Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 318 Greg Kissed my Husband Brown Bag Mornings (10/14/24)

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

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Brownback mornings, good morning. Happy Monday. Monday. Angie, so literally you're from the OC. We just had our live show over there. And now I get why you got a Toyota to drive to work from the OC to L.A. That drive is up. Yes.

Oh, you see, but I don't feel it when I'm driving. Yeah, I know. That rap for more. I told you. And especially because I have the 4x4, so anytime I get bumps, I'm like, I don't even feel it. Wow. Yeah. When you go over curbs or what?

I wouldn't even know. If she were to, it's okay. Because she has a Toyota, okay? Going off road to get here. Let me go on the shoulder. My drive there on Friday, no, on Saturday. I was like, oh my gosh, Angie has to drive this every day. And add 20 minutes to that.

Yeah. Why? Because from my house. No, no, no, no. From that place, from the venue, Susanna Anna. It's longer. It's longer. It's a little bit more towards the shore

And every time Angie comes in in her rap four She's always bumping music I am Ask me what I was bumping this morning I heard you what you're bummed What was it Angie? Shakira I had my sing along

Inside my little car I always think you're playing like what is it Michael Blue Blay Oh that she does that's another Yeah that's when she's sad If Angie's playing Michael Boublee and it's not Christmas time She's probably going through it Yeah, she needs a Christmas spirit.

Thank you. You're also. I know my engine. No, I know my engine. All right. Well, good morning. Good morning. Happy Monday. I know it's dragging now.

We're in the thick of October. Yeah. And you know, it's crazy. I was telling the crew because we... Whoa. What kind of thick are you talking about? Would you like to answer? No, I thought I didn't know anybody was going to hear me.

Would you add lips? I didn't mean to stop the combo. Okay, I'm saying to add to it. Yeah. Nice. Get out of live. Mom. Super diggy.

That we did all our Halloween stuff for the live show. Now we have Halloween coming. I'm burnt, bro. I'm burnt. I'm so hurt. We started to think of another. We've had like seven costumes already. We have to think of another costume at least Halloween.

I'm in November already. I came in the studio. I'm like, what is all the Halloween stuff doing? I don't take it out. Loki, I want to take it down. I took one down already. I was like, what were this time? Well, put it back up.

Like Halloween week. Let's have a week of chill. I have like three costumes left. Like, I don't know. Well, now that my head's shaved, I'm going to be a lefty gunplay. Oh, poor God. Yeah, me know I'll hook up with his barber. It's so good for Tuesday to Tuesday.

I never heard, I heard lefty gunplay say from Tuesday to Tuesday live at the live show. I was like, wow. I get it. I get why that's your spirit animal. Yeah, that is. He's like, yeah. He says, you know I'm always ready from Tuesday to Tuesday. You know, I'm like, whoa.

I feel it. My mom was in the car like, is he okay? No, he's not. But it's fine. He's not okay. He's left the gunplay. Wow. That's right, too.

Like, shout out everybody that came through to our live show on Saturday. If you missed it, bro, we're going to have more stuff that you can come and get out with. Shats all the kids, all the couples, all that. We'll get more into that coming up at 7 o'clock. The kids are wild. They are. They are. Oh, the kids are wild.

Oh, the ones in the right-hand corner? Yes. And they all keep together. They were like, hey, play gas pedal. They're like, shake it like a red nose. I'm like, how do you know this? You're 14. Yeah.

When we were having a little twerk contest, it's crazy. Red nose. Hey, the mummy thing, when you have to wrap the mummy. And then Angie had to be one of the kids' moms. And I was like, don't be shot, get in there. And he listened. That was a cute little kid, by the way. Yeah, he was really cute.

All right, look, Maximo is just being cool. Thank you. What? Then we're doing something else, right after this. It's a Monday. It's a Monday. If you love Doritos, you might hate this next story. Well, I am cool, guys.

Love nothing to happen to be. He's going to be here next break. He's going to be a cool show. That's right. Big might say something out of pocket that we're going to highlight. Yeah, yeah. Greg might bring up his alcohol addiction. shit.

Hey, hey, hey, yeah. And I'm just going to laugh and be cute. Talk about a rap for. I am. I love to much. The time has come for this. Um-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-K. Okay, to battle into its dome amenities of phone charges at your seats and everything.

The experience. The thousand toilet. The halo board. Cashless. The halo board. It's cashless. Oh, I remember when we went to the beta testing and then none of the system works, so everything was free.

Outside. It was crazy. It was so good. Crypto.com Arena has set up shop with the first ever Doritos restaurant inside the venue. That's their battle?

Yeah. You know, they already have the championships that they have to give. You know what I'm saying? They got flex. So this new Doritos restaurant, it's the first of its kind. It's called Doritos after dark.

And you can visit it. They have everything from like ice cream to sushi rolls to dumplings to burritos that have a Doritos twist to it. Doritos ice cream? Yeah, bro. Okay, what is the thing called the drumstick? Yeah.

The drumstick ice cream. You know how at the top it usually has nuts? Like peanuts? Yeah. Instead of those peanuts, it's Doritos. Yeah. That actually... I know, I know, I know, I know.

I know you're mad. I know. I love Doritos. I'm the biggest Doritos fan. I love Doritos. I'm just not a soggy Doritos fan. And that's what I just, I fear for soggy Doritos. Huh? That's what you imagine with the ice cream?

I think they're... How long would you have to keep it, like, wet to get soggy, though? Because my cousin's look cute. They put the Doritos, Limon, Chile, sour cream, all of that. Still fine. I don't like a soggy. I like the crunch. Yeah, but how long does it take to get...

I think it takes a long time to get salty. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, because they're very well-made. Yeah. Yeah. I can think of a cool ranch ice cream. I have the Doritos Local tacos, and I love those. Doritos Locos Locos tacos are literally.

my favorite taco. My favorite fast food taco. Yeah. Because I'm like, wait. Crunchy taco. Yeah. So what do you think of this restaurant? It's okay if you don't like it.

Just like a Carmarina. I am, I like Doritos, but I'm more of a salsa verde Dorito kind of person. I've never met a salsa verde, Dorito type of guy. Yeah. That's me. The cheesy ones, there's something. Those are always like, it's good, but I feel like it's too much for me sometimes. Spicy nacho dog.

Spicy nacho. I do like the nacho, the tacos that they had a taco bell, so I assume some of this stuff is going to be really good. I'm on the flamas. If you guys had the flamas, the purple bag. Oh, yes, yes, they're like that case. Week. Yeah.

Yeah. That's too much for me. That's too much for me. Oh, my God, my mouth is watering. It's so good. The spicy nachos are the purple. But the dumplings sound really good and the nachos sound amazing. I'm not going to like this brito looks a little too crazy for me.

So there's a burrito, right? And it is, it has ramen in the burrito. It has ramen in the burrito. It has. Doritos, the spicy sweet chili one, which is the purple one. Oh. And chicken. The dumpling.

And it looks like it has like red sauce. So I'm only thinking it's like flaming hot sauce. And that looks too much for me, bro. That looks like low-key. Someone was tired of making spread. Yeah. It's like, you know what? Let me make it a burrito.

That's what you just described? The big thing. The top of the ice cream reminded me of like when people crush up the spread and just like, Is this a spread restaurant? They should have a homie section. A home set. And let them create like their own version of Doritos spread. Okay, because that's what my question was going to be.

Have you ever put Doritos on something? Like, look, dioritos in a sandwich, top tier. Like, you put it in the sandwich. Amazing. I don't make it without it. Yeah. It's a mandatoules. In your ham sandwich.

When you go swimming, after you're done swimming, you put it in a sandwich? Yeah. Wow. See? What else have you got it on? Me? Yeah. Nothing.

I've used it for Ceviche. Yeah. Like as a dip? I do that. Or even for rice. Sometimes you want to scoop rice with your Dorito? Nah. That's great.

That's a carb on carb. That's what. That's crazy. That's crazy. What's right? What does that? Do you put sour cream on top too? Sometimes.

Yeah. Or like nachos, but you use Doritos instead? I don't think I've tried that hotly enough. Yeah. I want to try the, and I feel like more marisco spots should try the Doritos instead of the Dostada. It's really good. Or just with the salsa verde?

Or just with the salsa verde? Or just with the. Yeah, actually the Scylva Red is really good. Yeah, all right. Doritos after dark. Coming to Crypto.com Marina. Yeah, try it out. Yeah, to Power 106.

Hopefully. They bring some of Power 106. Are you going to be so happy to go to Crypto? My Clipper fan? Yeah, I'm very excited. To my old stomping grounds. We had our Round by Mornings After Dark Monster Match. Yes, we did.

Over this past weekend, just want to show love to everybody that came out. We had the kids roll up. Jeremiah came through. Shout out to everybody that came through with their pants. It was a fun time. It was. Yeah, and not just the kids. Also the big kids.

Oh, yeah. A shout to Andrew. You remember Andrew? Andrew. Yeah, I don't remember Andrew. Which one was? Yeah. Browner Bay.

Oh, yeah. What is, what his wife and his girlfriend? We had a few weeks ago. We had a homie help line and he called up and he was saying, like, I have a wife and I have a girlfriend and they know about each other. They literally all went to their show dog together. It was a trip. I didn't believe him at first, but when he pulled up, I was like, And they're all teachers.

Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy for you. Shout out to the couple that was wearing brown bags as their costume. Yeah. They had a couple costume and they literally made brown bags that say our logo on them. We don't even have those. No, we don't.

They threw at themselves too. They were so tight. Yes. Yeah, we need to make them. And shout out everyone that pulled up to the meet and greet. Yeah. Some people were driving from far. Someone came from Santa Barbara.

Yeah. Big up to you saying. She's like, I'm like your guys groupie, her and her daughter. Oh yeah She made all of us Photos Little things to sign All of that really

Shout out to the girl that came Just to FaceTime her daughter in Yes Oh yeah The daughter was funny It was dad's It was dad's weekend So she was over at Dad's family's house

But she still FaceTime does We actually took a photo Because the girl The daughter was on FaceTime We took a photo off We need to find her to give her that photo Yeah Yeah

Big up to everybody man And big up to all our Dodger fans Wow There was a lot huh It was such a great day to be a Dodger fan. It was. Okay, we're not really going to recap too much of what went down at our brown bad mornings after dark monster rush because, okay, these are things you just got to be there for. But we do have to talk about our guy Greg C.

What's up? Yeah, he paid his bag. He paid his bed. Salute. So we're going to top it up for that. I'm way more cold now. Thank you very much. Okay.

Let's just make these doing. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you friends? Romese, don't you know I'm local? The Dodgers eliminated the San Diego Padres on Friday. From NLDS, super boring. No, the game was very late.

The game was incredible. It was incredible. Y'all lost, loss. I saw that, I heard rumors that the afterwards and the Padreys stayed and the Padres like get together after, that they were all fighting with each other. Yeah. Pointing fingers. Really?

It was fault it was. Very bad. They're crum. No, it was really bad. It was very bad. They were pointing. fingers at who it was. Machado versus Tatis versus everybody.

Really? Yeah. I would be mad at Machado too. He didn't do anything. Be mad at each other. They deserve to be mad at each other. Okay. I'm thinking, do they stay in L.A. that night or do they drive back

pissed? I'm going home. To San Diego. Go home. I went home. Yeah. And then they had to drive by their stadium probably, which is now a spare Halloween.

Yeah. That's good. I love you, brother. That was incredible. That was incredible. I wouldn't doubt if like 90% of them live in LA. Yeah. Oh, the Padres.

That's true. Yeah. That makes sense. Wait, what city is Machado living in it? Downy. Dowley. Don't put that on us. Don't put that on us.

He lives in Honda. He lives in L.C. And so NLCS started game one was yesterday. Met's who? I heard they were like the big dogs, right? Oh, really? They're a hot team. Like, they went in.

They're upsetting all the teams that were picked to beat them. Yeah. But not the Dodgers. It was bad. It was 8-0. 9. 9-0? 9-0?

9-0? I stopped watching at 8-0. Oh, yeah. See, what people, a lot of people don't know is that Dodgers are, I'm sorry, the Mets are literally our children, right? So we used to be in New York. You just said that, like, about the Padres. You're all our sons, Doug, get used to it. Yeah, literally.

You're not the only one. You're just the middle child's one. So, yeah, so a lot of people don't know that the reason that they wear blue and orange is for, one for the Dodgers. the blue and orange is for the giants. Two teams that left New York in order for them to become a franchise. I'll never do that. Yeah.

So that's why they're blue and orange. Well, who's the guy on that team that all the guys are like, four? Head over heels. What do you mean? Remember the fool that got married and then all the guy fans? Oh, that's the next.

Oh, right? Oh, same colors, though. It's the same colors. Oh, okay. Because we have some fool that works with us. You know, we had to do a, I don't know, equal opportunity for someone from New York. Oh, yeah.

His name is Berger. And he literally went to the game yesterday. Oh, yeah. Thinking he was doing something as a Mets fan. I have a problem with you, Berg. I know you're going to listen to this. I said we should go to the game, like, as a station. Like, it would be fun, especially because he's a Mets fan.

You know what I'm saying? We go together and stuff like that. And he's like, I don't know, bro. Dodger Stadium's kind of dangerous, bro. I don't know if I'm making it out of there. And then he goes. He said that? Without us.

He goes with his, like, tall homie from New York. He goes with the tallest homie that he could buy. Oh, that's why. I'm like, dog, I'll protect you. I'll make sure they don't hit you in the face. But Loki, was he at left field pavilion? No, he was. I don't know.

He was like a 30s. Oh, yeah. I don't know if you want to go over there, brother. Yeah, yeah. I was upset. I was like, man. We got a deep over there. Yeah, exactly.

So, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Mets, you're going to be next. Who's next? It's going to be you. But we have to recap to Saturday night, okay? Everyone was talking about this bet because Loki, if Vic would have lost, it would have been bye-bye to his beard. Yeah.

I was so excited. But we're not. But we trust in our team. I was hype. And our team don't let us down over here. Never. I knew it too. The whole time I was like,

the only reason I made that bet was because I was confident in the Dodgers. And so we shaved Greg's head live on stage in front of his parents, by the way. I know. In front of him. And if you want to see how he looks,

you can log on the Twitch. Yeah. Oh, see him right now? Look at this great face. Switch. Switch. TV slash Brownback Mornings. Look like a straight-up Dodger fan right now.

It's thoughtful. No, because I'm used to the L.A. hat on you. because clearly all our baldies covered up with the... But he has a tat, though. Yeah, yeah. All right, listen to this. I need y'all to get your phones out

because we are about to pay the bet because this guy really went on the L.A. airwaves and said that the Padres were going to beat the Dodgers. He said, you could shave me head to toe if you want. I know that the Padres are going to beat your little Dodgers. That's what he said. Make some money. Go ahead, Vic.

Let's go, Dodgers. This is exciting. You guys hear that? Oh, there's our inspiration right there. Oh, you ready? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Bring it.

Bring it. I stay loyal. Let's bring it. I'm down. I haven't felt this breeze in a long time. Yo. It's going to feel way better when the Dodgers choke against the men. Shut.

Wow. It's going to be way better. They're clearly not choking. You'll see it. Oh, they're not. What is choking me to you? The first. The first game.

It's only the first game. You're typical Dodgers fan. We didn't even let them score one run. It's going to be fine. More of the same. You guys are acting like you won the World Series already. We have not. Seven more wins.

Seven more wins, buddy. That's all it. We got one today. We got one today. One p.m. You're crazy boy. You guys aren't going to win. But you lost.

Yeah. But you guys are not going to win, which is going to make it feel way better. That the Dodgers is. I just don't understand the logic. You're still going to be bald. All this hype and it's just going to disappoint you guys watch. I can't wait. for every single year of your papers.

You know what's going to be so sweet when we take Greg with us to broadcast live? No, no, no. You're like the first. Stop. Please do that. This is really good for us.

Well, they knew out there what I was about saying. I'm not going to wood or something. But just imagine. No, in that scenario, he would have to be with us. Yeah. Dodger fans, Dodger Blue is going to be amazing. We feel great. However far we make it,

even all the way to the World Series, I think just the energy of Dodger Stadium and Dodger fans everywhere, we got this. And we've been. beat the Padres. So literally it's like... You see how you guys cared more about the Padre series?

No, you guys care more. You guys cared more. You guys were more threatened by the podger. We're going to have this nuts. Believe me. The celebration for the World Series is going to be incredible. You guys were all scared. Oh, the Padres.

Yeah, Greg C. Who was? What? Yeah. All right. So I have the... I have a little widget on my iPhone, right? Yeah.

And it's like the one that pops up photos. Oh, yeah. You know? I have that one too. Okay. So right now, like I says, early moments together. Because it's

titles did sometimes like oh yeah yeah it says early moments together and it's a picture of uh maxima taking a shot afa vic in Vegas and it's funny because it was like early in the morning yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like it's like it's like you're listening and you know like If you've been listening and you know that these tools are always late and like literally Vic came in, yeah, Vic came in mid show and then Maximo didn't even show up to our Vegas broadcast. That was a whole movie, but. Yeah. Let me finish, rules.

Literally if you've been up to date off of that, they've been really good. That's good. Yeah, they've come in on time. Progress. Yeah, I appreciate it. We have shout-outs? Yes, we do. Mona on Instagram wants to give a shout-out to the San An Tiny Mighty Monarchs.

They won first place in their cheer division. Let's go. Come on, my little monarchs. Johnny Ray Gonzalez wants a shout out to himself. Let's go, Johnny. Shut yourself out, homie. Shut yourself out, homie. For birthdays, Rocky wants to give a shootout for her sister Crystal.

It's her 40th birthday. Okay. Crystal. Crystal. And then Christian wants a shootout for his beautiful girlfriend, Kimberly. He says, I love you, mamas. Oh, blau. Blow.

Biao. Bowshoo-wow, bow, chikol, how wow. Very slow. Gunshots. Okay. Slow romance. All right, is that it? That's the word on most cans.

Word on roast crans. Rooscrans. Word on Rosecrans. The word is two chains talks to a Tesla robot. What? What? Look, so last week, Elon Musk had his Wii robot event where he unveiled his robot taxi and his humanoid robots named Optimus, and one of the guys in attendance was Two Chains,

all right? And he chopped it up with the Tesla robot, and you guys need to hear this trippy conversation. All right, listen to this. Two Chains, how you doing? What's up? Hey, buddy, how you doing, man? I'm doing good. It's nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. What's your name? I'm Optimus. Okay. My name is Tony. Tony? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Nice to meet you, Tony. Nice to meet you too, buddy. Hey, can you play basketball? Can you shoot like jump shots? Maybe one day. I'll teach you. I'll teach you.

Really? Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. Thank you, Tony. Thank you, brother. Two chains. Why don't they tell you?

I'm scared. I want one. He sounds like such a dude. Yeah. I want one. That's creepy. Because in any row and he's like, hi, my name is. That's what I was expecting.

He was like a chill dude. Yeah. He was like a chill dude. Yeah. He even knows what designer is. Look, two chains offered to buy a designer, and this is what he said. I thought you meant the rubber. Yeah.

Panda, panda? All right, man. You like Valenciaga? I got an outfit for you. Awesome. That's cool. I'm about to order you, okay? All right.

I'm going to order you, and then I'll see you in another couple months, okay? I'll see you. I'll see you. If I see Tesla robots. Oh, my way. Belizeaga. Before you get Lentia. You don't know that two chains robot.

I mean, so much. I'm scared, bro. That is creepy. This is good for people that don't have friends. Like that guy that just shouted himself? Yeah. Oh, Johnny. Yeah.

He needs a humanoid robot. He needs a human robot. Bro, he sounds like such a dude. I don't know if that makes him more scared. I get why, like, you want him to sound more familiar, but it kind of makes it more scary. It does because the way the interaction goes. Because when he's murdering you? Awesome.

Awesome, bro. Thank you. Chopping up. The way the interaction is, I could see that robot taking jobs. Oh, yeah. His assistant. Oh, like those three nights. It can be a teacher.

It can babysit. It can walk your dog. Mow your lawn. Get the groceries and just be your friends. Just be your friend. Yeah. Dane, mow the lawn. I like the groceries.

I don't like that one. Go do the groceries, bro. Yeah. Sometimes I try to get it all in one hand and then my fingers like lifting all. Like that. He's got to be that. Yeah. Go get the groceries.

Awesome. Right. Thank you. I'll be there. For your opportunity. I like all the memes that are coming out of it. It's like my robots. seeing me spend $20,000.

on it just to see me and my homies argue. Like that's it. I saw one that said that somebody was going to jail break it to fried pork chops. I don't get that one. I think you wouldn't need a jail break it for that. I don't know.

I don't get that one. It's fake. All right. What's your next story? Okay. All right. Look, so we got more details on Kendrick Lamar's movie with the creators

of South Park. All right? So it's been reported that Kendrick Lamar's been working on a movie project, with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who are the co-creators of South Park. But we haven't got too many confirmed details about it, right? However, we got more details straight from Trey Parker. Listen to this and listen to him talking about the upcoming movie with PG-Lang.

And what can you say about the movie? It's a movie we've already, we're doing a movie with Kendrick Lamar and Dave Free and their company. And we're working on it and hopefully come out July 4th weekend. Opposite Jurassic Park. Which is pretty funny. What's the genre? I would say comedy Comedy.

Very funny. I would say, I'm thinking with your roots. I'll believe funny. Yeah. Yeah. His cow involved is Kendrick in it. Very involved.

Dave, Dave Free's very, very involved. Yeah. We're there every day working on it. Oh, that makes me so. Wow. I think the synopsis is out too. Yeah.

Yeah. It's about, I don't want to get this wrong. Yeah. It was, it has something to do with like back in the day. Hold on. Let me get this.

Hmm. D-d-d-d-do. Is you a reboot or something? I don't want to. I get right. No, he can go left real quick. Flokey about slavery, dog. See, now you shut up.

See? See, there we go. I'm not trying to get it wrong. Awesome. We're laughing about that. Yeah, dude. We're laughing about Vicks' reaction. No, because he doesn't want to get it wrong.

He knows how sensitive the subject is. Exactly. Thank you, right? There, I gave you time. Did you find it? Thank you, Lillip. Okay, wait, hold on. That's something to do with the fact that I guess it's somebody that is reenacts what happened during the time of slavery.

But then he, like, checks out of work and then, like, it's, bro, I'm getting you time. I'm sorry. Don't rely on me, dog. It's my, it's my laptop. My laptop. I'm so sorry. Honestly, I hope. Is this going to be the first South Park movie? No, they had the South Park movie with bigger, longer, and uncut back in, like, the days.

They're calling it a live action slave comedy, okay? Yeah, see, this is why Vic did not want to get it wrong, you guys. Exactly. Makes sense. Victor. Let me see, let me see. I hope they have Talley. I love Tally.

The as yet untitled film is said to depict the past and present coming to a head when a young black man who is interning as a slavery and actor at a living history museum discovers that his white girlfriend's ancestors once owned his. See? Wow. That's crazy. Vivek, I need to stop doing your job for you. I should have had that.

I'm sorry. I kind of knew it, but I didn't want to get it wrong. But yeah. And it's apparently going to be a comedy, which doesn't sound too funny. But we'll see what their spin on it is. Well, look, if that fool. can make Jango, Kendrick can make his reenactment or his adaptation

of what that means to an actual black man. I'm confident in what they could do with it. And they also did it in Peatown. Pomona. Yeah, they shot part of it. Yeah, there's someone like that should have like, hey look, they're filming Kendrick's movie with South Park in Pomona.

And then I come to find out because it was on TikTok, a lot of movies were filmed in Pomona. Really? I have no idea. Shats of our Petown residents, they probably know, like they're like, yeah, this school shot over there. Yeah, that's dope. What?

I can see why it like, there's a little. That one area. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That one area that low-key looks like what was, like, back to the future. It looks like that area. I know exactly what you're talking about, too. Yeah, where Carnival is at.

Sure. Yeah. Shout out of, shout-up, shout-da. It's Monday, yeah. It's Monday, yeah. All right. Well, that was your word on Rosecrans, brought you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rosecrans, Victor Brownback Mornings.

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Sip! Sip! Sips, Sips, Sips, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Kelova, Kaila Nicole, who is Travis Kelsey's ex. Yeah. She went on a podcast with Angel Reese, and in the podcast she was talking about,

she was saying a crazy story on how petty she can be after a relationship. So I'm going to let her explain a little bit. Listen. So, I was dating a guy. How petty she can be after a relationship? Whoa. Oh, what was that?

It's because you have the Twitch stream on. Oh. Wow. That was scary. That scared me. Why do you have the Twitch stream one? Twitch. I love it on just to make sure. You're getting these guys in trouble. Listen, I'm going to play it.

So, I was dating a guy. I was dating a guy and he dumped me through a text message. And he dumped me for this singer slash actress who was famous at the time. Dumped me for her. Lied about it for months. Then popped out with her. It became like this public thing and it was like, oh my God, we love them. I know they're like celebrity iconic.

So who do you guys think this celebrity iconic couple was? It can have been Taylor Swift because she said who was famous at the time. Yeah, that was like Taylor is still famous. Yes. That was like a little sister. Okay, so it was Tiana Taylor and her ex was Imman Shumper. Yeah. So she was talking to.

She dated Iman Shumper and also Travis Kelsey. Right. After she said that Iman Shumper pretty much cheated on her and left and ended up with Tiana. With very public. Yes, and that's when they went public and they became that celebrity couple at that time. So her way of getting back to him for him leaving her for Tiana was this. So he breaks up with me, dumps me, moves on. And for Halloween that year, I dressed up as her.

I dressed up as that lady for Halloween. And not only that... I'm there. They're there somewhere. They're on the internet. Did he say something? Yeah, you call me crazy. Like, you're nuts. You're a crazy person.

She dressed up as Tiana to pretty much get attention from him. And in the interview, she's not mentioning names, but people found it afterwards. Yeah. Like who she's talking about. Like who she dressed up as in Halloween for different years. And it's Tiana and then the whole thing. And that's why in that conversation she was like, that lady, them. She kept like trying to play it off

knowing that people are going to want to know anyway. Right, right. People were going to dig and find out. And they found out. Tell me you're not over your ex without. Tell me you're not over your ex with her. And I thought you weren't over the Travis. Yeah.

Yeah. No, bro, that's crazy. But dressing up as her. And then Tiana Taylor responded. Yeah, responded. She was upset at the situation that her dressing up at her is, it's nuts. Tiana's not with Eamon either anymore.

And I believe there was some cheating to do there. So it's not even her defending her man because she's like, besides all the Emon stuff, the way that you talked about me saying famous at the time and those types of things. Knowing people are going to do the research and they're going to bring me into this, I'm literally living my life. Knowing they're going to bring me into this, like that was horrible. She's still very much famous. Yeah. She didn't even say that. She was famous at that time.

No, she's still famous. She's going to throw her digs. She's going to go throw her digs. Yeah. To dress up at her is crazy. That's weird. Psychotic. You got to also think about like, and granted, we're watching from the outside.

We have an appreciation for Tiana Taylor. 100%. And Emon. This girl's the one we don't know the most. At all. But imagine your homegirl got cheated on. Yeah. Like, imagine we were her home girl.

Right. Her home girl. He cheated on her. He went public with Tiana. Yeah. I mean, that couple was popping. Yeah, like she didn't. Like, lucky, like she was a victim at that point in time.

Yeah. Trying to get back at him with the. dressing up as Tiana. That's weird. It comes off as mean. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know.

Or attention seeking or. Yeah. Because even for Tiana, when she replied, she was like, I don't care about the Eam part. It's just more about like you being distasteful and like, making that comment. Like trying to drag me in your guy's situation.

But she's also low key telling her truth. Like that's her life too. That happened to her. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, I just always question like,

why is this person getting an interview? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just like. It's crazy because I know they probably got her the interview thing. She was talking about Travis, and she did. She did later on. They got a little bit of everything.

But then, like, then we got this side scoop. Which I didn't even know about that. Yeah. Well, now we know. Athletes. Stay away from her. She's also very fine. That she is.

Apparently they can't. Okay. Facts. All right. Is dressing up as your ex, simp or pim? No. Your ex is partner. It's weird.

It's weird. Yeah, it's very weird. It's a weird. Yeah. There's nothing. about it, I'll tell you that. No. No, no.

It just shows that it's like you're not over the person at all. Yeah. Sim? Sim. I don't even want to. What if this year she's Taylor, Swift? That would be funny. Oh my God, Letty.

I don't think so. She gets left for Taylor's. Dang. And she gets left for Tiana Taylor and Taylor Swift died. Oh, Jesus. She probably don't even get her clothes. Taylored. I probably won't wear Chuck Taylor's. Do you know any tailors?

Yeah. Br, that's twice in a row. Yeah, the T-14. Yeah, yeah, bro. Because we can't put psycho in here, that's very sim. Yeah, that's same. And, again, I feel bad for the girl

because she did get cheated on. Right. And then also, like, she's telling her story. It is the angel Reese is the one that reached out to her. Like, clearly they have a home. Angel Reese knew something behind the scenes that we didn't know to try to get her to expose everything. And people were just liking, like,

ooh, Tiana. Because the Tiana that she was, too, was the fine, like, when in that music video, Fade. Yep. Or is it my love is fade. Yeah. Boom,

boom, she looked fine, though. She did. But Sim. But Sim. Sit. Sit. All right.

Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. The homie, Brandon.

Josee needs her help. Jose. Oh, God. Why? What are we doing? What is he doing now? He's so frustrated. Just stop, bro.

I'm mad. Is he ordering it on the desktop? You're crazy. I wasn't even mad before. Now I'm mad. He's ordering on a desktop. Now you guys got to say what happened, bro. Sorry.

It's just, I'm looking at him. He's like stressed out. He's getting so mad. Well, Zays right? Been trying to order coffee since 6.30 in the morning. On his phone. Yeah.

It keeps, I don't know, deleting or something. He's passed me the phone twice. I ordered the same thing. Pass her on the laptop now? And now he's trying to order it off the desktop. Jose, I'm so disappointed. It's because they caught him for fraud. They know his account.

Yes. So he passed the phone around earlier. And so because he did that, none of us made coffee here or ordered or ordered. And then he's like, oh, it got canceled. And then we did it again. And he got canceled again. Bro, they know that you're using a fake card. Yeah, bro.

They go like a little fake gift card scam. I'm going to make my instant coffee right now, dog. Oh, my God. Okay. All right. Well, now we know that. You can still order them. I blame the weather, dog.

Weather. It's weathering outside. It is. I love it. It's gloomy-ish. Is it? Yeah, it's actually like, feels like October. Finally.

Hurry up, get sad. I'm waiting for that. Hurry up. Get sad. Okay, all right. Well, we got to help Brandon. All right. So, look, Brandon sent us a DM and said,

hey, guys, my name is Brandon, and I need advice because clearly I got some effed-up homies. Oh. He said, so two weekends ago, me and the homies went to dinner at Yard House. Six of us ended up going. Love Yard House. The homie Haimeet thought it would be funny to dine and dash. I thought he was kidding, but next thing you know, the check comes out, and let me tell you, the check was not cheap. We all see it, and Hyman is the first to dip saying he was going to the restroom, and then the other homie started dying laughing and dip too.

Well, I ended up getting stuck with the bill because I'm a regular at this yardhouse. Oh, did they know him? Yes. That means he thought about it. He said, I called them up afterwards and they told me it was funny and I was tripping and to just let it go. But I can't, Brownbag. They really got me effed up leaving me alone like that. They said they were going to send me money and they only sent me partial.

I ended up parting. Sorry, I end up paying more, but that's not the point. I still feel a type of way after they left me like that. These are the homies that I've known for five, six years, but after that I'm not even sure anymore. Help me out, Brownback. Am I wrong? should I just let it go? And that's probably his favorite yardhouse too.

Yeah. Oh yeah. If he's a regular? Yeah, he's a regular. Exactly. He's going all the time. It was his plans. They probably went to watching game or something in order to bunch of drinks.

Yeah. Yeah, usually, right? Reportedly, allegedly, I've done this before. Oh, my God. What? I know someone that's done this. There you go. Sorry.

Did you say reportedly, allegedly, into something you actually did? No, I haven't said. It was a dream. It's only when you're reporting on other people that they don't come after you. You're not going to come after yourself, dog. Reportedly, allegedly, Maximo, you did that? No, no.

No. I know somebody that did it. Okay, okay. And all the friends agreed upon it. So it was like. To dine and to Ash? To do that. And when they were very young and immature.

What is that? Not adults yet. I feel like guys are still immature, but okay. No, it was long, long, long, long time. Was this a denny song for him? No. And it was a place that they would regularly go to. It was a terrible idea.

Was it a place he used to work at? No, no, no, no. It was a terrible idea. You go somewhere you would go all the time. Yeah, so everyone agreed upon it, and I don't know what was going on. He said he didn't know what's going on and his homies. And then they all did it, and then they couldn't go back for like five, six years. And that ruins it because you really like going there.

Now, see, the way to do it is, like, I had a friend that went out of town. Eventually. No, no, it's my friend. Do guys all do this? Apparently. I had a friend that was out of town for a music festival, and him and his friends went to a Denny's, and then they just walked out because nobody knew them there, and they were in a completely different state. You know what I'm saying?

So that's how to do it. Because nobody will ever see them again. You're not going to go back. Yeah, that's kind of smart. And that's why this guy didn't want to do it because he goes there. He goes there. My mom and I accidentally did it once. How do you at?

Oh, your mom set you up. Let's go ahead. Come on, don't incriminate your mom. Yeah, yeah. A mom, you know. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And her son and her son. Yeah. We're golfing. And we're eating at the golf course. They were great. Maria, are you watching this guy? And we got our, they got her. Oh, my God.

You know what? Yeah, we did it. All right. It wasn't an accident, baby. Maybe. But we got our food and we don't remember if we got our, like, the check or not. So then we walked out and then my mom were driving home. She's like, did we end up paying?

I was like, I think so. She's like, no, I have my card in the car. Wow. And the car like, I never. Nice, Maria. So we accidentally did it. Good one. She used reverse psychology on Greg to do it.

So this guy didn't want to partake. No. Well, he wasn't even given the option, really. Kind of? No, they just did it. They just kind of did it. They're joking. Yeah, but he could have left before too

He could have, but again, that ruins the place That he goes to all this out. Yeah. And he wasn't in on it. Yeah. And so then after he hits his homies, homies are like, chill, bro, true, we'll pay you back. They still haven't paid him back. What's the most you've ran up on yardhouse?

Because I think at Yardt's, you can run up real quick, especially if you guys are drinking. Yeah, if you're drinking and stuff like that, you get the good macaroni. She's her, I mean, I've only really gone with like two or three people. It's probably a couple hundred. Yeah You can run it by that You can run it up

Multiply that You know what I'm saying Probably like five six bills Six seven hundred Sliders When you guys go with the Bunch of boys Do you guys have gone

With a bunch of guys I go from a bunch of guys? Okay How do y'all split it? How do you guys Normally split it? Everyone usually gets their own bill Everyone usually gets their own bill

But that's when you're like Even at the bar Yeah that's exactly what Yardhouse employees Hate to see y'all coming in like Get the printer ready They're gonna have extra checks Can we split the seven ways?

Yeah. Y'all are just ordering appetizers. But if not, if I go with like somebody, like a group, like I'm okay with like splitting evenly. And if they don't drink, then obviously they could get their own bill and everyone else splits even. What a nice guy. Yeah.

Okay. So they were probably talking on the table. April is just dining dash. And the guy that probably said it was the one that knew he didn't have the bread for it. Yeah. All he started it is. No, but a lot of people even, they have the bread. It's just like, it's like an intrusive thought.

Like just like, sure. Okay. Don't see you and choose it. When my friends did it in a different state, it was because the food took like an hour to get there. You can't do that. You can't be like, hey, this food took long. The service is bad. Yeah, the service was bad.

You know, so they had it coming. I heard. That's what they said. Oh my God. That's the story I told. I mean, I heard. I had a friend that wanted to do it the other day and I was like, no. What?

At this big age? Yeah. I was like, no. The service was terrible. It was terrible service. It took like 40 minutes. get a check. Oh, damn.

I can't say. Yeah, you can. Go ahead. You're the one that snitch on you and your mom? You're the thing worse than that. You can't un-snitch. Wait, just say the name of friend, not the restaurant. Yeah.

No, I can. Oh, my God. You can say who wanted to do it, but not the restaurant. You're crazy. It was Ruth. Oh. Oh, my God. She made valid points, though, but I was like, no, we're still going to pay.

It was. Girl? Yeah. Why are you calling her your friend? Reportedly, allegedly. Reportedly, allegedly. Reportedly. I'm going to put her like business out there.

You just snitch on your girl. You just ran to your mom out dog. You're like to know. Wow. Well, you're not doing crime with Greg. It was bad. He's a cop. He's a cop.

The service was terrible. It made me late to my gig. It was terrible. Okay. It took a long time. Yeah. Even everything. The whole experience was bad.

So then Ruth is like, babe, let's just go. She was like, dude, screw this. Like, yeah, it was bad. It was bad. It's not paid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

My friend would have left too. Did you? No, I personally can't. Like I feel so bad if that happened. I just want to leave a tip. That's it. I was like, no, you're not getting a tip.

That's it. Wait, that's worse. You're paying the company, but you're not paying the person doing the service. They sucked. Yeah. Yeah, service was the first problem. That actually makes sense,

fool. Don't pay. All right. This will Brandon. Hi, Brandon. His homies all dining ditched and left him with the check. And because he should have also been with the group, but he's like,

look, I go here. I'm not going to do it. They're going to have our photos up. Yeah. And they're always started. I'm not going to group chat without him. Oh, yeah. They're on him.

They're on him like, oh, look at this food. Taking everything so serious. So then he paid it and then he told him, hey, that wasn't cool. And they're like, oh, it was a joke, but we'll pay you back. And they didn't. Is he right in being upset or should he let it go? Is the question that he asked us? Definitely not let it go.

He turns up on them in the group chat and they said that they were going to pay him back. And they've like little by little paid, haven't paid fully. They probably paid for like. He knows they're not going to pay. He knows their friends too. Yeah. He knows they're not going to pay him. So he wants to know, is it fine that he's upset or should he just get over it?

Exactly. Right. Okay. We got, we got Andy from Whittier. Andy. Andy. Eddie. Hey, good morning, Brown Bag.

It's me, Andy. Friends on Andy for next week. Friends on Andy. Friends on Andy. Are you the one that went on vacation with your homegirl? But you were friends on and you would. love her though, but... Oh my God, you guys would not even know.

Her birthday party was the same night at your guys' Monster Match. Instead? It's okay. It's okay. Believe me. She had a guy already. Oh.

You're not a guy and love me. Yeah, bro. You had a backup, though. Oh, Papa Cito. Yeah, for sure. I would have been going to fly in the wall, being like, oh, my, what am I doing? I had a great time at the Monster Mass. You guys were awesome.

Thank you, bro. Thank you. You guys had, like, A great vibe going on. I got some pictures of letty DJing. And it was just, you know, all kinds of crazy stuff.

Andy, nobody was paying attention. But while Greg was getting his head shaved, I'm like, I need to hear some music. And I'm like, and then I just started like jumping around and playing around. When you got your turntables like,

you're probably like, wait, what happened? I literally was like, who's put this song on right now? I was trying to, I was trying to look for, I love L.A. You don't have it. Yeah, I'm not a great.

Yeah, but yeah, We should have. And then she got some lady in trouble too on the phone. That was hilarious. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Andy, you're telling all the secrets.

The baby daddy. Yeah, he called. Bro, I wonder if we have that. The right show. The cheese man is the wrong segment though, right? Yeah. Hold on. I wonder if we have that.

Andy, thank you for bringing that up. So let me now, let's keep the chisement going. There was a girl and we're asking, like, what's a real scary story? And she was talking about how her baby daddy did brujeria on her. Yeah.

And she saw it because she looked through his phone and he. He was talking to his sister who does brujeria and was like, just give me her underwear and then give me like a photo of her. But make sure. And so she's talking about it. He's talking about it. He FaceTime's her. And then I answer the face time and I say like, I don't do brujeria on her.

And he gave me the look. I need a. I need a. After the look he gave me. That was brujia in itself the way he called it at that time. Right at that moment. Andy, why you laugh me, Andy? Pray for me, Andy.

You guys should have seen it from me. my view and I had Andrew dancing with his two chicks right in front of me. Oh. Our friend group is crazy. Yeah. Why don't you tell him let you borrow one, Doug?

Aw! Dang, Andrew right there has two girlfriends and this one don't even have one fee. He's like, I'm Andy. Come on. Okay. Andy, thank you so much for calling him, bro. But what would you tell this guy,

Brandon, on our homie help line, bro? You know, honestly, I think that you know, they took it to that level. I mean, seriously, that's kind of a serious thing. Me personally, I would take it like, man, you did this against me. Yes, no, I come here. You know, like, I would either get with the game and actually allow, you know, like, you know, kind of subtly. Some, some, I will get back.

I'm going to be honest, I'll get back. I'm a Christian, like I said, but hey, you guys took it to that level. You're going to get even. Yeah, that ain't heavily of y'all. That ain't wholly I'm sorry I I'm maybe

this is Dr. Jekyll this week I don't know what's going on but you know honestly like that's cold they set them up

I mean it's cool like if you're gonna take it to that level just be ready what's coming back yeah that's my opinion that part

you guys oh sorry you guys don't have like you guys play pranks on your homie yeah do they is there one that

gets upset like you know like oh you can't joke with them something oh yeah oh my god

they'll get upset yeah it'll be more than jokes My homie. It seems like Brandon is that one. Yeah, he takes it too far. And we're just like, we call him guac because he's extra like that. You know how like extra guack?

Extra. Extra takes it to the next level for no reason. If you guys joke around. Yeah, like just joke around, man. What does he do? What does extra guac do? So if we. What did you guys?

You already snitch, bro. This will be your third snitch of the day. Yeah, I'm done it. Never mind. You're bald. No. No. No.

It's okay. It's a week Monday. Interrogators love you. We haven't even gave him a giant-a-box meal. Honestly, I wouldn't. We didn't give you any Wendy's and here you are. I wouldn't blame him. He has the excuse of, I lost everything.

He got his baseball team lost. Got it there. That's something everyone's down with you? He's taking everybody down. All right now. What does extra quack do? What's something that you guys pranked him or joked around and he just got all extra? Like, for my birthday, we went to a strip club.

And he was being very extra about it and like very like, Mad? Yeah, just like, I gave him, like, he didn't want to throw money. Oh, I think he's like, bro, here's like $20. Go, no, I don't want to do it, man. Just don't make me do that. Like, in the middle of the street club. Does he have a girlfriend?

No. Oh. And he just extra, like, wanted to respect them. Yeah. Extra. Like, I don't know. That's my staff. I was like, it's my birthday. Here's $20.

Go throw it. He goes to it and just, like, throws it on the floor and leaves. He's like, I don't want to do that. You made me do that. What a catch. Like, bro, we're, just have fun. Like, yeah. He doesn't like strippers

And he'll get mad at his homies for playing too much There's a girl out there that wishes her man was like that That wishes her man was like Bro, that's a joke Get mad at them Yeah, we come back for that reason though Shut up God Can he mad for throwing $20 is crazy

Did you pick up the 20 bucks? I wonder if he's gonna be mad for you snitching on him No, he's not No, he won't. He won't. I'm not. He won't. I'm not. Jorge from Pekoyma. Hey, Jorge. Jorge. Jorge.

Jorge, talk to us. I'm here. What would you talk to tell Brand. Brandon who has a bunch of homies they went to eat at yardhouse. The bill was really high. All his homies left as a joke like Dining Dash. But that's the yardhouse he normally goes to. So he's like, bro, you guys left me with the bill.

And then they're not really paying him back. They're paying him a little, a little bit. So he's upset. But then they're all saying, let it go, bro. It was a joke. Let's get over it. Nah. Nah, that's a set of.

That's a cell. We're too old for that, man. And there's two options to hear. Either they're brokies. The homies are brokies or their dogs are. Or their Dodger fans. I don't know. Or both.

Oh, wait. Why are you choosing violence? This is Pekoma Hills. Hold on. Oh, your Pekorma Hills. First of all, we Googled it. We looked it up. We asked the Pekoma homies, all of them.

And he said, oh, they're Dodger fans. There's just Gravity Hill. And Sunnland. To hunger. Corma Hills. That's how it's real. That's how it's realtor sold it to him. And what's your baseball team?

Angels. I'm going to get. I'm an angel fan and I love to see all that LA Dodger fans at Angel State on Saturday. I was there. You guys had a great show. Thank you very good. Oh, yeah. We were all there.

We had a great time. Were you wearing Angels gear? No, huh? No. Yeah. George, come on. You're just outside looking. Casano.

Okay. I was wearing my cowboy hat. Oh. That's your people. That's your people. Hey, look, Hideo. Jorge, did you see how when I said where the Cowboys fans at at our after party at after dark that so many people yelled? Like, they were turned up?

There was hell of Cowboys fans. I was like, oh, hey. I'm a self-reclaimed number one Dodger Hater, but I'm more of a doctor. I'm getting there to a Cowboys fan, a Hater, too. Oh, he was a Cowboy. Yeah, he was a Cavaloy hat. Oh, no, no, no. No, no.

Hell free's over when I wear a Cowboys hat. Like, Tejana I was talking about. Oh, that's a high. Oh, I saw you. Yeah, you're in the back. Yeah. Okay, what Hey, what hey. You literally said I was wearing my Cowboys hat and literally.

And literally, I don't think of a tejana. You would have just said I wore a tejana. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. You are confused right now. All right, Jorge, so you hate the Cowboys and you hate the Dodgers. Oh, man. Yeah, I was going to say, hey, it's a big word, but yeah, yeah, I'll see that. Is there any other team that can get it?

How do you feel about the Lakers? I'm out. Yeah, I'll go to the games. I go to the games. I mean, I think we all hate the Astros, so that's a gift. That's all. That's in the common. Yeah.

Perfect. Perfect. Yeah, we have that in common. Do you like the Niners? Yeah, I'm a Niners fan. Ah. You're an S-F fan from Pekoyama. Okay.

All right. I won't say anything more. All right. But you said that he needs better homies. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, no. Jorge. Pocom Hills.

Pekoma Hills. Pekoma Hills. Horee. But you think that food just needs better friends because his friends are brokies. Or Dodger fans. No. We're not saying that one. We're not saying that one.

You know how expensive. You know how expensive. expensive tickets to the Dodgers are. Yeah, that's why they're brokeies. No, they're going to the game still. Still sold out. All right. All right.

All right. All right. We do. On behalf of the Dodger fans. Okay. I had to. I had to. Bruh,

then I can let me in that stadium if I keep falling in line, I'll be smacked. All right, we got Julie from Bell on the line. Julie, good morning, Julie. Hey. Hi, baby, girl. How are you? How's it over there in Bell?

Is it gloomy too? It is. Yeah. Well, actually. I'm in Long Beach now. I work in Long Beach. Nice. Is it gloomy in Long Beach?

It is. And that was your weather report. Brought to you by Julie from Bell. All right. Thank you. Julie, what would you tell Brandon? His friends walked out on the bill. They died and dashed, but it was the yardhouse by his crib.

He ended up paying for everything. And now they're not really paying him back. But they're telling him like, bro, it was a joke. Like, get over it. Let's go. I think that would be the last time I would care Bill with my friends. Honestly, a funny story that happened to me. one time.

No. You were. Your home girls? It was. They took advantage of me. I was, um, being a group of friends. Um, we were, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and I was already drunk. So, um, they were giving me these signals and I wasn't under.

They were like, give me the thumbs that you're going to go to the door and feel third. Feel third. Yeah. Like, um, they were just, they were just, I don't know. I didn't know. was going on. So I'm just like, hey, wait, where are you guys going? Like, we have to pay. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're a burn. Nice. That's true. You're a burn. I would have left your ass, too. Yeah, same. I don't know. Hey, everybody, my friends, where are you?

Like, started calling them one by one. Samantha. Oh, Samantha. Over here. You're going to the car? Why are you guys going to the car? We have to pay our bills, silly. We didn't pay.

Oh, are you guys leaving on the bill? Oh, you forgot. Guys, we haven't been. Julie, so then they definitely didn't let you out of BW and you had to pay. Yeah, so they ended up continuing walking out of the door. So I just stayed right there at the front desk and I paid the bill. And honestly, they were lucky because good thing it was tax season. So I wasn't really, you know, mad about it.

But I was mad about it. And then after on, I just learned how to just ask for my own separate bill after, you know, going out with anybody. Julie. Oh, so you let it go. Yeah. No, they like traumatized her and now she won't ever share a bill with people. Anybody.

Yeah. Julie, we're all trying to go. They were nothing to the last season. Yeah. Aw. That's what you get to say. Julie, we're going to hold up to work. You want to join us?

If you want to go. Hey, but I'm giving you the sign. Okay. Follow the signs, Julie. Actually, it's your bad for not being a good sign reader, done. What you got to do is you got to send Julie out first. It took advantage of me.

I was drunk. I didn't know. No, no, Chiezzles. Don't be that girl. They gave you the sign. Yeah, Julie, you were not too drunk to pay. You still paid. They said, Kail, Kale, Kale, Kale.

All right. What knows? They happened to her. You can't be mad at her. Yeah. But she's still friends with them. Yeah, she's still friends with them. She just pays different now.

Yeah. All right. We got Alexis from Anaheim on the line. Alexis. Alexis. Hi. Hi, baby, girl. Good morning.

Alexis, talk to us. What would you tell Brandon? Honestly, honestly, I feel like I've been to every yardhouse there is in California So at this point The avocado rolls You feel me?

Just the avocado rolls alone Oh my God I'm hungry now Mind you they are bomb Yes Mind you they are bomb But then things are like running you At least like $16 to $20

Yeah yeah His friends are broke Like let's be real Yardhouse is cheap So he has money If he frequents at yardhouse We can keep it a sack True

Oh that's a sign of a thick wallet Yeah He seems to be real like the responsible, homie. Yeah. Exactly. So it's like you, like me, I don't take certain people out certain places because it's just like I know how they get down.

I know how they act. Yeah. I know my end of pain. Yeah. So I'm not taking them to yardhouse because like I said, the appetizers run you at least $20. That's true. I think the cheapest appetizer is $1512 bucks.

Oh, you do know your yardhouse is. No, yeah, no, dad. No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut. I'm so sorry. But I love yardhouse. so much and it's just like

because I know yard house isn't cheap like the fact that y'all play with his money like that they don't respect it. They're broke. Get you some new friends.

You don't need broke people like that. Go with Alexis. She will appreciate the yardhouse tendency. You really don't. Yeah. No, but you would appreciate if you were to go

with Brandon. Wait, say that again? Like you would appreciate everything if you were to go a Brandon. Yeah, because it's just like What, I know how Yard House is, like, and if they didn't know, like, we got smartphones, go on Yelp, go on Apple Maps, go on Google Maps. See, if you got bread for this, you can see if you got attire for this.

Like, don't just go to Yard House, a classy establishment and just dine and dash like that. Like, that's not the type of place to do that. Yeah. It's got to Chili where they got the $5 margaritas. Hey, yeah, we like Jillis. Chili's is the best. I love the dollaria. I love that you know the menus.

You are a foodie. I can tell, baby girl. Oh, yeah. No, girl. you know, I love food. Like, me and my friends, this is what we do. So that's why it's like, no, we don't. I've been in situations where I've had people do me like this.

And so now, no, I cut him off. Like, you like the caller previously, like three callers before we're too grown for this. Like, we're way too grown. I don't know how old he is. But, no, if you're 18 and over going to yardhouse, you're too grown for this. Like, go to Chili's.

Hey, yeah. But if you, I get what she's saying. It's like, you don't do, you don't dine and dash at yardhouse, bro. Yeah. Alexis You don't Alexis is bad Would you tell Brandon to forgive his friends

Because he said they're paying him back A little bit They said it was a joke Or should he just cut them off Here's the thing Here's the thing He should forgive them for himself But it's not okay

So he can accept their apology Whatever but it's not okay What they did was not okay Because like I said Respect is a big thing And you play with my money Yeah Money is hard right now

It's real tricky out here In this world With money and finance So I forgive you But it's not okay So, you know, we got to fall back. Like, I'm going to treat you how you showed me. So if you're a brokie, however they want to say it, that's why I'm going to have to treat you.

Like, I'm not asking you to go out to dinner. You know, if we're in the same group of friends and we're at a party or something, yeah, we're cool. But don't ask me to hold that thing. Like, we're not doing that. Never again. Like, you're not going anywhere of any type of class with me ever again. Yeah. Because you don't know how to act.

Okay, I won't. Alexis, what do you think of the seared ahi at y'all? Hardhouse. I feel like everyone talks about the avocado rolls, but the seared aahi is pretty vibes. It looks like a little steak. It's like pepper on it and stuff like that. It's actually pretty good. It's not my favorite. I wouldn't like get it all the time, but I tried it. It's pretty good. What about the macaroni? What do you think about the macaroni? Honestly, the only person that I think makes fire macaroni is my best friend, so I'm not excited. Yeah. Tell us where your foodie channels are. I want to follow you. I know, like, not yardhouse for the macaroni.

Do you have a yell? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The yardhouse cheese curries. That's some European activities, huh, Alexis? Yardhouse with a macaroni. Definitely. Yeah, that's some European activities with her. Victor.

All right. Thank you, Alexis. She's tight. She needs a foodie page. She's a yard house. Yeah, she does. Yard house enthusiast. Yes.

All right, we're talking about our homie brand. He hit us up on the homie helpline. And he was like, hey, I have a group of friends. we went to yardhouse, a bunch of fools, and they all thought, like, hey, would it be funny, bro? Intrusive thought, if we just, like, dip out or whatever? No, but he didn't say that until he saw the bill. Yeah, oh, true.

Yeah. You know it would be really funny, bro? He just started examining the bill. Bro, you guys, you know what be funny? Yeah. And then as Brandon is seeing them contemplate, he's like, no, like, I come here a lot, and then they all did, they left. So he paid the bill.

He got mad, hit them up after. They're like, well, pay you back. Shut up. All sensitive extra guack. Yeah, I'll be an extra. Yeah. And so then they're not really paying him. He's still upset.

He wants to know if he should just let it go. Because they're all telling him, let it go, bro. Right. We have A. They're a troll. Yeah, we have Adrianna on the line from D.C. D.C. What is the White House thing about all this, Adriana?

Our White House correspondent. Our Diana. Take it away, Adriana. Good morning. Good morning. Can you guys hear me? Yeah, we hear you. Loud of clear. Oh, my gosh.

I'm so nervous. I'm so sorry. Don't be nervous. It's just us. making me nervous? You guys make me nervous. Don't say it like that. Don't say it like that.

All the guys are. No, no, no, no, no. I'm married. I'm married. They don't care? So what. Adriana, talk to us. What would you tell Brandon?

Well, I first thought that this wasn't happen to girls because I think boys are kind of dumb and kind of in the chair. Yeah, dumb and down. But from listening to the last two callers, I think, I've never experienced this with my friends. Usually when we go out to eat, like you just split it or someone pays it with their card and then we just Venlo or Zelda right away.

Yeah. But I think it's messed up that his friends did that to him. Just because, like, money is really tough right now. Like, everyone, everything is going up right now. People are, like, losing their jobs and everything. Yeah. It's really messed up. Did you just wake up?

She's in D.C. She's been up. What time is it over there? It's like, it is. like nine or ten. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah.

How's a democracy going over there, D.C.? I'm a little sick right now. It's okay. You're fine. Yeah, Grace. You're a little sick. You're from D.C. Do people expect you to know politics?

Yes. Yes. Same. Okay. What's going on? They do. In politics? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You need a political correspondent. Yeah. Right now. Just a recap. This CNN, the Kuh news network. Oh, I can't.

I'm not into politics right now. Well, there's the. Okay. That was. Thank you. Those Adriana are political correspondent. Thank you. Letti, can you please ask if she's Salvadoran?

Yeah. Back to you. How did she is? Hey, why? Why? Well, is it a yes or no, Adriana? D.C. has a very high population. I'm Bolivia.

Bolivia. Bolivia. Do you know any Salvadorians? Do you know any Salvadorians over there in D.C.? And that's exactly why? Exactly. Our European correspondent told you that. I'm the European course.

All right. You are. We got to let you go before the Met. husband? Yes. Go ahead. Go ahead. All right.

I think I've given him a shout at before and Greg kissed him like twice already. Hey, yo. Oh. Oh, yeah. You're the best. Oh, no. Right. Like doing all the susten.

Hey. Yo. Oh. Oh. Hey. How did you do? What did this happen? I don't know.

That's all my what. You might go kiss here. You're going to make it a third time for us. I kissed the Greg and I liked it. That's crazy. He really liked it. He wants another one. Oh, great.

Good. You're not doing that. Yeah, you are. Hey, Janu, I have a couple questions for you before we get into your husband. Okay. Hey, Jenna. So you married him, but you still can't vote. No, I did what you and Jorge did.

Yeah. But the other way around. He married her for papers. No, but she don't have papers. She can't vote. Okay. She's waiting on him. Why can't you vote?

Yeah, what happened? I just got my green card You have to wait So you got your green card With him Or are you a criminal Love it, love it, love it Love it, love it

Everybody if you can go out To vote Get your green card Get your residency All of that stuff Take your test I'm gonna make you take the citizenship test Greg and I bet you'll fail

I'm 100% American Yeah let's see We'll find out Name the second president of the United States USNA No All the president's name you know All right Ejano

Hey, give her husband a kiss, bro. No, I'm not giving her husband a kiss. I'm happily taken. Yeah, don't forget a kiss like this. Hey, yo. Adriana, what's your husband's name? Omar. Omar.

Do you remember kissing him? No, no. All right. Well, shout out to. Don't be him hanging like that. Yeah. I'm hate him. I'm respectfully taken.

He said he's good. He said he wants tongue. All right. Adriana, you need to show. I think it's too far. What is going on? I didn't know Bolivians were like this. You all got some.

Hey, my whole. Hey. Brett, what's going on? I have a homie name Red. He's from Bolivia. Oh, my God. Shout out. Shout out of Adrienne.

Wow, great. That's great. Get around like that. All right, let's go to Kyrie from San Diego. Yeah. Kyrie. I'm sorry that I'm not happy to answer your call, but you're saying, be nice, be nice. Kyrie.

Why I got to be a loser, though? I didn't say that. What's your baseball team? What do you say on Saturday night? What's your baseball? Are there any loses here like Greg? From San Diego? And you, did you yell?

Hell, no, I'm not for them to embarrass myself. How do you feel about Greg putting it down for the San Diego Padres and getting his hair shaved balls? Greg, I just want to say, bro, you look awesome, bro. You look jeet, you know what I'm saying? Every little hair follicle that fell off, you started looking more and more g. That looks like a dodger fan now, though. Yes. Kairi, talk to us.

What would you do in this situation with Brandon? Me personally, like, I'd be on some get back type stuff. Like, I'm going to wait a little bit for them to kind of forget about it. And then I might, like, hit them up. I don't know how much time I got to wait, but I'm going to hit them up and pretty much say, like, yo, I came up on this money. Let's go over here, blah, blah, blah, and do the same to them. But for me, I'm going to go to, like, a way upscale restaurant. Yardhouse is upscale.

You know what I don't know. Roof, Chris or whatever these rubble. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm going to hit him hard. And then you would walk out. I bet you though, them knowing you,

them being your homies be like, hey, he's walking out. He's walking out on the bill. Then you run. Make sure you park the car close. Run, right, right. Yeah, bring comfortable shoes. But even if he walks out and they're still sitting down,

like what is the restaurant going to do? They're going to take them. one person or they're going to go out for the few still sitting down. That's facts. Just don't valet. Nah, but his homie sounds shitey though. Oh, here's his number. He'll get you his number right here.

Imagine. Hey, Kyrie. Is it true what Vick said that the Pekko Park is now a new spirit Halloween because it's empty? You know what? I haven't even been over there. Go check it out, bro. Yeah, check it out. You could get a costume there if you want.

I'm actually like, and your guys are here right now. What? Oh, nice. I'm in Brentwood. I actually, I don't know if y'all remember, but I actually pulled up on y'all Dave & Busters and Orange. Yeah. I'm pretty sure Greg, Max, and Vic remember.

Oh, I do remember. I do remember that. Yeah, you were saying, Stop talking about San Diego, bro. I told you I would, but I didn't know that they were going to play in the playoffs. Yeah, and respectfully, you guys got to take it because this is baseball, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah. You good?

I mean, I'm not like a super baseball fan, but I will tell you if the Padres would have wondered, I would have rubbed it in just because, you know, you got love for our city. Yeah. I love San Diego. Not the Padres. Yeah. Hey, I don't like the players. I'm just saying, can you pretend like you feel that way, let me? He wants you to be a Padres saying.

Fake love? Fake love. He wants you to fake that you love the Padres. That's how you sound every morning. What do you mean? Can you pretend to love me? That's what it sounds like. All right.

Hey, homie help line. What do we do? Revenge. I like to get back. Yeah. Revenge is the way. Wait a little while and get back to him. Really?

Yeah. The same thing to him. Because they're his homies. It's not in me to do that. If it wasn't in me to dining dash, it's not in me to get my homies back. It's the homies though. You got to just get them back. Yeah, definitely a dude thing.

I'd like bill. I'd send you a little bill. No, they don't respect that. Like invoice you. No. They laugh. They respect you getting them harder. They'll be looking them harder.

That was a good one. That was good, boy. They get mad and it'll be like they are, boom. Just take the air of those tires. TJ. Hey, we got TJ. TJ. TJ.

What's up, TJ? How are you? Good morning. I haven't talked to you in a while. Good morning. Happy Monday. I forgot I was on home. TJ just calls, Jay.

Are they going to come to me today or not? TJ from Long Beach. Talk to us. What would you tell Brandon? This I'm Long Beach. Happy Monday, y'all. Bro, I'm back. Hey.

Brom back? That's right. Hey, T.J., where were you? Didn't you show tour after dark breasts? Eddie. How you know? How you know I wasn't there, let's? Because I know when you're there.

You come up to us and we give us cards. Hey, hey, my girl. My girl. Y'all sound for real. Y'all sound for real. No, I had two double birthday events I had to go to. Oh, you were double-booked. There we go.

I was double-booked. And I hate doing stuff on the, at the same day. But I'm going to win your next life event though, for real. We'll figure it out, TJ. We'll figure it out. Nice how you need, TJ.

You have a good morning, bro. I appreciate you. For sure. For sure, you too. Bye, TJ is TJ. It'll be like, you know, the drive to TJ? That's how long he'll talk. Yeah.

Rip me a gift card next time, man. No. Hey! Oh! Sambra Sala with Angie. Okay, I'm going to take it back with Kayla, Nicole, because I know Maximal, you talked about her.

Simper Pymie. Yeah. Travis Kelsey X. Because she was doing the same interview and she was just talking a lot and just giving out the cheese, man. Yeah. The same interview with a basketball extraordinaire, WMBA player. Angel Reese. Yes.

Yeah. So she was addressing the rumor that apparently like the reason that her and Travis Kelsey or Kelse split was because supposedly that they had an issue about then splitting the 50, like going 50-50. And her saying that he was cheap. Right? and so she answered that and her answer has been getting like a lot of backlash

listed to what she said. Oh, the splitting the bills. The spitting 50-50, yeah, the 50-50 remember. What was the T or not? Yeah, do I look like anybody that would split anything? So you guys broke up

at that point because no, this is the question. Do I look like I would go 50-50 on bills? No. Okay. So that answer alone, like people have been cooking her.

They've been saying... Angie, why do you do the story? No, but ain't nothing wrong with going 50-50. There's nothing wrong with it. Do I look like I would go 50-50-0? Is this the kind of 50-50? No, because you're a strong independent woman. I go 50-50.

You don't need a man out here. If my girl is listening, just get used to that me. I get used to that idea. Just consider the options. Of going 50-50, we should get used to that idea. Yeah. Okay, see, that's my, okay, because when that rumor started that they were go 50-50, like she was getting cooked saying like,

oh, like, why are you even paying 50% of anything, right? Yeah, I get it all the time. And now that she's saying, like, I wouldn't. I'd never be with someone that made me go 50-50. Yeah, we live in California. We got to be real. We live in California. Yeah.

Because going 50-50 doesn't mean you're going to 50-50 on like every single thing. I don't know. I don't know. See? No, we have like our own things. Like if I do the, like, so we go 50-50 on it and then I do electricity, which is very expensive and like gas and all of that. And then he does groceries.

Oh. Nice. Which I think it's probably 74, 30, if I look at it on my end, but it's fine. So you ever thought that he maybe have a plug, like to get free groceries? To get free groceries. But then he also does like insurance. Okay. Yeah.

I do medical insurance. Okay. He does car insurance. Car insurance. Yeah. Very expensive. Very expensive. All right, that's fair.

So it's just a weird way. No, it makes sense. Yeah. You guys split it. That makes total sense. And then that one time where we, like, because in the summer was really hot. So the bill, like the electricity bill, or one of the bills was like, bang. And I was like, hey, bro, I can't do half rent and full this.

Yeah, it was a lot. Half me right here, dog. Yeah, yeah. It's really weird, but I swear he loves me. Yeah. I mean, every couple has their own way of dealing with finances. Yeah. You know, so.

I didn't choose it. Yeah. Oh, T. We live in California. He'd love who invoiced me if I don't do it. I swear, if we all lived in different states, like, it wouldn't be initially. I'd be rich. If we lived in Texas?

Yeah. I've asked him. Yeah. I swear, he probably just paid. No, but he's like, no. I wanted to live. Did he ask for a W-A-9? If you might as well.

He might read it all. Bruh, this not about me, it's about Caleb, whatever. Then she switched it up. So what happened? So initially when they were dating, someone said that they go 50-50. The rumor was that they split because she said that he was too cheap that he had her going 50-50 on everything. Okay. Nothing wrong with that.

And that's why she's like, no, that wasn't even the problem. And so people back then were talking ish to her before so they have a lot. Like, because she let herself pay 50-50, right? Then they break up. gets with Taylor Swift, right? And now she's saying, like, do I look like I would go 50-50? That's the real question. And so now she's getting backlash for not wanting to go 50-50.

Yeah, so it's like, okay, what the heck do you guys want? That's true. I'm sure Taylor pays for everything. What? I'm sure Taylor pays for everything. Like, here, just put it on this card. Well, I mean, that's, yeah. So he won.

That's the thing that they're saying, like, well, he upgraded. Well, that's the thing, too, is that they have to, like, okay, with, especially with these athletes, like, certain women will, like, kind of go. after that. For the lifestyle. You know what I'm saying? And he had to maybe see like, hey, I'm going to make sure that she's really about me. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? And not saying that she wasn't, but it's like that's like a way to kind of test before maybe they get married. It's like, or as in this talking stage or boyfriend girlfriend stage, let me make sure you can pull your weight and you're not just here for like. So money. Yeah. And then after that once they get married, you probably would have covered everything.

That's a maybe. Maybe. I don't know. But it might also be super cheap. The more you talk, the more let the eat is. Yeah. When do I pass that test? This is just for a professional athlete.

It's not really. Okay, okay. Wonder works out? Yeah, okay. Why do you bring up the story, I know. I'm sorry. Why are you triggering her, Angie? I thought you were my friends.

No, okay, okay. But besides that, she also mentioned about Taylor Swift because they asked her like, okay, do you still get hate on that? Because I know, like, when Travis started dating Taylor, like, Kayla was getting a lot of hate from the fans. And she's like, yeah, to this day, I still do. I would be lying if I said that that level of hate doesn't impact me. It does. Even to this day, you could go to my most recent post and it will be people debating each other why I am worthless and I'll never be a talented person and I have no career.

I think that there's something about that level of fame that attracts crazy people. So she's saying like even after a year that Taylor Swift and Travis had been dating, she's still getting like all these hate from the Taylor fans. Jesus It'll probably never end Yeah Because it hasn't ended For like Selina and Jalina

Oh true It's been a while And I don't think I don't think it helps When Kayla is still talking about Travis because she is a Sports analyst So she has to talk about him

So she has a job She has a job Yeah Let's go Yeah Yeah Yeah Because when they said she's

I'm like Oh I hope she does They probably They probably don't see sports Like that You know So it's like That's probably how they met

she was sports, I don't know how they met. Me neither, but it would make sense. And you know what's crazy? I really don't think that when they started dating, Angie, that she got, hey, I thought people were like, dang, like, she left her, he left her for that. Like, people were, like, comparing them body-wise, and she has body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, where did the... What network? I'm not sure. I'm not sure, but she said it, like, because she has been talking about Travis lately, but she keeps it professional. KTS, Kela, talk sports. She, uh, she's worked for. for ESPN and Barstores.

Word, past tense. And been a sideline reporter for the NFL. Oh, wow. Dang. So she does have to talk about her ex all the time. Not currently. Yeah. Because currently it says she's a YouTuber.

Yeah. Well, that's on her, yeah, on the Google thing. But she still says that she's a sports analyst and let her keep that title full. Why? Let her be here. Okay, but one last thing, because Angel Reese was interviewing her and she's like, you know what? I like you and Travis when you guys were together. You guys were cute.

Oh. Yeah. Angel don't do that Angel, like, from the outside looking in You guys were pretty cute And then, and then, and then, it's like, oh, thank you. That's the first time I hear that.

Oh, hold on, I got a, angel's like 21 years old. Yeah. Don't really know no better, but that's, you definitely don't say. Yeah, she knows what she's doing. I like you with your eggs. Yeah, and it's like, oh, let it go. Yeah. Yeah, I hope she moves on because it's a lot to live.

It's a lot. live, like being the ex of not just Travis Kels, but now with that interview, with the and Iman and Shumper. It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Baseball, girl. That's what she doesn't want to pay 50-50.

Baseball. Baseball. It's all makes sense. Or she don't pay 50-50s? They're faithful, no? Are they? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. They're grouchy, but they're ferochee. Yeah. If you ever, like, no baseball players, they're just super angry. Like a crush-out? Yeah. Yeah, they're jerks.

But they're good. But they're good. Just move on. Right. Just move on, Kayla. All right, that's it for Sondrasala, brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Morning's.

I'm part of 106. Scrolling with the homies. The homie? Greg, what's up? Greg, talk to us. What's wrong, Greg? He was eating the cookie fast. Drink so be a drink, dog.

He did it all for the cookie. Why you have a milkshake right now? That's a good thousand calories. I saw a picture of it. It looked good. So I was like, I want that. Bruh. You got to run.

seven miles now. Yeah, I feel awake and alive now. Okay. I'm good, but I'm good. What's going on, brother? Little choker. I have everybody's new favorite song that they're going to start playing when they're home alone and you have some peace and quiet.

I'm never home alone. Never me. Oh, well, just can't relate to either. Anyways, there's a guy on Instagram that decided he's going to make a song about when he's home alone because his girl is going out for the night. He's finally going to have some time to himself. And he killed it because the song that he used in the background is the greatest. Listen to this.

Why you always gotta go out with Ebony and then? I'm not always going out with Ebony and then. Why are you looking all good though? What time are you gonna be home? I'll be back around too. Hap. Home, home, home, home, home. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I'm about to have some fun. She won't be home to two. She's not coming home to two. I wonder what I'm going to do when I'm all alone inside. She won't be home to two. She's not coming home to two. I'll sit on the party, probably watch something naughty, have a by myself party, walk around in my naked body, I'm gonna dance and sing. And I'm, I play the game, then open the fridge and drain.

And I won't have to explain. Be lazy as can be, roll over and cut the cheese. Remind myself, I am the man. Oh, yeah, I am. I am. I'm here in the house, bro, I don't be lonely. Chilling in the house, bro. No, I ain't lonely.

He did a whole music video That's so good That's really good Why do guys do that when they're by themselves? Yeah And we pray You did not pray When you're alone

Why do you guys do that? Do what? Do what? Well, he said that he'll turn over And cut the cheese Yeah Let them rip You got to

So when your girl's out home You just fart No Part knocking? When she's not home? Yeah Yeah She's as loud as

Oh and she's not home Yeah As loud as possible Yeah Yeah. Greg, are you ever alone in your mom's house? Yeah. And you're just farting?

Oh, I'm naked and I'm farting. And the best part of it's a crazy visual. There's cameras all in my house too. Greg told me that he walks around and then he jumps when he farts. Yeah. And it's a clap. Lift off. What about you, Maximo?

When Daniela's gone, your suagra's not there. The kids are not there. I kick my feet up on the table. Shoes on. Watch TV Loud Watch whatever I want What are you watching?

Something naughty? Something naughty? Oh, sports. What kind of sports? Not very naughty Bro, you guys watch naughty things while you're on the potty

Doesn't it smell while you're watching naughty things? They're doing two things at once I mean That is crazy That is disgusting I'm so sick So when you clean it

You can flesh it with the Ew Bro Okay That was way too much We should all know less about each other Yeah, it's great.

I know we shouldn't know that about you. That was crazy. I mean, that was convenient. I would love to forget that.