Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 247 FRIDAY QUICKIE Brown Bag Mornings (7/5/24)

Episode Date: July 5, 2024

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It's Brownback Morning Spire, what else you? Yeah. The day after the 4th of July, the 5th of July. Welcome, welcome. I'm going to blame you again, Maximo. As a father of a kid in sports for not telling me that my children needed cups. Wait, what? For baseball.

Drinking cups? No. No, for baseball, yes. So the boys, don't tell me that I should have known. I'm a girl, died. Not for basketball. I was going to stick up for Maximo because. He doesn't.

Emmy. Little Max isn't in sports yet. No yet. Yes, he is. He picks a lizard while Emmy plays. He doesn't need to cover that. He's in Steve Irwin's first. I don't know.

I just feel like I should have been told. These fools started T-ball, right? And I'm thinking T-ball has nothing wrong. Yeah. All right. Everything can go wrong. Yes. Look, let me just run this play.

Okay. Luisitos at first. And then I became like a coach low-key because I became like that little ref that's at first base. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I'll be like, I'll be there. Because I know these fools don't know their bases, but if I stand at first, I could just tell them run to me.

And then after that, I could tell them run to second, and I could just kind of coach them a little bit. So Luisito hits the ball. He's at first, okay? And I'm telling him, Luicito, as soon as the next batter hits, start running to that base, right? The next batter is Jorge. He's really good.

I don't know he is. The next batter, Jorgeito, hits the ball in between first and second. Yeah. And as soon as I see Jorgeo hit the ball. I'm like Luis, run. I shouldn't have. He runs, the ball hits his nuts. Oh, wow.

Because it's between first and second, so it's directly resigned. And I just see him stop. And at first I didn't see that it hit him because the boss still kept going, right? And he hit him in between first and second. In between first and second. Right up the middle. But he stops and he starts crying. And I'm like, what happened is he hit his hand?

Because at that point, I looked at Jorge, who was my batter on fur, on whatever. batter in telling horhito to run to first yeah and then i just see louis crying and then i'm like oh my god louis are you okay and then he's just holding his little yeah yeah get used to it though and then so i'm like and then everybody's watching yeah it was the moment i wanted to fight the parent to that little kid that hit the bat but that hit the bat but that parent is me yeah that was what say you yeah like another kid i'd be mad at the parent it could have been anybody else but it was That's also my kid. Okay, but do we want to ask the question?

Wait, what happened? Did he maybe do it a little bit on purpose? Okay, so that's what Luis is. That's what Luis is because he thinks everything that's done to him. Yes. And then recently, Jorgeito broke Luis's toe, his toenail by closing the drawing him. So he just thinks his brother has it out together. He was a great story.

So I take him to the dugout and I'm trying to talk him through it. Like, he after that, I had to take him out the game. I'm trying to coach him. I know that even a gray is hurts you guys, right? Yes. So I'm trying to figure out is it a grace because the ball just kept going. It might, I think it was a graze, but it still hurt. You got to just ride the pain out.

There's no, there's no solution to getting hit there. So you got to just ride the pain out. And you never know how long it's going to take. Sometimes it can even last a whole day, like a lingering pain. Did you talk like this after? Yeah. And I'm not a dude. I've never experienced that pain.

So I'm like drink water, like let's breathe. Like he's just like, fuck up mud and hurt. He's going through. Why did my brother do that to me? And then also the pain. But I got him to, like, breathe it out. And by that time, the game was going on. But then I took him out of the deck.

I'm like, you want to finish the run? And thankfully, everybody else, it's T-ball. They're, like, very supportive. Yeah. And I think all the dads knew the feeling. Yeah. So then, like, they let me run him from, like, okay, let's go touch second. Let's touch third and home.

And when he hit home, everyone was clapping. So it was nice. But, like, I'm like, please don't get my bad luck of getting hurt in sports. That's what exactly that I thought. Because I told you guys, my dad took me out of T-ball because I got hitting the mouth. And I'm like, here is my little, my offspring. This is the beginning of a lot of injuries. Yeah.

Yeah, because in sports people, you always get hurt. You get used to it. Yeah, depending on whatever sport, like in basketball, you get elbowed in the face. Yeah. You get dropped on the air. Dude, a kid that wasn't even playing baseball. The other day, Otani hit a home run. He got hit in the forehead.

Yeah. It's just, just, like, sports is. It's just, yeah, it is what it is. There's always a risk. of injury anytime watching sports, participating, or anything. What did the dad say to you? The dad were like, and then Jorge, my husband, he's very like, he's on camera. He's like, I've got to document everything.

And there's times where I feel like you don't have to document this. He's like, oh my God, this is going to be great for the documentary. Oh my God, where's that? Yeah. He turns the camera around. POV. My kid just got, my kid just got in the nets. But he's proud of the other kid.

Because he's proud of the other thing. Yeah. The ball that, like the Horito hit it really well. It was good drive, like, or whatever. I know he has like a really professional camera, but to me it's way funnier to picture him with like a handheld. The handheld. So I'm the one coaching him through it.

I'm like, I shouldn't be coaching him. But behind the dugout were other dads from the other team and they're like, it's okay. Like you're good. Also next time, just for baseball sake. So when a- tell me what to do in that. So when a ball goes between first and second and you're a run around first,

you have to let it pass. Yeah. Most of the time. and then you run after because if you hit it, you're out. If the ball touches you, if the ball touches you,

you're out. Yeah. And it could be an easy double. I mean, I'm a new coach, by the way. Like, I feel like,

next time, just let it pass. And then it's like, okay, let it pass. Okay. Now run, Luicito, boom.

Yeah. And I thought, like, my brain was like, boom, as soon as that person hits, you run and then,

so then I can talk to Horito and it was a whole. Some people jump over it, but that's still a risk. Like that is a risk. You're going to have to start cup checking them. That's it.

I do have to cup check them. I need to go get cups. Nice. Now I learn. Make sure they don't drink out of them too because that was my mistake. Bigger. Part 106. Oh, sorry.

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Because Nike released the Nike Hyperis, Hyperboots. I'm going to say hyperis. Hyperis. Hyper ice, bro. Hyper ice? No. Big, this is your friend. And I thought I needed to learn English.

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and his feet have been like all my back my feet yeah everything so now I could just get this and it's a solution wow I just save myself 150 bucks instead of having to buy her dinners I could just do this I need I need like a shirt that massages my back that'd be tight you know I just want you back you're like your back you massage yeah maybe the color the color shirt can massage the neck yes I want that because like you know what I'm like Sometimes my girl's not available and I don't want to cheat. You know, so I'll just wear the shirt instead. I don't want to cheat.

Because I'll definitely need to cheating. A hat that massages your head. Oh, scratches my head. Scratches my head? Scratches my head? Wow. And then maybe it has a little Bluetooth speaker. It tells me I'm great.

Yeah. Yeah, it's kidding. Oh, my God. You guys are so lovely. Especially after a fresh cut too. Yeah. There's no better feeling than that. Can you wear all of them at the same time?

Oh, it's over. It's over. It's over. I'm like, All right. All right. Is this take-yes or technical? 100%.

Tech-S! Take-yes. We need a whole. Yeah. Black-yes. Brown Bag mornings investigate. Ronnie James, we need to investigate this. Yes.

Does he actually want to be on the team, on the Los Angeles Lickers, with his father, LeBron? Okay. I don't feel like he doesn't. Yeah, it feels like when, like almost like when you, your parents have a friend and they tell you like, hey, that's your friend now. Like their son is like your friend. They're like, you should be like, yeah. Your parent is dating someone and then their kid becomes your friend. Yeah, like, oh, my God.

Yeah, stuff like that. Have a co-worker. You should be that kid's friend. You guys around the same age. And you end up hating that person? Yeah, it feels like that. Like he's being forced to be on this team with his father. Right.

After seeing their press conference and what he said, it kind of confirmed it for me. Check this out. I never really had a thought of, you know, me going to play with my dad, but that's always, you know, there to, you know, take part of. But that wasn't a main focus amount of it. Bro. I never really had that, like, on my brain, but it was my dad's thing.

That's tough. Like, his dad is, I mean, like, LeBron is like, yo, I achieved my goal. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And then Bronnie's.

And then Brani's like, yeah. I'm worried about Brani, honestly. I'm worried about him. It sucks. Brani, because I'm just like thinking, like, that's like the leverage every player guarding him is going to have. And it's like LeBron as a dad has to sit there and let it happen. Like he can't like step in like really if he's on the bench or any of those situations.

I mean, let's be real, he's not going to play this year. But he practice. He's not. Okay. Is he going to, do you think because there are people that get drafted and they're just sitting in the first year, they're learning, it's normal, yeah, running of that. But because LeBron wants to play, quote, unquote, with his son on the court, don't you think that that would push them to then play on purpose? A little bit, but at the same time, it's like if we want to compete for a championship, most second round picks on any team don't get much play, right? But, I mean, we're also not even thinking about the other aspect of, like,

LeBron might be super distracted this season. Like, coaches the son. For the same reason me and letty, you and I letty that we don't bring our kids to work sometimes. It's like, because we're going to be worrying about them. Yes. Right. Think about how LeBron's going to be. And the coach is your son.

Your coach is your friend. You're a homie. So it's not like, you can be like, hey, at all like, hey, look out for me. Like, as a friend. Just think about it if he seems, if he sees Bronny not having a great game or something. something, maybe he's going to force it. Here, pass the ball. It's like, is that the best thing for the team?

No. Or is that going to be the best thing to do as a dad? You know what I'm saying? Because I really believe that LeBron is a father first and everything second. So that's going to be his priority this whole season, not a championship. And Brani just said to himself, this isn't his priority. Right. And Brani, let's be real.

19 years old, you know what the 19 year olds in the NBA do? What? I can't talk about it on radio. What do they do? They want to be flying girls out. Oh, my dad. They're gonna gotta share a room together. He's got to sit next to him on the bench.

Yeah, on the plane, everything. Dad, you're embarrassing. It's like they do a thing where they play this game called Boor Ray. They play cards and, like, they bet a lot of money. You think his dad's going to let him do that? No. He's going to make him sit over there with, like, the other kids. Yeah.

The kids stay will? He's going to hate it. Oh, my God. He's not going to get that, like, oh, I'm in the league experience until his dad retires. Oh. Too much of a shadow. He had at least two more years on the Lakers. His dad, LeBron has opted for.

And there's pictures that the Lakers even posted. So these are the official pictures that they posted of the family. So happy that Brony James is on the team. Brony is straight face, just straight face, like serious. LeBron has his arm on his shoulder. And one thing I know about guys is you don't like when another guy puts your arm, their arm on your shoulder. They kind of makes you look small or like sun.

And that's essentially the son. LeBron is smiling. Savannah is smiling. Bronny's... They're chees and hard. There's a picture of Bronny in his uniform. And then someone commented that it looked like the party city costume of LeBron. I have to see that.

Jokes are going to fly. Yeah. You know what's going on right now? Everybody's being like, yo, LeBron got his son into league. He's the goat. He's the goat. He's the goat. Everybody's talking about that and not like congratulating Brani as much.

Yeah. Yeah. It's more of a LeBron stat. Because that's what I was thinking. Okay, how many rings does LeBron have? Have is it five four four okay how many rings this Kobe have five five and Jordan six so he's thinking like what's the thing that's going to differentiate me right and if it's not another ring it's the fact that I got to put or maybe get my other ring my fifth ring with my son yeah it's gonna be a father's day ring

it's gonna be a father it happens in June yeah no it makes sense oh my gosh but you get like that's the thing that would differentiate yeah from them from them to yeah other legendary legends right yeah exactly yeah because the only thing Michael Jordan kind of shared with his son is Pippin's wife

you don't know that Jordan had him's wife he had a Pippin of his own that's only thing that Jesus we investigated that maybe he got half of the Pippin's rings

we'll be back what's up this is be real from Cypress Hill where are you from Esseh don't you know I'm local. All right, I knew it. I knew it that the Lakers in Los Angeles would not just let Inglewood and the Intuit

Dome just get away with a new stadium. Looking all vibes, giving it to the clippers, which seats that massage you and charge your phone. And like a deck that lets you, puff, put, pass it. Talk about it. No, we're telling L.A. Life, fight back. Yeah, fight back. We need that.

Do something. Whoa. Yeah. It seems like that might be happening, okay, because on Tuesday, plans to expand the LA Convention Center in time expand it it's big already yeah but they're gonna modernize it and make sure that it looks fly and that's just the start of it I knew it was gonna start at the convention center and then move on stop it and then move on over to the crypto dot com arena we can't have a name

like crypto dot com arena which is futuristic right coin like dogecom all that stuff crypto and not have some sort of like elevation as far as like just I guess the renovation yeah well the inside of it's really nice The inside is super nice. But it's now has to compete with the Clippers in the house. They did, bro. Yeah. They did.

I'm glad they're doing this. But it already is better than the whole like Inglewood area because the whole Inglewood area, like the forum and sofi. They're not actually connected like that. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like the LA Live, they're all connected with the J.W. Marriott underground back doors. Oh, the parking lots and stuff. Everything is like combined in one.

It's all one facility. you know, for, like, everything else looks nice in Inglewood, yes, it does, and all the new stadium and stuff. But, like, the fact that the convention center, everything is connected, like, to me, that's way cooler. Yeah. And come Olympic time, the convention center is going to be the venue for the Olympic boxing, fencing, taquando, and table tennis. Wow. Yeah. You don't have table tennis?

So they did it for the Olympics, not for your team. Got it. You're such a little bit of a kism. That whole area is going to get true. And granted, we just have to do a little bit more renovations. You guys had to build something. Exactly. You have to tear down communities.

What do you mean? We gave a lot of jobs. In your face. To who? Yeah. What you got to say about that? To all the people, construction workers. And the people that are going to win at the stadium.

And what about when the construction's over? Well, they're going to build something else. Tear down more communities. I got it. I got your plan. Yeah. Steve Balmer. Yeah.

With your thousand toys. Six Fitches man in the world. Ah. Yeah. Don't get me started on the players you guys are buying and hiring. Ooh. Keep it here for more. Cheezman is part 106.

These are the nominees for the Simp of the week. Our first nominee is Party Next Door. P&D. P&D. Wow.

Good job, guys. Yeah. So Party Next Door over the weekend saw that Jeremiah released the music video with Chris Brown and Bryson Tiller. And in the video, they had Parties Next Door's ex-girlfriend

as one of the models for the video. And party next door didn't appreciate that she was in the video and made it seem like they purposely put her in the video to kind of like throw shade at him, get at him. And he actually released a tweet that took shots at Jeremy, Chris Brown, and he was mad his ex was in the video, all in the video. It happens. It happens to the best of us. But you can't be mad at the dude, dog. No, the world doesn't revolving you. They're not like, oh, let me get P&D's girl.

It's like, no, she's beautiful. And we want her in the video and we want a smaller hair. And we hired her. We weren't like, where is this agency of all party next door is X? Exactly. Yeah, the Polaroid. Where are they? The Polaroid.

Did they found the Polaroid? Yeah. That Kalani throw away? Yep. And they were like, let's get this one. They were like, let's get this one. Okay. Right.

What do you say? And in the tweet, he pretty much told them that they need to count their days. He threatened them? He threatened them. So he deleted the tweet, but it says, I'm going to make these blank cry. Bryson, Chris and Jeremiah, enjoy the nights of your life. He threatened Chris Brown? He threatened Chris Brown.

Stake number one. Jeremy and Bryson. Bryson might be like, no, I don't want to this smoke. Yeah, he's the main guy. Yeah, he's chilling. He would kill him in modern warfare. Yeah. Well, you want to play a gaming boat or?

And at the end of this all You're like a Sims player to me At the end of this all P&D kind of deleted the tweet And kind of like retracted his statement But yeah Sipping over your ex Her being in the video

You know she's a model She probably has an agency She had no idea Yeah His ex is Kylie Jenner too And she's in music videos as well So like when you'd be doing the same thing Yeah

I don't You're just mad at every single X. That he still kind of misses her, but he's also talked ish about her. It called her broke. Why she even? Right. Why she 34 still in videos.

It's just ultimate, like, upset. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's a bad look. Yeah. For sure. So our next nominee is Neil McDonough. Huh? McDonough.

McDonough. Whatever his name. McDonough of his name. McDonougham. He was an Angels in the Outfield. Oh, that guy. Yeah. He was an actor.

He's an actor. He's been in a lot of movies. Hell of movies. And the role that he was focused on or that got him in this situation was Desperate Housewives. So he got a role on Desperate Housewives. What was he? A cool guy or was that? He was like, I think, a husband.

But what happened is- You watched Desperer Housewives? Yeah, I did watch it. Wow. Wow. Yeah, me too. Really? Was he good in it? I'm not, I don't remember too much of him.

I only saw Eva Longoria. I'm not sure. Yeah, same. That's how I remember. You were desperate for the housewives? Oh, yeah. For sure. And a little bit of Terry Hatcher on the side.

Yep. Wow. You know the show. I told you I watched it. I watched it too. All right. Well, okay. Yeah, it's crazy.

Okay. Let's just talk about it after you? All right. And so when he got this role, he said that he refused to kiss anyone on the set and the cast as part of his role because his lips are meant for one woman. Oh, God. Which is his wife. And he kept himself. He could have made out with the whole block.

Right. He could have got even on board you. Could have lived in my dreams. Yes. Yes. So that caused. He got a lot of roles still, but that caused him to also lose out on a lot of roles because he didn't want to be kissing other actors. Even though his job is to act like someone else.

Yeah, it's acting. And he's in a steamy show. He's the respectful husband. It's acting. He's been married with him for 23 years or 21 years. He's an actor. It's like a fire. It's like a fireman saying, I don't want to put out fire.

Yeah. Yeah. Because out of respect to my wife. The best actors in the world are all divorced. Think about it. Stop. Is it not true? Denzel, Washington?

Yes. No, I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Arnold Schwarzenegger? You think he's the best actor? Yeah. He's a really good actor.

Yeah. Get down. Get down. I believe them. Get the chop up. Yeah. Come on. Danny DeVito.

I don't know if he's not married. He's not. Yeah. How do you know? Because he was on, he was a nominee. He's a simp in the past. What? Brad Pitt?

Yeah. That guy's life's a mess. Ben Affleck? Ben Affleck? He's on his way? Ben Affleck? No, Ben Affleck is with currently married. So stop it.

You'll hold down here. Oh, barely. I'll take it back. Barely. Yeah. And our last nominee. Who are you? Our last nominee is a...

This is a very long... Yes. No. There's a lot of... There's a lot of details in these sins. You can't see. I'll be offline on the way. Okay.

Well, fade, which is a regga ton and Latin Trout star. Every time you say fade, I think of the kind of the kind of... I'm just faded. Well, that is my name. It's F-E-I-D. He was interviewed by another Latin star, young Miko, and was asked, who is his goat celebrity crush? And by goat, they meant, like,

because you know, the person. No, they run a show called goat pot. No, no, no, no, no. So it was like, what's your goat meal? Yeah, it does. What's your goat meal? Me? Cheeseburger.

Lomo Saltao with a side of Yucalabankina. All time, even when you were a kid. Even when you had a chichakon. With a little. With measchia is winnie. Whatever. You know what I mean. Whatever.

Well, this is what Faye said. Goat celebrity crush. I'm with my celebrity close. Oh, she can't get me. Period. That's goals right there. He loves his girls. Mipozito.

He's playing it safe. He's from Columbia. You're telling me that was his first choice since he was a kid, the goal of all time. This is why I know you don't talk about your... I get why you don't talk about your girl because we would just call you a sim. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You don't want to read my messages. I just said. The lovey-doveiness, it's good. I can't wait to get there. You're my goat celebrity. You're the goat, you're my goat celebrity crush. Yes.

You're just jealous, huh? Exactly. We're just jealous. Yeah, they're just jealous. Yeah, all right. Yeah, whatever. Who wins? Simply, let me give you a drum roll.

Party next door. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was way too simp at D. And the other two were really big Simp nominees. So you to beat them? You are the Go-Symp! Yeah, because if you're calling out all the R&B stars that sing about Simping, you're Simping.

You might get himself hurt over this. And he's already hurt. So hurt people is hurting people, which has hurt himself. And still not going to get the girl. No. No. I hope we get more hurt music. Yeah.

From him? Parties at the party right now. Playing with his own now. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sim, sim, sim, sim, sim, Simps, Samprasala With Angie I gotta tell you about

Swiss beats Swissie Did they say right? Yes Swiss Yes Okay his son Genesis

So Swiss Swiss He started off good Wow Sweez I like how to try it on the first one Yes But like

Everybody back to When she says Swiss She means Swiss Okay, go. Come on. So his son, Genesis, Smith took him out to his car, right? And apparently Genesis didn't like the smell of the car, which

is a nice car. It looks like it's all nice and brown, like leather brown, right? And he's like, I don't like the smell of this car. It smells like motorboat, which, you guys need to explain that to me. Listen. What is wrong? It smells disgusting.

What? It smells like so much gas. This is an old car. It doesn't smell like. It smells like a motorboat? Good does a motorboat smell like this? Oh, is he asking me? Because I'll let him out. Yeah.

Yeah. He smells like motor oil? Probably. I don't know. I was confused. I know what a motorboat smells like. It's not. It depends.

It depends. You know, kind of lotion wearing or, you know, kind of perfume. It depends on the gym. Depends if they've been busy running laps. What? If they're exercising. If they just have the beach, it could be a little sandy, salt.

So when you're getting a motor motor. Both a boat. Totally side. When you're getting a motorboat, you smell? Yeah. You got to breathe. Your nose all up in the hair. Yeah.

Sometimes you got to get out for air. Get a little tasting. Yeah, exactly. You don't want to suffocate. Yeah, get a tasting too. You're drowned. Yeah. I don't think that's what this came in.

I don't think so either. Well, Swiss asked me personally, what does a motorboat smell like? Yeah. I'll tell you, kids. I'll tell you. I think the kid thought, like motor, like oil. Like, yeah. Gasoline.

Yeah. Yeah. So what does it ever smell like oil? It could smell like that sometimes. I would hope that. Not me, but I haven't dated a mechanic. Not yet. All right.

Shut out, sexy mechanics out there. It does remind me, though, because my dad, when he would pick us up from school, he always had different air fresheners up. And there was one that smelled gross. To me, it smelled like a corpse. Like, it smelled gross, like something rotten, right? And then I'm like, Dad, let me see your, like the, like the, the, like, the, one you chose and he had chose bouquet. Okay and that one smell nasty?

Bouquet. Bucay. Bucay. Like old roses too. Yeah and it was gross. Oh, like dry flowers. Yeah, that does smell gross. But grow, like bad flowers.

Like if you were to like have flowers in a vase but then you smell the water after like I get you. It smells gross. I'm like why is it? And I'm sure he's like, oh, bouquet. Yeah. Oh, it's going to smoke. But I'm like, please don't ever have that again.

Please don't ever choose that same. I need that dead person smell. Yeah, it smelled like dead person. That's crazy. And granted, I don't know what a dead person smells like. I want to see in that body? What about you guys? Has your parents ever had a smell that?

Like in their car? Yeah, for me, it would have to be like the pineapple. I just don't like the smell of it. Like, I know a lot of people like that one, the air freshener sent. But I just hate it every time that my dad would have, get the car wash, and he would get it back. And it just smelled like pineapple. For some reason, it smelled like pineapple, but with vanilla. Honestly.

It was just too sweet. A lot of fan of vanilla. Vanilla. You are? I'm not a fan of vanilla. Oh, you're not. So, like, when things are, like, too, like, the smell vanilla is too strong. Vanilla.

Vanilla. Wow. I'll eat it. Oh, wow. I'll eat a candle. Oh. I'll eat a candle. But when something smells like vanilla, you're just like, mm-hmm.

It's just like, uh, throws me off. See, not even vanilla, like, raspa-o? No. No. No, that's like that. There was a dead. There was a dead rat stuck in my car for, like, a month. And it smelled disgusting.

Yeah, we had a. Okay. Drill a hole into the car and bring it out. So you knew it was there? We didn't know what it was. We couldn't find it. You just knew that it smelled something. It smelled.

I never think it was you. It's terrible. Like we cleaned out the whole car like inside and out. How does that even happen? It smells bad. Remember when we went to go like the office? There was a dead mouse somewhere and it smelled really bad? Gross.

I don't want to remember. Okay. Because that happened and they're like there's a dead mouse somewhere. Like they know the smell. It went through the vent and it couldn't come back up. So it got stuck in there. So it got cooked in there and smelled disgusting. That's disgusting.

And you kept the car? Yeah, why would I get rid of the car? Yeah, one time I thought you smelled like that rat. Probably. When you went to the restroom, we're like, do he kill somebody? Probably. Farted right before I left. Vick, bad scent that you smelled in a car.

When my dad would pick me up and he smelled like marble or, marble or like. That's a classic smell. That's a good smell. Every time. Yeah. Exactly. You're so dumb. All right, that's it for Sombrasal.

Brat to you by a local Southern California, too. the dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. This segment has no name. We didn't know where to put it. So we put it here. This is the no name segment. What is you finding your algorithm, Greg? This is. This is going very, very, very viral because these best friends took their friendship to breast friend level. Breast friend level. Breast friend. What are you? To your real bet.

I'm interested This girl from Spain Consumed her best friend's Breast milk Because she wanted That was something that I was on her bucket list She wanted to drink Her best friends

Yes, breast milk Because she just had a baby She's always wanted to see what it tastes Like Yeah And she tastes it And she had a whole bottle And no one told her that

She already did her bucket list thing When she was a baby Yeah But not her best friend You remember what it tastes like? No but it's already If you're a bucket list You want to do that

your life. Before he died, she already did it. I'm not going to lie, I've kind of wanted to try it myself sometimes too. What? You don't think so? Please don't have a baby. No. I want to have a baby.

I want to have a baby. Irene, do what you got. What? Go ahead, baby. Yeah. Anyways. It tastes like watered down milk with some sugar in it. You've tasted it before?

Yeah. Yeah. It's sweet. Why are you making fun of me then? Just stay sweet before. His girl has been pregnant. That was his girl. The mother of his children.

Twice. You want a girl who's pregnant lady. Yeah. Excuse me, ma'am. You're like a, what movie is that Jim Carrey's in? Me, myself and I am. Oh, yeah. You do it to yourself.

Everybody say it together, the nerve of this per. The nerve of this per. All right. Thanks for that, Greg. God or fraud? God. God or fraud? Whoa.

God or fraud. With Maximum. So there's a Spanish church pastor who said that he had the biggest real estate deal on the planet. And that was that he was selling land in heaven for $100 a square meter. Shut up. These people in Spain? They're crazy. Because the rest of the lady was in Spain too.

Yes. Why are you guys looking at me for? I don't know. You're part of it. Pagnolos? Yeah. So pretty much he was selling this and there's been a lot of backlash. online and people are just like, what is going on with this church, this pastor, and like the

ideology of that he's spreading, you know? Yeah. Okay. Terrible human being, great salesman. Yeah. That's all I'm going to say. All he needs to do is a, what is it, speed tour? Speed tour.

Speed tour. Yeah. You got it. Come your eyes. Imagine heaven. Yeah. You got it. Your next to neighbor is Jesus.

Oh, next to him, Aliyah! Yeah. I can't take it. I'm so. I'm sold. I'm sold. I would love that. Yes.

Yes. You can own a piece of heaven. I'm pretty. What is it? A hundred something. A hundred dollars a square meter. Okay. Don't just get one square meter though.

Yeah. You got to build a house. That's actually pretty expensive. You can't buy anything. You can't build anything. Well, I mean, it's, you know. It's just going to be standing. Great property.

You know what I'm saying. Eternal life. Like, you got to take all of things. And I'm sure that like they do square meters in Spain. Over here, we do buy square foot. So I don't even know by what is square foot. Right. I really don't know.

But I just find it funny because I'm sure a lot of people donated or bought like land. Just wait until he starts selling the Get Out of Hell passes. That's a good one. That's something. That is. Hey. Send the Spanish. You're on to something there.

Actually, patent pending, patent pending. Patent pending. Patent pending. My best. It's a lot of property. Oh. You're on to something there. Yeah.

You are Victor. But I sent this to Max and I was like, this is your people. This is like your holy full. Yeah. Yeah. He's not going to say that it's parishioners. This is a dude from church. Yeah, that's messed up, bro.

Hey, don't put this on me. He probably started his career out selling water to whales, selling air to birds. Like, water. He's sick. Yeah. Crazy. Salt to a slug? Exactly.

Oh, that's the death of them. That's from Cassidy. Thank you. I'm a hustler. Thank you so much, Mike Seam. I got you. God or fraud? Fraud.

Fraud. But sale God. But shout out God. Facts. Brown bag. It's a business. Brown bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop.