Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 283 Dinner with Brokies Brown Bag Mornings (8/23/24)

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

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Brownback Morning's Power 106. Yeah. Good morning. It's a great morning when you sleep more than two hours. Oh, can't relate. I'm on two hours of sleep. Me, Greg, and Mona went to the Pesto Pluma concert last night. Great concert.

He didn't. Louser. You missed out. Yeah? What happened? Oh, it was such a good show. It was like, La Pippo, la, blah. I was going crazy.

Yeah, he's such a good performer. So I seen him at the YouTube last year. Mm-hmm. That was the first time I ever called in. sick. Oh, oh wow. That's right. That was like right in the beginning when we started. Yeah. And I was like, man, I'm good. I'm good. Don't worry about nothing. And then I just took it overboard a little bit. Yeah. But he, because he's such a good performer, having

such a good time there. But a year, more than a year later, he's so much better than he was even at that point. Like you can see his growth. Yes. He was having fun on stage running around. He even did like reggaeton. He did a whole regitone segment. It was fun. He cried on stage. No way. He had his moment.

I swear. Yeah. He cried on stage. What was he praying about? Just the moment. He was just really, really, I'm sure, just grateful and, you know, feeling blessed. Like, looking up at everybody knew almost every word. Every song.

Every, like, he's saying, I say, Peselua, you say Bluma. Everybody's screaming. Everybody's lights her up. It was like, I would say, like, a 10 out of 10 show. Like, just, go, yeah. You always say that. No. No, look, I have backup this time.

Yeah. It was an amazing show. He's such a good performer. It was my first time seeing him. Totally worth the two hours of sleep on running on right now. Yeah. I loved it. Like, I've seen him before, too.

The first time I saw him, I was like, all right, cool, whatever. But this time blew my mind. The production. He had fire going. Backup dancers. Backup dancers. That's what you got bigger. Yeah, the props and everything.

There was a moon flying around. Firework. Was a moon? Yeah, there was a moon. Wait, wait, wait. Did he do the one with Cardi B? Put him in the fridge? No.

No. No. I would have been disappointed. No. Yeah. That's the most random song. Yeah. No, but I like it because he broke it down into like different sections. And then he'd even like talk to the crowd, you know, have little moments.

Like he was like, oh, this, this, that. Then he even brought out artists that inspired him. Yeah. Chinopacas came out. Really? Oh, yeah. No, it was, it was great. I was in love every two seconds.

Yeah. When, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah. No, it was a great time. And that was in, at the Honda Center in Anaheim, right? At the Honda Center. Yeah, down the street from you.

Yeah, no. Did you guys know that he actually has, like, a studio out there? Oh, that's why he's always out there? That's why you always see him in Santa Ana. He was always like Palazza. Yep. That makes sense. I figured I knew he had like some like Orange County ties also because he's, you know what?

I feel like when a lot of artists come to L.A. area, greater L.A. area. Yeah. They just say L.A. He was like Anahehy. Yeah. Like, it was very specific. So he. You could tell he knows.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, my God. Is Elsie going to claim Peszoflo? No. No. That is not happening. Enough. We claim Kobe already.

No. Yeah, no. Enough. Enough, enough. But it was a great show. I enjoyed it. I loved it. Yeah.

You feel good off of the... One hour sleep? I'm on like... How much sleep is combined in this room? I slept about three hours. I slept probably two. I slept two hours. Two hours.

Oh, so that's the average. Two hours. Yeah. I had to go all the way. to L.A. to drop off my cousin at home and then come all the way back over here. So I was like, yeah, he lives all the way downtown. Oh, no. And I had

to drive all the way back from downtown in Whittier. So I was like, all right, there's my sleep. You should have just left at your house. I had to drop him off. No, he should have just over your house. I was like, all right. Also, no, we're grown people. Yeah. There's no more sleepover. Yes.

Hey, bro. Do you want to sleep on my house? It's all right. Just sleep on my bed. My mom's at school. Greg just turned 28, so now he's like a girl. Murno. No, the number sleepovers, Greg. Sorry.

You're right. Yeah. Well, that was that. But today, coming up, we have, Today I learned with Angie. We do.

You guys, forget the Texas chainsall massacre. The what? Forget the Texas chancet. I'm also running in three hours of sleep.

No, but listen, listen. No, forget the Texas chainsaw massacre because I'm going to tell you the origin of what chainsels and childbirth

have to do with each other. What? I know. It gets scary. Hey, you. All right. I can't wait for that.

You're going to learn today. Today I learned with Angie. Oh, you're going to learn day. Okay. I'm going to play a sound, and you guys tell me what the first thing that you guys think about. Okay. All right. Dirt bikes.

No chema. That's what you're saying. That's a chainsaw, by the way. What's the first thing you guys think about? Like chainsaw massacre, if I hear that. Yeah, I think so. Like a horror movie, like scary vibe. It's Halloween.

That's what you think. You don't think of like trimming trees or a lot of wood. Oh, yeah. I'm never really done that. All my stuff is electric now, so it's not that loud. Like my chainsaws and all. Everything is electric. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Now the, I know because my dad, he had to switch all of this stuff to electric, right? Yeah. Because it's going to start being not legal. Really? Yeah. For a noise?

Now we're going out green. Well, no, the gas. Yeah, gas purposes. I like the smell of the gas. Yeah. Yeah, but, yeah. Anyways, yeah. Okay, well, chainsaws, I'm sorry to break it down for you guys, but they were not invented.

Originally, they were not invented for, like, trimming trees or anything like that. But actually, they were invented for childbirth. What do you mean? What? Hold on. So, like, in the late 18th century by Scottish doctors, they invented this, like the chainsaw, and it was to assist the childbirth. The doctors. Like a C-section?

Yeah, pretty much that. It was like really, really messy, really painful, but it was like... So they get a chainsaw? Just... Yes. Go right in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, listen, listen.

In 1780, two doctors from Scotland created what they called the osteo-Tom, which was a small chain-powered cutting tool. If the mother was having a difficult birth and a C-section was no longer possible, they would use the osteo-tom to saw through the woman's pelvis. Oh, my God. Yes. Jesus. Bro!

Yes, I'm sorry. So imagine, like, the girl... So she was over with, right? Like, she would pass away? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, most of like. Somebody's pelvis?

Yeah. Yeah. The doctors. You cut them in half. Right? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

But listen, listen. So the doctors designed the chainsaw to cut through the pelvis of mothers who were having trouble pushing their babies out. And just so you know, like the chainsaw was a lot smaller. I don't think it's like a huge one that we know today. Yeah. Oh, okay. I was just picturing them like trying to start a chainsaw. No, dude.

Like the whole time. Hold on. Hold on. Having trouble with that child bird? Yeah. No. You just hear that noise? Oh, no.

No. No. That is crazy. I know. No, no, no. So it was like the size of a butter knife and it was powered through like hand crank. So it's like it wasn't actually. It was manual.

You did it with your hands. Oh my God. This is crazy. That sounds even more. Yeah. Honestly, because it's like it. It must have been super slow. Probably.

Because it's so small. Yeah. It's so small. And you're if it's like. It's powered by crank. Yeah. So you're just like, oh. I was thinking like they cut the umbilical cord with the chainsaw or something like that.

Something wholesome. No. It wasn't like later on like. Just going straight through the process. It wasn't like till later on like in the 20th century that we started using it for like the chainsaw to like actually start trimming trees. How did somebody find that out? Oh my God. You know what to speak?

I kind of. Yes. It kind of reminded me like maybe that's why the Texas. his chainsaw massacre, like, I don't know. Maybe he was just doing it old school. Yeah.

Maybe or like saw, you know when he had to like, didn't he have to like. He's like sawed his leg off or something. Cut his leg close. Cut his own leg off. Right with the, with the,

with a CISO. It was a little bit different. A hand saw. Yeah, it wasn't an electric powered. But I want to know like in that moment, the guy that has the saw on his hand. It's a doctor.

A doctor that has a, and he's like, I can cut my grass with this. Or it feels like an accident. Maybe they were like, cutting a woman's pelvis outside and then and then he's like oh no I trim my tree oh wait wait wait a second wait a minute maybe maybe like they saw something sharp and they needed something to cut so they use that and then they're like oh we can use it to cut wood oh you know how sometimes like

you have to improvise yeah yeah I most I feel like most things that were invented were an accident so like I'm just I feel like it's at much better use now than it was before with the hand crank through the woman's pelvis and all that Yeah I don't think So wait So you said it was a alternative

From regular childbirth And a C-section Yeah it was like the last option That they had Oh my God That's crazy There should be no more obvious And imagine

At that time There's no like anesthesia Or anything like that Oh Yeah But what did see that Again This is like in the late 18th century

Oh I wasn't even Thank God I was not born I would think that like they would not live after that. I would think so too. I don't know.

I didn't want to look into more of that because I'm like, that sounds really scary. There's no way. Dude, imagine like a scary movie of just that, the invention of the chainsome. Oh,

childbirth sounds like a scary movie. Oh, my God. Oh, or like the timeline of the chainsome how we got into like the chainsome massacre. Oh, yeah. And to now, my dad,

cutting trees. Hey, it's a time of that chain song. I learned so much today. Thanks, Angie. Yeah, just think about it. All right.

Oh, no! It is time for shout-out. Yes, trust on Instagram wants to give a shout-out to his wife, Bobby, for kicking butt on her first week of nursing school. He says, little man and I are cheering on for you the whole way. So, congrats Bobby for the first week of nursing school. All right, let's go, Bobby. And then we have a birthday, a special birthday today.

Happy birthday to the one, the only. Kobe Bryant. Happy birthday, he would have been 46 years old today. Let's get a clap. Come on. Very much missed L.A. legend. Yes. It's like, I feel like that word is thrown around a lot.

And if there was a new word for that type of thing, it should be used for Kobe. Like the next level of legend. Because he did that iconic. It definitely an icon in L.A. and just the world. But yeah, happy birthday. Yes. Happy birthday to Kobe Bryant. It's also my sister's birthday.

Wow. And I know she's sleeping. Mama mentality Nowhere to be found right Wow She should be getting shots up in the gym Right now Okay

But she's sleeping Because I know she had a long night I know they went out last night Oh so she was getting shots at the club there She was getting shots up last night Yeah Exactly Still shots

Different types of still shots Very true Very true No but yeah Shout out to Brianna My sister Love her so much She does have the mama mentality though

She does She has two kids She's a great mom Oh, the mama. The mama mentality. Love her so much, even though she's sleeping. She's probably not hearing any of this. At least you remember.

Of course. Yeah, yeah, no, of course. You know what's crazy? I asked my parents for her. What do you mean? I asked my parents for her. Like, you were like, I want a sister? Well, not a sister specifically, you know, but I got one.

You want a sibling? I wanted a sibling. Yeah, they had asked me what I wanted for for Christmas one year. I was like five years old. And I was like, I'm like, ah, this only child stuff is pretty sweet, but, you I'm kind of getting bored. Yeah. You know?

And so I asked my parents. I was like, I want like a sibling. And then it makes sense because she's born, August, and I asked in December. Ah. So you're welcome for your life. I had to do the math in my head. Yeah. Wait a second.

Hold on. Like to the day, December 25th and August 23rd. That's like. They're like, no worries, son. Your wishes are coming in. My dad's like, hell yeah. Yeah, but very happy birthday, too, my sister, Brianna. Now we know her origin.

Yeah, we know her origin story. Yeah, you're welcome. Welcome. Yeah, and that's the shout out to you. That's all of them? All right. What's the word? The word is, Drake finally cleared a song for this rapper only three years later.

Okay? Yeah. Yeah, look, Mr. Drizzy Drake has changed his mind. about clearing the song for a rapper named Benny the Butcher, and the two have had this song for over three years, and for some strange reason, Drake would just not clear this song. People would ask them about it because I think it got played one time

on Drake's radio station. The OVO Radio. Yeah, Ovali, yeah. And it got leaked, and so there was like a version of it on YouTube. So people were always asking Benny the Butcher about it, and he never really had a response. He was just always like, I don't know, just, He didn't even know.

He literally had no idea. For him, he's like, we did the song. You said you liked it. You sent it to me. And all of a sudden, I can't put it out now. And in the moment, it had a lot of hype. You know what I'm saying? But now randomly, today, August 23rd,

the song Buffalo Freestyle is finally on all streaming platforms. Wow. And I'm going to play a little snippet of Drake's verse for y'all. I'm iller than the illness that these people wish me. Drake be Josh. around but life wasn't Nickelodeon or Disney's you kidding me my resume is thicker than Nicky I'm busy busy I remember doing half time in Jackson Mississippi wasn't driving Cadillac then but still found a way to escalate quickly wanted people to miss me change it after Nipsey

took the fun away now the fun's done roses right now though tell him to run some yes wow Drake That's what he said. Cadillac, because he doesn't want it to escalate. Wow. Mind blows. Bars. I was Draking around in Josh.

Wait, what did he say? Josh? I'm iller than the illness of these people wish me. Drake be joshing around, but life wasn't Nickelode. You know, a Disney. Is you kidding me? Drake or Josh? Nickelode.

Disney? Yeah. Geez. Wow, that's a king. It's a king right there. There's a goat. He's the goat. Okay.

Why do you think your goat? why finally decided to clear it because it feels like you know what this is actually a really good yeah because he's desperate okay thank you angie thank you thank you he's scrambling right now like what do I like yeah exactly and that that's what like went to mind because it's like I think his his just whole like credibility in rap music specifically not in music but just in rap specifically has taken a lot of shots recently after the beef of Kendrick and so I'm like I feel like now he doesn't have a lot of allies. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? In rap music. So he's like, Benny, my boy. Have you ever been like at a party? And you don't really know anybody, but you know one person kind of well. Yeah. And then you're like, you start to upplay your relationship. My boy, so happy to see you, bro.

What you've been on? What are you? You never talk to me during lunch. You never. Literally. You guys ignore me. That's what this feels like. Yeah.

That's what this feels like, exactly. This feels like good Drake music being released now, and it's going to keep going. You didn't even know about it. It would have been great three years ago. It's still great until this day. No, it's good. Like, I like to hear that.

I like, I like Drake in this bag. You know what I'm saying? But it to me, it just feels like, oh, yeah, hold on. Desperate, yeah. Benny, my boy. Come on, let's drop the song, bro. Why haven't you dropped it? Start gaslighting him?

Bro, why don't you drop it? I told you it was good. What did you mean? I thought I was going to abuse. Benny's like, Drake, you send your lawyers to take it down. I don't know what you're talking about. You sent me a letter. Yeah.

That's really safe. Yeah, you threatened me. Benny hasn't said anything? No, it's just, like I'm telling you, it just came out. It's on his new project. Okay. Benny the butcher? Yeah, it's on Benny the butcher's new project that came out.

And it wasn't like a big rollout. It was okay. That was my next question, like that they actually promote it because I didn't even know hear about it. No, it's just like. Homeboy here. Greg didn't even. even know about it either.

But I'm going to play it all the time now, right after this. Have you been playing the Gordo song with him? I've been playing all Drake. What's the name of that song? Oh, no. Yeah. See? I know a couple.

Yeah, but the song is finally out, and he's not. Joshing around more. He doesn't want it to escalate. He's not kidding no more. Oh, my God. Resumate thicker than Nikki. Wow. All right.

We'll play one more time. We'll play one more time. It was pretty good. It was pretty good. I'm iller than the illness that these people wish me. Drake be joshing around, but life wasn't Nickelodeon or Disney. Is you kidding me? My resume is thicker than Nikki.

I'm busy, busy. I remember doing halftime at Jackson, Mississippi. Wasn't driving Cadillac then, but still found a way to escalate quickly. Wanted people to miss me. Changed it after Nipsey. Took the fun and weight out of fun's done. Roses right now, though, tell them to run some. All right, Drake.

Wow. You turned in your homework just three years late. All right, look, Juvenile backed that ass up off the plane. What? A couple days ago. Okay, look. How are you checking him in out? No, not like that.

Look, Juvenile was on a flight recently and a flight attendant, he was sitting in first class, mine is business. Yeah. And a flight attendant came up to him and told him he has to move back to coach. Now with the brokies like me. He had to sit with me in the back of the plane. No, she came up to him and said he had to move. didn't give him a reason. Wow.

And he got super upset and went on a rant, got on his Instagram and posted this. Because I'm going to get off the plane. I'm not going to let y'all disrespect me like that. I'm not going to let y'all choose me. Out of all the people on the plane and disrespect me. So I'm going to get off the plane. No, no, no.

I'm going to get off the plane. Come on. Out of all the people on the plane, y'all will pick a celebrity. Out of all the people on the plane, you pick me. Like, you don't know who I am. Oh, I'll be. so mad.

Especially if I paid for first class. That's the weirdest part though. Like he paid for that. Or you know what it might have been what I just thought about right now? You know, sometimes people have like frequent flyer miles and you get like upgraded. You know what I'm saying? But you didn't necessarily like pay for the ticket. Yeah.

It's just like, oh, there's an open seat. So you get upgraded to first class. But then maybe somebody buys a last minute ticket. Yeah. And then like moves you back. But it's not like. That's still like, I don't think that's. work like that. I'm not sure. I'm not 100%

that's the only thing I could think of. Yeah. Because if you pay for your own they shouldn't be able to move you. Yeah, you should not be able to be moved. It's like the fact that they didn't even give them a reason or told them anything. Like just they just told them like, hey, fool, you gotta go move out. You gotta back that thing up.

Back. And it's just like, I don't know. I mean, I'm biased because, you know, I'm a rap fan and I'm a fan of juvenile. But it's like I would have picked anybody else on that plane. like, sorry, grandma. Yeah. Getting coach, you know what I'm saying?

Not like the guy who made back that ass up. Yeah. Well, I'm thinking, like, do you even think the flight attendant even knew who he was? How could you not know? I mean, as us, we do. But I mean, the flight attendant, I don't know. I mean, there was somebody, there seemed to be somebody that was like agreeing with him. I don't think that was the flight attendant.

I think it was maybe somebody, another flight attendant perhaps. Oh, yeah. Or something. Or like one of the people that was sitting next. next to him. But they were like, dude, like agreeing with him. Like, why are you getting, why are they making you get off the plane and stuff like that? But yeah, it's like he doesn't, there's no way he can't feel targeted when it's like,

for sure. I'm a celebrity. Of all people, like, exactly what he was in. Yeah. And you're not going to let me keep my seat in first class? Yeah. That's so wild. Yeah.

I feel like he paid for it. Like, most likely he paid for it. So that's why he's so bothered by it. Like, no, this is my seat here. Like, I'm not going to move out of my seat. But then he's like, I'm leaving. Yeah. So he.

He chose to leave the airplane rather than go stay with the brokies like me. I mean, yeah. He paid for a seat. Well, it feels because at that point, you're just going to have a terrible flight. Yeah. Because you're just going to be so mad. Yeah, I would be mad. Especially, like, if he wants his space, like, all his face, like, room, all that stuff.

And now you're going to be back there. And that would make me never want to fly with that airline ever again. Yeah. You're just mad dog to flight attendant the whole time. What did they give him, like, a lot of stuff? Oh, free flights. No. Free flights.

for you something. Peanuts? Peasles? I don't know. No, not at all. I would be so upset. No, you would. Not you.

Yes, I would. You would be mad, but then if they offered you something, you'd be like, oh, I guess it was in the bed, huh? Maybe. Yeah, I can hear that from Vick. Oh, they moved me to the back,

but, you know, I got a freak. I always sit in coach. I've never sat in first class. So I would be like, okay, well, I'm back to normal. Yeah, back to square one. No big deal. But then they covered my flight back

and so it's pretty cool now. I could, okay, yeah. See? See? I'm kind of an easy self. But that's for a victory. I'm kind of an easy self. But you got to think about, like,

if juvenile's probably always flying first class. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He's going to gigs. I'm sure that's what he requests when he's flying, you know, to one gig from another. I wonder where he was going. I don't know.

But now he has to like explain to the whoever's like, wherever he's going. Like, oh, sorry, I couldn't make it. They wanted me to get off of first class. Yeah, they gave me the boot. So I just got off the whole plane. Then you got to buy a new, A new ticket.

And Wade and all that stuff. Yeah. Do you think he was going from the 99 to the 2000? They wanted to move him from the 2000s to the 99. It was back. And he was not having it. Backing it up. Exactly.

All right. Well, that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by local Southern California's Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Kranz, Vic for Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse?

Don't you know I'm local? All right, you guys. You guys. Get ready for more self-driving cars. Oh, I have long ones. I can fall asleep. Oh, wait. Like my car drives itself, but like, what do you mean?

No. Uber is going to have self-driving cars because they're collaborating with the brand cruise. Cruises are those cars that have the sensors on the top of the ones that pick you. It's a right share services that picks you up and there's no driver. They're going to start bringing that to Los Angeles now. Wait, and no lay? Yes. That's so what?

When you order an Uber, there's going to be a section where you could order a non. Does it say that it's cheaper, a cheaper option? It doesn't say that it's cheaper. One that's terrifying. That sounds like a ride from hell. Yeah, very. Especially with all his traffic.

Yeah. Because a lot of them started in San Francisco up north. Yes. So did this brand cruise. And they stopped doing it for a while because one of the cars hit somebody. Oh my God. So the brand kind of like was like, all right, we're going to hold off. Yeah.

We're going to hold off on this. And there's been a couple like accidents where. probably dropped crazy. Yeah. I should have invested. The cars would lock some of the people inside of it as well. See, that's my worst nightmare.

You're kidding, Greg, for real? Yeah. This is, like, the plot to, like, all those, like, futuristic movies. Uh-huh. The car has a mind of its own. Yeah. It takes over.

Yeah. But, yeah, we're going to start seeing more over here in Los Angeles. They're bringing them over here. This is, like, a stupid question, but, like, who, like, green lights this stuff? Like, this sounds like a terrible idea.

Especially if you can't, like, reduce the cost. Uh-huh. Because there's an, similar brand called Waymo company. And it's like it's a self-driving car.

And my homie, he always takes those. And I'm like, why do you take those? Are they cheaper? And he's like, no, it's the same price. And I'm like, why would it be the same price if there's no human being behind the wheel? Because for the company, it's better. They're not paying anyone else.

No, I know. But it's like, we should not stand for that because it's like you want to tell us that it costs this much because you have to pay your drivers. Okay, I understand that. But then now you're not paying a driver and you want us to pay the same? You're greedy. That is true.

I didn't think of it. We shouldn't participate in that and we should boycott it because it's also, now there's one less human driver. Yeah, we must stand and we must fight. You know what I'm saying? Let's start a revolution or something. We want drivers in the cars. Come on, let's revolt, bro. Like, come on.

I personally, this scares me. Like, I'm seeing a car without a, like, driver. I'm like, I have very much trust issues doing that. Okay, it's scary till it's Halloween and it's like, oh, it's so cool. How is it cool? It's not cool. It's spooky. Okay, imagine you're driving.

And there's like a car in fronty that's going kind of slow. And you're like, hurry up. You start honking at it. Nobody's behind the wheel. You can't even take out your rage on anybody? Yeah, but that's the, that's the cake at them. That's the future I don't like it

I'm afraid Like I do not like this at all Yeah And also what people don't tell you That I'm gonna I don't know if I should say this If you put a cone on top of them Reportedly allegedly

They're malfunctioning It's just a cone Just put a cone on top of it Like a traffic cone Yeah just put a traffic cone Because I'm gonna be walking around with A traffic cone I wonder who discovered that

She's like I don't know Trial and Eric Put a traffic code on top of this See what happens It just It just malfunction. Like, it just stops.

It doesn't go. I don't know why. It gets scared. Yeah. I wonder if they tested it out here already, though. They've tested a couple, and they're saying it's like, it's a new driverless, driverless technology to create safer streets. I don't know if it's safer.

How is that safe? I'm just thinking of, like, pedestrians, like downtown L.A., especially when it's, like, one-way streets? Yeah. What if the car gets like, oh, no, I won't even say it. Well, would you also, like, the thing is you can account for how, like, a human, like, an intrusive thought. Let's say like I'm not going to get off the curb, but then all of a sudden I just decided to.

And then like that, that's how that car is going to hit you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like it can't predict that. That is true. You know what I'm saying? Like within those split seconds, something could change. Yeah, exactly what you're saying.

And I've seen a lot of videos that people take these cars and the cars get stuck like because of one-way streets. Exactly. What do you mean stuck? Like it stops going anywhere? Yeah. It's just stuck there in the middle of the road. And there's a cop in front of them like, move the cars. Yeah.

How am I supposed to move it? And the car gets, I've seen one of those driverless cars get pulled over by a cop. And the cop is just, even the cop doesn't know what to do. Who do you give the ticket to? I don't know. Wow. I guess the company. So say you do a crime and you just order one of those?

Hey. Hey, don't know. Yeah. Hey. Don't be getting out of any ideas. How are they going to catch you? The getaway driver is a cruise. Who's the one?

Who's the getaway driver? I don't know who's there. I just ordered this. Yeah. Don't they control it? car started doing crimes of its own. All right. Thanks for that, Greg.

These are the nominees for the Simp of the week. Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simp. Simp, Simp. All right, you guys are going to help you out because I wasn't here the first part of the Simper. Oh, yeah, Monday, Tuesday. I wasn't here for the Monday or Tuesday Simpery. What happened? Why weren't you? I was simping myself.

Yeah, he was a big guy. Big simping. Big simping. in Kabul. Monday. Okay, Monday. What was Monday? Monday, there was a man who would drive an hour and a half away, correct, Angie?

Oh, yeah. An hour and a half away to his ex-wife's house. Also, he can mow the lawn. Every week. Every single week. His ex-wife's house? His ex-wife's house every single week. They've been divorced for like 15 years or so, and every week, once a week, he would

drive an hour and a half to mow the lawn. And he was saying it's because of the kids. Yep. I know that he did not have. commitment issues because that's a commitment right there. That is a very big commitment right there. Wow. So he wants to make sure, well, okay, I guess. And for the record, his kids are all girls, so they're not going to be moving the lawn. Yeah. Okay, that makes a little more sense. And now to make sure that his family's house, because at the end of the day, still his family.

Yes. Has a manicured lawn. And then also another man isn't curing a lawn. Oh. Oh. So, okay, so I can, I can see that. I don't think that's, uh, The distance is what makes it kind of crazy. And every week. And every week. You know what I'm saying? But that's a very like noble like, man, thing to do. So that's simple.

I respect it. Yeah. I mean, it's sim, but it's like, it's like, it's all, it's chivalrous. It's pretty chivalrous. Yeah, that's all right. And now we're going to have. Yeah. Every week.

15 years. Yeah. And your excuse to come look at your ex-wife is, oh, I got to mow the lawn from my kids. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Big old sim.

So he's seven to me. He wants to mowl's. her lawn. Yes. So no one else knows it. Exactly. So that's sim number one. That's pretty simple.

Okay. All right. What was Tuesday? Tuesday, there was a guy and his girlfriend that had been broken up and she was looking to buy a new car. So when they went to the dealership, they acted like a couple. Oh, they pretended to be a couple. Just so she can get the car cheaper.

Okay. Right? She ends up getting in the car for cheaper. They end up hooking up after getting the car. Oh. They didn't get back together though. And she still kept the car and he misses her. Oh, she's a backseat bandit.

She's a backseat bandit. Yeah. Wait, he's simping because he got left with nothing. He got left for nothing. Well, he still got something out of it for one night. One night. But then he was a big old sim because he goes on social media and shares that story. Yeah.

Like, no, no, no, we don't need to know. And first she took my cart and then she took my dog. And then she took my dog. And now I'm here writing a tweet to you for me. Basically. Yeah. Pretty much that's what happened. I mean, she got her car.

She got the deal. Yeah, that's pretty sick. So she, she pimped him, but he was simp. Yeah, he got pimped out by her. So he was nominated number two. Yes, okay. And then on Wednesday, uh, I spoke about young gravy inviting Haley Welsh, the Haktua girl to one of his shows said, pick a date and I got you. And then she took that as he wanted to take me on a date.

Yeah. And rejected him. She said this. Do you think he's trying to like, get my true, give me to her? I don't know. No way. Like, ah, makes it so much worse.

And then that's when he said. I did sign her DMs. I wanted to show her some love. I think I invited her to a show. I don't believe I mentioned a date. I think I invited her to a show. I think I did. I think I remember.

Back peddling after he got rejected. Yes. And she's like, ah. And for the record, Vic, you said that he usually goes for cougars. He goes for older women. A lot older.

That's usually his thing, 40 and up. He's about 28 years old. Haley's 21. A lot younger than him. That was kind of odd, you know, for him to go in that direction.

But, yeah, I think more so him, the simping part is him backing down and acting like he was just being a nice guy. I think I sent her. I don't know what day was or something.

I just invited her to one of my shows. It was just invited you remember. You got rejected. Just invite everybody to your show. Yeah. Greg used to do that. You shared about that. Yeah.

I invite him to my show, but then I'd fall in with that after. And that's like how you kind of get. That's how I get at them. Yeah. See, yeah. It's part of a larger plan, but it got clip short because she said, nah. All right. So the nominee, sorry, the winner of Simpa the Week is.

It is. Young Gravy. Young gravy. At least you won something. She'll do this. She was doing the scary movie. Wassa! We could get the Q or.

I also take me out of date. I was like, ah. No. Young gravy. Sorry, maybe next time. Yes. Simp? Simp.

Let's simp them out. Sip, sip, sip, sip. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got your phone.

The homie helpline. Mike, needs our help. Mike. All right. Mike sent us a DM and said, Hey, Brown Bag. I need a homie help line. My girl got invited to dinner over the weekend for her co-workers' 35th birthday.

My girl, her sister, and myself went. We had a good time. We had a couple of rounds of drinks. And I had a tomahawk. My girl and her sister got steak and lobster. Wow. This is expensive. Yeah.

Fancy. When it came time to pay, I went over to the server, paid for my girl and her sister, and my food, and I was kind enough to pay for the birthday girl's food. Oh, so he got the mom. Pat yourself on the back, Mike. King. He said, I also took care of the server. I told my girl, let's dip once I paid.

Sure enough, she stayed around me and the cunis, cunis, right? Cuniano? Cunia. Oh, yeah, left, waited in the car, a couple minutes go by, and she, and she, and she, and, and, he said. she calls me if I could help out and pay the bill. I said no. Valid? Yeah, she went back to work Monday and it was painful for her.

Nobody acknowledged her. Everyone kept ignoring her and I felt bad. It's only her second month at this new job. Should I have helped or did I do the right thing? Help me out, Brownback. So the sister and his girl worked together with a co-worker. I'm assuming. Yeah.

All three of them. Yeah. but then he's cool with the new co-worker already. Yeah. Within two months. Yeah, for the co-workers 30th birthday, yeah. He sent a message. He was like, I just paid for my girl, her sister, myself, the birthday girl, and all the other people he didn't know.

Oh, so there was more than people. Okay, okay. Yeah. I thought like, but he paid for his people essentially. Yeah. And the birthday girl. That's nothing wrong. I think he did.

He said all of them. They just had to figure it out. Yeah. He did his part. He paid for everything. Like, he's good. Bro, he's not their sponsor. You know what I'm saying?

Like he just doesn't have to pick up everything Just because he paid for a couple people's bills Yeah But now that she goes back to work Yeah That's a lot too I wonder if his girl even told him Like oh he already paid for our part

No yeah they had to have I don't know Because when they get the bill They're gonna be like oh would you They're like no he already paid Then why would the co-workers be tripping the next day I'm just thinking maybe they felt offended Like oh he only paid for theirs

Yeah that's what I was thinking too That's weird on the co-workers Of course no think that like yeah but it's like maybe it felt like dang you don't like us or something yeah like you're already they're paying for theirs just pay for ours dang what i don't know yeah yeah like now it's gonna make it complicated because then we're dissipated and stuff like that but it's like you go to when you go to a birthday dinner you know what you're gonna get you know like you know you're going to be splitting the bill you know all that stuff usually the birthday girl like she doesn't pay

oh i don't have to pay today no no well you're not birthday boy today oh me birthday weekend for it's But usually that's how it works. Yeah, it is. Yeah. So I don't understand why the coworkers would be tripping and be acting out on the girl, on the girlfriend, instead of. Yeah, I'm just thinking they're like, brokies? Maybe. Yeah.

Like if you can afford it, then don't go. Exactly. Maybe they're thinking like, well, I wasn't funny enough at dinner to get my dinner paid for it. No, that's weird. That's weird to have that mentality. Yeah. Exactly. I go anywhere.

I'm assuming I'm going to pay. Yes. The whole thing. If I have to. The whole thing? Like, no, but I'm saying like if you go. Oh, the whole thing. No, no. But like, like, if you go out, you have to be prepared, like, just in case somebody's like, oh, I forgot my wallet or something. Like, if not, I won't go. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't believe. I don't go a lot of places. Hey, Big, I've never been to catch before, Vic. That's crazy, though. He hasn't either. Yeah, yeah. No, so that, I mean, that's the thing. What I'm saying is more so you just have to be prepared.

to pay. You know what I'm saying? Your share and maybe somebody else is. Yeah, the birthday person. Yeah, who he paid for is like Valley. Like that's like no problem. But then the girlfriend asking him like, can you pitch more?

For the other court workers that he doesn't know. Unless he was short and he didn't pay for everything. Unless, you know what I'm thinking? Maybe he was at dinner just bragging. Like Fleming. Like Mr. Money bags. Yeah, get the lobster.

Get the. So much money. Yeah. So much money. Oh, yeah. Oh, maybe he kept saying like, oh me drinks. on me on me.

Don't worry about it. It's on me. It's somebody else's birthday and he ordered a tomahawk steak. So you know all the attention is on him. Oh, yeah. What is that? The tamahawk steak with the huge. Algo leve?

Yeah, it's like a certain steak that has a huge stick on the end of it. I'm trying to explain it to you like it's a big. Wow. But when they bring it out, they bring it out with like a presentation and so it's so expensive. They'll probably blow torch it or something. Yeah. It's all crazy. He's rich.

Maybe that's what it was. Maybe he was like. Yeah. You know, yeah, I don't know, good, I got it. I got it. And then last minute, I got it. I got it. He's like, yeah, I got it for four.

Like, I don't know about jaw eight. And then now that, I don't know. Like, not to say that he didn't pay his fair share because he paid for himself and other people. Yeah, pay for lobster. But maybe he was like playing it up at dinner. We don't know what he was acting like. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah. We're trying to get him on the line, but he's shy all of a sudden. Oh. Money back. Money, Mike. Yeah.

Call us up, man. Answer your phone. But now his question. is he's asking for what? If he should have helped paid basically the whole bill or did he do the right thing with just paying for those

select people? Yeah, but yeah. They're still mad at your girl? They're mad at her, yeah. Why isn't your man, money, Mike, even richer than we expected. Yeah, that's messed up. Because it's like none of them, none of their boyfriends stepped in. Yeah, paid for like more people besides them. That's what I'm wondering. Like, did everybody else

bring their partner? Like their girl, their man? I bet everybody didn't, everybody who did, if they did bring their partner, they didn't probably pay as much money as money, Mike. Money, Mike, yeah. Probably. Ordering tomahawks and lobsters and stuff like that. Drinks. Mm-hmm.

Algo super levy. I love that. Or he didn't include the tip. No, he said he took care of the server. Yeah, it took care of the server. He took care of, yeah. It's just that his, the coworkers that he had. I kind of see, I'm not sure if he could have, like, I don't know.

I kind of feel like Tyrese, like, what more do you want from me? That's what my saying? That's how he feels right now, I'm sure. Yeah, no, I just want to know, like, how the bill was split. Money Mike went to a coworker, his girl's co-worker's birthday party, birthday dinner or whatever. He paid for his girl himself, the girl's sister and the coworker and even paid the server, gave her the tip or whatever. Wow. And there was another group of people that were there.

he did not pay for them. All those people, when they saw his girl on Monday at work, were upset, did not want to talk to her, ignored her. Yeah. And he feels like, did he do something wrong? Should he have helped more? Should he have paid the entire bill? Uh-huh. Or did he do the right thing?

Wow. Yeah. Mr. Money, Mike. See what happens when you have money? He's just enemies. Not enough. That's why I don't have that much. But we actually have.

Kiki from Moreno Valley on the line And she's gonna tell us what she thinks Kiki Kiki What's up? What's up? What's up Kiki? What's up Kiki?

Kiki, do you love me? Kiki Dela? Yes You get that a lot, huh? Yes, I like you. Okay, what do you think about the situation with Mr. Money Mike here?

Mike didn't do nothing. He didn't do nothing. Almost cussed. Oh, almost cuss. Thank you for not. if or not. You call yourself. He didn't do nothing wrong. Those people that went to

dinner should not have went if they didn't have no money. Right. Why are you expecting other people to pay for your portion? That does not make sense to me. He didn't do nothing wrong. He did the right thing. And as far

his girlfriend's key co-workers at work, that's not talking to her for it. Then you know what? Forget them. She don't need them Anyway. Wow. Yeah. Well, she does because she works with them.

She could every single day. She could just eat lunch by herself. It's fine. You could be friendly, but you don't need them as friends. Ah. But now they're ignoring her, not even acknowledging her. You know what? Well, I'm two different people.

I don't care if you ignore me or not. I mean, I'm there to get my work done. I'm not there to be friends with you. Yeah. What should she do? Should she like shoulder bump them in the hallway now? Or like, what should chew? Come on.

I want her to get in trouble at her job. All right. We don't want to get her fired. All right. That was good. She should take lobster for lunch to, like, the rest of the next week. Yeah. Just start being petty?

Yeah. Algo levy. Look what my man bought me. Oh, look at what my men. You can relate, can relate, huh? Tomahawk steak for lunch at work. Oh, I like that. That would be crazy.

Great idea. Make them hate her even more. All right. I wonder if Mike's girl is mad at him even. Maybe she's just like upset, like in general. Like if he's not at him. Maybe he's just like, dang, like, did I? Like she's upset and now he's like, is this my fault?

Did I cause all of this? Yeah, that's why. Like, if she's mad at him. Yeah. She shouldn't be, though. Like, she should be mad at the corner. No, he did his part. Yeah.

All right. We have Terry from Riverside on line three. Terry. Let's see. Terry. Hello. Terry. Hello.

Terry. Hey, Brown, Beth. What up, Terry? Hi, Terry. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? We're great.

Great. We're great. Happy Friday. All, yes. Okay, so what do you think about Mr. Money Mike over here? Did he do something wrong by not picking up everybody's bill? Or? Absolutely not.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Absolutely not. I think that Money Mike should talk to his woman because maybe she was bragging at work like yeah my man got money he don't pay for everybody's food so why right so why after he paid did she stay behind and why would she even ask him to pay because if that was my man I would have told my co-workers like are y'all crazy like no you know he got the birthday girl I thought that was very generous money might he used to have a conversation with his girl and I don't know, you know, what their situation is

or how long they've known each other, but I think he needs to talk to her. She's the problem. Okay, got it. It's her fault. Yes. He might be. I mean, I don't know.

I think she should check. You know, he just needs to have that conversation because why would they be mad at her? I don't think people don't typically just expect someone to pay, especially if they don't even really know the person like that. Exactly. There has to be more to the story, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, there has to be more to that. And I think the girlfriend is the key. She's the problem. She's, yeah, she's talking a little too much. Yeah, I think so. She wrote a check that he couldn't cash, basically. Is that kind of what I guess?

Yeah, that's probably what happened. Okay, thank you, Terry. Right, and then she walked out, and then they were like, well, what's up? I thought you said he was on pay. I thought he was a story. I thought he was a money bag, Mike. Yeah.

And they probably ordered a bunch of drinks, and that, they went out of the table. You got to pay for all this? Watching me. You told me. Let's all go to the bathroom one at a time. Right, right, right, right. That could have been in things.

Thank you, Terry. Damn. So he's in a hitter with the, I'm rich, not you. Oh. I'm the one with the money. What have you been telling him? Yeah. All right, let's go to.

Well, we don't know. We don't know. Yeah, we're not sure. Okay. Let's go to Jay in Seal Beach on line 8. Seal Beach. Jay. Good morning.

Good morning, Jay. What do you think about this, Mr. Money Mike, not paying, not picking up everybody's bill, only four people's. Well, first, you got to take care of who you come with and whoever's in the car with you. Yeah, that's true. As a man, right? As a man, that's principal. There you go. And then if you're a big dog, take care of the table.

If you're down, wear the crown. Oh, I like that. Don't have step. tap stepping right now is what you're saying? I'm not going to do some like that. I'm just saying like, if you're going to do it, do it. You know, that's what Naki said.

Just do it. Yeah. I don't know these people, but I'm still going to do it. Yeah, I'm going to do it just because I can. Yeah. Yeah, I feel that. Like flex on them like that? No, not that.

You don't even know these people. Not flex on them. It's just more so like, like he said, if you're a big dog, then go full big dog. Yeah. Don't go medium-sized dog. People are. going to know that he's a big dog if he hasn't said anything if he leaves without saying anything

anybody and everything's paid for that's big dog that's big dog right there like now i got it but he's already paid for four people but if you paid for everybody yeah oh that's a medium yeah yeah he only he only did like half dogs he like a little chihuahua no not a chihuahua would have been he just paid for his own thing uh and then and that's it and not and not pitched in on the tip that would have been chihuahua energy that's like a little terrier then all right it's a little bit bigger than a you all. Yeah. All right.

Let's go to Matthew on line seven. Matthew and Banning. Matthew. Hey, good morning. What's going on? Good morning. Hi, Matthew. What do you think about Mr. Money Mike over here?

Money Mike. Man, well, after listening to the situation, I think that he did good. You guys said what he paid for himself, his girls, his sister, and the birthday girl. Yeah, pretty much everybody he came with and the birthday girl. Yeah. Yeah, he did more than enough. But one thing that I was curious about is what they all do for work. What do these girls do for work and what he does for work, you know?

He might say, get the right questions. That's true. Looking, you know, designer and who knows what. And what are these girls, their nurses. They might be making a lot of money or office people, whatever it is that they do. I think that their job kind of plays a factor in him paying. For me, I think he did more than enough and he did good. So, props to that guy right there.

Yeah, no, shout out to Mike. I just, yeah, that's a great question. I don't know why I don't know why my mind went to me what it what if they're in the entertainment industry oh yeah they're independent dancers what if they're yeah what if yeah that's what you thought I thought like I just movies or no independent movies maybe that too yeah but um but yeah maybe that because I can see that situation going wrong of like a girl being like oh girl my my guy got money that da da da and that type of talk happening and then they end up being stuck with the bill and being like whoa what's

happening here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could see that. No. I don't see it. I cannot picture that I mean making independent films. I'm stuck on independent dancers in my mind right now. Because I thought they were like, oh.

You said entertainment and I'm like, whoa, where's this going? I'm still stuck on that. Yeah, then you started talking to it. I was like, no, I don't think they're. The dancers or anything like that. Yeah, they could be. They could be. But that's a volatile thing.

Like, girls fall out over. nothing in that field. How would you know? Okay. You don't even know. I've been in that field. You've been in that field? You're assuming that his her coworkers are all girls.

You don't know that. You're assuming that. Chill. Chill. I just created my whole. Yeah, I know. Yeah. This turns into a homie hoplay from Vic right now.

Yeah. And then what happened to money, Mike? He doesn't want to call in? No, he's getting shy. He's all shy. I called him personally. I called him personally. And he sent me to voicemail.

I was like, wow, Mike, come on. I thought we're homies. Yeah, he's listening. He's listening, Mike. Call us up. Don't be scared. Yeah. Okay, let's go to Juice Online 2 in L.A.

Juice. What up, Juice? Yo. Juice. What's up? What's up? Juice? Yeah.

I mean, all you said? How y'all said? Oh, great. It's Friday. It's Friday. It's Friday. Well, not for us, but for you. You got paid today?

Yeah, I'm getting paid today. Oh. Oh. Oh. Let's go to dinner. Yeah. You're paying for all our dinner, right? This situation, man.

Let's talk about this situation. I feel, I feel like, you know, her dude, he didn't do nothing wrong, you know what I'm saying? And at the end of the day, we are all adults. True. And if y'all ain't got your money, you can't play if you can't pay, you feel me? That's how I feel about the situation. Like, they shouldn't be getting upset with her because of something that, you know, he didn't do. for them.

And if they're truly her friends, then they should understand the situation. And it's like he's standing for his party. So it's like, how can you guys get upset about that? No, yeah, that makes sense. Take it into the next day at work at that. You know what I'm saying?

Like, let's not bring the drama at work if we have a good day. Exactly. And it has nothing to do of work, too. You know, so they're like mixing business with pleasure kind of thing. Yeah. Co-workers. Yeah, it has nothing to do at work. Look, I just want to get on here one time and say, I appreciate y'all and what y'all do.

You feel me, and if anybody got an Instagram or something, can y'all check me out on IG? You know, I'm out here doing my thing in my community. Trying to get everybody good off the all-natural juice. I make all-natural juice. Oh, all right, all right, all right. I'm just pushing the juice. That's why you need to juice. Ah, juice.

Like, nice going, Lord, you know. And if y'all can take me down, it's A-N-K-A-2. Deuce of Life Okay All right Okay And take in with me Even if y'all just go on the page

And see what I'm doing You see what I'm doing For the community Yeah Definitely appreciate what I'm doing For the community For sure I see you Jews All right thank you too

Yeah Keep doing y'all thing man Brown bag You know I'm tuned in every morning While I'm at work doing my thing And I'm definitely keep calling in Trying to get them tickets too man I'm trying to get them

Disney and I think is, you know, I got to take baby. Stick around. We got them coming up. Thank you, Jus. All right. Mike message. Mike messaged me on Instagram right now. Oh, money, Mike?

Yeah, he said, she's a nurse. How did you guess that right? I don't know. You said, Angie, Angie, you said nurse. No, Angie, you said nurse. I don't know. And then he said, I'm also Angie's op because I have my own tree trimming company. Oh, see.

All about is green. Yeah, I knew it. Money does grow on trees. Yeah. They do it. That's how it's made. I know how much my deals make. I know how much you make then.

Hey, okay. All right. So he provides some. But right now it's slow season. So I feel his pain. It's slow season. The nurse. Oh,

that's right. It was the nurses. Dang. And then they get paid well. We have a patient in room three. And then they're like, yeah, right.

Yeah. Whatever. All right. One more call. We got Sylvia in Englewood on line five. Sylvia. Sylvia. Hey,

Brownback. What's up, Sylvia? Hey. What do you think about this situation with Mike? Well, I don't think he's money, Mike. I think this is messy Mike. What? What?

Mike, are you listening? You should call it. Tell us why. Tell us why. Why is he hiding? Because I think there's more to the story. This has nothing to do with money. Okay.

Why? I feel like this has nothing to do with money. There's like, who just stops talk to you? we're not covering their bill. I mean, they don't even know her like that. So the expectations of them paying, being paid for is not even realistic. I think that either they were acting a fool, she was acting a certain way, something else happened in that dinner for them to stop talking to them.

And she's blame, the girlfriend's blaming it on money mic. She's like, maybe because you didn't pay all the bill. Yeah, I think he's gaslighting the situation to hype himself up and be like, Oh, they're just Maca's out and pay for this. Are you a Gemini? No, that probably has nothing to do with the situation. I feel like something completely different happens. He's just not trying to admit it.

Were you at this dinner? Yeah. Sounds like you're there. Are you a co-workers? Yeah. Are you a nurse, too? I've been to plenty of birthday dinners, and I know the expectations of being paid for,

especially by somebody you don't know, it's not real. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little different because these are coworkers. Do you usually go to birthday dinners with your coworkers? Or your friends. Yeah, I do. I do.

And then we all cover ourselves and then we'll split the birthday person's dinner or whatever. But like, I'm not, like, even if they're, the, even if the husband's there, like, no, it's not about that. Like, you don't go into that with those expectations. But you don't, like, go as far as stop talking to them either. That's too much. Yeah. That's all deep. See, I'm telling you, there's more to the story.

Mike, what are you hiding? He might be able to call it in right now. See, all of a sudden. Mike. All right. Mike is probably listening and feeling like, oh, they're catching on to me. So he's trying to hidey more. I'm being attacked.

Yeah. Dang, you said messy Mike. She did. Not money, Mike, messy Mike. So this is it never happened to you? Has this ever been done to you ever before? No, because like I said, I don't go into birthday dinners with that expectation. Like,

This is big Sylvia, not the little one. Yeah, she got her own money. Well, no, honestly, like, have you guys ever gone to dinner and think, like, oh, I'm not going to pay? No. Right? You always expect, like, oh, I'm going to, like you said, Vic, you're going to pay for yourself and you're going to pay for the birthday girl.

Yeah, but I do like going to dinner with my brother-in-law and my sister. Oh, because you don't have to pay? No, I pay, but not as much because they're rich. Oh, oh. Okay, that's family. That's family. No, I know. But no, every time, like I said, you have to go with the mentality of like, I'm going to have to pick up more than maybe my fair sure.

You know what I'm saying? Just because of just the way it is. Yeah, you guys are nice. I pull my card out like, oh, yeah, I got it. And I'm waiting for the, no, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, fine, fine. Like, oh, okay. Oh, it's fine. Oh, sorry.

Oh, crazy. The chip this in work. My zeal, I'll tell you. Nobody else changed for 100? Oh, okay, no, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Ice cream after or something?

I'll pay for your parking. Yeah. How about that? How much is the tip? The tip? I got that. I got the tip. Don't worry about it.

25 bucks. Never go with Greg. Yeah. Yeah. My God. All right. But you said Mike, Mike is going to call? He was like, he's defending himself on DMs right now.

And I'm like, all right. Like, call us up? Like, what's up? We're trying to talk to you. Left on Red. Again. Maybe because the chainsaw, he can't call in because of the chainsaw or something. Irene told me right now.

He's still not answering. But he's responding. to DMs. It's crazy, my God. We have to find out if it's a money mic or messy mic. We have to get to the bottom of this. Sambra Sala with Angie. Oh, Lil Yadi is fighting with his friends so much.

His friend? His friends. Oh, friends. So much, dude, that he is being called a bad friend, a horrible friend online. To the point that now he's, like, cutting ties and canceling podcast with him. What? He might be right now, he's making a strong case for, like, worst. friend of the year. He is. Wow.

He's just like with so many different people. Yeah. Mainly with his friend. Yeah. His best friend and producer of Mitch. Yes. But he had the situation with Drake just a couple days ago. Oh, you're right where he followed, unfollowed and followed back.

Yes, exactly because he got taken off the song and people were saying that was. Well, I cite on Lil Yadi on that one. Yeah. With Lil Yachty. Yeah. People were saying that was like rude of him because of all Drake's friends. And then all of the OVO fans, you're right. All the OVO fans like turned around.

Turned against his still Lil Yadi. So right now he's just making headlines and they're not good. Yeah. Literally right now he's being called like the worst, worst friend ever. Wow. And it's like, so he does have a podcast called a safe space with his best friend and producer Mitch, right? Yeah. And so in one of the latest episodes, they had key Glock on the episode, right?

That's a special guest. Gloos lock. Yep. And so Lil Yadi and his friend, they're talking about it. And little Yadi goes on and says like if you don't got money and no job and you do your kids, do what you got to do. So then Mitch replies back and he's like, nah, you know what?

They should try to, I would suggest for them to try to get a job. And that's when it got awkward. And Lil Yadi just starts going in on Mitch. Mind you, this is supposed to be his best friend. Yeah. Listen. Care. Tell the whole story.

Tell people. Wrong one. Let's go back to 2015. Up until about maybe a year and a half ago, two years ago, you spend a lot of time trying to find your steps. Right. Imagine if you didn't have a friend who's already extremely successful to help you get on your feet. A lot of people don't have that.

So what I'm saying is, what do you say? Because you didn't want to get a job. I never even suggested you get a job because I knew you wouldn't get a job. So imagine, like, Key Glock is in the background and it's just so awkward. Like, now you're throwing what you did for your friend in his face. It was so awkward. So basically he was trying to say, um,

key Glock was like, oh, you shouldn't, like, rob people. and stuff like that. And then Yadi's like, well, I don't know. Maybe if you have to, you should do it. You should just do what you got to do to feed your family. And then Mitch was like, no, you should just get a job. And then Yadi was like, no, why are you going to tell people to get a job? You never got a job.

Because then they keep going at it. Listen. Even if then, if I wasn't doing righteous then, I'm older now. So I would not tell him to do anything like I was doing back then, bro. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That's fine. But that's because you've been through years. of development, remove me from this situation.

Remove me. I was never in your life. What the fuck would you have been doing? Who knows what you would have been doing if you ain't have a to show you? They're just trying to break it up, like, it was quite from like hypothetical, but Yadi kept trying to turn it into like a real,

like, what about you? Yeah. What about you? And Mitch is just trying to give good advice to like people out there in general. Like, don't rob. Yeah, don't be doing that. Don't be.

Yeah, don't steal from other people. And then Yadi's like, but what about you? Yeah, how can you be saying that? His music is pretty crazy. Yeah, no, Lil Yadi's like saying like, well, how can you be saying that and suggest a job? But you didn't want to get a job. And Mitch is like, well, it's not about me.

First of all. And then also, he's just like, I'm also older. So I just wouldn't give that advice to rob people. Yeah. Which is valid. He was talking about his growth and all that stuff. Yeah. So then this little clip, this exact clip, it just went viral.

And that's when people were going in a little yachtie saying horrible friend. How can you be throwing all that in your face, all that stuff? During an interview, because that's, if you feel that type of way. You say that privately. Yeah, it's not for, like, podcast. No. It's their podcast. So they had control over clipping that out too.

Yeah, I was taking it out. Yeah. The fact that they let that go and the thought that was going to be okay. Yeah. Like, no, I didn't. When it was visibly awkward, like, have you ever had like, has your friend, have you ever been over at your friend's house? And then they get, like, rega-gagnado by their parents.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then you're just like, you're like, you're like, You're like, oh, what do I do? Can I go now? Yeah. That's how he looked. I'm going to go use the wristroop.

Your homie and his girl start fighting. Yeah. You're in the back seat? You're in the back seat. I will crash this car. You're like, oh, no. Wait, what? Let's not do that.

Yeah, so, yeah, everybody was roasting, Yadi and saying he was a terrible friend, right? Horrible, horrible friend. But it didn't end there. It didn't, because they continued. Because then little Yadi goes onto Twitter and just goes in on Mitch and pretty much saying, you know what, like, F all of you guys. like I'm done I'm done with the podcast listen I ain't want to do no motherfuckin podcast I'm a mother fucking rapper got millions of dollars I don't need to talk to

other rappers I did the podcast for Mitch don't put got three four hundred thousand dollars in Mitch pocket y'all sit here talking my son he disrespect his friend I ain't with Mitch bro I've been asleep all day I wake up to this crazy I say miss how you didn't go on internet and tell these folks that we're playing bro man it's twitter bro you know how they is bro you know how twitter is bro All right, fuck that then. The podcast. How about that?

He does not talk like that. He does not. He sounds mad. Oh, yeah. Because he's saying, like, Mitch, okay, if you knew what they were saying, well, I was asleep, you should have depend on me as your best friend.

Yeah. So he's going off on Mitch. That's Twitter, man. But Yadi won't stop doing what he was doing that made him look bad. What do you mean? He keeps bringing up the fact that he gave him an opportunity. Yeah.

Now he even got specific with the money. He said, oh, he made $400,000 off of me. And I put this money in his pocket. Like, you're digging deeper. By trying to defend yourself so hard, you're making yourself an even worse friend by putting even more business out there. He sounds like he's like trying to big bro him a bit. Super. Yeah.

And it's like it's obvious the power dynamic, bro. You're a little yachty. Mitch is your best friend and producer still. We just are learning about Mitch through you. Yeah. It's clear, bro. You're better. Like at more successful.

Like you're bigger, you know, you've been around for a long time. Yeah. And it's like you don't have to keep reminding us of that necessarily and how, oh, I'm the best friend ever. Like, you never, I've never been a good friend like me. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's a little too, you're a little too hard.

Yeah. No, he's pretty much taking responsibility for Mitch's position saying like, for his success. You're what you are because of me. Wow. Like over and over again saying like I gave you have this much because I made you. Pretty much that's what he's saying. Exactly.

And I know he's trying to plead his case and all that stuff, but it's like, you're not helping. No. Because then he has another artist, right? Yes, it doesn't end there. It keeps going? It keeps going. Jesus. He has another artist called up.

Caraboo. So yeah, so Caraboo actually recently left Yadi's label, Concrete Boys. She's an adult female artist from Atlanta. And they parted weights, you know, supposedly amicably. Like they just were like, oh, we're just going to start working. no longer together. It's all love. That's what they said like two weeks ago.

But everybody knew there has to be something under the surface. Yeah. Because they seem very locked in. They seemed like everything was going great and all this stuff. You don't just like break that apart for no reason. Yeah. So that as this Mitch stuff is happening, Karibu, that situation, she comments on it.

And then he comments on her and saying, I made you and you're disloyal. Yeah, so this is part of what he was telling her. You don't even do nothing. It's so crazy to me, bro, because I've given you a career. And time to time, you just disrespect me. I wrote every verse you've done. I addressed you.

You was watching tables. What are we talking about? I changed your life. You talked to my label crazy. You claim I was stealing money from you. Bro, stealing money from you. How, bro? You ain't made no money, bro.

He just kept going and going. He's going off on his best friend, Mitch, earlier, and then he goes on and he talks about caribou. Yeah. Yeah. He's just mad. You get the smoke. You get the smoke. You get the smoke.

I did everything for everybody. I created all of this. And it's like, at that point, what can Lil Yachty do? Because I'm pretty sure he feels attacked. He does. Yeah. And in his head, he's thinking, like, I was trying to help you. And now you guys are training against me.

Yeah. Like, Mitch, you're not even, like, you're not defending me what they're saying. Everything he's. Get that. Everything he's saying in terms of like the opportunity he gave was all valid. Yeah. Like, you know, he did help those people out. Yeah.

They are more successful because of him. But it's just corny to like remind people. The way he's going about it. You know what I'm saying? If he were to just be like, you know what? I feel like these people that I've helped don't have, you know, don't have my back. Don't have, they wouldn't do that for me. And just kept it at that and keep it pushing.

Yeah. And help somebody else maybe. Or just focus on. yourself it'll be fine but he's like you don't make no money you were cleaning tables you were nothing before me you were nothing before me like and even like the artist that still remain on his on his label which is imploding by the day um he's like i dressed all of you no he really did say that how are you gonna like i dressed you i gave you guys diamonds all that stuff yeah like he went into detail like so it's like you're just discrediting them further but essentially like you're trying to the goal of a of a of a

label owner is to prop up your artist so they can be their own things and not relying on you no you make money off of them right yeah but you're supposed to be like this is the greatest artist ever yeah yeah you know not like i made this artist so listen to them and those are not his earrings those are mine yeah and i and he doesn't have any style actually that's my style that i let him borrow yeah you know what i'm saying it's like it's it's really bad for business because that's the whole thing representation of you at the end of the day in a way yeah yeah so you always want to hype him up Exactly. You want them to stand alone. You know what I'm saying?

So it's, yeah, this is a... No, it got messy. So I'm telling you, after he canceled the podcast and told F you, Mitch and all that stuff, then Mitch, he goes on to, not IG, but Twitter. And he posts, like, a tweet, say, please don't let that clip misguide you. It doesn't represent any, like, it doesn't represent me and Yadi's friendship at all. We joke around pretty harsh sometimes, too.

Yeah. No. It's like, that's like him. But like, yeah, no, that's like Mitch trying to save the podcast after Lil Yadi told him like, F, you F the podcast, like, we're done. He's basically saying it's like, like, how friendships are. Like me and my homies get in fights, but we're not going to like not talk to each other and stuff like. But also you guys don't. But you guys also don't go on Instagram live and like rent about it.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You guys just work it out internally. Maybe in the group chat. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? As far as it goes. But like, yeah, this just making everything public.

It's a lot. I don't know how Yadi does. He doesn't realize how terrible this is. It looks on him. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we shouldn't have heard that conversation. Like,

no. That should have been like combos behind closed doors. Like I, as much as I like cheese me, I feel like, I know. I couldn't stop. I remember I kept sending you to him.

Look, there's more. There's more. There's an end. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't know. I hope they work it out because they are friends.

They've been friends for years. Mitch and Lil Yadi. Yeah. That's his producer. That's his best friend. Yeah. Yeah. Let's,

we'll get over it like in an hour. I was just say you guys just squabble it out. Hopefully. Yeah, because after this, like, his crew is just getting smaller by the day. So I feel like he no longer will be little yadi. He's just going to be a little boat. Oh, that's a little boat. Roll, roll, roll your boat.

Poor guys. Now I feel bad for him. He's capsizing right now. See, it was a Drake curse. Yeah. See, that's where it started. The OVO fans started turning around and then now look at that. Or maybe Drake, you know how he's like supposedly kind of Drake.

protege. Yeah. Maybe Drake taught him how to be a terrible friend. Oh my God. This is how you get everybody to turn on you. One-on-one. I don't know. But I hope they do work it out.

Yeah. And they bring back their podcast and it's not canceled. I actually really like that podcast. A safe space. Yeah. It's actually really good. All right. That's it for Sombrosa.

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I've seen he roasted himself. Same thing. So funny. I don't know. It just like, it gets you good. And it opens your eyes. Yeah. This is how people see me?

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It is all right. I like, oh, I see it now. Yeah. Look at his profile like, oh, it is. Look at the way he's sitting. Yeah. What did she just say? Hey, do you guys remember Max Monetti?

Yes. I remember. Chill, I remember. How's that guy doing? Of course. I miss them. I miss them. I miss my lady.

I wish they were here. Yeah. What do you mean? It's okay. They work when I'm not here. They interview people like Jesse Reyes. Ice spice. Yeah.

I feel like you guys wait till I'm not there. They're just like interview. We're in the clear now. Amazing beautiful artists. And I'm just like, wow. Really? That's because you just be simping. And Cabo.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't remember what I was. doing when the Jesse Reyes thing happened. You don't know. Where was I? I think you were sick.

Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, you were sick. Yeah, that's when Maximo got me sick. And now he's sick. Yeah. What is he has again? She has a...

ammonia. ammonia. ammonia? I always want to say Pomonia. POMonia? Yeah. Spell it. N-Money.

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Yeah, so we had Jesse Ray's up in here. Yes. And it was a really dope interview. And I got a couple clips from it. One question from Maximo, because I miss Maximo, and one question from Letti. Because you miss Letti. Yeah, I do. That's what I said.

You didn't. I didn't. I didn't say it. I missed Lettie. Yeah. My job is so much harder with daughter here. No, you have to work. So Leti had asked Jesse about kind of like the difference and the similarities between.

between Mexicans and Colombians being that Jesse is Colombian. And she had this to say. Oh, she is? Is there things like when you're being Colombian, you being Colombian? When you're being Colombian. You being Colombian, us being Mexican that you're like, okay, when people, like, that's a connection that I draw. A lot of times there are disconnects, but is there something that you're like,

I connect to Mexicans this way? I connect to Mexicans this way. Oh, my God. I think it's just innate in Latinos to be very forthright with their emotions and very openly passionate. And I think that's such a gift, you know, it's such a gift to be able to, it's like having extra colors to paint. Yeah.

That the world doesn't, you know? It's like, it's just having, having extra tools. And the way that you said it, though. Yeah, so poetic. Yeah. This is why guys like Colombians. Extra colors to paint is incredible. Wait, but is it true?

You guys like Colombians? My girlfriend is Colombian, yeah. Your girlfriend's Colombian? Yeah. Wow. When she was saying that, I was like, true. Well, I mean, Shakira, Colombian, Carol G. Colgian. Sophia.

Sophia. Sophia. Sophia. Columbia. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You see the vision?

Yeah. Jesse Ray is? Yeah. Columbia. Exactly. And then, Maximo had asked her a dope question, too, that somehow resulted in her singing live, like a little bit. It was incredible.

I'm like, she just did that. She serenated him? No, not really. I don't give him that. He's not that much of a pee. Well, he's not. He has a girl. Not married, but he has a girl.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, but he has some, you know, somehow she ended up singing. You guys got to listen to this clip. So is there any music that your parents showed you that it just like sticks with you to this day? Yeah. Just like you throw it on.

A lot. I know you didn't clean. So it's like usually it's a lot. It's funny. A lot. A lot. A lot of cumbia. A lot of boleros.

A lot of like. And it was funny because I'm the youngest of 11. No, my mom's the youngest of 11 siblings. Yeah. And so a lot of me. my cousins on my mom said they're all in Toronto and I'm the youngest by default too and I would just be singing these like old ass songs and they'd always be like sardinos de on this a car can see how do you know that but like old like um you know like um

you know like um yeah no sounds like an angel I don't know what I'm so dead that and I would be like this little just I thought one she's so good yeah I don't know sounds like an angel I don't know what song it is either, but I wanted it her to continue. Yeah. No, it was, that was really good. Brownback Morning's Part 101 6.