays in the hallways.
Starting point is 00:59:11 I know she can be able to hear this. Just so you don't care. And you were so kind and made me feel like, wow, I got to set my kindness game of. Yeah. Bruh. Because if somebody told you, they're hungry, what do you say? Let's order food. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:59:23 But she's doing it without anybody else or anything. Pure. That's pure. Just pure. Like, hey, and how many times did she bought it? And then no one is, like, hungry around her, so she has, like, extra food. She probably goes and gives it to somebody. I know.
Starting point is 00:59:37 She's, like, the type of person that, like, sees, like, an unhoused and then is, like, buying them a bunch of stuff. There, you have to take it there. We definitely need you to be more kind, sir. What? Yes. But shout of Kira. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Yeah. Enjoy you. The other day we went to go eat, and when we're leaving, there was like this, the boys are my sons, my five and six girls. They're cute. They're dressed the same all the time. People are like, oh, my God, are these queens? And they're happy. And look, look, we go eat in these places where there's not really that many little kids there, right?
Starting point is 01:00:09 So it was this. Steakhouses. It was this. Just say, I got a steakhouse. Okay. No, bro. Pauze. God.
Starting point is 01:00:18 It was just more adult client tail than being in his boss. Yeah. The text breakfast is different as well, you know. I don't know. Look. Anyway, we were walking out and the, there was a man eating chudels.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Like, literally he had ordered chudels for the table or whatever. And he sees the boys and he's like, hey, you guys want some chudels? And I normally don't accept stuff from strangers. But it was a really nice gesture. Yeah. And then they got it. And I was, we were walking to the car. Luisito's like, Mom, that was so kind.
Starting point is 01:00:45 That was such a kind thing. and his eyes are watering. Like, let me do sentimento to my littlest one, my five-year-old, that a stranger gave him churots. And I'm like, bro, you just had, I gave you chudels too. Like, I gave me churals because we ordered them for you. No, no, no, but I'm like, you never say that when I gave me. You never cry when I give you stuff.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Yeah. But it was just cute. Like, just be kind today. Like, if you can. I don't know. You don't have to order X. Hey, it's Friday. Maybe you got paid.
Starting point is 01:01:13 You could order another coffee and be like, hey, I just got this in case someone want to. Maybe you order like a traveler of coffee or something. Yeah, maybe you're trying to travel coffee for the food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I hope that stays in your conscience, Greg.
Starting point is 01:01:25 All right. But make sure there's like options for milk in case someone like voximo exists and they don't touch dairy. Like they need like almond milk. Or go to the drive-thru and do the thing where you buy the person behind you. Yeah. I've always wanted to do that. Do it. Start it today.
Starting point is 01:01:38 You can't even buy his coffee. Yeah. Like why would you drive to buy his coffee? That's why I'm not kind because of people like that. that, Angie just ruins it for me. You can't even buy anybody else coffee. You're like, you know what? Everybody said, I'm 20 bucks.
Starting point is 01:01:52 You were late. So were you. No, she wasn't. No, I wasn't. She was more late than I was. No, Angie's consistently on time. Always evil and never late. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Yeah. And look at that consistency. I love it, baby girl. Not evil to me, by the way. All right. But we do have some news to talk to you about, especially my guys out there. There's no real intro for it.
Starting point is 01:02:16 this. But I think it's new tech and I want to hear technical. So let's do it. We'll do it. Okay. Oh, sorry. I'm not up on modern technology. Yes.
Starting point is 01:02:28 New tech. No. Browlopan. Hey, hey, take my shirt off. Take my shirt off. Fashion Nova has got the short kings covered this summer. Wow. This is crazy.
Starting point is 01:02:39 This is new tech right here. This is new tech. So they decided to drop a high increase insult for men. Shut up. So it's an insult that you put into your shoe and it adds, it goes up to 1.76 inches. Bro. That's really good. That's really good.
Starting point is 01:03:00 That might make me like six feet. Yes. All the 5-Elevens? Yes. Almost six feet. Wow, this is so dope. I don't have to get my knees done anymore. But yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:12 It's just something you put in your shoe? It's just a regular insult. And it's only for dudes? It's only for. I don't like that. And you know what the funny thing is? Girls have heels. You guys have heels.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Yeah. Yeah. But sometimes we're not trying to wear heels, dog. Yeah, like sneakers. Heels and platforms that you guys. No, heels hurt. Platforms? Girls wear platforms.
Starting point is 01:03:29 Yeah. I would want these so I could put them in my regular shoe, dog. Nah, not. Let us have something. Oh my. Yes, regular shoes. Yeah. So they're not selling a shoe.
Starting point is 01:03:37 They're just on. Straight insoles. Yeah. I got to see them. Where can I see them? You can see them on Brownback Mornings 106. The funny thing is that they're only five. They're only $599,
Starting point is 01:03:48 and they're already out of stock, and they says more coming soon. Wow. Put your email in, Maximo, because I know you found out they're sold out. You know what's crazy? They increased the price because they were $4.49. And I guess they sold out,
Starting point is 01:04:01 and now they put it to $5.99. Did you buy some for a short king? No. They're $599. That's cool, though. This is all women's fault, because we're insecure about our height because of women. I'm not insecure.
Starting point is 01:04:15 I mean, like, I'm not saying me, but like, a lot of men are because it's like, oh, I want a six foot man. And if you're not, if you're less than six foot, don't talk to me, little girl. Like, you know, there's all these like things that go around. Yeah, literally. So I'm sure these guys are like, oh, what? So imagine all the things we do because men say I want a girl that's this and that and this and that. And this and that, right? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:37 So we're going to do it. Let's do it both ways. Yeah. I have too great. Y'all got to be tall. Y'all can have butt pads. I don't care. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:43 We got to have booty. We got to have braces. We got to be in the kitchen We got to clean We gotta have nice tattas All of that Neither can we, dog Yeah
Starting point is 01:04:53 Do makeup on all the time Do your hair It is such a hair This is not a choice I have a homey No So it Close your
Starting point is 01:05:01 I wouldn't buy this Myself And I'm pretty I'm fairly short I'm also half Salvadorian So it's just part of my heritage It is It is
Starting point is 01:05:08 It is God chose me That part What I would use those for Is sometimes getting On rights that maybe you don't I was in for kids, dog. I have a homie that's really short,
Starting point is 01:05:21 and he always says, man, I'm a good-looking dude, but God made me short, so I can't get any girls. I'm going to buy them these now. See if it works. See, definitely increase. Sometimes it's all in your brain, too, though. It's for sure in your brain. My girl's my height, so when she wears heels,
Starting point is 01:05:35 she looks way taller than me. I'm just like, I don't care. That's actually a flex, though, as a dude. Like, I got a girl taller than me. I don't know what's a flex. Yeah, see? But yeah, if you see me outside six-lacks selling high insoles. You're so...
Starting point is 01:05:49 Yeah, that's where it would work the best. Especially if they have, like, kid sizes, I'm telling you. I think I'm selling them outside the club. Outside the club would be way... Oh, that's a good. Before they walk in. Exactly. So should we just start, you know how they have, like, they have, like, fruit cards?
Starting point is 01:06:02 They just start... Insul carts? Insul cards, bro, they'll go crazy. I'm wondering, because you put the shoe on, right? And it makes your foot kind of rise up a little bit in the shoe. Oh, you're going to be walking in the shoe? No, but in the shoe? Right.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Wouldn't that tighten the top of your foot To the shoe? That's what I was thinking of too. Or you just kind of like move the tongue up or like Loosen the laces? It might look like the old school time When you used to stuff them with socks Yeah
Starting point is 01:06:24 So you might just need like a half size bigger Why are you tiptoeing everywhere bro? Yeah You're like walking on a lean forward Yeah In like a month they're gonna be like Hey man your calves look good Yeah
Starting point is 01:06:34 Walking on your tippy toes brother What? Who's buying him? I'll try it I'll try it. I'll look out. I swear Greg is going to buy him Her research purposes?
Starting point is 01:06:42 For research purposes You know? Have you tried anything, guys, to make yourself seem taller? Have you gotten, like, maybe the Doc Martins? Oh, I have some Doc Martins that are, like, they have platforms. So, yeah, they make me look tall. I don't wear them that often. But when you wear them.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Yeah, I feel like, ooh, what? What? 5-11? Which are you need to reach you, baby girl. That's why I wear, like, short shorts, because I feel like my legs are long, so that makes me look taller. Yeah. That's true, though.
Starting point is 01:07:10 It's true. My legs might have long legs, so it's like when I wear short. The shorter your shorts, the longer your leg look. Yeah. Okay. Hey, what about your, Maximum? Have you done anything to seem taller? I like Air Force's and I feel like they always, they make you a little taller.
Starting point is 01:07:24 But it's not by like, like. Air Maxes. Air Maximo said he used to sleep in Timberlands. He was awake up and tall. No way. I said that? I was in New York? You've never tried to like stretch out your arms or legs or like.
Starting point is 01:07:41 That's a myth. I thought when I was. teenager that I was going to grow by doing that every morning and I was like stretch so much and I just stayed 5-9. Maybe you would have been 5-7 if you didn't. True. True. Like there's that part of it too. Bro, doing the short shorts, I think
Starting point is 01:07:55 that's a little hack. Short shorts with the insults? Bro, you know. I'm gonna like, I'm gonna try that. It's an optical illusion. Oh, man. Wembañama over here. Brown Bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106.
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