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Sparrow 106, LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Dias.
Good morning to you.
Hey, good morning, especially in shout-out, and I hope they have a great day.
Those two Dodger fans that were at the game yesterday on TV,
the two fools with the, like, they were wearing hoodies and their Dodger jersey.
Like, it seemed like it was two amongst a thousand, trillion.
And then also there was a dude behind home plate.
Oh, with this poncho and he was waving like the rally flag.
Shout out those guys.
We should also shout out the Milagro Twins
because since they made that song,
we haven't lost.
You're so annoying.
I do love them though.
I follow them and keep them with today.
And if you don't know who the Milagro twins are,
you're missing out.
You do, Angie.
You actually do.
You do?
You just don't know them by their name.
Dodgers win.
Oh, those girls.
They're the Dodgers cheerleader.
We're from LA.
That should be just scrolling full.
Tap it into the city, Dodd.
I don't know.
San Diego.
rap that you want to show.
Come on,
Greg told me,
he's like,
hey,
do you don't think
the show's getting redundant
just always talking
about the Dodgers
and the World Series?
No.
No, bro.
Why are you talking about
so much Dodgers?
Do winners ever get tired of winning?
No.
Yeah, well, stop talking about it
and stop being big news,
does.
It's just not big news,
it's just news now.
It's incredible news.
The history that's being made
is amazing, right?
It's so cool.
A shout out Bueller.
Yes.
See, I have,
I have all of a sudden turned it into a sports reporter all of a sudden.
It's crazy over here.
And then just it being, if the Yankees get swept, dog.
When?
Embarrassing.
If the Yankees get swept tonight.
Yeah.
That has to be some history.
Yeah.
That has to be some type of a.
Yeah.
For them to win four times like,
especially like in baseball, it's not really that common because baseball is like the game of being humbled.
Every other day.
Every other at bat.
You'll do something great.
then the next time you come up, it's like, boom, you strike out or something.
This is the World Series, too.
Yeah.
So embarrassing.
It's all Aaron Judge's fault, though.
Yeah.
If he would have just do a little bit.
Let's not wake him up, yeah?
No, you know what's crazy is?
He's hurt.
You could tell he's hurting.
Both of our big hitters, like, their big hitter, Judge, and our big hitter, O'Tani, they're going through it.
Yeah, they are.
Bro, the Dodgers are broken right now, and they're still, like, limping and getting it in and all of that.
I still hope for Kershaw to just come on and like do one.
Just one pitch?
Honestly, one.
Keep them far away in the field.
Don't hear that.
You can trick.
That can happen, right?
No, they don't have him pitching right now.
He's part of the doctors.
I'm teaching Angie about Chris.
He's like their old man.
He's not old.
He's literally young.
He's the OG.
He's the OG.
He's the OG.
But they say that he's great during the regular season,
them, but during like these times he chokes.
Oh, gotcha.
But he's not there to choke.
Totally.
As part of the team, he's just not playing.
Yeah.
No, he's done him in the past.
He didn't make the World Series roster, so he's ineligible to play.
Yeah.
How does one make the World Series roster?
Well, they do it before the series starts.
Unless somebody gets hurt.
It was out of respect.
That doesn't exist, Letty.
Respect.
The World Series roster?
Yeah.
World Series roster.
Yeah.
No, just you have to turn in the roster in general.
Every team.
I got to play.
Shaima Rasta, he'd be feeding me past their last.
No, yeah, before every series, they do a roster.
Like, the NLCS roster, like, it's tough decisions that they make every time.
He never got that far.
I feel like you're not telling the truth.
No.
No, there's not.
So after the NLDS, like, there's other games that people play.
You know, like, not usually like the Padres put it to other.
Yeah, yeah, more.
More baseball.
Yes, bro, they have to choose 26 players.
Not before the whole series, though.
Yeah.
No.
They can't just use all the players, like, that they've ever had.
limited. Yeah, it's 26
players. I would think it's like before every game.
No. No, that's your lineup.
Yeah. Okay.
So there's a cool story. There's a cool story.
There's a cool story going on.
Were you guys like?
No, no. I'm getting confused.
He got confused with lineup and roster.
Hi, Angie, how are you? Oh my God. Love it.
But here's a cool story because there's a player
Taylor Trammell or Trammell.
Yeah. He's played for both the
Dodgers and the Yankees this season.
so whichever team wins, he gets a World Series ring.
What?
Isn't that crazy?
Oh, wow.
He appeared in five games with both the Yankees and the Dodgers this year,
so he will get a ring.
That's tight.
I'll think it.
That's up to the team's discretion if they feel like he was part of the team.
If he played five games.
That's better than.
It's not.
How many games in the season?
I feel like the Bat Boys get.
I think it's up to that.
I think it's really up to the dog.
They probably will give him a ring just to not be petty.
but I think they can be like that.
Nah, I'm petty.
Don't get a ring.
Why would you be petty?
Because you don't deserve a ring.
You're not even part of the team.
Five games?
Yeah.
You're hating from outside.
I went to five games.
I went to five games.
Same.
Reward players who contributed to their championship runs no matter how big or small.
He had two plate appearances.
Oh, he went on the plate.
Oh.
Nah.
Nah.
No, no, no.
He's with the Yankees right now.
He told the athletic.
Because I'm with the Yankees, I completely forgot.
If the Dodgers win it, I can get a ring as well.
We can send them a replica.
Send them a replica one.
He did not earn it.
He'll get a replica ring.
That's not true.
Like, even with the Lakers, like, if you had any time, like, you get a ring.
You know that, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, you're right.
Me as a competitor.
Even the water boys and the Lakers get rings.
What?
They deserve it.
Yeah, the whole team pretty much gets rings.
They've been there the whole season.
So you can knock this, dog.
Nah.
I can.
He's on the Yankees.
Yankees and it's war until the war is already.
As a competitor, if that was me, I wouldn't want that ring.
Like if I was an athlete.
I would be like, no, I'm good.
No, because like, you could say, I did that.
Those two plate appearances?
Sounds like a great comment.
I went up there, right?
Yeah.
So you're right, but there's, like, to Maximus point, there's a lot of competitors.
Like, for example, Matt Barnes.
Matt Barnes played on the 2017 Warriors that won the championship.
He didn't want the ring.
He was like, I didn't play.
I didn't play.
Yeah, but it's also Matt Barnes.
No.
I didn't get enough fights.
No, yeah, but like it's a sense of pride.
Sometimes they're like, I mean, he has the ring.
You know what I'm saying?
But he was like, I didn't even know if I wanted it.
At least that's what he said.
Because you don't earn it.
Like you don't feel like you earned it.
He felt like he wanted to be a main contributor.
Brut.
You know how much baseball memorabilia goes for?
You take that ring.
That guy ain't selling that for 50 cents.
They know what that reason.
You would sell it, dog.
You would sell it.
You would sell it.
You?
I would sell it for sure.
Exactly.
I would probably change the number on it.
Yeah, because it has his name a number on it.
Yeah.
That's tight.
It's worth nothing.
What do you mean it's worth nothing?
It's like $5?
You know, people.
It's definitely worth something.
Yeah.
Like,
$5.
Like donated his for like a million
or something.
There you go.
See, a million at least.
Donated.
But he won that ring with that team, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If I'm the water boy or if I'm the bad boy, I'm also trying to go.
They deserve it.
If I'm them, I'm asking.
Can I have it just plain please?
Yeah.
Just in case the changes.
Can you change your mind to like say Otani?
Something crazy.
Like O-H-T-A and I-A.
It's not for something.
It's an acronym.
Hey, I don't like talking politics, homie,
but someone got politic.
Oh!
All right.
It's getting down to the wire.
To the wire.
Right down to the water
Even through the wild
Incredible
Beautiful
Beautiful sounds
All right
Election Day is November what, Greg?
Second
No
9th
I don't know.
Yes, that one.
Is it?
No.
No.
The 6th.
The 11th is a holiday.
Oh.
No.
That's closer.
It's the 5th.
Yeah.
Oh.
The 5th.
Gassiz.
Google it.
No, I said it.
No, no.
Google it.
And then you have to come in it.
All right.
So just so you know, it's November 5th, all that.
Got it.
Whoever you're voting for, you're voting for.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
But there's rally still going on.
And, you know, Beyonce recently came out in Texas to support.
Kamala Harris and I believe at the same time I believe the same day Trump was also holding a rally
And he was just like oh Joe Biden's asleep right now and Kamala Harris is out having a dance party with a Beyonce
So it was meant to be a diss
Yeah however the internet has taken it and actually made it a trend
So this sound has now been flipped into a song that people are dancing to in support of having a dance party with Beyonce
Check this out
Dance party.
Dance party.
My name is Trump.
It helps with I turn.
All done, guys.
Let me do it.
A bit.
Are you ready?
Kamala.
Is it a dance party with Beyonce?
Beyonce.
Beyonce.
Beyonce.
Hey.
Dance party with Beyonce.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dance party with Beyonce.
Beyonce.
Beyonce.
Beyonce.
Beyonce.
I like the song.
Beyonce
I keep going
Beyonce
Beyonce
Dance party with Beyonce
It's just getting better
Yeah
I'm not even mad at it
So people are like tripping out
On the beginning
They kept the beginning
On purpose this
Joe Biden is asleep
Kamala
Is it a dance party with Beyonce
And then it just turns up
Beyonce
Beyonce
Beyonce he is he
He put his producer tagging in
Why did he say it like
Yeah he said it's
So good, he said it, like jealous.
He lent it to, like, yeah.
Yeah, he sang it.
Because he could have said it, man, like, like,
yeah, he's going to like, Beyonce.
Yeah.
Because he even knows it's Beyonce, right?
So it's just so funny to me that something that was set up to kind of be a diss
is now turned into the favor of the other candidate.
Because people are, celebrities are, at least I've seen a few that are using that sound
and being like, hey, I want a dance party with Beyonce.
Like, like count me in for the dance.
party. So it's crazy and I think especially this whole time when it comes to marketing.
Right. He's a great person at marketing, the Make America Great Again and all that. Kamala has yet
to give us one of those. Like even even President Barack Obama had the hope. Oh, what is her?
Yeah. Hillary Clinton had I'm with her, right? Kamala's, I feel at least either if she does have
it, the mass doesn't know about it. The party would be on saying. Yeah, but now it's like
Hey, come have a dance party with Beyonce.
And with this song in touch, it kind of makes itself.
Yeah.
But it was given to her low key by Trump.
Yeah.
This is wild.
Four years of a dance party with Beyonce, sign me up.
Br.
Why?
Salia, right, right, Vic?
What do you mean to layup?
For what?
The dance party with Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce.
I don't know if they're being...
No, no, no, no, it's not Cochinos.
It's going back to yesterday, if you were listening yesterday.
Oh.
And we're talking about how women in the W...
NBA.
Yeah.
That Shaq was saying, hey, the things should be lower so that they can dunk.
Yeah.
And then Vic compiliced them and said, no, I love watching them layup.
Doing layups, yeah.
Layups are fun.
Watch?
You're annoying.
You're annoying.
You're annoying?
I still love you.
I don't want to talk about layups today.
I want to talk about dance parties and Beyonce.
But do you see how this fool is not your brain is throwing nothing?
We're not going to cancel Vick, okay?
We're not.
We love each other.
We're stuck with each other.
Can we go back to empowering women?
Yes.
Let's go back to the dance party with Beyonce.
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
That's it.
Empower them.
Empower them.
That was amazing.
Okay.
Boom.
Wow.
All right.
Keep it here.
I was going to ask who got political owned and it's big.
Yeah.
He did.
Wow.
What I was about to say?
Jesus.
What?
It's a skit
It's a
It's a
Give me a toilet
Nope
It's a dog pound skit that I can't say
But it's like
Welcome to the hour
This is a m-off hour
Wow
Yeah but it's because of the way
It's not me
It's the song
When I met you last night
Do you know the skit I'm talking about
Yes
Okay
All right we have shoutouts
Yes we do
Sally wants a shout out
He says Brown bag
I need your help
Because so bad
I lost my girl
doing the most stupidest thing
and I want to publicly apologize to her.
She always listens to you guys
and it would mean the world if you could shout her out.
Oh.
Oh, I thought he was a first up.
Didn't put her name.
He's getting desperate.
What did you do wrong?
I'm going to help you up, bro.
You got to state what you did wrong.
Yeah.
Not just say I'm sorry.
And also say her name.
Like, I'm sorry for what.
Say her name.
Yep, say on.
You could have many of girls that are upset at you.
Uh, multiple.
I never thought of that.
So it's just in general apology,
all of them.
Yeah.
Sal?
Sally.
Sally.
Sally.
C-E-L-L-Y.
Selly.
Say, Sally's a girl.
He's sorry.
He's sorry.
He apologizes.
He never getting to it again.
He's apologized to Sully.
And then we got another, I want to shout out my softball team, Creeptown.
We're going to take it to season.
Yeah.
Creep Town?
What are you into that?
Jeez.
That's the name that they chose.
No.
And they were like, yo, you get to sit by Letthe all the time?
Creeps.
And I was just like, no, I sit by Maximo, but I work with Letty, yes.
Shout to him.
I actually sit next to Maximo.
Yeah, keep those creeps away from me.
Now, kiss.
And then there's a Yankees fan that we always make fun of.
So, there we go.
There?
On the team, yeah.
Oh, nice, nice.
Yeah.
It feels good to make funny Yankee fans.
We're not going to stop this morning.
No, we're not.
Shout out to them.
Yeah.
And let's get into Ward on Rosecrans.
The word is, imagine your favorite artist dropped a new album.
So you order it and he hand delivers it to you.
That'd be awesome.
Oh, my God.
Drake.
Shut up.
Who's the artist?
God.
Yeah.
What?
I feel like that's the new.
Kendrick, yeah.
Kendrick.
No.
Kendrick.
Wow.
That would be sick.
Drake showed up to my house.
That thing.
Who's yours?
Oh, no.
You let me.
I would say Carol G.
I would be like, come over here, friend.
Wow.
That would be.
What?
What?
in that case
Shinchea
Yeah
In that case
Come over here
Come over here
We're doing it that way
No
Our way of come over here
Yeah you guys
Keep it with KDat
Come over here Kada
All right well
I'll sing Billy Elish
Oh yeah
That would be cool
I don't know
Yeah
If it would work? Yeah
Why?
Why?
Where are you going with us?
So Tyler the Creator dropped the new album Monday.
I don't understand.
It's titled Propheomopia and he partnered with Polona.
What's happening?
What do you guys think he means by that?
I'm not going to like you.
You already know.
No.
He even went like this.
Yeah.
He said come over here.
Why would Billy Elish not want to come in my house?
No, I think he's talking about the hook.
What are you thinking?
Nothing.
Explain yourself.
We're not move later.
We're just going to scrap the whole day away.
I know what he's saying.
He's going to dissect it.
But I want him to say it.
No.
I don't know what I meant by that.
Because we both are.
No.
It'll be a distance tugged.
They both have short arms probably.
I don't know.
I have a short arm.
Crazy.
Short arm.
Netty is we called her?
Tyler is a creator.
Drop the new album Monday.
All right.
It's called Chromacopia.
And he partnered with postmates to hand-deliver copies of his album to fans.
Listen to this interaction of when Tyler showed up to a fan's door.
I hock to it.
Wow.
That's crazy.
That's what happened when he showed up to your house.
Wild.
Wow.
You're doing that.
If we're doing that.
No.
This is what he said when he showed up to the fans' house.
You got a delivery, daddy.
What?
That really happened.
He had a copy of a vinyl
of chromocopy in his hand
and he said
Oh my gosh
Yeah, it was
He said, you got a delivery daddy
Shut up
Liberty daddy
Can we say that from now?
No
When we order
Your coffee's here
You got a delivery daddy
You got a delivery daddy
Welcome to our clipboard
Tyler the creator
Yes
So yeah
So he literally showed up
And I was like the
That's so cool
The guy at the door was like cursing
Like he could not believe
Oh I can't believe that
You know what I'm saying
He really could not believe
What just happened
That's so same
I thought the part that he got called
Daddy Pie
Well that's yeah
All of it
In shock
Yeah completely
So KD shows up to your house
Maximia and he says
I got a delivery
He would never say it to me
He wouldn't
He wouldn't
No he would not say that
Are you sure?
My other option that I was thinking.
Billy, I wish to say that to me.
Drake would call you that.
Yeah.
We call you Poppy.
You got a delivery, fam?
We're not serious today.
Get ready.
All right.
So look, guys, my personal friend, Acon, sat down here.
Our friend.
Our friend.
I mean, he only invited me to.
No.
He invited me to.
Me too.
Okay, all right.
Well, whatever.
Look, A-Con, our friend, sat down with us here at the Brownback Crew, Brownback Mornings,
and we learned a whole lot from him.
A lot of those things we can't share, all right?
But we did find out what team he's going for in the World Series and his reaction to a Dodgers player
using his song as a walk-up song.
Listen to this.
Sparrow 106, Brownback mornings, good morning to you.
We have A-Conn in here.
Come on, bro.
Did you know, and you know what's crazy is your crazy is your car?
coming in at such a beautiful time where the Dodgers just made it to the World Series, right?
You know that one of your songs is a walk-up song to Muki Betz, the Soul Survivor?
That's so dope.
I'm telling you.
Yeah.
That means you have to be a soccer fan.
It plays every single time he goes up to bat.
That is three, four times a game.
And he hits it out the park.
Yes.
Like that's the thing.
You're a walk-up song to one of the best players on the Dodger team right now.
I got to come to the World Series.
You do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do it live.
Do it live.
Soul Survivor.
But I know, like, you also have, like,
have spent time in New York.
It's Yankees versus Dodgers.
Do you have any...
Well, I'm from New Jersey.
Yes, sir.
There's always been that robber between New Jersey and New York.
So you're going for L.A.
So I'm going for L.A.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love I guy, Aikon.
Yeah.
Shout out of Aikon.
Yes.
All right.
You need to know about this interview.
Because it's going to go up on time.
I don't want to see it is.
Yeah it is.
I am still debating
whether to cut out a large portion
of it.
No, no, no, no. I think we should keep it.
I don't think we should keep it.
I think it will shake the world up.
You know how much A-Con have been playing
lately because of it?
Yeah.
So A-Con's dad has five wives.
Yes.
Yes.
And A-Con believes that
no man is faithful.
He didn't say that.
No, he didn't say that.
It's important to be honest
with the people that you love.
So letty, there's a lion, right?
Right.
So these guys have been, like, they've been, like,
indoctrinated into the cult of Acon.
Yes.
And they've been repeating the lion and the lioness and all of that
because according to Acon in our interview,
a lion has lionesses and if he goes and has his way with one,
the other ones don't leave.
So women should be like that.
And he protects the pride.
Yes.
And he had his whole thing, ladies.
And I tried my best.
I tried my very best to, like, be like, hey,
and all of this and what if she did it
and he's like she can't do it so it's that whole argument
the lioness goes out and the guys are having
a blast the guys that all have their own lionesses
iconic the lion stays at home
the lionesses have to go out hunt and bring food
to the lion we're going to figure out if we leave it that
in the YouTube video
it's going to be a power 106
Los Angeles later on today
as much as you guys are playing that you like it
you also have women you have girlfriends
you have yeah girlfriends
but as a lion
And there's this one part in the interview.
I'm like, oh, you mean my first wife?
Yeah.
Yes.
It started with that.
So Aikar comes in and talks about his first wife, but he's like, yeah, me and my first wife,
we've been together 30 years.
Like, what do you mean your first wife?
Well, isn't that just your wife?
Unless you have a second.
He's like, we're not going to talk about that.
We're not going to talk about that.
He's still with his.
It's just a lot.
It's a lot, you guys.
And then he also said this line where he was like, I was thinking about him because he's like,
something about cheating
and then he's like no I'm committed to you
no
he did
I'm loyal to you but not
like something about commitment
and loyalty or whatever
and cheating doesn't
cheating doesn't mean you're unloyal
it just means I don't know something about
his philosophy is different
cheating doesn't exist because you're protected
you know when you use a
yeah yeah it doesn't count
yeah but you can't do that
all right but these guys have been having a blast
with it just so you know ladies
He said after he did, I think he said,
Trigger warning all of that.
Smack that all on the floor.
Yeah.
Can we play some ACON now?
Acon and Brown Beezze.
Nope.
Trying to take it easy.
Guys, guys will love this interview.
Everybody's a little.
My friend, ACON.
We probably will have a private viewing of this interview.
Like our next live show is just a private viewing.
Yes.
Acon interview.
Because I just don't know that the world.
as a whole is ready and then I don't know who's gonna get offended and then if we put it on
YouTube there's people that don't know us they're not listening like our listeners right now you
get us you get our yeah so a mon tonne like we're just extra and and dumb yeah but like the internet
it'll be like how dare they yeah the brown bag lion crew yeah there you go yeah what else
what else did you think uh well he also talked about uh he he's not afraid of using any type of technology
right um and he said that he has an AI album on the way listen
listen of this. Right?
Yeah.
And I'm even coming out
with an AI album.
What?
Shut up.
Is that what this new album's going to be?
No, no, not this one.
Okay.
This one is, so you got this album, which is not guilty.
The next album is Aconic, which will be me.
Just, the whole album is going to be featured with people you probably never expect me
to be featured with.
But then that next one, Aconatron.
Aconatron.
Wow.
It's a full AI album.
And I'm going to be featuring what people.
dead and alive.
Oh my God.
You have a Tupacupac feature too?
My Tupaccio?
Boy, when they're
who!
Y'all hear that one?
Oh, man.
That's a good.
It's got such great energy.
It'll be released today.
I don't know.
We have to review it and go over here.
If it's only five minutes.
The intro of the ending?
That's a good guy right there.
And he loves Mexico.
I think one of the other.
wives is in Mexico.
Yeah, he didn't want to talk about Mexico.
We don't know if he thinks Letty's name is Latina.
Oh, Latina?
Oh, yeah, he kept calling you Latina.
Yeah, chill out, Latina.
Or maybe that's just what he said.
I am Latina.
See, again, this could get us canceled if we do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I said, hi, I'm Latina and I'm like, I'm not going to go.
I'll be Latina.
Oh, my God.
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It's time for Dodger baseball.
Jizzle.
Woo!
Wow.
We up 3-0, okay, in this world series versus the Yankees.
And it's so funny because I just, I told you guys yesterday, the Dodger fans' reactions, amazing.
The Yankee fan reactions, just the cherry on top.
Even better.
Okay?
You see them go quiet because all these games, the Yankees have had a chance maybe to do something at that last minute or the Dodgers clinch last minute, whatever.
And so everyone's at the edge of their seat at these three series, World Series games.
And you just see Dodger fans go crazy and Yankee fans just, you just, you know.
All quiet, sad.
But not before the game,
because I have to show you this video that's going viral of a Yankee fan,
telling every Dodger fan in attendance over there at Yankee Stadium
what it was going to be like for them.
Listen.
You're in New York now, baby.
It ain't going to be the same like when you were in L.A.
You're about to be crying by the end of the night.
You're going to be trying.
Crying.
Mark my words.
You're going to be crying.
Nope.
Nope.
Anybody cry?
We marked them.
We marked them words, brother.
I don't recall crying at all.
No.
Crying from happening is a baby.
Yeah.
But I did see a lot of Yankees fans crying over the Fat Joe performance, y'all.
Oh.
Great song.
Totally lean back.
Yeah.
What's up, New York?
And he added Dodger stuff in it, too.
Yeah.
A couple lines, too.
Yeah, didn't hit.
Soto, I see you, Judge.
Judge needs to see the ball.
Okay.
It's different over here.
He's just different over there.
Hold on.
What are the things?
Dodgers?
What are the things?
Yeah.
What happened?
What are the things that happened?
I feel like nothing happened until like the last inning and then it just was too
little too late.
What are the things that happened?
Not anything we judge or with Soto maybe, bro, Verdugo.
Verdugo.
All right.
We got to talk about this, L.A.
if you didn't know, I always, like, I told you guys when I went to Yankee Stadium.
I was tripped out because someone's walk-up song was a Chente song.
And I was like, who is that?
And then a boy's picture pops up.
And I was like, oh, my God, you're so like not what I would assume.
And they're like, no, he actually was on the Dodgers before.
Right?
We traded him to the Red Sox.
Yeah, he was like a top prospect in our farm system a long time.
And then he played for us for a little bit.
And then they traded him for Mookie Betts.
And then he, well, I'm glad for the trade.
But he also mocked the ring that we won previously.
like you said, Vick.
He said he's a 60 gamer.
Yeah.
You're not wrong.
But shut up, bro.
Hodgers couldn't even get that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is the legit season.
Anyways.
This one is.
You have no choice.
We took it from him.
I'm embarrassed of the Yankees.
Okay.
So then this fool is playing and he actually is the one that hit the two run home run.
Yeah.
And, and.
Salute.
Did you guys know that I met him before?
No.
What?
I didn't know.
Why didn't you tell us?
I didn't know until yesterday.
I was like, oh my God, that's so crazy.
And it's the Mexican one.
I thought I was telling Jorge something.
I thought I was like teaching him game.
And he's like, let him.
He's like, let him.
We met him at the George Lopezo.
And he's like, that was when he played for the Dodgers.
And I was like, no way.
That's crazy.
That's cool.
Wow.
But, you know, he's out.
Well, you know.
As soon as the game is over, I'm going to go back to rooting for him because he does
play for the Mexican baseball team.
Yeah, like this guy is repping.
And he likes to listen to lefty gunplay just like me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you win?
And ice cream.
Yeah.
And probably not.
that Fejo
performing.
He probably was not.
He was more a fan
of the Ice Cube
performance
than the Fadjo performance.
Yeah, he was
leaning back.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So then we're thinking,
we're thinking if they sweep,
right?
If they sweep today,
when is the parade?
So I was like looking
on Reddit right now
trying to search.
People are saying
like Friday or Saturday.
Okay.
If they win today.
Friday's the first dog
that is Fernando
Valenzuela's birthday.
On the first?
Yes,
November first.
And then,
because I'm like,
the way my sky
Schedule is set up, guys.
Can you please not put it on Halloween because I have to go take my kids trick-treating
and they're going to find out their mom would choose the Dodgers.
If we do that, you know.
For sure.
She just dump candy from a helicopter.
That would hurt.
You don't have to go trick-or-treating.
No, they could throw out candy to the children from the bus.
From the bus.
Imagine a professional baseball player throwing candy.
Too much.
Yes, 90 miles an hour.
Yeah, too much.
Catch it, Vic.
Catch it.
Hey, you want to catch his mom.
You catch that show.
nutter butter.
I love you so much.
And then we're lucky trying to think of the route
because I'm like, okay, on 2020 when we won it,
there was no parade because it was COVID.
Oh, COVID, yeah.
We still went everywhere, right?
Yeah.
The people, not we.
No, not that.
Other people that participated.
Okay, so that happened.
And I'm like, well, when has a parade happened previously?
It was so long ago.
Yeah, 1988.
I'm not sure.
where the parade route would be
because you know as everybody knows like
Dodger Stadium's on a hill
right so it's like it can't go up
like I don't know that just seems odd
like for it to like the bus to go up
right sounds kind of dangerous
maybe we all just party
in the parking lot I don't know
it's gonna be like how cool would that be
you know what's cool around the parking lot
yeah it would be big enough
yeah it's gonna be like on a Tuesday watch
if I were on Whittier Boulevard
can that take me to Dodger Stadium
no no I thought it
I think it would be tight for as much Whittier Boulevarding that people are doing,
that the Dodgers do it best.
The Dodgers do not want to be anywhere near.
Why?
They love it.
It was going up last night.
I know.
They're going to want to.
You all right?
You'll take them down Van Nuys Boulevard.
No, it's not going to go to Van Nukeye's down.
Chill, chill, chill.
If you take the Dodgers down Woodard Boulevard, the bus is going to start doing donuts in an intersection.
It sounds like a good time to need.
A little takeover.
As long as the players are not on the bus.
I think Otany would have a great time on Woodyer Boulevard.
Oh, actually, do you know what?
Actually, I do want to see that now.
Or it would maybe pass by L'Otokio.
The L'Otokio has been having an amazing boom with Otani here.
No, Tokyo.
Sunset.
It could go up Chinatown, all those surrounding areas.
The only point of reference I have are Laker Prates.
Like, is it the Coliseum?
Or is it?
Because remember when they used to fill up the Coliseum with fans?
And then the bus would go there and then they would do a, but their speeches.
I don't know.
I don't.
I'm learning right now.
I'm learning.
No, I'm learning.
No, I'm learning.
Wow.
The disrespect.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And then they did the bus where they just like passed by.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like the Dodgers got to come harder than that.
Yeah.
I don't know about going to peel.
I know.
That sounds good.
I think I just do the parking lot.
Like Camp Flaggna.
Yeah.
It's bigger.
But that's not a parade.
That defeats the purpose of a parade, bro.
Partate.
Rose Bowl.
Facadina.
Oh, Roald.
They'd have to go on the freeway.
Oh, yeah.
Getting out of there's going to be crazy.
True.
Rose Bowl?
I know.
I know it's going to be somewhere in like,
Downtown or Northeast L.A.
It's going to be somewhere around that region.
That they can get close.
Okay, when the Lakers used to do the bus to Staples, right, where did they start?
It's like, where did the bus come from?
Wasn't it like they will start on fig, I think.
Yeah, but the top of fig, I think.
Not that fig.
Stop.
Although.
They would go down fig.
They wouldn't go up.
Okay.
Well, yeah.
Just know that we're trying to figure out.
We're trying to figure out.
the date that it should be.
I think we've all come to the conclusion that we want November 1st, which is Friday.
It's going to be like a Wednesday at 10 a.m. randomly watch.
And we'll go with that.
And I'm just saying.
Isn't it the Lakers one like that too?
Like they have them like that.
Yeah.
Like random Tuesday.
That's the perfect time for something to happen with our team with us.
Yes.
And if it's on the first, it's Fernando Valenzuela's birthday.
Mm-hmm.
On Friday.
That would be amazing.
We'll see.
You just said that.
I said it.
Yeah.
pretend.
I'm just reiterating.
Yeah.
But you said it like,
hey,
like you discovered this.
You didn't know.
Yeah,
like you discovered this.
Calm down,
Columbus.
Discovered Fernando Valenzuela's birthday.
Wait,
what was it again?
When would be the best thing for it?
Friday.
Why?
Because it's Fernando Vánsu guys.
No,
November 1st.
I did not know.
Thank you,
Victor.
I won't get it.
And that's where Vig gets like
when he retells the stories
of,
you know,
when I created Homie Helpline.
Like,
that's where it happened.
because you don't hear when a woman tugs.
But I lay it up for him, so that's right.
Simp or pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Cip Sip.
The Baby Mama drama took the NBA by storm.
So recently, the Pelicans played the Blazers.
Flavre and Flas.
Yeah, the pelicans are from New Orleans.
The Blazers are from Portland.
And each of them have a...
player that have the same baby mama.
That's crazy.
So the Pelicans have Brandon Ingram, who's a former Laker.
He's a ballroom.
Maybe she has that magic.
Yeah.
And then the Blazers have Anfrey Simmons.
Who?
Anfony Simmons.
He's not really popping like that.
Okay.
You know, but they have the same baby mama who's an IG model.
And when they, yeah.
When they played each other, the game was tied and they went to the last minute.
That's a buzzer beater.
Okay.
I like this.
And Brandon Ingram had the ball and Amphreni was guarding him.
And they were going against each other for the game.
Yeah.
Brandon Ingram.
The two baby daddies were playing.
It's like in loving basketball.
Yes.
Oh, now you guys know.
We know that scene, dog.
We don't know the scene where they're little kids and she's like saying the clip he used.
Y'all playing a game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But Brandon Ingram hit the game winner over Amphrony
to get the bragging rights of the best baby daddy.
And the reaction of the team was the funniest part
because you can tell that they had talked about it.
Yeah, like, hey, I'm going up against my baby mama's other baby daddy.
But listen to how the reaction of the team was.
Yeah, that's, man.
Tell her who better.
Tell her who better.
Tell her who better. Tell her baby mama who's the better.
That's so wild.
And she's not.
with neither of them, right?
No.
No, so she just has both of them on luck.
Wow.
Damn.
She has two max contracts.
Yeah.
She's good.
Or she has that magic and helps, like.
She, yeah, she's a good mom.
She's with them shooting in the gym?
No, she's her thing.
Because what you guys would say.
No, I don't think she.
She got that magic on her?
Yeah.
She got that magic on it?
Yeah.
Makes you an NBA player.
Yeah.
We don't know when she became their baby mama.
True.
True.
We don't know if it's high school.
So you're saying she's later.
up with both of them?
She didn't say that, you did.
You did, and that's wild.
Remember when you empowered women
once upon a time?
I knew it was fake.
It's not fake.
No, you did.
You were on a good role and look at you now.
Show your girl the stuff he said.
Hey, Jordan.
Hey, Jordan, listen to the stuff he said about Shenzia.
She's a great talented artist.
Google Shenzia first.
And then your man wanted her at his door.
To deliver an album.
Yes, yeah.
My favorite album.
With your arms.
Name of talk.
She has great music.
She has one with Sean Paul.
Dutty wine.
There we go.
Okay.
But yeah.
For those who have multiple baby daddies or baby mama's, right?
Imagine them playing basketball against each other.
Which one would win?
You're thinking about it.
I know you're thinking about it.
Which one do you know would win playing a game?
That's wild.
And then when he hits the game winner, all his homies are going to.
That's weird.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
It's a juicy story
You had to go like
DJ for DJ with your girl's ex
How would it be
Dissing them
Yeah
Demolishing them any day
I'll call them out right now
What's that?
Who do you think you are?
Yeah
Watch these hands
Yeah
Now she likes my fingerwork
Yeah
Yeah
I'm saying
Yeah
But is it sim of him
Of him
Of his reaction
The team got
Pretty much saying
Like
Yeah
I'm about to play my baby daddy
Yeah.
Sip of him.
I mean, my baby mom was other baby daddy.
But he did score the game winning bucket.
Yeah, but bragging rights of like, who's the better baby daddy?
Ball?
Yes, that's a big deal.
I think it's the other, or would it be the other guy?
Well, because he lost?
That he lost to his baby mama's other baby daddy.
Ah, that's unfortunate.
That's for sure.
It's not pimped.
And she's probably just watching at home like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I got both of their paychecks.
Either way.
They're both fighting.
I can't lose.
Is any of them with her right now?
No.
Neither of them is with her?
No.
And they're still battling with her?
That's what I said.
Yeah.
She's a free agent.
Yeah.
So she's the, she's the PIN.
What are you going to say?
No, not like that.
That's what you said.
No, I'm just clear like I'm pointing out the fact that she's a free agent.
Yeah.
Nice.
Is Simper Pimp before Simp?
To me, that's Simp.
I think I don't think I can call him Pimp.
To celebrate, I think the fact that he, like the way they, like the way they
celebrated. I mean, it's all fun
in games, but... She's celebrating.
She's a better person. Yeah, but
she's not with them. She's the pimp.
But still... Yeah, she's the pimp.
They're both the sims. Yeah, they're both the sims.
Yeah, they're both of sims.
Sip. Sit, sit, sit.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line. I mean,
phone line. We got you for.
The homie help line.
Sebastian needs our help.
Sebastian.
All right. Sebastian.
sent us a DM and it's kind of crazy.
For real.
Late.
Yeah.
Off top.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Okay.
So he sent us a DM and said,
good morning,
Brownback.
My name is Sebastian from Dallas, Texas.
Hey.
I need a homie helpline.
He said,
so my little brother got locked up earlier this year.
But before he got locked up,
he quote unquote,
accidentally shot at my mom's neighbor.
Oh.
Shot at my mom's neighbor's car.
Yes.
Yes.
And the day.
Slash landlord.
Slash landlord.
Oh, man.
And the day he got arrested, it was for something else.
But my mom's neighbor slash landlord found out what happened, and he gave my mom 30 days to move out.
So she's staying with me some days and some days with my sister.
Crazy.
But while he was locked up, I told him what happened to my mom, and he didn't want to accept what he did.
He told, sorry, he didn't want to accept that he did it.
So he threatened to do something to me because I was lying about it.
when he got out.
What?
Yeah.
So probably on the call,
he's like,
A bro, this happened
because you shout up the car.
I didn't shoot the car.
Also the calls recorded, brother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You thought I shot up that call.
But then he threaded you.
Yeah.
You're lying.
I'll show you.
Car ship with you.
Yeah.
So he said, but now he's out
and I still don't want to talk to him
because of that.
But he wants to talk to me
and apologize, but I don't want to hear it.
What should I do?
Should I forgive him or hold the grudge?
my wife tells me to hold the grudge
but I'm going to help me out brownback
this is so wild
bro his wife don't want him hanging out
yeah and then so you guys
you can DM us your homie help lines right and then sometimes
we're reading and we're like this is insane right
so I'm like I have to get you to call in
because otherwise people are going to think we're making this up
and he's like yeah I could call him but I'm a mechanic
and isn't it be like no fool you're calling in
and he didn't mind that we said his name
just as long as he don't say his brother's name
he said oh god it
Sebas.
Sebastian.
Hey, what's up?
Brough.
This is a true story?
Yes.
Yes.
Sadly it is.
Sadly it is.
I'm so sad about it.
All right.
Sebas, so how long was your brother locked up?
For about, well, he got locked up like in March, and he just got out last month.
Okay.
Okay.
And throughout the whole time locked up, he's like, I'm going to get you.
And then now he gets out, and he's like, hey,
bro, can we talk?
How is he reaching out to you to say sorry?
Well, he called my mom when the day that they told her she had his move.
And so me and my older brother got pissed off.
Oh, sorry.
We got mad.
And so when she was talking to him, we were like, hey, you know, you did something.
We didn't say what it was.
He says, you did something to the neighbor's car.
He's mad.
He doesn't want to press charges.
but he wants to kick mom out.
Like,
he's just started rambling off.
I didn't do nothing and he's all mad.
And I'm like, dude, come on, just own up to it.
And he's like, just going off.
And then he just trained.
Like, I'm going to send someone to do something.
Oh, my gosh.
That's crazy.
I would never do that, but I'm sending somebody.
Yeah.
For the record, you kind of,
brother.
For the record, if he's kind of been in there,
you kind of sounded like the feds, though.
Like, just fessed up.
It'll be easier on you.
If you tell the truth.
Like, you sound like that guy right there.
I'm trying to help you.
Like, you, help me help you.
Like what he's heard before.
Here's the McDonald's.
Yeah.
Yeah, but the thing is, like, he goes in and out.
Like, I think he spends, like, his last five birthdays in there, but he goes in and out.
Last five birthday.
Okay, so it's kind of normal for him to be.
Yeah, well, I'll say, that's a party.
Yeah.
Okay.
So are you going to wait for him to go back in again, or are you going to talk to him?
That's what you want to know
Should you do it?
Like I want to talk to him
But then, you know
There's part of me that's like, no, he's going to do this again
Or he's going to do something else
Because he's done stuff like this to my mom before
And my mom, she just looked at him like his angel
Yeah, his one-yho
Yeah, my son-he doesn't show him
He doesn't know
No, he's not
No, it's like, he's not
He likes to do you know,
Parenthooders
It's that you don't understand
him. He has to understand him.
It's not what he's doing to the world.
It's what the world is doing to him.
It's the friends that make him do this thing.
Yes.
He's the friends.
Those panniero.
Yeah.
Do you have you talk to your mom about how, like did you tell your mom that your brother threatened you?
Well, she heard it.
She heard of him at the moment.
Yeah.
But, you know, once she got out, she was like, oh, you know, he's out.
And she took him to my heart.
house.
Oh.
She said me up.
She was like, she was, because I was moving out from my apartment to a house.
Yeah.
You know, I just got a house.
Big things pop-biz.
Then he showed up and she was like, oh, well, he can help you move.
I was like, to be honest, I don't really want his help right now.
I don't even want to look at him.
Oh, Seva.
Now I feel you.
He threatened up.
Yeah.
Hey, Sevas.
Have you and your brother ever packed him out?
Your other brother.
Have you and your other brother ever jumped the bad?
brother.
No.
Not that he's a bad brother.
The brother that's been
young, he's not the bad brother.
The misunderstood.
He's, like, to be honest,
I was real close with him before that happened.
Like, me and him,
we were, like, stuck to the hip.
Aw.
Like, and then this happened,
so I'm just like,
you know, this never really happened.
Like, he never got into a fight with me.
He would always fight with my older brother.
Yeah, but it's never you.
Yeah, never me.
He would always, he told me he would look up to me.
Oh.
And you got a house?
And you got a girl?
Like, you got a,
You have a wife.
You probably have, like, what he feels is the ideal and he wants to be like you.
Yeah, you're inspirational food.
But that's why you're torn, huh?
That's why part of you wants to talk to him again.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, he has two daughters.
And I always tell him, you know, you got to stay out here to take care of your daughters.
You know, you can't just be going in and out and all that.
He's like, yes, I know I'm trying.
But then a month after he gets out, he starts doing the same stuff he was doing before.
Yeah.
Maybe he likes it.
Uh, well, yeah, there's, uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah. Uh, do you know why he quote unquote allegedly reportedly shot up the neighbor's car?
Well, he said, well, this is what he told me.
Okay, tell me.
He said that he was supposedly getting followed by somebody.
Ah.
And he shot at that car, but.
Reportedly allegedly.
He was in Texas, by the way.
Yes.
He, you know, the bullet didn't go towards that car.
went through the neighbor's car.
Oh.
It went through the car that was following him to the neighbor's car.
Wow.
And he just like left it as what it is.
So he didn't even really know that he did that.
So technically he didn't shoot at the neighbor's car.
No.
No, no, no.
The car got shot.
It didn't go through the other car.
It didn't even touch the other car.
It just went straight to the neighbor's car.
Oh, he don't have aims.
He got to work on his form.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, he just got to not do that.
He just got to not do that.
All right.
You know, us in Texas, you know, almost everybody has a ground.
Oh, true.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're not like us.
They not like us.
I'm sorry, we're different laws and stuff.
All right.
Cévas, what does your wife say?
Because you're telling us that your wife says,
uh-uh, we're holding that grudge.
Yeah, like, you know, I don't want to put her out like that.
Well, you did.
She tells me, yeah, she was like,
because when he showed up, she told me, she's like,
no, do not let him in.
Oh, yeah.
I was thinking about it.
Yeah.
But then when she told me that, she was like, no, he, you know, he threatened you, reportedly allegedly.
He threatened you and, you know, he doesn't seem like he wants to give it up.
He just wants, like, someone said on the IG, so he just wants to stay with us.
Yeah.
Oh, he wants a place to stay.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, nice of us.
Yeah, but also, I'm your brother.
But if you get threatened by that.
They just get along with that.
How many times have you thrown your brother and throwing you?
It happens.
And then you guys talk again.
It's like something you guys do.
Yeah, yeah, but that's the thing.
He was staying with me like four years back.
After like the second time he got locked up, he came out.
He was staying with me because he was my address.
And I was being, you know, a cool brother.
Let him stay with me.
And they couldn't find out he stole a lot of my daughter and my wife's jewelry.
Oh.
Oh.
How's your daughter?
I got two daughters.
I have an eight-year-old and a three-year-old.
Please tell me he didn't steal that bracelet that has their name on it in gold.
Yeah.
From the baptism?
No.
No.
The plate?
The one that's no.
Yeah.
No, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that's his brother.
That's how he feels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he'll keep him in a distance.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It took me a while to forgive him after that.
You know, and I forget.
gave them and no more i still bring she still brings that up every now and then yeah when does what does
your mom say your mom is literally kicked out of her apartment because of your brother so she she's
forgiven him yeah like uh i tell her because you know like i said she stays with me and my sister
sometimes yeah but recently she hasn't been staying with me because she wants to bring him
Oh, Sebass, this is so tough.
Yeah, like, I want my mom to stay with me.
You know, my daughter's always asked for her.
And they're like, oh, we want Grandma to stay, you know.
They don't know what's going on.
But, you know, they want her to stay.
But she tells me the only way I'm going to stay is if your brother comes with me
because he technically has to be with her.
Yeah.
Sorry, ma.
All right, Sevas.
He'd be stealing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't even feel safe at your house?
You got to keep an eye on them.
You got to hide your jewelry and your goods.
Think of your siblings.
Think of your siblings.
Think of your siblings.
One time I...
I just want to say something.
I've been listening to y'all since, like, before I do no laugh.
Oh, I love...
Yeah, I love all of y'all.
I listen to you all the time.
I try to call, but it never goes through.
I don't know if it's because I'm from Dallas or what if they never go through.
Probably because we might think it's Vix X.
I was going to say something.
about that.
Oh, you know her?
No, no, no, no, no.
We need Vic to come over here
and visit sometimes.
No, it's not allowed.
It's not allowed.
It's not allowed.
We're holding grudges.
All right.
No, but Sebas, thank you for calling them.
We're going to get some help for you.
We're going to get some calls to talk about your situation.
I appreciate you calling in all the way from Dallas, Texas.
And your story is really crazy, bro.
It is.
Love to your mom.
And I know at the end of the day, the reason why even though your
kind of showing why you shouldn't talk to him.
I know there's still a piece of you that loves him
because he's your brother and sees past
all the BS and remembers him
as a little kid looking up to you even as
he grows up and you always want to hope
for the best in people. I know that that's where your
heart is too. So.
Yeah. Yeah, one question. I just
I want to put it out there. I'm not
from Oak Cliff. For that one
person that said in the comments there
this sounds like it's Oak Cliff. I'm not from Oak Cliff.
So that's like the hood part of
Dallas. Yeah, I live in Dallas.
I was like, what?
I was like, what?
North Dallas?
Not Dallas.
How old is your brother?
Respectfully, in L.A., we don't even know any of those cities that you're just mentioned.
I know what he's talking about.
I know, but I know why you know.
He's 28.
He's two years, yeah, two years younger than me.
So you're 30.
Yeah, so he should know what he's doing, you know.
It's not like he's a little here.
He's a grown up.
Yeah, but he's, he.
That's great.
He's been doing this since he was since like 18.
Oh, that's just him.
All right.
All right, Sabas, we got you, bro.
Help me help blind, brother.
He said, he needed to make it very good.
He's just so you know.
I'm not from Oakley.
It's so funny.
Sebastian is from Dallas.
Yeah.
Not from Oak Cliff.
Yeah.
He wants to make it sure.
I thought he was going to say,
Hey, hold on.
I just want to give a shout out.
He said, hold on, I got to let everybody know that I saw a comment on Instagram.
One comment.
It was one comment.
I'm not from Oak Cliff
Well he has a brother
His brother has been in and out of jail
For the past like five years
He accidentally gave a shootout
To his mom's neighbor's car
Not accidentally
And the shootout was in the shoutout
Yeah
And she got evicted
You know because of that
And now he's staying with the sister
And the mom
And Sebastian wants to know if he should
Let it go
Start talking to him again
Or hold that grudge
Like his wife told him
too. Yeah. His wife is very much like don't answer the door. Remember when he did this? Remember when he stole the gold bracelet from our daughter that says her name on it? Remember that? Yeah. That's sad. And he's like, yeah, but he probably needed it. Yeah, keep going. Keep saying what he's doing. Remember when he shot the car up and then your mom lost her house and now she's over here all the time and complaining and doing cheese mail of us?
Yeah, let you keep listening. Keep listening all the crimes, please. He didn't mean it. Can he speak into this microphone when you do that as well? Greg.
Craig. Please do not lean into you being a fed, dog. You look like it.
Yeah.
Is that even a little left?
Yeah.
Those glasses.
The glasses.
The glasses.
The glasses.
It's not giving away.
And I know some cool cops, bro.
Yeah.
I am a cool cop.
You're not.
Number one sign of a cop is he dresses up like an inmate for Halloween.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Because he thinks it's funny.
Do you want to be an inmate?
You want to be an inmate.
No, I'm the cop.
And also they dress up like surveillance teddy bears.
He is a surveillance teddy bear.
Yeah.
Can we get a picture up?
I am not a surveillance teddy bear.
Brownback mornings 106 on Instagram right now.
I'm going to put it on the story.
You guys are bringing me out.
It's Greg's outfit of the day.
Please stand up.
Stand up.
I don't have a wire.
I'm clean.
Maximo check me.
Pat him.
Pat him.
Pats him.
Just touch me.
Maximo.
Pat him down.
Pat him down.
Bro, this video only says Maximo touch me.
Look.
Just stand it.
Touch me
Make that a button
Greg spit
Maximo touch me
Do not do that
So we're helping our guy
Yes make it a button
We're helping our guy Sebastian
Yes
Who his brother is just
You know not having the best time
And not the best of citizens right
Yeah
In and out of places
Facilities
And he's strutting him
While he's been locked up
After he had a conversation
Like bro you did that
And now they kick him out of the house
Yeah
And so he's like, I'm going to have someone do something to you.
That is wild.
I'm saying a message.
Yeah.
And so now his brother wants to apologize.
He knows because his mom wants to take his brother over.
And then his wife is like, no, we're not doing that.
Okay.
So how do we help him?
Okay.
Let's talk to David and Eastlost.
What's up, David?
David.
David.
I'm going to see you guys, Brumberg.
David.
David, I know you would not have any experience in this, but what would you tell our guy about the situation?
There's like a couple ways you can go.
about this, right? Like, because the brother's burnt out. Like, first of all, the rest of
he has to tell his girl respectfully, he'd stay out the way because... The wife?
He got the mom, yeah, yeah, he got the mom booted. He robbed from the, from the girl and his
daughter. Based on that, babe, that's like automatic. I mean, like, there's, there's no other ways
around that. You got to just nip it in the butt and, and like the homie, Maximus said,
Pac-Mao, you know what I mean?
But that could land you in.
Nah.
That could land you in.
Nah, he ain't no snitch.
Nah.
It's a friendly trait between you and your brother.
Like, unless the brother's going to, you know,
bust a Greg and wear a wire in you.
I never did that.
And you know what I'm saying?
Like, everything's going to be good.
But I see at the end of it all,
he's going to need to be tired of less than just based on that.
I think even in the case, he's in and out,
jailhouse politics.
You still, oh, you got that.
coming that's 100% right there you got that coming so for me and then the wife's making them
look weak they unless the wife knows that the brother got in hand she's like you know what's
stay in the house you know what i will tell you david it feels like sebastian is more gentle
yeah yeah he's the nice man but dude it doesn't matter you know because it's your brother at the end
of it all right like your brother's gonna he's gonna put it to you but or i don't know i i have
brothers and we're off from the system right
and
you know what?
What is that?
What is that?
Last year?
Like that?
No, we're from the system.
System of a down or what?
Pretty much.
No, honestly.
And you know what?
I can tell you like that.
Like, you know, we, we,
I fought in my brothers.
I can't even.
Count the times.
We shot at your brother?
No, fought.
Not shot.
No, not.
Don't answer Greg's questions.
Yeah, yeah.
He's trying to incriminate.
No, I know.
I know. I was, I'm going to answer.
your question next is going to be like shoot a moon but not anyways um yeah so you know what
yeah because his brother's jailhouse you know what I mean so there's rules I get you there's rules
and then there's something that needs to happen because of the stuff that he's done and then
look at based on this this stuff right like I'm saying that's that's out the gate right there
you got his mom booted yeah you know what I'm saying he got his mom booted and stole from his daughter
right there that's two phase yeah yeah yeah
That's a bad.
That deserves a patada.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you for chiming in, David from Eastlo.
I apologize.
I apologize for the bad word.
Okay.
Then don't say it again.
I feel like you were going to say it again.
Respectfully.
We'll talk to you.
See you on with your below.
Jackie.
Jackie from Santa Ana.
Santa Ana.
Jackie.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
What up Jackie?
Jackie.
Jackie.
Good morning.
Okay.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
What I wanted to say?
It was that, what's it called?
He shouldn't hold the grudge because to what extent does he want to sign from his brother
that he should like stay away from him?
Because it's his family, he should protect his family at the end of the day.
Like that's his old family already.
He has to protect his, like, you know, his new, like legacy that he's setting up, you know?
His wife, yeah.
Yeah.
Right here it says you said that he should hear his brother out.
So you changed your mind?
No.
No, he shouldn't, no.
He's just with a gorge because some people never change.
I just heard right now that Max is getting 25 years to life.
So I don't know, you know, I don't know if he wants to stick around to what extent his brother can never change.
And then he's going to stick around to that too.
Yeah.
No one's getting 25 years.
I don't know about her.
Oh, she's saying like that she feels that if he's stuck in that like lifestyle.
Yeah.
It's hard.
It's really hard.
It's almost impossible.
I get what you're saying.
So just leave them.
Just forget the good times.
Just forget the brother you grew up with, all that?
The one that makes you laugh.
It's his family priority right now.
Like his daughters, he's going to really put his brother before his daughters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's his new family.
I mean, because he also did say the reason that he reportedly allegedly shot at that car
was because he's being followed.
Yeah.
The last thing you need is someone being followed, like,
to your house.
Yeah.
Yeah, with where your family's at.
Yeah.
He has all these problems.
It sucks.
And I think everything is pointing to stop talking to the brother.
But there's a reason why Sebastian is having a hard time.
No, for sure.
His girl has told him that literally he feels that he sees what's happened to his kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But also like, you know, like when mom's in it, you know, mom's like, no.
These are my children.
For sure.
You know.
I was about to say, I think the mom kind of inserting herself as like, hey, me and your brother are like a
packaged deal is really like hard for him because I know he wants to help his mom right but then he
kind of doesn't want to be around the brother yeah but she's like no take us or leave us together
and that's the problem and that's where he's having like even even tougher time yeah he has that
guilt I was like that's still his brother at the other day yeah no yeah even though he wants he doesn't
want to he's still kind of and if your mom is telling you like no take your brother take your brother
with you you know let him move in come on he's not even that bad yeah then you know that is true
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mom's going to be delusionable.
I feel like we're going to get a lesson told right now.
No, no, no, no.
Everyone, I'm trying to go with someone that is like not saying,
he's saying like, hey, he's right now.
It's like that situation.
Everyone's saying.
Your mom's like, you have to take a little bit more with you.
Alex.
Alex.
Alex.
Hey, how you going?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Alex from Paramount.
To you, the brother is not even family anymore, huh?
Because of what he did?
No.
Yeah.
He said think about all the memories.
He fell out of memories.
Did he think about that when, you know, he stole from my wife and daughter?
Yeah.
True.
That's true.
She didn't think about it.
So why should I?
So he's a grown man.
I'm a grown man.
I'm sorry.
That's my mother's son.
That's not my son.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
That's a crazy bar.
Yeah.
Fats the crazy right now.
Yeah.
I know.
Let me take this faith.
I would need the faith.
I would need the faith.
You stole from my daughter.
I need that.
I need that.
I need that.
It's not, it's on site.
When you put down with my mama,
my mama would have to see his fight.
That's what it is.
You stole from my daughter.
Yeah.
Alex, you sound like...
And then, like, it's sentimental value, too.
You know, like the plate,
about the...
That's sentimental value.
That's something you don't get all the time, you know?
Alex, you sound like you're from New York.
Oh, I'm from North Jersey.
I just live out here.
Hey!
Hey, but you caught on to everything about Visa.
Like the politics, all that, the code.
Are you a Yankee fan?
Unfortunately.
Oh!
Let's talk about catchy face.
Y'all getting woo.
You're embarrassing, bro.
It's okay.
Hey, you got a broom on me there.
I got a sweep.
Hey!
Oh, man.
He's not me you're talking.
I'm like, okay.
He's like, you're talking.
Sad.
That's sad.
Shout out Alex, man.
Hey, what's going on with your men?
What's going on with Judge, bro?
Man, I don't know.
San Luis.
I saw he's misjudging the ball.
Yeah, poppy.
On the time.
Sorry.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Great advice.
Amazing advice.
Yeah.
Appreciate you.
You can call us tomorrow for a homie help.
I know about what to do
when your team don't show up for you
when you need it, okay?
I hope so.
I'm going to call you.
for the strategy.
Let's go.
That's super tight.
That was great.
I know it.
I just knew it.
I know it too.
I was like,
Oh, over there.
What's going on over there.
His anger's not really
to the homie help like.
No, it's not.
That's a good dude.
Yeah, he's mad at Aaron Judge.
Soto, Soto, Sotto.
Catch these hands.
Yvette.
Yvette.
What's up, Yvese.
Yvette.
Hi.
Good morning, everyone.
Morning, Yvette.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
So how my parents once told me, once you get married, your husband and your kids come a priority.
And remember this word, you guys.
Casa dos.
Casa de dos.
So it's whatever your mom, whatever your wife and you decide, that's what pretty much it is.
Can we get the translation?
That's a far.
That's ours.
Casa, two houses.
And then make sure that.
No.
Not two
Casas
Casas
Casados
Casados
Not Casadores
Gras Amigos
Not Casamigos
Not Casamigos
No it's Casas dos
No it's Casas do
So the
Caste
So
Another thing too
I know in our culture
Mexican is always like
Oh we have to take care of our parents
Come on parents
Come in and live with us
Yeah
And that is great
But here's a thing
Unfortunately
The mom
didn't do a really good job with that other son.
A wife is he doing all that.
You know what I mean?
So once he decided to get married,
that is just between the wife and the daughters
because what's going to happen,
he's going to move in.
The mom is going to move in.
And the daughters are going to see fights between parents.
No, it's your brother this, your brother.
And for their daughters to be growing up
in a household of fights.
an argument, that's not okay.
Now the deal, she's going to be paranoid or this and that, hey, go hide or what the girls
do not need that.
Also, the mom could not be putting conditions, conditions.
So, hey, that's your son.
With ni-modo, things didn't work out.
Just, Nimolo, you have to get a second job if it's necessary for you to take care of
your son.
Because even the mom, too, hey, son, you're not doing a good job.
I try to give you the best, you know.
Yeah
Like example of that stuff
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Jose
Jose
What do you do that
Whoa
That's like the
Jose
What do you go
Is that because she blamed
The mom
Jose?
Did you do that
Because she's a mom
Jose hanging up on people
Yeah
You know what she should do
She had three sons
Two of the three
Like if we're gonna blame her
For the one
Let's credit her for the two
Nah man
Sometimes
People make their own decision
Or is it your mom's fault?
You went tagging and got like the...
It was my mom's fault.
For sure, she had me.
Just take him to...
She had you?
Take him to victory outreach.
They got him there.
See?
Take him a new man.
I don't know.
This guy sounds like a fend.
He sounds like...
Have him find God.
This is what they...
Well, I agree with that.
Yeah.
I got it.
I got it.
I know what they say.
I know their keywords.
They're little jokes.
Yay.
It's hard to blame the mom.
There's different.
There's different factors.
No, yeah.
But also we are seeing the mom kind of
enabling.
She's kind of baby.
Yeah, for sure.
But it's in a tough spot.
It is.
For the mom.
Yeah, the mom knows that that son needs the most help
and is trying to give it to him,
but it's almost hurting him how much she's trying to help.
Yeah, because all the situations that happened before.
It's not like something small.
It's huge.
Everything that happened is big.
Yeah, getting your mom evicted is crazy.
Yeah.
Because you shot at the neighbor's car.
And then he's like, I gave a shooter.
Just hit the car.
I shot the other car.
TJ.
Pachette pun in.
TJ.
Gavely, TJ.
TJ from the LBC.
From back.
Jay.
Awerey.
Happy Taco Tuesday.
Yes, ma.
I was like Taco Tuesday.
Yes, ma'am.
Let's be.
Laticia.
Happy Tuesday.
What's up?
Letticia.
Lettizia.
Lettizia.
Latizia.
Latizia.
You know, just having my breakfast taco?
You know how we do over here.
It's always eating tacos.
TJ, what would you tell our guy, Sebastian?
He's in Dallas, Texas.
His brother's in and out of jail, unfortunately.
And, you know, he loves his brother.
Before all of this happened, as the recent incident,
him and his brother were the closest between the brothers.
But his brother got caught up again and threatened him while he was locked up.
Like, hey, I'm going to have someone get you.
somebody to get you. Now he's out
and he wants to apologize to his brother
but Sebastian's like I don't know if I should
talk to him, let him back in. My wife told me no
my mom's telling me yes, all of that.
Yeah. What should I do?
Basically
Sebastian needs to
I mean everybody's mature
right, I would think so. So everybody
is saying he needs to hold a grudge. I don't
agree with that. I feel like he just
need to sit down and talk to her brother. Let
him, you know, hear his brother out
but at the same time keep his distance.
He don't need to really, you know, he need to keep a boundary between his brother and his wife and kids.
And, you know, don't pretty much live inside the house.
I mean, because at this point, I can't trust you.
We're going to be blood from a distance, for real, because, I mean, ain't no way.
But, like, at the end of the day, let you the day got to end.
Boom.
Let him express itself.
Lay him express itself, but let him do it away from your house.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, not at the crib.
And that's pretty much it.
I mean, ain't nothing else to say.
Meet up at the park.
Ain't nothing else to do about it.
Nothing else to say about it.
It is what it is.
Oh, TJ.
We all make choices.
Yeah.
We all make choices that we got to live with.
That's a E40 song.
I like it.
Yeah.
Thank you, T.
Everybody got choices.
Yeah.
Thank you for calling, bro.
I appreciate you.
For sure.
Have a good day, y'all.
Thank you.
You know, you know what I just thought about?
What?
Is that the lady was blaming the mom.
But like, where's the dad?
Where's the dad in all this?
Well, I think we all know.
Hey, say what?
We don't know.
What do you mean?
We all know.
Sebastian.
What?
Assumi.
Sebastian.
Hey, where's your guy's dad at?
Oh, he got deported to Mexico.
Oh, Sebastian.
He just keeps going through it.
Oh, he said the younger brother, like, I mean, I'm assuming he probably had the least time with him.
And he's, like, not in his life so much?
Mm-hmm.
No, my little sister did.
Because he had deported, like, 10, 11 years ago.
Oh, it's been a while.
And you guys have.
stepped up a lot and it seems like what you've done with your life is kind of like you've shown that to make
the best of it and your brother's just been caught up huh yeah yeah like even my sister told me the other
day she was like everyone compliments about me that you know i'm the one doing better and all that
they always tell my sister that why can't both of the brothers be like that because you know
my older brother he has problems because he has two baby mama's going through it but you know
For me, I just, you know, I got married and I ended up in my house.
Yeah, you're a mechanic, all that.
Yeah.
Your brother can't move with their other siblings.
Like, your other siblings don't live on their own.
True.
The younger one.
My older brother, he's renting a room somewhere.
You got it.
You're the one that has it.
It's kind of like, go to you.
Stop having it, bro.
I'm broke, baby.
Sevas.
Are you down to?
pack your brother out because that's kind of what all the caller the guy callers are saying
our guy David from Eastlow says like it's cool it's jailhouse rules mandatory thing yeah
call him a j-cat i don't know what that means that i did that when he stole the the jewelry
oh he already did that yeah he said yeah of course but what was it you gave him a charlie
horse or what no no no because i used to box i used to be a
oh but he was on program time getting a seven years
Reportedly, allegedly.
Good with seven.
Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, you know, I knocked him out.
Oh, you won, you won.
Play.
Maybe he needs your protection.
Maybe that's what he wants to talk to you again.
Everyone's saying cut your brother off, everybody,
except T.J.
TJ says talk to him.
I don't know if you should cut him out.
Literally everybody said cut him off.
That's not family.
That once they steal, they're not family.
That once you get married, F your family, the other one,
that who cares about the old times, all that.
Yeah, and I don't want to, you know, make him look any worse, but...
Oh, there's more.
The reason why he got lucked up is because he rolled my mom's car over
and while he was getting chased by a cop.
Oh, God.
So he totaled my mom's car in that, too.
How many months did he get?
Well, from March to last month, so not that many months.
My boy just...
That's why you get him to car chase six months?
That's a lot.
He won't experience with him.
He ruined your mom's car.
and got her evicted and she is not turning her back.
No, she's a good mom.
Can we call your mom?
She's an angel.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Just to get her perspective.
Sevas, Sevas.
This is tough.
Yeah.
Go.
No.
Seval, are you going to wait until he rolls your car over?
Yeah.
Or your partner.
You know?
Talk to him, but at a distance.
Yeah.
Talk to him at a distance.
Just your hands.
Write him a letter, bro.
Write him a letter.
That's what he's.
used to? I didn't say that.
That's crazy.
That's messed up. That's such a cop joke.
No, that is a cop joke.
Make it some spread.
I hear
I hear Greg
saying all that, but he does
sound like a cop because
he's had to deal with an undercover cop before
because of the stuff that my brother's done.
You've dealt with an undercover cop and he sounds
like Greg. Hey, what are the signs, bro? worry.
Yeah. Yeah, he's trying to catch us on a
Rico charge, but Brownbag is a legitimate
And I paid my taxes.
Yeah.
It's not going to work, bro.
We'll see.
We're in payments.
Cevas.
Yeah.
And two, I used to live in, we used to live in California.
I wasn't going to say that.
You weren't witness protection according to me.
Yeah.
We used to stay over there, you know, before he did anything.
You know what?
Sevas, you talk too much.
Yeah, see?
I don't even have to do any work.
He's doing himself.
Are you the witness?
You're like an open book.
He's a cop.
It's just, I told them, I was like, man, you know, if we were over there, you know, with the three strike systems, who knows what would have happened.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, yeah.
How many?
Oh, over there, they don't have three strikes?
No, over here, you can get locked up 100 times.
They don't care.
That's great.
Wow.
That's good to know.
It's very blue of Texas.
Yeah.
I don't like that.
All right.
Salas, thank you so much for calling in, bro.
I send you a big.
Abrazzo, and I'm sorry that you and your bro are going through this.
You have to not talk to him, dog, and I know the holidays are coming,
but literally everyone, including your wife, and happy wife, happy life.
You got to set boundaries with your mom and let her know how you feel.
And then talk to your brother with your hands.
And just think you have to look for that you really need to look after.
Tell your mom, it's program time.
Yeah.
Because now we're all going to check in, because people ask us like what to check in?
Like to follow up.
So we're going to check in with you.
I'm going to check you with you on Thanksgiving on Christmas.
Whoa.
What the hell?
And I know you're going to tell the truth.
We have a ghost in here.
We definitely.
All right?
All right.
Bye, bro.
Bye, bro.
That's creepy.
I was just sitting here with my hands crossed.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
Did somebody just wrap us up?
The ghost said that's enough.
I'm sorry.
You guys are done.
All right.
You helped them.
You're helping them.
Sorry, I've heard I talk to one.
We have shout out to a shout to him.
We shout out, brother.
Yes, I want to shout out Victor Vajolo from FedEx Freets and all the people at FedEx Freights.
That's my girl's uncle and he tunes in every day.
Is it freight or is it freight?
Freight.
Freight.
Freight.
Freight.
Freight.
Freight.
Freight.
Freight.
Freight.
I don't know how you say.
That's your homie.
That's family.
That's family.
Yeah.
Family.
Yeah.
What's going on in the back of those trucks?
You got to tell him, Mom.
What are they have?
I don't know.
I wish they told me where the TVs were so I could pull up like fast and ferry.
Don't do that.
Oh, is that one thing swap for a truck?
Y'all have any DVD players?
Yeah.
You got to click on radios?
Crazy guy.
Shout out to Felix.
Victor.
Victor.
Felix.
Victor from FedEx.
FedEx Frights.
Frites.
Yeah.
And all the movies.
Fright.
I don't know how you
How is it big
He's a cop
Yeah
And all the homies
All the homies
That are tuning in and listen
Shout out to my nephew
Eric
Belated birthday
Happy belated
Happy belated
Happy belated
A team
He has a Packer's hat on
He does have a Packer's hat on
My husband's also
Green Bay Packers fan
That's right
So is Maximo
Yeah
It's good
It's kind of cheesy
Real G's only
Yeah
Real cheese
Cheese and cheese
Cheese and cheese
And cheese
Get the cheese.
Real cheese.
Real cheese.
All right.
Knives down.
Angelica, stop touching.
No, nope.
You can't pop it out anymore.
You had all commercial break.
All commercial?
You had all commercial break.
You had all commercial break to pop it out, baby girl.
So before the commercial break, we started pumpkin carving.
We each got a member of the team that we had to carve out.
Yeah.
So one of us has to carve another one of us, and we're going to now show the class.
and if you pick the correct, like the carver that got the most points,
according to Baias Ramona that loves Vic.
Yeah.
Sure.
Then you win the tickets to Fuerza Rejidas, Don't Fall in Love Fest,
that's going down this weekend at the Naza Event Center.
That has like everyone that you want to see on it.
Yeah, it does.
So congratulations to you already if you win.
But let's see who is going for who, okay?
So it appears that Sarah from La Puente is going for me.
Lorenzo and Anaheim, you, Maximo.
Allen in Riverside is going for Greg.
Diana and Fullerton's got Angie.
Jasmine and Buena Park, Vic.
Okay?
All right.
All right.
Please tell us who you want to see first.
I want to see Greg.
Oh, hold on.
Greg's first.
Greg, don't tell us who you got.
Just by looking, we got to guess who you got.
All right.
Vic is still carving.
Sorry, he's the cheater.
Disqualified.
Disqualified.
Disqualified.
I don't know if you guys can see mine very clearly.
Oh, no.
What is that?
That's a creepy dog.
I'm very uncomfortable making this because the person sitting behind me is.
Whatever that is, you're going to get in trouble, bro.
Bro.
They're very muscular.
They don't even go that way.
Wow.
That's not muscles?
Bro.
That's insane.
It's pretty clear.
That makes it clear of who I have.
No.
Do you have a football player?
Those look like shoulder pads.
Yeah, what's the circles on the side?
I didn't know what was that book.
Honestly, I didn't know.
Wow.
I have pretty detailed of who I have.
HR might have.
My nephew knows how to make people disappear.
Oh, wow.
As he's sitting behind me, I'm like,
I hope he does not see this.
He drew me as a weird stick figure.
There's a...
Not really carved, just drew.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's weird that he thinks that shoulder,
that they look like shoulder pads.
Am I doing something wrong?
No, I'm doing something.
got your arms so I just added them under
I didn't
You thought about her
I was like oh yeah she had arm
too focused
Are you uncomfortable at thee?
I'm very uncomfortable
Nina
We're gonna have to go to HR
Yeah
Honestly
I don't know about that
I'm uncomfortable
Me too
It's pretty good
I think it's pretty like
You guys got the detail though
Like who it is
She's more than just that
Thank you
Yeah bro
Thank you
Jesus
That's a four
That's a four
It's a four
For the record, she's a 10, but that's a 4.
Okay, Maximo, let's see yours.
So you see the eyelashes?
Did you just draw?
No, it's carved.
How is that carved?
If you put a candle inside, you see the light pop out, but I don't have a candle.
Are the eyelashes, lips, you know, the hair.
The eyes are closed because she's always sleepy.
And then the eyebrows.
Oh, the mess up by-up.
So that's Angie.
Yeah.
I'm always sleep based, so my eyes are close.
Yeah.
Why does her nose look like a sack?
I was going to sing.
What?
I mean, hey, Tiji goes.
I have a cute little nose.
Okay.
You got to check these out.
Nice and curvy.
It's really good, Mona, huh?
You see?
Doesn't that?
That is not carving.
Like, didn't have to pop out?
Nah, bro.
Yes, it is.
There's light.
I can't press out.
I think y'all misunderstood the carving.
This is like, especially great, huh.
I use carving tools.
For creativity, I'm going to give you a seven.
What?
That got a seven?
Right.
That got a seven.
Bro.
It's because she likes, I got five on it where they said, took a sec to the face.
That got a seven.
This is carving, bro.
It's not carving.
Angie, go ahead.
What is yours?
Who did you get?
What?
Is that supposed to be me?
Is that?
Bro.
That's so bad.
That is my favorite pumpkin.
That is so scary.
Does he have an Edgar cut?
Why did you take my top off?
Hey, yo.
You guys are being so loud.
Oh, my God.
My hairline was the easiest to do, and I was just struggling with the beard.
Vig looks like a pokey ball, but then like in the middle with the little eyes.
Oh, it's so good.
IG, I love it.
Terrible.
I think it's good at all.
There's no face.
My head has a face.
Vick's not even cold.
Vick's mouth is like, oh.
Oh, yeah.
But I didn't finish popping it out.
Okay.
Hey, yo for Vic.
But the eyes are very Vic.
Yeah, tiny eyes.
Yeah.
See?
All right.
It's really funny.
It's really good.
It's really good.
I'm going to give you a seven, Angie.
That's a seven.
Wow.
Mona.
I am.
I am.
I'm fighting the system.
Look at the eyebrows.
I'm fighting the system here.
Greg, you don't deserve like a lot.
Mine that at least deserves like a five or a six.
No, it's a four for sure.
For sure.
I think she's patting their their thing, but I think you deserve that four.
she's patting their thing
like she's adding
what you mean mine is a masterpiece
that's not a seven dog that's a seven
all right
you guys got the hairline
you guys want to see mine yeah okay
he put an actual hat on it
yeah
oh my god what is it
I can actually tell who that is
you know you know who it is
no
it's a pumpkin
no it's actually pretty good
is it's a Nike sign
no
what is it looks like a pumpkin
Looks like a swoosh.
Yeah.
Is that supposed to be Maximo?
Yes!
Yes!
Look at the hats to the side.
No, you didn't put a hat.
You didn't carve a hat.
You literally put a hat.
The hat don't count.
I have real life.
Hat don't count.
I'm looking at side by side right now and it's like...
Bro, it looks like you, Maximo.
No.
It doesn't.
It looks like you look.
I even carve the go tee under...
It's all the way on the bottom.
Yes, just like his.
All right.
Ramona, what do you give him?
Come on.
By the way, we're on Twitch,
Twitch.com or Twitch.com or Twitch.
Twitch.com.
That's just a regular triangle lines.
If you want to see this.
No creativity.
It was carving, guys.
Carving.
This is carved.
I'm going to give that an eight.
Yes.
I got an eight.
Let me see.
Remember I told you about.
You called this front.
I want to see your score now, Lettie.
Also, a point dug down because he kept carving after.
He kept carving.
After.
Bro.
Yeah, he's a seven.
It's crazy.
I got an eight.
It's crazy.
I got a eight.
No, he got one point.
disqualified for carving.
Let's see your score.
Ramona, that's crazy out here.
Ramona, he was carving
after the time.
Yeah, and he walked around.
He walked around.
Yeah.
Oh, you did, you cheater?
I didn't cheat.
Oh, yeah, he looked at all of ours, too.
Minus two points.
All right.
Minus two points, so you got a six.
I don't even feel comfortable
showing the class.
No, she...
Ready?
Yeah.
This is so funny.
Let me see here, but I don't want to show you.
That's good.
That's actually really good.
That's actually really good.
That's the...
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
I see it.
It looks like Johnny Depp.
She's going to say a six.
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
It's Greg.
It's Greg.
That's great.
That's a good.
That's a good six.
That's a good.
That's pretty creative.
Look, this is your hairline?
Oh, that's a six.
It's a seven point nine for sure.
No, it's a six.
It's a six point nine.
It's a five.
It's a five.
You and a leader.
It's a seven.
Who my next.
She totally followed instructions.
Yes.
Which is what?
You know that is Greg without her saying it was Greg?
That's a 10 right there.
This is frog.
Okay.
I deserve it.
I deserve it.
I deserve it.
I'll give you a 7.1.
How did you carve that fast?
Do you make me by point one?
Because I do this called be mom.
Sarah, Sarah, you're going to Don't Fall in Love Test, baby girl.
Yeah.
Let's go Sarah.
Woo, who, who, who, who, who, who.
I got you.
See?
amazing.
That was a lot of carving.
Do you want it?
I feel like literally
this is you.
This is for sure.
We're going to put them up
on Brownback Morning's
Windows 6 on Instagram.
You did not stop carving.
Okay.
Skolling with the homies.
The
Homi.
The creeper.
The player from Creepy Town.
What's your baseball team?
Creep Town.
Yeah.
They're living up to that.
All right.
What's going on over there?
Anyways, we might have finally
found somebody that beat Fergie and having one of the worst national anthem
performances ever.
Who is it?
Do you guys remember the Furgy one?
Do you guys remember how it sounds?
Oh yeah.
I'll play it right now.
Just so I'll remind you guys.
She was being extra.
Yeah.
Is that why she left the group?
No.
No.
No.
This was like way, way, way after.
And then there was the girl that sang at the National Anthem as well.
Yeah.
For the MLB Homer and Derby?
Remember that one too?
That one was pretty bad.
Everybody thought she was on top her as well.
Which one?
This one.
Oh, the one that sounded like...
Oh, she said she was.
Yeah.
It's so gallantly straight.
Get it, girl.
Sing like you're happening.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
That was crazy.
I'm from my nephew.
Wow.
Yeah, that's what we said when we talked about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Say what?
She sounds like she's having a, oh.
Can I get it home, yeah?
Yeah, exactly.
Well, there's a new contestant in town, and she goes by the name of Loomis, and she's going viral because her...
She's the actual singer.
Yeah, she's an indie singer.
Yes, and she's going viral because her performance she did at the presidential debate.
She was also singing the Star Spangled banner.
At the presidential debate?
Yes.
There hasn't been a debate?
It was like a little, like, pre-examble.
debate after what was like yes it was something no it was a debate it was something's a rally someone's
rally probably yeah it wasn't a debate see see these guys were just me with their influence anyways
yeah she was like equal rights yeah and she oh okay and she butchered it listen to this
he's streaming back please no way you're lying
you're resting got too nervous gay
Because you can tell that she could sing
You can tell that she could sing
But that that was not
But then you don't stop like mid
Ever.
Live too
They told her in your life
She also said like she
She cursed
Twice
Oh
We don't care when Kike says it
No it's different
No no he's a national hero
Oh
Did you see the woman
Cust on live TV
Twice
It was just the fact that like
You did it once
That like you don't stop
When like you're like you just got to keep going.
Yeah.
Yeah. She was nervous.
Yeah.
And she even said that I'm nervous.
Like show must go on.
You got to snap out of it.
Yeah.
Bombasting.
That's her nervous.
She sounds like she's like suffering.
Yeah.
That sucks.
She does have a good voice so you can tell.
Oh yeah.
She killed the rest of it.
Like she was, she did really good.
But it's that moment.
She was like, I messed up.
I messed up.
Poor thing.
Now she's going to be remembered.
And for people that don't know her for her music.
As a month.
Yeah, the national anthem with Fergie.
I mean, it's not a bad list to be on.
Fergie.
The other girl who's a singer.
Oh, the other one's a-huh.
Yeah.
They get singers to do it.
Yeah, the other girl, I think she checked in to like A-A or something.
Yeah, she was claiming that she was intoxicated when she did the National Island.
The other one at the MLB.
I forgot, you're right.
That happens to me when I'm intoxicated too.
You think you could sing?
You start singing?
No.
They did see.
Keep it here.
Thank you for that.
