Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 285 Program Time Perrito Brown Bag Mornings (8/27/24)

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

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Brownback Morning's Part 106. Yeah. Good morning. Good morning. What a good morning, huh? A really good morning, yeah. It's a great morning. But, you know, what I noticed yesterday is that the sun goes down earlier now.

Does it? Yeah, I don't know. Before eight, like, you know, like all summer it's been like, it's eight o'clock sun's still out for the most part. Yesterday it was like, it wasn't eight yet and the sun was down. I was like, oh my God, guys, it's over. Summer's over. It's over. It's done for.

We got like another month probably. Yeah, but it's not the same. Well, yeah, it's hard during the day. But like for it to not be sunny at 8 o'clock, I just got used to it now. Are they still, they're not doing that time change thing anymore, right? Yeah, they're. Yeah, they are. Yeah, I heard it.

Then they like do something where. Well, we voted, but it hasn't gone. Yeah. They tried to vote for it. Okay. It takes two to three business years. Apparently. More than that.

But I also notice it does get fresher at night too. Yeah, it gets a lot cheerier. the beautiful summer nights where it's like you don't got to wear a sweater but it's not beautiful summer nights not too hot yeah put the top on the phone yeah I know it is getting chillier but the last day of summer is till next month like Greg was saying September 22nd yeah technically on the calendar it just it just to me yesterday I was like oh it's like at the beginning of the end it's fading yeah yeah the beginning of the end it sounds wild I'm gonna go shout it outside of the CVS

It's the beginning of the end. I knew what that guy's having. Oh, my God. Yeah. It made me sad, though. I was like, oh, man. The year's flying by. It's like we're a few days away from September.

Yeah, I don't mind it. I'm like waiting for like it to get cold to be snuggled in blankets. I'm waiting for like for soli. Yeah, but before you know it, it's 20 and 25. Yep. I know. Yeah, that's every year, you know, after 25. Oh, but you really like the, you really like the holidays and stuff.

Oh, yeah, for sure. That's why I'm like, I was listening to Christmas music. since yesterday. Really? You see? It's the beginning of the end. It just made me feel like, it made me feel like, did I do enough this summer? Did you?

I don't know. It just made me think about it. My birthday's in January, so I'm just like, no. I'll get it. Yeah. Did you guys feel like you did enough this summer? Oh, I definitely did. I definitely lived.

I believe Greg has a crazy smirk on the face right now. I've lived a crazy summer this summer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Maximo took two vacations this summer. Yeah, he did. Yes, he did. One doesn't count.

Why? I was sick. Yeah, right. He came to the mugged. You said you went to the beach and you bought a new car. When I recovered. The weekend after recovery. You did all that in the weekend?

Yeah. Sure, Bobby. For real. That's crazy. What about you? I got the car at discounted rate, okay? At a discounted rate. All right.

I feel like I didn't do much because my goal every summer is to get, you know, my little two-pack, but I didn't get it. Not too late. A two-pack, not a six-pack. It's just the beginning of the end. You're not the end. You can prep for next summer. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Bodies are made in winter, so it's a winter. Maybe. Yeah. Into the tamales come out. Yeah. But speaking of prep, Maximo has Maxi nose on the way. Maximo's. Maxino

The best intro ever Yeah, that's a great It's so good It's so good Man, thank you Power Vision for the intro Killed it But this is something

That people are going to be upset about Especially my cousins One of my cousins is a Dog Walker Both of them actually Do dog walking And take her dogs

For a living? For a living? They get paid good, huh? I'm assuming? She gets paid really, yeah Yeah, pretty much For that

Wow Do you have to go to school for that? No. How do you find? You just got to get good clients. Yeah. Where do you find? She's like apps ford and stuff like that.

She's had really good clients. Why isn't there? I can't say the name. Really good clients. Why isn't there classes about this like in school? Like you know what? If you know anything goes wrong, just become a dog walker. You'll be fine.

You know what I'm like? That's like an option? We could always be a dog walker. Firefighter, all these things. And they never bring up dog walker. Yeah. She do. She'll work like two months like every day.

Yeah. And then she'll take like a month off. Bruh. It's great. Really? Yeah. Then who walks the dogs for the dog walker? She hired somebody.

Oh my God. So the dog walker is hiring another dog walker? Yeah. Well, let me tell you my Max, no. I'm sorry, my mind is blown. She doesn't even have to pay. People that take their dogs everywhere. Oh, my.

Oh. Like, I mean everywhere. Tell me about it. It stresses me out. Yeah. It's like you can't even go eat. You can't even go to Cabo. What?

The other day I was on a flight to Cabo and I looked next to me and there's a under the person next to me's chair. Are they supposed to be in like a bin, under the plane or something like that? Apparently not. Bro, it's under, it was under the chair. I was like, what the hell's going on there? But it's a little puppy, huh?

Or a little dog. I mean, no, it was pretty big. How big? Oh, wow. It was like, like, I mean, I'm making hands. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Does it sound like Greg's bark? Or does it sound like Maximus Park?

It was in between those two. Oh, so like your park. Yeah, and I was like, dude, what the hell? I mean, maybe it was a Mexican airline, so maybe they have different rules. No, no, no, they allow it. Fidulis are welcome. Depends on the size of the dog. Yeah.

That's happening to me, too. It wasn't a tiny dog. You know what I'm saying? I would understand that. A million-sized dog. But I was just thinking, I was like, man, what if I was allergic? I'm not. But I was just like, I would be sneezing.

I would be. I would be sneezing the entire time and not, and just, they would just be like, dude. And then the worst thing is like when people, bring them around and like you got to you're with them so you got to deal with it yeah that's the words I roast my manager all the time

Brian my manager yeah he always brings his dog everywhere he doesn't only bring the dog he brings a stroller for the dog is a stroller that's like a whole different level that's super manly I roast I roast him all the time about it and treats that dog like his child wow that man needs a child

he got the stroller already yeah Yeah, man, that stresses me out really bad, honestly. Have you ever gone to, like, a restaurant and then they're like, no dog's allowed, then your person next to you has a dog, and you're like, damn, man. All the time. Then you got to find a restaurant that has an outdoor seating. Then you got to go to a lazy dog cafe?

Yeah. Yes. Or their food is pretty good, though. It is pretty good. You just sit down inside. Yeah. You just got to search up restaurants with dogs in the name of dog. You know where it's really dog friendly?

You'd hate it. Long Beach. Long Beach is so. Super dog friendly. Yeah, because they have a whole dog beach. Exactly. Like Brentwood is also pretty dog friendly.

Okay. It depends on the areas. Avoid that since Maxim was a dog hater. No, no, I don't hate it. Bro, you literally just said you're a dog hater.

I just hate when people take dogs everywhere. Yeah, so you hate the dog and their owners. Yeah. No, I have a dog. So you stay home. So you don't walk your dog.

My dog is trained. Don't walk your dog. He's trained. He has a sectioning out. He's tiny. Yeah, the dog walks in circles. My dog is happy, okay? Let him out, bro.

I do let him out. I open the door and he runs out and then he does a lap around the hood and he comes back. For real. That's it. Poor dog. He got an outing. He gets 30 minutes a day. Like Brisbane.

He's on a program? Maximu comes home program. I wake up. When I wake up. five, I'm like, Chow time! Get up! Do your sit-ups.

Oh my God. But that is my max and no. I can agree with you sometimes. Sometimes. It depends on the restaurant, too. Like, if it's a fancy restaurant, you bring a dog, you bring a dog in a fancy house. Oh, there's been to fancy restaurants

that people have dogs. Really? And those people have money. True. That they're not going to tell them no. True, true, true. I mean, I think it's okay once in a while. Like, you bring them,

but every time you go out, I'm good. I'm good. So you have it here. You heard it here first. Maximo hates dogs. No, I know. We have a bunch of shout-outs.

We do. Matt wants to give a shout-out to her niece, who is a huge fan. Her name is Giselle Yurias. And also can you give a shout-out to Ivan Martinez and Angel Perez as well? J-Zel. Ivan and... Angel. Angel.

Yes. Rosemary wants to give a shout-out to her kids. John, Fiona, and Annie. They go back to school today. Today is also their Emma's eighth birthday. She wants to get a special shout out from her brown bag, Dios and Thias. They tune in every morning. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. And then Mr. A says shout out to Caleb at Columbia starting his college career. Let's go, Caleb. Caleb Sanchez. Caleb Sanchez. Caleb Sanchez. My boy over at Columbia. That's crazy.

Columbia University. New York. Oh, damn. It's Ivy League. That's like a big deal. That is a big deal. Super smart, homie. And then we got birthday shout-out.

Downtown Adam wants a shootout for his birthday. Hey, downtown Adam. We saw him at Dave & Busters. Yeah, man. It was the one that was singing. Yeah. He was saying, Santa Rica.

Yeah. If I would have guessed any song that he was going to sing, it would have been Santeria. Yeah. Shout out to you, Downtown Adam. But yeah, that's her birthday. Right there.

Hey, Emma, downtown Adam. Feliz Cumblae. Atee. The word is, we all had Thames lyrics so wrong that she changed them for us. What? What? Yeah. Look, Thames is a star, a great singer, great lyricist.

We know her for doing great viby songs. And her collabs with Wiz Kid, J. Cole, Future, and Drake, right? Well, turns out we don't know her as well as we thought we did. Why? Because she has this song titled Higher. I'll play it here if you guys haven't heard it. If you guys forgot. All right.

You guys remember that song? Yeah, I listened to it this morning. Yeah, it's an incredible song, right? Yeah. So the song was so dope that Future and Drake sampled it on their song, Wait for You. Listen to this. Incredible, right? I'm a caller.

I will wait for you. I'm a caller. Turns out, we've all been singing the lyrics wrong. She doesn't say, I will wait for you. She actually says, I won't wait for you. I won't wait for you. No way. Literally the opposite.

Of what we all think it is, is what we've all been singing. It's originally it was, I won't wait for you. No, she said, okay, play it again. Yeah, play it again. She says will. No. She sings it in a British accent. I'll play it one more time.

I will listen. I will wait for you. I will wait for you. I can't hear it will. No, it's the accent. No, if it was British, should we? I won. I won.

I won. She literally went on Twitter and talked about this. No. And she said that all of us got it wrong and that she ended up just changing it officially. If you go to Apple Music right now, it says, I will wait for you. But she said the lyrics that she wrote were won't. Like as in won't. It feels like it.

And also it's like literally changes the entire meaning of the song. I think also because she did change the lyrics. She changed the lyrics? She changed it. I think also because we've heard the future in Drake version so much. Yeah. And we saw the title of the song. It's called Wait for You.

Yeah. So you instantly like connect them and be like, oh, that's the sample. It's I will wait. Yeah. It's I won't. I won't wave for me. Or maybe we're just optimistic. You know, we're all just like, I will wait for you, not I won't wait for you.

Like, you wants to hear a song about a girl not waiting for you. Nobody. I want her to wait for me, damn it. Max, you're not waiting for you. This is the same situation. You better wait for me. She did. This is the same situation as the she's five, two.

Yes, she's fine too. Literally. That's the exact same situation that Lloyd just threw it up to like, it's whatever you wanted to be. But we're like, what did you write though? And he'll never tell us. No, I hate that. I just need closure. Please tell me.

That's crazy her having to actually change the lyrics. Yes. I'm still singing well. The fact that she just gave up, though, is hilarious to me. Did we bully her into changing it? Kind of. Kind of. Like the entire.

world got it wrong. So she's just like, all right. America, me leader. It's our fault. I was tripping out when I saw that. I'm like, no way. Yeah, it's crazy. I was just listening to that song this morning.

I listened to that song so many times. And you never noticed it. I never noticed it. You have bad ears, homie. No, well, I didn't know. Okay, if you, if you search for the lyrics for Drake in future, it still says I won't wait for you. Okay. All right.

So she's not lying. Yeah, well, yeah. But she's lying to my ear. Because she is. Because she can't change the lyrics on a future song. No, you know what I'm saying? On hers. On hers.

So she went ahead and changed it officially. I can't feel bad for her. Wow. I won't wait for you. She's like, I don't know because those checks will clear. Right. Because people love those songs. Make it whatever you want to be.

Exactly. Give me that money. I'll never hear it the same now. No. Well, now you can because she changed the lyrics. Yeah. I like for that song. And she won't wait for you either.

Yes, she will not. All right. Look, Big Sean is dropping his new album, and he got emotional on Instagram Live speaking about it. All right? So Big Sean is getting ready to drop his album this Friday, August 30th. It's titled Better Me Than You. And he decided to hop on IG Live and get fans an update, you know, about the music and everything. Listen to this.

And so when I had COVID last week, I was down and I was like still working on an album. I was supposed to Ben turned the album in. And I'm working on new music, you know. I don't want to like, there's a whole bunch of songs that I have that I wanted to put on this album too. Like, I got a song with Fantasia that's fight. Some soul from shit. I had, you know, something with, uh, that was for 2088 part two. That was, that I would thought fit my album more, but it's just not all the way finished.

So he was talking about, you know, just trying to like finish the album and he had all these songs that he kind of wanted to add to it. Right. But then he got COVID. Mm-hmm. And that kind of halted everything. album release parties, you know, just the music that he wanted to do. And while he was doing this, after he kind of explained all that, then he got really emotional.

Listen to this. Because it gets hard, you know, your faith get tested, for sure. People can, you know, when you make art, you put your heart into this. So I'm going to take my time. So he ended up getting really emotional having to take a minute. He was literally, you know, I don't think he was like streaming tears, but it was like you could hear it. choked up yeah i think it's been a rough few years for him musically yeah um unfortunately every time he drops i feel like other people drop too that kind of take that shine away from him kendrick

and and i mean it's just like with the whole top three thing it's kind of like put him in this weird like island yeah you know where it's like people are not really fully getting him the attention that i feel he deserves yeah and i think with big sean it's like it's it's weird i feel like he is so authentically himself so often, it almost backfires. Right. This is something we would never see Drake, Kendrick, J. Cole, do getting emotional on IG Live, but act like they don't get emotional too. Right, right, right, right. Act like they don't have feelings or cry or whatever.

Like, and obviously he didn't hop on Instagram to cry to the people. Yeah, it just happened. And he also didn't end the live as soon as it started happening. You know what I'm saying? He's just being a real person, even like in interviews he's done recently, he's just talking about like, you know, yeah, this happened. this happened and is what it is. You know what I'm saying? He doesn't kind of like put up that like fake facade maybe that he used to and maybe

thought he was a little cooler because of it. Yeah. He's just being authentically himself and, you know, people seem to like poke fun at it or whatever it is. Like he's more in touch with his feelings now. Yeah. And so I don't know. It's a trip.

But I feel like people kind of discount him and it for sure. A lot. It's not fair. I know we were talking about it last week and I told you like he's been putting all this work out, all this visuals and no one's. seems to, like, actually talk about it. Yeah. I feel bad for him, but I did notice that he talked about 2088 part two.

Yes. Yes. When is that coming down with Sean and Janine? I've been waiting. They act like they can't just get in the studio and do it. Like, they're together every day. Clearly they have part two, so they have been working on it. Yeah.

I'm sorry for that way. Oh, my God. And, I mean, he does still get, like, like, the streams and all that, the views. Yeah. But I don't know, maybe it's just the West Coast or I don't, I don't. I just think. think he doesn't get the critical acclaim. Right.

You know, the critics and like people. Yeah, for sure. He's overlooked. Exactly. He's like, always appreciated. Yeah. For sure.

Dude, it's been four years since he dropped an album. I just noticed. Even the last thing we, Detroit, too. Yeah, we talked about with him was the fact that people think

he stole a younger artist flow. Yeah. Yeah. They were saying that baby kid, you were in a community. Yeah. But, um.

Whoa. Yeah, there's the baby team sound. Yeah. And I'm like, bro, he came out so much earlier than baby Kim. I don't think he's stealing a sound. Right. You know what I'm saying?

He's always been creative with his voices and... And ad libs and everything. For sure, cadences. Yeah. Yeah, man. Shout out Big Shaw, man. Yeah. Better Me than you drops this Friday, August 30th.

Let's all give it a listen, man. Yeah, for sure. Let's give it a listen. All right. Well, that was your word on Rose Cranz brought to you by local Southern California to dealers. I'm Rose Cranz Vick for Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 1.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Mese? Don't you know I'm local? This is Maximo covering for Leti, who's still not here. She's on vacation. A very well-deserved vacation. But also, we have a special guest here, and it's the homie, Stephen, who is the executive director of Avja,

which is a non-profit foundation. And I'm going to let you kind of explain that a little better. Yeah, yeah. Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Steve. Morning. It's really good to be here again. Thank you so much for the invitation.

Of course. So AFHA is an LA-based nonprofit organization. We dedicate ourselves to recycling youth soccer equipment and supporting kids throughout Central America. And today we're doing something big today. What is it that you're doing today? I've been seen it all over Instagram. I've been jealous. I'm not on a flyer.

That's good. That's good. You're not Salvadorian, bro. So what? My son is. Someone here in this room isn't a flyer. Who? I don't know.

So today is Salvadoran Heritage Night at Dodgers Stadium. Damn. That's fire. Third year in a row. That's amazing. So how did the Heritage Night start? So the Heritage Night started actually at the LA Galaxy with Central American Heritage Night. Okay.

Back in 2018. And since then, more and more teams have started to recognize different Central American countries and heritage. I've personally been to Mexican Heritage Night, Korean Heritage Night. And growing up, there was always that absence of representation. Right. Wow. And now you're doing Salvadorian. Guatemalan, what else are you?

Is it just Central American? Because I know you're doing it with the LA, you've done it with the LA Kings, you've done it with Galaxy, and then today you're doing it with the Dodgers. Yeah, I mean, we did it with the Angels earlier this summer. Wow, it's going over it.

Yeah, it's going out to the Nationals out in D.C. Oh, wow. There is hella, remember I was telling you guys? Yeah, you did tell us that. There's hell of Salvadorians in the DMV area, right? Yeah, there's actually more Salvadorans in the DMV than there are in LA, believe it or not.

Wow. I'm telling you, I'm tapped in, man. He really was a lot. Just one flyer, bro. That's all that's all that. Catch a N a Vianca fly, bro. Fly about the DMV, all right? Come on, man.

That's amazing. And also, today you have something special going on after this. You want to let the people know what's going on? So today we're being formally recognized, our nonprofits being recognized by the Los Angeles City Council. Wow. Wow, that's a big thing. That's awesome.

Yeah, immediately after this, we have to jam down the freeway back to the city. That's incredible. How does that feel like since being on his journey in 2018? and now to be recognized for the, you know, years of hard work. Yeah, you know, I'm just a kid from L.A., man. And it's really cool to be able to be a part of a movement, a collective movement. I think I'm one of many people out here in L.A. and in the U.S., pushing the culture forward. And fortunately, fortunate to have a lot of good people around me that support me and support what we're doing.

That's awesome. I'm going to ask a stupid question because I feel like other people are going to have this stupid question. What does having a heritage night mean? Like what does it mean when you're inside the stadium once you're there? Is it what's special about today as far as, you know, the Dodger game as opposed to other games? Yeah. No, I mean, I think for me personally, it's something that I feel like I've always wanted to see El Salvador represented in a positive light.

You know, growing up in L.A. It used to be a little bit tough to come out and say you're Salvadoran. Like my friend, Jose's a big comedian. Part of his bit is like, you came out of the closet and said you were Salvadoran. It used to do something that people like would kind of make. faces about, you know, and now we, you know, chin up and represent well. And that's really cool for the kids, too. It's like a generation that's growing up, proud to be Salvadoran. Yeah. And to be in Dodgers Stadium, they're going to have live cumbia band. Shout out to

Radio Pugosito, you know, that's doing a DJ set, Asukara Lake, Cumbia band. Like, it's a party. It's like, it's like our backyard parties when we were growing up, but at Dodgers Stadium. Guys, why they're giving up? Pousas at the door? There will be pupuses at the door. As soon as you walk in. Wait, is there like somebody doing the first pitch? Yes, so, good friend. Maximo, I better not be you. Not this year, not this year.

Okay. This year's, it's Mauricio Sien Fuegos. Wow. Los Angeles legend. Yes, Los Angeles Legend, Select the Legend, Mauricio Xen Fuegos, throwing the first pitch. Wow.

Angie Kay, a country singer is coming out to do the national anthem. She's also Salvadoran descent. And it's a stack lineup, man. It's like Salvi Coachella, too. There's a bunch of after parties down sunset. I was about to say, yeah, what's it going to be like, you know, after? Is it, like, is there going to be a party in the parking lot? Can I attend?

Yeah. Even if you're not Salvadoran, come to Salvadoran Herrick's. Okay, that was my big question. Angie, please come to Salvadoran heritage tonight. You haven't noticed. There's a lot of Salvadorian Mexican children, Angie. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm going to find my future wife tonight.

That's all I want you guys all to come out. It's going to be a fun time. I know it's Tuesday night. Yeah. But it's going to be a great time. I mean, Ambiente Central is doing an after party. shortstop. It's going to be a really cool time.

That's amazing. That's incredible. I'm excited to see all the curly hair. It's going to be a lot of curls. That's for sure. And then aside from like obviously doing these heritage nights, when you team up with these teams and then you go back to Central America, what is it that you do and you bring? Yeah.

So we, apart from the youth soccer programs that we do year round, we provide athletic scholarships. So that teams up their academic progress. with their sports. So it's more it's the soccer program is just the entryway right to have that conversation about like keeping their grades up. Yeah. And in school because there's so many different things that can distract them so we're an intervention program more than just a soccer academy. That's amazing, man. Wow. That's awesome. That's amazing. I'm excited. Thank you so much, Stephen from AFJ. We're going to be very looking so forward to tonight. Dodgers. Sorry.

Simp or Pimp. B-I-N-P. Sip, S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-T-S-T-S-T-T-M-T-E. There's a whole country that is up, and their residents are up for simping. What? The whole country? Yes. So South Korea created a program to pay people $38,000 to find a partner and get married.

Oh, what? Oh, that's cool. $38,000 if you find a partner and you get married. guaranteed or asking for a friend? How long they have to be together? Right. I mean, I don't know those. They didn't say that every two months.

Every two months you get 38K? Now we're talking. Oh, every two months. No, no, no. Because every two months, he gets a new girl. Before in the past. Before in the past. It starts to become a business for you, Victor?

Actually, that sounds like a good idea. This program is because there's a decline in population. However, 38. Like them giving you $38,000, I feel like if someone's broke, they're going to be like, yo, like, they just get together? Yeah. And split it? I mean, that's a great idea, honestly, because then you get to split the rent, too. Yeah.

It's like a deal. Can you have multiple? That's a good question. I doubt it. I doubt it. I highly doubt it. I don't know. However.

Does one couple, like, it's a $38,000 per couple or like $38,000 for her, $38,000 for him. Then it becomes $76,000. And then. Starting your life with a person with $72,000 in your pocket. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's 38 for the couple. Good little head start. Ah, 17 apiece.

Give me out of here. Yeah. Yeah, never mind. I mean, to me, it's like, people are just going to try to finesse it. People are going to finesse it. Yeah, we're already thinking about it. But they're going to have kids anyway. I was about to say, we do this for free all the time.

So. And actually, a cost, you know, cost to have a girlfriend. A lot. Yeah. But, like, it is expensive. It is. But we're worth it. Are you?

Yeah, we are. Whoa. Angie's talking about. I was just saying girlfriends in general. Okay. Okay. $38,000 to South Korean residents to find a partner. Are you sure?

Is that simping or is that pimping, though? Because I feel like people could pimp the system. Yeah. But it's simp that this exists. Right. That this has to like, the fact that their population is declining, like, that means that, like, people aren't having kids. Yeah. They're, like, forcing you to.

Yeah. They're pimping you. Yeah. I mean, I'm wondering why, like, is it that serious? Or maybe they're just looking at numbers and being like, look, if these people don't get together, in 50 years our country's going to shrink with this many people and stuff like that. I mean, it's smart to incentivize, like, because, you know, the government, you know, and everybody benefits from, like, kids being born every day.

Yeah. Schools, everything. You know, they've got to buy this, buy that. And, I mean, down the line, you need doctors, scientists. You need everything. Yeah. Because a lot of people are just buying dogs these days. instead of having kids.

Yeah. True. $38,000. For a couple. For a couple. That's pretty simple. Not your life. That's...

It's hell of sim, though, because it's like, they're forcing you to get a couple. That's simple. That's simple of, like, the people, but it's pimp of the government. The government.

Yeah, the government's pimping you. Yes, exactly. But then you're pimping the government back by just, like, making it a fraud. Making the money? Yeah. It's like giving papers. Yeah, in a way.

They're getting married for papers. They're going to be like, yo, let's get $38,000. Whenever this program is two years, I'm going to break up with you. But $17 for $2 years is not worth it either. No, not really. And this feels like a setup, like they're going to, there's going to be like a divorce fee. Yeah. For $30,000.

Yeah, something like that. Like if you get divorced within the first something, something years, like, then if you accept this money, you have to pay it back when you're done. Like, I don't know. It seems like there's like my, too good to be true. Yeah, it has to be some... So the government is pimping. The government is pimping hard.

They got their pimps hand strong. Yeah. All right. All right, well, let's, uh, they... Pimp him out. Pimp, hooray. Pimp, hooray. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Gabriel needs our help. Gabriel. All right, Gabriel sent us a DM and said,

Hey, Brownback. My name is Gabe. I'm stressed out and I need a homie help line bad. He said, so my best friend Damien wants me to be the best man in his wedding. We've known each other since we were kids. Our families know each other and everything. So I want to say, hell yeah, but there's a huge problem. Damien's girl hates my girl.

Classic. She hates my girl because her sister and my girl got into it a few months ago and almost got down at a family party when they were drunk. He said, so since then, Damien's girl took her sister's side and they told me my girl isn't welcome at their wedding because the sister will be there and they don't want any problems. Makes sense. It's their wedding. I mean, she has to choose her sister's side, right? Yeah.

So he said, so the marriage isn't six months, but they said I need to give them a decision by September 1st. Jeez, you got four days. He said, I told my girl and she was so mad, I even convinced. considered going without her because she said we should move as a unit. My girl and I aren't married, but we've been together four years, and I might want to marry her one day. So I don't want this to ruin my relationship. What should I do, Brown Bag? Make them fight.

Yeah. Get the gloves. Get the gloves out. Check up. Yeah. I get a basketball. Literally. Man.

I mean, obviously the bride has to choose their sister's side. Yeah. Like, that's like a given, whether her. sisters right or wrong for the most part you end up yeah you go with your family yeah right and it's that girl's wedding too it's not like a just a normal party right so it's not like she kind of makes the rules yeah yeah but how are you gonna ask the best man and just be like yeah i don't want your girl here though yeah that's that's the craziest part about it that that is weird but they're not married so what so they might be married one day the might he said he might he's and it's

might that's a big might he can't predict the future yeah it's not like a fresh relationship it's four years. Yeah. Like, they're together together. So it's like, it's like if, it's like if Marcus and your brother-in-law got into a fight and your sister's

going to get married and she's like, you can't bring Marcus. Yeah. And I would understand that. As the, what's the thing? What's the, Gabriel?

As Gabriel's girl, I would think like, I'm going to be understanding because it's a fight between the bright sister and myself. But, I mean, if she's really that mature, she would let him go. Right.

Because it's like, you don't want to. ruin someone's wedding. Yeah, especially because they're so tight. Why not? Yeah, that's the best part. What the hell's not my wedding? Karma.

What the hell? Nah, if my girl isn't invited, like, it's like, nah, like, I'm good, bro. Yeah, like, what? How can I go without my girl? Especially, it's not like they're, like, just together, like a few months.

They've been together four years, so it's a serious thing. And it's a wedding, too. That's where people meet and, like, hook up and stuff like that. Do they? What? Yeah, they do. He watches a lot of movie things. Yeah, wedding crashes?

Yeah. Weddressers? So you know they're going to be plotting against his girl. They're going to try to hook him up with somebody else. That's a possibility. Oh, the sister? Yeah. Oh, the sister's going to, that's her like,

Oh, damn. That's her like. Maybe that's what she wanted to fight her over in the first place. Yeah, I want to know what they fought about. Like, I know it's like they're drunk and all that stuff, but what was it? What do people fight about when they're drunk? Nothing. Yeah, sometimes it could be nothing.

Yeah, but as girls, you keep that grudge. If it's my deal, they fight over something that happened in the 1990s. Yeah. But, yeah. thing about guys it's like we could get into it and be like all right yeah your guys are cool the next day we got we got over like we literally fought it out so now there's nothing to fight about yeah girls will hold it yeah yeah what did cardi B say once you get beat with me you got beef forever oh my god well he got four days to figure this out yeah four days which is it's tough it's stressful

I get it because I'm sure he doesn't want to disappoint his homie damien you know I feel bad for April homie since kids you know what I'm saying and best math Man? Best man? Yes, but I'm thinking like regardless of what side he chooses, he's going to get mad. Someone's going to be mad at him. Yeah. Like either he's going to lose his girl or he's going to lose his best friend.

Wow. Yeah. That's a fork in the road. Yeah. But it's also like, damn, I don't want, like, I would be so pissed if like this happens, right? He becomes a best man. And then this causes a rift between him and his girl and then they break up over it. Right. Like eventually.

Because it can, especially, I mean, it doesn't say if it's like a destination wedding or what. Yeah. But usually like weddings are a very like important thing. If you don't take your girl, it's kind of nice stuff. And then it's not only that. It's not only just the night of because as a best man, you have all these commitments. Yeah. A lot.

So bachelor party, that's one. But then it's like the dinner. Then it's, you know, rehearsals. It's like all that stuff. She's not going to be included. Church. Come to any of a church. It's a lot.

It's a lot of time you're going to spend apart from her the next six months. What if he just goes to the events like the dinner or the pictures? the church. He's still going. And then he doesn't go to the party. He doesn't go to the party. He still going. Like, I feel like.

Which party? Like the wedding. The reception? Yeah. Like he's going to go to church and that's the main important part, right? Agreed. But imagine if you are the, there's that. But if you're Damien,

you zoom in. If you're watching this, I didn't attend. No, but like, think about if Damien is right there and they're going to ask him, where's your best man? Now they have to explain. Oh, he's going to be hitting him with the Gabriel. Because of his girl. No, you don't have to put people's business like that.

You can literally just say like, oh, he had like a, he got choro. He got pneumonia like maximum. I'll just point out of the sister. I'll be like, her. I don't even say a word. It's her fault. It's her fault. What if the sister's a troublemaker?

Right. You know, and maybe his girl was just defending herself. Yes, I get that, but it's like the wife, the bride is going to choose the sister. It's the bride's party. So it's her rules. It's both their weddings, isn't it? Is Damien and his wife? Or is that just the wife?

Is that just how weddings go? I mean, haven't you heard the bridezilla? Yes. Yeah, exactly. It's his too. He wants to include. I'm sure this is one of the few things that he wants to include in terms of like, I want my best man, my best friend. Yeah, I get that.

And now he's going to have nothing. Damien's going to have nothing at this wedding. Damon has to find a way. Choose his cousin that he doesn't really like that much. I guess he would be my best man. Just tell her to put like a wig on or something. To sneak in? Yeah, sneak in.

And then she's going to get drunk and then they're going to fight again at the wedding. Oh, sneak attack. Yeah. He should just. I don't know. Put a wrestling line. He should just get them together. He got four days to figure out a plan.

Four days to take him to dinner or something. I would, if I was Gabriel, I would tell him what's his face? Damien. Damien. Yes, I will be your best man. And then tell him like, I'm going to try to, talk to my girl so maybe you can have your girl talk to my girl and then they can be cool. They got six months to work it out, right?

No, because it's like, if it doesn't work out, then it's like, then they have to find a new best man in a short amount of time. He got four days to say yes or no. I'm sure Damien has a plan B already. Like a girl? Plan B is asking us. What do you mean? We have to figure it out for it. Oh, I thought you may have a new girl.

Oh, yeah. That's plan C. That's plan C. A whole new date to the wedding. Oh, my gosh. Does that have to worry about it. Oh, my God. All right.

Well, we want you guys to chime in and call us up. Help out, Gabriel. He is stressed out. The homeless is out. I'm stressed out. Help. Super bad. His best friend, Damien, asked him to be his best man, but his girl can't come because his girl.

And Damien's soon-to-be wife, sister got into it, got into a fight, and he needs to make a decision if he's going by September 1st. All right? And we have Oscar from. Ontario. Oscar. On 9-1. Oscar. Good morning. How are you guys? Good morning. Hi, Oscar. We're good. How are you? Good, thanks.

So I guess my advice would be that he has to pick his girl's side and not go and I know it's his best friend and all that but at the end of the day if it is his best friend he would understand that that issue happened and the reason he can't leave his girl out and not take her is because if he does one day plan on marrying her she's gonna hold this against him like bro like this one time you didn't stand up

for me you didn't stay with me and like you know she's not gonna want to marry him like that oscar you're choosing we don't know who's wrong you're choosing your girl or your homies oscar not choosing is just the fact that basically he's my best friend right so he knows me well i know him well yeah so at the end of the day he should understand like just say like hey man if my girl can't go i mean i still love you, you're still my best friend. I just, I'm not going to be able to be attending, you know, because my girl can go. And I get the part that the girl doesn't have to be part of the bride's mate because I've been in weddings before where they didn't put my wife in, but she was able to go, you know, I was just part of the groom. What about devil's advocate? And it was the

other way around, um, his, him and his girl break up and then he lost his best friend. Oh, wow. I don't think he'll lose his best friend. And, and, and yeah, that's what I was to say, too. Like he popped in the future, maybe the girl, We'll break up with him. You never know. You never know. What if he just loses everything? Yeah, nobody.

Now that it matters, you know. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, no, it's tricky for sure. It's tough. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. But I would say you have to pick your girl side.

Ah, okay. All right. Thank you, Oscar. Thank you. Thank you. KPWR, Los Angeles, Power 106. We're right here inside the homie help line, helping the homie Gabriel.

And we have Zaccari. Zakaya on line 5. Zagaya from Englewood. Zakaya. Hi, how's the going? Good morning. Good morning. How are you going to help the home of Gabriel?

Hi. Hi, it's Zechia. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry for big. I'm sorry. We're so good. He's used to it. I was close.

I was close. Yeah, but I say the advice I have for great Gabriel is just to pull his Call me aside, like, we've been in France for a long time. I really want to be there, but maybe you could talk to your soon-to-be wife. Because this is your wedding, too. It's not all about her. And because women, we have to stop making it up all about us. You know, it's about the man, too.

Yeah. Call him a mandolin. Yeah, they'll be like, damn, poor, Mandilone already. You haven't even married her. You haven't even married her. Yeah. She makes all your decisions, fool? Damn.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I think, like, the girlfriend should be the one. to take the first step and reach out to the bride and the sister and be like, you know what? Like, let's, if anything, let's put this aside at least for that one day. That's her sister.

You've got to load it down. But that's why I'm saying the girlfriend, Gabriel's sister, should be the one reaching out. If she really, really loves them and she really, really cares, she would. She would. It's a tough situation. The sister, you know, it's not about her either. So she just has to drop it. Everybody just has to drop their big ego and understand this is a big guy.

This is a big day. It's love. It's beautiful. You know, let's just keep it at back for one day. And then Gabriel's girls also outnumber, you know? Like, if there was to be a fight, like, it's going to be a whole family. Yeah, the whole family is going to be. And then one day it's going to be really funny and laugh about it. No. I don't think that would be fun. You girls don't laugh about stuff like that like we do. Yeah. Like we'll get in a fight and be like that was hilarious. Yeah. You guys will be like, after me. Right. We're way too old for that, though. We have to understand as a. adults like the first option shouldn't be fighting like come on we're not in ice here exactly no i agree i agree all right thank you so much all right look um let's go to alana in fontana

on line for alina alana alana alina or alina elana elana elina elina elina yeah all right so i'm just reading that's fell wrong i read sorry all right sorry You're sorry. James Aaron. How would you help the homie, Gabriel? She says she was in a similar situation. I would tell him to go. I would say go.

You're going to regret it. I know that the girlfriend's probably hurt or mad, but that's a situation that he can't control. Right. He's not part of that drama. Yeah, it totally sucks. I had my wedding, and I had, I was fighting with my sister-in-law.

She dropped out of my wedding. she didn't come. It was, it's sad because now we're talking and we're all close and she's not in the wedding pictures and that's, that's hurtful. But why would he regret it though? Like what, what would make? Because I had another sister who dropped out of my wedding and she dropped out because her husband wasn't invited.

So. And she didn't go? That situation. And again, my sister's not in any of my wedding pictures. his sister's not even she didn't even go to the wedding so it's it's just one of those situations where I have the picture hanging up in my living room and I see them and I'm like damn his sister's not in our wedding like that's that's hurtful we couldn't get over something for that day right and it was a similar like there was a fire argument and then it just there was a lots of disagreements

in fighting leading up to the big day okay so she decided to drop out didn't like the dress, the hairstyle. So, you know, those are, those are, she's a hater. Yeah, that's like, respectfully. You're cool now. You know, but like 10 years later, we're still married and we're happy, happily married. And now it's just, we look at those pictures and we're like, damn, we couldn't, we couldn't get over that for, you know, the love of each other. And when you have a best friend, those are like your brothers. Right. Those are like, you know, you don't, you can't miss your brother's big day. And it's, I feel like, you. I feel like, you know, you know, I feel like, you know, he would just regret it in years to come.

So, so, so how, how, what advice would you give for him how to handle his, like, girl in that situation, like, that conversation, if she's that invited? Oh, that's a tough one. I mean, you got to romance her and love her first and then have that conversation. Kidders and flowers. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Yeah, I get that. I just don't know if, like, I mean, it depends.

but Gabriel I don't know for us guys like Are we really gonna regret Regret not going to a wedding It's like I wasn't your best homie I wasn't in the picture So what Like who cares

It's like a girl thing I feel like I don't care You wouldn't You wouldn't talk about the photo But you would care about missing You know what we wouldn't I wouldn't really care I'm gonna be honest

What we do as guys We just photo Stop ourselves in It's funny And we'll just laugh about In the group time Like it's not I don't feel like it's that big a deal

Like, I'll be at the next wedding, bro. Like, don't worry about it. Yeah. Like, we joke about it like that. That's what we do. That's where you're saying to your best best. Yes. I'm going to tell them that.

I'll make the next one. That's great. You're wild. It's true. It's true. All right. Let's go to Candy and Yucypa on line seven. Candy.

Candy. Kandy. What's up, Candy? We're good. So I want to give my opinion. I think that he should go to the wedding. Okay. He should go to the wedding?

Yes. He needs to go to the wedding. And like, that's his boy. Like, how are you going to leave your boy hanging? And she's just a girlfriend. She isn't, I didn't hear she was the fiance. Yeah. I didn't hear she was the wife.

He might want to marry her one day. Yeah, but he said they're together four years. Yeah, he might be. Yeah, but she's just a girlfriend. Maybe. She still has the girlfriend title. And he said might. Might.

Yeah, I was thinking about it. I thought when guys are sure, they're sure. Four years is deep, though. Yeah. Okay. So because of that, you think he should just go and leave her behind, leave her home that day? Yeah. I think he should come to the wedding.

I feel like. is real childish of her. You know, like, I'm a woman, and I have a man, my fiance, and I think it's childish of her to say, oh, I don't want you to go to the wedding. Like, if I was a man, I wouldn't even think about marrying her because, like, you should understand a relationship of a best friend. It's usually somebody that's been around for a long time you're real tight with.

People hardly get married these days, and they stay married. Like, this is a one in a lifetime thing possible for him, and your boy should be there to support you, you know? And if she feels that bad, you know, the little fight or what a little court she had, then fine you know stay home but wouldn't you also say that like you can say that about damien his best man like why didn't he fight harder to like be like no that's my best man he's gonna bring his girl like who cares i don't care what you say this is my wedding that's a fight with like a friend yeah but he's standing on business for his best friend for his best friend

but it's their wedding that's his best man it's their wedding and then they're the ones paying for it too Yeah, but he's trying to like Why would you want to invite somebody that you're not going to have a good time with? Because I want them to see me to have a good time. Why? Because I want them to see my boy is going to be in the building. Because my boy doesn't see him at all. He didn't see me go through all my stages.

And now he's seen me take a leap of faith with one woman. You know what I thought right now? He, Damien, no, Gabriel should tell his girl like, I'm going to be his best man. I'm going to go to the wedding. But then me and you can have like a little vacation. She'll be fine. So you want him to spend money on the bachelor party on the suit Budget, budget, budget, and then do a vacation?

Yeah. That's a mini vacayers, a little getaway. Yeah, in a perfect world. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. That sounds like a great idea. Yeah, it's. Or she can plan like a girl's trip that day of the wedding. Hell no.

Oh, what you mean? Let her out for fun to. No, no. No, hell no. Put a boxing ring in the middle of the wedding. Just get a boxing ring, put it in the middle of the wedding. Oh, that'll be the entertainment? Yep, that's entertainment.

Is that a little band? The sister fights the girl? Maybe. Put some bets on it, you know? Yeah. All right, let's go to Christian on line two from the San Fernando Valley. Christian. What's up, man?

What up, Christian? Hey, what city are you from, bro? Um, damn. I think... Why are you pressing me? I think it's a female thing. It's a female thing. It's a female thing.

That's my advice to Gabriel. Oh. Yeah. It's a female thing. wedding is a female thing after hearing all you guys talking is a female thing so we all sound like females right now and fight it out bro just fight it out let them all fight it out take pictures it's all good sneak your girl in like he's yeah just tell us to take his girl yeah tell us take his girl in what are they gonna

do about it yeah what are they gonna do about it yeah she's here so what is they gonna do about it is got to be the memory you go ruin the whole wedding out yeah I like this yeah with the homie's wedding bro in the homie's way What a friend you are. That's pretty funny. If anybody's going to ruin this wedding, it's going to be. Man cry,

let me cry, divorce has happened. I know, that's what I'm saying. Like, yeah, there's, there's more.

You know, statistically speaking. It'll be boring, bro. Yeah. If he ruins the wedding and they say together, you know, their relationship is strong.

True, it's a first test. As a best man, that's perfect. That's a great. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to do the first test.

See if you guys make it through this one. Oh my God. And if not, if not I'll be at the next one. That one done, it's all good, bro. It's all love. And after that.

All right. Thank you, Christian. That's funny. Yeah, I feel that. It is. See, the weddings are like a girl thing. Hey, I want a huge wedding. Yeah.

I want like a big, big wedding. Greg has always said it. He was the whole big shipping. Yeah, big, huge. Red carpet, rollout and everything. Right. Big said. Okay, but who's going to be your best man?

Uh, that's a good question. I don't know. But their girls is not invited. No matter who it is. No matter who it is. I need my homies Is your brother? He's like, yeah, you're going to invited, bro.

Sorry, I know she's your wife, but it's That's a bachelorette party, no? Bachelor party, sorry. Bachelor party? Yeah. Yeah, what about it. No, what you're saying is, he is having a bachelor party.

He wants those straws. Yeah. He wants to eat those sash with a crown. You guys don't make fun of him. Those special, specially shaped cupcakes. Yeah. They would know. You would know me.

Oh, my God. No, man. I don't know. This is, this is tough. If I'm Gabriel, I'm like, no, man. I'm probably not going to go to the wedding. You're not going to go to the wedding? No, I'm not. I'm not going to regret it like later.

You know, hell no. So what? Like, you got to move as a unit. You know what I'm saying? With your girl? Are you? Yeah, like G-Unit. When do you ever see 50 cent?

With no Tony Eyo. Oh, that's all right. All right. All right. I guess he does some things by himself. All right, well, Gabriel, I don't, do we help him? No, we didn't have them. No, we didn't have them.

Watch a GUNIT documentary. Yeah, I don't know, man. Either way, whatever. Three-way. Do it the old-school way and just do a three-way. Hey, yo. Yeah, with the sister? Now we're all for him.

That's great. I was saying phone combo, either one works. Oh, okay, yeah. All right, that works too, yeah. All right, solution. Angie, what do you think? No, I was, I was going to say that regardless of whatever he ends, choosing he's going to lose someone but as guys you guys keep saying that oh guys are going to be

very understanding you guys are going to squabble it up later on i feel like he'll be fine i don't think he'll lose his best friend over that he won't lose it but he's going to be but hurt like like bro like he'll probably keep bringing it up like i'm sure for a while because it's not like you're the uh other people that come out i don't know what the name is like you're the best man yeah you're not part of the court the court the court that yeah yeah or he can demote himself to the court. Like, I won't be the best man, but I'll be the court. Yeah. And then you just tell him. That way it's not a lot of

responsibility. Exactly. And then what if they say all or nothing, homie? Yeah. They say, we want you in or out. That's tricky. You're making it for complicated. I know. I'm just adding more. You're giving them ideas? All right. All right, Gabriel. Good luck, bro.

It's good luck. That's all what I'm talking. Well, you know what? Let us know what happens because I want to know. Yeah. Good luck, man. Keep your heart three seconds. Hey, hey, what? What are you doing over there? Sambra Sala with Angie. Okay, question, question, question.

Answer, answer. Okay, do you guys ever get the urge of drinking pool water? What? No. No. Don't you technically drink it when you're in it? I don't know. I don't know.

But for some weird reason, I don't know how or why, but Chan and Tatum actually did. And he got sick so bad that he couldn't get out of the restroom for like 12 hours. Oh, there. Been there. Wait, how do we know this? Well, actually, it's funny because it's funny because you know this. Listen, listen, you would think that he would bring it up or he would talk about it. I would take that to my grave, but yeah.

Dude, no, actually his fiance, Zoe, Kravitz brought it up and she started saying the story for him. Listen. There was like a weekend place that we got in this really cool town. And remember we had that party chan and you and Simon were both wrestling in the pool. And then you guys swallowed pool water, but we're in Mexico. and then you were puking. 12 hours I couldn't leave the bathroom. And then a doctor had to come

and give me a shot in the butt to make it all okay. He was a sick party. Oh my God. Yeah, they're engaged. Oh, I'm sorry. Dang, he got the whole special. The shot in your butt? That's definitely happened to me in Mexico.

It has? Yeah, from drinking pool water? Not pool water. I don't know what I ate or drank, but I got super sick. It happened to me in El Salvador. Montezuma's revenge. That's what people were saying.

That's what it was. Yeah. But the pool water? It just made me think of things. Yeah, because you think like chlorine and everything. What happens accidentally? People pee. I mean, you don't even realize that you probably drink it.

People pee in that one. That just made me wonder if I, okay, Mexico water is one thing. I'm just like, okay, whatever. Like fountain water, like, like, from the faucet. You get sick for sure. Like, I'm just like thinking like that's kind of like a little bit bad. But I'm just thinking like, I wonder if I ever drink like Vegas pool water. Oh, I'm just thinking like, I wonder if I ever drink like Vegas pool water.

Oh, I. Oh, I'm sure you have. I'm almost a thousand. And that made me sick to my stomach. Oh, my gosh. Dude, right now that you mentioned it, I just think of like how that, how dirty that water is. That's what I'm saying. Oh my God.

Okay, quit story from, from Vegas. Oh, my God. I remember, like, maybe the second pool party that I went to. Yeah. I just remember everybody was in the pool. And then all of a sudden, you just hear the DJ saying, get out of the pool. Why?

And you see everyone, like, getting out, right? Rush out. And then you see a use pad. Floating Bro. That's what just reminded me of that. So that's, and somebody drank that water. Okay, so I was in Palm Springs.

I don't remember what hotel was. Sure, you know. And then I was, no, because I was, like, these two weeks. I was working. Yeah, sure. And I was, and next to us was like the medical tent. Yeah. And then you see someone run over and be like,

hey, there's a guy in the pool and he has this crazy like fungus on his feet oh so that the medical people have to go down and kick the guy out the pool and clear the pool out that's never even thought about that should be illegal yeah yeah that should be illegal i'm with you Greg like as as many things that we have to like yeah yeah coincide with our body fluids like in a pool like that if you have fungus and you go in the pool like yeah it's crazy because you most people don't notice yeah nobody i never look and yeah yeah well that was that was that was while they kicked them out of the whole event. Good, yeah.

Okay, but you keep saying, Maximo, that that happened to you in. In El Salvador? Yeah, I have to go to the... No, not in El Salvador. In El Salvador, I don't know what happened. I was really sick at that place, and I paid for all-inclusive, and I didn't even enjoy it. Oh, you're talking about the resort you were at last week. Yeah.

No, that was. But I did one time. But I went to Mexico, yeah. And I went to a cave. Yeah. And I accidentally drank. drank water. And I was like, all right, whatever. What do you mean accidentally drank water?

You drank prehistoric water? No, listen. Dinosaur water. I looked up and there was bats. So they peed on you. So I got so scared. A bat peeved on you? I think I made myself sick because I started like Googling like,

like bat like bat milk, bat milk, bat poop, bat pee. And then like it said like I get like all type of like rabies and all this things. and I was like worried. I was like, I was so worried. I swear I got myself sick. Like, menton to me. I know. Did the bat flash you?

Yeah. I don't know. Those were synops. Wait, so you did it. Why is that why I start speaking like this? Yeah. You didn't turn it to Batman?

Oh. Yeah, that is gross. That is gross. But I know you're not even supposed to be drinking water at all, like any natural things like that, right? Angie says that because she doesn't swim. I know. I don't know why you guys. So I don't know.

Okay. But I don't. I got to a Senote and I had the floating on the little lifesaver and I was there. I didn't drink the water. You're floating up. When you're swimming, you're going under, you're doing all type of things. Like, you accidentally drink water. How do you swallow?

Like, just to, don't swallow it. You're not like on like glop. You're not, yeah. Gluck, glug, gluck. Yeah, yeah. It gets in your mouth. Like, it's possible. I just don't get it.

What do you mean? Your whole body's in water. Especially for a pool. Yeah. If it's a public pool and, like, you're diving in. You can close. Yeah, you can close your mouth and there still be water in your mouth. And if you're horsing around, like...

I think, yeah, that's more so what it is. If you're not being super careful and conscious of, like, what you're doing, one, like, you don't open your eyes underwater, right? Right. It's like, you know, that's one thing. And then also, yeah, like, your mouth might be open. You're splashing somebody. They're splashing you. You spit it right out.

I mean, in theory, you kind of also swallow it on accident. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But if you're just... Chill. But if you're just super conscious and, like, try not to, like, you know, swallow any water or anything. Like you might not have a good time. Like if you're just thinking worried about it.

Yeah, just like standing there like, no, I can't do this. I can't do that. It's like natural instance not to drink the water. You're not. I mean, nobody wants. You're not like, you're not like, oh, let me get a straw. Yeah, I'm not like, oh, I'm thirsty. He's above sea.

I am above sea. Yeah, you're above sea. You don't even go under. Yeah. Okay, so I know you're not supposed to drink the water regardless, right? Regardless of anywhere you go. Yes, because that's glory. Yeah, no, no.

But like, even if you go hiking and you get like water from. on the waterfall or whatever. You're not supposed to. You know what I always wanted to drink, though? Hot Springs water. Hot Springs water? Like, you know when there's like a hot spring in the desert? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mammoth has them. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can actually like... You're not supposed to though. I know. I want to, though. But I won't probably. Maybe I will.

I don't know. No, they have like signs saying like you can only be there like on the hot springs for a certain time. Otherwise, your body starts getting like a reaction. You dehydrate. Yeah, really bad. You start getting really red. Really?

I got to see for myself. You're not alone on the whole drinking water. Yeah. Like somewhere natural because ludicrous is the same thing. And he went to Alaska and he tried natural water. And I'm just thinking, fool, you're going to get sick. Listen. Listen, man, half the world's glaciers are here in Alaska.

I've never tasted fresh glacial water ever in my life. And this is the first. Here we go. Oh, my God. Oh. Dude, I'm pretty sure he's going to get sick. Yeah. I would do it.

I would too. You guys don't think you're going to get sick? Nah. I mean, that has polar bear pee. I've eaten snow before. You've eaten yellow snow? Yeah. I thought it was a rasano.

It wasn't the noise. Yeah, I was like, whoa. You thought that was vanilla? Okay, we're just gonna stop in there, right? All right, that's the first of Sala, Bratzi, by your local, Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings, on Power 106. Scrolling with the homie.

The homie, Gregorius. All right, you guys. One of our viral TikTok sensations got the biggest prank pulled on her. TikTok superstar Shadi Bay. She was put into, yeah, I don't know if you guys know Shadi Bay. Yeah, we do. What do you mean? She's like one of the early TikTokers.

Big stretch. She's a huge. Huge stretch. That's crazy. She's viral. She's super viral if you don't know who Shadi Bay is. She's the one that says, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is she known?

Legitness. I think she says like legitness. And she has like all these little phrases that she's, She says. Oh, I thought it was something about vibes. Wasn't like one of the early ones? She has a lot of like different types of things. Okay.

But they did the ultimate prank on her where they were pretending that she was getting pulled over by LAPD and her friends were in the back seat. And they threw fake drugs at her. What? Yeah. So she wasn't in on the joke. She wasn't in on the joke. Her friends were in on the joke. And the fake cops, of course.

They were all in the joke. Oh. And so they. Actor cops. I don't know. Is there a problem here? So when they pull her over and they find the fake drugs, her reaction is what everybody's loving.

Because the way that she reacts is messed up. Yeah, it's kind of messed up at first. I will play you the audio, the original, and then how people cut it up after it. But this is how the original sounds. It's off. It's not funny. I'm sorry, shoddy.

I'm sorry, shoddy. I'm sorry. We just started a new prank show. Oh, my God. We just wanted to prank you. I don't care. I take this off. We wanted to prank you.

I'm running away. No, no. We love you. We love you. Shadi, this is a big prank. It's a big misunderstanding. It's just a . Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's just a .

Wake it up. I don't get a . You're amazing, shoddy. This is all pring. This is all praying. It's a prank. She starts running away. That sounds terrible.

Yeah, it sounds bad. I thought it was real. When I saw this, because the little angle, it was like, it looked like raw footage. It didn't look like super produced. So I was like, oh, damn, she got arrested? Like, I thought it was one of those things of like, hanging with the wrong people at the wrong time.

No. You know what I'm saying? And like, then she was going to get arrested, like she got arrested and was going to go to jail. But it was a prank the whole time. And she wasn't in on it. She wasn't in on it. Everybody else was.

And that's why in the video she runs away from everybody because everybody's like, no, it's a prank, it's a prank, relax. How fast does she go? She didn't go that fast. Yeah. But that's why everybody loves it because they cut the audio to where it just says only this. I don't get a B. I'm wrong.

Running away. Everybody's using that specific little piece of TikTok. Anything she does turns out to be like TikTok viral, right? Yeah, that's what it is. It reminds me and my boy left the gun play. Like it's just always something like like a quote. Yeah, it's just always going to be like it's very animated and going to go. So like they're like if you have any problems in life.

I don't get a. I'm running away. Everybody's just using it for their own. Running away from their problems. Yeah, just using that little piece of audio. That prank, I feel like they went a little bit too far. If she's fully tearing up. She was like for real crying.

Like scared. She ran. Like ran. Oh, I thought it was elected. As somebody, I'm sure it's like she's never been in any of those type of situation. Yeah. So she's probably like. My world is like,

but like her world is crumbling down before her. Yeah. And then for somebody to just say like, no, it's just a prank. Like just to drop all those emotions just like that is not. Yeah. Especially because like it's a drug charge too. It's not like something like a ticket or something like. Yeah.

comes the headline yeah and all that you should tell her next time you see her at the club when you're with her I'm yeah I'm going to play with her I'm not I'm not I was at the club one time shout to I'm gonna crazy and she went with him no I'm sure to his shirt says I was there I look over to the right of me and it's a bunch of influencers I'm just like where am I yeah where were you and then I'm like shoddy Bay is here okay I'm probably probably shouldn't be here like too old for this yeah yeah So I went home. I quietly went home.

I quietly called an Uber and, you know? By myself. I don't know. Jesus. Sure, yeah. Yeah, that's not cuteness, Maximo. But yeah, that's the most viral sound that everybody's using right now in their videos. Oh, I'm going to run away.

All right. Thank you, Greg. Disney! You like how we remix that? Yeah, let's get a remix. Yeah. All right. Morning's Power 106 and we are playing a Disney trivia game. Wheel of Disney.

Yep. We have some callers. We're going to spin this wheel and it's going to land on the category. Yeah, we've got four categories. So they can win their tickets. Yes. And the four categories are Disney quote, Disney trivia, guest Disney song in reverse and Disney split second song.

Ah, all right. Seems pretty easy. Seems pretty easy. I hope so. All right, look, we have Lizette in Chino Hills, our first contestant. Lizette. I'm here. Good morning, Brown Bag.

Good morning. You ready? Yeah, my reception is horrible, but let's do this. Which one do you hope it lands on? Oh, that? Which one do you hope it lands on? What category? What category?

Uh, quotes maybe. Disney quotes. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Ready to spin it? I hope it.

Spin it. Spin it. Spin it. Dang. What did they line up? Oh, split second song. Splits second song. Okay, so Greg, you're going to play a song.

Greg is going to play one second of a Disney song and you are going to have to guess it, Lizette. All right. Let's hope my reception is good. Three, two, one. Over sideways and on. Ooh. Wow. Brough.

Do you know what that is? Okay. Five seconds. Five, four, three, two, one. What's your guess? I was going for you. I didn't even hear it. Got to switch providers. Got to switch providers. Okay, thank you, Lizette. All right, we got, uh, Diana in LA on line nine. Diana. Diana?

Yes, I mean, I know. I thought I was just calling in. I didn't know I had to answer a question. Yes. Yes. Yeah, you're playing our game now. You're playing a game. Would you like that? Yeah, y'all tricked me this one. I'm not celebrating. What's the win? What is it?

Oh my God. Hey, you called it. You got this. We have some categories of Disney trivia, and we're going to spin this wheel, and you're going to choose, well, whatever it lands on, we're going to do it,

and then you're going to have to take your best guess. Yes. No, you're going to have to give the answer. You got it. I believe in you. All right, we're going to spin this. I can barely hear you guys. That's what's going to really driving crazy right now.

Okay, I'm ready. Okay, good luck. All right, let's spin the wheel. All right, we're going to spin this wheel. All right, here we go. Two, one. Let's see. What did it land on?

Disney split second song. Disney, so we're going to play a split second of a song. You have to try to guess what it is. What song it is? You ready? Yeah. Three, two. We want to non-folks large to cool.

Do you know what that song is? No. What? What? The Bruno? No. No. I'm so sorry.

Crazy. All right. We're going to move on to Sarah from Van Nuys online 10. Hey, Sarah. And I hope you have good reception. She has a good reception. Hi, you guys. Good morning.

Good morning, Sarah. Good morning. What's up, Sarah? From Benai. Let's go. What's up? You got this. You ready to play the game?

Yes, I'm ready. All right. Spin that thing. What thing? Disney trivia. Disney trivia. Let's see. I got this.

This is good. This is me. Yeah. Okay. That's going. He's confident. I love that confidence. Okay.

Okay. All right. Ariel has to give something up to become human. What is it? Her voice. Her voice. Is that right? Oh, wrong.

It's right. It's correct. The time has. come for this. Nom Nom, Nam news. Maximo, you were telling me something about cotton candy and the origins of cotton candy? Yes. So cotton candy, if you know, is one of the most sweetest sugar-filled treats.

A lot of sugar. Yeah. You can fill it in your teeth after. It's delicious. It's made out of nothing but sugar. Yeah. Yeah, it is sugar. But what people didn't know is that it was actually.

invented in 1897 by a dentist named William Morrison. A dentist invented the thing that hurts your teeth the most. Yes. It's a conspiracy. What? Yeah. For business. For business?

Things were a little slow. People didn't have any cavities. Let me turn this up a notch. I mean, look, eat this and guess what? I'm going to be rich. Right. Take two of these and call me in the morning. This is like I have this conspiracy that.

a tire shop going around throwing nails on the ground yes okay I'm with you I believe you it's like

there's always nails like around the five to 10 mile radius of a tire shop you know how why they created it like what so the dentist

and this guy that made machines that make the cotton candy machine no floss oh yeah yeah the way that they were marketing

the way that they make the way that they make cotton candy oh yeah and so when it how it gets on like stringy Yes. And once they put it out in the public, because I know Maximumu said 1897, that's when he did it.

But in 1904, they made it public for everyone. And they called it like fairy, fairy dust. Fairy dust. Not fairy dust, sorry. Fairy dust. Fairy dust. Fairy floss. Yeah.

Fairy floss. Oh, very floss. So that's the way that we're marketing. That is insane. Yeah. That, yo. And it's full circle. It's like, hey, have some cotton candy.

Go see your dentist. Oh, dude. That's kind of evil. It's great for business. It's better to find the treatment than the cure type thing. And like, yeah, creating problems just for you so you could solve them. Right. Because you were just saying earlier you were telling us about your dentist experience too.

Yeah, bro. Okay, so I went to a dentist yesterday. And it was for my son. He had like a checkup. And when I took them, I usually always deal with this one lady. She's always super cool and everything. Yeah. And so they told me they're like, hey, like your son has no cav.

I'm like yes dad of the year okay um and then they were like but he needs uh sealants on his teeth and stuff that and it's going to be this this this this this this this this is this this is this and i'm like what hold on hold on ma'am i know that's a lot you're you're talking to me kind of crazy like i don't have insurance all right i am insured okay um and then she's like no yeah this is the co-pay and i'm like this is the co-pay and i'm like hold on morello meet you i'm just kidding no but i was like this doesn't make any sense. I've came and gotten more dental work and never even really had to come out of pocket much. You know what I'm saying? Right. And they were like, oh, well, you know, this is because of this. And I was just like, looking at the whole sheet and I was just like, dude, I'm not paying this.

Like, you just said he has no cavities. Like he's good. You're like, I'll do it at home. Yeah, don't worry about it. You know, just, yeah, I'm good. And then so one lady whispered into another lady's ear and then she just looked at me and was like, oh, okay, actually, we're going to waive it and we're just going to build your insurance. And I'm like, why didn't you do it? that in the first place yeah and i was like dude it's because it's not the regular lady that doesn't try to like overcharge me or just maybe overcharges my insurance or whatever business man i made me so mad i told him i was like yeah i don't like that you know why couldn't you just offered that in the beginning she's oh because you live in the hills now and all this stuff i was like nah dude she saw your

address yeah that's right she saw the address i was like you see this address see how far i live from here like i come all the way over here just to like because i like this dentist Yeah. Now you guys are trying to finesse me. It doesn't feel good. Yeah. That's wild, though. And then they gave me a big thing of cotton candy after.

Yeah. They give me a lot of coffee. We're sorry. Take this complimentary con candy. I always try about when they, after the dentist, the kids, they get on lollipop sometimes. Sugar-free. I'm like. Sugar-free might.

Don't make a difference to get stuck. Yeah. No, yeah. It's crazy. They gave my son pop rocks yesterday. Dentists. They gave yourself pop rocks? Yeah, they're like, take the complimentary pop rocks.

You're kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Yeah. No cavities, huh? Try this. Monthly supply of gum. Yeah.

Chew it every day. No, I don't like that. These dentists are, not all of them, but some of them. Yeah. And especially what's his name, William Morris? Mm-hmm. Yeah. What a schemer.

William Morrison. I bet he died super rich, though. Yeah. Like, you ran it up, like, very, very rich. He ran it all the way up. All right. Very smart, you man. Thanks for that, Maximo.

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