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Brown Bag Mornings Investigates.
It's the mystery of the pregnant stingray.
With multiple possible baby daddies except another stingray.
We've talked about this.
Okay?
This stingray that was an enclosure, it got pregnant, but only sharks were around it.
Remember?
So it was like an immaculate conception, was it that like stingray Jesus wanted a little
Stingray baby.
Yes.
Is her name Mary?
No, her name is something.
No, her name is shark rate.
Oh, okay.
Shark rate.
No, no, no.
Her name is Charlotte.
And that's why I got popular because it's like, how did she get pregnant?
And there's only sharks around, right?
Yeah.
So did the shark impregnate the stingray?
So we are sad to announce she has passed away.
Okay?
What?
Okay.
Apparently, this stingray named Charlotte died of a rare reproductive disease, according to the aquarium
that she was in.
And it's just tripped.
to me.
I don't know.
Did they ultrasound and we see what kind of thing is swimming around in her little tummy
before that happened?
Yeah.
A little.
It is really tough.
I don't even want to think about the situation because there's weird people in the world.
There is weird people in the world.
But I think for that reason, they can't, babies can't be made from animals.
So I'm never even thinking of bestiality.
But I like that your mind went there.
You did it, not me.
Maximus said it not me.
Yeah, I didn't think about that.
I was thinking about the sharks.
I was thinking about the sharks.
Yeah.
Because animals can crossbreed.
Like that's how we got.
I'm not sure if that's how we got a mule or a donkey.
One of those is like a horse and some mix.
That's how we have ligars around.
Oh, a lion and a tiger.
Yeah.
Okay, supposedly when they found Charlotte pregnant,
she had a bunch of bites on her,
and apparently that's how sharks go at it.
Oh, man.
Right?
They're just like me for real.
You're a shark.
You are crazy.
You are shabby boy.
Yes.
Get over here.
I just find it a little trippy.
Now the aquarium's closed.
Oh.
And they're kind of hush about all of this.
I wonder if everybody goes to science.
Yeah, they're not ready for that new drop.
The new drop.
The new animal drop, you know.
They weren't prepared yet.
Yeah.
Not right before.
A shark rate?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a pretty fish.
Not a shark rate.
No, I mean, what I automatically think is like, I mean, okay, you have a shark in, like, let's say, for all
intents and purposes, you have a shark inside a.
stingray a baby shark
do do do do do it bites the inside of the stingray
and that's a very productive disease yes yes
I got shark bitey disease yeah I'm not
that I that is baby shark yeah because I have seen
twilight yeah and in twilight
what happens in twilight okay
in twilight the girl turned into a vampire
but she's pregnant right she has a vampire
no she's not a vampire yeah she's a human
she has a vampire baby inside her and the vampire baby is
literally like eating her alive.
Yeah.
And so then they had to turn her into
a vampire so that she wanted that.
That movie's creepy.
Yeah. But that's basic.
And you got to know that
shark are vampires of the sea.
Are they? Wow. Yes.
Like fish or chicken of the sea?
Sharks are vampires.
Yes. Victor. Think about all the movies.
Victor Uylova.
Sharkado.
Detective Vic.
Come on.
I like that.
Bro. This is Brownback Warnings Investigates.
Yeah.
This is Jaws 3.
Yeah.
That's Twilight Jaws.
Yeah, that'd be a good movie too.
Yeah.
Jaws Vamps.
Jaws Vamps.
This is like if Twilight and Jaws had a baby,
it would be the Stingray.
And poor Stingray.
RIP to Charlotte, man.
Yes.
Honestly, collateral damage.
That was just our get back for Steve Irwin.
We'll be back.
We'll be back.
Red flag.
Red flag, everybody.
That's a red flag.
Big red flag.
Red flag or false alarm.
Red flag or false alarm.
He's in a room full of people,
but only buys food for himself.
Red flag or false alarm?
That's crazy.
Definitely red.
Redder than the American flag.
Right.
Just want to tell that.
It can be a false alarm if you bugged them for like four days
and you can just ask me and I'll tell you, you know?
Yeah.
It could be a false alarm if it was just like,
oh, I forgot and then the next day you remember.
But then didn't you tell him yesterday?
Yeah.
Hey, bro, you could have like, like I would have.
And then today, the same thing happened.
Yeah.
The same thing happened today.
Yeah, the way my bank account set up, I can only have like one purchase per.
That's not true because I would have that set up if that existed.
Only one person.
Unless you have to ask someone.
One person could add on their order because then it goes in a little, makes it a little too much.
You just ask for the Zelle first.
Yeah.
Ask for the money first.
Money up front, Doug.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Right.
Okay.
Thank you.
All right.
It's Rose Crensvik, your red flag expert.
Yay.
And look, this is a red flag or a false alarm.
We got to figure out.
A ver.
It's he uses his Bluetooth in his car when he calls me, but never when he's in the car with me.
Red flag or false alarm.
Wow.
Hmm.
I feel attacked.
That's you?
That's you, Greg?
Yeah.
I kind of just keep my phone off of, because it's you.
B-2. It's the USB to Bluetooth.
You guys B-2 Bluetooth?
Okay.
It's a word of...
It's whatever you want to.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, wait.
Oh, no wonder.
I bet he's traumatized because Domino's kept calling them at 2 in the morning.
Oh, my.
That's crazy.
What is telemarketing one?
I got asked so many times who's that.
Who's that?
Because it pops up right there on the screen.
Answer it, yeah.
Oh, it's my co-worker.
Yeah, I work with that person.
Oh, God.
You know what?
That even if he's innocent, he makes himself sound so guilty.
Yes, that's what it is, Letticia.
This is, like, I know, like, we like to conglang, but he seems like a nice guy.
Yeah, I'm a nice guy.
I've known this guy for, like, about two years, and he seems like a good guy.
Longer than that.
It's been longer?
Yeah.
Okay, three years.
Longer than that.
Way longer than that.
Oh, your county.
Yeah, three years.
You're counting.
We're in 2024.
Yeah.
It's cool.
One time number street.
That's beautiful.
I'm going to say about like four years.
Oh, I feel like four years.
But he seems like a really good guy.
He doesn't seem like, oh, he's going to get tripped up by Bluetooth.
Big on the other hand.
Also good guy.
Also good guy.
We won't get tripped up.
I've definitely gotten tripped up.
But like, it's just, you know, you got to throw the phone on D&D sometimes.
But they can never be too careful because you never know.
Okay.
It would take a lot for me to remove my phone from Bluetooth on my car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, you would have to go through such a little hassle to remove it.
That's why it's a red flag to me.
Yeah, I found out.
You know, like, he's intentionally like, okay, she's going to get in the car.
Hold on.
Let me take my Bluetooth off or, like, unhook it from the car.
Because sometimes the cars just automatically syncs.
So how do you listen to music?
They listen to radio.
Radio.
The radio.
Love it.
So why don't you say that?
You're listening to Power and those things.
You're listening to Power on those things.
You don't know.
I have listening to Power 106 all day every day.
And guys, you have your excuse.
To when you take off Bluetooth, I just love the radio, man.
They got this show on there.
It's called Brownback.
And I want no distractions.
It's so funny.
Listening to this show and being with you.
I found a way where your notifications don't pop up on the screen anymore.
All right.
Yeah, it's pretty smart.
That sounds like a red flag again.
Yeah.
You guys are making no case for the false alarm.
I mean, it could just be, okay, like me, I'm not doing dirt.
But you just never know where you're.
your past can like come back to haunt you.
Yes.
You know what I'm saying at any moment and then ruin your whole day.
And the thing I've learned about Vick is he never says like a full on goodbye.
So there's like it could be that the past is just hitting him about a nowhere.
Gets him in trouble for literally doing nothing.
But that girl thought about him.
Yeah.
It's just like I have a lot of past.
Lives.
And it can't catch up.
Every time you're hanging out with a girl just like that's when other girls decide to text you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
It's not like.
Oh, that happens to you too.
I have letty under like letty's trap foam because I don't
know when phone numbers hers.
Yeah.
Wow, thanks for putting me on blast.
Yay.
And I was like, oh, letty texted you today.
I was like, who's letty?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's my co-worker.
Yeah, it's like, oh, Irene texted me.
It's like, oh, Irene texted me. It's like, it says Irene.
Well, yeah.
Who's Irene?
It's like, what the-
I would be suspicious of Irene.
Just kidding.
Oh.
No, but.
They spend a lot of time together.
They like TikTok.
Yeah, it's just one of those things like I don't want, I don't want that to like pop up.
Yeah.
And because they ask.
If you want to do this TikTok where we just get really, really close,
our lips almost touch and then
and then we say English or Spanish
All right
look we got to the bottom of this
I'm going to go
Oh my God
She's going to be so bad
We need you to call in right now
Red flag or false alarm
He uses his Bluetooth in his car
But never when he's in the car with me
Red flag or false alarm
And we have Evelyn from L.A. online one
Evelyn
That's going to solve this for us
Red flag
Red flag
Wow
I like Evelyn
They didn't make a case
For it to be a false alarm girl
Like you weren't like
Oh maybe maybe not
I'm like it's a red flag
Because I've been there done that
So
What do you think you've been there
Govlin
Talk to me
I'm like
It's a red flag
I'm just gonna own up
And say it's a red flag
So she's a red flag
You used to do the same thing
And you were a red flag
Yeah like it takes one to no one type of vibes
Wow
What would you do
You would just take your boot tooth
Off your car
Keep it in your pocket
You already hear
You already started telling you on yourself
Just tell us
Tell us
Tell us
What you're saying?
I tell them
I tell them all the time
I'm like oh I'm listening
To Power 106
That's all right
Green flag
Green flag
Go go go
Evelyn
You're the best in the world
I'm speaking you guys all the time
Let's go
I'm sorry I got to turn the Bluetooth
off
It's not because my son's just gonna call
It's because Brownback Mornings is on
Let's get it girl
It's so merro
Okay
Brug
You ever get tagged in a video?
Bradwick Morning's 5106.
Good morning.
That's right.
Good morning.
Happy July 3rd.
Happy July 3rd.
Yeah.
And they're like, hey, this looks just like you.
And then it does it?
That happens to me probably like 12 times a day.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I have so many like doppelgangers supposedly.
Yeah.
Light skin with a beard.
Shout out to Louis the singer.
We never met but he's, people always tag me.
There's this guy that does like a, yeah, Carine Leon.
There's this guy that does like a funny dance to like a mark.
best song and then they always say that's me I don't know everybody said it looked like
Benny Sullivan you do look like I don't know that is who's either influencer style oh
okay well I think I would rather both of those things I keep getting tagged in this
account that says prison underscore connect ha and it's a girl talking on the phone like a
Zoom phone wow from right here you know phone and they're like letty what did you do
Shut up. I do not look like her.
I do not look like her dogs.
That's like every Latina ever.
You don't anymore.
That's the old you.
That's the old you.
That's the old you.
You know what?
You know what?
It's just like the face shape of it.
Yeah.
That's it.
From a distance.
The younger you.
Yeah.
No.
She's still young.
She's 32.
She's my name.
Obviously.
But yeah.
But I don't understand what you mean.
She looks like a young me
A little bit, not totally
I'm trying to find it
I kind of see a quick resemblance
But not actual like once you look
You're like oh no no no
Yeah I put my hair up right now
If I put my glasses on
Oh no it's not because you have your hair up right now too
And so she does as well
She has her hair
Yeah that is just a coincidence
I regularly never have my hair up
I just have my hair up because I didn't want to
get ready this morning
Yeah
But my distance it does look like
I just want to know when you're in the prison.
Bras!
Don't start rumors!
Hey, program time.
She has a whole necktack.
Yes, I do know how to make spread, okay?
But that don't mean that I spend time, all right?
Not you!
I didn't sit down nowhere.
Bro, I'm really good at burpees.
Bro, I'm really good at burpees, but that's just because I like athleticism.
It's just another coincidence.
It's not bad.
And no, I'm not allowed to Charlie Roos anymore.
That's because of it's because.
they're probably too high and I complain a lot.
Did you put the bad of business?
All right.
Are you going mug shoddies by any chance?
No.
And you better not be looking at it.
I'm not trying to give no guy,
no new account to follow.
Sorry, fools.
Be faithful.
I look at mug shoddies and I'm like, I could save her.
Of course you do.
Of course you do.
Here's a few saveable ones.
I could change them.
Okay.
All right.
The Lord needs to save them.
Well, we have shout outs.
Who is shutting up?
Can I'm going to send this to the chat
So maybe we can put it up and be like
I'll say it from Santa Ana
Wants a shout out
He says he's a big fan and listens every morning
And then we have a birthday shout out
Richard and Rosanna
Want to wish their daughter, Rachel
A Happy Belated 8th birthday
And also want to wish
her and the rest of the beauty
And the cleats softball team
At the Mayberry Park and Whittier
Good luck this coming season
Nice
Okay that is a fan of like
cool names, beauty and the cleats is
fire. You get it?
Yeah. Beauty. Oh my gosh, that's so awesome.
I wish you guys all the best, all the love.
And it's Rachel's birthday.
It is, their daughter Rachel's birthday.
Rachel!
Happy belated birthday, baby girl.
Feliz belated.
Ah, ha.
Say belated in Spanish.
Belated.
Belated.
Caliato.
And you, cum laude,
how.
Look at us, look at us.
Look at us.
I don't know.
Don't look at me like that, Ramona.
There's a lot.
There's this account that it's in Spanish, right?
And the guy asked them how to say different words in English,
and they're saying it completely wrong.
I think it's completely wrong.
English or Spanish?
Yeah, no, it's not bad.
Stop bringing that one up.
Sorry, sorry.
I feel free.
No, but he says, like, for example, he's like,
um,
Como se di Cappato in English?
And they go,
Sabat nation.
Sabat nation.
And he's like, correcto.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, they're wrong, but they, like, they still pass.
So, like, this English class is going to be crazy.
The Shakira one?
He's like, Shakira.
He's like, well, da, la, lo, la, la.
Yeah, correct.
Correct.
Okay.
I have one more shout out.
Shout out the homie menace.
He's a huge fan of the show, and he's listening every morning.
What's up, man?
And shout to you.
Hopefully you're not doing menace activities.
No, no.
Because the way that Maximil smiles.
Smirking about it.
I was like, that sounds so crazy.
He knew him in a past life.
Yeah.
Mess around with the wires in the morning.
I knew his past.
Like, now he's a good guy.
He's a good menace.
He's a good menace.
Wouldn't menace know prison underscore connect letty?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Hey, shout out and happy birthday to my brother, my big brother.
It's his birthday today.
He's the one who introduced me to hip hop.
He's my half brother 12 years older than me.
But like when I was little, all I wanted to do was be like my brother Jerry.
And he was listening to like hip hop, hip hop.
He's like, if you're going to know hip hop, you're going to know the rights.
He's one of those.
But he taught me Wu Tang.
He taught me tribe and all of that.
And I was like, oh, that's super tight.
A lot of my, Jedi Mindtricks.
A lot of my knowledge comes or even seeking out that comes from him.
I wouldn't be the quote unquote hip-unquote hip-hop head that I am had he not been in the picture.
Do you remember like the first song that he showed you that was hip-hop?
Yes, it was a really bad one that my dad made me stop listening to hip-hop because it's called dog-ish-o-oh-D-Bs in it.
Just if you can find some time to Google it.
He's playing a dog, ishing on your lawn.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it was good, it's good, though.
It's good, though.
And I want to listen to more.
I'm like, oh, bad.
I want him to listen to dogish.
So shout at him.
Yeah, shout out my brother.
He lives in Las Vegas, and he's all cool.
Hey, happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz cumplagio.
At thee.
Word on Rosecrans.
Roast the word.
The word is,
Rihanna is a hypocrite.
What?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You don't talk about Ree, we like that.
You're going to activate the Navy dog.
Even she agrees, okay.
Like, Rana's been teasing her newest album R9 for years on years on years.
And people are always harassing her about when the new album will come out.
But now she's doing the same thing to one of her favorite artists, Glorilla.
Yeah, Glor.
Yeah, she sent her a DM and said, you got all summer sis.
I know this wild hypocritical, but when the album dropped.
And so Glorilla posted it.
And this is like super funny because there was just a video that went viral.
of Rihanna dancing to want of Glorilla songs in front of Aesap Rocky.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was like making him mad.
We'll post it on Brownback Morning's one of six.
It was really nice.
Because then people are making the memes, like, my girl, when she comes back from brunch.
No, literally, I was sending that to my girl.
I'm like, look, I'm like, that's us.
I'm like, you're just making me mad.
You just hear you turn, and I'm just like, what are you going to do?
I have to care of all this.
Because there's the lyrics.
Why are you singing that with such passion?
7 p.m. Friday.
Oh, yeah.
Because this kind of song is like, I ain't got no one.
Yeah, but he got you met with me.
He's got a little stunt real quick.
You guys, dude, because it's so annoying when it's like, okay, all single ladies.
And I like, I want to say, ah.
But you can.
But I can.
And Marcus gets mad.
He's like, put your hand down.
Well, you're not a single.
I love, but let me buy.
Yeah.
Yeah, when you guys sing along to Marvin's room, you're not thinking about anyone, right?
At all.
We're thinking about somebody.
It's just a coincidence.
And when we rap, you know, corrupts verse.
Ain't no fun.
We don't mean it.
We don't mean it.
It's just.
It's just.
Guess who's back in the...
With a bat.
All right.
Okay, look, Big Sean cannot believe he is a part of the death of Slim Shady.
What?
Okay, look, Big Sean is featured on Eminem's new single Toby with fellow Detroit rapper BabyTron,
which will be on Eminem's Death of Slim Shady album.
He's a little snippet of the song.
I'm on the floor's in the Empire State.
Building.
I got so many stories, but I hate cell.
Ain't filling your top five favorite rappers
So I know they're about to be pissed at me
But this to me is a mystery
How rappers I've already ripped could be
Higher up on a list than me
Yeah, here I sit on your list of with five
So that's up part of Eminem's race
We're doing that?
Yeah
It's great, wait, listen to the hook
Normally I'm not witch you, Maximum, but we're doing this?
It's a mystery
Yeah, that's an awful
Hot-Coppy!
Leave Eminem to go alone
Still
Okay, look, listen to the hook.
It's a little different.
Toby McGuire got bit by a spider
but see me, it was
was a goat. If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and
choke. Even while sleeping be thinking so woke. White Cardi years, all I'm seeing is dope. My city
laying and I'm Obi-1 got a mission in the past. I just might be the hope. Toby McGuire got bit by a spider-by, but see me, it was a goat.
Baby John. Baby Tron is saying that they're the Spider-Man meme.
Yes. A goat bit him. A goat bit him.
Instead of a spider
So it's three goats
You get it?
Goat means greatest of all time
Yeah
I just want
Hey goat means greatest of all time
Yeah
So baby Chuan is saying
That he is a bit greatest of all time
Maybe in his eyes for sure
In Detroit
Yeah
Maybe in Detroit
He loves himself
Like he'll wrap about that all the time
Is there more
Is there more that we can listen to
I have a taste of
Yeah
Okay let's hear
Oh no actually no
Oh I thought you were gonna
No
There's not a clean version of yet
It's very new
Oh, got you.
Okay, so Big Sean.
Oh.
Big Sean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like that was the draw to be honest.
Big Sean, no?
It's okay.
You hit us with a big story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you hit up Big Sar.
That's the best part.
Eminem.
Top five.
Put Eminem again.
All right.
So Big Sean was reflecting on this song.
And although he has had songs with Eminem in the past,
he said this, not going to hold you.
Slim, Shady.
LP was the first CD I bought with my own money at Costco.
Fire.
Me and M. about four songs in now.
But being on Death of Slim Shady is full circle.
I know when I bought that, I would be the next one out the city.
So he's just super, like, grateful to be on this album.
That's awesome.
That's tough.
And show, Sean.
Just reflecting on everything.
That's like, yeah, it's like, you know, buying a CD of your favorite artist at the time at
Costco and then now it's like, boom.
Now you're on it with them.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Can you play them in them version?
I think that.
More time.
I would love to.
I'd slap on more floors in the Empire State.
Building, I got so many stories, but I hate ceilins.
Ain't filling your top five favorite rappers, so I know they're about to be pissed at me.
But this to me is a mystery.
How rappers I've already ripped could be.
Higher up on a list than me.
Get here I sit on your list with five.
All right.
Play something that's not from recovery.
I'm saying.
I got so many stories.
I hate ceilings.
Like what?
What's that album that Rihanna song's on?
It is recovery.
No, relapse.
Relapse, yeah.
Yeah, stop playing relapse.
Play the new song.
That's the new song.
Okay, what one thing?
We love you,
the name.
We love you.
I got so many stories, but I hate
feelings.
It ain't filling your top five favorite rappers,
so I know they're about to be pissed at me.
Mars.
To me is a mystery.
How rappers I've already ripped could be.
Higher up on a list than me.
Yeah, here I sit on your list of with five.
He's already ripped those rappers.
And they're ahead of him in the top five.
On the driving in his test, like,
Pist me.
I'm not,
my name is a reed.
It's those words that make you feel like you hit it.
Yeah.
It is the word.
It is the words.
Lister me.
Lister me.
How is it?
Oh, and Rihanna.
Someone needs some listerine.
You guys leave my goat alone, okay?
That was your word on Rosecrans.
Baby Trud?
Bratty.
No, he's his own goat.
Okay, okay.
All right.
That was your word on Rosecrans.
I'm Rosecrans.
back mornings on power when us
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okay so finally
the residents in that south l.A neighborhood
where the police detonated
or like they brought a bunch of illegal fireworks
into some type of vehicle and then it exploded
remember when we first started our podcast
that was three years ago when we first started it
that was one of the main like on the first episodes
that we talked about yeah yeah and
And it was really sad to see because they were low-key.
It just, it wasn't necessary for the police to do that right then and there.
Instead of drive it to somewhere where the fireworks, clearly they're in, they were in this type of vehicle that's supposed to hold them, right?
It's supposed to hold like this type of detonation.
They could have driven that somewhere, like off-site.
Yeah, the desert, literally.
They decided to do that in the actual neighborhood and they let it off and it broke a lot of homes, injured people.
Like to this day, the homes are still in a state of repair.
So much so that the residents have been up in a hotel and they've even been told they're going to be evicted soon, right?
So the city had to work fast like, what are we going to do about these residents?
And they actually got a payout of $22 million towards the residence.
It's going to go to 19 people that have clearly sustained injuries, have lost their homes.
It's still not even able to go back and live in.
They're displaced and they honestly were put in a position where they honestly were on their own because they didn't.
know how to figure it out how to where to put them where you can't just take a family and just
put them anywhere and living in a hotel like as as good as it is for a few days right it never feels like
home no at all and the whole life just got like literally uprooted now you had to move around
a lot of people sustain injuries that they'll never heal from ever aside from like the PTSD of
maybe like explosions we're about to come up on fourth of july again you know they can't
probably listen to those fireworks and be in a normal state of mind like the rest of us and peace
And you know what's crazy is that initially they were just trying to look the other way with it.
Yeah.
Like, oh, nothing having.
Like, they had to fight to get some sort of retribution.
Like, hey, you guys are leaving our homes like this.
We're just supposed to deal with this?
We can't live in here.
And the public called out and, of course, got them to be able to at least stay in a hotel.
I'm sure they didn't expect it to be that many years long.
Yeah.
Like, even seeing like the settlement was finally realized, it's crazy because it was a 21 million.
dollar dollar settlement distributed to 19 people the highest single check to an individual being 2.8 million okay now let's look this in retrospect a house in l.A
easy million easy million like if that yeah yeah so to understand kind of like what they're going through
and also pay you have to pay taxes on that so all of that really like they're kind of left with like all right now
or even looking for one right now like their homes are probably around that estimate right but a new one or wherever
they're going to go now.
Yeah.
That's your down payment.
I definitely do wish them the best because that has been a long journey.
For sure.
And one of my biggest problems with this, I remember when it came out was just how this would
have never happened in Beverly Hills.
No.
Right.
Or in different neighborhoods that were more affluent.
And so it's like, oh, it's just South Central.
We'll just detonate them here.
Who cares?
And it's like, that's not fair to the residents of where they live and everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just the whole protocol on those types of things should definitely be looked over.
Like, we should never allow that to happen.
ever again. One, so the city knows how costly it is.
Right. But two, it's just, it's not deserved. No.
I know there was an actual person that lived around those parts that there, they got the
fireworks to begin with. That person faced their own type of jail time.
That was none of the residents' fault. But that doesn't mean the people in that neighborhood
have to do the time for his crime. You know what I'm saying? All right. Well, keep it here.
More Brown by Mornings on the way.
Simp or PIMP.
Sit, sit, sit, sit.
I was yawning, sorry.
I don't want to.
I was yawning.
That's your friend.
Why yawning?
There's no time of yawn here.
Yeah, bro.
This is an amazing show.
And everyone knows it's not safe to put your head back and open your mouth out here.
Next time.
You got lucky you did.
Why do you think Jose got up?
Ha!
All right.
Maximo's going down, bro.
Columbia and Latin trap and regatone superstar.
Fade.
Fecto.
Yes.
What an intro.
I like it, I like it.
Keep going.
Yeah, Fade was interviewed by another reggaeton star from Puerto Rico named Young Miko.
Young Miko.
Both are huge stars in the Latin space, tour the world, and, you know, have big records.
Teachers.
Both I only know because Carol G.
I was going to say they have one comment denominator.
Well, let's get to that.
Okay, okay, okay.
So Young Miko asked, they had an interview and she asked him,
she asked Fade, who is your goat celebrity crush?
Yeah, it's called Goat Talk, the interview that they had.
So it's like, what's your goat food?
Everything, gold.
So goat celebrity crush.
Yes.
And this is Faye's answer.
Goat celebrity crush.
I'm with my celebrity close.
No, poitia.
That's ghost right there.
My pojita.
He was talking about, oh, he said pojita?
Yeah.
I heard gorleta.
No, pojita.
Like a little chicken.
Yeah.
Chicken.
My little chick.
So for those that don't know,
Fade goes out with superstar Carol G.
And for those that don't know Carol G,
Carol G is like the bad bunny,
like a female bad bunny.
He's just killing it.
Superstar.
Yeah.
The songs with Shakira.
Yes.
Her music is incredible.
Me and Angie saw her at the Roseville.
It was the time of my life.
It was.
Yeah.
I almost am upset.
I was not up on her sooner.
You ever have that type of artist that gets you upset?
Like, damn, I wish I was like a day one.
Right.
Angie was a day one.
Oh, yeah.
I was kind of the time of the time of it.
I was like.
I was day one too.
Yeah.
I came in around the last album, but I loved it.
And then I'm like, okay, we're here now.
So she was previously in toxic relationship with this full, Anuel.
Also in that way, they're doing his ad lips, right?
And she was in toxic relationship with him.
He ends up getting with another girl, but like she kind of had her down time.
For sure.
She was really sad about it.
Yeah.
He was going back and forth with her.
Yeah, it was very public.
Yeah, very public and very, um,
petty, at least from his side
he would be petty.
I think he's still going.
Yeah.
He wrote records about like her.
He changed lyrics about them.
He got over her.
Then it didn't work out
with the girl that he left her for
and then he tried his best
to then kind of troll his way back
into her life.
You know, like hate on the dude she's with.
He still is.
Yeah.
On his story yesterday,
he posted a video of all his crowd chanting
like a bad thing about Petro.
About the guy?
Yeah.
See, so now he's beiving with a new boyfriend.
He'll say like I'm like he'll talk about her really nicely like I can't wait to get back
And she but she's moved on with this guy sure
And what's crazy is that Anuel has a girlfriend too
Like he supposedly moved on but it's still mentioning Carol Lowe.
That's crazy that's the guy that don't stop talking about his ex yeah
I think he's gotten two three girls pregnant yeah I mean what Carol G's kind of like had her glow up
Oh sure sure she's gotten so much bigger since their separation yes a lot bigger
She's a super super star.
I mean, she makes great music, so you can't take that away from her.
And then this is very simple of her new man.
I mean, like your goat celebrity crush, meaning like your celebrity crush,
meaning like your celebrity crush since you were a kid, right?
You don't know.
They've known each other for a while.
I bet he wanted to say Shakira, but it would make him awkward.
It would make him awkward when they hang out.
He's Colombian.
Who's goat crush wasn't Shakira?
At a time when you're younger.
Okay.
Yeah.
But then he's had eyes for Carol G.
It just so happened that he attained her.
Yeah.
He bagged her.
But if he didn't have her, that'd be his celebrity crush.
He's playing it safe.
He can't say.
What do you want him to say, Rosalia?
Yes.
She's lafina.
She's waiting behind the camera with the knife right there.
What are we going to say, huh?
What?
If you ask your girl, who's your gold celebrity crush?
And she doesn't say you?
How do you feel?
Almost cursed.
And she actually, she says, oh, Chris Brown.
What would you think?
No.
I mean, I don't mind that one.
much. No, no, because it's like a big celebrity, but it feels like a more like obscure.
Like Theo James? You know him? Like who's that? Why do you know this person? Yeah. No, yeah, I would melt for
sure. Not in a good way. No, I would just, yeah. So yeah. Yeah. No, yeah, she, he made the right,
he made the right choice. Yeah. He played a say to say. For sure you wanted to say Shakira. No, he didn't.
You don't know. Come on. Carol G. Her hip's don't live.
Of course she's gorgeous, but it's like...
When you think of like a celebrity crush,
like I feel like that's more when you're coming of age.
Like he's in the industry now.
No, you guys are just thinking childhood crush, you weirdos.
It's celebrity crush.
Of all time.
They didn't say that.
Goat means of all time.
Yes, greatest of all time.
But this is still time.
No, it's still right now.
This is still part of time.
No.
And her...
Yeah.
Okay.
It's Shakira.
When we say goat.
I'm telling you, it Shakira.
That's not what he said, though.
Is it Shikki.
Or is it Sophia Vergara?
Oh, also.
Oh, also Colombian.
See?
I feel like he could have said that.
You're a baby hole right now.
No, because they came out on the show together.
Oh, they want.
So it's still tricky business.
Okay, okay.
It's Carol G. his girl.
It is.
Yeah, yeah.
She's right there.
Right there.
And then there's somebody that he's not telling us about.
Yeah.
Right above her.
They're just in love.
It's not like he wants to get with that celebrity crush.
Exactly.
It's a crush.
Okay.
It's a superpink.
It was sim.
It was sim.
All right.
I'm superma.
I do very lovely.
And romantic.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
All the help line is next.
Power win of six.
All right.
Check this out.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Anonymous.
Anonymous.
You guys want to give her name?
Her?
How do we know to her?
Her?
Um, him?
They?
Let me see.
To say anonymous.
Anonymous, okay.
Okay, so we got a DM and said, I'm angry.
Okay.
But I'm not sure if I'm mad at my parents, my sister, or my grandmother, or you guys even.
Whoa.
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
Anonymous, we can find your Instagram profile.
You're not anonymous to us, okay?
If you want to fight, we're going to fight.
I'm down.
We will find you.
We're all down.
They said, or maybe all the above.
Including us.
My sister Tay is 21 and recently totaled her car.
Plus, it was her fault, so she's not getting anything from insurance.
Now, my grandfather died a few months ago, and my granny doesn't drive anymore.
But she still has their car.
It's almost new.
It's very nice and has only about 15,000 miles on it.
Oh, wow.
It's a dude.
That's good.
Yeah, he knows how many thousand.
Yeah.
Grandma felt terrible for my sister, so she gave her our grandpa's car.
First, I don't think that's fair.
Why should she get a car worth $25,000 and I get nothing?
It's definitely good.
The price, not the mileage.
He looked up the KBB.
Yeah, that's great.
Like Kelly Blueboy?
So they said.
Wait, is 15,000 miles good?
Yes.
Yeah.
It's like almost new.
Oh, okay.
So they said, so I'm kind of mad at my grandma, but then maybe it's not her fault.
But then it got even worse.
My sister doesn't like the car because it's not cool enough for her now.
So she talked her dad into selling the car so she could get a different car with the money.
A new car.
So now I'm mad at my sister for manipulating it.
And everyone says I'm holding on to this for no reason when I bring it up basically saying they sold our grandfather's car over my sister's recklessness.
um
they my sister and my dad
brought up how you guys talked about
not holding on to things from a passed away family
oh wow
it's my fault
what's the problem with us now
this guy's mad
um
I don't think it was my grand
if my grandfather was still here
he would be okay with this either
should I drop it like for real brown bag
help me out
I don't know if I want to help this guy out
he's gonna be mad yeah he's really mad
yeah they're overreacting
Who is?
Family?
Oh, her.
And Anonymous.
I just want you to know that when we had that home
had a helping previously, and everyone was saying,
just let the stuff go because the mom hoards all the dead dad's stuff and all of that.
I was saying no.
Keep it.
I was saying the respect.
I was saying don't do that, okay?
It's like getting a gift for Christmas and they give you the gift receipt.
It's like, if you really don't like it, you could go get it.
get it for something else with it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think the grandma was probably like, okay, I don't really drive her.
I don't know how close she is to the family.
But clearly, like, the grandpa just passed away.
She probably doesn't have anyone to drive her around.
Yeah.
And was like, have his car.
And the 21-year-old that just wrecked her car was like,
I don't want another one.
I want my own car.
But can we sell that?
It's smart.
I don't see a problem with them either.
There's no problem with it.
Like sentimental value?
It's this thing.
Principal.
Like, just like, this was, this belonged to your dead grandfather.
Yeah.
I gave it to you out of the, like, goodness of my heart.
And then you sold it to get a new car, you reckless little 21-year-old.
No, I called BS on this dude.
Because if he would have got the car, he would have traded that thing in for a Mustang.
It seems like he liked the car.
That's what I'm, no, but yeah.
But even then.
You guys, I just asked you guys, is that a good mileage for the car?
You said yes.
Yes.
Great mileage.
But it's like, he only likes that because, yeah, because it's, it's.
hold its value more.
Aweilitas and Aolitos out there, never give your ungrateful grandchildren a car, okay?
I'm going to tell you something.
My Aulita before she passed away, she gave my sister, like, my sister told her she was
going to open a hair salon.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
She bought her printers and, like, all this stuff for, like, office wear, right?
If my sister, she never got the hair salon, but if she had sold the stuff, it would be, like,
dang she got her like different like equipment yeah she kept it if she had sold it because
she didn't need it anymore she never opened the thing but it's like sentimental like our
abuelita gave that to you before she passed away mm-hmm y'all don't care no i get it but it's also
like and shodata you should still open that so long but it's also like that printer might be
really really old they also gave me that monetary value like thanks grandma
oh my god did you think what's your grandma ever Eva? Eva! Eva!
Are you listening?
Eva, don't give him anything.
Like, my mom gave me her Lexus as my car, like a car, right?
And that was her dream car.
Like, she loved this car.
This is what she always wanted to buy.
And she gave it to me.
Why did she give it to?
Because she bought a new car.
Got it.
And she was like, well, I don't need this car.
You could have it.
But even though this is my dream car, you could have it, right?
I didn't personally like it.
So I sold it and got my truck.
My truck was way cheaper.
The one you're driving right now.
From Alexis to that is pretty, but it makes me happy.
I love my truck.
I'd rather have my truck.
truck than the Lexus. You would. Yeah. Yeah.
Personally. So that's why I'm like, I don't think there's a problem in her. I don't see a problem with that.
I don't think there's anything. My granny would want me to have this health care. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. She wants me to have this speed demon.
What? I would think that if she wanted you to have that, maybe she would give you money or maybe they would like do that. I think that's the easier route though. They didn't have time. Yeah. You know. Trade it in. Yeah. It's more work to them to sell it for you. Yeah. We got to do APR and financing. Yeah. No, you good.
The way that I'm going to go home and write my will and my...
Make it very specific.
Even while I'm still alive, like, should I give anyone anything?
Can I have the Mercedes?
Vic, I gave you or we gave you that jersey for your birthday.
If I were to find out that you went to the store and then got another jersey with it, it would hurt my feelings.
I get it. I get it.
You never returned a gift then, but...
No. I'll make you somewhere.
Oh, you know what I did one time?
I didn't feel bad, but I thought about feeling bad.
What?
Is, um, my dad got me these Jordans, right?
But they were like, they were the team Jordans.
Yeah.
But they're really expensive.
Yeah.
Team Jordans are just as expensive.
As a regular.
They're like 180.
Wow.
It's just their cool factor versus.
Yeah, that they weren't really my thing.
I couldn't really picture myself wearing it.
And then I was like, I can't, you know, take this back and be like, oh, like, you know, feel good about it.
Yeah.
So what I did was, I took it back because I was like, I'm not going to wear these.
They got to be real.
Yeah.
They're going to go to waste.
back and I bought
little Vic shoes with them instead.
Oh, see that?
I bought him two pairs of shoes
with that and I was like
dude, that's still a great gift to
me because I would have, this money would
have had to come out of my pocket to buy my son's shoes.
Yeah.
Right. Thank you for the 180.
Exactly. Thanks for the 180, dad.
Thanks for the value.
Okay, we're on Tate. I guess
we're on Tayside then.
Tay who
totaled her car at 21.
Yeah.
Then got a car from her
passed away grandfather.
sold that because it wasn't cool enough
to get a new car.
I think that part is a selfish part.
It's not cool enough.
I get it.
But at the end of the day,
Tay is driving the car.
He's the one moving around with it.
Yeah.
And it's like eventually, it's a girl.
And it's like eventually
she's going to get rid of that car.
At some point,
whether it's 10 years from now,
15 years from not,
is it wrong then,
then after you ran it into the ground?
That is true.
That is true.
You're going to get rid of it anyway.
What is the totaled that one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So then don't give her a car or don't give him a car.
No, it's Tay's a girl.
No, he's only mad because he didn't get it.
Yeah, the guy.
Oh, okay.
Mr. Inger.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did say, why should she get a car worth 25 grand?
And I get to think, is that a car?
Like, is that a good for a car?
It's a new car.
Yeah, you could buy a brand new toy with that.
Mm-hmm.
You can buy a new car for that.
Yeah.
It seems like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get a Toyota Camry with that.
The Toyota Corolla's?
When I bring up the fact that they basically sold our grandfather's car over my sister's
recklessness, they, my sister and my dad, brought up how you guys talked about not holding
onto things from a passed away family.
Get over it.
Yeah, I did bring it up.
Yeah, I did say that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
I stand on what I said.
I also said, yeah, not to get rid of his clothes and his socks, but like a car?
A whole car.
It's not like a, it's a thing.
Okay, so my dad has a car, right?
My dad has a low rider.
Don't give it to your son.
See,
Fredo.
And don't give it to Little Vick
because Little Vick's not going to think
is cool and he's going to sell it
and it's going to be fine.
Okay.
That is different.
I can't sell that car.
Why?
That car is lots of sentimental value.
He built it from the ground up.
He bought it when I was two years old.
Oh, Vick.
See his car.
I can't sell that car.
We're on car, why see you Fredo?
Even when you're, if you're not here,
okay, I won't let you know.
I can't, like, I literally cannot sell that car.
I know that.
There's like just an unridden thing.
Like, you can't sell this.
And you would feel bad for yourself.
Yeah, of course.
You still use it in hip-hop videos?
Exactly.
See?
I really like it.
No, but like if that, to me, that would be kind of wrong.
Like, just to get like some money.
Right.
If it wasn't an emergency, it's like, that's just wrong.
Or it's not cool.
Or you actually wanted the El Camino, not the, yeah.
No, that's wrong.
Shout-out Al Camino's right.
If anyone's selling an El Camino, I would.
But if this is just the everyday driver that they were just like,
oh, yeah, that's the car that I had when I died.
It wasn't like the car that I worked my whole life.
Yeah.
It's not like, you know what I'm saying?
It's different.
Cool. There's requirements to what's sacred.
Yeah, for sure.
Exactly.
For sure.
Boom.
Ananimo is asking, should he drop it?
Yes.
Like, for real brown bag?
Like, he's mad at this.
He's mad at us.
I don't like his energy.
He's counting in his sister's pockets.
I don't know.
He should be happy.
All right.
You've been through this or you're going through this or you are an animal yourself.
It is up.
Let us know if he should or let him know if he should drop it.
He's upset.
that his sister who's 21 years old told her car their family ends up giving her the car that
belonged to her deceased grandfather she has her parents sell it so that she get a new car um because
it's not cool enough so he's like dude i'm so upset that he that she did this i don't think my
grandfather would be okay with that okay and i'm not okay with that should i just drop it though
am i getting upset over anything feels like sibling rivalry yeah yeah i mean that's the biggest
That I feel.
Yeah, he's hating.
Like, he's hating on the system.
But hey, that's the nature of siblings.
Yeah.
Keep it here.
It's bad when it was sake.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
Mr. Anonymous needs our help.
Yep.
All right.
He's mad at the world.
He is mad at the world, including us.
We're part of the world.
And his sister Tay, especially his sister Tay,
because his grandfather died a few months ago
and his grandma ended up giving the car to the sister.
The sister didn't really like the car that much
so she sold it, has a new car,
and he is hating, he is livid,
he hates the way that she walks, the way that she talks,
the way that she drives.
Wow.
Everything.
Jeez.
Yeah, and so he's wondering if he should just let it go
and drop it.
And that's what he wants to do.
Okay.
All right, we have Monica on the line from Chino.
What's up, Monica?
Monica?
Hi, good morning.
Monica.
Monica, yes.
Monica, yes.
Monica.
That's I call my sister.
Okay, Monica, tell us.
What would you tell Anonymous in this situation?
So I really side with Anonymous in this situation because it's almost literally what my family went through.
I'm the second oldest.
It's four girls.
There's second oldest of five of us.
It's all girls and the last one's a boy.
and growing up we all used like the astro van that my parents had then they got like a civic hybrid
I went through the civic hybrid then my brother got it he was a baby and he would drive around
with my parents car and it got totaled while he was driving it and it's the boy too he must be so spoiled
right absolutely yeah oh yeah so he doesn't have to serve himself nothing you guys have to serve
For him, everything.
That's fine.
She's mad.
She's got all over again.
So he wrecks the civic of your family civic.
Right.
And meanwhile, I'm a couple years older, so I've already bought my own car.
My dad, like, helped co-sign it.
All he did for my car.
Same with my youngest sister.
He co-signed for her car.
So brother gets into the accident with this car.
And they use the money that he got from that to go buy him his new, what is it,
BRZ?
brand new
the sports car
you're speaking
dude talk
but the guys get it
I got you want to
yeah
okay
I googled it
Subaru
I googled it
I did
so at first
yeah
at first I'm like
neutral
I got my own car
I'm still
and I'm older
good for him
look at you
you're sporting your new car
my younger sisters
are kind of
just throwing a little
shade and I'm like
all right
they're you know like
it is what it is
he's got his new car
they're kind of like
mad about it
yeah like does he deserve
He wrecked the other car, stuff like that, yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't care for a bit, and I think to me it's that I didn't see the situation for what it was.
He wrecked this car.
Why is he getting a brand new car?
It happens.
Yeah.
Was it his fault?
He needs a car, though.
Yeah.
Was the accident his fault?
But he did not earn it.
Yeah.
Was it his fault?
The car got wrecked?
Technically, no.
He did get paid out for it.
But the way I see it is,
so he was driving to go like pick up weed you know
and to me
oh Monica
I like you a lot
yeah
probably to deal with all his sisters
yeah my question all right
but this
like that wasn't the problem
it was he wasn't a safe driver
he was pulling out of a green light
and the person like hit him
because they took the red and like
got him a little bit
but to me it's just like
are you not that proactive of a driver where you see somebody like going through a green light
you got to look both ways and if somebody's not coming through like still accident that's what's called accident
i think what she's trying to say is that the way that he drives it was bound to happen because of how he
drives right person took a red light though okay okay so it's not his fault but don't get mad of monica
monica she's the one that was cool about it let me go pick up my stuff monica sorry no no no
No, because listen, bro, listen, bro, listen, bro.
What she's saying is that she didn't care, like, she just saw like,
okay, go ahead, bro, like, get your new car.
It was the other sisters that were like, bro, this is shit.
Like, this is whack.
Like, he didn't earn the new car.
He just got a new car, like, for just existing.
And they've probably already seen him be the little brother that they have to clean up
after and feed and all of that.
So that part probably got a man.
Absolutely.
I mean, that makes sense.
And so, yeah, after a while it's kind of just like,
You know, it's just one thing after another, and it's just like that's just piling it up and everything where the girls had to buy their own cars.
And, of course, baby boys just handed a brand new car, like, for what, you didn't earn this.
Yeah.
He's the youngest.
He's the youngest.
And he's the youngest.
And he's the youngest.
Like my brother.
That's a good question.
And he wasn't, I don't know, they said, like, he put some money towards the car, but I don't believe it.
Yeah.
It's like Greg in his house.
Okay, Monique, I'm going to tell you.
this right now. If the guys hadn't told
the other homie helpline that it's fine
to do this with the dead person stuff,
they wouldn't be standing on business how
they are right now. They're just too prideful to be
like, it's wrong. But I get you, Mamasita.
Monica, shout out you. And what would you
tell the guy? Like, what would you tell an animal?
I would tell an animal
that he's not wrong, that
be mad. Be mad. Be mad.
Be mad.
Just get mad, honestly.
Get more bad.
Who are you trying to bring the car back?
Who are trying to jump? Let's go.
I just like,
and your family friendship.
Yeah.
Monica's just saying his feelings are valid.
Yeah.
Boom.
Yeah.
I appreciate you.
Thank you, Monica.
But is it going to change anything?
Probably not.
No.
I think that's the harsh reality of it.
So I guess for like his own mental health,
you just got to let it go.
Unfortunately, because you know it's not going to change
because ultimately what it's coming down to is the elders in the family.
They're allowing for this to happen.
and you can't really change them unless you like try and talk to them about it.
But if they don't see it the way you do, they're not going to.
I mean, sorry.
Kalmete.
With that.
She's mad.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I'm going to your mom.
Sounds like she's a little.
Wow.
Go on that weed run.
Yeah.
Go watch your mouth.
We love you, Monica.
Thank you for listening.
We need a down to me so.
We love you guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Like a buzzkill.
Bruh, it's literally not her fault.
She was telling you what happened to her family, you jerks.
You're standing on business for no reason.
I was on your side on that time.
About the, no, about the dead.
The dead dad's stuff.
I just feel like, okay, I'm the oldest, right?
And you're the boy, like the oldest boy.
You know you're the favorite.
No, but honestly, like my sister gets certain, like,
privileges like my youngest sister it's certain things like I don't ever expect to be treated
like her no like I don't expect it to be like oh well I didn't get this well why does she
right like it's just I know it's not ever going to be fair like it just it can't be there's
different dynamics different time and place yep in times like who knows my like I think I heard I
I don't know I heard that my sister is going to get the house like what my dad if my dad you know like
yeah
but you get the law writer.
Maybe nothing.
Because he's like,
no, no,
but it's not even that.
I'm like,
that's fine.
Because he's like,
Vic is fine.
Vic figured it out.
Oh.
But it's not,
okay,
is that 100% fair?
Get it or that.
Get it out.
I don't really care.
You brought this up randomly.
No,
no,
I don't really care.
I don't really care.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
It's like, you know, life is tough now
And whatever, it's like, okay, my sister gets this
Okay, she'll be good, right?
That's fine.
Are you like that?
I'll be fine.
It's on the face, Dad.
But you know what I'm saying?
All right, what if your sister gets the house
immediately sells it because she wants to live in a condo.
Like that would have said, yeah, coming up.
No, left my childhood home.
She don't know.
She didn't know when I did behind those walls.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, that's all I'm saying.
Like, it's just, it's not going to.
be fair if that if that's what happens it is what it is yeah yeah you know what I'm
thank you for being vulnerable in telling us about yeah yeah it's a little
how did you that's crazy yeah I forgot I don't know but yeah it's a little bit yeah it's
a little man yeah oh no he looked like that meme uh is it mr crabs where the thing is just
spinning around yeah yeah all right don't sell the house yeah don't sell the house you get it
We got Nelson on the line from L.A. Nelson. Nelson.
Hey, good morning, Brown Bag.
Good morning, Nelson.
You hear me?
Yes.
Yes.
Hey, good morning.
What would you tell Anonymous that hit us up about his 21-year-old sister?
She wrecked her car.
And then her grandma gave her her grandpa's car.
Her grandpa just passed away recently.
And she didn't think it was cool enough.
So she had her dad sell the car so she could get a new car.
Okay.
Her brother is who hit us up and was like, dude, I'm so mad at everyone.
I'm even mad at Brownback because when I said,
dude you are giving like you basically got rid of our grandpa's like thing they said oh well
um power 106 they were talking about how you shouldn't hold on to dead people's things
because nine nine in this mundo and they don't take anything they're dead get over it yeah
yeah yeah i mean i think ultimately that he is going to have to get over it one of the things
i think that is a little crazy is and he has every right to feel frustrated is that there wasn't a will
left like hey when I pass away this car
was off or it wasn't a classical like you guys were saying
but I think that he's probably bothered about the opportunistic
opportunity that took place so like his sister told her the car
the grandpa passed away and then they sold the car and then he feels like
which is also a little selfish of him like you know I didn't get any cut out of all this
so I think ultimately he's going to have to let it go I see his point where he's
coming from but at the end of the day he should just be happy that you know his sister
has a car that he's fine he's capable
And, you know, it gets good luck to them and condolences for their grandfather passing.
Oh, Nelson.
That was way better than when we were.
The guys were saying, stand out of business.
Shut up crying.
Your grandpa's dead.
None of us had condolences, but Nelson did.
Thank you, Nelson.
We appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, for sure.
Love you guys.
Love you back.
Yeah, thank you and taking care of the city.
Of course, there we go.
Yeah.
He's never had childhood trauma.
Yeah.
Okay.
I know that you're laughing at your phone because I know your brothers are texting me.
My mom's texting me.
What are you going to say?
That I'm not getting in the house.
This is how he finds out?
Look, he's so disappointed.
He thought he was going to get it.
Because you would definitely sell it in a heartbeat.
Yeah.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
Moody hills next to me.
He'll sell it for three trucks.
A barter?
And a bench.
Yeah.
I had plans already.
No, I'm so glad.
You're horrible.
Maria, you made the right decision.
Especially after he was.
talking about
Tia Yolanda yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go to Jamie on the line.
Jamie from Huntington Park.
Jamie.
Jamie.
What's up, Jamie?
Or Jaime.
Or Jane.
Jamie.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Sorry.
I'm in the car and my baby is like being so loud.
So I was trying to give him something.
Oh, Roo.
Cocoa.
Oh, yeah.
That's what.
Let us talk to him
Shut up, baby
I'm kidding
I'm kidding
Yeah, we can hear
I'm fine
I talk all the time
With these kids
I'm trying to
He's just like
He's trying to talk to
Yeah
No, tell us
Is your name Jamie or
It's Jamie
I honestly
I always get called
Hyman
And I was named
Back to my dad
His name is Hyman
Nice
Okay Hyman
I think your name is Hyman
Yeah
It could go either way
Okay
Oh
I'm just going to call you Junior.
A, Jr.
Junior.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What would you tell this guy An An Animo?
Okay, see, so my family is very sentimental.
Like, my grandpa left my aunt a car and she literally used it until like, I'm not joking.
It was a couple weeks ago.
I caught on fire.
So, yeah.
Wow.
Like literally, and she still, she was like, no, like I,
there's something I can do about it.
She pulled over on the side of the road.
It was in flames.
I'm joking.
It was in flames.
And she had like a t-shirt in the back and she was like hitting it.
To get out?
No, I can't.
Yeah.
But at the same time, it's not good to like, like, hold on to something like that.
Because you know, a lot of people can go kind of crazy, you know, when they lose something like that.
But I think it's just the fact that like, you know, she just got it.
Like the grandpa just passed away.
Yeah.
And she's already saying, like, well, it's just not.
cool enough. I think that's just a fact for me.
Yeah. Your baby just said that he agrees with her selling the car.
Don't ever give that baby the car you're driving right now.
Right.
Is that baby a girl baby or a boy baby? Or is it a junior?
He's a boy. He's not a junior. I'm not going to keep a boy.
All right. He's so cute. I like babies. So shout out to your baby. I give him, I give him
a hole, but like in a nice way, right?
Like, almost loophos?
No.
Like, I'm sending him good vibes.
Good vibes.
Good vibes.
Good vibes.
Good vibes.
It's not.
Oh, but oh, no.
That's great.
All right.
Okay.
Thank you so much, Jamie.
Thank you, Jamie.
And I think that's the thing, too.
Being sentimental is a real thing.
Yeah.
It seems like y'all are just like, hey, it's just a thing.
But also like, oh.
You can be like 10 years for the other one?
Yeah.
He's like, all right.
See, I was thinking also, isn't it worse if Tate kept the car and was
reckless with it and then you see how Tay's taking. Yeah, I don't think Tay should have got the car.
Tay should have figured it out on her own because she, she, um, that's messed up.
Tate family. Um, so what letter or maybe.
There's like an accountability factor, right? Tay wrecked her car, right? And it was her fault.
And so like she, what is it? What was it? Total the car. Yeah. So at some point if you tell her like,
it's cool that you told your car, we'll just get you new stuff. And matter of fact, you didn't like that.
let me sell it to get you the new one that you like,
it kind of just shows her like, I'm good, right?
Whereas there should have been some type of like,
hey, bro, you put in or hey, you need to get a new car.
Or, hey, get a bucket off of Craigslist right now.
Because that's what you have to work towards before we give you this.
But again, like.
Like to build the trust.
But I also feel like.
One time I left my house.
Okay.
I was a teenager.
I snuck out.
Yeah.
To see my boyfriend.
Ooh.
I was pretending that I was a runner.
Because I was like, oh, okay, if the cops see me past curfew.
It's just running?
I just look.
I look very fit.
Stop.
It's not any, like.
This is teenage letty mentality.
There's very work out.
No workout clothes at all.
Yeah, but I'm at the light, right?
Because I'm at the light.
And I'm just pasting up in the street.
So, so.
So suspicious.
Stop it in my brain.
It made sense.
No, it does.
It would work because I would think that.
Yeah.
You just see someone like this.
Depends on your outfit.
Because you may.
Yeah, it depends on your outfit.
Sweets.
Okay.
She wasn't going to make sense.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I was at the light and then I was like,
a little backpack?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No,
not like that,
bro.
So then I get caught and I get sent back home.
Like the cop takes me to my house.
You've been running in circles?
Yeah.
No, no,
no, she takes me back home because you can tell like,
you look little.
Yeah.
Come on,
my cousin,
I have an older cousin,
Laura,
thank you so much.
She answered the door and she was like,
she's like,
she's like, come in and talk to the officer
like she's where I want.
The next day she tells my mom.
And my mom's like,
you're lucky I didn't answer.
door because I would have let them take you.
Yeah, my mom says that all the time.
So to me it's like that accountability factor of like, hey, you messed up.
Now it's on you to like, to like, I guess make it better or make it right for yourself.
It's not up to me.
Like, and looky, my mom could have done the same thing, like let her come back home.
But I know her.
The Salvadorian lady would have definitely been like, no, take her.
Hold her.
She deserves it.
Yeah, let her see what that's like.
Scare her straight.
Yeah.
But I also feel like for Tate, I think it's a little different.
Because even like the car culture now, it's like it's rare you see people buying like use cars because everyone rather just either lease or buy because it comes with like security.
So if that's your kid, would you prefer giving that knowing the security of them having a car that's not going to fall apart, have issues?
My first car was from the subasta.
It cost $300.
Before.
Like my first car was like a hundred.
But now it's like if Max or Emmy is like like a like gets a car.
wrecks the car.
You're going to be like, let's go get a new one?
Yep.
You say that now until it happens.
No.
And it hurts your pockets.
I would.
Because that's my kid and I'm like, I got to make sure.
Yes, there's lessons to be learned.
Jorgeito and Luisito are going to go on the penny saver.
Oh, no.
You're lying.
Thank you, Brinner.
They're going to have drivers.
And see which cars are for sale.
They're going to grab on foot hill, any foothill.
No, no.
Which cars for sale?
No, no.
I would be shocked.
The cars were already on pre-order.
They're being shipped from Europe.
They're being built right now.
The drivers are hired already.
What?
It's time to be done with this.
Because when I hit like one of those things, it's called the imaging piece.
This one, like, look, like.
The homie help line.
Right.
And it's like seven seconds long or whatever.
The guys put their headphones off.
Like, oh, okay, this is the time to the children.
And then I come back.
Like, oh, my God.
Ah, speed round.
See that what it was?
Cikesies.
Keep it here because we are hooking people up with guestless passes into our brown bag mornings.
Carnasada with So Wheaties.
Yeah.
We got that coming up around 8.30.
Okay, we're going to do an alote eating content.
Oh.
Anything in your mouth.
Don't choose, Maximo.
Keep it here.
It's Pyr 106.
Power 106.
Brownback mornings, Buenos days.
It's July 3rd, you guys.
For the July is
Mayana.
Tomorrow.
Shots all the Julio's out there.
Julio?
Shots all the Julyers.
Nick.
That's a good one.
I don't know if I like this.
What?
That was my best friend,
please.
Sorry,
give me my high five back.
All they're Julyers.
That's a good one.
I haven't heard that one.
No?
No, no.
Oh my God.
Hey.
Greg is wearing
a, um,
an America.
Why don't you just get into character?
Win break your jacket?
Yeah.
with my hat and and a bud light star cowboy hat Greg how do you feel about this country free
yeah exactly that's exactly what I feel and he brought a cut out of Taylor Swift that he has behind him
that's his girl what's more American Taylor Swift nothing nothing see that eagle just passed by
right now all you need is a glizzy all right no you don't have a no but we do have a
So coming up, we're going to have an elote eating contest, and you get a call up and choose your fighter.
Which one of us you want to eat an elote you think is going to eat the elote fast, okay?
I've been practicing.
And whoever wins gets you your weight in.
It's well-
A quarter of your mouth.
A full-quartered a mouth.
Elotes are delicious.
I'm not going to knock you.
Stop.
He's a day on one bite.
Can I finish?
Yes.
All right.
Let's go.
Go, go.
Whoever chooses the fastest elote eater.
That sounds like my nickname.
A lotte eater?
You're her favorite eater?
You get to go to our brownback mornings carnasada with sweetie baby.
Okay?
You will be in the house with us July 19th, okay?
Yes.
With our first ever brownback morning's carnasada.
It's fun.
We're going to do that in just a little bit.
We have to shout out our guy Ivan from Alabama.
Ivan.
You cannot win anything you're in Alabama, but you wanted to say hi to us, right?
Yeah, yeah.
My wife's finally listening to y'all.
No, what?
Your wife, Lettie?
Yeah.
Okay.
How is she doing?
I heard she was nervous to call us up for the homie help line.
Hi, brampine.
Oh, she's real.
Hi, Tokaya.
Hey, Lettie, not going to lie, we were discussing whether Ivan really had a wife or not,
because you kept mentioning you, and he even DMs us from your Instagram account.
But we didn't know if you existed.
No.
Last time I remember he did one, and he's like, my girlfriend, never mind my wife.
I'm like, you have a girlfriend, too.
Oh.
Hey, ain't I more American than this accent?
Can you do the hook to it?
No.
No.
Oh, what?
She sounds like her.
You're going to make her not listen to us and then take away our one listener from Alabama.
She sounds like that girl.
Letty, letty, letty, letty, letty.
How are you?
Ignore Greg.
How are you this one?
sick right now.
You're sick right now?
Are you getting ready for Fourth of July
activities?
Is there like fireworks?
Can you guys let off fireworks over there?
We can't.
We live in the city too, so they have like
rules and it kind of sucks.
And what went on with your man's family?
You still talk to them? Are you going to see them on Fourth of July?
I told them to ignore them too, by the way.
Because they were being team.
We actually have gone with them this year.
I know that you looked at him while you said that.
I know that you looked at him why you just told me.
It's the left thing?
I actually did it.
Oh, okay.
What do you, well, so what are your plans?
I have family coming from Georgia, so we're going to spend time with them here.
That's so tight.
So they might not be leaving until Sunday, so.
Are you from Wajaka, too?
No, I'm actually from Guatemala.
You're from Guatemala.
Oh.
Wow.
That's cool.
The accent is amazing.
And I don't know why it's tripping us out.
I think one time we saw this TikTok about a Mexican that's living in the UK.
and he has the British accent.
And now, low-key, Lettie, I'm sorry.
You probably talk, like, everybody over there.
But it's tripping us out in L.A.
Because you get your-Guardomalin.
And you're Guatemalan.
Sister.
I don't know.
I actually have an uncle that lives in L.A. too.
So I go there.
I do want there last year.
Okay.
When you come, you need to visit us, okay?
Both of you and I think.
We definitely will.
We definitely will.
Can you bring you some sweet tea with you, but, darling?
Bless your heart.
Yeah, I'll bring you some soup.
Can we have a cookout?
What a peach.
Can you say?
We'll have a carnace salad.
Yay.
Letti, do we have an accent to you?
Yes.
Lettie, do we have an accent to you?
Yes, actually.
When I went up there, I have cousins.
They're like, can you talk again?
I'm like, okay.
That probably gets so annoying.
All right.
Can you do that I love you pokey
I love you pokey
Can you say hot tulle and spit on that thing?
No
No
okay okay
nice talking to you
We appreciate you becoming a new friend of brown bag
Yes I appreciate y'all
You have a good day
You have a great day
You have a great day honey
Can you say life is like a box of chocolate
Please
Life is like a bust of a chocolate
I don't know
Box of a chocolate
Far as of a junk.
You're awesome.
Thank you, Ivan.
That's so tight.
I want that accent.
That's a cool accent.
I like it.
Just move.
I'm sure you.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, that's how it works.
We have to get into this elote eating contest, but first we're going to do somersala.
Angie, you ready?
I'm ready.
Okay.
Hey, what are you doing over there?
Sombrasala with Angie.
Okay.
For the guys in the room, I'm not saying you do this.
But if you guys were to cheat, you guys wouldn't keep.
What?
You guys wouldn't keep any evidence, right?
Depends on what it is.
Especially.
Oh.
Wait, what do you mean?
If you cheated, you wouldn't keep evidence, right?
Depends.
Their faces look so guilty.
I'm not saying I would ever cheat, but if I did cheat, I would treat it like a murder.
No witnesses.
No evidence.
Okay.
No, saw my fingerprints off.
Like, I would, yeah.
Clarice Bled.
Exactly.
And definitely no pictures, right?
No.
Hell no.
Okay, tell me, what?
Just keep going.
All right, he wants to do.
Geng, gong, gong, gong.
That's his face.
That's Greg's new sound here.
That's why you drop right now.
Yeah.
Okay, well, tell me why Kallotti's ex apparently kept pictures of all the exes or the girls that he cheated on her with.
No.
Polaroid.
Polaroid.
Photos.
Like physical pictures.
Okay.
Listen.
Oof, this is actually psychotic.
It's actually diabolical.
I found a stack of polaroids of all the women that he cheated on me with.
He was keeping them in polaroid form in his travel bag.
Yeah.
I was trying to clean.
We were not in town.
Yeah, we weren't in town.
And I was like putting things away.
And bam.
That's crazy.
And the travel bag is weird.
That's wild.
Carried them with him.
Yeah, that's weird.
The road is insane.
That's pretty diabolical
Facts
Yeah, they were out and she
She was young
Yeah, she was young
It happened like 2016
She was 20 years old
Wow
And the crazy part is that when she saw that
She just saw the pictures
And she was just like
And just threw them to the trash
Yeah
She never told them anything about it
She never said anything about it
And he never did either
So you know that
It's kind of like the unspoken
Yeah
Because he brings it up
Like hey
What happens
The Po-Oids in here?
You like treat some like Pokemon
card or something?
I don't know.
You guys are weird.
You guys.
That's why she said psychotic.
Yeah.
Like some weird.
I mean, that is weird.
But also taking it on the road with you.
That's wild.
Yeah, that's a weird part.
That's really weird.
You have a girl.
Well, the kids you got to trade one.
I'm assuming and that this is his road bag.
Yeah.
And that he didn't, like, probably he does have it while he's on the road.
But this time, Kaylani was there.
Oh, okay.
You know, it might be something.
I don't know.
That he adds to while he's normally gone.
I don't know.
But it was a lot of photos.
And shout out to Nesniti who did that interview over at Hot 97.
Those are our homies over there.
And we took your dad.
We took their boss.
He's our bus now.
I feel.
Okay, just kidding.
But shot them.
That did the interview.
But she was asking her, like, did you say anything?
And that's when she said, like what Angie said, no, I just went like, ooh.
Like, she felt bad that she found, like, she felt like jailed something wrong by finding it.
And that could have been grounded.
to like just get crazy.
Yes, it could have.
She handled it, I guess,
as best as possible.
Pretty well.
Just like throw them away.
Now speculation is.
Reportedly, allegedly.
That she was talking about party next one.
Party at the party.
Bring it with his polaroids now.
Polaroids next door.
No.
It's his birthday today, by the one.
Happy birthday.
Yeah.
Hey, happy birthday.
Angie.
Angie, that is diabolical.
He brings us up on his birthday.
Do you think at his birthday parties he has a Polaroid camera so everyone could take photos too?
Hey, I do that.
That's crazy.
I do that.
Diabolical.
I carry, not total rights.
I carry on disposable.
Disposable cameras.
Yeah, that's different.
That's different.
Party playing with his last.
This last one I developed.
Ha, ha.
Crazy.
It's not.
No, it's not.
A lot of old pictures.
A lot of old pictures.
It's the A Yolanda.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's a really weird thing.
It is.
And I guess you're like a murder big, like you said.
Don't keep anything.
You just clean on it never happened.
Greg, stop keeping her scrunchies.
Whatever you keep.
I have a little bag, sorry.
What?
Yeah.
You do?
Yeah.
It's not weird.
I did too.
It's not weird.
What?
I did.
Did.
Past 10.
I did too.
I did too.
Why?
What are you doing?
I feel like that.
Because they're all mistrash earrings.
One earring here.
One earring here.
Somebody like, I'm like, I don't know who's
I don't know who's scrunchy this is, but I have it.
Somebody's eyelash probably too.
She make a wall up.
Why?
Not an eyelash.
I have,
I heard the homies.
they just got a place together.
They're making an eyelash wall.
Oh.
Adding eyelashes to it?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I have to know.
They should start a glue business.
I have pictures, but they're like,
Kaden.
But they're not bad pictures.
They're just pictures.
Like, yeah, consensual pictures.
Oh, okay.
Well, thanks, man.
I have it hope.
Much of my question.
All right.
All right.
That's it for Soresla brought to you by a local
Southern California,
Toyota dealers.
I'm Anthony from Brownback Mornings on Power 106.
And keep it here because we're going to be eating some elotes.
After this, it's fire 106.
Black mornings.
All right, wait, we need somebody to call in and choose your fighter.
Who do you want to eat these elotes in the elote eating contest with you, okay?
And why won't it be maximal?
Okay, it shouldn't be maximum.
The person that gets left with maximum, you might as well just peace out and just come on or do a shout out or something.
Oh, what?
Oh, the smell of meo.
I like it.
Oh, man.
Do the grass?
Did somebody prepare this next to rent?
Yeah.
No mayo.
Choose your fighter.
Who do you want to eat the elote for you?
Choose your eater.
Let's have lemon on it.
Lemon's a key, that's it.
All right.
It's Power 106, brown bag mornings.
You don't get to choose, bro.
They came made.
It's Power 106, brown back mornings.
Buenos days.
It is time to eat that elote.
Put it in your mind.
It's cool.
The elote in your man.
Oh, yeah.
It's a little boy that loves corn.
Yeah.
We got our baby girl Sarah from La Puente.
Shout that.
Sarah from La Pente.
She knew a good aloete.
That was like, hey, you guys need el-o-o-tero?
What's his name, Sarah?
Goyo.
Goyo from La Pente.
And she says that he, like, stepped up from being in, like, a push cart to, like, a whole little, like, golf cart situation.
Nice.
Running around the block in La Puete, making sure you get hooked up with these elotes, okay?
So she brought us his elotes, and we are going to have an elote eating contest, all right?
Nice.
You ready?
I'm ready.
Do you have a time limit?
I've never been more ready.
Whoever does it faster, bro.
All right.
Do you want a time limit?
Because you're just going to do one bite.
Yeah, he's a ho-oh.
You're a hater.
Yo, you're going to ready to hate today.
No, that's just your reputation.
Does it ever have lemon?
Okay.
I'm allergic to milk.
I'm lactose.
I am, okay?
I know.
Who is it?
You want me to let him rip right here?
Who isn't?
That's why we have bathrooms.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Who isn't?
We're all not meant to,
if we're really thinking about,
we're not meant to have milk.
Yeah, that's actually cow milk, not human milk.
All right.
We're currently getting calls on who's picking who.
Mm-hmm.
For the el-o-elte eating contest, okay?
Everybody wants to choose me, I know.
How fast do you think you eat an al-a-a-a-a-fe?
I feel like I've ate an al-a-lte fast because I knew I needed to go.
Oh, yeah, you eat fast.
I guess in a minute probably.
I don't know what's less than an eight-one.
It's been a while since I've eight ones.
Same.
Not me.
Sunday, baby.
I was just prepping.
All right.
We got Frank from Fontana on the line.
Frank.
Hey, guys.
How are you doing?
Good morning.
Amazing.
Frank,
who do you think is going to eat the elote the fastest?
Who are you going for?
Angie.
Why do you think she would eat it the fastest?
For La Bocauta.
Kitty.
Hey, yo!
I'm kidding!
Frank.
It sounds better in my head.
It sounded better in my head.
Tell Angie.
Tell Angie.
on her elope eating well careful with those sorry sorry I didn't get that
oh oh oh oh look what you did and you got him all stuttered nervous my he's rhyming with
corny right now
all right oh it's a corn content oh kailani from Bell Gardens
Keelani.
Am I saying it correctly?
Yes.
Kaylani, who are you going for in our elote eating contest?
I...
Ha?
Maximo?
Maximo.
Maximo.
Let's go.
Kaylani, why?
Is it because you didn't hear the last break that we did?
No, with the good reception.
Yeah.
Keelani, why?
Okay.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
It's a day.
It's Elani.
A. I was about to say, is that AI, Collie?
Maximo.
Okay.
Got you, Keelani.
We're going to win this.
Maximo and Angie, you are our first up, okay?
Oh.
It's going to be Maximo versus Angie.
No, because if we're all eating at the same time, bro, like,
like, mm-hmm-hm-a-law-a-law.
So Big Greg and me, we're going to sit this one up, but there's another round coming, okay?
I'm going by play.
Don't worry about none.
Maximo is going for Keelani.
Or Keelani is going for Maximo.
And then we have Frank and Fontana that is going.
for Angie.
Okay?
Let's give them elotes on their plates, please.
Elotes on your place.
Maximo, please don't let us down, bro.
We've talked so much ish about you this morning.
Let's get those elotes over to Angie and to Maximo.
Within the next three seconds, please, because we're doing Black Radio.
Just want to let you know I hate Parmesan cheese.
Oh, God.
Bro!
I do.
I swear.
What's your order?
Of course.
What's your order?
Lemon and Bahien.
Oh, just boiled?
Okay.
Bro.
Just boiled.
Right now it has like it's it's good. It has the mayo. It has the cheese and it has the
Thank you. Thank you sir. The parmesan cheese. All right fools you ready?
He's already in the room. Who are you guys going for? I don't like parmesan.
I'm I'm going for Angie. Angie please don't let us down. I know please
we're going to eat the whole thing. Yes.
Yes bro. Whoever finished she's hurt.
Party?
All right.
Three, two, one, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Angie, yeah, Angie's already spinning around.
Maximil has done one bite.
And, oh my God.
Look, Angie has the top part of all the way.
She's really going for it.
Yeah, yes, let's go.
This is crazy.
Maximo.
What did Maximo do?
He's playing with his fingers.
He's rotating on the cup.
He's slopping on the cup.
I don't know, yeah, literally.
Maximal's putting his fingers in his mouth.
Slop on the cup.
Look, Angie's focus.
Angie's first rodeo.
Angie is cleaning that thing.
She looks like you know little chimelinks that hides up in their teeth?
Yeah, the way she's rotating it.
She knows what she's doing.
All right.
Maximo has just a tip.
All right.
But we need more.
You want to say anything because you just
just keep laughing.
You just laugh for the whole time.
Aggie, eat.
Go go, go, go.
Go go, go.
She's cleaning that thing.
Okay.
You're not.
Frank, Frank is how to like.
This is not one of my.
Frank, I'm just letting you know right now.
It looks like Annie's about to win for you.
How do you feel you want to give her words of motivation as she's eating the corn?
Frank?
Yeah, yeah, just keep doing it.
Keep doing it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Some people pay for this.
That is motivated.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Hey, Kaylani, your man needs motivation.
Please give Maxi what words of motivation?
He's currently a little bit halfway.
I think he's caught up to her.
Okay, Kaylani, tell him.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Come,
I keep going.
I love this.
Wait, Angie's has Chile on it.
I like that.
Oh, she added an extra spice to it.
Let's go.
She's cheating.
That's cheating.
Angie is at.
She is almost done.
She's.
Yeah.
She's right there.
Maximo is biting like a little.
Angie probably has like five more bites.
Maximo.
Come on, bro.
Don't stop.
He doesn't even have a strategy.
He's just randomly biting different pieces.
He's just.
This is what we're talking about.
Yeah.
He quit.
He quit.
No.
Angie, keep going.
Keep going.
Who's fart?
It's hot in here.
It's crazy.
Go, go, go, go.
Come on, Angie.
Oh, more Chile.
More Chile.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Yo.
What the.
In fact, she's literally at the bottom of it.
Okay.
She's almost there.
A couple more bites.
A couple more twists.
And you are inside our brownback morning
Skarnasala.
How do you feel? You feel confident? Frank?
Yes, yeah.
She's now at the base of the Elk!
Angie!
Angie!
Angie!
And oh!
Give it some hot too.
Frank?
You are going to our Brownback Morning's first ever, Catonnasala, with Sweetie.
And Angie will be there too, okay?
But don't try anything.
All right, right. Thank you. That's great.
That was great.
I love it.
Frank gave you the best motivation, Angie, just so you,
No, you did a great job.
Sorry, Kelani.
Sorry, Keelani.
Where's Keelani?
I tried.
Hey, Kalani.
What do you mean?
Look.
Kalani.
You didn't win the way in, but you did win the other half of the elote.
You didn't eat if you want it.
Just give us an address and we will ship it out to you.
Okay, we'll ship it to you.
Okay.
Mamasita.
It's almost there.
All right.
You're welcome.
Round two is coming up next.
Keep it here.
It's 5106.
Okay.
You guys.
This is round two of our Elote eating contest, okay?
We're celebrating the 3rd of July, okay?
Yep.
We love elotes.
We do.
Yes.
And the first round went to Angie.
Angie hooked up Frank.
You're welcome, Frank.
And Frank will be at our brown by morning's carnassad with our baby girl, so we did.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, all right.
Round two, though.
Okay, here it is.
Round two is going to be a three-way.
Hey, yo.
Brough.
Hey, you.
Brough.
Would it be the first time.
It's only nasty because the way you thought about it.
What?
No, Greg, did you hear it?
No, I didn't say anything.
Greg, I heard like Mookie Betts, you eat corn the long way.
The long way?
Anyway.
Is that the only one?
I don't get it.
It'll take me a second.
I was told that when Mookie Betts goes to San Diego, there was a sign that said
Mookie Bets, you eat corn, the long way.
Think about it, Greg.
Anyway.
Vanessa, for my beach.
Don't put that on Mookie Beds.
Yes.
A Mookie Bets?
No.
Vanessa?
Yes.
Who are you going for in the elote eating contest?
I'm going for Vic.
V.
Any rhyme or reason?
This will be the best decision on your life.
I think it's because, you know, we're both L.AFC fans.
We've got to do it for L.AFC.
That's right.
Black and gold, baby.
You put L.EFC on the line for this.
All right, Vick.
All right.
You are going against me.
We got Bernie on the line.
Bernie.
Hey.
Hello, good morning.
Bernie, hello.
Bernie from Rancho.
Bernie, who are you going for?
I got Greg.
Yeah.
She's a right one, right here.
Is there a reason?
He's the only single one, so I'm sure he goes out and eats a lot.
Okay.
That's a reason.
All right.
That's a great.
That's Bernie's reason.
Sure.
That's Bernie's reason.
You should.
He's small a lot of the amount of cow.
Yeah.
A lot of a lot.
All right.
It's a lot of corn.
Oh, eater.
Yeah.
And then we got Eddie from Pactown.
Eddie from Pekoyama.
What's up, Eddie?
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Don't leave.
Eddie.
Hello.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
What's up, Brown Bay?
Oh, there you are.
What's up, Eddie?
Eddie.
Eddie, you're going for me?
Exactly.
Let's go.
Eddie and Letty.
I got you, Eddie.
All right?
Is there a reason that you chose me?
Because I know you you don't like to lose.
Let's go.
All right.
Exactly that.
He knows.
Eddie knows best.
Yeah.
Someone come to a sore loser, but I just call myself a motivated winner.
A passionate winner.
You are ready?
All right.
That means that Angie, you and Maximo, you guys have to do the play by play.
The play by play.
Who do you guys have?
I have letty.
Of course you do.
Oh my God.
That's my best friend.
What do you want to do?
It's hot support.
Who are you going for?
Please go for Greg, Angie.
Please go for Greg.
July.
I'm going for Vic because you practice on Sunday.
That's right.
Nobody's on my side.
Sarah from La Ponte, who brought.
Monica got money on Greg.
Sarah from La Ponte, you brought the Elotes.
Are you going for Greg or who are you going for too?
I'm going for Letty.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
Is it?
Is it?
Is it because I sat on your motorcycle?
Maybe.
She doesn't want to say it.
Sarah from La Ponte.
Shout to you.
And what's the name of the dude that...
Goyo from La Pente.
There you go, go yo.
Shut up, Goyo.
Yeah.
Someone's going for you.
No, I got this.
I got this.
I'm going for you, I'm confident.
I'm confident.
Thank you.
To be second.
America's going for you.
You guys ready?
Three, two, one.
Go.
Okay.
Okay.
Go Let's see.
Go let me.
Let's see.
Wow.
Let's see.
Greg is a little slow,
you gotta speed it up.
You're losing, man.
Come on.
Hey, come on.
Come on.
I told you it wasn't that easy.
Victor's like,
these guys are judging me.
Vic is wild.
Victor's wild.
Okay, Lettie got a formula.
Yeah, letty's go up and down.
Yeah, she's going up and down.
I see that.
Oh, my God.
Victor is like at the end.
He's like, oh.
She's done.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The first person that raised it up.
was letty. No, I didn't even know I won. I was in the zone.
Bro. I don't know. Bro. Greg is there's nothing left on it.
Bro. Clean your face, please. No, you still got some. No, you still got some. I like it on my
face for remnants. For memories. Well, the winner is not Greg. Letty.
Definitely not Greg. Letty won. Vick was almost there. Yeah, Vic, you lost by a couple of
seconds full. We're going to go on there. I would like to protest it. I thought my
My strategy of taking bigger bites.
Was better?
I went, I went horizontal.
Up and down, up and down.
Like a lawnmower.
Boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, she was.
I thought I was doing her.
Big went around the world.
Around the world's finish.
Irene, are you on live?
Yeah.
Who said, who are you saying one?
It was a clear victory.
It was clear victory.
No, literally she put it up.
I think this is the, that was really fast.
That was fast.
I don't know.
They got the soft like I know I won until I won like I didn't know I was done.
I felt like ours took like five minutes and there was 30 seconds.
Yeah, you guys don't know how to eat clearly.
Was this soft?
This is not a skill I have.
The other one was hard.
All right.
How about me and Vic do a tiebreaker?
It's a lot.
It's a lot of it.
It's actually really good.
Okay.
Tie breaker?
Tie breaker.
Tie breaker.
Tie breaker.
Time breaker.
Time break.
Keep it here.
It's power one of six.
Glizzies?
All right, we have entered sudden death
In the elote eating contest
Celebrating 4th of July vives
Also our brownback mornings
First ever carnasada with so weedy
Which is going down July 19
And we are winning your way in
By whoever eats the elote the fastest
The last round was contested
I'm glad we're doing a tiebreaker vic
Yeah
That was crazy for all the marbles right here
We both did eat and this one was still on like his
My concept was asking someone to like cut it in pieces for him.
I could take big bites and it would be done in like seconds and that it worked out.
Oh, you got it if you went.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, that's just cartoons.
Greg took big boy bites.
Oh.
It didn't work out.
It didn't work out.
All right.
You tried.
We currently still have Eddie on the line.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie?
Yeah.
Bro, I have made it to the next round.
Okay.
Are you proud of me?
Keep ready.
Sure.
Putting it down.
I know you're going to do it.
Putting it down for the P.
There you go.
The Great 1-8 is what I was going to say.
Which, yes.
Shout up, Coima.
All right.
And then we have Bernie who was going for Greg, but Bernie, by default, because Vanessa, the phone hung up, you are now going for Vic, okay?
Oh, yeah.
He technically wins still, you know?
Are you good with that?
Yolanda would be disappointed.
Tia Yolanda would be disappointed.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
He didn't know what you're doing.
Don't worry.
I got you.
You don't know what to do with all his corn?
All right.
We got this, Vic.
We got this.
That's right.
That's right.
We got this second choice.
Yeah.
I was already taken by the time he called.
All right.
I got a 20 second timer here.
I need a napkin over there.
I need a napkin on the clock.
20 seconds on the clock.
Yep.
Count it down.
Want me to count it down?
Yeah, hold on.
All right.
Let me know when you're ready.
You're getting the napkins.
You're getting the napkins.
You got your lot in?
You're ready.
Ready?
Ready?
It's who eats the most in 20 seconds.
Yes.
Ready, three, two, one, go.
It sounds weird, yeah, I don't know.
Oh my God, that these demolishing that.
That's what.
How does you do that with not even like stopping?
Big, why are you making eye contact with Maximo when you do this?
That's what?
Yeah, stop looking at me.
What is going on?
It's a corn everywhere.
Oh, my God.
You are a gobbler.
That is...
You're a gobbler, bro.
That's weird.
He went out, like, no.
I love thee.
Let me spit it out and then Mac...
I won!
Wait, wait, wait.
How do you make his recording in 20 seconds?
Big one.
Yeah, big one.
I looked over at him, Doc.
Hey, he was locked in.
He was locked in.
I hate losing.
What were you thinking?
He treated that like a screwdriver.
You know how the screwdriver just goes...
He had that twist.
I literally have corn on my nose, you guys.
It's like, I feel it.
There's corn all over my desk.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
You splattered.
I don't know why I slammed it down.
I don't know either.
You splattered everywhere.
Bernie.
Bernie.
Bernie.
Bernie, you are going to the carnace.
I got you, Bernie.
Yes.
Second choice.
I don't know why anybody chooses anybody besides me.
I feel like I win all these.
Yeah.
Of course.
It's because.
It's good.
the long way yeah
he did
eat corn the long way let's go
what does we do what does big do
eat corn the long way
a win a win it all matter if you win by an inch or a mile
winning is winning
I think you won by a few inches
yeah
scrolling with the homies
the homie
gregorio
Leti
my stomach hurts
your tummy hurts my tummy hurts
He hurts.
My tip me.
He hurts.
He doesn't.
Greg, just because you...
Eat corn the long way.
I still don't get that.
These was the chug of corn.
They were clowning mucky bits.
But eating a corn the long way, isn't it already long?
I should just, yeah.
Yeah, stop.
You're digging yourself a deeper.
The long way.
Oh, oh.
Okay, I get it now.
Yeah.
Greg.
Eats corn the long way.
Now you get it.
I get it out.
Well, anyways.
Okay, but do you?
No, I don't record a lot of it.
I need a new shirt.
There's a streamer called I Show Speed.
Very big, very famous, very well-known.
I know the name.
I Show Speed.
Yeah.
Yeah, he does a lot of, like, I think on Twitch streaming.
He does a little bit of streaming, live streaming, you know, skits, different things to that aspect.
The funny thing about him is that he's like hyper athletic.
Yes.
Oh, really?
Really, really athletic.
He could probably play any sport he actually wanted to.
Hence his name.
Yes.
He's really good at soccer, right?
He's really good at socks, but he just chooses to stream and just do funny things.
And a lot of people like him.
Is this like Kaisanaut vibes?
Yeah, he's in the same class?
He's like Kaisenat's little homie.
Okay.
He's younger than him.
He's huge.
He's very famous.
So when he pops out to places, there's crowds, like, surrounding him.
Like, he has security guards and stuff like that.
He was walking around Poland, and he just happened to come across a dude dressed in, like, a wizard
costume.
It's kind of weird.
It's like a wizard elf or something.
Yeah.
It's a weird, like, the way he loves.
looks is funny.
Okay.
We have to see this.
Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram.
Okay.
So he goes up to someone that's wearing a wizard costume.
Yeah, he's walking around.
There's a huge crowd.
And he's like, what is that?
And he sees the wizard costume and he starts having a barking contest with the guy.
Tide.
What?
Just a barking contest.
Listen to this.
With the wizard.
Is the wizard barking back in here?
Everybody starts, like, people in the crowd just start barking back at him.
They keep going.
This is definitely dumb.
It goes down for a while.
This is what you guys.
Like every morning of our life.
Yeah, but that was like a 30 second bark off.
We should go for 45 seconds.
All right, let's go.
You guys down?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who's the biggest dog in this office studio?
The oldest dog is right over there.
On his last life.
But in order to do this right, you guys have to be looking at each other while you're barking.
Hold on.
Because right now you guys look at a mic, right?
Yeah.
So who's going to bark against two?
It has to be two first.
No, a three-on.
A threesome?
A threesome,
no.
We're a band.
We are, man.
It eats corn the long way.
All right.
Who?
Who?
I think we just got to bark it off.
No, but you got to look at each other.
He's just going to look at me.
I'm not trying to see Greg's barking area.
You guys look at each other and I'll just join you in the background.
That's weird.
He's come from behind?
Yo, that is crazy.
All right.
Greg and Vic do the bark off to each other.
And then Maximo.
takes on the winner.
I know.
Come on the winner.
I'm just joining.
That's crazy.
I like a boat.
It's weird now.
Well, no, it's weird.
You're right.
All right.
Okay.
Greg and Maximo.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh,
out.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Go.
That's a scary dog.
Yeah, that dog needs to therapy.
That dog needs a therapy.
Go.
Mark at him.
Park at him.
Oh, yelling that dog.
Mark at him.
Bark at him.
We know who's on top.
You know who's a dog around here?
Yeah.
Brown bag.
It's Brown Bag on Power 106.
Number one for hip hop.
