Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 307 Illegitimate Ninos Brown Bag Mornings (09/27/24)

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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Not come to daddy. Happy Friday, come to Daddy. Happy Friday. Come to Daddy. September 27th. Good morning to you. It's Friday. It's payday.

Yeah. I look a little bit more fresh, a little bit more happy. The deputy level is just a little bit up today. I know you're feeling that I'm on it. I want to keep in shining. I don't even care who is late today. All right. I know.

I wanted to talk to you. I know. I want to talk to you guys about the Batman, the star. The generic Batman? Remember I told you which Batman is going to show up? Because there's none of the actors as Batman showed up. Like the ones that we know, like, Ben Affle wasn't dressed up as Batman. It was literally like they got the Hollywood.

They got the guy from Hollywood Hollywood United States. I was about to say the guy from Venice Beach. Yeah. To the gym. I got his legs or. I did not know Batman wore knee pads. Whoever was behind that suit, like you didn't deserve. it, big dogs.

He's right there. Like, people are thanking him. He's like, oh, my God. Congratulations, Batman. He's like, thank you all my God. Thank you, thank you very much. He's too tight. And they even used, like, the old school Batman, like, costume.

No fake abs, nothing. No, it was like the Adam West version of, like, the 60s. Now it was Trippina. I remember when we talked about how he's going to get his style. I'm like, what's going to happen? Yeah. How is he going to pop out. They should have every version.

That would be. Like the super duels. Like the super doucy. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. That's one of the best. Yeah, he is.

But yes, Greg, the knee pads trip me out. Yeah. Because I'm like, why is this? Yeah, since when the team are there? You have to check it out. Only knee pads. Yeah, I mean, it's because they want him to appear like he's like, has strong knees. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, maybe because he's like a nice physique, you know what I mean? Maybe he had to bend, you know how you had to bend down for the star? Yeah, yeah. Bro, get a Batman that can bend down, dog. Yeah, get bent. Yeah, get bent. He could bend down. Yeah, bro.

It was a trip. But, hey, that's L.A. for you. The Batman got to start. And then he had to finish his shift on the boulevard. That was insane. Maybe this knee pads. Maybe he does a thing where he slides and then, like at the horse. Like at the horse?

Yeah. That's great. Yeah. That is funny. Yeah. That's peak Hollywood. It is. Like, peak, Batman got a star and he had knee pads on.

Whatever that dude is. He's going to tell people that he has a star. Yeah. Look at me. That he hasn't stopped. Yes. They're like, when we were here.

That's me. I'm behind the mask. I'm Batman. That's crazy. The other day I was at, who's texting us? Oh, is it? Who's texting us?

What is it? That you? What is it? Mona? I can text you if you want. I could say, good morning. Yeah, nobody really texted.

It wasn't me. I don't have any text. It wasn't me. No messages. Who done it? We're really. 17 minutes ago. We're really suspicious of each other in this room.

Who did it? The other day I was, that amoeba music, right? I was picking up posters. So then I saw Nipsey's stars right there. And then I kept walking and there's a guy that will put your name on a blank star. Like if you have a star. And I was like, it was very touristy.

But I'm usually like, oh, that's very tourist. When I saw that, I'm like, please take a picture of me. You know what? When I saw the photo of you do that, I was like, has letti never been to Hollywood? Never. Wait, shut up. That's always for the thing. I was so happy, Angie.

I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Me neither. I thought you were. No, you know who? I thought you took a photo next to the character of Fast and the Furious Letty. And I was like, oh, that's so cool.

And I'm like, they're going to have to like change that one when Letti gets her star. Br, literally, I'm like, take a pay. I'll sit down. Bro, he did a video. Oh my God. It's the stupidest video. Like he goes in from another star and then he like pans up to me and there I am with my fake little trophy. I was going to say, are you need the trophy next?

Yeah, you have your name on it? Oh, my God. Yeah, exactly. These pools don't know. Yeah. I have very powerful manifesting powers, okay? So watch what it happens. When I saw you do it, I was like, oh, I get what she's doing.

But I really thought it was the Fast and the Furious Letty star. You guys are annoying. So now it's my friend's saber. I was like, letty is hilarious. You're annoying. You are annoying. No, I did it. I did.

I did it. But it was like even those, it's those letters from like Michaels. It's just like literally letters. It looks pretty real in the picture. Thank you, Annie. See? The most gullible person we know. Hey, he makes bank.

It was $10. It was $10. He put your name on the star. You take a photo like if you're there, like you sit on gross Hollywood like sidewalks. You can take a picture. It looked pretty clean on the picture too. He lets you choose the little logo too and everything.

Yes. Super cute. Whatever. I'm going to just side with Vig that it's letty here and Passes and Furious. If we're giving characters. Stars now. Yeah. And not the actual actors.

Yeah. I thought that. I'm like, wow, that's so cool. She found it. Yeah. You can buy anything right there on Hollywood Boulevard. How do you know? Literally.

Like what? Like what? Literally. They have prop money there. Like hundreds of thousands of fake money. I'm like, isn't this illegal? Yeah. What do you use the prop money to buy?

Yeah. What do you buy with that probably? Yeah. We'll find out next. We can be here. It's part 106. Lies. Happy RAD.

Happy Friday. Red flag. Red flag, everybody. That's a red flag. Big red flag. Red flag? Or false alarm. It's Rose Gransvik,

your red flag expert. Yes, he is. All right, look, we're getting to the bottom of this one. Red flag or false alarm. She stopped commenting hearts on my photos. So that means she had started. She had started, then she stopped.

You got to start to stop. Who's your commenting on now? Exactly. We have Carlos from Long Beach on line one that's going to help us decide. Carlos. Carlos. What up?

What up? Buenos dears. Buenos dea. Buenos dia. How are you guys doing? Okay. We're good. What do you think about this?

Is this a red flag? I'm not sure about that. You know, I feel her heart pulse every time I'm deep inside her. You know what I'm saying? No. That's a...

Ha'ala. What pass that, Carlos? Yeah, I might have been able to keep that coming to you. Yeah. I thought that was my move. The pulse? Nope. Nobody?

All right. Oh, my God. False alarm. Power 106, brown bag mornings. Good morning to you. And you eat the... Good morning. You do that you.

Good morning to you, too. It's Friday. Bro, when I opened my door, it was just the fog. Yeah. Oh, well, that's scary. And I was like, hey, dad, come here. And he's like, oh, me, he's like, oh, me, help be careful. So, be careful, everybody.

Yes, be careful. If the fog is in your area or, like, in your way while you're driving, just be very careful. Yeah, and try not to use your high beams because you don't know. It, like, reflects back. Yeah. That almost got, like, three accidents on the way over here. Yeah, so you're going to be careful, bro. Yeah, people just forget how to drive.

Yeah, you have to drive slow, homie. Yeah, drive slow. My car has auto high beams. Excuse me how. Auto high beams? Oh, my too. Because it looks like you need it. Yeah.

You definitely need your high beams. You just don't know if you're alone on the road or not. Yeah. Then you mess up other people. Have you guys ever driven in like a cloud and then you don't know what's in front of you? That's scary. Yes. So scary.

Isn't that what fog is? Yeah, but like sometimes it's literally like you can't see like tan in front of you. There was a super thick. Coming from the casino, there's like a road that's just two ways, and it's long and windy. And it was all like literally just clouds. And I was like, well, you just have to pray. I hope I make it. And we don't get snow, but snow gets like that for people.

You know, like there's rain. Sometimes it rains so hard. You can't really see it in front of you. Snow is worse because it's just pounding down. Yeah. And then you can't see anything in front of you. It's crazy. Yeah, drive carefully out there.

We appreciate you. Drive slower. More time with us. Boom. Yeah. Yes, that is true. We have a shout-outs. Yes, we do have shout-outs.

Kathy wants to shout out her niece, Jocelyn, for committing to Cal State, L.A. Come on. She's been focused on, she's been focused on training and dedicated to working hard. We're also proud of you. And can you shout out her mom, Claudia, for making all the sacrifices she had to raise such a superstar. That's cool. Yeah. Alejandro wants to shout out his son, A.D.

A.K.A. Baby Drow for having a great week at school. And also, he wants to shout out. wants a birthday shout out as well. It's his birthday on Monday. Alejandro's birthday. Alejandro! Shout out, Aiden. Baby Drew.

Happy birthday to Risa. She's turning 29 today. That's so cute. What does Risa? What does Risa mean in English, Greg? Do you sonrisa. No, Risa. Just singing a song.

You're good. You're right there. You're right there. What does it feel like it means to you? Something with the flower. No. It's just you're just thinking about her. What does Risa mean to you?

Heart of something. Heart? Heart is Khorazone. So Risa, you know, so Risa. Okay, so what does Risa mean? Tu Risa. Me Gusa. Not Riz.

Yeah, I'll say that to. No, not that. Something of your face. Close. Close, sort of. Angelica. It's a laugh. Yes.

Risa? Yeah. That's funny. It's cute. Shout out to Lisa. That's a cute. Yeah. She's 30 29 today.

Aw. Happy birthday to Jeremiah. His gift from her, I forgot the name. His gift from the girl, give him a shout out. Yeah. And his dad,

his gift is Brown Bag Morning's Monster Match tickets. Oh. Jeremiah, I hope this is A. No Fun, Jeremiah. That's the kid that, oh, wanted to dance.

It's a no fun. It's crazy. It's a wild point. We will see you at Brown Bag morning. Yes. Oh, that's going to be so fun. It is. Mario wants to give his son Julian a happy birthday shout out as well.

He is turning 12. Come on, Julian. Happy birthday, bro. And that's it for a shout-out. Happy birthday to you guys. Feliz Cumpalinos. At thee. What's the word?

Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. The word is, Playboy Cardi and the weekend's new song is finally out and I'm going to play it for y'all nice all right look so uh this song timeless by playboy cardi and the weekend is finally out and they've been previewing this song for a few weeks they even caused like a mini riot in salpalo brazil no way they performed it a couple weeks ago the weekend had a performance out there and he's like i got a special guest for y'all playboy carty rha and like

the crowd went insane because the song isn't like wasn't out yet and they performed it but it has a lot of energy sounds really good so far i'm gonna play you guys a snippet of playboy cardi's part listen of this. I feel like I'm in a video. Look, the song is actually produced by Farrell. Oh, wow. Did it start with the four beats? Yes, it did.

Yeah, and it's going to be on the weekend's new album titled Hurry Up Tomorrow, which will complete the trilogy of After Hours and Don FM, the two albums. that he's dropped recently. And now I'm going to play y'all little snippet of the weekend's verse. All right, listen to this. I got that vibe. Yeah, that was a lot. Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

Toxic vibe. Too much for me, brother. The toxic vibe. I love it. Yes, all right. Okay, so look, Costco is saying that Diddy is lying in bulk. Huh? Look, so Costco has been forced to set the record straight regarding claims that Diddy purchased a massive amount of baby oil from their stores. Yeah.

So Diddy's lawyer was asked by a reporter where he got a thousand bottles of baby oil. Yeah. And this was his response. Listen to this. I don't think it was a thousand. I think it was a lot. I mean, there's a Costco right down the street. you know, I think Americans buy in bulk, as we know. And, you know, this is consensual adults, doing what consensual adults do. You know, we can't get so puritanical in this country to think that somehow sex is a bad thing because if it was, there'd be no more people.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. This guy is well. True lawyer speak. Right. Hey, you found one. You know, you'd always find a lawyer that, like, believes in you. That guy believes in Ditty.

Or money. He said it. I get money. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, back in my day, that was just called six, not freak off. Yeah. Back in the 60s. You know, he literally said that in the 70s.

Yeah, but anyway, so according to TMZ... The only thing you bought in bulk was workers. Yeah. That's crazy. It's true or not true, Jose. I've shot that Costco my whole life and I don't think I've ever seen baby. No. No, oh, yeah.

Oh, it's actually in the back left. I'm glad to say that because according to TMZ, a spokesperson for Costco said that No stores in the U.S. sell baby oil. And if you search their website right now, you will not find baby oil. They only sell hair cleansing gel for babies, but it's not baby oil. I don't know about that one. I believe it. No, I believe it.

I go to every aisle in Costco. And I'm going to tell you right now. If you have a baby, one bottle of baby oil is good. You don't need bulk of certain things. One bottle is bulk. But you just said that stores are saying that they're not selling baby oil. No, Costco. Costco doesn't.

Get it at the right aid. Okay, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so they had to be like, hey, don't, you didn't get it from us. You must have had a reseller's license. No. Bulk order, yes. No stores in the U.S., but in Mexico.

Like, where did they get the actual bulk by? They wanted to distance themselves so much, you know, so far from that whole story. Yeah, like, yeah, they don't want. Not about us. Yeah, exactly. That's going to be funny if they're dragged into going to court. They have to testify. Like, why am I here, bro?

This is our inventory list. Here you go. Oh, man. That's crazy. But if you guys want to buy cleaning supplies, this is a place to come. And this is not even as the trial has started. You know, they're saying that Diddy wants to testify for himself. Oh, yeah.

Often, like, not, like, I watch hella Dateline, you guys. Yeah, I could tell. Yeah. This is a big, this, my ears are burnt. You guys don't even know. What this is. That's like the show with like the arms are cut off. The legs are cut off.

I love this show. But okay, when someone does something, right, and they're narcissistic, they often feel like they can fool everyone. And they need to be on that stage so they can have another chance to fool everybody. Oh, a chance to act.

No, because they feel like they could play you. Like, if I just say it, forget my lawyers. They're not doing it right. If I just say it, then I'll be able to like make you guys understand. Especially if everything that's being alleged It's true.

Yeah. Because he's been doing it in front of us for how many years. Yeah. And even talking about it and we just like never took those words literal, you know? Yeah. And how many things did he get away with before? Reportedly, allegedly, all of that until he's tried in the court of law. Right.

But yeah, yeah. It's just a trip that this isn't even going to court yet and there's still like the debunks and like it's still, it's still prosecution and defense and like the witness is Costco. Like, hey. I don't know what the storyline is. He's like out of everything. It's like the baby. Why didn't they mention the freaking baby oil? Not everybody is on the baby oil.

The baby oil is distraction. Yeah. Yeah, it's been definitely. There's TikTok videos of like it's not really baby oil. What? Oh my God. No, there's TikTok like the whole little investigations of what it really could be. No, I'm serious.

This is turning into that movie, Lettie. It's the movie. It's turning into that movie. No, I saw it. You guys. Oh, blink twice. Oh, my God. What is it?

What's that good movie? Not a baby oil. What is it? So it's like it's some type of, uh, uh, I think it's called GHB or something. No, it's like legit. People have done, like, research because it comes off as a clear liquid. It has, like, I guess, symptoms of helping you feel you for it.

Yes, yes, and free and also forgetful of things that could have happened to me. All I'm saying. Oh, my God. Start getting your snake venom now. Oh, God. Get your snake venom right now. True. Because in the movie, but if you haven't watched it, we told you to watch it and you didn't.

It's your bad. The snake oil makes you remember everything. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. So it's a trip, dog. So, yeah, just. This is turning into it.

Why else would they be showing bottles of baby oil unless it wasn't really baby oil? Yeah. And then look, he's like, if he used so much baby oil, we'd see celebrities leaving his house all. Greasy. Yeah. Do you get them saying? They'd look like that one video. I feel bad for the housekeepers.

I know. And have you ever had baby oil on your hands? It takes forever to even wash it off. Yeah. Yeah, you look all crazy. How do they clean the rooms? They need to start investigating them, the mates. They know all that.

lot. No. They know a lot. But what do you mean? I'm investigating. But like, I'm talking to say. Usually the housekeepers, you know, our Tias and. And you know, they'll be like, no, no, no, speaking.

Yeah. Oh, true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You're not. Orange County. Yeah. They're trying to get the Tias in trouble. This is my town. Not yours.

No. No stuff. He's not. Yeah. And she has a lot of cats. Yeah. Yeah, check out she's house. And if you were like one, we are giving them away, just saying.

Are you good neighbors? Peter. Stop breeding them. Stop me. That's my sister. You can ask her. Okay. That was your word on Rosecrans.

Brasley by Lowe's for the California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Crans, Victor Brownback Mornings. This is all jokes, by the way. And she doesn't even live with her people. She literally just lives with herself and one cat. She's allergic to cats. I don't even like cats. There are no zoning issue.

No, no, yeah, no overcrowdy. No overcrowdy, no extra brew. Don't ask where the trees came from, nothing. Don't ask about the trees. Don't ask about that redwood in the backyard. Magically appeared. Really? She has a Christmas tree barn in the backyard.

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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esed? Don't you know I'm local? Yeah, we are. Don't you know this is Dodger Town? Yeah. Dodger baseball. West Champs, baby.

Let's go. Barely. After their series with the Padres, beating them two to one in their series. Not surprising. You guys got the first game. Barely. Stop.

But barely is better. nothing. It don't matter if you went by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning. Said Torreto. Actually, you know what the funny part about Greg saying barely? Before we were on, he said, I don't know why it made me so happy to see Otani happy. I mean, it's Otani.

He's really a Dodger fan. No, it's because Otani's been in a sorry team this whole time. Sure, but. No disrespect. To who? He's been on the Angels. So he's never seen, he's never seen a playoff ever, ever in his M&B career. So it's like, oh, wow.

She's a fairly new MLB career. Like, he's, chill. He's like six, seven years. Yeah, that's been a lot. I feel like Greg has a closet where his odd Dodger gear and he has candles and he's all every guy. He's a closet. He opens it, breathing.

And it goes to that. No, no, no, no. Just an Otany fan. I love baseball. Sports. Didn't you go to a party that was Dodger? And I wore a WrestleMania Dodgers jersey? Still Dodgers.

It said WrestleMania. Nope. But it'll say Dodgers. Shout out to the Dodgers. We'll see you Blue October. It's going to be a great time. And shout out to Otani, like you said. This is his first appearance in the playoffs, and I think he's going to do great.

Yeah, it looks super happy. I was like, wow, it would make me a little emotion. I was like, all right. So sad. It's going to be, you guys going to be out the first round anyway, so it doesn't really matter. So annoying. We're talking about his, the ball. The 50-5.

It's going to auction. Today. Why are you so happy about this? No, because you see the price of it? Yeah, $500. $500,000. Yeah. $500,000.

Yeah. $500,000. So that makes you wonder, the guy that caught it sold it sold it? No, he put it up. Auction. Wouldn't he have to sell it to the auction house? No, so he's partnering with an auction. I think they take like a percentage.

And then so that's what's who. That's how he didn't do it. That's a lot of time. I'm very happy for the LA Dodgers. It feels good. This is a good feeling season. But often the seasons do feel this great and then something. You're a manifest.

We're a manifest. Because a lot of the Dodgers fans were worried because we won the first game. No one was worried. Literally, as you were cheering, Vic said, that's fine. The second game, you guys were all stressed. All of you guys were stressed because the week healthy was so good. If you remember clearly, Greg, like, we're going to lose the next time game two games anyway. No, the second game.

He said that. I said the second game because that's what happened. The third game. Catchers in appearance? Catchers in appearance? Nope. Catchers in a fear. Greg.

We were never scared. We've won the division like 11 years in a row. Yeah, literally 11 of the last 12 years. We were a threat and you got scared. We were never scared. Oh, Mookiee was so scared. He had Tatis on his podcast. He's not a threat.

That's his little brother. A little bro. You know what I'm saying? I like when you do that too. I don't know anything. You need a little more TV time? Come through. I told a shout out my dad.

He's a big Dodger fan and he was literally like, he'll listen to it on the radio. And yesterday he's like, we put it on the TV and I don't know how I had to download an app and screwed it to my mirror or like mirror to the thing. Oh, putting your TV on? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm kidding you were Israeli. I paid for the Chinese contract. It just feels good.

It's like the whole city's getting behind the Dodgers, of course. You know, even like there's like a newscaster that got behind the Dodgers and like had to talk to San Diego and give them a little shout out, you know? Mm-hmm. From the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. Get out of here, Greg!

These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Our first nominee is our very own, Mr. Rosecrans Vick. Yeah. Mr. Roskransvik posted over the weekend a photo where he said, Jersey retired and posted his girl. Yeah, beautiful.

Hard lunch. It's the first time. Hard lunch. Hard-lash. Yeah. No, this is on the profile. On the profile. It hasn't been archived.

Nope. It's still there? From those seats at Dodger Stadium. She hardened it? Yeah. She commented. Yeah. Oh.

She reposted? A little comment. I don't know. I don't think so. Does she post it out her story? No. Hers is coming, right? She's going to do the same thing.

Maybe this week is. She has to post it. She likes me in real life, homie. Yeah. You felt? Inside. Heartpost? Big is her right now.

All right. No, no, I feel what he was saying. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? He's about to cry. I'm not. He's not. They could go their whole relationship

and she never post him and he's going to be fine with that. Yeah, that's perfectly fine. She has posted you on her story or anything? Yeah. Yeah, story. Yeah. But just the feed is.

Yeah. The feed is official. And coming from our very own Mr. Rosecrans Vick. Yeah. That's special. It's special. It's a big deal.

Hanging up the jersey. Very special. All right. Nominy number two. Nominee number two. Mariah is a scientist that went on a podcast. So she is an artist and she is the girlfriend of Young Thug. She went on a podcast with Angel Reese, a WMBA superstar and Lotto and was asked about how it's been dating Young Thug because Young Thug is in jail.

And this is what she said. It's cute. You know, I love him. Is it hard from? being able to, I mean, it's not technically, it's kind of like long distance, but it's not long distance, but it's long distance. It is kind of like that, but I get to see him in court. Period.

So I'll be going to court. Sometimes I fall asleep in there. I just go to breathe his air. I need somebody that obsessed with me. I go to read. Just the reader's air is. She's head of bring news for him. That is what I need right now.

Sounds beautiful. I don't know. She does love him. And then there was also like leaks of their convos, while he was in jail, they baby talk each other. I love it. He's like, that's my best friend, that's my best friend. Oh, the adlibs?

It is. Yeah. Imagine you talk to her in adlibs? Yeah, she's way more simple than me. Come on. Breathe his air? Well, see, the thing with her is that he did it back. Yeah.

Aw. But let's find out. Let's find out. Oh, my. And the sim. of the week is Mr. Rosecrans. Yeah! Vic! Vic! Vic!

Vic! Vic! I love how much Vic loves love. And not gonna lie, this is the... Like, I've seen him through some things, and he seems so happy. He is. You can tell he's more settled down.

And when someone is there as your partner and helps you build that foundation, like, that's why he's less late. You know? Yeah. You know? Ramona's face is right crazy. Ramanah.

He's a thing you don't know Rampona? Well, damn, how late was he before? Exactly. Exactly. You don't know that thing. Vig would literally be so late. Don't tell her. Can you have a victory speech?

Yeah. How does it feel to win simple of the week? I believe, yeah, this might be your second time. No, he's never been on the long ever. Never, never. First time ever. The real love. See, the thing about winning is that it

translates all across your life. So sometimes you win things you don't even want to win. Thank you. What? Let's go. What was that? Sip. Sip.

Sip. Right, guys. It's Paro-O-6. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. All right. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. All right, Greg. Say your order, girl. Sorry, sorry, baby. Max, go.

Hey, Nick. We need our help. I know you were ready. You were going to kill it. You were going to kill it. Just go ahead and say your dang coffee order. What are they doing? Maximo and Angie are addicted to my coffee order.

Yes. It is a venty, brown sugar, shaking espresso, two pumps of vanilla syrup, vanilla cold foam on top, which adds sugar, and then an extra shot of espresso, so it's five shots of espresso. Yeah. And I feel very jittery right now like I needed. Because Angie had it yesterday. and so did Maximo.

And then now they want it again. Okay, so there's Greg's coffee order. So that's like a lot of sugar. And I felt great yesterday. Yeah. They're like scratching their necks right now. All right. I need it.

Okay. Thank you so much. Let me start homie helping over here. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie. Help life Talia needs our help All right She sent us a DM and said Hey Brownback I have Nino slash Nina drama

Okay What? And I need help figuring out what to do So the godparents Two of our children Are a couple Eric and Julie

Well they were a couple Eric is my hubby's friend And I met him And his then girl Julie when I met my husband I hit it off really well With Julie And she has become like a bestie to me

So when we were deciding on godparents, they were a no-brainer. Everything was all good until three years ago. They broke up after getting in too many arguments with each other. It sucked to see them split, but both of them still gave our kids slash their God kids the effort and would put their drama aside at birthday parties and family stuff where they would see each other. Fast forward to this year, Julie has been in a relationship for a year and a half and just got engaged. When we caught up with her about it, she asked me and my husband if the kids can be the real, ring bearer and flower girl. We immediately said yes. Julie has been the best Nina and friend,

but on the right home, my husband and I got into a deeper combo about everything. Eric is his friend and he doesn't want it to seem like we are too happy for Julie being happy with someone else besides Eric. To have them do things, do things for our kids is one thing, but to have us do things for their separate lives is another. My husband says it would be choosing sides if we do this for Julie or even if we attend it all together. I feel like if I tell Julie, no, the kids won't be a part of it, we will hurt her and strain the relationship with her and the kids. I also think my husband is concerned about Eric because he hasn't really moved on. He dates around but isn't settled.

And when he's drunk, he talks about Julie. Oh, I miss it. She didn't have fought with her over the remote. Come back. I knew where the Roku was all the time. She said, what should we do? Let our kids be a part of their Nina's wedding. or not even go at all because their Nina will be hurt.

Dang. Dang. Not Nino versus Nina. I know. No. No. Yeah. So it's a no-no for them to go to their Nina's wedding.

I don't know. I don't see anything wrong with it. Like, just how, like, that couple would put their, like, drama aside for the kids. I think,

like, the parents of the kids. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with you, but I still understand. It's easier said than done. Yeah.

You have to put your eagle aside on this one. Because let's say you and your man are the godparents to my kids. You guys break up. He moves on and says, hey, I want the boys to be a part of my wedding with another girl that's not Angie. That's crazy, Angelica. You'd be her. You would be so hurt because these are my little babies that. Because even when Eric, Eric was the friend of the husband.

That's like the connection of. But that's not her new bestie. She said it herself. Yeah. But I mean, they can just tell Eric. Like, hey, bro, when you, like, stop being miserable and crying over Julie. But that's the thing. Like, we got you on your wedding, too.

Like, they'll do the same thing. He doesn't. He hasn't found someone. Yeah, but he wants his old thing back. That's why. He's heard about it. It's too late. It's too late.

It's too late. That's too late. That's Eric's best home me. I mean, that the husband's, yeah, I think he's often. Oh, you're not Catholic come. No, I'm just wondering, like, does this happen that often? Well, usually, I feel like they break up and you choose one of them. Because it's crazy.

To me, it's like, man. It's like an. additional drama. Yeah, this is a divorce. It's kind of, especially since 50% of marriages end in divorce, it's probably your best bet to get one person

from one side and one person from another and them not be together. Okay, see, that's the thing too, but also like, on, like, I think it's my husband, he thinks that you should be a couple. No. Like, morally it should be. Morally, it should be a couple.

Yeah, but it's like, it's a risk. Modernly. Yeah. That's how I'm different household. Okay, to me, that's how we always did it. It was like a couple already married to avoid that drama. That's supposed to represent. But let's say they break up?

Yeah. Because you're supposed to represent like that holy. Goodness. All that. The Nina to my goddaughter is never been a couple. I don't plan to be ever. Well, you with them. You don't plan.

No, but let's say you had a girlfriend at that time. Yeah. I don't, I did. Okay. And they didn't choose it because it's not like, well, because it's not set in stone. Like 100% you guys aren't married. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Actually, that did happen. Well, that's happening in my family So my sister-in-law, she has kids And then their godparents split But then they're there at all the functions or whatever I don't know neither of them has moved on though I think they still they're talking again I'm gonna work out

I want to experience the godparent life Can I just be someone's god parent? Yeah I think you have to do Catholic stuff Yeah you have to do like a class I'm available guys No I want to experience the godfather life

You have to say a thousand our fathers You wanted to do it, like, Osario. That's not even how it goes. That's not even how it goes. Yeah, you have to take a class, and then you have to go this and that. There's a lot. Yeah. You get baptized.

I had to do it, and I fell asleep. Okay. So you're the godfather of a kid? Yes, my brother's daughter. And then there's a girl. Who's that? That is my brother's baby mama, her sister. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's cute. Yeah. So you fell asleep during the be present speech, huh? All the seminars. Oh, like the classes. The classes. You fell asleep during your duties as a godfather because you're not dead. They gave you all the secrets to be a good godfather and you just right through it.

Still the best godfather out there. No, you're not. Clearly this guy is the best. Yeah, he is. Because it seems, okay, Eric and Julie, these are the godparents of this couple's kids. They're there at the parties. They put their drama aside. They hang, like, there's probably awkwardness.

They probably went through their breakups, their heartbreak, all of that. But we're like, no, these are our godchildren. Yeah. Let's be there for them. But now Julie's like, hey, moved on. Getting married. These godchildren that I love, I want them to be a part of my wedding. Yeah, they look at her like, oh, Tia, Nina.

Exactly. But then on the other end, the Nino is like, bruh, like, you guys, she's only even the godmother because of me. I get it, but like, Eric got to get over it. You're my friend. You got to get over her. He's got to pull up to the wedding playing with Romero Santos, just in a lot of boombox. Boom, get her back. That's it, bro.

I can only think put it in our terms. I love this little fart place over here. I love him. He gets a girl. I'm probably going to have nice feelings towards her. Right. Yeah. Be nice.

Let's say they break up and she, because me and her get along so well, she invites me to her next wedding. I would feel like I'm dissing my guy. Oh, my God. Yeah, but there's not. Greg, stop being soft. But that's why even the man is like, even the husband's like, we probably shouldn't even go to the wedding.

It would seem like if we're like fan de surelation without our homey. Or how about the wife just takes him and he goes and hangs out with Eric? No, just in general should not go. Oh, yeah. You want to miss a wedding? I mean, wedding's blow anyway. So then why do you go to the kids? So, yeah, just like, okay, look, you know what?

You take the kids. I'm going to go hang out with Eric. That's my dog. That's my boy. He's going to be down bad that day. I'm going to be there for him. Take a trip. That's good.

We're going to be at the bar, pisteando. You know what I'm saying? And then Eric says, let's go over there, bro. And then he's going to be crying about her. He's going to see me. He'll be over there. He'll be over there. He's going to cry the whole time.

No, but you're going to be there with them. I want to see my God kids. And you know, these are like the initial convos. Yeah. Because I don't even know if the girls asked her for like, who's going to the bridesmaid going to be. If you were saying you became a bestie with this girl and your kids are part of the wedding, you're probably going to be asked.

Brides may do bride's proposals. They do the proposals. Oh, that's a surprise. Yeah. That might be too far. That might be too far. But it's not to you. No, but they're like, that's her homegirl in the same.

That's her home girl. That's not like, like, I don't know. They're friends. That's her homegirl that they met through Eric. Yeah. Oh, that hurts. I want to DJ this. You don't feel left behind so bad if you're Eric.

Well, okay, it depends, like, how this lady is, you know, because if this is her, was her second wedding, you know, like, if it's just like a couple of years. It's not her second wedding. I think they just broke up, yeah. Don't put extras on Julie. She's a great Nina. Literally. Yeah, I'm just saying.

We don't know. Like, Julie, if she has a really good friend, she could be around for the third one and the fourth one. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. She's ruined the whole wedding. Take him as a plus one. All right, we need Nino-Nina experience. Says the guy whose godparents are his grandparents.

Yep. We're still together. Yeah. There's not going to get out. We got the G-code. And guess who's the godparent of Lilavik is? My dad. No way.

He's not going to where. That should not be allowed. Who's the Nina? Hmm. He asked Lonina. We'll find out next. Why am I blanking on this? Come back to me later.

It's written down somewhere. 818, 52059. Let's help out baby girl Talia. She's going through it. Nino-nina drama, okay? No, no, ninon-n-na. I want to DJ this wedding to see what happens. To see what Eric was in?

Yeah. Bro, here is here. Sit next to him, ease drop. You're so annoying. All right, check this out, Rumi. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.

I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Talia wants to know if it's a no-no to go to her Nina's, her kids' Nina's wedding. What? We saw what you tried to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Good job, good job.

The effort was half credit. Yeah, so Talia and her man, they have kids, and two of the kids have the same godparents. It was a couple. They're a couple no longer. Their names are Eric and Julie. Eric is the homie of the husband. So that's why they even consider them. But Talia got close with Julie.

Like, she's like, dude, this is perfect. The godparents, the parents get along, there's no drama until there was drama. And the godparents split up. Okay. Now, the godmother, both of them, by the way, have, like, kind of put their drama aside. They'll still see each other at parties. Maybe there's tension. But yeah, they love their little.

There's little godkids. Yeah. True. When it's like the after hours at the parties and tracts and margotulikor starts playing. He's the last one there. Yeah, for sure, for sure. For sure. You know what I'm talking about?

In the garage. Somebody sleeps over. Yeah. Sleeps over. So then she gets into a relationship. They broke up three years ago. A year and a half, a year and a half ago she gets with someone. They proposed to her now she's getting married.

When the couple catches up with her, Talia and her, man. Yeah. They're like, oh my God, congratulations. She's like, oh my God, can the kids come out in the wedding? No. I want the flower girl and the ring bear. I love my babies. Like, they're my godchildren. And they were like, yeah, of course. But on the way home, they're like, hey, babe, I don't know if we should. It didn't sound like they said, yeah. It sounded like Julie. Like Talia said, yeah. And then her man was like, hey, I didn't tell to tell you this, a friend of her. But he's like, if we were to have the kids in the wedding, It would be like we're choosing sides, babe.

Like that we are encouraging her to not be with Eric, right? To move on a year and a half after. Yeah. Yeah, that's so quick. How can you get married a year after, huh? This would all be avoided if Talia was just like, get your own kids. She would have just said that. No, she would have just said that.

This would all been avoided. Yeah. She could have just bought time and been like, hey, I'm going to talk to my man. You know the situation. I think they're excited. Like, that's your best. If Angie tells me, I want. No.

Not your best either. She said that they got besties. No, she said it. No. More of the story, don't let your boyfriend, your friends meet each other's girlfriend. Because then they get together, but y'all break up and then now they're going to get it.

Oh, that's so true. I see it. My guy is her right now. I'm like a boyfriend right now. I miss my friends, man. It happens though, like, do you really care how you meet people? Like, what the root was? Sometimes you just get cooler with the person

that you met that person. Yeah, I know. You know what I'm saying? Maybe sometimes, like, that other person was just meant to middleman. Exactly. The friendship between you and the other person. I have two homies that I still want to hang out with, but I'm like, I can't hang out with you. Yeah, because you broke up with so-and-so.

Hang out with that. No, I can. You can, ma'am. Did you lose that in a breakup? Yeah. Well, baby girl. Yeah. So, like, I lost those two homies and I got close to those two homies.

Are they got the relationship? Huh? No, they're not. her no her no they're like just people in her life in her circle they're her friends friends boy friends boy friends oh bro you good why don't you just start a rumor to like make that like even they know they're just like oh it's so easy yeah like they're like oh hope you doing good i'm like just throw it on her name bro it's so easy i can't talk to yeah just throw it all right dm them back to thalia we'll get to you we'll get to you so then

so then thalia and her man her in the car and he's like And her man's like, babe, I don't even know if we should go because you see how my bro's crying about her all the time. Like he's still like he gets drunk and just talks about her. Imagine if he sees us at the wedding. Imagine if he sees the kids at the wedding of his ex. Yeah. Like the wedding of their Nina. Yeah.

Yeah. But she's a Nina soul. Yeah. I know. I know. I get it. I get it. Drop them off.

This is a drama. It is a drama. Use her as a babysitter on her wedding day. drop off the kids and then have a couple's day. Just leave the kids at the wedding. No, you can't just leave the kids at the wedding. So she has to watch the kids. Weddings are so like kids are so trivial.

They're going to fall asleep under the table anyway. But who's going to watch them? Who's going to watch them sleep? She's a godparent, not a babysitter. Yeah. She's definitely not going to be paying attention to the kids. Yeah. No, I get what you're saying.

But yeah. All right. It's tricky. Okay. Let's go to Jessica in Chino Hills. Jessica. Winos Diaz, Jessica. Good morning.

Jessica. Good morning. Jessica. Hi, Jessica. You were in a similar situation? So, yeah, I was in a very similar situation where my ex picked. We weren't married. We worked together for a really long time in 11 years.

My daughter's dad picked her nino and I picked her nina. We became really good friends with that family. And it was like his first became my friend situation. and we fill it up. And my ex, he's known this couple for, like, this high school. And he kind of just, like, ghosted them. And then we became, like, really close friends and, like, family where to the point where, like, they had more kids.

And those little kids were part of my wedding. And I would be like, hey, like, have you seen Steve? Or he'll ask me, like, oh, how are they doing? I'm like, oh, they're good. like the kids didn't be a part of my wedding he's like what kids and I was like their kids and they were like he's like oh so like you know what like that guy needs to just get over it he picked the good knee now for these little kids and if the kids want to be a part of it and they see somebody that they love and they want to be a part of it just like let it be

like you know stop being so thirsty and just move on thirsty what would you're thirsty what would your what would your ex tell me He wants her back and he can't have her back. What would your ex tell me? Would he say, like, you know, I just got over it? Just get over it. Like, you've had your chance, you lost it, move on. Like, let's be a part of whoever life.

Yeah. So you and your ex were together. You guys had godparents. They knew your ex, but then you and your ex split up. He kind of stopped talking to them. You continued talking to the godparents. Then their kids ended up being a part of your wedding? Yes.

Yes. your next wedding with someone else. And I'm sure your ex was totally fine with it. Yeah, because he didn't, like, again, he's like, he kind of just, like, distanced himself. And he don't even know these kids. The little girl, Emma, she was up, she was my flower girl. And her little brother was my ring bear.

Yeah. Where these kids, like, love us so much that, like, my daughter and me that they didn't really know a whole lot about my husband now, but they were okay with it because they were part of, like, our big day, like, you know? And it seems like, at least. with in your end your man kind of stepped out of their lives but Eric still seems

to be a part of like he's present like he's very present he's still part of that like the godchildren's lives it's not like he dipped on them Eric got to get his get back man he does he got to find a BBL special pull up for the wedding uninvited no he doesn't do that

he drops the kids off pull up invited just be like hey I heard you're getting married I'm really happy for you You know, I see the God kids are going to be in there. I would love to be there and then bring a date.

Exactly. No, why would you want your ex at your wedding? Pull up in a Ferrari or something. Why would you want your ex God kids at your wedding? That's not even the thing. Eric, fight back. Fight back, Eric. You're handling to leave his poorly, Eric.

Get up. You're just crying. Get up. You're just crying about it. Yeah. Does it right to. He does. It's right to just feel.

I get it. Julie's happy. The kids are happy. Yeah. But as Eric is like, damn, you know, I'm down bad right now. Yeah. I can't even go to the wedding. But okay.

Get back out there, Playboy. I'm also thinking, so has Talia met Julie's new man? Like the one that she's going to. I'm sure. I'm assuming. Yeah. Because they're going to be in the wedding. Like, it's not like a stranger.

Dalia being cool with the man doesn't mean that Eric is cool. It's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's Talia's dude who's Eric's friend. You should be thinking about. But no. Sorry.

The kids care about Eric. That's their meal. The kids also care about Julie. Yeah. And then they're going to be like, why is Nina kissing another guy? Oh. After a year. It's only been a year.

Is that your friend? Eric should buy the kids theme park tickets randomly on the same day. And be like, hey, kids, you choose. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. I like that. I like that. I like that.

Chess not checkers. Yes. You guys are annoying. That's a good plan. Eric didn't hit us up. Taya hit us up. Oh, sorry, Talia. Yeah, I got your vibe.

I'm trying to help Eric, man. The questions are, should the kids still be a part of the wedding and hurt their nino? Or should the kids not even go to the wedding and hurt their nina? In relationship. Yeah. Eric needs the most help out of everybody. We haven't even helped that? We don't know.

We don't help you out, too. Yeah. We haven't helped Dalia at all. Okay. Okay, we have Carla in Noho. Carla. Carla? Carla.

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Son of Spirit, Santo. Amen. Carlo works to do baptisms. Oh. You actually do baptisms.

So are you a priest? All right. No. Okay. Well, you say you do baptisms. I just the priest, the ones that do them? Yeah. Well, I do the paperwork.

Ah. There's God's paperwork right here. God's accounting on the line. I'm the one that gets to tell you that God parent is legitimate. Could be your God's child. What? to be a godpin or not. What?

Hold on. Backroom check. Carla, is there any way I can slide you a 20 and I can get the paperwork approved? Check this out, Carla. Maximo is Christian? Yes. Yes. But he wants to see what being a godparent is like.

Can I get like a two-week pass? Yeah. No, he will be a Christian witness. Oh, Christian. Can I get a witness? Yes. I like that. I like that.

Also, we're all-inclusive. We will allow you to the baptism. Yes. So for Maximo, if he wants to, he's a Christian witness. So because I'm pretty sure as a Christian he already got baptized and you can't get baptized twice. I don't know. Amen. Did you get baptized?

Yes, it is. Okay. Oh. Yeah. So he could only be a Christian word. Well, what about those adults that get baptized again? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Unless you want to do, it's called the OCIA program where you like. then just become Catholic. Ah, just become Catholic. How about a... Very judgmental. You feel guilty every day, but... I shoot you a 50.

You forged the paperwork for me? No, she's after giving this to God. Yeah, that's not even illegal. That's a sin. Yeah, that's like a whole deeper level. Just convert to catechism. Do you like guilt? Love it.

And then, hey, you get free bread? And wine. And wine. And wine. And I also get to work out on my calves, right? Because we stand up and sit down. Oh, yeah. All right, Carla, you called in, though, to talk about baptism and this Nina-Nino situation, right?

Yeah. So, first of all, if you want to get technical, their baptism is illegitimate. Oh, whoa. No, don't get. I knew it. You're so neat. I knew it. I knew it because they're not married.

So if it's per canon law, guys, read Canada law before you choose God. What is that even? What? Canon law? Cat a law? Canon law. Okay. Okay.

Is that about the baby mama's? It has to be one male and one female. If they are a couple, they must be married through the Catholic Church. Okay. If they're not a couple, they have to be two single individuals. Okay. Well, it seems like they're not, they were single. They were not a married couple.

They were just a couple and they were probably living together. So that's a sense. I feel right now. Okay, but look, they broke up, so now they're in their single. So then they got like you in it. No, no, no, no, Angelica, who are you, right? Because I went to catacism. I just only write one there, guys.

Excuse me? Oh, thank you. The Lord loves me very much. Yeah, I don't think the last thing they want to hear as they're dealing with their nino-nina drama that have been present in their kids' life. Shouldn't that be part of the Kahnikin law? Shouldn't that be part of it, be there for the children? Yeah, you're not legit, grand.

Yeah. God parents. Okay. Are they there, but they're going to be there? Wow. Wow. Yeah, she's judgy, Carla. Carla.

She's Catholic for real. Massa, mesa. Yeah. Mesa. Mesa Jesus. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Carla.

Everyone is illegitimate. Everyone is illegitimate world, Carla. I'm a legitimate child. And this is why people shop around for churches because they want to see where they could get away with... Not at your church, clearly. You're judging this over your car. You don't accept the little extra in the collection plate. Yeah.

When they pass around the little basket, you know, just throw a couple of dollars in that. A little bit of dollars in that. I work at the mother's church so I can't. At the what church? At the mother church. At the mother church. Which mother is that? Is there a father church?

What's the different? What's the mother church? Is that the one that's in Bible Verre Street? That's what's the mother church? Yeah, what is the mother church? Like single moms? The one by Van Nuys High School? Like the cathedral?

Like hot moms? Yeah. What's... Yeah, which one? The high school? Oh, the cathedral. The cathedral. Isn't there a lot of those?

You're the one in orange? In the city of Orange? No, I'm in L.A. Oh, I don't know. It's by the... I don't know. You're being secretive. Yeah.

I don't like it. I feel like you're a... That's not very Catholic. A big secret of a monster. You're not showing your testimony. Okay, Carla. I said I would say, I would say a friend. Why'd be so secret if I was saying?

Carla, what's going to? She's reading the law. Hold on the Bible. She's reading the law. Which commandment are we talking about here? I'm listening. The canon law. No, but I was this, you're, it's,

you go to your kids event and they could be in the same place together then that means why can't if they're doing for your kids why can your kids go for them yeah wait wait are you saying this as a friend or as a catholic not as a catholic she said it's a legitimate they're not even right and go do it again uh the right way i have a question uh carla catacism carla okay so The kids of Carla. I love that name. So you know how the godmother's about to get married, right? Because you said they could be two people that are single to be godparents.

Now she's going to be a married Nina. Is that okay? Yeah, to somebody else. To someone else. Is she going to be married to the church? Oh, what? Also, no, through Instagram. I'm married them.

Carla, I'm married. Go be me to Carla, bra. Carla, she knows God. She's changing your Facebook status to marry. She goes every Sunday, right? Carla, you go every Sunday? Yes, I work here. She's there every day.

Carla, I have a question. So what if Julie engaged in premarital relations with her new man? Is she illegitimate? Is she illegitimate? Should she not be allowed to bring God kids to her wedding? Yeah. No. You're crazy.

Yes, she still can. There's too many rules. I don't know that that's a sin. Pre-marital relations. It is a sin. It is a sin. It is a sin. It's all fornication.

Okay. Okay. You started it, Carla. Don't get mad at us. Don't get annoyed at us. Thou shall not start something if we're not going to finish it, Carla. Whatever you do after baptism is different. What you do before, that's where it counts.

Oh, so knock it out early and then get baptized. No, as long as they were in premarital sexing before the baptism, they can premarital sex after the baptism. What? What? Had a kiss of everybody! Amen! All right.

We love you so much. Thank you for calling Carla, my sister in Christ. Hey, can you add us to the Rosario? Can you add us to the prayer? Pray for me. Pray for me. Pray for me.

We'll go visit. Come down to our Vijim de Wadalupe Celebration. Let's go. When is it? In December? Yeah, December 12. December 11.

December 11. December 11. I will be there because I owe the Virgin of Guadalupe. I don't know if you know this. I went to La Vasilica and I saw her in real life. I've been, leti, I've been trying to lift you up for.

ever and I even message Doreen to try to get you into uh because we're already planning it we already started the whole planning and organization of what i know ladies is a lead prayer yes are you going to go to the basilica can we touch it not uh i don't i have stuff from the basilica but i have not no here at the cathedral oh yeah i'll be there i'll be there because i owe her she she did a miracle in my life can you uh let me know about the mom's church no no it's not where moms go to church No, it is. A lot of moms go. The Madre cites, yes.

Hey, Greg, this is why you shouldn't have fallen to sleep in the charla. You know, something happens to your brother. You can legally take custody of your needs because the Baptist's certificate is a legal document. Oh, wow. You know what? I will tell you this. I will not allow that to happen. Isn't there a separation of church and state?

Isn't that like that are funsy? That sounds very illegal to me. That sounds very government. Greg, come on this side, bro. Christians, we don't worry about it. That's how they get you. Yeah, Nina was a little humble. Laptism documents.

Great. Come to our side. The legal document. Christians, we don't worry about that. Nina was parting it up than the night before. No, thank you so much, Carla. Carla, I'm going to get your info.

I will definitely be there for David. David. I'm drawing the line. Wow, you guys. This is so much. Come on this side. She's serious, right?

Right, what took out of kids in school? You didn't learn any of this. I got kicked out. I didn't get my confirmation, though. It's because I went in Spanish. What's the difference? It's more judgmental. Why?

It sounds scary. A lot more strict, yeah. I got kicked out when I was like five, six. Okay. Yeah, that was a pretty crazy. What were you doing there? All right. I was a braty kid.

All right. We're still trying to help Talia. Oh, yeah, Talia. Well, she's illegitimate. I know, that's really sad. Let's take a couple more calls for Talia. Talia hit us up on the homie help line because her and her husband that are married. They had kids, thankfully, the right way, all of that.

And they had a godparents in their life, right? They're godparents to two of their children But the godparents end up They're still in the children's lives Still at every party Still always there for the kids So they love both of them, right?

They knew this God couple Because of the man Like the man and her husband Are homies Right? Met the godmother though Hit it off became besties The godmother is moved on

She's about to get married She hid up Talia and her man Hey can the kids be in my wedding Yes, how much? How exciting. Oh, my God. But then while Talia was talking to her man, he's like, he's like, you know, Eric is literally still so sad over her. My homie.

That's why they're even the godparents. You know, he tried to do a flip the other day, right? Yeah. It was a lot. I think if we even go to the wedding, it will be against Eric, who we love as a godfather. Right. Is there for the kids. But if we don't go to the wedding, the godmother doesn't, like, she deserves it.

She's the godmother. She was there for the kids. I guess. So they're trying to pay. Maybe choose one kid. You get one kid? Yeah. We get one.

You get one kid. And the divorce, do you get one kid in the other person against the other kid? Depends. Some people do. No. Yeah. I think some people will do. No.

Anyways. Oh, like on parent trap. A parent trap? Parent trap? Parent trap. Yeah. Parente. Oh, Lynn and her twin.

Yeah. Yeah. Edgar. Edgar. Edgar. Edgar. What's up, Edgar? Edgar.

How are you? What's up, Brown Bell. Representing Oxnard, California. That's right. What's up, Edgar? From the 805, what are up? Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! First of all, I want to say, thank you guys.

Thank you guys for bridging the gap between my son and I. Both my son and I are now listening to Brownbag morning. Thank you, y'all. You listen to you guys. And I'm like, all right, I'm going to jump on the brown bag, and we talk about you guys after week every day. So thank you very much for that.

Oh, I love that. I love that. I love you, son. Jacob, out of 805, all in propane. I love you, son. Come on. Let's go. Prop paint.

Let's go, Jake. Let's go. Now you made Greg sad because you bond with your son, but it's okay. It's okay. Greg's working. Just bond with your son, Greg. And I got to tell you guys, just because I'm picking up on the lingo, that's no cap. That's real talk.

Yay! I love it. That's my guy, Edgar, right there. All right. Edgar, what would you say about this predicament? Okay. So there's two ways to see this, right? Number one, we go to, I'm sorry, the bride to be, right?

The Dina, which is our Lina. Hey, Nina, you know, much respect, but the thing is, it would really hurt Padrinos feelings. And we want to stay neutral in all this. I hope you understand. No disrespect. I still love you. We're still all good, but we don't want to have the kids in the wedding. Option number one.

Option number two. Hey, Padino, let me tell you what's going on. We're going to have the kids in the wedding because the kids are innocent and all this. And that's the bottom line. The kids are innocent. They have nothing to do with the breakup. We understand that it's going to hurt your feelings, but the kids love their nina. And we're going to have the kids there for their nina.

All right. I hope you respect that. Don't take it personal. Don't take it out on the kids. They're innocent in all this. What you guys think? Yeah. Communication.

Yeah. Yeah, the second part. The second part kind of hurt me when you. It sounds so easy when someone is telling you. over the radio. Yeah. But I feel like he's going to be like, I swear to God, bro, we're not going to have any fun. We're not going to, like, if you see us in the photos, it's just for fakesies.

I actually hate the guys. I actually hate them. I hope you trips and fall. Honestly, don't even want to go. Yeah. I'm not even going to eat, dog. Yeah, I'm not going to eat. Even if they have media, even if they have media, I'm not touching it.

They said open bar, but it's close for me, dog. Yeah, I left right after the wedding. I'm not dancing at all. I can knock it over, homie. Don't trip. I'm going to take it over. I'm not get over. Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna feel a little monitos on top And I'm gonna break the head off My kids are innocent But the kids are innocent And then you got a report back And like honestly, fool She didn't even look that happy dog Yeah, she did she was happy with you

Yeah, he's gonna be right That food was tore up homie Yeah And you know what I think she was When she cried I think she cried because she missed you bro She wasn't because of wedding There was no spark in there

Honestly she downgraded foo You could be like Hey she almost said your name dog Yeah Yeah, yeah. Hey, this is perfect. Hey, homie, I almost objected for you. Yeah.

But then I was like, nah, let me chill. Like, for the kids. For the kids. You know what, though, I'm thinking because there's photos, right? You take different photos. The new couple is going to take a photo with the kids. Oh, that hurts. So imagine you see, like, your godchildren with another man.

Replacing. That is. No, that photo is going up at the house. No, but that photo's going on Instagram. It's going to take a lot of. to get back to the Nino. Someone's going to end up. A lot of character and a lot of patience

from Padino. He's got a man up. He just kind of suck it up and be like, hey, she missed out on the good thing. My kids are happy. I don't know how long. Well, that's what we're trying to figure out. We got to take them with the carignosos.

I don't think Carla from catechism will allow them. But they just spread love. Oh, my God. Or maybe Mother's Church. Mother's Church. Mother's Church is the Cathedral. The Cathedral.

Yeah, it's going to test him a lap off. Yeah, no, he's going to go to San Sambrov. Yeah, single mom's. Single mom, one day. Andy, we have Andy from Whittier. Andy, you just want to say what up, bro? Whittier. Yeah, hey, you know what?

I called earlier this week. You guys gave me a hard time about being friend zone. I just want to tell you guys my saying, you know what? You got a friend zone? Yeah, yeah, well, I was telling you guys about my friend. She treated to my early birthday presents. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Andy. So you're still in the friends zone? What's up? Hey, it's my birthday. You know what? Thank you guys so much for what you do. I was thinking about it. I don't know how I got up on your show.

I was gone for a long time, and I didn't know about you guys. So recently I came back, and, you know, just being the way you guys were on your show is amazing. You guys are like a family. I feel like I'm part of family. You are. You are. More like a friend, but like families. You're not in the families on you.

No. No. No. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. Thank you guys so much for what you do. And you know what?

You guys just sent out so many great vibes. And, you know, I hear everybody else say thank you. And I don't know if people understand, like, you guys are great. And it's meaningful and impactful. Thank you. Thank you. Here's a question. Ask for the tickets already.

Come on. What's the catch? What's the catch? Say you want to take your friend. You know what? I would. I would. I didn't even think about that.

But I want to go to that Monster Match. Okay, Power 106.com. I'll buy them. I'm kidding. April. Now I'm going. It's your birthday today? It's your birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Okay, you are getting an honorary live shootout, okay? This is a birthday shootout just for you. No one's ever on the phone while they, we do a shootout. But you got to shoot us back, okay? Okay.

All right. You ready? Sorry, guy, Andy. Happy birthday. Your birthday shootout? You killed Greg! I said friends on, friends on, friends on, friends on. Oh my God, he killed Greg, Greg.

Thank you guys so much. It would have been the first time. Shout out to all L.A. My friend Anna, thank you for the birthday present. My mom, I love her. Thank you for having me. You guys are awesome. Thank you.

Thank you. So I just hung up on him. What happened with him and Emma? Remember she took him on a trip? She paid for everything? for everything and he wanted he like he kind of likes her but she's kind of like friends on him

that she's a free spirit it's a dude just keep at it bro keep at the journey you'll get there that was like on Tuesday no yeah you'll get there soon don't worry little to lose

yeah what what all right we'll be right back here it's fair what I'm saying LA's the moment for hip

hip shout to all the ninas ninos nonos all that so we are spinning the wheel of Hispanic Heritage Month and we have Manuel from Hurupa Valley on the line.

Mani. Good morning. What's up? Yo, what amni? How are you? I'm very good. Thank you. All right.

Mani, talk. Mani, put me off speaker, brother. Take it about speaker, bro. Please. All right. I got there. I got it on car phone because I'm driving, but I pulled over. You're not doing anything.

That's good. That's good. You're parked. Super safe. Okay. We're going to play the Wheel of Hispanic Heritage Month. Whatever category it lands on, bro. That's what you're going to play.

I got to let me tell you the categories categories translations if it lands on translations I'm gonna say a word you have to either translate it from English to Spanish or Spanish or English English English and English and English and then you got flags that Victor is going to describe a flag as best he can and you're gonna tell us which Hispanic country belongs to Angelica has sound clips if it lands on sound clips Angie's gonna play you a sound that should literally start ringing bells in your little Hispanic brain and then you're like ah I can't get it, that's from blah, blah, blah, and then you win the tickets. If it lands on capitals, Maximo is going his own way with this. Sometimes he gives the right answer, a wrong answer, whatever. But he's going to tell you a capital to a country of Hispanic heritage, and you're going to tell us which country that is.

If it lands on music, Greg is going to play a sound of, like a piece of a song. Yeah. And if you can guess correctly what that song is, you win tickets. Are you ready, brother? Let's do it. There's a lot of information that had to tell. Here we go. I had to tell it.

Let's go. I get a... No, you don't get. You don't pick. Sound clips. Sound clips. Okay. So Angelica is going to play you a sound clip.

She's going to play you something that should ring your Hispanic bells. And you're going to tell us where it's from. Okay? All right, let's go. All right. Come on, Angelica. That's easy. No, it's not.

It is very difficult. All right. Play it again. One more. Can I take it again? Terminator? TikTok? No, Maddie's

When I turn on my PlayStation. Yo, that's crazy. Yo, that's crazy. What is it? Five. Oh, my God. Four. Three.

You don't know. Two. Is that a wedding organ? That a church organ. No. It's the beginning of every telenovela. Literally the... I think of TikTok.

Literally. It sounds like I just turned out my dream cast. Yeah, I never saw them from the beginning either. It's that. Like mid when she gets thrown down the stairs. Yeah. It's okay. It's Angie just better than us.

Did Angie not go to school? Didn't they sound like a three? Yeah. Like, how did you get home? The late ones. The late one. The 7.m. We're trying to figure this out.

17, 8, and 9. Angie stayed ditching to watch novella. Yeah, I know. I stayed ditching to watch more. All right. Jerry. We got Jerry from Norwalk on the line. What's up, Jerry?

Jerry. Hey, how's going, Brown Bad? What's up, Jerry? What's up my Norwalkian? All right, Jerry. Good morning. Are you ready to spin the wheel of Hispanic heritage, brother? Oh, I am ready.

Let's get to it. All right. Let's see what it lends on. What it lands on? Music. Music. All right. So check this out.

Bro. Our guy Greg, he's going to play a snippet of a song. You're going to tell us what song that is, okay? If you answer correctly, boom, tickets are yours. You ready? Oh, boy. I know.

I know. I know. How well do you think your knowledge of, like, Hispanic music is? I mean, it depends. If it's from the old school, you know, my parents used to listen to it a lot. So maybe I might know it. So we'll see. Where are you from?

I'm from, originally from California, but the last five years, I was from North Carolina. I was with Army. And so I picked up an accent from over there. I do hear it. I do hear it. Yeah. That's not a Norwalk accent, for sure. I love it.

That's definitely no Norwalk accent. Okay. Ready? Yeah, I know. I just came back here. I've been here for like four months now. Okay. Welcome back.

Welcome back. You listen to some Morgan Wallet? I appreciate it. All right. Let's go. I do, I ain't a lot of y'all. It's okay, same. Same zies.

All right. Morgan Wallen would like this. And up. That's too easy, La Chona. After Dark Monster Match, bro. Hey, thank you for your service. Yes, sir. Thank you.

And I appreciate you. Pull up. I appreciate you guys. I listen to you all every morning. Y'amake my day. Let's go. Appreciate you, brother. Keep it to your power.

We're going to see you so. Sambra Salah with Anchi. Okay, we're going to get into our spooky vibes, okay guys? Spooky. Excellent. Starting off with... Oh. Starting off with...

Starting off with... Yeah. Mario. Spooky vibes Mario. Yeah. You know why? Because he just doesn't get it. You enjoy being hurt?

That's spooky. No, no, no, no. Your little face. And the makeup on the shirt? You don't believe your stories. You know what's really spooky? What? When she say, he's just a friend.

Oh, baby, you got what I need. Did you say he's just a friend? That's it. Did you say he's just a friend? I don't want to know. No. Mario Lions. Still Mario.

Hey. He said Mario, right? Was it Mario on the side with Little Wayne? He has a crying out for me. Yeah. Crying out for me. Well, there we go. This is why you started.

That is definitely scary. That is real spooky. No, no, no, no, no. Because the things he's saying, listen. What is that? Able to feel paranormal energies. That's what Mario's really saying, okay? So he has a story.

He has a story about the time that he went to Amsterdam, right? And so he's saying that he's out there in Amsterdam. He's staying like in an old school hotel. I wonder what he was doing that. Yeah. And you know what happens in Amsterdam? That's all I was about say. Was it an Amsterdam coffee shop?

Was it like a hostel? Yeah. Was it the Red Light District? Oh, no. He said he was going out there for, do you know what they do there? No. What's at the Red Light District? Amsterdam, what do you think?

Like old school buildings. It's cold. It's cloudy. I'm thinking he's out there for PR, tour stuff. PR. PR. O.S. T, I. Okay.

Wait, I was like, I'll just spell that. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, P-R-OS. Yeah. Ladies for the night? Is that what we were talking about? Yeah, Angela did. You didn't know that? No, I did not know that.

The Red Light District. Oh my God, ludicrous. I saw like a think he down. Why? What? Because that's, I meant the Red Light District. That's where he meant. Wow.

Yeah. Angie. Bro. People love Amsterdam for the food. She would shelter. Yeah, the food. You were the real Harry Potter. Why?

Oh, like she. She was like under the stairs, locked up. RIP to Professor McGonel, by the way. She just passed away. Oh, yeah. All right. So, Mario. Mario.

Back to Mario. Amsterdam. Scary hotel. Scary hotel. He's out there with his team, right? Of course. Yeah, the whole team can get it. By a discount.

He said that there's like the creepy hotel, right? Yeah. And he's saying that he's with his teammates. His teammates think that hotel is really creepy. So they're staying at a separate hotel like across the street, right? But it's like one night. It's like 2 a.m. They're all partying, drinking all up in his room, right?

Then 2 a.m. Passes and his friends are like a fool like I'm getting scared. This is really creepy. I'm gonna go to my room and Mara's like okay cool. I don't care like leave. I'm gonna knock out But as soon as they leave he sees something on his window and he says that it's really creepy that it's just like a crow Screaming 2 a.m. I mean it is Amsterdam all night long and he says do you know what ends up knocking out right? Next day he goes out and he's with his security and And he's with the PR lady. She's the one like booking, like interviews, things like that, right?

And so he thinks he wants to like roam the streets, all that stuff. I guess red light just straight back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was daylight. So maybe it's all the time of the day. The light is always red. And so he says they're walking, right? And he's like walking by a canal.

And he remembers like seeing a bus. And then after that, this is what happens. I remember waiting for the bus to pass and just like the wind of the bus passing and then after that bus pass this is when it happened immediately i'm stopped there's some type of portal or energy happening to the point where as though i immediately start speaking another language for like three minutes straight i felt like i was being used as a portal to either open or close or clear something that needed to be or release something that need to be release.

Wow. You know what? He got possessed. I'm pretty sure, like, he started talking like... No. It's a lot of time. That's talking backwards. I'm not talking to another language.

I'm trying to make you... I do that one pretty lit too. Possessed? You know, like... I'm sure he's possessed that night. You know, yeah, you know Amsterdam is very known for their coffee shops, and you know what they have in their coffee shops, right? No, I don't.

No? No, they smoke a lot of... Oh. Over there. A lot. Like, a lot. It's just a free world over there. Yeah, it is.

So, maybe he wasn't. possessed he was just he had possession of yeah yeah I don't know so he said that he went to a bus stop in Amsterdam

he was trying to cross the street girls are like buses according to yes and every 15 minutes in the song of Mario every 15 minutes

and the next one coming so the portal was the next round of women yes no so the bus went by and as soon as the bus

went by he felt wind he started speaking in time the width of the bus yeah and he learned Spanish. I'm like, he said he took all my dinner. No, because he also

shared other stories like that he's very sensitive. Like when his mom passed away and his grandma passed away, like he felt it. He said like he was in a room. And those two times, like he just felt the room get really, really cold. So I'm saying he's tapped into that.

Yeah, he's sensitive. Wow. You guys just think. he didn't. I don't like that. Yeah. Yeah, it's creepy. I mean, yeah, it could have been a combination.

He probably is sensitive to that stuff. And then also, like, you, when you're in a different city, you just hear different sounds. Yeah. Right. Like a crow would be, you know, creepy to us because we're not used to them at night or whatever. Right. But that might just be their natural habitat out there. At 2.m.

It doesn't matter. Are crows not supposed to be at 2 a. I see them. Do they have a bett? Crows at a bedtime? Yeah, but imagine, like, you hear. Are they on their time or our time, too? Was it 2 a.m. mark time?

Two a.m.? Like, I hear, like, I hear crickets at my house or whatever, but, like, I'm like, okay, I'm used to that. Yeah, because they like the dark. Yeah. If we were in the South and we heard cicadas, we'd be so scared. Yeah, like, like, when we were in Vegas, like, I thought I was hearing people running on footsteps during the hallways. Yeah. I was like, oh, my God, like, it's Vegas, right?

They're turning up at 3 a.m. But it was something else that they were doing. Yeah. What were they doing? Yeah. It was a marathon. Yeah. They were getting stomped.

Yeah. Anyway. It sounded scary, though. You just hear foreign. like sounds and you're not sure what they are so I could I could see how that scares you know but it's creepy that he feels things yeah it's not the bus he got let me play it again sure it wasn't the train for the bus to pass and just like the wind of the

bus passing and then after that bus pass this is when it happened immediately I'm stopped there's some type of portal or energy happening to the point where as though I immediately start speaking another language you're for like Three minutes straight. How much? I felt like I was being used. I'd like.

Very nice. Pretty nice much. How much? I would like. Hey, how's what? The rojo. Oh my God. Oh, it's angry?

Ah, okay. But, Ardo. Imagine he's going to open to us, and he's like, for real, like, I built something. What is this? What is he recording on that? He's adding all these effects. And what is this, like, a portal? A portal?

What? Porto? That's what he was. Okay, but like, what happened? Like, you got, they can't move? And I'm the one that believes in goes, but you don't believe him. I believe it. It's just a very odd story.

I need more details. I believe him. He said, he's trying to cross the street. I believe he was a bus. It passes. Okay, what if there was a red light so he can't cross? Because he's going. He starts walking, and that's when he stopped.

And that's when he feels like he sees that portal, and he starts like, and then what happened? And then what happened? He went in that portal. And then he came out, like, an hour later? Yeah. And then he realized he traveled to. Mexico and learn the language?

If you open the portal, what happened then? Well, I don't know. That's why he says that. He feels like he feels normal stuff. Then he got charged after he got out of the portal, right? It was a portal to Inglis and Marreras? Yeah. Oh my God.

And he started speaking a different language. All right. You get it, Andy? No, I don't. I really truly believe him. But then what happened? Well, he didn't get into details after that. Well, why?

I don't know. I mean, next time. Maybe that's not. Okay, he said that he went to Amsterdam. Yep. And honestly, Angie, Angie, the 2 a.m. The friends and all of that.

I feel like that was added extras that didn't even have anything to do with the story. Like you could have just said I was in Amsterdam and there was a... This is an Atlanta episode. What? This is an episode off Atlanta. I don't know. The TV show Atlanta, there's an episode where he's in Amsterdam, and then he goes into a coffee shop and he drinks a coffee,

and then it's like his day flashes by, and then he wakes up the next day and he hasn't done anything. But this is not... Where's the bus? Similar. So things happen in Amsterdam, clearly. Yeah. I think that means it only means one thing. I want to go.

I want to go. And that's for the bus. This seems fun. Maybe. Maybe that's what we need to do. And then Angie, you said that he thought there was a bus. No, he said there is, he's walking by a canal. He wants to cross the street, but there's a bus passing.

So, remember the bus. The bus passes, he feels the wind of the bus, obviously. And then as soon as he starts walking, like, trying to cross the street, that's when he stopped and he sees that portal. He's, no, he steals a portal. Then he starts speaking. language for three minutes straight for three but what did he say well I mean he said I don't know I need that man them shoes I need that plugs yeah yeah I need that Zaza out for three minutes he just walked away well he didn't he didn't say anything else I am I'm sorry to mushroom coffee yeah oh my he said

no I believe him you know why I believe he feels that you know what that sounds like that sounds like the best story to tell your girl of why you were in Amsterdam yeah and why you weren't answering and why you weren't answering and he's just like you babe you know I was a portal Like it was just crazy and I don't know baby I can picture her he's like baby I just don't get it Yeah with makeup on the shirt I know you smell the perfume I love you IG

All right all right all right and I like scary stuff It just doesn't make sense You don't believe his story No I don't You know that they're all lies That there's a boss stick around And I don't know why If I was your man

Baby you Never worry about what I do I'll be coming home back to you Every night Doing you right Alright let's get over You're not that good I can't ever get to

Play it Play it Play it The breakup song is here Play it Play it play it I can just sing it live No no no

All right That's the first of my cell Brat to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on Power 106 I believe you Mario

You should let me love you Let me be the one Shut up. Hey! Yeah! It's Friday! Go! Scrolling with the homies.

The homie, berylito. Gros, Gras, all right, hey, Latie. Yeah. All right, hey, Lattee. Hi,

Hi, little buddy. How's your heart over there? Pretty sad. I know. Poor little guy. I finally got a text back, though. That's good. Maybe I'll get a block next, but it's cool.

We're working there. Anyways, yeah. You're doing the best you can. I am. I am. just let me love here. Anyway, Gen Alpha is taking over Halloween with their viral costume.

Who's Gen Alpha? Oh, our kids. They're Gen Alpha's? Yeah, they're Gen. Z. Yes.

Gen. Alpha. Let's see what years that is. Wait, what years is it? I don't know if your baby is. Is that why they say Alpha a lot? No,

they say Sigma. They say Alpha too. Get with the wrist, bro. You're not even that. Generation Alpha is the term used to describe people born between 2010 and 24. Yes, that is Gen Alpha. Wow.

My son is Gen Alpha. Both my kids are born in 2017. He was born in 2013. Nice. All right. Yeah. Jen Alpsis. If you had to guess what costume is making everyone go crazy right now, what costume do you think it is?

All good. Beetle juice? Beal juice. That's smart. It's smart. All right. Wednesday? At that Wednesday.

Yeah. Any other guests? I went to the spirit store, so I kind of know where you're going with this. Minion? No, nowhere near close at all. No. Nope. Nope.

Nope. It is this one right here. Skibbidi Tsoilet. Yes, yes. Skibbidi toilet. Yeah, yeah, I know. What's up, kids? We're here.

A lot of kids are part of that. A lot of toddlers like, wait, what? Yeah. Skippity Toilet is getting its own costume. And I think personally it's the creepiest thing in the world. It's very creepy. It's super creepy. It's disgusting.

So the videos already are gross. Skippity Toilet, the song, which basically just copied everything, Nelly for Tato. It's so just very odd. Whoever the guy behind it, the creator or whatever. What was he going to do? He literally just put a head that popped out of a toilet. It's a man's face, body, popping out of a toilet, cartoonish. Yeah, and he dances skibbitty toilet.

He comes like... He has like yellow teeth. Yeah, he's very odd. I don't know why this exists. The song is tight. Yeah. The visuals, not so tight. Weird.

Very weird. The kids go crazy every time they hear it. Yeah. It feels like a little trance. Yes, it does. Putting us in a trance. Yeah, they might be. Or the kids.

Yeah. Yeah. Because you see like, namanucosita. Ah. Ah. Like there's that one, right? And then there's like, well, I'm on gama. I'm going to be.

But at least those fools, like, they can, they're watchable. This guy, scary. Yeah, it's terrifying. Like, his head is moving all weird and everything. I wouldn't let Lil Vick be a skinny toilet for help. No. Yeah, like, why would you want to get this, bro? It's an adult costume.

I know. Yes, it's not a kid's costume. It's an inflatable adult costume. That just goes from the head up. And that's it's a toilet around your head. It's just a weird guy's face popping out of a toilet. Yes. So you're going to be a toilet.

Yes. be a toilet. It doesn't end there either. Whoever does, whoever does like agree to be on one of those, I don't know, we should just keep their name for records. Yes, keep their name for records.

I agree. I don't know why, but just put a little pin on their house. Yeah, that is true. If you're an adult dressing at Skittity Toilet, that's what I'm saying. Greg, we just got a truck.

The costume. I'm not going to be skinny toilet. Yeah. But there's also another adult costume. Oh, so they don't have your size. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's too far?

That's too far? There's another adult costume. Saffy, saffy. That should not be allowed. Which one? It's a sexy version of it. I'm going to let you guys guess one more time. Sexy version of it.

Sexy version of what? Sexy Pikachu? Nope. Sexy version of a toilet? I saw sexy Pikachu. Give me sexy names. They're sexy SpongeBob. Sexy?

Yeah. They were sexy Patrick. It was weird. She had like a pink cone on her head. Sexy minion. Yeah, they have sexy minion. What? Okay.

Sexy. They have sexy. What's the full name? Sexy March Simpson? They're sexy Deadpool. Yeah, they're sexy Deadpool. Yeah. I've seen it.

Sexy mouse, sexy rant. That's typical. Sexy angel? All the norms? Sexy, ozempic. Okay. Like the actual needle? There's an actual...

Girls are dressing up as needle, so they'll put a little headdunk on that has a little needle. And then a short skirt dress that looks like a needle. So it's literally like a dress. You work to the club, but it has a needle design on it. Last year was the condo. costume, they just put the Ozmpic on it and now it's the Ozzympic one. Because it literally looks the same.

Oh yeah, it's just like a mini dress. Yeah, like a short mini dress that girls would work to the club. It's cute actually, yeah. That one that you showed me, yeah. Right? Right. I didn't mind, yeah. I saw a Stanley costume.

Stanley costume? Yeah, like the actual Stanley. Oh, no way. Yeah, the cup. Like you could be the cup. That's cool. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

That's pretty random. It is, but it would make me laugh. It would probably win the costume contest here. work. Wait, what are we going to be? No, I'm trying to win this year again. I won last year. What did you win?

He was a form. I was a mispunch form. None of you guys do ever. Yeah, but what did you win? Tickets to somewhere. Oh. Yeah, that's fun. I want to be accountability this year.

Nice. Single runs from me. I want to be late. I just got to figure out how to do that. I'll show you. Yeah. It's clearly Halloween every day in this studio. Ramona has had it with you.

She has had it with you guys and your lightness and you're making jokes about it, okay? Do not do that. Do not do that, okay? I hope nobody be, an adult is not Skittity toilet this year.

That's the worst. I feel like you would be. Skibbitty toilet? Yeah. All right. The segment is over. Thank you, Greg. That was a high point.

It was really great. That one's like you got more late.