Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 314 Biological Clock is Ticking Brown Bag Mornings (10/8/24)
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It's Marwan ever six brown bag mornings.
Good morning to you.
Good morning.
We're on a Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Every day feels like, I don't know, like a hopeful Friday, but then it's like, oh, damn.
It's actually Tuesday.
We're in October 8th, you guys.
That's it.
That's it.
Around the corner, you know what it is?
Our Roundback Mornings After Dark Monster Match Baby.
I was calling through my dram late at night when my eyes seemed something that made me fright.
It's a monster that only come out late at night.
nights and suddenly we ended up at the Brownback Morning's Monster Mash.
It's after dark glass.
All right, check this out all morning long this morning.
We are giving you tickets to our Brownback Morning's After Dark Monster Mash.
And when you win with us, you also get a meeting, greet passes.
Wow.
Meeting Greek passes to hang out with us and to see J Rock Live, our guy Ray Vaughn live from
TBE, more surprised guests.
And, you know, we're planning our show.
We're checking it twice.
We're low-k-sana with this.
Yes, yeah.
To make sure that you have a great time.
Did you have Vic practicing right now?
Oh, my God.
I feel like he practices at home.
Vic, the pressure is on.
I really hope that you've memorized.
Oh, yeah.
You got backup dance?
Late at night.
Okay, that's like in the middle of the song.
Yeah.
There's more than that.
Like, start now.
Like, what is, how does it start?
Go.
I was.
Wait, I just played it.
I was rolling through the ground.
No, scrolling through the ground.
Late that night
When my eyes
Say something
That made me
I love it
Wow
I hope you don't perform it like that
Yeah
We need more energy
We need to save his vocals
For you
Yeah
I want to over-exert my vocals
Yeah
It's barely
Okay I like that
You're right
You're right
Thinking about the audience
I like that big
All right look
We have your tickets on deck
And we also are gonna learn something new today
From our girl Angelica
Okay you guys are gonna
Hate me for this
But I'm gonna ruin like a song
That we've all dance
to and sing along too, okay?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
To the window, to the wall?
No.
What did they do?
It's like everyone in the world knows it.
Not you and no.
No.
No?
You're going to learn a day.
Today I learned with Angie.
Oh, you're going to learn day.
Okay.
I'm going to ruin this song for you guys.
Which one?
My Garena.
Impossible.
I'm happy already.
You cannot.
anger.
You would think so.
You would think, do you guys even know what macarena means?
Yeah, dance.
The things you shake, aren't they?
That's a Maraca.
That's a Maraca.
Same, same but different.
No, some, when you put your hands out like this?
Armacross.
They're like, someone's name is Macarena.
I feel like it means nothing.
It just, it's just the word that just is like, you just say it.
Macarena and cheese.
You know, that's what I thought.
I really thought like the whole time since I was little dancing to it,
along to it, I always thought it was a dance, but Letti's right.
It's actually a person.
Yeah.
The girl's name is Macarena.
And this whole song is actually talking about macarena cheating on her man and getting with two of her boys of two of his friends.
Oh, right.
That her boyfriend's right.
Wow.
Her boyfriend's name's Vittorino.
Yeah.
Cheats on him with two of his friends.
And even in the song, like the English version, she talks about it.
Does an English version?
Yes.
No, don't you worry about my boyfriend.
The boy his name is Vitorino.
I don't want him because then him.
So is your reply?
It was a reply to him?
Come on.
You guys clearly never bought the single
with a different version.
And it's like, okay, after that song, I'm like,
after I learned that part, I'm like, oh, my,
so after you actually listen to the lyrics?
Pretty much.
Okay, because it's not like a hit.
They say it in the song.
I know, but I don't think anyone actually heard it.
No, we heard it.
I listened to the hook only.
Do you even know the words, Victor?
or break.
Hamda, hammerana?
See?
Humda-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-.
Yeah.
I think of the Tiger song
when he remixed it himself.
No, not that.
But to me, I'm like, I always said it, like, you can dance la macarena to any Spanish song.
But now, knowing this, what it means, now I'm thinking, like...
You can dance to the macarona to any song.
You can still dance to me.
I know, but now that I know it's like, damn, macarena.
You were, like, out here.
Yeah.
When she puts her hand out two times is for both of the homies.
Yeah.
And then she puts it on her head.
And then she turns around to the other one.
Oh!
Definitely you've been dancing to the other line.
I'm never doing that dance again.
Me either.
But you shimir.
And then, back her.
Next guy.
She clearly had a Coza Buena.
That part.
Oh, my God.
Even like that part where they're singing the Daletu Quirpo Aligria, it's saying like,
give your body happiness macarena.
And it keeps going.
saying like your body deserves
Aligre de Cosa Buena.
Your body deserves.
We can count her all this all day, but
these are the homies talking to her.
So there's a dirty maker.
And it was two of them, right?
Yeah, this is a dirty maker's song.
Oh my God.
What if it was inspired by true events?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I thought guys don't do that too.
They're friends of girls.
True.
I would hope not.
I would hope not.
Thank you.
Can we have next?
Playing the Macarena.
It's October.
If you're getting into your little fall
of Primor.
Don't worry
Yeet
Don't worry
The Dodgers are going to win today
Do you?
Dodger Blue baby
Your mood will turn around
Yeah
I promise
It's gonna be a blue mood for you guys
Yeah
Blue is not bad for us
Yeah sure
Okay it's cucka brown
It's not sadness
That's worse
It's cuckab brown
Because we're gonna be on them all right
That's what
You have both
Diarrhea colors
As a team color
Because we always
Brown and yellow
It's like
Browning yellow
When I see brown and yellow
My stomach hurts
All over again
Yeah
Yeah
So great now
Let me get started
With S and D mean
Oh
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
Are we jumping
Greg?
No
No
San Diego Pride
Rage
LA Dodgers
It's gonna be
Over that
Pickle Park
Right
Yes it is
Okay
Okay
Okay
No Dodger fans
Yeah
Because they know
That every time
There's a
Game out there
The Dodger fans
We're gonna
domesticate them
Yeah, don't you guys need money?
Huh?
Don't you guys need money?
Yeah, we don't need stuff thrown on the field, though.
You guys throw stuff.
Yeah, you guys do.
There's literally video of you guys throwing stuff.
Everyone did it.
We're all that fall.
Yeah, let the Dodger fans take the blame for the stuff throwing on the field.
Isn't it be a good game, though, today?
And I just want to remind you guys of the bet that's going down.
I was looking at prop bets right now.
I mean, what?
No, no, you guys have your own bit.
The guys.
The guys.
I bet.
Yeah.
Greg.
And very.
Victor.
Yes.
Vic, you look amazing and your Dodger, Blue, bro.
I had a great cut.
I had to represent.
It makes you shine, bro.
That lush beard that will still be here come next week because the Dodgers are going
to win in this series versus the Padres.
I had to tell my girl about the beard thing.
Oh.
You did what?
And I was like, don't worry, baby.
The Dodgers got this.
I'm not even worried about nothing.
When's the lesson to shave your beard?
2017.
I was,
I've never known Vic without a beard.
bar for Halloween.
Oh, so you're full dedicated.
Yeah, and I just left it.
Well, I just got like a mustache.
Ah.
Yeah, I've never known Vic without a beard.
I know he had his little moment where he looked like Polly Dee from Jersey.
Yeah, he did.
But, yeah.
And then after that, full man, full grown beard.
That's right.
Greg, you're still growing it, right?
Yeah, this is like 10 years worth of work right here.
Yeah.
Just 20 more, buddy.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'll ever be able to grow a beard like that.
Okay.
That's fine.
How long does it take you to grow yours back?
Half a week.
A week.
Not to be this full, but like, you'll see something.
Like, it'll be scruffy.
Not less than a week.
Less than a week.
What?
Two hours.
Yeah.
Big talk in the game.
Anyway, the bet is on.
Whoever loses a series between the Padres and the Dodgers, one of our guys has to shave their facial hair.
And then Vic added extras on it.
He wants to hit your head.
My head, that's fine.
That's a deal.
All right.
He has a nice beard, that's why.
So I'll add that in there.
all good.
You're talking about the way
Curr's today you're talking about
Yeah.
It's more fair.
We have shout-outs today.
Yes, we do.
Amanda wants to give a birthday shout-out to her son, Gio.
He turns 11.
Gio!
She wants to wish him a great, happy birthday
and have a great day at school.
Get ready to party this weekend.
Let's cry.
Oh, you're going to turn up this weekend, Gio.
With a party.
Stephanie wants a birthday shout-out.
She turns 28.
She listens all the time with her kids
on the way to school.
Cool.
What's up, Steph?
Happy birthday to you, baby girl.
Oh, I got a shout out.
David from ballet.
Valley.
Yes.
California.
I met him too.
Yeah.
Not California.
Not California.
The Grand California.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
Because when I was getting in my car, he's like,
Letty?
And I was like, yeah, he's like, bro, I listen to you guys in the morning.
I listened to the podcast.
I was like, yeah, the crew's here.
And then I saw your text.
Yeah.
When I was leaving, he was like, Maximum?
Probably the same.
The same.
Like.
Same thing
When I was leaving
I just met Maximum Leti
I just met Letti
Yeah
It was cool
Is this the guy that said he hates me?
Yeah he did tell me
Oh he said that
He said shout to everyone except Greg
Because Greg's a Padres fan
Let's go
You will
I bet you have fans
Yeah
That love you because you're a Padres fan
Yeah I hope so
They're all in Baja California
But
I bet you'll think you have fans
They cannot cross to the side.
But, you know, their fans nonetheless, we appreciate you.
We appreciate you. Don't like the team you're for, but I guess.
It's okay.
If Greg represents you.
Yep.
Yeah.
So shout out David.
Yeah, yeah.
Big up to our guy.
All right.
Let's get into Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
Word on Rosecrans.
Rosecrans.
Roast the word.
The word is, Nellie brings out the St. Lunatics even though they're suing him for $50 million.
Dang.
That's wild.
Look, so, Mellie performed at the AMAs this past weekend, the American Music Awards.
But before his performance, he posted about the performance and teased it a little bit and had to say, STL invades at AMAs.
And anyone who has a problem with that, sue me.
Take a shot.
Why is it being sued you guys?
Because of country grammar?
It's revolving around the publishing and writing on the country grammar album.
Yeah, classic.
Yeah.
So after, you know, once he made that post and once AMA started, he brought up.
out the St. Lunatics.
Love it.
Chingi and Jayquan to all perform their hits with me.
Oh my God, that was my era.
Yes.
Except one member of the St. Lunatics.
Yeah.
Ali, who said he's never going to reunite with Nelly or hit the stage to perform with
him ever again in the future.
He's probably the one that was trying to rally up the guys for the lawsuit.
He said he was the one that wrote the most and contributed the most and got the least out of it.
He's the plaintiff.
Right.
Pretty much.
And I know it in that lawsuit, like the.
St. Lunatics, all of the members are trying to get off that, like, they don't want us to Nile.
It's literally just Ali that's saying, like, no, I'm going to go forward with you.
He was probably like, hey, didn't you write that line, Kaiwan?
And he was just like, I did.
All right.
Can you sign this right here, brother?
Yeah, they're saying that they all want to pull out of the thing because they didn't want to be mentioned.
They didn't even know.
So it was like a forced way of having their names on the lawsuit.
Yeah.
Because it brings more validity to it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And the way that it's turning out to be, it's like, it's everyone literally against a,
Ali, like, Ali's the only one that's like not talking to the crew.
Yeah, Murphy Lee, City Spud, and Kauwan were on stage with him.
And everything seemed fine.
Everybody was getting along.
Even Chingi and Nelly.
So that's where I'm more tripping.
Yeah.
Because Chingi and Nelly had a beef.
No.
They did.
Yeah, yeah, they did.
But they squashed it.
They're cool.
They did like a little distrax thing and all that stuff.
Like remember who put that right there?
All that stuff.
Yeah.
But I like this.
I like the like, like, let's get along toward.
It was, yeah, like St. Louis above everything.
One of my bosses before he was like, you spend half your life burning bridges and then you spend the rest, the other half, trying to build them again.
Wow.
I was like, whoa, that's too much, Jimmy Steele.
Wow.
Right now.
Just trying to do you right now.
It's really crazy.
Wow.
Life.
Very philosophical.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, but yeah, shout out Nelly bring out the St. Lunatics and J-Quant.
It was cool to see J-Quant too because especially like in that setting, it's the AMAs.
It's like, and we know that.
what's that song
the bar song tipsy
oh that full shibuzi
shibuzzi sorry
that shibuzi song is like still like number one
and everywhere and it's like if people see that they're like
oh that's where he's got in the right
they're like why are you remixing his song
this young man has a remix of shibuzi's
yeah
and Ali's like pay me for that
I gave an idea
yeah but look
moving on
Tyrese and Genuine Stop by Brown Bag
And once we finally stopped joking
and Tyrese stopped clowning Moxieb.
I don't think it ever stopped.
It was a temporary stop.
He clowned all of us.
Even in the hallways, me and him were going at it.
Once that happened.
You guys weren't going at it.
He was clowning you, bro.
Yeah, no, he got me.
He said you look like the Power 106 logo.
I don't get it.
I don't know either for those.
Don't know.
He needed a rogain.
Stop.
Go clowning right now because when he's too.
He was turning up on everybody.
Yeah, he was, man.
They came through, like, later on in the show, and they took it live, and I didn't know.
It was, Tyrese was taking over.
Poor Genuine, because he's like, I'm just letting him do his thing.
With the Tyrese about him out.
Yeah, it was for sure Tyrese 101 said 10 words.
Yeah.
Mr. Pony Man.
Larry's he was made fun of Genuine.
Miss Pony Man over here.
He kept doing the shoulders?
Oh, yeah.
I feel like it's not safe for work.
interview only because of how in Tyrese went.
Yeah.
Oh man, that's so good.
But once all that started, once all that stopped,
I asked him about Justin Bieber getting stranded in the projects in Watts,
and he had this to say.
What did you think when Justin Bieber stopped there?
You seen that video where he was like doing push-ups in Watts?
It was a couple years ago.
Oh, you know what I did see that.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought it was something new.
I was like, he back in and Watts doing push-up.
I seen the first push-up.
No, the first time, yeah.
I've seen the first push-up.
Hey, man, listen, man.
Listen, man, you're going to do what you got to do to perform and get up out of there.
I'm saying something.
Oh, that's what it was.
Oh, that's what it was.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, can I get up out of here?
Where the AAA going to show up, God, damn.
Can somebody press the Uber button?
It's the cell phone tower down.
Let's take us so long.
Yeah, it was a good time.
For him to say that, like, you had to,
Perform his way out of the projects was pretty funny.
Yeah.
And just talking about Watts and everything.
It was a really good interview and it will be up later today on Power 106's YouTube.
Yes, Power 106 Los Angeles on YouTube.
They go to Tyrese and Genuine.
They had their R&B forever tour out here.
Yeah, I know.
I really was showing.
It was a school night though for us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out the homiece though.
Oh, yeah.
He follows me now.
Same.
Nice.
Wow.
You guys are so cool.
To our friends on you.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that was your word on Rosecrans.
brought to by local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Rose Cranesvick for Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
You can laugh like SpongeBob in here.
What was that?
No, damn it.
Ah!
I feel like you could do it.
Yeah, I don't know.
All right, let's you can do it.
I know you have a thing.
Are you guys seeing the crabby-patti situation that's going down?
Yes.
So there is a whole thing going down.
I believe Wendy's has a.
crabby paddy that's going to be going down but I really want to show love to the
marathon burger okay this is nipsey hustle family of course the marathon clothing the
marathon collective and all of that they're popping up with a new burger spot and they have
their own crabby patty you guys I couldn't get the crabby paddy but I did get the box
yeah and it looks super tight is a secret formula inside I'm assuming I'm assuming that's a good
this is really tight okay so they're celebrating SpongeBob's 25th anniversary
It's been 25 years of SpongeBob, you guys
Why?
How old am I?
Yeah.
And Marathon Burger, they're going to do their own, like, crafted version of a Cravy Patty.
It's going down October 8th today through the 27th, okay?
You could stop by their personal pop-up at 7507 Melrose Avenue in L.A.
That's amazing.
I think they open at 11 a.m. today.
So it's just super cool to have, like, things we love, like Marathon and Cravy Patty Spongebob.
To have that collab is insane.
I have a question.
Do you ever cut the line pass?
It might have a look at the lane past.
Yeah.
It's a, I'm mad at my husband for coming home late because they were working on this secret formula so long that he now needs to make it up.
It's a secret.
Yeah, right.
It's a secret.
Why are you coming home in midnight?
I'm just working at the Krusty Kram.
No, you're not.
So plenty came through.
You know what I'm saying?
No, so that's going on today.
It's on Melrose.
And this is going to be the new spot of where they're going to open up Marathon Burger.
I know we've seen a couple different, I guess, pop-ups of what would be a Marathon burger stuff,
but none of that was the actual family that's Black Sam and the Askaddam family.
This is the real thing.
This is what Marathon is going to come with.
And they've been setting up to really be that next burger spot, which is crazy.
Wow.
Yeah.
So Melrose Avenue today, 7507.
It opens up at 11 a.m.
And it's going to go on through October 27th.
You could try your own crappy patty.
That's super tight.
This feels like a fever dream.
It feels like I'm imagining this.
And look, I feel like Nipsey loved SpongeBob.
Like, I feel like you can find some nipsy tweets of Spongebob.
Or Nipsey with a Spongebob backpack.
Hell yeah.
Super tight.
All right.
So make sure you check it out.
I'm hungry already.
I'm going to try to get a serving to the front of the line and all that.
Oh, it used to be another burger spot.
And then they bought it out.
Oh, it used to be no moo.
I'm not too sure what that is.
Yeah, yeah.
Used to be no mo.
You mean no mo.
No, no more.
No, Mo, no more.
That was all you to see.
Marathonberger, you guys.
And tight.
Marlowe's Avenue in L.A.
It's going to be tight.
All right.
Simp.
Or Pimp.
B-I-M-B.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Over the weekend, Safari, Nikki's X,
decided to go to her show, but not only that, he decided to vlog the experience.
Wow.
And in his...
vlog, he started like the day of like, hey, I'm gonna get ready, but this is how it started. Listen.
You know, I've been hearing like great things, rave reviews about, you know, the Gag City Tour. And
I'm like, you know what? I should go to the Gag City Tour and just enjoy it like everybody else.
So he's like, I'm gonna go enjoy this Gag City Tour. And I guess there was a viral moment where
Nicky made fun of his jean vest that he wore.
Back in the day.
Back in the day when they were together.
Okay.
So he's like, I know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna make my outfit a jean vest
and I'm gonna go to the Nicki tour.
This is all while vlogging it.
So this is how he did it.
First, I'm gonna play the Nikki part where she said it
and then how he's reacting to that.
Please, you are a jean vest.
And I am gonna wear a jean vest
to the gag city tour.
I presume to you the gene vest.
It's a full circle moment right now.
You got a heartbeat running away.
So he's doing like a get ready with me.
Yes, it's a get ready with me.
Why do you post this?
Believe on his Instagram.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So random.
It's a get ready with me to go to my ex's show.
And wear something that she didn't like.
Right.
To get her attention.
Yeah.
Exactly.
This is all like attention seeking.
And in the.
When he's like in the vlog, when he's at the tour, he's literally having the time of his life.
Oh, yeah.
He's singing.
Like, fans are around him, recording him.
So it's like attention seeking at the same time.
You think she knows he's there?
Maybe I feel like when you're on stage.
Did he post this throughout the day?
He was posting, yeah.
No, but before he went, like before that shows.
So fans are posting.
No, no, no.
You're not getting me.
When he's getting ready, all this stuff that you just played, was it that day or was it after?
After.
Oh, okay.
But fans around him
That day
Someone of their mutuals
Is like A Nikki
Just peep game
This was coming
Yeah
Your ex is here
Yeah
And also on stage
As a performer
You could see around
What's going on
And if there people
Because a lot of fans
Were recording him
Singing
So I'm sure she was like
What's going on over there
Or somebody saw like
The commotion
In that section
Oh so she saw him
Yeah
And he looked like he had a good time
And at the end of the
Of the vlog
This is how he ended it
It was like one of those full circle moments.
It was just like a proud feeling.
Like, yo, I'm happy.
I'm happy for Nikki.
I'm proud.
We don't have to be friends.
We don't got to be cool, but I just know how I feel.
Oh, brother.
You do the simp.
All right.
I got to keep the same energy.
If a girl did this to like her ex-man show, I would call her obsessed.
Right.
Yeah.
And I would be like, yo, she needs to relax.
Relax.
Yeah.
Like, this is almost like scary.
Scary stocking kind of vibes.
Right.
I need to keep that same energy for Safari because, bro, this is, you're going out bad and
sad.
And it's just way too much.
Even like just the whole vlogging of it.
It's just like you are making yourself your identity to be Nikki's ex.
Right.
Nobody else is doing that but you right now.
You're playing into it.
You're feeding into it.
It's like, just live your life, bro.
Like, forget about that.
And that's the thing.
He thinks it's working in his favor to get all this attention.
but it's coming from because of her,
not because of himself or what he did to,
because he did help write some music.
But no one cares about that anymore.
Reportedly allegedly.
Yeah, reportedly allegedly.
But no one cares.
They just care of like, oh, that's Nikki's ex,
wanting attention.
Yeah, like, oh, you dated her.
Yeah.
And then even in that concert that he went,
Nikki brought out her man like her husband.
On stage.
On stage.
On stage.
And Safari is just like right, yeah, during the concert.
Wow.
And Safari is just like they're wearing the vest bed.
He was hanging out and he's in the jeez.
Happy for you, Nikki.
Yeah.
Really happy.
Even if we were to talk again.
Look at the best.
I'm wearing a thing we used to wear.
Yeah.
I'm here.
Yeah.
Like imagine he spent all that money.
He spent all that time.
He bought his whole ticket.
That is wow.
Yeah, because he wasn't like in the VIP section or anything.
No.
He was like 200 in the 200 area.
No way.
Yeah.
And I know that because usually Nikki addresses people.
Like if she's beefing with someone, she'll address.
them I think it is also very telling that she has not addressed him as of recent and what he's doing like she probably really do not F with him like he doesn't want to talk to him she doesn't want to hear from him it's it's weird no and that and that just like it raises like not concerns in the relationship but it's just annoying like for like her man is just to be like what's this joker doing here why is he always around yeah like what is he still doing like you know and it just like bro you're just impeding on some necessary drama for her yeah you're right you're just to be wild you're right you're right you're
X comes to the live show.
Yeah.
And it's like, hey, Vic.
Remember me?
Hey.
No, no.
Imagine that would be so weird.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And imagine what, okay, it's one thing for them to go to the live.
For sure.
Or go to her concert.
Yeah.
Then post about it afterwards.
Like, make it content is weird.
Like, hey, follow me as I go to Rose Crenzvig's live show.
Look, this is his sweater.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is hat that I put my initial on.
Oh.
You know what I'm saying?
And then you're not going to address.
To address would be like, what?
He's giving more attention to it.
Yeah, he's like super duper sim.
Yeah.
I just don't know who said do it.
Yeah.
What was he thinking like, oh yeah, it's going to be a good idea?
He didn't consult anybody.
No, at all.
And he recorded it himself.
Everybody would have told him that's a terrible idea.
Very bad, Safari.
Super sin.
Yeah.
Very mal.
Yeah.
Simp him out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah, facts.
Sorry, I was just...
Sit, sit, sit, sit.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Laura, needs our help.
Laura.
All right, she said, Brown bag.
My 30th birthday is coming up soon.
I was planning on taking a solo weekend trip out of town,
but decided to invite this guy I've been dating.
We met through mutuals and had been hanging out since June as friends.
But about three weeks ago or so, decided to try things on a romantic level.
Okay.
Four months?
Four months?
Yeah, something like that.
Now, for my trip, since I was going solo, I already planned an itinerary, found a hotel,
flights, et cetera.
But I have not booked anything yet.
I'm prepared for the added expense of inviting another person to go with me, but since
it's not like a girlfriend or someone platonic that's coming along, should I still pay for the whole
trip myself or kind of sit back and let him take charge a little?
I don't mind splurging at all
And I don't need him to chip in
Since it is my birthday
And inviting him is more for me than him
He's not stingy at all
And has paid for every date we've been on
He's really attentive and caters to me too
But from a guy's perspective
Is it too soon to splurge on a guy like this?
It's already been four months
Help me out, Brownback
Should have started slurging since day one
Yeah
Make it rain on him
If it was a guy asking it is four months too soon
A splurge on a girl
It's not
Unfortunately a guy splurge like this
the first time.
Yeah, that's me.
Do that?
Where?
On the day?
And what's slurgy?
Like, hey, let's take her to fast food.
To test her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's true.
You got to take it for the two for 20 to test it.
See?
Two for 20 is not bad.
And what's delicious?
Kind of dessert.
I want some right not.
You said what?
What's too early?
No, what's splurging for you guys?
Taking her on a trip, four months in.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, like before.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, taking a trip, like, it's expensive.
Yeah, that is expensive.
Yeah, it adds up.
Yeah.
It all depends where, too.
Mm-hmm.
Does she say where she's going to?
No, she didn't say where.
But she has it all planned out, hotels, flights, all that stuff.
So she's basically just like, all right, if he wants to pay for it, he pays for it.
But if not, she's going to be like, she's going to eat it because she doesn't want to even go through that.
Yeah.
She knows that he would.
Exactly.
So she's like almost trying, like, he always has covered everything.
So she's like, hey, I'm inviting him.
I'll pay.
Right.
Which is like a, I feel like back in the day everyone, like, if you invite someone, you're paying.
Now I feel like it's not the same
You invite somebody like that
It's a little different because it's her birthday
But I know she's doing it for herself
She's going on a trip for her birthday
She wants to know if it's
If it would be bad for her
To splurge on this guy
To include him in her birthday
No
Yeah
Just because it's her birthday no
I feel like he I don't know
But he probably wouldn't even
Let her pay for everything
Be a man
You know it probably like at least pay his half
You know what I'm saying
I don't know
Let's know
Let's know what you can do in this.
If your home girl came up to you being like, hey, I have this guy, I've been talking to him for four months, I'm setting up this birthday vacation that I want, and I want it to turn into a vacation, and I want to take him.
Would you tell your friend it's too soon to be spending money on him?
Never too soon.
She's not saying he's going to pay for it.
No.
She's not saying, yeah.
Her question at the end is, is it too soon?
To splurge on a guy.
To splurge on a dude.
No.
Yeah, we got to normalize girls.
I think.
Girls flurging on men.
I want flowers, too.
I don't know about the flowers.
I don't need my flight.
I need MGA, 2K, 25.
Cool.
All right.
Laura is turning 30 soon.
She met this guy back in June,
and they started hanging out romantically.
Hey.
Three weeks ago.
And she has a birthday trip planned, hotel flights.
June was not three weeks ago?
No, but they've been friends.
Oh, man.
I'm so scared.
I'm like, where are we?
Hold on.
They've been friends since June.
Like, they've known each other since June.
Three weeks ago, they've been.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That.
Yeah.
So she's wondering if she should invite him along with him.
It's a solo trip.
She doesn't want to be solo no more.
She wants to be.
Exactly.
So she's wondering if she should invite him and, you know, pay for his expenses and all that stuff.
Or if it's too soon to be doing stuff like that.
So.
She wants the guys help.
Yeah.
Honestly, look, girl, you're 30.
You're 30.
You need to lock something in right now.
Right now.
Solo trip at 30?
She can find somebody over there though
Yeah
We don't know where she's going
But it doesn't matter
She can find someone anywhere
Unless she's going like Alaska
Where there's no people
Why would she want to find someone else
She has this guy
No I know
I'm saying solo trip
Like let's say she wasn't with him
If she does solo
That's the thing that she does
Because there's people that do solo trips
And they go different places
And they do it to meet people
From other countries
Okay
Let's ask her if that's why she does it
Well we ask her in the end
Baby girl
Yeah.
Wake up.
All right.
Let's go to the phone lines, though.
We are trying to help out baby girl, Laura.
She's going on a solar trip for her birthday.
Recently met a dude, been talking to him.
And I'm sure she planned ahead of time.
Yeah.
So she probably planned a deal for her birthday.
It's probably going to be a little bit more up in price.
Probably to get the new ticket.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's go to Eve from West Covina.
Oh, excuse me.
Eve from West Covina online to Eve.
Good morning.
Eve.
All right.
Good morning.
Good morning. How are you?
Sorry?
How are you?
Oh, I'm good. I'm waiting to take my son to school, but he's lagging.
So I'm on y'all.
Yeah, pura te, Yves' son.
Eve, talk to this. What would you tell her baby girl, Laura?
Okay, so listen, Laura, I got a home girl that's just like you.
And there ain't nothing wrong with that. It's all good.
But let me tell you, from what I witnessed in my situation, my friend, and if she's listening, I love you, I'm not throwing shade.
I'm just thinking it.
Let me tell you.
Let me make that clear.
So what happens is I feel like there's a lot of competition out there
and people feel the need to do this with different motivations.
They're like, okay, I really like him.
Let me show him how much I like him and let me lock him in.
All I've ever seen it do is revolt and heartbreak.
If you have the means for it and you're prepared for that
and that's what you want to do?
Us Hispanics, what do we say?
What if I got two?
You know?
But, you know, I just think it's sometimes it's too soon.
and if things are
locked in and you guys are
kind of exclusive,
then maybe go ahead
if it's at that way
because, you know,
nowadays things move fast.
That part.
But, you know,
I mean,
like,
you've seen it.
You've seen your home girl.
You've seen your home girl
to take people on trips.
Sancun and this and that.
And I'm like,
girl, what about me?
I'm your best thing.
Yeah.
Your priorities are missed those.
Like saying this guy.
I kind of get what you're saying.
I'm like, it's cool.
Now that, now that you mention it,
like you shouldn't do that
having an expectation that boom you guys are going to be official because they haven't made it official
yeah that was my question too they've been talking a long time i i do think that guys know when they're
going to make a girl their girl and if he hasn't already that is a little bit weird to me and now that
you're talking about it uh eve and then they've kind of started making it more intimate and affectionate
for three weeks so maybe she's like it's it's time yeah let's take him let's take it with me on
this trip girl people fall in love in one day you know what i'm saying so maybe at four months maybe
It is serious.
Who knows?
Laura's man who's not her man's, it's like, yeah, let's go out the country as friends, though.
Friends do.
Okay.
Laura's using credit on credit on credit.
Not, girl, back down.
Yeah, I want to know what she does for a living there.
Credit limit she has.
Hey, Eve.
Let me tell you, though.
My friend, she does have the money for it, so it's fine.
But I'm like, hey, she's just some over here then, you know?
Where have you seen her take a guy or like, what has you seen happen after the trip?
She goes with the guy and then what happened?
Her passport is stamped.
They've been all over the world, but he's been multiple times with multiple men.
And then what happens is that she come, you know, they come back and it's that honeymoon phase.
And then later on, I get that song, girl.
Does your friend?
He was talking to somebody else.
Or I found this.
And I thought, you know, here I am as a best friend.
Like, I hear you girl.
You know, we're going to support no matter what.
But, I mean, the same song gets tiring, you know, and you don't want to see your friend go through that.
But like I said, like, if they have the money and, you know, if they have the money,
And if there's motivation behind me, you're trying to lock it in, man,
girls, just have fun, be in the moment, but have less expectation.
You know, that's my life.
Does your friend like DJs?
I have a friend named Greg.
Greg is taken.
Are you?
I'm off the market right now.
Yeah.
I'm on a lease.
He's in.
What's when the houses?
But he hasn't been to a visa.
Yeah.
Before the houses are sold, what are they?
He's an escrow.
He's an escrow.
He's an escrow right now.
I'm on a pre-approved lease right now.
Hold on.
Okay, she replied.
All right.
Thank you so much, Eve.
Thank you so much.
I got some information.
All right.
What did Laura say?
She said she's in, she's from.
A shout out to Eve's own girl.
She's from Sacktown and they're going to San Diego.
And they're exclusive but not official.
Yeah.
So it's like a quick trip.
Okay.
I thought it was like going to gaslam.
Yeah, take him to San Diego.
Yeah.
Just gaslam district.
Don't overthink it.
Just take it.
Yeah.
But just don't.
expect anything. You can't expect that to make exclusive and official. Right. There's one thing you
could expect. Don't expect them to give a ballo. She said they're exclusive but not official.
Yeah. Don't expect to get official afterwards. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not that's that's
completely right. But yeah, I mean, I would say if like if she was going with a group of girls like, oh,
should I invite this man? Like nah, just go with your home girls. Don't like switch this up. But if it's
solo like, because I'm just picturing her being alone in her hotel room in San Diego on her 30th birthday.
I don't want that for the home girl.
I don't want that for Laura.
That's what I'm saying.
You don't want that for Laura.
You don't want to be at the bars by yourself, Laura?
Yeah, I know.
Shelton said, we talked about our relationship, but it's too soon for us.
We both have kids, a six-year-old and a three-year-old.
Oh.
So you're going away.
No kids.
Why?
I don't know.
It's a trip to San Diego.
It's her birthday.
It's a gas lamp.
Yeah, it's gas lamp.
I don't know.
Take your kids.
This are going to like a theme point.
Be there for that.
Because that changes the whole dynamic.
Sorry, I'm already.
Mom now.
I like that this is before she even knew the dude.
She was already planning the solo trip.
And sometimes you need that vacate.
But like a getaway.
She took the kids to the Legoland.
My birthday.
The solo trip.
But she was going to have a solo trip by herself.
Without the kids?
Without her kids on her birthday in San Diego.
So that was going to be her plan regardless.
Yeah.
So she's going to.
to leave regardless.
That's a red flag.
No, we'd love that.
She wants her all meet time.
She might know somebody in San Diego already.
Don't even tell me that.
I don't know.
Okay, she's going to San Diego by herself regardless.
She was going to go.
She said, I also travel a lot alone.
She just wants to be booed up this time, though.
Okay.
Yeah, she's an explorer.
It can't be that much from Sacktown to San Diego.
Just blow that back, girl.
She probably travels when her kids are with their other parents.
Yeah.
Right.
So she's like, oh, they're not here.
I'm going to travel.
She's like, oh, it's Saturday.
I got you guys.
Bye.
Flat is bush.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's her birthday.
She's in San Diego.
She wants to be booted up.
Yeah.
And she has this guy.
So what you need us for, baby girl?
Do it.
She wants to know if it's too soon.
No, it's not too soon.
You're 30, girl.
What is that too late?
What does that even mean?
Oh, the flights are like 150.
Start putting her life together.
Start piecing it together
Little by little
That's crazy
No, I get you big
I get you big
She's not 24
I get you big
Because it's not just her age
It's her being a parent
Yeah
That's true
That's what I'm saying
That he put it that way
Like you know what lock them in
Three trips
Lock them all in right now
Buy a flight
Have a kid with him
Isn't that love?
Wait
Wait
No one baby
There's a Brady
No more babies
No more
Just trips
But isn't that love bombing
Like, you're just going to start, like, splurging on him already?
Not everything is love bombing.
Yeah.
Love bombing is...
People fall in love, too.
Yeah.
Not everybody's trying to manipulate each other.
Like, love bombing would be, like, if she's, like, he sends me flowers all the time.
I know, but she's the one doing it, back.
She's going to be the one splurgy.
She's always splurging on him.
Exactly, like, what if this is the beginning of it?
And then she said that he pays for a lot of the stuff.
Men don't mind love bombing.
That's being a man.
Just being for everything.
Buy me shoes.
Every day.
I don't know.
To me, I think, like three weeks and you're going to start spurging on him?
Yes.
No, it's not three weeks.
It's months and then the three weeks.
So basically they were talking for months.
Dating.
Three weeks of dating.
Yes.
Took them long enough.
Yeah, hurry up, girl.
Buy the tickets.
They're cheaper on Tuesday.
Okay.
I got a coupon code.
Back there, take him, take him, but sorry, sorry, let him.
I think just like, just take him, but let him.
Let him pay for stuff.
Interpretty at the end of the day.
All right.
Let them take you to STK for the birthday.
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L-A's number one for hip-hop.
All right, I'm coming to you having been a single parent at one point.
Oh, and then Vic was a single parent at one point, too, right?
Vic is, like, for your 30th birthday, what did you do, bro?
I had a birthday party with the Halmys at the Novo.
Okay.
At the Novo.
Did you celebrate with your kids, too?
I mean, like the next day, yeah, but not like the night of.
Okay.
Yeah.
You guys celebrated
hungover in bed
Yeah
I'm not kidding
We watched
On YouTube
We had the family time
Yeah we had the family time
But
So Casey
I wanted to do it up
We don't prioritize their kids either
It happens
No
No yeah
I wanted to do it up
For my birthday
You know
Get dressed up
And all that stuff
But
Does it
Answer the question
No
I don't know
I'm just
Shout on her
I'm not judging
Because legit
I was a single
parent too
There were times
where I was working
Instead of
Actually
being at places that I should have been
and I guess in retrospect you're like
I don't want to be the other that's like hey
you can go with your kids
no I think everyone needs
Get your kid a stepdad right
It needs a long time
Yeah
Everyone does need a long time
You're right
He definitely needs that
From your kids
Locking a stepdad
Yeah
You do
Locking the stepdad
She also added
It's not running out
It's not running out
Biggs
He's not wrong
He's doing it from his perspective
No he's not wrong
I'm telling you
Like I'm trying to help Laura out
Yeah
This is like the stuff you might not want to hear.
Trapping girl.
That's crazy.
Look, why he's giving the UFC leglock.
Don't let him out.
Do that posting thing.
Oh my God, it's a figure four leg lock.
He's like, no!
But we friends do.
That's friends.
All right.
All right, Laura hit us up.
Laura is she likes to travel a lot on her own.
Laura is a mom.
She's dating a guy that also has kids.
They were talking.
since June barely made it.
I guess like they started getting intimate about three weeks ago.
So her birthday's coming up and she's like,
hey,
should I just pay for him to come out with me?
Yes.
I mean,
that birthday?
Yes,
exactly.
She also added,
I figured he'd pay for everything there.
Since I paid for the trip.
Exactly.
Right.
Yo,
a flight is like,
if you go cheap round,
58 bucks.
Okay,
how old is the guy?
How does the guy?
How does it?
To 173.
She bought,
She gets him a flight.
She already has a hotel booked.
It's not like she's booking him a room.
She hasn't booked anything.
She said it.
No, but like when you travel, she's already
has a room booked mentally.
Like for herself.
He's 31.
So adding him, it's not going to change her book in the room.
She's still going to do it.
So all she has to pay is a flight.
And then he'll pay for everything over there is her plan.
Wow, this is reverse psychology.
Should I ask, what are your kids doing now?
No.
Just see.
Just say, how are the kids with their other parents?
What about his kids?
Are they going to take care of?
each other.
Dialethys.
She's full minutes.
She read that so fast.
She read it.
She's typing very nice.
She's going to ham on my phone right now.
Let's go to Juan from Canoga Park on the line.
Juan, what would you tell Laura,
La Senorita Laura?
What's so, Brown Barry?
What's up?
What's up?
How are you guys doing?
Good.
How are you, Juan?
Doing great.
just working right now.
That's what,
Juan,
talk to us.
What would you tell Laura?
Mira, Laura,
she's 24 years old.
No, no, no,
she's not.
No, no, she's 30.
She's going to turn 30.
Oh, my bad.
30, okay?
It changes everything.
It's because Vic As said,
it's not like she's 24 or something like that.
Go ahead, go ahead, Juan.
Okay, okay.
So she, I think,
you know, they're new.
It's like the honeymoon stage.
You know, you're going to be doing a lot for each other, especially.
Like, she has her own trip planned out.
She's paying for everything, right?
She's sick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, she's hoping that she pays for him and then he pays for her.
The dinners and the drinks out there.
Oh, this genius.
So she wants him to pay for it.
Well, personally, I would have paid for my own ticket.
as if, you know, oh, you know, you want me to go with her.
Now, she wants him, her to pay the hotel to.
I was going to be pasted because it's fresh.
You know, I'm sure he would, wouldn't mind.
But, you know, it was her trip.
She already planned it out.
What?
What?
Juan, where are your kids right now?
What are your priorities right now?
What are you doing, fool?
You can't do two things at once, Juan.
Turn on the car or talk to us?
He's hot wiring.
So my job is I travel a lot.
I keep pool, so I go from one pool to another pool to another pool.
Nice.
So I'm always moving.
He's playing one right now.
Yeah, federal.
Okay.
But yeah, she should just pay for it.
Or no?
Not.
She can still ask, of course.
She should do it.
Why now?
You know, it doesn't hurt.
But I, she should do it.
Ask them.
And then I should go what they say from there because personally I would have paid for my own airplane ticket.
We'll see what's up with the bells, with the hotel room and all that.
Yeah.
So, thank you.
Thank you.
I really needed to hear from Juan today, guys.
Hey, and shout to all the pool people.
I'm finding more and more pool guys.
Listen to us.
It's a good business.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh, my God.
Juan, I'm never going to forget what you said, man.
And, uh, talking to my dad and, uh, I know.
I needed to hear those words today.
The hotel?
Hold on, hold on, man.
Let me start the car.
Hold on.
We got Jenny and Sherman dogs.
Janai.
Jenny.
Janai.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
What would you tell Laura?
I think I, for my personal opinion, I'm around her same age.
And if I were to be single, I would definitely do it with, of course, the hopes that, you know, he would pay for some stuff.
Yeah.
Because I'm already paying for, you know, it's totally.
common sense.
Yeah.
But if she's single, you know, dirty, 30, you never know.
I come back married.
You know, you never know.
Come back married.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're in San Diego.
Yeah, they got chapels up there.
Okay.
Let me talk to you, Jenny, because you're not single.
You have a man.
I do.
You not, like, because the thing is, like, I'm doing it, hoping that he pays for stuff, right?
When was the last time, like, your man just pays for thing because you hoped that he would?
Don't you have to, like, communicate that?
How often have you hoped for a coffee and you don't te trajo nada?
Or is that just me?
No, he's, my man does.
Like, I work in the morning sometimes.
Yeah.
I'll work early in the morning and he will be like, oh, babe, I put, you know,
20 on the Starbucks card or like 30 on the Sabbath card.
Wow.
What's your mom's name?
Get the kid something.
I got you guys.
Like, just randomly.
He's like the type that, like, randomly will bring me roses.
Like, oh, babe, like, I got you roses.
I hope they love them.
Wow.
And you're the main.
Do he be doing,
do he be like making any mistakes?
Are you making you a good guy?
Jenny.
Jenny, these are very important questions, Jenny.
Red flag.
These are very important questions, Jenny.
I can't hear you guys.
Are you the main?
The main.
The main girl.
The main one.
The one.
Am I the main girl?
I better be doing.
Okay, yeah.
We were much usually that, that type of pepper.
Coffee and roses?
Yeah.
You're some starting.
You're in the honeymoon stage.
What am I doing wrong?
My only thing is I'm scared of her expecting that once they're there, that he's going to take it seriously.
Any expectation you're going to, if he doesn't do it, you're going to be, oh my God, he didn't pay for that.
I think the biggest fear for me is like they're going to use the restroom around each other for the first time.
We had so many questions for Laura.
Laura, good morning.
She's not.
Buenos deez.
Oh, you've been messing us up.
Where are your kids?
Where are your kids right now, Laura?
My kid's taking care of right now, not the weekends.
I'm taking care of on the weekends.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Don't get it, Laura.
No, my kids, she's at her dad's on the weekend.
Oh.
Yeah, perfect, perfect.
Wow, you get the weekends?
Yeah.
I get the weekends.
She gets the weekends free to travel.
So usually, Laura, you travel like nothing.
Tell me places that you've been solo.
I've been to Mexico solo.
I've been to Spain solo.
I did Argentina for a little bit.
I don't know.
I mean, I've done just like quick, like, so-kill trips.
Okay.
And you're from Sacramento.
The guys are asking, or they said that when girls go solo,
it's because they want to find someone over there.
Is that your intention when you go to Spain, Solo,
Argentina,
out Mexico,
that you're going to find your puppy out there?
Expectation,
but I'm not going to lie and say it hasn't happened,
you know?
Oh, yeah.
You know, like, you go out for a drink,
go get a beer,
and, like, you're there by yourself
and you just get approached, you know,
like people are, you know,
sometimes you're weird,
but sometimes they're really cool, so.
Yeah.
So you have your roster, right?
So you know how all the flying guys are in San Diego?
You don't want to miss out on that by bringing a guy?
I'll bring my santa the beach
Oh
Oh my dad
Beach
Okay bring your puppy and meet a Padre
I like it
In San Diego
Okay so you're gonna go to San Diego
For your birthday
You were gonna do it anyway by yourself
Your home girls
They don't mind you
Like they don't ever want to tag along
Or make it a girl's trip
No
I asked this time
But it was really quick
I wasn't planning on doing anything
But a lot of my friends
It's just like
they work weekend or like they're in school or just it's just like a little bit too much so i figured
to be quick so i didn't really want to plan too much yeah yeah because then you have to be responsible
for other people and then like i'm i'm trying to do that yeah base your itinerary around them yeah you don't
do that yeah okay so talk to us laura you have this guy you've been seeing him since june how did you guys
meet so we met through mutual friends we have a lot of mutual friends so um um
like he's got younger brothers, he's got older brothers.
It's kind of like my cousins went to school with his family.
I have friends.
I went to school with him.
So we know a lot of mutual people.
We actually hung out the first time because I, we like the same music.
So I was going to go to a concert by myself and then I figured I'd ask him if he wanted to go.
He was like, yeah, I'm down.
So I was like our first a reggae concert.
Nice.
So that's like our first, our first little date.
I was, like, I had already bought my ticket.
I was like, hey, do you want to go?
And he was like, yeah, I'm not.
And this is a similar situation.
No, I don't pay for it at that time.
No.
That time, so what time did you be for?
Did he bought the drinks and stuff?
Yeah.
Did he pick me up?
Yes.
He picked you up, too?
Yeah.
He paid for parking.
He paid for parking.
We had dinner before then.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So now I'm thinking of taking him to San Diego.
You are hoping that he then
pays for stuff once you're there.
Because he's done it before.
Yeah, he will.
Yeah, I'm not really hoping,
but I know that's what's going to happen.
He's just, I've never paid for anything when I'm with him.
Okay, so what are the expectations?
Like, the trip goes great,
and then you guys get back to Sacramento.
What are your expectations of your guys' relationship?
We talked about, like, how serious this is
or kind of just like make sure we're on the same page.
We talked about it, but we, I mean, we both have kids.
So it's like a little, like we're not there yet, but that's where we're going.
So I don't really have.
Yeah, we're just having it.
Yeah, I mean, I think so.
That's what I'm doing.
Okay.
So I don't really have any real expectations.
I mean, we like each other.
Okay.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Sounds like excuse me, girl.
What do you need us for, Laura?
Just take him out.
Laura, this seems like a non-help line needed homie helplines.
No, she needs help.
Just take him, girl.
Take him, girl, get her on in San Diego.
Have a good time.
Buy him shoes.
Wait, oh, it's her birthday.
It's her birthday.
It seems like there's something she doesn't like about it.
There's something that you're not telling us that makes this an issue
because there's literally no issue with anything that you're saying so far.
So my thing, I don't know how to date.
I have a date.
really, really long time.
Like, it's been years.
Like, I've been, I've gone out on dates, but I haven't dated or, like, really
talk to anybody in a really, really long time.
So I don't know if there's, like, I don't know if it's too soon.
I don't know if it's, like, a happy medium somewhere or if I should just, like,
not in right hand.
You know, I just, I just don't know how to date.
No, it's easy.
Super easy.
Just, like, do the same thing every day and talk to each other.
So I'm very convincing.
I think she wants like a timeline.
There's no timeline to love.
Okay.
And Vic said that you have a time.
You passed the deadline is what Vic said.
Yeah, Vic keeps saying that.
Yeah, Apudate, Laura.
Stop thinking about it.
That's what you can say.
Actually, you've taken too long.
It's been four months.
What's wrong with you?
I think just go with the flow.
You should be three months pregnant.
Yeah, I already had your fourth kid already.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
How old's your baby?
Minus three.
Oh.
Okay, so you're starting to date again.
You have a three-year-old.
You're going to go to San Diego.
You got money.
You got Hella Brad.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a project manager.
Oh, project manager.
Yeah, what kind of projects?
What kind of projects do you project?
You know the question.
I work in construction.
I'm not construction.
You work in construction?
You wear a hard hat?
Yep.
No, he does.
Yeah, I wear a hard hat and a stilchow boots.
Hey.
They love to see me coming.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, yo.
Wait, who we talking about him?
What's the construction worker?
Wait, who we're talking about?
Who is he?
Laura, you're a good time.
Just go to San Diego.
Who cares about timeline?
Take him and have him splurge on you.
Yeah, he's going to end up pain.
No time is too soon.
All right.
Did we help you?
But hurry up.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bye.
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In radio, that's like the equivalent of an earthquake.
Like, what's going on?
Do I stop drop and roll?
A bunch of stuff just happened.
Yeah, I heard it.
And baby girl, they just hung up on her.
Jose, that's messed up.
Jose.
What are you doing over there, Jose?
You hate it.
She didn't take you.
Yeah.
She's not dressed up as a construction worker.
Yeah.
And you like crossing guards better.
She should splurge on you for your birthday.
Jose.
Oh, it is Jose's birthday on Thursday.
If a girl, okay, let's say the other way around, a guy hits us up.
Hey, this girl that I'm talking to, we're not official.
We just start three weeks ago.
It's her birthday.
She's going away.
She wants me to go with her.
Should I go?
Is she going to expect me to pay for everything?
Be like, where you're going first?
Look at the guy's flip.
Where are you going?
Yeah, where you going?
It matters a lot.
San Diego.
It depends how it's expensive.
I don't know.
She's wearing a hard hat and some steel-toe boots.
bro, I'm gonna follow her to the end of her.
It depends where you're going.
For San Diego, cool.
Yeah, cool, and take her.
Yeah.
If it's like...
All right, you'll go shoot me the bread.
You go send me the demo.
If it's like some like other, like, I don't know.
I think she wants to go to STK or something, not a taco stand.
Yeah, you know what, Libre.
Yeah.
Say you got to take care of your kids.
Oh.
I like her.
She's cool.
She's cool.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we are getting so close to October 12th.
That's this Saturday.
Our Brown Bag Mornings.
after dark monster mash, okay?
We're all going to be in costume
because it's a monster mash.
Yeah, we hope you come through too.
I got my costume.
I'm excited.
Thanks, Greg.
Thanks, Greg.
Yeah.
Thank you for dressing up.
Yeah.
You have to, bro.
You're literally the live performer.
Okay.
You're the headlong.
What were you going to do?
I don't know.
We should do that, though.
Yeah, we should help me.
You guys should all help me.
No.
No, Victor.
So it ends up happening at work,
We're like, hey, we're going to dress up.
Literally, we have to buy an extra thing because everyone knows that Victor is not going to show up with the stuff on.
I'll be there.
No, you got to be dressed up, dog.
Or else I'm going to have them.
What?
No, yeah.
Put it on you?
Yeah.
That is.
The costume.
Not physically.
It's like theoretically.
Okay.
Okay.
So right now we're giving away tickets to our brown bag mornings after dark monster mash plus meet and greet tickets so you can put it on me.
Put it on.
Victor.
What would I be without my baby?
Please don't be jarral.
You got to dress up, dog.
You're going to dress up.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
Dressing up.
You're dressing up.
Wait, there's a assignment.
Really good.
We'll talk about this.
You guys are literally getting on my nerves.
That's a free for all for you.
All right.
We got, hey, we got Rufina.
Rufina.
Rufina.
Yes.
Is this really your name?
Yeah.
Spell it.
R-U-N-A.
So for short, you're Rufi?
Yeah.
Wow.
Put you on a dream.
Just kidding.
All right.
Rufina.
That's great.
Rufina.
Do you know us well?
How well do you think you know Brownback?
I want to say well.
Okay.
You want to say well.
Okay.
Can you name?
Three members.
Yes.
Big, Latty, Angie.
Oh.
All right.
Five more.
Okay.
I'm going to tell you a fact about one of us and you're going to tell us which one it is, okay?
It's either me, Latie, Victor, Angie, Maximo, or Greg, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Rufina.
Yes.
Which one of us lives with up to 10 people at their house?
Is it Leti, Vic, Angie, Maximo, or Greg?
Damn.
Maximum?
I believe it.
Yeah.
I believe it.
No, all my kids are somewhere else.
It's Angie.
We literally talk about it all the time.
It's an hella.
You're like 10 people in 10 cats.
Part of her bio.
Hold on the line, Rufina.
Hold on the line.
Rufina, don't hang up.
I kind of want to meet you.
I want to know what a Rufina looks like.
Yeah, me too.
I need to have it in my head.
Like a visual.
Yeah.
I need a visual too.
I know a Rufi.
Imagine she's a drink for Halloween.
She should be.
That'd be cool.
Yeah.
That was my joke.
No.
Well, now when you use it like that, Greg.
All right, Manny from Herupa Valley.
Manny.
Manny.
Manny.
What's up Manny?
Manny.
How well do you know?
Good.
How well do you know Brownback mornings?
I'm pretty good.
pretty avid listener you know.
Avid listener.
Who I like that.
That's a good word.
I'm going to tell you
a fact
about one of us and you're going to tell us which one it is.
Okay.
All right.
Go for it.
Okay.
Which one of us had an imaginary
friend growing up?
Is it me?
Lettie.
I feel super avid.
Super avid.
Super avid us.
How did you?
How did you?
know that. Like it's crazy.
I'm on delivery all day, every day, or at least
in the morning, so I'm just tuned in every day, you know?
That's right. Bro, you're going to go
to our Brownback morning.
And you get meeting green passes, bro. I can't wait to meet you.
Oh, likewise, guys. Yeah. But if there's
space between us and the photo, it's from my
imaginary friend, Sally. Yeah, Sally. Yeah, that everyone
says it's a ghost, but it wasn't actual for real deal.
Yeah, it was a ghost. It is Halloween season.
It is. Okay, we got Alyssa in L.A.
Alyssa.
Alisa.
Alyssa.
Hi, Brown Bag.
Hi, Alyssa.
Alisa, how well do you know Brown Bag?
I would say pretty well.
Pretty well.
Right?
Wow.
Okay.
Can you tell us a fact about us that you know, like something you know, like I know that Greg picks bad teams for to be a fan of?
Something like that.
I know that Maximo still hasn't put a ring on it.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A fact about
Any of us?
Any wanted to be?
Yeah.
She is hard, huh?
Take you too long.
No.
That's a hard one now, but I've put on the spot I can't think of anything.
Okay.
You're not an avid listener.
You're not an avid ass too.
All right, I'm going to tell you a fact.
And hey, you got a one out of five chance to get this.
right, okay?
Which one of us has metal implanted in their body?
Which one of us?
Is it me, Leti?
Is it Vic?
Is it Angie?
Is it Maximo or is it Greg?
Who has a titanium rod?
Yeah.
He's got metal.
Like a metal.
I'm going to say Vic?
You think I have a titanium rod?
That is crazy.
You see your face when you do those jokes and then you're like,
that's wild.
Can we get a video of that?
You guys just didn't see Vic's face when he does a joke?
Tartagnum rod.
You think I got that?
He opens his mouth and everything.
Titanium.
This is a rod titanium.
Nick, please let us know if you have the titanium rod.
I do not.
Sorry, mamacita, Linda.
It is actually the real titanium rod master.
Who called my iron man.
Man.
Maximo.
What?
Maximo.
What?
Maximil.
I mean, it's on his arm.
Mine's cartilage.
What do you have on your arm?
What do you have on your arm?
I have a metal plate.
Yeah.
I cross with my forearm.
Yeah.
Why?
Just got surgery.
Just got surgery.
They're trying to make me Wolverine.
Ah.
Like, thank you.
We got Sonia from Long Beach on the line.
Sonia.
What I'm like Sonia?
Let me.
Oh my God.
Sonia, I love your energy.
Sonia, how well do you know Brownback mornings?
I got up here.
Okay, I hope you win this.
I hope I don't want to talk so much of medicine.
I don't.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You got a one in five chance at winning this, okay?
I'm going to tell you a fact about one of the crew members.
You're going to tell us which one of us is it, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
I like your, which one of us is allergic to,
peanuts. Which one of us?
Is it Militie? Is it
Rose Cranzvic? Is it Angie?
Is it Maximo or is it
Greg?
You threw Greg in?
Oh my God.
All right. Cool.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You're going to.
You're going to.
All right.
This is a question.
I don't know the answer to. So I'm going to
go with Greg because you threw Greg in
and Greg is never in the answers.
Yes.
In Vegas.
Yeah.
In the hands of Vic.
You're going to our Brownback mornings after dark monster back.
Yeah.
That's that out, baby.
Girl, you're going to meet and greet us all the rest of them.
Don't give him any peanuts.
Please don't do that.
All right.
I'll show alive.
That was tight.
Vic, you want to do a fun fact about yourself?
Yesterday it was because your parents were divorced.
I didn't want to bring down anything about you.
Yeah, true.
Do you want to have trauma?
All the facts I can think of are just sad.
Yeah.
Should we do sad?
Sad facts tomorrow?
Yeah.
Oh, sad facts.
Yeah.
All right, just give us one.
A happy fact is I have over 100 relatives in Chicago.
Nice.
How are they happy?
How do you know?
That's cool.
How do you know?
What do you mean?
How do I know?
You counted them?
We're out of wedding.
I was like, oh my God, there's over 100 people there.
I know all their names.
Okay.
All right, there you go.
I would like, it's welcome to Rabbi morning's Twitter hour.
Slam poetry
To Twitter
I'm talking this low bro
That's slam poetry
I'm turning off your mic
All right
So I would like to
Read a tweet to you
Oh
From toone
Spelled
T-O-E
Spaced
K-N-E
Tone
Me
Nice
Body party
He says
IDK
If Leti
Just ignores him
Or doesn't quite get
When Rose Cranz Vick
Says his innuendos
he said to today
that just killed everybody here at work
let me tell you something
real quick what did you say
if I give Vic like the full spotlight
to say the things that are in his little brain
he ends up saying the thing that he said last week
about P-Ditty and then tells himself
oh why did I just say that
so I have to let him get his ish off
so that he can feel happy
and everyone can feel happy
and we still have our show that we keep
yes that's a I reply
to him and I said she deaf ignores my stupidity
for the good of the show. Yeah. Yeah.
Because if not, we'd be stuck here all day. Because if not, if it was like
what did you say, Vic? Oh, uh, I said,
um, still ride, goes in Todd.
Fierro.
And Fierro and
me da meo.
Yeah. He also said put it on me.
Yeah, he did. So what did you say today
that I didn't catch a brother?
Go say it. Say it for Tony and everybody at his
work that he killed. There's so many things I say
that just are ridiculous that should be.
moved right past.
Yeah, and they should be ignored, Tony.
We should not dwell on it at all.
When I ignore this was because it should be.
For the good of the show.
True.
That's how we got the hot tour.
From you.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, intrus of thoughts.
All right.
They just, woo.
Okay.
I'm going to say this right now.
There's a Patrick outside.
Who is that?
Like Patrick's Star?
I don't know, but they're looking at me.
I don't know.
Is it for the 25 years of SpongeBob?
Maybe.
I don't know.
That looks like a Mickey Mouse.
Patrick Star?
I didn't see him.
Yeah.
Yeah, you didn't see him.
It's very deflated.
Okay.
All right.
Well, Somra Sala.
Yes.
All right, check this out.
Hey, hey, what are you?
Sambra Sala with Angie.
Okay, Cuevo.
You know, he posted a video on Instagram.
He posted and deleted a video of him going up on a jet, a private jet.
Okay.
And you can hear like a baby crying.
And now after that video, like fans are speculating,
Homeboy has a secret baby.
I have to play you the audio, okay?
Because it's him literally just going up to his jet and then you hear this.
And then he cuts it off.
And then as soon as like, why you guys hide babies?
Hold on.
Why is it a thing?
Doesn't mean it's a secret baby.
The baby just hasn't had his rollout yet.
He's not hiding the world from his kid or the kid of the world.
Oh, my God.
If you're working on a project, it's not a secret project.
You just haven't announced it.
Or you can have a relative with the baby.
That's not the landing gear or the airplane either.
Maybe it's a cat.
No, it's like the little baby.
That would be your lie, Greg.
The landing gear.
That's not my five-year-old son.
That's the landing gear on the plane.
It is.
I've never been on a private plane before.
But is it only the people, like it's only yours?
It depends on the size too.
Could you go to a private jet and then also see another family that you don't know?
No, whoever is part of the group.
Hands the word private.
Yeah.
Maybe it's a private baby.
Well, very private that we don't know about it.
Private, not secret.
It's a difference.
That's like that's interesting.
Anyone would shut, like, let's say you're doing live
and then there's an annoying sound like a kid.
And then you shut it up.
By the way, they're not annoying to me.
You love your things.
But he would, you would turn it off?
I don't know.
Because you're doing a live.
Ah, look at my life.
Yeah, you're like trying to flex and then you hear the baby.
I think cutting it off made it strange.
Made it a us.
But like he could have like a family member in there that just had a baby.
That has a baby.
It doesn't necessarily mean it's his.
Such a baby on silent.
Okay, well, if that's the case, then why delete the whole video itself?
After fans are saying like, oh my.
Oh my God, you have a baby, a secret baby.
People speculating?
Yeah, yeah, that makes it more suss.
Yes, I do.
I just want everyone to know, we don't have to know about everything that goes on in their lives.
Yeah, there's a lot of like, especially back in the day, entertainers and stuff, like, we don't know how many kids they had.
It wasn't like a theme.
You know what I'm saying?
Now we have to like clock everybody like, all right, this person has four, this person has five, and that's two.
It's not really too much of our business.
Yeah.
Can you play that one more time?
Yeah.
The landing?
and sense.
Sounds like a cat's an engine.
Like a little baby.
Like a newborn.
It sounds like if the baby's already practicing, it's ad libs.
If that's your baby, Quavo, congratulations.
Yes, congrats.
Yeah.
If it's not, and if it is, then we ruined your right.
I'm so sorry.
You're hiding the child from the world, however.
Had a whole rollout.
Yeah, I think with Quavel too, since he was publicly tied to sweetie
and, you know, people publicly tie him to, or,
you want to know who they're dating
so it's like people are probably going to question that
yeah
sometimes you just have a fun baby
A fun baby?
A fun baby? A fun baby? Yeah, fun surprise.
You know what I'm saying? Hey, it's a baby.
Hey, this is yours.
You know what I really want right now?
A baby.
All right, thank you for it. All right, thank you for you.
All right, that's it for some.
All right. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm part of one of six.
Rolling with the homie.
The homie?
Gregory.
My fellow's out there.
You better think twice on what costume your girlfriend chooses for your couple's costume ideas
because she might think that you are ugly.
Nice.
Yes.
Halloween is weeks away and if you don't have your couple's costumes yet, it might be a good side
because I'm about to save you from an argument with your partner.
This girl on TikTok is going viral because she gives her advice on girls.
What costumes address your boyfriend in if he is ugly?
Listen to this.
If you have an ugly boyfriend, here's a list of some couples' costumes ideas for this Halloween.
If you want to be Taylor Swift and you have an ugly boyfriend, but your ugly boyfriend can't pull off Travis Kelsey.
So you make him the microphone.
If you want to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, but your man is just not hot enough to pull off like a football player, make him the mascot.
If you want to be Princess Peach, I know what you're thinking.
Mario's already unattractive.
Your ugly ass man cannot pull this off.
Dress him as a mushroom.
If you want to be any Game of Thrones or House of Dragon character, put that ugly man in a dragon costume.
This is the only thing he can pull off.
If you want to be Harley Quinn, but you aren't dating a Jared Levin.
or a walking phoenix make your man the hyena damn so if you're any of those your girl thinks you're
ugly yeah just put a mask on him put a mask on him just hide them hide them hide up
wouldn't this be their day if they're ugly is Halloween yeah yeah that too and if your man's ugly
then why are you dating him in the first place yeah everything's about looks yeah yeah then if you don't
care why what he looks like then let's not ugly to you yeah you might be ugly maximo but daniele
things you're cute yeah see
I'm gonna hand some fella
but do you what I'm saying
like to you to your girl
you're hot
true yeah
or some guys might have a hot wallet
you know what I'm saying
yeah that's what it is
that's what it is
oh that wallet's so hot
there's people comment
like other ideas
somebody else commented
to be the Playboy
money and a carrot
so somebody the man is the carrot
a carrot
a chariot
Jasmine from Aladdin
the thing is that all these
costumes don't hide the face
it's just a full
like body suit
There's some of them that do.
Like when she said be the microphone, I'm assuming you cover your face with like the microphone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they don't make that costume.
I feel like Spider-Man is like right there.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Put a mask.
Right.
Yeah.
Jason.
Michael Myers.
Yeah.
Put the mask.
The mascot one.
Jabi walkie.
Put a mask.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you're going to match.
Oh, so you're going to match as a jabaliki with him as well.
How do you know about all these?
And she has a jabaliki?
You have a bunch of masks.
No, I'm saying you don't want to be a Jabalaki as well.
No, I'm just saying like you're trying to hide your men.
Oh, like you have to be a couple though.
You have to be a couple's costume.
Yeah.
Then what's the equivalence with Jambawaki?
You just have to be another one.
Another one.
Oh, then there you go.
Yeah.
Put it backwards.
Yeah.
And then if you need a third person, just tell Eman.
I'm still not sure he's not a couple.
Wait, if your girl tells you to be a Jabba Waki and he tell her to be a Jabalwocki back,
that means they're both.
thing they're both ugly because they're
for each other. It's your day
if you're ugly. Just if why. Just own it.
If he was Jason, what would you be?
The girl that he kills?
Yeah.
Yeah. But also I wouldn't really care if my girl
thought I was ugly as long as she loved me.
Like, I feel like that doesn't really matter.
Right?
That sounds like, I'm with you.
Right? Right. Right?
You would rather be uglier than your girl
or your girl uglier than you?
Oh, I'd rather be ugly than your girl.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See?
Same.
Yeah.
No, but I really wouldn't care if she was just like, oh, you can be.
I think if she, when, when Jordan is Taylor Swift, you're going to be a great Travis Kels.
True.
I didn't even think about it.
You're going to be a Travis.
You're going to be Travis.
God.
I don't even think about it.
Oh.
No, that would be so easy.
It'll be too easy.
He'll be a little too easy.
He's a little bit.
She could be Carol G.
He's on a simpathon.
Oh, that's a good one.
Why are you giving me all these ideas?
We said that already.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
You can be the simpitan.
She can be the middle red riding hood and you can be the werewolf.
Or the wolf, I mean.
But they should be covering your face.
Yeah.
You don't need a custom.
Yeah.
Like I said, I don't care if she thinks I'm ugly as long as she loves me.
It's like, it doesn't really apply.
If a girl's just like, I think you're ugly, but I love you so much.
Like, that's messed up.
No.
I think to your girl, you're contractive.
Obviously.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, thanks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Put a mask on it
Don't let a girl make you a carrot
Don't make you put a mask on you
You know
That'd be random
Hey babe so I'm gonna be Taylor Swift
And you are gonna be a microphone
You don't want me to be Kelsey?
You mean you don't want me to be Kelsey?
No, no microphone
Just be a microphone
Covered my entire face
Okay, all right
Well
I think it's more embarrassing
If you're walking with someone
That has a weird costume
Like
They thought it was a hit
And if you think your girl is ugly
you make her the ring or what?
Make her cover her whole face with the hair.
Is it cousin neat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or you leave her at home.
Not an option.
Not an option.
No, you don't be your girl, one, your girl's fine.
But same.
You're going to be with someone that you don't think is ugly.
Yeah.
Ugly is subjective, you guys.
Yeah, that part.
Okay.
All right.
Thanks, thanks, Greg.
You get the one that brought this up, bro.
