Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 299 Teachers Pet Brown Bag Mornings (9/17/24)

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

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9-106, Brownback Morning. Good morning to you. September 17th. It's Tuesday? Tuesday, my dude. You know, we got to play this song. We haven't played in a while. I was calling through my gram late at night.

When my eyes seen something that made me fright. Some monsters had only come out late at night. And suddenly we ended up after Brownback Live. I can't wait until we performed in life. Brownback mornings after that com trash. is going down October 12th at the City National Grove of Anaheim. You know what I was thinking? You know how they had like area codes and the song area codes.

Yeah. Like Biggie when he's going back to Cali and he was shouting out different places. No one ever shouted out Anaheim until now. Wow. Shout out to Vampire Vic. Yeah. For shouting out Anaheim. You guys are all very, very welcome.

I actually got a comment last night on Instagram on that post. said, Vic deserves an Oscar for this performance. Wow. I have to disagree. I have to disagree. It's a Grammy. It's a Grammy. It's not an Oscar.

It's a Grammy. Yeah. Okay, I'll settle for a VMA. I'll settle for a VMA. I'll settle for a VMA. Yeah. The music man. He's learning.

The one that's the movie. Yeah. It's all big. Big didn't even have a costume. What is? My costume. They didn't even have a costume that day. That's a thing.

That's a thing. Absolutely nothing. The injustice. The injustice. Anyway, get your tickets to watch us fight live on stage. Power 106.com. We got a few tickets left, and it's going to be really, really fun, okay? And we also have the wheel of Hispanic Heritage Month.

Hispanic Charity Month goes on now through October 15, and we're thinking, like, what can we do to give away tickets? Today we're spinning the wheel of Hispanic Heritage Month. I'm excited. If you're already offended, yep, you're going to be way more offended. What we play is. That's coming up at 8.30, okay? And keep in here because Angie's going to tell us something that she learned.

I did, okay? We have to thank the English man for some of our favorite Spanish words. Which English? The Gringos. Yeah. Angie, this is Hispanic Heritage Month. I know. They have every other month of the year, Angelica.

I know, but we owe it to them for some. This day, my God. What rally did you come from? You're going to learn today. Today I learned with Angie. You're going to learn day. What? Okay, you guys want to know what I learned?

For real, for real? I don't know that I want to know what you're not. But for real, for real, for real. It's because sometimes, like, as Spanish speakers, we really do be making up our own words. Well, whoa, whoa, whoa. We. We're a Spanish speaker. I said we, we, we, we.

We don't even speak English. and we don't speak Spanish right. I don't know, we're just in between. We're lost. Yeah. I know, but like some of our favorite, favorite words that we use like chamba, a few lies, be nice. And yeah, I've never used chamba in my life.

You guys have never, okay. Who are you bad bunny? I know, Chambaya? Chamba's like the job, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like go to war, things like that. But those are actually like evolutions that came from English words. So, okay, so like, Chamba actually came from Chamber of Commerce. What?

Shut up. I kid you not. Okay, so you know like... Chamber of Commerce. Yeah, it is even the Chamber of Commerce. Yeah. It's a... It's like a...

It's like a little group within like a city. But what do they do? But what do they do? What do they do over there? You just like network with other business owners and stuff. It's an association or network of business people

designed to promote and protect the interest of its members. Wow. Wait, I've got invited to one of those. Is that the Luminati? It's like the little... It's like the mini Luminati. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We got to take care of each other. Yeah. I should have gone. Why were you invited? We need a brown bag chamber of commerce. Yes. All right. But okay, so Champa came from Chamber of Commerce.

How? Okay, so you know, like back like in the 20th century, I want to say, like the 1940s or so, there was a brassetto program, right? Yes. My grandpa was a part of that. So it was pretty much like people from Mexico would come here legally, work here legally during the season and go back home. And they were able to go back home legally again.

And so for them in order to find work, they would have to go to go. go to the Chamber of Commerce to find this work. Eventually, they'd be saying, like, oh, Boera the Chamba. And then it started to say, you might as a Cobra of Commerce. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So I started to, like, evolve to it to now be called like chamba.

No way. So like, boy am bus car chamba, like, work. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. So they knew that that's what they had to go through in order to. Yeah. Wow.

Angela did. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. The dogs. Yeah, the dogs. Everybody knows, like, if you have a dog, you always call it feed or lice. Yeah. But the same time, around the same time, like, if people or, like, workers wanted to come and bring their dogs,

the immigration people would tell them, like, are those dogs, like, free of lice? See, I always thought that, too. Free of life. Yeah. Evolution of that word. It may be free to fleece. That's what I always thought of, too. Yeah, because dogs don't have lies.

Yeah, they have fleas. But I always thought something else had to be something. lice. I don't know why because I heard lice in it. Yeah. Free of lice. That's funny. That's crazy. It's like that other word, uh, be steak. Oh, yeah, be steak. It's like beef steak. Hilarious. That's what I'm saying like, we for real be making our own words up. Leave us alone. Be steak. Like if you ever like, I mean, I don't know why my grandpa loves like

so like I'll be like, oh, okay. And that one time I looked it up, I was like, what is that? What kind of meat am I eating? Yeah. What kind of me is steak? I really didn't ask any questions because it's good. And then I'm just like, oh, it's just beef steak. You know what I'm just short? Because it's even spelled like that at the store. It is because they just adjusted. Yeah.

They spell it just how you hear it. B-I-S-T-E-C. That was all because somebody didn't pronounce it right. Or they sounded it out and it's like, however I sounded it out, that's what it's good. So are these urban dictionary, like urban dictionary words or are they now official? Do we know? Well, it's like, I wouldn't say like a dictionary. Is it like long enough?

If words are slang long enough and they just become part of the thing, it just becomes like... Culture. So is carro slang? Yeah, it is. So it would be the same thing as that, right? You rolled your R and you didn't need to. Yeah, you do. You do?

Carro. I thought you only roll on two hours. Caro would be like expensive. Besteck isn't a dictionary. It is? Yeah. Beef steak. Beef steak.

The beef. Carnet de vacu. Vacuno. You had another one, Angie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, be pretty nice. What? Please tell me how that is English word.

Wait, I know what it means. People be nice. Yeah, people are nice. No way. Wait, hold on. Yeah, it really is. That's the evolution of it. So, like, you know, like back in the 80s where, like, the immigration was big, like,

people from Mexico were coming over here. And then they would eventually come back. But they would come back as, like, more, like, fancy. PPD nice means fancy people, more expensive. And so people would be like, Oh, those people are peepidty nice. Like, people are nice.

That's cool. I like that one. Elegant. Elegant. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, elegant people. Almost like, I'm assuming, like if someone, yeah, like, elegant, me like, oh, it be pretty nice. Right.

No, I know how it's used. Like the upper, like the upper class, I'm assuming. I know how it's used. Yeah. So they came back and they learned a little bit of English and that was one of them. Like people are nice, peepidty nice. And that just started evolving, evolving. Yeah.

So now what we know, be pretty nice. There's even a song, El Pipiti Nice. Well, yeah, I know that's, like, I know the word. I didn't know the origins. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, I'm telling you, those are words that they came from English. The only one I knew was be fake. What's the word, Angie, that you say is hard for you to pronounce, remember? Because?

Because? No. You said there's just one word? Remember? I thought it was a few of them. Remember? She was going to say necessary or something or accessory. Necessities?

Necessities? Necessities? Necessory. Like, what if that turns into a word? Necessary, yeah. Like, necessity and necessary? Yeah. And then it goes back and then it turns into necessity.

Let me just add it to dictionary. Yeah, you should. That's eventually how it started. Okay. See, I told you. Greg. Mid pop tart in my mouth. Mid pop tart in your mouth.

Whoa. What kind of start? What about a pop? I'm like, we're about to do shout-outs, Greg. I'll put that. Hold on, really quick. Yes, we have shout-outs of birds? Yes, we do.

Jesse from Marietta. He wants to give a shout-out to us. He said, I'm, uh, she said, I'm a big fan and listen every morning, and she also said, Raider! Let her! Here we go! When a Raider fan and a Cowboys fan. That's what I mean

Here we go Now kids Hey that sounds like a vibe It does yeah It does They fight a lot EVE EG

Ener Entertainment Gigi wants a shout out She said Hi Angie Can me and my mommy Get a shout out We listen to you every We listen to guys

Every day And my mom gets emotional now Because I graduated So we don't listen Together anymore Oh I'm like We were the bonding.

We graduated high school? I guess so, yeah. Dang. Yeah, her mom's name is Rosio. Rosio. Rosio. Rosio. Rosio?

Rosio. She's my little Gregia over there. On his spandic character, man. Give us yours back name. Greg, go ahead. Rosio. Hey, what's up? Okay.

But shout out to you. Amelia wants to shoot out for his queen. She's been down with me for 10 years and is now my wife of six years. and a mother to our three beautiful baby girls. Oh, I love that. He wants to shoot out for her. Look at you being a good mom over there. And then I want to give a happy belated birthday to my Thia Denise.

It was her birthday yesterday. Hi, Thia Denise. What do you remember? Facebook. You know what Facebook tells you the birthday? The fact you check Facebook is incredible. He always checks it a day late. Yeah.

Yeah. So I know. But what happens? What do you mean? Like, you check it and you're like, damn. Like, oh, is their birthday? Oh, I got you to tomorrow. Yeah, I got you.

Tell me a good memory you have of you. Oh, a lot. Like, uh, Thia Denise and my Tio Robert, they're like younger. So they're fun. And I've had a lot of like, I've seen them in their party stage. Oh, you've done two drinking with them. No, no. I was like younger, like, 10.

And when they were young, young. So what's the memory? So what's the memory? You're making it weird, bruh. And I'm all like party it up together and stuff like that. It was like funny. Because I didn't know what it was at the time. They taught you beer pong.

Like, no. They tell you what shots were. Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did. I would see them partying up and it was pretty cool. It was funny. I'd be like, what's going on? But they wouldn't tell me.

Shout out the other knees. He learned. He learned. He learned. He learned. No skills. To this day. To this day.

Happy birthday to you. Felice cumplanos. At thee. You ready over there, bro? Yeah. All right. Let's get into Word on Rose Cranes. The word on roast cranes.

The word is, Juicy Jay is fully in his jazzy J era now. Okay? So look, Juicy J is known for his hits with 36 Mafia and his own solo career. And being one of the most sampled artists in hip hop today. Yep. Right? He's been sampled so much, though.

Maybe that's why he decided to switch it up and sing songs a little differently since everybody's, you know, taking his swag. And he decided to jazz them up a little, if you want. will. All right. So listen to this. Oh my gosh. Hey. I love it. I love it. I love you. Vic. He's for real. He's serious. Clowning. No. No, he's been in the era. Like, he's in a lounge.

Yeah. We need that as a whole album. Yeah. A whole album is a juicy J. Yeah, Jazzy J. The Hits. And so people are loving it. People are singing along. It's like we are so iconic. We all. know the lyrics yeah but it's like now that the beat switch up now it's more mellow right yeah the people that grew up listening to it I mean you know now we can be in a jazz lounge right yeah you know a little wine yeah you know a little wine a cigar bro that be so tight you go to dinner you go on a first day and then you hear slop

oh my money and then you just look down and her like so what you're gonna do then do you and then he's gonna be like pe ate the bill Ever since I can remember I was popping my color. Pop it, pop my color. Pop it, pop it, pop it, pop up my color. That's amazing. We need a whole experience of this. That's what I'm saying.

It's just like evolution of hip-hop. It's all music, you know what I'm saying? I want to see other artists do jazz. Juveno, do it. Back that thing up. Sexy red. I would see sexy red. Yeah.

It's still new. That's a little too new. Oh, you want like a lot of music. Come on. We're talking about the hits. Okay. Trig Daddy, need you. Yes.

What about sum cut? Yeah. Trillville. What's up? Yeah. I like that. All right. Well, on to some much more serious news.

Diddy was arrested in New York last night and charged with sex trafficking, racketeering, and kidnapping charges. Oh, my. Wow. Yes. Serious allegations. Yes. Sean Diddy Combs was arrested Monday night at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Manhattan and taken into custody by Homeland Security. All right.

If you guys remember the Department of Homeland Security, where the ones who raided is Beverly Hills home back on March 25th, and he was not present, right? He was in Miami. And since then, we've seen him out in Miami, New York, and lots of people have been wondering why he's out at all these places

when he has all these lawsuits against them. And all these heinous allegations. Some people aren't even suing him. They're just recounting their alleged experiences with them, right? And so everybody's like, yeah, he's just walking the streets like a free man. Yeah. Just the other day, he was out in New York and people were talking to him.

Right. You know, all these things. He was out with his kids. I think he took like a photo with all his children. Yeah. Yeah. Even last night, before he was arrested, he was out with his sons, you know, just walking the streets of New York, talking to people and stuff like that. Yeah.

Yeah, I think I just saw that video too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He had been in Miami a lot too at the beach. Yeah. And so just minutes ago, however, TMZ is reporting that he's been charged with three counts of racketeering, conspiracy, sex trafficking by force, fraud or coercion, and transportation to engage in prostitution.

Yeah. Yeah, that's literally happening as we're speaking. Right now. Yeah, right now. I'm seeing it to, they're alleging that they used force to cause victims to engage in extended acts with workers that he arranged, directed, and I can't even read this. It's so much. It's literally just coming out right at this moment as well. He's calling these acts his freak-offs, prosecutors they're saying.

And of course, using his power, using who he was, you know, to get that off. I think what ends up happening during all of these cases, Vic, is that we kind of have a struggle with the music that we clearly love that he brought to life. So many acts under his, I guess, executive producing, his label, all of that. Like, feel good music and the music that, like, the legends we see that come from. like I guess the Diddy Tree. Yeah. But seeing, I guess, the trauma that had to come from that, you kind of start weighing into the person versus the artist.

Yeah, absolutely. Really, really tough for people. Really, really tough for people. It's tough, especially with like certain records that hit, like, for example, like the song he has with like 112, I'll be missing you. Yeah. Like that sample flip. To me, like, that reminds me of one of my friends that passed away.

Yeah. So it's like trying to separate that. It's such a difficult thing because- You have a tantal thing. An attachment to it. And because you're reading what he's done allegedly. Yeah. And it's something very serious and we got to take serious.

Of course. I'm glad you brought that up to the passing of Biggie because he's also somehow involved, if not directly involved with the passing away of both Biggie and Pac-Pock. Yeah. You know, there's even a meme right now that it's like Pock laughing in heaven to what's going on to Diddy. Because to some people, some injustice is there. Like what you didn't, what you got caught for is one thing, but what you did. didn't get caught for is like it might be like the iceberg the tip of the iceberg type of deal right yeah literally even kifie d who's

currently facing charges for the passing away of pock is alleging that diddy paid him and did he came to him and that's why it even transpired in the first place so it's going to be interesting to see how much what he's going through right now leads it lends itself to what's happening over there in Vegas over that case yeah as of now the charges are just going back to 2008 it's saying from 2008 to the present. You know, members of the Combs Enterprise, you know, allegedly have, you know, partaken and all this stuff. Right. All for, you know, his gain, essentially, you know, whether it be financial or pleasure of all. Enabling, protecting, hiding, all of that. Exactly. You know, I was reading one of the lawsuits against him currently from Don Richardson. She was part of the Dan Danykeen. Yeah. And she was really close to him because after Danykeen, she was part of his dirty money crew, too. And so she was alleging, I guess, in the court. or what I've seen online, that there was a dinner.

And this is just one instance that she talked about in her lawsuit. There was a dinner that she went to that he punched Cassie square in the face, according to her. And she named the other male celebrities that were there that said nothing and did nothing and carried on the dinner. And I think that's really important, too, because as much as the person, it's how comfortable he feels around his crew to do stuff. I get brocode.

I get, like, you guys have brocode up in here. You guys are like your homies or whatever, but no brocode should ever. like get in the way of crimes against women. You know what I'm saying? Of like seeing your homie do something directly. Yeah. And that's a straight violation and just be like, oh, okay. Like I didn't do, too, do, do you know what?

Yeah. No, that's. So then I'm wondering how much are they culpable because it's people we know. It's people we love. It's high profile people. Yeah. So then there's that part of it as well, you know? No.

And it's just like everything seems to just be coming and flooding out of like his acts and stuff like that. There was even, there's even a story circulating. about how he threatened to slit Jay Cole's throat. What? You seen that in a club. Yeah. Shut up.

A punch from TD. He was telling that story. Yeah. So many other people, you know, in attendance. You know, it's like all these things. And then you even think about the people he's doing this too or like,

not that like Jay Cole or Cuddy are in like, um, incapable to defend themselves, but they're nice guys. Like really? You're going to pick on them? You know what I'm saying? It's like that.

And then obviously like with women and stuff like that. And it's like, man, that's despicable. Yeah. And seeing all. allegations too and then seeing like the Cassie video that was released. Yes. It almost just like makes you feel like.

Bro, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I believe all of it in a sense, you know, which sucks because of how we see him. How we see him. Yeah. But the reality is. That's real, bro.

Action is action. Yeah. That's real bro. And I like, I remember there was like an LA Times article when I was in in high school. There was an LA Times article specifically going back towards the Pock stuff. Yeah. And how there was some type of pain. chaos situation possibly happening with, because it was as much as we think of it as a

Tupac and Biggie thing, it was about Shug and Puffy. It wasn't about their two artists. It initially started with Shug and Puffy and something that happened in Atlanta when one of Puffy's guys passed away. And so then reportedly allegedly, he starts feeling unsafe. The Biggie Beef happens with Pock. And when he comes to L.A., everyone kind of has someone they check in with. and the persons that were around Diddy,

he was like, hey, I'll put this up if both of them go. I'll put this up. Like, it wasn't even essentially towards Pock. Yeah. And then they were all in Vegas at one point and were like, hey, you know, we can get some bread if we do this. Because Diff wants this. They end up doing it and then ask him for the bread,

reportedly allegedly, that's the story. They asked him for the bread and he's like, no, I don't got it. Or like, he only paid them half or something because then it really happened. Maybe he was playing that, hey, I'll put money up. Yeah. But then it really happened on some other stuff, like they saw the opportunity.

And so that kind of is going to be what is going on in the Kifi D trial and all of that stuff. But to know that happened, what, in the 90s? Yeah. And we're barely rectifying it now. Yeah. It shows you just like the thing. And even these things, these allegations from 2008, there's probably a limitation of they can't go further. Yeah.

Like, again, the tip of the iceberg. Yeah. Absolutely. And yeah, it's just, he's actually in court this. morning, Diddy is, and the judge is reading all his, all his charges. Yeah. And so we'll be knowing more as, you know, as the morning goes on. And I know like his lawyer, he did put out a statement, right?

Yeah, his lawyer put out a statement and was saying that they've been cooperating and talking to the Department of Homeland Security and they even relocated to New York for the, yeah, for the purpose of that, that they were going to turn himself, he was going to turn himself in. However, it was supposed to be Tuesday that he turned himself in, but for whatever reason, Monday night they went and got him before he could turn himself in. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder what happened.

Yeah, they haven't shared that yet. You have a fear that they're going to go. Yeah. Go to a different country or something, yeah. Yeah. Well, that was your award on Rose Kranz. Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota Dealers. I'm Rose Kranz, Vic for Brownback Mornings.

I'm Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. There's about to be a new museum exhibit, thanks to one of our L.A. high schools.

Have you guys ever heard of a saber-tooth salmon? Like a tiger? Like salmon? No, not a saber-toothed tiger, brother. Sounds expensive, like a fancy plate. Yeah. Do they sell this a cost-book? Yeah.

Is this a catch? Bro, is it a catch? Is this a salmon roll? No, a saber-tooth salmon. I guess bones were found of a saber-tooth salmon and a megaladon out of Sam's page. Whoa. A megalod? Yes.

Isn't that a bar-range? No. The biggest shark ever. The biggest shark ever. A prehistoric huge shark, right? And you know how we always think, like, hey, our high schools are haunted or over a graveyard? Well, it's actually true for San Pedro High. Oh.

I guess I don't know how they found these bones, these fossils, but they found fossils of a saber-toothed salmon and a megalodon. And now I want to see what a saber-toothed salmon is like. I do want to see it. Okay, so I Googled it. And a saber-toothed salmon basically looks like it has a septum pierced. A septum-st. Like, it looks like it has a bone straight through its nose. I didn't even know a nose a nose like that.

Like a little emo fishes? Yes. Very emmo. She's not a phase, mom. He walked the lonely round. Yeah. Wow. Is it your trip?

I thought Sabretooth was like a saber tooth tiger. Like that's all I think. And maybe it's called saber tooth because of teeth. Like the way that the teeth protrude or they stick out. Oh, that's cool. Right? Yeah. My question is, is school canceled?

Yeah. I would be like, yo, this whole school was We're tearing it down. We're going to dig this whole place up. I'm more worried about the megalodon. The megalodons are huge sharks that are like scary. So were we all under, were we all underwater? Ah, interesting.

I always say that San Pedro's like the end of the earth. So this makes sense. Because it's all the way so far away. So this makes sense. The dinosaurs are chilling there too. And then I wonder who's like on the field and just like picking at the ground and was like, wait a second. Wait a second. Megladon?

Who felt it? Yo, and then that's when we're in, you said it's in high school? We're in school, we know, I feel like we all know more about like things like that. Because we pay attention

to like the classes and it's like, I forgot what these names are. Yeah. But there's somebody probably like, oh my God, a saber-tooth salmon. I just learned about this

in third period. Yeah. Yeah. The teachers didn't know for like a month because the students were hiding it. They're like,

don't tell the teachers it. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't know. Shenzuble to say, bone. So supposedly they got a dolphin speed like they found bone a rib bone

of a dolphin species that's extinct the jaw bone of that saber tooth salmon which has like the fangs like fangs like maybe fangs mean saber tooth maybe so yeah it's pretty wild that's insane I wish my high school was cool like that I know yeah I'm really thinking they're gonna

see it's true all that was a pee teacher with a wooden leg that was a theory that's a no one knew if he really had a wooden leg just lift up his pants dog we never knew All right What was your school

Mystery over there for? They had a lot of tunnels Whittier has a lot of tunnels Like choppel tons? Yeah like crazy tunnels I go into the middle of nowhere Someone was digging for the fossils They go to the clubs

Angelica That a little girl died in the restaurant Okay, have a good day We'll be right back We'll be right back Simp Or Pimp PIMP

Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Piz Piz Piz Piz Piz Piz Piz Zip MXIME A influencer by the name of Selling Carrie has decided to divorce herself. What? What? Sullen. Carrie.

Sullen. Carrie. She has decided to divorce herself. Whoa. Okay, so in 2020 she decided to marry herself and what was called like polygamy solo solo solo

sologamy. Soligamy. Yeah, when she married herself. What? Yes. What? That's legal? I didn't know that was legal. Who proposed?

You get half of it, yeah. One need to get down, yeah. Do you lose half of your stuff if you guys, if it doesn't work out? I don't know who takes it. Yeah. Just leave it outside. So she married herself because there's no hope for anybody else. For anybody else.

Huh. And then the funniest part about this is that the reason for divorcing herself is because of boredom. You're annoying. I swear. She was bored. She got bored with herself? Yes, and she needed a change of relationship. Oh, my God.

What? They weren't getting it done to themselves. Yeah. Yeah. They don't listen. Can't get the job done no more. They get mad when I say take out the tribe? You take it out.

I end up doing everything by myself. Feels like I'm all alone. Hey, no, I feel her though because I'd be tired of myself sometimes too. Tired of yourself? Thank goodness. Yeah. I'd be tired of myself. And then what do you do about it?

Like just I just, you need to do better. Like talking to the man in the mirror. You know what I'm saying? You can't even look at you right now. So sick of you right now. Yeah. So ugly. Are you okay?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, not ugly. You know? Oh. It's what he's actions. Not free. Somebody really grew. Man, man, man, man.

And choose a fat. And she's like, yeah, and I stink. Yeah. What? What? What? I didn't say that. Yeah.

It was hard for her to maintain perfection. Mm-hmm. And it was a high demand. Okay, check this out. If you married yourself. Yes. Everyone in the room. If you married your room.

What would be your number one pet peeve about yourself and you know it like you what would be the first fight you have with yourself I know we're all perfect when oh no you're lazy angelica I know that she won't get off the couch won't get off the couch he'll starve herself instead of making her food yeah let the eat while she eats on the bed let's like letty does yeah irks me I'll be eating on the bed watching Netflix then I'll be like wow I'm just really the worst right now But I do it when no one else in the house Right, yeah

I think mine, it's like the laziness is in spurts But it's not like I'm lazy at a moment It's like if I'm lazy like for a day It'll probably be like two days of laziness And next day I'll be like You would make a joke about yourself That would get you mad Me?

Yes, very possible Your jokes are what would get you mad It's very possible Vic what are you going to get mad at yourself for If you married yourself? Vic says he's going to the gym every Monday Oh, my God. He's not consistent.

He never goes. And then he misses it and then he just says, okay, we'll get him next Monday, Vic. And next Monday never comes. But the gym membership keeps charging. $60. Wasting money. Exactly. Greg, what is your number one pet peeve of Greg if you married yourself?

I think if I married myself, I'd be like you are, you having an alcohol problem, bro. What? You need to stop drinking, man. That is deep. Greg. Greg. Great. I think it's drug, don't do that.

No, you're not. I'm married an alcoholic, kind of know what to do. Greg! I think that's the problem there. I don't divorce myself for that reason. Take the kids and everything. Pupples there. It's a drug.

Hey, Greg is looking at him and they're like, he's a drug. It's your fault. Oh, my gosh. It's supposed to be fun. Like, ah, you're a bit. That's fun. Oh, my God. I need help.

All right. All right. Well, sit. Sim! Sip! Victor, what's up? I got a shout out for Amari. Amari.

Happy birthday, Amari. Your dad says happy birthday. His dad is Epic Must Die, the homie. He's a dope artist from Compton. Hey, that's so tight. What's up? Birthday. They listen to us every morning.

Come on. Happy. Happy. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for. The homie helpline. AJ needs our help. AJ, all right? AJ sent us a DM and said, What up, Brown Bag. So I was a single father of two that I have had full time since birth

and was single for over eight years. Then unexpectedly, I began dating this incredible, beautiful woman. Her name is, we're going to call her Kay, for some time, and who I now want to marry. She's expressed this to me too many times. But there's one thing. she works at my daughter's school

we both know it's something frowned upon with staff and parent relationships but we met outside of the school and never spoke prior to that or knew of each other so I don't think it's too much of an issue but there's still that risk of it impacting her job so we've been very low key since the start

recently I've gone through some tragic slash traumatic things and she has held me and my kids down from the jump along with helping me heal from past issues that I was unaware of. She's also a therapist and counselor. Wow. Wow.

Okay. And that was the cherry on top in confirmation that this is my partner for life. I don't know if I should propose or wait till my daughters out of that school. Help me out, Brownback. Okay. I didn't know this was frowned upon. Me neither. I thought it was too.

Like parents and teachers can't date. Unless, I mean, maybe it's like a private school that maybe it's like more close knit. It's frowned upon for sure. worked at a school before. Yeah, it's frowned upon, but it's not like frowned upon to that extent where it's like you might get fired unless it is a private school. Because this is what I'm thinking, why? Because they have their own rules. It's a little more that they make. Strait. Yeah. I was only thinking, like I was thinking there's some teachers that their kids are in the school. Yeah. If she gets with them, basically her kid's going to be at the school, but it's not.

Yeah, and also like think about how many small towns there are where there's only so many people in the town, like you're going to date a teacher or, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? You're going to hit on your kids counselor. It's going to happen. A guy's got to eat, you know what I'm saying? That's your logic? Yeah.

So, I mean, in that sense, I mean, maybe we think of it a little different in like bigger cities, but I don't see it being that much of a problem. If anything, you put your daughter in his class and get an A right away. And that's why it'll be a bad thing. That's why it would be a bad thing. Let's go corruption. Conflict of interest is not a job. Well, for the,

kid yeah okay let's talk to AJ AJ's on the line what's up AJ good morning AJ what up bro hey hey hey what's up with you bro so it seems like real quick real quick because I'm dropping off my daughter at school and she listens to you guys with me every morning and she's gonna say what's up she loves you letti and Angie hey hey hi what's your name Melody just her name AJ let me talk to Meli she's my home girl Hey, Melody, who's your dad's special friend at the school? What's her name?

No. Okay. Don't say hi to your mom for us. All right. AJ, drop her off and then we'll get on the line with you, okay? Drop her off first, all right? Yeah. Yeah, give me like two minutes.

I'm a walk her in real quick. Walk her in and give someone else a kiss. Hi. All right, bye. Call her back. He's trying to get counseled. Oh, that's so cute. Melody's going to tell me to cheese me.

She was. She was going to say you. She was. Okay. Well, they're going through it. AJ, she's so cute. Melody. AJ has been single for over eight years, okay? I'm wondering if Melody's eight.

She doesn't sound eight. No. She sounds younger. Way younger. Right? Yeah. Sounds like a five, six. Well, maybe she's the youngest because he said he's a father two.

Single father two that I have had full. Oh, got you, got you. Yeah. And was single for over eight years. I see what you're saying there. Yeah. Then unexpectedly, I began dating this incredible, beautiful woman. Oh, my God.

Unexpectedly, but he probably hit on her. Yeah. I don't know how this happened. It came out of the blue, but it's like after I DMed her and like followed her to her. After I said, what's up, my mash? So I guess, and then he found out, or then some, that's what I want to know. How did you see her at school? What was that whole interaction?

Like, we'll find out more when he calls back after he drops Melody off. Yeah, because that's, that must be a trip. Like, I want, I want to know, like, did he walk in and be like, oh, my gosh, she works here? Or did she say, like, hey, I work at the school? Well, I'm sure. It came up in combo. They were like, hope. They could go either way.

It could go either way. Role plate. Knowing my teacher dated would be so weird for me. Oh, yeah. Like in an elementary school. Me too. Remember how embarrassing it was to see your teachers outside of school? Yeah.

It was the weirdest thing. You see them at the supermarket? What the hell are you doing here? Don't you live at school? Yeah. Because when I worked at a school, I remember there was a few times where like I knew some teachers and then they ended up like. Talking amongst themselves?

No, to some of the parents. Yeah. Like they ended up like. It makes sense. Like hooking up. But would keep it alone? And I would know. And I'd be like,

I know every day. But they would keep it on the low, right? The interaction is just me? I'd be like just, no, is he seeing their interaction just going on board? Are you here to drop off or pick up? What would you do? You just be good? Me?

Yeah. What were you like? I was just regular. No, you dated a teacher. No, he was in love with his teacher. No, but I'm saying your daughter's a teacher. Wait, I wasn't, wait, both. All three, all the above.

Different teachers, though. He likes a woman that will teach him something. Yeah, yeah, because I won't teach myself. Shout out Daniela who works at a school. Miss H. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You've said it. You said it.

A million H. Ms. H is H. It's Harvey. Her last name is Harvey. No. It's hot. No, not. You already said it.

Her name is Lori. Marry. Maximil you've said it so many times. Yeah, but some people don't think to put it together. Do you think? Hey, Maximo, was she a teacher before you start dating her? No. Okay, because I was going to say, do you think you're a,

fantasy crush on your teacher in high school. And you never got to live that out because she married someone else. Yeah. It made you like. How's the power. Daniela. No, she wasn't a teacher yet. But did you like, like, hey, maybe she should be a teacher?

No, no. No. I was going to say that. I was like, did you guys ever have a combo and be like, maybe you should teach. No. That is creepy. Guys, I did not shape her into being a teacher. I don't know.

You ordered her. Okay. But you didn't stop her either. Yeah. Can you test my, can you give me my test results? Do you pretend you're in detention and she has to teach you a lesson? No. You guys have a ruler at home?

Yeah. That's go complicated. We'll find out next. But let us know if you've ever dated someone that teaches your kid. Like, you know, whether it's in daycare, in school, how that worked out for you. Our guy, AJ, is dating a woman that works at her, at his kid's school, but is wondering, like, dang, I don't want to put her on blast to just kind of be. public with her. I love her, though. This is my girl. Like, I want to ask her to marry me.

He's just kind of like, I don't know what to do. I wonder how many more years the daughter has in the school, too. She seems like she's barely starting the school. So that's a while. Yeah. Transfer my kid out of school so fast. I'm just kidding. Not you wrong. You would have to give reason. I know. There's school zones. The reason is dating her teacher. Okay, AJ. Yo, yo, yo. What's up, bro? You dropped off your daughter and kissed your girlfriend. Goodbye. Hey, hey, cheer. You're the one who hate us, AJ.

You're the one that's in your business out. All right, AJ. You know what's crazy? Every time I see her in the morning, there's got to be a simple like, hey, how you doing? You know? Why? Hold on. Okay.

What kind of school is this, bro? Is this like a, like, it's a private school, is that why? Nah, it's not a private school, but they treat it like it. Yeah. Oh, like maybe fundamental. No. Very strict. And after you guys ask, my daughter's got two more.

Three more years there? Three more years. That's three years of age. Not if you switch her out. So she's in second grade? No, she's in fourth grade. So she's got this year and then she's got fifth and sixth grade and then she's out. Oh, okay.

Goes up to six. Tell me how you unexpectedly started dating the lady. So a couple years ago when my son was there too, because he's in eighth grade now, but a couple years ago when he was there, when they were doing their promotion thing, I was there and I seen I seen homegirl there and I was like oh who's that after kids I'm like I'm like yo is that a teacher I was like I never seen her here and then they're like oh no she works in the office and I was like all right and I tried running into her trying to find a chance to hit on her

and I love it I like it I like it yeah I got to go to the nurse and do you know where it's at I'm feeling sick right now yeah I was all telling that I was like hey make sure you're coughing today Like, you said, hey, hey, tell me your tummy hurts. Ask for a nice pack. Then I'll go pick you up and I'll pick on her. Like, hey, forget your backpack. All right, AJ.

So you eventually run into her. Yeah, so that happened during my son's promotion and I was like, all right, cool. Like, I like, I like girls. I'm going to try to talk to her. Like six months went by and I couldn't, I never ran into her, never stars. I was like, oh, man, I was like, whatever. It ain't meant to be. And then one day she pulled up to this local bar that I go to

With my daughter's third grade teacher at the time Wow Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on We're not gonna skip past that Yeah It was like five teachers together Nice So you were there you know the whole staff

Yeah five teachers walking a bar Oh yeah dude I went to that school I grew up at that school They know me I know them they know my family My mom my sister my brothers Is it Wilson No, no, no, no, not, not. Which one is it? I ain't going to put it out there.

It's Jefferson. It's the name of a president, probably. For sure. Is it Benjamin Franklin Elementary? Is it Washington? No, it's in Orange County. It's in the O.C? Oh, is it?

Okay, is it Adams? Is it Jefferson? It's in Madison? What is it? Tell us? I wish Melody was still in the car. I know. Okay.

Hey, she was ready to tell you guys. I know. I like her. I like your little daughter. Okay. Tell me, AJ. So you say, see them at the bar. You see her and her teachers, her teacher home girls at the bar. And that's

your chance, huh? Yeah, I do. As soon as I seen it, I told myself, like, dude, I've been looking for this girl for over like six months. This is the only chance I got. So I took it. And then, yeah, ever since that day, everything went well. We started chilling like literally the week after. And ever since then, nothing changed. I just see her every day. We're a thing now. And it's just been it's been too long for me to still come my girl's room how long has it been oh man this is what two years ago something like that wow so two years you guys have been sneaky yes so and i'm sure if you if you went up to her at the bar the other teachers know yeah what's going on only only one of them because he caught on but he doesn't work at the school anymore so i'm not

even tripping on boy wait so what okay but what are you like afraid of right that's what i'm trying to Oh, it's not that I'm afraid. It's just, again, we've been talking about it. She's brought it up a bunch of times. Right. But her thing is just like, and she talked to my sister about it too, and it was like, I guess, just her position in the school and then, like, turning to like some favoritism or, like, some power roll

where she's affecting my daughter over certain things and all this stuff. So I just respect her and don't want to put her in a position where she's uncomfortable. Yeah. But at the time, I'm getting to the point where I'm like, man, school is a school. Like, that's my girl. So. Aw. Okay.

There's a bunch of other schools. She works in the office. She works in the office. Is she a counselor or is she like an assistant? Like how would she show favoritism to your kid? She's a school counselor. And then like I said in that when I hit you guys up, the whole like tragic traumatic thing. So again, I was single for like eight years.

And my kids' mom, they're both from the same mom. She's been in and out of the picture. but like I'm talking about like two or three years in between. Yeah. And then there's recently a couple months ago, you know, rest and peace of her and she passed away. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, dude, my girl was there.

She, dude, she helped me through so much stuff and took care of the kids. And if it wasn't for her, the kids wouldn't have been as good as they are today. So. That's beautiful. You guys went through that together and she's been your support system. I have a question about the kids. Do you have her call her? Do you have them call her?

her like Miss Stephanie or what you're hey miss yeah hey you know it's funny I never I never put it out there like that but yeah they do they both still call it this day miss so-and-so and I'm like oh bro you just call it by the name like it's cool yeah no to them it's like so-and-so I hope you know that yeah I think you're getting tutored yeah do you call her miss so-and-so oh no I call it baby wifey bonbon with everything oh okay I love this for you, AJ. Oh, this is so stupid. Sim.

Do you, okay. Love. Yeah, he's in a simpin right now. So the kids see her at school. Your older one is already, your older one is already out of school, but your little girl, Melody, she sees her,

you know, and I'm so sorry, they don't have their mom right now. She is that mother figure in their life, and I know, like, you want to make it official. You want to marry this woman, but you do understand who she wants to be professional at school.

Yeah. What should AJ do? AJ, did you think about, like, making, like, a whole, like, school proposal? Make a PowerPoint. No, like, proposing for the whole school. Yeah, get all the little kids involved. Because, like, everyone will love this story. Like, you'll be part of it.

Like, you'll be on, like, on ABC 7 or something. And then she has to say this. Nah, nah, y'all trip, I can't do all that. What you could do it? Go home. Yeah. What elementary is it? Tell me the first letter.

I'm trying to figure it out. It's a taft? It's a start. to the J and it has Academy in it. That's all I can say. Oh, yeah, we're going to find out. I'm going to find out. And I'm going to Google Melody.

AJ, you need to do that so that all the other dads know she's off limits because what you did, somebody else can be trying to do too. You're not the only one that I think she's beautiful. Trip out. You guys called me AJ. And maybe like three, four months ago, she's like, oh, yeah, there's one dad. And name's AJ. He's like, he tried talking to me and like all this stuff.

and I was not like, oh, that's cool. Let the homeboy keep trying. Ah, and your husband. And thank you for telling the world we gave you a fake name. I do my part. All right, what's your real name, AJ? What can we call you? I don't want to call you that guy's name.

Chill. Chill. Chill. Is it Jordan Elementary? No, it has to say Academy in it. Oh, what's up, boy? It is. Jordan Elementary.

All right. Look for the counselor. You'll look at the staff directory. I know. You might as well do it now, AJ. You're the nasty. What proposal for you? We're going to call the school.

He's tripping out right now. We're calling the school, bro. We're going to just tell her. All right. AJ, is it cool we take calls of people maybe like to have advice for this? Yeah, that's cool, me. All right, bro.

All right, cool. All right. Teachers and parents and students from Jordan Academy, Eleventh, 818, 5205.9. The counselor at that school is with one of the parents there. How do you feel about it? I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Now, AJ, it's a beautiful thing even to be able to see that she helped you through such a tough time that you couldn't stop thinking about her. You saw her she was fine and then you got to know her and she was incredible. She's been good to your kids. I'm sure. And the only thing up in question right now is what should you guys do because the school is her professional place? I'm calling the principal right now. I got the principal's number.

Just make sure he's good. All right. All right AJ hold on the line Oh, he's so in love He sounds nervous about it He calls her bombon I mean don't know Oh

That's kind of crazy She got it He got it He's the one that does the bombon Oh I found her Oh Oh How did you find her

I had my ways Investigator Call in Dietrich's principals, superintendent. I think this is the cutest thing. They love her at school. I think this is the cutest thing in the world, you guys. A.J. Please.

But do you see how the job can get in the way? It can. Yeah, especially at the elementary school. I know, but they're together for two years. I don't want to let the dad know, the A.J. dad trying to holler. Stay away, bro. Keep away. We got Cynthia from Gardina on the line.

Cynthia. Good morning, Cynthia. Cynthia from Gardina. Cynthia. When I start singing your name when you don't answer me it makes me feel unloved, Cynthia. Oh my God, I had you guys on me on.

Okay, okay. I sang your name. Angie knows I only sing people's name that I love Cynthia. All right, Cynthia. You know, you guys gave me a shootout last week for my birthday. Oh, really?

Cynthia, what would you tell our guy, AJ? Okay, so it's funny that I hear this story because I'm actually a grad student to be a counselor. What? So we're actually learning about, like, all the, like, the relationships right now. And he's, like, ethically, he's supposed to wait.

Well, the girl's supposed to wait five years to actually, like, let it be known and, like, be in an official relationship. If not, like, she is jeopardizing her job. What? And she's putting the girl at risk. The little girl. Because, yeah, because you're not supposed to have a relationship with, like, your clients. and practically that's his client because that's his daughter. And more than likely she worked with the daughter because I did hear that the mom passed away.

So she probably went through some trauma and she probably worked with the daughter knowing that she's the counselor. So because they had that relationship and then they find out that, you know, she met that and they had that, they have that relationship. It's just going to speak volumes on her and it could really make her lose her job. Whoa. So do you guys... Wait, this is way too serious. Hold on. They'll give her either that

or they'll have to, like, supervise her every time she's with someone. Like with a student. So do you guys have to be supervised? You guys have it differently as counselors? So you're going through that right now. Like, I guess the ethics of the gig? Yeah.

That honestly goes for everybody. Like principals, teachers. Teachers too. But, yeah, teachers too. Like, you're not allowed to have those relationships unless it's been like, five years because they supposedly they say that like after the five years and they

know that okay you know it's a big show like okay hold on hold on because you can't have the relationships unless it's been five years so you mean you have to have the relationship in secret for five years before you can be public about it pretty I mean yeah that's crazy

I thought that only applies to like a therapist well she's a psychologist the college is at the school only she's a counselor kind of a counselor kind of plays all the, we wear a lot of hats as a counselor. We're not just academically counseling.

We're also being a therapist. You know, like, I'm taking a pass right now. We're like, I'm freaking bawling my eyes out every day. Oh, baby girl. Yeah. So it's like, as counselors, we have to be self-aware before we can help anybody. So that's why, like, we're not just counselors helping them, like, in their academic, but we're also, like, they're therapists.

Then, like, if they need more, like, help, then we will refer them to a psychologist. You know, that's when they're, like, probably, like, trying to get diagnosed with like ADHD or severe depression and stuff like that that's when we work for them but we're still helping them therapeutically yeah Cynthia are you single yes I am okay so let's say you work at a school and outside of school you meet the man of your dreams me stop break you need the man of your dreams and you guys hit it on Like has no chill. I thought he had no chance.

Oh. No chill or no chance? What is it? Chill out. Chila. Everyone's chill out. All right. Cynthia, let's say you meet a guy outside and then like the new school year starts and then he's

dropping off his kid and you're like, oh man, I have to not talk to you by five years or are you going to like risk it? Honestly, I think it would depend where I am in my career. year. Like, if I'm, like, really settled with that school and I've been there for, like, more than five years, I'd probably risk it. Yeah. Um, but at the same time, like, you got to think about it. Like, this is your income that's, like, you know, this is what you're surviving off of. Right. It's kind of like, it's a, it's hard. It's hard to, like, be in that position because the counseling field is very hard. Like, we're learning that, like, it's hard to find a full-time job.

Like, you're lucky to find a full-time job. A lot of the counselors have, uh, have, uh, part-time jobs because It's so hard to find a full-time gig because all the old heads are like, you know, they don't want to leave because of the benefit. So it's really hard, you know, so you're kind of put in a position where, like, dang, like, do I want to risk it or, like, do I not? Because if you risk it, then, you know, you have a chance of, like, including your job. Yeah. All right. Well, now that we read the warning label, aka talk to Cynthia about the ethics of being a counselor. Yeah.

Cynthia, have a good day, okay? Yes. We were just all happy and in love. We're like, oh, my God, look how cute. I love that he's in love. It was so cute. So does love not matter in counseling? Yeah, but then you were like, excuse me.

Is that ethical? The terms of the direction is actually to say. Yeah, don't cry today, Cindy. Yeah, have a good day, Cindy. You know what? I love you guys. And no one reads the employee handbook. I don't know why you're doing that for class.

You know what? Let's pretend Sintin ever called. Yeah, let's pretend. All right, let's take some calls. Yeah. AJ fell in love with the counselor at his kid's school. They met outside of work, but his daughter is in third grade is going to take a few years for her to get out of the elementary school.

And he wants to propose to this girl already. They keep it quiet. They call her miss so-and-so when they drop the kids off and all of that. But what was her own? No, whatever. Just know that he's in love with a counselor. Oh, she's sad and she crying. He wants to know what he should do.

Just let it be public. loves her he wants to propose to her and marry her or keep it in the tug until his baby girl is out of school okay danny we got danny from ontario on the line danny what's up danny hey what's up this is a first long-time listener first time call let's go go terry come on first time long time okay talk to us danny what would you tell a jay hey just uh i guess keep it on the download i was in a similar situation but that was with my nephew's teachers. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, my nephew gave me up with one of his teachers, but he has me up with the wrong one. Oh, my God. Hey, he's still the wrong one. You nephew got the assist? No, Danny, tell me the story. How did your nephew play hookup with you and the teacher? The nephew, the wingman.

Hey, my nephew was just, I was telling him about one of his teachers, and he's like, oh, yeah, I got you. Don't even trip. What? I got you I got you Don't even trip A teacher

My Tio He teacher You single Yeah So So then she He said He said

One of his teachers Wanted to You know Hang out Wanted to know me And I said And I said I've like

If that's the one I'm You know I've been telling you About sure You know Give her my number I called her

How did you see Hold on How did you see The teacher Where you like picking him up or dropping him off or what's up? Okay, got it. I picked him up from at the end of, you know, at the end of the day.

After school, he was doing those programs. And I just, you know, it was only a, you know, for a couple of weeks we were just seeing each other because, like, it wasn't the one I was trying to get with it. Oh, my God. Okay, so, so you go pick a lot. She was good enough. Yeah. You go pick him up and you tell him about a teacher that you think is fine and he's like, I got you. But he told the other teacher, gave you the number.

So you're talking to someone, right? You're talking to the wrong one. But you're just like, we're here. We're here. I'm not going to say no now. I was like, he was laughing at me once he introduced me to her. He's like, I knew it wasn't the one. Oh, he trolled you.

He trolled you. He trolled you. Oh, yeah. So what advice do you have for age? Hey, just like the last caller says, if it's something where she's going to lose her job, just don't risk it, you know, like waiting to his daughter leaves a... School?

Whatever school she's in. Yeah. Or transfer schools. But as a Tio, you could risk it. As an uncle, you could risk it. Oh, my God. Yeah, I feel it. I feel that.

Top tier, man. Danny, you're crazy. Daniel, are you single right now? Yep. I'm ready to mingo. Danny, you're such a catch. Hold on, hold on the line, Danny. Hold on.

That's hilarious. Oh, my God. Shout to nephew. Yeah, the nephew's a little G. Yeah. And then he trolled him. Yeah. He knew what he was doing.

Razzie. Razzie from Los Angeles. Razzie. Razzie, what's up, Raz? Razzie, Raz. Good morning, Brown bag. How you guys doing? Are you hearing this.

these stories that we're hearing, Rosie? Listen, I am hearing these stories, and I kind of feel like this is last week when we was on the phone, when we were talking to Lucy about the cousin and the boyfriend and the mom. Yes. Like, okay, I'm going to say this to AJ. Okay, okay. AJ, you've been with her, what he said, two years already?

Yeah. You've been with her for two years already. She was with you at your most vulnerable moment. She took care of you. She took care of your children. That's a love that's unbreakable. I don't think nothing's going to come between that. You have already waited two years.

You said your baby got three more years in school. Proposed to her and you guys set a date. That's your income. That's your revenue. Don't mess that up. I'm not saying don't run for love. I'm saying it's already there. You don't have to think for it.

Take your time. to her, set a date, and move on. Yeah. I hear on your note it said before another parent goes in on your girl. Yeah, because you don't, you don't want somebody else to creep up and, you know. Yeah, a sixth grader's parent. You don't want a sixth graders parent that just has to wait one year. Wow.

It's very possible that it can happen. Oh, it can happen. Yeah. I'll see it all right now. You guys have a good day, Brown, back. You too, Melissa. AJ, you better propose to her before the sixth graders' dad proposes to her. Yep.

Okay? Well, the fifth grader. I got a date. February 14th is going to happen. You're going to propose her on Valentine's Day? Bruh. The 12th is our yearly anniversary. So do it there.

Yeah, that big, work. Don't ruin the day we give cards in elementary school. Don't ruin that for. for the kids, bro. And it's a Friday next year. It's on the weekend, so it's all good. No, February 14 is a Friday for next year. Is it? Yes.

Because I'm putting in my vacation days already. All right. AJ, why don't you just do it now, bro? We all know. We literally looked her up. We found her. We're talking to the principal next. Like, just do it. Hey, y'all tripping. No, you're tripping. AJ, can I give you tickets to our brown bag mornings after dark,

Monster Mash? and you bring her? Yeah, take her. Oh, dude, I'd bring her in a heartbeat. Okay, you're coming. You're coming, bro. You're coming, bro. And I'll bring you on set.

Hold on the later, bro. That's live the more. That's my love this. I don't know. I know it's an ethical. I know. I know. Yeah.

Like, love's a risk. Love is a risk. I was doing the math. They've been together for two years. They just had to do three more years since the daughter graduates. That's five years. So then they'll officially be together in five years

and that's when they get debut. Yeah, because that does the ethical. Yeah. year, whatever that. Cynthia told us. She's getting married, bro. So they got to be low-key for another three. Says the guy.

That is not made. Do you guys want a love story or not? I do. I really want that love story. I need a love story in my life. All right, look, I think we helped the homie. He's going to propose. October 12th in Anaheim, make sure you're there.

Get your ticket. If you don't have them already, Paro106.com. Brown Black Mornings After Dark, Monster Match, Proposal. Yeah. Why wait until February? Why wait until February? Who cares?

Get a new anniversary. You leave that lovely lady counselor alone. Not me. I'm getting DMs by listeners, homies, everything. You guys leave her alone. We don't want her to lose you all. Yeah. Leave alone.

Hey, don't be snitching. If you're listening right now, we're not snitches on this. Stop, okay. We don't do that. We don't do that. It's against cold. Yeah, but we'll tell you when he. Let's let it be.

Yeah, there'll be a video clip. All right, it's time to wait. Play the wheel of Hispanic Heritage Month. Okay. Greg, your favorite Spanish word, go. That's not a curse word. Oh, enchiladas. I love enchiladas.

I love enchiladas. Inchalas is so good. They're great. What do you guys don't like enchilis? What do you love about being Hispanic, Greg? Well. If you're Hispanic heritage, what do you love? He's going to say tequila.

Don't say that. No, something for a really. The music. The music's fun. The music's fun. The music is always fun. Yeah, you know, you're a DJ. Yeah, I always have played the music.

The music. Tamporazzo, like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, that's a kilo. Yes. And then that's a kilo one. It's a close second. It's a close second. All right. It's Hispanic Heritage Month.

We want you to join us at our Brown Bag Morning's After Dark Monster Mash. And we're thinking, like, what if we do, like, a cool wheel? And then different categories. And so those are the categories that are. Nice. Can you please read the categories, brother? There is music. Capitals, translations, flags, sound clips, and that's it.

Okay, those, and it's going to land on one of them. Depending on the one that it lands on, you're going to have to answer the question correctly. If it lands on music, Greg's going to play a piece of a song. And you're going to tell us what song that is, okay? I hope Greg didn't go super niche. I don't want to hear like. With me and the music, I got you. Okay, thank you, thank you.

With Angie over here. I thought it was easy. With their cultural sound clips. Yeah, she was playing for first, and I'm like, Angie, I don't know. She's playing two Mujeres a homino. Yes. I was like, oh, my God, is my sonny.

You just play some sonny. But, and what's your name over there? Maximo? She's going to tell you a capital, or are you going to tell us the country? What are you going to tell you? I'm going to tell you the capital, and you have to tell me what country it is. All right. And what about you, Vic?

If it lands on flags. Flags, you're going to have to guess the colors of the flag that I say. The, the colors. The colors. country. Some things are with Vigsburg. I don't know what's going on. I think you're going to describe the flags, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because not just colors because the flags are the same color. That's what I'm going to do. He doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah, I hope you don't end up. It's just going to be, I'm just going to have to give you tickets to it. Which one are you doing, letty?

Translation, yes. I'm going to give you a word and you're going to translate it. You're going to tell me what this word means. Oh, okay. Either in L'Angle or you have to translated it. Angle? Yeah, that's French. Stop, try.

Leave her. Let me be unique. I know French I know you know This helps me feel special All right We have Ellie from L.A. on the line Ellie

Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Hello Hello Good morning What's up Ellie Good morning

Good morning How are you guys Are you ready to spin the wheel? Yes I'm excited All right mamacita Linda Do you have like a preference Of what category

You want to land on? I would say Translate Oh I'm gonna make them hard I hope you know Oh, no. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, no. Spin the wheel. Spin that thing. Spin, spin, spin. Here we go. Oh, my God. Sound good.

Sound good. Okay. Oh, that's Angie. Oh, you're screwed. All right, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. How would you level your Hispanic? Are you like a Hispanic 101?

Like, you know Hispanic stuff? Yeah, tell me. But you get words wrong sometimes. Are you like advanced Hispanic or like you can sing a full group of feed me song and talk to your abuelita in Spanish for combo or are you elite Spanish you were in ESL you watch Shrek in Spanish oh yeah that I am talking yeah I thought you're an expert Hispanic I can sing a huger before freedom song in Spanish and I talk to my Avalita in Spanish okay you're advanced you're a good above me you're great above me all right I got you I got you

All right, Angelica. Are you ready? No, I'm scared. Okay, I'm scared. Where is that from? Where is that from? Signorita Laura. Yeah!

That was good Angie. You are going to Brownback Morning's After Dark Monster Match and you have officially been certified, advanced to Hispanic. Congratulations. Don't ever let anyone call you know Saba, okay? You're not. That is a title. Only me and Greg were proudly. Proudly.

Up next, we got Cecilia from Los Angeles. Cecilia from Los Angeles. Cecilia. Cecilia, good morning. Good morning. Cecilia, how are you doing this morning? I am doing great. I've been trying to get into the line forever, you guys.

Oh, mamacita. I need forever, forever, forever. Even when I'm like riding in the car with the kids, I'm going to be like, I'm calm, I'm going. But never, never so, I'm so excited. And now you're here. Look at you. Now you're here.

I kept trying. I kept trying it. It worked. So, hey, keep going. What is your? What's your Hispanic heritage? Mexican. Let's go.

Mexican, American. We're going to spin the way. Are you ready? Yes. Okay. Spin it, Greg. Spin, spin, spin, spin. Let's see.

All right. Capital. Capital. Capital. If you're Mexican, like I'm Mexican, we only think the world revolves around us, and then we don't know anybody else's capitals. So get ready, baby, girl.

All right, I might get wrong. It's okay. It's okay. Good job. Good job. All right. So I'm going to tell you the capital and you have to tell me what country it is. The capital is Caracas. You're annoying. Oh, my God. What country is that? La Caracas. Caracas is the capital of what country? Five, four, three, two, one. Just guess on Hispanic country.

I don't even know where Caracas is that. Guess like a country. Any country. Speak Spanish. Speak Spanish. In Hispania? You're Googling. Big a country.

Brazil? I don't know. Wrong. Brazil is not. It's not. What is this answer? Wrong. Venezuela.

Venezuela. You're going to say. Caracas is Venezuela. I was going to say Nicaragua? No. No. But why did you say context clues? Because I thought,

I thought. Okay. All right. What is that? Do you know what context? Who's R-I-G? Yes, but in my brain, that's how it works. Okay.

All right. All right. That's phonetics. Okay. All right. Let's just keep brownhold. She's like a good time. Yeah, yeah.

Stay-a-low. She really, she's a no-sav-level Hispanic just like me. And we deserve love to. Only Mexico needs to speak Spanish. Because every other time, we just get judged for not knowing enough Spanish.

And also, Brazil is not a Hispanic country. Yeah, it's not. It's not. Okay, well, let's go to Bianca in Nojo. Bianca. Hey, good morning, y'all. How are you? Good on my way to work.

Are you ready to test your Hispanic heritage? Let's go. Okay. What would you level yourself? A no Savo Hispanic, an advanced Hispanic, an elite level, like right there, Hispanic. Which are here? I would say mid-level. Like, I can talk to my Diaz, but sometimes I forget words.

Same girl. Same. Okay. I like that. I like that. I like that. Okay. We have our Hispanic doctorate.

Okay. Over here. Holder. Angelica, okay. Oh, but no. I just wanted to show you. Oh. For being great.

Okay. Can you please spin? Okay, but go one-on-one on me. No, we can't. We can't choose. Let's go. Capitals. Capitals?

Yes, capital. All right. Maximo is going to tell you a capital. You got to tell us what Hispanic country it is the capital of. Aren't you ready? Yes. Let's go. Okay.

The capital is Managua. What you do? Oh, they seen that song, right? Oh, yeah, my amor. Managua. No, no, no, no, no, no, no computer. Managua is the capital of what Hispanic country? Five, don't Google, four, three, two, one.

Who I know, no say, la verba. Oh, you're so cute. Do he go, Dauggo, you're so cute. Bro, why are you so hard? What do you mean? There's not that many choices. Mexico City. We're not in Mexico City.

That's the answer. Now we've got to be qualified that one. Nicaragua. Nicaragua. See? Managua. Managua? Nicaragua.

That's context. There you go, Angie. I'm mad for her. Now you got it right. Don't hang up. Let's do it. Don't hang up. We got Andrea from Burbank on the line.

Andrea, good news, Andrea. Good morning. Hey. Talked us in the language of love. Okay. Talk to us. mamacita are you ready to test your Hispanic heritage I'm so ready

all right let's go spin the wheel Gregory I'm gonna give me an easy one though what is it what is it flags it's flagged flags no big

it's okay Vic is just as nervous as you are because he didn't prep this category yeah okay Vic what are you gonna do explain to her I'm gonna describe this flag oh my God

and I'm gonna give you the colors and I'm gonna give you the colors and I'm gonna give you the thing in the middle. What? Don't give her the thing in the middle. Please, she's a listener. She might be taken.

Okay. And then she has to guess which country it is, right? That's what you have to do. And I say what I say. Okay, all right. The colors are red and yellow. And then there's a, like a crown type thing in the middle.

What country? is it? What is Spanish What is it? He's red and yellow with the crown in the middle. Yeah. Spanish?

Yes. Yes. Okay, but say it in your voice. Oh, yes. Monster, mash. No, no, say it is your Spanish. I didn't prep. Spanish.

Oh. Oh. All right. Thanks for letting us know. Congrats, girl. Congrats, congrats. Victor didn't prep for his category. And he just got the Spain flag that he got from the Brownback Olympics.

That Jose handed to him. Thank you, Jose. I appreciate it. We got Tina in Long Beach. We got Tina. Tina. Hi, good morning, guys. Hi, how are you?

Good. I'm glad you called. My guys love you. acting all crazy. All right, are you ready to spin the wheel of Hispanic her and take one? Are you ready? Yes, yes.

Okay, spin it Greg. Oh my gosh. Yeah. What is it? We'll go to translation. Translation. Yes. I'm going to give you, how, well, how good is your Spanish?

Um, so, so, so, meio, medio, it's mero, mero, it's mero, Maso men, oh yeah. Mero, mero. Mero. You are you're just learning together here.

Okay? It's okay. Okay. What level, if you had to be like a level Hispanic, are you a nosavo? Are you in advance? Like, are you a novella Hispanic? Or are you like a doctorate Hispanic like Angelica? No, I watch novellas.

I work, I'm the translator, but it's not that great. Okay, well you can have to translate this. I'm kidding. You're gonna have the translation. like this. I'm better than everyone else there, I guess. Yeah. It's okay.

I've had to translate some things, and I'm like, why did you guys choose me? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready? I'm going to give you a word in Spanish.

You're going to tell me what it means in English, okay? Okay. The word is Tobillo. Tobio. Oh, it's a body part. Mm-hmm. Is it like the... Five, four, four, three.

Three, two, one. The ribs? Hold on one second. And did you know what it is? Yeah. Why do you know what it is, Angelica? This is the first time I've ever seen that word in my life. Yeah.

She's wrong. That's mean. I only know because a solvador told me. See? All right. Tobio is ankle, baby girl. Yeah. Rib is costia, no?

Yeah. Oh, it's okay. I don't know that because I eat. Custillas. Translate this. I'm going to give you another chance. Hey? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. What is apio? Salary! Yay! All right, hold on the line. Hold on the line. She's so cute.

For the record, I never heard Tobio in my life. And how does your mom use that for you? Like, my ankle hurts. Yeah. Yeah. And what did the sovador? The Salvador told me Emmis to Ville needs fixing.

He said, Kla. Yeah. Are you good for two weeks? Yeah. Well, let's just hook everyone that calls. Yeah. You go to Anna-huh.

Because the other one's lost and we're like she lost. Yeah. Might as well. See you in Anna. Look, you can get your tickets now. At Power 106.com, it's going to be a good time. Maybe we'll have our Hispanic heritage wheel over there too, okay? This was hilarious.

We should. Yeah, we should. Um, can you just for funzies describe another. flag and then let's see if we can guess. Okay, so there is a... Oh my God. So it's like, it's like yellow and then it's blue and then it's red. And then in the middle there's like an eagle, like grabbing the earth. Columbia.

No. Yellow, blue, red. Yeah. Ecuador. Stop. Yes. The marine flag. What?

Yeah. Why do you know? There's eagles in Ecuador? Yeah. I thought it was only Mexico in the U.S.A. Yeah. In the middle of the flag. Wow.

Yeah. Okay. All right. We're getting there. We're getting there. Hey. Sambra Sala with Angie. I got in trouble for giving away too much tickets to brown bag mornings after Dark Monster Mash.

Ramona says that I can't give him out the way that I'm giving out that you have to be the caller. But we want everyone there. That's the thing. And see, this is the thing that I thought it's my party and I could give it out to see who I want to whoever. I know there's rules that I'm on it but these are my friends These are my people They love us

To be you to you So just so you guys know I can't do that anymore We want everybody there though That's the thing Well Greg See the good thing about this is that they can buy their tickets Right now at power 106.com

True Or Or we'll still give in away guestless spots Yeah Our guestless How many do each of? I don't know. We'll give away to Mona's first and she's the one being me.

Yeah. Oh, Roshina. You and the gang can come. Yeah. The gang. Yeah. Raider gang. Yeah, sure.

Definitely nine your gang. It's SF. All right. All right. All right. Oh, me. Yeah. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. All right. But listen, Mukie Beth is out of you giving usher a warning about his wife. Uh-oh. What? Not usher wife, but like, Mookiee Betts's wife.

Uh-huh. So, uh, Mrs. Betts? Yes. Hi. So Mookiee Betts, he was miced up like at the last game, I believe on Sunday, right? And they were asking him like, oh, we saw you with Usher. Like, you guys met.

What were you guys talking about? And so this is when he gave Usher the warning, like, stop. Don't even get a neighbor in my wife. Yeah. It was a good meeting. And I told him, I was able to go to his, the last show. And, you know, he goes around and, you know, he serenades the women. And I'm like, this is awesome.

Like watching, seeing women melt. And then I told him, I was like, man, listen, Usher, I mess with you the long way, the longest of long way. But if you come over here and try and serenade my wife, I'm throwing elbows at you, dog. I told him I'm diving on him immediately. You can't throw elbows at him. It's just to know those videos, bro. We do.

And he won't get over it, like, with the bullpen and everybody that's in it, like, on the Dodgers. They're going to make Usher, like, all of their walkout songs. They'll count you. That'll be funny. Athletes pound each other the worst. Yeah. It is. Yeah.

You don't want that. It's like the batting practice they're going to be playing Usher, the DJ. Yes. Yeah. Wow. She did that. Yeah.

He was telling them because apparently like Usher, he's going to be here at the Intuit zone September 21st, right? Mm-hmm. And so the person asked, boom, uh, Mookie Betts, like, okay, well, then what did Usher say that he's going to back down? But he's like, no, he actually responded back. Listen. Did he say, don't worry. That's not going to happen? No, he had the confidence to tell me, hey, I'm going back out on tour, so there's another chance.

I'm like, hold on wait. I should not. But you know it is what it is. He got to do what he got to do. Oh, he's going to do what he's going to do? He must be stopped. Yeah. Well, at first he's saying, like, yeah, I'm going to throw elbows, but things like, oh, it is what it is.

Yeah. No, he's at that point. He's the drumbows. Yeah. And it's September. It's like peak time for, like, him to be focused on the game. Yeah. The last thing he has to worry about is Usher.

Yeah. He has to worry about literally making it to October, Blue October vibes, right? No, literally, yeah. So he has to not focus on Usher. Yeah. Usher, who sent you? Oh, my God. Who sent you, Usher?

Yeah. Distraction. He got to tell his wife, hey, he didn't put us on the guest list. Oh, so not let her go? I hope they have a game that day, and then she has to choose between going to the Usher show and going to the Dodger game. Drama, wait. No. When's he, when he's he?

September 21st. September 21st. They for sure have a game. They for sure have a game. Let's see. They do. They do. They do.

Oh, man. He's going to be gone. He's going to be checking his phone the whole time. Like, what's wrong with Mookie? Very distracted. He got it bad right now. Yeah. Yeah.

He got it. Scrolling with the homies. Geregoal and Gregorio. Flippy. I almost, I mixed up my, I was going to say, Giole Maximo. That's for that child of mine. But you are not the Giovolet.

You are just. Gregorio. I apologize, Maximo. That is my special greeting to you. Thank you for that. I just say, we'll big. Well, I love the internet because we can turn anything bad and make it into fun music. I don't know if everything. Yes. We all know what former president Donald Trump said about the cats and dogs. What did he say about the cats and dogs? If you don't know, this is exactly what he said. I'll play you a little snippet. They're eating the dogs, the people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country

Yeah, that's what he said right then later. He was talking about Haitian immigrants in the city of I believe Springfield, Ohio It turns out that there was no evidence to that matter and then he switched it up at a rally and said it's actually the ducks Yeah, so people took this little clip and right took the opportunity to make their own music and mashups with it really yeah What? Oh, you're in for a treat. This guy made a whole cumbia out of it right here. Listen to this. I love my people.

They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. Eat the cat. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. Oh, my body is moving. My hip. My hips.

I can't touch. Yeah. Wait. Okay. Because at first I was like, how do you do that? But then we also have songs like Gato Bolado. Yeah. Yeah.

Of course this is a song. Eat the cat? I eat the cat. Whoa. See, you're doing what he's the cuisy. Some people, like, they did a little mashup which was cool. Like, listen to this. Eating, they're eating.

Oh, God. They're eating. They're eating. That's those first cool. No. Yeah. The original flavor. The cumbia.

The cumbia. One, I think there's no topping that one. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. Eat the cat. Eat the cat. They're eating the dogs. Oh.

Oh. I was like, you know what? I feel like you can make my own version of this. Wait, you? Better than this. But not a cumbia, but like I can mash something up together. And I decided to do it to this one. With you Donald Trump mashed up, you matched up Donald Trump?

Yes. Wow. Yes. And suddenly we ended up at the brown. Wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on. You mashed up Donald Trump eating of animals. With Vicks.

Monster Vash? Yes. Okay, I'm scared. All right, go, go. And suddenly we ended up at the Brown Bag Live. They're eating the dogs. Brownback Morning's Monster Mashed. They're eating the cats.

Hoping in a lie. They're eating the dogs. Bram back morning's Mastormazh. They're eating. With your tickets or get them online. Eating, eating the dogs. Eating, eating the cats. feeding

the dogs eating the dogs eating we're not going to be eating any dogs or cats dogs maximum don't do that with you Yorkie

please oh my gosh you're showing that the only dogs we're eating are hot dogs and the only cats that get ate are okay

after the show yeah after the show I love it. Can we do a music video for it? Oh, my music videos do amazing. Okay, well, I can't play Trump because I'm already mean. But you're like that.

We just got to bring all that Angie's cats. Yeah. There you go. And New Yorkie. And New Yorkie. I love it. Please play it again. This is exclusive it.

Make it exclusive. This is an exclusive eating the cats, eating the dogs. Featuring Rosecrans, Big, Brown Bag, Monster, mash right here holding out power 106 writer let's go and suddenly we ended up at the brown bag line they're eating the dogs brown morning's monster mass they're eating the cats happening in a night they're eating the dogs they're eating morning's monster mash they're eating with your tickets or get them online eating eating eating the dogs eating eating the cats my god i love eating eating eating eating eating The dogs.

Eating the cats. Amazing. Amazing. I love it. Yum. Yum. This is it. It's a hate.

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