Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 310 Failed Lie Detector Brown Bag Mornings (10/2/24)

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

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It's Parano 6. Happy October 2nd. Yeah. It's October, you guys. Spooky season is here. It's not a punnaz. We hear, we hear, we hear. Make sure you get your tickets to our brown bag mornings after dark monster match,

which is 10 days away, brothers and sisters, ghouls and goblins, all you. All right? Get your tickets, Ticketmaster.com. We're going to announce something tomorrow about it. It's going to be super cool. Beans vibes. Okay. Hey, have you guys been obsessed or have you?

you've been obsessed with Moudang? Do you know what Moodang? I have no idea. You have an idea. It's a baby, like, miniature hippo. Yes, it's like a little baby hippo. It's so cute. What is he doing?

He did something great. He just lived. It's literally a baby hippo that looks like a hippo slash rolypoli. That's what it is. It also looks like a stuffed animal. For sure. This hippo, I hate it. Well, you would.

I just want to know what Mood ding did. Yeah, that's why. Just live in life. Okay, so what ends up happening with Moudang? I think it's a funny name. Moodeng translates to bouncy pork. Yeah. Bouncy pork?

So, you know what? I would rather animals like this become, I guess, sensationalized versus, like, people doing dumb stuff. Okay. You know what I'm saying? I'd rather, like, a nature happening. You know, they like how goofy he is. He's running around and he's biting, like, the trainer's knees.

He's drinking water. But he's a hippo. They're literally, he's living his life. That's what they're doing. I don't know why all this just made me miss Harambe. Okay, so this was, I want to tell you. I don't want to get off track. This is kind of like in the same realm of like, you know how like everyone loved

Angry Cat? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then now Mudang and Harambe was a big thing too. They love this, uh, Mudang so much. It's a female pygmy hippo that they have a 24-7 live stream. Yes. No way.

Yes. Like Kaisana? Yeah, yes, people just watch you. You could put low-fi hip hop on and like, watch. That's pretty funny. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay, okay.

I'm starting to see the vision. He is pretty vibey. Like he's been paraded on SNL. Like they're using his photo to put everywhere. BuzzFeed even has a Mood Dang AI image generator that puts her into all kinds of situations like becoming president or eating dough whip at Disney. Dolewip? Yes. So specific.

I know. People love Mood Dang so much. However, there's someone like there's another. animal that like they're trying to make take its place. Oh, I put him in the chat.

Pesto, the penguin. Stop coming. Pesto, the penguin happened. So it's like influencer wars. It's not going to happen.

It's not going to happen. Animal influencer wars. Pesto looks cool. Now this penguin is like, it's a nine-month-old king penguin. Yeah. It's in Australia. And it's like, it's really,

it's brown all over. So it's not like what you would think be a penguin. Yeah. The aquarium brags, Pesto is the besto. But if, Pesto and Moudang were in a fight, bro.

Moodang is still a hippo. They have the strongest jaws paws in the world. It depends where they fight because if they fight on glaciers. Gotta be careful with that. Yeah. Yeah. That beak looks a little scary. Right?

In the live stream, in the live stream for Moudang, there was like a, there was a monkey. And the monkey went up to Moudang and slapped it. And Mugang's like, like running around like all scared. But everyone's like that. Monkeys Public Enemy Number One, that's a national treasure. I think we've come full circle in entertainment to where, like, you know, zoos and animals used to be so popular, people used to be like marveled at them. Like, oh, my God, look at them.

Look at nature. Like, go on safaris. And we've just been, like, stuck on, like, love and hip hop for, like, I don't know, a long time. And now it's like, people are like, oh, my God, is that nature? Look at nature. Back to it. Oh, my God.

Like, yeah. So I think that's pretty cool. Reintroducing, like, introducing. like, I loved, like, the animal planet or, like, all of the Discovery Channel. Yeah. That was my thing. To watch that beetle make that big ball.

Yeah. You know, carrying it up. Like, I was like, oh, my God, that's so crazy. But now we're back at it where there's live streams of zoo animals. That's fine. Yeah. But of a baby hippo. Yeah.

Can we cancel a baby hippo? No. No. The thing is perfect. The thing is cool. Like, it's cute right. Quote unquote cute, but watch until it grows up. And it starts biting everybody ever again, like it is right?

That is an animal. Who's that panda? Yes, I know and hippos are very, very aggressive. Kung Fu Panda. No, not Kung Fu Panda. Remember that panda that we all fell in love with? It was years ago. I think I'm...

The WWF Panda? No. It was like a certain panda. I feel you, right? No, not that one. Panda Express? And not the shoes. No.

It was like a panda everybody was talking about for a long time. Did you know karate? No. You sure it's not Kung Fu Panda? No. It's like a real panda. A real panda. A real panda.

But, yeah, I appreciate Mudang just serving the world. There's so many memes about her already. There's one with her biting her trainer's knee, and it says, be the violence you wish to see in the world. Like, you can't be mad at this stuff. This stuff is hilarious. It's like innocent fun. Yeah. Yeah, which we don't really have on the internet.

That part. That part, brother. Mudang, the live streamer. Okay, so Mudang or Pesto the penguin? Pesto the Pesto. Pesto. Pesto. Pesto.

Pesto. Pesto. The Pesto of Pekinua. The pestle of penguin name rings a little better? Yeah. Moondang is cool bouncy pork, Doug bouncy pork, dog

bouncy pork is hilarious I think Pesto just looks like he chills that's why just chilling being a penguin yeah he's still a baby but he's a big baby yeah but then

the penguin is a bad guy in Batman true I need to I see is that fool in Batman who was actually that I played him

yeah yeah I just see him like the nose or Colin Farrow on the new one no I didn't see the new one fire

all right all right all right well keep here because Maxibol's gonna tell us what's irking him uh on the way The world.

Oh, God. Oh, hell no. Maximos. Maxinos. No, no, no. No. What do you know? Me?

I'm perfectly fine. No. What's grinding your gears? Today? Mm-hmm. There's certain people that do things like they're hanging out in groups or at work and working groups. Okay. Working groups.

And then you see them order food for themselves, you know? Ah. Were you a part of the work? group they were in? Yeah, I was. I see someone with a nice breakfast muffin sandwich. And I'm like,

you could have just told me I was Elle you, you know? We don't both pay a delivery fee. That's what I always think to when that person orders. You know, it's a specific one. I thought this was like in general, like Maximo hates when. I mean, it could be specific. People in a group, but only one orders. But my nephew does the same thing.

Like at home when he's with his family, like my brother says that he'll open the door and it's like food delivery. And it's just for him. He won't ask. He don't ask. Maybe I'm going to order food. Maybe you don't have the bread to pay for everybody. People are open to pay.

Just be like, hey, I'm going to order some. You know. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody want anything? That delivery fee sometimes could add up more because, like, you're ordering for more people sometimes. The delivery fee. No, delivery fee never changes.

Yeah, it does. No, does it? Yeah, it does. It does. It does. I don't know. I don't think it does. Doesn't it, the more you order, the less fees you get?

because like a lot of them have promotions. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't apt that like the more I order it'll take away the fees. I'll get 20% if I reach like a certain. Yeah. Well, it depends. I see what it says get a free muffin if you order one and then the person just orders one muffin.

There's sometimes. Not the bogo deal. You'll add stuff on it and it goes from $20 to $80 and I don't know how that happens. You need to get the subscription especially. I've tried it. I've tried it. No, trust me. It does save you money.

And the person has a subscription so you don't have to pay the delivery fee. Yeah. And they still don't even say anything. It's crazy. That's his subscription. But look, I want to read a tweet from my good friend, D.J. Sour Milk. Shout out to D.J. Sour Milk. He tweeted yesterday.

He said, I got an idea. I can pick up the tab for everyone and you guys can say you'll cash at me and never actually do it. That's true. That's true. I feel his pain. Yeah. It's, um, it, uh, are you coming to Mokamo? Are you coming to Mokamo?

Are you coming at me, Mokamo? Yes, I'm coming at you. All right. It happens sometimes. It happens. And people pay you back. They do, they do, but you know what? Sometimes I don't like to even ask.

So this is either me. I'll either like buy it for yore? No, no, I'll either buy it for yore or I'll just pay to myself. Henry was $8.75. No, you don't. He has mental tab. No, you don't actually. You owe me 16.7.4.

All the interest is going up. Yeah, we just chalk it up as like, hey, I got you. I like to be like, oh, I got y'all, don't worry about it. But I usually do that, like, on pay days and stuff. Not all just stay to myself. Nobody talked to me or not. I got $16 for me right now. So basically, Maxim was giving you an insider on the crew right now.

He's not attacking in general. No, in general. My nephew does it. So here and at home. Yeah. But who do you hate more, me or Greg that when we go? Yeah. Oh, I think that's more.

Greg, because it's coffee. I think you might at least you. Sometimes I'm not in the mood for, like, a muffin sandwich. Yeah. Coffee is like a. Because Vic orders steak in the morning. I tried to order what no one wants. Yeah.

That's random. I know. Sorry, black eggs. Anyone, anyone want some caviar? It's like, yeah. It's like, really coffee from some, like, random place. True. Yeah, no one's going to like this.

Exactly. Coffee mixed with green juice. It's like, what? Well, don't get maximal upset, okay? If you're going to order it or just say, hey, I'm ordering for myself. Yeah. Because I think it's more than a surprise. Yeah.

I look at it and it smells good. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I can't tell me. I'll be back. We got time? Can I go get my coffee with me?

I don't. I don't even. Well, shout-outs. Who is trying out? Yes. We got birthday shout-outs. Junior wants to wish

his sister Monica a happy birthday. He says, I'm so proud of you and I'm always here for you. Nice. Nice. It's nice. Low-life Kev wants a shout-out

for his birthday. He's listening all the way from Phoenix. Hey, Kev. Let's go. It's better with your life. Arizona. How he said shout out to his daughter,

Leah and his son Art as well. Shout of Kalian Art. Let's go. And that's our birthday shout-outs. Nice. Nice. Do you guys have a shout-outs? Did you guys go out anywhere yesterday?

No. No. I wish I went to Thames, but. Tens of the Greeks? Yes. She's going to have something at the Giam Museum, and hopefully we get to talk to Tems soon. I would love to. Stay, keep it locked for that.

All right, let's get into Word on Rosecrans. What's the word? Word on Rosecrans. Rosecrans. The word is, it's just. Drake's birthday month and he can unfollow whoever he wants to. Yeah. All right.

So look, October's very own Drizzy is doing a purge on his Instagram apparently and drawing a line in the sand with who's an op and who's not. So, you know, as we know, he got into a little scuffle this summer, you know, beefing with this guy, Kendrick Lamar. Right? Yeah. And everybody else seemingly like Metro Booman, the weekend, Rick Ross, all them. So a nosy person decided to search up a bunch of names and now we know that he's unfollowed the following people. Kendrick, of course, I get it. Yeah, makes sense.

Playboy Cardi, who just did a song with The Weekend. Huh. Oh, okay. Yeah, they used to be cool. They had a song together. LeBron James, unfollowed. Wow. That sucks, but it makes sense.

Yeah. Rick Ross, obviously, they got to be. Yeah, that's awesome. Demard de Rosen, who used to play for the Toronto Raptors. Yes, you know? And, you know, he's also a good friend of Kendrix, but it's kind of like one of those situations. He doesn't deserve him either.

Yeah, well, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he literally said like oh he's still cool man he showed me so much love when i was in toronto and he was yeah yeah domar said that yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm i'm neutral like they're both my friends like there's no reason i can't be friends with them you know he's like i play basketball man like i don't have nothing with that but he says a favorite like keep me out of this yeah yeah he's known some you know a day one you know and then joe buddyn of course who's always been very critical yeah yeah yeah they were just following for like enemy follows though that was an enemy follow shout joe button by the way.

But yeah, yeah, I think since it was October 1st yesterday. Yeah. It's his birthday month. Yeah. You know, and he's like a baddie celebrates all month. He's great. You do it. You do whatever I want.

I'm the first day of October. Drake gave to us. Unfollow us, okay? And I think it's like, so like, they all know, you guys are not getting an invite to my birthday party. Right. Can I take one, Drake? What trips me out is this whole time he was following Kendrick? Yeah.

Like, probably again on some like, ooh, I'm still following you. And he didn't unfollow. Like he, and Kendrick didn't follow him back on it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He probably turned out. Don had never been following him to begin with. No.

Like his Instagram account is nude. Do you think he had the post notifications on Kendrick's account? No, no. For sure he did. For sure he did. Oh my God. Okay. So the LeBron one, it trips me out to him.

Yes. Because he has a tattoo of him. He has a tat of LeBron James. That's his guy. Remember the last time he beefed with push a tea, Drake said this to LeBron? Said that. I can never let you down. This is real.

That is a real conversation between Drake and LeBron on the shop, the LeBron show. And he was like, yeah, you said, you said I can never lay down. You never let us down, Drake. Because Drake bowed out of that beef. And then LeBron's like, I'm not going to be mad. Like, it's hip-hop. Yeah. And also, like, the media made sure to, like, see what LeBron was doing.

And he was dancing to not like us When he was at the pop out See who's like what side But God forbid he danced to a good song You shouldn't be so sensitive about that The whole world would dance into that song Yeah and he lives out here Imagine how many enemies Meek would have

If he was like if he was not friends with anyone That vibe to back to back to back To back to back to yeah Yeah so I don't know you know I don't know if the tattoo's still there But he unfollowed him Oh my gosh And it's a tattoo of Lebron as like

a high schooler. But him and his high school. Whoa. A minor. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That is him in his Irish jersey when he was like, you said that.

When he was in high school. I can never let you down. Drake, you want to let me to your birthday party? I'll go. Yeah, Drake. Please, you know you need followers. So follow. Follow.

Yes. Follow me. The last guy. Follow me. I've been standing on business this whole time. I'm Team Drake. I'll be old. Yeah.

Yeah, check there your DMs for them, by it's there. Yeah. Just let them. All right, look, moving on. Dirty Dominic Mysterio has the nastiest merch ever. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so, WWE superstar Dominic Mysterio, son of Ray Mysterio, announced a new item of merch available to purchase on shop.w.we.com, and it's toilet paper with his face on it.

Shut up. And you can have it for 1299. That's genius. 1299 per roll? Yes. And so this is like flying off the shelves. If you go to like his page, it's the most popular. It pops up first.

So people have been purchasing it. Yeah. He's a bad guy. He's a heel and he's probably the most loved the heel ever. Yes. Because anything he does gets the crowd's reaction and go crazy. Oh, he gets crazy booze. Listen to this.

They're not cheering for him. They're booing him. They don't even let him talk. No. Is that, that's the wrong? No. No. No.

That's a miss. Yeah. So they don't let him talk. Anytime he tries to talk, everybody boos the hell out of him. It's only $12.99. Yeah, it's only $12.99. And it's like it's a trip that Dom is so hated people would pay money to wipe their butt with his face on it. Crazy.

That is crazy. Yeah. I honestly want to buy it. You do? Just to wipe your butt with that? No, just to keep it. Like a souvenir. Besides being the heel, is he good at wrestling?

He's really good. He's good. Is it like his dad? He's not as good as Ray. I think he's better. But he's... What? I think he's better.

But his character and like the, like his charisma and everything is way up there. Yeah, it's good. What I do know is in the novella of WWE when... It's real. It's a novel though. But when he was little, this is going to... Let me get to it. Let her speak.

Thank you, Angelica. When he was little, Ray Mysterio fought someone else. and said, you get custody of my kids. So basically he put his kid up for custody, which is Dominic, which has a great origin story. Right? And then did he lose it? No, he kept custody of it.

He kept custody. But the fact that you were down to put like the pink slip on your kid. Between you and Eddie Guerrero and then you win. But like that kid's going to grow up like. Yeah. Because also another part of his story is he's like him and his dad go at it. Yeah. He wishes Uncle Eddie was his dad.

Yeah. A lot of his style. I'm telling you, novella. It is a novella. But you know what I love about that is that, you know, they still, they stay true to, like, the novella, even outside of the ring. Yeah. Right. So they were at a UFC fight and they didn't sit together.

They sat across from each other. Like, dude, you guys are off the clock. You guys don't have to, like, hate each other. You know, off the clock. No, there's no off the clock. And that's how you know it's real. Yeah. We had him in here, too, and we talked to him, and he was definitely still on that.

And it was like, that's a true. but you commit to it. No, 100%. He almost convinced me that he for real hated his dance. He does. No, I think he does. He does. I asked him to send a video to my son.

I was like, oh, this is for my son. Little Vic, can you send him a video? And then he's like, don't listen to your dad. That was the video he said? I was like, really, bro? Yeah. So the toilet paper has to do with that. Yeah.

That people just love to hate them and they're taking advantage of it. I'm just wondering who's the manufacturer. of the paper. Why? If it's soft. What's it? Imagine buying toilet paper and actually someone's going to use it and it's like super rough?

Yeah. Or it's the one plight? I know someone that I won't call them out but I have the one fly at the crib and I'm like they've had it for all. It's my family member and I'd be like, bro, what's wrong with you guys? Just like prison. And you know. Well, Jay, I'm not.

You might see it. All right. He's like, ew, I poked myself. What? What happened to you? Hey, yo.

Wrap it up, Vick. Grab it up now. All right. That was your word on Rose Grans. Brought you by a local in California, Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Kranz,

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Okay. The question for all my L.A. parents, if you were watching the news and you saw your beautiful teenager, that you birthed, then you raised, then you taught all the good morals, and you all this,

you buy them everything that they need in life, if you saw them on the news as part of a photo because they were like bum-rushing 7-Elevens and stealing from them, would you turn that kid into the cops? My mom would turn me in. Your child. Yeah, she would turn me in within a second.

If they saw you on surveillance, just doing reckless stuff, yes, she would turn me in. So some parents are actually doing that, okay? So there's been a string of what, It's a bunch of, it's from 20 to 40, they're calling them, quote unquote, youthful males, appear to be teenagers. They roll up to different convenience stores on bikes and then just bum rushy, like flash mob the actual, the stores, go in, steal a bunch of stuff, dip, right? Happened so much around like the L.A. area that they put it up on the news. Like, hey, this is happening continuously.

We got to do something. Usually, they don't show photos of minors and kids and all that to protect imagery. but the parents are like, hey, is that? And then taking them to law enforcement. Yeah. So are they showing the face now? Well, it's surveillance. It's showing faces, but not like mugshots or anything, but they are showing.

So I just bought them that sweater. So imagine in that sea of kids. You're like, hey. Ricardo? Yeah. That's my Ricky with the broccoli cut. I've actually seen that done once. It was pretty crazy.

Like, they all like rushed the store. and I was watching it from a distance and I was like all right cool that just happened and then I saw the same kids come back and instead of me telling them like hey they're gonna do it again I just watched it again

and what did they give you nothing nothing yeah so I was like oh alright they've done 13 to 4 13 around 13 or 14 robberies on Friday night alone on a Friday night alone okay so then they start seeing that

like the parents are like bro how many takies can they really eat I know that's what I'm thinking like maybe they're just stacking up somewhere at someone's house they were smart they would use it to like sell them at school but

anyway but they also should not be doing that not at all but I like so there's things I hate about things I like about it they're learning the power of like strengthened numbers and like unity yeah there's a hundred people working teamwork and working together they're just using it for the wrong thing they could really organize and like do something positive yeah like what I hate is

I don't know whatever's positive but the thing I hate though is helping like old people cross the street or something 100 people. Or out the B&B? Help old people fill out paperwork at the B&B. These robberies are happening in like the Rampart District, Hollywood, Wilshire, and West L.A. divisions.

But according to authorities, these kids don't seem to be from the neighborhoods where their crimes are occurring, which is very smart. That's what you're supposed to do. But they're like rolling in their bikes. You're not supposed to hit your local liquor store. Everybody knows that. So if they're not from that area, are they like from the valley? Probably.

They're for sure. They're for sure from. And there was a parent watching like Primera Impacto or something. It was like, hey. This is my, my, he's. This is me, I'm thinking about, like, if Little Vic were to do this, and I was like, I would not turn them in. And then I thought about it.

I was like, hell yeah, we're going to jail. I'm taking them. I've got to teach him a lesson. I don't know if I would turn. No, I would. I would. I would. I know I would be turned in.

Scared straight. Yeah. Because you allow this, and then what happens after that, dog? Get away with it? Yeah. Like, not, for real. Because then it turns into fun. Like let's go up to... What else can we do?

We get mad at the people that bumrushed. Like, Angie, you were at a cosmetic store. I was, I was. And I saw it. And I told the... And then you feel like, oh, I hate that I can't do anything about it. No, I was scared. So imagine...

Imagine their parents saw them and was like, I'm not going to say anything. Hey, take this too, yeah? Yeah, I get it. It happened to me one time I was getting a phone at Sprint. And then just a bunch of kids came in and just stole all the phones. And I was like, well, do you guys still have any for me? I'm like, I'm not part of them, but I'm still like to get my... phone please I would just hate it because I know that one you're putting yourself your ad it's just

not I didn't stress to your parents yeah that sucks but you as a parent if it seems like no one's gonna stitch on their kid I was I am I'm sure not on my knees is yeah I'm gonna do it because you do that there's other stuff you could do I can scold them myself I don't need the yeah I leave from my nieces I bet you you scold them already the fact that they did it decide you scolding them were you more scared of the parents or your parents are the cops who am I? The cops, obviously I want to see Angie scold somebody

That'll be like Oh, you've never seen me mad That's why I'll do that thing where you say run And then you throw a chancla Yeah I think they're like I could face my dad

Right Like if I am your kid And I go out and do a robbery And I just have to face you I can face you I've been facing you my whole life Yeah But if I know there's like some added

consequence Even if it's bad, like I faced you already my whole life. I deal with you my whole life. But now it's like some outsider. Let's go get your fingerprints done. If they start talking to me like that thing, yes, you deserve the cuff. No one's going to talk to you like that. They're just going to keep doing it.

The kid, the kid, yeah. They've done it 13 times. But it's not like they stopped. Yeah, that's tough. It's a tough situation. It's a definitely tough situation because you don't want your kid to be in that type of a system or put in there or start there. But maybe they're doing things that's going to put them there.

13 times like yeah you just you're kind of doing that on your own exactly so all right yeah yeah right sim or pimp b i amp sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip so dub what's up so duby woman online has claimed that her husband bought her a private island worth 50 million dollars so she could wear a bikini oh what a king zim he's rich yeah I'm 50 million dollars. He's controlling. Controlling. But in Dubai, they can't wear swimsuits.

So from what it said is that they wanted like the privacy and they didn't want like backlash. So that was the reason that he bothered the island. Oh, like maybe she's uncomfortable to be seen out like in a bikini. So he's like, baby, I'll make you comfortable. Here's your private island. Yeah. I mean, that's what it's assuming that it means. What?

That's what the assumption is That he bought her that private island So she could wear a bikini piece They usually have to Like be covered up I believe so, yes And I don't know exactly the laws over there But I do know that when it comes to like women

There's a lot more strict laws on it Right Yeah Okay is that simple pimped It's pretty pimped I mean Because he could buy in a whole island I make his own rules

I don't like the standard that it says because it makes me feel broke. That's true. He's a pimp. So he's a sim and controlling. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it definitely is controlling. That's a flex.

Right. Let's throw some stuff on him. Yeah, he's insecure. For sure. For sure, it's like, and no one's going to look at my girl. Exactly. That's what I was thinking,

but you made it seem like it's because of over there. I mean, I don't know, but it could be both. I think he. Because guess what? There's a bunch of guys that don't want their girls posting photos on social media. I know somebody like, Oh my God. And then they can just be like,

Ariel bought me with a private island. Yeah, see, I don't like the standard. Yeah, if you don't want me to post it on, you know me in Santa Monica in a bikini. If you don't want me hanging out of Doc Wiler. Yeah. Give me my island. You know me a Zuma.

I need an island. Not Catalina. He's a simp and he's a bad guy probably. I think he's a pin. That's a Blair. He's a pin for the island. I mean, it is a flex. Buy a grown island.

It's been for him. I mean, having that money, I guess, in a sense, like, makes you pimp, I guess. Yeah. But the idea that it's like you only could wear it on this island. Yeah. That means you have to travel every time he wants to see her in a bikini. I thought I was doing something going to Cabo with my girl.

This is like, just makes me feel like a terrible guy. I'm like, well, I'd never bought her net. I barely buy her thousand island. Right. We barely go to islands. Law and I like tea for me, police. Exactly. Okay.

I get it. Yeah. I think it's a pen. I hate it. I think pimp. Yeah, I mean, it definitely makes us broker people look bad. Brokeys? Yeah, broker people that don't want their girls showing bikinis.

No, I don't mind the bikini thing, but it's like, you own an island and you get to go anytime you want? Yeah. The bikini thing's not a bad thing. It's the whole island thing. That's nice. Okay. All right. So you're a sim.

It's a sim? It's a sim. It's a pimp. All right. Simp bad guy. Simps. Simps. Simps.

Simms. Sim. Sim. Cip. All right, check this out, homie. You need a home. homie or need some help we need your help we need a line i mean phone line we got you for the homie help Alex Alex needs our help Alex Alex all right Alex send us a DM and said what up brown bag

I need career advice I'm 21 years old from Reno Nevada and I'm having a little trouble right now I love cars and everything that has to do with cars same I've been working at this custom restoration shop for the last two years and I'm very thankful for for it. I've learned and met a lot of people, but this year, I had a daughter and have accumulated some debt. The shop doesn't pay me well, close to none, just enough for me to pay my bills. I work anywhere from 50 to 60 hours a week, six days a week, and I still get paid the same. The owner of the shop basically took me in because he saw the potential of me to be a good car builder. Should I just quit and find somewhere else to work at? Should I thug it out? What's some

advice that the brown bag can give me. 50 to 60 hours is a lot. Yeah, that is a lot. Crazy old team. That is a lot. What do you guys think, dads? It depends if that's like, if this is like kind of quote unquote paying his dues to like maybe this is like a very lucrative business to get into and it's kind of hard. That's the thing.

I mean, I personally, I'm not like a huge car fan like that. But I would like to know like, are you like paid hourly? Like, what is that situation? Because obviously if you're working 50 to 60, if you're paid good hourly, then maybe it might feel like okay. You know, I'm getting a good amount of money, OT. But if you feel like you're being a ticket advantage of at a low rate or maybe it's like a per day pay, like a set pay, then definitely I can understand why you feel that way. Like burnt out. Or if this is like somewhat of like an unofficial like paid paid internship to where it's like soon like it's like, oh, okay, well, I'm doing this so that you can like.

spin off and do your own thing and then you know you're still so young that he can like start to be a lot of head like a further ahead of a lot of people yeah you know at an earlier age or if he's just straight up taking advantage of just paying him nothing like because he can yeah yeah what type of car stuff he's doing as well yeah like yeah like if he's doing like bodywork and stuff if it's like for like low riders and stuff I'll tell you from like experience is like there's a lot of money in that you know what I'm saying and with the connections yeah stuff like that yeah it's like you know car enthusiasts they'll pay top dollar to get their their car like all for sure.

But it's also dependent on the times because I I dated someone that his family had like car accessory, like a car accessory shop. And that's good when it's good because that's like extra though. It's like your car don't need it. Exactly. For sure. If it's not something your car needs, it's dependent on if that person gets paid well if we're not in a recession, which we are.

Like all of that stuff is like dependent until like if they got that extra bread. Yeah. And if it's not, then like you're suffering because that's your livelihood. Exactly. But should he stay? It's his question. Should he stay? Because he has a relationship with the owner.

He has, like, connection there. The owner brought him in. The owner kind of wanted to be, like, a mentor of sorts, I'm sure. We have him on the line. Yes, we have Alex on the line. Alex. What's up, Alex? Hello?

Alex. What's up, Alex? What's going on? Hey, Alex, so the crew has questions for you. What type of cars do you work on? Everything. It could be lowriders, junk, JDM, street.

So you do like aftermarket, like custom work stuff like that? Yeah, we do like insurance work too. Like if it don't get paid out. Got it. We do fall. So body work. Is the shop that you work at,

is it like a very popular like shop, like in the area to where it's like this is like the place to go? So it's like working there is like at your advantage or is it just kind of like another shop that people go to? it's definitely an advantage because I get to meet people that from like southern California and like around here where I live but I wouldn't say like a popular shop just because there's a bunch of other shops here. And when it comes to like obviously pay you say it doesn't pay you well is it like a per day

is it hourly or how does that work for you? He says close to none per car yeah that's crazy. Yeah I get paid close to none. I get paid by week. So, like, it doesn't matter how much hours I put, I think they paid the same amount each week. So then work less. That's crazy.

Right? Yeah, that's something. This is probably one of his first experiences in the job market and stuff like that. Being a one of his first experiences of being taken advantage of it. Yep. Welcome to life. But you've been there for two years. Yeah, I've been there for two years.

It's different now, though, because you have a baby girl. You have a baby girl and you have some debt. Where does the debt come from? Mainly like credit card, you know, I'd be swiping it. But yeah. Yeah. Do you feel like you could take your experience and go to another shop, like, and make more money? I live kind of hard just because in high school, I would ask, like, people.

I would ask, like, dealerships, I would ask everyone. Like, hey, like, I just want to be around cars. I don't care. Like the pay or whatever. I work for free. But, like, people are real. like they gain keep a lot so they don't want to really keep like they like. Yeah.

See what you did though is you're like, hey, I'll work for free. And someone's like, all right. Come what you wish for me. So like you kind of set your terms. And so people are like, all right, come through. Yeah, no, I didn't tell this to that I'm working free. I thought I'll get. Close to none?

I'll work to close to nothing. I'll work for almost nothing. He said, I bet. Maybe per week I can work 70, 80 hours. That's you, huh? Have you told your, your boss? Like, hey, bro, I need more. Like, I'm assuming if you get paid weekly and it's not based on your hours,

it might be some under the table type of deal, it might be cash only. It's not, it's not, I don't think it's necessarily like you went in and you applied and you have like tax paper, whatever, reportedly allegedly, right? Yeah, reportedly. See, and then also that puts you as a disadvantage too because if, you know, well, maybe not in Nevada, but like in California, like, you can file for getting like a tax credit for your child and like potentially get a refund and something. Right.

He's just 21, so he's adulting for the time. Yeah, yeah, for sure. He's learning all of that. Why can't you get a job? Do you feel like you get a job job, like an apply job, all of that type of thing? Yeah, I can. Okay. Okay.

So then what's stopping you from doing that? There's something you're not telling us, Papacito, and it's okay to tell you. Tell us we're literally in other state away. They can't cross state line. Yeah. Yeah. I hope. No, I just love cars.

That's all I want to work out. It's your passion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it has nothing to do with your felony. I'm just kidding.

No. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. Do you have like a dream place you want to work out for cars? Like what do you want to do? Like, what do you want to do? Like, why don't you try to do that?

No. They're doing social media and showing people like, they're showing people how to work out cars yeah yeah it's his thing this is what he loves he wants to do my ride yeah so let me tell you this bro i'm gonna tell you this because when i was your age when i was your age i had a kid already uh i had my son at 18 and i love radio and i was interning at the radio stations and then i was driving to palm springs like on the weekends to do overnights and all that but when i was here i worked at old folks home

because while one was my dream one had to supply the dream because loki i was working for close to none or like in radio we had interns and that's when you're just like right now you're interning at that career at that job you're learning all you can and and and taking that in because you never had that experience before but like you have to have a job that supplies the dream yeah yeah yeah yeah we helped him yeah you can work on cars that like you know on the side like like you can have like a little like you know side business the thing is that if he I'm assuming if he does the side jobs, he still has to use the same shop.

Right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I'm done like side jobs. My boss looked me like two little little things on the side here at the shop. Got you. And you've been on social, huh?

Because if that's also, you've probably started doing videos and stuff already, right? Yeah, it's still a little weird for me, but I... Got it. Yeah. He's young. It's okay. He's young and in the workplace. What advice do you guys have for our guy that he and and a your boy, your baby mama?

You were her? Huh? You guys are together? Yeah, really really. Okay. Does she have a job? You know how to get laid off due to funding. Dang.

Don't think lying on. It's like me. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, you got, you got the family in your hands. Yeah. I'm sure you're dealing with a lot of that stress and we need to help you out, okay? Yeah. She seems

A little stressed And I know for you Like the whole world is on your shoulders And maybe like if you work somewhere else You might be hindering the dream that you have Literally you're 21 We're all in our upper 30s I promise you all except for Greg

It's getting there It's not as like It's not as urgent as you may feel Your sense of urgency is good Because that gets you to the next step No one gets to the next step Without feeling urgency The one that they're at right now

But you do have a lot of time. But you know you don't have a lot of time with that little baby as a baby. So it's like, don't be so upset that you need to get this. And I know why you have that pressure. Because your dad, your girls relying on you. Yeah. Your babies are lying on you. 60 hours a week is a lot.

That is a lot. It's like you get, and then I can imagine you get home burnt out. Yeah. What's your day like? Like, what's your, what's the schedule for you? So like right now I wake up like at 4 and be at the gym at 5. I come back, take like a 30 minute nap, and then go to work. And then you're at work from what time to what time?

Jeez. Bro, 12 hours? Alex, you have a kid at home. Yeah. Yo. Yeah. All right, we got to help him. He's learning.

I know. We're talking from experience. We're talking about, how much have you work where you're like, why am I here? What am I doing? The other people telling you, what are you doing over there? You know? The home you get to. I did the same thing, though.

Like, you definitely, even though, like, there's a, there's a goal or, like, a specific job you want in mind, you got to find the job that pays a little better. Yeah. Even if it's not something you like. Yeah. But it's less hours. Maybe find a job that gives you 30 hours, make the same amount of money, and those extra 30 hours you have to invest in whatever you want to do. Before I worked here, I worked at a warehouse doing, like, speakers and, like, fish tanks. But I made a lot of money out of it.

Wait, at the gas station, try to sell it to people? No, no. I made a lot of... You want an aquarium? You're in an aquarium? I had an aquarium and speakers. But I made a lot of money, like a lot, a lot of money. You ever combine them?

The speaker aquarium? Yeah, there actually was that. There was pretty cool. I don't want that. I don't want that. We show us a pamphlet or something. Make money here. I don't know why you left.

Sick. Yeah, it was a sick side job. Quarium speakers? Speaker Quarium. That sounds pretty cool. It is pretty cool. I'm sure. I'll show you.

It's pretty cool. But like I said, the sharks. You make a lot of, I made a lot of money, but it's like, it's not what I wanted to do. Right.

I was like, but I had to sacrifice what I wanted to do to make that money. To get it there. Yeah. To buy your equipment. Yeah.

All my equipment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All the nice stuff. So it's like, part of the dream. Angie's using this job

to sponsor her graphic design dreams. I used that the car wash, like I saw just like a bonus. Yeah. You literally can still catch Angie at a car. car wash in the O.C. area. I'm not going to tell you where. Oh, okay. But she does stuff there. I literally work everything. She's not. She's not. She's not car washing. Oh. That would be a whole other business model on its own.

And then we sell aquarium stereos outside. Hey! Hey. Oh, you're not saying. I'll take photos in your car and aquarium. Wow. And your fish. We'll just be present. Yeah. We'll do the play by play. Yeah. And now I'm just going for the upper windshield. Look at that form.

Yeah. All right. All right. 818. 52059. Let's help our guy Alex. He's 21 years old in Nevada. Right now it seems like he's getting like paid cash like to help out at a car shop.

Yeah. Facts. And he's learning. And he's learning. Like there is that benefit of it. He seems like he's interning at the car shop. And he loves cars. But also he has a baby.

He has a debt. He has debt. His girl got let go. So a lot is on his shoulders. What could he do about it? His questions are, should I just quit and find somewhere else to work at? Should I thug it out? What's some advice Brown bag can give me?

And he says that he sometimes stays there from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Yeah. That's insane. He must love cars. He does. He says that. His box is just like, dude, I hit the jackpot with this guy. He wants nothing.

He's here all the time. Alex's question, Alex, when you say you make close to none, Alex, what is close to none? Alex, what is close to none? What does that mean? So right now, close to none is just my rent. Okay. Okay. So in a month, you'll make enough to pay your rent.

Just the rent, that's it. Arizona? Nevada. Nevada? Oh, hello to say. Still, Nevada? Yeah. And you stay, you sometimes stay there from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.

There's probably also like your therapy, your relief. Yeah, away from the family. Clearly you see. suck at working on cars. You wouldn't finish faster, but... But you love doing it. He's still learning. Oh, I put the wheel wrong.

Yeah. Oh, I got to take it apart and do it all over again. Alex. But you love doing it, right? He's like, the bumper goes in the back? Oh, man. Three hours here. Well, what do you tell you, what is your girl's time?

I'm sure if she has the baby at home, she's not working. And you come in at 9 p.m. and then you guys only have enough to pay the rent. I'm sure she has told you something. Yeah, we talked about options. Like, I told her I don't mind going somewhere else. I've worked at warehouses and construction before. And, you know, it ain't much to it.

But I don't know. We're still trying to figure out, figure everything else. Yeah. Got it. You sound sad. It's 21. Yeah. It sounds 40.

It's just trying to figure it out. He's tired out. He's stressed. He's stressed. Got a kid dealing with, you know, his girl not working. It's a lot. It's a lot of take in. It can have to adjust.

Yeah, it can beat you down. You can work so much, but then you start to get burnt out. Yeah, a lot of responsibility on your shoulders. You probably feel like I'm still learning life too. Yeah. You know? And he didn't leave the family, so that's good, too. Like, there's people that are dealt with that responsibility and shoo-hmm.

I'm milk. Yeah. Go out to get some milk. They never come back. Did they become DJs? We got Violet in Sun Valley. Violet. What's up, Violet?

Violet. Voila. Hello. How are you? Buenos days, Corazon de Melones. Oh, my God. Who are you?

I need a hug from you right now. Get over here, Sun Valley. It only takes 15 minutes. I'm giving you a hug, Tulas. I'm your Tia. You guys are supposed to be coming to La Cernas. But I don't know. Nobody's getting my digits.

Okay, we need to get your contact information, Tia, Violet. I love Katna. She's so much. She makes a mean salsa. It's on you guys. It's so serious. Let's help the homie, Violet. Yeah, before I forget, because I'm a season 46-year-old, okay?

Well, Greg's for sure going. Greg's like, I'll forget, baby. So I've got advice for Alex, is it? Yes, yeah. Okay. Bebe, you need to quit. You need to quit. I'm going to tell you why, because life is so short.

Yes, we want to accomplish everything before we're 30, but in reality, that doesn't happen, miho. And unless, you know, you're given the possibilities and all that stuff. So my best suggestion is quit. 60 hours is ridiculous. You're wasting that precious time away from your baby, that you may not be able to to make up later because you're going to miss her time baby time anyways um you're going to work exhaust yourself dress does kill speak from experience dress does kill you and it does not help you're in nevana bunch of opportunities of jobs man telemarketers live there come on now

go telemarketing that's funny i don't know marketing you have to do something that Baby, you have to live in the presence moment right now. Life is too short. Your baby's growing by the minute. And you're too dressed out. You're 21. You're 21. You're wanting to fly before you learn how to crawl.

Are you PTSD right now when I was 21? Are you talking to Craig? I know. I know. I love you, Tia Waile. I'm going to do it, but Tia Mailead, I'm going to do it. I'm going to pay soon. I'm going to quit.

I'm sorry. I'm trying to fly, Dia. I love you guys. I love you back to you. You know, that's the best advice that anybody can give anybody because life is too damn short. Oh, sorry, too short. Too short babies.

Live to the fullest right now because we don't know if we're going to wake up for tomorrow. Wow. Thank you. Thank you so much. Wow. I just felt like very like

super. Yeah. The same speech and everything. The same speech I got when I got my first tattoo, like, Mijo, you have so much. much to live for. I'm like, what's a tattoo going to do to me?

Yeah. I'll never let you down, Tia. Well, also, what was the first tattoo? Yeah. In a backyard by a trollo

in the alley on my stomach. I te pass those, yeah, you could have lost your life. Yeah. That was. That was very dangerous. I don't think that was a

safe needle. Okay, let's talk. Alex, Alex, have a question for you. Wait, well, let's go to Fern first.

Fern. What's up, Fern? Hey, good morning. Fern, The bird. Boehitin,

building, Furn. Talk to us. What would you tell Alex, who hit us up? He's 21 years old. He has a baby

and a girl at home. His girl don't work. She got laid off. He works right now at a car shop. He gets paid by the week's cash. In a month, he only makes enough

to pay the rent. But he's there, like, day in and day out. He puts in hell of hours to this spot. He's wondering if he should leave or if he should just stug it out. Right.

So let's go ahead and now. Let's ask Let's ask for a little bit of more cash. If that doesn't work, then let's go back to the drawing board. Let's put our resume together. I got somebody out there in Reno. If you're really looking for a job, I got somebody out there in Reno that can help them out. Come on.

Oh, nice. Telling that your boy first at you, you're hired, bro. Trust me. Wait, what is your job? Where is this? If you guys can give him my information, I'll definitely try to hook them up. And like I said, I've been out there in Reno. I worked out there.

I was a supervisor for one of those facilities out there. So I know that for sure, the general manager can give them a job right there. Come on. That's good. The facility. Shut out, Fern. Shout out you, Fern. Shout out to you.

Thank you so much for calling in. We're going to put you on hold to get your info, okay? All right, for sure. If not, if not, Maximo has it. Yeah. That's the only Fern. Yeah. Why is Maximum?

Yeah. It's always Maximum. Oh, man. In case I got to go to Reno. How many contacts do you have your phone? So after you call in to talk to Brown Bag, Maximo gets on the line. And he just connects that.

Hey, we need a job in Reno. I got the homie friend in Bois Heights. I got the homie in Reno, you know what I'm saying? The general manager. And if you need your car, we got a guy. I got a guy. It's almost free. We got, almost.

We got Adrian from Compton. Adrian from the CPT. Adrian, Buenos Dias. How are you, Adrian? Hey. Los, Zetas. Al-a-la-la-la-la-la-la-old. Adrian.

Adrian. Adrian, what would you tell Alex, bro? I'd say get out of that toxic work relationship. So I did forklift driving for about 10 years. I was the best forklift driver ever. When you're a workhorse, people just push you and push you and push you and push you. So you're like, they'll push you to death, you know? And I had a homie.

He didn't have legs and he was a motorcycle mechanic. And he was like, look, dude, you want to learn how to do this? I can do this and I don't even have legs, bro. Wow. I got into learning how to work on motorcycles right now. It's better just for him to get out of that job, but work on his own. Even if he has to go work on the side of the street,

he's going to make more money than he does. And to show him. Abe, how did your home he lose his legs? A motorcycle accident. Wow. And he was still a motorized. He lost his legs in a motorcycle accident and then fixed motorcycles? He loves motorcycles.

He still picks motorcycles. Wow. Dedicated. Wow. That's his love. Wow. That's a guy thing. That's my love.

That's love for a guy. Oh my gosh. You got to push through, you know. You got to, like right now, right now I work delivering parts, you know, but I'm networking at all the car shops. I go to, you know, I work my ass off on my day off. I make more my day off than I do when I work. Oh.

Yeah, I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you back. You just want to let him know to what? What are you going to tell Alex? Leave? Get out of that toxic work relationship and do it for himself. He's so young, dude.

Yeah, he's so young. Yeah, he's a little. Yeah. I respect it. Yeah, I do too. I got a good idea. What? A couple hours away, you can take all your rent money and put it on red.

Don't do it. Oh, sure. He doesn't have to go anywhere. You can double your money. Or if you find a machine that says buffalo. Don't do it. That's part of how he got it. debt you stoojans.

Art guy Alex from Reno, Nevada. He doesn't get paid a lot. He's 21 years old. He works for close to nothing at a car shop. He has a daughter. He has a baby mama. They all live together. His girl doesn't work.

So everything's on him. However, he doesn't really get paid a lot. He's accumulated debt from swiping his credit card. And he wants to know, like, should he leave his job? His dream, though, is to work on cars. So he's doing what he wants to do. He'll stay there from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Which is crazy.

Is he even dreaming then? Like, does he have time to dream? I don't think so. He's living the dream. Living the dream. Yeah, and then he has to go home and face reality. Like, that's the thing. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I think he needs to, like, obviously create his own social media for his brand. Yeah. And then he needs to just branch off from his boss. But see if there's a way where he could potentially rent his boss's space for his job. That way he's making his own money. Yeah, partner. And then that way, and then his boss can outsource him. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. We got Albert from L.A. on the line. Albert. Albert. Albert, are you there?

Alberto. Yeah, I'm right here. I'm here, brown. Hi. Hi, Albert. Albert, what would you tell Alex, bro? Hey, bro, you're wasting your time, bro. I've been in the car industry since 2009.

I worked in the most famous Los Angeles Chevy dealer here. I'm not going to say the name, but you guys can probably know who is. What is? Which one it is? What is it? Okay, we're going to guess now, but like, go ahead. But finish the story. Okay.

I've been in it, bro. I've done those 10s, those 12-hour days. It's a common thing in the more automotive industry. But you, me as a father, I have two kids, bro, and I regret not getting a city job for the benefits, bro. I know if you want to work on cars, you say, if you do anything, just go change oil for the city, work those benefits. And trust me, it all pay off in the long run, bro.

So get more of a corporate job, if anything. But still doing something similar. Albert, I have a question for you, because you just said you're like in the biggest dealer or the ship. I know which one. But, but would that not have happened if you hadn't put those hours in when you were younger? Yes, that's true. At the end of the day, you're just a number.

It's just a number Like I said I got into the industry When I was 18 years old I made money And everything But I know that at the end of the day I miss a number

There's no benefits In an independent shop In the dealer world But work for the city And make sure your kids have a future bro Make sure you're set Before you're 50 bro Yeah

I feel it The guys tap in And you guys do this for a living Like this has been your life so many men have called in like Albert and said like hey I went through this yeah here's my experience and no one can tell you more than someone that's lived through that that situation so basically we all want to live our dreams but they get crushed oh aren't you living right now done no I'm just saying like they all wanted to do something independently yeah and they could have different dreams but then

what they're saying is they were in that in that situation beginning where someone is having you work for less where maybe you're starting a family and stuff like that so it can only be the them that give you the info but also when you're 21 it's like but it's different because I'm this yeah yeah for sure but it's different because it's happening but I really want to yeah yeah you got to leave the aquarium at some point you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you got to give context oh Greg used to work at a speaker aquariums yeah yeah speakers in aquariums we got you sell speakers in aquariums that gas stations yes to fund his dreams of DJ yes yes it was good uh Alex I have a question dog Alex you have a boss

right? Have you told him like, hey, I'm struggling? He's like, with all, like the shop is going and he's like, you're going to get paid more.

He told me that a couple times already and, you know, increase. Yeah. So he said when the shop gets going, so what does that mean? It would be like,

you need to be like, hey, give me a measure of what that means. Like a goal? Yeah, so that I know when we hit that because it could mean something different from him

and from you. To him, it could be like when I get this much, bread every week, then I'll give you, but you need to set that, bro. Yeah. What was the combo you had with him that, like,

put you on to working with him? So I was paint. And I attended, I don't think much of it. And I knew how to paint cards. So the long time ever, I was like, I quit and I went with him. Did you have to quit? Yeah, like, could you?

Because that was that, that paid you good, right? You said you worked at warehouses and it's paid you good? The last red house I was at It was cool It was good Yeah And then he

The guy was doing classes Probably to find Other people Or he was doing classes Because business was slow already Yeah And he was trying to make money Yeah based on

Based on you working there Like do you feel like Obviously he's making like good money Or do you also think like Maybe the business is struggling Yeah like you understand Where he's coming from Mm-hmm

what do you mean like you think he's doing well like his business like pay you more or you think he's just getting by too yeah go in the office and like look at the papers yeah go in the office and like look at the papers yeah yeah yeah look at his house yeah look at look at the bottom line what is he driving yeah yeah yeah just if you've had the combo with him already i would literally have the combo again like abro you've mentioned that it still looks a certain way yeah i'm struggling And like that needs to change. Or I got it there, bro. I'm not trying to leave and not let you know.

But this is where I'm at right now. My kid, my girl, I need that. Or break down what you're making right now into what you would make sense if you broke that down in eight, six, eight hours. And then be like, hey, let's do hourly for this much. Yeah. Yeah, I'll get some time back. But you're, but to stay in that situation at 21, dog, like you can find somewhere else that will, like this says you said you get paid close to nothing. they'll pay you a little more than close to nothing.

Like you'll find that at least. Yeah, you have two years experience. You're an asset now. Like if you got hired before, when you already knew how to paint, you know, now you have two more years of experience on top of that. You know what I'm saying?

Just a couple more years you can work at Pimp My Ride. Yeah. If you need a name on your resume, I own a car shop. Our guy Furn got a job for you. Oh, the way. Our guy friend, we're going to connect you, bro, because you're very dead right now. I don't need your.

Depri, so I told my depri and now we're all in dress. Yeah. Yeah. Not going to work. Now we're all in depth. More in depri. Okay. God damn in depri.

Alex, take care of yourself. Okay, hold on the line. No, they'll go ahead. All right. He's so sad. No, he won't leave. He won't leave. He won't leave.

He won't leave. He'll be around for two years. That's really me. He's going to stay on the line for 12 hours. That's me. Okay. Call us up to play Halloween scary movie trivia. Yes.

This is Ramona's favorite game. She created it. Yeah, and she's going to put us through it, right, Abona? Is it where they pick someone? Yeah, you call in, pick your player. Choose your fighter. Ramona's going to ask a multiple choice question. And then we're going to answer,

and you're going to tell us if you agree or not agree with us in order to win or not win the ticket. Just so everybody knows I'm the best at this game, all right? Things have changed from the last game. Yeah, from the... now the top fighter in this game. Just so everybody knows I went home yesterday and watched 25 scary movies. No, you did not.

I went home and watched the Menendez Brothers Dogs. That's scarier than all the movies. I looked at me. My son's different. Which one of you? Which one of you would be lials? Aw. All right.

Anybody else ready? I'm ready. Yeah, just because you know scary stuff. Yes. Feels great. Feels great to know things. Yeah, well, you didn't know any Hispanic stuff. Yeah.

Oh, that's how you feel. He also don't know what a cross is. It's a true, papi. It's a crew. All right. We have your tickets to our brown bag mornings after Dark Monster Match. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, Vick is so happy today. Yeah, what did you take? It's that coffee order. Have some brown bag line. Mike's in a spring coffee. Oh yeah, for sure. It's after dark. Happening in a night.

You'll have a blast. Brown back morning smart. I really like some coffee. I've been working on my breath control for that performance. I know. You have like three lines. You have like 10 days. I know.

I've been doing push-ups. I hope that helps. Push-ups for breath control. What's going to be your costume? By the way, you can dress up in costume. when you come to our Brownback Morning's After Dark Monster Match, no masks, no,

no prop weapons or real weapons. Yeah, no real weapons. No swords, no bats. No bats. Yeah, and I don't mean the animal. I mean, like, literal, like, batsmen. So if you're baseball player, but I'm Batman.

Okay. So just that why, you can bring, you know what I want to do too during Brown by Mornings after Dark Monster Match? I want to get a couple, like, we do a couple costume contest. Oh, that's. So if you come with your man or your girl

or like your bestie, or whatever. Are your homies, your bromance? You can come in your Halloween costumes. Perfabore. And we're going to have a costume contest. That's cool.

All right. I think it. Yesterday, we recorded a podcast. I know. This could be a Semper Pimp nominee. And Vic was asked like, hey, what are you? What's the scariest thing that could happen to you in Halloween? And he's like, if my girl doesn't want to dress up in a couple of costume.

I just said that. I did. Did it to make everybody laugh, yes. Sure. No. You meant it. Oh, he's a love. Yeah.

So, yeah, Jordan, if you don't couple costume up with this guy, he's going to be all depri, and we don't need more depre in here. We got to change his shirt. It says Poverty of Marathon. We've got to change it to his girlfriend. Property of Jordan? I feel like I saw that one at Ross.

Jordan Brad. Jordan Brad. All right, well, right now we have your tickets to see all the couple costumes, including Vic and his girl. Coming at Brown Bang Morning's After Dark Monster Match But we're gonna play a game of hip-hop trivia I'm winning I'm trying to win so bad

Of horror trivia or what is it Ramona? What type of trivia is it? Scary movie trivia. Scary movie trivia? Oh, I got this. Can't wait. So we have Blanca in Riverside. What's up?

Blanca. Hey, what's up? How are you? What are you? What's up? Blanca. I'm excited. What's up?

I'm like shaking and nothing. Okay, but don't get nervous. Okay. Yeah. What? Who happens? Oh, no, she's not playing. Oh, okay.

So Blanca, check this out. We're going to spin the wheel and it's going to land on one of our names, okay? Depending on who it lands on, that's the person that's going to play for you, okay? Come with me if you want to win. All right, all right. I am hoping that you get Vic. He literally is the main person that knows all this stuff about horror. Yeah.

And horror. Horror. It's not fix it right there, so I get Vic. Okay. Okay, all right. Check this out. Let's spin the wheel, brother. Okay, Blanca gets...

Bung-pun-a-pom. Angie. Oh! Angie! I'm so sorry, Blacaneve. Can you make it like a Mexican horror, like a Yorona, let's be like that, Manu Peluda. Okay, ready?

She said no. Yeah. So in Halloween, Michael Myers, as a child, kills his teenage sister. What was her name? A. Judith, B, Jackie, C, Jen. Ramona really does not like Angie. I know.

Okay, pick one and then I'm going to say... Miguel Maers. Miguel Maelze. I will go with C, final answer, Jen. C, Jen. Blanca, do you agree or disagree with Angie? I agree. She agrees.

Okay. She is wrong. What? What? Don't say with her. Oh, my God. I got, hold on the line. It was my sister, huh?

Judith. It was Judith. Yeah. I would have picked Judith because she has a sister named Judith. And I'm like, I wouldn't kill her. She's. She's my only sister. Okay.

Ah, we got Isaiah. I'm sorry. Isaiah from Woody. Isha. Isaiah. Isaiah. Hey Isaiah, who do you hope you get to play for you?

Hey, hey, let me get a vague, man No, you don't get to choose Oh yeah, don't worry, he's in sleep right now You're never lying to get him All right, let's spin the wheel Don't da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha Maximo Maximus!

Oh, Isaiah Maximo! You're going to hang up now Maximum wasn't allowed to watch scary movies He's on the grill. All right. So here's going down, Isaiah. Maximil's going to answer the multiple choice question.

You can agree or disagree with his answer, and that can be whether you win or not. Okay. Go ahead. Ready? Okay. In the purge, how long does the annual purge last? Oh, you better know this dog.

A is 12 hours, B, 16 hours, C, 24 hours. C, 24 hours. Hmm. Bro, Isaiah, do you? You agree or disagree? Disagree. Okay, as long as it's wrong, if he's, if Maximo's right, Isaiah loses. But if Maximo is wrong, Isaiah wins.

Maximo is wrong. Let's go. Congratulations, bro. We'll see you. We'll see you, peace on the grill. Reverse psychology. You say the wrong answer, so you say it's right. You don't know.

You had no idea. Yeah, you had no idea. Because he knows I don't want horror movies. You only. See? Wait, what was the right answer? Come on, Matt. So it happens.

So it happens, it's like only night. It's from 12 hours. 12 hours. It's like the nighttime. It's in the announcement for the next 12 hours. All crime is legal. Yeah. All crime.

Yeah. I've actually seen those. You saw the perch? Yeah. Oh, the crime. They're really good. They're actually really good. You still didn't know.

Can we play more? Can we play more? Okay. Cindy. Cindy. Cindy. We got Cindy on the line. Hi, good morning.

Hi, Cindy. Hello, Cindy. Hi, good morning. I know what you get last summer. So, yeah. That's right movie. Let's, let's spend the week. you. Say it again.

Hello, Cindy. That's really good. That's a running joke for me, yep. Letty! Let's see. Let's see. I'm going to tell you this right now. I would watch scary movies.

I would immediately watch like a sing-along after so that I wouldn't have bad dreams, but I would watch scary movies, okay? All right. It was forced to. All right. Get ready? Yes, but please don't make it like one like how you gave Andy. Okay.

Yeah, but for four. Which city were Alex and his classmates flying to when he had disturbing premonition on the plane Who is Alex? Yes! Ramosa! Respectfully, get out of here. First of all, first of all, first of all,

who is Alex? A final destination is not a scary movie. Yes, it is. No, it's not. It's a cautionary tale. Everybody knows that. And that's why we don't drive behind the wood, those wood thing.

Oh, I still get paranoid. Yeah. Don't sleep in the shower. That's why you don't live weights. Oh, that's why you... What are you by options? Yeah. A, Paris.

B, London, C, Rome. Alex. What? Who is Alex? In final destination? Paris, London, Rome. Where would I want to go to? Paris, boom. Final answer. Emily and Paris.

Correct. We! Let's go! Let's go! This is Friday. Hey, Cindy, you're going to Brownback Warys after our responsibility. Hey, Georgie.

No, you're Cindy. Let's go. She would have. agreed with me. Hey, Cindy, you would have agreed with me, right? I would have. There you go. Liar.

There you go. Wait. Wait a minute. That was, all right. All right. If you're going to go traveling somewhere, you're going to go, like. I still want to know who the hell Alex is. Yeah.

The main character. She said it like if we all knew. Oh, no, we don't want to. There's only one Alex in the world. All right. I was like, Alex from the homie up like. I know. We have Timo from Long Beach.

Timmo. Maybe it's like. Oh, Demmo. Temo. Temo. Temo. What's your... What's your... What's up? Timo. Timo, what's your real name? Like your government name? My government name, oh, my name is Quotemo. I knew it. Spell it, spell it, bro.

Oh, man. I'm going to have to win if I was ever spell it all like that. Is it what a cue? It's with a C. C. Oh, like Quatemok? Like that's a place Yeah That's a place in Mexico

Did you know that? He's an Aztec ruler Wow That's cool Shout out you All right Okay We're gonna see

Who's gonna play for you Okay Okay Okay I hope it's not big Because Montezuma And Guatemok Probably hate Vic

Spanish Antist Yes That's right Let's go Guatmok All right Just no Spaniards are known

To betray the Aztec No I'm gonna pay you back For all the stuff we did Right, right, Guantamok, the rules He's like, dude, call me Temo, please. Temo, it's just such a beautiful name. It is, like so beautiful, dog. Cochemos Blanco.

Yeah, wow, I don't know what that means. But, okay. Golly. Wow. I'm loving so much right now. Victor is going to answer a question, multiple choice question from Ramona. And then if you get to choose whether you agree or disagree with his answer, if whatever you do is right, agreeing with him or disagree.

agreeing, then boom, you get the tickets. What's the question? In the movie, Carrie, what do Carrie's classmates jump on her? A, pig's blood, B, goat's blood, C, cow's blood. The answer is A, pig's blood. Okay, all right. Hey, Demo. You never seen Carrie before?

Demo. I agree, I agree. That's good. Okay, okay, let's see. He's correct. Yeah! I got you, Temo. That's so tight.

We're going to see you at our Brownback Morning's After Dark Monster Mesh, bro. Congratulations. Thank you. You're welcome. That's cool. I don't want Greg to feel left out, but there's no one that we have on one. Can he just play a little movie? By the way, you're a scary movie, like, I'm waiting for the chucking question.

You are generating yourself. Like, don't tell me nothing about Dracula right now, please. Can he no, sir, fat, fat, too. All right. Do a scary movie trailer for Greg. For Greg? Okay. What is the name of the summer camp where Friday the 13th takes place?

Wow. Jesus. She's going to give you multiple. A. Camp Clear Lake. B. Camp Crystal Lake. C.

Camp Willow Lake. B. That is correct. Yeah. Wow. That's not you answer one of these. Yes. The only camp I know is from it takes two.

I need that one. Camp Calloway? Oh. There are two serial killers at the center of Silence of the Lambs. What are their names? Buffalo, Bill, and Hannibal Lecter, cut-throat Jack and Jigsaw, Psycho Bill, and Edward Cisorhands.

A. Yeah, that's true. She was one that wrote that. She wasn't a good thing. She didn't write these, fool. No she did Buffalo Bill Oh like I did that

Cupid dance Hold on if she did read those them though Because she's highlighted them Buffalo Bill If someone Ask her

Scary With the There's movie Trivias up there I gave a new one Okay Alright Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah What is Chuckie's son's name Jesus You have to

You have Chuck He has a son In the hood Or like Yeah That weird Little baby

Little Maybe it's a little Maybe Little Chucky? Yeah Chuck Jr. Or Glenn. A little Chuck Chuck.

All right. Ramona. A little Chuck. Answer. Ramona. You have to give her movie. My answer was Chuckie has a son. Yeah.

Okay. Ramona, we're going to play you three monsters and then you're going to tell us which the monsters are. Okay. Okay. You thought the game was over. But it's only just begun. Do you want a balloon to it, George's? So it's three movies. Which movies is it?

Is one of them It and then Freddy Kruger? I don't know. What's the other guys? There's three movies. How does it feel? Yeah. See? Gingsaw Freddy Kruger and it?

It's Jigsaw Psycho and It. Ro! Sorry, I don't want to go out there. We love you so much. You love working with you. You're literally the best. Sambra Salah with Angie. Which, by the way, Angie, you have a couple.

crazy contraption in front of you. I do. I do. It's a, did you? It is a lie detector test. Like a kid's version of it. Yeah.

You know why? You know why? Because Armiana Grande took a light detector 10. Beautiful. Beautiful. She has come clean of all the rumors that apparently people have been asking.

They asked her about Mac? No, no, no. They asked her. That's right. Pete. The what? Pete. No, no.

Not about that, but. Oh, okay. You're saying the rumors. That's about breaking up that. So she answered what she wanted to answer? This is Ariana Grande, all right? I know you guys have been wondering if she's ever gotten a BBL, okay? Because she answered that.

Never crossed my mind. Oh, wait. What? Are we talking about the same? Are you talking about the same Ariane? Yes, listen, listen. Ari. Have you gone to BBL?

Get the fuck. Out of here. Yeah. She's being deceptive. She has not gotten a BBL. We know. The rumors are fake. It's pretty obvious.

That's kind of, yeah, I could eyeball that one. She went on Vanity Fair. She's like gracing the cover of Vanity Fair, right? And so part of that interview is like taking a lie detector test. And some other questions they asked her was about like her, if she's ever gotten any work done in her face because there's always been things about saying like she's gotten plastic surgery, her nose chin. And she answered those, listen. Did you get your nose done?

No. Did you get a boob job? No. Did you get a face? Can you imagine? No. Not yet. I'm open.

Truthful. She's telling the truth What about a chin implant? How do they do that? No. I've had fillers in various places and Botox but I stopped like four years ago and that is the extent.

There you go. I love her so much. What? I love her so much. Yeah, but apparently people were telling her or saying that she knows she's gone and work done fillers and things like that but she said no, never done that, just fillers.

Yeah. Well, she has done fillers. Well, yeah, yeah, but I meant like plastic surgery. Not like facelift and stuff like that. It's because people don't know what to call it. They'll be, they'll say you have Botox because you have filler and Botox is not even filler. It's different. Botox is for wrinkles.

They're like, so you don't have this thing. Like when you, oh, in the middle of your eyebrows. Yeah. But people were like, oh my God, she has Botox. And also it's, it's, uh, your definition of work done. Right. Because it's like, oh, she's had work done. And she's like, no, I haven't just Botox.

Or just for this like, well, to them, that's not. Well, to them, like, they think it's a, you went under the knife for that. Exactly. And it's like, it's not. It's a needle. It's literally walking. Hey, make my lips. do this plump and then they do that.

That's work. Somebody was working on you and it got done. That's working. Yeah, but it's not a knife. But it's also no shame in it. It's like when guys put the little paint on their beard, right? Do they say they went for a haircut or do they say they got paint on their beard and enhancements?

Winning got work done. You don't say that. You won't get a hair cut. You weren't got a hair cut. So I went and I bought a lie detector test so Vic or anyone here in the room wants to take it. Why do you want to give it to Vic specifically? Because I'm Beck is next to me. And then I asked Maximum, Maximum,

Like, no. Damn. But you know what? It is a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's like, you know what?

I already tested it with Maximo. No, but I'm telling Maximo. Like, why don't you want to do it? No, I said I'll do it. He's afraid of that one question. All right. Take your hat off though. Take it off so we can actually.

So it can be on your brain. So he's putting on a headband. A little headband. A little plastic headband and it has little light bulbs. Just do it like that. It looks like a, like a beer one. And Angie, you're telling me that that little plastic is going to be. My brain waves, look.

When they do the light detectors, they put stuff all over. No, not this one. Not this one. This looks different because it's reading your mind. All right. And then someone put their mic really close to the little sound or thing. Victor, I need you to put your two fingers right here. It's going to be reading.

Are we recording this? Can you catch that this is, hold on. This is legit. We tried it. Maxima, I asked you a question earlier saying like, do you like Becky G? Yes. And it said he was saying the truth. So you said no, that you hate her.

No. No, he said he loves Becky Jean. Okay. All right. Yeah. And I said I do love her. And I'm reading question based on this thing, right? No, we're going to test her right now.

Ready? So you also, your hand has to be on the end. Yeah, what if it reads your head? Listen. Ask him if his name is Victor first. She got this at, like, at a kid's store. It literally looks like operation, but she messed with the wiring. She got work done to the operation.

I feel like Zapp and Roger used to change her voice. Yeah. All right. Okay, it's reading you. There's three lights. Ask him a question. Ask him if his name is Victor to see if it's true. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, question one. Okay, take it out. Hold on. Okay, now you're good. Put it back in. All right. All right. Question one.

Hey, yo. Let her do it. Victor. Put it, put it. Yes. Oh, wait. It's loading. It's loading.

Wait. I don't know what's going on. Take it off. This thing. No, it's calculating. It's calculating. Yes, it is. Wow.

Okay, okay. I got it. I'm curious about that. He kind of looks like a Henry to me. Me too. Okay, right here it's asking. No, you, let's us ask it. Ah!

Ah! Maximo, you ask a question, and then I will ask a question too big. Okay, okay, okay. You go. Reading. I hear you. Are you a Raider fan? Yes.

Wait. It's calculating. Take your hand out. Take your hand out. Yeah That's cool That's cool That's cool

Okay go go go do do do do Do you do do Do your finger back in Do you Do you love working with me Yes Behind that Oh my god

Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh wow All right All right Have you ever cheated on your girl Let's see.

Okay. Let's see. Have you ever cheated on you, girl? No. Okay. Oh! Okay. I'm asking for brown back.

I'm asking for brown back 40. I was broken. Greg. Yes. You're happy reading this article. Yes, I'm very happy. Talk to us about what you saw. I'm thinking about all the times that I've had with my boys and all the fun times.

That's keeping me. alive and keeping me happy. Okay. Yes. There is a study done by the University of Oxford that was done for us, the boys only. The boys. Saying that men need to drink with friends or have a guy's night. Hold on.

Hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, you said boys. Have a boy's night out. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't try to put some science behind your addiction, brother. Have a boys night out with our friends. That's a drinks, going to watch a game, going to do boy stuff, you know.

Play some sports. Play some sports. You know, like do all that type of stuff. And it's keeping 40% of men happier and more satisfied. How many times? Twice a week. Twice a week? Twice a week.

Twice a week. Twice a week. To have a boy's night out. The line is like that. And that is a lot. Yes, it says that if you're going to social groups and you suffer from like being depri and stuff like that. going out twice a week will help you be happier

will help you be like more successful in life which I can't agree if you just go to the gym that'll help you with your depri sometimes I'm like oh and everybody else here is fit I'm just so sad where's the chocolate never mind yeah yeah

I remember I feel like first yeah Greg read this and was like oh so ohos loco is good for me yes twice a week it's helping me it did last time I was sad

Why not? Okay. Temporarily. Two, two. So it could be anything between like playing games. You don't necessarily watching the game. It don't have to be like drinking. Nope.

You can go out. But you can take it easy on your liver. Yeah. You wanted to. What did it turn into alcohol, bro? You said. I have to say. Oxford said nothing about drinking.

Yeah. I know. Going out with your boy. Yeah. Get a drink with your boys. Yeah. It says that men who typically have trouble saying getting okay from their wives and their like girlfriends to go out that this will just make them happier.

Well, This is fine because there's also a study that's revealed that women's overall health and well-being improved when she also spent two nights per week with her girlfriends. So let her go controlling those fools. Same day. Yeah. I don't know about that one. The health perks from these girls' nights include stronger immune system, faster recover times from illness, reduce anxiety, and boost overall kindness. Yeah.

Kindness. Let her grow up with her home girls. Twice a girl with her home girls, bicker about you there so she's not bickering to you about you in front of you. Don't you want a happy girlfriend? Yeah. Come on, come on, while you're at your boys and I let her have her birthday. Yeah, who's she going with, though? Her girls.

Don't worry about it. What did you say? Playing sports. Yeah. No, what's happening there? So what's the plan? See? Yeah.

No, no, you don't like it. Who section is it anyway? Yeah. What's girls night? Who's paid for all of those dreams? I've never seen a girl pay for a section. Yeah. All of a sudden you're not posting in your stories.

Girls don't need to go out to sections. They do, though. In LA? In LA. In LA. In LA. Whatever. It's not our fault that the promoters are out there saying like this.

If you guys got in free before 10, you'd be in there too. Y'all just mad. Cating from outside the club. Literally. Literally.