Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 326 Your Wife's Warmth | Brown Bag Mornings (10/24/24)
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The ops have landed.
You have to see.
I saw this video yesterday, like late last night.
Yeah.
They tried to fly in on the late night.
Yep.
Sneaky.
The Yankees are here.
They're in town.
Yeah.
I think they landed in Burbank.
They landed at Burbank Airport here.
Oh, wow.
And then there's a video.
We're going to put it up on Brownback Mornings 106 on our stories for you to check out.
Oh my gosh.
These fools are being goofy.
They're like shaking the walkway.
Let's be honest.
I'm telling you, they touched down in L.A.
And just from, I guess it was a drone shot.
I didn't even know they let drones over airports, but whatever.
They did a drone shot and they were coming into town and they're all happy and jumping
around.
One even grabs like the stairs to get off of the plane and he's like shaking it.
That's not even funny.
No, I know, but like they're having fun is what I'm saying.
And I don't know my list of that.
Not professional.
Not professional.
Mine's in the wrong place.
Yeah, right?
Exactly.
That's what I was thinking.
I'm like, don't be doing that.
They're here to have fun.
they're not here to play ball.
They're not here to win a championship.
Okay, Vic, you were telling me about this one, I guess, up that the Dodgers have over the Yankees.
Yeah.
And it has exactly to do with them, low-key touching down in L.A. right now.
Exactly.
So, like, for the past week or two, the Dodgers were going back and forth to New York to play the Mets, right?
Yeah.
So they're already in the rhythm of going on the East Coast, you know what I'm saying, playing those games and then coming back and the jet lag, the time change.
Yeah, the time change.
The weather change, all of that.
The Yankees have played every single game in the playoffs on the East Coast.
Right?
So it's like this is the first time they come to the West.
That's going to mess them up.
That doesn't make them a completely different team.
It might.
If it mess with your rest, number one thing as an athlete, rest.
Everything I watch on like the greats, LeBron James, like I was just watching like rest and routine.
Yeah, they've been on rest for what?
You're not understanding that.
Like once they're here, right?
Once they're here.
Their clock is wrong.
There's circadian rhythm, dogs.
Nah, real stuff.
It makes sense.
It takes like one night of sleep to do that.
No?
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
No, it does it.
Look, you sleep all day.
And?
You're going to sleep all day anywhere.
But when you take a flight, it's not like, oh, my God, I don't know.
It's a change, God.
I can't swing a bat anymore.
It's less that.
It's little, I guess, even small things that can help.
The Dodgers?
Small advantages, is what I'm saying.
Already the Dodgers, like Vick said, and it makes.
And it may not make them less good, but it definitely makes Dodgers more good that they are ready in that routine.
Yeah.
That their sleep schedules adjusted, that they've adjusted even to the weather, the shock of cold.
I remember watching a Mets game with the Dodgers, and you could tell everyone in the stands is cold.
I'm like, dang, the players must be cold, but now they're used to it.
Exactly.
You don't know sports if you think that is different.
Loki, look at football, right?
Well, it's more horses.
My dad watches horses a lot.
Different racetracks, like on the East Coast, I think they use.
Astral Turf, and then some don't use, like, but the horse runs different on different turf.
That makes sense.
This is baseball.
It's not football.
This is baseball.
The baseball, even the fields are different.
On the East Coast and the West Coast, the groundskeepers crews are completely different.
I hate him.
Can you take the day off?
The dirt on the left side of the field is more dirt than the right side of the.
Small things done.
No, it's the way they manage it.
And you know what?
Like, I tell you a story that I tell you story that I read.
And literally this is, this is, there's a team.
I hate this guy.
I read a lot of books, okay?
Yeah.
And there's a book that was talking about like how you change little things in your
like in your habit in your daily lives.
That can really change your outcome of success, right?
There was a team that would do the Tour de France.
That's where they used the bikes, right?
Yeah.
And they lost, their country lost all the time.
They couldn't win for nothing.
Yeah.
And one time the like a new coach was like,
we're going to paint the inside of our vans all white.
light. Simple, stupid thing,
that has nothing to do with the race or whatever.
And he's like, if the vans are all white,
when the bikes are in there,
we could see dust better on the bikes.
Okay.
Small thing.
Dust on bikes, nothing.
But since they started implementing that,
I think it's more so their attention to detail
that allowed for the team to be up to par,
like, hey, there's a detail.
I hate this one.
No, it's the thing.
No, I swear to God.
The dust.
When teams are so evenly matched,
because the Yankees are a good team,
I'll do them not.
It's the little details that will make the difference in a, you know this in baseball.
Baseball is a game of inches.
The ball goes down the right field line this much more.
That's how you know, Vicks are more baseball fan than you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then it's a, it's a double as opposed to an hour.
I tell you guys this all the time, right?
Lo-key on our game, because we're in the big leagues, though.
It's the small technical stuff.
Yeah.
It's getting to commercials on time.
It's shutting up Greg in time, right?
Not letting them talk enough, right?
It's coming in early.
It's prepping.
It's all of that stuff.
Yeah.
But if it's just like, you know, we paint all the walls in here blue because the blue looks like the sky.
The wall.
You know what we want to paint these walls, dog?
Don't even, don't come in the, it's called.
Wait, yeah.
We're going between us and painting these walls.
We need to paint it.
We're so close.
We need this wall, please.
But don't you agree that should the walls be painted in here?
Yeah, they do.
No, no.
We'd have more productivity.
So another person would say it would have nothing to do with our productivity
But if we paint them baby blue, we'll be looking at the sky every day
And the sky should remind us
Have you ever like cleaned your room?
And then, well, just have you ever cleaned your room?
Yes.
I actually did last night.
My mom was pretty proud.
But then after, don't you feel better?
Don't you feel more like focused and relaxed?
Yes, but that's the same thing.
Yes.
But I'm not changing anything.
I'm just cleaning it.
You're changing everything.
How is that changing?
It's just cleaning.
I'm doing the same thing.
Okay.
That habit and it's just the discipline of it.
Yeah.
It's the mindset of it.
Exactly.
Eric Judge is not going to be able to hit a home run because, you know, the sun.
It's not about Aaron Judge.
It's about the Dodgers.
The Dodgers might be more on their game because they learn the rhythm of going from the
west to the East Coast quicker than the Yankees have.
They've been playing all the time, all the time on the East Coast.
And the Dodgers have been sleeping in their own bed for the past two weeks.
Oh, so their own bed.
So when they have their own bed, they have more sleep.
Oh, more rare.
Atomic Habits was the book that I read.
I know you read it too, bro.
And it was a really good story.
And maybe I just said it wrong.
What?
But don't you sleep better at home than in a hotel?
We know what you meant.
It's just paying attention to little details helps you with your productivity at the end of the day.
Small changes like that.
Yeah.
Yeah. Maybe they should have the dust up.
Maybe you should shut up.
Okay.
From the book of Topman Cabotts in 2003, the British cycling team was in for a massive change, okay?
All right, all right.
They had been losing.
Let's see.
How long did they lose?
Let's see.
You're annoying.
Did they...
So the idea is the aggregation of marginal gains.
The idea is if you break it all down and improve everything by 1%, you will have significant gains, okay?
So just five years later in 2008, they absolutely dominated because they made these small changes everywhere,
even painting the inside of their trucks white so that they could see every speck of
dirt and ensure that everything was clean and spotless.
It was more about the idea that their discipline and their eyes see, like, where can we
get better?
At what little angle?
At what little can we get better?
And for example, like with the Tour de France, it's like they have to be careful to not
ride over things and fall and then cause like whole, you know, backups and all that stuff.
Like, so that makes sense.
You got to keep a keen eye out.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, instead of putting us...
You're just being a troll right now.
You're not.
San Diego fan.
I don't want to appreciate you.
Whatever.
I just wanted to get the story right, though.
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
The dirt on the bike.
It's funny that the San Diego Padre fans are the ones that are paying the most
attention to detail to the series.
Talk about it.
You guys were the second highest watching of our last game with the Mets.
Why are you watching if you don't care?
Yeah, they're hate watching.
Why were you watching?
You were watching, weren't you?
The which one?
The which one?
The which one?
The Poudre's versus Dodgers?
No.
Dodgers versus Mets.
Yeah, because.
We just wanted to see the Dodgers lose.
Yeah,
I hate her.
Yeah.
All right.
Anyway,
I have some nom-nom-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-l.
All right, love Dave's hot chicken.
And today, you get some for free over there.
I love Dave.
This one guy's birthday.
Uh, soon you don't disrespect him like that.
It's the greatest of all-time's birthday.
Oh, no.
You're not going to do that.
You're not good.
The greatest of all-time's birthday is December 4th, right?
The greatest of all time's birthday
Why do I keep trying to put his stuff back to you guys see?
I don't like that you're sitting in Maximo's seat first of all, okay?
And when you talk, you have to talk in a recipe voice if you're going to sit in his seat.
The greatest of all times were he stood!
How dare you stand where he stood?
First of all, to Maximo Immortal Technique is the greatest of all times.
So if that's what you mean, it's not his birthday, okay?
No, it's Drake's birthday.
Yeah.
OVO.
You're chanting it like how.
Only O.
No, you did it like, not like us.
Now, stab this way.
So, apparently, if you're on the app, you can get fur-free some sliders or tenders on his 38th birthday.
You know, he likes tenders.
Yay, minor.
I like chicken tenders.
You want some chicken tending?
You get a free slider or tender if you visit a Dave's Hot Chicken restaurant.
on Drake's 30th birthday, which is today.
Oh, I'm going to lie. I really love Dave's hot.
It's so good.
It's actually really good.
So you guys are Drake fans now?
No, I'm a fan of things he callsigns off.
You just got to, I'm a fan of free.
Not everything, but you know what I'm saying?
Certain artists that he has.
Like, you just have to download the game site.
I could name them all to be specific because I feel like I might have said something wrong.
Let these face it.
What do you mean outside?
Chino Pacas.
Carrey.
Party next door.
Party?
Playing with his nose?
Oh, well, just the music.
Before he started doing that.
Now just the music.
Now we're separating the man from the music?
That's crazy.
My!
I hocked to it.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Go get yourself some chicken.
Thanks, Drake.
They can never make me hate you, Drake.
I stand on business with you.
Greg, owes everybody apologies.
Yeah, I do.
I want to make a big announcement.
Yeah.
A big apology that I have.
Yes you know because you guys always say you like send me the shoutouts and they're always complaining saying
Greg never reads our shoutouts like Greg doesn't do it. We get that all the time and then you're like that's not true. Yeah, I'd never get them. I was like what do you guys talking about? They never sent me that well recently last night I was on Instagram and I found out there's a future called a hidden request. A feature. Feature. You found out there's a future I'm glad. There's a future bro. There's future for all of us. A feature on the messages that says hidden request. Yeah. So instead of just a future. I found out there's a future. I found out there's a future bro. There's future for all of us. A feature. A feature on the messages that says hidden request. Yeah. So instead. So instead. So instead of
the regular request, it's a hidden request.
Are you verified? No, I'm not verified at all. That's the weirdest thing about it.
So all the request for shoutouts have been going to hidden requests.
Yeah.
So I can't, the only way you could see that folder is if you click on hidden.
Yeah, you didn't know that.
No, I didn't know.
Go into your DMs and you have like your primary, you have your general and hidden.
So then if you hit hidden, it'll go to the hidden, but then there's another section that says hidden.
Yeah.
Request.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, wow, these are a lot of shoutouts that people have been sending over months.
Wow.
And you've been looking at it and you tripped out?
A lot of shoutouts for months.
Let's just say them all right now.
No, there's like months and months of months of shout out.
Piece by piece, okay?
You can have to pay it back like Karna.
You're going to have to pay those shoutouts back little by little.
Just one shout out per day.
No, like maybe three.
Yeah.
But you have other shoutouts.
Yes, I have other shoutouts.
Gustavo wants to give a shout out to Big Page and Sin.
Okay.
They listen from everything.
Arizona every day.
Let's go.
Yeah, so shout out to them.
And then birthdays, Lori wants to wish her son, Alejandro, a happy birthday.
Alejandro.
Vanessa wants a big shootout for her husband, Bassmark.
Spell it.
B-A-S-M-A-R-K.
Yeah.
Bass-Mark.
Yeah.
She said, rest in peace to your 30s.
Welcome to the big, bad 40s.
Oh, I got so scared.
I'm like, you got a dead guy?
Wow.
Crazy.
Hey, Bas-Marx, that's true 30s.
Bar-R-R-M-P-P-P-R-R-T-R-R-R-T.
So he's 40 now?
He's 40 now.
Wow.
Let's go.
Virginia wants to wish our brother Daniel a happy birthday.
She says he's an amazing son, brother, uncle, and teacher.
Awesome.
And I also want to shout out everyone that listened yesterday.
Shout out to, like, I just really felt like a family in here.
Yes.
We brought out the mariachis and we had our moment for Fernando Valenzuela.
Yeah.
I got a DM from someone that's like, I'm an Australian,
lady. I moved out here to
L.A. and I've been
missing, like, not home, but like, missing
my purpose. I haven't been able to find
out, like, what's really for me or what's not.
Yesterday, hearing you guys sing
and not even translate the music,
it made me feel like
I belong somewhere. And this is coming from
a lady that is Australian.
Yeah. And I looked at, I'm like, wait, do they see
Spanish out there? No, she's just an
Aussie that loves us. Wow, that's love
to you, Mike. Yes, mate.
Oh, yeah, now you're going to get these guys.
Croquet, mate.
Well, that's crazy that you say that because it is National Kangaroo Day.
Yeah.
Today?
Yeah.
Australia.
She says, her name is.
Hand and hand.
It makes sense.
Her name is Chelsea White.
She says, I'm an Australian living in L.A. for 15 years.
Started to lose my love for the city.
Today with the Mariachi and you guys speaking in Spanish without translation about what
Fernando meant to you had me so proud and excited to live here.
Thanks, Brown Bag.
Wow.
Isn't that so tight?
That's awesome.
We brought the spark back to.
to love LA.
And don't, I'm sorry,
Greg's gonna try to reach out to you.
Please do not answer his DM.
He wants to know something else.
He's assuming that you're built
like he gets alias.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, she's from Australia.
Stop.
Yeah.
Are you good?
Oh yeah, I forgot a birthday.
Okay.
Happy birthday, Drake.
Woo!
Yeah, happy birthday, Drake.
We did that already.
Yeah, it's Drake's birthday.
Drake's birthday.
What are you going to do to celebrate Drake's birthday?
How are you going to celebrate Drake's birthday?
I'm going to celebrate Drake's birthday.
I'm going to go minor.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
See, that's why you don't talk out of terms.
The word on roast crants.
The word is...
Why is you...
Eminem brought out President Barack Obama in Detroit and endorsed Kamala Harris.
What?
Yes.
All right.
Look, Kamala Harris had a rally earlier this week in Detroit.
And as you know, we're about 12 days away from the...
the U.S. election and Michigan is a swing state, one of the seven states that will decide the
election. So they're so close to the moment. They know they only got one shot, one opportunity.
You're so dumb. So they brought out the big dogs. I got it. I understand. Like Eminem. Listen to this.
Detroit. What up though? I think Vice President Harris supports a future for this country where
these freedoms and many others will be protected and upheld. And here to tell you much more about that,
President Barack Obama
That was cool
You're like a rock star
Introducing another rock star
It's like, whoa
I thought it was into like another whole rap
Or something like that
No no not him
He doesn't have to please don't do that
But then Obama
Obama went on to lose himself in the music
The moment he owned it
And he cannot let it go
All right listen to this
Now notice
My palms are sweaty
Me's weak
Arms of heaven
Bombing on my sweater
All ready
Mom's forget it
Put on the surface
I look calm and ready
To drop bombs
But I keep bomb forget it
There he knows that what
Yeah
Bar for bar
I probably would have skipped
The drop bombs part
Personally about him
Well you didn't skip forward right now
Yeah
But that's him
You know he had to recite the rhyme
That's cool
Low key
You know what this does
And maybe it's a good thing
Maybe it's a bad thing
But it makes me
Like how FOMO
for us not being a swing state?
I get you.
Like the next states are the ones
that could go either way.
They're like,
they could go red or they could go blue.
Right?
Historically, Kelly,
blue.
Yeah.
Always.
I'm kidding.
But if we were like in the middle somehow
and only for this guys,
I know that that's not the right thing to think.
I know everything.
I'm wrong about everything.
But imagine the cool stuff we would get.
No, yeah.
It would get a lot of attention.
I don't know.
That's why.
That's how you have leverage when you're just like,
who should, why should I vote for you?
Which got up for me over there.
Yeah.
No, I get you.
Yeah.
They get an extra special attention.
Yeah.
Every time around this time, I'm like, why are you in Ohio?
Exactly.
You know what I get?
They get all the big celebrities coming out and stuff like that.
Yeah.
I want them to come out here and be like, what up though?
All of a sudden they're like, North Dakota.
Yeah.
Dude, you don't care about North Dakota.
Let's be real.
It's the last time you've been there.
Anyway.
Anyway.
I was like that he did that.
Yeah, that's cool.
All right, look, so Snoop Dog, turn down $100 million.
And I'm going to tell you why.
All right, look, Snoop Dog had a chance to rake in $100 million in exchange for OnlyFans content.
Oh.
Yes, but according to Snoop, well, what do you think?
What's the name of his first album?
Don't say it, don't say, don't say, don't say, don't say.
I will.
But according to Snoop, he made a cerebral decision and determined.
declined the offer, right?
So he was on a talk show, and he was asked by a viewer at home.
Sometimes, you know, they do like, oh, ask, you know, let's go to the viewers.
Ask soup anything, right?
Yeah.
And they asked him about the alleged only fans deal and if he declined it out of respect for his wife.
And this is what he said.
Yeah, I did turn down $100 million.
Yes.
And the only part that regrets it is my friend down there.
He's a better bad than me.
I would have took $100 million in a second.
See, the thing about Snoop, he'll take a check.
Like, we've seen a lot of, I want to say odd jobs, but we've seen them everywhere.
Everywhere, literally everywhere.
He's like in a Swedish commercial.
Yeah, he's endorsing Corona.
He's endorsing everything.
He'll take the bag.
So for him to be like, nah, that's why.
That's where he draws the line.
Yeah, he doesn't want to be a drug to fly.
No.
He doesn't.
I know what the name of my first album is, okay?
But I don't do it.
Say it already.
I'm not going to say it.
It's the album.
And then this new album is missionary.
She could have had a whole rollout like that on OnlyFans.
That's crazy.
You would be excited to sign up for him?
No, I'm just saying that.
You would be excited?
So you wouldn't be excited to support it?
Me?
You wouldn't support a West Coast legend?
That's wild.
That you wouldn't?
No, I wouldn't.
On Only fans, I'm...
But you saw the Drake video.
Anyway.
That was your word on.
That was your word on.
I like that.
I like you a lot.
Toyota dealers
on Rosecrans,
Big for Brownback Mornings on Power 106.
That was a good one of those.
No,
I wanted to talk about the looky,
the growth in the fact that it's...
The growth?
No!
You're the thing that I mean.
This is the word on Rosecransvik.
You're still thinking of it.
That he went from doggy style
to missionary and I can appreciate a man
that now wants to look at my face.
That's gross.
You guys got, that is gross.
That is growth.
That is growth.
Because one year.
The patch now.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Now he likes you for real.
Yeah.
For real.
Exactly.
You know it's more intimate.
Oh, that's funny.
Anyways.
And Dr.
Dre is producing that album.
Yes.
They had a listening for it yesterday.
Wavey went.
Shout out our guy Wavey.
And I was looking at a photo.
Wavey is taller than Snoop.
And I'm like, what?
We have a DJ that's taller than Snoop.
Our guy DJ Wavey.
Snoop is pretty tall, too.
Yeah.
I'm like, oh my God.
Wow.
Well, that's it.
That's it.
Shut up.
And then keep that inward on it.
All right.
That was your word on Rose Crens.
Bratheera dealers.
I'm Rose Cranes, Vick for Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
We hear all about him.
Jose starts them.
The takeovers.
Oh, that's true.
Thank God you said that.
No way, Jose.
What's doing over there, Jose?
What are you doing over there, Jose?
You're doing over there, Jose.
You're over there, Jose.
Still Marr over there on foot hill over there.
Have you guys ever been to one or like accidentally?
Reportedly allegedly.
Oh yeah.
My friends have been to one.
Yeah, I've been one.
Reportedly allegedly.
What cross streets do you think are the most, I guess the cross streets that they happen the most?
Oh, you're going to tell you.
Bristol.
It's this one.
It's like East Los area kind of like.
I would say on fig.
Figaroa.
Okay.
And no, it's by the, it's over there.
Because there's an actual list of the Los Angeles intersections with the most street takeovers.
I saw this on Suburban, LA on Instagram.
And the, I guess, yeah, the number one is Crenshaw and Slosson.
Oh, wow.
Five to six takeovers per year.
Then you got Vermont and Manchester.
Figg and Adams.
Oh, okay.
Central and one and one and one and a hundred and third.
Okay.
Compton Boulevard and Alondra.
None of these are incorporating the valley,
but maybe it's also suburban LA,
and they're probably like,
the valley's not L.A.
You can't I'm saying?
I've been to one near the, what is it,
the citadel around that area.
Really?
Yeah, I've been to one,
that was a long time ago.
But it's like in an industrial area,
so like not a lot of cars drive through there.
Oh, they're going it off that route.
Yeah, the ones that are, like,
there's heavy traffic on all these ones that I've read,
so just definitely be careful.
If the number of takeovers per year is five to six, like on the top one, Crenshaw-Slausen,
Locke I would have thought it would have been more.
Yeah, I would have thought it was like in the higher numbers.
But I'm glad that it's down.
Those are, yeah, some that are like go reported.
Some are probably unreported.
Like those are the ones that go on Jose's front yard.
Yeah, I don't think those are reported.
Because my boy, Jose ain't no snitch.
There was one that.
They tried.
Jose has crop circles from takeovers in grass.
Yeah.
Is that aliens?
Uh, kind of.
They try to do it.
No, don't high-five him.
He's talking about our parents.
I wasn't talking about that.
No, he's talking about the movie.
I was talking about money-in-back, yeah.
Yeah, but a double entendre, Angie.
No, no.
They try to do a takeover and Whittier, and they shut it down, like, in five seconds.
Really?
Yeah, I was like, well, yeah, there's new laws to that.
Even if you attend a takeover, you can also be taken in or your car taken.
So usually it's just the people participating.
Now it's like, hey, even if you're in the vicinity, like, even if you just want to get groceries,
and I don't know, it just started.
I got caught up here.
I have.
I've got caught like in three or four of them before.
And I just had to sit there like, well, that's pretty cool.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah to sit there and you like, and swang your car?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wonder when my mom's car could do this, you know.
Your mom's car.
You look, you have the truck that I see at every.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
People do it on purpose.
They try to buy it as soon as you.
Yeah.
How much, bro.
How much?
You're selling it?
Yeah.
Be careful out there, my friends.
Okay, watch out for that.
What, even if you like doing that, watch out because they're on to you.
And for those.
of us that are like, hey, please.
Jose.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Come on, Jose.
Yeah.
That's how you actually got his car crash.
You should take over your life is positivity and love.
Yes.
You know what I'm saying?
Let God take over your life.
That's right.
Let him drift into your soul.
Yep.
Burn rubber with God.
Yes.
Yes.
Not like that, though.
Simp or pimp.
BIMP.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Sips, Sip, Sip.
Gio Maletti.
Greg is filling in for...
Yes.
I'm filling in for Maximo.
Maximo's upstate, trying to get some stuff expunge from his reggae, Nansse.
Oh, that's what he's doing.
I don't know how going upstate gets to that stuff expanse.
Yeah, that's what he's doing.
He's trying to run from mayor, so he's kind of...
He's for real about that, huh?
We'll find out the finesse whenever he comes back.
True.
That's if he comes back, because if he becomes married, he doesn't want to stay.
Okay.
All right, brother.
All right.
All right.
But anyways.
Just don't bank on that, Greg.
He's going to come back, okay?
Yeah, fine.
Why don't we just let him stay there?
No.
Greg is getting comfortable with it.
I like this chair.
Yeah, it has good lighting in it and everything.
I like it.
I like it.
Simper pimple.
Brittany Spears has did it again.
What?
But she's admitting she did it to herself.
What?
Whoa.
Wait, got one of the homies or what?
No, no, no, no, no.
She posted on an Instagram in a wedding dress that at one point she was married.
That at one point she was married.
But guess to who?
Who?
Herself.
What?
She married herself.
Brittany Spears, the singer.
What?
Tell me this story.
Yes.
I'm so confused.
The post on her Instagram had the caption,
The day I married myself,
bringing it back because it might have been the most embarrassing or stupid,
but I think it's the most brilliant thing I've ever done.
So she had a wedding dress on,
and she was admitting that at one point,
after her relationship that she just had,
she married herself.
So at one point,
within the past few months.
Yeah.
Yeah, because they like just broke up her in the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
the dupe and the valley.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know his name.
I forget his name.
Me too.
Yeah, I forgot his name too.
Um, so he, I mean, so she decided to marry herself.
Yes, she married herself.
Yes.
She said it was the, the dumbest idea that she's ever done in her life.
But she also said it was brilliant.
Yeah, because she was, she's already arguing with herself.
Yeah.
Oh, this isn't going to last.
Yes.
This is literally.
This is not going to last.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The divorce very soon on the way.
Yeah.
I think I just might do the same thing.
Just marry myself.
I'm a satisfied myself.
Yo.
Don't say it like that, Greg.
You sound really creepy.
I'm a scoot over.
Britney Spears can do it.
How come I can't do it?
Because it's not allowed to leave anymore.
Okay.
What is going on?
It's wild that Britney married herself.
And then, you know, like, not that I wish what was happening to her on anybody
when it came to her family having a complete, like, control over her.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Her life.
But when she shows examples like this, she needs somebody like, should we do that?
Yeah.
Like, she needs someone, like, should we be.
Her and her.
Yeah.
Even if you don't have, like, a conservator, maybe she needs, like, a social media manager.
Yeah, because it's like, yeah, I mean, the stuff she's saying, if, if anybody's, like, family member said that, you'd be like, and they were, like, dead serious, you'd be like, oh.
Okay, like, are we good?
Like, you need help with anything, you know?
The video is.
It doesn't mean you need a control of her money, but, like, you just, somebody needs to.
For sure.
The video is just the same style of her, you know, dancing in front of the camera.
You know, the same thing she did the same thing she did with the nice, but just in a wedding dress.
Okay.
Good for her.
I think that's pretty sim for her to marry herself.
Pretty.
I wonder how it's going to last.
How long it's going to last.
I thought she meant like she gave up on love already.
So it's like, well, it's just me, myself and.
Well, I don't, yeah, I know.
I don't like that she was, like, embarrassed about marrying herself.
Well, she's not embarrassed because she posted it up on Instagram.
Because that's her partner, you know what I'm saying?
She can't be embarrassed of her partner.
Okay.
That's...
You don't do that to your partner.
That is true.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you stand on 10 toes.
Like, yes, I married my partner.
Okay.
It's a simple pimped that she already had the amazing pop...
Not the amazing.
The pop star, Justin Timberlake, then got with the backup dancer, Kevin Federline.
Then got with the guy that cleans your, when your toilet's backed up, the fool from the valley.
And now she's like, you know what?
Just men?
I'm going to marry myself.
Yeah.
She's pretty pimp.
It's pretty pimp.
No, I think it's sim.
That's more sim.
It's just, to me, it's weird.
I don't think she's sipping over her.
If she marries herself, who's going to call anybody on her?
Yeah, but look, she's not simping over herself.
She's not like, oh my God, Brittany, you're amazing.
She's just like, yeah, I can't believe I did that.
Yeah, it comes up.
It's up and stuff.
Yeah, she's kind of pim.
All right.
All right, what we do?
Because we got to go.
We got to move forward.
Simper pimp.
I would say it's pim.
All right.
Well, these guys are confused and so is Britney's spirit.
All right, check this out, homie.
If you need a homie or need some help, we need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Jay needs our help.
Jay.
All right, Jay sent us a DM and said, what's up, Brown Bag?
Shout out from the Yay Area.
Oh, yeah.
No, 40s bad.
He said, I need some help on deciding if I should go to Mexico this December,
leaving on Christmas Day.
What?
Hold on.
You leave Christmas Day.
Celebrate Christmas Eve out here.
Leave Christmas Day.
Probably for New Year's.
Probably, yeah.
That would be expensive.
Yeah.
So he said,
My girl who I've been with for five years
has been telling me to go with her
for the past three years.
She's from Sonora, Mexico,
and lately I've been seeing and hearing
a lot of bad stuff going on out there,
and the U.S. government even put a warning out.
Okay, but you never read the warning labels on the stuff.
Yeah, that's from the U.S.
I'm not from Mexico.
Yeah.
They didn't warn us about our food.
I know.
Okay.
So.
I was a personal choice that you say on the label.
It says don't need.
I know, but I do it.
It's probably not doing.
But that don't.
It's like cup noodles.
You microwave.
You're not supposed to.
We love those brand.
Yeah.
But you love them though, right?
I love them.
Delicious.
Yeah.
Me too.
Yeah.
You're just eating them wrong.
But anyway, okay.
So he said, my parents have been tripping on not wanting me to go.
but it looks hell of fun and by the way my girl and her family make it seem it safe but i don't know
i'm kind of iffy ongoing traveling by car is damn near the only way to get there what should i do
should i go and risk getting into some risky stuff or just wait it out and upset my girl
okay so she's if they're going to sonora which different parts of mexico they have different
reputations yeah mexico period if you've never been there even if you've been there because i remember
I always like growing up we used to go to Rosarito a lot then stuff happened and then we're like we can't go to Rosario yeah yeah and then it's kind of like it's a fear that you have anywhere like going there any place new once once you get there it's like normal yeah yeah not normal like it's still like you have your fear oh yeah yeah yeah but it's like it's the same thing as like over here if you go looking for you're gonna find it yeah there's fears here yeah there's here you're gonna find it exactly I was really afraid the end so I took a family trip to Mexico
city and
grand pride
Mexico city is very touristy
I'd never been there previously
and then it's like man these are still
like art people
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah it's it is
a tourist area over there now a lot of times
it's like just that thing like just don't start
no one be none you know and like go very
humble don't go flashy
yeah you know what I'm saying
don't try to attract too much attention
attention to yourself
especially if you're with people that are already from
the town and already you're kind of like
with it.
Roped into like a family that is already established there.
It's like not that big a deal.
Like when I went last time, my brother was like, yeah, I wanted to wear my chains and stuff.
Yeah.
He's like, yeah, no, no, put on that plane t-shirt and that dirty, like, hat that you have on.
Yeah.
And there's parts of L.A. that you won't want to do that or whatever.
Yeah.
Just being smart.
Like just.
Being street smart.
Don't flaunt.
Yeah.
I think we want somewhere that we could go and we just can not think anymore.
Like, oh.
That's nowhere?
No.
No, but like vacation.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
For vacation, we just want to, I don't want to think.
Maybe Dubai or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Probably not even.
It's super safe over there.
Yeah?
Oh, I've been watching Love is Blind in Dubai.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry.
So, my grandma, the last years of her life, she didn't go back to visit her mother
country of El Salvador.
And I feel really sad for her because that's her home.
But she was afraid, you know, just like they're.
talk about Mexico, El Salvador is just like more concentrated and it's smaller.
Also it's more like it's something could happen to you.
So she feared it so she never went.
Granted, she had a home out there, family out there and everything.
And I just saw the, the, I can, I could feel for her to not have gone.
Yeah.
Is it true you can't have tattoos in El Salvador?
I don't know.
I've heard it because I was like, my friend wanted to take a trip.
He was like, but you had to cover your tattoos.
And I'm like, mm.
To be safe, you should.
I think it's the same kind of thing that attracts attention to you.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But.
So it's like, do you want to attract attention to yourself?
No.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So we're locked.
Just I haven't been back to El Salvador.
I've never been to El Salvador.
I've been to Mexico more than I've been to El Salvador.
Oh, okay.
But I know that that's also probably the stereotype because of Buckeli, the president out there
who's loki locked up everybody.
Yeah.
And in the bad, he's probably locked up some people that either are ex-affiliate or
were affiliated aren't any longer.
in the gangs out there or may have remnants of tattoo so you like they have a tat of the gang but they
don't belong there anymore but he's like no he he even said i think i don't want to quote him specific
like to word for word but he said something along the lines like it's gonna have to happen in order
to make everything smooth is that no no not like that tampoco over uh but in order to i guess
do away with the problem there's going to be some kind of collateral damage collateral damage
So, but I'm not saying it's wrong.
All right.
Just don't go to Salvador.
I don't want you.
I want to go.
What?
What?
You don't even speak Spanish?
I doesn't, oh, hold on.
Let me just trap myself in my house, guys.
I want to travel the world.
Okay.
Why'd your friend tell you?
Oh, it's your Salvi friend.
Yeah.
That's why I'm like, that's a cop.
He's a cop.
I heard it's beautiful.
I heard it's beautiful.
My son went.
My son went last year.
And Loki, the tickets to El Salvador are cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Super cheap.
And they use crypto.
Well, I don't know how about it.
I think a lot of that is stuff since we're here.
We're just going over what we know.
Literally, I know that the tickets are cheap.
A girl showed me a $60 ticket to go to El Salvador.
Round trip.
It was like $160.
Yeah, in the summer.
I'm like, do you use that one app that shows you like the cheaper tickets or one to buy or whatever?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, but back to Mexico.
Oh, yeah.
So my dad's from Guanojato.
He's in a in a Pueblo in Guanojato.
And I worry for him every time he goes, but he's super tight.
It's good.
I guess you go with the right intentions.
You always have to be aware of your surroundings.
As guys, too, I know you guys have to be, like, extra hyper aware.
You got to, like, respect the law of the land, you know what I'm saying?
And, like, just, you know, carry yourself with respect, not also wanting to start issues.
Like, he should be fine.
You know what I'm saying?
And again, this guy's going with his girl, his girl's family.
Like, it's a trip that they do every single year.
It's like they wouldn't be going if they felt like they were in.
danger.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Constantly.
Yeah.
He's not going alone.
Yeah.
And it's like a lot of it's like just, I don't want to say it's propaganda because
it's like stuff does happen.
But it's like it certain places get a bad rap and then you know, you just start to not want to
go anywhere.
It's like no, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same thing like.
Mexico's like the pit bulls of countries.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because they have a bad rap.
Yeah.
And maybe something could happen.
But for the most start.
And that's the weirdest thing.
Like my grandparents, we would go every summer for Tijuana.
And everybody's like, oh, Tijuana.
Like, that's like where you're like, oh, like, why would you go there?
You know what they've told me?
The closer to the States is you've got to be more careful.
Yeah.
And I know our producer who's not here, she's probably NTJ right now.
Her family is a lot in Baja.
So she's like, no, it's not that.
That's the thing.
I'm so used to it.
But the low key, what I've heard, the closer you are to over here is where it gets tricky.
Oh, I've never heard of that way.
My grandpa would always just be like, just mind your own business.
Go to the store.
That's it.
Like, never saw anything bad, never had anything bad.
So it's like.
Well, let's take calls.
Have you been to Mexico and how's that worked out for you?
Our guy hit a sub saying his girl wants to go between Christmas and New Year,
like at the Christmas Day they're leaving and New Year to Sonora Mexico.
He hears bad things.
His family's like, don't go, miho, unless he's tripped up and he's trying to do something.
Or he's like, should I risk something tricky happening to me when I'm out there or should I just like go?
Yeah.
He's hiding his other life.
But he says, or just wait it out and upset my girl.
So I think he's not going.
I think he's scared.
I don't think he really wants to go.
Yeah, I think he is scared.
Because it's like, bro.
I think he's cheating on her.
He doesn't want the family.
In Mexico?
Yeah.
Well, little does he know that she has a break every holiday.
From him?
From him?
In Sonora?
Yeah.
All the guys that are super simple.
What's our homie's name?
Jay.
Jay.
Jay, you don't want to see what Guillermo thinks of her over there.
On New Year?
Yeah.
On New Year?
Guadalajedo,
Picks flowers for her
and gets her fresh milk from the cow in the morning.
She comes back with WhatsApp.
What's up?
Sonora has incredible food, too.
Yeah.
He's at a sender that,
Olalamosa.
Yeah.
Romantic, bro.
Why can't we not be like that?
And this was like,
Caballiero.
Yes, yes.
Real gentleman.
And this was like,
nah, I don't know.
I'm going to scared.
No, I don't know.
I'm going to say.
I'm going to say.
I'm going to see the news.
She meets like a vaquero over the.
there with like real
with his own
with his own
his own horses
he's like
lasso wing stuff
like
he's gonna be like
I'll take care of you
girl
yeah he wears jeans
he wears jeans
yeah
get the mariachi
to perform outside
his ball
burtas
he takes out
he can probably sing
yeah he could probably sing
too
he has like
a lion's mane of hair
just like
incredible
you know like
you're from
Halisco
you're from Halisco
you look like
you're from
you look
what do people
that are from
Sonora look like
are the men
novella
types.
That's a good question.
I'm not sure.
Isn't, what's it?
Isn't Fernando Valenzuela from Sonola?
I don't know.
I believe so.
Don't ask me.
Yeah.
So they look like Toro.
He's from even a smaller place.
Yeah.
So you never know.
You know, a big burly man might take your girl.
That's crazy.
Gotta be careful day.
That's what he should be afraid.
That's what you should be afraid of.
Not Mexico.
Yeah.
See?
Have her calling him El Toro.
Wait until he pitches his game.
He got to,
complete game shutout.
Jay's asking, what should I do?
Should I go and risk getting into some risky stuff?
What kind of things?
I want to talk to Jay, but he's working right now.
Yeah, he's working.
Honestly.
He's even scared to call in.
What should I do?
Should I go and risk getting into some risky stuff or just wait it out and upset my girl?
Jay, do a bunch of push-ups.
All right.
Yeah.
Get ready to go to Mexico, buddy.
Be a man.
Be a man.
He also said traveling by car is damn near the only.
way to get there. So same with my dad's Pueblo. There's the airport and you're just, you're just
driving by Campos and like just green, green and then little like fresa stands. And then before you get
there. It's sketchy though. Like when you're driving through there, are you like, oh my God,
that does not a safe area to be in. No, I think I'm with my dad. I'm having. That's the difference.
It's like when you're with your family, you just feel protected. Like they know what they're doing.
Yeah. That's it. Also, you know, you'd be surprised, like even if you get lost or something,
you can actually ask people for help and they'll actually help you. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And they'll even tell you like, oh, but make sure you don't go there because this happens there.
They'll tell you.
I don't know about that.
The only thing you have to fear is no Wi-Fi.
Yeah, because the low-key you're cut off, at least from the Pueblo where my dad's from.
He's from Pueblo, Nuevo, Wanojato.
And they had like a little internet cafe, and that internet's like modem.
Like all that stuff.
A dial-up to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you just got to learn how to enjoy, like, life there.
And what I thought was really cool is you're passing by people's homes, like, as you're walking.
And everyone tells you,
adios, adios, instead of hi, like, it's adios.
And I'm like, I always wonder why they're telling me bye.
I'm like, do they know something's happening?
No, but it's like, that's just like, the manners are un-sadual.
Yeah, every time I've been there, like, I remember specifically one time I was hanging out with, like my family at my grandpa's house, like, just in the front yard or whatever.
And then this guy with like a, like a hoodie, he's like, he like, he looks menacing.
He just walks over and he's, one of the years, one of those, like, he's super nice.
She's nice.
You know what I'm saying?
Common courtesy.
Yeah, like manners are so common over there.
Yeah.
He must have no manners.
Probably.
He's scared.
He's a no tabo.
Let us help, Jay.
All right.
His girl's been telling him,
Hey,
we're going to be,
Sonora,
you know,
she's like from there.
Her family goes there.
Yeah.
All this stuff, right?
His parents have been tripping,
say, no,
don't go,
Miko.
It's scary.
Yeah.
The U.S.
government.
You know,
all this stuff, right?
And the only way
of getting there
is traveling by car.
He feels kind of iffy about it.
But he knows
it's going to upset his
girl if he doesn't go.
So he's saying
should he risk it or just sit it out for another year.
Be a scary cat.
And let a cowboy take his girl.
Yeah, basically.
That's what's going to happen.
El Vacher Owero is going to come.
You're going to be in a razor on the beach.
Yeah.
Oh, is that William Levy?
Oh, no.
It's just a guy that looks like him.
She's going to be in a troca.
Oh, my mom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no, you're casada.
He's a lot.
Okay.
Sorry.
Sorry.
We got all this thing.
He's at work throwing up right now probably.
Yeah.
We have Jessica from Whittier, and I'm going to go to Jessica from Whittier to get it out of the way
because she's about to...
Jessica.
Jessica.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Party, pooper.
Jessica, what do you have to tell all of us for telling him that it's a say?
She probably has a mature response.
Yeah, she has a story.
What is it?
I have a story.
Experience.
It was a very scary experience.
And we haven't been to Mexico since then.
So it's been three years since it happened.
But my husband keeps insisting, oh, it's cool, let's go.
And I'm like, no, I don't want to go.
No, I don't have to that.
So something happened to you guys.
Yeah, something happened to you guys, and your husband still wants to go back.
Actually, he went not long ago.
By himself.
Because he ain't scared.
You got a real man right there.
That's a man.
That's a man right there.
That's a man right.
All right.
But tell us what happened.
What happened?
What happened?
So we were going to go for Nyrus to celebrate it over there.
The day we got there, we went to a rodeo.
It's called rodeo, not rodeo.
There's drug lord staying at a rancho.
It's in Takatecas.
It's a ranchito.
Yeah.
So the drug lords are just hanging out there.
to lay low, supposedly, but, and then they say that they're all good with the people,
that they don't mess with the people there because they're all good people.
Yeah.
But that day that we went, they mess with you.
Not, well, kind of, I guess, because my husband's brother knows some of them.
So when we went over there, they called them out because he didn't roll his windows down,
and they didn't say hi.
This respect.
So, because we had the windows up.
They ended up calling him to regulate them.
And then after that, when we were going to leave, because I had to use the restroom,
that we were going to leave, they just so happened to that they were going to leave too.
But mind you, I don't know if they were on something or whatnot.
My husband said that they were, but they were behind us.
They were driving.
They were swerving around at first.
And my husband was kind of like, okay, where are they trying to go, right or left.
So they ended up pulling the gun out.
And it's not no little gun
It's the big guns
Like what no the Chivos
They're all out there
And they started shooting it up in the air
And I was like oh my gosh
And then this guy almost hit it
Then my husband had to pull over
So I mean they kept driving off
But then they kept shooting that gun in the air
I told my husband as soon as I saw that gun
I was like oh my God everybody put your heads out
Because I was in the backseat
With my daughter
my husband was driving
was driving and his cousin was on the other side
and everybody was just putting their heads down
my husband was like what the hell
but
dang
I kid you not it was so scary
it's like
you it's like
you it's like set de valetangang
like I don't know
yeah of course
definitely definitely sounds scary
but it also sounds like
but it also kind of sounds like a good time
not going to lie
Jessica I just have to ask a
a couple questions because you were at a Rolillo, right?
Yeah, that's what sounds pretty fun.
Yes, true.
Yeah.
I mean, it was cool, but when you think you put a big gun walking around?
It makes me want to get one of a, no, no, no, no.
But to me the thing is like, I had mentioned earlier, like you kind of got to respect the law, the land, right?
Like, that's not.
And one of the laws is put your windows down, Jessica.
If that's one of the laws, it's like you got to abide by it, they think it could be the
enemy guys, you know what I'm saying?
And so.
I don't know, but.
And so because of that.
They kind of wanted to, like, mess with you guys, unfortunately, and kind of like teach you a lesson.
But they weren't trying to hurt you else.
They would have really hurt you.
You know what I'm saying?
That is true as well.
Yeah.
But I can understand what, not wanting to go back.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I get that.
You actually had an experience and it was negative and you're just like, it's not even worth it.
Negative is subjective.
Jessica, I like to you a lot.
Because I would be you in the situation.
I would be like, oh my God and there's kids in the car and like shooting, like shooting guns in the air.
It's going to come back down.
Where is it going to come back down?
That's a normal thing.
But it also feels like to be like, oh, maybe they were turned.
Yeah.
That's a normal thing over there.
Have you ever been a Fourth of July in East Lowe's?
Stuff goes up.
People happy.
Excited.
Way too happy.
I mean that in, in all respect, but like, do you get what I'm saying?
It might have been the, well, okay, well, okay, you were there with your man's cousin, right?
Or your man's cousin was there?
Man's brother.
Well, my man, my man was there.
He was only driving.
Uh-huh.
But I think, look, if it was just me, okay, I get, you know,
but I'm past it, but I was there with my kids.
Yeah, no, I feel you.
Jess, but I'm saying, like, you had family, like the brother lives there, right?
Or they know the brother?
Oh, yeah, he has family.
Yeah, he has family there.
At that point, could you guys have asked him, like, hey, does this normally happen?
Like, is this celebration or is this, are they being crazy to us?
No, well, it's a normal thing, but you know what?
Not that long ago, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
I was saying because they were over there in the Mfretio.
They were going to go back to the rancho.
And there was this motorcyclist in front of them.
And he got shot right in front of them.
And they were like, what the?
Like, they didn't, they just drove off.
That's not a lot of thing.
They just killed them.
He fell and did it.
But what I'm hearing, loki, is that they understand your civilians is what I'm hearing.
Yeah.
They're kind of just avoiding you guys.
Yeah.
Like, hey, not them, but that one.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know if the motorcycle guy, like, had...
You don't know his type.
You don't know what he was up to.
What do you call it, the querno?
The thing of...
The querno.
Wow, that's crazy.
You even know the terms.
Okay, chiel.
Okay.
Jessica, so you don't want to go back anymore, but your man still wants to go back.
Doesn't that tell you something about your man?
Like,
Ombre.
He has family over there and the business is over there.
So it's kind of like...
Businesses over there?
Family businesses over there?
Can I go with you guys?
All right.
I want to go.
It's because their dad is more like they're into that agriculture, so they have tractors.
Agriculture.
Now we're using big words, huh?
I get it.
I know some agriculturalists too.
They're just self-employed, you know.
Growing and trimming and, you know, trimming and exporting.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, my God.
Jessica, no, you're right.
I get it.
I get that.
Your story is valid.
Your fear is valid.
I know the babies were in the car, so I don't want to joke of that.
But, like, after they shot up in the air, they just, like, you guys just went home, right?
We said, we were there for another week.
And I did not.
You didn't feel comfortable.
I was not safe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because that was, like, the first day we got there.
And after that day, I told my husband, I'm not going anywhere.
Dang, so you ruined the trip or the rest of the week?
That's crazy.
Just because we're scared.
Yeah, Jessica.
So you ruined it?
That's crazy.
Now your man gets going along?
Yeah.
You can't go to the story.
I remember this other time we went to the store.
One little tiendita right there.
We, and me and my side of our wedding, we're like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
Now everybody was, like, talking.
And as soon as some men went in there, everybody was quiet.
So you know, like.
Respect.
No, Jessica.
Jessica, that sounds fine to me.
That's the person you want to be friends with.
All right.
Well, at least Jessica's the prima that is concerned.
She's there for the safety.
I appreciate you, Mamasita.
And see, I had to let her talk because now the rest of these guys, they're going crazy.
She should have got out the car and showed the kids how it was done.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
No.
Don't have her be Grisel de Blanco on people.
Okay, we have Consuelo from Consuelo.
Consuelo.
Consuelo.
Consuelo.
Consuelo.
good morning.
Hi.
Good morning.
Consuela.
I love your name.
I just hope you know.
Thank you.
Just already, I feel consulta.
Consulada.
Consolada.
Consolata.
Consolata.
You got consulted?
Yeah.
I got a free consultation.
That's crazy.
I'm embarrassed.
Umbers.
Consolada.
Or how do you say it?
Yeah.
Consolada.
And that means like consoled, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it means comfort.
It's the
way
Okay
Tell us your story then
Consuelo
Consuelo
Consomme
Consomme
I'm dead
Which is called
I just wanted to hop on here
And say that I've been to Mexico
Like Michoacan
Because I have family out there
And well
It's very known
You know for like heavy
Like cartel and all that stuff
But when I took my son
He was about like four or five
years old, I would always be like de la mano, like always grabbing him by the hand just because
they were just like known for kidnapping kids to and stuff.
Oh my gosh.
But that never, I don't know, that never like got me to fear.
I would just be like, okay, I have to be very like vigilant over my son.
But like, other than that, I wasn't really scared because like Angie says, like we have
family over there.
So I feel safe with my family.
I feel like, oh, like, I could go over there and visit.
Yeah, they know.
Let's go, Consuelo.
So you've been to, like, heavy cartel areas.
Just, you, like, there's rules to it sometimes.
Because sometimes, I think just the stuff we see in the news is like, oh, my God.
Only the bad.
But, like, they didn't even care for civilian lives or stuff like that, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it's always just, like, news, like, just blowing it out of proportion type of things.
Yeah.
other than that no I don't think I feel like if you just um how do you say like
out of sight out of mind type of thing like if you're like if you're not around them or
yeah or anything to do with them like nobody's gonna probably nobody's gonna probably
yeah exactly and and you went to Mitrakan Mishakan uh yeah Uruapaan like me
Uruapan I like that name
Uruapa
Uruapa has a nice Uruapa
Hey, yo.
Gonsuelo.
All right.
Bye, Cozuelo.
I have my son here who wants to say hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
What's up, bro?
What's your name?
And Damien.
Damien.
Hey, thanks for checking in, bro.
We like that you listen on the...
Oh, so when you were little, you went with your mom to me, Chakas.
Oh, that was you.
And he made it back.
And he made it back.
Yeah.
Now he wants to be a cartel member.
Hey.
Kid and kidding.
What do you want to be when you grow up, Damien?
A consultant?
Family business in Mexico.
Probably like an engineer.
Let's go.
They need a lot of those.
I wish that on you, bro.
I hope you become that, bro.
Shout out to you guys.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Be an engineer.
Set up all the lighting.
Shout out to Consum, man.
Yeah.
I knew I was saying it wrong.
I know, I know.
It was just a joke.
Okay, our guy Jay, he hit us up on the homie helpline.
his girl of five years wants to go to Sonora
the day after
so Christmas Day
and stay there until like
New Year's but he's heard a lot of stories
I heard the stories you know
like stuff could be risky out there
I might not come back
be a man yeah should I risk it all
my like my life or
should I make my girl mad and stay here
right
yeah
I don't know because Jessica from Whittier
said that over there
where she went in Saka
They were shooting up in the air
All crazy
That sounds fun
That sounds like a partner
Oh, it's not fun sometimes
I went to Mexico
All girls once
Like for a whole week
But that's the only thing
Just tranza
Like me said menza
When some you lose some
Yeah
But the experience was fun
We got Joker from L.A
Oh Joker
Big Joker
What's a big guy
That Joker
Joe
Goodos
Camarada
Hey
Joker
What up Big Joker
A lady over there
Hey
Joker
Hey, what's happening?
What's that, bro?
I want to help Jay out.
I want to bring him to my barrio and prepare them to, you know, for active duties in Mexico.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Yes, make him baby Joker.
Hey, we got training camp out here?
How is that sound?
We got training camp out here?
Yes.
Hey, check it out.
I'm right here on Florence and Home Street.
Straight up.
Get him prepared, walk him through the neighborhood.
Show him, you know, show him the little route.
Toughing them up.
Yeah.
the fellas. Yeah. Yeah. You know,
get them prepared mentally and physically.
You know what I'm saying?
That's good. I like that. Because you wouldn't
be, if you were to go to Mexico, you got it.
Like, you're like, you know what it is. You could,
you could abide by the rules, right?
Oh, respect.
Hey, honestly, I think South Central is more dangerous than Mexico, you know,
because I was real. Once in a while.
Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm being for real. I'm being for real.
I'm being for real. L.A. ain't no joke.
You know, and when you go to, uh, Mexico, you just got to be
like, you got to blend in, you know what I mean?
You wear your longs see, wear your little hat.
Don't, don't wear a L.
hat. We're like a Mexico hat.
Yeah. That's right. Chivas.
But Jay, Jay sounds a little panickyado, so I want to prepare on time.
I hit my line. You know what I mean? Yes.
We're going to get your line. We're going to have him hit your line and then maybe we need
to hit your line for something else, you know what I'm saying? All right.
Hey, whatever's clever. Hey, I'm down for whatever.
Get me up and I'm a, I'm a, I'm a help Jay out. You know what I'm saying?
Okay. Thank you.
Turn them from a shavala to a to a carnage.
That's right.
Junker.
Let's go.
Good morning, Joker.
Thank you for calling, bro.
Jokers.
Hey, rest and peace, Fernando.
Yes, yeah, bro.
Love you back, bro.
That was good.
Bye.
A team.
Feed man.
There's classes for that?
That's a real homie right there.
Hey, Joker, you need to take Greg, too.
Serio.
No, bro.
Don't know.
Don't joke on it.
You're clowning here.
You can't know like that.
He will find you.
Yeah.
All right.
Cylater.
Cicater.
We got.
We got Pablo from Santa Ana.
Hey.
Pablo.
Pablo.
Hey, good morning, guys.
What's that?
Good morning.
Hey.
Oh, what's up?
Sananera.
Hey.
He's tiny, Angie.
All right.
What would you tell,
Jay, bro, that is afraid of going to Mexico
where his girlfriend's family's from,
but she wants to go at the end of the year?
He has to stay calm.
Mexico during the holidays.
It's very secure.
I mean, from the previous color that she was saying
they were shooting up in the air,
they were just probably celebrated.
They were having a good time.
Nothing to worry about you.
So it sounds like to me.
Something a lot of fun.
Yeah.
He's, he doesn't want to go all tickets.
Man, the tickets are expensive to fly to Mexico.
Yeah, that's always saying.
Like, that time of the year is really expensive because how beautiful it gets over in Mexico.
The fiesta.
Yeah.
And if, and if it's going to a ranchito, you know, sometimes they do like the, like the festas for the baby Jesus.
Exactly.
They do they have little, they have posada.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I think he'll have a great time.
You have to stop thinking, like, a lot of people that are dangerous.
Yeah, I mean, it could be, but just don't have to hang with the wrong crowd.
I'll just take it at ease.
Life's a risk, you know.
Life's a risk, Carnal.
You didn't even say it right.
Carnal.
Palabra.
That's Greg, that's not me.
That's Greg, that's not me.
I know sometimes the voice is sound confusing.
It's also not the army and Angie.
Okay, okay.
Okay, let's go to Jose from Frum.
Fresno. Jose over there in Fresno.
Yo, what's good, Brownberg?
What's up? Jose? Good morning, dude. Bro. What would you tell? What would you tell Jay?
Pretty much, don't be scared, man. I went last year with my fiance's family. We went to
Morelia in Michoacan, and it was my first time going in like 12 years, like more than 12 years.
I was scared too a little bit. I was nervous, but once we were out there, it was chill.
We got to the airport. We drove through the ranchitos and stuff. And, uh,
it was fun we had a great time we're out there for a week but like you said when you're closer to
the states that's where it's more dangerous like we go out to ticuana and we've been messed with with the cops
out there just for the tent you know and so i i feel like once you're actually like deep in
mexico it's it's it's more chill out there changes yeah yeah all right for sure so i mean i think
homeboy just needs to stop being scared and go out there you'll have fun for sure yeah but first
visit Joker.
Yep.
And then go...
Do some burpees?
Yeah.
Tupping up?
Yeah.
Brenda from...
I think it's South Central L.A.
It says S-C-L-A, I'm assuming.
Brenda.
Hi.
Good morning, Bram.
Hi, Brenda.
I'm so excited.
Gail, Brenda.
I listen to you every morning and then I always try to get in and then I can't.
And then so I'm very happy to be here.
Wow.
Look at you now.
You're here just to talk about the unsafeness or safety.
this is Mexico.
It was meant to be.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Jay?
I'm here to give Jay's girlfriend.
She needs to help because if this is not going to come.
Like that's a big,
it sounds like she goes every year.
And if he's not going to show, she's going to drop him.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I've been going every year since I was a kid.
And honestly,
the best way to travel is with your family or
when you know the locals because they know what's up.
So, I mean, I felt safer when I go places with people that know the area versus going places where I don't know anybody there and I'm all skeptical.
But yeah, like, he's tripping.
He should just go.
And then home girl who called from Whittier, like, no offense, but it's Sakatecas.
Like, everybody knows Sakatecas.
It's like that.
It's like all there.
Yeah.
Brenda.
Great people at Sakatakas.
Brenda, I have a question.
When you've gone out there and you've been single, do you get hit on a lot by the?
the locals.
Oh my God.
I mean, you know the answer to that question.
What about not single?
I want Jay to hear it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like what the things that they tell you over there?
Oh, where's your husband?
Hey, my friends and I,
because I'm telling you, we've been going since we were kids.
I changed your name.
Amora la Mexicana.
Amora la Mexicana is something else.
Like, they start talking to you in Spanish and you're like, oh my God.
Like, they could change a lot of life.
You know, I'm going to change.
You know how they have camerones
Al-ojo deajo deajo
She's having Amora la Mexicana
Oh
Wow
Jay, that's what your girl's gonna get
Oh
If you don't go
You toss around like one of those shrimps
I can keep again with the program
Because if not
I'm telling you from experience
Because like if this is like a family
Because my family
We leave right after Christmas
And we stay for New Year
And like
If this guy is not gonna do this for his girl
like it may not work out because it sounds like this is what her family does every year.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like all of you have been saying you just got to like respect the law of the land.
Like you got to know what's up.
Like I've been to TJ and that got pulled over and then I remember what my dad would say like, oh, is there any way I can pay the fee up right now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Don't be scared of it.
Just bring cash.
Just join them.
Brenda.
No.
Do you and your home girls
change your names
when you go?
Don't I.
No.
You have a WhatsApp?
Change your name, girl.
Do you have WhatsApp?
You have WhatsApp?
Yeah, but I also have family out there, so.
Ah, sure.
Yeah.
I have a Mexico name.
What's your Mexico name?
Well, I haven't used it since I was a teenager,
but me and my sister and my cousin,
when we would go to the Pueblo,
we'd all change our names.
What is it?
That's smart.
I never did that.
Why?
Because.
That's a different character.
We're not in Mexico.
I've never changed my home.
What would you guys name me in Mexico?
Okay, you're Angelica and Sanana.
Brenda.
Yeah.
What about, no, no, no, in Mexico, what would I be?
Brenda.
Amy.
Amy?
Yeah, La Amy.
You know what's funny is like you would give it out because we would go during the time.
In February, they have a fiesta.
So you go and you meet people there.
And they have a whole thing where they have the girls walk one way in a circle
and the guys walk another way in a circle.
And if they like you, they hitch you over the head with the, with that.
The confetti.
The confetti.
Oh, that's cool.
And then you're like supposed to end up talking or whatever.
So over there, you don't know who's related to who, low-key.
Facts.
Because it's such a small pueblo.
Yeah.
And I remember we were giving out, yeah, we're giving out our fake names.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, it's true.
No, let me finish my story.
Stop deflecting.
Stop deflecting, fools.
Yeah.
Now you.
Now you, Vic, you're not the food today.
And you's.
Amy.
Cayeta.
Amy.
See, so then, let me finish the story.
So then the guys that did the thing to us and we gave my,
our fake names.
Like a couple days later,
they go looking for us.
So they knock on like the house
and they're like,
oh la, we're looking
a Katrina and Sulema
and Yessica.
None of, that's none of our names.
Yeah.
And then my family's like,
who?
And then they saw my cousin walking
and they're like,
yeah, there's her la Sulema.
That's not her name.
So then they're like,
oh no,
and my hizho son de la Misa.
You're from the same house,
meaning like you're related.
Oh.
But like they had seen the boys because they know them because they live there.
Yeah.
They're like, what are you guys doing here?
We're looking for these three girls.
I'm like, bro, they're your cousins.
Wow.
Yeah, that's pretty tight.
So change your name.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Long story short, change your name is free girl.
All right.
Let's go to Jaime.
Jaime online three.
Jaime.
Juaniziz, Jaime.
Jaime.
Hey, Jaime.
What's that?
Hey, Jaime.
Okay, so talk to us.
This guy, Jay, hit us up.
He has a girlfriend for five years.
She's going to Mexico with her.
family like she always does in the end of the year, invited him, but he's like, I don't know if I want to risk it.
It's tricky. It seems like he's going to say, no, he's not going to go.
He's like, should I get my girl mad or should I risk my life?
What do you have to say?
Honestly, he has to go, man. There's nothing to worry about.
His family is not like you're going alone.
I went to TJ by myself to drop on my daughter because she's going to Puebla.
And I was alone and I had a rental truck.
and the first thing came to mine is to go eat.
But then these guys started following me.
And I noticed it because I didn't even flash anything.
I just had my phone.
I told them, Mariaachi, can you tell me this song?
And then from there, $100, $100 bill, I dropped the $100 bill.
That's when they started following.
I was like, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
And then my phone died, so I didn't know where I was at.
I was trying to ask the directions.
They sent me to the spot.
I'll go this way, go that way.
and that's going to be the main street to leave Mexico.
They told me to go to this dirt road out of nowhere, and I got scared, and I just left.
When I crossed the border, they stopped me because they started asking me,
hey, what are you doing here?
What are they doing in Reno?
And blah, blah.
They searched the truck.
Everything, it was hella crazy.
They took everything too serious over there.
And, I mean, for him, yeah, I think he should go.
Don't make your girl man.
What?
Hold on all the stories
You make me not want to go
No you guys don't get it
He made it out
It was fine
No
It might have been traumatic
But he made it
He was scary
He was scared but nothing happened
Out of all the calls that we got
That were like
Yeah go or don't go
You scared me the most
No pasan nada
Like the fact that your phone died
You had no phone
And also you went very unprepared
Bro you need to do better
Charge your phone
You should not have your phone
Dying and bring
Pesos
Don't be bringing in American dollars
Fool
your first mistake.
I don't know, man.
Never going by myself again and my life again.
Hell, no.
Yeah.
That's the thing is like they're going,
like they're going with the family, right?
So that was a little different.
Yeah, with family, it's okay, you know.
You know, if you know people over there,
yeah, it's fine.
Yeah.
Don't go by yourself.
No, no, it's no.
And you know what's, I get why you took her to T.
Because like, then she flew from T.
T.J. to Puebla, right?
It's a little bit cheaper, too.
Yeah, to fly out of T.J.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
My dad does that all the time.
All right, Jaime
All the way from Wisconsin, I'm on Wisconsin, man.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
There is.
Bro, I'm going to tell you right now.
We have our phone screener, Umberto, right?
And it says, Jaime, and then it says, I thought this was your last name.
Why, how did he put it?
Did he spell like West?
Milwaukee.
Milwaukee?
No, it's not, but it's not spelled like Milwaukee.
Yeah, spelled like M-I-W-A-K-I-I-M-W-A-K-I-M-W-A-K-I-I-M-W-W-E-W-W-E-W-W-E-W-W-E-W-W-W-E-W-W-W-E.
You know, my good friend, Umberto, got the Watts district education.
Oh, yeah.
He's got a little give him a pass.
He means well.
Jaime, I appreciate you for calling him, bro.
Thank you, man, appreciate it, man.
Have a great morning, brown bag.
You too.
Oh, chiquito.
I just saw how he spelled it.
He literally spelled it in Spanish.
Milwaukee.
Let's go to another Jaime.
Hyman San Bernardino.
I know you've been on hold for a long time, bro.
San Bernardino, Jaime.
Jaime.
Hey.
What's up, Hyman?
Brownberg.
Good morning.
How are you, bro?
Hey, first and first, first.
I want to say, happy anniversary to my wife, Gloria,
20 years together this Monday.
20 years together.
Congratulations.
Hey, what's your secret, Jaime?
Oh, just listen.
Just sit there and listen.
Oh, my God.
That's great.
That's great advice.
All he does is, mm-hmm.
That's all we need sometimes.
Sometimes we're telling you guys a story
and you guys just do this thing as men.
where you want to tell us like an answer and we don't want that.
We want you to listen to our story.
You should do just want to vent sometimes.
See what I just did right now?
You see what Hyman is just listening?
Yeah.
Staying quiet.
Greg has a girl who've been like, you're not even listening.
You're like, huh?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Crazy.
It's different with you because you just have that phase of like you're not even paying attention
and it's really annoyed.
Heyman.
So let's listen.
Hyman, talk to us.
What would you tell Jay?
And shout out to you and your wife.
Congratulations.
I hope to be.
like that one day?
Just do it.
Just do it.
I go to San Felipe, Rosarito,
Mexicali, at least every other
month.
Wow.
I was raised in the hood,
so when you go out there,
you got to have your instinct up.
You can't just be running around
doing a bunch of dumb stuff.
It's like when you go to LA,
you can't do dumb stuff
because you'll get checked.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just you have your instinct.
We even go camping out there.
Yeah.
Stay on point.
Bras, San Felipe, I haven't been there
since I was a kid.
I want to go so bad.
San Felipe was the best.
Oh, it's nice.
The beach.
It's nice.
It's nice.
A beautiful beach.
Very nice.
Oh.
If I go there and I see you.
So we go camping in the Ternanada, Rosarito.
We go stay with friends in Mexicali.
We go to Tecate.
We go to all the Baja.
You must be a good time, huh?
Like people like you.
Oh, man, you got to.
You know what I did?
I'm showing another life to my kids because I don't want them to grow up and say,
we never did nothing.
We didn't do nothing.
Yeah.
And then something happened to them.
And they're like, oh, I wish I should have done this in my life.
I wish I could have to do.
I like that,
I like it.
Thank you so much for calling in Hyman.
Congratulations to you and your wife.
Happy anniversary.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Of course.
Bye,
Bobby.
San Felipe is nice.
Bro,
San Felipe is beautiful.
The beaches out there.
They keep shaking his head saying no.
What?
The whole time he's been saying no.
He's been judging the whole time.
He's been saying,
no.
He's going to have like the dirtiest water.
You don't go in the water.
It has an area.
So there's not like moving water.
It's just all the nasty.
It's still.
A swamp?
It's a swamp?
It's not a swamp.
Get out of my swamp.
It's not very clean.
It's what?
It's not very clean.
Oh.
A lot of people go.
Answer.
Caratito,
that was more bonit.
That's a lot.
I'm kidding.
I love you.
Our beautiful listeners in San Felipe,
but we're very offended.
Yeah.
Oh, Zane.
If we can go to the Santa Monica Pier in the water,
we can go to South Philippe in the water, okay?
I've gotten the Long Beach water, so I'll be fine.
Okay.
Oh, D.
I've been off-roading in San Felipe and it's pretty nice.
It's like really beautiful.
All right.
Well, not according to Jose, his travel guide.
We got Lulu from Pekoyama.
What's up Lulu?
Lulu.
Hi, good morning.
What are you doing?
I'm making my morning coffee.
Oh, what is it?
What is it?
What is you putting it?
Tell me about it.
Well, I only do half and half creamer and that's it.
No sugar.
Oh, because you're sweet enough.
Yeah, you are the sugar.
Stop.
Let me do it.
It's weird when you do it.
It's really creepy.
When I do, we're home girls.
All right.
All right.
Lulu, what would you tell Jay?
It's cool when they do it.
It's probably when I do it.
Well, I honestly think he should just go because he's going with family.
So he shouldn't be scared at all.
Yeah.
And she stayed next to the girlfriend and listen to her throughout the whole trip if he doesn't want to see that happen.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have to.
Like, if your girl can go.
And your girl can handle herself.
Hold her hand.
Have her protection.
Babe, I'm scared.
Pete.
Hey, babe.
Hold her.
Bro, that's just my Tio.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Hold me, babe.
Yeah.
George of Pocoyamo.
What's up, Hore?
Hey, at this point, what's a Jorge?
What's up?
What's up?
Talk to us.
What would you tell Jay?
Oh, come on.
First of all,
since I was getting shot,
I'll give a shout to my wife, Kim,
because she says I'm on Enfalo,
and I'd be bugging you guys every day.
Oh, I knew it was a hater.
That's what it is.
You call this more, huh?
She's a hater.
She's a Dodger fan.
She's a good.
No, I'm just saying.
So she's your better half is what you're saying.
Yeah, she put me on to you guys, so I'm not.
That's my name.
What's her name?
Kimberly.
Shout out Kimberly.
Kimberly from Prokoyne Hills.
She knows what's up.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you have to tell Jay and Fadozo?
I think the family's testing him now.
He said he's been worth five years already.
He's the third time they asked her.
All the Primos, then I'll probably be texting that food.
Like, I'll text in her, hey, sim, sim, sim, sim,
yeah.
He's even friends to see us.
Third strike and he's probably out after this.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's it, you know.
And he needs to go down there.
You need to go see what the family dynamics is,
what the Tia and feels beyond arguing about.
How big the serenos are.
Yeah.
True.
All the cheese men.
No, honestly, like, I was, I was just thinking about this moment.
like going on a trip with like a family trip is a very like sacred thing yeah you know it's not that
everybody gets even invited sometimes it's like in some families they'll be like nah we haven't even
been married we're not even married so I'm not even going to take them to present to my family out there
that I really care about and are going to ask me about you know for years to come so it's like he's failing
these tests badly yeah he's failing you're right I didn't even think of it like that neither
and then usually the the head of the house will still all the shock calls
a grandma, grandfather, they're in Mexico.
So they want to make a, before they get married,
they want approval from this guy.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, if you want the blessing, yeah.
But if you want the blessing, you got to go to Mexico.
Mama Coco.
It's true.
Yeah, they're probably saying, like,
if he's a race getting over here,
how do you think he's going to be protecting you later on?
Exactly.
Especially if they're old school machista.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
That's crazy.
Where's Root's family from in Mexico?
She's Ecuador.
Oh, in Ecuador.
I don't know.
I have her.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
But she's Ecuadorian.
Jordan?
Where's Jordan's family from in Europe?
In Ireland?
No, she will...
Her family's from Colombia.
Most of her family...
Damn.
You have to go to Colombia.
Can't wait.
They have nice things over there.
Don't see you.
Yeah, Colombia is nice.
You have a lot of nice things over there.
We know what you mean.
No, it's a beautiful.
You got you?
It's very hard for me.
I know you're listening at work and no one's on your side except for that girl from Whittier
and then that one fool that said he almost got robbed because he didn't charge his cell phone
and all that stuff.
Oh, yeah.
But even he said, just go.
Yeah, just go.
Just go and you're getting tested and right now you're failing.
Yeah, real stuff.
Because guess all the men in her family go to Mexico.
How are you going to be a man in her family if you don't go to Mexico, okay?
Exactly.
Just go and get turned every day so you're not thinking about it.
No, she's got to get turned like a tortilla out there by a barquero.
Victor!
Yeah.
So here's the name of the game.
Greg is going to play a sound clip from a romantic movie.
Love romance movie, yes.
Forrest Gump is a romance movie.
He played Jenny.
He loves Jenny.
Okay, so if you can guess it correctly, then you're going to go, right?
If you play any it or...
My memory for Christmas.
No, I got...
These are pretty good movies that I guess.
Okay, I hope so, Greg.
We got Manny from Palmdale on the line.
Gio, what I'm Annie?
Hi, Manny.
Hello.
What's up?
Hello to you.
Hi.
Hi, me.
I'm a little nervous.
Why?
Why are you nervous, Manny?
Let's go, Manny.
Shout out to you.
What are you doing over there in Palmdale?
I work as a phlebotomist.
Nice.
Your blood.
Blood, blood.
Flobotomous?
Yeah, it's blood.
Yeah, it's blood.
Yeah, I'm asking.
Yeah, I think I'll take out blood.
Okay.
I thought they were a nurse.
Why didn't he just say that?
Yeah, he's not a vampire?
Because he actually has a name.
Lobotomist.
And it's spelled with a P-H.
I like it.
I like it, Manny.
He's a...
Very sophisticated.
All right, Manny.
So we're going to play you a clip of a love movie.
You're going to tell us what the movie is,
and we will give you tickets to Fuerre Sada Heidas.
Don't Fall in Love Fest if you do, okay?
If you can do it correct.
Okay.
All right.
Go ahead, Greg.
We like each other right away.
Remember me the very...
Next day
Such a good movie
So great
I couldn't really hear
All I like her
With the ukule
Well it's because
You're in Palmdale
You know
All right
Oh babe
Play it again
Play it again
Play it one more time
Yeah
We liked each other
Right away
But you didn't
Remember me
The very next day
I love this movie
I will tell you the lyrics
We liked each other right away
But you couldn't
Remember me the very next day
Okay I don't think this is a rom-com
But it's the first thing that
into a mind is a Napoleon dynamite
Napoleon dynamite is a love movie
You leave him alone, you better leave him alone
He loved Pedro
Tina, it's a talk
Valfo Pedro
Hey funny thing, my middle name is Pedro
Oh, you're so cute
Manuel Pedro, crazy
It's very hot
Mani
Mani, it was really nice talking to you
I love that you from Palmdale
I look at you want to put you on hold
So then I could give you my abuelita's address
You can go check on her for me
She's over there right now
And you see if she's okay
I would love to
Okay, but
You didn't get it correct, bro
It's not Napoleon down on my
Wait, wait, before I go, Lettie, can you shout out my homie
Jorge Luis?
Your, her sons?
Hold on, my children?
No, that's my homie's name, that's what I wanted you to shout him out.
No way.
Is he also from Palmdale?
No, Santa Clarita.
Let's go, Santa Clarita.
Yeah, hey, Loki, Santa Clarita and Palmdale unite.
Yeah?
Because they're like a good, like they can go to even.
It's not that far.
from each other.
I get to,
yeah.
All right,
shout out Jorge Luis
from Santa Clarita,
man.
One of my
kids is named
after you.
The other one is
too.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Don't start that.
Thank you,
let you appreciate that.
Love you guys.
Appreciate you back.
Wait,
hold on
because I need you to check
on my Owlita.
I need you see how
her blood is.
Okay.
Okay.
He didn't get it.
No.
That was pretty easy.
No.
I feel like the lyrics
can I say it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Fifty first dates.
50 first dates.
Yeah.
Love that movie.
We got more.
Adam Sandler was talking really low in that clip.
Yeah, that's what it was.
All right, let's go to Rick.
Rick from La Habra.
Rick, Rick, Rick.
Let's go.
What's up?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
All right, we're ready, too.
Okay, go ahead.
Greg.
Oh, man, he is a girl.
Big girls can't play no ball.
Ball better than you.
Iconic.
A love movie?
Yep.
I don't know if that's a love movie.
Okay, go.
Go.
You guys is love.
Take a my own weekend.
You can you have a buddy.
Okay.
Play it again.
Oh, man?
He is a girl.
Big girls can't play no ball.
Ball better than you.
Just so you know, it's part of a movie where they kind of go back, like it's like...
That's the little rascals.
Rick, I hope you have a good day, Rick.
Rick from live, bro.
I'm making it as easy as possible.
No, you're not.
That's actually really hard.
Bro, the notebook exists, dog.
Yeah, I know.
I feel like the...
Hey, Rick, it was, it was, is it loving basketball?
Love and basketball?
Yeah, you could have played another part where they're fighting for the love, playing basketball.
That's harder.
This is the main part.
I appreciate you, bro.
I appreciate you, bro.
If you want to say a stupid thing about Greg, you can.
Go ahead.
Go, go, Rick.
And Ajo.
Yeah.
You're getting to take it.
Oh, that.
Oh, Greg.
Yes.
Greg has been playing.
Like, I got two girls in my DMs that said, I knew all the movies that Greg was playing.
Told you.
Thank you.
I've had another love movie knowledge.
Okay.
Greg, before the break, we're playing a love because we want to give away these tickets to see
Forza Atejida, after Forza
Rejida, Don't Fall in Love Fest.
Chino, Black, Black, Sexy Red,
Little Baby, so many more are going to be there.
And we're trying to hook people up, but Greg
played...
It's so hard. First, Greg played
someone, like a clip from, what's it called?
Fifty first dates? No, no, the one that you played
for me. Forrest Gump. Yeah, Titanic, I think,
is a love movie. It is not.
Forrest Gump is like an American movie.
It's not a love movie. It is a historical
tragedy. About a couple of love.
Based on love. Yes.
Yeah. Yeah. I agree with you that.
Love.
I agree with you that as based on love.
Me too.
She was a skeezer.
And sometimes love, you get skised on.
She should have never let them go.
Any ways.
Cynthia Blas, beautiful girl, by the way, you're not getting her Instagram.
She says, tell Greg I knew it was love in basketball,
because he also then played a love and basketball clip, right?
Yep.
Thanks, Cynthia.
Appreciate you and your beautiful self.
You better stop.
Do you have Ruth?
I can still acknowledge beautiful people that acknowledge my beautiful work of beautiful movies.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
So Greg is going to play a sound clip.
Yes.
And if you can, you can guess right what sound clip he's playing from what love movie you get tickets to go to Don't Fall in Love Fest.
Okay.
We have Andrea.
Again, why do you keep taking it off for the first place?
Because I have to make it easier now for the people to get the answers.
For these people?
What do you mean these people?
They need to get the answers right on listeners.
Not here.
All right.
Andrea.
Andrea from Hawthorne.
Do you hear how he's talking to me?
Can I get a Lord?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Oh, my God.
I'm so nervous.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so letty.
I make you nervous?
Stop.
Oh, my gosh.
Really?
Oh, I sound like a robot.
Andrea.
Yeah, I could hear you, though.
Oh, okay, okay.
Andrea, can I talk to you and tell you about the rules?
Yeah, yeah.
I know, I know, I know.
Okay.
Okay, you tell me the rules then.
Yeah, what are your rules, Andrea?
I have to listen to a clip, right?
A movie?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then if you guess correctly, you get tickets.
Okay.
You better pick the easy one for me.
Okay.
Gray, yeah.
It won't be lazy, but okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
And what happens if a car comes?
You die.
What?
Just relax.
Just trust.
You need to learn how to trust.
Oh, my God.
I can't even hear it.
Play it again, Greg.
I'm gonna play it.
One more time.
And what happens if a car comes?
You die.
What?
Just relax.
Just trust.
You need to learn how to trust.
So the clip is a girl saying what happened if a car comes?
And then the guy says you die.
Just relax.
This is always on everybody's Instagram story.
It's never.
I've never seen that.
What?
I feel like that you did this.
I know what movie is.
This is easy.
And I know what's seen, but that doesn't come to mind when you're something else you could have used.
What is there something else?
Okay.
Let her answer.
Okay.
Andrea.
Andrea, do you have an answer?
Andrea?
Andrea?
Hello?
Hello?
She don't have an answer.
Okay, look.
Greg, you know what you're doing?
Andrea.
Andrea in three, two, one.
All right.
See what you did?
You made it so hard.
Andrea is quiet.
This is what Greg is doing.
He's doing what Angie did when she was quoting two parts.
It's like obscure.
Obscure lyrics are like that's not known for.
It's not the main part because we all know it instantly.
Yes.
It's always on everybody's.
You know what he's doing too?
What?
Like he knows all the ones will know.
know so he's purposely going to another one.
Like how he knows we all love the Dodgers,
so purposely, part of his fan.
He knows we love the Lakers, purposely Celtics fan.
You're not allowed for the Sunclus.
Yeah.
What movie is it?
The notebook.
How'd you know?
Because I know his voice.
It's either that or Ken.
It's either that or when he's Ken.
Okay.
See?
You knew.
All right, that was pretty easy.
No.
No.
Because if you were doing the notebook, you should have said,
I wrote you for 100 days or something.
If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
Those are all the good ones too, but this one's the best one.
You made her so, like, embarrassed that she just hung up.
Yeah.
She just stayed on the line just quiet.
Yeah.
Amelia.
Amelia, number line for, Amelia from Los Angeles.
Yo, Bola, Amelia.
Buenos days, brown bag.
What's her, mamacita, Linda?
How are you this morning?
Pretty good.
I'm just getting to work.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
Oh, right now I'm a temp at a warehouse.
Cracking and strapping.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I do some of that over here, too.
Hey, yo.
I do.
I crack the mic.
I strap on my headphones.
What are you talking about?
Chill.
You can't even strap on your seatbelt over there.
Crazy.
Okay.
Mia, have you heard the sound clips he's using?
Do you agree that they're too hard?
They are too hard.
Yeah.
Do you guys don't know.
Your love movies in?
Go fall in love.
I think I do.
Go fall in love for ones, yeah.
Oh, my God.
The festival's called Nottina-Mor-N-Money.
Don't follow in love.
Okay.
Okay, so Greg's going to play a very hard sound clip from a movie.
Just like he played very hard songs yesterday.
This is the easiest, easiest, easiest one.
Okay.
Easiest.
Like, I, there's no excuse for her not to get this.
Okay, Amelia, are you ready?
I am.
All right, go.
So let me raise a toast to the girl I love most of the whole world.
Please don't say me name.
Please don't say me name.
Darla.
That was the coming of age movie.
Don't say a little rascal.
Little rascots.
Me and my girls love that movie.
Yay!
I don't think it was a love movie, but what that is like?
It's a coming of age story.
Yeah, it's a little comedy.
There's a little love in there.
Girl, you are going to the Don't Fall in Love Fest, Fuerceda.
What are you?
Chinopaca, sexy red, all of that.
Congratulations, Mamasita.
Awesome, thank you.
You're welcome, baby, baby, girl.
That made me so mad.
You, you, you, bro.
You, bro.
Easy.
Easy.
All right.
Look.
Hey.
Sambra Sala with Angie.
Okay.
When you guys think of Nicole Kidman, what comes to my?
The AMC commercial.
Yes, that's one, right?
Because here, we come to this place.
This one.
For magic.
We come to AMC theaters to love.
This one, right?
Oh, that's her.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The lady that, like, was mean to Sama.
Why would you slam the door, Vic?
You have Victor.
What was you?
You're interrupting me.
What happened?
Do you see how loud that was?
That was very loud.
That was very loud.
He just jumped across the room.
He just jumped.
Where were you?
Go ahead.
Take it away.
Take it away.
Schooling the youth.
He was talking to Roosevelt.
Hi.
We have them in waiting.
We're going to interview them and we talk to Garfield.
Then we're going to play it tomorrow for the East L.A.
Classic.
That was so loud.
Sorry.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, no.
I remember.
remember Nicole Kidman for that?
Also for the movie The Others?
Great movies. Scary.
Super tight. Like a thriller.
And then also for pushing Samoa Hayek recently
when she wanted to take a while. Oh, you're right.
That's Nicole Kempin. Yeah.
Why you do that to? Why you do that to our
queen, Samoa Hayek?
Samo was trying to take a picture or something and La Nico was like,
don't touch me. She was in happy feet.
She was a voice actress there.
It's cool.
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to change.
your mind about her, okay?
You're going to look at her a lot different.
But different how?
Because I already think she's mean.
Well, I mean, maybe like Cochina.
Like, nasty.
Oh.
Nasty girl?
She's a nasty girl.
And I mean it like that, okay?
Because she's filming like a movie called Baby Girl, right?
And it's a very, I want to say, kinky movie.
Okay.
Very, like.
And so she's at a panel and they're asking her, like, when you were filming this
movie, can you talk about, like, that one scene that you remember or you think
it was really hard?
And then she's just like, yeah, that was.
this one in particular that I just had to stop because I was getting way too excited.
And she's talking about like different sexings.
Okay.
Listen.
There was times when we were shooting where I was like, I don't want to wh-h-manymore.
Don't come hear me.
I hate doing this.
I don't care if I never am touched again in my life.
I'm over to it.
It was so present all the time for me that it was almost like a burnout.
Ew.
Yeah.
That's what I said.
I'm like, that is TMI.
That she don't want to owe anymore.
Mm-hmm.
But the...
She was very turned on.
This is just a regular movie, not the adult ones.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's not like that even happened.
She's not actually doing it.
Well, that's my question.
It's like, are you?
Simulated.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They're not doing it for real.
No.
No, that's what I'm saying, it's usually simulate, like, simulated.
They're doing what we did when we weren't allowed to do.
Oh, like, uh...
Dry Humping.
Dry humping.
Oh.
And they have like something in what I'm assuming.
Yeah.
Apparently allegedly.
They either have like a pillow there or like underwear that like like underwear.
Mm-hmm.
It's dry humping.
I need to look this up.
Yeah.
I feel like that has to be cheating.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think it's like the fact that she's saying that she was so turned on.
Her old, that fact that she owed a lot.
Yeah.
Because some some girls can't do that at all.
you know what I think
Oh
No they can do that
They can
It just doesn't happen
That's kind of sad
You don't make them
I'm not talking about me
I'm not the
Russie
I don't know
I'm right over there big
Hey
Tell them
Tell them
Tell them what you told me
Tell them what you told me
Tell them what you told my neighbors
Wait your neighbors
Your neighbors know my name
Name
Name
No but I'm saying
like no that I've heard that before you know I'm saying that like that doesn't always happen
yeah or girls right when that happened so it's like the fact that they're not even doing it
yeah she's all happening is insane to me yeah she was just like thinking about it then and then just
started to feel a type of way no I don't know it was it was it was she was feeling it she owed and
she was tired of it yeah it was just too much for her I'm tired of doing it and the scene after scene
I'm you're saying it's a kinky movie yeah yeah yeah so it's pretty much she's playing like a
poster.
Her,
oh, so it's with
Antonio Banderas
and then this young
Antonio Banderas
and she's married.
Hey,
hey, husband
oh, she's married?
No wonder,
she was mad at
Salma Hyatt
that was his
professional work
X before.
Okay, so let me tell you
why you say it?
Okay, so the storyline
is that Nicole Kidman
she plays like a very
successful business woman, right?
And she starts having
her husband and the movie
is Antonio Banderas.
Okay, and she has an affair
with a younger,
a much younger guy, his name is
Harris Dickinson, 28 years old.
That's his, where his...
All right, Mr. Dickinson.
Those scenes, she's happy,
are with Harris Dickinson.
No way his name is Harry Dickinson.
It is.
It is.
Harris, Harris.
Harris.
Harris for short.
Harry for short.
Harry is Dickinson.
Yeah.
I think he's in the wrong field for her.
So imagine she's in those scenes with a very young guy.
But how many of those scenes are there where she's like, I'm tired of it?
I don't know.
Kind of weird.
And so at first I thought of me, I'm like, maybe she's single and I missed it.
But no, she's been married since 2006 with Keith.
And then she goes home to her husband.
How was work today, honey?
Okay.
It was miserable.
I just had a lot.
I was so bad.
Hold on.
Let me have to read.
First, it looks like a mature category.
Yes.
with them next to each other
Angie you shouldn't know about mature
categories
I don't
She's 57 and he's 28
Yes
And he says
I see one of those
Yeah he says
He said we'd have a discussion
With the intimacy coordinator
They had an intimacy coordinator
Yeah
And then Nicole and I kind of did our own thing
With it once we set
Once we set the parameters
Of what we were both comfortable with
Oh we just did our own thing
The intimacy coordinator is saying
What are you comfortable with
What do you want as a director?
What are you comfortable doing from that vision?
They're facilitating that and doing it very delicately
delicately without interrupting the actual scene.
This is a movie set?
Yes, this is a movie set.
This is a regular movie set.
Oh, I get it.
I get it.
He's choked her.
Okay.
There's a photo of the, yeah.
Like the intimacy.
Yeah, grabbing her from behind.
Grabbing her from the neck.
You know what's crazy is that.
I see her face.
Very excited.
If this movie flops, like all this is just for nothing.
Damn.
It's like when 50 Cent lost all that weight for that one movie?
Yeah.
It didn't go anywhere.
And her husband just has to live with that now.
That's what I'm saying.
For what?
Oh my gosh.
For $2 million at the box office?
I need that job as an intimacy coordinator, though.
I wouldn't know how that is.
Well, that was a director because the director was a female.
She was a girl.
And so Nicole kept saying like, well, she made me feel very comfortable.
Like, if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have done this.
Like, I wanted to step out of my comfort zone, all that stuff.
I don't think you want.
I gave one of her photos from the.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, that was, yeah, that, they caught her mid-O.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I don't think you want to be an intimacy coordinator though, Greg.
Why?
Because you're going to be, have to make them like.
Yeah, you're a fluffer.
Like, now kiss.
Now kiss.
Oh, you're going to be charged with that.
Like, there's guys there too.
Like, you know, you're going to have to.
And then you're going to have to.
And it's fine.
It's fine.
I mean, you know what I'm saying.
So the guy, the co-star said that Nicole was like the most comforting,
warm performer to work across from.
Warm.
He called him.
He was.
He was.
He called her.
He was in that thing.
He was in that thing.
To know the temperature.
Anybody calls my wife more?
Keith Durbin.
But Fudgeon!
He knows the temperature of my girl?
Oh my God.
That is.
I'm done here.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I tell you guys, you're not going to see Nicole Kittman the same anymore.
He said, he says, she is so daring.
She's so brave.
And she does stuff.
And you're like, what the hell is that?
You can't even think of it.
I'm sick.
So he's saying she's experienced because she's,
She's older.
Oh, maybe.
Oh, my God.
Like actors and actresses, different breeds.
It is.
They're different breed.
Because they're like, they're just complimenting each other like throughout.
Too much.
Yeah.
All the time.
Oh my God, she's just so stunning.
There's boundaries.
That's crazy.
All right.
How old is she?
What?
How old is she?
She's 57.
All right.
That's it for Sombrasala.
Brat to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
Keep it warm for us.
Keep it warm for us.
