Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 233 Whats Fathers Day? Brown Bag Mornings (6/14/24)
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Prior 106, Brownback mornings, Buenos Aires.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Brough, it's Friday and we in Vegas.
Yeah.
The turn-up is real.
We are here for the tank.
Martin Benavides.
Yes, that's going down tomorrow right here at the MGM Grand Garden Arena.
What I love so much about this is just how iconic the MGM Grand Arena is.
They're celebrating 100 knockout nights.
They have incredible memorabilia out here.
So if you have a chance to make it to the MGM Grand, shout for the accommodations.
the way. If you have a chance to make it, they have different, you know, like on each corner,
they have stools during fights, like the red corner, the blue corner. The fighters sign the
shoes. And I know fighters sign boxing gloves, but it's cool to see that they sign the
stools too. They have like a cool little gallery that you can pop into and see all the type of
memorabilias from different fights. They have different photos up here. And I was telling it,
and she's like, can you name every boxer? I'm like, oh, say less. I'm like, that's the
Paco-Marquez, right, where Paco got slipped.
That's our guy Tyson
She's like which one's Tyson?
I was like actually there's two Tyson's up there
There's Tyson Fury and there's Mike Tyson
She knows
Letty knows.
No, bro these fights are iconic and they all happen
here at the MGM Grand Arena
So if you can make your way on down here
To see yet another iconic fight
When it's tank fighting
Guaranteed knockout
Except when he fought freaking Isaac Pipple Cruz
Okay
So this might be
Our guy Martin who's fighting him
It might be another nap time for him tonight.
It could be.
Or he could be a sleeper cell.
Yeah, who knows, but he already flinched.
So that means he's scared.
You saw the press conference.
Yeah.
So you know when they flints,
that means you're scared to your mom.
Are you scared to your mom?
She's trapped in you?
Yeah.
So, no, he's scared of tank.
He's just like me for real.
100% confirmed.
All right.
Benevides also taking on Ziodik.
I saw Benevide's dad in the front lobby.
I feel like I seen him walking around too.
Yeah.
The bad news team is here and they're here like heavy, okay?
And I don't know, like, as a Canelo fan, I'm just like,
you're cool, but I'm going to stay over here.
Because all you guys do is talk bad about my guy.
He is a monster.
That's like I call him El Monstro and you can check out El Monstro tomorrow night.
Okay, make your way on down here to the MGM Grand and watch the fight to watch,
especially for all our dads out there.
Happy Father's Day weekend.
Happy Father.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Don't you like watching other guys fight instead of you guys?
fighting on Father's Day?
Oh, yeah.
Usually my Theo is fighting over something from 1998.
Seriously.
Let it go.
You could peep that here.
And it's just going to be a good time.
We're going to be broadcasting live all morning long, all right?
And we got red flag or false alarm with our Guy Rose Crimesvik on the way.
That's right.
We got to have one of the red flags or false alarms be a guy this time.
We got to make it fair.
We got to make it fair.
And we need to figure this out.
Equality coming up.
Thank you, big.
Guys have red flags?
We'll see.
We shall see it.
It could be a false alarm.
More unlikely.
Let's get into that.
Next, keep it here.
It's Fire 106.
Come on.
Red flag.
Red flag, everybody.
That's a red flag.
Big red flag.
Red flag.
Or false alarm.
It's Rose Cranzvick, your red flag expert.
Yeah.
And today we are talking about the red flag or false alarm that is we've been dating.
for two months and he's talking about having kids already.
Oh.
All right?
We've been dating for two months and he's talking about having kids already.
Green flag.
Is that a red...
Finish line, green flag.
Is that a red flag or a false alarm?
I love.
Green flag.
Uh, finish line.
Oh, the checkered one?
Yeah.
The checkered flag.
Yeah.
Victory lad.
I'll put in time.
Yeah.
That's a red flag.
That is scary.
You don't even know that person.
Yeah.
You've never met a girl and been like...
No.
Like she made you one of the idea.
No, unless it's Sidney Swinney, but other than that, no.
You had to bring up Sydney Swinging.
You could do that.
Well, how long was it until you had that kid that you don't have that part?
Here we go.
Not on this Father's Day weekend.
You don't.
Yeah, you're a father celebrating.
I am not a father.
Father's day weekend we put in the dead beats on blast.
Oh, I have no kids.
All right.
You do.
Do guys do this where they meet a girl and they're like, hey,
or is that more like of a girl thing to be like, oh, I'm already planning our wedding.
I feel like guys can do it too.
No.
I think so.
Well, you for sure don't.
It can be playful.
It can be playful, but then it can be serious too.
You know what I'm saying?
You already being a dad, Vic.
Is there a girl, you're like,
she would make a good stepmom?
Yeah.
Within the first two months, you could tell.
Not in Colombia.
Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, stepmom and then mom to new kids.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you probably would have to date knowing you're looking for someone that can step in.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Not that Ali needs anyone to step in.
No, yeah.
But on your end, you know?
To be a partner of mine.
Yeah.
But I'm a walking red flag.
So I don't know if I'm a good example.
You are.
You said it.
You said it.
I think it's a big red flag.
Because that's too soon.
It doesn't have to be.
I mean, okay.
Well, back to you guys, we have such a little time on this earth.
I just wish you guys knew how much little time we have.
You don't know anything about them.
Yes.
You get to know them during the pregnancy.
I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
It happens.
It happens.
It happens.
It happens with me too.
You get to know them during the pregnancy.
Oh, wow.
That's your middle name?
That's your favorite?
And then you know them during, like, the worst
because they're in hormonal and all this stuff,
and you're like, oh, okay.
This is the worst that could happen.
You probably don't even have their numbers saved in two months.
That's a you problem.
And I hope baby girl knows you don't have her number saved.
I have her number saved.
That's what?
Nothing special, but I am.
What?
Baby mama?
No, it's her name.
Future baby mama?
Yeah, just a name.
Look in your context right now.
Is anyone baby mama?
No, I don't have anybody.
Let's see.
Type it.
Let me see.
I don't save it.
I don't save anybody as special names, like, at all.
It's okay, we get it.
You're such a man.
Oh, my.
Vic, I think we need to go to the phone guys for this.
We can decide.
So we're going to need your guys' help.
The red flag or false alarm.
We've been dating for two months, and he's talking about having kids.
All right.
All right.
All right.
So we're going on the phones.
We couldn't decide in here.
And we have Cisco from Long Beach on line one.
Cisco.
Oh, least the dragon.
Yo, yo, yo.
What's good.
Is your hair still blonde?
My hair's so blonde
Now I'm still sipping over here
You know
Unleashed the dragon
Okay, Cisco, talk to us
Cisco, what do you think about this?
Is this a red flag or a false alarm?
After two months
Yeah, yeah, that's a major,
major red flag
Tell them, yeah,
Major Red Flag
Why do you think that?
Man, if I could sit here and ran
We'll be talking all day,
but,
you know,
Yeah, man, I mean, like in the little toxic guys.
Yeah.
So it's like this.
It's like this.
I'm dating a chick right now.
I'm dating this female, and she's all over me.
She likes me.
He likes me.
Hold on, right.
You're red flag already.
Wait, wait.
Okay, I'm sorry.
He's triggering me.
All right.
And then, uh, so she's all up on me, whatever.
She's over here.
Like, we went to the daughter game.
She gave me a bobblehead, this and that, and then I'm like,
bubblehead bird.
In the parking?
Bobohead night.
Bobohead night.
Oh, oh, my bad, my bad.
What's the name?
That it was the bubblehead night.
Oh, Yoshimoto.
Yoshimoto.
That's what you got?
That's where we're calling it.
We're calling it that now?
Okay, so she gave you, she gave you bobblehead, and then what?
He ain't got the Yoshimoto.
Yeah, she gave me a bobblehead, right?
So then at the end of the night, after we go to, we go to, we go to, we go to Thames or whatever,
and then I get home, I'm like, yo, this is just kind of weird.
like, why shall you all bomb me like this?
And then she's all talking about, oh, come over my pad, come kick it and this and that.
I'm like, and then my head, like, yeah, this is kind of like a red flag.
So now you're talking about having a kid after too much.
It's like, yeah, no, that's kind of, that's kind of a suss right there.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
Sounds like a green black to me.
She sounds like a green light.
Dodger game, bubble hair, yashimoto.
Come on.
I don't know.
I would afford that tan.
Not convincing enough.
You pulled the bag.
But he said it's a red flag.
So we're going to go a red flag.
Okay.
Red flag on the play.
But also, hey, what's your number, though?
I got a friend named Greg.
It's 5106.
Brown bag mornings, Buenos Dias.
Good morning.
We are a lot from Las Vegas, baby.
We are at the MDM Grand Casino.
This is an amazing weekend.
Shout out to all the daddy's out there.
Yes.
Yes.
Dad, da.
Hey, how many?
Because Maximo and Vic, you guys have.
Kids.
Yeah.
Did they say dada first or mama first?
Dada.
From what I remember.
But who knows because I was sleep deprived.
That's that way you're not.
No, they for sure said that.
Yeah.
For sure you say dada?
Yeah, yeah.
That's the one of the...
In that moment, did you like it?
No, that's the first time.
That's the first time.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
Not the first time.
For a dude.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I was like, why?
I'm here.
I'm the one that's sleep deprived.
I had you.
I'm going through this.
I carried you.
Everything.
And you say that at first.
It does sound cute, though.
Father's Day, you deserve it.
Shout to all the dadas out there.
And my guys in here, Maximo and Victor.
Yeah.
Happy Father's Day.
We are only in Vegas because that's what they requested.
Hey, Father's Day, send me to Vegas.
Yes.
No, we're here for the tank Martin Benavides' Gzodic fight.
It's going down on Saturday, okay?
If you can make your way down here to MGM, just keep in mind, it is hot.
Very, very, very hot.
Back in L.A.
gloomy and we're like, oh, when's it feels like summer.
Come to Las Vegas.
It feels like summer.
Yeah, like, 100.
It feels like summer at night.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the best, though.
Yeah.
It's nighttime and it's warm.
Yeah.
Fives.
This fight will also be live on Prime video, okay?
So it's a great Father's Day weekend thing to do with your dad.
Or just let him have his own time to do.
Leave him alone.
Yeah.
Leave him alone.
Leave him.
Leave him alone.
Give him some slippers and leave him alone.
That's all they really want, huh?
Yeah.
We got shout-outs, though.
We do have shout-outs.
Chava wants to give her daughter, Sophia.
A shout-out for getting honor roll.
Let's go.
On a roll.
Shout out to Jacob Piniera from your dad, Luis.
The Enya is messing with you.
Enya.
Enya.
Enya.
Oh, my gosh.
Enya, isn't that the singer?
Piniera.
Pinier.
That's the D part.
That D.
Knock out by Enya.
Seriously.
Di Nella.
Daniel wants to shout out her daughter's Annabelle,
who just got promoted to middle school.
Okay.
And Olivia from Car Elementary in Torrance.
Carl Elementary?
Car Elementary.
Car Elementary.
Elementary. Let's get it, baby.
Shout out to Torrance.
Yes.
South Bay.
And then we have a birthday.
Heather wants to give a birthday shout out to her son, Michael, who turned 12.
Come on, Michael.
Oh, Michael.
Happy birthday, puppy.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumpalanos.
At thee.
Okay.
Happy Father's Day.
Oh, yeah.
We didn't even know we had a holiday.
I know.
It's sort of a half holiday.
This is when you guys have the rest of holiday.
Look, you guys are doing nagging things on Father's Day.
You know how I know people don't care about Father's Day is that you can get a
reservation anywhere at any time on Sunday.
It's not like Mother's Day.
Like you can't get anywhere.
You have reservations in advance and stuff like that.
It's a grill day I feel too.
Oh, we have to work on our father's day.
We have to grill our own food.
You excited for the socks that you're going to get?
The socks and underwear that you're going to get?
I wish.
My son don't have monies yet.
You get the DIY, the cute little thing from school.
I'm good with the hug.
I'm good with the hug.
I'm good with the hug.
Look how ungrateful you guys are.
For what?
What did we get?
You guys have fun.
You guys get to enjoy your family right there.
Enjoy your children.
Are you going to use your grill?
I am.
Yeah.
That I bought myself.
Yeah.
For your dad, right?
What?
You're going to grill for your dad, right?
I might, yeah.
Yeah.
And everyone knows it's Father's Day for, like, the most fatherist of the house.
Yeah.
True.
Like, you still got a dad.
Yeah.
So sorry, you're doing Father's Day for him.
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's your kid's job to do Father's Day for you.
We stopped by our grandpa, so he got to work too.
Yeah.
So see, he has to work too?
Yeah.
All right.
Maximil, what are your plans?
Me?
A soccer game.
Nice.
Oh, see.
Yeah, being a dad on Father's Day.
Shout out of my time.
I'm going to scream a little more.
Wow.
I'm going to scream a little more this time.
I have the right.
I can yell at her.
I can yell at you.
It's my day, and I choose to yell at you.
Let's get into Word on Rosecrans.
The word on Rosecrans.
The word is
Tanache is back.
Yes.
Having a moment and she chose violence
against her old record label.
Okay?
Look, if you're having a hard time
remembering who Tanashi is,
she had a breakout hit Title II on
that had a Drake verse
and a schoolboy cue verse.
All right, so let me refresh your memory.
Okay, so back to present day.
She has a new song titled Nasty Girl
that is not only going viral on TikTok,
IG, all social media,
but she also just performed on
me Kimmel live.
And while she was there, she was talking to, you know, a reporter.
Yeah.
And, well, actually, let me play you the song, Nasty Girl, really quick, so you guys can get up to date with it.
That's a great song right now.
I love this song.
Get it my little nasty girl.
Match my freak.
Oh, my gosh.
And Greg.
Doing the dance and everything.
Yeah.
I guess I'm a nice girl, Greg.
I'm a athlete.
I'm going to back tired.
All right.
I'm glad for Tanishi because you want her to, you don't want her to be like,
Oh, that one hit one range.
Granted, she's had more than two hours.
And, you know, even during that pandemic, remember, she did the dance that, like, had everybody
turned up because she could dance really well?
Yeah.
I think she did the savage dance, the Magda Stallion.
Yeah.
But she does, like, she's, like, she's, really talented.
She's maintained her relevance.
And she has, like, a really hardcore fan base.
Exactly.
I'm sure she's very excited now to be like, we told y'all.
Yeah.
No, literally.
So, yeah, she was asked about being independent.
And, you know, if her old, uh, or just, just caught up to ask her about it.
So listen to this.
Like, by myself.
This bad he couldn't do it, but you can't.
Let's go.
Yeah, I love that for her.
I'm sure that's been eating at her too.
You know, you don't want to be cast as that.
And I like that she's doing it.
Not for sure, because unfortunately, a lot of artists
unintentionally get shelved in certain places where they go.
And not everything makes sense for everybody.
So it's good to see her finally feel free and be able to release music.
And then she got like that, like, I know there's the Drake's Stimmy package,
but then there's also the great curse of after he does a stimmy package with you,
like what happens to you?
next.
Like McCorm is still waiting for his nasty girl.
Right?
Yeah.
Oh my guy.
I hope it comes.
So also, she was asked about her record label and if she feels like that they made a mistake by letting her go.
Listen to this.
You know, we just, we didn't need them.
All you need is like hard work, good fans, talent.
Like, I know they're gagging.
Yeah.
Oh, now they are.
They're sick.
That's the best love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it was like, like you said, Lettie, it's good to see, you know,
her come out on the other side when, you know,
I'm sure a lot of people doubted her and was like,
oh, you know, she's not this anymore
and this and that. Because a lot of people
will say, oh, like a record label
let you go. That's it. You're done.
You're toast. Nobody's going to listen to your
music anymore. But it's just like
you just got to kind of restart, reset.
You know, it doesn't necessarily mean your
career's over. Yeah, but I got nasty girl. I'll repeat
every single day. I walk around the hallways.
He took a picture with her.
Yeah. It's my boo right there.
Tonashi. I'm going to say, what's that? Tanashi. Remember that
picture. I'll match her free. I'll match her
frigating day. I'll be her nasty girl.
What?
That's her favorite song too.
We'll both be nasty girls for her.
Yeah.
All right.
Next story, please. I need to move on.
I need to move on. All right. Look, Kanye West may not
be living the good life anymore.
Okay? What do you mean?
Kanye just celebrated a birthday recently on June 8th.
And while he had a good time in Europe with his wife,
he was having dinner in Florence, Italy.
And he was recently on.
on a flight to Japan and was caught flying economy.
Now, I'm not going to shame him for doing something I do.
Yeah.
But there was a point a couple years ago where he said he was one of the richest men in America
and because of the success in fashion with Yeezy, Adidas and the Gap.
But I don't know too many billionaires who fly economy, but actually don't know any billionaires.
Yeah.
I was about saying you know some billionaires?
I don't know any.
But.
Someone would say that's why they stay billionaires.
They're true.
True.
True.
Yeah.
You know, like, you know the most cold people have the most money?
Yeah.
Like, my grandma was so rich.
Like, she had bread, bread.
And then she would always just, like, make sure, like, you're going to the 99.
You're going to the Swampy First.
Yeah.
But it's like, that's how she stayed rich.
Save every little penny.
Yeah.
The rich guy's name that had the same car since 1980s.
I forgot his name.
Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett?
I forgot his name.
Warren Buffett?
Was it Warren Buffett?
I don't know.
I just know.
But yeah, he was rich as hell, but he had an old car.
Same car.
Yeah, same car because he's like, I don't need crazy cars.
What I do?
I'm wondering, because, like, low-key, like, shout out to Southwest.
But Southwest is, like, the same flight.
Like, it's the same.
Everybody's equal.
Yeah.
Okay.
And so it's like, you're going to sit there.
Like, I've been on flights, and it's, like, mustard is on the same flight.
Yeah.
And I know mustard can go.
But it's, like, such a quick flight from L.A. to Vegas.
This one was to Japan, so it's a little different.
Usually, the Japanese flights, like, like, if you're going that far,
it's usually a bigger plane, usually more comfortable and stuff like that.
The economy was, it was like a two-season.
on each side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it is economy in a sense, but I feel like it's like a plus.
Yeah.
It's not our type of economy.
It's like not our type of economy.
It's like not our time.
It's like, he's in business class or what?
Maybe.
No, I don't know.
But it did look, the plane did look like a smaller plane too.
Yeah.
So I don't know if that's the reason that.
Like this kind of what we got to do to get to where we're in.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And you could check out the video of him asleep in his bathrobe that says, yeah.
All right.
That he probably took from the hotel, but whatever.
Just like me for real.
No way.
Has the name?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can check that out on Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram.
But, yeah, so people are wondering like, hey, you know, what is he doing bad with money?
Whatever, you know, just speculation online.
He's like in the front of the plane, huh?
Yeah.
It's like the first seat in that section.
It's like when Jayze took the train.
Yeah.
I feel like it's also he knows what kind of cloud it's going to get.
Let's just go, let's do this.
Like we'll get a little coverage or something.
Ah, yeah.
It's like that part of the plane where they look at you like, you're not supposed to be sitting over here.
You go in the back.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Yeah, that's what you're looking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you see Kanye, you've got to walk back a couple steps.
Yeah.
No, keep on.
Your seat's not here.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that was your word on Rose Cranes.
I'm Rose Cranz.
I'm Rose Cranzvick for Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right, there's some new laws that are going into effect in California starting July 1st, okay?
I always thought the new laws were just on January 1st of every year.
But apparently, I'm still learning.
We're learning as we go, you guys.
Every day you can learn something.
But I'm going to tell you, this just.
this July 1st, 2024, instead of no more locked doors, it's no more hidden fees in California.
There have been two bills that passed, and these are low-key dope.
You know, sometimes, like, you go to sign up for, like, an Airbnb or like a pier speed.
Yeah.
One of those, and it's like, oh, my God, $45 a day.
And then it's like, yeah, with $800 cleaning fee.
And then you're like, yeah.
And a booking, booking fee.
Yeah.
And a fee for a fee.
Yeah.
A fee fee fee.
Yeah.
A fee fee.
They should have those
I don't want that
Or do we
Anyway
Shout to all the homies
I'm in jail
But
That it can no longer happen
They have to show
What the price is for real
In the advertisement
Or like in however you're looking it up
And I know a lot of us get lost in that
Like we see a price
Then until checkout we see
Oh this is the price for real
So that's gonna be awesome
That's good
Especially when you order food
Like for delivery
I swear it's like oh my God
$7 and then before you look is like 33.
Yes.
All the time.
It's because y'all aren't members like me.
Okay, I'm an OG door dasher.
All right.
We didn't say it was DoorDash, by the way.
No, but I get the points and I get the rewards.
I get the like fees off.
So talk to me nice.
So these bills, Bill 478 and Bill 537,
essentially require the advertised or displayed price
for most goods or services to include all fees and other charges.
That way you don't get like caught up in this,
hidden fees thing and I think that's amazing.
I love that.
Well, I stopped getting charged for like a Whittier fee.
I keep getting that on everything I buy.
With your fee?
No, you deserve to pay more.
Why?
Because you're a Padres fan specifically in the city of Whittier.
Yeah.
So you're getting taxed, brother.
I get charged.
I get charged.
It's like an extra $3.
I don't know what it is, but I just get charged.
They have that in Hollywood too.
When I used to live there, everything was more expensive.
And I wouldn't realize until I would go like visit my dad in another part of L.A.
And I'm just like, dude, it's not as expensive out here.
Makes sense to be you?
So no more of those?
No more of those?
They need to find all that.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know about that.
Yeah.
This is just more for goods and services, dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got excited.
When did you see the Whittier fee?
It's like weird because I order stuff online and it says withier fee.
Oh.
Really?
It's like a delivery fee or something like that.
Wow.
That's what I'm surprised.
Maybe it's just for safety and protection.
Maybe it's just.
I know some of those types of taxes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Different.
Like getting ripped off?
No, I think it's just, yeah.
Lining the politician's pockets.
Yeah.
That part.
Oh.
The homie politician.
There's also the right to repair that's starting July 1st, which I think is pretty tight.
Manufacturers, if they get something wholesale, let's say they get an electronic for $50.
They can't up the price when they sell them out to these places and you end up buying them.
You know, that's pretty tight because you get upcharged.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they still haven't done this to like the medical industry.
Yeah.
But I think this is kind of what you want.
Step by step.
Little by little.
Right.
Wow, they're messing with the dudes at the bottom.
but
pharmacy.
Farma,
big farmer I know.
Yeah.
We need more.
See me an offer up.
I'll still upsell it.
Yeah.
No, yeah,
that margin is like,
it gets crazy sometimes.
Like, yeah,
they get it for this amount
and then all of a sudden
you sell it for this much.
And you're like,
I get it,
but also like,
does it have to be that much?
Is this going to go for like shoe resellers too?
It says electronics.
Oh,
electronic.
Okay.
Electronics specifically.
Yeah.
Because electronics are
so if a particular company
makes something,
thing in like a foreign country and they get it.
So Apple gets a wholesale.
And it says like you got like spare parts or tools available to repair
and maintain a product. Let's say like for example and I'm just using this as an example
because my screen is broken.
You know there's someone that manufactures that screen.
True.
Right.
But then when we go to pay for it, it's like $100, $200.
Yeah.
It should be whatever.
Nothing more after 50 bucks.
If they're paying 50 bucks, it can't be crazy upselling.
They're going to start saying, well, it's the service that we're doing.
That's what they're.
Then say that you're paying for the service.
Yeah.
Maybe you negotiate the service.
The screen is $5.
The service is $220.
I'm never getting the screen big.
All right.
Those are new laws happening out here in California, July 1st, and I think that's pretty tight.
That's pretty cool.
I have a little bit more time to tell you guys about this Harvard study.
Can I tell you about it?
It's getting a little weird.
I don't know if we can find the X-Files, little sound imaging in the meantime.
That's not how expressive.
The truth is out there.
Okay.
Harvard did a study and, or did a report to say that aliens are among us.
They either look like us or they're in the moon or they're in the water,
which is basically stuff that we've kind of already figured.
Here it is.
Oh.
What about area 51?
I'm not going to lie.
Someone's an alien here at Sanji.
Wow.
What?
What?
Wow.
That is cool.
Wow.
No, no, that's not true.
That's not true.
She showed me her green card.
Yeah, I do.
I have a passport.
I don't mean illegal alien.
That is crazy statement.
Wow.
That's wild, Maximo.
Not you.
What do you mean?
Weird tendencies.
Like what?
Okay.
Here's what, here's what, here's what from Harvard said.
Look, these beings may reflect activities of intelligent beings concealed in stealth here on earth.
like concealed in stealth.
That sounds like very
size by.
Or underground.
Or near environs, like the moon.
I didn't know that the moon was an environment.
These are really cool.
Or even walking among us,
passing as humans.
Wow.
Okay?
Oh, yeah.
No, I believe it.
Do you guys have any people you suspect as a...
One and one second I'm reading a quote.
Although this idea is likely to be regarded
skeptibly by most scientists,
such are the nature of some UAP.
That's the unidentified...
The new term for UFO.
Yeah.
That we argue this.
possibility should not be dismissed.
Yeah.
If Harvard said it, I kind of believe it, dog.
Yeah, me too.
I don't believe it when the White House says it or something about Harvard.
Yeah.
They're just independent researchers.
They don't have anything again from that.
I think Jose's an alien because of his car.
She's emotionless.
No, a UFO hit Jose's car.
Remember I told you guys?
My birth story?
Yes.
I'm the alien, Doug.
You are really alien.
I told my mom that I think that they gave me to her and gave her this fake origin story.
I have no baby pictures.
My mom said I was born on Thanksgiving,
but when I went back to that year,
when I'm signing up on an email,
it says I was born on a Monday.
Thanksgiving is on Thursday.
I'm like,
you're lying.
And when I told her,
she laughed,
dog.
I said,
hey,
I did all the research.
Who sent me to you?
And what lies have they told?
Yeah.
Can I get your plugs number?
Your plug?
Your plug?
It's so annoying.
This is off my own intelligence,
okay?
Extraterrestrial intelligence.
Just know that I'm on to you.
You're listening right now and know that I know.
You're listening right now.
Give me my money.
Give him my bread.
Keep it here.
We have Simp of the Week on the way,
and we also have Homey Help Line.
Power 106, Brownback Mornings.
These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week.
Simps, Simps, Simps of the Week.
This is Maximo, which is Simp of the Week.
And this week, we have three nominees for Simper of the Week.
Our first nominee is Little Dirk.
So Little Dirk's girlfriend, India Real, went on Instagram live and was talking about
her little Dirk not being able to miss her calls.
And if he does miss her calls, he has 10 minutes to call back.
To call back or else.
And this is what she said.
He better call me back.
So one thing about me, I'm going to call one time and that's it.
I don't even play like that.
I call one time and I text one time.
And don't lie and say I don't.
And once I call that one time, you miss it.
call back, you get 10 minutes.
He got 10 minutes.
Love that energy. Or else.
Super sidebar. Doesn't India
Royal sound like a restaurant?
What?
Doesn't her name sound like a restaurant?
India Royal?
That's a super sidebar.
Sorry.
Intrusive thoughts.
But yes.
And the funniest thing was that Little Dirk was on
Instagram live with her.
And he kind of tried to reply and play
off the seriousness and like the
playfulness that she was doing.
Yeah. And this is how it went.
So I call you.
You call me?
You be checking him with me when you were outside
Because I'm gonna text you or not
Why are you gonna
I'm gonna go on to talk you
Why I'll let him go?
He is scabby
So not only is she giving him an ultimatum
She's laughing at him online
Laughing in the space
They're both laughing at each other
Yeah for sure
But after this, after she starts laughing
He just walks away
He knows his girl
Yeah for sure
So then our next nominee
is a girl, a fan of Chris Brown.
She ended up going to a Chris Brown's concert
and she had a sign that said,
I broke my engagement for this show
and Chris Brown saw it while performing.
Listen.
I gotta thank y'all.
Because y'all about these tickets
to serve all this stuff.
I called off my engagement
to come to see you.
That's crazy.
So not only she called it off, right?
Right. But the real
Sim nominee is her man.
Yep.
Because her man really called off an engagement
because his girl wanted to see Chris Brown.
Unless she bought the VIP package
because if she did then maybe he has an easy.
Yeah, that VIP, the meet and greet.
Yeah, the meeting.
Oh, with Chris and all those pictures.
No.
You're taking a wild photos.
Yep.
For the low, low price of $1,111.
You can greet the meat.
Yay!
They can't know.
But it doesn't seem like she got that package.
So it was really him just hating that she had front of those seats.
Yeah, like, don't go.
If you go to the Chris Brown concert, it's over.
Chris Brown noticed her.
That's the biggest thing.
That's a bigger.
Yeah, but all he said was, that was a flex for her.
All she, all he said was, that's crazy.
Yeah.
And continue on.
Yeah.
Honestly, she's going to carry that memory forever.
And while she's, like, packing up her stuff to move, like, she's just going to be, like,
oh, yeah.
You know.
Chris Brown saw me.
She's just replaying that video.
Yeah, while she looks for her new apartments and stuff, like, she's going to be like, oh, my God.
That's going to put Chris Brown's greatest hits on shuffle and
pack up.
It's never the right time to say goodbye.
Me a pooracito in the other room.
He said, these girls ain't love.
He wouldn't be able to hear another
Chris Brown song about.
Yeah, he's playing whoever Chris Brown's
op is for sure.
Oh, man.
Our next nominee, our final nominee,
is James Hardin's girlfriend.
Her name is Paige Spites.
So over the weekend, they were at a wedding,
Rajan Rondo's wedding.
And they were standing in the back of the
circle of when the wife throws the
Yeah.
So the wife threw the bouquet in the air, and it just so happened to pass the circle and land in her feet.
Yeah, he flew over all the girls that were right there ready to catch it.
Yeah.
It went right over them.
All of them.
To where Hardin and his girl weren't even in it.
They didn't want to take part or anything.
She got an arm on her.
The bride.
The bride.
And the James Hardin's girl, Paige, happened to pick it up, and she was full of excitement.
She started jumping.
Yeah.
Like, isn't this crazy?
I wasn't even in the circle
and it lies to destiny.
And whoever was recording this video
just happened to have the perfect zoom in
on James Hardin's face
and he looked like he saw a ghost.
Yeah, if eyes popping out
was like, he and that James Hart was shit.
Oh, it's an incredible meme.
It's a meme now.
And the internet was just trolling him,
her like, I can't believe that he made that face
and he gave her like this awkward kiss
of like, oh.
Congratulations.
We didn't talk about
Who would be the simp in this situation?
Oh, it's her.
Why?
Because she had to respond.
It went so viral that she ended up responding to the fans.
And this is the statement she released.
I wasn't even participating, L.O.L.
I'm standing outside the circle in the back.
The bouquet landed right at my feet.
Hey, a win is a win.
Aw.
She had to explain it.
James Hardin didn't think so.
Yeah.
You know?
He was scared.
He was super scared.
You know what?
James Hardin leads the league in memes.
Like, he's a meme so many times.
just based off his like expressions.
Yeah.
Yes.
And this is one.
Yeah.
How many rings does James Harden have?
Zero, but how many memes does he have?
10.
Okay.
Oh.
Making sure she has zero rings too.
He's winning on the internet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, if I ain't got no rings, you ain't getting a ring.
Oh.
You got to throw that thing back.
She's had three chances at rings.
All NBA players.
Yeah.
You got to type.
Y'all got types all in type.
Those bartenders?
That's my target.
They know each other.
It's a cold world.
All right, you need a drum roll?
Yes, please.
Drum ball, please.
And the winner, the simple of the week is.
Paige Spites.
James Hardin's girl.
And the reason she really gets it is because that meme is going to live on the energy.
Forever.
Yes, thank you for that, baby girl.
And like Paige would say, a win is a win.
There you go.
You just won.
Yeah.
Come in a week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
All right, check this out, homie.
If you need a homie or need some help, we need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Mabel needs our help.
Mabel.
All right, she sent us to D.M.
And said, hey, Brownback, my significant other and I have a child together.
For Mother's Day, he gave me my gifts, but celebrated Mother's Day with his mom and his family.
while I celebrated with mine.
He could have spent some time with his family
and some time with me, but he chose not to.
Father's Day is around the corner.
Would I be wrong if I did the same thing?
Just give him his gift and not celebrate
his first Father's Day with him?
Question mark, question mark, question mark, question,
Martin.
She said, it was not my first Mother's Day.
I do have other children from previous relationships.
Help me out, Brown Bag.
All right.
Guys, how do you feel about this?
I mean...
How do you feel about if your baby mama don't get along with your mom,
but it's like a holiday?
So you try to have to figure it out.
Because that's what I'm assuming initially happened,
that her man was like, damn, I wish I could be with you
and the kids that you have, plus the kids that I have,
our kids together, like the kids you brought in
and then our kids together.
All of our kids.
Or my mom, who you don't get along with it.
Because I know we can't do something together.
For sure.
Here's a solution.
I'll just give you a present.
Because I see you every day.
And then you have our kids.
And then I go with my mom because I'm her kid.
I don't see every day.
It pisses me off on both sides, to be honest.
Yeah.
Because I'm like, first of all, mama's boy.
Like, just get over it already.
Like, once you have a family, once you start your own family, like you, not that
you're not going to see your mom anymore, but that's not your priority.
Like, that's not the one that you should be catering to on Mother's Day.
You know, it should be secondary, like, you know, right behind his life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, like, you know, it's like, you're building a new family, you know?
And to me, it's like, bro, like, okay, that was, that was weird, you know, and that wasn't like good.
But for her, for the, the girl to turn around, just be petty, just to do it, just to do it.
She's wondering.
Yeah.
She's wondering.
Yeah, she's asking.
She's asking.
She's asking.
But it crossed her mind.
Yeah.
All those questions.
That hurt her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All those question marks make it seem like there is some pettiness to it.
Yeah.
So for her and the family not to get along, there's pettiness.
There's probably peddiness on both sides.
And in the sense, I agree with Vic, like, it is your role as when you start a family that that's your priority.
But then that's also your mom.
And, you know, your mom is usually older than you.
So it's like, you know.
Like, I mean, she's closer.
Close.
I mean, closer to finish line.
You know what I.
Oh, go ahead.
And it's like also like a respecting.
Yeah.
It is a respecting.
Yeah.
I think maybe it should have been the other way.
around where you drop off the gift set with mom and spend the day with your girl who's the
you're like that's your first kid together mother's day right yeah you know what I'm saying yeah
it kind of could have been better the other way around than her feeling like I just had your son
or daughter I just had your kid and now you're not spending you're spending you with your mom
and so this would be his first father's day yeah so yeah I mean for me it's like should I spend it with
dad and not you.
Lo-key.
He must be like, yeah, go ahead.
Better for me, you didn't care about your first Father's Day?
No, yeah, you did.
No, that's super important.
And then wonder why we don't care about your Father's Day?
Yeah, we got to care before we care.
Yeah.
No, yeah, like, I mean, mind you, like this past Mother's Day, I wasn't like in like a serious
relationship or anything.
But like, whatever, whether it's my mom or my grandma that I can't see or make time for,
I'm sending flowers at least.
You know what I'm saying?
Or like, you know, the equivalent of a gift.
but yeah if I have like a serious relationship it's like no we're spending that day together
if we can all spend the day together perfect you know what I'm saying if something happens
where there's drama and we can't yeah or they just have different plans and then we do it's like
okay they get flowers all that stuff but like I feel like my family would understand you know
because it's like I'm trying to build something here like how many mothers they have I spent
with y'all you know what I'm saying?
And and there's like loki we kind of get a little loophole uh Hispanics to have that two mothers
I'm not sure if Maple's Hispanic
But I know like that 10th
The May 10th
That's when we celebrate our moms
We took him to Benihana's
All that gets up on Mother's Day
I'm sorry I'm not I'm trying to do
Something for me like yeah
And so I wanted to go to the beach so we went to the beach
You know what I'm saying
Me personally too like I understand like
Father's Day is a specific day
Yeah but like if you could say like
Hey you know mom like
Or dad whatever the day before
Father's Day or Mother's Day like I want to go
out with you celebrate you that way i could spend the actual day with vice versa yeah like i me i wouldn't
take it personal as long as you're making time it doesn't have to be the same exactly it has to be on
father's day it doesn't count like to me that that's like a little extreme for me person and this is loki a bigger
sign that if you do something to me i'm going to do the same back to you yes for your whole relationship
you forget my coffee i'm gonna i'll forget your coffee wow no that's what she seems like
Oh yeah.
Yeah. That's like, hey, he did this her mother's day.
I'm going to do the same for Father's Day.
Yeah.
Right?
Hey, he did this.
Like, I'm going to do this back.
Slippery slow.
Clearly, this hurt her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She does have other children.
Yep.
So maybe she feels like, look, their dads don't owe me anything.
But like you're my partner.
You should make me feel special on this day, right?
Exactly.
And that should be assigned to him.
She's not afraid to leave, homie.
Hey.
That there's other kids.
Oh, man.
Other baby daddy needs, you can be the next one.
Hey, man.
Don't play with your family.
Get your family, man.
Get your house in order.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the baby daddy means I know when to leave.
Yeah.
We're here to help her.
I'm helping her by helping him.
Okay.
It's Father's Day weekend.
Shout out to all the next out there.
Yeah.
You know what?
And there is Saturday and Sunday for a reason.
Yeah.
If she really wanted to be like,
hey, I want it.
No, she doesn't want to.
to do something for her. She wants to get him back.
Yeah. She's looking for revenge.
Looking for him being.
I'm like, hey, on Saturday, bro, do a barbecue
with every dad that you want.
No, no. Not the baby daddy's.
Like you're doing.
Not a baby daddy barbecue.
Hey, that sounds like a fight.
But I was going to say, you watch the fight.
Watch the tag Martin,
Benavide's the Celtic fight.
Because that's going to go down on
Saturday this weekend, okay?
Yeah.
Celebrating right here in Las Vegas.
And it's going to be on Amazon Prime.
I didn't mean it like that, fools.
I meant like, that's where you invite your dad and his dad celebrate there.
Then the next day, do whatever he wants.
Make all the baby daddy's fight?
And then they all choose rounds.
What do you think is going to be a knockout?
It's going to be a knockout?
You guys are going to walk out together?
No, no, no, no.
Kind of rounds.
Let's help out Mabel, okay?
She wants to know if she has our blessing to be petty back on Father's Day.
Yeah.
And just give her man a gift and then go celebrate it with her dad instead.
You know it's going to be like some weird petty gift too.
Yeah.
It's going to be pertaining to like, oh yeah, so every time you visit your mom and not me,
like you can wear these.
Some mama's boy type stuff.
Something.
Ooh.
Here's a pan, but she can cook for you.
A shirt with her face.
Yeah.
Look, since you love your mom so much, little boy.
And I wonder why they be.
That's a little boy.
Little boy.
I wonder why they be.
I know.
Side question.
Let's say your girl and your mom, your guys are driving somewhere.
Which one goes in the front seat?
Which one goes in the back seat?
And it's probably happened already.
Yeah, you're a girl and your mom.
Whoever I pick up front?
These guys have girls with that.
Oh, well, I'm talking Maximo specifically because he has a baby room.
Whoever I pick up first?
Whoever you pick up first goes in the front?
Yeah.
Nah.
My mom always goes in front.
Like, no matter what?
No way.
Yeah, my mom was the mother of your children.
No, still, good at the back.
Get to the back.
Really?
I'm telling my mom get her ass in the back.
No.
You're making mom go back?
Yeah.
You're making a mom go to the back.
You had your time in the front.
And your girl in the front seat?
No, because my girl, if I'm already with her and she's in the front, I'm not going to have her get out and go to the back.
No.
They're talking with my mom.
What?
But my girl would usually say, hey.
This is, I'm telling you, this is going to either make or break your fanship with a lot of listeners because this is like.
Either they're going to love Greg or they're going to hate you guys.
But my girl will be like, hey, do you want to go to the front?
She'll ask her.
No.
Oh, you leave it to.
Yeah.
And my mom would be like, nah, that's cool.
Yeah, but that's because your mom's nice.
But inside she means like, oh, my son didn't stand up for me.
He should have put me in the front seat.
The car should have pulled up with the front seat open for me.
No, she's true.
Your girl's in the back seat.
You're being very solid.
You're being very solid.
Get in that back seat.
Wow.
Yeah, Greg.
What the hell?
I know you live at home from my brother.
I don't have kids.
Yeah, you do.
No.
Never take a ride in Greg's car.
No.
My mom always goes in the front, though.
I feel like it's disrespectful if my mom goes in the back.
Even if that's the mother of your kids.
Even if that's the mother of my kids, my mom goes in the front.
It's comfortable.
There's more space.
My mom gets it all right there.
Oh, you know that because if you say she goes in the back thing, you're going to get kicked out of the house.
Hold on.
This is way funnier because Greg drives a single cab.
Yeah.
There's no back to.
So his girl's going to go in the bed of my truck?
There's a little capper back there?
I guess out of chapter one.
That's hilarious.
We're fighting for her life back there.
There's some straps back there.
Now that you mention it like that, yeah, I can't, like, throw my mom out the back back.
Okay, my mom go in front.
What about mother-in-law?
Same thing.
Same energy.
Same energy.
She goes in the front.
Mother-in-law goes in the front.
You love your mother-in-law, right?
No, but, like, same thing.
Like, whoever's there first is, I'm not going to be like, get out.
Your mother-in-law is usually my girl in the front.
Nah.
Mother-in-law, I'd be so afraid to, like, offend her.
Yeah.
I'd be like, I don't want to get on her bad side at all.
She goes right in the front.
So she would probably...
Mother-in-in-law goes right in the front.
Mother-in-law,
mother-grandmother, it doesn't matter.
You just don't like your wife.
Yeah, you're a future girl.
You're not a lover.
They got a lap in the front.
You're picking up your mom and your mother-in-law only.
What the hell am I doing if I'm picking up my mom and my mother-in-law?
Where are we going?
Having a good time?
Yeah.
Picking out an engagement ring?
The battle of the moms.
Yeah.
Who goes in the front of it?
Wait, look, see, this is what I'm talking about.
People don't care about Father's Day because we're talking.
talking about mom on Father's Day.
You see what I mean?
Father's Day weekend.
You see?
And it's all started because of beef with moms.
Exactly, yeah.
So I'm trying to figure out where she got her beef from.
It could have been, hey, he picked me up and put his mom in the front.
Or the other way around.
Let's do this.
What's up?
You have your dad and your father-in-law.
Who goes in the front?
Between my dad and my father-in-law?
Probably my father-in-law.
Because he likes to talk.
And then my dad loves to be with the boys.
He'll just be back there.
That's not even my mom.
No boys.
No boys are in the car.
But my mom likes being in the back with the boys.
Like, spending time with them, being a grandma.
No boys in the car?
No boys in the car?
Then they can both go in the back.
They can both actually show each other.
I'll put in my purse.
I'm trying to say two pipe in the room.
You guys talk about some Mexican stuff in the back.
Some Mexican stuff.
Yeah, I don't know.
Talk about the rancho in the city of Mexico.
The Mexican no.
Yeah.
Because my dad's from El Rancho and then Hordes parents are from like the city of Mexico.
Very different.
I like, go enjoy that.
Chee-co.
All right, regardless of our little theoretical situation, we want to know how you would help Mabel.
She wants to know if she should be petty back to her man this Father's Day weekend because on Mother's Day he only gave her gifts then left to go celebrate with his mom because her her and her mom don't get along.
She wants to do the same for Father's Day, okay?
But she needs our blessing first.
Do we give it to her?
Crazy.
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All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Mabel needs our help.
She's trying to decide whether to be petty or not for Father's Day.
Basically, her and her significant other have a child together.
And for Mother's Day, he got her gifts, but celebrated it with his mom instead.
And so she's wondering if she should do the same thing for Father's.
Father's Day that's coming up this weekend.
Yeah, and then I did an ADHD thing.
Yeah.
And I brought up, I'm sorry.
Drama.
I brought up a situational, right?
Because I was trying to figure out, I wonder why they don't get along.
But also sometimes you guys start beef and you don't even know you start beef.
True.
You guys, like if in case, maybe theoretically, you were to pick up both your mom and your
girl and you put one in the back seat that thinks she has the right to be in the front seat,
now the beef is on, okay?
It's as simple as that.
Yeah.
So then I asked the guys what they would do.
And then I got different questions.
Greg stood on business said no matter what a mom is in the front and not the mom of my kids.
Nope.
I don't even talk to my kid.
My mom is going right.
So it wouldn't make you think that I'll get my mom right.
I don't have a kid.
I don't.
I do not.
Can we put the photos side by side?
No, we can't.
For Father's Day?
For Father's Day, let's tell the dad that thinks it's his kid that, hey, it's really yours.
I don't even know who that guy is.
I know you don't.
It's not me.
It's not me.
Your baby's calling him daddy.
Not involved.
Okay.
Maximo said, whoever's in the car first.
And usually is going to be your girl.
So just say it's your girl before anybody.
It's respectful.
And it's okay to choose your girl.
No, that's fine.
But just choose it.
That's whoever is in the car first.
It's going to be her.
90% of the time is her.
Yeah.
For sure.
Is it sometimes that it's your mother-in-law?
Yeah, sometimes.
Can you let her stay in the front?
Yeah.
It's just making me so mad.
That is making me so mad.
Victor?
No, my mom got to go to the back.
Oh my wow
My mama
I can't even picture saying that
Me
No this guy
Oh
Not a sim but I have mommy issues
There's different
Okay
I cannot picture
Telling my mom
Go sit in the back seat yeah
No
So if your girls in the front
You'd be like hey
Get out and go to the back
Yeah tell her get in the back
Okay so let's figure out
Like let's settle this score before we help Mabel
Because again I'm sorry for the ADHD
We have David from East Lose on the line
David. David.
David.
Hello.
What's up, David?
Hi, David.
David.
David, talk to me in that theory.
Hello, David.
David.
Hello, David.
I didn't know if you can hear us back.
East Los with your boulevard.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hi, caller.
Say your name.
That sounds like the party line.
All right, David, talk to us.
What would you do in a situation?
Hey, hello.
I don't think he could hear us.
Oh, okay.
What do you guys say?
You say, hello, one more time.
We're going to hang up on you.
For real, really.
Damn.
David.
Who goes in the front seat and who goes in the backseat between your Swaggerer or your mom and your girl?
I probably keep my girl in the front.
See, like, you know what's the good point?
It's whoever's in the front at the time?
That's probably who's going to stay there.
But, like, I was telling them when I called earlier, like, I don't get along with
like, why get that right?
So, like, for me, I would love to.
I would, I know, it's crazy.
But either way, whatever, you know, that's how it is.
It'd be less sometimes.
It happens, bro, David.
You're not the only one, all right?
I know I'm not the only one.
So you know what's feeling good, right?
What did you drink?
I love it.
I would, I would like to pull up, like, to go somewhere with my mom and my
son and I pull up.
I got a big ride.
So no matter where you, no matter where you sit in the ride,
you're comfortable, you know what I'm saying?
But I would like, I would like to pull up with my hip-off.
Let us know the making model.
He got a Tahoe.
You cut.
Oh, it's a, uh, it's a, uh, VW turbo bug.
Nah, actually.
Someone wants to be on the radio.
All right, David.
I just messed around.
I got, I got suburban, no, regular.
Oh, sorry.
You know it.
Comfortable.
Okay.
Um, but yeah, so I would like to, I would like to just,
my bag on.
Go ahead.
You would definitely.
put your suagra in the least comfortable area.
A red carpet out and be like,
my, swagger, let me get your purse and all that.
You know, I'm not.
No, I get what you're saying.
They're making it weird, but I get what you're saying.
Yeah, so, like, I would like to roll up with my mom in the front seat
and her be like, and I'm like, you know?
What about me?
I love it, I love it.
Patras.
Pa-tras.
You can hear the bass.
Go.
All right.
Thank you, David.
Thank you for making our Friday, bro.
You're a good time.
Appreciate you.
And whatever she did to beef with you is her fault, dog.
Yeah, it's not your fault.
Sometimes I don't understand.
All right.
Look, now let's go to actually help our girl, Mabel.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Mabel wants to know if it's okay for her to be petty back to her man,
who on Mother's Day only gave her Mother's Day gift
and then went to hang out with his mom instead of being with Mabel.
Mabel and his mom don't get along
So Mabel said look
On Father's Day
Should I be the same way
And only give him presents but then did
So he can feel what I'm feeling
All right?
We have Mabel
On the line right now
Mabel
Mabel
Yes
Am I getting it correctly
Am I missing anything
Mamacita Linda
Well
Okay
Kind of
But you know
I'm paying
Yes, I am petty.
I'm a woman.
I can't help it.
I knew it.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
It's your month, Mama,ita.
It's your month.
Yes, it is.
So, Mother's Day is, it's a long day.
She could have spent some time there, sometime here, correct?
Yeah.
But he chose not to.
And his mom, he sees her every day.
They work together, family business.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Enough.
And she also.
said that she don't celebrate the mother's day because she don't have a mom.
So why did he celebrate with her?
I mean, again, he could have celebrated sometime there and sometimes with me, but he chose not to.
He chose to give you the gifts and then dip with her.
Did he tell you he was going to do that or it just happened?
It just happened.
Can I ask why you and her mom don't get along?
Because she doesn't know how to respect boundaries between my child.
She wants to kiss my child on the mouth.
Gotcha.
Oh, she tells you like, how you're doing it wrong, all this stuff.
But you already been a mom, so you're like, I already know a lady.
Um, correct.
I feel you.
Um, okay, so, so you feel like he should have spent time with you and, and, um, like 50,
yeah, like 50, like at least split up the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When she, when she, obviously, you said that she, she doesn't know her boundaries.
So like when she tells you things, is it like she tells you and then judges you or,
How's like what made it like so like I don't want to be around this lady
Yeah like she she called me a bad mother for not allowed you to kiss my child in the mouth behind your back
No to my face to your face oh okay yeah that's big yeah yeah prior to that me and her were
Really close yeah you guys were tight yeah it's all it can always be that one thing
It can always be that one thing and then there's nothing you could say to a mom
mom that's worse than you're a bad mom.
Yeah.
That is like you're choosing violence against me.
Would you still have to be nice to her after that?
No.
At that point, it's like, I don't have to prove myself.
I'm doing this for my kids.
I'm sure that got you in like your lioness vibe.
Like, lady, what?
Yes, it did.
It flipped from like, we're really nice to, uh-uh, now we're ups.
No, I actually, when that incident happened, I just looked at her and I walked away.
Yeah.
So now your man's kind of like in between.
And so I'm assuming he thought,
Hey, this is a great idea.
Let me just give my girl her presents, and then I'll go be with my mom.
Right?
Right.
Okay.
What was the gifts he got you?
Some Jordan's that have been wanting flowers and a gift card.
That's thoughtful.
That's really good.
But maybe your love language is quality time and not gifts.
Like you wanted him there.
Correct.
I couldn't care less about the shoes, the flowers, the card.
Time is more important.
Do you feel like he's kind of a mama's boy?
Yeah, but I have no problem with that.
I mean, I'm around my family a lot, and I understand that family is important.
What did you end up doing on Mother's Day?
I went just to my families with my aunts and my cousins and my mom.
That's what are your feelings, though, right?
It is.
You know, Stavallai, that he was not there?
Is there any events where you guys do?
end up like in the same place?
Or is it always like this like where it's like, no, we don't hang out?
For the most part, no, but he does work weekends.
So it's a little bit harder.
It's harder.
And he works with his mom.
Right.
So he's hanging out.
Exactly.
He works with his parents, correct.
Okay.
So now Father's Day is here.
If you were to go the petty route and you were to just give him his presence and go,
where would you go?
Then you'd go with your family?
Yeah, with my family.
Okay.
What if he also was like, he?
Okay, I'm going to go with your family too.
I'm okay with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he has to know these are your plans to drop, like to just give him something and then go with your family.
Tell him, I'm like, how would you feel if, you know, you don't get to celebrate your first father's day?
And he said, you wouldn't do that to me.
And I said, oh, you know I would.
But I'm asking you because you did that to me.
And he just looked down and didn't say anything after that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
He knows he's wrong.
Do you think that would be the best move for your relationship?
Not necessarily, no
I mean, we have communication, we talk
just
the fact that I brought it up to his attention
and he just stayed quiet, didn't say anything out.
Yeah.
It was like, okay, so I could do the same.
When he went to his moms instead of with you,
did you have that convoy, like, were you pissed after?
Like, did he come home and you were, like, not talking to him?
Like, what was, do you think you punished him already
for, like, what he did?
No, he actually dropped me out.
from my families and then went to his families afterwards.
So she had to pick me back up.
But no, we talk normal.
Okay.
Yeah, because you were sitting, you were sitting on this plan.
I know you.
Oh, I'm going to make him thinking about.
No, I sit in the back.
I sit in the back with my child.
Oh, no, no, no.
I didn't even bring the seats.
I was like, yeah, you were chill because, like, you knew you were planning this.
Like, okay, now when it's your turn, watch.
No, actually, I just thought of.
about this the other day because I was like oh father's day this weekend okay taste of your own
medicine is there something that happened previous to this that made you want to get the revenge
or it was just like no in that moment you're like you know what this is the perfect time yeah
it was actually when I was looking for a box to um pack up the gift
uh put his stuff in she's so cute to the left to the left no he's game oh okay okay my bad
He's good at him.
He's not going to tell us that?
What's not going to be surprised?
It's like two days.
It's something he wanted.
Nice.
She's thoughtful.
Oh, you getting along with his mom?
I don't talk to her.
Oh, okay.
No, that's something he wanted.
You're not going to give him that one?
No.
No, he kind of understands because apparently she had that conversation of the baby and everything prior to insulting me.
So she had already had her conversation with him.
And he explained to her the reason why we're not allowing people to kiss baby and on the mouth, especially, and all of that stuff.
So they got into it.
Yeah, they got into it.
And then a few days later, when I came over, she attacked me while everybody wants to go pick up food.
She said, you're a bad mom.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Yeah.
She said a lot more, but that's what did it for me.
The part that I hate.
Yeah.
All right,
Mabel,
I'm trying my best to stay on your good side.
Yes, me too.
We are here for you, Mama, sit down.
We're here for you, okay?
Gemini season.
Yeah,
and Gemini's are up.
Yeah,
they are.
Okay?
Mabel,
we're going to help you,
okay?
We're going to get calls to see what,
like,
what other people think.
Are you good?
We good?
Let's go.
Oh,
let's go.
And happy belated Mother's Day,
too,
because it's a,
and birthday and all of that.
And you're the best.
You're the best around,
Mabel.
Yeah,
Yeah, me too.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You deserve all the Jordans you want in the world.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're the best.
All right.
Look at her.
We just want to see you smile, Mabel.
We'll do anything to see you smile.
Yes.
Yeah.
Kiss me through the phone.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Smile.
818 5205.
We got to help Mabel.
This is so important.
We're like pushing back a bunch of stuff right now because this is very like, this is breaking news.
Me too.
We need to figure this out for me.
Let's help Mabel out.
Okay.
Yes.
Please.
Or,
Or else.
Brownback Mornings.
Let's get into a song.
Come on.
All right.
Check this out,
Homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Mabel.
She told her that we need to help her.
We need to help her.
Yes.
Around.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Maple is the best.
Around.
Okay.
Yeah.
She's great.
and incredible and I don't want to be on her back side.
She's a great mom.
She's never doing anything wrong.
Her baby dad's the problem.
Yes.
I'll make her angry.
She did not threaten us.
Just apologize.
Vick,
you're making it worse.
Yeah.
By playing twice if you're saying.
What?
The home girl Mabel hit us up.
Yeah.
Her baby daddy did some things.
This would be his first father's day, right?
But on Mother's Day, he was like, hey, my girl and my mom don't get along.
How much is my mom?
Essentially, kind of what she did too.
pretty much what he did to make Mabel feel like this.
He gave Mabel gifts and then celebrated Mother's Day.
Actually, drop Mabel off at her family's house.
Then went to celebrate Mother's Day with his mom.
She felt like, hey, you could have celebrated with both.
Like, you didn't have to do all that, like somewhere or another.
She said that after when he picked her up, she was chill, she was cool.
But now when it's Father's Day, she's wondering, hmm, that really hurt me.
Should I do the same to him?
And she said that she figured out to do that while wrapping the...
Well, wrap you have a gift.
Like, should I do the same thing?
Just give him this and then dip.
Take your first father's day away.
How about that?
Oh, yeah.
That's going to be his forever memories.
But also, she said she's petty.
She's a Gemini.
You do her like that.
She feels like she has the right to do her.
Do you like that?
I believe it.
Yeah.
Her and the mom don't get along because the mom called her a bad mom.
Yeah.
Uncalled for it.
It's just very judgmental of, you didn't do something that I wanted to do as a mom.
Yeah.
As a grandma to your kids, boom, you're a bad mom.
Mm-hmm.
I'm assuming.
they have a newborn or a new child, right?
And Mabel doesn't want people kissing the child in the mouth.
A lot of things can happen.
No, that's super understandable.
Even doctors recommend that doesn't happen, right?
Yeah.
I'll tell you right now, it's very tempting to because the little baby breath and all of that.
Yeah.
Baby breath.
Oh, my God, baby.
One time.
No.
When a baby smell, if you were there for your kid and you would know.
And you smell his baby breath, it's almost intoxicated.
And y'all would talk to this to you.
It's a little of breast milk.
Yeah.
It's a smell of breath.
milk?
Yeah.
You just have,
you have to understand.
Yeah,
it's just the beauty of life.
Those that get it,
get it.
It's a circle of life.
It's nothing gross about it.
It's not beautiful.
I wish they could bottle up that scent because it's still like you just right there.
It's like,
it's like,
it's like,
it's like,
it's like puppy breath?
We're not like that.
No.
No.
That's weird.
But,
what?
The puppy breath.
Yeah,
but you do you don't have some people,
they love the smell of like puppy's paw.
Oh, yeah.
Like puppies smell good.
Yeah.
To you.
Yes.
To you.
Yeah.
But there's just this very tempting to just cuddle on a kid and, ooh, I love you so much, right?
And that's probably where the grandma comes from.
Like, oh, that's my grandson, blah, blah, blah.
Mabel's like, hey, please don't kiss him in the mouth.
And then the mom first told her son, hey, I don't like that.
Check your girl.
And then saw Mabel and said, hey, you're a bad mom, right?
From then it was up.
She said we got a lot before that, but it was up.
My Gemini click.
Yeah.
I went from one side to the other side with her.
It's about to be a girl, fun.
And while her man understood the beef, the fact that he chose to be with his mom on Mother's Day and now when Mabel really messes with her.
So now it's Father's Day.
And she's like, should I do the same?
Be petty back.
We're taking your calls.
Yes.
Okay.
We need help.
We need to want.
Okay.
Let's go to Anna from Hawthorne on four.
Anna.
Anna.
And Buenos Dias.
Good morning, Brownback.
Good morning.
Anna, you sound so pleasant.
She sounds like sunshine.
She does sound like sunshine.
Thank you for calling in.
What would you tell our home girl, Mabel, that we also appreciate.
Yeah, we love so much.
I think, honestly, if she values her relationship, she shouldn't be petty because I feel like right now she's probably feeling all the, like, the anger.
Like, it's built up, right?
But it's not going to last for us.
forever. And if you really value your relationship, you shouldn't be doing petty things back and
forth. Because like I said, this is the first one I get it. It's probably like new like postpartum.
She's in her feelings. I understand. But she should have like more communication with her partner and like
he should know, hey, if her love like love language is gift giving, cool. Let's give her a gift.
I'll spend some time with my mom. But if you guys have been together and he knows that your love language is like
spending time together, that's up that should be a priority.
And if he doesn't know that by now, like, you guys have bigger problems.
Like, you should be talking about that.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you right now, Anna, it sounds really nice, but I've had a husband for like six
years and he does still know, does not know what my love language is.
It's just, love language feels like a new term to be.
Is there, honestly?
Anna, it's a book that happened like two years ago to these fools.
They don't know.
We wrote that book, man.
You use that in a sentence?
You hear that?
I didn't learn that in school.
That's explaining love language to a dude, Anna.
You're right.
You're right.
They don't even know Spanish good.
You think they're going to know another love language?
Yeah.
I don't know.
See?
A more language.
Man feed woman.
Man, love.
Man provide women.
Okay, okay, okay.
But I get you, Anna.
She should definitely communicate and value the relationship.
I think on her end is she feels like he was the first one to not value her relationship.
Mm-hmm.
Their relationship.
You know what I'm saying?
But I feel like it kind of forms like your relationship moving forward.
Like right now, you know what I mean?
Like this is going to be like what decides how your like future like Mother's Day, Father's Day and holidays go.
Like if you don't make us stand now and like, you know, say how you feel and say that stuff, this is going to continue.
Especially if you don't have a good relationship with his mom.
Like I don't know.
I feel like they need to talk about it instead of her being petty and like,
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad Anna's a fake name, so we don't know what your real name is,
and she can't go after you for saying this.
Yeah.
Thank you so much, Anna Shara.
She will find you.
So much for your logic.
All right.
Anna sounds really mature.
We got Ivan from Paris on the line.
Paris, California.
Paris, California.
Ivan.
What's up, Ivan?
He's on line three.
Ivan?
Ivan.
Hi there.
How are you?
Hey there.
What are you?
What are you?
Ivan.
What are you?
What would you tell them?
Pretty much in a way.
I kind of agree with Anna.
I think I may want to talk to her partner and tell him,
hey, next time I think it's going to get more serious.
This one, I'll celebrate you.
I'll consider everything that this is your first Father's Day
and that's important, but next time you need to put me first,
because at the end of the day,
the person that you're with and once you're forming a new,
farming a new family, that's very much your priority number one and your original family
goes second.
That's pretty much it, you know.
Yeah.
I like that, Ivan.
Let's go.
Like, hey, I'm going to give you this one free.
Next one.
It's on if you don't like that.
Yeah.
I like that.
Hey, I know that this is your first father's day, so I'll make it special for you, but this
could be your last one.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
No, it's true.
That's real.
I get you right.
And definitely, if he doesn't get it, then that's not.
not the right guy for her, you know, pretty much.
Yeah, yeah, that becomes an issue.
Well, yeah, next time he gets it around, it's not, well, that's it.
You know, what else can you do?
Yeah.
What would you say for her if she were to be like, why does he get a chance and I didn't
get a chance or like, you know, like, why we keep giving him second chances?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, if it goes down to that, then on this particular case,
maybe it looks like she's a great girl, and I think she needs to be a better person this time.
yeah she needs to be the bigger person
yeah yeah yeah the next
the next time around she definitely needs to pick it up
you know yeah
love it love it like that thank you Ivan
I'm gonna hang up on you before you say anything
that could get Mabel Matt
yeah I think he's scared
All right
Javier from Ventura
Javier from Ventura
Alain 1stha
Havie
Winosdias to you my friend
Hey what's up
Good morning brown bag
What's up
Hi hi Javi let me talk to you
We're talking about our baby girl Mabel
She called and she told us about the situation
All right
she has a baby daddy and it's his first father's day she has the kids from prior relationships
but now they're like a blended family on mother's day he chose to stay with his his mom
instead of hanging out with her he gave her presence and then dipped to his mom's house but like
her and his mom don't get along so they couldn't do anything with each other so she kind of feels
first of all like dang and beef with your mom and then you go with your mom instead of me on mother's day
now it's father's day she's wondering if she should do the same thing
to him. What do you think?
Honestly, me
as a father, I just became a father
for the first time as well.
And as a husband... Congratulations, I mean.
Congrats.
Oh, thank you. It should be like
the husband's job to make feel extra special
on that day, you know?
Yeah.
Me, I'm very close to my mom. So, I mean, I wouldn't
really mind spending
with both of them and make them both feel special.
But no, it should be the husband
to make her feel extra special.
or not. And obviously your dad, that's his wife, so your dad should be the one making her feel
special, you know? But if she wanted to do that to me, be petty and stuff. But, I mean,
I wouldn't mind spending time with the sweater and celebrate us both, you know?
Aw. You don't got to beep with her dad. So you don't mind if, like, you're going to hang out
with her on her side of the family for Father's Day. Not at all. I mean, that'll just earn me some more
points. So that's good.
Nice, nice.
There's nice.
Thanks, Avi.
Okay, we appreciate you, Harvey.
Thank you so much for calling in love.
Okay, I think it's pretty much settled.
I'm able to do whatever you want to do.
You're right.
Yeah, you're right, girl.
Everybody else is wrong.
I know who we can blame, Abel, if you want to blame somebody.
No.
Anna Jarvis, who invented Mother's Day.
And Sonora Dad, who invented Father's Day.
That's what we can be able to.
So a woman was the one that was thinking about the dads?
No.
And herself first.
Yeah.
No, there's two people.
Hamma Jarvis.
Yeah.
And then the next?
And Father's Day?
In 1907?
And Father's Day?
Three years later they thought about that.
But someone else did another mom, right?
Not a dad.
But were they owners of like a greeting card company or they were just random people?
And you know they both came from the YMCA.
Nice.
That's YMCA.
Yeah.
I love that song.
It's not a lot.
It's not a fault.
They have incredible leagues, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah, shout out of the cupers.
Mabel, do whatever you want.
Yeah.
You're right.
This is Mabel's world.
It is Mabel's girl.
It is Mabel.
Yeah.
Whatever Philips.
Congratulations to you.
You have won the home of plan.
You have beat the homeowner.
Congrats.
What, it's up to you.
I'll get back to the drawing.
All right.
Please spare us.
Fire 106, brown bag mornings.
Up!
Kendrick!
Got your sold out, Kendrick Lamar tickets to the pop-out Ken and Friends.
Next Wednesday at the Kia Forum is going to be a vibe.
L.A. is lit up and I know everyone wants to go.
Yep.
Bro, I got a, I got a text.
yesterday not only does one of my very close friends want to go she also wants a plus one oh my
and it's like hey me and my home girl here at the doctor game we want to know if we can be your
guest to the to the kendry concert and i'm like i'm not even getting answered because one why am i not at this
doctor game true yeah bruh and then you want to be it's just it's just a lot and then and then andy
and if anyone is going to go which is going to be me right and i'm like hensi what are you
I'm not my best friend.
I just shut up, Greg.
I thought we were going.
Don't even start.
See, all of you, all of you want in on this?
So you told me this.
I got my outfit ready.
Only caller 10 can win tickets right now.
No one close to me, not even my children can go.
Okay?
Stop trying.
And you guys are my children, so don't even.
I tried calling yesterday.
You tried calling it?
Yeah.
Maximo thought he found a loophole is to call in during Be Nice and Jimena's show.
He can't win on his own.
Yeah.
Maybe he can win in the afternoon.
No, bro.
Okay?
It's for the listener.
Thank God be nice.
Can I be your plus one?
He cannot.
Yeah, good job.
Be nice.
It's a year chance to play the wheel of Kendrick.
And on the line, we have Sharday.
I believe Sharday from the city of Orange.
Sharday?
Hello.
Hello.
On Collar 10?
No.
Don't tell me.
Yes, no.
Maybe so.
No.
Caller 10.
Paro would have six.
Who's this?
All right.
Oh, I'm like, girl.
We were going to move on.
And you were.
We're about to lose your chance at this wheel of Kendrick.
No!
All right.
All right.
Oh, I don't know.
You sound so nervous.
She sounds nervous.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Confidence.
All right.
Let's spin the wheel of Kendrick.
Okay.
I'm hoping, hold on, I'm hoping someone over they can spin the wheel.
There we go.
No, that's our day.
That should be in the studio.
Oh.
at our opposite.
Okay, that's definitely not the wheel.
Not the wheel.
There's an actual physical wheel that I'm hoping can be spun by somebody over there.
Okay.
Okay, Sharday, guess what?
So I'm going to tell you about this different.
I'm going to tell you.
What is what?
What is going on over there?
A physical wheel that I'm hoping that we told somebody was supposed to do.
Okay, so there are categories on this wheel.
Sharday, we have Tupac or Kendrick, where you get a guess a quote, whether it's a quote from Tupac or from Kendrick.
We got named the song, where you're just going to read off a Kendrick lyric, and you can tell us what the song is.
We got mashup where we play you three different songs that contain Kendrick Lamar.
You've got to tell us which songs they are.
And there's Kendrick true or false, where Maximo tells you a Kendrick statement, and you tell us whether it's true or false.
Since we can't seem to have somebody spin the wheel, this category, that's definitely not the wheel.
It would have to land on something.
Let's have to land on something.
All right.
Sharday, do you want to pick which category you get to play?
True or false.
True or false.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay.
Maximo, please provide a statement.
Whether it's true or false, Sharday, this is first sold out Kendrick Lamar tickets.
Are you ready?
Here it goes.
Stop talking to her in your...
The first show Kendrick Lamar ever attended was...
The Games show.
True or false?
True.
The first show Kendrick Lamar ever attended was the game's show.
Yes.
True or false?
True.
He says true.
And the answer is?
True.
Congratulations.
Going to see Kendrick Lamar live at his sold-out show next week.
Let's go.
Let's go, baby, girl.
I'm so happy that you get to celebrate because honestly, it's going to be a one-of-one.
concert. These tickets are on fire and we got them for you right here on Power 106.
Are you excited?
Woo! Yes.
Yes.
All she can do is screen.
Hey, Charade, if you need a plus one.
Yeah.
Greg is available.
I'm here.
I'll go.
No, I call first divs.
I'll drive.
I won these tickets for my best friend.
I'm taking my best friend Panet Loz.
Oh, that's.
You deserve it.
Yeah, I think of my best friend.
You and your bestie deserve it.
Go.
Congratulations.
Have fun.
Have fun.
And we will be having tickets all the way up until a show.
day, okay? Keep it here. It's Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Diaz.
Yeah. What does
Fien mean, Greg?
Fee. Somebody that wants something very, very,
very, very, very, very bad, but they can't have it
and so they fiend over it.
Like you with?
All those, locals, girls.
Powder.
Oh.
Kidding.
Roundback mornings.
Buenos Aires.
We are in Vegas.
No, we are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are. Power.
Winos six.
Brown back mornings.
Um, if you know,
know that's a deep cut like someone's ad lib.
Vic probably knows everybody else probably doesn't.
Yeah, Troy F.
Troy F.
Very, very deep cut.
Like, shout at us.
Hip on his hip-hap.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bricks in my backpack.
Bricks in my backpack.
It's crazy.
Check this out.
Speaking of bricks, my guy has brick hands tank.
Our guy tank is playing, it's fighting Martin this weekend.
Actually, tomorrow right here.
We are live from the MGM Grand.
It's going down at the MGM Grand Garden Arena.
Yeah.
And they're even celebrating.
100 knockout nights.
Because history and boxing happens right here at the MGM Grand Arena.
I remember I was at the fight with Pacquiao and Marquez when Marquez slept Pac-Yal.
It was crazy.
And even the fight before, because they have a series of fights, when a lot of the fans felt like
Pac-Yal lost to Marquez, but because it wasn't a knockout, they didn't give it to Marquez.
And all throughout these hallways, you just hear that it was a
robbery like and from this room that we're in like this radio room they do the press conferences
right after like you could tell the energy was crazy and shout to marquez we're coming back yeah
and sleeping pa yeah we love you paquel yeah we do it yeah we needed that one after that it was undisputed
yeah for sure for sure no question no more after that for sure but that that's what you can expect
tomorrow night benavidas versus golf's dick and tank versus martin it's live right here at the
mjm grand arena and also on pay-per-view you can watch it on prime video it is going to be a great
fight and it's like a Father's Day weekend by?
Father's Day weekend. Of course
thank you to MGM Resorts International
for hosting us this week. It feels good. We got
our coffees. We got our muffins.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to make it 100 at one knockouts
after this tonight. My room is very nice.
Your room is very nice. Yeah. I like how
Greg offered his other bed
to big. I have two beds.
Yeah, yeah. It's a real one. And you don't know what to do
with them? I woke up in the middle of the night, slept
on the other bed. I just
And then you want to put Vic in there.
Yeah.
It was a weird offer because Vic is staying and he has his own room.
Yeah.
But Greg was like, you want to come to my bed?
It's lonely in there.
I felt very lonely last night too.
It's a nice view and everything.
I was acknowledging it.
It's nice in there.
It is nice.
You want to show Vic your view?
Hey, yo.
You're my favorite view.
Nothing wrong with that.
Two buds seen the view.
Two buds?
Two buds.
Two buds.
Two buds.
Two buds.
Two buds.
Two buds.
B-U-B-B-S.
Two butts and join the view from this room.
Back to back.
See what you happen is when you give us nice things?
MGM Resorts International.
We can't handle.
We don't.
We don't.
All right.
But Maximo, Father's Day weekend, we've been celebrating that.
What else are we celebrating?
We're going to celebrate our favorite TV dad.
Yeah.
All of us, you know, picked their TV dad, and we're going to play you and tell you why they're your favorite.
Yeah, and you're going to tell us who got the best TV dad.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, it's a competition.
You guys were choosing and I was like, oh, come on.
Who's the fake?
You're being phony?
Who's gonna go first?
Who's gonna go first?
Angie.
She starts with A, Angie.
Okay, okay, okay.
I chose from Modern Family, Phil Dunphy.
He's funny, listen, listen.
Who's that?
I'm the cool dad.
That's cool dad.
I'm hip, I surf the web, I text, L.O.L.
Laugh out loud.
Oh, my God.
WTF, white face.
You know, I know all the dances to high school musical, so.
We're all in this.
soon.
He starts dancing.
He used to be a cheerleader in the show.
Angie.
He's funny.
He's the last person I would expect.
Watch his modern family, but it also makes so much sense because of Sophia Vergara.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's hilarious.
But why would you choose him and not Al Bundy?
I haven't even watched.
You didn't watch Marry with children?
No, no, but I'm saying the character.
I don't know his real name, but like.
He's funny in the show.
No, but that's the husband of the...
Peg.
Peg Bundy.
Of Claire.
Of Claire.
Yeah, of the mom.
Of Sophia Vergara.
Because he's cooler.
He's funnier.
And for the record, he is a classic icon.
His name is Edo Neal, please.
Ed O'Neill, please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's such a deep cut.
Yeah, that is a very deep cut.
No, it's a great cut.
Because I know more dads that are like Eto Neal, I, but Al Bundy, ever.
Right.
Like, I see you guys.
You're being Al Bundy all the time.
That woman.
I need to give a modern family a try.
Because my cousins love it.
It's hilarious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Angie,
thanks for remember.
That was a good one, Angie.
And you know, there are those cool dads that are like, you know what?
I'm going to text with my kids, L-O-L.
Can't relate.
Must be nice.
And I do.
I text to pick all day.
Yeah.
And I do know all the high school musical songs.
Okay?
Really?
Wow.
I watched it about 3,000 times.
Nice.
And you surf the web.
All in this.
But he watched it in real time before his daughter was born.
Yes.
On the Disney channel.
Love you.
None of our high school's had musicals like that.
I'll tell you that.
There was no black-a-blaka insight.
That was it.
That was the music.
All right.
Wait, after A is...
G.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, you're Edgar.
You're Edgar.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Oh, now you're Edgar.
Take that.
Take that, Gregory.
Okay, please stop fighting and please start.
Well, my favorite TV dad, who is also my babysitter.
His name is Homer Simpson.
I'm going to play you some of his
My favorite quote from him
If it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol
Hearing up on his nerd lesson
Homer you should be more supportive
You're right Marge
Good work boys
Hey head like this bookie once
Is he talking to Bart?
So Bart was reading a book
He just walks in and starts trolling him nerd
Yeah
You had to do right because your dad is
Nerd
Nerd
You know, he has one of the most famous.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
That's a dad if there ever was one.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Okay, shout to Homer.
He was a good dad.
He was a dad.
He was a dad.
He was a dad.
He was a dad.
I don't know, very dad.
Can okay that.
He was a dad.
And I'm going to play one more, which I probably related to the most.
Okay.
Because it was like my dad.
To alcohol, the cause of and solution to a lot.
of life's problem.
True.
And that's why Homer
was a reality dad?
Yeah.
All right.
Greg, you're next.
You're next.
The dad that I chose
is the funniest dad
out of funniest out of all of them.
Funnier than Homer?
Funnier than Homer?
I don't know.
Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
We're not going to do Family Guy versus Simpsons die.
We're not going to lose.
I think he's the funniest.
But one of these,
everybody says this,
me all the time and it's one of Peter's famous quotes.
Okay.
Listen to this.
All right.
Enough plan on around.
Let's talk turkey.
We want to play the feud.
Well, you're in luck.
The other family we've chosen has three daughters.
So we're picking you because you have three sons.
But I'm not.
Shut up, Greg.
His daughter's name is Meg.
Yeah.
Shut up Greg.
I don't know how many times.
Shut up Craig.
Yeah.
It's either Craig or Craig.
We're using that now.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
He is a funny dad.
She is.
Yeah.
One of my favorite moments from him is when he's trying to teach Stewie how to swim.
Uh-huh.
And it sounds like this.
Hey, Stewie.
How about Daddy teaches you how to swim?
Go away fat man.
Do you think you're doing?
No means no.
Okay, here goes.
And he's trying to throw him into the pool.
Oh my God.
I think he's a fun dad.
He was the one that he was in the car with Meg and she was telling him about a guy she likes or whatever.
And he farts and he rolls up the window.
You have to learn to embrace it.
You have to learn how to love it.
Like, you'll never love a man until you can love his part.
And that, bro.
That's the good you?
Yeah, that's that.
That's a very easy.
It's a life lesson.
It's a life lesson.
Learn to love it.
Also, you can hate all those Dutch ovens because men love Dutch others.
Yeah.
All right.
Is it my turn?
Yeah.
Okay.
So I chose a guy that's definitely I feel like the most close to our parents and was raised like us and knows how to teach us a lesson.
I chose the man, the myth, the legend himself.
George Lopez, okay?
And I'm counting him as a TV dad because he had the George Lopez show.
Yeah, but also some of my favorite, I guess, TV moments is watching his stand-up.
Okay?
I was able to grab a clip, the nicest clip I could, and it's not that nicest.
Him talking about our way of parenting.
Check this out.
Our kids are not spoiled.
We raise our kids to be tough.
Other people raise their kids.
They entertain them.
Their job is to entertain them.
What do you want to do today, Cooper?
I want to scour the internet for things to do.
Have you got a coupon on your iPhone?
We don't give a...
We're not there to entertain our kid.
They come up to you.
I don't have anything to do.
Oh, yeah.
Find your teeth.
And he just mean...
Yeah, it's true.
Never go up to a Hispanic parent and say,
I don't have a thing to do.
Oh, I'm bored.
Oh, you're bored.
Oh, you're bored.
Like, I never felt so, I guess, seen
until I heard a George Lopez comedy stand-up or watch the show.
And it's like, whoa, okay, there you go.
That's the same.
Why are you crying?
Yeah, exactly.
The chocolate bunny?
Or like, hurry up because we're not going to wait for you.
It's funny because every time my kid say, oh, I'm bored, I'll be like, high, bored, nice to meet you.
And they get pissed.
Yeah, they get upset.
But it's better than...
It always works.
It always triggers them.
Yeah.
What a dad.
All right, Vic.
Okay.
We saved the best for last, okay?
Because the TV dad I have is not even a dad.
He's an uncle.
He's an uncle to Will Smith.
Uncle Phil.
R-I-P, uncle first things first.
Spurs and peace, Uncle Phil.
Shout out to Jake.
I have this clip of when Will Smith is asking them about the money that they have.
Okay.
We?
So he was laughing at him because he said, what are we going to do about all this money that we have?
And he said, we?
Yeah.
No, sir.
Yeah, exactly.
He went over and over and over.
And then there was a sad moment, but I was like, I don't know.
I'm starting to play the sad moment.
When they do that hug, that iconic TV hug where he's like,
what do you want me?
What do you want me, man?
That's my dad when I say I'm going to pay rent.
He's like, you're going to pay rent?
This is your house?
Yeah.
No, this is not your house.
So he doesn't want you to pay rent?
Or he doesn't believe that you're going to pay rent?
He doesn't believe that I'm going to pay rent.
Oh, I don't believe it.
Shout out to Eli.
Oh, yeah, Eli, not Robert.
Yeah, the other day I made the very bad name error.
Yeah.
Why am I like this?
I.
I started role plays.
Or what is it?
Role played my mom and another person.
And your dad getting it on.
Making Greg.
Why did it?
Like, when you explain it like that, he just doesn't.
It's like, why were you thinking?
And for some reason, I thought Greg's dad name was Roberto.
So then I role played calling out his name.
Yeah.
Roberto.
And then Roberto saying, Maria.
Maria.
Yeah, my mom was like, that's my sonchels name.
And it was ridiculously creamy.
And I did that.
Exactly.
Yes.
Yes.
All that.
And then it turns out Roberto's not even the name of Greg's dad.
But he definitely looks like one.
He looks like Roberto.
So his name is Eli.
Eli.
Yes.
So instead of moaning Roberto, I should have...
Oh, I don't even...
Oh.
Eli.
As if I was this fool's mom.
Yeah.
You know?
I don't know why I do those things.
You guys need to stop me when I'm doing this.
No, no, no.
No, it's radio.
No, there's you.
Give it a shot.
We were talking about like a roommate.
No, don't do it.
You're talking about a roommate that called this up.
I'm trying.
No, please don't.
We were talking about a roommate, how a roommate was, she got her roommates mad for being too loud during the dude.
Dude, duty, right?
And then this guy has a lot of opinions.
Greg, your parents are your roommates.
And he's like, yeah, but I'm quiet.
And I'm like, but they're not.
Imagine you start hearing, oh, Maria.
Stop.
Eli.
Oh, Eli.
No, this is like the worst now.
No.
I do not want to go home now
I'm saying it here in Vegas
the pause is really important
I'm staying in Vegas
no
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I just had to correct myself
because I was calling him Roberto
and I don't want him to think
that your mom is cheating
with someone in Roberto
yeah for sure
It is for you Eli
I have trauma now
well that was that
and we're brown bag mornings
and happy Father's Day weekend
it's Faro
Come on.
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