Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 273 TITANIC SHLONG Brown Bag Mornings (8/9/2024)

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

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Brown Bag Mornings live from Dave and Busters in Orange. That's right. Good morning. Yeah. Good morning. We made it all the way to the O-C. Finally. Happy Friday, y'all.

It's far in hell. It is Friday, August 9th. We're in the city of Orange at the grand reopening of Dave and Busters. At the block. At the block. We have to block with it. All right. Check this out.

All morning, while we're going to be broadcasting live. You still got your chance to come through. say what's up there's so many people in here already I see someone with a Mexico flag oh back there raiders all right and check this out we have Dodger fans in here too yeah right yeah angel fans where are you at no other son there's oh come on a boy I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting no turpour's here no turfors here's here so that guy pop-by we're gonna be on our best behavior yeah we're gonna be broadcasting live all morning long and on the way my

We have Maximo or Maximo. What's going on? It's just a bunch of things that irk me and that should irk you. Grimes his ears. And I got another one. I'm just excited to be here. Oh, yeah. This is amazing.

We haven't popped out of LA in a long time. We're like Valley babies and LA babies, but then we got our Santa Ana in here. I love staying home. Yeah, Angie's drive was really good sitting. It was like 15 minutes. I'm like, oh my God, I woke up at five. I got ready at home. I didn't have to rush.

I love it here. Did anyone go to Seekerstrum? Sinkersprim? No one? No one? Wow. What? Stop moving.

Crazy. The ops are here. No. But we're having a good time. And we got our guy Maximo with Maximo's, Maxino's. What's going on, Max? So these are things that irk me. Okay.

And I sure irk everybody. Okay. And it's when people have too many pillows on their couches, on their beds. Oh, my God. Why is that bad? Why? Because I just throw everything on the ground. Like, let me sit comfortably.

Brough. Pillows aren't comfortable. Instead of a whole bunch of clothes. I'll take one pillow. You hate throw pillows. One pillow. One pillow and that's it. He hates decorative pillows.

Yeah. Those are the worse. Is your pillow yellow? A lot of people here looking at me crazy. That's why I know they have a lot of pillows. I feel like you probably have neck problems, bro. Or back problems. So how many pillows are on your bed?

Yeah. Four. That's a lot. Yeah. They're stacked. That's a lot. I have two pillows on my bed. Yeah, I'm two pillows.

No, Vic can't, Vic, Big puts a pillow in between his legs. I know. You grab your own gears, bro. No. Maximile has a body pillow. No, that's crazy. The pregnancy pillow?

The breastfeeding one? You're crazy. You know too much. So what happened that you went into someone's house and then you were like, oh, pillow. There's just pillows everywhere. Who's bed where you're sleeping out? Don't worry, buddy.

Oh. Hey, you're supposed to say than me a lap. Geez. This guy. This guy. Yeah. I used to not be a, like, I liked my little pillow, and that's it. But then, like, my mom would do this whole thing.

She would go to Ross and get, like, the package. And the package had, like, a throat pillow. It had, like, a fluffy pillow and all of that. And I would be so mad at it because I had to do the beds. And I'm like, that was my chore. And I'm like, stupid pillow. That might be it, too. This extra pillow.

Yeah. It was all the little time of your life. Yeah. And then there's, like, different shape pillows. Yeah. Bro, what happened to just, like, the rectangle? Sorry for comfort these days. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't say anything wrong with it. Yeah. That's how I know you have a lot of pillows. I sleep with a banana pillows. I have one pillow, that's it. Just one. And it's wash, I swear.

I promise. Just have one year? The fact that you have to say that, I don't know. Why just one? Right. Because that's all his parents gave them. Yeah. They said you don't pay the bills.

At least pay for pillows. I feel like your pillow has a yellow stain on it. It has a couple yellow stains on it. Ew. Yeah. It's on Gino. It has a cover on it though. What is it?

Papa Trot? It's on my hot wheel bed All the other kids in you You guys like Paw Patrol? Yeah You're like no No No

We're all right You like Porzarehida Huh? I see your best pro shops hat Or your mom just gave that to you For back to school? Maybe he goes fishing It's okay

How old are you? Seven? Eleven Eleven Eleven Seven, eleven All right bro Just place them for Sanahida

You're gonna get all the girls In school Yeah We are live from the city of Orange. We're at Dave and Buster's a grand reopening. Come through if you can if you still have time. Come have a good time with us and Maximo, thank you for telling us

what grind your gear. Does anyone have more than two pillows? Yeah, but this is right now, you gotta make some noise. Yeah. Maximo hates you. Not though. He hates all of you. I think you need to make some changes in your life. Priorities, get your priorities straight.

Right now, let's do some shout-outs. We got some shout-out. Shout out to Jeremiah. He's here right now and he wanted a shout-out. Where's Jeremiah? Jeremiah. Where's he at? Hey. I'm going right there with a Tupac shirt.

That's, that's our homie that his bucket list was to dance. Ain't no fun with me and Angie. Oh, yeah. How old are you, nine? 12. 12. And he knows ain't no fun. 12, and I'm about to be a man, Latina.

I can take care of you, girl. Leanna wants a birthday shout out. Today is her birthday, and she has a very special shout out to her crush. Vic. What? Rosecrans, Vic is her crush. Hey. Tell her something, Victor.

Tell her, happy birthday. Happy birthday, girl. That's creepy. Do you hope she has fun today? Yeah, yeah. I hope you have the best time ever. You know, there's no better place to celebrate it than that Dave and Busters

at the Block and Orange. Yep, yep. That's it. That's it. That was good. Come me on spot. All right. Be on nervous.

It's a serious. Get your little Enrique Glesiasan. Yeah, come on. What does that mean? You're Spain. Your Spain. Your Spain. Bramb,

Sing. Don't let the world in a song. Do it for her birthday. Happy birthday land. You gotta say happy birthday land. I have to sing happy birthday. Yeah. Like that's a whole song.

Come on. You could have danced, but it's okay. You're okay. Happy birthday to Brianna from Ontario. She's turning 24 today. Okay. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.

Feliz Cumblaños. Aty. Is that it, pops? That's it. All right. Let's get into Word on Rosecrans. Roastcrans. Word on roast crotch. The word is

Billy Elish Snoop Dog and the red hot chili peppers will be performing at the closing ceremony of the Olympics this Sunday. Sweet. All right. All three artists will be seen from Los Angeles in a mixed, pre-taped, and live performances.

So it'll be, some will be live, some will be pre-taped, and they're all going to be performing at the closing ceremonies for the Olympics. Pre-taped? That's well. That's already over. I know. It feels like it just started, but it's like, well,

like, it's going to be in forever. The way we've been doing Brownback Olympics, I'm like, oh, my God, can do Olympics? He's only saying that because he's winning right now. That's someone who likes winning? Oh, yeah, I'm sick of the Olympics. Honestly, I'm sick of losing. Shout out to the old me, the Raider fan that brought the Mexican flag.

Yeah. So he told us, he's like, hey, I want to have Maximo Sainet even though he's salvi. Oh. They think he's full salvi ever since the Olympics. Because I want his left hand. Yeah. You know what's cool that I saw about the Olympics is that Team USA has to win tomorrow

I don't even know if they're playing tomorrow But tomorrow is 8, 10, 24 And those are Kobe's numbers He was number 8 on the Lakers number 10 When he played for USA on the Olympics And 24 So they're like, hey, the pressure is on Shout to Kobe and the Black Mamba

I know the OC claims Kobe too Right? Yeah, yeah Yeah. We do. We hope he's everybody's. And yesterday was 8-824, and they won at the very last second in the fourth quarter. I love it.

He's watching over. He's that meme right now watching over from heaven. Like, you better win. You better make that bucket joel and beat. I'm excited for that, though. I'm excited for tomorrow's game. Yeah, exactly. All right, look, Lotto dropped her sugar honey iced tea album, and I'm going to recap the standout

moments for you, all right? Hold on. Hey, kids, kids, when you want to say the S word, where the kids are? When you want to say the S word, where are the kids at? say sugar honey iced tea, okay? Try it. Wow, sugar honey ice tea. It's an acronym. Oh, yeah.

Put it together. That's what it means. Crazy now. Cool. Yeah, so a lot of named her album that. And she dropped a brand, you know, it's a brand new for the first time since 2022. And there's some bangers on here, right? It features Megan the Stallion, Cardi B, Coco Jones.

But I got to play you guys the record featuring another Atlanta queen, Sierra. All right? You guys got to listen to this. Nice. I'm playing. I love it. I love when, oh, my God. Yeah, thanks.

Is it Oxy? Yeah, no, it's here. This beat, peace. Any. Oscar, he's playing audio. Nope, nothing. Hey, you have to perform it. Performing the song, perform it.

All, go ahead. Go, and dance it. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a really good song. Just imagine it. Just imagine the song. What am I supposed to do? Sing it.

Talk about it. What's important about it? Why do you like it? It has, like, an Atlanta, like, kind of like the you guys remember when they had the the challenge of the Running Man Challenge? What was that?

My Boo? By Global Disney? Yes, that one. Okay, so it sounds similar to that. Oh, okay. Yeah, it has that kind of feel to it. It was dope because it's two, you know, Atlanta artists on it. Bringing that sound back was pretty fire to me. So it's like a house music track? Is it?

It's like how hard. It's up tempo. It's really good. It's a sound I haven't heard from me. her necessarily. Google it, Google it. Stream it. Stream it.

You'll go hear you. Yeah, exactly. You know what I did see, though, that she has a song of Meg the stallion, Lado, and this is like the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Yeah. So Lado and Meg don't get along with Mickey Minash. No.

Right? And so they're on a song together, and so that probably got Mickey Minash mad. Yeah, and she was on the remix to Sunday service as well, which is like the song. Just to Ice Spies. Yeah. Exactly. That's crazy.

It's a lot of drama. And speaking of, and speaking of, Ice Spice. You know, she's been kind of trading shots back and forth with her. With Lotto. Yeah, with Lotto. For the past, I don't know, year or so. On the album, the last song is called Shout Out to Me. And she addresses

Ice Spice again. She says, Bys, I don't want to talk to something, something, something, ISIS. Which is Ice Spice's real name. It was a really good disc. She says, like, we're at war. Isis, talking spicy. It was all that wordplay thrown in there.

Yeah. that I would have played if this worked. Okay. Let's say they're beefing, and this is like the new Drake and Kendrick beef. Okay, we have the crew in here. We're at David Busters in Orange. Yes.

Who's going, Team Lotto? Wow. Wow. Team Ice Spice? Oh, Ice Spice. The Jeremiah? The eight of one kid? Yeah.

I love you. Jeremiah? I love you. What is it? You like her bars? Yeah. Right that? Right that?

The bars, the bars. All right. Thank you for that, me. All right. Word on Rose Cranz brought to by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Cranzvick for Roundback Mornings on Power 106. All right. And now let's get into, don't you know I'm local.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. In local news, the kids go back to school next week. Yay! All the parents are parents.

Parents, parents. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Kids, we love spending so much time with you. Yeah, it's great to have at home. You are the best. Love hearing you complain. She's so sad.

Around. You're always hungry. Kids, make some nicer school kids. Oh. There's like hella kids in here, too. Parents, make some next to school. All right, so check this out. Do we have any teachers in here?

Any teachers that also go back to school? Over there in the corner, back to the ball? Crazy. Yeah. They got to get it in before school starts. Angie O.C.? They're the cool teachers, that's why. I knew my teachers.

Yeah. They're the cool teachers. They're the lit teachers. Okay, well, check this out. A teacher in Bakersfield went to school, because you know the week before school starts, you go in and you prep your classroom, do all that stuff.

A teacher in Bakersfield opened her classroom and found a bear inside. A bear? A actual bear. You can check it out. I'm Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. There's bears in Bakersfield? Yeah.

Right? Brough. She saw that she had accidentally locked her cell phone and the bear in the same room because she like saw it. She's like, how am I going to call the cops? So she literally had to like sneak back in

and grab it. The bear was like more of, a medium-sized bear was like a teen bear. Yeah. Oh, she had to do the bear minimum. But check this out. What's a trip about this story is her name. What is it?

The teacher's name. Goldilocks. I was about to say. No, check this out. What? Is Elaine Salmon. Oh, wow. And bears go up food to hunt salmon.

They knew it. Bears can read. For sure. Confirm. Recented. Salmon? I'm here. I'm here.

Samman, where's it at? What time Saman get here? This is Miss Salmon up here. This is awesome, but I don't have to swim upstream. That's a trick. Maximo, your girl is a teacher, right? Shout out Miss H. Shout out Ms. H. Everybody.

She hasn't got a ring on her finger yet, so shout at her. Hey, yeah, we're not talking about that. Is she prepping for school? She already started, actually, because it's a charter school. Does she have bear spray? No bears spray? No bears spray. I feel like this is a new teacher fear unlocked.

She actually, just fun fact. She loves the Olympics because it has five rings. And she doesn't have one? No. No. No. No. No.

Didn't you say yesterday? I'm still tripping out how you said she proposed to you. Yeah. I was like up late at night thinking about that. I'm like, did that really happen? Do you want to bring a multi? You're thinking about it? I was.

With five of my pillows. All right. We're broadcasting live from Dave and Busters in the City of Orange at the blog. We have some couples in here, right? Where are couples at? Makes a noise? They're not sure. Are they?

Are they complicated? It's probably because, are you guys, has anyone here been with your partner 10 plus years and still not married? That's right. Make some noise. That's a king over there. Wow.

Does that feel, if it feels cool to just keep her waiting? She's not waiting if she's there. She's not waiting. I'm here, aren't I? I'm here. You're not alone. These are the nominees for the Simp of the week. Simps, Simps, Sim.

SET S SIP, SET, SET, SET, SETT SETT, SETT, SETT, SINF along with us. Yeah, even the kids. We are live from Dave and Busters in the City of Orange. We have the black with it, okay? Yeah. And we are broadcasting live until 10 a.m. Br, I don't know what you said, but that's right, bro. Let's go.

That's right. Anything followed by a woo. Yeah. You suck, woo. All right. Hold on. We got a microphone situation going on. like if we're in a kinsiguerra.

All right. Okay, Maximo, what are the nominees for this week's Simple of the Week, bro? Before I get started, I want to shout out Emily right here. Okay. When Greg was trying to sign her jersey. Oh, yeah. Her dog jersey.

She's mad dog jersey. She looked at him like, Discuss. Yeah. You better not, Padra fan. Dad, you're doing a great job, Dad. I've never been so hard in my life. Yeah, she had this look on her face.

I was hilarious. Yeah. She didn't want me to do it. She turned around like, get away. I'm like, oh, all right. Because that's what having a good Padre does. Yeah. Wow.

Oh, bars, bars. That's the only Padre we recognize. That's right. What's up, the Maximo? What are the nominees, bro? Our first nominee for Sim of the week is Kyrie Irving, who was asked who was his celebrity crush by some random person on the internet? And this is what he said. A hall pass with any celebrity, who would it be?

A hall pass, what you mean? That means you can just mess with any celebrity you want to. Oh, now I love my wife, Barley Wilkinson. Shout out my wife, my wife. Shout out his wife. His answer was his wife's full name. And it's not Irving. Her last name's not Irving.

It is not Irving. Also, they're not even married. And she's not a celebrity technically. Stop. What? She is. Who's your celebrity crush, Vic? My girl.

See? Wow. Soup. Sin. Not lying, it's ice spice! Stop it. Stop it, girl. Look at this.

Yeah. It gets excited. He gets excited every single time you get. I love ice and ice. All right. All right, that's nominee number. Our second nominee is a guy who's explaining how it is to go to the club with his girl and how she picks him up after the club. What?

Oh, going to the club, having a girl. It's the best feeling in the world. Ain't no pressure. There is absolutely no pressure. It's a win-win. It's a win-win. I don't get no phone numbers. It's all good.

I'm going home to my girl. Sometimes we want to go to go to my girl. the club and get different girls phone numbers just to see if we still got it. And for the real players, you know what we do after the club, we make our girl pick us up. Vick? Oh, my God. What? You're a real player, right?

Yeah. Your girl picks you up after the club? No. Wow. She picks me up to put me in the bed, yeah. She picks you up? No. She doesn't know.

Vig's not the part of his relationship where he don't go out to the club without his girl. That's true. Yeah. in that honeymoon phase. So it's like, I want you to come, girl. I had this question for the guys. Because the dude on this audio said that he goes to the club without his girl just to see if he still got it and picks up chicks. Guys, is that what you're doing when you don't go with your girl to the club, fellas?

I mean. Y'all are still trying? You're still practicing, guys. I'm looking at you. Their hair with their girl. She's looking. She's not. She's shaking her head at your head.

She doesn't want to look at him. He pleases of fit. He pleads a fit. Good answer. Good answer. Because all this time, we just thought you guys were having boys night. We are having boys' night. Yeah, it is boys' night.

It's a whole sport to do that. That's right. We take score and everything. Yeah, you got to put up shots. But Simp for getting picked up from the club by his girl. By his girl. Yeah, that's wild. And the next nominee is the Olympic runner Alice Finno who proposed to her boyfriend

after she plays fourth place. And instead of giving him a ring, she gave him a pin. That said, love is in Paris. Oh, get out of here. with that fourth place. Oh my god. That's the romantic. And what did the pin say? Love is in Paris.

See? Is it this when Maximo's girl proposed to him? Like, didn't he compare to that? Oh, you're right. I didn't get no pin. Did the guy say yes? The guy said yes. He said yes? He said yes? Yeah. Hell no.

How's you going to say no? The camera room. I would have said no. How are you going to put me first? You can't even place first. Yeah. I'm sure. That's fast. I just can't wait till his bridal shower. I can't wait for his bachelor's red party

He's lit. Your girl proposes to you, what do you say? Of course. She already did. Of course is a crazy answer. Do you start crying? Why not?

Maximo's going to say, why not? I guess. Hey, hey, hey, don't do that. Can I go dress shopping with you after? Maximo, hey, Maximo's going to be a bridezilla. Yeah. Are those the three nominees? Those are three nominees.

Okay. And who is the winner of this week's Simp of the Week, Maximo? Drum roll, please. And the winner, a simp of the week is Alice Finnell, the Olympic runner. Oh, the proposer.

She's in love. Maximus just hating at this point. He wants to be proposed to. He hates us. He has proposed. I do not want to be proposed to. I will do the proposal. Okay.

She's the For the Week for placing in the Olympics. Fourth place. Fourth place. If you're not first, you last. That's right. That is facts. Yeah. You know what I would have done?

Olympics. These are the best of the world, bro. I'm okay being fourth best in the world. No. Top three, maybe. Y'all ain't even fourth best in the cities you're from. Make sure you're like four right now. What?

All in our bag Olympics. Brown bag, Olympics. Oh, yeah. Come on. You know, it's rich. Oh, that's what he relates. Well, that's listen for the week. Yes.

All right, let's get it. Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim. All right, check this out, homie. Need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got your fault.

The homie help line. Kathy needs our help. Kathy. All right. Kathy sent us a DM and said, Oh my gosh. I just realized there's kids in here. Yeah.

You guys. Earmuffs. Earmuffs. Earmuffs on. Because I read this DM and it was pretty crazy. It is. Okay, okay, good job. Okay, go, go.

Okay. Kathy sent us a DM and said, I need your help, Brown bag. Okay. So my new guy is either the one or assigned to get back with my ex. Oh. You guys got to help me decide, please. So she said, we met in January and hit it off.

He's sweet, handsome, has a great job. But... It's always the but. He takes too long, y'all. I'm a fast and furious kind of girl. Whoa. He's a... He's a...

ordering his food to him? And he's a Titanic. tape set kind of guy. Seriously, he likes to go the game of length of Game of Thrones episodes and I prefer the length of a commercial break with some ad skipping, if you know what I mean. Whoa.

She's a... She's a wiki. What's her Instagram again? Stop. I need this. She said, and at first I thought maybe I'm just used to minute men like my ex. But it's been six months and it's just not doing it for me. I've asked him if it's me that's not doing

something right and he looked at me like I'm crazy saying he loves it and enjoys enjoying me. Ooh. She said, but I find myself dreading it, Brown Bag, and recently my ex started DMing me and I find myself fantasizing about how gone in 60 seconds we were together. Bras. She missed that old thing. She said, she said, granted, he has his own set of problems.

Intimacy wasn't one of them. He knew my spot. We did our thing and fell asleep. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just reading. There's children here. She said, but breaking up with our new guy over his lack of time management in the bedroom

feels kind of harsh. Or is it? You tell me, Brown Bag. Yeah. Wait. So she doesn't like that he laughs? Last too long. Yeah.

I need her Instagram. Who is this? I need this. Why? Don't worry about it. Dang. Greg's like, I got a minute. Personal reason.

Let me talk to you for a minute. That would be a record. This guy, other than that, is perfect. Shout out Kathy. She found the one. He has a good job. He's handsome. He treats her right.

He's sweet and all of that. But he just goes on too long. That's a crazy, like, a complaint. She says that she may be. She's used to her exes being Minuteman. I love it. Yeah. Crazy.

No, because I do want the one minute man. But she's saying, do you think that she should break up with him because it's not fast? It's not her speed. It's not her speed. She goes 80 and a 35. It's crazy. I think she needs to go 80 and 35 more often. Usually isn't it the other way around?

You're mad that he. Yeah. Not anybody here. Not anybody here. But you're mad that it's so fast. So her ex thought it was a race. and this guy thinks it's a marathon. Yeah.

Her ex printed. This guy marathons for sure. She said the tortoise wins a race at then. Yeah. That's true. All right. We've got to help Kathy out. This guy is perfect.

The only thing is he just lasts a long time. Yeah. Wow. And maybe she just wants to like get it done. Maybe she's busy. Maybe she has a lot of busy. She has errands to run. Maybe she's watching TV and she's like, all right, commercials.

Yeah. Some of us are that way too. Cut to the Chase. Come on. What we're here for? What's small talk? I got to be up at five in the morning. Yeah.

That's crazy. easy. Can't relate. Yeah. How can't you relate? Tell me how you can't relate. What do you mean? Yeah, tell me what about it you can't relate to? I'm a quick video game player. I play my video games quick. Get straight to the choice. Chase? Chase? Yeah. Can't even speak right now. Does that ever upset a girl? Do you say, it upsets myself? Yeah. You're disappointed?

Yeah, disappointed in my self. Disappoint myself is crazy. Do I say sorry? Do I say sorry? Yeah. I just look in the mirror and cry. You're so dumb. I thought you had it. I thought you had it this time. Oh my God. Jesus, me,

go and to start yorando. That's frank. Vick and Maximo. I don't want to ask, but. What? Like, does that happen? Going to a long, that's happened. Yeah, that's happened before.

It varies on situation. I get tired. I mean, it's like, I'll just be like, I'm tired, bro. Yeah. You can call her bro? Bro? No, no.

Bro. I'll say it to myself. I'll say it to myself. I'm going to tap out on this one, bro. bro. Yeah, to myself. No, I don't tell her that. You tell her to game. Small break, small break, small break, small break, small break.

Okay. You're running out of air? Yeah. I think it varies. She said that he lasts as long as the Titanic movie. That's pretty long. That's three hours, dog. He won an award for how long.

He got a rhino addiction. That's a lot of cardio. Oh, stop. Yeah. Yeah, he got a rhino addiction or a subscription to something. Yeah. And she's used to like them being TikTok length. Like, like, you could have made a vine.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, let's help Kathy. Let's help Kathy out. Should Kathy dump her new man that's perfect, but he just lasts too long. Kathy is wild. Yeah. Or, and go back to her ex, that was very, very, very, very quick with it.

We're helping out Kathy. Kathy has a new man. And every night he makes her watch Avatar for three hours straight. And she just wants us to watch a TikTok before bed. Yeah, she just wants a TikTok before bed. That's all. That's all. laugh.

This guy is not meeting her needs. No, he's a podcast. He's a podcast. She's feeling a little worn out. I bet. I'm like, oh my God. I'm tired. She also says that it might be because she's used to Minutemen.

And her ex specifically knew her spot, knew what to do, boom, bam, bow, and then, we out. But I would ask Kathy, like, how long did it take him to learn that? You know what I'm saying? It's like, sometimes it just takes time. Yeah. But she says she's been with this guy six months. So she's been with the new guy six months, and it still hasn't happened. So much so that she's like, dang, is it me?

Because I usually have these fools drop in 60 seconds, right? Might be her. And he said, no, he's like, I enjoy enjoying you. Yeah. That sounds kind of creepy of him. I don't know. When they last long, maybe they're getting that way. Okay.

So she wants to know, should she break up with her man simply because it's going too long in the bedroom? Yeah. And go back with her ex who has his own set of problems, but he knew her. Yeah, he's a minivan. He knew what to do. All right, we got, we got listeners here. Yes, we have Christina from Hawthorne. Christina.

Look at her, do it over here, looking at her like, I'm going to turn around. Wait, Christina. All right there. All the way from Hawthorne. Yes. Shout out, thank you for coming, baby girl. I'm sorry? Thank you for coming.

Of course, of course. And talk to us. What would you say to Kathy from our homie help line? So I don't think she should break up with her boyfriend. I think she should talk to her boyfriend, figure out maybe what it is. that he might like to help speed up the process, maybe. Involve, you know, objects or something, toys. I know that there's kids.

I know that there's kids, but, like, I know there's kids. I know there's kids, but, you know, maybe talk about what each other likes. Yeah. And I think for me, she should stay with him. He sounds like a great guy for her. Yeah, right. With a good job and all of that. So why leave that, you know, for a jerk who, you know, of somebody that she likes?

But knew her body, Christina. Right. Yeah. Yeah, but you can learn. Exactly. Maybe, like, you know, maybe he should be more, I guess, maybe he should talk to her too. Like, hey, like, what do you like? What do you like?

What can I do for you? Yeah. And maybe with him watching or liking what she likes might help him too. Yeah. Christina. Yes. How long is it usually? It's a good, like, 30.

What? 30 seconds? No, 30 minutes. No, 30 minutes. Oh, okay. There we go. 30 minutes. I think that's a happy medium, right?

Yeah. That's like on the full Game of Thrones episode. That's like you can finish later. Like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, episode insecure. Did it take getting there or did it? No, it's kind of like mutual.

No. Yeah, yeah, mutual. Yeah. The energies match. Yeah, exactly. So what if when you guys break up? Hey, hey, hey. What?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, no. Don't wish that evil. Okay, if you guys break up one day theoretically, and someone else comes in the picture and takes like two hours. Are you going to call him back? Because the 30-minute fool, are you going to call it back? You know, to be honest, I said we've talked about it before,

and I was like, I told him that I don't think I would ever find anybody else like that. But, I mean, if I did, then the guy was really, you know, he was what I was looking for. I think I would stay. You would stay with a new guy that's not even... Oh! It's okay. Let's go, Christina. Why did you do?

Here you go. We're not doing that. And I'll give you another card for the future. Hold on. Hold on. Here's another card for the future. Oh, my God. Here you go.

Makes it nice of Christina. Oh, stop talking about the future with her. Her man hits on me and Angie all the time. She's fine. She's fine. What's up, bro? What's up, bro? What's your name?

Hold up, man. You can't buy yourself? Nah. No. Yes. You can rethink this, bro. Yeah. What's up, bro?

What's your name? Javier. What's your name from? From Garden Grove. I love your restaurants. Can you please tone down the prices? Thank you. All right, Harvey, talk to us.

What would you tell Kathy? I'm going to be honest. I'm going to say go ahead and dump him. But not for the reasons that you guys think. Okay, not because he lasts a long time? No, just because it sounds to me like she's just looking for any reason to get back with the eggs. Ah. This is her.

Yeah. I'm going to do my boy a favor and have her dump him so he could go and find the one that's actually here for him. The one that likes Avatar. Yeah. The one that likes Longmovie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's crazy.

So, yeah, so I like, go ahead, dump them, do your thing. Yeah. It seems like you're really looking for any reason, like, true, he's perfect, he has this and that, but that's the reason for you leaving him. Yeah, it's a dumb reason, you think. Yeah, yeah. Okay, if it's a race, who's first, you or your girl? My girl.

She goes, she goes first? Every time. Every time? Yeah. Okay, okay. She's so proud? Yeah. She was not in her head.

Okay. That was an emphatic. Have you guys ever had the cover? like, hey, like this is what I like? Because that's a weird combo. Yeah. How does that even come about? It can be.

Honestly, not really. I feel like in the moment you might tell each other like, do this, do that, but not really like sat there and talked about. And you just, you just know her body. Yeah. Come on. You make sure she has a good night. Of course.

That she sleeps and had good dreams. Yeah? Yeah. I love it. Okay, this is amazing. All right. Shout to you, Abby. Let's go, Habi.

Let's go, Javier. So dump him because you really just miss your ex. You really just miss your ex. Yeah, excuse me. That makes sense. That makes sense. Giole, what's your name? Tiji.

TG, what's he do you from? Westminster. Let's go, Westminster. Let's go, Westminster. All right, talk to us, TG. What would you tell Kathy, who has DM'd us about her new boyfriend that's perfect, but he lasts a long time when it's nighttime, okay? It also makes her think of her ex that was just like a minute man.

Like, he was a snack. He was a snack, and she loved. She does not like the main course and all of that for a long time. So she wants to know if it's a good enough reason to dump the new guy because he lasts too long. Technically, you're going to get the best advice because I've been 21 and I never dated anyone. You're 21 and you've never dated anyone. Let's go. Yeah, make sure that.

We're going to find someone here. You're going to get the best advice you ever hear. Yeah. What's your advice? Um. Manuel? I see. Yeah.

I say should, I don't know, let it go. Let it go? Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Yeah. All right. Nice.

How are you holding up? You? Me? Yeah. 21, no partner. Oh, it's easy. It's easy? Yeah.

Manny? Yeah. Yeah. Handy, Manny? Yes, no? Maybe? Okay. All right?

Yeah, I work at security for like OC Fair. Nice. I don't know how those two things. correlates but there's options. Shout out of, T.G. Thank you, TG. Let's go, TG. He wanted the card.

He wanted to the game card. He's like, hey, I'm in for the game card. You go find something for you. I never do anybody. I'm single as can be. Just give me my game card. What's up, girl? What's your name?

My name is Addy from Fullerton. Addie from Fullerton. Hey, I heard you guys are DTF. Downtown Fullerton. And down to. Okay. Talk to this, Mamacita. What would you talk at?

I think she should leave him because I feel that there's something else that she's really, really upset about. Because that's a complaint, you know, like that's just, hold on. No, it's okay, it's okay. Okay, because I do have that question. Ladies, have you ever, ladies, be honest, okay, I know the dudes are here, but you know, we here. Have you ever been with a dude that's amazing? Cute, good job, treats you right, all of that. But there it wasn't right.

It could have been too fast, too strong, too. long too. All right. It could have been any of that. Do you still stay with that dude? Yes, no, maybe so. My baby girl right here saying yes. You still stay, you stick it out?

Even though it was... What's your name? Yes and some nose over here? My baby, what's your name? What? Eileen? Eileen said she stuck it out even though he was... Chiquito, but no piccoso.

Yeah. You said that. For a little bit. Oh Oh Why you do the little picture That's a universal sign right there Yeah we know

First that chiquito There's a rapper that does that Not hito right I can't say his name I think No no no Okay How about you guys If there

If there's a decision over here You have a split decision You would stay and you would go Two nose would yes Even if he was perfect They said bye They said bye Even if he was perfect

Had good conversation Brought you roses If that wasn't right, it's not, it's gold. They're standing on business. It's an important part of the relationship. The relationship. Yeah. What about you guys?

If the girl wasn't your type there. If it was. But she's perfect other ways. Yeah, if it was weak, I'm out of there. You're out of there? Or I'm cheating. Either or. That is an option.

What? That is an option? Yeah. Everything else is perfect. I just got to go get my milk somewhere else. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like this grocery store is perfect, but I just get,

almond milk at Trader Joe's. Oh, God. I would stay. You'd stay? You'd stay? Just picture somebody else, though. That's it. I know.

The whole time. I mean, I'm getting my end done. Whatever she wants to get in. This is crazy. All right. Well, thank you for that. Thank you for this. I don't know why I'm sad for the girls after hearing that.

All right, Kathy, break up with this. Kathy, leave him. Get back with him fast. Yeah, go back to him. Hey. Sambra salah with Angie. Okay, cheese, mitch, wait, hold on. Anna in the house.

The O. Thank you guys so much for coming because I told them I'm like, they're going to show up. Yeah. And you guys showed up. Orange County is definitely in this. Yes. Okay, okay, okay. But how many of you guys came with your kids?

Make noise. Greg is my kid. Oh, okay. Make noise. Okay, have they ever embarrassed any of you guys? Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, because guess who got embarrassed to? Why? Who? T. T.I son. T. Dude, he embarrassed him in front of Two Chains, though. Oh.

So King and Ti, his son, they went on to the podcast, right? Because Two Chings has a podcast with Halo, his 8-year-old. With his son. Yeah. And so HALO was asking King, T-I, son, like a question, and T-I got so embarrassed because King could not answer a simple question.

Listen. How do you spell tomorrow? Okay. How do you spell tomorrow? Mm-hmm. C-O-R. No, thank. T-O-M-T-O-R-R-O.

No. It is it. He couldn't. It's both. No. No, no, no, no, it's both. T-O-M-O-R-O-W. Dude, an eight-year-old had a school of 19-year-old boy.

Yeah. He couldn't spell tomorrow. Wow. I would have been so mad, especially if I'm T-I, because, you know, he's like expeditiously, an incredible vocabulary. Okay. That's what you think. That's what you would think.

right? But then they asked T-I, okay T-I will spell misspell. Uh-huh. And he got it wrong. Do you guys know how to spell misspell? Misspell? I feel like that's a trick question. It is. Why?

Yeah, it's probably spelled not how you think it's going to be spelled. I would spell it. M-I-S-P-E-L-L. Yep. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I see it. Yeah, I see it. Yeah, I see why.

Yeah. But that's what happened. T-I got super embarrassed. Like in the background, you just see him. He's like, oh my God, are you serious? key, like an eight-year-old right now, he's going to school you? Yeah. You can't spell tomorrow?

Yeah. He said, why you got to go and do that? He did that. He embarrassed him. I know. Tia, I was like, what do you know about that? Right. Oh, my gosh.

You can have whatever you like. He's like, he's like. Maybe he'll learn it when he's 24. Well, he's got five years. They're doing song references for all the kids in here. They don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it.

How do you spell tomorrow? It's because you know what, text language tomorrow is T-M-R-W. Oh, with the two or something. No, T-M-R-W. Yeah, like the new tech. Oh, you can't blame them. Hey, spell fabulous. See?

Spell fabulous. I spell it wrong. It's the F-A-B-O, L-O, U.S. And you're wrong. I know. But I didn't say which one. Yeah, see, we learned from hip-hop. We learned wrong.

We do. They're learning from text wrong. We can't be mad at that. I learned bananas. When's the funny. It's bananas. B-A-N-N-E-N-N-E-N-A-N-N-N-. A N-A-N-A-S.

There we go. I know how to spell independent. There you go. I-N-D-E-P-E-N-T-D. You know what that me, man? Your mom wishes you knew how to be independent. Whoa. I am independent.

No, you're not, Paul. I depend on my own things. Pay a bill. I don't have to pay somebody else's bills. I pay my own bills. That's independent. Your phone? Yes.

Yeah, great. All right. That's wild. Yeah, I feel bad for T-I, though. You know, T.I. is like a wordsmith. Like, he knows, he loves words. Like, he's really smart. You know what I'm saying?

And I know Tuchin's as well. He's got a college degree. You know what I'm saying? Like, seems like his son is very bright. And I feel like King is just kind of like, maybe he thinks it's cool to not be super smart or something. He has, like, the wrong idea about things like, I don't even want to spell that right.

It's cooler to spell it wrong because I'm a thug. You know what I'm saying? That's a trip that they're doing podcasts with their kids. Who is here would do a podcast with your kids? right away No, I think driving in the car is a podcast with him

And all of it is questions Well, why this? Well, then why that? Well, then why this? Mom, watch me do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vic would just roast me in my podcast. Yeah.

He was roasting me yesterday at dinner. Maximo was there. Yeah. You guys had dinner? Yeah. Yeah. And we went to lunch yesterday with the team

and Vic was just like roasting me in front of all my friends and like said he had a bald spot and he kept poking at it. Your son said you had a ball spot? Yes. Victor. And then he's like,

Dad, remember when you told me you were sensitive about your bald spot? I'm like, that's not why I told you to say that. So you can tell everybody?

No. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. At least he can spell tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

It's really. No, his son could spell tomorrow. He can. If I had a podcast with Jorgeito, it'd be like the Joe Rogan experience, bro. It would literally be,

because remember we had him on the pod one time, way back in the day. Who knows Brownback? Mornings from Brownback podcast makes some noise. All right. So, Hohito came one day because I didn't have a babysitter, you know?

It happened. Just came. He just came. But he came in and he said, stand by but stand down or whatever. Oh, he did. You're like, no, O'Rito, you are not allowed mic time anymore. They're going to think that this is a red state in this. Because of the way that you talk on mic.

Yeah, it's a red pod. We're in the old secret. Yeah. And we'd be in here back. We're welcome. This is a red pot today. Chill, chill, chill. Where the Trump stands at?

Not Stan. stands the stands where you can buy the flags oh we don't know ah we left the outside oh look one back there that was a test that was a test okay we're gonna get out of here all right that's it for Sopresala brought to you by your local southern California Toyota dealers

I'm Angie from Brownback mornings I'm part of when it was Hey can we go to a honey and beach yes or no? Maybe it depends or is it our town not yours no my cousins live there so I think we're fine yeah they're good all right too much too much all right Well, let's go to a song.

Byron back morning. All of a sudden, it's quiet. Scrolling with the homies. The homie, Gregorio. Gregory. What's up, bro? Leti. If you need that extra push in your workout to motivate you,

I need it. I have the perfect viral solution. Bring up some past trauma. All right. Bring up all the past trauma you have from all your past relationships like this TikTok trend. Okay.

Yeah, that pushes me over the edge for sure. No. Your fits. Inspiration is your trauma? Yes. That's what I do in the gym. What do you think? Here, let me put you an example.

These girls are running, and one of them wants to stop. They just tell them some trauma that they have, and they keep going. Listen to this. I'm tired. Remember when he said he'd pick you up at 8 and never showed up? You're right, let's go. Remember that he was saying all the right things with unconfessed a boyfriend? Remember when he was giving you princess treatment and the whole time he had a queen?

I'm just trying to be someone's queen. I'm just trying to be someone's queen. When you try to suppress him of the birthday trip, but they surprised a little being he was cheating? Why you gotta remind me? Ouch. That's trauma is what motivates them to run. To keep running, to keep going,

to keep going, to keep going. To keep going. Revenge your body. All right, Greg. Remember when she was married and then you... Oh, she wasn't married. She wasn't married. Come do some burpees, Greg.

I'll help you do with burpees. She wasn't married. All right, let's do some burpees, Greg. We want to do burpees right now? Yeah. Y'all want, Greyer to do some burpees? Can somebody do one? Can somebody do them with me, though?

It's part of it. It's part of it. All right. Remember when you introduce her to the Padres and then she started dating a Padres player? Oh. That happened. Do it perfect.

Do it, perfect. Remember when she called him by the way? Oh, this hurts. Remember when you drove all the way to the IE and then you saw that she had a BF? Oh. Oh. Get it.

I'm going to get her. I'm going to get it. Anybody else? Anybody else? Anybody else? Anybody else? No. No?

You're right? Remember when you got with the girl with kids and then you fell in love with her children and then she dumped you? and then now you don't have a girl orchids. That's a good thing, I think. That is a good thing. That's what I'm going to be skinny now. That's a win.

That's a win. It's a win. It's a win. But I think I'm going to start using this on all my workouts. Yeah, you should. Well, you didn't do even one burpee, Doug. No, yeah, you're out of shaving.

All right. All right. Well, thank you for that. That was great scrolling. Oh, my God. I have trauma that had to get over. That was really good for me. That's trauma right there.

Did you all enjoy it? Yeah, now we know about my past. All right. Your trauma. All right. Hit me with the scrolling outro, please. Scrolling with the homies is brought to you by East L.A. College. Find your inner champion at Elak.

Let's go. Brownback Olympics time. And it is time for our closing ceremony. We have been going through our Brownback Olympics for the past week and a half to see which country has represented the best. I just want to hear a hand clap for the room here at Dave and Buster is in Orange. Which team were you going for the most? You guys don't chime in, let them go.

Oh, you have flag over. Who is chiming in for Team Spain? That's why I lost because they had no support. This whole thing is rigged. Who is chiming in for Team USA? USA. I like to hear. That's what I like to hear.

USA! USA! Okay, okay, okay, okay. Who was cheering for Team Mexico? Hey! This is unfair according to the population. Okay, I'm scared. Who was going for Team El Salvador?

Nobody? A bunch of Mexicans here? Boy, you're half Mexican. I know. And we're in Orange County. Okay. Were you ready for him because he was Salvadorian and you're Salvadorian? Yes.

Yes. That's right. Reproredo. Loyal. I thought it was because he was winning because he was killing it, you guys. He was killing it, you guys. That's right. That's what we do.

So it's our closing ceremonies, and I would like for each country in their way, their own way, to say thank you. for everybody and to also like just rep for your team okay so coming in fourth place in our brownback Olympics was team spain ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha loser uh... much a graziers uh... uh... whooportas he's saying thank you

that doesn't support i know i know i know it means what they put up with you our girl emily the dodger fan is doing el i know i feel that's right emily that's right emily It was rigged if you only knew the politics behind the scenes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're so blue.

Okay, for this first Brownback Olympic Games, did you have a favorite one, a favorite tournament or a game? Yesterday, when I got the silver. Yeah. Finally, when we were playing the archery contest. And I knocked over five cups. Let's go. Five. Cinco copas.

Cinco, five. Okay. Coming up in third place in our Brownback Olympic Games is Team USA. USA, baby. Team USA. Show your medals. Show your medals. They got a gold and they got silver.

There's some bronze in there. This is what champions look like. All right, Team America, seeing that you got bronze overall, how do you feel about the Brownback Olympic Games? I feel really free. You know, thank you to everybody representing me. We have a flag. There's an eagle that just passed by.

That's all the freedom. That's all the tax dollars that you guys put in. Hey, Gini Papers. I don't know about that one. You stay over there, Team Mexico. Oh. This is orange. County this is my town not yours oh no anyway hey team Mexico should we

foo at him you know you can't put on me when I'm already free I'm already free it's a free country okay Angie and team Mexico plays silver second place in our Olympics okay I just I know hold on team Mexico I'm ready you got to talk to all your supporters in Mexican please Oh, well. Well, much Grasias. I'm very

thank you. For all the support because I'm Spanish over here. Okay. She doesn't know the support

you either. And I just have to say two things to Vick to Spain. It doesn't sound like Mexico speaking in Spanish. Yes, yes, yes.

I talked to that language that you're speaking in Spanish, Canelo. Go. How do you feel to perde? A woman. Oh!

Oh! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up. Shut up. , you shut up. You shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Payee, he wants payday. Okay, coming in first in our first ever Brownback Olympic games. By the way, in the Olympics, this country has zero medals. And that's why this is Rick.

In our Brownback Olympics, the first ever, we got El Salvador. Rick. Rick. You guys make you guys. That's right, little man. No, I couldn't even get up because my chains are so heavy.

Oh, hold on. Brick. No, but I won't hit about that thing. Drink, Rick. Yeah. I taught you that language too, buddy. El Salvador, how does it feel to win the first ever Brownback Olympic Games?

Bonito. And how does it feel to be caught with PEDs, Pfebusa enhancers? Yeah, how does it feel to be suspended? Huh? Okay. That was rigged. There's going to be... I learned English. There's going to be an asterisk on your name forever.

No, bro. You guys try to rig me, and my teammates still won gold. Yeah, that's my teammate, too? Only half of them. Okay. I still only think you guys should get half your mouth. El Salvador, how do you feel about race relations between Mexico and El Salvador after this? There's a hell of Mexicans in here.

Yeah. Mexicans makes a noise. We can cheer for El Salvador Mexicans, right? Wow. Yeah. Okay. There's some love. There's some love. This is why I go for Argentina and Brazil.

And every other country will play you. What would you like to tell? What would you like? That's mean. You all the same to me. Don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah. Machinos. What would you tell the Mexicans in our audience and listening about El Salvador and why we should all get along from now on?

Because this could be a unifying moment. Yes. No, no. Okay, this is not going to be... Team American needs translation again? Yeah, that's not the language I taught you also on the door. A grand pucci cabo. Team of me don't get that.

You don't tell me. We also have Argi Maximo that... Any pet parents in here? Yeah. Any dog lovers? One, two, three. Okay, okay. This story is for you guys.

Yes. Okay, everybody else doesn't have a pet? Crazy. Yes or no? They're shy. They're shy. Not pets. Non-pet parents make some noise.

Non-pet parents. Most he hates dogs. My barrels. And I lost my barrel. I see it. All right. Talk to us, my senior one. Well, Dolce and Gabana just launched a $100 perfume for dogs.

Shut up. And it's actually, the name is pretty hilarious. It's called Fifi. Like an actual dog or me? Oh. No, it's a perfume. It's $100. And it's meant for you to spray your dog.

Ah. Does someone at Dolcea and Gabana have cousins that have previously been incarcerated. Oh. Fifi reference? Fifi. Yeah, that's a crazy. Angie has no idea what it would be more.

She looks loved. I don't watch movies like that. Movies? This is real life. This is real life. This is real life. Yeah. I'm fighting for my life.

No. No me? But I love it because just as close as you are, the girls are in here too. I don't know why I know this stuff. Hey, guys, do you know what a Fifi is, fools? Isn't it soccer? Makes a video game?

Oh, no, that's FIFA. That's FIFA. That's FIFA. My guy right here has his arm crops and just said he's judging. I know what a pee is. Men are very innovative, let's say that. Okay, all right. But look, I mean, this is genius of Dolce and Gabana

because if you want to, like, target rich dog lovers, like, that's such a big market for that. Some people's dogs smell, though. You go over their house, they smell bad. I'm like, dog. I'm going to just carry that on me and just spray their dog really quick while I want to. Spray $100.

I'll get some acolyte spray in their face or something. Yeah, $100 for a perfume. For a dog is crazy, especially they run outside. I mean, what's the point in spring? We act like dogs and we pay $100 for perfume. You do? Yeah. You're a perfume?

Sometimes. Which one? Paris Hilton? It rubs off on me that way. He uses the samples and he rubs them on? Yeah. Dolce and Gabana just got to make a campaign like, you don't love your dog if you don't have this perfume.

Yeah. It's like all the dog lovers are going to buy it. True. Except for the OC. They hate dogs. No, they don't. Literally, she's showing you pictures of your dog. Who is?

Yeah. Yeah, someone had like a shirt of a dog, a sweater of a dog that she just pulled up. Like your dog? I think that dog owners love their... Yeah. Dog, that's like a, like a wienie dog. Yeah. I think dog owners love the smell of their dog.

They love the natural smell of their dog. Don't you leave? And it can even, like, be nostalgic. You know, if you smell a dog, like, hmm, it smells like my dog. My dog. My dog. Because didn't you say, like, they sniff the paws, Greg? If you sniff their paws, it smells like Doritos.

And you like that. It's not good. I like the smell of Doritos. Who doesn't like the smell of Doritos? I like this one. I do. I do. I do.

I do. Pretty good. Greg, the type to wear Doritos perfume. I would. If I was, if I, if I, if there was hot chito one, oh. Every Latino would be on me right now. True, true. You wear that to Santa Ana.

Oh my God, chill, chill, chill, chill. A smell of me chilladas? Oh, my mouth water. Oh my mouth water. Whoa. You have dogs, you have dogs at your crib, like. I have one. Yeah.

He's annoying. Would you get any type of cologne? It's cute. Hell no. What does he smell like right now? His breath kick. for sure. Really?

What do you feed them? Dog food. You don't give them Dolce and Gabana tic tic-tacks? They should make that. Yeah, I guess you don't love them. These are rich dogs. That's crazy.

All right, thank you for that, Maximo. I appreciate you. It's right. Keep it here. It's right 106.