Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 319 Send My Mom To Jail Brown Bag Mornings (10/15/24)
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I'm glad you're here right now, you listening?
Yes.
We were just in the middle of having a democracy vote.
Yes.
On whether or not Vick should attend any more Dodger games, okay?
I vote no right away.
I don't know.
I say no, Vic the jinx.
Nope.
I think yes.
Greg's vote doesn't count.
He's not even a citizen of this Dodger nation.
Yeah, he's not in this committee.
You don't know.
You don't have papers to vote.
You don't part of this committee.
Go get a fake idea.
You know what's funny?
Even though, oh, get there.
On the way into the stadium, I was telling my girl about how the last time I'd been to a Dodger playoff game
was probably like 18 years ago when they got eliminated by the Cardinals.
Bro, why did you go yesterday?
Yesterday the Dodgers.
It was a 1 p.m. game.
It was already like the first or second inning and boom, Grand Slam and it was crazy or third inning.
It was like super early in the game.
I think literally Vic drove into the stadium and they hit a Grand Slam because you're late.
I think that's actually what happened.
The other team.
No, I was on time.
The parking made me late, but yeah.
By the time I got in there, it was 6-0, and I was like, what just happened?
As soon as you drove in.
We all text, Vic, like, leave the game now.
I even offer $20.
Yeah, I'm going to match it.
Bro, I will match these 20 bucks for you just to turn around.
And then it's because Vic, the day of like, ha-ha, got my Dodge tickets.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to.
Early game.
La-l-l-la-la-la.
Vic, I got you on a flight to New York right now.
No, no.
He's going to fun your Dodgers.
I got you.
Take the flight.
Take the flight.
Don't mean you have to go to the game.
Just say yes.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
So the Dodgers lost to the Mets.
And the day before we were an alternative.
Yeah.
Who were even in the Mets?
Like, they didn't even show up.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Yeah.
They got on us early.
Yeah.
Early.
Early.
Oh, we got to do some.
We got to do some chin shaking in here in the station.
that full burger.
He's from New York.
He was like,
he was like bullying one of our L.A.
cats, Danny Rojas.
He was.
He was saying F this.
Like, take that F and hat on.
Yeah, he's like, why you got a New York shirt
on with the Dodger hat?
Yeah.
That kind of makes sense, you know.
You kind of don't.
Not from you, bro.
You don't mix and match.
Bro, you mix and match
every day of your life.
I guess it's a flavor unit thing.
You would never see me.
wearing a San Diego shirt
with an L.A. hat on.
You have a tass.
I feel like I feel.
Definitely have to do that.
You wear a San Diego hat with a Dodger hat every single day of life.
Of your life.
You have a Dodger hat right now.
Yeah, but I'm wearing a Power 106 L.A.
hoodie.
So I'm like, I'm not going to wear a San Diego hoodie with an L.A. hat on.
Oh, my God.
I wish we had to be wearing a Mets shirt at all.
He was wearing some hip-hop stuff.
It was like a Wu-Tangue.
All based out of New York, like a theme of New York.
So woo.
So-woo.
But also, back to Berg.
I'm on me, Berg.
You wear a sweater all the time
It says young L.A.
Young L.A.
Young L.A.
He's neither.
All the time.
You came from my team.
Cook him.
You know what I did see, though?
This is my little thing where it gets shaky.
I don't think that we're going to, like I think we're going to beat the Mets.
Yeah.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kells went to the Yankee game.
Oh, yeah.
Did the Yankees won last yesterday?
They did.
Yeah.
Oh, don't say that.
And you know anything, Travis Kells, Taylor Swift, ends up at the Super Bowl.
Yeah, they did win.
They had that.
Yeah, they pulled up to the game.
So I'm like, are they Yankees fans?
I wish they.
I don't know.
I'm trying to figure it out because Travis Kels is Kansas City, right?
I don't know where he's from, from.
I'm not sure either, but isn't she from Alabama?
Yeah, Taylor has to be from one, mid-A-Alabama, mid-America.
Travis Kels is from Ohio.
Oh, okay.
He's going for the Guardians.
Oh, yeah.
What about Taylor?
He's going for the Guardians.
What about Taylor gang over there?
So then it was Taylor that got...
Pennsylvania.
They both...
His team lost to the Yankees.
Yeah, the Guardians.
So then why would they go?
They pulled up.
To watch the Guardians.
Yeah.
Oh, the Guardians are...
Oh, okay.
He's from Ohio.
They weren't wearing Yankee stuff.
They were just like...
Okay, all I saw for Twitter is they're pulling up to the Yankee game.
They didn't even care about the Guardians.
Yeah, they were just in the booth.
And the Gardens is named for the other things.
Yes.
They changed their name.
Formerly the Indians.
Yes.
By the way, we missed Indigenous People's Day.
Yesterday.
Happy belated Indigenous People's Day.
Yes.
And on behalf of...
I didn't say too much.
On behalf of my alleged ancestor, I'm sorry.
Yeah, exactly.
I look like one, so I wrap it every day.
Every day is Indigenous Day to Maximum.
Filming.
Don't high-five for that, fool.
Don't high-five for that, you guys.
There's actual people that are indigenous in them.
I'm sure I'm like,
she's just hella indigenous
if I did the little thing.
23.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to try that.
Also, y'all are welcome for Spanish.
All right, go.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
What?
Not on the day after indigenous thing.
Yeah, not on the day after, really.
What?
You like the language, don't you?
All right.
We will do it right back.
I'm going to preface this by I'm not a shoe head.
I am not, what are?
Is it called shoe head or?
Sneaker head.
Sneaker head.
Sneaker head.
Sneaker head.
Shoehead?
Don't call me a shoe head.
I got shoes on my head.
Don't call me a shoe head.
That's a super niche throwback that we flip.
Don't get it.
But if you get it, shout out of you.
Okay, I'm not one of those, but I do appreciate a cool shoe.
Yes.
All right.
I have an obsession.
With what?
Shoes.
You just said you're not a shoe.
But I still have an obsession with shoes.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know the name of shoes, but I'll still buy them.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Like, I just asked what's your favorite Halloween shoe?
And then Vic said something backboard, dunk.
Shattered backboard.
See, and I was like, whoops?
I mean, I don't claim to the issue here either.
I thought you were saying like red chucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The chik chri-bums.
Yeah.
No, yeah, like the shattered backboards are black and orange.
Fire.
They have like patent leather.
Is it Freddie?
No, I'm talking about some other ones.
But then there's also the Nike SB Freddie Cougars.
Yeah, those are crazy.
That's super dope.
Yeah.
Oh, that looks so tight.
The Frays are really fired.
Yeah, these are fire.
D.
All the apple.
My favorite is like the.
I love the Air Force one.
Like that's one of my favorite shoes.
Classic.
And they have a skeleton Halloween version of them,
which is like a skeleton going through the shoe.
Like the foot.
Yeah.
In the foot.
And it has three color waves.
There's like the white,
there's a purple,
and there's an orange.
Oh, that's so tight.
And they're fired.
Big, I'm not going to lie, these,
like those skeleton Air Force is incredible.
Yeah.
These Freddy's,
Vives.
Insane.
I got into my little,
what is it again?
Sneaker head era of like a year or two ago.
And I got a hot.
Halloween dung, right?
Oh, yeah.
Those are fire.
And I still, but they literally sit in my closet till Halloween.
Yeah.
You can wear them until October.
Till this day, it's one of my favorite shoes I let these worn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm always like, I like that shoe a lot of fire.
It's a tight shoe.
Yeah.
But Kobe is in the game when it comes to Halloween because Vanessa Bryant Instagrammed.
These Kobe fives that launched 1017.
So we're on the 15 in two days.
Yeah.
So they launch in two days.
And they are glow in the dark, you guys.
They are the mambas.
And just like the Airmen.
Force ones, they have a similar X-ray foot.
But this is from the top.
So, like, if you look over the top of the shoe, you could see the x-ray of a foot.
And she said that this is to coincide with how he used to walk around.
One, he loved haunted houses during Halloween, but he also had a shirt that has, I believe
it's his hand.
It was the x-ray of his hand.
And all, like, the broken, like, finger and ligaments and everything that he's had.
But it also had the five rings.
Oh, nice.
Super fire.
It's like a super memorable shirt
that it's kind of like,
oh, this is like every Kobe lover
has this shirt, you know, from back then or whatever.
Yep.
That's so tired.
So they kind of made like a shoe version of that,
but then they made it glow in the dark.
Yeah, I really like.
It's a Kobe fives that like people love so much.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get these and go ball up with E-Man.
Oh, my God.
Yo, E-Man.
You should be a team shoe.
Buy me some.
It should be.
Vanessa says it's inspired by the iconic Kobe T-shirt
that originally dropped in 2020.
2010, excuse me, and the haunted houses we used to go to around Halloween.
I love how she's still having these different moments that she's adding the personal
touch of Kobe into the shoes that we can have.
I do like that it's like a blue glow and the dark.
It's kind of like if you've ever seen those waves, the bioluminescent waves.
It's like that color blue.
I'm like, oh, that's so tight.
The one's in Newport?
Yeah.
Yeah, and that's where they live too.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm super looking at his.
White clothes are a certain thing.
If you didn't know, now you know there's like a certain vibe of a Halloween shoe.
Yeah, you got to have them.
You actually have one that I really like.
Maximo, you say you can't find them anymore.
No, I think I gave him away.
You're kidding.
What could, what could I?
I would have, you should have him to me, even if they didn't fit.
Did you have them?
Every time you, he wears like, it's like a gray green shoe.
It's like a light gray slash greenish shoe.
It's weird.
It looks swampy almost, but it's super tight.
Every time he wears him, I hate him secretly.
Yeah, they're the Halloween dunks as well.
And they were called the Caldron.
Caldron?
Oh, Caldron.
Yeah, Colerine, maybe.
And it was almost like a denim gray.
Yeah.
Look with the lime green.
What would you give him to?
I think I sent them to like a little Salvador or something.
What?
Serious?
Because I use them.
I used them past Halloween.
Yeah, they're really nice.
They can fit.
Yeah.
So somewhere there's like a Salvi kid.
Presentando.
What is Halloween dugs?
Probably.
Swigting around El Salvador.
Bye, I'm waiting.
Those Halloween dungs that you have letty,
they're of resale for $500.
Shut up.
I'm going to sell them right now.
I need a press.
Oh, I just found them.
Look, these.
It's these, right?
Yeah, those are the ones that Maximo has.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, a lot of this is visual.
We're going to post them up.
Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram.
And let us know your favorite Halloween shoe, bro.
My kid's favorite Halloween shoe?
the crocs right now.
Crocs and crocs and crocs and crocs and glow in the dark fidgets.
Fidgets.
Or, fidgets, fidgets.
Oh, Jimets.
Jimmins.
Yeah, I'm feeling the October vibes.
Shout out us.
Yes.
Okay.
What guys?
What did I tell you guys before the show?
I was excited.
I said, yes.
No, he's making fun of me.
Yeah.
No, I just like, yeah.
Why are you making fun of Max?
Yeah, bro.
I just went here.
You're calling forager and Hans.
I don't want to yell.
Didn't you know that Maximo is that one fool's favorite fool
And that he wants to headlock him when you see him remember?
Oh yeah, but he's going to put him in a rear neck of chokehold.
Oh, yeah, he's going to body slamming him or something like that.
No, yeah, something like that.
All you do is tuck in kiss, guys, that's it.
Hey, yo.
Okay, shout-outs, please, sir.
Yes, Claudia wants to tell her daughter Gia a happy 13th birthday.
We love you from the moon and back infinity of times from daddy, stepmom, Claudia,
and her sister Sophia.
Let's call.
That's amazing.
That's a lot of love.
Melissa wants to shout out Jr., aka Chubby Chaser.
And Brian from Canoga Park,
we had a blast celebrating their birthday weekend at the Monster Match.
Let's go.
I remember you.
You guys were fighting with people from across the room.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's intense.
Our live show was a trip.
Now that I look back at it,
when we were doing the live show, I'm just focused on work.
Like, all right, what's happening?
Why is lefty gunplay going off the wall?
Why is, like, I was just like, that was where my brain was.
Right.
Same.
Trying to like execute.
Yes.
I was also with a homie yesterday, Stephen from Avja.
He went and he was like, bro.
Sorry, Stephen.
Sorry.
He was like, bro, it was entertaining.
And it was like, it's just like a unique like experience because like it's everything.
It's like the crowd participates so much.
That's what it is.
And he's like, everyone is like part of the show.
Yeah.
It was so nice to see.
I feel like we should have done more kid stuff and I'm sorry that I'm such like a kid person.
Yeah.
Because I'm like, I feel like they're so left out.
Like we did something.
for the kids in the beginning.
Yeah.
And then I felt like it was like,
move aside, kids.
Yeah.
What do you mean the kids got to see
Lefty Gump play live?
True, true.
They were happy.
They were turning up.
But just,
I thought a lot.
I thought like a super just kid event.
Yeah.
Oh, like to go back to school.
No, not really.
Like, that's very charity, very, like,
we're on air at the time.
Like, we need an event where we just...
A PG show.
Yeah.
Oh, got you gotcha, got you.
I get some kids.
I played that.
I played that thing up and I was like,
whoa.
Yeah, no, we need to play,
I don't know,
whatever like
Baby shark and stuff.
Kids are.
No, not like that either.
There's some real G's kids there, right?
But maybe we should do something.
I don't know.
Slapbox.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Something that they would want to do, you know what to say?
Absolutely.
Like, Skibby toilet dancing.
Skip it on.
I don't know.
The risis.
All right.
Ewan wants to send a birthday shout out to his daughter, Kylie.
Says happy six birthday to her.
Aw.
Happy six, Kylie.
Ask your parents what Kylie are named after her.
He's old enough to me
That's true
That is true
That is true
My brother wants to give a birthday shout out to himself
Since I forgot it
It was his birthday
And I did show him to his birthday party on Sunday
So yeah
Happy birthday too
Is that Jonathan?
Brian, the older one
Right
Oh my gosh
How many family birthdays have you missed?
I think all of them
And friends
Seriously
I was recovering from the live show
No
Yeah I was tired
I was super tired
I couldn't move
The birthday party's in the backyard
Sorry, Mr.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, Camus Day, Brian's the one that pulls up with you sometimes, no?
Yeah, he pulled up to the...
That does videos.
No, that's Jonathan.
That's Jonathan.
Brian is Melody's dad.
Yeah, the first live show, he was all tore up.
He was all friends of Maximo.
That's my guy right there.
He's like, Greg's a good kid.
He's a good kid.
And I was like, I know.
He's a fantastic young man.
Happy birthday, bro.
Yeah, this is his birthday Sunday.
Sounds something nice.
My brother?
Yeah.
He's the nicest older brother ever.
I mean that to the world.
To the world?
He's always so supportive of me.
He's stealing ex-ers from other people's shout-outs.
He's all the ex-per-roval.
To the moon and back.
To the moon and back, infinity and beyond.
We are the world, we are the children, my brother.
Pisses me off sometimes, but yeah.
It's so sarcastic.
He makes me mad.
He's one of those people where you try to make them mad.
You're supposed to be nice.
No, you make him mad.
I said saying something nice about it, but it's just.
That is that.
He's probably laughing like,
ha ha, yeah, that is me.
Yeah.
He's so, mm.
Okay, okay.
Is that it?
Yeah, that's it.
Word on Rosecrans.
Get into it.
What's the word?
Word on Rosecrans.
Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
The word is,
do you guys have anybody
that you can't tell a secret to?
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, if so.
There's a room full of them.
Yeah.
You're just like Kendrick Lamar.
There's the reason you're avoiding eye contact with me
and I don't appreciate it.
There's a room full of them.
So you guys are just like Kendrick Lamar, who might have at least two people that can't keep a secret.
All right?
So about a week ago, Devin Malik, who works with TDE, he was on School Boy Q's album,
worked with Absol, Isaiah Rashad, and all them.
He posted a tweet that said,
Mood because KDOT album is on the way.
And the caption was like a video of him, KDOT Mustard at the pop-out concert.
And they were like celebrating.
Nice.
Like a celebratory kind of post, right?
Yeah.
So people started buzz online about the album and speculate, oh, is it going to drop?
Is it going to drop on the 24th of October on Drake's birthday to be super petty?
Right.
But then it kind of went away because nobody really else said anything.
But a couple days ago, Siza reposted this, which is making now more people talk about it and wonder, okay, is Devin on this album?
Is Sizz on this album?
Why are they reposting it?
How do they know this information unless maybe they worked on it?
Right.
Right.
Now they're kind of like publicly saying it.
Although, you know, K.D., very, you know, doesn't say anything until it's time to announce it.
But it seems like two people from TD might be spilling the beans a little early.
Yeah.
Dang, TD ears.
That's why PG lined it up.
Exactly.
Chill out, bro.
Can't spill the beans.
Talk would never.
Yes.
Yeah.
But I wanted to know, is there someone y'all can't tell a secret to, like for a real?
Yes.
Because you know they're going to talk about it immediately?
My mom.
I swear God.
This life show.
I was like, oh, mom, we're going to announce a live show.
Like, don't tell anybody.
Goes to the neighbor's house.
Oh, you guys are so invited.
You guys should have, you know.
There's going to be a live show here telling the whole world.
I'm like, you're not supposed to tell anybody.
I love that your mom dressed up, by the way.
Yeah, she was at the live show.
When you were getting hurt because she's like, no, me.
And she was dancing.
Yeah, she was great.
She was about me.
Yeah.
But I can't tell her anything.
She'll tell the whole world.
And I'm like, I'm just that's supposed to be a secret, mom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's me.
You to yourself?
I think I keep good secrets.
Like, loki, like, I know about projects.
I know about different things.
Like, when it comes to that.
But, like, if y'all post something on Instagram, boom, we're talking about it.
What's the best secret you kept?
I can't tell you.
Almost got her.
Almost, almost.
What about you?
Oh, I'm like that same.
What?
Because I'm like, if we do, like, Secret Santa or, like, even the spooky basket,
I kept telling you, like, who wants to know?
Yeah, she kept asking me.
I'm like, boy, leave it alone.
I cannot keep it.
Wait, you told by yourself?
You can't keep a secret about yourself?
It's okay.
I'd rather you tell your secrets than somebody else say your secrets.
True.
With Kendrick, though, like, anyone can say his album's about to drop, and it's true.
Right.
He's an artist.
He's going to drop an album sometime in the future.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, kind of is like a duh.
What is the future?
That's like a psychic would tell you, seeing in the future, Kendrick Lamar album's coming.
When?
Is there two people when you're?
Your life that raised you.
Yeah, my parents?
No, Kendrick's coming.
Kendrick himself has said he's going to drop an album.
Fast.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And even with like the Super Bowl performance after February, you got to think there's
going to be something around that point.
You know, most artists do.
So maybe that's what they're going off of.
Maybe that's what that fool was like, oh, because he said it, like, I'm sure.
I feel like when people announce or like say something like that, they're thinking like,
oh, next week, surprise album.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
That's what I'm thinking.
Exactly.
He might have just got a call and been like, hey, you want to come work on Kendrick's album?
And then he tweeted that.
And then maybe he's not invited.
Yeah.
Be careful, bro.
Be careful.
You might not be a part of the future plans after that.
Yeah.
All right.
Look, Soldier Boy finally admits to not being the first rapper to do something.
What?
Finally.
No one.
Our guy, Soldier Boy, might be maturing after all these years and admitting he wasn't the first
rapper to do something first because he posted a video of him on an airplane and said this.
It's your boy, so it was your boy. You know what's going on. I was the first rapper to fly airplane.
So he said he's the first rapper to fly an airplane. And he's done a lot of first before, right?
Everything first rapper to put a video on YouTube.
Yeah. Yeah. Ringtone. Yeah. Ringtone.
Everything. He's done. Video games.
Almost to have his own PlayStation that's the oldest station. So that's where that all comes from.
Exactly. He's legit been the first at a lot of things.
do a lot of things, right?
But when he posted this,
Ludacris commented a raised eyebrow emoji.
And, you know, Soldier Boy, at that point,
if anybody disagrees with them,
he's known to go on IG Live.
Right.
Make a full post and be like,
what are you talking about?
I'm the first rapper.
And then he pulls up all his receipts
and he's kind of usually right.
Yeah.
But this time, he commented back to Ludacris
and he said, actually, I just went to your page
and I realized that you were the first.
And he gave Ludacris credits.
Wow.
To be the first rapper of his life.
to fly a plane. He did it
188 weeks ago. That means he has good eyesight.
Ludacris? Yeah.
Yeah, I can never fly a plane. You have to have like
20, 20, perfect vision.
Oh, I can't do it either. Yeah, no, I have stigmatism
on one.
Yeah.
So if you have, legit, if you have dreams of flying
kids, if you have dreams of being a pilot
right now and you wear glasses.
You just ruin a lot of kids' dreams right now.
I would rather they know now
than later. Just wear contacts and don't tell them.
Stop. But if Denzel can do it upside down,
then maybe I could do it.
Stop. First of all.
movie.
Dork.
And he was doing things he should have.
I think Soldier Boy is the first to fly a plane because he did the crank that.
And when you do the Superman, you're in the formation of a plane position.
You actually should send him that so that he could fight ludicrous for that.
That would be evidence.
Social Boy, I think you're the first one and did it.
All right.
Thank you for you for a good thing.
That was your word on Rose Kranz, brought to by local Southern California to a dealer.
I'm Rose Kranz, Victor Brownback Mornings.
And we got some shoutiski's that we forgot at 7 o'clock.
I didn't really.
Yeah, I want to shout out the homie Jonathan and his wife, Nancy.
Yo-a-Jon-Therty.
I went to them yesterday, man.
Good people.
Julisa's parents.
Yes.
Oh, my.
Yeah, Julisa is my son Luisito's no-a.
Or my no-a-a.
Yeah, you're no-a-a.
Yeah.
But they, like, have bread.
They're so cool.
They have bread, so they went to, like, Mr. Chow's, right?
Yeah.
And then they go a lot, apparently.
And then Julisa has a photo there, and then Jonathan, because it was the other time I talked about him on her, how my son is going to be.
Yeah, married to me.
and then he posted
Oh yeah
Julisa told the chef
that Mr. Chau
She wants her quince here
Luis I heard your mom on the radio
It's time to break that bank kit
And I was like
Turning the chain, boy
I know I know Mr. Chalz
I know some chal mate
You gotta get with her
After the quences
You don't have to pay for it
Save some money
But that's my little baby girl
I love her a lot
Yeah shout out them man
Great people
And shout out to the
You saw him at the Galaxy Game or one?
No at the Sournua
Celebrations
So shout out to the homies
from Sornos as well.
Congrats on everything they're doing.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Shout out to Yalene's nephew, Derek, my friend Yalene, Derek, on the way to school for
Perfect Attendance Award.
Let's go.
Yeah, I know.
Shout to you, Derek.
Head into school already, early bird?
Early.
Yeah.
Okay, happy, happy date.
Happy attendance.
Happy attendance.
No, who's going to be present today?
Yeah.
All right.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, SES?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Consumer Affairs is here to make us feel bad about our driving, everybody.
They listed the cities with the worst drivers in it.
And some Southern California cities, they made like the top top of the list.
Let me tell you, number one, worst city for drive.
Like, drivers are the worst.
Not where like the city is the worst to drive in, but the drivers, us, the people are the worst.
They have like the worst record.
Yeah, worst record.
They have a crash score.
So they did it by, like, like, crash score.
Yeah.
Crazy. Top crash score, though, is not us. It's Memphis. Memphis, Tennessee.
Okay. But number two. Is it us? Coming from the homeland of Ryan Garcia.
Victorville, California.
How are they bad driving? There's barely any people there.
I don't know, but their crash score is crazy.
They probably play bumper cars.
Oh, that's fun.
There's nothing to go over there.
Hey, they crash out for real over there.
And then we're trying to decide where Victorville is from. It's one of those places that
At least being here in L.A., you're like, okay, is it down by San Bernardino?
Is it up by Palmdale?
Right.
We don't know.
It's San Bernardino County.
Okay.
Well, Ramona, our producer, says that when she goes visits her family in Victorville,
she goes by Palmdale, right?
Yeah, I take the 14 and then off the perblossom and then I get to Victoria and I pass by there and then I go to Vegas.
Take the 15.
And that's the one that goes to, like through Palmdale.
Uh-huh.
It's not close, though.
It's like a long distance.
Is there some type of portal that we're missing that if you go to Palmdale, you end up in San Bernardino?
It kind of.
Like there's like a road.
There's one road that goes across like damn near like a mountain.
So who's wrong?
So it's like parallel.
They're like parallel to each other.
So is it by Palmdale or is Ramona just?
It's San Bernardino County.
Yeah.
It's not close.
It's not by it.
It's just there's the only two cities that are in the area,
damn near.
I'm not understanding
because I feel like
if I'm going to San Marino
I'm going to a certain way
and if I'm going to
Palmdale I'm going to another way.
True.
Then you cut across the mountain
and then you're at the other city.
That's what it is.
Yeah, you're literally driving
through the mountain.
You know what I'm saying?
But she said it's by Palmdale.
It's not necessarily by Palmdale.
I'm looking at the map.
It's literally like right across this
so you're cutting through the mountain.
Because I know to get to Vegas
you can go with both ways.
You can take the 15 right
San Bernardino.
Or you could go to
Pondale route.
Yes.
And Victorville's just there like,
yeah,
we're here.
Yeah,
Victorville's just,
I wonder how Victorville
got this
been in the accidents.
It makes no sense.
Well,
probably because people were
trying to get to Pondale
or 17.
Or people are trying to get to Vegas.
Yeah.
It has to be that.
It has to be that.
I'm sure people in Victorville.
I'm sure there's cool stuff
in Victorville.
No.
Maybe.
No, I have a friend there.
Yeah,
there's an abandon.
I'll cry two hours.
I'm sure.
There's cool people in.
Victorville.
Yeah.
Demolition Derby over there or?
Okay.
Then number three on this
worst drivers in America,
in America,
okay,
is Georgia,
McConjured,
Georgia,
then San Bernardino,
California.
Also,
just San Bernardino,
period.
Bumper car
county capital
or something.
Number of the world.
San Bernardino,
I only know someone
that's from there
and like I met him in Palm Springs.
He was one of like my bosses
in Palm Springs.
Heller fan.
So I just think
everybody in San Bernardino is a Raider fan.
So shout out to you.
Raiders!
We're trading and we're our best player.
Anybody, any other cool facts about San Bernardino?
San Bernardino is hot.
I know what I will say.
Is Hemet by San Bernardino, Irene?
No.
No.
You know what I will say?
I don't know.
A lot of good athletes have been coming out of San Bernardino recently.
That is true.
Like who?
CJ Stroud.
He plays for the, he's a quarterback for the Houston Texans.
Nice.
There's been a lot of just like good players coming out recently.
Forza Regida?
Forza Regida.
Samarino?
San Bernardino?
Yeah.
So the San Bernardino is the AIE.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's not by Hemet?
Hemet's his own thing.
Is it an empire?
You are confusing me.
Hemet might as well be an island.
Yeah.
Where is Hemet?
But the A.E.
and Sanberandino definitely have athletes coming out.
They have a lot of musicians coming out.
They're creating a wave.
Yeah.
It's just hot out there.
It is very hot.
But don't let them drive the car.
According to consumer affairs.
Maybe they're going to consumer affairs.
Maybe the heat gets them angry.
Also, there's probably less public transportation out there, too.
So everybody's on the road.
Maybe not everybody has a license.
Throw that out there.
One of the best cities, Glendos, California.
To drive?
Really?
The crash score is not as high.
And considering the driving that goes down in Glendow,
I feel like it's like a lot of racing.
Well, that's crazy because there's so many auto body shops.
You think there'd be more.
Right.
I don't want to talk about that.
Okay.
You leave my friend Armin alone.
All right, let's get into.
Simper Pimp.
Are you ready, brother?
Yeah.
Simp.
Or Pimp.
B I am Pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Yoh, and Maksim Mocki is back.
Back?
Yes.
What is that I mean?
What is that is Rick Ross's X.
Oh.
She's like a model that tried to turn into a musician.
She's won Simper Pimp a lot.
Yeah.
When they were together, but they broke up.
They broke up.
But she recently.
was on IG live getting ready and answering people like interacting with the the people tuning into her
live okay and she was talking about being in miami and how she loves miami and you know for everyone
that knows rick ross lives in miami he has a house in miami yeah port of miami yeah port of
her ex her ex however somebody you know decided to bring up his name and this is what she said
about rick ross and their situation since that's her ex okay
To me, I just feel like God was like, hey, I need you to date this person real quick, so I can get you where you need to go.
You need to be in this city.
That makes no sense.
No, I get it.
Don't put God into this.
Don't put God.
Yeah.
She probably was never in Miami before.
Right.
Went there because of Ross, and something's happening for her.
Got more opportunities.
You know who said that too?
Lieutenant Dan, the guy that had a plane, God sent him to that storm.
Yeah.
You're right?
God's the reason for everything, brother.
No.
Yeah, no, but like using that for the Ross situation is like, no, bro.
That's insane.
That's actually like the main reason.
What?
Like, it's used a lot.
It's not new.
No, I know that.
But what, Rick Ross is the reason she is where she is?
You know when it's like God sends his toughest battles to the strongest soldiers?
Some of you fools are the toughest battles.
You fools are the battles.
We're the soldiers.
Very, very true.
I just, I don't know.
I feel uncomfortable
that Christina Mackey
bringing that into this
it's like
I mean
Yosito?
Yes
Why?
Because she's being
like groupy tendencies
and being like
Yes
send me here
It's like no
You got flown out
Facts
Okay where is she from
I don't know
Not Miami
Yeah
Not Miami clearly
But it's
Yeah
I think it's like
It's clear that
Do you think that
God brought you
and your girl together
Yes
Boom
Bam
But they're not together
But she's not saying
She's there for Rick Ross
No, because I think Rick Brock
has a new girlfriend already.
You want to know how she got there?
They had the same like stop.
A one-way ticket.
Yeah.
And I'm sure she got a few one-way tickets
of other places.
Was that because God said, hey, get to New York, go to Atlanta.
She didn't say that.
You're putting words in her mouth.
Because she said, God made, had me date this person.
So she's talking about Ross specifically.
Get out of here.
Get out of you.
This is a reach to always have like.
Play it again.
Yeah, let me.
Exhibit it.
To me, I just feel like God was like, hey, I need you to date this person real quick, so I can get you where you need to go.
You need to be in this city.
Steppingstone.
That's what she's saying.
That's for stepping stone.
No.
Ross is a stepping stone.
You're just stepping back.
Yeah, because the devil has you date all these girls or like hook up with all these girls.
Doesn't mean that God is not putting certain guys in a girl's place to get them somewhere.
Or is the free flights.
No, it's true.
You know, you're not understanding it.
You got to put me to stay.
Frequent flyer miles.
You got to put meaning to suffer
Otherwise it's like oh I did friend
Yeah
Designer you did do it for another
It's got to be God's plan
All right dog
It's got to be God's plan
That I went through all of this embarrassment
Because it can't just be porpendi
No it's like
She like she's always
Okay she's always going on live
And she's all right
Why are you guys bringing up Rick runs
So it's like
Why are you going on live
If you know that's the main thing
People are going to speak about
Or you could just ignore that
Like people
Who created isn't in live
God
Boom
Boom
There we go
No
You could just
Who created pimps?
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Somebody that decided
A system
Okay
And who created that person
Their mom
And who created that person
That mom
And then who created that person
The mom's down the line
Till God
There you go
Boom
And who created Sims
God
God
Boom
This is all from God
God, God.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Bianca needs our help.
Bianca.
Bianca.
Bianca sent us a DM and said,
What's up, Brownbag?
My name is Bianca.
I've been married to my husband for three years.
He has a seven-year-old daughter from his previous relationship,
which I love so much.
She said...
She loves the previous relationships much?
The daughter.
Daughter.
Okay.
My husband's BM, standing for baby mama,
is throwing a birthday party for their daughter
this upcoming weekend at her house,
which I was looking forward to.
I've been helping with buying party supplies
and pitched in money for catering.
BM and I have been cool.
No bad blood between us.
Nice.
Or so I thought, because she told my husband
that I was not invited to the party.
Oh.
She said, I asked him why, and he said it's because she's going, she said it's going to be mainly her side of the family.
So now my husband is saying he's not going and saying we'll celebrate his daughter's birthday separately.
Now, my husband's family is bashing him for his decision to stand with me and they're accusing him of being a bad dad.
My mother-in-law said that I should be understanding and not become upset if he decides to go to the party without me.
my feelings are hurt and I want to confront BM but I don't want to start any drama
is my husband right for standing with me or should he leave me behind and go to his daughter's party
first demand the refund for what for the party supplies and the catering are annoying
bring out there you see yeah it's like yo give me a refund
well I'll pitch soon no it's a tricky situation for sure um but
It's her side of the family
So I guess
It's kind of like
No that part makes sense
It makes sense
Like hey we're gonna do our own thing
And then he's like
All right cool
I'm not gonna go to your thing
I'm gonna do my own thing
Because I gotta like this is my girl too
And this is who's gonna be
In the life of our daughter
They've been together a few years
So it's not like a fling or anything
It's not just a girlfriend
I feel like there's a big
Yeah like when it's like
Really like a marriage
It's like okay now we have to really take this seriously
This is not just like
Oh I just met her
Yeah.
And if my wife can't go, I don't think, like, it's weird that his side of the family is making her feel bad.
Yeah.
If he ends up going.
Because this is not baby mama's side.
No.
No, his side of the family is making her feel bad for him saying, we'll do our own party.
Yeah.
And then making him look bad, like saying he's a bad dad.
Yeah, that's what they're accusing him.
When he's just standing with, like, his side of the family.
But because people have separate parties all the time.
Yeah.
Two Christmases, two Thanksgiving.
Your parents lived together before you have a separate parties.
It was like 18 years later, but.
Oh, at one point they did, yeah, yeah.
But, I mean, I don't know.
I'd go to both parties.
No, I was, that's not the way she's asking.
You're annoying.
Two for one on the caterer and you.
Yeah.
It's more, I guess, her pedo with the suegra.
For sure.
And that is now upset.
I don't know why she wants to
to confront the baby mama.
I don't think it's...
I guess it's like a wife page.
It's not the baby mama's fault.
And then now you're saying
I'm not invited.
Yeah.
So it's like, I don't think it's a baby mom as well.
Because it's her side of the family.
So it's like, it's also a drama for her.
Like, why is your ex's baby mama here?
Like, I don't know.
That's shady though.
What?
I don't know.
You have say-so over.
The issue I don't think it's with the other parent.
With the baby mama.
No.
If she decides.
she's going to do her own party and also that's the dad pitching as a dad like I get it okay
yeah but now if if the dad's like cool I understand that first of all the dad understood
yeah understood enough to be like cool I'm not going to go to your party I'm going to do my own
thing yeah but now his family is going at them saying you're a bad dad that's the issue yeah
like whatever happened with the other parent like you can't you can't tell them how to feel or
what they came to a decision that he's not going to go to that party cool yeah I get what
you're talking about this girl now
to go at the baby mama like you don't think I would know she wants to fight she's just like
you know fighting I mean she she can't fight the swag that she was hoping for a more mature
approach from the other day mama of like hey you've been together three years with him
you're technically like the stepmom like you're helping with the supplies and I think
her helping made her feel like I'm a part of this yeah and then being like hey sorry so it's like
why did I help for your party in a perfect world because you're not helping me for my party
You're helping for your daughter.
Yeah.
It's part of the inconvenience.
Inconvenants have two parties instead of just one.
But he chose to do that.
Yeah.
His one said like, okay, well, we're going to have her own thing.
He's standing on business.
Could have invited her and just made her feel uncomfortable since she left.
Fool, that would have been drama at the party.
Or use her like as an.
Oh, you're still here?
Use her as an assistant.
Ask her for help for everything.
Hey, can you do this?
Can you cut the cake?
Can you have her running around?
Yeah, that's what she said.
She's cool with the baby mama or so she thought.
She thought.
Yeah.
In a perfect world, everyone can be cool with each other.
That ain't life.
dog like that ain't life of a co-parent like low-key and shout out too i don't want to bring you into this
brother but that's only like here i am reference i am your baby mama's cool a f but i know like if
she was like dang like vig is it cool if we do separate this year because big would understand and he
has his own thing to do i wouldn't i wouldn't feel like i was a bad dad if i didn't go to like his mom's side
of the party because i don't i don't go to his mom's side of christmas i don't go to his mom's side of
thanksgiving i don't go to like yeah you know this is the birthday party yeah yeah
Yeah, but his birthday is also on Thanksgiving.
Wow.
Yeah.
A little different.
And the issue isn't the two parties.
Yeah, no, the issue is that now, like, it would be like now Vic's mom going at his girl and Vic saying, how dare you not go to that party?
You're a bad dad for that.
Like, see?
Like, it's not Jordan's bad or, like, if that were to happen?
Exactly.
No, yeah, but I think it's more so, like, dealing with that.
I think she's, Bianca is really upset at, like, the backlash that her man is getting.
that guilt.
She feels like the root of it is the baby mama
because it's like, why did you even start all this?
And then now he's getting called a bad dad
because he doesn't want to go to your separate birthday party.
And then like let's say the baby mama's moved on
or let's say like we don't know why they broke up in the first place.
It's the girl you cheated on me with that you left before.
Like you don't know that backstory.
And then if it's all her family, they probably don't like him.
True.
They probably don't like him because they're not together anymore.
Yeah.
He's like, hey, even though I'm cool with your girl, like, let's just mean that you should be inviting her.
So that's why he was like, cool, I'll do my own thing.
I just don't, I don't, normally, like, as a baby mama, I get it.
We're so evil.
Oh my God, look at us, plotting.
But, like, it doesn't seem as her, as much her bad as the suegra of the new girl.
Yeah.
Gilt.
Be like, how dare you not leave your wife and go to your kid's party?
How dare you make your own party for your kid?
Yeah.
You're a bad dad.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's wild.
Yeah, that's a tricky situation.
What was the question that she said?
Should I fight the baby mama?
Yeah, should we get down?
No, she said, is my husband right for standing with me,
or should he leave me behind to go to his daughter's party?
So she's even questioning if she should.
If she's wrong.
Yeah, and if he should just go and to just shut everybody up, kind of.
Yeah.
Your swagger is still going to hate on you for some reason, baby.
If anything, this just shows the feelings of his mom,
slash your swagra.
towards you guys.
Yeah.
There's no, like,
win in this situation.
I feel like there's no win-win in the situation.
Regardless of what they do.
Yeah, like, no matter what happens.
Not give a F what the sweater thinks.
Or just go to both parties and then still throw your own.
It doesn't seem like the dad is tripping on the other party or even she's tripping on the other party.
She's like, yeah, I thought we were cool.
We weren't.
But now, again, it's the backlash that she's getting from his family.
Yeah.
The husband doesn't want to go because the wife is not welcome.
And now everybody's making the dad feel like a bad dad.
For not one.
Wanting to go.
For not wanting to go.
Which, by the way, is his choice.
Yeah.
Not to go.
Yeah.
She was just like, oh, that's messed up.
And so he's like, it's cool, babe.
We'll just do our own thing.
Yeah.
So then his mom is like, you're such a bad dad.
How can you do that?
How could you make your daughter?
You know what it is?
Your dad would never put me in front of other people.
She probably wanted to go to the party and now she's like, oh, my son's not there.
Yeah.
Yeah, I say send the suagra.
As a rep?
Yeah, the rep.
You want to go so bad?
Go.
Go.
Go do it.
I don't know, man.
Two parties sounds cool to me.
Yeah.
That's life.
Two meals.
It was awesome.
Well, two parties are happening.
I don't know why you keep saying that.
I go to both.
I had a great childhood with two parties.
That's awesome.
I would go to the baby mama's party.
The husband.
The husband.
If I were the husband, I'd go to the baby mom party.
Just a little bit.
And I'd still throw my own party.
Except for her.
For my girl.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Actually, to be honest, I never had two parties.
It was just one.
And then something.
Nothing always happened.
And it's just nothing at the other place, but it's okay.
Childhood trauma.
Yeah.
It's the other parents' fault that I wasn't there.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm sorry, Mama.
All right.
It's all good.
They did their best.
They did.
Look how great you came.
Yeah.
Look where you're at.
Absolutely.
It worked for the best.
Shout to my mom, man.
Ovali from El Monte.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
It's on the line.
Let's go.
Change subjects.
Now you're
Ovali
What's up
Ovali?
Hi
Brown Bang
How are you?
Your name is really beautiful
Thank you
What does it mean?
I'm not sure
My parents are Mexican
From Puebla
Uh huh
Yeah
So I don't know
They just watch the TV show
And you know
It's okay
Same same same
Maybe from Manuela
Yeah
Probably
All right
No
No it was from Kamada
camera loca actually camera loca is crazy i thought i thought of o'reilly it's like a camera show yes
oh bali talk to us what would you tell bianca about the situation um so i have an eight-year-old stepson
um and i don't know if my husband would have pulled some something like that i would have been
mad that he went but the fact that he's giving her her place and
I think that says a lot, you know, but at the end of the day she's going to, her daughter is going to see that, oh, why are my parents not here, you know, like my dad?
And, um, and I, because she's seven, right?
Yeah.
Daughter, yeah.
Yeah.
So I think, you know, she should just kind of, I guess, let it go.
But the fact that her suegra is being like that, that says a lot about her too and how their relationship is.
Um, you know, because I would have been.
of my side I put something like that too.
Like, oh, why are you not?
Because I'm not letting him go.
So far she hasn't, which is, you know, he has my back on everything.
So I think, no, the fact that he's even telling her, you know what, we're going to do something separate.
I think that's okay.
And she should just respect the fight that her husband's telling her, you know what, I won't go,
but let's just do something here.
Yeah.
And explain that to his daughter because he doesn't have to explain it to no one else.
Obali, do you get along with your stepchild's baby mama?
I mean, mom?
I don't know if you guys want to know that.
Well, then no.
Actually, we did.
That's a good answer, right?
That's what this is about.
We get along, we get along to a certain extent because she's a, she's really like,
she's off and on sometimes with the whole situation where, I don't know,
one day she'll be good and one day she'll just flip.
Got it.
And I don't like that.
I don't like that.
And she doesn't know me like that.
So I told her like she needs to come down.
Nice.
Thank you.
All right.
I appreciate you, baby girl.
She has to, she has to look out for, both of them have to look out for the daughter,
whatever is best for her.
Mm-hmm.
Because whatever you guys have, that's always going to be there in the back of the kid's head
because they're going to see that.
Yeah.
I brought my baby daddy.
I'm sorry.
I brought my husband and his baby mom together for the sake of him.
Wait, your husband and your.
They weren't getting along and then you made them talk again for the baby.
Yes, because I didn't like the fact that his son was looking at everything and was like always constantly in the middle.
Yeah.
And that sucks for him.
So I put them back to.
back together, but I made them, you know what,
you guys, whatever you guys have, like, leave that aside
and be good for him, you know, because he's going to see that.
And look at me, like, I would have never thought that I would have done that.
Yeah.
Wow.
There we go.
And now someday she likes you, someday she doesn't.
Yeah.
Yes, like, yes.
All right.
Thank you, Balie.
Thank you, baby girl.
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We are Inside the Home We Help Line.
got David from East Los.
Is this, is this David?
David, David, David, is this you?
Bueno, but no.
Yeah, it's David.
Yeah, I know.
David.
This is chilling, gun smoke.
That's David, this David.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Hey, what's up, boy?
Hey, what's all right?
How are you guys doing?
What's up?
Yeah, just saying, you know.
Just chill in the oxygen.
Yeah.
Hey, before I answer anything, can I just let you guys know?
You got, hey, the, the, the monster match was speed, man.
Hey.
I wanted to meet you, bro.
Hey, you guys burned a spot, though.
I was there with my girl, and you guys were like,
hey, where's that fool that called him that said he would take down this high and us?
Yeah, but he had us.
It was that girl that was next to you.
Hey, they had you quiet sitting down, bro.
No, he was.
And my girl, my girl was like, my girl was like,
that guy's a dirt bag, huh?
Yeah, baby.
Because it was another girl.
She's like, I'm here.
here with the guy that's down for the chubby chaser and i was like oh is that dave is that the one that
is down to get with the even though he has a main that he's in love and he called us up and east i said
are you from east l a and the guy's like no i'm not and then david was there too i was with the main i was
with the main oh my dad i david okay david called us up like a few weeks ago talking about
how he's down to uh take him for the team yeah and then i was there and that she
That was like two weeks ago, bro.
And then he was like, yeah, but but not enamore is because I'm already in love with someone else.
And I was like, wait, what?
And he's like, let the, I'm a hood rat.
And I was like, okay.
He owns up.
I went, I went dressed as a hood rat right there.
I was all banged out.
Oh, David, next time you got to say what's up, bro.
I wish I could have met you.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I know, I just didn't want you guys to burn the spout.
Almost, almost.
Cod up.
Cajadita, Cajita.
David, talk to us, though.
What would you tell Bianca in the situation with her baby,
with her husband's baby mama and then her suegra?
So look it.
So I got five kids, three baby mama, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Really?
Hey.
My boy reading the stats on.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
How many are the bell?
Look at it.
I'm going to tell you like this.
All these people that have, that bring the baby moms and babies.
daddy together, damn, they're
effing crazy.
That's a trip
how they could do that because, you know what?
How would they want that ever in my life?
You know what I mean? Like, for me, look at,
my kids, they have
two sets of parties and they're cool.
What's that? I explain to them like that. Like, look it.
Hey, we're going to be separate. That's them.
None of my baby moms get along.
Oh, it's because they overlapped.
Yeah.
Probably.
You know what? And you know what? I love it
that way. You don't think I know.
It's better for you if they don't get along.
Yeah, less drama, huh?
Yeah, it keeps me young.
You know what I'm saying?
They don't check each other's lies.
They're not, hey, did he tell you this?
Did he tell you this?
Don't tell the right hand about the left hand.
Nope.
I'm always ready to beat up the new baby daddy.
Oh, hey, I'm both of course.
Why?
That's a lot of work, dog.
That's three.
Exactly, you know, but like I would say,
my advice is, but who's swagger that stripping?
All right.
Because I know it can get confusing.
So the wife's swagger, so the dad's mom.
Oh, boy's mama.
Yeah.
He's mad at the couple for the dad not going to the baby mama's party.
But the baby mama said, hey, I don't want your girl there.
So then the dad was like, I can't not go without my wife.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then just another thing, too, because like my main is my wife.
Is that one of the three baby mommas or?
Yo.
She's the last one.
That's my wife.
I can't say,
yeah,
I guess I got two baby moms and a wife.
Okay.
All right.
You good?
Are you sure about that?
Not so bad.
How many kids with your wife?
I have three kids in my wife.
Okay.
And then you have one baby mama that has one kid and one and one.
You are my idol.
Boom.
Yeah.
It's,
it's a bi-acted sometimes, you know?
I know.
You said you're a hood rack.
Wrap it up, bro?
Yeah, I mean?
Hey, but no, no.
So look it.
So you legit?
So you legit?
So you legit?
Did you have a wife?
You legit have a wife and you were down to take one for the team last week?
Wait, what did I say my name was?
David.
Anthony from East Daly.
Anthony from East Daly.
No, no, man.
Oh, my God.
You know, me from Ball and Park.
Yeah, Anthony.
Yeah, yeah.
So what's your advice?
Keep it separate?
Okay, so just keep it separate.
You know what I mean?
And Homish should just, honestly, like, when you have a wife, right, you got to go against.
everything for your wife
because that's what I do honestly
yeah but not yourself I go against
I go against everyone and anything for my girl
you know what I'm saying
you're a gentleman
she doesn't know can't hurt her you know what I'm saying
oh my God
Jesus
it's like versa
because I don't know what's going on either
and it don't bother me I'm happy
you know at least you're happy right
at least you're happy
you found the key of true happiness
yeah that's right
I sound pretty
I sound pretty female no like I'm not
I'm not stressed
I'm not stressed
You don't sound stress at all
He sounds happy
Would you ever have a party
And you're like hey
I want all my kids together
Bring baby mama number one
And baby mama number two
For my kids
Like let's all just be together
You wouldn't want that
That ish sounds crazy
Never ever
Ever
Honestly
Never because you know what
Everybody would just probably start boxing it out.
Okay.
Hey, that sounds like a pretty.
Why don't you're, okay, does baby number?
For the kids.
I don't like the drama for the kids, you know what I'm saying?
Well, you created it.
Yeah.
You created that.
Does baby mama,
does baby mama number one?
And baby mama number two get along?
Nobody gets along.
Nobody gets along.
Why not?
Why not?
But why?
Because they overlap.
Why do they beep it?
Because all the kids are the same age.
like they're off from
they beef me
like they're all from different
barrios
are they
or are they from the same one
nah
they're different different
they're not like
hoods hoods
but you know
they're from like
different areas
you know
okay
what are the ages
I only got one
I only got one from my hood
huh
what are the ages
what are the ages
of all your kids
I got
17
13 13
11
11 7 and 4
11 7 and 11
11 11 was
Those are three.
That was a little too close for comfort of that.
Yeah, the last ones are from the love of my life, you know?
Don't say, uh, because last time he was down, he was literally down to cheat on her.
And then I said, he's like, why you call it cheating?
And then it's his wife, it's cheating.
He just has a big heart.
Yeah.
He wants to share his love everywhere.
He's cheating.
He's jumping to conclusions.
Oh, my, right, right.
I'm tired of you.
I wish your baby number one, two, and three.
I'm mad at you.
Oh, no.
Hey, but you know what?
All my kids mess with me, they mess on me tough, you know what?
Of course, you're the cool dad.
And the angry mom, she's tripping for no reason.
Those moms be tripping, huh?
Yeah.
They'd be tripping hard.
I don't trip on nothing, you know what I say?
I only trip.
I only trip if the boyfriends try to tell my kids stuff.
That's what I'm in, you know what?
Yeah.
Other than that, we're a happy family.
Tell that food, tell my mom, stay out of him, mom.
Go mess with your daddy.
Like my dad, you know what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, just do your own thing.
Abad, come take your wife.
Yeah.
I get me saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Hey, Viejo, come get your baby mama.
Okay, bye.
This guy's my spirit animal.
Bye.
Have a good way.
He seems so happy.
He is very good.
A, next show, I'm going to have all three baby mamas.
That would be crazy.
That would be fun.
You got a trip.
Wow.
Hila.
Hila.
That's the key to happiness.
So last week he was Anthony.
This week he's David.
No, he changed his name now to Anthony.
Yeah.
So he's been David, but.
He is David.
Yeah.
No, no, David.
Matthew.
Matthew.
What's up, Matthew?
Yes.
Hi, Matthew.
Hello, Matthew.
Hi, Matthew.
I'm so sorry you have to deal with the drama of parents right now.
Matthew's a kid.
Matthew, how old are you?
I'm eight.
You're eight.
That's right, Matthew.
Shout out you, bro.
What?
You're off to school?
Yep.
Okay.
But you still?
I'm actually late, though.
Oh, okay.
It's all good.
Let's make it worth it, bro.
I'm gonna hook you up with tickets to go to Not Scary Farm.
Shout out you.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
But you want to chime in on the Cheeseman.
What would you tell this situation, Bianca, and all of that?
Well, I think that that should not go to the party.
Oh.
Why?
Why?
How much drama.
Life is unfair sometimes.
Oh, Matthew.
Matthew, if your mom is making you tell us going to be okay, Matthew?
Are you projecting me your mom?
Let me talk to your mom.
Is this what your mom is trying to make you to the same?
It's going to be all right, bro.
Just give it like 15 years.
Matthew's mom.
Why does he talk like that?
Why is he talking like that, Matthew's mom?
Geez.
No, I didn't put in that last part.
I just, you know, we were saying about, I think the dad should just sit this one out to avoid
drama for the kids, you know?
So you put in the first part.
Why is little Matthew being like, you know, just life is so fair.
Why is he's not fair?
Why is he talking like that?
Yeah.
I don't know.
He always talks like that.
I question myself too.
Oh, that's.
Matthew, man.
Matthew, it gets better, brother.
It gets better, bro.
There's light at the end of the tunnel.
Bye.
Bye, Matthew.
Have a good.
Matthew, have a good day, man.
Positive thoughts.
Yeah.
Let me know.
Let me know when the door closes.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Okay, he left.
Are you fighting with baby?
Yeah.
What's the going on?
Matthew's watching everything that's going on.
on between you and that.
I just hope you know.
Life just isn't fair.
No, I know.
He catches on to everything.
We've been through a roller coaster,
but at this point in life,
I think it's stable enough
where Matthew is okay and he's comfortable,
but it's going to work and progress,
that's for sure.
I can't think so.
It's been easy.
Such is life, such is life.
And I know you're doing the best you can with him, okay?
Yeah, so that's why,
because I've been on both sides
being the baby mama
and being,
like the partner of someone who has a baby mama.
Yeah.
And sometimes you can't control what the baby mama feels.
I think that's more my take on it right now,
where if the baby mama doesn't want you there for whatever reason,
you can't do much about it, but support your husband.
And then the husband supporting her by not going,
I don't think it makes him a bad father or makes her a bad partner either.
Because at the end of the day they're married,
And they have years to go being together.
So it's not just this year.
So if the husband goes this year and she's okay with saying at home, you know,
what's going to happen when a few years down the line or when they have kids?
Are the kids invited in Shina or is it going to change?
Right.
And ultimately, I think one party doesn't define the kind of parent you are.
True.
Because the family, even the sweat,
She can have her opinion, but ultimately they don't know how the dad is parenting.
Because it happened to my current boyfriend where he had a situation where his daughter's in the hospital and even at some point, I supported him and everything.
But at some point, even his family was taking the baby mama side where, you know, I'm not even allowed there anymore.
And they were saying like, oh, you're not there.
You're not being like a present father.
and I'm like, yeah, but at the same time you have to split your time between, like, working and being there.
I feel like sometimes it happens where the mom's more present.
But, you know, he's helping financially.
So I'm like, it's one or their other.
You can't split yourself, unfortunately, as much as we want to.
But I'm like, they don't know that.
And they don't have to know that.
Like as long as you're okay with yourself that you're being there as much as possible, that's all that really matters.
You're never going to have the swayed out, the baby.
Baby mama and the family.
Yeah, you can't have it all.
You can't please everybody.
Yeah, you can't be David from East Ellie.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for checking in.
And shout out to Matthew.
Hold on the line, okay?
He's such a cute little.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Matthew.
Thank you, Matthew.
Yeah.
It's going to be all right.
All right.
All right.
We got Sandy from Chino on the line.
Sandy!
Sandy!
Sandy, what would you tell Bianca?
So Bianca has a stepchild, okay?
She's married to her man.
There's a step kid that's seven years old.
The birthday's about to happen.
And baby mama of the baby mama of the.
the kid says, hey, I don't want
Bianca to come. So then
Bianca's husband is like, all right, cool. We're going to do
our own thing. Now his family
is saying, bro, you're a bad dad. Go to the party. You don't need to be
choosing your wife at this point. Choose your kid. Why are you doing
that? So now Bianca's like, what? Should I just fight the baby mama?
What would you say?
Second of all, I would tell her
that... What was the first? I didn't hear no first of all. I didn't hear no first of all.
Oh, the world was good morning guys.
Oh, good morning.
Yeah, Zones.
Also, shout out to my son, Julian, that he loves to listen with us.
So, hi, baby.
Hi, Julian.
Hi, Julian.
I would tell her, the dad is, like, he's a missing husband because he's giving her her place.
Like, hey, no, like, this is my wife.
If she can't go, I'm not going.
That's great.
His daughter's a little bit too young to understand that.
right now.
She's like, she's not going to get it.
All she's going to understand is my daddy didn't come to my birthday.
Yeah.
So I would say for him to, you know, make an active presence, just kind of show up, bring her
little present, hey, you know, whatever, and that's it, you know, go home to his wife.
Make her little party on the side.
I understand why the wife wants to confront the baby.
Because how is she a good stepmom to pay for her?
catering to buy decorations, but she's not a good enough stepmom to go.
I have three stepkids.
So I totally get this.
I totally get this.
I've been a stepmom for the last 13 years.
And my kids, my husband's family, they, we, they wouldn't invite us to Christmas
or Thanksgiving because they would invite the baby mom.
So we, we went through all that where the like my husband's family would tell, like they
would tell us things like, oh, you, you didn't come to Christmas.
Like, you could have came to Christmas.
He's like, I'm not going to go because my wife can't go, you know.
And at that point, we already had children.
So it was like, you know, he's going to go spend Christmas with those kids and not these kids.
Like, it was a lot.
So I get why she wants to confront the baby mom.
Like, you know, I would tell her like, hey, since I can't go, can I at least get a refund of my, you know, what I pitched in.
Right.
You're going to.
give her more reason and talk issue about you.
Now she's going to hate you.
And now she's going to tell a little girl, hey, you know she took money.
Like, look, oh, you were going to have subway sandwiches, but.
Throw a bigger party.
But Bianca took money.
That's okay?
It's okay.
To me, it would be okay because if she has a good relationship with the daughter,
the daughter's going to see who shows up for her.
So I have, like I said, have three steps.
My stepdaughter, the middle one, she has health issues.
And she has seizures.
So every time, you know, she has.
a seizure, she's always with me.
I'm the one that takes it to the doctor.
I'm the one that takes her to, you know, get her medication, everything, not even her dad, me.
And so then one day, my stepdaughter had a problem with the doctor.
She didn't like what the doctor told her.
Yeah.
And I agreed with the doctor.
And she went and told her mom, you know what?
She told the doctor something I didn't want the doctor to know.
And now I'm matter her.
So then the mom was like, you know what?
Give me all her medical information.
I'm going to do the doctor appointments.
everything. I'm like, okay, you think you can do it. Go ahead and do it. And I gave her all the
information that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything about it. She had a seizure again,
and then she comes and tells me, you haven't taken to a doctor, you haven't do this, you haven't
do that? I told her, you remember, you told me you were going to do it, that you were better at it?
So you go ahead and do it. And my daughter, my son is. It's not your bad at all. And I get where
you're coming from, but that baby's still having seizures. I think that's, it's very, it's very serious. No,
it's not your bed, but it's very serious to play with.
Like, no one should be playing with the life.
She's controlled.
No, she's controlled.
She has her medication and everything.
She does have a doctor.
She goes to a doctor every six months, you know, but at that point when she had a seizure,
her mom was like, you're not doing anything about it when I'm the only one that has been doing something about it.
So when I gave her the thing to go ahead and do it, she didn't do anything.
Meanwhile, dad's chilling or what?
No, dad is like, you know, he's here and everything.
but I'm a stay at home mom and you know my husband he works a lot
you know from son up to send down sometimes so I handle most of the things we have
we have a lot of kids we've kids so
busy busy here's this story yeah I have a girl named Sandy
all right you know so it's it's a thing you know the little girl she she just needs to
show up for that little girl and you know proof to her that she's
there for her not for her dad not for her mom but for her
yeah yeah thank you sandy yeah thank you sandy
thank you sandy and i hope everything goes good with you and your eight kids
yeah thank i appreciate you calling nana shout out why'd you only shout one out
julian oh because he's here with me can he wants to say something to you
go julian hi brum bag what's up bro
what's up bro yeah um nothing i'm on my way to score and uh
Tite.
Why are you late?
I'm not late.
We're going at 9 right now.
Les me.
How old are you, Julian?
12.
You're 12 years old.
You're in middle school.
Me and my mom, we always listen to you guys on the way to school.
We find you guys really funny, especially you, Maximo.
Yes, right.
What does Maximo say that's funny?
I never laugh at him.
She only laughs at me.
It's just, I don't know.
Sometimes, I don't know.
Yeah, same.
It's just something about it.
You're right.
It's just looking like a carita.
Thank you, bro.
Hold on, bro.
Okay.
Julianne.
Julian.
That's good.
Yeah.
Julian.
Do you want to chime in on this situation?
Yeah, Julie, what you think?
Well, no, because I'm already here in my school.
But you don't get any till night.
Yeah, you have time, bro.
What I do think is, yeah, the husband should go to give her a present and be like, okay, like, I love you and then, like, go back to his wife.
Julian, that's, like, the best answer that I've heard all for you, Julian.
And you said it without giving us this whole spiel, like, for an hour?
True.
Shout out you, bro.
Shout out you, Julian.
Shout out you, Julian.
Straight to the point.
Julian, hold out of the mind.
Oh, wait, you got to go to school.
Yeah.
But tell your mom to hold.
Wow.
Wow.
Shout Julian.
Julian.
Have a good day.
Wow.
So every week one of us is assigned to go through our DMs and to get all of the stories.
And this week it's Angie.
And Angie, like, is like, hey, let me just trigger everyone and just talk about co-parenting.
Let me choose.
Let me choose Bianca.
What a crazy time to do this, Angie?
I know.
Right before the holiday.
Yeah.
Right before my son's birthday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, like co-parenting trauma, big co-parenting trauma, all the kids listening.
I didn't know.
It's okay.
It was going to be triggered at all.
You got two kids talking about the dope problem.
I know.
You got one telling.
And all the parents calling in or talking in front of their kids about their drama with the baby mama.
Thanks a lot.
I miss two-parent household.
Yeah.
I am.
I guess that's why I'm.
I guess that's why I'm.
10-parent household.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It's time to play.
Wheel.
Oh.
His family.
We have tickets to give away
Arriba, right?
That was very scary to be go
Whoa
Hey, why you gotta want it up
Angelica?
Because I watched that cartoon.
Which cartoon?
It's Spirikonzales.
Yeah, but...
He said frioles, frioles, frioles.
I don't think he said frioles.
Maybe in the Spanish version.
I think so.
That's crazy.
If he said that,
that's crazy, Warner Brothers.
Yeah, that was even more crazy.
Yeah, like that's like full on.
I get my best.
I don't think everyone is wild.
I don't think everybody.
saw me
frioles.
No, I better
go back and edit some footage.
Maybe I'm confused.
Raton Bakero.
Never mind.
Just.
Raton baka?
What is that?
Just keep moving.
Thank you, Angie.
Yeah, sorry.
Sitting next to Angie makes me realize
there's like an iceberg
of like being Hispanic.
Yeah.
And we're just a tip.
And Angie's full on tip.
From the roots.
Yeah.
She's at the bottom of the ocean.
Okay.
It's time for the wheel of Hispanic Heritage Month.
Okay.
We'll retest your knowledge on being Hispanic.
And even if you know zero Hispanic, boom,
you already qualify.
to play, okay? Because Greg
also no zero, but he still played
and can win. Yeah, one. All right? So here
are the categories that we test you on, all right?
The first category is
Capitals. So if you land on Capitals
on the wheel, Maximus is going to give you
a capital of a country. You have to tell us
which Hispanic country that capital is from, okay?
Yes. And you're going to get it right, right? I will always
get it right. Yeah, last time he gave. No, you
You have. You have. You can get translations. If
It lands on translations.
That's me.
I'm going to give you a word in English or Spanish.
English or Spanish.
And then you have to translate it in the other one.
Okay?
Boom.
Greg has music.
He's going to play a clip of a song that you should know.
It's like classic.
Everybody should know these songs.
Like he played Solemente one time.
Yeah.
The guy didn't know it.
And he didn't know it.
It just shoots me out because that to me is a classic.
It is a classic.
But something like that, right?
And then if it lands on flags, you lose.
If it lands on flags, it's Vic.
and you lose.
Ah, Victor.
Vick describes a flag
in the most difficult manner.
Terrible.
People are literally boycotting your category.
Like, I've seen so many comments on Instagram.
Like, can we get rid of flags, please?
They're a little afraid of a challenge.
That's all I hear.
So Vig will describe a flag colors or what's in the middle.
Stay on your toes.
Stay on your toes.
They should know.
And you tell us which Hispanic country that flag is from.
And then if it lands on soundclips.
You better be hella Hispanic.
Yeah.
You better be PhD and Hispanicism.
You better just know your heritage.
You did 23 of me and you know what part of Mexico you are from.
Okay?
Or other places because Hispanics, not just Mexico.
Angie is going to play a clip that we should know, like, in your household or you heard or like.
I said, can you do the...
I asked.
But then the answer would not be okay.
Yeah.
I have it.
I want another month.
That's just me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would like it
But it is the end
We've come to the end of
A Hispanic
Favorite Hispanic
Greg
Rosalia
Okay
Oh she is
Favorite Hispanic
Myself
Borderline
You can pick yourself
Bro
You have to give honor
To another Hispanic
This is not a shoe palace ad
Where you just
You just feature yourself
Oh
Oh
Hey
Sometimes you gotta do it
They gotta recognize
Ain't
Nobody do it for me
Do you get to my belt.
Becky G.
You can't choose for my wife.
Keep thinking.
He likes Becky G.
He does, but you can't pick his answer.
Hey, hey, hey, don't put it out there like that.
I will say my favorite Hispanic is Chente.
Oh, yeah, Balito.
Heavenly Hispanic up there.
R-A-P.
Legend.
Angelica.
Shakira.
I love Shakira.
Oh, Le-lo, Lelo.
Leigh to you.
What?
That's what she says, dog.
I know.
Victor?
Mario Lopez.
Wow.
Got his star on the Hollywood Walkie Fame, by the way.
I messed up.
Sorry, Thiel.
Hispanic's doing big things.
My favorite Hispanic.
No, I can ask whatever I want.
And I can do whatever I want.
And I'm Mexico.
Boom.
That's a good one.
Every day is Hispanic Day to Canelo.
True.
Okay.
So we are playing the Wheel of Hispanic Heritage Month,
and we have colors online, colors online.
We got Luce from East L.A.
Luce, good morning, Luce.
Luce.
Good morning.
How are you, baby girl?
I'm good for you.
Hey, Lou, stay.
Yes.
Yeah, you got through from East L.A.
Stay away from David from East L.A.
Girl.
He is terrorizing those streets.
I heard about him.
I know, girl.
On the radio or on the streets.
Yeah, or both.
No, on the radio.
Oh, okay, okay.
I want to be protective of all the ladies of East L.A.
From East L.A.
No taken.
Okay.
So we have Not Scary Farm Tickets on the line, Mamasita.
and you are going to play for them, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
All right, let's spin the wheel.
Sound clips.
Oh, Luce, I'm sorry.
So Angie, the expert Hispanic.
Yeah, call your grandma.
Angie is going to play a sound clip,
and you are going to have to guess where that comes from, okay?
If you had to tell me how Hispanic you are,
let us know, are you no Savo?
Are you just like, you can speak?
to your Aweilita, really good.
I can think, yeah, yes, yes, I can.
Okay, boom.
Then I should have bring that hard one.
Your Auelita never has to tell you.
Talk Spanish in front of me,
also I'm going to think you're talking about me.
My oldita used to tell me that.
Never, never.
We keep meando together.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
I wish you are goals.
You are goals.
Okay.
This one is your sound clip, okay?
Okay.
Go ahead.
Hey, get the fuck out of here,
because I'm going to fuck you out right now, my.
Wait.
Hey.
Who?
Who was that?
That's canelo.
Okay.
Good job.
Good job.
I was so scared.
I was so afraid.
Do they know each other?
I was so afraid.
Is Angie, does Angie, do you lose?
You are going in that scary farm.
That was super tight.
Oh, my God, I call.
Hey, guys, I call every morning with my son and try to get tickets and try to get tickets and I never get through.
Boom.
Boom.
I'm so happy.
Now you can go with your son to get scared and not scary farm.
We got you.
I'm so happy.
Thank you guys.
What's your son's name?
His name's Jr.
Junior.
Shout out Jr.
So what's baby daddy's name?
Luis.
Luis.
Oh, Luis Jr.
Luis and Luis.
That's so cute.
I know it's not.
Well, at first of all, yeah.
Like the names is cute, but I get it.
I get it.
You stay strong out there, Luce.
Thank you so much for calling me.
Thank you, guys.
Yeah, that was cool.
That was cool.
That was easy.
See, that one was easy.
I told you hear me.
Yeah, that was too easy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's go to Color 9.
We got Francis from Monabello.
Francis.
Buenos deez, Brown bag.
Buenos deez, Frances.
How are you this morning?
Francie.
I'm good.
I wanted to say thank you guys for the event on Saturday.
I was able to take my son.
He's 16 and we had a blast.
It was like so, he had so much fun.
Thank you so much.
Promise, Francis.
Because I don't know if the stress gets to me,
but I'm literally like, I hope everyone's having fun and there's kids here.
and I hope they're good.
I'm sure you don't remember because there was a bunch of people,
but when J-Rock came out, he was the one that ran to the front
with his little white hair.
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're having a blast.
Thanks for that.
It's been really hard for us lately,
so we were able to come out happy, making memories.
It was awesome.
I'm so happy for you, baby girl.
And I'm happy that you get to play, okay?
It's time to spin the world and see how Hispanic you are, okay?
Okay, I'll try.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
music.
Use it.
All right, all right.
Vick was also hoping that it didn't,
it was about to land on flags.
I was like,
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Everybody knows not to land on flags.
That was the one I didn't want to get so.
Oh, thank you.
That's your reputation, I think.
So Gregory is going to play you some music, okay?
It is like, it's classic Hispanic songs, okay?
Tell us a,
the name of the song and you win tickets.
Ready?
Got it.
Classic.
No.
She got the artist name, right?
Nope.
She got the artist's name right, though, but she didn't get the title right.
Keep singing, keep singing.
No, hold on, hold on, because you and your son are going through time and I feel really sad.
I don't know the name of this song either, but I know the words.
So keep singing it, keep seeing it.
Keep seeing it.
Keep going, keep going.
Go, keep going.
Classic.
I don't know the title.
At this point, I'm just mad at watching the dishes.
Right here.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, not you hold on.
Not her, hold on.
Go play, keep playing.
Okay.
You can't go any further than that.
I'm going to tell you that the name of the song was just sang.
So just...
But she doesn't know which part.
Yeah.
They literally sang opening it.
I'm with Angie.
I know this song.
I know the artist.
Okay.
Keep singing it.
Just make up a word.
When I add one plus one, you get it.
And don't de swerso and you will be it.
But I don't know
I'm sorry, guys
I don't know the title
I know who it is
and I know the song
I grew up with them
obviously because of my
on Saturday morning cleaning
but I don't know the title
Oh
Sorry
Sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry guys
Repeat after me
I'm sorry for me
I'm sorry
All right we want to do a flag
I've been after me.
To Corset.
Let's just do a flag.
To Caccel.
I said to Carsel.
I said it.
You didn't hear me.
She said to Carses.
Oh, yeah.
She said it.
Yeah, she said it.
She said it.
Wow.
It like went over my head.
I didn't realize that she said it.
It's because we were talking.
I think she said it before the song even played.
Yeah, we were talking.
So shut up us.
Sorry.
What I tell you guys, we need to start shutting up more.
Pardon.
Really?
All right.
All right.
Hold on the light.
Did you pardon like a Spanish
Anander?
Pardonel the power
1.066.
All right, we have time
for one more player, okay?
I'm not looking at Ramona
because we might not have
enough tickets, but we have time.
So,
Francis from Monabello.
She's trying to get eye contact.
Don't look.
Francis, on that's Francis.
The Francis?
Frances.
Okay.
I don't know.
I guess not.
Okay.
Saraii from Southgate.
Saraii.
Yes.
Hi.
Good morning.
Hi, Saraheen.
Saraheen.
You feeling Hispanic and heritage today?
I,
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like when people say
Segun,
Segunella.
As long as it doesn't land on Vick,
then I'm good.
Hey,
don't be like that.
I feel you.
I'm low-key mad.
I'm an automatic win.
Oh, no says,
I see.
So, see.
I'm mad that you chose
the list.
last day of Hispanic heritage man to talk like this.
Nobody played bookies early in the world like this.
They got me in the vibe.
In Las Vibra.
Okay, it's time to spin the wheel.
Let's see, that's see, that's see.
Can you say the answer in your voice, but?
Would it lend in?
Capitale.
Okay, you landed on capital Sarai.
So.
Now I feel mean.
I was going to choose a hard one.
Now you got to think you feel guilty.
He's just as bad.
It's the last day of Hispanic.
Heritage Month, y'all.
I made it easy.
Maximo's going to tell you a capital city.
You're going to tell us what country it's the capital city too.
The capital is.
Okay.
Hold on.
It's going to be to a Hispanic country, okay?
A country that speaks Spanish, okay?
The capital.
The capital is.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
What are you saying, Lettie?
Lettis confusing me.
What's the past?
What's the past?
What is what?
The capital is
Despite dexassohn's
The capital is
It's not Hispanic
Yes, it is
The capital is San Salvador
What
Hispanic country?
What Hispanic country
Is the capital
San Salvador
Girl
It's not
It's not
Saraii
Saraii
Oh my God
Saraii
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Congratulations
You just got me back
because I feel like you googled that
and you didn't have to.
I thought she was quiet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, just how I'm like, you won.
Keep it here.
It's 9-1-6.
Bro, I told you, Washington, D.C.
It's like the second most
Spanish-speaking country in the world.
America.
Nice.
Could have said Washington.
What?
Hey.
Sambra Sala with Angie.
Angie.
Angie.
Okay.
My miss friend.
Enchi.
Angie.
Ms.
It's me.
Ms. Cardiopee celebrated her.
30 second birthday this past weekend right and so she posted like on IG she parted it up she posted it
on IG how drunk she was saying that she had so much fun but then she's like oh my god i'm never
gonna be drinking again or anything like that because it was just too much and then she she uh she was
wearing like at her birthday party she was wearing like this like mini black dress right and so she goes
on twitter and she's like let me tell you a little backstory about my thoughty little dress right she's like
So the dress I was going to wear for my birthday was a little too small and there wasn't enough fabric.
So I got myself in a truck and went to Staten Doll's Gentleman's Club where I worked at for four years and bought myself this little dress, right?
She's like, nothing was going to stop my night.
And then she's like, I love the fact that they don't see me like Cardi B.
They still treat me like Camila.
Fun fact, that was my stripper name.
She looks good.
Dude, I did not know she had a different name.
She had the cakes out respectfully.
Yeah, she looks good.
That was her first birthday single.
So she went up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, not with offset.
Yeah, no, it was just, yeah, she's not without it.
But she's been single before.
Oh, well, yeah, and like a lot of things.
Recently single.
Camilla has a really nice name.
It is, but I'm just thinking, like, why Camilla of all names?
Yeah, I thought maybe they'd be using.
Camila Cabello?
A lot of she's not her real name either.
Yeah.
So I would think.
Belcalis or Belcalis.
A lot of strippers change their name.
Yeah.
I think all strippers change their name.
Yeah, there's some of them that.
I know, but I don't know why I thought like maybe her name.
name was still like Cardi as the stripper.
I never, I never questioned it.
It could make sense.
Yeah, yeah. But she might have changed names to a different club.
It's like all character building kind of right?
Yeah.
Like she's at the club, like she's one kind of person.
Yeah.
She wanted to not be that anymore.
So then she became a rapper.
So she's like, okay, I need to change my name to be.
Right.
Then when she goes home, she's Belcalis to her family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, but if you had, if you were a stripper Victor, what would your stripper
Victor?
Stripper Victor.
What?
There's a way to find out supposedly have you
done that one?
No.
The test? Yeah.
It's supposed to be your P-star name.
Your P-star name.
What?
No, stripper name too.
Oh, okay, okay.
It could be whatever you wanted to be.
Yeah.
I have a striper name for that.
So you actually have thought of your P-star name.
No, but if it was like the, no, but I heard that before.
It's like the street that you grew up on.
So it's the name of your first pet.
Yeah.
And followed by the name of the street you live on or lived on.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
Okay.
If we're going by that, then it would.
What is your striper name?
My name would be tequila Eastwood.
Aiden?
That sounds like one.
Let me do the stage.
Tequila Eastwood.
What's talking you wanted a strip to?
What's wrong?
Give me one that would be in the system.
Bojangos.
Bojangos.
I stole it.
Backing it up?
I stole it.
Yeah.
No, I like it.
Who wants to be the strip club DJ?
All right.
Ready?
What was it?
Tequila Eastwood.
Okay.
Tequila Eastwood.
All right.
Coming to the stage.
Get your ones ready because Tequila Eastwood is coming up.
Right.
No.
Emphasis on the wood.
Is that an elephant G string we see?
Whoa.
Why are you imagining him like that?
Okay.
Maximo.
Mom would be, it's not as good as that one.
It's a Mikey Haskell.
What?
Shut of Haskell.
Oh, Mike.
You're talking?
No, that was a bunny I had.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, first pet.
Mikey Haskell.
I like it.
Like, not Magic Mike.
Haskell Mike.
Haskell Mike.
Haskell Mike.
What's your song?
What's your strip song?
I'll just do pit bull tomma.
It's all of our songs, so just the simple song?
Give it to me, brother.
What was it?
Mike Haskell.
Mike Haskell, yeah.
Mikey Haskell.
Yeah.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, Mikey Hascoe is coming to the stage.
Get those dollars ready.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Shambisae!
Shiki Shidi'i!
All right, girl.
Maximo's name reminds me of the scene in Talladega Nights where he said,
I used to be an adult film star and my name was Mike Hancho.
Angie, what would be your name?
Oh my God, mine.
Mine would be Poncho, Little Mini.
What?
That was the street name that I grew up in.
Little Minnie Street.
Why don't I feel like she's mispronialized?
Yeah, there's something off there.
It's like Lemini.
It's M-I-N-N-I-E.
Mini, little mini.
There was big mini and little mini.
Jesus.
I, by but not.
Your name is like to me as well.
Little Minnie.
Yeah.
It's on Emory.
Okay, spell it again.
Spell it again.
M-I-N-N-I-E.
M-I-N-N-I-E.
So, come to the stage,
Poncho for all the little minis in here.
What's your song?
What's your Sturm song?
I was gonna say Kelly Rowland, motivation.
Hey, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
You thought of this before.
Oh, I did, I did.
My name was going to be Fantasia.
Fantasia.
Fantasia.
All right.
Can you do that?
Coming to the stage.
Puncho mini.
Foncho, little mini.
Get the Hilton points ready.
Get the dollars ready.
Oh, ha, library.
Library, make some noise.
That's crazy.
You want to go great or do you want me to go?
I'll go.
I already have my actual shipper name, so it's fine.
Go ahead, go ahead.
No, I thought about this.
Yeah, I've thought about every single name I can have.
But go ahead.
Okay, mine would be Captain Fairfield.
That's right.
Captain Fairfield?
You would wear like a hat.
Because that was my first dog name, Captain.
A Sailor hat?
Yeah, yeah.
And then Fairfield is where we live down, okay?
Hit it, Greg.
Let's the song.
Hit it, Greg.
Hold on.
These are really hard songs to smell.
Hold that.
Let me get her.
Captain Fairfield.
Okay, go, go, go.
Coming to the stage.
Your captain,
R.
Not that captain.
I'm like a captain,
dog.
You want to salute this captain right here.
Get the dollars ready,
the flies ready.
Because on Fairfield,
we're taking it down.
You have to say,
I'm the captain now.
I'm your captain now.
All right, Greg.
What is your step for name?
Your first pet's name and the street you lived on, your first street.
Okay, my pet's first name was Beethoven.
You're a liar.
Your first pet's name is Beethoven?
Beethoven, yeah, Beethoven and then my street that I live on, Lambert.
Lived, lived.
Lived on.
Like, your first street.
Don't be giving away your street.
Yeah.
I've always lived here.
Yeah.
Live done.
What's one that you, like your first?
Greenleaf.
Okay, Beethoven Greenleaf.
Sounds like, like.
Yeah.
Sounds like.
You sound like a senator.
Yeah.
What's your song?
Mine is the Doja Cat song.
The like you.
What is it called?
I forgot that.
Is it called like you?
I think so.
Like you.
Like you.
I know.
Streets.
Streets.
Okay.
And then Vic, I want you to announce it like your Hispanic heritage month.
Voice.
Hold on.
Let me bring it up, though.
Are you sure it's called streets?
It should be called streets.
Back to the streets, sweetie?
Sure, we'll do that one too.
I'll be back to the street.
Oh, yeah, it's called streets.
No, that one's not on here.
No, no, no, no.
All right, we'll think of another one.
Yeah, come on, think of another one.
Drake, Marvin's room.
That is so sad.
You'll dance to slow.
Mike, are you ready?
Estos list, amigo.
Okay, go.
Okay, eston list.
for Beethoven Greenlee.
Oh my God, this is sad.
Oh, my God, you killed the bike.
You don't have to do this.
It's right.
Do get up the stage, bro, it's all right.
Beethoven, Greenlee.
Yeah, thank you for that, Angie,
and thank you for that Cardi B.
Thank you, Cardi B, Ms. Camilla over there.
Angie, if you had to,
you have a stripper name chosen.
Well, I was really thinking about it.
Yeah, I was thinking it would be Fantasia
because it makes a lot of.
you're never mind.
You leave her alone.
You let her be, okay?
She is a Latino.
Okay, she is someone's flavor.
Okay, whatever.
Okay, that was, I was thinking about it.
My stripper name would be nickels and dimes
because there's a backstory to it.
I don't know if you want me to tell it,
but there's a backstory to nickels and dimes.
I used to go outside when I was a kid
and like my little tantas.
If you want me to tell it, no one said, yes.
Go ahead.
Let us answer.
Yeah.
I would go outside as a little kid
and my little tantanas,
go in the middle of the street and wiggle my thing
and be like, Nichols and dives and dives and dimes.
You're lying, Greg.
So I can ask everybody in my neighborhood.
I don't think anybody will make that way.
They still call me Nichols and Diamond to this day.
That's crazy.
All right.
But why would you do that while you did that?
Because I was a little kid.
I was like, look at my little thing.
Dun, ninn, ninn, niggins.
Yo.
Scrolling with the homies.
The homie?
Gregory.
You might have to watch your kids because they might have you thrown in jail.
What?
I always knew.
I was going to be horre.
Do you think it's going to be horrid?
What?
What?
What?
Why didn't he give?
I don't know, because he's just, he's just that guy.
He's turned up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to watch out for him?
Well, there's a video going viral on social media right now because of this million-dollar question that has everybody thinking twice about their decision.
I want you guys to listen to the question first and really think what your decision would be because I already know mine.
Like, I know my decision would be.
Well, because you heard the video.
To have a kid or to leave it?
No, no.
No, not that.
Why you bring kids into this?
I want you to listen, that's why.
Listen to this question.
They give you 50 million.
right but your mom got to go to jail for a year
what you're doing?
I can't look at go to jail
I can't let I go to jail
You gotta pass up?
Yeah
Hey I respect that
I can't do it
I respect that
Yes sir
50 million dollars
Now he's a good son
Or your mom goes to jail
Yeah
50 million
Yeah
For year
Do you see how sweet your mom is
And nice
Yeah but you know how rich
You know how rich
Yeah but 50 million
Yeah after your mom
We'll be rich
Come on just do it
Well you gotta make sure
Like your mom is built for it
Yeah she could do it
For example, my mom will be just fine if she goes back to jail.
She'll make it?
No, probably goes back to her.
She'll be fine.
Okay.
She'll honestly, like, she'll honestly start running stuff in there.
Like, knowing my mom.
She's very organized.
So what you're saying is you'll send her off.
We're going to be well off after this.
She'll probably volunteer.
She'll be like, I'll do it here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the money's not yours.
I can't wait to see Tiffany again.
I'll go back.
Yeah.
Yeah, she'll do it.
She's tough.
My mom is built for tough.
Okay.
50, is it 50 million?
Which parent goes in?
My mom.
My dad would not last in jail.
Your mom will?
Yeah, my mom would last.
You would rather your mom going to jail than your dad goes to?
My mom is a thug.
She might not look like it, but she's a thug.
I concur.
She's a lady still.
But like Vick said, she'll probably run it.
Like she'll get to be in.
My dad tries to make peace everywhere he goes, so I don't think he'll.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm sorry, Eli.
Yeah.
Me?
Maximo, your mom or your dad?
My dad's probably more bill for it.
Yeah.
and, you know, people he'll roll with is a little more peaceful.
Your mom can start like a prayer group in there, though.
True.
People he will roll with.
Your father is Salvadorian.
No, he's Mexican.
Oh, he's my, okay.
No, but, you know, he's born in Mexico, and he doesn't speak very good English.
That's why I would do my dad, too.
There's certain things that.
No, no, no, there's a certain community of men.
Yeah.
They kind of get the respect like, hey, he's not a part of this.
Yeah.
Let them be.
Yeah.
It'd be straight.
That'd be all of our parents, no?
Angie, your parents were sure.
Probably not Big's dad.
Oh, true.
Probably definitely not Biggs Dad.
No, my dad has spent his whole life trying to stay out.
Can't make him go in.
You're volunteering your mom?
Yes.
No, but we're saying like that community that me and, me and Maximore are talking about,
your dad wouldn't be in the community.
No, my dad got in.
No, no, his dad had definitely.
He got in way too many fights when he was younger.
He'll run into some old people.
He used to see, like, no.
Our dads are the faisas, and he's like, they're fine.
They call my mom La Crazy Weta.
I'm like, that should be good at prison.
Like, Jerry has her name.
The what?
Like, Angelica.
Mom or dad, who you're throwing in jail for 15 million?
I think they would patatus in jail.
They're old, and they're both diabetic, and my dad has heart problems.
Yeah.
You get healthcare in theory, bro.
What does what that this mean?
Die.
You see it, iceberg.
Yeah.
I've never heard that before in my life.
Lettie, who you're locking up, Latte?
My dad.
Your dad, he'll be good.
Yeah, be sure.
Yeah, he told me before when he went, when he had went, he went to county.
Like, they were really cool with him.
And in fact, like, his celly was like a maid man.
Yeah.
And, like, they did something to my dad.
Like, they didn't treat him right.
And the Sally went to war for my dad and then got extra years.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I don't think I should have.
As long as.
But, yeah, he's good.
As long as they don't mention.
Like, that's a people person, dog.
Yeah, he's cool.
As long as they don't mention that they're in there for 50 million, we're good.
Oh, you're right, right.
Because then they're going to end up in there for life.
Extortion.
All right.
Well, thanks for that, Greg.
Your mom's got to watch out.
You're going to watch out.
We'll be rich.
Keep it here.
Start one of six.
