Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 341 Zuck Got Low | Brown Bag Mornings (11/14/24)

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

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Sparrow when it was six, LA's number one for hip-hop, Buenos dears. Good morning! Good morning! Okay, we in the middle of November for real, for all you guys. Yes. It's November 14th. Yeah. Sheesh.

I hope you have your Thanksgiving plans, your Christmas plans, all the plans. Greg, you were really spicy during our... I got called spicy by Lefty Gumblin. Yeah. Spice. Spicy guy. Spicy guy, man. Don't leave him alone with him.

Don't leave him alone with her. If you haven't checked out the interview, it's up on a fun. Power 106's YouTube page. Yeah. Split it. Yeah, split it. That's probably my favorite one. Yeah.

Yeah, that's like my favorite. And for people that don't know what he wanted to split with you, can you please explain? It was an enhancer for men. That's crazy. Yeah. Crazy. Split it. Split it.

And that's why Greg is spicy Greg now. Spicy guy. Spicy guy. Spicy guy. All right. I watched that video like 100 times. I watched it too. So funny.

Editing the audio, I was crying laughing in every time. What do you mean he was in here? Like, you're dead at anything. All right. Because I do Jose's job.

That's why. It's okay. We got to take care of each other here. We'll take care of each other. It's okay. Stealing something else, huh? Give him a day off. Another stolen idea.

Brought to you by Rose Cranzby. Yeah. You mean when we did Jose's job. Yeah. You all are big butts They are Big butts Have you guys seen Katie Perry in Mexico?

Yes Katie Perry is having like A time in Mexico Oh yeah It's like you know like the influencers Once they go to like Mexico And they're posting everything It's that but she is like

I saw her in a taco restaurant Yeah She's eating tacos Just eating with the Mexican Coke all of that She's going on TV Not understanding one word bro I love it But also like their Spanish is top

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the guy was like, okay, we'll go and we're going to say, and she's like, what are you? She's like, uh, do I stay?

Do I go? Whose idea was this? Yeah, she's like, um, more? Yeah, like, yes. They took her on a bus and they were telling her like how to get off the bus. Yeah, like a metro-ish bus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And like, when you want to get out, you say like, bah. Yeah, you're like, braha. And then she's like, I don't want to go down. Can I? Can I think they click them out? Yeah. You know those videos where it's like one day listening to Katie Perry three days and then you turn into that person? I've seen one with the Sopranos like one day watching the Sopranos.

And then like you just full on convert into that character. Yeah. Maybe she's going to, that's going to happen with her. One day being in Mexico. Yeah. Two days of being in Mexico. Yeah. What would be her name be Katrina?

Oh, Katrina. Katrina. Katerina. What? Kati. Kati. Kati. Oh, yeah.

Kati. Oh, yeah, Katty. Oh, yeah, Katty. But why is she there, Angie? She's promoting her tour that's coming next year. So, like, in May or so. And it's going to Mexico? Yeah, she's going to be doing a tour out in Mexico.

So how's she doing promo out there? Grasias para to all those. I mean, she's a California girl. She probably knows Spanish. Well, I mean, she's been having a hard to. time understanding anything. Like even she went on a Spanish show, right? And so they're like doing like a little homage for her, like performing for her about her

songs fireworks. Yeah. And you just see her like awkwardly clapping. She's like, yeah. You know what it is? She probably got hella listeners in Mexico for that album that no one listened to here. Oh yeah. And so they're like, hey, go over there.

Because I heard that album didn't do so great. And you know what's crazy? So she, it didn't do great like you said. And so she was saying that she's like, ha ha. It was actually like AI. so it's not like my real album. It's going to come out later. But she's doing a whole tour now, so I don't get it.

Oh, wow. Yeah. I was just playing, guys. It wasn't around. I was just testing my real fans. That's what she was saying. Well, Mexico is the real fans. Yeah, there you go.

At Mexico. All right. Bussing out of the bills, out of the box. Box talk. All right. I love these weekends. Yeah. Plenty of fights going down this weekend over there in Saudi Arabia.

Arabia. Golden Boy has a, and Riyadh season, it's going down over there. And then out here in the States, Netflix on Friday, you could stream live globally, starting at 8 p.m. Eastern Time, Tyson versus Paul. Wow. Mike Tyson versus Jay Paul. Yeah, this fight was delayed a little bit because of some health issues with Mike Tyson. Yeah. And he mentioned that, you know, I, when I took this fight, I was like, what did I do? But as soon as he started like training for it And like now it's fight week He's like now You know Mike Tyson likes to party

Yeah One thing did get really sad and touchy though As he was talking about his kids And it made me feel really like If I wasn't rooting for Mike Tyson already Which I am no matter how old he is It's this look My kids, to my children

I'm nobody And then that night They're gonna find out their father's very special Like oh That's tough It's awesome Because he probably had kids older, so it's like they just know, like, dad, and he's funny and he's cool. And he's, you know, he does content and stuff like that.

They don't see him as the legend that he is. And they also. Arrocious Iron Mike Tyson. But I think he's had fights. He's had bouts recently. Yeah. It's also that he's fighting Jake Paw and the children probably. Oh, yeah.

Jake Palmer. It's like, that puts him in their scope. Like, oh, my God, now you're a little bit cool. Oh, you beat up my favorite YouTuber, Dad. Oh, incredible. Wow, you're my hero, man. You want me to choose another one? Yeah.

On the other end, Jake Paul is super confident, although it has been so far throughout this whole time leading up to the fight, even calling out Canelo afterwards. Like as soon as I finish with Mike, he did. I'm going to go after Canelo if Canelo is not a P word in Spanish. That's been his dream fight with Canelo. That's what he's like, his goal he's working towards. And it's like, I think he's still a canyon away. Yeah. Very much so.

I would like for it to happen, though. It can eventually. happen but if canelo's not fighting benavides is jake paul like yeah you think he's gonna just yeah no bro there's a line of people everyone wants to fight the best yeah there's a line of people that want to fight canelo get in line brother i think i think i think it'd be more just um because canela loves the sport so much and i know that he like it from what he says he feels jake paul kind makes it like a mockery of the court so i mean i would i would think like he'd do it in the sense of less of like I'm trying to make this like a real fight more of like I'm going to teach you to

respect like what we do as like boxer but even if you step in the ring with somebody there's going to be respect earned by the end yeah yeah I'm saying I don't even think he'll give him that shot yeah I don't think he needs to canello doesn't need to fight Jake Paul no for sure no there's other people again there's in line it's like the meat market the carnes up and take it down this next brother please but if Jake Paul wins his fight Do you think his Canelo's not going to be like, oh, right, then? No. No.

No. He's like so a canyon away. 50s something. That's like, again, going back to Benameda's in the professional sport of boxing, which, by the way, this is like an official boxing match, the Tyson and Paul. Yeah. But there are people that are beating other people in order to get in line to fight Canelo. Yeah. You can't just skip the line, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. That Paul privilege? No, brother. Start working here. You know, like, get there. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

But he may seem a little frazzled. He doesn't like Jake Paul doesn't like that people are not rooting for him so much so that even the other people fighting and I've never seen this. They're doing a press conference. They have other boxers on the undercards. They don't even believe in him and caught on to Jake Paul. So he started betting each one of them. Check this out. I'm shaking hands.

You said Mike, how much you want to bet? He said he's good. That's what I thought. How much? As much as you're willing to lose, brother. More than one million. I'll give you. Deal.

Deal. How much you want to bet? What you want to lose? Bro, the time I spent taking the shit is how much you make in your whole life, buddy. How much you want to lose? A million dollars, deal. We got one million here, one million here. Okay.

Come on. Put your money where your mouth is. How much money? Exactly. 20 bucks right here. That's what I thought. Do you want to bet your purse? Yeah, let's bet the purse.

His whole purse for the fight. That's cool. He's being like a money. It's cool, but you can tell he's frazzled. Oh, yeah. You don't believe in me? We'll bet on it. Yeah.

He's like leaning on his money. And it's like obviously you're like, there used to be a game like that where you'd play like your pockets. And then you had to take out whoever had the most in their pocket. Big bank, take little bank. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's play it.

Sure. Pockets. I'm down. Let's do it. What do you have to do? I have to. Who wins? The one that has the most?

You have the most in their pocket. Pocket. Not purse. I win. I don't think you're my purse. I don't have pockets. have hopes and dreams. Aw.

Yeah, you do, brother. You lose. Yeah, you do. Winner in the room. Just like a Paul brother. We have shout-outs. Yes, we do. Clemente wants a shout-out.

He listens every single morning. Clemente. Yes. That's y'all. Liz wants to shout out to her son, Adrian, and daughter Alia. They listen every single day on the way to school. Mom loves you. And then birthdays.

Wendy wants to shout out her daughter, Cassandra, for her 17th birthday. Come on, Cassie. She said you. If you can you please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please play a bad money song, please, please please, please please please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, of course you want a bad funny song, you know, like I do that at the club all the time. Yeah, I think it's actually great that they request the songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, please don't sing it. All right, and then Jonathan wants to shout out to his big brother, Leo, it was his birthday as well.

Leo? And then Steffie, that's what I'm going to say his name is, yes, Steffy. Steffi wants to shout out her daughter, Amani, she just had a B-Day and they listened all the way from Dallas. Come on. Happy belated Imani. I hope you're having a great time.

Those are our birthdays. You guys got shout-outs? Leo. Hi, birthday, Leo. Oh. Hi, birthday, Leo. What? What's the word?

Word on roast crants. Roast crants. Word on roast crans. The word is, is anyone in here a Zucker for love? No? Anybody? Well, if you are, you would love this new band named Z-Pain, all right?

Z-Pain. Z-Pain. Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of Facebook, and T-Pain have joined forces to become Z-Pain, and this all happened because Mark wanted to surprise his wife and be a simp. Wait, a simp? A simp? Wait, wait, wait. This is where that Rose Crens.

I know, I know, but I'm just saying like he wanted to be a sim. He wanted to be a sim. No, no, just like just a simp. Simp. or Pimp WIPROSCats Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, do you guys

confuse your excitement? Do you guys see what happened? Mark Zuckerberg Hey, hey, chill! Has decided to make a collaborative song with T-Pen to celebrate his 21st anniversary.

His wife? Yeah, his wife, Priscilla. So when he first met out of college party, what's going on? Oh, I remember this on Simper Pimp, he made her a statue. A statue. Yes.

And they all. And then also on Sipper Pimp, he did a mini van slide. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the custom. That's important. So when they first met, they met listening to the song Get Low. Wow. That was her song?

He decided to contact T-Pain. Why in my brain do I already know how Mark was dancing to get love? He didn't get very low. He's like bouncing on really. Hey, I have audio. You don't. Ha-ha. I have the oxygen.

Hey, Vic, can't play that? Thank you. Yeah. Oh. That's really zoning you right now. All right, look, listen to Zuckerberg's solo right here. Girl is so fine. I don't come to this club about 1511 times.

Can I play with your d-line? Club owner said, I need to calm down. Security Guard is sweating me now. I got drunk and a mother-threaten me now. 369. Damn, you're fine. Wow. That's Mark Zuckerberg?

That's Mark Zucker. Yeah, he just Seems like an angel It was really tough for me to Even match the song Yeah Right Yeah

And this is This is T Payne's part Listen to this Go ahead In the club I'm easy worky And I like to see Them females twerkid

Taking their clothes I'm fucking naked ATL On these Respecting I pop Your Like this

Cause see Pain up in this Be Little John In the east side Boys with me We all like to see Yeah

Wow. And he actually surprises his wife by showing her the audio. Play it, Vic. Damn it. Oh, my God, it's so deep game. It's the most romantic thing I ever down there. It's so romantic. 21 years later, I can't get quite as low.

But it brings back a lot of fun memories. Wow. I love their love. Yeah. It's very cute. It's pretty pimp. It's not going to lie. They said that every year for their anniversary, they'll play the song.

Yes. Because that's the song they met to. And then now he recreated the song. Yeah. It's a song. I'm not going to lie. It sounds really good. Yeah.

Pim. Yeah. They even did a duet. A duet part of it. Wait, sorry. Wait. They did a duet? A duet, yeah.

Like she got out of the song too? No, no, not him and her. I'm saying like they have a part in the song, T. pain in Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, yeah. Play that big. Like, I don't play it right now. Oh.

Wiggle with it, yeah. Stop. Oh. Wiggle with it. Yeah. Stop. Oh. Wiggle with it.

Yeah. Stop. Oh. Wiggle with it. That's the gross part of it. Yeah. I don't want Mark. I don't want Mark Zuckerberg to talk about wiggling anything.

Oh. Wiggle wallet. Oh. I will say like she sounded happy, but I feel like she's got like better presents because she was like, wow, this is great. Like, good job, dude. You have nothing else to do. It's not a life-size statue. Yeah.

You see what happens when you're, like, simping so hard, you have to keep, like, topping yourself every single time. And I think he liked it. And I think he liked doing that. It's Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah. They both enjoyed it. I feel like he's just fighting things to have fun with.

And then, like, he's doing it towards his wife, like, for things for his wife. So it's like a win-win. Oh, yeah. It's kind of sense. He's not simping for someone that's going to break up with him in a month. Yeah. He's flexing on it.

But he's, like, making us all look bad a little bit. Do you do this is Simper Pindvic? I think this is a word on Rosecrime. If you're confused, so am I. Yeah. Same here. It's like a mesh right now. Maximo tried to steal my story.

It's a glove. You guys are meshing together? Yeah. They split it. Hey, split it. Inside joke, if you didn't watch their listen to the lefty interview, you won't get it. Yes. Lefty gunplay asked Greg C if he wanted to split a male enhancement.

Yes. Did you guys? The spicy guy over there, huh? That's you. Did you guys? I was kind of down. I know you were. You were really down.

You put it on your bio. I split it with lefties. Okay. I really like that he did this for his wife. I think that's so beautiful. But it's low-key. Have you guys seen those ads where you can send in your wife or your husband's name and then they'll make like a country song and they'll customize it to that person?

So this is like his own version of that. Or when someone buys you a star, you're never going to see the star, but the stars. names after you. But you start to the sky like, oh yeah, it's right there. It's like, there's your store. You bought a girl a star before her. No, my brother has one from his girlfriend. And it was like the weirdest thing ever.

Yeah, it's right there, bro. I'm like, there's like. Nah, Greg gave a girl a star from his ceiling. I like those stars. Please don't judge those stars. That's awesome stars. That's yours, girl. All right.

Speaking of love, Meek Mill no longer has any for love, a.k.a. Diddy. All right? Meek Mill was in New York. York and he ran into someone and he said this. No ditty gang, me, real life. Don't ever disrespect me here. He said no ditty gang.

I don't know. I was shocked because we've seen them get along before. Yeah. See them in the pool. A lot of artists are kind of like withholding their judgment at the moment or like not just kind of staying silent on the whole ditty anything. When things come up in interviews, people just say like I don't want to speak on that. Yeah.

Things are going on. Yeah. And meek Mill just vaugh. volunteered and said no diddy gang. Yeah. And obviously there's no context to it. I'm assuming it's because he is so closely, at least by the public tied to it, the narrative of the Diddy parties and all of that.

And so it's not like other people are being, like people withholding judgment, they're not being added into the actual narrative the way Mika is. So he has to say, hey, that's not me. He's trying to like separate himself. Because he's being put into that. Yeah. Yeah. The last few months, anytime there's a meek.

Mill mentioned. That's like the first thing people are saying to him, so he needs to defend himself. He's like separating himself. I don't know that man. Yeah. All right. Well, that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by local Southern California, Toyota dealers. I'm Rosecrans, Victor Brownback mornings. I'm Power 106. With the Simper Pimp.

Yeah. Simps. Yeah. It was Pim. It was Pim. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, yeah. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Es?

Don't you know I'm local? All right. We've spoken about this previously. It's the ban that's going to happen at L-A-U-S-D schools. Phones will be banned, and I believe they extended, like they pushed back the start date to February. It's going to start February 18th. Instead of the original, I believe it was January the 1st of January. A lot of the new laws take place once the new year happens.

The cell phone ban inside of schools, it seems a little scary. You know, I'm a parent. For sure. The boys don't have cell phones right now, but I know as you get older, you have an older daughter. She's 12. I always mess up her. Yeah, she's 12.

She does have a cell phone. How would you feel about it kind of being removed during school hours, Maximum? Well, first, I'm lucky that she don't go to L-E-S-D right now because I would be worried a little bit.

A lot of different districts, by the way. It's not even necessarily like the fact that I want her to be on her phone. Yeah. It's more of like if she needs to, you know, I know she's texting me before like, hey, can you send me money for lunch? And things like that.

hey, can I, you know, go out to school with a friend and just different things. Right. Like, maybe it's not as serious, but I do know. The communication, the line is open. Exactly. If there ever is anything serious, she could contact me. Yes. And I think that that is a, that's a fear in a lot of us parents because, you know, we

automatically go to the worst. What happens in the emergency? Yeah. Where can they call me all of that. So schools, they have actually set out the plan of what this means, right? It doesn't mean, hey, they're not going to be able to touch their phones. should they need it according to the district. Each individual school will decide how the phones are stored

or locked up during the day. Some, for example, have students place their phones inside of containers located in the classroom. Others will have them stored. You know, like, they have like this thing that has a bunch of pockets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In your classroom.

They meant like a locker. No. There's different ones. It's like a section. There are some that are locker versions. There's some that like you put into a number, little pouches. They even have that one.

where I've seen it in schools. They do it at comedy shows too. I've seen it for day. With the lock. With the like a magnet lock and all of that. The one thing that they're making sure is that they have access to it in each classroom. Let's say I'm in passing period. I'm going from home room to third to my other period.

Each classroom has it. So they have it with them. But during each classroom, they put it away versus locking it in their locker. And they're not being able to run to it and access. So it's accessible but also not. It's in the vicinity, in the classroom that they're in, but put away. And this is all meant to keep them from getting distracted.

I already see how the boys are when they have their phones. I can't even talk. I'm like, hey, bro, do you guys want? Putting on their shoes is impossible when they're on the phone. So it's meant for that. And keep it at school. I'm not paying attention to you, Ms. H. Exactly.

I'm over here on my phone. I don't know. I'm just thinking like it sounds good, but it just sounds like, a lot more tedious. It's obviously like we don't want kids to be distracted in class, but that's just like a reality. Like they're going to be distracted at home. It's all about,

to me it's all about self-discipline. It's like rather have that. Like, yeah, I have it in my pocket, but I'm not going to pull it out because I know I have to pay attention. Yeah, but we're not like that. People are,

we were distracted and we didn't have phones. I could only imagine the frustration that teachers feel. Yeah. That they have kids that have their phone there that are like under the table or maybe like outright with it. I know when we. do dinner, Jorge has to put everything on top of the fridge.

And I'm more the one like, hey, let them watch. They let us talk. If we let them watch, he's like, no, like, we got to put it away. At least for that moment, you got to show them. No, I get it. But that's why kids are going to start bringing dummy phones. Like, they're just going to, like, oh, this is my phone that I'm going to put in the cubby, and then I'm going to have

my phone in my pocket. Yeah. Like, it's not hard to get around there. Yeah, where are they going to get a dummy phone? Yeah. Two phones now? I just thought about it right now. Like, it's like, oh, this is my phone. Let me put it away. and it's like psych that's not even my phone that's why i'm saying all these kids need those like what is it called the firefly phones when it has two numbers on it and that's it no it's the oh like the kennerickle mark yeah yeah they only has two numbers on it and that's it oh i get it's yeah

for emergencies yeah kendrick probably should do something with the schools for that it's a phone that's only used yeah yeah it's what you mean the dumb phone that's what it's called oh it's only used to make calls yeah yeah it's not used for any social media it's not web for any games yeah that would make more sense because then people are going to be like wait what right they're going to start paging each other bring the beepers back bring the beepers back i see where it's necessary i do see where the fear arises like bro does when you say you're going to take my kid's phone away that makes me feel like wait what yeah for sure that's my communication to them but once i started reading more on what that means it kind of made me feel better as a parent like okay it's still in the same room should an

emergency happen they can get to it but during instruction like pay attention yeah no 100% respect like the teachers that are trying to do their job or be like little Vic and get seven phones yeah get a dummy phone for the dad be all rich and put the dummy phone in the pouch and then all he does is turn it off and put in his backpack he is the newest iPhone huh no he has like my iPhone 11 or something sure sure yeah no I can't make fun of him why because because max has a phone line and I lost his phone you lost this phone well he lost this phone he has a phone line and he's like bro you don't Why are you paying it for? Why do you pay for it? It's part of the plan, that one. Yeah, family plan. Free line, free line.

Simp or pimp. B-I-M-Sit, S-S-Sit, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Mark Suckerberg and T-Bang. Did you see that? B-Bing have decided to make a SOT. I'm kidding. So Vick told my segment earlier. Yeah, Vig did.

Yeah, that's okay. But I have a different story. Yeah. There's more sims to go right. Yes. So rapper, streamer, DDG. Oh. Also, people are calling him a Hally Bailey's X.

Oh, which had him a little triggered. Yeah. But obviously, they're not together anymore, but they share a child. And he was on his stream just talking about, they asked him if he would want more kids down the line. Yeah. And this is what he said. Do I want to have another kid? Yes.

If I'm having, I wouldn't say very, very soon, but maybe like in the next two, three years. One thing that I do not want to do is I have baby mamas or whatever I like to call it. That is definitely not nothing. So if I was to have another kid, it definitely would be with the same person. So he's telling the street that he would want to have babies with the same person. Essentially his ex, which they're not together. Yeah. So him just saying that is.

Yeah, he wants his old thing back. Yeah. He wants his old thing back. And I mean, even telling his stream, because he does pull a lot of people watching his stream. Yeah. But it's like almost like a call for like, take me back. Don't. Well, no, to me it kind of sounds like he wants his cake and eating it too.

Like, you know, because it's like they're broken up. But he's like still like, well, if I want to have another kid, I want to have the same girl. You know what I'm saying? Right. And then also it's like he doesn't want to be labeled Hallie Bailey's baby daddy. But he literally wants to continue to be baby daddy even more. Like he wants to double down on it. But he doesn't want anybody to call him that.

Nah. Make it make sense. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Right. Well, it definitely is like he sees, probably sees how great of a mom. For sure. Yeah. How beautiful their child.

this. 100%. And like, hey, but he's probably done something that she's not allowing him back in their relationship. Yeah. But he's showing her like, hey, I want you. I'm here. I want your back baby.

Yeah. And they continue to ask him questions. And they ask them about like the relationship and has he moved on? Somebody said, have you moved on? Are you ready to date again? No. Um, I'm not dating. I haven't like

moved on whatever that mean Sounds so sad Somebody asked He asked He's put it in the X-on I know nobody asked They're asking the wrong question No he's asking the question

Yeah he is yeah for sure he is He pretended to be meeting them I always find it funny when like people on live Like get triggered or answer specific questions That they could just skip Yeah They could ignore it Like you do not have to answer those

He wanted to answer wanted to answer that. And he wanted to ask that one because I bet if he would have asked himself if he's been with any other girls since he's been with Hallie, he would have been like, yeah. That's a lie detector test question. Since your breakup. Have you been with any other girl? Yeah, but it's dating specifically.

Dating, exactly. It's whatever he defines as dating. He worked in his mind. Exactly. He wants her back. He does. I mean, she's a prize. She's super talented.

Yeah. She's very beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. Great mom. So, I mean, he's clearly her. hurting? They're both young. They're both going Yeah, how old is she? They're both very

very young. Still 20. Like 23, 24? And you know what? You have to grow up fast, you have to parent and you're seeing, I guess no one else can relate but your other parent. For sure. Of the struggle that you're going through becoming this parent, this child, all of that, right? And when you're at

odds, it's probably one of the worst situations because there you lose your support system. Yeah, he's 27 and she's 24, so they still are really. Yeah, they're little. And also like dating in that realm that they're in, You know, him making music, being a streamer. She's a popular actress. Like, dating in that scene and also having, like, a scope on you is a difficult thing.

Remember the other day you guys asked, like, the funny guy or the hot guy, whatever? Yeah. He's the funny guy, right? Oh, yeah, romantic. He's the funny guy. Yeah. But do you see how annoyed she got of him? And you guys were saying, like, nah, nah.

This is one out of three million. But it's like, not everything's true. funny and he probably made everything funny. Like you could tell DDG is the quote unquote funny guy. You know, he's pranked her. He's on social a lot about her. And she's just like, I'm not laughing right now.

Let's take care of this kid. You know? What if he just wasn't funny enough? Oh my God. He didn't make you laugh enough. Yes, exactly. Exactly. You're all not. When you think you are. He had to restructure the tools. Yeah, he fell a little short. None of you all are Adam Sandler dog. Can be.

No. I could dress like him. I could I guess like him too. We all can. We all can. You know, like, I guess coming from, like, being the other parents, like, when you're, bro, this is not a joke. What were you to do about the diapers? Why you're putting him on your face? Like, this kid.

You know what I'm saying? He pulled up to the, he pulled up to the stream with Kaysa and out with a baby in his purse. That's cool. It was swag. Not to her. Not to her. What are you doing my baby in the purse? That was not even, that's crazy.

No. But to him is probably funny. I'm just my friend. Look at me. Look at my place. You get it because it's a baby in a bag. Yeah. It's not funny, does.

Exactly. My point. Yeah, he wasn't funny enough. Oh my God. There it is, Vic. We figured it out. Let's help him out. But he is simp.

No, he's simping. He's simp enough for sure. Yeah. Let's give it to him. Psymp. Simps. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need a line. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for. The homie. Plinney needs our help. Penny. All right.

Penny sent us a DM and said, Brownbag, my name is Penny and I need some help. So my son is in 11th grade and he's been having issues at school leading to me having to consistently be at his school for parent conferences and talking to the counselor. It's been rough, but that's not why I need help. Well, at least I hope so. She said, the thing is I have my, I think my son's science teacher is using my bad a son as a reason to try to see me and get at me.

Wow. And I'm kind of into it. Wow. He's playing chess. Not checkers. Exactly. She said at first I found it weird that he kept reaching out, but he seemed helpful and like he cared.

It always seems that way. Then he invited me to coffee and has been more attentive to my son. I've yet to go out with him, but I'm stuck in between crossing the line. is I'm stuck in between Is he crossing the line And should I cross the line? I've been single for three years So since

For three years since So my Sorry it's all written wrong Okay Been single for three years Since I broke up with my BM And I think this is the first time Someone tried to get my attention

Wait It says B. I think she meant BD Like baby daddy Yeah And this is the first time Someone tried to get my attention I do feel worried if I did go for it for my son

Hold on, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I do feel if I did go for it for my son will get made fun of and the last thing I need is kids to trigger him more by saying stepdad or something like that. What should I do, Brownback? Calling the teacher's stepdad? I mean, she says she likes it though. She does, but she's also thinking about her son. No, she's not.

He's going to get trolled. Yeah, she needs to... She needs to get closer to the English teacher. She said my son being in trouble all the time is not my issue. Girl? Yeah. I think it is. Yeah.

I think that science teacher just wants you to pay attention to that kid. You're focusing on the wrong part. Yeah. It's like, oh, yeah, I don't know. The teachers giving my kid extra attention. Yeah, because he keeps getting conferences because of you. Yeah. With you.

I remember my mom used to tell me all the time, I'm going to go sit in your classrooms, and it would terrify me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Imagine I'm going to date your girl. teacher if you don't start doing good. I would completely turn around my act.

Or you'd be like, wow, I get an A. Easy class. Penny needs to link up with the English teacher, I'm be honest. Yeah, she does. Yeah, forget the science teacher. She's in the wrong department right now. Figure out your tenses, girl.

Okay, let's help Penny. I guess she wants to know should she cross the line with the teacher? Yeah, and put her son in like a weird situation, I guess. Should she ignore her son more and focus on something else? She should get the education. He's in 11th grade. He keeps getting called to the office, but you know, his science teacher. So hot.

So hot. So hot. He keeps calling me and telling me my son is bad. The counselor's annoying, but the science teacher. She's very like, I know my son is bad. Yeah, I keep telling me. I keep calling. I don't need a help line for that. Yeah, yeah.

She and Penny. Like, Mr. Science. Wow. Okay. Mike Simo, you've been the closest one that's, like, worked out of school. Yeah. Has anyone ever thought you were flirting and you weren't flirting? Um, I don't think so.

No, he was. But I will say this. He was every time. I will say this. No, in certain areas, right? Yeah. There is a time I worked, like, in, like, a richer area, like, West Hills. Okay.

And, like, some of the moms. over there were like very flirty and they dress up like super like they're going to the club to pick up their kids and I'd be like stupid and I kind of like trip out I'll be like yo this is crazy like it's three o'clock

it's 3 p.m. You dolled up like they would come dolled up in heels right to pick up their kids to pick up the kids and a lot of them were like stay at home moms they're like they don't have nothing else to do with play dress they want to look pretty and they were like very like nice

infratation and like, Hi, Mr. Medina. Can we play? Hi, Mr. Medina. Let's play House by the Dog Pound. Let's play. Come on.

That's a great song. It is. Yeah. Okay. But would you go for the teacher? If your kid is there and it's great. Yeah, I would go for a science teacher for sure. Would you go for the science teacher?

It's a terrible idea. Oh, because Anil is a science teacher. She is. Oh, okay. Ah. Wow. Oh, she's really smart. Okay.

Would you do it? Would you do it? Should we advise? Should we advise Penny to go for it? I think it's a really bad idea. Yeah, I think don't do it. But I think telling her is a bad idea is going to be like, this is a good idea.

She seems very backwards in her thinking. Her priorities are a wrong idea. I don't know. She's going to learn what photosynthesis is. What's photosynthesis? She has that vitamin D. Mitosis. Split it.

Now you have to say what you have to say. No, that's what mitosis is. You split. You split a cell or something like that. Okay, I'd come back. Lefty Gunplay wanted to split a male enhancement with Grexie. It's actually a cell duplication. Should Penny get with the science teacher of her 11th grade child?

Okay. She wants to go to detention with her son's science teacher. Penny's son has been having issues at school, but that's not why she needs help at all. She thinks her son's science teacher Is her words Yeah, I know, I know Is hitting on her And it's kind of hot

According to her Yeah Hot. So she's wondering She's having feelings Yeah Yeah, global warming Exactly

Stuff is pulsing Exactly She wants him to Give her a zygote What? It's a fertilized egg Why do you know so much About science?

Actually please explain Because nerds No, explain it I like what you do your answer Go tell him It's a fertilized egg? No, no, why do you know all this stuff? Because I would make fun of the nerds.

Yeah. So I learned it to ironically. He became a nerd. It's a clown nerds. Exactly. That's so good. One thing about, one thing about Vic, like if he's your op, like if you're his up, he's going to find out every single thing about you.

Like he's calculated like that. You know how they said like Kobe would study other players. For sure. Yeah. Even learn languages. She is to that is this full. He learned the language of nerd so that he could clown the nerds.

Which, by the way, I don't know that I like it, you bully. Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm the bully. Yeah. If you're so smart, do you know this? Yeah. I just like vocabulary, that's all. I'm your karma. I know what you're trying to say there.

Back to Benny. Dude, why can you make eye contact with me? I can. It's just so funny to me now. Looking like an overweight P.E. teacher. Oh. Oh. B.

Go on the lap. Do you guys remember that? Wow, you do. The overweight P teachers that had like had bandages on their knees. Yeah, the one that said they almost made a professional.

Yeah. Like this guy be teaching us? Back in my day, I ran 300 yards. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go to the science teacher. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you anything about science? Not like that. I hated science. I was always bad at science. My favorite was chemistry

because chemistry is like, oh, I hate it. Like math. Yeah. The periodic table? I like math. Oh, that's math? The periodic table?

Technically, yeah. Yeah. No, that's not why I thought it was like math. But you learn, but you... No, like the protons and neutrons and severating them and all of that. That is like math. Yeah, yeah, the periodic table is not mad. Yeah, it's cool.

It's letters. I never made it. I never made it past Earth science. Oh. Yeah. That was ninth grade. That was, yeah, that was freshman year. Have you heard the one about about...

Have you heard the one about potassium? No. Okay. Bananas? Bananas? Shut up. You literally missed the point. This is him in class.

Yeah. I said the answer over you talking. Hey, Vic, have you heard the one about potassium? No, I haven't. Okay. Oh. Yeah. Oh, I get it.

What? The periodic table. It's the K is potassium. Yes, it is. So there's no bananas. Let's help Penny Penny's wondering if she should cross the line with the science teacher She's been single for like three years

And she's wondering if she should do that Or that's gonna make the kids at school call the science teacher His her kid's stepdad Yeah Yeah that was for sure happened Yeah but like only if you tell Like keep it quiet too penny Don't be all like hey I'm dating your science teacher

Yeah Hey there's your step dad All the other students find out How would they know Is he picked Facebook Not that hard I mean sometimes it's a small town Oh what if the teacher says like

You can keep it quiet like that one counselor lady And that one parent Then we told on them on the air And now she's in trouble Now there's also the She said that she's being extra He's being extra nice to her son So he's probably like

Hey man how you doing Like just like being a little And everyone will be like Oh if the son needs it Or if the son's True The son's acting up in classes and be like, don't make me call your mother. Like, he's going to say nobody's going to call her by the name.

Don't make me call Penny. And everybody's going to be like, oh. Name the types of rocks. Dwayne. Crack. That's a one. That's a good one. Roll.

A sedentary rock. Igneas. The Grand Canyon. Nying types of clouds. Vap All right Settimentary Is another rock?

Yeah That's what it said Wow All right Let's go to July Nerd This is your girl's NERN

You should know more He should know more He probably tunes her out When she's talking about it All you hear is Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah La blah blah It's like a

What is that Say something nice about her bro Be very nice Yeah Miss H You're incredible July in Long Beach Let's go to July

July Julie Bring him in here Hold on here Hold on Hold on Oberto No bring that fool in here

I'm tired of this Oberto get in here Over here now He's scared Bro I'm so mad I'm over it I'm over it How did you misspell

Julie To July That's my bad How do you spell it? Like July Like July? How do you hear the name Julie and spell July God?

I guess I get it No You don't If you No I get like His brain How is working But like I would not spell like that

Wait Julie With Y with the E Yeah It makes no sense We got a battle I have a Greg versus Umberto battle

Oh yes we should do that That's coming up Yes Really be Spelly me. Spelling me. Whittier versus what? Yes.

The W. Winner gets a dub. Two Ws are going to make an L. I'm just going to give you names and have you pronounce them. That's how low the bar is right now. Julie. Julie. All right, Julie.

By the way, Julie. Julie, do you spell your name? J-U-L-Y? Is that how you spell your name? No, it's J-U-L-I-E. Yeah, like Julie. July. July.

Yeah. Sorry. I apologize. Julie. I think he's thinking of Julyer. That's what I'm working for July on my birthday cake. You what? I said, it's okay.

Recently I worked. They put July on my birthday cake. No way. That was our guy's past job. He has a second job. We got Umberto from the bakery, my bad. That was my brother. All right.

Julie. I think the mom, Persia, just talk to her son, you know, on the side. Like, just them too. and, you know, talk about what she has going on with her teacher and what she really thinks, you know, is happening. But I remember a while back that there was a caller, there was a dad who called in that he was already dating his daughter's school. Yeah, yeah. The counselor, I think she's in trouble now. Yeah, the counselor, he had said, well, the dad had said, I guess they have to be, you know, five years.

Yeah. After five years, they couldn't be exclusive. So I feel like she should just talk to her son, you know, secretly, you know, and then make sure that he doesn't go blabbering off with his friends trying to show off. And, you know, make sure that the teacher knows that. A little, baby. He's not my dad! See, but yeah, like, she runs the risk of, like, the whole school finding out.

And, like, what if they, like, start calling his mom. mean names like a plutonium and say. They should go out to go out of the space. I don't even know what that means. What does that even mean? He's trying to say like another word that starts with the P word.

It's Spanish, right? Yeah. But that was smart because you mesh the words. Julie, what's your baby's name? Judith. Judith. Oh, my God. Are you talking about my family?

Hi, Judith. Oh. Oh, the baby talks. Judith, where are you going? Hi, Judith. And she's your name. It's like she chose Oh, that's so cool, Judith.

I'm about a chopper off at school, you guys. Judith, Judith, before you go to school, do you know where you're going to go this, not this weekend, but soon? Do you know where? Say where, Judy. Just how to see.

To Disneyland. Mom's going to buy you four tickets. Yay! We're getting, hold on, hold on. No, hang up, don't hang up. Don't hang up. I just like, wait, what? Why?

You thought? All right. Let's go to Francisco. Francisco. Francisco. That's fun to say. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Hi, Francisco.

Our girl, Penny, hit us up. There is a guy, there's a science teacher at her bad-ass kid's son's school. And the son is really bad. He's getting in trouble, but that's not her problem. Her problem is how fine this science teacher is. Science teacher is so fine. She wants to cross the line. Yeah.

And she just wants our blessing. She wants to study his anatomy. Yeah. Yeah. What would you say? Well, like she said, like, she's been, like, single for, like, a couple years. So, I feel like she should go for it, you know? Like, it's been a long time already, you know?

Yeah, like, yeah. Yeah. He's a desert down there. Like three years by yourself, like, who does that? And then, like, it's about time she gives them some acetine, right? Yeah. Yeah. Tired of all these science references.

Me too. Close your laptops now. He has the periodic table. Close it. Close it. All right. Go off memory, nerd. You know.

What's up, bro? Sorry. You know, I feel like, I feel like for the kids, it could be good too, you know, because now she's going to have like an extra scope at school, you know, so he could be better. Yeah. But like the other girl said, July, I mean. Julie. Julie. Yeah, she needs those precipitation.

Closy laptop. Yeah, they need to keep it on the low key, you know, like not like we advertising and everywhere. Yeah, why you be advertising? Are you single? Yes. I thought you were. It's a lay, nobody can't sing on that way. Oh, wow.

Okay, Francisco, the party time over there. Pasadena. Yeah. Okay. Has anyone ever, like, I don't know, has your parents, I guess it's less of a problem for the parent, like, for her talking to the science teacher? Because it's dating, because it's that. Yeah.

But for the kid. Yeah. I think that's what she's worried. more of the issue. Yeah. Have you, eight kids, call me right now,

even though your mom doesn't let you. Has either of your parent ever dated one of your teachers? How do you feel about that? I want your feelings, okay? Okay? Yeah. Hey, hey,

you guys don't have any more science references. It's okay. I still remember things. Like what? Boron. You're boron right now. Oh, you're being such a carbon.

We got Alex from Paramount. Alex. What's up, Alex? Alex. Go, Alex. I don't even know how to say these things. Buenos Aires. How are you, Alex?

I'm doing good. I'm on the way to work right now. How are you doing? I'm good. I'm not way right now. The guys are being funny. Talk to us. What would you tell Penny?

Honestly, I think she would get her son together before she, you know. I mean, I understand her. I've been single for three years, but. Comber to a jubeta and control some moccoso. Oh. Controles some mocoso? No, no. Oh.

Something about a tucoso. toy. Say it one more time? One more time, one more time. Comprate a Jougette and control his moccos. Oh! That's right. I was like, yeah. That's true. Form your own precipitation.

That's right. Condensation. Exactly. You know what I mean? Do your own condensation. That's a good one. Alex. That's a good one. Alex, are you our homie from New York? That was from New York?

You know it? You know it? Let's go. Dodgers! Come on, Alex. What happened, bro? What happened in the 15th night, bro? No, I said.

The name is y'all, that's. Shout out. Okay, yeah. Figure it out on your own. Like, don't do that to your son. I was assuming, too, Alex, just like, we got to think about the kid. He's in 11th grade.

It's prime teen era. You want to be worried about the stuff you're doing. You don't want to be worried about your teacher and your mom. Yeah. He's already a bad kid. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.

I personally think she's worried about her care. I mean, he's about to be grown in the world, then you over here. Like, you know, it's a fine time. Like, he got to learn lessons right now. And if he's not learning, you know, he's going to be messed up in the world later. That's true. There's just so many things can go wrong. Like what?

Thank you, Alex. The kids can say, like, oh, your mom's getting rode on, you know, and stuff like that. Yeah. No, because they're not looking at the periodic table like you are at L. Your mom's getting the titanium. Oh, I was getting you know the period. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my brother. Close the laptop. You know what? They're ruining science for you. Yeah. They're splitting brain cells right now.

My doses. Splittin. Hey, girl, don't do it. It's funny that I'm a boy mom and some concerns that boy moms have, girl moms don't have as much. I think. One of them is the peer around the toilet. Around it or on the floor?

Around it, yeah, around it on the floor. I don't know why you guys miss so much since you guys are. It kind of just drips down. Sometimes it has a mind of it, don't. You don't make it so. But like literally, especially in the mornings? I'm like, how did it get there? Because then there puddles and all like, what is happening?

In the morning, the accuracy is pretty low. Yeah, that's true. You guys still need a second to. You guys still do that. Okay, have you ever gone to... Because I'm looking up cleaners, and I'm going to tell you, like, while the music's playing, I'm looking up different cleaners for, like, they have specific ones for your rent. Have you ever been to, like, an arcade place, right? And then there's that game that has the water gun with the ducks.

Yeah. You should the ducks in? Yeah. In the beginning, are you aiming perfectly? No. No, I'm not. What do you have to do? But if I played that game every day of my life, I probably would.

No, because you guys go every single day of your life. You reset every day. every day. No. It's a new game every day. Say this. There's a water hose, right? And they have like the attachment at the end where like the water doesn't come out.

But then when you squirt it out, you're like, whoa. You don't even expect that. That's what it's like. All right. I just have a lot to do. My dad's in Mexico right now. He helps a lot in there. And so I'm like, okay, I have to get this new spray that helps with that area.

Right? The one that I get that specific for urine, to me, I can still smell things, right? So I'm like, no, I have to figure out. So I'm looking at mom hacks on moms out there. Come on. Come on. Oh, no, I'm just saying when you first get on a basketball court, first shot you take, it's not the best shot.

Yep, it's a warm up. After that, they get better. Okay, but that's different because with basketball, you're aiming up with being. It's all about aiming. It's all about aiming. Well, sometimes in the morning, it's up, so you're aiming up. Oh, my gosh.

Are you used to the toilet seat being up already? Yeah, well, yeah, we, we. We have different restrooms. Oh, okay. But yeah, for the most part... They're used to it? Yeah. No, they'll put it down.

They're very nice. Oh. I have a little gentleman. That's nice of them. But I think almost that they go without lifting it. That bad? They're five and six. Yeah, for sure.

Oh, they got time to learn and grow. What's your guy's problem then? We still have time to learn and grow. Yeah. It's all holding your 30. All right. It's time to give away some tickets to the sold-out Fuerza Rejida show that's It's going down at the Intuit Dome.

But no ten amore. Don't follow them. It's a really good show. I will tell you right now there's a part, hey ladies, if you're going to take your man, there's a part where they go into this DJ set and it's like the Fresitas song and all of that. He brings Bucconas on stage.

Just go get a drink. Have him go get a drink. No, no, go with him. No, what? Leave him. Go get him a drink. No. Yeah.

Your king. Go give me a drink. Go get your king a drink. Yes. Because I get, like, there's a drink. thing like, dang, like, I was saying, know what he's like, you're almost setting me up for a fight. He's like, because I know the type of girls that go

to the show, a beautiful, incredible, amazing women, right? But also, I don't want him looking at beautiful, amazing, incredible woman. I don't want him to look at me. Wait. So he's like, yeah, you're setting me up for a trap. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so during that part, it's funny because Jose was sitting next to us. He had the best conversation with Jose. He's just staring straight at Jose like, oh, so you know, video. Real's like While the trolls are dancing He was like

Look at this Bouchon Yeah And Jose's over here Trying to record it Huh Jose's trying to over here Like watch the show Yeah

Jose's looking straight Jorge's looking at Jose But if you guys Just so you know ladies Just be aware It's gonna be a moment in time Don't get mad at him Just prepare for it

Okay Have that be Once you see JOP going off to the side And setting up on the DJ set Boom that's your time Yeah Go get him a drink

No no no no Go to the restroom with him. You're going to miss Fresita, but. Bella, throw on the shades. You know what to do. Yeah. Yeah. There you, cold black.

Angie does a really good JOP impression. Uh-huh. So we are looking for the best. Uh-huh. Hey, good morning. Wake the fuck the fools. Hey, what's up? It's Jesus from Fuerza Regida.

It's brown bag morning, power 106. Locked in. Oh, no. Who Pia. What's about it. I try. And you do it? Uh-huh.

Okay. Greg? Uh-huh. Okay. Spicy guy? Yeah. If you were here yesterday, you know. Lefty gunplay.

Call him. Greg is very spicy. It's very spicy. Spicy guys. Spicy guys. Spicy guys. I think that's on my bucket list. Check it off.

What? Take a rhino with lefty. Oh. And be called spicy guy? Uh-huh Okay, we are looking for the best So that you can go watch For Saturday

Yeah It's gonna be a lot Oh, this is going crazy I'm gonna fill it out Into it, though This Saturday is sold out, baby But we have your tickets right now Caller Ted

We're looking for the best Out there We don't got it in here Except for Angie Yeah Good All the Borghury

Fumando pura Mortita Cheri Super Dorada Cacha de sanjada We have Those tickets Yeah Hit us up

We're looking for the best Uh huh Out there Okay On the line right now We have Contestine No Okay

Sergio from Whittier Sergio. Sergio. Hey, good morning, brought back. What's up, Sergio? You're trying to go see Fuerta regida? Yes, man.

All right, Serge, give us your best JOP impression of that noise that JLP makes. Can I get a sample with the JOP first? Okay, it's just

Andrew. It's the closest we got. What are you doing over here? It's his grito. It's the, uh-huh. Okay, all right, all right, lock it in, lock it in.

I thought you fainted. We got it too. Okay, hold on. Write down, write down the number. number that you're going to because you're going to run through these and then you guys are going to forget. All right.

That's surge one. Search. I have a range. Search. All right. Yep. You feel free to follow along too on while you're listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. All right. Search. From one to ten. Oh, okay. All right. Don't tell me now. Okay.

Okay. Number two, Jorge from Southgate. What's up, Jolla. Yo, yo, yo. Arriba, yo, my ma'amay. Brownberry. Hey, Jorge, give us your best JOPi Grito impression. And a

Salo for all all the gorgitas I love you That's Yeah Nancy

Nancy in Nancy in Ontario What's up Nancy Hi what's up What's up? What's up baby girl You're trying to see

Fuerza Rejida in concert Yes I am All right, Mamasita, Linda. Give us your best J-O-P impression for his g-gito. Okay. Oh, man. Whoa. Nancy?

Nancy? Calmeda, Nancy. Calmeda. Okay. Let's go to Chuck from Carson. Chuck. Chuck. What's up, what up?

What's up? Chuck. Chuck, you're trying to see Fuerrejita this Saturday? Oh, you know it. Okay. It's a sold-out show. But your way in is to beat all these people doing the uh-huh. I can't do it.

The uh-huh. All right. Your turn, Chuck. All right, let's do it. Go. All right, ready? Yeah. Uh-huh.

Okay. Okay. All right. All right. We got Viviana. Viviana. What's up, Viviana? Viviana.

Hello. Hi, my name is Viviana. Hi, Mama. Hi, Mama. I'm actually going to be my daughter, Alyssa. We're literally outside of her school, Garfield High School. She's late.

Let's go. Let's go. We like my students. Salute to being late. All right. Viviana's daughter, give us your best JOP impression. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Those were our contestants, you guys. Oh, that's tough. Wow.

Those were our contestants. Okay. Make some noise in this room for Sergio from Whittier. The first one. Okay. Second one. Jorge from Southgate. Make some noise.

Rude. Nancy from Ontario. Like the last. I like the extra she did. She did a lot. You guys have to clap really hard for one of these. Yeah, I already clap. I already clap really hard.

Chuck from Carson. And Viviana's daughter from Miss LA. Go to school. Okay. All right. Who is it between you? I feel like we clapped the same for all of it. I don't know.

Between Sergio and Chuck. Chuck was pretty good. Yeah. I thought that was J. P. on the phone. Yeah. I think Sergio, Chuck, and Viviana, just because she's late.

Okay. She's probably the biggest. To me, it was Sergio. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I think Viviana might be. We have to do this by talent, you guys. Oh.

So who is it? To me, it was Sergio. Yeah. That was my highest. Yeah. I'll say Chuck. Let's tiebreaker. Searchie.

Tiebreaker. Sergio, you have officially made it to the tiebreaker round. How do you feel? My little Fuerrejillo? Hey, I'm really good about it right now. All right. we're practicing? Yeah, I've been practicing.

Okay, okay. We'll do it again? Yeah, I need to hear like one more time, but like better. Yeah, like we're hard. Like, like, but just like better. Yeah. All right. Here we go.

That's what y'all chose. That's, y'all clapped for that one. He said it like, get, oh. All right. All right. Chuck. Chuck. Chuck.

Chuck. Chuck. Chuck. Chuck. Chuck. Chuck. Chuck. Chuck.

Chuck. I'm here. I'm here. Oh, everybody's going to. He eliminated himself. All right. Almost.

Nah, I'm here. Chuck, talk to us. Give us. Are you ready? Like, like, just so much better. Let's do it. Okay. See?

That's authentic. It's not the same, though. It's very original. I think he was choking a little bit. All right. Sergio, one more time. Sergio, go. Three, two, one.

Go. Okay. All right. All right. Chuck, three, two, one. go, Chuck. Okay, wow. All right, so who we go with?

Sergio sounds like when I stub my toe. All right. Make some noise. Make some noise for Sergio. That's number one. Oh. Make some noise for Chuck. Yeah.

Chuck to come door. Hey, Chuck, you're going to go see Force at Aheelah. Congratulations. Let's hear you do it. Let's hear you do it. Go. All right. That sounds authentic.

Yeah, right? It's good. It's like I'm listening to him. You want to split it with him? No, no. I did like how Sergio, Sergio, hey Sergio. Sergio. Yes.

Do that one that you did that was like crazy long. Like, go ahead. Do it again one more time. Oh, hi. Oh, the line, brother. You're a good time. You're a good time. You're a good time.

All right. That was his own. That was his own. I like it. I like it. It makes me want to listen to Fersa. He would hear. He would hear.

It's part what I'm a. That is at their sold-out show at the Intuit Dome this Saturday. We just get away. I can't wait. I can't wait. And shout out JOP, man. He's a friend of Paran 106, a friend of Brownback. When he came through, it was really cool to feel.

Like, this is like the homie. Yeah. Sometimes you think of artists, I guess you're so detached from them or you may put in your mind like what you think they're like, their personality, especially with the music that they make. Right. But he's the most down-to-earth type of guy. Really cool, really funny. I like that guy.

Shout out that guy. He's like that Primo that lives far. For sure. For sure. For sure. It's cool. Yeah. Yeah.

He's like, ah, yeah, we should live closer. Yeah. It's cool, though. But he makes a drive worth it. Yeah. And then he always has something to do. When you're over his house, I'm sorry, I got to go. Yeah.

You're like, we're kicking it. I got stuff to do. You're like my favorite cousin. I got to go. I got to go. Exactly. Yeah. All right.

All right. We have more tickets that we're going to give away tomorrow, too. Okay. to the sold-out show to see Forza da Gila at the Intuit Dome. I can't wait to see it. It's going to be a great time. Plus, at that venue, it's going to be fine. I've been waiting for this.

I know a lot of other people in this room when they were, like, when they were like other concerts and stuff. And I've been waiting for this specific date. I'm like, no, I'm going to the into it. Yes. No way. You're going to have a great time, bro. I'm going to tell you right now they put on a show. But like I said, if you take your girl during that specific time, you don't want to get in trouble.

It's okay. She does no Spanish. It's okay. Weird glasses on. But she has eyes. Yeah, she doesn't need to know Spanish to see what she's saying. I'm going to tell her she doesn't know what she's talking about. You got a timing.

He's just empowering women on Spanish. You got to buy her enough drinks, so when that song hits, she has to go to the restroom. No, no, no, no. And it's like the EDM-ish songs. That's when he brings up the... Yeah. There's someone's job at the Forcerer Hedo show. Oh, yeah.

To find the hot guy. To wrangle them up? Every show. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What you doing over there? Sambra Salah with Angie.

Okay. Angie. Do you guys know who Army Hammer is? Who? Army Hammer. He's an actor. Army? Yeah.

Oh, you go. Oh, okay, you do. You do. Yeah, he's been in movies and shows like mirror mirror. He helps your refrigerator stay fresh. I don't know that one. That's what I thought. Yeah, Armine Hammer.

That's literally what I thought. I was like, okay. Armine Hammer, I get it, I get it. Okay. Well, this will he's an actor. Army. Armand. Armand Douglas Hammer.

Hammer. That's a made-up name. No, he's from out here, fool. So he also cleans? Not to be confused with. Armine Hammer. Yeah. That has to be a made-up actor name.

No, that's his name. He went to UCLA. What has he been in, Angie? Whose last name is Hammer. Let's be in Army. Army, fool. He's been in Comey by your name, the men from Uncle, House of Hammer, Mirror, Mirror. Cars 3.

Yeah, he's more known than the ones you're saying, Angie. Okay. There you go. Okay, listen, listen. If you're not familiar with this movie, we are not. That's much. You're going to, okay,

you're going to remember him by the present he got that his mom gave him. So he has a podcast, right? And he brings out his mom to be part of the podcast. And then she's like, oh, oh, Army, tell him what, let's talk about what I got you for your birthday. Mind you, he just turned 38, right? And so she goes on and starts saying the story. And it gets really, really awkward, okay?

Listen. Let's talk about what I gave you for your birthday. year okay what did you get me so I call army and I go army what would you like for your birthday this year and he goes oh I don't know you know maybe money whatever and I was like I believe I'm gonna give you a vasectomy yep my mom got me a vasectomy that's what she got him fire that's actually pretty cool so I would appreciate that awkward no that's so gross because he didn't even suggest it if he was like hey I need I need money for this procedure I'm gonna get that is about $900 it's a good

gift. It's only $900? I know what I'm getting Jore for his birthday. Yeah, he doesn't need to ask. Like, bro, thank you. Yeah, that's different. Why is she getting involved in his martillo business? He has two kids.

That way he can enjoy more. Martillasos? Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was weird. It's okay if like if your wife, your girl gets it for you, that's different. No, I know. This is a great gift.

I'm sorry. This is an incredible gift. No. It's your mom. Just give me a thousand dollars and don't ask me what I'm doing with it. Bo, this is a great gift. Maximil, so if your mom tells you.

Pro choice that. Yeah. Yeah. How about that, Angie? We're so concerned with all of a sudden, huh, Angie? We're so concerned with policing women's bodies. Let's run it up on that. If my mom gave you a, I would.

You get a bit of a second to me. You get a good. I would say to me. You get a good. Please. So that you guys don't even get to the conversation of pro-choice or pro-life. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Just put it there. Yeah. That's such a-up. I'm with it. I love that as a gift. I don't like that. I thought it was awkward. Stay out of my business.

Oh, really? You don't like someone else talking about what to do with your body? Isn't that crazy? That's how women feel in America. That's your mom. She brought you to this earth. So what? My body, my choice.

Exactly. Exactly, sister. Yeah. Yes, thank you. And that's your mom's choice to give you that present. And then my mom gave me that. I'll say thank you. I don't want it

Just like I didn't want the socks Okay? And I didn't want Maxima when's your birthday birthday I will get you I'm a second Yeah January it's coming up

It's about you're $1,000 for a lot Yeah it's not bad Yeah Just give me the rack And let me do What I want with this No No

I am dead We are getting you Aestectomy No you've been wanting to Get to work now Or it's over Still using it You can still work

You get one half babies Yes Everything still works Functional Fully functional I love You really I am super serious.

Mom, you're listening, please? Or what if, like, for your birthday, Angie, we got your tubes tied, boom. Wow. Congratulations. See, would you want that? What? Yeah, I would. See?

It's a painful present. No, it's not. Well, I wouldn't know. It's a quick snip and tie. But you know what? Okay, so Army, he keeps going on, right? And he's saying that when he talked to the doctor that the doctor was trying to tell him, like, oh, are you sure, like trying to unconvince him, right?

But he's all like, you know that, like, if you. Well, you can reverse it. Yes, I was going to get to that. I was going to get to that. Hold on the prices. A vasectomy cost around $1,000 to get your tubes tied, zero to $6,000 or more, depending on. Please make it make sense.

It makes no sense. Guys, get those sex to me. Yes, that's what the... No, I was just saying, like, make it make sense. Why is it more expensive for me? Because you actually produce... This is a man's world. Yeah.

That's why Angelica. So then why don't you guys all get vasectomies? I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.

Bye. Actually, Vic. Not Vic. Maximo has been saying it's always been down. Yeah, I'm with it. I thought you had one already. No, he's been sane about it, but he can't. He's, uh, go funding me, uh, $900.

This is all about that. That's all pitch in. He implanted this story to Angie so he can get the, no, you know what's crazy? That his mom is like a really, really church lady, like very Christian. So he reminded me of you. Thank you. And so she, her way of saying it was like, you know what? I wanted to give you this just because, you know, I don't want any more babies out here.

Like, any more little hammers out here. Tams are tough. Global warming. is happening. That's what she was saying. She was supporting her son to go. Put the hammer away. That's crazy.

You can still hammer. Yeah, you can still hammer. You're just not going to have little hammers. Your hammer doesn't need a protection. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Well,

I think it still does. No, I think you still need always. Well, he's a one-woman man. Yeah. It's a one-woman man right there. Yeah. Maximal. You are.

You are high-five. Yeah. No, I'm serious. I'm just looking at my fellow. No, I know. Fellow. Fellow. Fellow.

Fellow. One woman man? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm. Here I am. Is that nothing wrong with this?

Everything's fine. It just burns a little. No, yours doesn't. I don't know. Angie, is there more? No, that's it. I just thought I really thought you guys were going to feel uncomfortable. Why?

No, I think you like it. I do. No, I agree with you, Angie. I'm totally down for one. Is there payments? Splitting plan? Splitting. I will personally pay.

I will personally fund both of your. Don't say that. I will. They will save it. Find a sponsor. I'm not lying. You're so nice. Find a group on, you two and Horhead all together.

Three for one? Yeah. Is it a balloons? No. Step, that's fine. I hear it's like, Hey, bro.

What are you saying? Can we use the same scissors? It's crazy. Okay. Great. Whatever. That guy has problems. End it now.

Spicy guy. That's it for some of Bratzi. Bratzi by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brambeck morning. I don't want to share scissors with this guy. It's cheaper. You're Cicino. Scrolling with the homies.

The homie, Gregory. Gregory. Letty. I have the next big superstar in Los Angeles. Next big superstar in Los Angeles. The biggest superstar. This guy's going to blow up. I already know he's going to be viral.

You might know him actually. Let me play the audio really quick. Just listen to what he. he has to say about himself. I never ever thought I'd be on the radio. It was never even a thought in my mind. When it came about, it was an opportunity that couldn't pass on.

Now I wake up very very blessed to speak to Los Angeles. It's a ground. You know, we wake up. All that, what is this? Wow. This is Maximo. You know, Los Angeles very own radio hosts. I am.

Talent. What else was on there? Creatives. Creators. Yeah, photographer. Representing Los Angeles. What? This is his shoe palace video?

This is commercial. Oh, yeah. He's like, first I wake up at 5.30 in the morning. I do. I can wake up earlier. My morning show. Go keep you. I'll play it.

Let's listen. I never ever thought I'd be on the radio. It was never even a thought in my mind. When it came about, it was an opportunity that I couldn't pass on. Now I wake up every day blessed to speak to Los Angeles. It's a ground. Who is this guy? He wake up early.

We're there at 5.30 a.m. Prepping the show to go live. And after this. show we prep for the next day. I'm a Edgar Medina. I go by the nickname Maximo. In the mornings, I'm a radio host, and after that, I am a full-on creator.

Wow. Radio host by day, Batman by night. That would be tight. If I play that word, you know that. I like how he says 5.30, and Ramona looks at him like, wait a second. Hey, look, at the time, you were in trouble,

so we had to be here at 5.30. I like how you said, like, oh, I come, and I prep the show? I didn't say that. I didn't say I'm very proud of you and all like you're inspirational. You're inspiration to me. Thank you. When I grow up, I want to be like you. One day. Angie. Yeah. We love it. Yeah. Maximo told me that they cut out a bunch of parts. They did. Like when he said like, you know, I invented. My show. I would never say that. He said stuff like. He wants it. It's so crazy. And I love this. And I know this is super high. It should highlight you. Yeah. It should be focused on you. Like, we got, like, nothing in this video. Like, it's crazy.

I talked about it. They cut their own version. Oh, they cut it. Oh, wow. I was hoping my shadow, at least, would make a cameo. Yeah, because he would hear. You see, like, the back of my head. Like, yeah.

That's me. You got the back of your head in it? Yeah. Congratulations. One man show right here. I was trying to be in it a little bit. Yeah. And sometimes you got to pop out and.

And what? What part was cut out? Like, say it now. Say it. No, we did like a full-on. interview for like an hour. Just, you know, just talking deep, like more deep details about everything. The show.

Did you like mention Brownback? Did you shout out Brownback? Of course. Don't worry. I have another post lined up for that. Oh, exactly. Oh, another post lined up. These are my co-host right here.

Yeah. It's crazy. Listen. I don't know. I don't know. I thought we were all gang. But then I guess you, I guess it's just you guys. Little by little.

Your senior. If we're lucky you rep Power 106, not Brownback. Listen, if you look at my Instagram, you see what I read. Yeah, I wasn't talking about you I was talking about Greg Greg is a Power 106 DJ He has no brown bag in his Representing Los Angeles

I'm so proud of him deflect You don't put a brown bag on your bio No, I have all the stations Why? Because I'm a multiple, you know I'm all of Los Angeles You don't read Brownback though Brownback's done so much for you

I wrote brown bag But I'm also a DJ For Power 106 Yeah but I feel like people know you for Brownback Yeah, DJ for Power 106 Yeah Yeah. And, right?

And DJ. So you'll put your other stuff but not brown bag. It's crazy. So DJing 4-106 and my DJ stuff? But you're also on brown bag? Yeah, there's brown bag. Yeah, there's on there. No, not you're on there.

It's on there. It's crazy. It's crazy on. One thing about the tables. That was true. You ever heard of a lot of Lazy Susan? You ever heard of a Lazy Susan? But not get to the brand.

I get it. You ever heard of Lazy Susan? No. I don't know what's lazy Susan. It's the thing that spins in the table. Oh, it just goes around. It just goes around. What's it called?

Thank you, Mike Simone. Thank you for Robin Brownback. I appreciate it. One day, Greg, we'll think we're good enough to... You work for power? 106? Yes, I do. Yeah, nice.

But I'm here because of Brownback. That part, brother, that part, brother. Brownback! Let's go! Don't never forget it. Keep it here. Five years? And who put you on her?

I love you. It's awkward. Oh, my God. Hey, shout out you, shout out of Los Angeles. It just keeps getting worse. Shout out to everyone that rests Brownback. Shout out to everyone that gives Brownback the credit because a lot of stuff would not have happened.

And I will say this. I do want to say I will thank everyone in here because even just being able to do that campaign, I'm there because of everyone that's helped me in different positions from being here to shooting to being the artist. Everyone has had a part in that. And thank you. Talent nonetheless. Thank you. Shout out to you for rep in Brownback.

Congratulations.