Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 270 Spit On It Brown Bag Mornings (8/6/24)
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It's Power 106.
Brown Bag mornings,
Wednesday,
August 6.
Tuesday, Tuesday.
Presentando
DJ Raya.
Sporte.
Rich.
This is third place at best.
This is lewd.
It is loved.
This is rich.
Simote.
Rich.
And he put a beat behind it.
Swote.
Let's go.
Sipote.
Swipote.
That's how I know this is Rick.
This is all creativity.
I asked mine to get loops too.
Is there loop?
Yeah, we play that record all the time.
Yeah, it's loose through Power 106.
Even at least it changes up.
I need to put a beat behind it
You guys need a little creativity in you
Rig we should form an alliance
You can't form an alliance in the Olympic Games
Brother
I'm doing a brown bag investigation
Honestly yeah
I'm gonna investigate team El Salvador
Yeah
Sounds like Europeans and Americans
Trying to go over Central America
Yeah
It wouldn't be the first time
Wow
Why you seem so proud
Huh?
I'm just stayed in history man
Bro we have more brown bag
Olympics today
on the way today.
And, you know, it's getting a little bit
like there's tension in the air.
Because you did say you want Brownback
mornings to investigate El Salvador.
America, you're right next to El Salvador,
don't know.
It's like fishy.
What?
Smells like papoosa's around here.
It's not fishy.
It's not fishy.
Yeah, it smells like hot dogs over here.
There's hot dog water.
America needs to shower.
Okay, so I was actually looking
up how many Olympic medals like this year that El Salvador has gotten.
In real life?
Yeah.
In real life.
This is real.
Okay, so I was looking at it.
And El Salvador has zero.
That's what I mean?
That's what they sent me.
Maximus El Salvador's only hope.
Should have sent me over there.
It's like a rapper right now.
Yeah.
He does.
What?
Can't hear you.
That's Maxi gunplay over there.
Mexico has three.
has three.
Wow.
At the Paris Olympics, Mexico has three.
How many the Spain have?
Spain has nine.
No.
The USA has 79.
Yeah.
So wow.
That's crazy.
I'm telling you the sports and lines, brother.
You had a team with Spain?
If you haven't noticed, Mexico is on my team.
She's wearing a sophomore blue.
I'm wearing Dodger blue.
We have more brown bag Olympics on the way at 830.
This is getting really heated.
It is.
Because right now, the Mexico and El Salvador, y'all are doing great in the Paris Olympics.
We're not.
It's a lot of the shot you got.
Sorry.
It's Haktua Tuesday.
We have Haktua Tuesday.
We have Hattua, the Hacch, the Hacuah girl.
She's coming through at 8 o'clock, 8.20.
We're going to talk to her.
And then right after, we're going to have a Haktua-type brown bag Olympic.
I just want you guys to be ready for that.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be great.
Is she involved?
Hey
Bro, you have a girl
Stop talking
He's over here
Trying to play tonsile hockey
You got a two-up point
Right here
Go to the under leg
In USA
Can we invest in USA for being creepy
Guys
Look Chris Brown
He has his 11-11
Tour tomorrow night
At cruise dot comarina
These tickets are sold out
And I wonder why
We have those tickets
People have been hitting me up about those
Really?
I don't have access
Yeah
Come on let's go to Chris Brown
I don't what
Yeah.
Call in.
I'll dance for you.
Yeah.
And we also have Maximo's, Maxi, Nose.
On the way.
And it's things that he irk me.
And sure irk everybody.
He really grinds my gears.
Yeah, you know to really get.
Yeah, pretty moly ears.
Maxi Mose, Maxi nose.
Coming up.
Sentando, DJ, Raya.
Poh.
Spote.
Eh, shipote.
Yep.
See, boy.
request is
when you call in
and I will play it for you
anytime you call it
even if you call it
during Just Incredible Leakers
I'll play the song for you
Simote
You know what I believe
You know what you
I see
Sipote and me
because it does sound like a bad word
Yeah it does
My grandma used to call us too
Like I think she would say like a bad word
I would be like
It's like si potas
Like doesn't that sound crazy
Yeah
Sipotas means
And Sipote means like little girl
little boys
Like these kids, these chamaquos.
Yeah.
No, legit.
That's what it means.
I sipote.
That means like, oh.
Can we investigate this hot dog water smell?
All right.
I forgot where my brain was going.
See what you guys did?
To request it.
Request it.
Oh, boom.
So I was like, what does Maximo remind me of?
You remind me of a minion.
A minion's name?
A minion.
No, like a minion.
Like a minion, like a, probably like a sick minion.
Because you know
like Albert Einstein
Minion?
Like a minion
with like a sore throat
Look, check this up.
Presentando
DJ Rayyan
That's the last part
That's them
Banana
It sounds like it
You know?
Maybe that is me
Can I get this high pitch
If I could get this high pitch
If I could get this high pitch
And I swear to God
He's going to be a minion
Present
Presenton
DJ Ryan
By the way you said Ryan
Brian.
Brian.
See?
Doesn't he sound like a minion?
Did he?
A little bit.
He looks like a gubern, but he sounds like a mien.
He sounds like a gumba.
He looks like a winner.
You hear this?
You hear this gold?
Loser.
Okay.
He's going to start crying.
It's time for Maximo's Maxi knows.
Yes.
Griding your gears today.
Something that grinds in my gears and I feel like it should grind everybody's gears.
It's when you pull it to the drive-thru.
Okay.
I'm there.
And they've been there.
many times?
Who's they?
The person in the car with me?
Just in general.
The person in the car with you.
All right.
And they don't know what to order.
Even though they've been there millions of times.
Specifically, in and now.
It's like, bro.
What happened?
There's four options.
This is crazy.
There's more than four options.
Whatever, bro.
Yeah, there's a secret menu.
What about the drink?
Do I want a shake or do I want a drink?
You usually wait like 30 minutes in line anyway.
Yeah.
Who did this to you?
Everybody does it.
Let me get a.
Yes, bro.
Oh my God.
It drives me nuts.
That's just natural.
What if they do that at canes?
Because there's only one option at canes.
Yeah, that one I get it.
No, it's like how you want your chicken.
Yeah, yeah.
But still.
Do you want the caniac or do you want the like the kids?
The box combo?
Yeah.
But yeah, it's usually like, especially specifically those box combos.
Yeah.
They're upper the meat.
But yes, it's usually those places that have like,
minimal options.
Like when it has a lot, I get it, but in general, like, if you've been there at least 20 times,
you should know what you want.
And it's never you, Maximil, you're never the one that...
I'm always like, can we hurry up, please?
So, okay, so before you stop into a drive-thru, you know exactly what you want.
Once I'm in line, I know what I'm going to get.
But what happens when they have a new item on the menu, you don't concentrate there?
Yeah, you want to try it?
Yeah, you don't.
Okay, that's different.
Okay, but if you go to In-N-Out or Raising Keynes.
Well, when I go to In-N-Out, I know exactly what I want.
Exactly.
I just go up and know exactly what I want from in and out right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, same.
Have you ever gone and then somebody's like,
you guys don't have different orders at these different,
like I have different orders at In and Now if I want the protein style?
Yeah.
No.
Unless it's like a new item, like Vic was saying.
Like if I saw some nach fries that I've never had before in the Doritos flavor,
and I'm like, I'm getting those.
Sometimes I don't know if I want animal style fries or if I want regular fries.
Yeah.
How long does it take you to decide?
Yeah.
Seeing the waiter, the guy with the little iPad at that, like,
Like, I'm like,
hmm,
feels like an animal style type of day.
You don't think about the cars
behind you waiting?
Well, regardless,
even when they take their order
anyway,
yeah,
they're going to wait.
Nah,
you got to be ready.
I'm someone that likes
to explore the menu, though.
Oh,
no, you are there.
I could.
I could if I wanted to do the same thing
with Wendy's all the time.
I'm like,
do I want a spicy chicken nuggets
or do I want the actual burger?
Oh, my God.
And I'm like,
oh, they have salads.
Just order both.
Just order both.
And go.
And then it's going to be full.
Order both and go.
Sometimes I just order extra things
just because I'm like,
all right,
I want to get the hell out of here.
What's your order at in and out?
Number two,
no onion animal style fries with a coat.
Oh.
Easy eyes or okay with the ice like that?
Whatever they give me.
You say the Flying Dutchman?
Yeah, say Flying Dutchman.
What's the Flying Dutchman?
Just a patty with salt.
Because I'm on the diet.
That's what I get.
Just the patio with the salt.
You're a liar.
That's the Flying Dutchman.
Isn't there like a cheese on there?
You can get cheese on it if you want,
but I get no cheese.
So you just get a paddy?
Good a patty.
Yeah.
Why don't we just go to
and buy.
That's what people order dogs,
bro.
I want to go to eat.
That's how I diet.
And a puppuccino on the side.
She's with me.
That's great.
That's what's good.
I get a number two.
No,
number three.
What's the number three?
Just a hamburger.
Okay.
But chopped chilies,
grilled onions with animal-style fries.
That sounds good.
and a lemonade.
That sounds good.
That sounds really good.
It's just a cheeseburger with grilled onions and a Coke.
That's it.
Oh.
Super simple.
Well, yeah, the combo.
Whatever number that is.
Jesus, you take forever.
And then they say, do you want to make it a combo?
I'm like, yeah, go ahead.
I don't know.
What size do I want?
Medium or large?
Maximus, just wait until we go to a drive-thru.
I'm going to make your life a living hell.
I'm going to order for you.
And I'm looking at.
K-G number 10, let's go.
And you know what, actually, when we do.
What kind of found drinks do you have?
Oh, my.
If you pull that question, I'm going to just go forward.
Can I get monkey style?
Yeah.
That's not a thing, right?
Yeah, I heard it wasn't.
A son on the internet.
All right.
But don't, do you want to do the stop-a- little thing that you say to people?
Your little audio?
Yeah, your 20-second audio.
I was like, hey, if you do this.
Stop it.
Then stop it?
Okay, that's it.
20 seconds.
Stop it.
That's it.
Maxi knows.
It's tough.
Keep it here.
We have Chris Brown tickets on deck plus six like Hurricane Harper tickets.
Keep it here.
It's Power 106.
Power 106.
We have shout outs.
Yes, we do.
We shout out, bro.
Oh, you know who I want to shout out?
Who?
We're talking about the Dodgers off air.
Jaime Harreen.
Oh, yeah.
Dodgers is legendary announcer.
So the boys had their last teabwebaw game this past Sunday.
And that's like in, that's like in, where was it, Monrovia?
It was in Monrovia area.
then we like drive super down to like San Marino area and we go eat so we're in San
Marino and Jaime Harin and Jorge Harin his son I saw the photo
both of them go sit down and I was like wow this is pretty like serendipitous big word
like a very happy moment right and happy moment because the boys is their last day on the
Dodgers dream team and then Jaime Harine is right there and Jaime Harini is like if you've
listened to a game in Spanish more than likely you've listened to Jaime or your
parents have listened to him and hi yeah uh legendary spanish voice for dodgers right and so i take a photo
with him and the boys and he's even wearing the ring like he's wearing like a championship
it's so amazing he's awesome he's like with dorian really nice guy yeah and i was telling it's funny
because i didn't notice his son until i was like i was telling him heyme oh that's louis and that's
jorge and his son is like me to cayo to cayo means like twin name yeah yeah i got the same
I was like, oh my God, this is so cool, right?
It was like a super special moment.
So I take that as a sign from God that the boys are going to be Dodger players.
Yeah.
There you go.
They were just in the dugout too.
Yeah.
Yes, at Dodger Stadium.
It's just random little things.
It's like, wow, you're meant to be.
He's going to be a Hooper.
He's going to be like, there's a player that did multiple sports.
Not Michael Jordan.
Dion.
Like that.
Was Dionne?
Not baseball and basketball.
No.
Bo, Bo something.
Yeah, he did football and baseball.
Yeah, two sports.
Yeah.
Yeah, simple.
I hope one of them was a Padre.
That'd be cool.
I hope one of them was a father too in one day.
But anyway, I posted Jaime Harin, and this is why I'm shouting about.
Shout out you, you're amazing, you're awesome.
And Angie was like, hey, is that the guy from those defensadores?
Oh, no.
I called her.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
It's like a lawyer.
Jesus.
Yeah, she grew up in Spanish.
And then she's like, yeah.
And then she's like, yes it is, letty look.
Like she was excited that the boys took a photo with the lawyer commercial guy.
And I was like, he was probably a spokesperson.
And she's like, no, he's the defender.
Like all my life.
Today I learned.
Well, Sunday I learned.
I really thought he was a lawyer and his son.
Hey, honestly, though, some of those lawyer dudes are pretty cool.
Like I saw one at the L-AFC game and I was like,
Yo, he's right there.
Yeah, the lawyer's here.
He's from the billboard.
Yeah.
Yes.
I get it.
Look, 1-806.
Hey, the free ad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wonder if he picks up.
All my life, I thought he was.
Oh, my God.
She just saw the boys randomly and I'm like, oh, Dodgers the boys.
And she's like, is that the defender?
I told him, I know him as a lawyer.
She's like, no, they're not lawyers.
He's this and then I'm like, I know him as defensores.
Oh my God.
They will fight for you.
I love it. I love it. Growing up in Spanish is crazy.
All right. We have more shout-outs.
Yes. Jason Milan wants to give a shout-out to his girlfriend, Christina.
Christina Milan?
We're in Italy celebrating our fifth year anniversary, but I can't help to miss you guys, Brown Bag.
Wow.
Must be nice.
Are you like to something from Italy? Is someone listening to us in Italy right now then?
At least for his shout-out?
Yeah, probably.
That's cool.
Say something in Italian.
I have to fly there tomorrow around 3 o'clock.
You do not.
I take my jet.
But anyways.
Say something in Italian.
We.
That's French.
Oh, my gosh.
Maximo?
You could have said, anti pasta.
Ante.
I've seen that on the menu.
Yeah.
Feducini.
Feducini.
All right.
Is that it?
Identity.
It's a me.
Elizabeth.
to give a shout out to her son Liam.
He's in eighth grade this year and he's going to kill it out there.
We love him.
Yay.
Rigo wants to his daughter, Ariana.
Happy birthday.
She turned 13.
But she swears that she's 18.
Oh, Ariana.
Don't grow too fast, baby girl.
Enjoy it.
I wish we're 13.
And that's one only birthday.
Oh, happy birthday to Ariana.
Felizumpleños.
At you.
Yesterday I was at Tarje.
Parents, you know this.
If you have two kids.
kids, they always want to drive that one cart.
It's the most clunkiest car ever in life.
It's the big cart and that has seats attached.
Like, there's the car that there's the regulars get.
Then there has like a two-seater, right?
So, lo-key, like you're walking around the big rig of carts, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You know what I'm talking about?
I hate that.
So the boys wanted to be on that one.
And then I'm 4-11, so I'm just like, hold on me to make a white turn.
And I'm pushing them, and we're at the back of the store where the back-to-school stuff.
They're having a great time.
They're hype.
And then Luisito's like, hey, mom, I need to use the restroom.
So we're in the back of the store and have to go to the front of the store.
Oh, yeah, you're real.
Right? I'm already thinking of that.
Plus there's stuff in there.
And Luisito is like, once he tells you he has to go pee, he's probably had to go pee for the last 10 minutes.
And it's about to happen.
Yeah.
So I have like a minute, a minute 30 to get to where I need to go.
So I'm like, all right, I'm going to treat this like that shopping, the shopping show.
Supermarket Sweat.
Supermarket Street.
Supermarket is just like running around to this big car.
Living maximum dream.
And there was a family that was back to school shopping and the dad is like, I could tell the girls were like so happy to seem like they were like, ha ha, like.
And he was like, hey, letty, we listen to you every morning.
I'm like, okay, thank you so much for listening.
I felt so guilty because you know me.
I stopped.
I hug.
Where do you listen from?
But you're in mom mode.
But I was in mom mode and I'm like, dang, I look like such a B word right now.
So I take Lucille to use the restroom.
And I'm like, all right, let's put.
let's lug this thing right back over.
Yo, that thing is driving like a semi.
Yes.
I'm so happy when it's got like when no one's,
when it's not there because then I'm like, oh, sorry,
someone's using it.
Someone else is going through hell.
But then I took it right back and I said it was up to the family.
So shout out to Ramiro and your beautiful family.
His daughters listen.
I think one of them, their name was Ariana.
And the other, the other one's the one that was like super happy for me.
Aw.
That's cute.
Let me get her name.
I don't want to mess it up.
Annali
Anali
Anali
Anali
Yeah
And then their mom
Gina
I saw them
And they were
Such a nice
Little pleasant family
I had to go back for you
Please don't think I'm a B word
She's nice
I just needed to pee
He made it to the Russian right
Yeah
I would have won supermarket
Sweet by the way
Did you throw things in the cart
Meanwhile?
No
That would have been the next thing
Maximo has a dream
To do supermarket sweep
Yes
Does anyone want to do it
It doesn't exist
anymore.
He wants to do it at like
a Super A.
Let's bring it back.
Yeah, I want to do it at a grocery store
or we can do it at a best pay.
He's thought about this.
During store hours, right?
Not when no one there.
I'll donate everything to a family.
Your family.
I think their last name is Medina.
You live in bad eyes.
Not for charity.
All right.
Let's get into Word on Rosecrans.
The word is, T.I. was arrested at the airport for mistaken identity.
What?
Not T.I.
So T.I. whose real name is Clifford Harris was mining his business at the Atlanta airport when he was arrested because someone also named Clifford Harris had a warrant for their arrest and was wanted in Baltimore, Maryland.
Wow.
All right.
So the suspect, Clifford Harris, is wanted for alleged involvement in violent behavior towards a woman, stalking, and possibly.
having a gun.
All right?
So, T.I. was taken directly from the airport to the Clayton County Jail in Atlanta.
And, but, you know, shortly after in two hours, T.I.'s lawyer said that he was out.
And the reason why he was out was because the Clifford Harris, who was wanted, weighs
205 pounds.
So he's a little bigger.
And T.I. is about 165.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this isn't the same guy.
But that shouldn't go off name alone.
I know.
The whole time, he's like, hey, what?
I'm T.I.
Like, it's not me.
He's like, you don't know me.
You see in the airport.
You know me.
But just simply by having the same name is scary for then you to be just detained on that.
This actually happened to my brother when we went to Mexico.
What was my cousin too?
So we went to Mexico.
What's his name?
My brother?
Yeah.
Tony.
Tony Medina?
Yeah.
So then he went and they pulled them into the room once we landed.
And he was kind of like, we were tripping on like,
What happened?
You know, he doesn't like do anything, carry things.
So, I know it wasn't bad.
What?
He's like I had that.
That was my other brother.
And then he was taking, it was like 40 minutes flew by and we're like, yo, what is going on?
And he finally came out.
He looked stressed.
He was like, I guess there was another dude with the same name.
And he had like a bunch of charges, like, wanted by like the Mexican government.
Name alone is crazy.
Yes.
And the only reason they found out was because of the year because they had the same birthday.
Oh, man, that's scary.
Yes.
Same name, same birthday.
Yes.
It was just a year.
And then that's when they were like, okay, it's not you.
But he came out.
He was like, bro, like, I just got to get out of here.
Like, this is, I'm stressed out.
I wonder what that feeling is like because you're mad that they, like, wasted your time.
Right.
And then you're just kind of relieved to just get out of the whole situation.
You're also nervous because, like, even if you have nothing, like, you're just like, why am I here?
Like, what happened?
Like, it's confusing.
Did they make a cough three times?
No?
Possibly.
Meanwhile the other Tony Medina is out like nothing.
All this crime.
That happened to you too, Angie?
Not me.
My cousin.
He has a very common name.
Sorry, Chato.
But it's Jose Gonzalez.
And it was crazy.
It's not even fair.
That's unfair.
A million names in the world.
And it's the same thing.
It was that in Mexico too.
And it's the same thing.
It's like they were asked,
they had to take him out of the line
and they had to search all of his luggage for drugs.
Yeah.
But now every time.
when we go to Mexico or anything like that,
like it's the same thing.
Like, we already expected.
It happens.
Bro.
I wonder if that happens to my dad.
He's Jose Martinez.
Oh, for sure.
You see?
Yeah, he's a felon somewhere.
Stop.
Not him, but like his day.
He didn't do that that one time.
Oh, he doesn't take care of his family.
Nah, yeah, but that's crazy.
And actually obtained audio of Clifford Harris
confronting Clifford Harris.
So after this whole fiasco, you guys got to listen to this.
Man, meet me at the mirror, man.
Come holly me now
I love it.
Ladies and gentlemen
I apologize for the confuse
Damn man you better hollet me
So there's an album called TIE versus TIE
And a lot of people were saying like
Oh you try to arrest TI but it was TIP who did it
You know whoever Clifford Harris actually is
He probably loves TIE because of the same name
And if it's ever used he's like, that's me right there
Right, this is my soundtrack and then it's like no
And so he's over committing crimes in Baltimore.
Yeah. So there's a skit on the album called Confrontation where they both confront each other.
Oh my gosh.
And I was like, dude, this is literally, he manifested it.
Yeah.
All right, look, so Trump did a live stream and commented on young thug.
And now people are speculating that he might free him if elected.
All right.
So look, Trump did a live stream with the strange guy, Aidan Ross.
And they were discussing a couple things.
And one of them that came up was Young Thug and his trial.
because he said he wasn't being treated fairly.
So listen to this.
These patriots that are being all terrible, they're going after them.
And I hear young thug is being treated.
I heard the name.
I heard it from other people where they say he's being treated very unfairly.
So he's got to be treated fairly.
Please.
Yeah, so people were like online were like, oh my God, like he might free young thug if elected.
He didn't say that at all.
He just said he'd be treated fairly.
But the funny part is about this
That Trump was actually being tried by Fulton County as well
A couple years ago
Yeah
So and then also people are speculating that he might free him
Because he parted in Kodak Black
At the end of his 2020 sentence
So people like, the fact that he mentioned his name and stuff
People are like oh well
If he does that then I'm going to vote for him or whatever
He didn't promise any of that
But people are you know
Are going to speculate online
For sure
and things like that
yeah
shout out well
let's see
hopefully let them out
maximum
I do want to see free
it made me think
I'm like how bad do I want
young thug freedom
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
just let the
truly humbled under God
let the court
take its
take its course
yeah
all right
well that was your word
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So, little Uzi-Vir was in New York City,
and they were asking him about fashion
and, like, the New York fashion,
like the whole thing that's going on.
And then a girl randomly came up to him,
and she showed her phone.
And when she showed her phone, he was like, what is that?
And she was trying to give him her number.
And he was like, bro,
what like I'm taking
so when that happened
the interviewer asked them like
bro do you know who his girl is
and this is what he
said one second
are you okay
sorry I'm like
it's loading everything
alright
and what's your favorite
no one second
one second
should I play another song
no strip his medals
yeah
what
take all the medals from him
he's too focused on the brown back
Olympics no
Okay, well, sorry.
The audio's not working.
It's working, you just don't have it.
No, it's not working.
You literally just played something.
I was just playing it.
Sorry, but yeah, so he said, I'm taken forever, like, and then drove off.
Nice.
To the interviewer who did this, I'm so sorry.
It would be crazy.
Get out.
America, tell him.
America, tell him.
Tell him.
There's the front door.
No.
Spain.
Tell him in his Spanish.
There's a...
Angelica, tell him.
That you're let's wait.
Largaste.
Largaste.
Get out.
Oh, you're getting kicked out.
We're getting kicked out.
We're moving on.
We're moving on.
We're moving on.
You out.
Maximo, you staying there?
Now? is not going to get you un kicked out.
This is awkward.
I'm unc kicking myself out.
No, you're not.
This is so awkward.
The audio, it doesn't work.
Maximo.
Leave. I'm leaving. Get out. Get out.
Yo, go to get here the door. Get out, bro.
But let this a nice.
Man, the audience are working.
Yeah, you see you guys, when you don't prep,
this is how it sounds. This is what it sounds like,
do you see, Vic, you don't want that, right?
No, you don't want that, Greg, you don't want that.
What do you mean?
Listen to this.
You know what irks me when people don't prep?
Yeah.
That's a max the nose right there.
Repair what don't sing,
round night morning.
Matter of fact, you know what?
Maximo, I'll take over.
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Incredible moment at Dodgers Stadium last night.
Matter of back, one of the best moments of this season so far,
and it just goes to show how much we care about our players.
Freddie Freeman, who's been out on a family type of leave,
His son has been going through a lot, and they've been running tests on him.
You know, we've been talking about it as parents outside, like off air, right, Vic?
And it's such a harsh thing that every parent, I guess, every parent fears.
But it's a reality for so many of us.
Is your child getting sick?
And I believe he was having seizures.
And they had to do tests on him.
And he has to relearn.
re-learn how to walk again.
Yeah, his son was recently diagnosed with Guillen Barre syndrome.
And that basically had him not able to sit up.
He was in a lot of pain.
I was reading about it, and whatever this is that's going on in his little body is putting him through so much pain.
He's a little child.
I believe he was three.
When it does it, it says that he got like a numbness through his whole body.
and where it didn't let him like stand, walk, even eat that he ended up on a ventilator.
Yeah.
And so Freddie Freeman took time off.
He hasn't been to a game.
And yesterday was his return game.
And this is how the crowd greeted him.
First place, number five, Freddie Freeman.
Roris.
Yeah.
Type of crowd.
Check this out.
And there are a chance of his name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it was just really, really beautiful to see.
Yeah.
It's one of those things.
And then also the Dodgers
team made shirts
that said Max Strong
All right
That's cool.
Yeah like hashtag Max Strong
And then he's
Freddie Freeman said like he was
He was in a good like space and everything
And wasn't crying or nothing until he got to the stadium and he saw the shirts.
Yeah
He was just so like appreciative and like moved by that
That he started to like tear up and be like damn like
I really appreciate this
You know his son was a nice few for eight days like you know
And
apparently
it was in full body paralysis.
So it was like it was super serious.
And he even spoke about like, man, I just wished so bad for some good news, you know, the past couple days.
And he's like, finally we did.
And he's home now and he's recovering.
You know, and so for him to be greeted like that, you know, he was fighting back tears as he could tell.
Yeah, as he was batting.
He ended up striking out that at bat.
But he got on base after.
And then Bright Harper, which is the-
Were they playing the Phillies?
Yeah, they're playing the Phillies.
Freaking Phillies.
Y'all could.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, they actually were paying their respects.
Well, not if he's out.
I mean, put the tea.
Make it a tee want that boy, bro.
I don't do the underbitch.
Come on.
Yeah.
When he got on base, Bryce Harper, who's like the leader of the Phillies, the first baseman, he actually gave him a hug.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, it's dope to know that it's like bigger than baseball.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We still want to strike you out.
You're still out.
Sorry about Max.
Don't go sit down.
Yeah.
No, but yeah.
Shout out to Freddie.
Yeah.
Shout out to Max, Maximus.
The whole family, man.
Hopefully there's a full recovery.
And I remember just personally, I love Freeman's walkout music.
Yeah.
Like, he always picks, like, the best songs.
And he likes Spanish music, too.
Yeah.
Like, shout out.
Yeah.
He still has a song.
While that moment was going on, I couldn't help but think the wrong music was playing.
It's playing at the same.
But that's his, like, what should be the music?
I don't know.
I don't want to close my house.
No.
Greg, you're horrible.
We're not.
He should not be his walkout song, Greg.
Get off the DJ booth right now.
You're horrible, I don't know, because it was like,
it was an emotional moment.
Like,
I like, do, do, do, do, do it.
I like his, no, because I think his kids help him pick the song.
Yeah, but it just didn't fit the moment.
I get you, I get you.
Maybe for his first at bet, not use the song.
But it was like, nobody.
expected.
Yeah, no one knew what to do.
You can't account for that.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't, like, switch the music and put arms of an angel all of a sudden.
Yeah, big.
But, like, it was just funny to see it when the music didn't match the moment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like it should, look, I have even Freeman's walkout song.
No, never mind.
Nope.
I thought I had his walkout songs.
Bye like with me.
Yeah, byela conmigo.
Yeah.
And to the family.
I know that's so scary to go through that.
And there's probably such a long road ahead.
Yeah.
But it definitely showed me the love that I know he experiences from being a Dodger and from his city.
And just from the MLB in general, because like you said, the Phillies players and all of that.
Yeah.
It just made me think, like, man, like this is his home.
I know he played in Atlanta.
But I know this is like a moment that he's going to forever remember.
For sure.
And, you know, hopefully he'll be a Dodger for the rest of his career.
Especially being on the road.
And also shout out to the doctors and the nurses in the OC.
Because I know that's where they were.
They were treating the maximums.
Maximus.
For sure.
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Priscilla sent us a DM and said,
Hi,
Brown Bag.
I need a homie help line.
It's not as serious as others,
but me and my best friend
have been friends
for eight plus years.
Every time that we hang out, I always pick her up and drop her off because she does not drive.
Also, every time we go out to eat or in general, I pay with my card and she'll send me her portion
of the check, but she never tips.
She doesn't help with gas money, but I also don't expect it.
But I do drive us everywhere and always have to take her home by the end of the night before
I take myself home.
I'm not the type of person to ask for money or for contributions to gas.
or anything like that.
After all these years,
it's kind of,
but after all these years,
it's kind of irritating.
I don't really know how to bring it up to her
that I'm getting over it.
Help,
Brownback.
But the driving.
There's a lot of butts in there.
Boyfriend activities going on here.
Right.
Driver everywhere.
She pays a half,
but not the tip.
Oh, yeah.
Doesn't pay for gas.
Huh.
That's funny.
I wonder if the friend drives.
Probably not.
That's why she's,
Every time we hang out, I always pick her up and drop her up.
Yeah, she does not drive.
It's part of the story.
Yeah.
It was in the text.
Yeah, I mean, clearly Priscilla's friend is already used to it,
and Priscilla has been doing this so long that the friend already feels like, oh, it's just regular.
She's a passenger princess.
Yeah.
But.
But.
I try to D.
Like.
Everyone has friends like this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone has a friend that you're going to pay for everything, you're going to be the one.
You already know.
Yeah.
And it's annoying.
You got Uber them everywhere.
Flax.
I personally like driving everywhere, though.
Like me, I don't mind people anymore.
You're not the friend then.
Okay, you're the Priscilla.
Yeah.
So I personally, you're either the Priscilla or the princess.
Yeah.
It's very easily.
So I'd rather drive.
I don't like not being able to leave when I want to leave.
So you rather drive.
Yeah.
I rather drive places.
But I usually don't like picking people up because.
It's not so much the picking up, but the dropping off.
Right.
Like, when I want to go home, I want to go home.
Yeah, but it's also like it hits when you drop them off and you're by yourself, the best drive home ever.
You could be by yourself the whole time.
Are you talking about your own or everybody?
Oh, okay.
Wait, what?
Because it's like when he drops off his home, he's like the best thing ever or when he drops off his girl.
Yeah, it's the best thing.
What?
I don't know.
This is not like an issue.
Okay, so it's more so the fact that she kind of is fronting everything.
Yeah.
And doesn't mind, I'm sure doesn't mind the car rides, but it does mind that, hey, you don't even pitch in on gas.
Doesn't mind the going out to eat, but like, hey, I got to pay for most of the check.
You'll end up paying me, which is not bad that she ends up paying at least her half of the stuff.
I don't know.
That it's not even.
Like, basically, she's like, this relationship is like 70-30.
Yeah.
It's over it.
Like, it doesn't feel fair.
Priscilla already enabled her for eight years.
Yeah.
So it's going to be hard to take that habit out.
And she might get hurt, but you got to just be like, all right, Ben.
It's a long time.
It's time.
I mean, but asking for gas money shouldn't be a problem.
I mean, you just got to like.
Because I don't really ask for gas money, but like when my homies, I'll be like, hey, bro, you drive.
I'll give you gas money.
Okay.
Because I don't want to drive.
And then you don't give it.
No, I'll pay my dues.
Always.
If I was Priscilla, I'll probably just, I'd pick her up, but I'd be like, yo, man.
crazy thing like my whole account is locked you know oh like my phone my account three four times yeah just
do that like three four times so you feel like it's even like it's yeah why she's all right let me know
when it's unlock i'll stay at my crick imagine use your card this time the homegirls got to be a good
time since priscilla like really hangs out with her yeah and i think there's moments where it's
understandable for example i was an intern at one point the person that i interned for it would pay
for everything like we would go at sea we would hang out after we became good friends we would hang out
after she'd pay for everything
and I always felt like
okay this is what you do for someone
so then when it came my turn
and like anyone hangs out with me I pay
you don't even have to ask me
but I don't know
maybe if I do it for eight years I'll get upset
I think it's the length
the amount of time of because I'm sure
Priscilla has her like
has her ups and downs financially probably
I'm not sure but I assume everyone has those moments
where it's like you're a little more tight
she could handle it and then now she doesn't
Because she's saying I don't want to ask for help.
I don't want to, I don't ask for contributions.
But I'm irritated.
She wants her friend to want to pick up the tab.
No one wants to pick up the tab.
Not only that, but her friend to drive her.
Like, what if Priscilla's always a D.D.
Yeah, that's true.
It's like, oh, I want to be driven too.
I want to have a good time.
Because it could be.
I used to be Priscilla.
It could be just a couple times of like the Priscilla's friend being like,
oh, no, I got it.
Don't worry about a girl.
That could help.
And then it's like, oh, thank you.
I appreciate that.
And then you kind of forget the last, you know, 800 times that you...
I'm wondering if anything happened that she didn't say specifically that got her to start noticing little things.
A pricey bill.
Or you're like...
Or money's tight.
Yeah.
Or money's tight.
Yeah.
Just noticing it.
My money being tight will make me notice like, dang, I pay for this fool's coffee every time.
Dang.
I'm looking straight at you, Greg, but I don't mean you.
Yeah.
I mean, my...
I was like, why you're looking at me for this?
I mean...
But it's like, what if they go to, like, Javier's and she's like, oh, I only got this.
little part so I would have to pay the rest of it stuff like that would irritate me for sure yeah
I don't like going to restaurant with people like that I know how do you get someone that's used to
not paying for things around you to start paying for things without you telling them yeah because
priscilla don't like asking for help don't like asking for no contributions he said she said
but she's just irritated about it I don't know how to bring it up to her that I'm getting over it
Okay, let's help Priscilla.
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All right, her home girl don't want to pick up her portion.
She wants to be a passenger princess.
Sheesh.
Yeah, she don't know how to split a bill.
She'll know how to just offer some money for guests.
Yeah.
It's been eight years.
Okay, guys.
All right, it's been eight years.
Priscilla's been friends with this girl.
Every time they hang out,
Priscilla's always will want to pick her up.
Every time they go out, they pay with Priscilla's card.
And she pays, but doesn't ever, like, cover the tip part.
It'll be like, oh, I ordered $14.
Here's $14.
You know how that is.
You know what I'm saying?
And so she always has to drive her home every single time.
And she just kind of.
kind of getting over it. She wants to know how to approach her about just contributing correctly,
I guess you would say, and feeling like she's not being take advantage.
Take an advantage of it. Let's say we go out, right? And we split the bill evenly, right?
Yeah. Oh, no, no, let's say we go out and I pay and then you're paying me your end of the bill.
Are you going to pay me your end or are you also going to add tip to that end? Because Priscilla's
upset that the girl goes to eat with her and only pays Priscilla.
the half, not plus tip.
So if I'm...
Is there taxes on food?
No, right.
If I'm ordering a $15 plate, I'm sending you $20.
No, not your own, not your own.
So let's say we go eat and it's $100.
Yeah.
Plus I leave $30 tip, right?
Okay.
When you pay me back, are you paying me $50 or are you paying me $65?
Splitting it.
So whatever, what is it?
$65 to split $100?
What's that?
No.
What?
You know what I'm saying?
The bill is 100.
The bill's 100.
But I'm putting 30 for the tip.
Yeah.
When you pay me back, are you paying me 50 because the bill is 100?
No.
Are you paying me 65?
65.
It's valid because the tip is part of it.
What about you guys?
Yeah.
I would think that's coming sense.
Because we both agree on the tip.
I really hope what is not listening.
Why?
So if we go out to eat, we split.
Yes.
Let's say he puts his cart down.
I will pay him the half of what the bill is
The tip he chose
He chose the tip
No you're right on that one
No all of a sudden you're not
No I think it's a little different because that's your husband
Let him pick up the tab
But that's what I'm saying like this is like boyfriend
It's not
Okay well sometimes stop it because you didn't bro
No I do
I hate being the person that like
Like having that reputation so I'll like overpay
I think I'll be like oh how much
Then just pay the whole thing
No I won't do that
See? I have limits.
I don't know.
People are in your line.
No, because I'm the one that I'm the friend that has to pay the whole thing and then everybody pays me back.
Pays you back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I never get my full amount back.
Yeah.
Yeah, because they're not paying the tip that you leave.
Exactly.
I hope you leave tip.
Or the delivery fee.
Delivery.
Oh, postmates.
Okay, yeah, that's a good example.
When this is postmates, are you paying just your half?
Are you adding the tip and delivery fee?
I have.
No, you don't.
So if I order a $7 thing.
I sent him 10 bucks.
I sent them 10 bucks.
Yeah, me too.
Because I'm like, dude, that's not fair.
Just sending him seven.
Yeah, I never pay Greg when he orders because it's like, hey, because you're letty.
Wow.
No, not because I'm letty, but like.
You're a Brazil's friend?
No, I, hey, I picked you up out of the streets, bro.
The least you could do is get me a coffee and not asking for you that.
True or not too, Greg.
No, you're right.
Yeah.
That's how you get this coffee now.
Different dynamic.
Yeah, I'm the reason you can get coffee now.
I'm not paying you a coffee now.
I'm gonna pay you no more, Greg.
No, you guys should pay him.
Especially when you hear him say that,
how much he spends at Ojo's Locos?
No, I'm like,
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
When you go to Oos Locos,
do your friends have you pay?
I have to argue with them every time.
It's like they turn into little ghosts
and don't know what to do with the tab.
So I'll put my card down.
And I'm like,
all right,
say the tab's 300 because it's like six of us.
And that's including tip.
Oh, well, I only got this and I only ordered this.
And I had one beer.
We ordered the beer towers.
I only got one beer out of the beer tower.
Dang.
Oh, but you need new friends.
You know, I would get that a lot too.
Like, I used to be Priscilla.
I'm telling you, like, I would be the one driving.
I'd be the one paid.
No, not with you, no.
Way before I met you.
So I started bringing cash, and I think that's why I would always have cash with me.
Smart.
I would bring cash because I'm like, now, yeah, no.
And I would make sure to bring, like, change, too.
Do you look at the menu?
Like, I have $50 worth of cash in my pocket right now, so I'm only able to...
Well, that's smart.
Because sometimes I'm like, I'll beat Priscilla again, so I wouldn't be able to drink because I'm driving.
Oh, okay.
So I'll make sure like, okay, I know I'm going to order less,
and I know they're all going to order all going.
I can't.
Yeah.
But, Big, how do you get a big Swift to pay?
I was about to not say his name, but, yeah.
I think we all know.
No.
Oh, my God.
He's like the king of like, oh, $17.
All right here, $17.
But, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, it's, it's annoying.
It's annoying.
So he's got to rock with it.
Yeah.
I mean, it's gotten a little better, but it's still very much like,
Because they lack in the wallet, they make up for with great entertainment.
That gets me too.
After a while, it's like, oh, gas is not cheap.
You know what I started doing too?
Because I would drive, I would just start saying like, no, I can go.
No, I can go.
And then eventually they won't be hitting you up.
But now I don't have friends.
Yeah, but it's a different dynamic.
You do have friends.
You have one that you never have to wear you back to pay.
That's why I said this way before you.
Yeah, she has a friend.
No, my children are her friends, bro.
They are, they are.
They're probably listening right now, Angie, too.
Hi, babies.
When we went to Vegas, we split that whole tab.
I don't have any of that, what is it, the other thing with the peanut in it?
Actually, no.
Oh, yeah.
When we went to that, that, that one.
I picked up the tab.
Wow.
You were there, Maximo.
Well, you let Angie pick up the tab.
I let a lady pick up the tab.
Yeah.
When was a survey.
What was it?
I do.
What was that fancy restaurant?
It was that fancy restaurant?
You didn't pick up the tab?
Yes, they did.
I just remembered.
No.
Did you pick up because my car didn't work or why did you pick it up?
Usually I pay.
She's lying.
I don't know, but I haven't.
She'd be like.
Sometimes Angie feels anxiety because I pay so much.
She's like, Lettia, I have to pay.
Like Letting let you pay.
I do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I told her, I'm like, you always pay, let me pay.
She's like, no, it's okay.
But my time on the other hand, bro, you're better than me.
We're like, we're going out with Lettia.
Okay.
All right.
Seven items.
We watch to the gas stations.
Lentby is like, it's all me.
And like, oh, definitely it is on you.
Pink size me.
Well, a lot of times it's the dynamic too, right?
It's like sometimes if you feel like with, for example, I'm an older friend.
I'm older by like four or five years.
So I'll be like, all right, I guess.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I mean, not like that, but like, you know what I'm saying?
I got homies.
Sometimes I like I know circumstances.
Like I know circumstances, so I got you, bro.
Like, don't even trip.
Exactly.
Like, and it's just, it is what it is.
And so those homies, when they think, oh, wow,
Maximo knows my circumstances.
Yeah, nah, not.
They're just running it up.
I'm on circumstances credit.
I also know when they're good.
So then they'll take care of me.
So I'm like, cool.
Yeah.
We look out for each other.
Brothers.
Exactly.
Brotherhood.
Hey, Maximil, let me borrow 10 bucks.
Got you, bro.
Yeah, circumstances.
Yeah.
Got you.
You got to ask my girl for permission.
Yeah.
Honestly, circumstances.
Because sometimes when I'm with my.
brother-in-law and my sister, I'll be like, yeah, y'all good.
I mean, I can, I contribute, I contribute, but like, I'll be like, no, I'll pay, but like,
not that much.
You'll pay the tip.
They're both rich.
Yeah, but you get me?
Like, that's like, hey, you guys got, I'll pay tip.
Oh, don't worry, bro.
I'll pay tip.
Shut up, all that tip.
You're going to leave it like $10.
Okay, that just, okay, but also, I'm usually by myself, right?
And it's usually two of them.
So it's never like an even split.
You know what I'm saying?
They probably, they're.
They invited in three.
And then number two.
A perfect example.
We went to Javier's like two weeks ago for my little brother's birthday.
And then I put it on my card, but they paid you paid cash.
It wasn't like an...
They paid cash and you put the rest on your card.
Yes.
It was like, I don't know.
I think I put like 300 on my card.
The bill was like 800.
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm one person.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Right?
I'm not going to give them four.
Yeah, but you have you, your son, your girl.
And your brother.
My son wasn't there.
My girl wasn't there.
Your brother.
My brother.
Yeah.
me and my brother.
Wow.
Yeah.
So you put $300 down and it was just you?
No.
Like, well, I mean, I'm with my whole family.
I go with my other sister and my brother.
And it's Javier's, brother.
So you and your brother, like.
That carna salé doesn't care about your circumstances.
Yeah.
So you see what I mean?
That's pretty fair, right?
Like, I didn't put 400.
I would have felt a little jipped, you know, if I would have put 400 because I'm better about myself.
And are you the oldest?
Yeah, I'm the oldest.
I'm not the richest.
But you're the oldest.
Yeah.
That's your responsibility.
I put a good amount.
Wow.
Yeah.
The rich.
I'm talking to go to Nobu for my birthday.
Let's go to the phone line.
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morning inside the homie help line.
We're helping Priscilla.
Her home girl never pays, doesn't pitch in for gas.
It's a great time.
They've been hanging out for eight years, right?
And she's just been living life off Priscilla.
And Priscilla's like, dang, like, I don't ask for gas or contributions, but I'm irritated.
How do I let my home girl know that I'm getting over it?
Okay.
So we're going to go to calls.
We have Oscar from Ontario on the line.
Oscar.
Oscar.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are you guys doing?
What's up, Oscar?
How are you?
Good, you guys?
Amazing.
Tell her, man.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Priscilla?
Yeah, I mean, I know you said that she doesn't want to ask the friend.
She wants a friend to do it herself.
That's going to be kind of hard because nobody's going to like, oh, let me just give you all this money.
Like you said, she's used to it for eight years to not.
So what Priscilla could do, even though she might not want to, just friendly, wise, tell her, hey, or talk, when they pass by the gas prices or gas stations, be like, oh damn, the gas is super expensive.
to something like that to give her the hint that gas is not the same price as eight years ago
yeah true and these are getting crazy out here i don't know if that'll work i feel like she'll
ignore the signs right is they start coughing i don't say i don't know i don't have a car yeah i don't
have to worry about that too like oh just put 20 bucks in yeah just put four dollars yeah okay
okay awesome okay oscar you have you have one of the um as a parent you have one of the
biggest like run it up on you bill type people you have a kid with you right yes okay do you
tell your kid that when they want everything because i need help with that too any store we go
the boys want something and i'm like bruh prices are high they don't care they're what's price yeah i
have two pennies mom i can't no you can't right yeah that's my daughter is what she has like
five dollars or something she wants to go buy a whole world she wants to buy a macbook
Their reference.
Yeah, but I guess we're kind of lucky because since we, she was really little,
me and my wife, like, kind of got it.
We passed by like the toilet aisle and like we'd get her used to it.
No, don't get anything right now.
So then she wouldn't.
She wouldn't.
And then when we would let her, she would.
But now that she's, now she's eight.
And she's cool.
Like we passed by stuff and she'll ask and we'll tell her.
No, not right now, baby.
And then she's fine with this.
She won't do a tantrum.
But then when we can, she knows we will, you know.
Nice.
I don't know.
She's good baby.
She's a good girl.
She wanted to say hi to you guys.
Lucky you.
What's her name?
Donna.
It's Donna.
Donna.
Is she there?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yeah, she's right here.
Hi, Donna.
Hi, Donna.
Hi, Donna.
Donna, next time you pass the toy aisle, you get like five toys to make up for all the times.
Your parents never got you toys.
The $40 one.
Because that's not what parents do.
Parents that love you will buy you all the toys that you want any time.
Even when they say you know next time, they mean this time.
Yeah.
iPads are cool.
Tell them to take you to Best Buy.
Yeah.
You have $5, you could buy it all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's enough.
Get a toy.
Target electronic.
You've heard of iPhone 15?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Your parents have a savings account.
Yeah.
They really love you to do it.
They got money in the 401k.
Take it out.
Danda, have a good morning.
Thank you for listening to us, Mamazita.
Thank you.
Bye, you guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Set you up.
I'm like three.
You're going through two, all right?
Yeah.
We're all going down.
And that's for Roblox, just for fun.
We have Daniel from Canoga Park on the line.
Daniel, what's up?
Canoga.
What's up?
Good morning.
Daniel, talk to us.
What would you tell Priscilla?
She has a homegirl that, like, Loki just eats off her, never pays up, never contributes to the gas because Priscilla is driving everywhere.
Priscilla doesn't like to ask for things, but she is tired of it.
It's been eight years.
What would you tell her?
I mean, as far as gas, that should be.
like straight up like straight point like you know gas ain't cheap like you know I'm giving me
rides like it ain't a thing but you know I do need some gas money because you know it's coming
out of my pocket and as far as the tips I mean man right there on the on the receipts it tells
you like the percentage and stuff so just add that to the just add that to her to her total
you know what the tip is like this much so I don't actually like 10 bucks to it so
you get total plus extra extra 10 bucks or wow or instead of letting your
send you the money, maybe you should send a request for the right amount of money.
I get what you're both saying.
I understand.
Because she don't pay for gas, but she does pay for her half of the meal.
Don't even let her see the check.
Be like, hey, I added this up.
This is how much you owe.
And add $10 on it for the gas.
And then send a request.
Yeah.
She's like, let me see the receipt.
Yeah.
Because she sounds like, let me see the receipt type person.
Let me see your receipt.
Where's the way?
When do you ever pay?
Man.
Man, did it be straight out.
Look, on the receipt right here, we both have to put tip because we both ate, so we split in the tip, too.
Yeah.
Wow.
Communique.
That feels like no homie can get one over on you.
Do your homies pay with you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's what you got to do.
You got to make sure the homies that you be inviting invite you back to.
Like, me and my homies, if I don't got you today, you got me tomorrow or I got you
got me tomorrow.
It's always been like that.
Wow.
Look at Daniel.
Look at Daniel.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, I've been on here last time.
I'm the, I'm the pool guy who can't swim.
The pool guy that can swim.
I love that you know that that's how we'll remember you.
Bye.
Because I remember you now.
Well, how well.
Have you learned how to swim?
No, I haven't yet.
Your home should teach you.
Are you your home?
You should teach you.
So do you drain the pool before you like go in it or what's going on?
How do you even clean the pool?
You're not scared?
No, right now I just drop a hose, put it into like a little vacuum line.
I'm just vacuuming the pool.
The pool right now.
Do you work with someone?
No, I'm by myself.
Do you wear a Life Fest?
Do you wear a Floodies?
I just listened to you guys all morning.
I got my little,
my little floaties on my arms on my arms, you know?
Shut.
No, you don't.
Are they Papa Troll?
My little nephew's not Spider-Man.
I was going to be.
Hey.
Did he fall the pool?
Did he fall on the pool?
Brough.
Hey, hello?
I didn't hang up on in my story.
He's right.
Hey.
Oh my God.
Bro, you fell.
That you drowned.
I was going to ask if you work with someone because if I worked with someone in the pool business knowing they can swim, I would straight be like, uh.
I'd push him.
You're going to learn a day.
You're all right a day.
Wow.
You know.
I just keep my distance right here.
I try to swim.
Yeah.
You had a little.
I'm a lot of the pool.
What areas do you service?
You service the Valley?
Yeah.
Like today, I'm like all Northridge, I'm out of hills.
Tide.
See, looking that cheddar.
Yeah.
Hey, it's going to be in the 90s, so.
It'll be hot.
Take a diet.
He's swimming and money.
I got that, I got that shiksy on the cover up.
That's hot.
What is that hell?
What?
Right now.
You're a crazy day.
You're going to think you're trying to steal the water.
Yeah.
All right, look, keep it here.
It's Power Windows 6, LA's number one for hip-hop.
Hey!
Ambrosa la with Angie.
Amber Rose has found her people, and it's all thanks to his caliph.
Huh?
You know how she went full-out mega, and she did like a whole speech at the R&C?
Oh, yeah.
Let me refresh your memory.
I realize Donald Trump and his supporters don't care if you're black, white, gay, or straight.
It's all love.
And that's when it hit me.
These are my people.
This is where I belong.
But before all that, apparently she,
was like really scared of like endorsing Trump until she talked to Wiss okay so listen listen listen
so she was talking about like when she took a picture at first when she took a picture with uh
Trump and Melania she was scared of like posting it because she's like oh I don't know like I'm
kind of skeptical I'm scared of like the backlash and all that stuff so then she goes to WIS and
was like just posted posted listen my ex-husband actually told me to do it with I went to him and I told
him that I wanted to post a picture. He's like, Amber. Post that shit right now. You know, I'm like,
for real, I should, you know? He's like, do it. He's like, who cares? He was like, you vote for Trump?
Is that what you want to do? And I was like, yeah, I'm kind of really into it, you know? And he's like,
man, do that shit. And he put a battery in my back. And I was like, all right, I'm going to do it.
Dang. And then now she, she found her people. She's full on mega.
All right.
So before she did the R&C, she had a photo with him.
Yeah, she had, yeah, got it.
She had met him, and she was saying, like, yeah, like, when I met him, like, he was actually really funny.
And Melania, she's so sweet.
Yeah.
But she just didn't want to take, not take the picture, but she didn't want to post the picture.
Because she was just like, oh, I'm going to get backlash.
I would appreciate if everybody that, like, you just, you post, you stand on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She probably had a lot of time and would bug whiz.
He's like, she needs a hobby to surprise.
Yeah, yeah, go boasted, go ahead.
Do your thing.
No, yeah, I mean, it's, their relationship is actually pretty cool, like, aside from this whole, like, situation.
But, like, him, like, I don't know, is it her, like, kind of not putting the blame on him, but being like, well, he told me to do it.
I kind of feel like that you're throwing him under the buzz, like, no, he didn't.
He was just being a supportive friend because that's what she says, like, they're really good friends.
Yeah, and also, like, it doesn't necessarily mean that, like, whiz is.
endorsing Trump but it kind of seems that way the way she told the story it more so
seem like hey if are you going to vote for him yeah like a then post it yeah yeah yeah stand on
business stand on it yeah yeah yeah whatever you believe whatever you feel like doing do it and then
just do it open and it does two things you find your people but also the people that are like
not with that they notice stay away from you you know it's like post whatever your stance is on this
and cool so now you make the people around you aware I guess yeah yeah for sure
they are both originally from Pennsylvania which
is kind of like
Oh you're right
WIS huh
Yeah they're like
Which is always
like a swing state
They could
You know be
supporters of his
I wouldn't
I wouldn't put WIS
I wouldn't put WIS
on that category at all
Yeah
because he's always said
Like he doesn't want to
Like you stays away
From politics
And all that stuff
And I know in the same interview
Amber said like
He's not even gonna vote
So
Don't put
Whiz in that category
I wonder if
I said
After like why you say all the
I say here
Yeah
What's the part of
Let me be the one
to say if I vote or not
let me be the one
I wonder if he even remembers
that he answered that
he's like yeah yeah
go ahead man
oh I said a whiz
he just had a baby too
like he's very like
for the pite head stereotype
he don't really be that pothole his stereotype
granted he does have the laugh
but like he's very present of mind
like you know you're pot head
like you're not just all like
yeah
I'm rip him
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
You know what's funny is that he is such a nice person that I was in a video set for, like, one of his video sets?
Of course.
And he was like three hours late, but he was so nice.
Like the production crew was like, all stressed.
Like, I can't believe he's late.
And then when he showed up, he was so nice.
Everyone's like, man, that's such a cool guy.
Like, they completely forgot that he was late.
Three five hours late.
Yeah.
Same.
And he was a professional.
He showed up.
He got it done, like, so quick in and out.
And everyone was like, wow, he's so awesome.
Yeah.
Like, after being pissed.
I went to a liquor event one time
that was like for one
like for his liquor
like his brand or something
and he again showed up super late
like probably two hours late
and then but when he gets there
he's so enthusiastic
he's pouring people drinks
but he's excited about it
he's just like whoa
like I'm a bartender
it was like everybody was like
oh this guy's cool
yeah
that's cool
so he's a supportive artist
and he's a supportive friend
yeah
that's what he is
yeah and then Amber just
Amber just stand on it
yeah she would have
Would Amber have posted it had Wiz not told her?
I think so, yes.
It'll probably take it like a little bit longer, but she would have posted it.
She would definitely wait until the ear thing and then been like, boom, bam, I found my people.
Thank you.
I mean, I think anyone should just stand on what they believe in general.
That part.
If you're going to talk about it in public, if not just.
Yeah, if you're going to make a whole speech and just endorse them, you.
Yeah, go ahead.
He went full on.
It's your time.
I was waiting for you, maximum.
It's your time.
True social.
Go, Vic.
All right.
Thank you for sobras.
I love. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Paro 106.
All right. And keep it here because we have Haley Welch, the Haktua Girl, here today.
Because it's Hactua Tuesdays. We are also flipping an Olympic game Hocktua style.
Okay, that's coming up in Brownback Olympics, all right.
But let's get into scrolling with our guy Greg C right now.
Sorry, there's no much, not much time for the switch over. Let's get into it.
Power 106, Brownback Morning.
Scrolling with the homies.
The homie, Gregory.
Let me. Who in this room rinses their mouth after brushing your teeth?
T-Rince like water or?
Water.
Oh, I had mouthwash.
Mouthwash.
Every time.
All of you?
Is it part of brushing?
It's wrong.
You're not supposed to do that.
You are completely wrong.
Huh?
Yep, there's a dentist on TikTok that's going viral because she's telling everybody
when you're supposed to, when you brush your teeth and you use mouthwash after, you're doing it wrong.
Completely wrong.
Oh, okay.
Listen to this.
Did you know that you're not supposed to rinse after you brush your teeth?
So many people do this and don't realize that it's.
not correct so let's get into life and that actually is true and also that's why I
tell you not to use mouthwash after you brush your teeth if you rinse right away
you're gonna rinse off all the toothpaste and all that fluoride and the reason the
toothpaste was really even used is kind of gone you rinse off all the fluoride that's
supposed to protect your teeth yes so you're supposed to okay rinse in general right
when I think rinse so she means she doesn't mean mouthwash she means water
both so you're supposed to leave like the foamy toothpaste I mean and what if
I have like white all over my mouth.
You can wipe it off your mouth, but you're not...
Hold on, I'm calling my dentist.
I was like, what are you doing?
I'm calling my dentist.
That was so random.
I'm sorry, I'm calling my dentist.
Oh, they're not opening it.
Oh, it's really.
I thought fluoride was the thing that was like affecting us in our brains.
It does.
I think to, especially kids, they shouldn't have toothless that has fluoride yet because they're not, like it would have messed up.
Yeah.
So us rinsing that out.
Yes.
That's good.
And I don't, I don't trust any dentist.
Yeah, I don't have to call my dentist.
I don't talk anymore.
What is.
evil dentist.
I also looked it up online.
It says,
after brushing,
spit out any excess toothpaste.
Don't rinse your mouth.
What's your dentist's name, Greg?
I don't even know.
I don't trust TikTok dentist or online.
I type in a symptom.
I have cancer and I'm about to die.
You're about to have a white tongue,
bro.
I trust my dentist.
No,
White tongues are weird,
I trust my real dentist that told me
that's why I had surgery
because I believe those TikTok dentists
that are probably not even real dentists.
Yeah, how do we know that?
that there are actual dentists.
I mean, I don't want to sound like an anti-dent type.
You're supposed to wait.
Dental damn over there.
What's going on here, Greg?
You need to wait 20 minutes before actually doing anything with your mouth.
20 minutes.
20 minutes before rinsing your mouth.
You're going straight to smooching out of brush your teeth.
Okay.
Angie listened to a TikTok dentist.
We're not saying all TikTok dentists are bad.
But one did give her a suggestion.
And it ended up making her have dental surgery.
Because she listened.
What happened, Angie?
So it was the same thing.
Same thing.
Oh, you've been brushing your teeth on this whole time.
And it was like, if you want to like kill the bacteria, have fresh breath, all that stuff, you should, you should be brushing your gums.
And so for the longest time, I'm like, oh, I want to do that.
I want to have fresh breath.
So I was like brushing, brushing, like hardcore, like really aggressively my gum to the point where I messed up one of the tooth that I started like getting a little bit of like receding.
Receding a gum.
Oh.
Now I had to get like a.
gum surgery.
They had to take a piece
from the back
and then put it in the front
and now I have stitches
all because they listened
to a TikTok video.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
I don't know.
I've learned my lesson.
All right, Greg,
from now
you're going to come
with two face all over your face.
You're supposed to just change.
And then even, oh my God,
another one too.
Same thing.
TikTok.
Oh my God.
There was up listening
TikTok experts.
Yeah.
Only that one girl
that told you to rinse
water before going
into the pool.
Oh.
Yeah.
Here we go again.
Don't start.
But that's an actual thing.
I got it from an article.
Yeah.
That's a research.
No.
Thank you for.
It definitely wasn't a TikTok article.
Okay, but Angie, what?
Oh, it was a toothpaste.
I forgot the name of the toothpaste,
but I had like little specks in there
that's supposed to be mint, right?
Yeah, it is mint.
Because they're far.
And then they're supposed to dissolving your mouth.
So when I went to the dentist,
she told me, she's like,
you are using this brand hot.
And I told her, I'm like, yeah, I am.
She's like, you need to stop
because you have a bunch of it
underneath your gum that's not dissolving.
Oh.
Oh my God.
And she, and I'm like, no, I'm like, what do you mean?
The commercial even says like, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's like, no, look.
And so like with a little tool, she gets them.
She's like, there's a lot of it.
Wait, isn't that like a life hack though?
You always have mint in your mouth.
No.
No, they're like the little ones.
You have gum disease.
I can already.
That's crazy.
But yeah, no, she told me she's like, no, I've been getting a lot of like clients or customers like that that have been using that toothpaste.
Okay.
Well, that's why you need to use sensitive.
to die the number one
I do.
I do.
I actually do.
I love it.
And then also.
And white ins.
Yeah.
If you weren't supposed to rinse
after like,
think about every time
you've gone to the dentist,
they tell you.
Rinse you rinse.
Right after.
Right after they like clean your mouth.
They do a teeth cleaning then give you
it's because this food don't go.
This food don't know.
Yeah.
Great.
You know you have insurance now.
Probably like a year ago.
Every six months, brother
You're supposed to go
You're going to have to get a deep cleaning now
Yeah
I had like a disease on my
Yeah
How did she know?
I don't know
Don't listen to TikTok
Don't listen
I've learned
We're sorry dentists
Oh my god
Oh I got a dentist
We could call
Oh yeah
Dr. Hank
He'll make a song about it
Tell him to make a song about it
I wish Dr. Lee
My dentist was there
Because she's legit
Like I love her so much
She's so expensive
Like you know how like dentists cost a lot of money, right?
Yeah, I definitely have ran out my insurance all of that
So every time I go in, it's like thousands.
Yeah, pay out of pocket.
But while they're working on my teeth and I see how like they treat this like brain surgery
And she's in there, I'm like, yeah, this is kind of worth it.
We'll spend money on things that don't matter.
And it's like nothing matters more than low-key, you're grilled, dog.
Yeah, that makes sense.
My little mistake, $1,400.
Yeah.
At a pocket, yeah.
Am I funding her lavish lifestyle?
Yes.
But she's making me feel better about mine.
I go to the spot in the hood, but they do a pretty good job.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, thank you for that.
Thanks for misinformation.
Let us know what Dr. Hank says.
Yeah.
A raps.
FJ.
What are your Mexican cousin's names?
Y'all gonna laugh.
Wait, no.
Hold on.
We're starting already.
Brownback mornings.
Good morning.
Power 1-6.
L.A.'s no-1 for hip-hop.
He's brown bag.
And we got our baby girl, Haley.
Well, Cheney.
I was just asking you where you're from.
when you're from? Tennessee.
And I asked you, are there any Mexicans out there?
And you said, yes.
My cousins.
I don't know why that blew our minds.
Oh, Mexicans are somewhere.
No, I think less about Mexicans being in Tennessee
and more that you have cousins that are Mexican.
She loved them.
What are your Mexican cousin's name?
You're going to giggle.
Okay.
Are we going to anybody in here named Jose?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have a cousin named Jose.
Is he Jose?
Jose Welch? No, he has a different last.
Okay, okay, okay. So he's dad.
Wait. What? Yeah, I love that.
Shout to Jose.
How old are you, Haley?
21. Oh, you just heard 21. What were you doing the night that you got, like the, the, that the video happened? Were you guys just out?
Yeah, we were at the, what do you call it, Tulsi?
Yeah. CMA Fest. Oh, okay, it's country music awards fest, right? Yeah. Nice.
It was pretty fun.
What's the night?
The night that changed your life.
So, yeah, so that happens, right?
Like, and then you have a random man on the street interview.
I'm sure he's just, you guys are just walking by.
He put a, you know, Mike in your face and you're just like, okay, do this.
Then you lead, like, you, as you're saying it, it feels like you're just walking away.
I was trying.
Right, yeah.
I was trying to get away from him.
What happens after that?
Because you said you don't really, you weren't on social media too much like that.
That happens, like, what?
Tell me what happens like the next day.
So the next day, yeah, everything is fine and peachy.
He still never heard nothing else about it.
Then the next day comes by.
And then my friend sent in our group chat, like the video he posted.
And I was getting up for work because it was like the ass crack of dawn.
So I was like, that is not good.
I didn't expect it to blow up.
And as the day went on, I was at work.
I was like, okay, people keep still seeing that.
What time of day did you quit your job?
The ass crack a dog?
Really early.
No, I still went to work for about three weeks or maybe a month.
Okay.
I quit on a Thursday. I didn't even plan to quit.
It just happened. It just fell.
So when are you quitting? I was like, I'm not quitting you guys.
And then the day coming, I was like, well, I'm fixing me traveling.
So I might as well. I was like, all right.
Do people trip out on your accent?
I think that's part of what people have gotten, like, I guess, bewildered about you.
And to you, it's so regular.
Like, to me, you're coming to this magical little creature that's just speaking so cute.
And he was telling us about cute aggression earlier, about cute things that make you just want to.
And just say, yeah, that's you right now.
No.
Like, it's so funny.
She's so globally.
That's what it is.
Haley Welch, how do you feel too?
Like, I guess the dudes, the dudes are so enamored with you.
Like, isn't it a trip?
Like, you see it.
I know you see it.
It's terrific, Hayley.
And I don't know I've heard you talk about, like, someone asking you to, like, spit, and then they'll buy the spit, which is totally gross.
Guys, please don't see how big.
In Spanish, it means that you guys are going extra.
Oh, wow.
We ruin everything.
But is Pookie?
Is Pookie real?
Yeah.
Okay.
How does Pookie?
feel about this new like dude attention you're getting?
Hey, hey, you don't like it.
Yeah.
Did he buy a couple new guns?
Yeah.
How did I know?
That's still going strong?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's okay.
If it's a situation ship or however it is, you're just, you just turned 21.
So you're fine.
How do you feel about like the most famous people in the world just using like your phrase that like you coined?
Because I'm just hearing it all day.
My dad said it yesterday.
I'm like, Dad, shut up.
Can you not say that?
And it's also become just like the universal.
Your dad said it yesterday.
How about when you said it?
I knew I made it when Eminem made a post about it.
Yeah, see?
That's what I'm talking about?
What does that make you feel like?
I'm just like, I don't know.
He knows me.
Are you Eminem fan?
I get this belief.
I do like Eminem.
Yes.
I do like Eminem fans over here.
Do you have it?
So, okay.
You have to show.
Speaking of that,
speaking of incredible people,
saying incredible people
yeah okay so the other day yeah okay you go no you go
we're talking about hawkeye right from
Marvel and I like hawkeye sounds really funny
and I was like say it again and he's like hawkai and I was like
well you got a what hawk I and then so he was like I hawk like instead like he's like
let the I'm gonna get you back I hawk I'm not gonna say it and then he said this
oh I have to it and we're like bruce of life I had an intrusive thought
yeah I was like I was like oh I have to it and I was like oh I have to it and I was like
Wait, I'm like, I'm live on radio.
Like, now it's a sound bite.
And then not even 10 minutes later, it's on the board.
And now it's like, they want to race it.
And I don't know how to race it, so it's unfair.
Have you ever heard the Missy Elliott song?
Get your freak on.
And then she says, ha, khto in your face.
I think I've seen that.
Yeah, because you're remixing you with that song.
Because she said it exactly like how you say it.
Not that it's any different.
Well, not that it's like a weird out of this world thing to say.
Yeah.
But why do you know that?
Not the word.
Why do you know what to do it?
Why do you know to say that?
It just literally gave in your brain.
Some stuff just comes out of my mouth.
Yeah.
Like, me and my cousins, we've always joked about it,
but we used in like a different way, I guess you could say.
Yeah.
So I turned it a little bit.
Haley Welch, it wasn't a pleasure to meet you and have you inside and outside morning.
Thank you.
You guys have anything more to add?
I did see that you made a video.
Trying to explain to your grandma what Haktua means.
Has she learned? Have you told her?
That was the funniest conversation.
I think I've ever had in my life.
I had to explain it to her three times.
She's like, oh, she's like, spit on it.
She tickles a fire out of me.
That's so awesome.
Tickles a fire out of me.
I'm going to use that.
Tickles a fire out of me.
Haley Walsh, you guys.
We're going to see more of you and we're excited.
So now you got a bunch more Mexican cousins when you're going to tell you.
Yeah.
Keep it here.
It's Power 106.
This is Power 106, Brownback Mornings, and it is time for the Brownback Olympics.
Brownback Olympics yet again.
Okay, now, going down in the Paris Olympics right now, it appears that these countries are not doing so great.
Okay?
At the Paris Olympics, you know how many medals El Salvador actually has?
Zero.
Yeah.
Zero.
Not surprising.
You know how many medals Mexico actually has in the Paris Olympics?
How many?
Three.
More than me three.
You know how many medals Spain has?
Quantos.
Nine.
You know how many medals?
The USA has?
Let me hear it.
Seventy-nine.
At least as up right now, I'm pretty sure people are winning new things right now over there in Paris.
But on the Brownback Olympics, El Salvador has the real competition.
Three golds and one silver.
So, so were.
Are you going to be representing for your country of El Salvador?
Are you going to be the first El Salvador to win the Brownback Olympics?
We're going to.
Okay.
I don't like this.
All right.
So let's go ahead and do the representation for each country.
Representing the USA.
We got our guy, Gregory.
USA, USA!
We're coming back, baby.
Representing Spain.
Spain.
Spain.
Yeah.
We have Rosecransvik
Don't let the world
In Lasanne
They get to say
Ross Kranzvik
Repres
El Salvador
We have
Edgar
Brian Brian
Mittina
You sound like a minion
I can't unhear it
Brian
All right
And representing Mexico
La Chona herself
And she can't
Like a little flag
It's for the
The
Good thing there wasn't a tequila
drinking contest.
I would win her.
She would have won.
That is
stereotypical Spain.
Please stop that.
And everyone knows
she's better at mescal
than tequila.
Yeah.
You want to talk about it?
Good one, USA.
I'm telling you we need to build this alliance.
You can't build it in alliance.
We need to keep them out.
We need to keep them out.
You see Angie, sure.
She's rep in Salvador.
Yeah, Angie.
Every day of the
Brown Bag Olympics, you guys
are supposed to rep your country, right?
Angie, you're very much
wearing El Salvador Blue.
I'm wearing Dr.
Blue.
This is
Salvador.
Are you?
You match with the flag,
dog.
That unite against the Europeans.
No, we're not,
we're not doing alliances.
This is the Bronbe and Olympics.
We're doing it.
This is NATO.
It's about to be NATO right now.
We just had Haley Welch
in here with us.
We have the most medals.
We should.
We should.
Yeah.
Wait.
We just had Haley Welching with us.
The Haktua chick.
Shout out her, baby, girl.
Watch our full interview.
Par 106 Los Angeles on YouTube.
But she inspired me
with the Haktua, right?
Oh.
So over the Haktua, right?
So over at the Paris Olympics, they have ice hockey.
Super cool.
Whoa.
We are going to do.
Am I supposed to run away?
Ice?
Both of us.
No.
We are going to ice hawk tour, okay?
Ice huck tour?
Yes, we're going to go to P4, and you guys are going to ice hoktua.
The hell does that mean?
Yeah.
Hocktua, an ice cube, the furthest wins, okay?
Oh, like, spit on that thing.
Spit on that thing, all right?
Victor, you got a net Friday.
So I need you right now to let me know which country you think is going to win.
USA, El Salvador, Mexico, or Spain.
818-5-2059.
That's 818-52059.
Find out who wins the Ice Hoc Tour, Brown Bag Olympics.
After this, it's 5106, L.A's number one for hip-hop.
They've never been the most athletic.
This is Brown Bag Limpics.
Yes, it is.
Brownback Olympics, everybody.
Yeah.
We are here representing our
countries, representing our countries, okay?
And we went up,
everyone went down to the parking lot,
and we iced-hakt-toed it up in the parking lot.
Crazy.
We got ice cubes in our mouths,
and we spit them.
Whoever could spit the furthest wins ice hawk-too.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thi.
Thi.
Maximo, last time we went from person with less medals to the most medals.
Still investigating that?
So was it Vic that went first yesterday or Greg that went first yesterday?
I went first yesterday.
One of these losers.
Rigged.
So we flipped it today because I don't want to be rigged because he's now doing a whole campaign online about investigate El Salvador.
All right, all right.
And you already know they're already investigating El Salvador.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
So we just need to stop them.
That's just saying words that you heard on CNN, bro.
There's something going on over there.
So this time around we had El Salvador go first, okay?
Maximo went first for his country of El Salvador.
And this is how it went down.
I need you to pay close attention.
Not because clearly you can't see how far it went,
but you can see the foul on player or whatever that may have transpired, all right?
Check this up.
One, how tough?
That doesn't count.
Last piece.
That's cheating.
He said the last feet.
The biggest speed.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Right here.
I didn't account for it breaking.
No, right here.
All right.
So, Maximil spit.
All right.
And the Ice Cube broke.
And so different pieces went everywhere.
Yeah.
So Maximil was like, hey, the furthest piece should count.
That was the rules.
Since when?
Rules are rules.
You made that as soon as it happened.
Don't make you copy.
Kelly.
He'll show you rules.
And Greg immediately said that doesn't count.
That doesn't count.
That doesn't count.
That's cheating.
That's cheating.
I'm a guy.
Yeah, I'm with you, USA.
What if it happened to you?
Oh, the rules.
You got me there.
Got me on that one.
No.
See?
Look, trust me.
You say, something's going on.
I don't know feet, but how far do you think, Maximum?
37 feet.
Not, no, no.
That was like five feet.
It was five feet away?
All right, so he went five feet away.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then up next it was Angie.
Yeah, me.
Oh, my God.
Just play.
Tell me about your strategy that you were thinking.
I thought I had it.
I'm like, I'm going to really far, you know,
especially after I saw this fool, like his little strategy.
Yeah.
And so I'm like, oh, I got this.
I got this.
Yeah.
And then as soon as I went,
and you gave it a lot.
Like, you put, like, you put your stomach with it.
I did.
I took a deep breath and I'm like, I'm going to put a lot of pressure.
You know what I noticed is that he used his neck, right?
In this hot tub.
Why are you looking at my neck?
He used the neck the best.
And I think that.
Good neck?
Not he has good neck.
Yeah, like he had a strong neck.
Yeah, true, true, true.
You should have looked at why Angie didn't know how to spin on that thing.
Okay.
Well, Angie tried spinning on that thing.
I did.
I did.
Literally.
And this is how it went down.
Three, two, one.
Huckoo!
Angie slobbered, too.
Angie slobred.
Hers went like three inches.
All over the knobbered.
Did it?
But I slubbered and it just fell out of my mouth.
But did it.
It didn't break though, huh?
No.
I'm waiting.
Yeah, there was no distance on it.
And you went like half a foot.
Okay.
Half a half of a half of a half of a half of a half of a half of them.
That's how only one of them broke so far.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
One of them has only broke.
That's crazy.
Investigates.
He's called.
No, let's let's continue.
Let's continue.
It would be a good strategy though.
One of these pieces is going to make it more.
I don't even think that.
Yeah.
Okay.
So Angie spit it probably like a half foot and she sprayed a lot.
Like I think it's a life.
It was a realistic spit.
It was realistic.
Next up we had good old America.
Right here.
USA!
Okay, Greg.
Talk to you about your strategy.
You know, I saw team El Salvador and I was like, I'm going to join the cheaters over here.
Maybe like...
So you cheated?
You admit to cheating.
Because I was trying to get a strategy.
I was like, hmm, let's see if this works.
And if it works, my investigation's right.
What's the strategy?
To use my neck, you know?
Yeah.
That sounds wild
Nobody accounted for
Is that Maximo has the strongest neck
Let me see that neck
Listen
I hit the gym yesterday
All right
I was doing push-up
I'm gonna let you know
I'm gonna let you know
It is a Salvadorian trait
And we can't be mad at it right
Excuse me
Huck to it up boy
Speak for yourself
All right
Oh I am
Oh I am
All right
Greg
This is me just looking at people
that are taller than me
I'm like, look up.
Yeah, you should look up when you do it.
Oh, that's why.
Anyway, Greg, that's insane.
This is Greg's talk to a.
Yeah.
I look down.
This is Greg's talk to it.
Check this up.
Two, one, go.
Greg didn't.
What happened?
That was it?
That's it.
Yeah, but did my break too?
Yours didn't break.
Hmm, all right.
Your didn't break.
So you see, you used his strategy
and he didn't break.
It didn't break, huh?
That's crazy.
But he's using, you know, Popusa enhancing things for his neck.
You know what I'm saying?
Greg went around four feet.
Yeah, it was about four feet.
Yes.
It wasn't that best.
And then it was Spain's turn.
Olae!
At this point, Mexico and USA had tried Maximo strategy.
Yeah, they used their neck.
I don't know how to use my neck.
So I just straight shot it.
Raw dogged it.
He stood tall.
Yeah, stood tall.
No hands.
Yeah, no hands.
Like in Iglesia.
And like an Enrique Iglesia.
And you weren't supposed to use your hands by the way.
No, no, no, no.
He's good at that.
And this is how Vic Hocked to us.
Two, one.
Whoa, a lot of power in you.
A lot of power in your blow.
A lot of power in the tongue.
I hug to it.
I hugged two.
I hawk two.
Yeah.
His break?
Vicks did not break.
What?
You see?
Suspicious El Salvador.
Vicks had a lot of water on me
And how far did Vicks go?
Vicks went about three feet, right?
No, no, no.
Four.
It went like further.
Four and a half feet.
Yeah.
It went an extra feet longer
because there was a lot of life on it.
Four and a half feet.
I can't help with this how I talk.
Okay.
So it all boiled down to the guy spitters.
Yeah.
Angie.
Great hat to a boy.
Yes.
And so we have Angie in fourth place.
Angie, you get nothing.
I'm sorry.
Now I know how Vick feels.
Greg placed bronze.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
There's something still suspicious in there.
Main play silver.
Finally.
And yet again.
Investigate.
Oh,
Investigation.
Yes, we're going to test it for PEs after this.
Brown Bag Olympics.
Buenos Dias, good morning to you.
We just had our ice hot to a challenge.
And there is a challenge, a challenge.
Okay.
We went up to our parking line.
up to our parking lot, and we had the crew spitz and ice.
Haktua as far as they could.
El Salvador won this challenge yet again.
He did.
Of our five challenges, Maximo and El Salvador have won four gold.
One silver.
Investigation.
America is not happy about this.
America does not like to lose.
Right behind you.
Yeah, there's something suspicious going on in this games right here.
Mexico, how do you feel about it?
Because there seems to be two countries that are at war with El Salvador.
I know, I know, but both America and Spain, I hate me already.
Mexico, they won't give me papers.
They won't have to form the alliance with El Salvadoran.
So I'm going to have to form the alliance with El Salvadorian.
This is what I always wanted in my household.
Right here.
Oh, my God.
Me like a Mexican.
I know you do.
Like a true El Salvadorian.
Okay.
So Greg wants us to test for PDDs,
Pupusa enhancing drugs.
Oh, no, Salvador.
And you know what?
I second that motion.
You do?
Of course you would.
Alliance.
Alliance.
We're clicking up now.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah, the losers do.
Spain and USA.
Yeah, both conquering countries are hanging out.
We're about to do it again.
Okay.
What does history do?
Repeat itself.
That's right.
These guys are losers.
Leave my people alone.
Okay.
So I am a very.
Just judge.
You are three.
Maximum, I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
I'm going to see if you have been performance enhancing or not.
I trust you, like I trust all Salvadorians to tell the truth, right?
We're not liars.
No.
No.
Salvadorians don't lie.
N'ambre, right?
No, man, right?
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth in Salvador?
Vaya.
Vaya, poe?
Okay.
He must answer that in English because that is an English saying.
In the past 30 days, Al-Solvador, have you ate any meat?
Pausa.
Pausa?
It's yes or no?
Yes or no?
English or Spanish?
Asada.
Okay.
So, yes.
Tacos asa.
Okay.
Okay, that's my next question.
Okay.
Were these, was this carne from Mexico?
Or was this carne from here?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Where were they from?
Argentina.
From Argentina.
He passed because Salvi's don't lie.
Right?
Yes.
I don't know about this.
He passed.
Tell me.
Tell me.
Do you, you promise sell the truth,
hold you didn't.
Do you drink energy drinks?
No, man.
Solo American.
Tome.
Tomon.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
America.
America needs translation.
America doesn't know what's going on here.
Because energy drinks, they give you wings, they enhance your performance America.
So you're here investigating El Salvador, but is it you who actually needs investigating America?
No, I don't think so.
I haven't been using any of those.
You haven't been drinking energy drinks.
Nope, no energy drinks at all.
Well, this photo right here shows you going to the liquor store.
I was getting something else.
I don't know.
I was getting shrugging.
two monsters
before the last
Browback Olympic
game America
America
Peter
a postia roja
that they'd
a rhino
so what do we do now
America
that's American made
till did that count
I don't know
America's getting really red
right now
I'm a color of my country
that's why
in my investigation
of El Salvador
I've actually found
proof that it is you
who have been
He has tape on his ear.
He has a bandaid on his ear.
No, this whole thing is rigged.
Something's going on.
Honestly, like, he keeps trying to speak Spanish.
I don't know, those Spanish words, that's not what we invented.
Over here in Spain.
Okay.
Yeah, you actually did, Spain.
No, they made their own Spanish over here.
We're going to go to Jonathan on the line.
Jonathan.
What's up, Jonathan?
Jonathan, you've been hearing the Brown Bag Olympic,
and you also have been hearing the investment.
What do you make of this in El Salvador?
Do you think that they need to be disqualified or what are what do you make of this whole thing?
Yeah, they should be something going on here.
Jonathan, you were going for El Salvador.
I know.
Actually, I wasn't.
I was going for Angie first, but then they told me she got picked so then I said, I'll go for
El Salvador.
No, man.
Yeah.
Jonathan!
Jonathan!
Jonathan!
He's up.
He's going to go.
Jonathan, what is your grounds for disqualifying El Salvador?
It can't just be because you're from Mexico.
Oh, well, I'm a chickade from Mexico.
It's just, I just don't care for El Salvador.
No, no, no, let them.
Maximo, the listeners have spoken.
The next Brownback Olympic game.
No.
You will not be represented.
What?
Yes.
I do.
That is a lot.
Let's go!
The alliance is working.
You're getting paid under the table.
However, El Salvador.
However, El Salvador.
You got a coffee from Greg.
I need to investigate that.
Can I talk?
Let her talk.
Oh, my God.
El Salvador.
I, too, share Salvadorian heritage.
I've heard this before.
So I will be subbing in for you to represent.
Oh, okay?
I believe in.
I believe in you.
You all right.
Y'all better be careful what you ask for, okay?
Because la Mamma de la Mama is stepping.
in Margie! We're coming in!
Keep in here, it's Paro-6.
Wait, I'm wet!
Brown Bag!
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