Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 340 Officer Sugar Momma | Brown Bag Mornings (11/13/24)

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

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Oh, sorry, I'm not up on modern technology. Tech, yes, I'm tech. No, brown bat martins. I don't know. Take. It's so early. Okay, what's going down, you guys? Warner Bros.

has decided to sell 10 fully functional, but not street legal, Batmobiles. Shut up. Yes. What does that even mean, fully functional, legal? That means that they're able, like, they work. You're able to drive them. You can move around, but you can't drive them in the street.

So where do you drive them? You take them to like glamorous or something. Yeah. And it's the dark night one too. Yes. They're from the dark night movie, Christopher Nolan movie. Okay, they all look the same too. No, they don't.

No, they do. They all look like the thing that I do with the rubber band. Yeah. No. No, this one looks like a yes or no. No. This one looks like a Tyco like a. I don't know what Tyco?

Like a remote control car? Yes. Oh, okay. It looks like a big wheel? This one. This one. Like a cyber truck. The one with the big wheels, right?

Like a morph to cyber truck. Kind of, yeah. Yes. Oh, my God. It has like the big crazy wheels. Exactly. Yeah. So apparently it has like 6.2 liter engine, 525 horsepower starts.

Super fast. Wait, what? Over my head. I know. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Apparently. Car goes fast. Car goes fast. Yeah, car goes brum brum. Car fast is $3 million. Oh, my God. That's so cheap. No, that's expensive.

But is they only making 10? they're only making 10. Dang. So the resale value eventually? Yeah, it's got a double. Yeah. 486 pounds. It makes me not that it's not street legal, though.

Right. They're not going to be out here. Respectfully, they're not going to be out here. They're going to be in Miami. Dubai? Yeah, probably Dubai. Yeah. Oh, my God.

If I was a Dubai print, I buy this so fast. Yeah. Oh, God. All 10 for his friends. I wish. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I really don't know who's going to buy it or where you could drive it unless you have a big space or live in Palmdale.

Yeah. That's six thousand pounds. Yeah. A big car. Oh, I'm going to see it through that one canyon little shortcut to Palmdale. The one that the Angeles Crest one. Yeah. That's crazy.

Okay. When it comes to the Batmobile, you're going to hate my question. But what? What's so special about it? Like, what is it do that's special? You know that one car talks back from way way in the 90s? Yeah. What does the Batmobile do besides look cool?

It stops crime. Yeah. Do you remember this one in the movie, the middle of it is actually a motorcycle. Okay. Yeah. It's transformed into a motorcycle. Okay, okay, okay. I hope this one does it too then.

If it says fully functional. And it also has like, you know, the Tesla comes to you, like if you call it. I don't know what a Tesla is. Like a. Oh, Tesla. You said Tesla. Who are you? Who are you?

Angie? I'm kidding. Wow. Angie, see? I know. That's my stuff. Yeah, it's rubbing off on me. I love we were best friends.

I think I got to change seats. It's rubbing off on me. What? I got to change seats. Angie's rubbing off. Hey, yo. I said the way she speaks. Okay, now don't be mean.

That's me. Andy, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, because I let it. I'm sorry. You are my best friend. I should protect him. Where's Batman when you need them? Where are you?

You can have rock. on it? Because it has rockets. I don't think they can have that. I don't think it could. No, I think that's a fun functional means you could drive it. Does it come with a Robin?

Robin's not, no. No. Oh, he's not part of that one? No, no, no. Does it come with that waiter dude

that's like also his like. Lucius Fox. Yeah. This is the one with the Joker or Alfred, like the good Joker. Christian Bill. No. No.

No. He's like it. I think it's only a one-seater, pretty sure. And the seats in the center. Yeah. Damn. What's the board?

If you can't bring your shorty? What happens when you need any wheels or like an oil change? You ask that. You have that. It's a great question. Yeah. For three milky? Three mili.

All right. Well, take yes or take no? Do we like it? Yes. Take yes. It's cool. It's cool. Yeah.

Yeah. It's really tired. Let's go. It is November 13th. 1113. Halfway through November already. Wow. Burrah.

Get your Thanksgiving plans already. What? It's like 48 days till till the end of the year? Yeah. Wow. You count down to that? That's pretty crazy.

Yeah. I won my New Year's resolution. He has an Advent calendar. I don't know. He has a thing where everything he takes out a little. My daily validations, you know? My daily affirmations. Validations.

I need to be validated too. He needs to be parking validations. Like today he gets the one-hour parking tomorrow, all day parking. I need to be validated. of my life. You're valid. Yes.

You are valid. That's what I said today. You are valid. There we go. Your feelings are valid, brother. Your validation. Yeah. I'm tripping out that it's November.

Like, I just feel like November would feel different, but you know what? That's just global warming for you. Yeah. It's starting to get cold, though. It is. It's cold in the morning, bro. Yeah, just in the morning. But I think November, I don't know, maybe just for me.

I expect more clouds. Yeah, more gloomy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. But I also like it. I love the vibes. Shout out California. We have shout-outs.

Yes, we do. Adela. And her son Matthew. What you say with a question mark? Because it's like Adele, but with an A at the end. Adela. Adela. Yeah, once her son, Matthew wants a shout-out.

He's 12, and they listen all the way from Glendale, and they love the homie help line. What's up, Matthew? What about? Matthew. Shout out Glenda, California. Maricella wants us to shout out, Lolita. Lolita. He wants us to know that he knows Spanish.

You know why? Because she said it's Lolita, not Lilita, Greg. Oh, from yesterday. Yeah, from yesterday. Oh, I was a shout like you did yesterday. Shia Lolita. Yeah, Charlotte. Lolita.

Lolita. Yes. Mr. A wants to shout up Caleb Sanchez. Hey! Yeah. My little primo right there. Starting for the first time at Columbia University, the first Salvi to be starting in Ivy League.

It's going to be his first official start this weekend. That's going to be crazy. That's going to be crazy. Tira la pelota, boom. That was really good I was good I'm very proud The Salvadorian

announcers Go Salvi cast Go bro do something Salvi Yeah How can you make your voice like that Like that?

Like that? Maximo Call like a play Call the play in Salvi Okay What's the play? No He plays football

He plays football The quarterback got sacked. No, I'm going to end of cursing. Yeah, yeah. Please do not do that. Please do not do that. Oh, man. Vulgar language to you guys is part of our vocab.

It's a regular vocabre? Yes. And we got birthday shout-outs. Don Antonio, Carnitas. wants to give a shout-out to his wife, Vivienne Garcia. That's who? Hey. Don Antonio Carnitas.

Don, what? Juan Antonio. Don Antonio. Sorry. I'm going to give her the Carin-Garnitas. Happy birthday to you. He'll get the talk, boo. And that's it.

No way. I feel like there's more November babies. By the way, shout out all my November babies. I'd like to think we were made during the best time, February, maybe Valentine's Day. For sure, you were. Yeah. So I feel like love was in the air when we were conceived, you know? Oh, you're a love baby.

Totally a love baby. Did it last? No, but in that moment. A very passionate night. Yes. Angie, yes. And then here I come. Hey.

Oh, la grumpus, you know. No, no, we can't say that. You almost had me say that. The J-O-D.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's our show. Okay. Angie, are you okay? Yeah,

I was, I was saying what you said, but, you were doing the teeth thing. Yeah, no, like, what are you taking

over there, huh? Yeah. You know, lefty. Why? Shout out lefty. Shout out lefty.

He's coming through. later on today. He has a new song with Jeremiah, you guys. Lefty Gunn Play, the R&B singer. It's really good. Yeah, he said, y'all clown him for rapping, boom, he's going to sing that. Yeah. Yeah.

He gets a lot of, he gets a lot of backlash and a lot of backlash. But so do we so. Yeah, that's true. Hey, let's do you both. If you're not getting backlash, you're not doing it right. Yeah. Back. He's coming through.

What's up, bro? Backlash brothers? Yeah. That's pretty. It's cool, huh? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, you can put it in your suitcase.

All right. It's good into. Greg had a suitcase. Yes, I have a suitcase. Beautiful. Remember we told you 28? You turn into a man? Yeah.

You just turned 20? A suitcase we should be a man? Well, I don't know why you're doing it. Getting pretty close, brother. Yeah. Almost there. Almost the finish line. Have you had gout yet?

Huh? Have you had gout yet? What's that? You'll find out. No, but his liver is like shocked. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's almost there. You're a man.

Right. Word on rose crants. Cranch. Word on roast crans. The word is. The word is. Denza Washington will be retiring soon and he laid out his retirement tour of movies.

Retirement tour? What? Yes, a little, you know, retirement tour of movies. So one of the greatest actors of all time will be calling it quit soon and he let us know which movies he will be closing out his career with and here is the list. All right, so according to discussing film,

they said he's going to make a film about the military leader Hannibal, not Hannibal Lecter. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, I thought he was going to be in Hannibal. That would have been crazy. Yeah. Hello Claris.

You know Mandela Effect? He never said that. What? Yeah, isn't that crazy? What? The whole Mandela effect is that we remember something that actually didn't happen or in the Matrix thing they just took stuff out. Is it like the Star Wars one or he says Luke I am your father? Yeah, but supposedly he never said that.

I like that. I like that. No. Kiss. Yeah. And then like in I Love Lucy, he never said, um, Lucy you got some slainting to do. Oh. Wow.

Yeah. Isn't that my boy? Here's what I think. We're in the wrong time. Hold on. You know how like computers, when you run out of memory, you have to delete stuff? Yeah. I feel like that's happening with the Earth, and so they're deleting little things that they think we won't remember, but then we remember.

Yeah. Because I remember Hypnotic definitely had a Y in it before the case. Yes, it did. It doesn't now. It does. It's like HP, like the HP. Was it the Y, like the main part of it? Like the Y was like huge.

I remember when Four Locals had something that had you wired up? Yeah. That actually happened now. Maybe that affected our memory. That's how they got in her brain. All right, but, Hannibal. Yes. So that's one of the movies.

Black Panther 3. Oh, I did read that. That's amazing. Ryan Coogler, which is, you know, the director of the film, is writing him in a part of it. Wow. That's amazing. That's incredible. Also, it's cool because before Chadwick Bowman passed away, he mentioned, like, in a speech about how Black Panther doesn't happen, like the franchise itself doesn't happen without somebody like Denzel Washington.

No way. Yeah, he didn't say it. Like all his contributions that he's done and acting. Yeah, just to the culture. Wow. As a black actor and elite. Yeah. Incredible.

Incredible actor. Yeah. And he's also going to do a new film with Steve McQueen. Also an adaptation of Othello, which is like a Shakespearean play. I'll see it. So his retirement tour is six years? Yeah. Yeah.

Long tour. It's a lot. And a King Lear Project, which is also like a Shakespearean play. And it's cool, too, because the Othello one was also a play that he did on Broadway in his early 20s. Oh, that's so old. And he knows it like in and out, you know what I'm saying? So like for him to actually be bringing it to the big screen is like a big deal as well.

This is stuff probably that he's had like if I want to go out my way. Passion projects. I've thought of things that are intentional and mean something in my life. That's so tight. And then the gladiator that's coming up in a couple weeks. Right. I saw the first one in order to like prep for this one. Oh, you just signed.

Yeah. Oh, I need to me see it. Incredible. I haven't seen it. Yeah, so good. I've seen the commercial. Yeah, it's crazy, too, because we talked, like, last week about how Cameron was, like, like, shaming him, right?

Right. I don't want to watch him. I don't want to watch Equalizer. Yeah. And look, now what? Now, now he's retiring. Yeah. Are you happy Cameron?

I don't think so. No. I'm sad about it. Me too. Yeah. All right. Well, look, Kai Sinat asked Elon Musk, A.K.A. the head of the department of government of government efficiency.

That is wild. That's future head. Yes. Yeah. Once President and elected Trump takes office. he asked him if he can be the first streamer in space to say, yo chat! Wow.

That's what you want on Facebook? His specific request. So Kaisenna tweeted, hey, Elon, it was like a very business email. Yeah, very professional. He said, hey, Elon, I would like to be the first streamer to stream and say, yo chat from space. I believe you are the only person that can help me achieve this goal. Let's make history.

And he tagged at Elon Musk at SpaceX. And he put a picture of himself in space? In space? Like, Asher outfit. That's funny because it's a cool idea. The only thing that it just makes me think, like, he could finesse this so, so much. Because you know how he finesse his, like,

how he blew up his house? All these things. All these, like, stunts. That we will never know if he actually would go to space or not. Yeah, and it's been a couple days, and Elon has yet to respond. Oh, he hasn't said anything. No, not yet.

You know Elon's never gone to space? What? I don't know why we think like this. He has like a magic key to space. No. He has money for space. Jeff Bezos. Yeah.

Bezos. Yeah. Like he launches like he, like he launched the roadster into space. But he himself has not been to space. Wait, didn't. But he wants to go to Mars. He wants to occupy Mars. Right.

Yeah. And he wants workers. So like, I don't know that you want to be the one of the first because the first ones up there are going to be the workers. Also like kind of test dummies, right? Yeah. Like, oh, wait. No. I did the wrong math.

Um. Sorry Man Yeah So he asked Elon to To help him do that And I think it's It's funny because like

He's in the middle of a mafia Thon which is like He's been live streaming On Twitch for like 30 days in a row Why is it called Mafiathon? It's just like the theme of it Yeah Just what he calls it

So like part two of what he's doing Purra mafia Yeah And so he's like He's competing with this streamer That doesn't show their face They're like a character I don't know if you guys know

No No You know way too much. I know. I know. I'm learning. But the point is, I feel like... What are you doing with your free time, Victor? Yeah.

I'm learning. You're just watching Kaisennaz. Yeah, I know. Twitching. No, chat. I'm talking to Vic. I think what it is is he's trying to like just level up all the other streamers because it's like heavy competition right now.

Yeah. You know, with like this. He's like breaking a whole bunch of records right now. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like what? It's good that there's records. Yeah, exactly.

No one has been in that space before. 350,000 subscribers to. to what? That's great. Yeah, it is. That's a lot for streaming. No, that's great. Yeah.

Amazing. Yeah. All right. Well, that was your word on Rose Transva. My local Southern California and Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Cranzvick for Brownback Morning.

I'm Pirouin-O-S. You're not going to be the first anything in space, you guys. Don't even want it. Don't do it. Why? We should go once it's safe, once the...

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Once the quote-unquote test dummies have gone, the guinea pigs, quote-un-co? Not because they're going to pay you live. No, dead-ass. This made me think how I want to be. You don't want to be the first, the first Mexican podcast, a pod in space.

I'm down. That'd be cool. Have fun. We did it on the bridge. That'd be cool, though. On the 6th Street Bridge that we know was safe? Yeah. Do we?

Until they took all the copper wiring. By the way, put the copper wiring back, please. I know. I'm done, go to space. I'm down, too. I'm down. I don't know. Yeah, I'm down.

Let's go. I like, girl. What is another podcast or morning show? You're worried about your period in space? Yeah. The blood's going to go everywhere. something, I don't know. You don't know.

Gravity. N-G-Y. T-M-G-G-I. What is wrong? Wow. Okay. Sorry. You know there's astronaut girls

that go in space. Yeah, but they're professionals. I'm not. You're not. You're not. You don't know how to... You're still a girl, though. I'm like...

No, no. Leave her alone. There's a lot of questions that I should not even say on there. What can happen when you guys do bodily functions? You don't know. You don't know. Yeah.

You don't know. Well, they's imagining. I'll see how far it shoots. Yeah. Won't. What? Wrap this up. I'm going to create like those laser beam lasers.

Shut up, you guys. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, if you called in, quote unquote, sick to go to the Dodger parade, this might apply to you. There's someone that has actually reached out to KTLA 5 news. A Dodgers fan.

He claims he was fired after being spotted at the team's World Series victory parade after calling in sick for work. He was talking about how he was at the parade. Someone posted it on social. His employee, employer was like, hey, you're fired. And that employee is like, hey, they had no ground. I took the day off or whatever.

Technically, no. What do you mean? Because he called off. It's not like he took the day off. I don't know what you mean. It's not like they said, yeah, you have the day off. He called in sick. Yeah.

And then like, he needed a doctor. No. Yeah. But honestly, he's a smart guy to me. Because you can get another job, but you can't get another Dodger parade. You can't get another Dodger parade. Yeah. Next year.

Think about it. But not that funny. They're saying that that fan may be able to file a lawsuit, but it might not go through. Like, lawsuit for wrongful termination. Yeah. But, like, if you say I'm sick and then they're seeing you, like, jumping off, but you're sitting off the tree. Sick of work.

He didn't say sick of what? Yeah. Sick of not winning championships. Okay. Yeah. An expert said there has to be a legitimate. medical reason to caught in sick and employees essentially accrue one hour of sickly for every third guy I was on it got all technical but yeah if you're gonna if you're gonna

ditch for something don't be on video man it's not his fault I think you yeah he should just like recorded himself sneezing or something I guarantee his boss is not from L.A. Oh what is just that fans employer because everything is all being anonymous yeah said that they had to shut down the store due to the lack of staff on the day of the parade so That's why they were more like, bro. So what? Yeah, no one was going to go anyway. Yeah, everybody was at the parade and getting lit.

Yeah. What you should have done is send them in a t-shirt with your brand on it. That's what I'm talking about, Maximo. Come on, man. That right there is a thinker. See? Marketing. Would you hire, right?

Like, let's say Brown Bag is hiring. Yep. Would we hire someone that ditched work to go to the parade? I'm going with you. Well, it's a little different. We did you work together. If you're a business, would you hire that person knowing they already would call in to sick for work to go to a parade? Okay, but is it a complete surprise?

Didn't? Wasn't Sel going to do that? Hey. Why are you? My question is, would you hire him, Angie? Would you hire him, Maximo? Okay, okay. Do I know this?

Do I already know this guy's like? No, Greg wouldn't because he's a part of your time. Like he's a fool. He's like a choolo. Like I already know like Dodgers are life. If that's the case, I can't be surprised when he does something. something like that. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I know. It's your bad knowing that that person is doing that. I would plan ahead. I would know he's going to do it and I'd figure out a way to milk the situation of why he's already going. You. To benefit the store. So you would hire him.

Yeah. So you would hire him. Yes. All right. So if you got let go from work, Maximo would hire you to his business, just FY. I didn't worry about it. Yeah. Yeah.

I wouldn't. You wouldn't? No. Why? It's a character trait. A Dodger fan? A Dodger fan is a character trait. Ditching or lying is a character trait.

It's a Dodger brain. You're right. You're right. Yeah. I mean, it's responsible. Of course. Irresponsible. Of course.

Yeah. However. Valid reason? That guy is passionate. That's the guy needed on my team. Maybe I would even take it like a valid reason, but you're lying about your valid reason. Because you're not telling me you're going on a Dodger parade. You're telling me you're sick.

So you're lying to me. That's a character trait. you would rather have him tell, hey, I'm calling off because I need to go to this parade. Like this, what this will say, if I can figure it out, if I know ahead of time, all of that. Yeah. Yeah. Versus like, oh, my God, I'm sick. Oh, I don't know. My girls in the hospital. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, you lie. Just say you're going to go to the dog parade. So you just want to be reasonable. The character trait is the lie that you had to tell.

And I'm like, I don't think that. Because if he was honest, he gets fired. It's a lie. It's a lie. What's the better part? Be honest or lie. But he's probably was going to, he's a hard if he's honest. Hey, I want to go to Dodger parade. To our fake employment, to our fake business? No, he's not going to get fired. No, that guy. If you told his boss. He got fired. He got fired in real life.

I'm being a theoretical right now. And the business of Brownback, if someone comes in and is like, hey, by the way, I lie and I freak, that's what you're telling me. Yeah. Don't wrap me up big. I'm going to talk about employment. Sorry. Oh, no. We would be mad because I would hire the next candidate.

I would hire the next candidate. No, I get you. You could just tell the truth and use like a vacation. No, I mean, let me. Lettie just triggered me with somebody being dishonest that we know. Yes. And it would upset you. I'm really upset right now.

And we are bosses. Exactly. Very. Because I would rather you tell me the reason and then we could work it out versus you lie. And then I see you on camera, dog. Because that just proves like, all right, I can't trust you. Right. I want to be able to trust.

Little liar. But obviously, I think he doesn't trust. You're fired, Maxim. Simp or Pimp. B IMP. Simps. Sip. Sip.

Sip. Sip. What's wrong? Are you guys okay? What happened? This guy. I was trying to, I was on point. This guy came in here.

Zez, Ziz, Zit, ZZZZZZZ. Zip with us, okay? I tried to. Everybody was off. You just said. No, you're off. Oh, we're off. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Let's try it one more time. Please do it right for our listeners. Thank you. Simp or Pimp. Six, six, six, six, six, six, six. Yeah, look it up.

And Viggi. Top tier, all the way through. All the way through. All the way through. Work on him, brother. Yeah. He like Vic, please. Sierra recently posted a photo on Instagram that had Russell Wilson all over her. In the comments he left, I'm ready when you are.

We'll call him Cinco, aka saying baby number five. Wow. So after Sierra went on the Jennifer Hudson show and was asked about Russell Wilson telling her that, and this is what she said. Sierra baby number five, so are you... Listen, let me just tell you, my sweet honey, when I look at him, my belly starts to gross.

I'm like, do not look at me and do not say that? Wow. She's so cute. They are crazy simping over each other. This might be the sim couple of the year But they look so happy They're big Hey

Why big? It's a battle Like I always say Neither Can we guys She played body part Body party But I'm like ride

Wow Yeah That's what she wants to do Exactly By the way Did you guys see the photo of Sierra With Lori Harvey? Yeah

No let me Google it Yeah They were sitting next to each other Like in a fashion Future's the goat A week That is wild. Yeah.

Oh yeah, they're both his baby mama. That's gold. No, Lori's not to be mom. But they both dated. They both been with Future. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. Future is bright for that one. Wow. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Shout to Sierra though. She's beautiful.

She really is. She came in and she, you can tell, like, she has an aura about her. 100%. Yeah, yeah. And she's going to be on baby number five. Yeah, shout out of it. Looking amazing. Looking amazing.

Looking amazing. Looking incredible. And them to just simping over each other. It's crazy. How does he know that they're going to have a boy? Because he's like, we can call him Cinco. Do they have any girls? Because then you'd have to call her Cinca.

Sinka. That would it make sense. Sinka. But do you think this is the ultimate Simca before a year? The way that she talked about him, can you please play it again? Yes. So wait a minute. Sierra Baby number five.

So are you, are you seen? Listen, let me just tell you. My sweet honey. When I look at him, my belly starts to grow, so I'm like, do not look at me and do not say that. So he does his thing now. He goes to me like this. Hi-five. Hi-five.

Yes. High-five. He says, Cinco. I'm like. Oh, they're going to have a note. Yeah. They're going to have another baby. Number five.

Yeah. Cinco. I like that. Shut up them. They're so cute. I think it's love. I think they're married. Did you?

And I think they love each other. And I think they're building. Can you be in love and still be a symptom? You can, right? You're just in love. No, because it's reciprocated. Yeah, yeah. But they're both very simple.

You heard how she's speaking on himself. Hoo-hoo. Like, what is she? She made that weird job. Play that. Play-upon-old. I was supposed to wait a minute. Sierra baby number five.

So are you? He's in love. I love that for her. Like, hey, you and Daniela. Yeah. See, you're. Do that. I'm a wait a minute.

Yeah. He said the next time you're in Puerto Rico. Ooh, it's going to get real Rico. See? Does that make you all like pregnant in a time? Martin Mawksimo, you need to be commenting on your girl. We can call him three. No.

I want to. Your girl, Jordan, she's going to do a three-pointer on you. Yeah. Maybe number three. We can call it our first together. I don't know. I don't know. Our first together.

First together? You're working on it. You're working on it. I was there. Yeah. You're all. Almost, almost. Try again, try it.

Try it. One more time. Yeah, go ahead. Okay. We can call them three. No. No. No.

I don't know. Oh, man. Yeah. You need to work on that. Yeah. I do. Okay. You and Roo?

No. What? I don't want kids. I don't want kids. You don't want kids. You have. You have. You don't want them.

Have we never talked about that? You can't say you don't want her kids, bro. Yeah. I'm just in general. In general. In general. Yeah. No.

I don't. I'm just saying me, I don't personally want his. That's your kid. That's your kid. I didn't know that. Yeah. What do you mean? He has one.

No, I do not have any kids. No. Yeah, but. And then he has. Okay, back to Sierra. Two of the children. All right. See, that's what we mean by love.

See? Yeah, you're right. Yeah, all right. Love. Love. Love. Just do it. Just do it.

Just do it. Just do it. Sim. Sim. Sim. Sim. Sim. Sim.

Love. Those men, No, no savin. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. Crystal needs our help. Crystal. All right, Crystal sent us a DM and said, Hey, Brownback, I need your guys help. Because I don't even know what to think in this situation I'm in. She said, my name is Crystal, and I'm a sheriff from Orange County. And I started seeing this guy who-

She's a cop. She's a cop. She's a cop. She's not a regular cop. She said, I started seeing this guy who's really cool, but there is something about him that gives me the ick. Oh. She said, we went on a date to go eat ramen and he ordered the cheapest thing on the menu. And at first, I didn't really think of it.

So I kind of just brushed it off and went about the date. It wasn't an expensive place either. I'm not that type of girl who wants expensive places to eat his dates. But to me, it was just weird. So weeks go by and we go on another date to go get some drinks together and offered to buy. the first round and he offered to buy the second. Which was cool and then he asked let's take some shots but when the tab

came for the shots he hesitated to pay it and it seemed like he was avoiding paying for it. She said, I'm starting to catch on to something so then we finished the date and our next date he's telling me hey I know this spot that has a happy hour in Newport we should go. She said and I told him we wouldn't be able to because I get off at 6 p.m. and happy hour ends at 3 p.m.

So instead of being okay with it, he canceled the date because he wouldn't find somewhere that has a happy hour to eat at. And now I'm starting to think he's just being cheap. She said, I don't know if my job intimidates him because he has a good job too. But I'm starting to feel a certain way towards this. And I feel like he's always trying to be cheap with me. And it's not like I'm asking for dinner dates at Javier's, but at least make an effort to pay. What should I do, Brown Bag? That boy, cheap.

Yeah. But he also say he might be saving. He might have a family. He might have a family. He might have a family. That's true. Two families are so expensive in this economy. You shouldn't be having two families, Victor.

Yeah, you can anymore. In the 90s. We mess around and think about three. Time has passed. No. No, but like the thing is he might be cheap. It doesn't mean he's broke. He just might be like, you guys ever meant like somebody just super cold old.

Like, they can't help it. My dad. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, literally that's how they are. But like it doesn't mean they don't have a good job or literally just in them to be that way and try to save every dollar. But to the point, to the extent for him to actually cancel the date, that's too much. He's serious about his business.

He wants that happy hour. Hey, if it's not happy, he's not going. Yeah. Well, maybe they could have gone to like a fast food restaurant, like getting something to go eat in the car. Nobody's different. Because I don't know from what it seems I don't know if it's to that extent yet where they're like in the same car like hanging out like that Just getting to know each other Yeah

Building stages And she's just like like this is might be my sign to get out of here Yeah I don't know yeah This is your friend Me Yes She's a cop

How do you expect this is a cop? How do you think you're a cop He's a cop. I'm not a cop. And I have a cop best friend too. Yeah. But I have just one. Yeah.

I have a lot of cop friends. How? He has a suitcase. He's a cop. Oh, yeah. What's in the briefcase? I don't know. You have a sheriff friend.

Yes. I have sheriff friends, detective friends. How did you meet her? You've been on ride-alongs, I can tell. What? Right-alongs. Yeah. No, I haven't.

You're a snitch. No. I don't. I'm not. I'm not a cop. He's wearing a wire. Tap-up, pep up. All right.

Don't touch me. What's maybe girl's name? Crystal. Crystal. Crystal is on the line. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Crystal, the cop.

Hi, good morning. Good morning. Good morning, officer. Good morning. Crystal, you're on the dating scene. You clearly have a great career going for you. You know, you don't want to mess around and, like, give someone time. Like, it has to be, you're intentional with your time.

And it seems like, it seems like this guy is wasting it. but won't waste his money. Do you think so? I don't know, no, no, no, no. What do you think? Tell me what the good part of him is, because you just talked about how cheap he is. So he's super cheap, but on the bright side, I mean, he's very attentive. He asked me what I like.

Like, we went to a sushi spot that I like, so, okay, but we went there and he got the cheapest thing on the menu again. The edamami or way? Is it going to have water? No, like, I usually like a specialty. row, he got like the cheapest thing there. California roll. I don't know. Just the tuna.

Just a plate. Yeah, no, literally that. So as you're dating him, you're also taking into account, like, I might be the provider in this relationship, it seems like, or you said that he has a good job, right? Yeah, but what good does it do if he doesn't, like, pay

or last time he called me his sugar mama and all of like, what? Oh. Crystal. All right. Is he handsome? Yes. Huh?

Is he handsome? Yeah, I think so, yeah. So maybe he might just be used to girls like spending money on him. Yeah. As somebody who has, you know, familiarity with that, it's like, yeah. Oh my God, you got to pay my money? You have girls spending money on you? Yeah.

It's happened to that? They tried to save me, but they couldn't. You're the daddy? The relationship? The thing about him, the thing about him is I feel like he cares. Like, recently I got sick and he brought me medicine, and he asked me. how was my doctor's appointment?

Like, things like that. Was the medicine on clearance? Or all the medicine? It's a generic friend? Yeah. Was it open already? It's okay, by the way, to be like that. It's okay to be like that.

Hard times. And he told me he likes to travel and I like to travel too, but he told me he only goes to places where he knows someone that lives there so he doesn't pay for hospitality. And I'm like, what? This guy is criminally cheap. Yeah. Is he younger than you?

Is he younger than you? No, he's old. Does he have kids? No. Does he have a second family? The guys think that he has a family. Is he a truck driver? Does he pay everything in cash?

No. He has to probably explain the purchases. And he can't if you're ordering the whole restaurant. Exactly. So he can just explain like, oh, this is just for one person. Yeah. Okay, okay. Does he sell you instead of paying?

No. Like last one to a bar and I got my. mad after this but I didn't say anything so he got a drink and I hadn't gotten in a drink so I was like oh I'm gonna get one you know you expect him to trade in line with you I literally was like okay I'm gonna go save this table

but I got the vibe that it was because he didn't want to pay for my drink he didn't want you to expect for him to pull out his card when it was time to pay dang Chris where'd you find him offer up I'm not great another sheriff not me No

What about this Throw an undercover cop name, Greg You guys met on Facebook Marketplace I couldn't think they met him at a At a club or at a bar He was playing Was it free night He was there at 9?

Was he there before 10? Oh for sure he was Crystal What does he do for a living? He was He works for an airport. He works for a local airport, not LAX, but a local airport. Okay, so Burbank or Santa Ana?

Oh, you're in the O.C. John Wayne. Yeah, John Wayne. Yeah, John Wayne. Okay, so you met him. You guys go on trips, or he goes on trips, but only in places that he knows someone that he can live. Free. He loves a good happy hour.

Yep. He works at the airport, so he probably gets tickets for free. Oh, he does a standby. The standby buddy person? And there's nothing wrong with like Loki like figuring out the system. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that, I get that.

But it's like if you're trying to impress the girl and you're being that cheap. Maybe that's impressive. To me, Loki is very impressive. He's not trying to impress her. Look at how much money I say. Yeah, isn't there a whole show out of like the couponer's show? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. So some people spending money as a flex. Like, oh, look how much money is. Yeah. Well, clearly to Crystal a cop. To others, saving money is a flex. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Crystal. Yeah. The savings is coming nice. Clearly it seems like your spending habits are excessive. And maybe he balances you out. Maybe he's going to keep you guys rich. Oh my gosh.

Yeah. And he's like, you're always out in about, blah, blah, blah. And I feel like that was his way of saying like you go out a lot. You spend a lot of money. Make a sandwich, girl. He's telling you. Hey, officer, slow down. Yeah.

45 and 35. Yellow light. Have you seen his car and his house? So I've seen his car, and he actually has a pretty good car, but he said he just got it this year. Okay. And he's in his mid-30s. So I'm like, I wonder where he was driving before. Wow.

And again, you're supposed to do your research because you're like, you're, like, you're, you probably want to settle down soon, huh? You probably want to find who's going to be your person. Yes. Okay. So she has to do this research. You don't want her to find out later and we're like, well, you should have asked those questions to begin with. Yeah. He's going to say to split the rent?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you feel like... I know. Hold on. You're not because that's so triggering. Wait, wait, wait.

I want to ask Crystal something. Crystal. Do you think that like if you guys get together in the future, he's going to police your spending habits? No, serious question. I honestly think so. Yeah. That would be a problem. Yes, okay, because I have two adventuring things.

So the first date that we hung out, he wore like a. anime t-shirt it was so corny though like it was that's what he wore to the first date yes are you dating are you dating red was it a buddy was it a button in it or like what was it no um i don't even want to say i don't know i'm scared he's listening hey food from sana anna airport whoa your first day of anime shirt mr happy hour come on though and i think it's it's not that you're expecting this big old like you said i'm not trying to go to have years all the time I don't expect all of that. But it does seem like this is part of, I guess, his lifestyle

that he is going to go the lowest. He can. Yeah. And you're just like, sorry, right. But he's cute and he's attentive. So that's good. It's a plus. Yeah.

But it might be a deal breaker. Like, I'm getting the egg so bad now. Yeah. Even you say that. Remember that ritual that didn't care about you? See, you want that one? Yeah. Yeah.

The one that's, yeah. Yeah. The one that said you want to cry in a Honda or a Rolls Royce? You didn't even give you a napkin, nothing? You're sick and he's like, hey, get up. Make me a coffee. You want that one? No, no.

Hey, Crystal, I have one more question for you. I actually have a little bit more. How do you know Greg? Good question. That's a great question. I met him at a lot. He's a cop. So you met Greg at the same place you made here, you guys?

Huh? Did you meet Greg at the same place you met the guy you're dating? No, no. I met this guy through a friend, through a co-worker. Oh, Sheriff's Station. Yeah, Sheriff's Station. Yeah, she said, yeah. This is very suspicious.

Yeah, Greg's a cop. Can you tell us if Greg's a cop? He has a wire. I know. Oh! I'm not a cop. I don't have a wire. I don't have a cop.

I don't have a cop. I don't have a cop. No one likes tuna sandwiches. Crystal the sheriff. Crystal would have you ever been attracted to somebody that you were sheriffing? Arrested. We're sheriffing.

That I was, sorry? That like, I don't know. Do they arrest people? Yeah. That you arrested. No. Like, I just automatically. Shut it down?

I'm like, no. I mean, there's some men that are handsome, you know, that I'm like, oh, if he wasn't such a alpha. If he wasn't a murderer, he could get it. Yeah, but I'm on a matter. It seems that you can move away from red flags is what I'm asking. Yeah, that's a good thing. But not with this guy.

Yeah, something about this guy that you're like, I guess you also don't want to be the girl that passes up a good guy just for that. And I think that's what you're asking, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay, I got you, baby girl. All right, let's help Crystal the cop, all right? Informants, call in 818. 5-0-109.

Should Crystal the cop? still date this guy that seems to be really cheap you gotta think about another hand I don't think this guy would ever cheat that's too expensive It's very cheap and cheating It sounds the same Honestly yeah cheating is expensive

And he wouldn't want no parts He would have to be driving a lot and gas is expensive So yeah Hotel rooms He doesn't want to buy another day But bro imagine you go to a sushi restaurant And all like your day is having his miso soup Meza soup and head of mama in the cup of water

And they're just watching you with your dragon roll Just hating on you Because they don't want to even have one Or I'll still have to pay maybe Don't let them charge extra for the eel sauce Oh no All right, Crystal, we got you baby girl 818-5-2059

That's 818 52059 That's 818 52059 Hey, you got a picture of Crystal? I do Yeah, no, yeah, I'm cool with it Yeah, you're a cop, obviously You guys have it when you graduated from the academy? No, I'm not a cop.

Or is it when you work late in hours after the shift? Cop, sheriffs work in the jails, right? Yep. No, they're working in the streets, too. Streets engine. Oh, both? Only a sheriff would know that. Yeah.

More of like, that was a trick question. He's like, Highway's. She literally said he's wearing a wire. Yeah, yeah. Told you pat him. Okay.

Chris O'Haref has a very cheap date. Yes. Is it a crime? Should he no longer be in her life? Or call him and shoot your shot, man. Oh, don't shoot, please. She's called for backup. Yep.

She just, suspect is the cheapest date alive. suspect will not do any dates that are after happy hour or would be like the penal code Suspect is trying to run away from Bill Suspect wishes he could dine and dash but he was with a cop Wow He's missed his time a lot

That's a good one Yeah She's been on the day with this guy Who she's noticing is extremely extremely cheap And she's wondering You know if she should If she feels like What is she asking

I'm like, what was she really asking? What are you doing right now? What was she really asking? She stopped talking to cut the boy off, man, because he's a chief gig. Brokey. Yeah, that's something you can't find in a background check. I bet you she background checks him and I wish that she's done the lines so that I could ask him. Yeah, that's a good question.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably did. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Do you, do you background check? I don't voucher. I'm not a cop. Have you background checked this?

No, I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop. What are you talking about? Do you know my record? Yes, I do actually. I'm not a cop. Okay. All right.

We need to help her out. Crystal, the cop. She has, she makes a good living. She's a sheriff. That takes a lot. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? She's a sheriff.

Her schedule may or may not permit a lot of dating life. So she wants to make sure that she spends that time with someone that will value that, right? He doesn't like spend it. Yeah. Yeah. He's intimidated because he values it. All he can spend his time. Yeah, time is better than money.

Time is better than money. Maybe that's his love language. I'd spend it together. He had made comments like, you're my sugar mama. Oh, yeah, I forgot about. He might be implying that, like, he knows you're going to be the one that's paying for stuff. And he's okay with it. Yeah.

Oh, he loves it. It's like, bro, I like to go out to eat. Right. He buys the cheapest thing on the menu. If we do stuff, like, I go to a bar and I go get a drink, he won't follow me so that he to make sure he doesn't pay or, like, he doesn't pay. or that I don't expect that. That's wild.

That's wild. He closes his tab every time. Stay back? Open or closed? Close. That's it. You know what the drink special? He walks in and just yells, when is happy hour?

Oh, for sure. Well, clearly he doesn't go anywhere that's not happy hour. You don't want to share a plate? No? He works at the airport. Mm-hmm. So he has a car. That's two really good things.

I wonder where he lives. I don't know. Does he live with his parents like me? I don't know. Whatever is most efficient. Yeah. All right. Let's go to Robert and Corona.

Robert. Robert. Hey, how's it going? Robert? Robert, talk to us. What would you tell Crystal the cop? Okay, first of all, I kind of see the suspect's point of view. I'm on a few dating sites.

It can get expensive. I'm not cheap, but sometimes there's limits. And what I usually ask the girl, hey, are you willing to pay this time and I'll get to the next one? I just feel that until you build an actual relationship, then I think it's only fair that we are friends until then. You know what I mean? I'm not cheap. I'm an open book to say, hey, you know what? Get what you want.

But then next time, you know, you got the tab. Right. So you know what I think? It can get expensive. I go out maybe two, sometimes three times a week. Oh, dear. My boy, dating, dating. Busy.

Hey, do they come back? Does it work? You get the tab next time? I'm a pretty popular guy. I get a lot of likes, in other words. But, you know, I love to dance. I don't drink, so it's not costing for me. That's why it doesn't cost them that much.

Yeah. That's why he awards. They throw them back. Hey, Rob, they throw what back? Yeah, what's the drinks. The drinks. Oh, is that what you're man? Fix your ears.

Maximo. They sell these shots, drinks, you know what I mean? Maximo. Maximo asked a really good question. He said, you know how you say you'll get the next one? Do you take them ever on second dates or is it like, does that happen? Does that happen? You seem to be dating a lot.

Well, well, you know, a lot of times on dating sites, their pictures, their profiles don't match from a real person. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sure yours looks exactly like you. You know, I like campy. I like this. I like that. When I question, where was the last time?

Where did you go? Oh, it's been wild. Blah, blah, blah. You know, so, you know, they're tracking. So, no, there's no second day. So there's no. Yeah, so they don't come back. Yeah, you call them out.

Attraction has to be there. Attraction has to be there. Okay. So no, no, no. So no, no, I have. I've gone with. on second, third, fourth date as friends. It takes time to really get to know that person, you know what I mean?

So you spend money on that even? So you get friends zoned? I'm sorry? You get friends zoned after the first date? I just, you know, it takes time. I'm not one. His approach is different. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. You have to build a friendship. Get to know that person before you jump to the next day. Oh, so you go into. You go into it as in a friend thing, not as in like a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But these are not friendship sites, brother. Yeah, you're on the wrong sites.

He's not on only friends. Yeah, I'm on you. But, um, I get her, Robert. What would you tell her, would you tell her, would you tell Krista to keep dating the guy or be his friend? Well, um, she's judging him by just a couple of dates. I would say keep going. I would see being open about it. What does she got to lose?

Hey, Crystal, say, hey, I just noticed this. Is there a reason why? You know, if it's a financial thing, I understand. I can catch the next one and so forth. But, you know, maybe there's something behind all that, you know? Got it. Maybe he is in a financial situation. Yeah.

Or maybe it's just like me, you know. You know, lots of multi-dates stuff. Multi-dates. But not cheap. Right? But you're not cheap. Not cheap. Nope.

I am not cheap. He's on the budget. Robert is not cheap. I just, you know, we meet somewhere. Hey, let's go meet. You know, what do you want to eat? I don't drink. Jose.

Jose, bro. Cool. You're moving around here. Yeah, dude. No second call. That's crazy. He's not cheap, brother. What are you meant?

We're trying to learn from him. Yeah. Well, they're here. We're getting out of dates. We're real women. With the real women. All right. Popular guys.

All right. Let's go to Julian and Chino. What's up, Julian? Julian. Hi, Julian. Hi, Brown Bag. What's up, Julian? Julian, you're 12 years old and you want to chime in on Crystal.

Crystal the cop. Yeah. Oh. No. No. I just, like, she wants. She, she, she, she, She could stay with him, but if not, then she doesn't have to.

Because it is, it's hard to have a good job in, like, this, like, in the world we are in. Yeah. Yeah. Like, a lot of, like, and it's hard to get, like, like, like, and it's hard to get, like, like, a good job that gets a lot of money. True. Smart man. Yeah. And she also, she's not, like, oh, I want this, I want that.

She doesn't really ask for anything. Yeah, she's not asking for a lot. She's not asking for a lot. But I also believe, like, whoever's idea for the date is, they should pay. What? Julian! Yes. No controversial, but, like, whoever, yeah, it's there.

He said I know that's controversial. Yeah. No, he's right. Julian, if you plan a date, you pay for the date. That's really nice. That is very thoughtful. Gentlemen, did your mom teach you that? No.

No, he's just romantic, okay? Greg, stop hating on our 12-year-old friend, Julian. He just born-romantic, girl. You gave great advice. I appreciate your brother. Okay. He watched the Titanic for sure. Thanks for answering our call.

You're welcome. Julian, do you want to give a shout out? Yeah. Go ahead. I want to give a shout out to my mom. Mom. Yes. Shout out your mom.

Why are you doing? She's in the car. I'm here. Hi, mom. Hi. He literally asks every day to call in through the homie helplines. Let's go. We're here now, brother.

Julian, are you dating? No. Okay. But just know that's going to be a lucky girl when you start dating and how thoughtful you are. And then also to one of my friends, his birthdays today. Okay. Okay. All right.

Uh, his name is Edward. Happy birthday. Edward, Edward. Big dog Edward right there. Julian said, what up? All right, Julian, you have a good morning. Julian, remember one is too close to none. Yeah.

Yeah. Julian, be faithful, be romantic, be a sweet man. All of these guys in here are broken and you don't want to be like them. Yeah. Julian, you were about that after college, bro. Shout out you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Leave it up. Bye, Julian. Study. No. Bye. Study and go to school. I just want you to know.

The stuff you tell guys. guys, your daughters have to deal with those guys. Like, hey, wait to you go to college. You have a game. No. Just so you know, the way that we parent our sons, we put them up to be to our daughters. Just so you know. I was just trying to teach you a kid math.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? My grandpa always trying to teach you game. One for every finger. Yeah. One for every finger so I can remember how to count to five. You just have one. Yeah.

But I can know how to count to five now because it's like one girl, two girl, three girl, four girl, five girls. No. And you're a simp. You fall in love. I have another hand too. Gregie. So that's 10.

You're not with Ruth anymore, I can tell. No, I am. No, you don't talk like that when you were coming. You gotta change the song. Yeah. He's trying to get her back for going to Puerto Rico. How many days was it that you cried? Five, four, three.

Five. You cried five days? To go for every finger. Yeah. Yeah, wait until the girl thinks that, too. Five Puerto Rican men that she was for every day. I can have five. Ouch.

Five different one. Chicken a nugget. Five Raleh? I see your eyes glistening, Greg. Don't know. Don't know. Five Ravrella handles is crazy. There's a reason why Bad Bunny and Daddy Yankee are banned from the studio.

Greg gets mad. All right. All right. Let's go to Gilbert in Arizona. Gilbert is a cop. Gilbert. He's a cop. He's a cop.

What's up, Gilbert? Gilbert. How are you doing this morning? Gilbert, I appreciate you. You sound like a cop. I feel like a turkey. You're doing great. I was under the speed limit.

I know I was. Gilbert, I appreciate you telling us from the jump that you're a cop because Greg doesn't. Greg is under cover. He doesn't want to disclose that information. Man, we smell them out everywhere. All the way from Arizona. We have. Well, I used to live in California and then I came out here because obviously it's cheaper.

So he goes further. So that's why I'm out here now. Someone who else might know about that. Cheaper to keep her. Is Crystal's date. Crystal hit us up that she is dating someone and he just seems very cheap. And at first she was like, oh, it is what it is. Like, I'll pay for my stuff.

But it seems like he's really, really cheap. He only goes to happy hours. He orders the cheapest things on menus. He even has her pay for her own stuff. Like if she were to go to the bar, he won't follow her so that she doesn't even think that he might pay. And so she's tripping about it. What would you tell her, Gilbert? Look, to be honest, what we make is public records.

Anyone can look at it. Because I used to go out a lot in Newport Beach and all that. And everyone, the cab would always fall on me. They're like, this is how much you make. You should be paying for it. And after I got away from those people, you know, they're not really your friends and they just use you. Ah, you think she may be being used. Oh.

You know, like, I feel like he's using her because of what she makes. You could go over her name and see exactly how much you make. right now. So, I mean, there's people out there like that. I mean, if I come across him, other people can too. So I feel like he's using her for that. Gilbert. You know, it's not so. I can just Google a cop's name and I will find out what they make Gilbert. Yeah, you can, you can, you can actually Google and see exactly what they make. But like how? Like what would I do?

Their first and last name and what? Yeah, you would just go to the county west. website, federal or whatever, because it's all public records. Oh, he's a public. It's a public record. Yeah. That's a little bit sketch. I could tell how much you make just because you're a police officer. That's crazy.

Yeah, because it's all public records because we're paid by the tax. Wow. Oh, okay. And so you must make a lot if everyone was saying that you would have to pay. Yeah. And you know what? And I never, when I was the youngest, I didn't know any of that until somebody told me like, Oh, how much you make is this you?

And they had my full name middle initial. But you can see people like pocket watching you like, oh, they're only around because they know how much I'm making. They want me to pay. Wow. All of a sudden, everybody's like, Javier? Yeah. And then they know because they put the ticket towards you. You're like, oh, you got this because you got the best job.

You got, you make this much. No, for sure there's people like that. You know. Yeah, that's how they treat me in you. Yeah. So he really meant when he said you're my sugar mama. Yeah. He meant it.

Yeah. He'll be serious about it. So he did a background check too. Yeah. Yeah. Gilbert, thank you so much for calling, and we appreciate the information. All right, no problem, you guys.

Have a good one. Save that money. So I looked up Gregory Condi, Sheriff Cop undercover on Google, and it says, Deputy Charges Conspiracy giving false information. There's like an article on Deputy Condi?

Yep. Wow. That's crazy. Great. He's a cop. Okay. We have Joseph in Los Angeles. Joseph.

What's up, Joseph? Joseph. Joseph. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's happening? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, Joker from the Pinta's back to my house. Joker, welcome back, my boy. Joker, hold up, Joker.

You must have, like, first-time knowledge on shares. Hey, Joker, how are the sheriff cops looking over there? Oh, man. Hey, my boy, hey, check it. How awkward is it to come on the radio after a Huda? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. That's so awkward.

Yeah. Hey, a big shout out to the homie Robert that was on before me, warming up all behind us for when I get out. Warming a lot. That's right. You're not real, bro. Joker, you are not real. Who are you? When did you get out?

Hey, check it out. Hey, letty, I am real. I'm busted right now. I told you guys, I'm up here in Tahitopee. I'm doing a little tempo. I'm on the phone. We just got up a five-down, a five-day lockdown. Hey, but I want to send a shout out to the high.

Behind a crystal, hey, she doesn't have to be going, how do you said, low budget on us, you know what I mean? She's a hootah. She's got fed. Hey, check it out. Hey, Nephi says I'm not real. Okay, then I'm fake. What do I do? Hey, I'm real. Hey, I'm real as can be. You know what I mean? I feel like you're AI. He's a perfect color. Yeah.

Yeah. I appreciate that. I'm about to go to yard right now. We're going to play some handball with the homies. But hey, look it. Oh, Crystal, my advice to you is drop that zero and get with the hero. You know? That's right.

Hey, when do you get out? When are you to release? Yeah, what are you out, brother? We got to meet you. Let me see. I'm going to touch down, maybe hopefully, like, before summertime. Before summertime. Yeah, yeah.

Stay locked into us, though. Okay? Hey, you know what's a trip? I'm gonna tap in with you guys. Hey, what's the trip is to that you guys are going to have Lefty Gumpley on your show today, right? Yeah.

That homie's been bust. You know, it feels good to hear a homie that's been where I'm at right now to be able to get out and be where he's at. You know what I mean? Big shout out to the other right there.

That's right. You know. Yeah. Anyway, Hey, Joker. Hey, yeah, I definitely will tap in. Hey, go ahead, letty, what's up? Joker, shout all the homies in there with you.

Like, who's in there with you? How are they doing? They're good. I got goopy with me. Pee-wee, Triste, uh, Magoo. I got my homeboy, uh, sleepy. We're all just holding it down right here. Oh, cool. Can we say hi to them? And what's up y'all? And it's kind of tough right now during the holidays, you know, because we're away from our families, but we try to get through it and we pump each other up and, you know, we share the cell phone, you know, we share the cell phone. Hey, come out. Let me get the phone right there. And you call us. And you call us. You use it to call us. Yeah. You're our Kammer.

out of that too, bro. We appreciate you. I appreciate you guys for answering my calls. Hey, hey, no more collect calls, you know? Yeah, no more collect cars and no more locked doors. No more locked doors. Hey, check it out. Hey, but going back to Crystal, I think she just needs to get with the program. You know what I mean?

Program time. Program time. Just, just pay your grandma. Hey, she might as well get with a trollo with the EBT card. Hey. You can probably be my mom. He'll let her have the whole thing. This is for you, right.

That's right. That's right. Much much to you guys, baby. Like guys, enjoy yard. Enjoy yard. Oh, that was so sad. Bro. Joker's hilarious.

The funny thing about, for you listening, about this one, Joker, he calls it with a different name every time. It doesn't say Joker on here. No, he knows. Today was Joseph, another day. It's Tony or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can't put out his identity like that.

He's just Joker. Joker. That's a good joke on him. All right, we got Anna in Woody here. Anna, what's up, Anna? Anna. Good morning. Good morning.

Anna, talk to us. What would you tell Crystal the cop? She's dating someone that just seems to be really cheap. And at first she was cool with it because he was really thoughtful. You know, she was sick. He brought her medicine. He checks in on her. But he never wants to pay.

He's called her his sugar mama before. Like, they go out to eat. He orders the cheapest thing. And she just feels like, Like I feel like I can't really even enjoy this because I got to be worried about like do am I going to have to pay for it all. So what would you? Yeah, it's like you guys said. It was probably like clearance medication and honestly I took a guy.

He tried to kill her. A red flag is a red flag and you know she just if you know if she already has like that inkling like she's that's that's a sign. Yeah. And she's a cop so she should know better. Yeah. Say that guy. Yeah. I like that

I like that It is what it is Yeah Trust your good Can they cheat people? Who? Just in general You can't be cheap

Anyone would do Would women rather be with a cheater Or a cheaper? You know what's the? Because it's like I mean I don't know Necessarily why he's cheap I would assume

Maybe he has like Specific goals Maybe like Get out I don't know That's why I assume And let's not get it confused That cheap men don't cheat

They cheat too Yeah They do They do All budgets find a way They just find somebody else to pay It's never like a win win Like if I go spend bottle service

They're like oh he's too flashy But then if I don't want to spend It's like oh he's broke What is it then? Is there a middle? Don't go to the club Well I don't know bro

That's the word It's really like Teach their own Yeah I think it's just more Be more attentive towards her Like if she wants like But no like if she wants to drink The least he could have

Someone's go with her so she's not in line by herself. Yeah. No, because then he wants to, that means that he's going to, she assumes that he's doing that because he doesn't want to pay. But if he really likes her, he's going to adjust to what she likes. Yeah. For sure. Try a little bit more. It's like, it's like that whole thing.

Like if he wanted to, he would. So it's like if she likes the tab being picked up, but that makes her feel like secure in a relationship. Yeah. Do it. But she didn't say that. Yeah. No, I'm not saying. Yeah.

Ray. Do it and send a cell request. What? Ray. Right. Yeah. What's up, Ray? We got Ray from Chino on the line.

Ray, you actually bring a good point. I wanted to bring to everybody's attention. What do you have to say about Crystal and this cheap guy? She's dating. Well, first of all, good morning, guys. Good morning. It's cool. It's cool.

But what I want to say is that she doesn't, I mean, she has to look at it from a different perspective. Like maybe he doesn't want to splurge on her because she might not be worth it. Oh, geez. Oh, that's not the perspective. that I wanted you to share. I do not even reach that.

What are you saying? Your note says something different. Your note says maybe he has bread and he's testing her. Well, that's what I'm getting to. That's what I'm getting. Oh, okay. Look at the way Adam Sandler carries himself.

If you didn't know Adam Sandler was famous, you would think that he's broke. Yeah. Right. You know, by the way he dresses, he dresses like kind of like in basketball shorts or regular shirt, but he's bawling.

We all know he makes mad money. Yeah. You know, but the way he presents himself is exactly how he is. So, I mean, she's going to sit there and judge a book by the cover. Like, yeah, I mean, so he likes to save a little bit of money, but maybe she's just, maybe that's his side chick. It's already, like, been the third date, though. It's like the third, fourth date already. So, like, when did he show him to yourself?

Yeah. You know, it's like he's just, he's just keeping it real, banking, you know? Like, he's just representing himself or how. how it is and maybe she's just not worth it you know maybe he's just like whatever maybe that he's going to do that so for you have you had experiences where you're like okay this girl's worth spending money on this one is it and what what the term is that absolutely like like my wife like i'm married to right now like i'll spend i'll spend i'll spend all i'll give him a whole check if that's that's the case you know so there's been girls where you're like if this is whatever i'm not

really gonna, I'm not really trying to take her out in public or I would like a side chick. Yeah. Ray, that hurt. It's like, yeah, my wife might see us. It's just the truth of it. It's like. Ray, do you know because you have side chicks? Huh?

Do you know because you have side chicks? What? Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely not. I'm faithful to my wife. I love my wife. So when did you have side chicks? Yeah.

When was it? Because you're saying you know. This is. my younger day, you know what I'm saying? Like, you want to, you want to splurge on the one that you like, and you take out and have fun with, and then the other ones it's just like, hey, you know, I'm going to do whatever with.

You know, like, I actually, I'll take her to yum, yum donuts or something, and we can go get it. That sounds like a party. This sounds good. Shout out, you, great. Where the dogs at? Where the dog's at? That's Matt specific. Exactly right here's taking her.

Big dogs makes a noise for Ray. Ray, that's funny. Yeah, I don't have support. Yeah, you do. No.

No. I just like stories about them. Okay. They're great stories. I have a question. How you guys asked Ray, are there girls that you wouldn't spend money on?

Um, you guys. In my past? Yeah, in your past. Yeah, in my past, I've, I've, like,

I've, like, spent money on the girl. I'm like, why did I spend money on you? Like, it was a worst date ever. Yeah. Are there girls that you're like, I'm not going to, like,

I'll take her out to Yum Yum Donuts. Is that a shout out to Yum and Donuts, by the way. I love your donuts. And I believe the top of tier girls should be able to go there too. Yeah. I guess it's like if I don't like a girl like that, I'm not taking her on a date. For sure. You know what?

But you'll still talk to her, pops? Yeah. You'll entertain her. But like, yeah, like she could. Sometimes you're bored. She could, you know, drink a quarter of my bottle that I have at the crib already. You know what I'm saying? Like, but it's like you're not going to.

Oh. It's a fun time at your place. And also like, like, back in the day. You guys make your head hurt. Back in the days. There's like, uh, girls that you knew that, like, if you hit them, like, they're down, regardless. And so you already have it on lock so you don't really care for it anymore. Yeah.

You just like, oh, yeah. Or there's girls. Yes. In the past. That guy. I'm sure. And girls are the same way. It's not like, it's not the opposite.

Girls have dudes that they know. Have you ever had a dude that you're? Angie's a unique, unique person. I am. I have never. She just grew up. She just grew up. I think not.

Ramona, have you ever had a guy where you're like, oh, I'm not going to, like, I just want to, and that's it with the guy. In the past. In the past. Look at her face. She's like, daddy's listening. Ramona's been with her daddy since they were 17.

Oh, yeah. Never mind. Yeah. Then that's the wrong person to ask. Okay. Leti. Have you ever in the past when you were single? No.

I don't like that. Right? No, but it doesn't, like, is it doesn't be... But I'm a romantic dog. Like, every guy is Prince Charming. No, but it doesn't necessarily even mean, like, that to do that. Like, you could just have someone where it's like... I wouldn't date or talk to a guy unless I saw, like, like something, like...

But like a relationship. And then you would expect him to spend the money? Like, or now? But I'm also very like, no, it's not necessarily that. You guys are saying there's girls that you know I don't want to go outside with you. Yeah. I would never date a guy being like, I don't want to go outside with them.

No, but you guys are saying... They're not dating then. It's not dating, though. So then what is it just? It's entertaining. But you just have girls like that. I personally am not like that. No, but there's girls like that too who they have dudes that they know that it's just like for entertainment.

Like because they're either bored or they eventually will need something. Yeah. Like, you know, like a placeholder. Oh, like their boy toy. Yeah. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. Yeah.

I mean, we could get out. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know we meet. I have friends like that. Yeah. Yeah, we could get some tacos after, you know, all the place is closed. But that's spending money still.

Like, that's still spending money. Yeah. Like, I swear. We could go to the taco spot on Santa Monica. I'm so sad. Why? Because I really want a daughter and I feel like this is the world she's going to come into. Nah, it'll be way different by the man.

It'll be way different. What? We'll be different. You guys have been the same since the beginning of time. No, like, you know, like, we won't have social security. Oh, we're, we're, uh, this has been, this will be. a man is animal instinct lion. By that time, it'll be much worse.

Yeah, there'll be multiple. Oh, my God. See, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, dating is hard. Yeah, it is. Yeah. So glad I found my Princep Asul. Me too.

But there's all the past. You found your Princepast. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. No, you know what I meant. No, no, I don't. What's his name?

Jordan. George. George. Don't do that. Oh, my back. No. Because Jordan is also a man's name, so it's cold. Has your George, may I heard George?

Every morning? What? What is going on here? Trying to make you feel weird. I don't know. By insinuating your girl sees my husband every morning? No.

That he sees your husband. Yeah. Because it's George. I thought something else. Big is saying that. His George is your husband. Yes, yes. I thought it was something else.

So you with my husband? Yeah. No. They sword fight. No, shit. I didn't take it that more. No, yeah. It was just, it was pretty funny.

This is crazy. This is crazy. Lettie's dying. I thought it was something else. Hell, somebody help her. Can we get out of the Homey Help line? This was really awkward. I think we got to do Homey Helpline.

Lettie. He needs our help. Lettias found out that her co-hosts and her husband that's fantasy Sparman. So George and Joe. Holder. Call it right now.

I don't know if this one only your George's life. Hey, one way. Five two old. One by night. Help Lettia. Big, you take it way too far. I just don't want to.

He was just like, ah, you want to gross me out. Lettie out. I'll close you all right back. I sword fight with your husband. I didn't say that. Which is very weird. Which is very weird.

Maximo said that. The very weird thing to do. No, because you've made fun of me. Yeah, but like, you made fun of yourself too. Yeah, you're the one that started it. And you called him at your prince. Yeah. You did call him your prince.

That was an accident. Oh, gosh. All right. What do you do? It's November, and we brought in one of our schools that we're so thankful for. Lefty, good morning. Yeah. Good morning.

Good morning, Garza. Thank you for having me again. Lefty, it's been cool to see you this whole year, transform into an R&B singer, because look, Loki, I just heard the Jeremiah lefty gunplay song. You have to talk about what's going on with that record. I was like, this is lefty. They're like, yeah.

Yeah. Loki, I was tripping thinking I could sing after kicking him with like tight dollars on Jeremiah. So I thought I could sing, but no, I leave it up to them and I was just going to go back to the rapping. But yeah, I'm very grateful for them and the opportunity they gave me. You know what I'm saying? He's real cool, man. Do you ever get nervous? Like you've worked with Hip Boy, who's like one of the best.

producers, other people, you know, a Jeremiah, it's like, you singing in front of Jeremiah, I'll be nervous as hell. Like, this guy seems great, you know what I'm saying? It doesn't, like, ever throw you off, but you seem to rise to the occasion in all those instances. I feel like, I got, like, I'm cocky, you know, Vic, like, I'm cocky and I just, like, carry myself, like, but that's how you got to be in this game. You got to come into thinking you're the best rapper and you got to believe it, too.

Right. You know what I'm saying? It just, it takes a lot to get there. You can't just be like that and not be like that You know what I'm saying So it's been working out But yeah I carry myself like

I don't know It's a trip It's a trip yeah But I don't get nervous When you're with O Jizi Clearly he's an incredible rapper too Are you like no I gotta even be better than you O Jeezy

Like I'm a He gets mad when I say that Yeah But he's he tells me He was your best as it But yeah he gets mad when I say Like he's the only one That I feel like he's in the way right now

Yeah, like, he's in my seat, man. Yeah, he's in my seat, man. Yeah, he's in my seat. We're just going to get better and better until it's like, no question, huh? Yeah, he's a, he's a good friend of mine. Yeah. Him and his mom and my mom are friends, like. Oh, I love that.

I talk to him, like, he wants better for me, like, we just be kicking it, man. He just, like, tries to push me to be better. And I really don't see OGZ get features to, like, any other people, like, Latino was really, you know what I'm saying? For him, and give that to me, like, you know what I'm saying? He told me before we did it, like, you're about to go up, fool. After this goes out, he's all.

It's about to change your life. You're about to get motion. After I did that, I got like 200,000 more Spotify listeners. I'm at half a million right now. Crazy. Wow. More than the listeners. When it comes to, like, OjiZ, even, like, big hit, hit boy,

everybody kind of has the same thing to say, like, man, lefty is himself, and he reminds me of one of my homies. Do they tell you that? All the time. They're like, do you trip out there's other lefties out there? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I just like, you could take me out the hood, but you can't take the hood out of me, you know what I'm saying?

I'm always going to be, never forget where I came from. And that's the way I was raising. I'm not going to let nobody tame my style or change me or, you know, try to fix me. I'm just going to better myself and learn as I go, you know? I trip out of when I go to the store and I can't get out of there because so many pictures. I trip out when I'm just sitting in the car and they're pulling up on the side of the car,

like, hey, left the gunplayed, like on the free. way like and I'll be like man we gotta go but I take a picture with everybody like I don't get out the store no more I can't like it's like we're never gonna get out of there it's a trip everybody in L.A. knows me yeah oh that's let the gun play I use a trip it's cool but sometimes it gets over that's when they trip out on there like man what the hell was that yeah smoking cigarette outside like my head down now like back then I used to like yeah back then I used to like yeah I'm see now it's like oh you know what I'm seeing I hide my face and they still know me I was gonna say how would you even be able to disguise yourself because your face is I guess to tell

I'll put a mass one really I put your additional on me because I never took my chains but yesterday we went a Papa John's and they gave us like two three large pieces because uh lefty gunplay yeah I get free clothes all the time sometimes I'll be on offer up just thinking at jerseys you know yeah and then um when they're like oh we don't want to are you sure it's good because I want to buy 10 jersey 20 of them. Like, it's not a setup. I'm like, I'm lefty gunplay. Google me.

You're not. I have questions. Let me. Let me ask a question. Why are you on opera? Because last minute, everything's closed. Okay. And I want a jersey, so all the stores are closed.

But you want 10 jerse as you said. I'm a last minute guy. What if I'm going to buy one? I'm going to buy 10 or like. Of the same one? The same one. A different one. Different numbers.

Yeah, load up. And then anyways, this guy comes. He comes yesterday or two days ago and he's like, he comes and he gives me all the jerseys for free. Wow. I'm like, what the hell? He gave me a gang of brand new jerseys. Like, good looking out, all in the bags, like with the tags. Like, I was on offer up all morning today.

What do you buy on offer up, bro? What do you buy? I look at jerseys. I look at chains, pennants. Cars, you know, beavers, G-waggown, Infinities. I bought my main back off off-off. What a hundred thousand cash? Do you go on?

Yeah, you can low-ball? Yeah. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. How did you find a Mayback on Offer? You find anything on Offer? What? No.

I just know that I told him I wanted and they said, how you going to buy? I said, man, I got cash. 100,000 and Solis, so don't go stupid without taking nobody with you. So Solis and one of my homies went and they made sure it was legit and it was a Mayback and I gave him a hundred thousand cash. Oh, like 50 cents. Wow. That's crazy.

The blue duffel bag, 100,000 cash. You trip me out so bad. Hey, I want to talk about the Dodgers. Yeah, shout of offer. You need an offer-up deal. Yeah, you need an ambassador ship. Offer up king. Yeah, I want to offer a deal.

I want a Plan B deal. I want to. Yeah, that would be cool, too. Yeah, Plan B. Sponsored by Lefty. What would the Instagram Real B of you promoting Plan B? I'll be like, I'll believe in safe. But if for some reason it doesn't happen, there's always a Plan B.

I'm lefty gunplay. I'm sold. I'm sold. Give me 10 of them right now. Use my code. Lefty Gunplay. My code. Do you buy Plan B on Offer?

I don't buy plant B on Upwear, but I looked up Rhinos on the floor before when I ran out. And I'm sponsored by Rino. You're sponsored by Rino? You're sponsored by Rino? Yeah, I used to pop like 10, 20 a day. Like, just because I just had them and they're like gummies. They taste like candy, so I'll just be eating them all day.

But they have an effect. Yeah, they do got an effect. A good effect. That's the whole point, right? You got to go to the liquor store and say, which one's the best one? Because the guy behind the counter knows. Why do you have that in your pocket? What is that?

Max-size? I'm about to take it one, you know. I'm not crazy. Man, it's crazy. Let me get your shit, man. Split it. Split it. I know what lefty-gun play right now.

I don't know. I never seen that one probably came from another country, huh? Probably that good one. The 7-11 ones, bro. It's probably pure, no-cut, huh? Hey, yo. Lefty.

Let me get there, man. Take it. It's yours. It's yours. It's your. It's your. It's a present.

He's really intrigued. I really am going to treat this. Don't mind if I do it, huh? Well, Greg has another gift for you. We got another gift for you. We got a fucking for you too as well. Ooh. I just learned what that was.

No, this is not the good one. This is what I thought it was the real one. I use this two of my. I use this later. This is different. What is it? What is it? You don't want to know.

You don't want to know. Man, he has a free contact. He's a free hug. He's a big fan of her suit. He's a big fan of her suit. He's your influence. He's a spicy guy over that. Dude.

For Tuesday to Tuesday. Too good. Too good. Okay. Thanksgiving is coming up. What is lefty gumplate for, thankful for it this year? Brown bag. That's what we met.

We met you this year. Yes. And your next car. You're thankful for the next car that you're going to get. I'm thankful for my family, including O-TR, and them changing my life and my mom and everybody. And thankful just to be alive and healthy. Yeah. And just, you know, thankful for being the best rapper.

A. S.A. rapper in L.A. Let's go. Lefty Gunplay Power 106. Come on. Brownback. Yeah.