Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 322. That Woman Can't Watch My Kids! | Brown Bag Mornings (10/18/24)

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

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Brownback Morning's Power 106. Yeah. It's Friday. Yes, it is. Is it our pay date? No. Don't worry. As your future mayor, I might change that.

Oh, look, yes, I'm glad you brought that up, Michael. Thank you. I wanted to talk about this. So if anybody listens to the show, they know that I am the one that can be rented and not bought. What do you mean? That's my thing. Okay, whenever I meet some people and I'm like, I don't know about them. And then I meet them.

you know what? Great person. Great guy. All these things, right? I'm the one that can be easily swayed. Yeah. Oh yeah, we've seen it. Maximo is trying to outdo me being easily swayed in every way.

I am not easily swayed. You just told me you would sign to Drake. Oh, yes. No. I didn't say that. Who would it? If Drake ever reached out and wanted to sign ATM Denny, I'd consider it. Nobody even asked you that.

Nobody asked you that. We were having a conversation about Chino Pagas. And his album and how he made a record for Drake and Ovio. Yes, we'll get more into that on Warner Bros. Grants. Yes. And I'm like, dude, that's my thing. That's the type of things I would say. You're going to see ATM Danny Ovio, October's Valley's own?

Yes. Sure. Then you're having dinner with political people. Hey, yeah, yeah, we don't talk about those things. As your future mayor, we don't talk about those things. He's like Superman in one place and then like, what is it? Like, you put the glasses on and you're somebody else? And then I just told him this other thing about I was like, you know what, I don't really like this place.

And he's like, well, you know, I'm just trying to be cool with them. Bro, you're such a politician. When did you become a politician? I'm born a politician. I just realized that. You are a natural politician. Yes, I am. I'm here for the community.

Don't you guys hate when you're doing something and then someone sees it and does it way better? Yeah, that's how I feel right now, Maxie Ball. When the future becomes a student or the student becomes a teacher? Yeah, yeah. No, he was just camping out. ever played Call of Duty? He was just camping out. I've been in the Goulog too long, right?

Watching you get murked, and then all of a sudden he just rises and does you what you did way better. Yeah, he takes the winning kill. That's what I'm saying. That's exactly how it feels right now. Listen, I grew up in the Goulog. So after you grow up there and you're born in there, you get out the trenches, man. You're making me so mad right now, bro.

Well, as your future mayor, don't be mad. As your future mayor slash OVO representative, slash shitty councilman, slash shoe store owner, slash everything. Hopefully, hopefully. And on top of that, scammer. Yes, yes. And you know what he's still going to do? He's still going to come and clock in.

I'm Brownback morning, he's part of 106, every single morning. Talk about it in the morning. Talk about the laws I'm going to pass. And tell us that, oh, you shouldn't talk about this because this could damage my constituency. What the hell, bro? I'm sick of you, man.

Yeah, thank you, man. Well, if you're a future mayor, vote for me anyway. Maximo for mayor. Yes. As your current person that's driving the car on this show, Fuerra, Fuera! Fuerra, Fuerra! I got the power now, Mike has the power now.

We're going to change that when I'm in office. The time has come for this. Nom Nom Nom. Nom, nom, num news. Maximo. Laze. Lays chips has decided to do a competition, a contest, called Duos of flavor, almost like doos of favor.

And what it is is that it's having content. Contestants submit their own flavors for a chance to win $1 million. So you make up your own flavor. Yes. But you don't have to like concoct it in a lab or anything, right? I mean, I don't necessarily think you have. I don't know. I don't have those resources.

Yeah. I have lots of ideas. Yeah. I'm just filled with ideas. You just think of a flavor, but you can't think of how to make it. Exactly. Yeah. It's actually just like the idea.

You don't even have to make, give it to them like that. Okay. But it's up to them to execute it. It's up to them to execute it. I have the best flavor. And you have up to 10 chances, like 10 ideas you can submit. I got one. Ready?

I'm going to go on my first one. You can submit 10 ideas daily. 10 ideas daily? My first one, smoked barbecue bacon. Okay. Check if that's not already a thing. Smoke barbecue bacon? I don't know about chips, though.

That's what I'm saying. In chips, smoked barbecue bacon chips. Sounds good, right? Yeah. Sounds convincing. If you're smoked out. I was thinking the other direction. I was thinking more like sweet stuff.

Oh sweet? I was thinking like chocolate chip chips. Like a lay, but it would just be like sweet. I've never had like that consistency and like be for it to be sweet. His European side is coming out. Yeah, chocolate chip chip. Chip that's kind of crazy. What about a caramel macchiato chip?

Okay. You know, go to the coffee route. All right. Sprink it with little caffeine. Put five shots of the espresso on it. Yeah. Per back. I'm in.

Give me 100 of them right now. I need more. We might need to figure out how much espresso because Greg might. He's going to Odie on it. I got it. Smoked out espresso. Everything just has smoked out in front of it. Sold.

Give me 15 of them right now. Imagine smoke cookies or something like that. Angie, what are you thinking? I was honestly thinking something with Chile. But I'm like, okay, that I got it. I got it. No, no, I got it. Pepino with tahin flavor.

Whoa. Actually? Actually? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Tell me what else. No, no, no, no, no. What about buffalo wing chips? What about buffalo wings? I think they have those. Buffalo wings? They taste like buffalo wings? Cheetos made them.

I feel like they made that. And as long as Maximo doesn't have a relationship with them, I can be honest. Not the best. Not the best. It was good that they tried, right? Yeah. What about like a chip with egg flavor? Egg.

Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think of meals. Oh, that would be Mona's favorite. Like a breakfast chip? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah. Because look, in the past, like they have had, because they've had this contest before. Like they took like a seven-year gap break, right?

And the past, they've had the Southern biscuits and gravy when before. And they also had cheesy garlic bread. No, you guys, I got it. I got it. Wevos con weiny flavor. With chorizo. Yes. You guys are.

That chorizo and chips. Oh, my God. I'm so infancy. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. D tortilla flavor chips. Honestly.

That's what chips are. Oh, that's Doritos. That's potato. Honestly, my idea with peppino and tahin is probably the best idea. What? It's bro. What? That's my idea. You said that?

Yeah. No, I don't remember. As you're married? Oh, my God. I'm on your side of here, my mom. I heard you say first. You want 50%? Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah. Bro. You got a swindler to love to me. What the hell, bro? We're going to get rich anyway. We don't need them. We don't. We don't.

We don't. We don't need them. Ours is going to be a hit. Yeah. Yeah, ours is worldwide. Yeah. I feel like who likes chorizo with. And we have some shout-outs.

Yes, we do. Ivan from Alabama wants to shout out his wife, Lettie. Ivan. Ivan. What are you doing over there, Ivan? What you're doing over there, Ivan? He probably does talk like that. He does.

He does. He has a microphone for it. I'm going to say his love note in his accent. Oh, yes, yes. I love you, and I hope you have a great, wonderful day today. That's how he sounds. Life is like a box of chocolate. That's horrible.

He wants to shout at his wife, Leti. He says, I love you, and I hope you have a wonderful day. And he wants to give a shout out to his son, Troy. I'm about to sim that dude, right? I'm Ivan. He sends one every two weeks. I know. True.

I'm going to simp you out. You're making me look bad, homie. That's his wife. My girl's probably like, you're on radio every day. You don't know what I'm here? Have you ever shot? Oh, you have. You were sent for three weeks straight.

I was. And he wants to give a shout out to his son, Troy, the Hooper from me. making ProVisions, AAU, 10U. Let's go. And got sponsored by Ethica. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got sponsored by Ethica. That's dope, man. Shout out the Ethica fan.

Yes. And then birthdays, Christian wants to wish his girlfriend a happy birthday shootout. He wants to tell her, have an amazing birthday. He's part of what she has done and accomplished. And he said, I love you, Pookie. Pookey. All right. And then Haley wants a birthday shout out.

She turns 22. She's from the Bay Area. Hi birthday, Haley. 22. She's from the Bay Area and she listens every day. Yeah. Shout out the Yay Area. Like that. To the people that Voddy water is back. And that's it.

Wait, I got a shout-out. Desiree has a birthday shout-out. She says, happy 14th birthday. My Leah, you're such a beautiful young woman. Tia loves you very much. And then I also have a shout-out for the homies Eric, which is Los Angeles Donuts, and the homie Jonathan, aka Watson. It's their birthday.

They're twins? No, it's the homie since we were like in middle school. And they just shared a birthday like that? And I actually had a birthday to my brother-in-law, Felipe. All three of them have the same. Wow. Yeah. They all kick it together on their birthday?

Sometimes. Yeah? What? I'm not going to share a birthday with another man, but all right, go ahead. That's crazy. I'm just joking. What? What are you do?

In those gatherings. It's only my birthday only. Talk about what you were saying on your face with someone. You'll find out somebody else has the same birthday as you, you're like, now you know. It's one of those things like. It's like walking around somewhere and somebody has the same shirt as you, you're like, that is the worst feeling.

Isn't it? Isn't it? No. Are you trying to look the other way like you didn't see them? Bro, this happens sometimes with like my homies. Yeah. They walk in out the house or if I'm picking them, I'm like, hey, bro, go back. Go back inside change.

I feel like it's worse when it's a stranger. Yeah. Sometimes they'll be excited about it. They'll be like, bro, same shirt. And you're like, I'm like, I thought I did something with this fit. Don't look at me right now, bro. together and I was confident about it. Exactly.

Right. You ruined my whole vibe. I'm leaving. When I found out my brother's best friend since, like, middle school had the same birthday as me, I was devastated. Right? Yeah, I was like, oh, I did the same birthday as me. That's a thing. No, it's not.

Literally, I share birthdays with Letty's sister. Monica. Oh, you know, you know you don't like it that much. Yeah. No, I don't mind. You wish you had her own birthday. I guess because I. Letties are here.

No, no, listen. Yeah. You can be honest. Because of my dad's birthday is the day before. So I'm used to always sharing it. I see. I have the same birthday as two of my girl cousins that are like sisters and not twins, but they're girls, so it's cool.

Do you guys celebrate together? Yeah. Weird. But it's my birthday. Everybody knows it's really my birthday. You know how big celebrates with his cousins, guys. Yeah. Oh.

Oh. You got to relax. I'll make you feel very uncomfortable because they're both enrage. Whoa. All right. Take it back. Exactly. We need to shoot out.

We need a shoot out. Yes, for her birthday. Let's do it. Ready? Yeah. Pugh. Wait. Oh, sorry.

I was waiting for you guys to go. Blaka, blacka, blacka, blacka. Bracka. Brom bam, bam. Bam. Bam. Boom. Bam.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Word on Rosecrans. What's the word? Word on Rosecrans. Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans.

The word is. Drake, Fuerza Regida, and Chinopakasca's collab is finally out now. All the goats. All the goats. All the goats. All right. Look. Chinon Pacas.

album that's Sigen L' Pacas is out now and his much teased

collab with Drake titled Molo Kappon is finally out now as well. And you know

we've seen the relationship grow since last year when they were spotted in the club together

yeah you know Chino was in Drake's section and we were just like wow

what is this what is so random Drake is is tapped into Mexican regional

and not only that it's like at the time that was like underground Mexican

region for sure you know what I'm not a not a lot of people knew about him at the time.

So then it was rumored that they did a deal together, you know, and now it's all confirmed. He does have a project under PFL, which is one of Drake's new labels. And now the song is out, and I'm going to play a few snippets of Drake with his Spanish-speaking self. It's doing.

All right. Listen to this. All right, so that's one of the parts. All right, Drake. All right, Drake. Listen, it's one of those things I hate to say. It's like, I don't like it in the beginning. But I know the more you hear the song,

then you're going to be like, you're going to be singing with him? Yeah. But Drake never import anything. He said it's that line. Drake? He never imported anything. No.

He imported himself because he's an immigrant to this country. Yeah, he's chill, chill, chill. There's the other parts of him. him speaking Spanish, other other parts of them play part two of Drake in Spanish. I'm bumping that tonight. Hell no. It's a banger. But does Drake make it better?

Hell no. JOP killed us. Jopi Chino Pacas absolutely did a great job. The part where I do give Drake credit is like you're shining a light, you know, on people that wouldn't maybe know who Chino Pacas and whatever he that are. That's like, that cannot be ignored, right? Yeah at all. Definitely shining a light on Mexican regional in general kind of like the same way when he did a song with Baddollinger. Bunny at the time.

Yeah. For sure. And it was a hit. It was a hit. No, that was a hit for sure. That's literally been the only time that Drake has killed it in Spanish. I'm sorry, but when I heard that, I was just like, fool, I need to see the lyrics.

What the heck? I didn't know what he was saying at first. I had to go back and read it because I'm like, what are you talking about? Funny part is he's just repeating parts of like the lyrics of Chino Pacas and JOP. So it's like not really many original lyrics on his end. He's just singing his version of. Which I'm sure is a challenge. in itself.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Catching the B with a different cadence you've never practiced. Yeah. And then still trying to have like that strong like tone. Exactly. That's why you see like JOP, like you could feel how he outweighs Drake's vocals. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure because they, Drake is on, it's in their lead.

Yeah. That's why. And but like the part that kind of upset me is like, all right, Drake, you can do every single accent just fine. But you can't do the Spanish one. We've heard him talk Jamaican. We've heard them talk British. Right. We hear him talk Canadian.

You know what I'm saying? He even does like a Houston kind of like thing. And it's like, all right, with this, he's having a lot of trouble. Yeah. With the Mexican regional sound. But I think it's fun. The way they're doing it, it sounds fun. How does that sound like he's trying hard?

Like to me, it's just like he's trying so hard. Yeah. It sounds like it's like to me. It's like he's just having fun. Like you said, he's repeating the lyrics. It's like he's just doing it just to. So then get him out of the song. Like I love that song, especially Drake's part when it's on mute.

But listen. Like, at the end of the day, Drake's name being on this song is going to get this song like the most views. It's going to bring a new audience. So it's like, even as an artist, when you have an artist that maybe you'd be like, man, that verse wasn't that great or he didn't sound that good. If the name is good, you're good. Yeah. I don't think so. I get what you're saying.

But to me it's kind of like, it's like he has like a downward trajectory with making these Spanish songs because he first did the song. with Romeo Santos. Yeah. Mia. No, that's bad bunny. Oh, wait, no, sorry. Mia. He did.

No, he did. No, he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was Drake and Romo Santos. It was good, right? Mia, Mia, Mia. And then he did the song. That's bad bunny.

Which one was it? You're thinking of the bad bunny Romano Santos song. Sorry. No, but there was another song. There was another song that Drake did Romo Santos. No, he just, which one is that one? Odiio. Odio.

Odio. Odio. Odi Odie. Yeah. That one was good. Yeah. That one was good. Then he did the song with Bad Bunny.

Mia. Yeah. He did those two. Those two were really good. Big records. Right? Then, since then he did another song with Bad Bunny. It was terrible.

It was really, really bad. Gently. Yes. And now he's doing this song and it's not as good. Heck yeah. Did you not hear the translation? What he was saying, he's been the boy for 50 years. He's not even 50.

That was a good song. He's not even 50. It was bad. It was really bad. So that's what the thing is, it's like, it's getting worse. It's not getting better. I think it would be getting a little better, but it's not. I don't want to see any of you guys post this song on your story then.

I'm not. I don't want to see anything. It's okay. I already found a new favorite song on Chino's album. But coincidentally, he made a Corrido about Drake. What? An entire Corrido about Drake. It's called Thres Lettras OVO.

I'm going to play a little snippet of it for you guys right here. Okay. Absolutely no Drake vocals on here But he's telling Drake's story You know, saying, And Niño me ya, whatever, like, hardly anybody No Me Connoce and stuff like that So that's one thing that's cool about like,

I mean, I think everybody does it It's like storytelling. Yeah. But like in Mexican regional, that's like a big deal Where people get artists to do a song about it. Yeah, but the people that they talk about it Like Guzman's and people like that. Yeah, yeah.

I don't say no names. People in different businesses. So I love that he did this song about Drake. Drake was not involved in it. You know what I'm saying? It was all Chino writing a corrido about him. That's awesome. And it made him sound very cool.

Yeah, for sure. It's cool. He's referencing, it's referencing, you know, like his, his homies, Chubs, Future the Prince, Oliver, stuff like that. They're all mentioned in the song. And it's like, okay, we're from the north. It's almost the Norte, stuff like that. I was like, that's fire.

And I love just the whole cadence of the song. So I already, I don't have to go back to that song. I got a new one. Yeah, that one's a good record. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to see me in the clubs playing that. Yeah. Do it.

I'm dropping it. Drop it. All right. And make sure you have subtitles for when Drake talks. Or actually, you know what? Just skip that whole section. No, no. It's impossible.

It's like four bars. Yeah. They remake it. Because it is a bang your song. Like, I really like it is. It is. But then the Drake part is like, you want a non-remix?

Remove him, it just goes quiet. All right, look, Tyler the creator is dropping a new album, October 28th, and he's staying true to changing the norm. All right? So Tyler's back with a brand new album titled Chromacopia, and he has began the rollout,

dropped a new single and a video titled St. Chroma. But what people are buzzing the most about is the release date, because it's Monday, October 28th, which is something he's been wanting change about the music industry for a while. Yes. Everybody drops on Fridays and he wants to change it from dropping on the weekends to the

weekdays and listen to him talk about why music shouldn't drop on the weekends. I think we should put music out again on Tuesdays instead of Fridays for some reasons. What do y'all think? So my reasoning is I know people think because of the weekend, they could listen to stuff and streams go up and the streaming people are like, oh, streams go up on a weekend. But I think it's a lot of passive listening at parties or people get the time to go to the gym so they're not really listening. And people on the weekends, they want to chill and just hang out.

So they're not really listening. But I think if you put it out during the week, man, that commute to work or that commute to school or just whatever that is, you really have those, that hour or 30 minutes to really dive in. Yeah, I think he made a lot of great points. He did. I've actually, I don't know who I was telling the same thing to. I was like, for me, I always like with like Nanny, I always tell him Wednesdays.

Yeah. We like agree on Wednesdays because I do it. feel like during the week as much as it feels like you're not out and you're not getting like maybe those club plays or those party plays, you're actually getting those plays where people are actually tuning in and listening to what you're saying, listening to the production and all that aspect of the music. My favorite thing used to be to go to Best Buy on Tuesdays and buy the new albums. Like Tuesday morning, I'll go see, all right, this new album's out, buy two of them, something

like that, put them in the car, listen to them. And I'm like, oh, by the weekend, I have the lyric memory. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? That's what happened to me. Like the last future mixtape that came out. Yeah. Came on a Friday.

I listened to like maybe two or three songs, but I was so busy that I didn't get to listen to them. Yep. And then by Monday I was like, oh man, I have to go back and listen to all over it again. So it should make, it makes sense to drop it more during the week. Yeah. I agree. Because you get distracted by the weekend. Yeah, the whole weekend.

But if you guys remember, that used to be the norm like back, I think I want to say that Beyonce is the one that first started doing it. Like the norm was dropping it Tuesday. And then Beyonce, I forgot what album that she dropped it starting, she changed. the whole thing. B-Day, maybe? I think so, 2013. Yeah. Or the Beyonce album?

Mm-hmm. She changed it to dropping on Friday. And ever since that, like, people started dropping Friday. Ah, okay, yeah. And that's the thing, too. It's like, now everybody drops on Friday. So there's so much competition when it comes to like. Oh, yeah.

It gets oversaturated. Hey, listen to my song. Listen to my song. I'm like, I don't know, bro. Like, you have to sit there and download four albums a night and decide which one I'm going to listen to. Yeah, or just see, like, what new albums dropped because there's so much music. You don't even realize like, whoa, this artist dropped? Like, I didn't even know that because it just gets flooded.

And obviously, you know, the bigger artists get the front page. Yeah, absolutely. Start dropping on a Wednesday at 11 a.m. Just at a random time. Yeah, I agree. I'm cool. I'm cool with that. It really does make sense because, like, Tyler said, it's like you have the whole commute driving to work, driving back home to actually listen.

Exactly. I got an hour and a half. 11 a.m. Just perfect time. Yeah, perfect time. Before that, it's not a good time. Before that, no. You don't want to give you bad luck and you wouldn't want that.

You should maybe tune in to Power 106. Yeah, exactly. Every morning, Power 106. We'll be here. We'll be here. Yeah, all right. Well, that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by a local Southern California Toyota dealers.

I'm Rose Cranz vick for Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? The Los Angeles Dodgers. How about them Dodgers?

Got the dub last night? 10 to 2. Maximus. here covering for Letty. Yes, I am here covering for Letty. And last night, the Dodgers whooped on the Mets, Berg, if you're listening. 10 to 2.

Where's Grimmus now? How much? 10 to 2. 10? Yes. And it was, I mean, the games got off to an amazing start with, because the lineup got changed. Otani was put to bat first.

Oh, yeah. And started the game off with a home run. Wow. This series is looking bad for the Mets. Like that's why. Like everybody, the Mets were on fire, that's why. They were like hot. Everybody was like, the Mets are definitely going to beat the Dodgers.

The minute that Shohay hit that home run, I knew what kind of game was going to be. Yeah, 100%. When we score early, we're dang near unstoppable. Like, I was like, okay, all right, boom. Home run. I was like, all right. Now everybody else is going to be activated. Yeah.

And do their thing. And I was right. I was right. You know what? Tell the future. When I saw that they won, I'm like, yes, Vic didn't go to the game. Only because it was in New York Yeah

I mean no you're not going to any more games I've never been to the World Series You are not going If I should go to one It should be game one Because they could bounce back from the loss You should not go to any Don't even watch it

You guys know me to be a selfish person right Yeah So I'm gonna selfishly go to one of the World Series games I'm gonna sit all the way up at the top All right I'm gonna pay $400 a seat But you're still there And I'm still be there

As your future mayor I would now allow you into Dodger Stadium You're the jinx I'm not the jinx Bro, you showed up and we got whooped Every game That's not true That's not true

And I feel like every time that you're out here Right here sitting right here saying like We're broadcasting You jinxed so please do not even Yeah, yeah please don't But the next game is today No No

No tomorrow Tomorrow? Yeah So it's tomorrow over here Yes All right I was just double training Why you guys are so mad at me for

I don't know Sorry you guys don't know know your own team then. No, I'm just wondering if it's some strays that you're ready to load up. No, I'm like looking at you expecting a stray.

No, I'm wondering, you know, just because you want to watch. No, I'm going to watch it to see if the Dodgers actually win. But that's what I'm like saying. Are you moody for them? Who would you rather woo for? Do you have to choose?

New York, of course. You're a liar, bro. The Subway series. Turn your hat. Come on. You're a liar. You go for Byron! Oh, actually, they do play today

at 2.08 p.m. Over there in New York. So the series could be over today. Yeah. And the Dodgers will be going on. Don't, don't, don't. All right. Okay.

You're one of the drinks. Damn it. All right. Well, I thought it. Well, you see. Don't do that. I don't know. I had Dodger thoughts.

I feel bad for Byrd because he was really confident. Bird? Yeah. No, I don't know. Yeah. He was really confident. He's like, oh, we're going to take the series. Oh, Andy.

Yeah. I should have, I should have bet that if the Mets lose, he has to shave his head. His head's already shaved. Oh, yeah. the homie bother you sorry burke yeah sorry well tune in the dodgers tonight that's right today 2.08 p.m. on the west coast the game could be over and the Dodgers

will know that they're going to the world series by like five six years I will tell you this every time where Greg wears a Dodger hat the Dodgers win so thanks thanks Greg don't take it off I'm sorry I'll stop worrying no appreciate you man I'm not jacking over that no all right thanks Maximo let's get it to Simper Pimp I mean simp of the week Simpa of the week

Sim of the week These are the nominees for the Simp of the week. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Our first nominee is Kailin Nicole, who is Travis Kelses' ex, but also had a different ex. And she went on Angel Reese's podcast and told the story about how she was being petty. Listen. I was dating a guy. Okay. I was dating a guy and he dumped me through a text message.

And he dumped me for this singer slash actress who was famous at the time. Dumped me for her. Lied about it for months. Then popped out with her. It became like this public thing. And it was like, oh my God, we love them. I know they're like celebrity iconic relationship. And the person that she was dating was Yaman Shumbert.

Oh. And it was when he got with Tiana Taylor. and they became this pretty big celebrity couple. She was assigned to good music. And he was playing on the Knicks. A big deal. And this is what she did in order to get revenge for him leaving her. So he breaks up with me, dumps me, moves on.

And for Halloween that year, I dressed up as her. She dressed up as Tiana Taylor. That is. As revenge. Yeah, that's wild. That's weird. That is the most weirdest thing I've ever heard of my life. She should have dressed up as boo-boo to foo because that's how I made it.

That's how I looked at her after that. Yeah, if you think that's revenge, it's really, it really seems like. Making yourself. That's cringe. That's super cringe. That's what it is. It's cringe. It's super cringe.

Okay. So that's the one nominee. Yes. Our next nominee is Rick Ross's ex. The boss. Christina Mackie. So we've talked about her in the past. Yeah.

And she just kind of simped all over Ross. All over him. She's definitely like a Simp All-Star. For sure. Simp all first team. She's all first team simp. Yeah, she's like the starting point guard. Exactly.

Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. And she was going on Instagram live. She was doing like to get ready and interacting with the people tuning into her. And someone asked her about Ross because she was in Miami. And this is her explanation about why Ross got in her life. To me, I just feel like God was like, hey, I need you to date this person real quick. So I can get you where you need to go.

You need to be in this city. She needs to be in Miami. No. With Ross. No, she didn't seem with Ross. No, she said God put Ross as like a speed bump in a sense to her life. No, like a stepping stone. I don't see that as, no.

I didn't simper that day. To me, it was just a stepping stone. Because look, I'll tell you why it's sim. Because going on IG Live, not that she shouldn't be allowed to go on IG Live. Right. Yeah, she tends to do that a lot. But I will tell you, as somebody who's been in some public relationships, when you break up with somebody, then you go on IG Live, you cannot control those comments.

For sure. You're reading them and you're reacting to them. So anytime that, like, I've gone on IG Live after a breakup or something, they always bring up an X. Yep. Right? They're always going to be, oh, what happened to this? What happened to this? What happened to that?

Which one is they ask you the most? Chicken nugget. Yeah. Okay. So it's like, that always happens, right? So I'm like, it doesn't happen anymore, thank God. But like that type of stuff, it's like I had to know. After the first time I did it, I'm like, okay, if I do this, they're going to be on here talking about this.

Obviously, Christina Mackey and Rick Ross way higher profile. So you've got to know. Most of people that, the reason why we even know her name, not to be messed up, but it's because of Rick Ross. Of Rick Ross, for sure. You know, she was posting about him and, you know, just being like, oh, like so Google Gaga over him, right? Yeah. So it's like going on IG Live is already simping itself because you know you're going to have to answer questions about him. Yeah.

And all a period of time, like maybe in a year or so. It is, though, because you got to know what you're getting yourself into. No, but even on like, yeah, you're right, it's not on her, right? But on Instagram live, it's not mandatory for you to reply to every single question. She could have easily skipped that question and gone to the next person to not even have to talk about it. Because the more you talk about it, the more people are going to discuss it. So she chose to answer that question. She could have moved on for me.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but then people were going to be questioning, well, what are you doing in Miami if you know Rick Gross is there. You can't question. What is an answer? You answer one? There's going to be a hundred more questions after that. And if she does, then they're going to start a narrative as well.

A narrative on somebody that nobody knows, they only know her because of him? Yeah. Yeah. If she stopped talking about it, then we'll stop talking about her. Unless she does something remarkable. There you go, which is possible. Yeah. You know.

And Rick Ross already moved on. He has a new girlfriend. That looks a lot like. He's the biggest boss. That he looks a lot like her. Like Christina Mackey. Have you seen her? A little bit.

A lot like her. Similar style. I don't know, maybe simple. Big Brother just has, he just has a time. Probably just a little less annoying. Like, what if I had Jew and you just didn't annoy me as much? She's cute. Our next nominee is the fourth favorite Spider-Man.

Andrew Garfield. The fourth coming in fourth place in Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield. Just real quick, throughout the week, we had had this argument where who's the best actor in Spider-Man. Spider-Man, and a majority was that Andrew Garfield was fourth place. No. I think in terms of like the best, the best most well-known Spider-Man, right? Yeah.

So it's Toby McGuire. Yes. Because that's the original Spider-Man. Yeah. All right. Number one. Tom. Tom Holland.

Yep. Because he's a huge movie star. The most popular Spider-Man now. Humongous movie star. What are you 14? Like, no. What do you mean? No.

He was in all the Avengers. Yes. After he got the Spider-Man role. He died in Tony Stark's arms. Like, come on. Beautiful. Don't make me cry. Yeah, yeah, please.

Bro, I'm a tear to him right now. Miles Morales. Oh, my God, legendary. Miles Morales. Yeah. Bro. Third. Incredible.

Across the Spider-Verse, like, come on. Yeah. My son had a Miles Morales birthday party last year. Fire. See? Has anyone ever had an Andrew Garfield Spir-Mats party? He had the best suit. Never, never, never.

He had the best Spider-Bet suit. There's never been one Andrew Garfield. birthday party. Ever. It's Spider-Man. He's just his birthday. Well, Andrew Garfield, he recently announced that he was going to go on the chicken shop day show with Amelia Demoldenburg.

And she's one of those, like, quirky interviewers who kind of, like, flirts with the... British. Yeah, she flirts with the guest. And throughout the, like, the last, like, four years, her and Andrew have had interesting, like, interactions. She's been, not even on the show. Like, more like red carpet. She's kind of been shooting her shot.

Yeah, and throughout, like, he's, you know, he's dated and done of these things. But, like, every time they get together, their interaction is interesting. Listen. Interesting. You feel great. What? Yeah, I think you're great. Do you know what I am?

You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. Chicken shop things. No. I've been trying to get a date with you for a while. I have not gotten that. I'm asking that right now.

But you do date a lot of things. Yeah. Oh, no, it's wonderful. It's just like, I don't know. I just feel less special, I guess. No way, you are the most special. You know what I was just thinking? Yeah, they're flirty.

Toby McGuire would never have time for a chicken shop date. Yes. He's too busy. Too busy. Or Tom Holland. Yeah. Maybe my husband is. Maybe, yeah, yeah, exactly.

What? No, you guys are... I know. What are you going to say right now? Yeah. One movie coming out. He said multiple. What's crazy is that you guys don't know his backstory is he took time off to, I forgot

why he took time off so now he's back doing movies again. That makes sense why he's fourth then. Yeah. Time off. No, he was such a good spider man. I really liked that one. It was with Emmett. Like if you're an athlete and you take time off you don't even get rated. Exactly. Well, this is not sports. This is acting. This is the title of the movie is called the Amazing Spider-Bad. All of them are amazing. Yeah.

Amazing Spider-It's amazing how he's in fourth place. According to you guys. According to the world. We speak for the world. That's right. No, you don't. Okay, all right. So the Simpa of the Weeks is Kayla Nicole, Christina Mackey, and... Andrew Garfield, the Forrest Vetterman.

Andrew Garfield. Drumroll, please. Drumroll. Which one is it? That's wild. Andrew is not... Who is it? The Simpa of the Week goes to.

He doesn't even know... The Forrest Spider-Man! Oh! Hey! He finally got first! Yeah! He got first! I was honestly going to give it to Christina Mackey, but I felt bad for him.

Yeah, I'm going to give it to him. So he can be first place. Yeah. Hopefully in this. Let's ask him how he feels about being the best. Oh, my God. The best of something. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Gabriel needs our help. Gabriel. All right, Gabriel sent us a DM and said,

Hey, Brownback, please help me. I went out with the boys this past weekend to the quote-unquote library, if you know what I mean. I don't. What does that mean? It's an establishment. The ones to read books? It's not the one when you check up books? Oh, you studied it.

Oh, I know that library. An establishment off the freeway. Off the 91. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lots of big books. Yeah, they have a lot of books there. A lot of good books. Yeah, very thick.

Yes, very thick books. Have you guys been there? Reportedly, allegedly, I've had people that have gone there before. Do you need a membership to check out books? From there, but I've never actually been inside. Did you ever? Did you ever? Did you?

Did you? Did you? I've checked out some books from there, but I've never actually been inside. I never used my library card. Oh, okay. You never select the card? No, no, it was more of like because you would open the book

and see it was already there. You couldn't find the book you wanted. That's it. I found the book I wanted. Then I wanted to take it out of the library permanently, but then I put it back. Oh, you returned it. I returned it.

Oh, you returned my library book. You put your name where it says, like, put your name. Yeah, definitely put my name on that thing. Who's checked out this book before? Yeah, all right, all right. Yeah, book marked it. Yeah. Did you read the whole book?

Oh, yeah, multiple times. It probably has some stains on it. Great book. Yeah. What was the title of the books? Ooh. The story of... It escapes me.

Anyway, back to Gabriel. Back to Gabriel. Okay. All right. So he said, went out this past weekend to the library, if you know what I mean, without my wife because she's really against those places. Oh, she's against books, huh? Oh, yeah.

She doesn't like knowledge. She doesn't like knowledge. She said, he said, and you won't believe who I saw. working there. Who? My wife's sister, Lacunis, La Cunniada.

La Cunis? Yes. Never heard that before. Is that her stage name? Coming to the stage. La Cunis. Oh my God. So his sister-in-law?

Yes, his sister-in-law. Did he leave right away? He said not sure. He said not sure if she saw me, though, because I did see her from a distance. Oh, okay. And you know your boy was keeping a low profile. He knows he's wrong.

Low profile, one of those. is not low profile. He's like hood on and like glasses. Being the creep in the corner. And I was about saying, that makes me creepier. They make you stand out. Like, what the hell? Who's that creepy?

I would have. She probably saw him and they both thought the same thing. Oh, maybe. He said, the thing is, my sister-in-law babysits my two kids every once in a while. And I don't really feel comfortable having her babysit them now that I know her real job. What? She said, I know, he said, I know that I'm being a hypocrite, but I can't tell my wife the reason I don't want her sister to babysit anymore without snitching on myself too.

I know that if I tell her one of my homies saw her, she won't believe it either. So I don't know how to handle this. What do you guys think I should do? Help your boy out. He should complain that there's glitter everywhere. She got glitter on the kids. There's glitter on the couch. There's glitter on the floor.

Just because you wear glitter doesn't mean that you do that. Most of the time. No. Yeah. No, yes. It's a pretty high percentage. But, I mean, I think he's out of line here. I think Gabriel's out of line here with this because...

He's out of line? Yes. Why? Because if anything, the librarians take care of people the best. Yeah, they do. They're so loving and kind. For a good price. They give you back ribs, all types of stuff.

You know, they're very caring. Like, you'd be surprised at very nice. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. They have really good social skills. I've heard, I've heard. Very great social skills. You know what I'm saying?

So, like, that's the person you would want taking care of your kids. Because they're so. Nurturing. Nurturing, loving. You know what I'm saying? You know, like, Angie, when you go to the club, there's always that one guy, you're like, that guy looks nice. Like, I trust him with my drink. Yeah.

No, I don't. And if you pay the cunada in ones, like, she'll be even better. Even better. Wow. She's an accountant, too. You might be able to throw him at her. Oh, my God. Not the baby's.

Not around kids, but if you care her with a stack of one, she's going to treat you very well. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true.

That's very well. That's kind of foul. Just judging her just because, I mean, she might be sleepy. That's about it. Now she's not good enough, take care of kids. Like, all jokes aside, that's really messed up. It is. That's what he said.

I know I'm being a hypocrite because he's not that good either if he's going there. Not at all. And that's the thing, too, is like, bro, it's just her job. You know what I'm saying? Like, at the end of the day, it's just her job. It doesn't make her a disgusting person. Doesn't make her like any less of anything. It's just like, dude, that's just how she gets.

So what was the reason you returned the book? It's just a job. Yeah, just didn't want her on my kid. The book, the book, the book. It was too matured book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was too in your face. It was a graphic novel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you understand Gabriel a little bit. No, he's the hypocrite, not me. It's not about me. Let's get some callers to call us up and help Gabriel out, okay? So Gabriel wants an excuse. Yeah. Gabriel once saw his, his cunyada at the library, right?

He's a study bug? Yes, a study bug. He went to the library. He went to learn. He went to some buddies to check out some books. And while he was there, he saw that his wife's sister was a librarian. All right. And he's not sure if they saw each other.

So he was trying to keep a low profile in the corner. The what? The sexy librarian? Yeah. Yeah. Creed. How are you make this creepy, bro? Yeah, you're making it creepy, bro.

It's about books, all right? So the thing is that his sister-in-law is actually the babysitter for his two kids as well. And now he's saying he doesn't feel comfortable with her babysitting because of her job. He doesn't want to bring it up to his wife because that would snitch on him. So now he doesn't know how to handle this and he needs our help. He doesn't want her around the kids. Yeah, that's what it is. Which is crazy.

And he knows that he's been a hypocrite. Yes, yes, he did. Yeah, yeah. He just doesn't like cleaning up glitter. Yeah. Glitter books. Okay, so we have Victoria from Eastvale on line to Victoria. Victoria.

Victoria. Good morning. How are you? Good morning. What do you think about Gabriel and his enthusiasm for books? I think that's amazing. So my sister's a stripper, and she watches my son all the time. I feel like they always get a bad rap.

Like my sister, she doesn't even entertain anybody like outside of work. I asked her like to go out and stuff and she's like, I don't want to go out. Like I already do that for like a living. But I definitely think that they get a bad reputation. Like she doesn't, you know, she's not promiscuous. She's not like dating her clients. I'm like, why not, you know? You're the one saying why not?

Can we see what library your sister's at so I can see what books are available? In Garden Grove. In Garden Grove? In Garden Grove. And I work for the city, so I'm always like, oh, hook me up. Where's the city discount? I'm way more crazier than she is. Have you guys ever thought about switching jobs for a day?

Oh, my God. Let me see those ones. Victoria. What would be your name? Got to pay the electric bill in ones? My Instagram name? No, what would be your name? Yeah, that too.

Hold on. Greg, what was the Instagram? I was saying what would be your library name? Oh, my sister's name. I don't know if I can see it. No, yours. No, yours. Oh, what would it be?

My middle name's Madonna, so I don't know. All right. Madonna. Sounds like a good one right there. Yeah. Yeah. You ready to go. Okay, so.

And your point is that, you know, it doesn't, that doesn't translate or anything like in a negative way to to babysitting kids. or just doing anything. Not at all. If anything, honestly, if I had a daughter, I would want my sister to put my daughter on game. Like, hey, just you know, da-da-da-da. I don't know.

I'm very realistic about things and either you play the game where you get played. Yeah. Yeah. What game? What game? Reading the books? I don't know. Yes.

The game of life and how to play it. I see. No, I get what you're saying. Yeah, because she knows a lot, experience a lot. Okay. Yeah. I feel you. Okay.

But, yeah, I see. let the sister-in-law watch the kid. Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. Do you ever go to your sister job? I don't want me to go. Huh? Unless bringing like, she's like, no, don't come unless you're bringing

money. Wants? Ballers, I guess. I don't know what it was. Hey, you work for the city. Yeah, there's some ballers in there. Yeah, city councilman. Yeah. Maybe papered up. Victoria, you're giggling a lot. You do, huh?

Yeah, the city council. people those are the after parties. You see? I already know about all that. Victoria. As your future mayor, I just not approve this message. All right.

Thank you, Victoria. I'm kidding, kidding. Thank you. Have a good day. You're welcome. Bye. Bye. Okay, all right.

Step into the stage. Yeah, step into the stage. Madonna from Garden Grove. Get your ones ready. Oh my God. Okay. All right. We have Carrie.

Carrie from San Diego Online 3. Carrie. Carrie. Yeah, hello. Kerry. Hey, good morning, Brownback. How are we doing? Good morning, good morning, good morning, man.

How you doing? I'm all right. Just another day at work, listening to you guys, helping me get through my day. There we go. What do you do, Carrie? I drive for Cisco. Oh, here you go. Likes, okay.

You know what I'm saying? No, not the same. The thong song. No, he don't have them to this truck. Yeah, Greg gets asked you about the thong truck. I'm actually in your hood right now, Andy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Drop some off.

I don't know what. Hey, go see the library. That would be nice. I would love to skip work for that. Wow, you're studious. All right, Carrie. Let us know what you think about Gabriel, who went to the library with his homies, saw his sister-in-law,

and now realizes that she's watching his kids and he doesn't want her to be doing that anymore. How should you have a situation? Me personally, I think a homeboy is tripping. Not necessarily. Like, I know he said it could be a double standard on his behalf. Mm-hmm. I'm just saying, like, what is your profession

have to do or how you treat, you know, how you treat people, and specifically kids? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, his kids, well, he didn't say, whether they were, you know, what genders they were, but I'm just saying if his kids are boys, they might grow up and want to go to the library themselves.

Like, oh my God. To go see a together? Letia. La Tia. Oh, Gary. Yeah. He's making better boys.

If she's there, she makes, I would assume, a decent living. So she would definitely be like a good person to, to help like set up parties and stuff for the kids and all that. Like she can contribute. If she's family, you can fall on her if you ever fall off. I don't know you.

I don't know if you're going to fall on her. I don't know if she could be the entertainment for a kid's party. Is that what you're asking? I'm talking about young parties. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I see. I see. I see.

I see. But, no, no, no. But yeah, I mean, that's the thing that they do have a lot of free time during the day.

So that's the time when like parents, parents are at work. You know, she can pick up the kids and stuff. like that. It makes a lot of sense. You know, in that aspect. You feel me, bro? But if she did have that type of party,

though, I would hope that she will invite you guys, you know what I mean? Thank you, Cori. I hope you get an invite, too. We'll invite you, too. You seem like a fellow book and obvious. Yeah. Yes, all right.

Thank you, Carrie. Hey, sir. Y'all have a good one. Me too. All right. We're going to studio this guy. Yes. We got to go to Jackie and Irvine online for Jackie.

Jackie. Jesse's tapping in. Hello, good morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning, Jackie. how would you help Gabriel?

Well, since Gabriel already goes to a library, he might as well try to take a picture of the sister-in-law and once they call send it anonymously because any other way, he's just going to tell him himself. Got it. You have to understand them because you never know. If he recognized her, there's other people that can recognize her or other clients that can pass by while she's taking care of the kids

and that's what he's concerned about. You never know about the other people. She's a nice person, but what about the other people? That's a good perspective. Yeah. Like, let's say she goes to the park or a walk and then other clients that, you know, ruin this girl's life. Potentially could be creepy.

You can't live a regular life. Just for working at the library. Yeah, she has to postmate her life. Yeah. She can't leave until it's time to go. Hey, guys are creepy. Yeah, but doesn't mean she can't live like that. Why do you say, yeah?

You said, yeah. No, I said, like, guys are creepy, but she can have a normal life. Yeah. No, I agree. But what Jackie is saying, like, that's probably a concern that has gone through his mind. Like, hey, let's say she's out at the grocery store or at the park, and there's a dude that could be potentially creepy. Like he loves books too much. He doesn't want to let the books go.

I get you. You know what I'm saying? Why are you taking pictures of the book? Yeah, from far away. Yes, I get too. That can get dangerous. Stop doing that great. Same point.

That is a really good point. That's a possibility. I feel like it's not that high. possibility, but it does happen. It does happen. Because you held on books for a very long time? Yeah. I'm just wondering.

Well, the thing is too that we could like, Gabriel could think that like this is some breaking news. But his sister probably knows and just doesn't say anything. You know what I'm saying? Like you think sisters aren't going to tell each other. Angie, how is your relationship with your sisters? You know a lot of their dark secrets, right? No.

No. My two older ones, I know. Okay, your younger one? Jackie. You guys tell each other things, right? Yeah. Do you have sisters? I'm sorry?

Do you have sisters? Yeah, I have a sister, but I don't get along with her, so I don't tell her everything. She doesn't know me like that. A best friend, a best friend. You guys know each other's deepest dark and secrets, right? Yeah. Yeah. Can you tell one of them right now?

Don't listen, Jackie. No, I'm not going to throw myself under the bus. Yeah, don't see that. What about your friend? Yeah, can tell her something? Yeah. We don't know her like that. Jackie.

What are you? I'm sorry? It's a trap. I'm just kidding. It's a trap. Okay. All right. Thank you, Jackie.

Thank you, Jackie. Oh, can I say one quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Live on campus.

I just want to say, let's go, let's go UCI. Hey. Hey. I don't know if that was a football team. No, Irvine. Irvine. I know. I don't think they have football team, but go UCI in the debate team and stuff.

Debate. Oh. Yeah. What did you? Yeah. Jackie, what do you? Jackie, what team is this? I don't know.

I just, I just go to school. Oh. Let's go Oh, for school She's Bann of the library Let's go books Yeah

Let's go books All right We have Moses In Huntington Beach Wow All of the OSEs Wow They drive by it

That's why They're from They're from the library Wait where is the library I feel like I've seen billboards That's Gregor Maxwell I'm not even sure Do you know where the Anaheim

Ducks It's an Anaheim I knew it No No it's not an Anaheim It's not an Anaheim It's Gregorov I know the cross

Actually, I'm not going to say. Okay. All right. We have Moses from Huntington Beach on Line 7. Moses. The metal max is the little one. It's a little box, right? What?

What? What happened, Moses? The little one to the what? Oh, it was good. Are you talking to somebody else right now? Like, who you're talking to? I'm at work. That's why I'm sorry.

Oh, okay, okay. I thought you were bossing us around. Yeah. Okay, Moses, what do you think about? What do you think about Gabriel? He went to the library. He saw his cunada, his wife's sister. Studying.

Studying. She's also a babysitter. First of all, I've been to the library, right? I went through there one time. Uh-huh. Reportedly allegedly. You went through there and what? All the girls are fired.

Okay, so how would you help Gabriel? You went by yourself or you went with your friends? Oh, yeah. It was a birthday party for my friends. Oh, nice. And you had fun. Yeah, actually, I went to two of them because I went to the wrong one the first time. I had to go to one in Redmond.

You went to the wrong one? Yeah, there's two of them. Would you hire any of them as babysitters? Babysitters. Yeah, for the hell yeah. Oh, my God. Do you even have to? It seems really nice.

This seems really nice. Yeah. They can read to your kids. Do you have hits, Moses? Yeah, I mean, if it was my, my sister. In law, yeah, I would. You would what? Yeah, so if you saw your sister-in-law at the library,

you'd be okay with her watching your kids after? Yeah, that's fucking don't. It's the other way. I see. Okay. All right. Thank you, Moses. Yeah, sorry about cooking, my dad.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. All right. He says they're very nice people. Yeah. I agree.

Yeah. Okay, let's see. We have George from Whittier on. line nine. George. George. Morning, morning, morning. Morning.

What's good? What's up, George? How would you help Gabriel? I think he's overthinking it. I think he's got to see his side that if he wants to go back again, he's got to tell her like, hey, hook me up next time, you know. Oh, my God. I know what you do. No, that's crazy.

How? He's married to her sister. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. To get at her? Yeah. No, no, no, not get at her. her as an advantage in the club like oh see if he can get

another drink or a cut on bottle service or something like that oh another dance oh get the employee discounts well yeah maybe maybe from a friend or something like that but I mean obviously not her but you know just try to yeah yeah he doesn't want that book yeah he can't check that book out yeah yeah too close alone yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's okay no pasa nana oh my god that's what you like that would that's what you would in this same scenario? I think so, yeah.

I've never experienced it, but something like that. George, do you have cancer? Are you married? Yeah. Which one is it? I know. Are you allowed to go to the library?

No, no. I've heard stories from my coworkers. Tell us one of them. What happened? What happened? Me too. Me too. What happened?

Which book dig it? Yeah. George. How big was the book? I don't know. Yeah, all of a sudden. All of a sudden, he doesn't know. Oh, George.

Yeah. No, no, because he never checked it out. He's just, he just themed the book. Oh, it's a preview. He didn't crack it open. He didn't crack the look open. He just read the front cover and the back cover. Yeah, he saw the cover.

Yeah. I'll put a bookmark right here. Maybe I'll come back for it. All right. Thanks, George. Thanks. Instead of getting a deal on, like, watching the kids, because he probably pays.

to watch. She makes her to watch the kids like, no, get a deal at the club instead. Yeah. No, yeah, he should get a discount on the babysit.

Yeah. Discut on that. Yeah, if you don't babysit them for free, I'm telling the whole town. That is crazy. Which you kind of did by calling us and sending us to the other. I mean.

So there's that. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Did we help Gabriel? No. I think we got one more. Julie on line 10. Julie.

Julie. Julie. Julie. Julie from Long Beach. Julie from Long Beach on line 10. What up? What's up? What's up?

Good morning. Morning. Morning. You're kind of muffled. It's kind of hard to hear you. Yeah, you're muffled girl. Okay, hold on. Sorry.

I'm trying to drop off my daughter. Let me see. I don't know what you said. Sounds like you're talking through a sock. It sounds like you're talking to the talk. Okay, how about now? Yeah, better. There we go.

So, um, my sister, she was a stripper in the past, not anymore. Um, she would always take care of my kids. take care of my kids and funny stories that I didn't even know my sister was a stripper and I heard I had a hear of my husband oh wait a minute and he was mad that I didn't tell him that my sister was a stripper I'm like what are you talking about like he is not one like she I mean I love my sister but she's that she doesn't have all the you know she doesn't have the looks but I'm just saying like we need to see for research Her book needs

Like you're lying to me How come you lie for me? Like, you know But some sisters don't tell each other everything So Yeah, I don't think it was any of his business But I don't think it was really like

Too much of his business Like you knew it, that's your sister You don't have to share She didn't know What she didn't know though Yeah Wait, did you know How did your husband find out?

That's a funny story I have no idea I never asked I was just like And then I had to call my sister that same day, like, bro, like, were you a stripper? She just said, like, she's like, yeah. I'm like, how can you never told me this?

You're going to laugh at me? The fact that he didn't tell you? I was more mad about, like, what does it matter to you if my sister was a stripper? Like, why do you care? Yeah, like, why are you judging my sister? Shouldn't really matter to him. Yeah. As long as she don't leave glitter everywhere, you're good.

Yeah. Julie, I really want to know how your husband found out. Angie? I know. I'm very curious. He's a, he's a studious guy. It was a drunk night that he had with my sister's partner. So, you know, they're over there with her comarean,

how do you're being comadres? Oh, yeah. So I guess he heard it from him, but I don't know. He's gone mad that I didn't know. I don't know. You know what, you know what probably happened was they were, they were having a conversation. and they were, you know, like, lit or whatever.

And then he's like, hey, fool, you know my reign? I used to be a stripper dog. And like, hey, ask you, ask your lady if she was two. Yeah, maybe they did it together. Yeah, maybe that's why he was mad. That's why he was mad. What you want to? You too.

Did he accuse me? What happened? Oh, the kids. Oh, the kids that got babysat. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. She just got off work. Yeah. She's a little sleepy right now. She wake up in two hours. Oh, Julie. Thank you, Julie. You're welcome.

Bye, guys. Bye, Julie. All right, let's go to Carmen from Inglewood online for. Carmen. Carmen. And then he's like, eight. We can hear ourselves. Carmen.

Carmen. Yes. Turn down your radio, please. I hear myself back. Sorry, we're in a working van right now. Hey. Oh, shan everybody working. What a do?

That's right. Padre's up. That's right. Excuse me, what did you say? Can't hear you anymore. Danny, hang up on her. All right. Carmen, what do you think about Gabriel, about his situation?

He went to a library. He saw his wife's sister there. Studying. Being a librarian. And now he knows that she babysits the kids, and he's having, you know, some trouble thinking about that. Personally, personally think, that he's being a sousio.

And now that every time he sees his sister-in-law, he doesn't see her as a sister-in-law, he sees her as a. As a library. I can't hear. Because, I mean, he saw her doing her thing. Oh, her goodies out. Coming to the stage.

Yeah, coming to the stage. Thia. La baby's see her. Okay. You feel like he looks at her differently so he doesn't want her around as much. Yeah. Because he's going to be tempted to empty out as well. Yeah.

You check the book out. No, yeah. He sounds like, then I got the sister, but then I can have that. Like, I could have had that too. Like, come on. The sequel. Oh. Then make some presents.

Yeah. Yeah. Carmen, who's in the back with you telling you all that? I'm sorry? Who's there that's telling you to tell you to say that? George. His name is George. Wow.

I love George. Wait, did you just call George from Whittier? We literally, no, we listen to your radio station every day in the morning because he's a driver. And right now we were having the discussion ourselves in the car and we're like, okay, let's just call. And he's like, call then. We got through. Let's go. Does he check out a lot of books himself?

Yeah, we want to know. Do you go to the library too, George? When I was in my 20s. Checked out of books. Good answer, good answer. Yeah, I like that. Okay. All right. Thank you, Carlin. Appreciate it.

Thank you guys. All right. Take care. Go, Dodgers! That's right. All right. All right. Dodgers. So, Gabriel. Did we help Gabriel? Yeah.

I feel like everyone's saying like to mind his business. To mind his thing. Like it's not a bad thing. Just let it be. Well, he should do, go back. Pay for a private dance. So you have her one-on-one-on-one in a room. With her.

And then, hey, hey, hold on, hold on. I want to just talk to her. Like, look, I know what you do. You can dance on me. We can just talk on this. Talk this out. It's fine. Come here.

You can sit on my lap, go ahead. But I don't think I feel comfortable with you watching my kids. She's on his lap. Yeah, watching inside. You can finish up the dance. I know the song's almost over. Yeah. You know.

It's a good idea. Oh, my God. You are that typical. You should actually just have her dance be like, can't believe you did this. Yeah. I don't trust your own kids. This is all it takes is $25 for you to do this. Oh, my God.

That's how much it counts? He's probably comparing prices. Yeah. She charges me this much for. Am I technically playing for it twice since I paid for a day? dance and babysitting. Why you charge me so high? You made this in three minutes.

You charge me $25 for three dances here. You got to fix your rates. You got to fix your rates, Kunis. Right now, we are playing Halloween trivia. All right, for your chance to win a two pack of tickets, two not scary farm, going down, select dates now through November 2nd. Yeah. All right.

So we have, let's see, we have Henry. Henry. Henry. Who was that? We have Henry from Baldwin Park on line 8. Henry, on the speaker. Henry. Henry.

Henry. Yeah, what's up? What's up? Who's up? How spooky are you? Yeah, what's your, like, level of Halloween knowledge from 1 to 10? Not good. I wish I had my daughter in the car.

Aw. Go get her, go get her. Are you planning on taking her if you win the pair of tickets? Oh, yeah, for sure. Okay, how old is she? She's 21. Oh, wow. Okay, okay.

All right, cool. Call it back. All right, look. We are going to play this little piece of audio. Yeah, it has little snippets of Halloween music, Halloween movies. You just had to guess which one is which. Tell me the title and you win. It's that simple.

It's that simple. It's easy. It shouldn't be too hard. You got this, bro. You ready? I believe in you. Yeah. Okay, all right.

Three, two, one. Easy. That's super easy. So what were those three clips? From what three movies were they? It was Beetlejuice. Okay. Uh-huh.

Adam's family. Okay. And the first one is... I'm almost there. You're almost there. I'm believing you. Come on, come on, come on. Five.

Five. Four. Decuda. three two and he's right hey Henry

I thought you were bad at this yeah I would have not got it yeah the first one was kind of hard the Dracula one

yeah that's a hard one yeah that's a hard it's been like overplayed so it's kind of hard to know man he's

yeah yeah I don't know like yeah I don't know I don't make the bed I don't even watch sports yeah I don't even know

how to play pool and then just yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah damn it Henry that was a good one

that was a good one all right congratulations you won a two pack a ticket a not scary Yeah. Do we have more?

Yes, sir. All right, stay on the line. We will get your info. Can we play for another pair? Ramona, you're not going to yell at us, right? Ramona? You're not going to yell at us? Yeah, we're good.

Yeah, we can play. Yeah. Okay. All right, let's go to Nancy in Long Beach on line seven. Nancy. Nancy. Hi. Hi, Nancy.

What's up, Nancy? What's your Halloween knowledge, like, from one to ten? Horrible. I'm just happy I got through. Aw. All right. You're like Henry. You're going to get it.

Okay, we shall see. You ready? Go easy on her. Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Hit it, Danny. Ooh. Okay, even I get it.

Even I got in. Nancy. A nightmare before Christmas. It was one of them. Mm-hmm. All right. Next. I forgot them too.

I'm thinking. I'm thinking five, four, three, two. I don't know. Whoa. Just guess. Just guess the next two. Just guess the next two. Um,

Adam Kamili. And one more. Come on. Just guess that last one. Last one. Nope. Uh. Hit the buzzer.

Hit the buzzer. Oh, my. Come on. You didn't get it. I feel so bad. Everyone on Twitch is. Everybody is upset right now. Yeah.

Oh. Oh my. Sorry, Nancy. Yes. Maybe next time. Maybe next time. Okay, look, we got Myra from Eastlo's online 10. Myra.

Hello. How confident are you in your Halloween abilities? Should we play with the same one just to like for fun? I'm probably like a seven. A seven out of ten? Okay. Yes. Okay.

All right. So we have these clips right now that we're going to play. Listen closely. All right. I don't want to have to play it twice, right? Okay, all right. Go ahead, Danny. All right, Myra

What? Is it Michael Myers? Okay I know it was Nightmare before Christmas And Ghostbusters You're winning a pair of tickets To Not Scary Farr

Who hooked you up with those tickets, Mara? Ambrosella with Angie Okay Lisa Marri Presley. Do you guys know who she is? Yeah. Yeah. I think. You think? That's Elvis's daughter. Yeah. Only daughter and she did date

Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Too bad they didn't have kids because there would have been like a great mission. Michael Presley's. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Jackson Presley's. Jackson Presley. Jackson Presley. That's flex. Yeah, well, she's out here revealing secrets from the tombstone.

Because you know how she passed away last year, like in the beginning of the year. I actually didn't know that at all. No? And you informing me now? Well, she passed away like, what, a week after the mom passed away or something like that? I'm not sure. I'm not sure about that part. But I know she passed out, passed out.

Passed away last year, beginning of the year. Wow. And so at the time, she was working on, like, her book, her memoir, right? Uh-huh. But her daughter actually, she passed away. And so her daughter finished it for her. And in that book, she's actually revealing saying that her dad, Elvis Presley, haunted Lisa for 25 years straight nonstop

all the way up until like her her son was born Benjamin Wow And she goes on in the book she was saying like Elvis would visit her like twice a year You perform for her every night Honkotong No You ain't but a hell

No So in her book she's like twice a year after he died I dreamed about my father He had a residency in her dream. That's crazy. The dreams were so real that I would cry when I'd wake up because it felt like I was with him and I hadn't wanted it. I didn't want it to end. I tried so hard to get back to sleep to be with him again.

I don't really believe they were dreams. I believe there were visitations. I know a lot of people will disagree with me and I think that's nonsense. So it only happened in sleep? Yeah, she said that. Yeah, they were dreams. She's like, you might have, you might have had. these kind of dreams too and blow them off and say they're just dreams that's fine but i believe

that people we love from our past can visit us and my dad would do that regularly yeah i've heard that before people saying that like oh like so-and-so came to visit me and my dream last night and stuff like i haven't experienced that personally i don't believe but i know that people have said that so i don't deny that that happens yeah but i think usually that happens like because i know my mom would always say like when my grandma passed away that my grandma would go visit her or in her dream yeah But it was like when it was fresh, like recent. Right. But for Lisa to be saying that, like, no, it happened, like, for 25 years, like, consecutively.

He's a hard worker. Yeah. Yeah. Got up every single night and went to his presidency and performed. You know what I'm saying? Never wanted to leave. That's right. Or his manager didn't let him.

Oh, my goodness. You know what? But I was like, because I was reading more about her book. And then I forgot that she said that when she was nine, she actually found Elvis, his body dead, like when she was nine on the bathroom floor. On the bathroom floor. He was on the toilet, right? Well, yeah. Yeah, he was.

Damn. I wonder why he didn't visit while she was on toilet. That's crazy. What? That is crazy. Su-uh. No, I believe it, though. Like, people coming and visiting.

I've had it happen to me. By dreams. Who visited you? Huh? My grandma. It was realistic. Like, very, very, very realistic where it felt real. That's what she's saying.

And it was crazy because, like, I don't know why I was crying in my dream. Like, I was legit, like, crying. Oh, my God. No. When I woke up, I had to. Hug on, bro. Don't touch me, Maximo. Maximo hug him, bro.

Don't touch me. Hug him from behind. Hug him. Hey, oh, rear naked, joke. No, I was crying in my dream. All right, Jose, hug him. No, no, definitely, no, Jose. When I woke up, there was tears down my eyes.

Like, oh. Because how real it felt. Yeah. It was like, it was the weirdest thing ever. And I was like, that has never happened to me. But it happened about like a couple months after my grandma passed away. When it was fresh, like, yeah, when it was fresh. Yeah, right?

Yeah. It was the weirdest thing ever. So what happens if you dream about people and they're still alive? Oh, you know what? No, no, no, no. Oh, I thought about that one. No, that means something. My mom, because I've asked my mom, she's like, normally when you dream about someone

and it depends like if you're crying or you're not crying, it means death. So like, because. I dream about all you guys. No, no, no, no, no, not bad. But it's like, if you dream about them, dying. No. No. No, not dying.

I don't dream about the people dying. Oh, I have. What? Really? Yeah. Those are actually scary. Yeah, no. No, actually.

No, it wasn't you. No, no, no, it was like a long time ago, and it was again my grandma. And I remember her she passed away and then legit two weeks later she did pass away. Wait. Oh, you have those dreams. No, don't think. I haven't had one of those dreams and like, woo. It's like a final destination.

Doesn't you have dreams or something like that? Like a vivid, like a lucid dream. He was like awake, but then it's like he, he, he, he, he, he, pictures the situation and then he like snaps out of it. Snaps out of it and then it happens after. Angie, can you dream that me and Sabrina Carpenter together? No.

No. I don't have that kind of power. Try it. Yeah. Close your eyes, ring. I don't want to be dreaming about Greg and Sabrina Carpenter. No, no, no, not in my head. Well, they didn't say that.

He said dreaming together. I don't want, I don't want to have dreams about Greg. I'm pretty dream. I'm pretty dreaming. I know and I don't want to. I'm not going to lie. You guys are so dumb. I'm okay.

You're talking about like how. So was Elvis, apparently. Yeah, that he was. He was haunting her for 25 years. Wow. That's a long time. It is. It is.

And it's up when the grandson was born. But is that hunting if you're in a dream? It's a- Because isn't haunting like when you're like... Afraid, scared? Yeah, like someone is like you're awake and they like bother you. Yeah. Isn't that hunting?

It is. It is. If they're messing with you, it's hunting. I feel like haunting is kind of... Haunting is kind of like the dead version of trolling. Because you're there, but you're not. Because you're just like pulling patas. You're just pulling patas.

And then you hide and you're like, haunting is like a... Haunting is like a dead versus trolling. Yeah. It's like a Twitch dream comment. All trolls in there. Yo. Imagine there was like a dead Twitch chat.

That makes no sense. Yeah. It makes sense, Angie. It makes sense. All right. That's it. Forzaa brought to you by your local Southern California and Toyota dealers.

I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on Par 106. Scrolling with the homie The homie Gregori All right you guys There's certain fits that people wear That are being considered

Super lazy And I feel attacked Because I'm actually wearing it Right now What is that? What is it? I'm not gonna tell you Is it water shoes?

No I'm Moximo's guilty of that Water shoes are The ones I specifically Wear their alterings So they get water and Mountain And they're fire

Just in case there's a hurricane Is it lazy To like skip wearing underwear? Yeah That's nasty. That's why you smell. That's why I've been sitting like over here. Just asking questions.

All right, let me ask you guys a question. Depends if you're wearing jeans and that's crazy. What's like an essential? That's Jose. What's an essential accessory or you have to have on your fit? Something you have to have on your fit that makes you feel fly. Like what is it?

Knee high socks. Why are your socks so high? Sock. Yeah, really. Sox check for it. He's pulling him up. He's pulling him up.

He's pulling him up. He's pulling him up. No, he said knee high. No, but put them up on the thing. Okay, all right, they go halfway up. Put them up on the table. Put them up. Oh, all right.

All right. All right, nice, nice, nice, nice. What about you guys? What's something you have to have on your fit? That's like essential. Like, makes you feel fly. Well, I mean, to me, I just always have to have my little cruce, my little cross. Yeah.

Okay. And that makes you feel like good. Yeah. Me too. And I'm protected. Yeah, I feel like, obviously, I think hat is cool. Oh, yeah. I'm hat Damon.

Yeah. I'm hat through McConaug. Yeah. Yeah, I think also shoes is like, because me sometimes I can wear like an all-plane fit and then I just let the shoes do the talking. So what's your go-to shoe? Depends. Depends on what? What I'm wearing?

If you're wearing it. If it's like an essential shoe that goes with anything? Yeah. Of course, Air Force One. Oh, yeah. All-white. Same or don'ts. Well, that means just being lazy now.

You are just being. All-white Air Force One is a classic essential shoe. Yes. There's a guy going viral because in a video, he's saying if you wear Air Force one. Force ones with a fit that's like a super fly looks good but then you throw Air Force Ones on you're just being lazy that's dumb yeah let's listen to him right here hold up hold out hold up all life forces with outfit stuff that's lazy that's true that's true wearing all white forces with dope outfit is lazy it's essential it's not essential it's not

essential I wish you retract that statement right now that's not essential this was a dope fit and you finish it off with white forces it's over with that's lazy Look at, but that's the best option. He sounds like a... He's a shoe snob. This is the homie, Trey. Yeah. Your homie.

Your homie. He is wrong. I have forces on right now. Yeah, I got forces on, too. I have forces on right now. Me too. Everybody has forces on. Yeah.

Okay, but he said all white. He did say all white. These are basically lazy. So the gum bottom might take you away from this conversation because it adds texture. But they're still all white though. But they're all white. Yeah. I just feel like.

It's a shoe snob. Like, I get it to be like, you know, cultural. It's like, bro, this is new balance season, bro. Like, this is, Nike's are so vast year. Like, I get that. I get that whole thing, right? But it's also like, you can't deny a classic show. You know what I'm saying?

And it's not lazy. It's just, like, it's essential to have it in your, in your closet, in your world. And it's like one of those things you can't go wrong with. Ever. You're going to tell me that Chuck's. are like lazy. You're going to tell me that Chuck's aren't fly.

Look, she has Chuck's on. Yeah, Chuck's out. These are the best selling shoes of all time. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? White Air Forces, that is like a microphone

to music. Yes. It's like, bro, it is one of the most essential shoes to any, like, fit. You can pull it off with shorts. You can pull it off with sweats. You can pull it off with dressing clothes.

Anything. They go with everything and anything. Yeah, see, this is the thing. It's like, things like that is like, it's like you are, you hate popular things more than likely. It's like those people that want to be alternative and everything. And if Drake or whoever this person looks up to starts wearing ankle socks, they're going to start wearing ankle socks. That's, you know what I'm saying?

And it's like, I don't stand for that. Like I will change with the times a little bit, but I'm always going to have the core to like who I am. You know what I'm saying? Air Force One is. And that's something I'm always going to wear. That's something I can relate to that because I was stuck on that way for a bit. I was like, I'm not going to wear Air Forces. Everybody wears them.

Really? I was like that for a little eater? A while. And then my homie bought me my first pair. He's like, nah, like put on your first pair. And he bought me like the crease protectors and everything. Yeah. When I put those things on, I was like, I am OGZ right now.

I am going to take over the world. Like, I get it now. Yes, like my confidence went up. Like, there's nothing. I definitely did. See? Like your shoes look fly. Like this year.

He probably gets no girls. That's why he said then. No, but for real, like, in the White Air Force is not even like an L.A. thing. It's like a cultural, like any, like East Coast, West of the New York thing. Everybody doesn't matter. Like they have a different, they have a different name in like every little market, right? So like in New York they're uptowns.

People call them uptown. Oh, for real? Oh, wow. Yeah, those are called Ups. Those are uptowns, da-da-da-da. In Chicago, people call them Faisos, right? Yeah. And over here, we just call them forces.

Yeah. Yeah. We just go to, not Air Forces. We just say forces. Wow, Vicks tapped in when he's in. I know. I know shoes and I'm not a shoe. He's triggered.

I'm not a shoe. I'm not a shoe. Okay. New balances are cool, all right? Hey, yeah, yeah, tone it down. I said they're cool. I said they're cool, but that doesn't take away from the classicness of an Air Force. Like, yeah, right, because everybody's going back to, like, the running shoes right now.

Exactly. The running shoes are what's in. And they don't even run. I've never seen you run once. How crazy is that? Those shoes are just like the shoes my dad wears. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I love all shoes. I love all shoes.

I love all shoes. Yeah, my dad wears those. Air Force once. Yeah, you can't. Essential. You can't meet on that. Don't focus on, like, what shoes we're running in. Just run your business.

Not your business. Can we listen to Air Force once? Yeah. Do we have a little Nelly Air Force. Can we do it? Yeah. Or no, you know what? We should play.

We should play. Something in my new balance or whatever. I don't think there's a song. There's not. There should have Air Force One song? Crazy. Hey, hey, new balances are amazing. They are.

You leave them out of this. They are. The classic shoe has a class. classic song as well. Yeah. True. With Valencia Agas. They didn't make that song either.

Air Force ones even come in high top too. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Air Force is. What's up for Air Force? Brown Batman is Par 106. Classics only.