Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 264 BROWN BAGLYMPICS Brown Bag Mornings (7/30/24)
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Buenos days. Good morning to you.
Good morning.
It's Tuesday, July 30.
Tuesday, Tuesday.
July 30th, you guys.
It feels very...
World Cup up in here.
It feels very Olympian up in here.
You have to keep it here because at 8.30 a.m.
We're doing the Brown Bag Olympics.
Representing different countries.
And I love what I'm seeing.
Greg.
Representation here.
Greg, why do you look like how you look, bro?
Because I'm free today.
Oh, my God.
Guess what country Greg is?
Don't even say what country he is.
He looks like riffraff.
And you, sir, what country are you representing without saying in the country?
Vábo.
Angelica, what about you?
No pales.
No pales?
No pales?
Nick, I'm kind of disappointed in you, brother.
Why?
What are you?
This is a Spain hat.
No.
This is the Spain baseball team.
The effort was there.
All right.
Was it?
Was it?
Hey, I forgot to ask you about this yesterday, Maximu.
You went fishing.
I did.
You caught your first fish?
It took two days.
At the big age, at your big age, you got your first fish.
Yeah, I got my first fish.
It's never too late, you guys.
You know what?
I was about to give up, and I was like, I'm not going.
I'm not going to eat lunch until I catch a fish.
Did you eat the fish?
And then I finally caught one.
So you never ate lunch.
Didn't need breakfast, lunch, dinner.
I was like, I'm not giving up.
I couldn't give up.
It's not in me.
What are you, John Cena?
All right, so what happened?
Yes, it is.
What happened?
Where'd you go?
So I went up to Bishop Lake, which is by Mammoth.
Okay.
And there's like a little, like river and the lake that, like the all connects, right?
So we were fishing around that whole area.
And like, Emmy caught a fish right away.
Your kids?
Wow.
She's nine or ten?
She got a fish quick.
Wait, how did she?
She's 11.
So your 11 year old caught one.
She got a fish in like 45 minutes of trying.
And then I'm like, oh, this is easy.
So I'm there, I see the fish, but they're just not biting.
I'm like, come on, bro.
And then Max is like next to me being loud.
I'm like, shh, fish don't like noise.
So what?
Vic, you caught hell of fish, no?
Yeah, 13.
No, that's a lie.
We got his dad.
Call your dad.
Call your dad.
How long did it take you on that?
He said like five.
And how long did it take you to catch you?
What are the numbers anyway?
The whole weekend.
Oh, like, your whole weekend gain was, like, the five.
Yeah.
That's good.
He was in the ocean, though.
And we ate them.
Okay.
Well, I set them free.
Why?
Why?
Because I feel bad.
No.
But they die, you know?
They're also lake fish.
Yeah.
I don't think you want to eat those fish.
I was like, I used to catch tadpoles.
They look huge like fish.
Like fish, they look like fish.
Yeah.
They're huge tadpoles.
Not little ones that swim.
Oh.
Huge dog.
Where?
Where?
Where?
I don't know.
My dad used to take us to this river.
It might have had contamination or something because I don't, I've never seen in the books.
You know, on the books, the tight ones, they're little.
They're tiny.
Don't they turn into frogs?
Yeah.
Bro, there was even the ones that only had the legs.
They had the legs.
They were like, oh, mid-more.
Yeah.
Looking for a prince, right?
Frog legs, baby frog legs.
Baby frog legs.
I don't know with a big old head.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a good time.
Definitely want to do it again.
Want to go fishing.
I think now's the time.
It's a good time to go camping and go fishing.
The weather is warm but not crazy hot like it was these past couple weeks.
Facts.
So it's a great time.
Yeah.
Be careful because those animals are out right now because it's hot.
So they're looking for water and stuff like that.
What animals?
Like deer?
Motton lions.
They're in their home.
Yeah.
Greg, have you ever caught a fish?
Yeah, I've gone fishing multiple times.
We used to go to Big Bear a lot.
So we go fishing.
So when you're hearing them talking about their fishing, how do you hear about them?
I mean, it's in my blood.
Sometimes I just got a...
They just can't be you?
Yeah, it's can't be me.
If this was the Olympics of fishing, who would win the gold medal?
I would just jump right in and grab it with my hand.
Oh, my God.
And I would drive the boat away and see who's a real winner.
Wait, let's go home now.
Turn to the triathlon.
All right, look, keep it here.
Brownback Olympics on the way at 8.30 a.m. this morning.
And Angie, you're going to teach you something today?
I am.
And I'm going to keep it within the Olympics.
Because these facts that I learn, shocker.
But I can't say anymore because then I'm going to give it away.
I know.
She literally came in here and said some really strong words.
and we're like, whoa, whoa, I need.
People love the Olympics.
I know, I know.
You guys will find out why I got mad.
All right.
Wow, I've never caught a fish.
What?
Like, have you gone fishing?
It's so fun.
Yeah.
I think I've gone for the vibes.
And the smell.
The vibes are great.
And the smell?
The smell?
It's a distinct.
Yeah.
When you go fishing, you have Santa Monica Pier, you don't get fish.
You get, like, trash or panties or something.
Every time I see both.
fishing.
Santa Monica.
I always see someone get a stingray.
Really?
I swear.
Every time.
That's cool.
That's dangerous.
That is.
But that's cool.
Angie, you've caught a fish?
Yeah, I did.
Last time I was...
Did a spear?
No.
With my bare hands too.
So annoying.
Don't believe her being true
to her indigenous roots.
Wow.
Not even me.
I know.
That's my joke.
It's Braddon from China.
Where'd you go?
I went with Marcus.
We went fishing.
But you know what?
I didn't do anything.
I just put my little stick in there
and then one, it just like two hours later
He took you on a fishing date?
Yeah, with his sister and all that.
Then he put his little stick in there.
Then he got a ticket.
There was a lot of swimming going on.
Oh, it's a different type of swimming.
I don't know even know how to swim.
All right, it's time to learn something.
It's time to learn something.
You're going to learn today.
What's going on?
Okay, this one really did get me mad about the Olympics.
Because I thought over here like...
The opening ceremony?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd do a prayer for that one.
That's maximum.
Go on, Angie.
No.
So I thought the athletes that went there, they got paid bank, like millions of dollars, things like that.
Come to find out the only people that get paid are the actually the three people.
The medalist.
Yes.
And do you know how much they get paid, Lettisias?
How much, Angie.
Yes.
Why are you fucking watching any?
Because I would think they're getting paid millions of dollars.
Okay.
So the first one, the one's the third.
Angie, do you know how much pride for your country costs?
I thought they never got paid in general.
I honestly thought they didn't get paid.
Yeah, I think they volunteered.
Really?
Yes.
I always thought it was like...
Because you're representing your country.
Yeah, your pride.
Yeah, you get to meet Beyonce and Snoop talk, maybe.
Yeah.
Did you see the Beyonce video?
That should have been the opening ceremony.
Oh, that...
She wasn't producing the USA team.
And they were all in the video here.
And you get to meet Flav of Flav.
Yeah, shout out of Flav.
Yeah, but what about your pockets?
Okay, Angelica.
Okay, so listen, listen.
The third place,
They get $15,000.
Oh, nice.
That is.
For doing the things that they're really good at?
Like, imagine you got $15,000 for like, a graphic.
Swimming?
Yeah, and a lot of these people are already rich, too.
No.
And you go out in the history books.
Oh, my God.
No.
I'm wrong.
All right, keep going.
Okay, listen, listen.
Okay, then silver, second place.
They get $22,500.
Sign me up.
Money.
You know you can buy with that?
Yeah.
What can you buy?
Not even a car.
It's a deposit for a house.
I'm asking the question.
You know how many American flag bandanas I get by with that?
A lot, a lot.
From Amazon.
Free for life if you get second place.
True.
Okay.
And first place, gold medal.
Guess?
40.
30,000?
50 grand.
No, not even.
You guys are not even close.
37,500.
Wow.
Let's go.
Let's go.
That's a good number.
Yeah.
That's a great number.
37, gold.
That covers the flight.
Nice little check for winning.
Angelica, you don't.
Okay, for example.
And then you know what I, oh, go ahead.
No, I'm just saying you could win multiple like, yeah, different sports.
Oh, wow.
Multiple medals.
But you got to think about this.
For example, Oscar de laoya, Golden Boy, he's called that because of what happened in the Olympics when he boxed for the USA and won.
He literally became the Golden Boy, Oscar de Laoya.
It's like what you do with it.
Yeah, but what about my pocket?
Well, that gets in your pocket.
Yeah.
Like sponsorships, all of that photo shoots.
it's like different brands reach out to you.
All of a sudden you're in sacred.
Hey, the whole documentary.
You got a board a race collab.
On Kobe?
On Kobe joining the.
Yeah, I know.
It's pride.
And he got paid for it on the side.
And his legacy lives on because he saved the Olympic team.
Yeah, you'll get endorsements.
Like Simone Biles has over like $10 million in endorsements.
Sometimes like a Nike or like an Adidas will pay for your entire.
Yeah.
Everything.
Yeah.
But I would think this is the Olympics.
Pay me a million dollars.
There's minimum.
Do you know how many athletes go to the Olympics?
But that's your problem.
No, that's a lot.
They wouldn't be able to sustain that.
I don't know.
Correct me from wrong.
I don't think they charge like that to get into the Olympics.
Not that expensive?
No, I don't think.
I think it's like the point is like to go.
To compete against a world.
Like people just want to go see it.
For your pride.
You're going to be a world champion.
How much do you need Angie to represent Mexico?
I just told you a million dollars.
You're wearing a jersey right now.
That's what I would expect.
That's what I was genuinely expecting.
Like they're going to pay these.
they're going to get paid millions of dollars.
That's what they're used to getting paid over here, right?
No.
Men's beach volleyball?
Lacrosse.
Monterball does not get made like that.
No.
They're athletes.
I'm thinking like LeBron, he's out there.
This is pocket change for him.
Basketball's different.
Yeah.
I'm sure they like donate that.
But like.
But like shop putters?
Right.
Yeah.
You know?
Long jumpers.
Yeah.
They're happy with a thousand.
The break dancers are not getting paid a million dollars.
Yeah.
They would have been.
I would think so.
I really thought so.
Part of breakdancing is being broke, though.
Yeah.
See, you go outside and you represent Mexico every single day for free.
At least you're something.
Yeah, that is true.
But I'm not doing athletes, though.
I'm not out here jumping and running.
What if there was a graphic design competition?
They wanted you to represent Mexico against the whole world.
And you would go down in the history books.
Okay, but let's listen, okay.
So on top of that, did you know that the gold medal's not even real gold?
Angelica, why are we trying to put it?
Yes, because I thought I'm like, oh, you know, maybe they're going to sell it?
It's actually made of silver and it's just gold plated.
Gold plated.
You know how expensive gold is?
They got to buy a bulk.
Again, I thought.
It's because there's a lot of competitions.
Did you see that opening ceremony?
I did.
How many athletes are there?
There's so many.
I'm paying them all a million dollars.
But that's not on me.
That's on them.
They wanted to have the Olympics.
Did you see what their Olympic village food is like?
Yeah.
It's just like broccoli.
They sleep in pots?
No.
Yeah.
It's because it's covering a lot of people.
I don't know, guys.
We should be happy because when I went to the Chichenica,
they said the people that competed in the sport there,
Chichenita.
You said Chichenica.
Chichita.
You said Chichita.
The people would compete and the winner would sacrifice himself.
Oh, wow.
So I think I'd rather take a gold medal.
The winner would sacrifice themselves?
Jesus.
They would win to sacrifice themselves to God.
Where'd you go?
Chichenita.
Mexico.
One of the wonders of the world.
Yeah, Aztex is built different though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here I am.
Okay, so the Olympics are coming in 2028.
Yeah.
Angie, where do you want Los Angeles to get those million dollars to pay all those athletes?
I don't know.
Because now when it's our turn to housing, oh, okay, let's pay us.
You're going to get gold medals for the jewelry district.
And we're going to set up tents around so far.
Angie, that's the hotel.
All right.
Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
But 37,000.
You're not wrong, Angie.
You're totally right and it's fine.
Athletes should get paid more.
A little bit of
For being like better than all of us
At literally anything
And it's pride
It just pays shock footers a million dollars
Yeah
No, can't do it
At least give them a real gold medal
That's expensive too
Yeah
Yeah
That's really easy
Well maybe we can have someone donate it
There you go
Yeah
Donator
We need them
We need them
My children
Wait I'm like wait
I don't get the joke
Shut up dog
You leave my children
Winners get Rolex
Because they're inheritance.
Provided by the beaches.
Right, right.
We'll be like.
Power 106,
Ali's number one for hip hop.
Buenos Dias.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning to you.
We are very country in here.
By country, I don't mean Yaha, except for gray.
We're representing different countries of the world, okay?
Because we've got the Brown Bag Olympics coming up at 830.
I'm so excited.
Me too.
Shout out to our guy PowerVision.
He worked on a bunch of like intros for it.
Check this one up.
They've never been.
the most athletic.
This is Brown Bag Olympics.
Browns
Big Olympics. Let's go!
Hey, funny story.
When I was recording that,
Vic was in the other room and he's like,
what happened, Dad?
I'm such a convincing voice actor.
I know, oh, my back!
What happened?
Okay, we're going to do that 830.
Each one of our people
is going to represent the people of the world.
Yes.
Wow.
No pressure.
And we're going to have our own little opening ceremony.
Yeah.
It's going to be so cool.
It's going to be amazing.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Because I'm ready.
You're ready for what?
I'm ready to represent my country.
How do you feel this morning, Greg?
I'm feeling alive.
I'm locked in.
I'm right now like I am alive and more better than ever.
What country are you representing?
USA, baby.
Okay, okay.
Maximo, what country are you representing?
No, I'm going to be.
Hey, Vic, what country are you representing?
you representing without telling us what country you're representing?
We're going to
let's be it.
That was good.
What about you, Angelica?
Frioles, Sprijol.
Angie!
What?
Oh, that is!
Stop, Angelica!
What?
You said I cannot say the country, so I'm saying this.
I know, but do you see how they're doing different dialects and speaking?
Pupuzza and happyoles too, okay?
You're just saying words.
Earlier you said, no palese.
Yeah.
But you guys got it?
Oh my God.
I'm going to cry.
Okay.
Hey, brother over there.
Do we have shoutouts?
We got a lot of shoutouts.
You know you don't have to stay in character until.
I'm staying in character.
I'm locked in.
Eddie wants to shout out his Hooper's son, Troy.
Okay.
And his team Whittier Magic.
Oh, the Whittier Magic.
What up?
We took the championship in Las Vegas this weekend at the Jam on it national tournaments.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Undefeated and number one team overall out of nine teams.
P.S. We run Whittier.
Oh, great. You hear that, Greg?
That was to you. I'll ball up some little nine-year-olds if I have to.
No, you're not. No, you're not.
A little nine-year-olds can't see me.
Bro.
Put me in the post.
Mouse in the house.
Mouse in the house?
I love it.
Who else?
And then we got birthday shout-outs.
Victor wants to send us his son Lil Vic a happy 32nd birthday.
What?
I was like, wait, it's not little Vick's birthday.
That's weird.
That's another.
See it again.
He's also 32.
Yeah, he's turning 32.
Interesting.
Very original guy.
He said, FYI.
No, little Vic is turning 32.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
No, or that guy's turning 32.
No, he said his son's turning 32.
Yeah.
Oh, they're old.
That'd be like if you're, you're dad.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, Tokaios.
Yeah.
Wow.
So happy birthday from Big Vic.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Big Vic.
This shows you no matter how old you are, you're still going to be Little Vic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a little Vic.
Well, he's still little.
Yeah.
818 Valley raise.
on Instagram wants to shout out his son Samuel
who turns seven today.
Let's go, Sammy.
They say they listen to us every day,
every morning on the way to camp.
That's so awesome.
I hope you ditch camp and meet us up on Friday.
No.
Go to camp, bro.
Friday's is field trip day.
No.
This is and Thursdays would field trip day for my camp.
Which camp are you talking about?
Jui?
No, not like that.
I never went to Juvicamp.
Thank God.
Jury Camp.
Jury Camp?
Yeah.
That is recreational.
Nice.
I went to Richie Valenz myself.
No, Tuesdays and Thursdays
where it's our pool days
I think we're at a pool there
You don't have to travel
Yeah, jealous
I am very jealous
I was just home
No, ditch ditch ditch ditch ditch
Friday so that you can need us
El Caruso Park and somewhere
If they're in the valley
Oh I take it back ditch
Duh I hope you
I hope you already RSD because
Backpack registration is
Closed okay
We're only giving away 106 backpacks
But looking for you guys
We still gonna be there
We're gonna be there with some vibes
and price some giveaways
if everyone's nice to
Fern our ticket guy
meaning the guys
the guys
they'll be nice
so that we can't have
some tickets to give away
we're going to be broadcasting
live Friday from 6 to 10 a.m.
at El Cresel Park and Silmar
So even if you just want to come hang out
a little morning time vibe with us
Yeah
protect us because it's still more
Yeah fast
But shout out to everybody
Yo can I give a shout out really quick
To the homie concrete
He hit me up super early
And he was like
Love y'all
and you guys keep me alive in the morning.
Let's go.
He's up early.
Can't wait for the baby shower, bro.
Yeah.
Can't wait.
Uh-huh.
Isn't he like eight months for me?
Oh, yeah.
Has it dropped yet?
That belly.
Oh, no, man.
My boy got too many twins in his world.
I know.
What do you mean?
He just looks like everybody.
Oh, he looks like everybody.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The one yesterday when he was trying to order shoes.
Concrete's the best.
That's our brother right there.
Yeah.
He's funny.
And that's it for our shout-outs.
Oh, I have a birthday shout-up.
To my grandma.
Wow.
My grandma.
I call her Tata.
Yeah, I love you, grandma.
I know she listens every day.
Happy birthday.
Wow.
See you later.
To Vix Tata.
Oh, that's so awesome.
That's really nice.
I love Vicks' family support.
They're very supportive.
Tata, he didn't give you 100 books.
Yeah.
They all tune in.
Yeah.
Like his cousins from Chicago tune in.
That's true.
Yeah.
My cousins from some valley don't even do it.
Actually, they reminded me, it's my cousin, Adrian's future wife's birthday today, too.
Nice.
His fiancé's birthday.
That's that word.
I'm still learning.
You know, always trip out.
The other day, we had Cesar Chavez's grandson in here.
Not Julius Cesar Chavez, the farm worker's school.
Yeah, his grandson came in.
He's one of 31, which his vibes.
Yeah.
But he calls his grandpa.
Tata.
Wait, you call your grandma Tata?
Yeah, I think I got it wrong.
But it's like it stuck so it's too late.
I'm not changing.
Oh, you call your grandma Tata?
Not you changed your pronoun.
Yeah.
But you know what's funny is because I'm the oldest and everybody does.
Because you started it.
He's the first grandchild.
Oh.
So the entire family calls it.
Because when he was calling his grandfather Tata, it's, it's a little.
It hits me a little weird because we call them Abolito.
Abolita, abolito.
Everyone has a different word.
Like, my kids call my mom, Nana.
Right?
And it's just crazy to me.
It almost feels like, like, you're wrong.
It almost feels like my way's the right way.
When he was saying that, I was like, no, I have a ta-ta.
Yeah, exactly.
My t-a-a-sa-a-da-it-it-it-it-a.
It's crazy.
Nobody says, me-ma?
No?
Shut up.
What'd you call your grandma?
What do you call your grandma?
What do you call your grandma?
M-ma is crazy, right?
That is crazy, bro.
Were you honey booboo?
What do you call her brother?
Grandma, just grandma.
Just grandma?
No, he's all.
He called himima, don't you?
Yeah, he does.
Hey, me ma'am.
Hey, me ma'am.
Can I get another chocolate milk?
Me'am.
Greg wants some milk, me ma'am.
We're gonna be Superman.
I want another Coca-Cola for breakfast, me ma'am.
Not cassero again, me ma'am.
No, just grandma
The classic grandma
Oh, okay
Yeah
With classic?
It just doesn't feel like love
Yeah, like lovable
Like oh here
Co carino
Well, all my grandma spoke Spanish
So if I
That's always like
Grandma
Even like Abuela is like
The very like
The formal
Formal way
I don't even like saying Abuela
Right
Because that feels like
Aguelita
Like the Ita in Spanish
Always give something like
Your little cute
A little, carino, yeah.
Carino, but some people get mad when I say,
eat that, Tatian, and they stop.
Just Ramona.
I'm sorry, Ramona.
She's talking about a producer.
In her face.
Likito, Jorgeito, that's like to show them love.
Awellita, abo, you call her abuela?
Abolema.
Hi, grandma.
Hello, grandmother.
That's what that feels like.
Yeah.
I would say that sometimes.
Okay.
I hope you lose the brown bag.
Olympics coming up.
Get into Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
Word on Rosecrans.
Roast the word is
Snoop Dog is doing more side quests
at the Paris Olympics.
All right?
So not only was Snoop the torchbearer
for the 2024 Paris Olympics,
he's actually now competing
in some of the odd sports.
Okay.
So he participated in fencing,
which is when you take the sticks
and you point them at each other
like their swords.
Right.
And you try to like tap each other.
Yeah, always looks so cool.
But as he's doing this, you guys have to listen to the audio
because he, of course, is being Snoop.
Listen to this.
He's going to go.
That's that ass up.
That looks forward.
It always feels like a dance.
It's like a dance.
That's what it is.
It's like they're supposed to be dancing.
For real?
Yeah.
That's what the whole representation of that sport.
I don't know if I believe.
Yeah.
I don't believe.
Yeah.
I thought on Wednesday.
It was really cool.
I just love it because it's like it's sports that we wouldn't necessarily do like here in SoCal.
Yeah.
If you're not like born super rich.
Yeah.
So to have him doing those things, it just like spreads.
I feel like those type of sports because I'm like, dude, I would never want to do that.
Yeah.
Now I'm like, all I'm like, all right, time me up.
He made it cool.
Yeah.
You know how all of us regulars have infiltrated like golf and tennis.
Yeah.
Recently.
I love that.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like now people are like, okay, let's get into fencing.
Fencing is nice.
Don't get me started.
Imagine the fencing team.
And we don't mean putting up fences.
We get it that too.
Oh, we would kill now.
That's the homie dinner.
Exactly.
He also actually got called out by an Olympian's mom, okay, on live TV.
He got pressed by Simone Biles' mom live.
That's like the Olympians' mom.
Listen to this.
And Snoop, I don't know if you know this, but, you know,
You know, Simone and you have known each other for a long time, right, Nellie?
How?
How, Nellie?
I mean, I remember I will never forget that we met you in Times Square.
2010.
And you said, because we asked for a picture, you said two minutes, one, two, and you were gone.
He ghosted Simone Biles' mom, Nelly.
14 years ago.
We never forgot.
We're at Times Square and you disappeared.
We said two minutes.
Yeah.
I'm sure he's a serial goaster.
But first, I would want to know what time frame that was
because if that was around the time that they made New York, New York,
he definitely had to be out of stuff.
I'm gone.
I got to kick down these buildings in the video, but then I got to go.
I got to go.
We're hot over here.
That's funny.
I just thought it was funny that she chose that moment.
It could have been off air, be like, hey, Snoop remember this?
But she chose, yeah.
We're going to tell him right now.
Snoop living his best life in Paris is literally the spin-off that this Olympics needed.
Yeah.
Because all this Olympic stuff is going on.
What is Snoop doing right now?
Yeah, what Snoop up to?
Put a cam on Snoop.
right now.
He's like waking up and trying a new sport.
Like that sounds super fun.
Yeah.
I love it.
I want to see him shock put.
Oh,
yeah.
You know they have shooting, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Rifles.
Like, no, different.
There's this one girl and she's like,
I want to say she's from South Korea.
But she wears these cool glasses.
I look into the glasses.
I was like,
who I want those glasses.
It kind of like zooms in,
it targets and then it blocks off her,
one of her eyes.
It looks super cool.
Kind of like Matrix type of glasses.
You guys need to see these glasses.
It's like distance shooting, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But she's like the best ever at this.
I don't know that the Olympics have done the shooting portion yet,
but they're popping up videos of her because she's there.
And it's like, it's just so awesome.
Like she has some type of world record right now.
She's incredible.
Wow.
Very Matrix vibe.
She gives, they're like, she gives main character aura because she'll shoot.
Yeah.
And then look straight at the camera.
I'm like, what's up?
Oh, that's scary.
Where her glasses.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Like, yeah, yeah.
That's fire.
Yeah, yeah.
She's amazing.
That's amazing.
Super cool.
We're going to have our own Olympic activities on the way.
Shooting is one of them.
That's right.
Perfect.
Speaking of a never-ending competition,
Rolling Loud Resident DJ, DJ Scheme got revenge for our guy, Schoolboy, Q.
Yes.
Wow.
Look, so last week, School Boy Q had a tour stop scheduled in Toronto, Canada,
at the History Toronto Club.
And now DJ's scheme, who DJs for Rolling Loud and lots of other South Florida artists,
had an event there last night, and he decided to play a little tune for the crowd.
Listen to this.
Wow.
When you get the city to join you?
In your venue, dog.
Yes.
That's Drake, like, part owns this venue.
Oh, wow.
That's why it's crazy.
You know what I feel for the people of Toronto?
Because, loki, like, I know.
We play not like us all the time.
Look, it's coming up.
Look.
You know, we play it all the time.
Yeah.
But Toronto must be thirsty for it.
Yeah.
Because suppose you can't play it outside.
Like, the club DJs, like, they get strict rules.
all of that because Drake owns Toronto apparently.
But I'm sure that the crowd as big of a bob that that is,
they want to hear it so bad.
Yeah, especially in a live setting like this.
Yeah, and they're like, how to let it out.
Yeah.
I love it.
And then Schoolboy took to Twitter as he saw the clip like we all did
and just tweeted, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And he's laughing and maniac.
Yeah.
And then DJ's scheme replied and said, got you OG.
And I'll be, oh, that's fine.
Yeah, I love that.
He actually headlined the first Rolling Loud, and he's been around for a long time.
So it's like they must have that connection like 10 plus years.
My only thing is I would have played a Q song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Q has hits.
Yeah.
True.
And you play a Q song and then they turn up.
Maybe he did afterwards.
Maybe he did.
Yeah.
He was streaming live the whole time too.
That's how we all were able to see it.
It was like, oh, it's cool.
It was like live on Twitch.
It was scheming.
I love that.
And I love how everyone in the crowd is.
It was just like, I'm going to just join this moment.
Yeah.
Because it's a moment.
And really when anywhere.
you go in like that part
wah, wow, wow, what hits.
Yeah.
It just brings you like energy.
You just want to scream.
Oh, and then everybody was posting the lyric last night.
The lyric that's aging terribly of Drake's.
Of Drake's.
Where I get more city, I get more love in the city that you're from.
Yeah.
And then it's like.
And now it's applying.
It's okay, Drake Hive.
Drake Hive, it's okay to give into those temptations.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like the people are trying to it's like,
we don't automatically just have to go towards Drake's like,
this is not a dictatorship.
Not at all.
This is a Drake tatorship that just,
Drake Tater, that's funny.
That just because he's from out here, we have to pledge our allegiance to him.
Exactly.
But, like, they've been waiting.
I'm glad they got it.
Me too.
Are you going to, do you want to switch to Canada?
I'll go to Canada.
Do you want to switch to Maple Leafs on your shirt right now?
I'll wear, I'll go get my OVO merch right now.
No, you're Canada.
You're going to switch to a whole country.
Yeah, no, I'm not going to switch.
Are you proud to be an American or not?
Yes, I'm proud to be American.
Kendrick is American.
There's nothing more American than Kendrick Lamarcy.
I'm free and I can be a Drake fan as well.
Oh, he has a point, guys.
Damn, we need to build a northern wall.
All right, that was your word on Rosecrans.
I'm Rosecrans, Victor Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Mesa?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right, Metro's thinking of building a train to the Hollywood Wall.
That's it.
We don't have a lot of time.
That would be really awesome for traffic.
We have a little bit of time, but it's really cool that Metro is thinking of doing a line to what?
Booman?
Metro Booman?
No, Metro.
L.A. Metro Pool to the Hollywood Bowl.
Because if you've ever been by there when you're trying to go to a concert or when you're not trying to go to a concert and somebody else is, it's traffic in that little like, I guess, crevice.
Yeah.
Right?
So they're thinking of somehow maybe in the future and they want people's thoughts on this.
Would we appreciate some type of line going there?
Whether it be bus or train.
They got to do something.
They even have an underground walkway already.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, they do.
Because they have a shuttle.
They already know it's like an issue.
It's so congested.
To try to get across and everything.
And there's so many people like, like you said, it's like a crevice.
It's just like a little tiny area where all these cars and all these people have to go.
And it's a mess.
So yeah, they got to do something.
Yeah.
And parking on the venue is the worst because they have like the worst system.
You have to wait for everyone in front of you to leave for you to be able to get out.
And then if you valet, you have to wait for the valet.
with a sprint up the hill.
I'm just going to say they're not the most athletic people.
Yeah.
Anyone springing up a hill is crazy, bro.
Yeah.
Okay.
Would you rather park for the fine parking at the Hollywood Bowl or at Rose Bowl?
Why the Bulls always so tough?
It's a bull.
It's because it's like this.
It's like right in the middle of like the hill.
Yeah.
Rose Bowl is bad too.
Rose Bowl is really bad, dog.
We need a train through there.
Rose Bowl is.
I need a chopper to just drop me with a parachute.
Yeah.
No.
The worst is though, I guess when you're going to the Hollywood.
it's worth it because you're going there.
But if you're not, if you're just passing
through, the worst.
Like you don't even get the satisfaction of
like, yeah, you're just trying to get home, trying to get to Hollywood
and Highland or trying to get somewhere.
Every time I leave the bowl, I'm like, how do people
live here? Yeah. Like that sounds terrible.
Every event. Yeah, but
it's like you've got to deal with the traffic. Every single
time there's an event. We need to do something about the bowls.
Keep it here. It's 5106.
Simp or
Pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
There's an Olympic high jumper by the name of John Marco Tambari
that's lost his wedding ring in the opening ceremony at the Olympics.
Shut up.
Why are you wearing your wedding ring at the Olympics?
Because you're supposed to have it on another time.
You should wear, yeah.
All the other athletic girls?
They have athletic.
Oh my gosh.
Just kidding.
Your girl.
Just kidding.
It's never going to let you go out with the way that you talk.
Especially if you get invited to the Olympics.
They don't pay that much, remember.
And they have athlete rings.
The little bands?
Yeah, the little bands.
It's like rubber.
That's what I meant.
God, I didn't even know that existed.
So I guess the team was being pulled like over the riverbed of River Sien.
And somehow he said that there was a lot of water and it fell off.
And after that's what he said.
How?
That makes no sense, but go go over.
I have no idea.
The band.
I have no idea.
Maybe he tried to touch the water.
You ever do that when you're in a boat?
When you try to slap the water?
No, dog.
I don't know.
Maybe he's got the wrong size.
Why is he around?
I mean, he's in another country, so.
He took that off.
That's what he's saying.
I don't know.
I know you don't have a ring.
It's invisible.
I know you don't have one on.
It's invisible.
You can't see it?
These things are hard to take off.
That's like when you're in a fight,
you're like, hold on.
They're supposed to, yeah.
It takes a while, bro.
Because that little bone.
that's right there, your little knuckle, it just like
and your finger gets swollen too, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Like, what do you call me?
When you eat?
You call me swelling?
People, when they eat, like.
When they eat, what?
Yes, your fingers get swollen.
Well, that's that bad.
Yeah.
You guys don't eat like salts and stuff like that.
They make your finger swollen.
No, but I'm just saying it'd be really, it'd be a crazy,
it'd be a mermaid that had to have taken that out.
Yeah.
The way that it would be taken out of water.
Yeah, it's a, it's crazy.
but he took to Instagram
and to apologize to his wife
he posted photos of their wedding
and this is what he wrote
My ring will stay forever in the riverbed
of the city of love
and if you want
we'll throw yours into the river too
so they'll be together forever
and we'll have one more excuse
to like you've always asked
renew our vows and get married in you
Oh that's a good thing
That's a really good thing
What country is he rapping?
He's from
Italy.
Oh, very romantic.
That's a good save.
I got to give it to him.
That's much better.
I have a friend that lost his ring in the strip club bathroom,
and he just made a post about it being really sad.
Asking for someone to return it?
That ring is gone.
Imagine if he told his wife.
You two can bring your, we can leave your ring here too at the strip club.
I love my ring in the strip club couch.
You too can bring it to the same couch.
We can lose it together.
Yeah.
In the champagne room.
and forever drink champagne together.
Please read that again.
He said,
My ring will stay forever
in the riverbed of the city of love.
And if you want,
we'll throw yours into the river too
so they'll be together forever.
Yo, yo.
That is like.
That's smooth.
That's really smooth.
That is like.
You better be the one paying
for the rings too.
It's about,
Angie,
did you not hear they're going to be together
in their bed of blood?
Well, you know they don't make any damn money
at the Olympics.
Angie,
you're putting an extra pressure on it.
What sport does he do?
He's a high jumper.
He's a high jumper.
So he just jumps.
So he gets no money.
He just jumps.
It's a tough sport.
I did high jumping in high school.
What's that?
Is that like you jump over the bar?
With the pole.
Oh.
Yeah.
My girl will be doing that too, but like the conclusions.
Yeah.
He jumped over the bar of like romance because that's insane.
That was beautiful.
He raised the bar of romance.
He for sure he's not going to throw the ring in there, though.
No.
Nah, he got to go, he got to fully commit.
Let me see it, my love.
Why do I have a picture?
He sounds like Pepe Lepewupute.
Now I want to follow them because I want to see which she responds.
And then I want to see her throw her ring in the thing.
She's not going to do that.
Oh, shit.
You went through your ring?
That's smooth.
That was smooth, man.
Yes.
Yeah, because they're going to, like, he says they, he wants those ring to be together.
Yeah.
In the riverbed of love.
And then he wants to just get away.
Yeah, but what if the ring ends up in one side and the other ring on the other side?
Nobody knows, Angie.
No, no, no, no, he'll be.
Of course, it's in the end of.
First of all, his ring is not there.
Yeah, his ring is not there.
His ring is somewhere in a hotel.
Yeah.
That's where his ring is in the bathroom of a shady bar.
His ring is for sure not in the river.
For sure.
After a group of, like, I don't know, after the American's girls walked in and he's like,
hold, I need to go to the restroom.
The woman's volleyball team.
Yes.
That's my one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know how the, first of all, how the ring fell off.
It didn't.
It didn't.
It didn't.
It didn't.
It didn't fall off like that.
It was love that made it fall.
It loved.
The riverbed of the city of love.
Yeah.
If she gets a new ring, though, vibes.
It better be big.
Yeah.
I don't know why I'm back for her.
You're mad.
He's a great cover.
Honestly, it's a great cover.
It's a great cover.
It's a great cover.
I can't even stimp.
No.
Oh, that's definitely pimped.
That was so pimped.
He pimped this moment to the fullest.
He for sure pimped his moment.
What's his name again?
What's his Instagram?
Do you have his Instagram?
I do not, but his name is John Marco Tambary.
John Marco.
John Marco.
He's my new idol.
You just sound like Mario.
Yeah, you do sound like Mario.
I'm sorry.
Br.
And his name is his full name.
John Marco Tambary is his Instagram.
That's his Instagram?
Oh, he's already popular.
I try to put in the words and it's already there.
It's funny.
Yeah.
Oh, that's how you know.
All right.
All right.
Shout out our guy, the pimp!
Pimp!
Pimp!
We'll be back.
We'll be back.
We'll be back morning's week out of homey helpline after this.
We're all gonna follow that full.
Where's the ring at, bruh?
He posted Lord of the Rings.
Me, Precious.
After further review, AKA we stocked the Instagrams of this one Italian,
Alician, who is a high jumper.
And supposedly he lost.
And supposedly he lost his wedding ring in the water.
Over the river, man.
I feel like this is a song in Pokemon is over that.
But he lost his ring in the water.
And then did a post to his wife and be like,
oh my God, you can throw your ring in here too.
For love.
The water of love over here in Paris.
Yeah.
In the city of love.
And then we'll renew our vows.
Yeah.
And then we called him Pimp, right?
Because that's really sweet.
She's actually the Pimp.
Because I bet you.
you the ring she's going to get is way better
than the makeup ring. Yeah, the makeup ring.
Oh, yeah. Because Loki, her ring
looks like a band. Like,
it looks like... It looks like...
It looks like it cost a band.
Maybe 200.
Yeah. It looks like a wedding
band. It looks like the...
Like the guys's wedding band. You know how usually
like girls, if you're picturing a ring, you
see the, I guess the gold band
and then in the middle there's a diamond and kind of
pops out. Her diamond doesn't pop out. Like
it's literally just... In the band? Yeah.
In the band.
She's a simple woman.
Maybe it's a minimalistic.
Yeah, but Angie, maybe you're right that Olympians don't get paid.
Oh, no, they get paid in Italy.
They get paid a lot more in Italy.
Oh, okay.
Are you?
You stocking salary?
Yeah, right.
Currency exchange.
Hey, hold on.
Pocket watch it.
With Angie.
No, yeah, look, the gold medalist, they win $197,000.
Wait, what do you?
But that's probably in their version of money.
The Italian government provides them
They pay them additional
Yeah
Okay
If I were to win gold over here
I would win the currency
37,000
I feel like America don't give you money
But then if he were to win gold in Italy
He gets 100
197
So your own country pays you
Or the Olympics pay you
I need to double check on that one
Because that's weird
That if you're telling me
Different athletes
From different countries
Yeah and Italian is
That has the euro
Because you just said
A lot more
Angie the story you said
Was the Olympians
get paid
Oh no, the USA
Olympians
What?
So if they win
gold
They get 37,000
The USA
Yeah, yeah
The Euro
But if it was
Yeah
The Euro's like
A little bit more
Or the same as like
Winer Snipers
As the dollar
So I don't know
All right
Today
USA
USA and Lali Alex and freeze
Yeah
They get
The
Allipops
The USA
Hotter pops
Why are you like that I need?
I love it
I love you.
I love you.
I love you so much.
Okay, moving on.
No, no, Angie did a whole thing
Yeah, and I was showing you guys
About how Olympians are all, poor.
Yeah.
So you're telling me that
different countries get paid differently.
Yes, they do.
So I'm wondering if different countries
get the actual gold versus us
because you told us that
the gold medal is not real gold.
with silver and gold-plated.
Which I would take...
It's worth $950.
But who's checking?
Just me.
It's worth $900.
I can buy an Olympic gold medal for $950.
You can't buy it.
I'm sure you can't buy it.
Well, I just look that...
John Marco Temberry's network.
And it says 5 million.
Oh, he's real.
Is you worth 5 of our million or 5 of...
Yes, I don't know.
Angie will figure that out.
What do Italians get paid?
I will figure that out.
right now.
We're a big alley
somewhere like
what do they get paid?
Yeah,
we need big out to help us.
Mario coins.
Mario coins?
Woohoo.
Okay.
As you hurry up and do you go.
I can't move on until I find out
what they pay in Italian.
Oh.
Like what's their pesos?
I think it's Euro.
Yeah, Euro.
Yeah.
Oh, it's all euro all around?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So it's like more.
So if I were in Golden Mexico.
No, actually Euro would look less.
because I shop sometimes
Yeah, it would be less
And it'll be like $50 in Europe
In USA
It costs for $5,000 trillion
Yeah, yeah
Fax, facts, facts
Fax
Inflation
All right
Are we done with that?
Oh so I think he's him
Because he has to now pay for her
Like a like a souped up ring
I don't know I think
No
He's saved it
He got a deal on whatever ring she has
That is a deal
But the save is just so pimped
Yeah the way he saved it
And made her forget all about his cheating
Yeah
Yeah I saw her
I would not lose my ring.
You're the sim.
You have a girlfriend.
But if I saw her, like I'm saying, I wouldn't lose my ring.
Greg, don't say that.
All right.
No, don't.
All right.
Homey help him?
Yeah.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Christian needs our help.
All right.
Christian sent us a DM and said,
Hi, Brownback.
My name is Christian.
And I need your help.
help. Recently, my childhood homie, Mike, got into a relationship with the new girlfriend,
and we're all happy for them because he's super happy about her, and he won't stop talking about
their relationship. They seem to compliment each other very well, but we all know they are in
their honeymoon phase. We aren't being haters. The honeymoon? He said, but recently, he told me
and the other homies that he's going to be moving with her to New Orleans because her family lives
out there.
Damn.
They just started dating about three, four months ago, and he's already being on Mondes about
her because he says he's going to go with her, and we're all mad because last time we
tried to go to a host locals with him.
Oh, my God.
He tried to leave because she made him go home.
Greg.
What?
What?
Are you?
This is your mom-me-up playing?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Greg.
Just ask.
What happened, Greg?
We'll help Greg.
Finish the story.
Finish this random story.
Yeah, whatever, Christian.
All right.
He said, we just wanted to have a beer with him,
but the homies girl is being super controlling of him,
and we think he's moving way too fast with her,
so me and the other homies want to tell him to chill.
All of a sudden, it's controlling.
Chill, take it slow.
We have all known him for a long time,
and he switched up on us and is going to just leave us like that.
Greg, you're so sad.
Should we tell him to cry?
Let your friends find love.
Finish the story.
He said, should we tell him his choice to go live with her is not a good one because they just started dating?
Or should we just let him learn because we are shady?
We miss our homie.
He's barely in our group chat now to please, brown bag, he's down bad.
No, not he's not bad.
Or is.
Greg's down bad.
I'm not down bad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is Christian, man.
I mean, I see the concern.
I get the concern.
Why are you looking at me?
It's not a Christian.
Let me look at you.
I see the concern, Greg.
Three to four months is quick.
It's very quick to make a choice like that.
But at the same time, some people have got to learn the hard way.
Yeah.
And for some people, it works.
Yeah.
You know?
You know, I'm a little bit different on this.
And I don't know why.
Usually I would be like, hey, that's too soon.
All of that.
kids don't even get a idea of moving out but then I was thinking like it's an
experience like we all only have one life I get that no no to move to find new place
just look at new places that I have a cousin right now shout out my cousin Daniel yeah he
lived in Laundale his whole life right and he just up there moved to Austin and
no no because there's like car culture out there and he does photography yeah and I
my Dia's not the happiest right but it's like okay go experience
that like but did he move with the girl or did he move by himself he moved by himself but I think it would
have been better if he moved with somebody like at least you'd have that person to like talk to like not
just be by yourself with your puppy but like I look at that like experience that yeah not that I wish
I could but I could never I was a mom my whole life like I told you yeah there's some things that
it's like okay if you get that chance go yeah you know what I'm saying you live in New York for a little bit
that part I hate it I know but at least you got to know that you hate it now you can say you hated
Exactly.
It's funny because we're going to Mexico City in August,
and Horhill was like, yeah, it's like the New York of Mexico.
I was like, I hate New York.
He's like, it's like the bigger New York City.
I was like, ugh.
I'm like, that doesn't sound advertising to me.
He's like, okay, with better food.
And I was like, oh, okay.
What about the smell?
What about the rats?
No, yeah, I think you're right, Lettie.
I have a cousin.
I have two cousins that moved out of state after living here,
and they're so happy with their wives
and just like if they would have been here
there's no telling you know if they would be miserable
and stuff like that
but how long did they date for before they move?
I think that's the part
how long? How long?
How long?
How long they're like before they move?
That is a little.
Yeah, I think three or four months
is a little scary though.
Yeah, it could be.
You barely even know that person.
Okay, yeah, I get what you're saying
but I also think I don't know why I'm not mad at that.
What if that person hasn't really lived that much?
I know what if they've been in this like city
their entire lives?
And they're tired of seeing their same four friends at all host locals.
Yeah.
Every single Friday.
Like a little bit, right?
Okay, but maybe he wants something new.
He wants to experience life.
Yeah.
And he has someone that's, like, down to travel with him.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Once you find that person, like, you want to do those things, ASAP Rocky, dog.
Yeah.
He's experienced this LA life.
He's waiting.
She's pregnant and he never moves back.
You travel.
You travel every weekend, bro.
You go to Ontario.
Yeah, you live in time.
Yeah.
You have an exciting.
You think that friend might not.
You know what I'm saying?
And think about it.
You'll have a place to go in New Orleans.
Christian texts his friend all the time.
That would be so fun.
Christian always says, you go to Mardi Gras?
You can come over here.
When we party over here, I'm like,
I'm like, yeah.
Why are you going with her?
Bro, New Orleans is sick.
Yeah, Mardi Gras.
Take some beads with you.
Yeah, I think it's less about like,
because you guys see that he's happy with her.
You see that he, like,
They compliment each other well, but you also are like, I'm losing him.
There's part of you guys that's like, I'm losing him in the group chat.
I'm losing him in the homey outings.
He was just with you guys like as a pastime.
Yeah.
Until he found her.
I don't know about that.
Yeah.
We were just the side.
You can still be homie.
Yes, Christian.
Yeah, you can still be home.
Okay.
Not participant in the group chat?
All right.
Yeah, because I'm done susios.
Yeah, I won't defend that either.
I won't defend that.
Yeah.
You got to stay active.
So you're going to participate when you get all those only fan photos in your guy group chat.
I don't.
See?
You just scroll past it and go back to a job.
Then that's what he's doing.
He's not participating.
No, but you could still react.
When they throw in the twerking videos or the one of that one cop, the girl cop that
ever is going around on Twitter when they put that in your guy group chat?
I'd be like, wow, back in my day, this would have really excited me.
Yeah.
Wow, she is very talented.
You would say that.
You can also shape your own, like, convo in the group chat.
You don't have to just not participate.
You just put punchball memes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like, guys, remember when we didn't all, like, do bad stuff?
Yeah, whenever they send things like that, you just send like a gift.
That way you don't really say nothing.
It's just like, you're interacting, but you're just like,
okay, now we're not friends.
Now it's beef, homie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I will say, like, the controlling aspect, like, it happens.
Like, I think all of us have a homie who ends up being, like,
controlled by their girl.
And there's only so much you can do.
But after, like, you have to just give it time because after a while and they,
It loosens up.
It's funny because...
When a girlfriend
asks for things from their guy,
boyfriend, it's controlling.
When a guy asks for things
from the girl, it's respect.
I never said that.
No, no, no, like, respect their relationship.
Respect me, you can't be doing that anymore.
Dress nice or don't go out
with your Hoochie home girls, right?
But that's not controlling.
That's respecting the relationship.
But if the girl says,
hey, stop hanging out with that fool
that only goes all the locals
to hit on them.
the waitress, that's controlling.
Trying to control me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying, Angie?
Christian.
Let's have Christian.
Yeah.
Christian needs help.
He's sad over the bromance that he's losing with his homie, man.
He does see his homie's happier.
He sees his home he has a new girlfriend.
After about three to four months, they're thinking about moving away to New Orleans, right?
And he's like, no, this is too fast for my homie.
He's being controlled by her.
We aren't being haters.
We are not being haters.
They're like, this is too fast for us.
Your relationship is moving too fast for me.
Should we tell him his choice to go live with her is not a good one because they just started dating.
Okay, now you're mothers, right?
All the time.
Or should we just let him learn?
Let them learn.
Yeah, 818-52059.
That's 8185205.
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Buenos Diaz.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your head.
We need a.
The line, I mean phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Christian needs our help.
Christian.
All right.
Christian, he has a childhood homie named Mike.
He's super happy in a new relationship, couldn't be happier, so happy that he wants to move with his girl to New Orleans.
And his homies are hating.
Yeah, Greg.
Just keep it on it.
Christian.
They're just hating.
They think they're moving too fast.
Yeah.
Greg.
And so.
They are moving a little fast.
Christian wants to know if they should tell him his choice to go live with her is not a good one since they just started dating or if they should let him learn the hard way.
Is there no host locals in New Orleans?
I'm just wondering.
It doesn't matter.
You're concerned about that?
That's the part you can turn about it?
He only has eyes for his girl, Doug.
Why are you so upset?
You're only concerned with how this benefits you, Christian.
Christian.
I eat girls from Ontario?
Yes, from Ontario.
How long did you move over?
I'm not moving to Ontario.
I can totally see that happening.
I can totally see that.
It's way more affordable over there.
Yeah.
No, no.
It's like New York.
I feel like the same way.
It's not New York.
Nothing is nothing like New York.
Winner is not that far from Ontario.
That's pretty far.
It feels far.
Like a what, a 40 minute drive?
Just because your lack of commitment is getting in the way of Christian's
full throttle commitment.
Yeah, he's full sin.
I think also just like let him go see it.
Yeah, let him try it out.
Let him experience life.
And imagine, like, let's say they break up, you know, like in a year.
That's what I'm thinking to.
Okay, imagine how much energy.
No, no, no.
Imagine how much energy he's going to come back with.
He's going to come out like Stone Cold Steve Austin with the broken glass.
Yeah, but.
He's going to want to be like nights on the town for like weeks at a time.
But by that time, Greg's going to be already like engaged.
And then we're going to leave him hanging.
You're probably going to move on town.
leave him hanging
he's gonna be like guys I'm back
and then Greg doesn't respond on the group chat
I'm kidding with his own medicine
all right we got Germain from Chino on the line
Germain
Germain
Yo what's up Brownbacks
What's up Jean?
Talk to us what would you tell
Christian about his situation
He's really upset that his friend
is moving away with his friend's new girlfriend
of like three to four months to New Orleans
He feels like it's too soon
The length of time doesn't matter
like if he knows he knows
and honestly
his friends don't have to get used to that
and if there's a mistake
let his friends figure it out
you know yeah bro
there'd be like good
that's like good like clowning material
if it doesn't work out
yeah
like when he comes back
you'd be like well yeah
did you at these get some beads in New Orleans
like you could just
you could clown him
I was Marty Grau
alright
we got Jared from Long Beach on the line
Jared Jared
Jared
Yes, sir
What's up, Jared?
I'm a girl
Hey, what's up, guys?
Okay, Jared
Talk to us
What would you tell Christian?
I would tell Christian
That he needs to let his friend
Live his best life
Oh, you listening, Greg?
Christian needs to listen
Because
I mean, I moved to Long Beach
From a small town
Like within California
But maybe four hours north
A small little place
Called Vizia
You know, farm towns everywhere
and stuff like that.
And I moved down here to go to school.
I met my girlfriend only eight months prior to that.
She said, let's go together.
I have a friend who needs a roommate.
And we came down here, and we're going on four years now.
Let's go.
I love it.
That's amazing.
I love her.
I mean, and then my friend was hating on me.
In the beginning, first when I even started dating the girl, before I was even going to move away,
because he's like, oh, I lost my friend.
You know, we're not going to go out and get drunk anymore all the time.
Wow, did he?
Yeah.
Well, did you leave him?
Yeah.
His name, did you forget him?
He's a homie.
He would come visit.
He would come visit.
But it's not the same name.
In Long Beach.
But no, it's great.
And then he ended up doing the same thing.
That's the crazy part.
That's what I'm saying.
That's my point.
He went on a cruise and met some woman and fell in love with her and started visiting her in
Arizona all the time.
And five months later, he moved over there.
He got sober.
He doesn't drink.
He's all good for her.
Wow.
He's in love.
They're going on their first year.
That it's not his turn.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Christian, Greg, needs to be sober.
He used to be safe.
Jared, was it controlling of you to make her move out here with you?
Oh, it was her idea.
See?
So she's controlling.
Was it controlling of her?
She says, you're not moving out there by yourself.
Come on now.
That's right.
We're going together.
What about her friends and her family?
A tunnel and I'm going to lose signal.
I got to go to work.
But that's all I had to say.
Christian's got to let his friend live his best life.
You know, got to let people live and stakes and just figure everything out.
As soon as I asked him about her family, he's going through a tunnel.
Yeah.
There's no tunnel in Long Beach, full.
Yeah.
There's a tunnel.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
You're not talking to your farm community, fool.
I thought he's talking to his farm homie.
Bro, he left his homie.
Yeah.
In the farm to just hang out with the cows.
Go to cat tipping.
He had one homie.
Yeah.
And he switched up on him.
But then the dude did it for himself.
Yeah.
Show him a better way.
We're all going to, like, do that eventually.
You know, if we haven't on.
You would hope.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like getting drafted.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
I'm trying to do that.
That's a lot of work.
You don't want to be drafted?
No.
We're still young.
I'm still young.
Bro.
And this is about Christian, first of all.
It's not even about me.
He's 27.
Have you guys had homies that have found a girl and they literally left y'all forever?
Yes.
Like forever not came back
But like they're gone
They're gone
See that doesn't happen
You fools
Yeah only for jail
You're still like
Yeah
No but like left for a girl
Left with a girl
And then just left
Like forgot about you guys
Yeah
Now they come back
They come back
Slowly
And then you gotta just troll them
And then troll their girl
And then they eventually get it
And then you guys are good
That's when you get the random
Instagram message
What's up dog
How you been
You're doing big things
out there.
Yeah, I am.
I ain't with her anymore, dog.
He broke up.
That happens.
But I'm saying they don't leave forever.
You're acting like he's leaving forever, Christian, Greg.
Christian.
Greg.
Okay.
Wait, is it Christian or Greg now?
Zoe.
What's up, Zoe?
Zoe.
Hey, good morning, guys.
Girl, talk to us.
What would you tell Christian in this situation?
He has a homie, like, their childhood best friends.
And he sees his homie in a new relationship.
He loves this for his friend because he's happy.
They compliment each other.
However, his girl, the homies girls from New Orleans.
So after three to four months, the homies like,
hey, I'm gonna move to New Orleans with her.
And this guy feels upset.
He's like, he's out the group chat.
He don't kick it with us at all his locals.
Like, he's not around and he's gonna go move with her.
Like, I don't like this.
What would you tell him?
I would tell him, I'm sorry, but I was in the same situation.
My ex-Biance fell in love with me.
like three, four months into the relationship,
we moved away to Austin, Texas,
and we were there for three years,
and we were extremely happy.
That was where we built our foundation.
And, you know, I'm sorry to the homie,
but it's like you see that your childhood friend is happy,
found a good girl, and is, like, chilling.
Like, Ocho Loco's not the way to live.
There's a lot of life than Ohos Loco.
There's a lot of those in Texas.
You say it, though.
She also said ex-fiance.
Yeah, ex-fiance, huh?
Okay.
Zoe, so you went there?
You're not with him anymore?
No, no, it's a whole telenovela.
It's way too long.
No, no.
We got time.
We got time.
We got all the time.
You're just proving Christian Greg's point.
Yeah, he went back to this homies group chat.
No, no, he went back to his ex-fiancee's little cousin.
Wait.
You?
Your little cousin?
No, no, no.
So he had another ex-fiancee?
Yeah.
What?
Did he use the same ring on you?
Oh, my God.
You know?
Did he lose a ring in the city of love?
No, no, no.
I picked my own ring.
I picked my own ring.
Okay.
Did you keep it?
Wait, was she in Texas, too?
No, no.
We ended up moving back to L.A.
He didn't like, because then we moved to New York,
then we moved back to L.A.
Because he didn't like New York.
It's a whole thing, but long story short,
we were together for eight years
he was still tight with his ex-fiance
family and I was cool with them
they loved me
and yeah
her little cousin apparently was in love with him
and she hit us right in a very
weak point in our relationship
and yeah
and his his
loyalty was tested and he didn't pass
the test
did you pack her out?
What?
Did you pack her out?
Did I what?
Did you fight her?
Did he?
You're just being bulls.
No, no.
You know what?
When they...
Don't say when they go low, you go high.
Please don't say that.
I mean, you're going to say...
You know, I was like a camera.
I'm afraid.
Yeah, we make tunnels.
That's how we get.
Now we're playing limbo.
Yeah.
They took itself out.
You know, it's all good.
Ah.
So the problem was going back to L.A.
No, it was New York's fault.
You know what?
Had we not gone back to L.A., yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
To be honest, I don't know.
It was, it just was not meant to be.
Yeah.
You know, I'm, it saved myself a whole world of pain.
So I'm glad we didn't get married.
I'm glad we didn't have kids.
Guess what?
She can keep my dusty ex because I make more money than him now.
Oh, wow.
Hey, I thought when they get low, you go high.
She said high salaries.
You're getting low.
I make more money than you.
You give my ex.
And her cousin's fiance, too.
That ring you got.
Sorry, sorry, we're getting low.
It's okay.
But listen, one more.
I lost 40 pounds.
I'm a sexy redhead now.
I've got way too much bigger that I can handle.
It's all good.
Oh, right?
Are you single?
I think I need to home here.
I am single.
Yeah, and I can cook.
Ooh.
What's Instagram?
Yeah.
People.
People.
What's your Instagram?
My Instagram is rocker underscore zo.
Rockerzo.
Rocker or locker or locker?
Whatever you want.
Whatever you want to do with her.
Sorry, Zoe, Zoe.
Hold on, hold on.
Zoe, say that it didn't clear.
We're being obnoxious.
Yeah, sorry, you go.
What?
What's your Instagram?
It's rock underscore E-R-Z-O-E.
There you go.
Zoe.
Yeah.
What are you looking for in a guy?
What am I looking for a guy?
Success, motivation, a love for the outdoors.
If you like exercising, if you like camping, hit me up.
I can do it all.
I can be boozy.
I could be easygoing.
Yeah.
Take me to the rancho.
I love horses.
Let's go.
Locker and rocker.
Hey.
Okay.
How about physically?
How do you like them?
Physically, I'm more into personality, but you know what?
It's really like how you treat me romance.
There's all you feel like that.
That's the reason you lost white, baby girl.
And you're successful.
You can actually choose something that you like.
You guys, my Instagram is literally blowing up.
All right.
You're welcome.
Rocker and rocker.
Yeah.
Rocker and rocker.
No, literally.
Zoe, tell us like, what physical attribute do you like?
Do you like smiles?
Are you a smell girl?
Are you like a girl for eyes?
Oh, my God.
I am the sucker for a beautiful smile.
I like my men tall.
I'm hoping that, you know, I'm tiny.
I'm only 5'1.
So I'm looking for a guy that's on the taller side.
So my kids have a chance.
But,
You've got to go to the gym.
You've got to love exercising.
You got to, that's the biggest thing for me.
I don't want to be with a couch potato or a home body.
Like, soy baga.
I like to go to concerts.
I like to travel.
She sounds fun.
I am pretty fun.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
That's enough party line.
We appreciate you for all of your information.
That's right.
Enjoy all followers.
Yeah.
Have a homing and Christian.
Don't try to hook him up.
Oh, my God.
Y'all her Instagram is literally blowing up.
Yeah.
Wait, I want to see your Instagram.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Hold on.
She's most up too.
I'm she's most up.
Look, while we're looking at our Instagram,
hit me up because we have your tickets to go to 6 Likes Hurricane Harbor.
Sixth Likes Hurricane Harbor.
818-1-205-9.
Oh, wow.
That's good.
She's cute.
She has got like 100 followers in a matter of like...
Correct.
Hey, none of you followers better have a relationship.
Yeah.
For real.
Yeah.
Or have a little niece's cousin.
Nothing like that.
She's...
You don't have no cousins.
She has red hair.
She's successful.
Like very aesthetic pictures.
She's been.
She's artsy.
She's been to Austin.
She's been to New York.
New York.
She makes a lot of money.
Yeah, she's rich.
She reminds me of someone.
She makes more than Olympians.
Oh, for sure.
Greg, who does she remind me?
I don't know.
The way that would have.
Oh, my God.
I think Christian was a holless.
This photo with her holding a coffee, literally.
It did me.
Who does it remind you of Greg?
Christian's homie, I don't know.
Christian, yeah, homie haplah.
This looks like Greg's ex.
Oh!
No!
I see it!
You see it!
Oh my God!
Sambra Sala with Angie!
Okay, so over the weekend I celebrated my birthday.
Yay!
Meaning I stayed home the whole time.
Nice.
That's okay.
Yeah, no, that's what I wanted.
I'm old. I don't want to go out and drinking and...
and eat or anything like that.
None of that.
Or get a surprise party.
Yeah, none of that.
But I was very happy.
But you know who else celebrated her birthday?
Ken.
My Leo sister, Gypsy Rose.
Angie, please.
I thought you would say J-Lo, but.
She is my, actually, J-Lo is.
Your little sister?
Leo sister.
Leo-Sister.
No, it's because Gypsy Rose and either,
they're like literally a day apart,
staying here and everything.
Angelica, that's not something.
I wouldn't keep repeating that.
Like Angie, you know who shares a birthday with me.
I hate saying that.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I'll just be like, have the same birthday as corrupt.
What's it?
Normally.
Normally, I'll say like.
Mac Miller.
Nice.
I have the same birthday of Derek Jeter.
Oh.
That's cool.
What about you, Greg?
The lead seedlinger of System of a Down.
Tie.
My favorite band, too.
Surge.
Surge.
Oh, you and search.
Okay, me and J-Lo.
No.
That's better.
Yeah.
She's the 24th.
I'm the 26.
It's not the same.
We got to help this girl.
Okay, your sister.
My sister.
Yeah.
There you go.
My sister's not Kool-Aid, but my sister and Kool-A.
Kama.
She's not your BFF, fool.
But anyway, so Gypsy Rose, she was celebrating her birthday.
Yes.
Yeah.
But I would say it was, she really didn't have a good time.
Because that same day of her birthday that weekend, pictures went viral of like the crime scene where her mom was, you know?
Yeah.
And the pictures that went viral, it's like the, it's just showing like pictures of like DD's or her mom's like bed all bloody with the sheets.
Like literally crime scenes.
Like her same, the medicine cabinets, everything that gypsy is taking, the wheelchair in the restroom.
And just like the living situations that were like actually in their house.
Yes.
So Gypsy Rose for those who don't know.
grew up as a victim of Munchauser's syndrome by proxy,
where her mother was making her appear to be sick
or even believe that she's sick when she was perfectly fine.
I'm talking tooth pulled out, horse neutralizers
so that she wouldn't walk and think that she couldn't walk, right?
And different types of pills, different types of cancer treatment.
She didn't have that, shaved her head.
She looked really frail.
all of that.
Gypsy comes to meet someone online
and through that boyfriend
just kind of feels like I need to get out of here.
She's also starting to realize like,
wow, I'm actually mobile.
Like she's starting to get hip
of what her mom has been doing to her
and then they had,
they hatched a plan to murder her mother,
which is not the right way to get out of that situation.
And the boyfriend ended up murdering the mother.
They both went to jail
and then Gypsy Rose has been released this past year, right?
Yeah, like back in December.
She's done.
She did her time.
Oh, yeah, she went viral.
She's like a whole celebrity now.
No, she's just, like, been busy as hell.
Oh, yeah, she's pregnant.
And now she's with her new man.
Yeah, she got out, got married or got a man and then broke up with him and then went back with her ex-fiance.
And then while she was in Josh, she had hell of people proposing to her because it's similar to like you see, you meet.
I guess people see the story, right?
Mm-hmm.
And reach out because they do see kind of what she went through, right?
Yeah.
They probably do feel attracted to her and they make those types of, uh, um, you know.
jail calls and mail and all of that.
And pounds, yeah.
Somehow it's like an attraction to some people that, oh, you committed this, this happened
to you, you did that?
And people are just attracted to that type of style.
But she didn't do anything.
No, for the record.
She didn't.
She wasn't.
The boyfriend.
If anything, she planned it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So these pictures, they actually, it was like a Google Drive link, right?
And it turns out that this link was actually from a podcaster, this girl named April,
and she actually hosts a true crime podcast called The Good Wives, right?
And she went out on TikTok and she was just like, yeah, they're my picture.
So what? Listen.
The link that's going around to a drive is my files.
It came from my Patreon, but I don't really care because here's the thing.
Those crime scene photos, they have been public for the last nine years.
But I put them in our Patreon for our Patreon members to be able to find that all in one's place.
So have fun looking through them.
And you're welcome.
Yeah, I believe there's directories and stuff like that once a crime happens and stuff like that.
Like that's why sometimes we see body cam footage from officers.
They have to release that at a certain amount of days or things like that.
So they are in existence.
You have to dig to find it.
Yeah.
They've been around.
Yeah, they've been around.
But it's just like they went viral on Gypsy Rose's birthday, which like that went her whole birthday.
Yeah.
I mean, it's something that she's like forever not going to be able to live past.
So she has to learn to just accept, like, what happened that this is forever going to be her story, is going to follow her.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm sure those, I'm sure, like, those images are in her brain, like, all the time.
It's not like, like, that type of abuse she went through for so many years.
Like, there's always going to be things that are going to trigger it.
Yeah, like, BDZE for that.
Bro, like, the stuff she went through was wild.
If anything, it's a shock more to the audience.
I think, again, she's going through that and all of that.
That's why, to me, when, when she came out.
out and she became this instant celebrity.
I don't know that that was the most responsible way for us as society to have done it.
Because we're cheering for her.
We want to see any first, like, photo that she posed and stuff like that.
Granted, I get where everybody's rallying behind her because she was a victim and then these
things happen.
But you don't know what mental state they're in or if they need more healing.
She probably needs lifelong healing and she's getting more and more, I guess.
Anybody you don't know what they're going to do with fame.
Yeah.
Yeah. Any regular person that all of a sudden your moves are counted, people are cheering you or hating on you or sending you comments, that's going to affect your mental state.
Yeah.
And whatever it is, it just hyper, it hypers it up.
Yeah.
Her thing was already crazy.
Yeah.
Her thing was already, like, just on the situation alone, add social media on top of it.
Add all the stuff that's on top of it and that's going around.
And money.
Yeah.
And there's always going to be a controversy because I feel like people are split on like, oh, like, you know, she had to.
do it to get out of the situation.
Other people are like,
oh, she's a monster too.
There was a different way to get out.
There's always going to be like a discussion about it.
So I think that even makes her even bigger
because nobody can actually agree on whether what she did was right or wrong.
And just I think the only, I guess,
thing for the people that are like she did the crime all of that.
She did go to jail.
Yeah, she did her time.
She was in there for like eight years already.
Like she had that part of it.
But it's what's after.
Why is she, I guess, it can be seen like she's capitalizing off what happened, right?
Yeah, her life.
Yeah, but also it's what we're doing.
We're doing it.
I'm just talking about her right now.
Yeah, I was saying that it went her birthday.
So you fought in.
Yeah.
It's not my fault.
She's not my little sister.
That's J-Lo.
I think if anything that should show us to leave these people, whatever, they're good, bad, or however.
If you leave them, literally let's leave them alone.
Yeah.
Because real stuff happens.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
You don't want to see the photos.
Same way we don't want to see the Kobe photos of him passing away.
That is traumatic in itself.
Not only will traumatize the victims and the families and all that, it'll traumatize us watching.
We're not supposed to be seeing these images.
Yeah, we're too sensitive to those things.
Yeah, literally in our like the videos that we watch, and this just goes into further and I'm getting super mom with it.
But the way in which our brains have ingested these types of graphic imagery, we shouldn't be seeing that.
And I get like the video games, the movies are like, no, we're seeing real life stuff.
Yeah.
The other day I saw like the Fulio who passed away.
Like the surveillance of that.
That was crazy.
See that.
No, yeah, you got to treat your brain like your stomach and you wouldn't put rotten food in your stomach.
Wow, I like that.
And your brain can't really tell the difference what's true or what's not.
It's just ingesting these pictures.
It's ingesting what you're watching these types of, like very, very graphic content.
Yeah.
Let's be careful with that stuff.
And let let her go.
If she's a mess, let her be a mess.
Especially us being adults and just seeing how easy it is to,
for it to randomly pop up on your feet.
Yeah, that's what it was.
They were like all over Twitter.
Younger than us at our age, we were outside playing
and they're out here watching these videos.
Yeah, that they shouldn't be watching or these images.
Yeah. Well.
All right, that's it for Sondra Salab.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
Power 106.
All right, keep it here because we are going into scrolling with Greg.
Then we're going to do the Brown Bag.
Olympics.
Yes.
Coming up.
Power 106.
Come on.
Scrolling with the homie.
The homie.
Gregorio Christian.
I am not Christian.
Okay.
I am.
Greg.
You're Christian from the homily.
I'm not Christian from the homie hellline.
Yes, you are.
Christian needed her help.
That's all I got to say.
Her help?
He's very hurt.
He's very hurt.
Greg.
What's going on?
I go ahead.
I'm going to go ahead.
I'm almost locals by myself.
Anyways.
The queen spinner of Showshock is taking over the internet.
What is that?
What are you talking about?
Showshock.
It's a roller coaster.
Let me start off with this.
Tara,
aka Queen's Shal Spinner on TikTok.
She's super viral because she's been writing the Showshawk,
and it's located at the Mall of America.
Okay.
A person from Los Angeles here, what is that?
The Mall of America?
What is Shell Shog?
Yeah, what is that?
Biggest Mall in America.
Yeah.
Just with him saying that?
With the whole American.
Mall of America?
Yeah.
Let me tell you about the Mall of America.
The Mall of America.
Mall of America is in Minnesota.
Yes, it is.
Minnesota, biggest mall in America.
America.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Woo.
And the Showshok is a roller coaster that's based off the Ninja Turtles.
So they have a whole...
Wait, I like how he said it, though.
Like, if we, like, if he was...
No.
No, we don't.
No, the way you're talking about Shell, Shaw.
Like, that's Goliath, like, that's Goli.
Like, we know that, fool.
Yeah, they have a whole...
The Mall of America has a whole theme park inside the mall.
Yeah.
In the center of the mall, there's roller coasters, there's everything.
It's legit a theme park.
It's humongous.
And so she's super viral because she's been riding this roller coaster for the past 12 years since it's opened.
And she can't be stopped because the way that she rides it, everybody loves it.
She has a record because it spins.
The way she rides and what?
The roller coaster.
And she spins?
It spins the roller coaster.
It's pretty impressive.
Back in a lot.
Whoa.
Listen to this.
Listen to her explaining the love for shell shock.
Hi, I am Tara. I am the queen shell spinner of the Ninja Turtle right here at the mall.
She sounds shell-shocked.
She sounds like she's still spinning.
Everybody loves her.
She needs turtle power.
She sounds busy there.
12 years, ever since the first opening, soft opening day.
I could get it up to 65 spin per cycle.
I had done like 100 a couple of times.
What's your technique?
Side to side with your body and have one wing up and one wing down.
Literally 65.
spins on the swind because she's spinning 65 times she's perpetually spinning
yeah yeah that's how she sounds uh shell shock like if you could tell me what type of ride it's like
can you describe it so have you ever seen those rides where like it's the the the ones like
the first the first the first wheels that spin like the disco that they start flat and then they
go up and they spin yeah so like the ones that rock around but they spin full i think they have it
Golf and stuff, it's called a disco.
You know what I want to talk about, right?
No, I don't.
It does like a full spin.
Okay.
It's crazy.
Okay, does it start flat and then go up?
Or does it, is it just like a...
So this one goes and it rotates and you go up, right?
Yes, that's a spin.
It's like an iconic roller because this one's like really weird.
But so you're sitting in a shell and there's two wings inside of you.
And you can move the wings so you could literally flip yourself.
Okay.
It's like the rocker plane?
Uh-huh.
It's like it spins while you're spinning.
Okay.
So the thing that she's in spins while the-
You have the choice to spin it or not.
You can move the wings.
Yeah.
Or you can stay still.
But she says she spins it.
Crazy.
And she does it every day.
Every single day for 12 years.
She goes to the mall.
How old is she?
I don't know her age.
They don't release her age.
But it's funny because people will go and try to compete with her and they can't do it.
Yeah.
It's pretty hard because she has a whole technique.
Yeah.
She's been practicing.
She's putting in the 10,000 hours for this.
Yeah.
She's a real spinner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fugget Spinners.
Well, thanks for that, Greg.
Thanks for showing us your American of the day.
Can't wait to see which American is tomorrow.
The Shell Shock Rock and Roller Coaster.
You know about it, right?
What's your name again?
Camal of America.
I've heard it anymore.
Shell Shocker Rock.
Tara, Queen Shell Spinner.
Let's go.
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Okay, finally, it is time.
Yeah.
We have a Olympics.
Okay, check this out.
We were, we've been watching the Olympics, like you've been watching, and we're like, oh, we can do some of that?
Like, what's Olympic sport that you know?
Like, I could do that.
All of them.
All of them?
Chill.
Chill out.
I was watching the gymnastics yesterday.
I was like, wow, super tight.
I feel like I'm their height.
I feel like I can wear a one piece and be fine.
What about you, Angie?
Swimming.
Swimming.
I'm like, ooh, if I knew how to swim, I'd be better than the guy that flopped.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's true.
If I knew how, I would be good at you.
I would be really good.
But you don't know how.
But I don't know.
Okay.
God.
Vic.
Long jump.
When I was in fourth grade, we played in the Carnival of Champions and I qualified
for our little version of the Olympics in the long jump.
Love it.
I love it.
I qualified for like a basketball tournament and I shouldn't have been there.
The way that I qualified is they brought us all out into like the, by the basketball courts.
And they're like, okay, whichever one of you makes two shots.
Boom, you're going to it.
And I underhanded it.
I underhanded it.
Yeah, and they went in, right?
So then I go to this tournament and I didn't.
My dad literally was like, what is my daughter doing here?
Like there's tall kids, like my age tall kids, the thing and then the basketball court is higher.
Yeah.
My little underhanded and running plays, man up, man up.
Two three zone.
No one shot like how I shot.
They're like, what's going on?
They're like, check up.
She's like, huh?
Check up.
My shoe laces?
Yeah, so I definitely shouldn't have been there.
Computer Pinky Blue.
Definitely not the USA team.
Definitely wouldn't have done that.
But we are looking at it very jealous, and we're like, you know what?
For as good as they look, we got to try something.
And so we've came up with.
They've never been the most athletic.
This is Brown Bag Olympics.
All right.
Welcome to the Brownback Olympics.
Wow.
And we are each representing a country of our choice from our 23 and me.
Because we could not represent America, right?
Nope.
But this is our opening ceremony, okay?
Our opening ceremony is going to show you the different countries.
I'm going to allow you actually, I'll play a song so you guys can get into your full, like, representing of your country.
And when we come back, you are going to listen to what we have in store.
This is beautiful, okay?
This is going to be way more, less controversial than the actual opening.
ceremony, okay?
We promise you'll love this one, okay?
Shout out to Diosito, okay?
That's after this.
Keep it here.
It's Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
They've never been the most athletic.
This is Brown Bag Olympics.
I would like to welcome you to the first annual
Brown Bag Olympics, okay?
Yeah.
This is the opening ceremony.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, my hips, my hips.
Hey, my hips.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, where we have represented.
representation from four countries to see which one is going to get gold, silver, bronze, and
nada, okay?
Coming up first, the country that's always first, even when they're last.
Which one?
Greg C. representing the U.S. of A.
Born and proud American here.
Woo!
USA!
USA!
Let's go!
Greg, what are your athletic attributes?
My athletic attributes are U.S. and A.
And who do you want to thank for getting you here?
I want to thank all of my country for getting me here.
Everybody that took a lot to be here today.
And I appreciate you.
And I'm proud to represent the red, white, and blue.
Let's go.
Opening ceremony, Greasy, okay?
And you're going to be writing their openings, okay?
And they're closing now.
Okay, next up, we have representing the Conquistador originator.
the country of Spain
Rose Cranzvig
Okay
He may be doing a Spaniard dance
Or he may be have appropriated it from another country
I'll never know
We'll take pastias in Ibiza
Rose Cranzvick
Our Spaniard of the show
Representation
What athletic abilities do you give the game?
Bailando.
All right, that was representing Spain.
And now we're gonna get to our countries
that Spain has conquisador.
All of you, all of you, all, all, all.
Maybe not USA.
No, yeah, because Mexico used to be USA.
All right, all right.
Okay, representing the small, the mighty country
of El Salvador.
No hold out, whoa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Take me a little of curstillo.
Maximo.
Oh, my God.
That's a clip out.
What athletic abilities do you bring representing the country of El Salvador?
I'm a pupo.
I'm not a cocoa.
No.
And all the bitchita that's here,
kiddivist.
Yeah.
I don't know what he said.
I'm super proud of you.
They don't have a gatorade on the sidelines.
They have colo champan.
Okay.
All right.
Now the biggest Latino country of them all, okay?
Who is it?
Who is representing the country of Mexico?
Angelica.
Yeah.
I can ask whatever I want.
And I can do whatever I want.
Alaska.
Love it.
What athletic attributes do you represent from your country?
Me goes the tequila.
Me
Gusa.
Picoso.
Picozo.
Never me rajo.
Let's go.
You know what's crazy?
Agi, when you're being regular,
you sound more Mexican than right now
when you're trying to be Mexican.
That's wild, right?
Okay.
That was our opening ceremony.
Shout out to everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Best of luck to you guys.
Okay.
We want you to call this up right now
and tell us.
us which one of our
countries represented has taken gold,
okay? The first caller to just
choose, just, by votes.
Who wins the opening ceremony, okay?
Vote for me.
So, can't.
What would you say, Spain?
Ballamos to the fin.
El Salvador?
No, I don't even know
we can say that right.
I'm not going to say that.
What are you saying?
USA, USA.
I'm proud to be an American.
You vote for me.
Woo!
Get the gold, get the gold.
818.
52059.
That's 818 52059.
All right.
You know, they have shooting in the Olympics, okay?
So, instead of shooting, we're going to shoot our shot, all right?
This is your first Olympic game, okay?
I want you to shoot your shot in the manner of your country, okay?
Give me your best pickup line as an American, as a Salvadorian, as a Mexican, and as a Spaniard, okay?
Does any country want to go first?
Right now?
Right now, right now.
Probably not USA.
They're going to wait.
They're a little premature.
Baja?
Baya?
Okay, El Salvador?
All right, El Salvador.
If you were to...
Give me your best pick-up.
I need the El Salvador Riz.
Okay, we got a lot of it, okay?
All right.
Okay.
Shoot your shot.
I'm not looking at you by the line.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me either, fool.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Don't do it.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Oh.
Oh, no.
I have to.
Oh, damn it.
All right.
O'evicha, Oyevicha,
then Kurtigel is that by her pupo.
He said he's going to put the Kirtuido on her papuza.
Is that what you said?
Yes.
I'm not mad.
Okay, let's get up to El Salvador.
It's a little aggressive.
Judges, Ramona, you're the judge.
What do you give, what do you give Samadore shooting his shot?
An eight.
An eight.
Yeah.
All right, all right.
Okay.
I'll go next.
Okay, America.
What's up, girl?
How free are you tonight from one to America?
Because you know why?
You can't spell America without you and I.
What?
That's it.
You like healthcare?
There's no you in America.
You like healthcare because you don't get that.
Okay.
What do you give it?
A four, a four.
I don't know, but I blame the education.
I'm not.
Okay.
Shoot your shot.
Okay.
Hello, Papa.
You know that I like much of Chile?
Wow.
Excuse me?
Oh my God.
Wow, I did not expect that.
I did not expect that.
Tramona.
Tramona.
A six.
Wow, she likes her sound like.
All right, Vig.
Spaniard.
Spaniard.
Span it up.
Okay, oe, nina,
you, have you go to Monaco with a maniaco.
Let's
Team American
New Translation
Yeah
We need subtitles
For these games
How dare not be in English?
Pardon, pardon
He asked if you want to go to Monaco
Where's Monaco? Is that in Spain?
Yeah
Okay, I don't know
With a maniac
Um, Judge
Seven
Seven
Let's go!
Wordplay!
I got a big wow!
That's all me
Hipote there!
Wow!
I got the silver.
You got, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, because we've got to go to the phone lines.
Let's see.
Power 106, who's this and what city are you from?
Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
What's your name?
Joanna from Downey.
Joanna from Downey.
Joanna, you heard the opening ceremony, did you not?
Yes, I did.
Okay, which country represented the best?
Of course, Mexico.
Mexico.
That gives her one point.
Hold on.
That gives her one point.
That gives her one point.
So, ooh,
Angie had a six,
so now she has a seven.
Mm, okay.
Big has a seven.
So automatic,
let's give the goal
to our guy El Salvador.
Wow.
He has the most risk.
Mexico and Spain
are tied for silver.
Okay.
And bronze goes to America.
Come on, you got to do better,
bro, representing our country.
You need a spell correct.
It was America, not America.
So what we're going to do right now, coming up, we're going to do a tightbreaker between Spain and Mexico.
Are you ready?
I'm ready to conquer.
Again.
The Olympics are going down in Paris, France.
We've never even been to Paris, California.
But we do know someone that's French.
Can we do a shout out in French?
Dedicasse to Power 106, the best, the major radio of all Los Angeles.
It's not?
That was super cool.
Little piece of friends right there.
We have the Brown Bag Olympics going down right now.
Okay.
El Salvador before the break won the Shoot Your Shot Challenge.
They have shooting at the Olympics.
We have Shoot Your Shot.
And he rised it up, Salvadorian style.
Shout out to Maximo for representing the country of Mexico.
I mean, El Salvador.
Laya.
No, I'm confused.
We're wrong with Mexico.
We do have our bronze medal.
This bronze medalist, the U.S. of A, Gregory.
Because in his Riz, he just told the girl that she's not going to get health care.
And I don't know if that'll get her to go home with you, Greg.
Yeah, he was trying to read her the Miranda rights or something.
The Constitution.
God is spelling.
He was like yelling and I spelled.
I spelled Merca because that's spelled with you and I.
But he didn't say that.
But he was like also screaming.
Yeah.
He was just coming up.
Too strong, brother.
Come on the two strong.
So you're just going to take the bronze.
Guess what, though?
We're going to do this every day this week.
Okay, so you can rack up your medals, okay?
Maximo's in the lead.
He has one gold for his country of El Salvador.
Angie representing Mexico.
Lindo.
You had a really nice pickup line.
I did.
Ramona thought it was six.
Yeah, because she doesn't like Chile.
Yeah.
Victor, you Spaniarded it up.
That's right.
Ramona gave it a seven.
But we did have a listener on the line, Angie,
that gave it.
extra point.
I love.
So now you guys are in the battle for silver, okay?
I'm going to beat you.
Say it in Mexican.
Wait, wait.
I don't want to you to say.
You say something to her in Spaniard.
But that's what.
Okay.
Okay.
Angie, no.
I know.
I know that.
She's getting too.
No, many too much.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's go to the top.
Let's go to the top.
to our tiebreaker, my bronze medalist
is going to help me out, okay? You decided
that since you're America
and you don't even know what is coming out of their mouth
right? They're in this country, they got
to speak English, right?
So you said that the tiebreaker
should be a translation contest, right?
What are we doing, bro?
I'll give you some words.
And you have to translate them from English
to Spanish. And who's going to rate them? He doesn't know
Spanish? I have the answers in front of me
right here.
Ramona and the answers.
But it's going to be the first person.
So, Vic, if you got it, you got it.
Go Vic.
Oh, yeah.
Your name is your buzzer.
No, actually, say your country.
Don't say your name.
Got it.
So what's your country?
Mexico.
What's your country?
Spain.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
First word.
First word.
Privacy.
Mexico.
Privacidad.
Yay.
First two.
D'clock.
Do you have more in there?
Do you have more in there?
I still have words.
Okay, okay.
Angie has one point.
Come on.
Ready, ready?
Ready?
To stare.
Spain.
Okay.
Three.
Iscalones.
Is that right or wrong?
Stairs.
Like staring.
To stare.
Oh, whoa.
You said it wrong.
And that's escalera, isn't it?
And that isn't that?
Not even stairs, isn't that?
A ladder?
Whatever.
Okay.
In my country.
Next?
Next.
Next word?
All right, ready?
Homestick.
Homestick.
No see.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Putsica deporting.
Proxima, what's the word?
Let America pronounce it.
The translation would be extranaar.
Extraniar.
That's not just homesick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It would be you trying to make this love in America.
All right.
It was best of three.
And the only one that.
got a point in that is Mexico.
Shout out to Mexico.
Mexico got silver medal.
And Spain,
I created all of this.
I have a question.
Wouldn't he be bronze?
Yeah, he would be bronze.
So I kicked you out of bronze, Greg.
You have zero metal.
You're nada.
You're nada.
You're nada now.
You're nothing.
So far on the tally, so far on the tally,
we have El Sabaabra.
with one gold medal.
We have Mexico with a silver medal.
We have Spain with a bronze medal.
And we have America with zero medals.
Tomorrow, bring your A game to Brownback Olympics, okay?
I'll bring it like the U.S. of A.
Okay.
And we also have Carlos from Downey on the line.
Carlos.
Carlos.
What's up, Carlos?
Hey, how's it going?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Carlos, you were going for Angie,
aka Mexico, in the Brownback Olympics?
Six?
Yeah, I'll day, Mexico.
Let's go, Mexico.
So congratulations to you.
You're going to go to Six Flags Hurricane Harbor.
We got a four pack of tickets for you.
Oh, damn.
We appreciate that.
You're welcome.
For you, no.
No, no.
No.
No one.
You won't.
You won't gold.
You won gold, but they chose the, they chose the winner.
The tie maker.
No.
He did no.
No.
What do you want, El Salvador?
You have everything.
You have Bitcoin.
You have a massive prison.
You have a great president.
You have a president with nice hair.
Can someone translate what he's saying, please?
You don't want to hear what he's saying.
It's all about you.
All right, keep it here.
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