Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 334 Your New Brown Bag Nation President is.... | Brown Bag Mornings (11/5/24)

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

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Beautiful chilly November Day, Tuesday, November 5th, aka Election Day, baby. I saw a video of like me on election week, like, just the whole week, like, I don't know what's going to happen. Today's the day, you guys, and maybe tomorrow's the day we actually find out who will become our next president of the United States. Make sure you get out there and vote whatever your thoughts or opinions are. Barack Obama says, Niko, he's like, don't boo. vote. Yes. Like, we don't need you guys to complain.

Go vote. True. Don't fight a mind yourself. Go vote. Way harder to vote, too. Yeah. Wait. No, I'm just saying to, then to boo.

Like, it's like, do something about it. Oh. Yeah, like, yeah. Like, I thought you were talking about voter interference. No, no, no. Yeah. It's also a brown bag, election, 20, 24. That's the real election.

I don't know if you were here yesterday. But we also have an election going down of who's going to be the president of Brown Bag Nation. Yes. It is between candidate Medina, our guy, Maximo. I love Léthi. And candidate. And candidate condi.

Yeah, I'm having trouble hearing you, Lettie. I'm sorry. Why? One of the candidates' teams kind of bit my ear off. They bit your ear off? Mike Tyson. I was having a campaign and like a whole like marketing. We're all out there.

Oh yeah, I saw like all the Brexie poster. My posters all over the town. And then one of his like his supporters. Yes. This candidate bit my ear. Wow. Well, they bit his ear? So now I have to cover my ear.

That's why you have blood on your ear right now. Oh, my God. Gotcha. He's from Creep Town, so I can't really hear. Was that an assassination attempt on Canada's Sunday? I would say so, just biting my ear off is, that's pretty bad. You know, I could have possibly, like, die. And I could tell there's blood because it's, like, I don't, you're napping.

It's real. He was eating a breakfast burrito. But he's wearing a napkin on his ear, and then it says blood on the napkin. Yeah. So that means it's real. Yeah. It's real. It's not.

This is crazy. This is so crazy. So if I have trouble hearing you all day, it's because of this. I'm sorry. I sympathize with you. Thank you. Thank you so much. How do you feel, Rosecrans?

This changes everything, honestly. I just have a lot of sympathy for my guy, and I just hope he can hear. He's laughing. He's in here. It's not funny at all. Mr. Fonday, I just hope that you can hear a freedom ring later on. I hope so. I hope I hear a victory.

Yeah. Canada and Medina. It's a lot going on. We're going on. We're going to get more into the updates of our voting and our polls because we started early voting yesterday. And today we're going to take votes as well. Today will be the final day. That's it.

We're going to find out who's the president for the next four years. Wow. Four years. A brownback nation. Wow. Okay. I'm excited. Brownback nation.

Medina, you don't want to. We'll see your. I can't hear him. He's on my right side. This is my right here. Edgar. 5-106, not just election day for the U.S. of A, but also for Brownback Nation, where we are voting. to get a new president, our first ever president.

First ever. Looking at the polls, though, the votes have been cast all three yesterday and today, and it looks like Maximo is winning. He has 60 of the 69 regions needed of Brownback Nation voting for him, and you know what happens when we get to 69. That's a good time. Great time. Get him no president.

Yep. Yep. Together. Finish strong. That's right. As a one. All right. Greg, you have a, you have a.

an assassination attempt that you're trying to last minute bring into these things. Somebody tried to bite off my ear and pretty sure it's the other party. I don't believe his antics. The Lion Party, their supporters are pretty crazy. Yeah, I am sympathetic for him right now. Lions would do do that, right? Lions would do that. The Kings of the jungle, we keep everything under control.

And it seems like you know, we did a whole thing where we went to order door yesterday. I think you got one vote out of the six. Maximo got so many votes. Yeah. For the people. You know what? He was also wearing like WWE belts and I saw that win people over.

You know, because WWE know that you're using them in your campaign? Yeah, because they did. They also support me. They support you. You got the wrestlers behind you? We'll see.

Oh, yes, he did have a very close relationship with Vince McMahon. You're right. No, that is a lie. A very close relationship with Chris Jericho. Oh, yes, Chris Jericho. Dominic Mysterio. Mysterio.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on over here? Me and my marketing team actually threw something together for you guys if you want to listen to it. Oh, you threw something together for the people of Brownback Nation. And by the way, you can still vote. You can log on at Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. We have polls on literally every post. So pick a poll and go vote there, okay?

It looks like a landslide to me. It kind of does not do lie. Maybe the candidate with a better social media strategy, but in this Brownback election, social media counts, okay? Yeah, we don't waste trees over here. Yeah, I. Yeah. Credit of Greg. There is a whole hallway that we have.

My team is proud of their future president. That's why. They want to show up to the whole world. It's just papers that say Greg C. Yeah. Yes, because I'm going to be giving everybody papers after this. 14 trees came down for that. Wow.

Papers like which papers. Yeah, what kind of papers? Any type of papers. I don't know. I don't know because yesterday you were saying you want to support us today. You're going to give us papers. Which one is it? You also told Vic when he was eating a burrito that I will give you people burritos every morning.

That sounds like a deal. Yeah. Yep. Kind of won me over. I'm not going to lie. You have to start to give us for free candidate Medina. Because you know people like Angie

that just go for a candidate based of them thinking that he gave her the stimmy check. Yeah. But he did it. Am I going to call them? Yeah. Yeah. Never mind.

Whoever gives you money, she calls her puppy. Who is, who's going to give me a check? There's some people that are swayed by the gifts you give them. Yeah. Very, very, very. We, we, we, we, we over here? Me. We like free stuff.

All right. Good to know. Go. Okay. Greg C. You have something for us. Candidiconde from the yellow party slash bald eagle party.

Okay. Go ahead. Voting for Maximo is going to take a lot of your benefits away from you and your family. From families to single moms. He wants to take away all housing in 2025. Should I remind you that Maximo also got caught using PEDs in the 2024 Brown Bag Olympics? He also has the nickname. scamsimo for every reason.

Wake up, America. It is time to make a change. Hi, I'm Greg C. Your future brown bag president. I'm not here just for Los Angeles. I am here for you, America. And I'm not here to just make a difference in your life. I'm here to make a difference in a lot of single mothers' lives.

Consider me the one who stepped up and never stepped down. Let's make a change today. Vote for me, Greg C., as your brown bag president. Wow. Wow. I never wanted to vote for nobody so bad at my life. We're falling for the propaganda, brother. Wow.

But he's scomsimo. What is he scamming over here? He has the point, scamsimo. Yep. How can we trust someone at the same people? He had a voice of an angel. How did he do that? He's never scammed another brown.

Hold on, I have a call. Hello? Oh, you want to talk to them? Yeah, one second. What up, though? This is Big Snoop. Oh. I'm here to endorse my boy, Edgar Maximo Medina.

Cast your vote now. I'm gonna call you back I'm working Wow Snoo I do love snoo Okay Wow

One of them is more cooler than the other one Yeah but one of them is Original Yeah One of them is from the heart Yeah original OG

Yeah Oh Oh Yeah On back morning On 6 on Instagram And we are going to Yeah it's crazy

It's crazy It's crazy My Groundbag Nation election 2024 is going down We will have a winner 830 this morning Wow

I can't wait Can we have two Presidents We have two cats? I think one of them is against that. All right, give me a. We have Shadeskis. Yes, we do.

Javon wants to shout out his son's football team. The Fowler Redcats to advancing to the semifinals. Isaiah. Fowler. Can you even read. Oh. It's getting personal over here. Fowler Redcats to advance.

Fowler. Fowler. Yes. Isaiah and Gabriel. Let's get this championship. That's what they said. Let's go, Isaiah and Gabriel. Let's go.

Jay Doggy wants to give a shout out to his girlfriend and two daughters, Diana, Yvette, and Jimena. Come on. Let's go. We have birthdays. Jose wants to shout out his girlfriend, Adelina. Adelina. Adelina. Jose, you got a girlfriend?

Jose. Jose. What? Hey. You're going over there, Jose. Adelina, that's what I'm doing over there. He says, happy birthday. I love her so much, baby, Hermosa.

Happy 20th birthday. Oh. So cute. Oh, that's not our Jose. Oh, it's another Jose. What? I thought there was only one of those. And Helika wants to give a birthday shootout for her co-worker Amanda.

Amanda. Amanda. Amanda. And Helica wants you to see this. Boom, boom, boom, boom,

pop. Poo! I have a shout-outs. I want to shout out. Aiden, Adeline, and Jose from Delano Park yesterday. I was in Delano Park.

Nice. Out with the people? Yeah. Wow. Their mom was. And she's like, I know you, I know you. And the kids ran over and we took a photo. And that was a good time.

And shout out then. Did you get their vote? Of course. For the kids. Yeah, Maxxon for the kids. Greg was just in his room. No, I was at the polls. Wait.

Don't that's which polls, but I was at the polls. You're not helping your campaign right now, sir. No, that's getting a single mother vote. Yes, exactly. There you go. Thank you, Vic. Or those are shout-h-h-h-d-dollar. Shout-out to everybody.

Let's get to Word on Rosecrans. on roast crotch. The word is Rihanna is clapping back at people upset at her for making a voting post. Yeah. All right. So Bad Gal Rie was on Instagram yesterday,

passing by Americans who were exercising their right to vote. And I think she got some fomo about it. So she made a funny post of her looking out the window and saying, me trying to sneak into the polls using my son's passport. And you would think that it would make people laugh or even just encourage them to vote. Her hashtag was like,

vote because I can't. And no, it was war in the comments. Yeah, that was crazy. And Riri went to battle. Yeah. So somebody commented, illegal voting is a crime. Maybe you should be arrested for trying. And then she, bad gal Rie replied and said,

shut up, Karen. Yeah, people take things too literal. Yeah. It was a lot. Crazy. Yeah. If she put vote because I can't, she's telling you she's not really doing that. Yeah.

Yeah, obviously. It was supposed to be something light and fun. Exactly. Yeah. there was a lot. Somebody even said, ironically enough, she can vote if she would,

had set up her paper for voting as migrant if she doesn't have a U.S. citizenship. I guess someone been rejected by the system or acts like it for the majority. That's not true. Yeah. That's good. I mean, their grammar was all off anyway.

People are. Yeah. Don't read that one because then that's going to have people. No, and she replied and she's like, I love my Bayesian passport. I came here to work and pay taxes. You're welcome. Yeah.

So she's clapping back. He probably pays a lot of taxes. Oh, yeah. So, so many. People really have that much time on their hands, huh? Yeah. Yeah, they're mad air for making that plus. She didn't even say who she would vote for or anything.

That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, that's the time we're in, you guys. Yeah. Ten election day. Yeah. He's where you're going to be up in arms about it. It's hot, yeah.

Bad Gallery, Rihanna even asked somebody where they were on January 6th. Based on their super long comment. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. One thing people forget about Rihanna is that she literally is like the clapback queen. Oh yeah. Like it started on Twitter.

Like you do not mess with her. And granted, she's like clearly just out there making billions of dollars. Right. So she hasn't had the time to be that way on social media. But she had time yesterday. She had time yesterday. That's fun. Yeah.

No, yeah. So shout out to Rihanna. Okay. So look, sweetie says it's Christmas time and she's looking for a big Santa. All right? So sweetie wasted no time after Halloween dropping a Christmas song. title the big what big santa Santa

Santa you both can't make fun of great you guys you guys can't do that why do you guys need to vote this is like Biden and Trump playing golf you guys are rivals right now

you guys are buds behind the sheep weird keeping an eye on you all right so so far sweetie's song has gotten mixed reviews online but I need it's a song called Big Santa yeah no big santa

I need you guys I don't hear it. You all. See what I want. Yeah, I want a new Eddie. Put me on your wish. I know you want to have me. I got a big bow.

I'm my body unwrap me. Might be a little naughty, but you know I keep classy. It's a season of trick. I'll be a good girl, but you got to spend Benjamin. Under the mistletop. He wants me to give him a kiss. Yes.

Snow and out. Got to spend it. What do you guys think? I love it. It's cool. I don't think it's bad. I feel like I need to hear it after residuals. Oh, yeah.

You guys think Mariah Carey has anything to worry about? Yeah, everything. I mean, it's not bad. Being the queen of Christmas time? Just like most, like, catchy songs. Like, it's going to stay. And it's a Christmas song. Christmas songs are amazing.

Yeah, I love Christmas. I'm going to play it all right. What's the name of it? Big Santa. I'm going to be bloating already. What do you think of it? Yeah, Big Santa. Honestly, this is one of the best songs I've ever heard.

And I just, I want, you guys want to hear some more? Yeah, too. One thing that I need. I need a big, big Santa. Ooh, big. Keep going, brother. I was about. It's a lot of it.

Hey, when it hit, she's like, her body just starts going? She's like, hold on. Keith's brother. He's going to do. I want to play it right now. It is out now.

Big Santa. No, big Santa. Big Santa. I need a daddy. That's what she said, right? Something like that. I don't know. I hope I have it in the system.

I don't think I do. It just trips me out how fast we go from Halloween to Christmas. Christmas. Yeah. I know. I've been hiding my Christmas stuff from you guys because I feel judged. Yeah. Just saying.

We don't have it. Vic, can you please send it? I would love to hear this soon. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. I'll download it. Big Santa. Big Santa.

Big Santa. Yeah. Can we work for me? Yeah. I'm definitely. Yes. Yeah, let you really like it. The drop with art.

The drop again. Play that part. Play that part. It makes you forget about it. about the rest of it. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Big Santa.

Big Santa. Hold on. What's the name of the song? Big Santa. Think you were just waiting. I know, but I have to wait for it to get to that part. You guys want to do? Yeah, sure.

All right. Duh. Be a good girl, but you got a spin bit of it. Under the mistletop. He won't make the give him my kiss. Yes. Snowing out, but I want the ice. So, nice.

So, close. Got to spend it all. Be free. You guys ready? There goes. You guys right here coming. Here it comes. My lockback is ready.

I need a big, big salmon. Hey, bruh. That is fire. The job is hard. The job is crazy. I mean, overall, the more I hear it, I'm like, it makes sense. I get it. Yeah, you want to make Santa?

Yeah. No. I am the big salmon. Ew. Got to sweetie. The best. All right. Well, that was your word on Rose Trans.

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Can you hear Big Santa Big Santa What's up This is Be Real from Cypress Hill Where are you from Esi? Don't you know I'm local

Okay There has been an update To the video That we all saw Going around The night that the Dodgers Won the World Series I know we saw people

trickling down To downtown L.A We saw all of that And then one video That was making its rounds At least I saw it All over X slash Twitter Everybody saw it.

I know. It's everywhere. We kind of tried not to talk about it. You didn't even have to finish the sentence. I knew exactly what are talking about. What am I talking about? The hand explosion. No, no.

The World Series Night is the only one. Yeah. Oh yeah, World Series. The hand explosion from the firewood. Yes. And there are so many angles. A lot. The crazy part about that video.

And there's parts in it. I'm not going to play. There's parts in it where it's really like you could see his friends or that person in it who lit a firework and it blew up in his face, which they tell us about all the time when it comes to Fourth of July and any time we do celebrate, that we got to, and this is why they don't like the quote-unquote illegal fireworks out here. They're not regulated. They don't meet the standards.

Things like this are easier to happen. Add alcohol, add like just, I guess, the emotion of that night. You can get caught up doing something like that. And, you know, like that whole term, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. It is created for moments like this. 100%. Where you see it, you feel bad, but also it's kind of like,

The fuse on that thing was tiny. And it's like, yeah. I mean, everyone knows if, I mean, reportedly, allegedly, if you're lighting an illegal firework, you put it on the ground. Yeah, you don't hold it in. Also, yeah, you put it in a thing. Yeah. Oh, really?

Yeah, you're supposed to put it in, like, a little holder. You're supposed to, I mean, to be safe, you light it with the longer one? The longer one. But, like, even then, I mean. You try not to light it with, like, a lighter that you would light a cigarette with something like that, right? It's too short.

Yeah. You guys are so. knowledgeable in this. I know. Just reportedly allegedly. Yeah. And I always say like, please don't ever put things on your head. Like if, because I've seen it.

I've had homies that it's Fourth of July. You're turning up and you put one on top of your head. Literally that even can kill you. Yeah. Yeah. Like you're putting a fireworks so close to your cranium, your brain. That happened a couple years ago. Dad was joking around and put a firework on his head and he passed away.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. You don't want that to happen. You don't want your family to find out that way. But needless to say, his sister of the man that his hand kind of blew out gave an update he has lost two fingers and his hearing what you know what's a trip is that it seemed like it would be more fingers yeah yeah because

the way that it looked the way that it looked I haven't looked at the very very I only thought like the censored part the hearing is so sad it's um just scary to think about like it's just like we just don't hear anything anymore or you maybe he's just hearing a ringing sound yeah yeah yeah it's the It's tragic. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah. So he said, they also say that he was downtown celebrating and received that firework from a stranger. And after that stranger handed it to him, him off the heat of the moment, lit it up, and that ended up happening to him.

Oh, gosh. They've set up a go-fund meet to help with paying for a prosthetic because he's going to need it now that he lost two fingers on his left hand. And we'll put it up on our Instagram. You know, that always sucks to hear. We've seen it. And I think just beyond the actual, the moment and the, and that mishap that happened, it's that it's being shared everywhere. Yeah.

Yeah. So everybody has seen it. And we shouldn't, lo-key, there's things we shouldn't see. No. There's things that I shouldn't see. Like, and that's why they put, like, the whole graphic thing on, like, the warning and stuff like that. There's things we just shouldn't see, and we've almost normalized it in our brains

to see the most outlandish. crazy extreme things. Yeah. And we've got to think of what we're doing to our own brains by doing that. Like the numbing and stuff like that. Yeah, I think, I mean, I don't know, but like a lot of us have gone, like, it's already, we're already there. Like the numbing part.

Yeah. I remember even growing up. We're desensitized. There's a website that you just see all the crazy video. It's not there anymore, kids. No, it's not there. God. No.

But yeah. Now it's like literally just thrown on social media. Yeah. I just remember the website. Yeah. I'm not going to say it though. I didn't even know there was a website. There was a whole website.

There was a whole website. It was crazy. You mean, they would watch everything. But now it's like on Instagram. Yeah. And it's crazy because like, to your point, Maximil, there used to be a website you would log on to purposefully to see things like that, maybe with your friends were like teenagers at the time. But this isn't, you didn't ask to see this.

None of us asked to see that video. It just, we're scrolling on our timeline and all of a sudden it pops up. And then we scroll past fast if we don't want to see it. And then it's right there waiting for you. The next person. Oh, yeah. And now there's a new angle. So it's like, it's wild.

Yeah. Once it's up on social media, it's everywhere. Yeah. It's like not like across platy. Yeah, it's going to be everywhere. You know he might have been there with friends. I just hope that it wasn't a friend that uploaded it. Because it's like sometimes you can help it.

It's strangers. Yeah. But then there was so many people downtown, you know? Yeah. I think there was the guy. I don't think that was his friend. That uploaded it. The first one.

And because he was just like, hey, dude, are you okay? Got it, got it, got it. Only funny thing about that whole video, which wasn't funny, was just when he was like, call the 911, call the 911. Call the 911. Somebody called the 911. And it was just like, What?

That was the only part. All right, I'm alone on it. It was fun. Why was he saying the 911? How do you call? He's patiting in that moment. Wow. You wanted to have correct grammar while you can't be?

Yes. Then what do you think? He can't do it with his own hand? No, it wasn't him. It was the guy taking the video. And he was, no, it was funny to me. Well, more dumb. To you.

To you. Yes, because he has a phone in his hand and he's telling someone call the 911. And it's like, bro, stop recording and calling yourself. Oh, got it. The thing that sucks about the whole situation also is like, like them putting up a go-fummy has received a lot of backlash. Of course. Oh, even that?

Yeah, because he's the one that chose to like the fireworks knowing the consequences. You know, so. The family does say, you know, and I believe it's a sister that did this. And she said a simple two-second mistake that will now alter the rest of his life. It could happen to anyone. This is true because as much as weird. Like as much as where the outsider saying like play stupid games when stupid prizes, you are also someone that plays stupid. Like you don't know when those moments.

Like it just happened to be that person. How many of you guys had no to even how to light up an illegal firework reportedly allegedly because you've done it. Well, because we had older homies that told us to do it, they probably learned the hard way too, you know. Got hurt or something. You need someone that learned the hard way. Yeah. Or they still continue to do it until they learn. True.

You don't stop until something bad. happens like this. And then still they don't stop. I hope they will. Because guess what? No, Angie. I hope. There's going to be another downtown LA turn up.

Let us win something else or lose something. True. It's just what happened. That doesn't stop you. Yeah. That doesn't stop you. Yeah. We just judge the person that becomes like, I guess, the example of it.

But yes, I hope he feels better. And that hearing thing, it may get better over time. Yeah. It's like a sure. Shell shock almost. Yeah. You know? That's wild.

Hopefully. All right. Sim. Or Pimp. Simp. Sip. Sip. Sip.

Cip. Cip Matsim. Tia Camp, which is Rick Ross's ex and baby mama. Another one? Another one. Another one. Another one. Yeah, because the one we normally talk about is Christina Mackie.

Oh, yeah. This is his girl, not baby mama. This is his actual baby mama. And she hates him. Yes. So she pulled up to a store and there was a kid hanging out. And then the kid called her Rick Ross's baby mama. And her reaction was hilarious.

Listen. This is her reaction. This is her reaction. Interesting. There's a reaction. Hold on. There's a technical. Man, that's my baby daddy.

Don't never address me of that baby. No, no, no. like that but no you try no he my baby daddy okay got a jet out of here okay guess what

okay I need smile okay what does she really talk like that or she was just being no she was just being extra but she pretty much said that's not my baby like I'm not his baby mama

he's my baby daddy he's my baby daddy I him and then now he pretty much has to run me my money which is wild Yeah it's wild I don't like it That's dope how she uses a child

Yeah that's what I don't like about it Yeah That was the crazy part No nothing I'm just waving Like no no no But yeah so her reaction to that kid Telling her that was her saying all that Being extra

And obviously Super being extra For sure that's extra She was saying that to a kid To a kid Oh I thought it was like a girl Yeah No he was probably like 13

He was probably excited to me meet her. Like, you'll probably never met a famous person. It's like, oh, like, that's some proximity to a famous person. And he's not wrong. That is Rick Ross's baby mama. Yeah. Yeah.

But I think when you hate someone, it's like a, I guess it feels offensive. Yeah. Like, I'm my own person. But yes, that is a reaction. Okay. Is it simple pimped that she went off on a kid? Yeah, I mean, her reaction of even saying, like crashing out and saying like, oh, no, I get the money.

Yeah, because I have a baby by him. Pretty sim. Yeah. Like, I'm just saying like she said a mom. You think you're Lose money You're not up No

No That's not it Girl Yeah she made it seem like She set them up To get money But Yeah I don't like that feeling

Yeah that is kind of weird That is really Yeah I guess Sim Yeah Sim See this out homie You need a homie

Or need some help We need your help We need a line I mean phone line We got you for The homie help line Ramon Needs our help

Ramon Ramon Ramon Ramon ma. Ramon, Ramon, Ramon. Hamon. Who's more mon? Ramons or Salamons?

Oh, Ramones. Because they're nicknors. I knew a mon, but his name was Salomon. Salomon. Yeah. Solomon. Like in the Bible. Yeah.

But they call them Mon. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Ramon. Ramona, did they call you Monchi? No. No?

No. But they do. Yeah. I've definitely heard lots of reasons. Ramona's like, no, and don't start. Being called Monchis. Monchis? I like Monchis.

Shout us all the Mones and the Monas. That's right. Yeah, shout the mones. And the Mon. Hamon? I said that. I said Hamon. Okay, let's get past his full's name.

Okay, all right, look. He said, my name is Ramon. I'm 42 recently divorced, was married for 17 years, trying to get back on the dating scene. But damn, Brownback, it's crazy out here. Yeah, he said, so my close home girl, Sandy, told me she has a baddie Bouchona friend from me. And she showed me her IG and I was like, hell yeah. She posts out of Ramos, you know?

Yes, for sure. So he said, so Sandy hooked it up with her number and we started texting for like a week. Then I asked her to dinner to go get some sushi and mariscoes at my favorite spot. So we went on this date and God damn, as soon as we said, got down, she started ordering everything off the menu. Oh. She said, he said, brown bag. She ordered five separate sushi roll platos, spicy garlic at amame,

fire. Three toastas de sovice, and even a taco de pescado. He said, I wasn't even that hungry. I was like, damn, girl, but I try not to say anything about it. So she starts talking to me and saying she's going to go out to a club with her friend after this date and that was the last straw for me. I was over it. We Ubered there together and she left her car at my house because I thought we were going

to get a little buzz together. But no, he said, so I ordered my Uber home, left $200 on the table and left. But now my friend Sandy is pissed at me saying I embarrassed her by doing that to her friend. Should I apologize to Sandy and her little hungry friend? Or do you think I didn't do anything wrong? wrong. Let me know, Brown bag. That's a lot of food.

Yeah. So he didn't like because she ate a lot. You know her Instagram story was lit back. I mean, because she's not going to eat all that. I don't know what he expected. Yeah. I don't know what he expected. Yeah. Well, I mean, he doesn't know what to expect.

He's been married for, he was married for like 17 years. And I will say this, 200 bucks is probably not enough. Probably not. So he left short. There's a balance left. Yeah. I'm like, yo, he's at 200. I'm like, hold on, bro.

Not enough. That's not enough. That's crazy You want that girl That specific girl It comes to the price You're not just gonna get it off your good personality You got divorced

How good is that person else? We're helping Ramon Ramon is our friend No but what do you expect dog I don't see anything wrong with her And I get it girls are trashed for that Girls are trashed for that For wanting all of that

But it's that specific girl that you went for like go for another girl go to church dog go for one of the seoras not the same I'm beyond as a chum no I know it's not the same

but if it fits your price tag don't pay that none of it bothered me until she ordered three to stasas of ceviche because that's like all right because you know you can just be good with one

like the sushi rolls I get it because you want to try different flavor that junk in the trunk there needs to be stuff back there I wonder what that fart

smells like what he never got to that's your candidate that's your candidate that's your candidate that's your candidate for president oh that boo

all that food I hope that's in the clear somewhere. Daniel, if you're hearing me and you just can get Greg just being creeped out. I think that that's going to end his, that's disgusting. You would never, right? No, whatever. I wouldn't even think of that. That's crazy.

Like, I didn't even, I didn't think of that. You want that a woman fart in front of you? She didn't have to hit the restroom in the club. But he doesn't want to know what it smells like. I do. All that food? That's crazy. To me, I'm like, hopefully she gets to the club early.

so the bathroom's clean because she's going to need to go out of the club. That's it. No, even that, to me, that was like a big, like, thing. Like, going out to a club after dinner plans is, like, messed up. Yeah, I get that part, but I don't see anything wrong with her ordering all that. I keep thinking of white chicks when they eat. Lettrell takes her out to dinner. Perhaps a salad?

Perhaps not. Because if they're sharing, that makes sense. But, like, I hope she ordered that for herself. Well, he said he wasn't that hungry. He didn't get shocked. Again. You're trying to play it up. Don't try to flex on the girl.

The girl flex back. It's probably what she's used to, to be honest. True, true. There's probably no limits. Mm-hmm. Like that. Wow. She just likes to, maybe there were three different dosadas.

Camaron, cevich. Well, yeah, she's seen what she wants. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a little buffet.

I don't know, but when I go with it, we like to do that. We like to order a button. But you're just, but you guys try to finish it. He's not used to the lifestyle. He's not. So he's not. done that. He's also probably assumed he's been dating he was like, he was like 17 years. So he probably was like, she's going to order her own plate

I'm going to order mine, we'll talk. No. And then when she's like, I'll take boom, boom, he's like, hold up, what? Order the most expensive shots. No. You chose that girl on Instagram. She probably has a hello followers if she's a buchoen abadi like you said. There's probably the lifestyle she's used to. It's not like I guess you're you're ready starting to date. All of that, you should have took it easy, Doc. You should have took it easy. You should have took it easy. bro. I mean, it's just probably because, like, she's nice to look at.

Of course. Well, he probably didn't even know what, like, this all entailed. Like, what was 17 years ago? Like, 2000. And respectfully, he was married for 17 years, but he didn't have Instagram barely right now. He's been looking at these girls. He's been seeing what their lifestyle's about.

Yeah. Like, you guys been knowing. Yeah. It don't, like, it is the men, period. Excuse me. But it's also the first date, though. The first date, that's like, okay, if that's his girl, that's his wifey like oh whatever get whatever you want you're right right right but this is the first date it's

like whoa hold on i'm not ready for all this yeah and you shouldn't have asked the way yeah wait till you go shopping maybe he wasn't expecting that from her he definitely wasn't yeah but you shouldn't yeah i mean was he expecting was he expecting back because i'm sure he's seen memes and he follows all the pages that talk about these girls and none of them say that they just want to eat a napkin yeah None of them say that. Or a watch salad or something. He's probably followed them. He even knows to call her buchona.

Like, this. He knows. Probably why he got divorced? Why are you following all these buchonas? Yeah, he's probably thinking of thinking long and hard about trying to get back what he's ex. Yeah. For sure.

Maybe she wasn't so bad. I took you for granted. And I do feel like I get it when you're older and age. And Loki, I'm going to tell you right now. If you're in your 40s, you're no. You're fine. You're like, you're good. I say that because I'm nearing it.

No, but it's like There's older butchuanas too There is? Oh yeah Yeah Why do you say Oh yeah Why you say it like that

They age gracefully Yeah Yeah but when you get back On the dating scene You want to do your biggest flexes too You're probably showing out too Pull out a nice watch Yeah

If she's dating an older man She probably Expect something Yeah She probably got a bottle service at the club too And everything Yeah She'll go to the club without him

Yeah, for free. That was probably in somebody section. Yeah. Oh. No. Probably. That's her life food. It ain't bad.

We were just talking yesterday about the fool with 20 girls and you always are like, yeah. Run them up. Run them up. That's crazy. But now let the girl want to go to a club. Right. After a date. After a drithas of a ceviche is crazy.

From a guy, she don't have a compromise, way. Hope they're a good toilet paper. Foolish. She probably didn't eat the whole thing. She just picked back a little bit too. Yeah. Yeah. Granted, again, it's trash that she did that to him or however.

But also, that's what you choose. Yeah, not for sure. Yeah. Particular lifestyle of a lady. If her purse is super expensive, run away, we can't afford it. That was probably a factor. It's what you want, though, too. You want that you choose that.

Yeah. He said, I brown, uh, baddie, Buchana, Instagram, like, bro. See? Y'all know that lifestyle, what it comes with. Yeah. Yeah. Dreams. And they were crushed.

He got a reality check. That's what he got. For sure he did. And now his friend that, like, hooked him up is mad at her. Mad at him. Yeah. Saying you embarrassed her by doing that to the friend. But also, like, he could have easily just, I mean, like, take the L, kick it.

Hopefully after a club, she might hit you. I don't know. Oh, you should just be more polite about it. Just kept the player. He made it like, like, he kind of threw a fit. Yeah. Yeah, like leaving her like that. And you know what's going to be weird?

it's that maybe he's still going to see her like Tabuchana because they have that mutual friend. True. Like in the future. Yeah. Somewhere down the line. He should have just died and dashed on her. Just left her there with the food. Greg.

No. That would work. No, leaving her was pretty messed up to. Yeah, that would have. Like, she didn't commit a crime or anything. It's like the least you could do is just make sure that the girl you came with gets back to your crib. Safe. You know what I'm saying?

Did you get back to your crib? No, because that's what the car's there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Just to be safe. That's the part that's like, that's not very gentleman. Yeah. Me personally, gentlemen.

You know what I'm saying? I don't know. But okay. And I have home girls that have a particular lifestyle. Yeah. Yeah. One guy will pay for a bill. Another guy will pay for dinner.

Another guy will drive her to pick up the car. Like that's the life, but also all these different guys sign up for that. They know. Poor friends? They're would it. Yeah. Poor guys. Yeah.

Feel bad for them. They're not poor. They're pretty rich. Yeah, they're pretty rich. Yeah. Because to them, she ain't the only one either. Yeah. This Buchona Thursday, that other one Saturday, Coulichita, what's up?

All right. I feel like that's where they went. Yeah. But it's like, it's that lifestyle. I can only like, that's them. Like, I can't judge it because those all active participants. Yeah. This one seemed to be like, ah, I'm going to get back in the game. Oh, yeah.

He thought he was going to fall in love again. Yeah. Okay. Well, he wants to know if he should apologize to his friend Sandy and her little hungry friend or did he does he not even know an apology?

He should okay I think he should even apologize to his wife for it but you're right

just forget them go back to your wife apologize to wife don't make that right 17 years don't throw that down the drain sorry never Bucchona

17 years is a long time how dare she eat three to stas de salichet y'all are wild you're acting like that's a plato of Camarones

on mojo diajo Like it's a It's a tostada, dog So size of your hand Yeah But then there's five sushi rolls Yeah And then spicy garlic garlic

Emami which is delicious Oh that's nothing bro No The edemami is nothing Bro That's like little piece Yeah How does her stomach

How does her She's going to the club Some of the stomach Issues like you Greg Because all you drink Is alcohol And energy drinks Normal

She probably has normal She probably has to She's going to the club Usually you eat Yeah. You don't know. You guys don't know that. Also, girls' bodies work different than guys.

You guys, as soon as you eat, oh, you got to go to Rancho. Yeah. So go do something over there. She's probably having, like, a beach, too. Yeah. She for sure. Well, he didn't say that. He would have said that.

No, she for sure. He would have tallyed it up the way he's tallied. And he's tallied it up. Who adds that to the story, bro? Hey, spicy girl like that amanda. $16. She's tripping if she got the miso soup. Oh, my God.

Hit us up. 818-8-205-9. 8185-2-0-0-0-9. Have you two dated outside of your financial level and regretted it? That's what it seems like. Yeah, that's Hamon right now. Hamon. 8185-2-1059.

Should our guy, Ramon, apologize to the buchona that he took out because he left her after she ate, was eating, ordering too much. She would have to eat too much. Or she didn't do nothing wrong. He should just like. He should be like, damn. Damn. Yeah. Damn.

Yeah. After. Or should he like, we think, go back to his wife. Just say I'm sorry, really. We don't make up our own options. Yeah. The streets is not for him. The streets is not for me.

I'm telling you right now, I know it's hard to date. I know it's hard to date. I know Vig you're like not in the game anymore. You too, Greg. Me, Maximo, and Angie been out. But it's like, it's a tough situation to try to date right now. Yeah. And I feel it for you guys.

Especially with the holidays coming up. Both guys and girls expecting a lot, a lot. And we're just trying to survive out here It's a lot of like unreal expectations Sometimes on both sides Yeah But there's like no actual conversation About like all right

You do this and I do this It's like just expectations It's like well I never signed up for that No you didn't do thanks One after round and found out That women are expensive Especially the ones they call buchanas All right for those who don't know what a buchana is

Men can you care to explain Usually it's a Latina Bougie women Who might have some enhancement On her behind On the behind area, yes. In her chest area. Potentially, other places.

Says I know her. Other places. There's other places. I don't know. She says I know. What other places? What other places? Yeah.

Lips. Oh, okay. The way he said it, right? Botox. She's very, um, expensive. She likes expensive things. She probably owns heels with red bottoms on them. She probably has a Chanel purse.

They're very expensive, by the way. Chanel? They like expensive. She's very expensive. Luxemines. Yeah. probably doesn't go to the gym but wears gym clothes.

Long nails. Love the black leggings. Yes. Lulu lemons. Rinks as much beer as your thio. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Yeah.

But it all goes to the trunk. Yeah. She may serve as bottle service somewhere near you. In downtown Santa Ana. Yeah. And the guys love her, but because the guys love her,

she's very in demand, this buchona. Yes. So this buchona comes at a price. She gets attention where she walks. She gets attention wherever. She gets whatever. what she wants.

Yeah. The but chona. She gets whatever she wants. And she wanted food. And you took her out and he got mad. A lot of food. And all you are is the Instagram highlight story. That's all you are.

If that. Yeah. No tag. Yeah. She's like that. No tag. And guess what? You're okay with that because to be in her presence was what the cost was.

That was the price of admission. Make sure your nails are clean because that's probably all that's going to come out. It's that. And your watch. Maybe the watch. Nice watch. So he went on a. a date with her after being divorced.

He was married for 17 years. He's 42 years old now. A friend hooked him up and they went to a Marisco spot and she ordered up. She ordered up and then was telling him like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go to the club. And then he was like tripping out. Like, you don't want to go and eat or, and like, no, you don't want to go to the house? You want to hang out with me?

Yeah. I want to party. And then so he got upset and he left money on the table and dipped. Now, the homegirl that hooked them up is upset at him. Like, bro, why'd you do that? Like, you embarrass me in front of her. And, like, that 200 didn't even cover, like, the appetizers. You're crazy.

Barely won't stada. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so he wants to know if he should apologize to his friend and that Buchona or if he should just let it go because, you know what? He's a man. Yeah. Or he should go back to his wife. We say he just apologize. We made that.

Because I bet you why you're with your wife and you're looking on Instagram and you're like, oh, I could get that. I could back that. Oh, that's me in another life. And then now welcome to the other life. Times have changed, bro. Reality. It's not 2004. I'm not two for 20 no more.

Yeah. I know. Someone on Instagram said, their name is, sorry if you hear the alarm, by the way. Yeah. I see,

they're coming from Maximo because he's suspicious. Yeah. Call the pets on him? Yeah, Derek's baby on Instagram said, you're mad because you took a girl on a date to go eat and she ate.

She did more. She's not wrong. Yeah. Br. That way. She did more. eat. She ate. She ate, bro. Yeah, she ate a lot. You can't, what, now we're rationing how much women she eat? Yes. Oh my God. That's your candidate. With the, with the, with the

election, what to eat. However, I was sure her healthy choices. Yeah. Perhaps a salad. Perhaps not. Perhaps not. The, the, go to and all you can eat on the first date, you guys. Yeah. Yeah, true. Oh, my God. You can eat. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And they have all you can eat sushi spuds. True. They have that. Not the same. Don't hit the same.

No, I got some of my favorite ones in Pasadena, bro. Let me know. I will. Shoot them. Yeah, but then you're going to yelp them all weird. True. You better treat me right. You better treat me right.

So, yeah, yeah. He wants to know. Our guy Ramon wants to know if he should say sorry or if he should just go back to his wife. Go back to your wife. You know what's a trip? Like, you probably were thinking maybe because you know your wife's order. Mm-hmm. Or like my wife.

orders the, what's the fish that I like, Angie, the fried fish. Oh, the salientia. No, no, Angie, you know it. Mohara. Come on Angie. I thought you're my soulmate. Guess you're not.

But, like, he knows, like, my wife would just order the mojara, we good. I was expecting this girl to be like a weird. But he's expecting it to be like a one-order thing and then it's like, oh my God, he's girls eating. Whoa, whoa, what is even at him all right? There's garlic on that one? Carly.

And then can I have, and then this one? I like the, oh, I want to try this one. And he's just like, he's like sweating. Oh, I don't try this one. You think she hit him with like, I don't even like this one. Oh, I didn't like it. Yeah. Ordered it.

Maybe. She ate a little bite like, I don't like it. And she's used to it. She gets what she wants. She's a butchona. Yeah. It's part of it. You live in her world.

Her world. All right. Let's take it to the phone lines. All right. Let's see what you guys think he should do. Okay. We got Lenin from Long Beach on the line. Lenin.

Lenin. What's up, Lenin? Lenin. Lenin. Lenin. Lenin. Lenin? Bro. What's up? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How are you doing? Amazing. Lenin, talk to us. This happened to you? No, it didn't. They did happen to me. I'm divorced. I'm five years divorced. Man, I've been through what Don Hamon has gone through right now.

Don't Hamon? Where you dated a girl and you're like, wow, this is not the life for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My boy Ralph invited us to restaurant and he's gonna be like hey you guys should share a tomahawk together as good as this and that he's like now i want my own oh tomahawk is like the biggest it's so big that it has a bone in it yeah the big boom i was like that mentally i was just thinking like all right i'll go all right you're hungry but did she eat it all and that was that and then at the end of the day she was like hey um she took a call and she was like oh my mom's a food i'm gonna take her some and i was

like, all right. So I got sucked with a big ass bill, too. But it's alright for Mama's and her sister. But she ordered a big old... It wasn't for her mom, dog. Her mom don't eat tamahags. Her man does. Yeah.

Yeah. Damn, let me. That's for me. You read her man. That's why. If I was on Hamon, I would not say sorry. Bro, block that, delete all that. Go, move on.

Go move on. But it's a little bit different than what you went through, because you got, she got to go. plates and this which one I didn't that was off for her I mean close enough She wrote Okay

So tell me how dating's been Now that you're divorced bro I'm sure it's like It's tough Are there times where you're like Dang I should have just got back with her Yeah I'd be over it Sometimes I'll be like I'm going to suck with this one

No way Yeah He misses that old thing Oh It's tough out there How many years were you married 11 Oh, Lenin

So who left who? No, Angelica What food What food with you and your ex-wife eat? You know, what did you guys go eat? Oh, like your place? Your spot. You break it in a start again?

What places would you guys eat you and your ex-wife? Would she order tomahawk steaks? No, no, no, no, no that. She was a little lightweight. See, you had it easy. You had it easy. You had to go and never clean. Yeah, and never clean and never listen to her.

Tell her you love her. Then you guys did wars. The sport page is different now, huh? Lenin was too busy. And then I had a goal with the heavy wave with Chona. Yeah. Ah, yeah. It's not worth it, Lenin.

Did you learn your lesson? Say that again. You're breaking up, guys. No, you broke up. You broke up with her. Did you learn your lesson? Are you good now? Are you settled down?

What's your life like right now? Oh, man. I'm still in the dating. scene but yeah I learned my lesson for sure come on I mean I got I got two beautiful kids to live by so we good oh yeah you started looking for women at church perhaps instead that's a good idea what that's another phone car oh oh he did he did I like you Lenin what do for work pops I'm a commercial real estate agent okay I know ladies Lenin Lenin you'll

So, Vick. Whatever. Wait, you guys from know each other? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was him because I don't know anybody else named Lennon. Have y'all ever shared a tomahawk? No. No.

Not yet. Not yet. No. Hey, ladies out there in Long Beach, if you want to date a good guy, Vick knows him. Yeah. He's a commercial real estate. He's down and shares Tomahawk with you. He has two beautiful girls.

And he's been through it. He's not trying to be the dating scene. If you're that person, too, hit us up. Lenin, we're going to find you a girl, okay? We're going to find you a girl. I thought I'd have to let me for that plug-in. I'm going to get you right, Lenin. Show on my boy Lenin G on Instagram.

Oh, that's what he's. Just don't be mad at us when the girl traps you. He's such a homie. He let me borrow his Ferrari like the other day. It's so nice of him to do that, right? Yeah, like he let me borrow his commercial building. It was awesome. Oh, my God.

Don't do that because then the Buchonas are going to call and they're going to get with him and he's not going to be able to afford it. See, this is what the guys do. I was going to say, it's not going to work. I hit up Lennon. They're fixing him. Yeah.

I hit up Lennon. I was like, dude, I need like a couple thousand, bro. Like, please help. And he's like, I got you. That's crazy. So Lennon does charity work and helps the Brokey home. Yeah, he does. Yeah.

He's a lot. We have to find him a good girl. Yeah. He said that he couldn't go to the Super Bowl, so he gave me a Super Bowl tickets. Wow. That is so nice of him. Wow.

That's well. All right. Sam. Sam from Ktown. What's up, Sam? I ignored everything you guys said, by them. Yeah. What's up, Sam?

Yole, Sam. Sam. Sam, what are you doing? No. Sam. No. Sam. Sam.

Sam. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, Sam. Sam, what would you tell our guy, Ramon? I think he has to go back to his wife because clearly it's cheaper to keeper. He's not ready to be dating. It's cheaper to keeper. There's a slogan.

He's not ready for that. Oh, Sam. Buchana or not, it comes with a Pai type. Like, you know, it's cold out here in these streets. Right. Are you dating? Yeah. Yeah, I'm dating right now, but I mean, I also, like, separated from my baby mama and I know what it's like to date, you know, but it's tough.

It's tough. Is it tough, Sam? Because, like, you know, you want that lifestyle too. You want the pretty girl too. You want to have nice things too. But at one point, you're like, I can't keep this up. Like, even if you could for a few dates on time, I'm like, all right, we got it. We're going to go to the club.

We're going to run it up or whatever. But it's like, no, I can't do that. Not sustainable. It comes with a price tag and with the headache. So, I mean, I think he's ready for either one. Oh, Sam. Yeah. So did you spend some money before?

Yeah. Did you figure it out? Pocket's hurting. How are you right now? How are you right now? Like, did you figure it out? Are you talking to somebody? What dole?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm good now. I'm seeing someone, you know? But I know, I know what it takes. you know what's the most he spent on a tab yeah yeah what's the most he's spent on a date I can't hear what's the most you spent on a date uh with with uh my girlfriend right now I don't know probably a couple hundred yeah that's good that's good and that's his girlfriend that's not just someone he dated that's like his girl girl but what about for a buchana can you stop buchana yeah he's in a

relationship I mean you can kind of say you can kind of say like she kind of like says the description but yeah because like a couple hundred you know but Like, I'm prepared for what comes with it. You get me? Yeah. He knows. All right. We're pulling out the savings.

Yeah. Right. Stop trying to talk to our people, okay? I don't even know how to answer you because you're a cup. Oh. Okay. Look at his hat. Yeah.

It's a very cup hat. The country that we live in, USA, with the bald eagle. Thank you very much. I thought it was Agilas from America. But okay. All right. Same thing. All right.

Let's go to Osmond from Palmdale. Osmond. Hey, Gail-Belle, Osmond. Good morning, Osmond. Hey, good morning, Brown Bag. Good morning. All right, our homie Ramon hit us up, Asman. He was, he's recently divorced.

He's 42 years old, and he started dating again, and his friend hooked him up with, like, this baddie on Instagram. Like, she's bad. And he took her out, and she was eating hell. Like, she was ordering hell of stuff. And he was like, whoa, whoa. And then she was talking to him, like, yeah, I'm going to go to the club after. So he got upset. He put some bread on the table, and he left.

And then his friend that hooked. him up was like bro why you can't do that that's very embarrassing to me you got to apologize so he wants to know if he should apologize or he should just like leave it alone he didn't do anything wrong it's like she was just ordering too much she wanted too much from him i mean i mean this past apologizing at this point you know i feel like it's too embarrassing to even go back but he should have done in the first place to pay the bill eat top ramen for like a whole week after that you get me you struggle a little bit you know yeah realize the error of his ways you know i mean Me personally, I'm not in the dating scene.

I've been with the same girl for about almost 17 years now. I'm 29. That sounds crazy. But to me, hearing all these dating scene stories is terrifying. Yeah, stay with her. Stay word. Work it out, bro. Work it out.

Treat her right. Somebody said cheaper to keeper. We are good. We are 30. Four kids deep. So, you know what I'm saying? There we go. Go for a fifth.

But I don't know, man. Like, he should have seen the best flags. I mean, Marisco's already. You know, that's never cheat. You know what I'm saying? To yourself. that have been like, hey, set up the Korean barbecue, you know, it's a little fancy and that's a buffet.

We can eat all you can get. Yeah. I'm not going to want to go out later because her hair's going to smell weird because she's going to. Oh, I see you should have done. That's the move. K-B-B-Q. Exactly.

And they would have kept everybody away. All right, Pops, thank you for calling in. I love that, bro. I love that. You guys should think like that. Yeah. Think like, budget-wise. Yeah, more bang for your buck.

More bang for your book. He got no bang. He got no bang. He and he had $200. Okay, that's it. Jorge, from Pekoyne Hills. Jorge, what's up, Horre? Jorge.

Jorge. What's up? What's up? You're resident caller from the hill. Hey. Oh, wow. Jorge, talk to us. What would you tell Ramon?

Yeah, there's no need of pause. You know, he messed up. You know, we know he scroll through stocked to Instagram. And I guarantee, guarantee first couple pictures was her in a blue jersey, in a blue Dodger jersey, white jeans holding Amici. That's breast, like, number one right there.

Chil, Chil, that's already a $40 picture. My first photo is a Dodger photo. How do you go to a game without a meeting? What's wrong with that? That is a wild statement. Shout to all our lady Dodger fans.

You are a queen. Dodger babes. You already not expected that is. Babes of all of you. All right. All right. Red flag. You're a red flag.

Yeah, red flag. Now, he don't need to apologize. I mean, but he needs to know the grass and green. on the other side. It's tough out there. He'll tell him be patient. He'll find a good girl.

There you go. Yeah. What team do you were for? Angels. You know, he can come to Angel State. He'll find a good girl. Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. I think she'll want to be just the expensive. Just in the O.C. Yeah, just to rent. No, the rent. Oh, just to rent over there. Oh, just to rent her? That's wild.

I don't talk like that about women, ever. That's what it sounds like. Not my campaign. That might be the best anti-cheating campaign. What? Yeah. How expensive it is to have that girl on Instagram you're thirsting over while your wife is taking care of your kids. Bra, ladies, we got to think of this.

This is great. It's a great commercial. Because what the guy said, like, that'll scare you. Like, I don't want to be in that dating scene anymore. I just want to be good at home. That's true. All the guys said that. Yeah.

They learned the lesson. Yeah. Stay with your girl. But you know what? Sometimes your girl will randomly spend $200. $100 at Target. Yeah. But yeah, but that's randomly.

For unnecessary things. Yeah. You have boxers. No, unnecessary things. For new throw pillows. Yeah. It's like, why did we need these? Yeah.

Because they look cute. No, we don't need that. We don't need these. It's like, we just got a trash can. Why do I have a new one? I don't need eight candles. The $200 I spend our mind, so I can do what I want with my 200. You all.

You all are just betting on. We need to do a campaign. A campaign about what? About them spending unnecessary money. Yeah, you just lost $200 on an app saying, over or under. So don't tell me what I'm spending. I won because it's the greatest app ever made.

Don't tell me that my spending on Target is a bad thing. And it's not hurting anyone. He said the balance of 200 with a butchana day or 200. Either way, unnecessary things. 200 of my money versus 200 of your money. No, I don't know.

That's what I'm trying to clarify with Vixen. It's all the same money. Yeah. What is Vick saying? Yeah. What are you saying? Hey, Jordan. So if you spend that money.

So if you spend money on decor, I just want you to know your man would rather spend it on a girl. That's what you're saying. Not what I'm saying. That's literally what Victor said, Jordan, his girl. Victor is saying that it's better to spend money on stake with a girl with a big fake booty than you go to Target and get Christmas decorations for your children together. Yeah. How dare you come and come in with you throw pillows? No.

No. Is it balanced? I'm trying to set trance to the scale. Yeah. What's better? If you're mad, you should be. I forgot what day it is today, you guys. Oh, my God.

Election Day. It is Election Day. No, not that election day. The Brown Bag Election Day, okay? The greatest nation. Yes, we started yesterday with the early polling. We had a debate and everything between candidate Maximo and candidate Greg. Yes.

They are vying for the presidency, Brownback Nation presidency. Yes, we are. I want you to know, Greg, Brownback Nation and America, two different things. Brownback Nation is just bigger. It's bigger. It's like literally. It's more love. You're being very pro-American, which I love that for you.

That's very different than Brownback Nation. So where's the nation located? In America. It's Brownback Nation. No, it's all over. It's like a football team like when they say like Raider Nation. Yeah. It's like Raider Nation is not America.

It's Raider Nation. Dodger Nation, not just America. Valid, valid, Val- Yeah, just I want you to know when you're doing your pitches. We got people in Alabama. Yeah, yeah, we do. We've got people in London. London.

Yeah. Australia? Australia? Australia. Australia. I love us. You're counting them out if you just go. I'm right.

It's why you know. Brownback Nation. We have Candidate Maximil versus Candidate Greg. Good morning. Candidic Greg came in and it was very serious what happened. Candid Greg's ear appears to be bitten off. Bitten off. It's still bleeding.

I see the blood right here. There was an assassination attempt on Canada Greg. Yes. I've been lightheaded this whole time because of it. I keep bleeding. Are you okay? And where do you believe that it came from? It is from the lion party.

The lion party. The lion's big. The lion's propaganda. Lions do be like eating. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy.

And you know what? That alone is getting him a lot of sympathy votes. I am getting very. A correspondent Angelica Fernandez representing the Latino community. Although candidate Greg wants to get her people out of here, she still feels sympathy for him. I would like to see him. I need that Sanaana, Sana, Solita the Rana. There we go.

I would like to see him without the bandage on his ear to see if this injury are really really. You're trying to bite me again? That's weird. Oh, you're going to bite him again? Why is he around? Is that a Drake fan Quoting Kendrick Lamar Crazy

Okay I also I saw someone I'll make that against the law On Instagram Because you can vote Brown Bag Mornings 106 Literally click on any of our

Post And you can vote She said Sympathy vote for Greg This is working Who said that? Terry Jane on Instagram That is a vote

Wow Terry Can you play my My commercial that I did For the campaign Yes he also did a commercial And you know what Should I play right now?

Let's put it Yes, please. Voting for Maximo is going to take a lot of your benefits away from you and your family. From families to single moms, he wants to take away all housing in 2025. Should I remind you that Maximo also got caught using PEDs in the 2024 Brown Bag Olympics? He also has the nickname Scamsimo for a reason. Wake up, America. It is time to make a change.

Hi, I'm Greg C., your future Brown Bag president. I'm not here just for Los Angeles. I am here for you, America. and I'm not here to just make a difference in your life. I'm here to make a difference in a lot of single mother's lives. Consider me the one who stepped up and never stepped down. Let's make a change today. Vote for me, Greg C., as your brown bag president.

That was great. Thank you. He wants to deport your mom, Angie. However. This is upsetting me because it's literally, you're falling for the propaganda. You're falling for his stupid stories. He literally hates you. It's the blood that I've seen coming from his ear right now.

I'm just a fan of the production. I was great production. Just thank you for having an ear for me, you know. Well, I do have a friend that wanted to chime in on this situation. Okay. Yes, you can go ahead and play that. Yeah. Oh, wow.

See, my production was very high. You just pointed like, you didn't point to tell me if I. You just said point you pointed to her like, say, play this woman. My apologies. Whoa, I'm not saying. He's not prepared. I don't know. Yeah, he's not prepared.

But my friend wanted to let you guys know something. Listen. What up, though? This is Big Snoot. And I'm here. to endorse my boy Edgar Maximo Medina. Cast your vote now. Wow.

Thanks, Snoot. National treasure. Yeah. You know, the OG. Honestly, I'm pretty easily swayed by celebrities. I don't know. And it's a snoot?

Yeah, honestly. Yeah, I think I'm back on your side, Maximus. Yeah, I think so. Might sound like AI a bit. I don't know. No. I don't think so. I don't think that was Alan Iverson.

It sounds like Snoop. Yeah, sounds like Snoot. Okay. This just didn't. What? Canada and Greg got a pre- presidential endorsement from Donald Trump. What?

Oh, my God. Thank you for your sole donation and return. I want to tell all your brown friends to leave. Leave you in charge of the Bag Nation that is. The Bag nation, I took Brown out of the name. It's better that way, isn't everything? All right, Craig. I'll see if I need you next January 6, baga.

Ha, ha, ha. Why does he laugh like me? Uh-huh. I have made my choice. I know where I stand. What the heck is that? He wants to take Brown out of Brown bag? Wow.

It's just Bag Nation now? I love the Brown. Why do you want to remove it? Because we need the bags. Did he call you Greg or Craig? I think he started calling you. Did you sell your soul? Maybe.

Greg. Wait, we never hear it again. Greg, thank you for your soul donation and return. I want to tell all your brown friends to leave. Leave you in charge of the Bag nation that is. The Bag nation, I took Brown out of the name. It's better that way. Isn't everything?

All right, Craig. I'll see if I need you next January 6, baga. Baga? Baga? The bag of movement, huh? Wow. Hold on. He said, take the brown out of it.

Isn't everything better that way? That's very offensive. That is what you said for, Greg. He offered me to be in charge. I think this call has triggered a lot of my other people that are endorsing me. I have another endorsement. You do. You have one more endorsement.

Hold on. You got a call? Yeah, hold on. Here you go. Hello, I'm Carl J. I'm invite us to support to Edgar Maximo Medina. Edgar is my president and my nobio. Bezos.

Hold on. Hold on. We're dating Carol Gilles. Carol Gilles will be our first lady. Mommy, Mommy, no to say that's him. I guess she's supposed to. She's from Columbia? Yeah.

What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Both of Snoop and Carol G. Plan to be there in a campaign. Inocuration. Oh, my God. We don't have a party. Damn.

Because this is my type of party. Yeah. Yeah, you see? Brother. Nothing but celebrities that can't pull his own. I don't know. Wait. You want to take us out of here.

He has great people behind him. I don't know about that one. Thank you, Edica. I'm here for all the Bichotas. I'm impressed. Yeah. I'm impressed, Maximum. Me too.

Carol G is my queen. That is my girl. Oh, my God. Obichotas are welcome. We're going to make sure we have a good time. She gets hot. I'll give you that one. She is hot.

She's a hot Latina. She's a hot Latina. Who's your first lady going to be? My first lady? Nikki Jam. She's hot. We're voting for president. Hit us up on who you vote for a brown bag president.

9-106, Brownback Mornings. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. Inside the Brown-bag election. Brown-back election going down. Edgar Medina. And God. Versus Greg Condé. Her presidente.

Yes. Of our brown bag nation. Gregory Conday, you have yet again showed up without a shirt on. Oh my God. Fixer colors, sir. I, sorry, my team, we had a good time last night. My team, you and your team? Oh, he celebrated early.

At the polls. Yes. Oh, what kind of poles? There were just the polls. You both have glitter. You have some glitter on your jacket. Oh, sorry, hold on. You both have, I voted stickers.

Is that because you voted for each other or? Yourselves? Actually, voted for myself, yes. I am confident in myself of winning this. then you would have voted for Edgar I voted for Greg for sympathy

for sympathy ha funny very caring what a shocking move I know so we are gathering votes yesterday the phone votes

went towards Canada Maximum so far social media has gone for Canada maximum wow looking a little sketchy out there for you Canada Conde

I'm still under investigation here all right you're under investigation I'm under investigation towards maximum. Oh, you're investigating. You're investigating. Yes, I'm, yes. Your tenses are incorrect, sir.

Correct. Let's take votes for our president of Brownback Nation. Okay, we got Oscar from Ontario on the line. Oscar. Oscar, how's it going, man? Good morning, how's it going? How are you this morning, Oscar? You know, it's a very pivotal day in our history of Brownback Nation.

How are you feeling? Yeah, yeah, for sure. No, we're changing history. That part, brother. One vote at a time. Okay, Oscar from Ontario, can you please let us know if you are voting for Maximo or Greg? I'm going to vote for the Hippote Maximo. Oh no, DJ Ryan.

Is there a reason? Is there a reason you're voting for a hipote? Because he's for us. He's for it. He's taking care of everything he has to take care of. He's a smart one and he always has the right stuff. sake. 100%

Always. Like what? Always. Always. Huh? Us. Oh, anything like.

Please don't. Please don't. Don't agitate the problem with the voters. Your voter suppressing right now. Please don't do that. Yeah. Yeah. He's just not from Creeptown.

Everything Greg says is Creep Town. Yeah. Did you hear the park coming earlier? Yeah. Yeah. That was weird. Crazy. Why.

Okay. We got another Oscar from Pomona. Pete Town in the house. What's up? Pete Town. Oscar. What's up, Brown Bag? Oscar.

What's the big? Talk to us. Who are you voting for in our brown bag election? Is it Maximo or is it Greg, brother? Oh, it's going for Maximo. Maxximo. Men for Maximo. Talk to us, Oscar.

Why are you voting for Maximo? Multiple reasons. Number one, Maximo was a teacher. And as a teacher, I need to feel represented as well. 100%, man. I love the education system, and I'm here to make it better. For you. He's going to teach America how to see.

scam. That's what he's going to do. Because he is scant- I don't think America needs help learning out of scam. But Greg over here, Greg just leaves everybody on red. One time I won tickets

and he just never helped, he never got my ticket. Greg! Wow. We are getting these complaints always with the history of this candidate to ignore the people.

As a teacher, have you ever thought that maybe Greg was left behind? Nah. Nah, huh? Nah. Nah. No.

He leaves them behind. Thank you. Thank you for your vote, brother. All right, that's two woes. That's two votes. Maybe Greg should have. He should have. That's the problem.

They just pushed everybody before and didn't care about them. He probably should have repeated a grade a few times. Yeah. He needed it. It's not that he didn't want to read. It's just that he couldn't. And they were just like, eh, he looks old enough. So now that we can bring up the history of it's fine, you know.

No, because, do you see what happens? Let's keep the votes going. You see? You want to instigate, I can't instigate a listener, but you guys can. It's no fair. That is not fair Can you please bring your tone down, sir? That is not fair.

You are showing you at the life of education. This is America. This is America. I thought it was equal rights on same sides. Two whole sides. He's just ramling. What did they say at the news? What did they say at the rally?

Okay. We'll tell you, Candidate and Greg, we told you time and time again, you keep ignoring the DMs, you keep ignoring the shout-out. It's going to come back to get you. Yeah, they're not ignoring

if they're hitting. I didn't. Okay. Oh, Whittier. Whittier, yeah. Did you have people calling? I know which way they go. We got Michael from Whittier.

Michael, what's up, Michael? Michael, how's it going? What's up, Brown Bay? Hi, Michael. I don't know. It's really stressful. I don't know who's going to take this presidency for Brown Bag.

Can you please help us out? Who are you voting for and why? So I am voting for Greg because I'm a Whittier resident. There we go. They're relatives. I went to high school with Greg. He's a great student.

He always had the, he's DJing, you know, for our school. And he, you know, DJs for Santa Ana, downtown. You know, he's always, you know, a party guy about USA. And he. Why, you guys talk the same, right? I don't know. Is this AI? It's the truth.

It's the truth. You know what? Michael. Michael, do you know Greg personally? Yes, yes. Are you having people calling? I have nothing on me right here. This is voter fraud.

That kind of sounds very fraud. It is a vote. It's a vote. It's a vote. It is a vote. So Maximo 2, Greg won our Brown Bagg nation presidency. Greg already wants to re-count. We're listening.

We're getting there. This is the voting process. Okay. We're doing this to show you. The voting system is like, okay. We're fair. Okay. Gio from Riverside.

What's up, Gio? Gio. Gio. Gio. What's the deal? Gio. Morning, brown, bye, morning. Morning.

Gio. How's the weather? Gio. Pretty cold out here in Riverside. Nice. Oh, yeah. Hey, he don't like you. Tell us who you're voting for.

Are you going for Greg or are you going for Maximo? You got to make brown. back great again, so I'm going for Greg. Whoa! That's another vote. I'll take that vote. What's not great about Brownback? Yeah.

Yeah. Is that the slogan? Wow. I heard Greg is going to bring back Duno. Is that what you want? Greg only exists because Duno left. Is that what you want? D.

Dug only be my... Greg won't be here. My vice president. Bring him as a second gentleman. Wow. Second gentleman. I'll take the vote I'll take it

I'll take it It's a vote A vote is a vote A vote is a vote A vote That was funny And you I think you're confused

Yo It's all right It's a vote It's a vote What I'm realizing Is the education system Has failed a lot of us Wow

So you're calling everybody A low education system right now Huh? Well yeah I agree That is Okay As a vote stand

Yes Two and two Wow Wow Can I just say something? Yes. Say something.

I prepared this. Okay. Oh, he's prepared another speech. All my life. How original. Who wrote this for you, huh? All my life, I has to fight. All my life, I.

Hard times like, yeah. Bad trips like, yeah. Oh, my God. Nazareth, I'm effed up. Homie, you effed up. But God got us because we going to be all right. We go be all right. I like that song.

We going to be all right. Hendrick did it. We going to be all right. Okay. We go, me on. I don't know what happened to Canada Greg, but we will find out who wins today today. Make sure you go out and vote. We've been voting here for the new president and the first president of Brownback Nation.

And I would just like to say that in our Constitution, Duno is not allowed to come back to R1 and 66. That cannot happen. That would be unconstitutional. Not because we don't want him here, but he don't want to be here because, you know. It's better on the road. Some people are rolling stones. He's supposed to King Zhong.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, he does love himself. North Korea. And he also hates Greg. So do you know where to come back? Greg is bye-bye. It'll be over for Greg. Oh, Greg.

We went to the phone lines with it and we voted. And now I forgot that we each have to vote to. I know. Right it down. Jose, did you vote? Jose, come on. There's a deadline, brother. It's already going to be time to announce our new president.

We know Jose's vote. So the phone lines were. The phone lines are 50-50. Brothers. The phone lines are 50-50, yes. Yes. Social media swing towards Maximu. Yeah.

Swanging. Big swing. Big swing. The internal vote. We got one vote for Edgar. Wow. One vote for Edgar. Who is Edgar?

My vote is for Max. Yeah. Wow. Maximil. Yeah. Maximil. Wow. Oh, Maximo.

Wow. Ew, it's a napkin. Why is it a napkin, Jose? That makes sense. Be careful. Greg. Yeah. You see, it makes sense, right?

A napkin votes for Greg. Greg. Wow. Let me tell you what was on Humberta's phone. Greg. There's another vote for Greg. Wow. So you guys are Thai.

We're tied in the room. How? I don't know. It doesn't mean the recount. Recount. Recount. Recount. So it is my pleasure.

pleasure to announce the first ever president of Brown Bag Nation. All hail, President Greg Cee! Yes, thank you, Brown Bag Nation! Wow! Oh, my God! Bring up again, bring the champagne! What? Yes, my people may have won the popular vote.

Brown Bag Nation, no way. Yes, I love this. This is insane. Oh my God. History has been made tonight. I'm giving up on this nation. Order. Don't you bet.

We're giving up on this nation. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. This is such a pleasure. Can I get those belts?

I don't think you deserve those belts. It seems that Maximo won the popular vote. But not the electoral. But not the electoral. That's where you were messing up. Can we count this again? There's seven papers and six people in here. I think someone passed away and they used their.

It's both. That is where you messed up, sir. I spoke to the people. Electoral people. You're going to mess up the presidency. I'm so scared for our nation. I'm scared for the nation. I'm scared that, am I going to stay?

We'll see. We'll see. You know what? People, your first order of business is what? To foueras? How do you say foe in English? Out. Out.

Magic. Oh, the Brown? Oh, my God. Who gave him the button? No. See, y'all chose this. You chose for you. I voted for Maximo.

Yeah. We are not welcome here. We're not. Let's go. What's going to end up happening to Bradwick? Or Bag Nation. It's Bag Nation. It's Bag.

Wow. Just removed the Brown. Just like that. Greg, thank you for your sole donation and return. Oh, you're welcome. Tell all your Brown friends to leave. Leave you in charge of the Bag Nation. That is.

Ah, ha, ha. The Bag Nation, I took Brown out of the name. It's better that. way is and everything. All right Craig I'll see if I need you next January 6 baga. You will need me. I'm scared you guys. Wow. Can I give my speech? No. I need to have a speech stop the steel stop the steel stop the steel. Stop the steel. The Brown Bag Nation has spoken and I am now the Brownback Nation spoke and we chose I chose my key. Yes. President. No it is. President. My

Someone just handed me a paper and I don't know if it's you plotting with Umberto, Ramona, Jose. That paper is very bad. Because Imberto is part of Creptown, let me tell you. Definitely Creptown. Yeah. Have you seen those eyebrows? Yeah, watch who you vote for, bro. It's already too late.

I have one. I have one. All right, what do you want to say as the new president of Brownback Nation? Hey, what's your first order of business as well? Yeah. My first order of business will be coming soon. Okay? It is now.

So he doesn't. So he doesn't. So he doesn't have his first order of business. He has concepts of his first order of business. Sounds like it. I can't disclose that right now because it is very confidential. As the head of the Illuminati of Brownback Nation, myself and Vic, who created this whole nation to begin with. Thank you.

And the bank system and everything. Thank you. We officially veto you as president. Greg. Vito. Yes. I feel like you're unprepared. Is that like the chief key song for Vito?

No. You are no longer president. This is the shortest presidency. It lasts in a commercial break. All I did it was Jose to come. And with my Noggi brother, we're also not choosing you, Maximo, as president. All right, now it's really rigged. No, we feel like Brownback Nation is the best nation because it's a nation run by the people, right?

That's right, that's right. So we're just going to keep Brownback Nation a free nation free of power. Thank you. Not Power 106, but power. But president. Okay? Wow. Is that, I'm sorry, guys.

It's okay. That sounds like a propaganda ready to have. There was a lot of muchling more. You got, yeah, that's a lot of months. I felt I'm comfortable. So I feel like I don't want either of them near me for a while. And it's crazy that once we added a president, I felt like I no longer belonged to Brownback Nation. Me too.

And we created it, Vic. They tried to take the Brown out the name. They did. Not they. Is it that what? Vic's people did? A long time ago, they came and took our land. Vic is our people.

We have accepted him. Yes. We forgave him. I got my citizenship. Yeah. He got stuck on top of a garbage can over the, he did. At the parade. Yeah.

Paid my dues. I paid his dues. I was with the people. Okay? So we're just going to have to do that, okay? Brown Bag is not a nation with the president, only of Illuminati. Wow. Why did Greg text me storm the capital?

No, I don't want to do that. What? You don't want to do that? I'm okay with the nation. Yeah, just the. You don't want to unite parties and kind of just like. No. Greg, what are you do?

I'm trying to be crees. I'm trying to kiss maximum. They hold hands already. You and Berto could be creep times together. So I'm trying to unite. Will you unite? What? All right.

Thanks. I'm glad that's all around. Thank you. It got pretty ugly. That was really odd. Just how are you going to kick us out the browns from the brown bag? Yeah, we made it. It'd be bag.

It was really weird. Just bag? Yes. No. It's not. No, no, we're not. No. All right.

I'm glad. I'm glad. We almost let this country go. It was crazy. Duna was calling us. Like, how dare you even allow a president? It's too much power. Yeah.

Too much power. You know who's a roger so ra! You're not here, fool. All right. Hey, hey, what are you doing over there? Sambra Sala with Angie. All right, we got to talk about another former president, though. Former Barack Obama president.

What? You were back. You know what Greg? You're right, no. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Okay. Former president Barack Obama. Okay. Things change. No, it really happens. I have just like Salma Hayek. What about Samayev? She has dyslexia as well.

Oh. Yeah, so she feels for me. I feel for her. Nice. But back to Barack Obama. So he was out in a podcast, right? And he's talking with these two guys, the host. And they're talking about girls saying, like, you know what?

Girls like it when you get like men in power, when they take charge and they have money. He was talking like this in a lot? No, the whole, the host, right? Oh, I was like, wait. And so then they started like umping up like Obama saying like, you know what? Obama, for your age, you're a great-looking guy. When you were president, did you actually get, like, the ladies, you know? And Barack was all like, you know, I hope Michelle doesn't hear this, but they were throwing

themselves at me. There are times where women have acted in somewhat inappropriate ways. There's a, there are pictures in the internet of, like, women grabbing my butt. And I was president. My butt. I'm like, well, what? What was the secret service? Well, you know.

It's like old ladies and stuff, you know. So, I mean, they're not going to wrestle them down on the ground, you know? So he was saying, while he was president, there was like ladies throwing himself at him. They were grabbing his butt, and I didn't believe him, but I actually found a picture, which you can find out of Brownback Mornings 1 of 6 on Instagram. They would grab his butt. Wow. Wow. Wow, he was president.

Okay. She's also short and he's tall. That's one of the pictures. She was grabbing wide. It would be crazy if the reach was low. where, but like she's reaching to where it would be. Like the back of the hip or else? I don't know.

I don't know. Did she like firmly grasp it? No. She was like tapping it like, behind her husband's back too. But even though it doesn't matter what she was doing. It matters how he felt about it. He didn't like it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, you know what? But I never disrespect to Michelle because she is a beautiful woman and she is my wife. And I love my wife. And then he goes on to. And he also said, I don't want her to know, but told the story. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, he said, I hope she doesn't hear this. but now she's probably going to hear it now so what he was he like attractive skill Barack very attractive man yeah I could see it sure Barack well yeah I mean girls were after Barack like how they're after

banda right now oh I'm like in the bars of the music no no I'm basically yeah I mean it's one of those things he's not lying oh actually he didn't say but the you said the podcast host who's saying it like women love men and power

you know what fame and money yeah that's a real thing For Los Feitos. He's has looked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, of course. Who's your most favorite looking president? Bill Clinton. You're Bill Clinton kind of guy. Is it the saxophone?

Yeah. You wish you were Monica Lewinsky? No. What are you, Maxon? What's like the most good-looking president? You guys can say. Oh, the current president of Mexico. The woman.

Yeah. Oh, wow. I'm talking about America. Yeah, we're talking about America. Okay, but Most good-looking American president Uh, probably Barack, handsome man

Yeah, he's handsome And the posters, fire Yeah The posters, which are Yeah, the whole posters Oh I thought you were looking at Different posters

You got horns for hope Yeah Greg The most good looking for him He said Reagan Come on, just be honest and say Just be honest 45, come on

We all know you're thinking it We know you're gonna say it Yeah, Donald Trump, yeah. Is good looking, Greg? His buddy. His buddy's good looking. Are you home Bocona? He's like, I just want for your hotel rooms.

Wow, I really thought you guys were going to say like JFK. JFK was very good looking. I honestly don't know how most of these guys are. Yeah, same. You know how JFK looks. I just know the ones on the money. JFK. JFK is very good looking.

Back in the day they used to come over? See? Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, Marilyn Monroe. No one was going to say Bush? Which one? Which one?

Junior or? W. George W. Not a fan of Bush. Yeah, no. No, it's not about, we didn't ask about what that. Y'all is dated pretty girls with bad attitudes all day every day. Yeah, no, but they didn't have Bush.

You're talking about. Oh, I'm talking about. We're talking about things over here. I personally like his smile I wasn't thinking at the place What a smile Fool me once, fool me twice He'll go home and fool me three times

I'm on you all right here Hey you know what He gave the kids hope because he said A C student can also be president Just like him Who said that? That's true that happened here With Greg

You ride the C Greg C I'm still on a bush topic I think we lost this one. There's nothing wrong with a bush for the record. No, there's nothing wrong with a bush. It's natural.

You're not going to stop because bush is there? You're not going to stop. No, you won't stop. And it's protected. It is. It is a natural thing. We'll break us together. We're great arts together.

You're gross. Braiding is another thing. You get a break. All right. Thanks, Angie. There you go. All right. That's it for Soprasel up.

Brat to you by your local Southern California, Toyota dealers. I'm sorry. I'm Angie from Brumbeck mornings. I'm part of one of six. Scrolling with the homies. The homie, Gregorio. Gregory.

What's up, Gregio? Can't wait to tell this story. Gregi. Oh, I hate that we're telling this story. I forgot. Oh, time. And I've been saying it since day one. The Dodgers love to have the Padres in their head rent free all the time.

And fans are going to be punching the air when they hear this story. Get ready to push the air, guys. I think I'm an upper cut it. You get up. You ready? Okay, I'm practicing. Mookie Betz and Dave Roberts, they sat down and talked about Mookie's podcast that he has,

you know, where he's had like Aaron Judge, Stati's and stuff like that. Oh, you've seen that podcast? Oh, a Padre fan is checking, you know, Dodger podcast. I love it. I love it. Judge was on there.

You know what I saw those? So you were on there. And then, so I saw it's like, you know what, let me watch this clip really quick because it's Dave Roberts. I thought you were like, oh, let me watch this real series really quick.

Let me hear this. Let me just put it on my phone while I'm doing other things really quick. Yeah, they just had to bring up one of the greatest teams of all time, the San Diego Padres and they gave them their flowers. Okay. Dodger fans are not going to like what Dave Roberts had to say about this.

Listen to it. Here this. You got San Diego and they really kicked their ass all year. All year. So how were you feeling about it? From your perspective. I felt from my perspective that was the World Series. At that moment in time, when we started the postseason, they were 1 through 26, the best team.

100%. And when you play a team as much as we, played those guys, the novelty, the all factor, that was all gone. They were no longer afraid of us. We're familiar. They beat us up in the regular season. So that was going to be our biggest challenge, especially in a short series. Can you, you guys want to admit it? No, that was great. That was great. That's cool. A better series than the actual whole Yankees versus it. Look, he like, honestly, it makes me happy because I got tickets to the last game in that series.

Yeah. And I was like, dang, I almost were like, should I wait to spend this bread on the World Series? Right. Or should I do it right here and like, no, you should do it here because the energy is different. For sure. It's like the San Diego and L.A. rivalry is crazy.

Like, it's real. Like, it's on some gang-ish. Yeah. Like how strong it is. And I was there and then we won. So to me, I'm like, I'm glad I went to the World Series. And there's nothing wrong with him saying that because when you compare the series, that looked like a harder series to win.

So after they won that It was a better team I mean it doesn't matter if you're first or last Yeah Well let's see the cool thing is If you're less If it's a better team when I beat them What does that make me?

Yeah the better better team Yeah if you big up your opponent It's like only bigging yourself up in the process Because you beat them If you're not first you're last With a little struggle Why don't you play that other video that's going viral Is it Machado that owes that one fan $60 million

Because he bet that one fan And hey, I bet you the Padres are going to win a ring before the Dodgers do. I bet you $60 million. What? What? We'll see. We'll see. Have you guys seen that video?

No. It's going viral. It's like, you know how like when. I don't have that video. Why don't you have that video? I thought you were Machado's biggest fan. I have my Chattel's big fan. I don't know what video we guys are talking about.

Okay, I'll look for it. Don't worry. Go do your things. Yeah. If you want to admit that the Padres are a good team, just admit it. No, we can. But we're just better. Yeah.

You just struggled more to beat the Padres. You're a good third place. Beat Dodgers beat the potters. Barely. They're a great third place. It don't matter if it was an inch or a mile. Barely. It's winning.

Barely winning. You're right. It's actually $300 million. Wow. Talk about that one. It's contract. Wow. Wow.

Yeah. I hope they don't kiss. I think he does. The fan does. Because you saw the video. No. Now you remember. Talk each time

I'm going to go outside I'm watching You almost had me Never had your car It's fine You guys just never want to admit The Padres are your guys biggest threat

No they're a great third place team Like they were Like at third place They're probably the best third place Team it's crazy No honestly If things would have Shook out differently

In the way like The seating is for the playoffs Then we would have beat them second I'm just I'm just like We would still beat them You know what I'm saying It was a big struggle

that you guys had And you guys never want to admit it. No, they admitted it. And I'm okay with, they were on the field. We weren't. But we could see that it was, they're not sore losers. It was some struggle. There's no cussing Greg live.

At the end of it, doesn't he like, the. There's no cussing Greg live. I'm pretty sure. Let's go. Let's go. Play the audio let me. He says, I'll bet you my contract will win a World Series before you guys do. Wow.

That's what's viral, bro. That is legally binding, isn't it? Yeah. Did he take him to court? Yeah. He should. Bet him. Wow.

Yeah, because if you're such big dog in the game, you're Mani Machado. Yeah, he is a big dog. He's one of the biggest dogs out there. That's why you guys are so mad you don't have him anymore. He's a big pop-up dog. He pops up every time the Padres need him.

I remember. I don't get it. No, he's always pops up. Like hitting it when you pop up. Literally an infield pop-up. Oh, that's right. I remember watching, and I sent this video to Greg,

we striked him out on the game five. Or is it a game five or was it game four? Because it was best out of three, no? The first round? Game five. We're at game five. We're at game five. And he struck out and I was like, this guy is who we're afraid of?

And it was cool. And I sent him to Greg and he didn't respond. He's crying. He's not clutched. Like every time, like his team needs them the most. He needs some milk. Yeah, no. Otani needs to work on that arm.

Antony was hurt. But Otani did get us to the, he helped the team get to the wall. He was a threat. Yeah. Just being at the plate was a threat. Yes. Yes. He made everybody nervous.

So much so that the Yankees. So much so. The Adres? No, wasn't it the Mets? The Mets too? No. No, game one. They walked him.

No, wait. That was before. You're thinking about what they walked him? Who walked O'Sani? And then, no, no, no. O'Tani was on first, then they walked. I don't know. No, they walked O'Tani.

They walked Bets. They walked Bets. They walked Bets against a Freeman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's all right. I'm losing it. You guys. I'm losing my Dodger knowledge already. I'm just a betty.

I'm just a betty with the Dodger jersey. Someone bring me the jersey. Okay, well, thank you for that, bro. Your pottery still stuck, we still be there.