Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 342 Forced to Respect Women | Brown Bag Mornings (11/15/24)
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Good morning, Friday, November 15th.
Yeah.
We're here, all right?
I don't know how you guys do this.
I'm going to tell you this right now.
Fellas in the room, how you can go out the night before and just come into work at these hours and be here.
It's amazing.
What drug do you do?
Happiness.
No.
Happiness.
No, we know that one.
Right.
Happiness.
That actually could work.
At night?
A lot of caffeine.
At night or in the morning?
When you take it?
I don't need to know.
Split it.
Yesterday I did a panel and it started at 9 p.m.
And I don't know why did they.
Shout out to him with a homie, Ugly Primo.
He's like, hey, we have this panel.
It's Apple.
It's ad color.
A lot of people are going to be there.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm doing an event with Ugly Primo.
I'll do it, bro.
And then he told me the time.
And I was like, oh.
It was a little wild tonight.
You were like, oh.
So wild.
It was a good time.
It was really nice.
It was a lot of people.
I wish I was there.
Yeah.
You were invited, but.
I know.
But you were very responsible.
And you know what I appreciate, while I was talking to the homie ugly prima,
he was talking about the Pesso Pluma concert that you got to turned up to
and that officially banned you from going to concerts during the week.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So it was him.
He's like, yeah.
He's like, you guys wake up really early, huh?
I remember when we were at the Pesopuma and Vic was getting turned up.
And he's like, I got caught him sick tomorrow, bro.
He's in your dialogue.
He's in your dialogue.
Yeah, it was the first and last time.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it was really tight.
It was a great event.
Yeah, I think I found my other passion in life.
You were an amazing moderate.
Yeah.
I will say, like, I was one of a kind.
I kept hearing people on the side of me whisper to each other, and I don't know they're the ones that were part of the event.
Like, wow, she's so good at this.
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
And in my head, I'm like, it's funny because the homies that were on the panel, shout out Joe Kay, who co-founded selection.
Kimberly, who works in marketing and worked at Interscope records for the past decade,
responsible for a lot of acts like in the Latino space that we saw crossover.
Most prominently, Caliuchis, you know.
She was very indie and then now she's worldwide.
You know, so we help with that.
And then, Ugly Primo, who, if you didn't know, Ugly Primo, besides doing memes and stuff,
his company need pastel help, like just one of the many things they do.
They work with Fuerrejida right now.
They had Bad Bunny's album cover.
He created that the
Un Verano Sinti album album together,
the heart, iconic, all of that.
But they are very, what I've learned,
creative people don't like talking
in front of other people
because you're creative.
Exactly, yeah.
And then they're like, Lettie,
so they've been bugging me all the week.
What questions are you going to ask?
Can you put it in the talk?
I'm like, bro, I've just lived life.
They want to see.
Yeah, they're like, but we need to read it.
We need to know.
And I'm like, I'm probably going to,
okay, I'll put some questions in there.
Like just to shut them up
Yeah
Yeah
But I'm not gonna ask them
Yeah
In the
In they were having a little huddle
And then she's like
I'm not asking this
Yeah
How was your day?
No it was like
As a
As a leader in Latinx
Entrepreneurship
In the new metaverse
The dysphoria
Like all of that
I'm like bro
I'm not asking that
I'm gonna ask you like
Like different things
But make it more fun
Because there's hell of people there
And it was really cool
Like I asked one thing
I'm asked the room too
I kind of ended
I ended strong you guys
Okay
Fierro
Or serrory
Martiazo
In el
I'm not gonna say it
Brudge
Hello
I was excited
When he hears Hammer
Time
In el
In el?
Yeah
A year we're
Okay
What year is?
What's a phrase
Either in Spanish
But I would hope it's in
Spanish
Or English
That
Like you use as a model
To your life
Dracas!
Like, for example,
Oglipimo was like,
If Dios Chere.
Yeah.
Right?
And then,
Baby girl,
Kimberly,
it was crazy.
It was deep.
It was like,
Um,
um,
can't be
to be a
man or something.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
It's like you can't experience it
unless you go
and, yeah,
you do it yourself.
You don't have a path if you don't walk.
No Pasa nada.
No pas a lot.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Um,
to me,
it would be
El Gezenoja Pierde.
Wow.
Who gets angry, loses.
I'm such a loser.
Some girls said,
what,
how do you say hate in Spanish?
Pegar?
El Golpa visa.
Oh, that's tight.
Like, do it anyway.
Yeah.
El that pega paga.
In a car accident?
Yeah.
That's a good one.
I like that.
It's defencers.
What about you,
Max?
Mine's is a racata.
Racata.
If you se me pega,
I'm going to darly.
I love it.
That's a good one.
I like that one.
Greg?
I'm sticking with my tracas.
Tracas and then I can't say the rest.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And my new mode.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, as I told you, it was very like, again, Apple, like, industry.
Oh, my God.
And then I made a joke.
There's this guy named Danny Flo, you guys.
I don't know him because of these fools.
You guys would have laughed.
It was the most quiet the room got when I said this.
Yeah, I wanted to.
Like, I wanted to.
laugh so bad.
quoting Danny Flo in general.
And then,
out of panel.
It's kind of a lot.
Yeah.
Like, what would be
like the English equivalent
to Danny Flo?
Like maybe like Uncle Luke?
Like a true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Super two life crew.
Yeah.
And he's very like
there with it.
Yeah.
Super vulgar.
And one of the vulgar words
that these schools always say.
All fair.
All fair.
Is Martiazo and El.
And it's, it's,
it's the back door.
It's the back door.
And we were joking.
and Ugly Primo was joking too
backstage he's like yeah that's my quote right
so around the
like I had asked the quote
and then they were talking about
like someone had asked them a question
like a crowd question
The timing was impeccable
They had us asked Agu Primo like
What do you see in the future and he was talking about like
how much he loves reggaeton and he just loves the reggaeton space
I'm like yeah he loves it so much
his quote was supposed to be
Martiasonel and then everyone was like
whoa
and then someone was like hey
me with the good time
Primo hasn't learned
what is happening backstage
will be used in front of the stage
That's what I do
He didn't learn that
But he learned the hard way
No pun intended
And you know ugly Primo
He's a jokester
No he's so funny
He gets it
Like he gets that one
To me even right now talking to
I know we're talking to so many people
But I just see this
Like in the room yeah
Yeah
So he knows me and him talk like that
But then he's like
Lettie you're just literally
Literally, like YouTube's here, TikTok's here.
This is that professional.
The cook just heard this.
Did you listen to that song on the way home?
Yeah.
Just to get it out of your system.
I was really happy.
I was really happy.
And then there was a lady and she was Peruvian.
Shout out to Peruvians.
I have nothing against you.
They have the best food.
Yeah.
Love it.
She was talking about representation.
Like, and you know, Peru, like, I told them, like, honestly, like, if I were on the
outside looking in, when I think of Peruvians, I think of Emperor's New Groove.
If that, right?
And I'm like, and but you guys need to like tell your story more.
Like share, share more of your story.
Spread it all around the way that my ex-baby daddy did.
She said that.
And everyone caught that one.
He did that.
He was a thought.
Is this what happens when Let These Let Out after 9 p.m.?
I was delirious.
I did it nap.
You know, like I didn't nap.
I barely ate.
I was on coffee.
And then I was there like, what do you guys want?
What's your question?
How'd you make it an industry, all right?
That's like when all intrusive thoughts win.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they were winning.
They had no gatekeeper, none of that.
It's like, ask it, let me.
Say it.
I think we went over, they went over 30 minutes.
I was talking to.
But people like this.
Tell me to a panel near you.
After 9 p.m.
Panel car.
It's like, letty leave at night.
For showing Power 106 a lot of love.
He did.
There was a question that I asked.
I have really good questions, right?
And it was like, what's the first brand or person or designer product that you saw and you felt like, wow, that represents me.
Yeah.
And I feel.
And, you know, I was talking to the girl Kimberly and she was like, there's a Pepsi commercial and you open it and like you jump in there and Shakira's in there dancing.
She's like, I thought that was so cool.
Like, I really love that.
And then Joe was like, honestly, like, I'm a DJ and it's Power 106.
Like the people that I heard on Power 106, the people that came out, even hearing Tupac say, like, it wouldn't be LA without Mexicans.
He's like, I heard it there.
And so it was really, really tight.
It was so cool.
That's right.
All right.
All right.
Well, that's it for today.
I guess we're saying.
No, no, no.
That is, let these moderation stop.
Stop, brother.
You know what, though?
If you would like to see this live and direct in person, what is the intrusive thoughts winning?
this weekend, we're going to be doing a brown bag screening of the movie Wicked.
Yes.
It's going to be in Orange County.
It's our private brown bag screening of Wicked, okay?
Wow.
Watch it before it comes out.
It's going to be pretty wicked.
It's going to be.
Are you going to wear green or pink?
White pink.
I love that.
I think the real men wear pink.
Yeah.
Greg?
You're right?
Ariana is pink, so I'm wearing pink.
Oh, you are in or a nater.
Okay, I'm just like you know, like now movies,
you dress up to them, you know, like, how they
had the Barbie movie and everyone dresses
as pink to it.
Like, this is another movie.
I can't wait for Gladiator and the sandal
got away.
Get a way.
The sandals?
Oh, what's that towel?
Yeah.
She goes to go to the stove of them.
Think of a line?
But, you know, like, there's
now we're theming to movies.
So Wicked, I guess it's green or pink.
I have a green, a white, green,
and pink hat.
That's a way.
That's your way of dressing.
That's what I'm aware.
We have a lot to give you today, so you better stay over here and you better not go over there
because I know what they're doing over there.
I know they're doing Christmas stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's too early for that.
We have our Christmas.
But you're not a cheater, are you?
Okay, you cheat on us?
You're going to get cheated on back.
Yeah.
Right in time for the holidays.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to leave too.
Wait, we get past.
Spend Christmas alone.
Huh?
Yeah.
No-how passed.
What you mean?
Because you said if they cheat on us, we get a cheat on.
Yeah, we're going to cheat back right now to you listening.
I can see you.
I can see your finger.
Put your finger down.
They're annoying a little bit.
But guess what?
We also are playing holiday music because guess what?
Paran 106 is Santa's favorite station.
I don't know.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, so we're going to run through some tracks too, okay?
Listen to this track.
Listen to the track.
Yeah.
I was about to get late right now.
It's going down over here too.
Flip miss that.
Yeah.
Okay.
We have shot at.
Jingle that.
Yeah.
I'm trying to again.
I'm trying to guilt you into listening to us.
It's not going to work, but it's fine.
Try it.
We got a shout-out.
Yes, we do.
We got a lot of shout-outs.
Natica wants to shout out, her boyfriend.
It's been two years that they started dating.
Let's go.
His name is Sergio.
She put them on to the Brown-Bank morning show.
Let's go.
Hey, let's go, baby, girl.
That's real love right there.
Yes, they listen every single morning.
Give some of that way, way.
Hey, yo.
Oh, Natica?
I get it.
Oh.
Yeah.
You're going to need a poncho for that.
You want.
Yeah.
Stir that boat.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I hope you brought your boat shoes.
What?
Shoes?
Yeah.
Notica has boat shoes.
All right.
Say something notical related.
What is that?
You know what?
Notica.
Notical.
Like the cologne?
Like the cologne?
Like sailing in the ocean?
Yeah.
Like the brand.
Like water.
With the sale of the boat.
You know?
The brand?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like you make something fun like a fun.
Oh, never mind.
I don't know.
Are you serious right now?
I don't know.
Nottie.
Anyways, Diego wants to shout out his wife.
He says, thank you for being an amazing wife to your kids and me and an amazing mother.
Cute.
It's an amazing wife.
Probably a good mom to your kids.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Shout out you.
Shout out you.
Big girl.
Adela wants to shout out her son Matthew.
They listen every morning.
They love the homie hop line.
He's 12 and attend school in Glendale.
Come on, Bigger.
Hey.
Gendale.
U.S.D. Let's go. Private District.
Let's go.
January 6th off because of our Armenian homies.
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no. We don't. We don't. We don't.
Because we would still go to school, but a lot of our Armenian homies would take it off.
Yeah. Yeah, because it's their Christmas.
Oh.
Yeah. It's tight.
Edgar wants to shout out his son, Bam and his teammates on the El Camino Real Football
Team. They're pushing at El Camino Real Real.
Jesus.
El Camino Real.
El Camino Real?
It's okay.
Their team is like playoff pushing against Silmar.
Yes.
What's going down, bro?
What was going down over there?
My nephew graduated.
So I have no idea anymore.
Oh.
Not the loop.
What's going down over there?
Silmar residents over here?
Silmar versus El Camino.
Shal Mar versus El Camino.
Geez.
That's got to be tight.
Question.
Where is Al Camino real at?
Pasadena.
No.
No.
No.
I don't know the answer.
It's like,
it's like,
it's like,
it's a really,
it's about like,
closer like
West Hills.
Is there a lot of El Camino?
Oh, okay, okay.
You're so.
No, I mean,
that'd be cool,
actually.
Yeah,
that would be cool.
El Camino just means
West.
Oh,
Willing Hills.
Well,
and he was on the hills.
Coach Cortez wants to shout out
his kid.
Oh my God,
I spelled that really wrong.
His kids at Venice
Charter High School?
Yes,
Coach Cortez wants to shout out
Venice Charter High School,
his basketball team,
which started
season tonight.
Oh, wow.
Yes, basketball season is upon us.
Come on.
Yeah.
Shout out of the kids out there, starting a basketball season.
Yes.
And then Vicki up a shout out too.
Oh, yeah, shout out to Holly from your
Papa, Mikey.
And he wanted to say,
Holly, you're dope, funny and strong,
and that your daddy loves you.
That's the homie Mikey right there.
That's so beautiful.
Yeah, he's taking our school right now.
Who's the homie Mikey Mikey?
The homie Mikey is a homie from high school.
We both went in Downy High.
And he's actually a veteran.
He's a veteran.
and I shout it out on Monday.
Let's go.
But when you shouted him out, you didn't say Pop-Paul?
Yeah.
I just made that up right now to embarrass them.
What did you call them again?
So you call another man?
Papa.
Oh, that's what you should be.
Oh, big.
That's your Papa.
How did you spell that?
I don't know.
I just say that because he's right.
I don't know.
Holly and Papa.
Hey.
Holly and Biggs Papa.
Big says hi.
Her Papa.
You guys share a Papa.
You guys share a papa, Holly.
You do you.
Very cute, very cute.
All right.
Don't leave us to Christmas music.
Okay.
What's the word?
Word on rose crants.
Rosecrans.
Word on roast crotch.
The word is.
Pusha tea is going to be selling a powdery Colombian product that will get you amped up.
No, that kind of powder.
To jail for that.
You go to the jail.
Push and tea will be selling coffee, y'all.
Oh.
Yes.
A bit more specific.
I was.
I thought it was.
Okay. He has a new coffee brand launching and it's name grinding after his iconic clips track name.
Super tight. Yeah.
Brinding.
Yes.
From ghetto, regero.
Riggero.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, yeah, so it's launching.
There's a soft launch that's happening this month.
Actually, tomorrow, there'll be some available at Cafet Tropical in L.A. from 7 a.m. to 1130.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
And then next year in 2025, there'll be a nationwide launch.
of the brand.
Wow.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
And we got a pencil.
I'm your push up.
It's funny because I can hear push it.
I just want to let you know.
I'm your push up.
I'm your push up.
Yeah.
Something.
Something.
Something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Up before.
Right here.
From ghetto to ghetto to backyard to yard.
I sell it with my whip.
That's all.
I like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
Every time I hear that, it reminds me of someone in school pulling out a pencil and just hitting in the lunchroom.
Yes.
That's so tight.
It was like a legendary hip-hop moment.
It makes me on a skate, and I don't know how to skate.
It makes you want to skate.
Yeah, like, skateboard.
Just like be a cool skateboarder.
Oh, that's so tight.
And shout out to push a tea for thinking about that.
The coffee.
That's a genius route for what he used to push, reportedly allegedly, allegedly.
What he's pushing up.
No, no.
He's missing what he needs to.
do he needs to push
he needs to push
a tea
tea yeah
I have so many ideas
I just have let's you're on a roll
right I'll take you the invoice for that really
wow yeah
yeah
coffee
maybe that's next
maybe that's crazy
wow
what's funny to me is like rappers
like coffee tea
and to me it's just funny
push a tea
but you'd be surprised
how many rappers drink tea
oh tea is it
Because when you're recording so long, your vocals mess up and you drink tea.
If he made a rapper tea.
Yeah.
Yeah, like a lot of artists, they want to open up a farm with farm animals and, like, do the most innocent things.
Oh, yeah.
People change, Greg.
You want to get out of the streets, dog.
Gee, Greg.
Sorry you want us stuck in that lifestyle.
Jesus.
Don't you want to be an artist?
You're getting to want some tea, don't?
Yeah, you want piece of money.
Yeah, you're working backwards.
You've got to go to the streets, bro.
Yeah.
All right.
Look, guys, Corday is back, and he brought back Kanye, the good one.
All right.
Hey.
We haven't heard it in a while, okay?
The Good one.
So Corday just dropped a new album titled The Crossroads, and on it, he had Kanye West.
Wow.
Who was that?
I don't know.
But this sounds like a vintage Kanye from about 2008.
This is what it sounds like.
All right, listen to this.
This is called Bad News.
No news today.
No bad news today.
No bad news today.
Nothing to prove today.
No news today.
No bad news today.
Nothing to prove today.
Times I used to do.
I got a call from my knacko doing the bid 30 years, but still the same that I knew as a kid.
Put a smile on his face to see me doing my shit.
I asked, did he have commensary and he said it lit.
That's so tight.
Isn't it?
I love it.
Yeah.
It's like the old Cony.
And Corday came right in.
Right.
I was able to get in that pocket.
To like meet them there.
Being a new artist.
And shout out to Corday, though.
Like, he did the freestyle with Justin
last, or a couple nights ago.
It's going viral.
It's really tight.
Power 106 on YouTube.
Yeah, exactly.
That dude can rap.
You know, we're talking about like,
oh, we want rap to be a certain way.
For sure.
This kid has all the fundamentals down.
Yeah.
And he knows how to create the music
and babies with tennis players.
With, uh, noami.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a funny dude.
He's a character in general.
So it's good to see, like, these type of collaboration.
Did you drive him around before?
How do you know it?
In your many lives?
I've met him before.
I knew it.
Yeah, we shot something for him.
Does he do, like, videos and stuff like that?
Like, he was done.
Yeah, yeah, we shot some skits for him too.
Yeah, like, he's done.
Do that for us, bro?
It's different, man.
Every person that I've heard, like, in countercorda,
just has nothing but good things to say about him.
For sure.
The homie, Gabe, is, like, DJed for him,
said he's amazing, all this stuff.
And Kanye's been releasing music, like, he's had the project with Tidalys sign,
he has previous projects,
but it doesn't seem like the like as a whole everyone's kind of embraced I guess what he's coming with
granted he's also been very controversial in that time as well but it seems like this may be like
well I remember you guys really love Kanye yeah yeah this reminds me of just like more wholesome
Kanye like family business you know graduation era collar shirt drop out stuff like that
which is you know a Kanye that I love so much I feel like a lot of his music currently is very
lewd and it's just like, it's different.
It's like, it's cool to have a balance of that, but when it's just all that, it's like,
you don't hear stuff like this that makes you happy and want to smile and throw on a backpack
and wrap.
Put the color.
Bring the polos out.
Yeah.
So yeah, shout out to Corday for bringing that back.
Or I don't know if he made him like dust off like an old record and he's like, hey, can I have that?
Can I have this?
True.
Can I put this hook on?
I know he has other collabs on there.
I think he has little Wayne on that album to.
Yeah, he does.
Like, give it a listen.
Exactly. Yeah. All right. Well, guys, well, that was your word on Rosecrans.
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I'm Rosecrans, Vic for Brownback Mornings. I'm going to play so you don't go away while like, like, oh, they stop talking. Let me just go listen.
Let me just go. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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You just listen.
Come on. They can't do it like this.
Hey.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
I don't know if there'll be snow.
7 p.m.
Yeah.
December 25.
95 degrees.
Yeah.
I should do a remix like that.
Yes.
Yeah.
We're going to do a Christmas remix.
Yeah.
You can't do this over there.
Yeah.
I was waiting for Michael Boubley to say moose knuckle.
Hey, not with AI.
Anything is possible.
It is very possible.
It is very possible.
Don't be giving away the secrets, bro.
I'm showing off my ring deer muckle.
You're doing it?
It's incredible.
That's incredible.
Stop it.
Don't give away the juice.
How about that?
We're going to go up this food and we're going to bring it to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Greg has another one.
He.
This one's in the works.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
Must a horn of meat.
Lambs tell him breathe bro.
Nellin to the cross.
He walk around like tea.
So what's up with these you don't eat?
Trying to see Compton.
The hindish they can hit me.
Marland and mama.
How many options you really got?
I mean there's too many options.
I'm fin the pass on this body.
I'm John Stockton.
My dad is helping me on this one.
He came up with this next part right here.
Oh, okay.
Watch.
I know.
I heard it.
Watch.
They're not like us.
I don't know if it's okay.
Well, Zeus was a little baby.
But now I feel weird.
That's Greg for you.
That's Greg for you.
What's your mind?
I don't know.
I was just in that moment.
I was sitting there laughing.
I know.
You were too turned up.
And you were like,
ah.
This would be funny.
Raw.
To be funny.
To Jamie, my friend.
hairdresser, I went to go see her yesterday and then I asked for Sabrina Carpenter Banks
and she didn't give them to me because she said that I'm going to regret it and I think
that's a good friend.
That is a good friend.
But also like I wanted him really bad.
You listen to Sabrina Carpenter like that?
I like her bangs.
I got you.
I know how to rock them.
Yeah, she doesn't really.
And I bet you so many girls have gotten bangs off of her hair alone, bro.
She showed me a photo.
I got you.
No, no you, no you.
But like.
Your girl got him because of that?
I'm pretty sure.
You know someone loves you and is your friend when they're like, you're going to hate this.
I'm not going to do it.
Yeah.
But I was like, no, just do it.
Look, look, it's a little bit.
You guys see a little bit, a little bit?
Oh, you bring me some scissors.
No, no, no.
But she's like for you.
I'll line you up right now.
You got the machine.
You can do that again.
It's horrible.
Yeah.
You got the, you got the, you got the tonight will be the night that I will fall for you.
I think it could look good.
Y'all are a big haters.
This is more of, ha, did, be, d-de-d-d-b-da-ba.
Yeah, I was going to say that too.
Like, it's getting Selena vibes.
Bamba.
Yeah, just because I get it.
And that's what she said.
She looked at the bank.
She's like, no, this is what they're doing.
Like, she was so mad that they were doing these banks down there.
As a hairdresser, she's like, oh, this is going to be a nightmare for them.
Oh, because they have to deal with, like, with the request, bro.
And the unhappy, potentially unhappy clients happen.
Because I'm like, I'm like, do it, Jamie.
I will be so happy for five minutes.
Don't you want to see me?
Because then I know what will happen.
True.
Wait, what happens?
Now I have short hair.
It's going to take forever to grow the same length.
That's my other.
And led it to that existential crisis thinking.
Lethe would be like, why did you let me?
Yes, yes.
You ever thought about doing a bob cut?
I do all the time.
That's my other request.
Just cut it off, James.
Just give you a bob.
But you know what?
You can buy fake banks and just cut them yourself.
There's fake banks.
No, you can't get extensions for short hair.
You could wig it up.
But I feel like I would, you could, you would be able to tell that I have one.
Yeah.
Fake things.
She's like, let's you with her Bob one day and her Carol G.
hair the next day.
Hey, like, a lot of girls do that.
Yeah.
But they know how.
I have no knowledge.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, because like the glue and all that stuff.
I would just stick it on or.
No, it's a whole art to it.
Yeah, it takes a while.
Because remember when, when sweetie, like, cut her hair and then the next day she had long hair, too?
Like, it's like.
Does it trip you guys as guys?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, like that?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know what's what.
I'm just like, I don't know anymore.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm not even to ask.
Yeah.
Nice hair.
Yeah.
My sister did that to me one time.
Like, she showed up.
She does hair your sister.
Yeah, she met up with me somewhere.
And this blonde chick like walks by, she's like, what's up?
I'm like, wait, what?
Who are you?
It's my sister.
That's my sister.
This is my sister.
She's my sister.
How did you feel when the blonde girl walks up?
I was like on my phone.
But at first you did it.
know with your sister.
So I feel.
Like me,
I just look at them.
You like blondes.
I don't.
How do you feel when a mom blonde came?
You like redheads.
I don't.
I do not.
I do not.
All right.
Shout out, Jamie.
I love you.
Thanks so much.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from,
Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Imagine you are at the doctors, okay?
And they can't find your vein.
Okay.
To take blood.
Or they couldn't do the blood.
blood pressure thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And sometimes that happens.
Well, regular nurses.
Shout out to all the nurses and the service members and the doctors, all of that.
But not this one nurse.
That could also be a sign that you are getting dealt with by a fake nurse.
A woman has been arrested by Burbank PD.
Low key right here, right across the street.
He would not say in the hospital.
I saw the news guy setting up on like when I was coming in.
You know what?
I drove by and I was like, why is there a news truck?
I just kept money in my business.
Yeah, so she's 44.
She's from Virginia, but she posed as a registered nurse,
and she's low-keep and working for an entire month at a nearby hospital.
I don't know.
No way.
Because people actually go there, you know.
I think that's my, look, I think that's my niece and nephew's doctor.
I don't want to put them on blast.
Why did her?
Yeah, that's what I did.
I don't think they did.
Because she lied on her prior resume because, like, how you guys always lie about what you did in those companies.
Vic.
Oh.
She doesn't hold a nursing license and is currently on federal probation for a fraud conviction in her home state.
Like she does this.
Oh my God.
She's like, can you catch me if you can?
Yeah.
She was even hired by the hospital under the false identity and she oversaw as many as 60 patients before her colleagues started like being like,
this lady is impersonating.
She's not like us.
Yeah.
I think you can tell.
Like as a nurse, you probably could tell when there's fake nurse going around.
Yeah.
But then let's say you complain, they're like, oh, you're just being here.
You catch her YouTube being, like, the easiest thing?
Yeah.
They just asked her, like, a thing, and then she probably gave, like, a fake response.
Like in the movies.
Or she goes around, yeah, around the question.
Let me ask the doctor.
I'm going to.
Yeah, let me just double check on that.
Let's check your kneecaps.
We're like, what?
I'm sure as nursing students, you guys know what questions to ask, what means what?
Like, you know what temperature may be the cut off of when it's too crazy?
Like there's stuff you know and only you know.
So you could probably be like, no, this is not.
It's not right.
Yeah, this person has strep throat, not a bad knee.
What are you doing?
Like, I could probably tell.
She was eventually fired, but not before collecting two paychecks.
Wow.
She got two paychecks out of it.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
And nurses make a good amount of money.
They do.
Yeah.
Not too shabby.
Nurse, I have a headache.
Yeah, you're going to need knee surgery.
But the biggest thing about this is that it's not the first time.
She did the same thing over in Santa Clarita.
Wow.
It says she was arrested last week after she was released from custody for allegedly pulling the same stunt over there in Santa Clarita.
Okay.
What the heck?
She wants to be a nurse.
I don't.
This is a trainer.
Northwest College, okay?
They are now accepting new registration, okay?
All year long.
Get a training for a career nursing in as little as six months, okay?
Yeah.
If you're sitting on your couch pretending you're a nurse?
Even if you have a colony, I think.
And you can do many other things besides that.
Like you can train for a career in medical billing.
Wow.
Like X-ray technician.
Ultrasound tech.
Wow.
Tell me more like that.
Okay.
I don't know if.
And Paro-106 has a $10,000.
What?
No way.
George education at Northwest College.
This is for real, for real.
Where do I say enough, letty?
Thank you for asking.
Paro-806.com slash no.
Wait.
EDU,
that's EDU
for education.
Wow.
Wow.
106.com slash edu
that's how you can register
and then we have a $10,000
grant that we're giving away.
Can she still qualify if she has a felony?
She probably can.
I'm not too sure, you know,
but I believe in a lot of chances.
Me too.
That's amazing.
A lot of chances I give.
A lot, a lot.
Look, she was under a probationary phase
of her employment
and was under the supervision
of qualified nurses
during the time at both hospitals
because when they get hired,
They're not just going to strictly put them on the floor.
So they just want people to know, like, hey, she was being supervised.
Someone caught on and then it's like.
Maybe she should switch her focus and just be like a resume, like make resumes for a living.
Because killer resume.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's not going to make IDs all day or something.
Yeah.
She's the wrong business.
Because if you think about like all the things that screenings you probably have to go through and pass, like she somehow bypassed that.
Yeah.
She's very legitimate.
And you know what?
This is bad news for all lazy people because this is just.
like no excuse.
Yeah.
I can't be a nurse.
I don't have a...
So what?
The lady did you get?
Go get two paychecks.
At least.
What are you doing?
Do something.
Baby girl.
They did say that when they were supervising her,
they don't believe any of the care that she gave felt inadequate.
Like she looked like she looked like she was,
she knew what she was doing.
They have to say that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They don't want to talk about that.
One time she dropped the dirty needle or...
She probably gave someone the wrong injection.
Yeah.
Okay.
But if she did a.
Burbank and Santa Clarita, like, she's probably done another place.
Yeah, for sure.
Like, probably like a thing.
I think I saw that she tried to even do like private nursing, like to be a private nurse or something like that.
Yeah.
That's smart.
Yeah, like the people.
Yeah.
Like older people.
Yeah.
The rich people.
Yeah.
People.
No, yeah.
Just that don't have someone that can.
Yeah.
Like, it's a lot of older people that have private nurses.
Oh, they don't have to get out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that's crazy.
Wow.
Shout out to.
Shout out to real nurses.
I know that you guys really do your job and you don't want to like...
I just hope she wasn't paid more than the real nurses.
Because they would be heating.
Yeah, it'd be so sweet.
Her real name is Amanda Leanne Porter, but she has used fake ideas.
A bunch of aliases.
Yeah, a lot of aliases.
She needs a movie.
She does.
Yeah.
Would you be mad if it's like a great nurse, but you find out she don't have her license to nurse?
I mean, it's dangerous a little bit.
There's a lot of like bedside matters that matters.
Like how you care for somebody.
You know, there's a lot of tattoo artists out there that don't have their license,
but they're great tattoo artists.
Wow.
Are you stitching though?
He's a cop.
It's a same thing as barbers.
I'm pretty sure my barber doesn't have his license.
Yeah, barbers too.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
Do they even need it?
Oh, actually, one of my nail techs doesn't have a license and they need it.
Yeah.
Shut around.
Shut around.
Stop it.
Kid, kidding.
I have to shout around on Airw.
Shut up.
She's working out.
She's getting the hours.
There you go.
These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week.
Simp, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps.
Our first nominee, there was a story about a couple.
Why is it so dramatic?
Well, this story is dramatic.
There's a couple that in 2000,
to it went viral, well, it recently went viral, but they had broken up.
Right.
And what happened is that after they broke up, the guy, and his name is Mitchell, he went on a ski
trip.
Mitchell.
Mitchell.
Mitchell.
He went on a ski trip and had an accident and got a concussion.
After the concussion, the family reached out to his ex-girl, Tasha, and she went, and
when he got back from the concussion, he actually did not remember that they had broken up.
That's crazy.
And the way he was treating her, it kind of sparked like the love again.
Yeah.
And she never told them until years later that she actually, like, took them back and didn't let them know that they were broken up.
Wow.
And now they're engaged.
Talk about forgive and forget.
That's like 51st date.
Yeah.
All over again.
But that's scary.
It's crazy.
Oh.
And then you just get hit over the head?
You get hit over the head and you forget that you broke up with someone.
And so you're just back with them.
But you forgot you broke up with them.
Yeah, that's wild.
Yeah, I don't know.
I see it as 51st dates and it's like you're falling in love with them all over again.
No.
Because in 51st days, she's actually in love with them.
Yes.
This thing, they broke up.
They broke up.
But who broke up with who?
No, but it doesn't mean.
They're broken up.
They're just broken up in general.
Yeah.
But just who broke up with who?
That's just my.
That matters.
Yeah.
They're just back together now.
She didn't tell them.
Married.
She was just like, wow, he's being.
Extra sweet man.
Yeah, because she said that he's doing everything that she wanted to.
He doesn't remember his alphabet, but, you know, we're together now.
My theory is that he's faking it.
Oh, you guys get her back.
Say that.
That's very possible.
The first thing when he woke up is, is she with here?
Is she here?
Somewhere there's a friend of his that's trying to get in his head, bro, you broke up with her.
You broke up.
You broke up.
You hate her.
Literally, like, we were on this ski trip with some other snow bunnies.
Like, bro, we were having that time of our life.
And she just,
And you ruined it.
Yeah.
Like,
believe me,
you don't even like her.
Like,
and but.
She's annoying, bro.
Yeah.
Shut on.
She had no.
She annoyed, bro.
Yeah.
She annoyed.
So to you,
it's a,
it's faking it.
He's faking it.
To me,
I feel like she's taking advantage of them.
Yeah.
I think she's taking advantage of him.
People have,
the guys have faked their death
almost to get her girl back.
Yeah,
but then they don't give them a ring after.
They just stay cheating on him.
Yeah.
That's true.
She got a ring.
She got a ring.
Remember that you were planning
my engagement?
Oh, she's like two.
Oh my god.
She's like two.
Both of them are fake.
Yeah, they're perfect for each other.
By the way, have you guys ever got a concussion?
No.
That happens a lot.
Yeah, like a minor one.
Playing football or something?
No, no.
I hit my head on my friends house.
Like, what are you doing, Greg?
I was going into like their little, I was getting something out of like their attic.
And you know how addicts are very small and I forgot.
So I went, boom.
I hit my head on the back.
Ouch.
The roof.
And I was like, wow, that really hurt.
Like, like, with the attic.
Like, there was like a couple minutes.
Did you wait?
I was going to say, did you wake up right after?
Yeah, like it was like a couple, like I dropped back and fell.
Yeah.
And then I woke up and I was like.
Sounds like a scene in home alone.
Was there a kid at the top?
No.
I fell in the attic.
Like, I woke up a couple minutes later.
I was like, I think I should probably go to the hospital by I think, though.
You sure?
They didn't have you in the attic?
Yeah.
No.
Holy fucking.
It was just in that moment.
Merry Christmas.
You filthy animal.
Because you forget the roof is really low in the attic.
So like, bam, like hard.
Like, super hard.
You should have gone on the hospital brought.
no good news.
Yeah.
Yeah, we do.
Our next nominee is a fan.
There's a lady that was in Memphis,
and she went to the FedEx Forum to see LeBron James.
LeBron James.
And she posted a Get Ready With Me video on socials,
acting like if LeBron wanted her.
Listen.
About it,
LeBron James is going to recognize me at a game every single time.
Come to this game with me and see if I'm tripping.
but here's my outfit I'm putting together
And they came right.
I love that.
But y'all, my hotel was right across from the stadium.
So we just walked over there.
And, y'all, my seat was right next to where he sits on the bench.
But I don't think he noticed me right here because I have my glasses on.
Delusional people.
She bought tickets right next to the bench.
And I mean like the first, like there was no seat in between them.
Yeah.
And she was right there acting like if LeBron was wanted her, wanted her, was
paying attention to her.
I saw the video too, like, she'll catch him looking, and he's probably like, who is this?
Yeah.
But he's not like, to her, she's like, yeah, he looked at me.
He wants me.
Or he couldn't recognize her.
And just been like, not her again.
Yeah, like, what is she doing?
She's psycho.
For sure.
And she just kept chiming in on the situation throughout the video.
Listen.
So I took him off and y'all, am I tripping?
Am I tripping?
Look, did he not just stare at my eyes?
I don't know.
Maybe I'm tripping.
I swear by now, I'm like, an official.
member of the James family.
What is that even mean?
Get a restraining order.
Restraining order?
Yeah.
No, it's real, bro.
People be delusional like that sometimes.
It's scary.
No, it was really strange.
And then, like, people were on in her comments like,
yo, what is going on?
He's fully married.
Yeah.
So the James family is insane.
Yeah.
That is wild.
Our next nominee is rapper,
streamer, DDG,
who's Hallie Bailey's ex-ex.
Baby Daddy.
Yeah.
And he just went on his stream.
And it was a fairly, like, sad stream where he was talking about him wanting babies.
And he said that he wanted to have the same baby mama.
Listen.
Do I want to have another kid?
Yes.
If I'm having, I wouldn't say very, very soon, but maybe, like, in the next two, three years.
One thing that I do not want to do is have baby mamas or whatever y'all like to call it.
that is definitely not nothing.
So if I was to have another kid,
it definitely would be with the same person.
Like, I don't.
He wants to have babies with the same person.
Yeah.
That broke up with him.
Like by the sound effect that's added that this was produced.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, sometimes it's like, oh, someone's asking me this.
Right.
You're asking you're like, you want this.
You want this out there.
You know, 995 said like it's like.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
And there's no crazy.
And the sound effect is.
supposed to be like dropping the ball and like, ooh.
Like intense, dramatic.
He wants her back.
But those are our three nominees for Simpa's Week.
Okay, three nominees.
I already have who I think is going to win, but let's give it to them.
And the winners, Simpa the Week, are Tasha and Mitchell, the couple that after the concussion.
Wow.
Got back together.
Congratulations.
If this is, ladies, this is a new question.
to add to the worm question.
Would you love me after a concussion?
If I was a worm, would you still love me?
Yes.
If you had a concussion and lost all your memory,
would you still fall in love with me?
Girls ask it right now.
Would you fall in with me again?
Send it ladies.
See what their answer is.
Their answer should be, I would never forget you.
I'd forget everything else but you, babe.
No one's going to answer like that.
Oh, my God.
It's so romantic.
Isn't it?
It's so cute.
It sounds like a lifetime.
movie.
Yeah.
Exactly.
The hallmark movie.
Yeah.
It was cut out of the notebook.
I'm going to come up with my own question.
What?
What?
If I stick it in your room, what are you doing?
If you lost all your memory, will you still remember, will you still remember this
Rosecrans?
Yeah.
It has a button.
No.
No.
No.
Would you remember Micho?
Riso?
Simp.
Sim.
Sim.
The bite is.
I don't have any again.
I don't have any.
I think he's talking about his pawpaw.
His papa?
This rosecrank papa.
Name all the reindeer.
Go.
Blitzin, Dotson.
Rudah.
There's no Dotson.
Okay.
That's a car.
You're Googling.
Yeah, I saw you.
Blitzings.
There was.
There was
Dancer in France.
Oh.
Yeah.
Pluto.
And Nixon?
Yeah.
Dasher and dancer and prancer.
Vixen.
No.
Oh, yeah.
No.
That's a website.
Cupid.
You're Googling and you're stupid.
Yeah, he is.
Litscher.
You're so annoying on Kismo.
Rudolph.
I said Rudolph.
I know that one.
And it is Vixen.
I have a right.
It is Vixen.
There's a Vixen?
Yes.
Vixen or Bixen?
There's always a Viction.
She got a dunk.
All right.
I'll be up that.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Rachel needs our help.
Rachel.
All right.
Rachel hit us up and said,
Hola, Brown bag.
Hope you guys are doing good.
I'm reaching out because I need help.
So me and my fiancee will be getting married next year and I'm extremely excited.
I spent this whole year planning out the wedding, which is a lot of work, but exciting.
when getting married you honestly just think of all the beautiful positive things and rarely don't think about the negatives
and yes maybe i'm being extreme but i am worried about my future husband and his bachelor party
she said i know you see the movies like the hangover in the other movies about bachelor parties being
wild and maybe that's why it's stuck in my head i do want to let you know that i trust my hubby and i
know that he will make good decisions however his best man who's his cousin that he grew up with
has always been sketched to me.
She said, I don't mean sketch like he's a bad person or does sketchy things,
but it's more about him being single and always having new girls with them,
and he loves to party.
For their bachelor party, they are planning a Lake Havasu weekend trip next summer.
Ooh, Havasu.
Nice.
She said, sounds chill, but I just have a feeling he has things up his sleeve.
We were at lunch earlier this week, and his cousin just kept telling him,
man, the bachelor party is going to be so fun.
As it should be.
Yes.
I know that it might be playful, but I feel like he's purposely doing it in front of me,
which is making me feel weird.
I don't want to be that type of future bride, but I'm wondering if I should have them change their plans
or if I should talk to my fiance seriously about the situation.
I just don't want to be a bridezilla.
I also don't want to seem like I don't trust him and scare him away, and we're not even married yet.
This has been bugging me for a few months.
Please help me.
Am I overthinking in Brownback?
Well, I'll tell you right now, every time there's a guy that's like, hey, that girl, her home girl's her home girl sketch, and all the guys are like, yeah, get rid of her.
So get rid of him.
That's his cousin.
Can we get rid of your cousin?
No, you guys always do that.
And he's the best man, and he's planning it?
You always do that.
They're like brothers.
Their brothers.
Every time is like.
Yes.
And the girls have the same thing.
Oh, yeah, I got my cousin.
That's like my sister.
Nah.
You guys are like not.
Get rid of her.
No, girls say that all the time since like middle school.
Oh, that's my cousin.
They don't even know they're real cousins anymore.
It feels like family.
Just know that I'm going to do equality and I'm going to give you the same advice the guys give when it's a guy hitting us up about.
You can't get rid of a cousin.
Want to bet?
Yes, you do.
There's a number.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Not like that.
No, to me it sounds like, I mean, shouldn't the bachelor party be fun?
Yeah.
Yeah, it should.
Okay, so what goes down in bachelor parties?
I don't know.
Go-cart racing.
Never been to jet ski ride.
Jet ski ride.
Get a boat.
Yeah, get a boat.
Park on the side.
No strippers.
Nothing worth then.
No girls.
Hey, I'm not his cousin.
Respect.
Man, Angie, come on.
All of us, it's not all about strip clubs for everybody.
Usually what happens at any bachelor parties that I've been to is we just respect women the entire time.
Yeah.
And Sunday morning.
What are the activities to do that?
Like, just from afar.
Yeah.
Just in general.
Nothing.
Just in general.
Do you guys pray for them?
What do you do?
Yeah, Sunday morning.
girls over there. I respect you.
You look like you're having fun.
I appreciate that.
You're probably a great mom.
And they have a suit. Can you put your bra back on?
Please.
There are children around.
That's not respecting them.
That's not trying to control what they do.
No, because you don't be tempted.
Oh, so that's about you.
No.
Maximum.
I don't know if I could go down this.
You know what?
I take that back.
It's okay.
God bless you.
Yeah.
Your choice.
Do your choice.
Whatever you want to do.
Okay.
But I'm here to support you no matter what.
What?
Would you like a drink?
I'm a girl from a far because I can't get close.
And you don't expect anything if you do.
No.
No, no, no.
Too close.
Back up.
I expect her to enjoy the rest of her day after that.
Yes.
All of them.
All you guys are so.
My wife would love you, but you'll never meet.
That's what happens.
All right.
That's a bachelor's.
That's pretty fun.
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty fun.
Yeah, I bet.
That must be the best thing to do before you.
get married, huh?
Just respecting women.
Yeah.
And then she's getting a jet ski and cruise off in the lake.
Yeah.
So she shouldn't be worried at all.
No.
There's a lot of water everywhere.
Yeah.
Relax.
You know,
the set up.
She should be more supportive for this.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
I mean, she said she trusts him, but like, it's like, I don't know,
she doesn't trust what movies.
Like, she's having a lot of irrational fears.
So the movies are all fake.
They're not not fake, but like, they're all light.
Do you think someone would have
have a couch hanging out the window and then he'd wake up in the rooftop.
I don't know.
Do you think people actually have tigers like that in their bathrooms?
Yeah.
Mike Tyson.
Who knows?
Not in Vegas.
In a hotel.
That's a movie.
That's what she said.
Yeah, that's what she was saying.
That's what Angie asked.
So we're just making things.
You really think people pull out their own teeth when they're drunk?
Or get face tats?
Yeah.
Well, actually, that could happen.
Yeah.
See? Especially in L.A.
in Las Vegas.
All right.
Let's help out Rachel.
She's tripping on the cousin that her man chose to be the best man and is already, they're getting married next year, but she's already like, oh, the bachelor porn.
Yeah.
Nah, you know what, the cousin's messing up by acting like it's going to be so much fun and all that.
You have to act, you have to pretend you're about to have the miserable time.
Well, we know you're not.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go.
They're dragging me over here.
Oh, my God.
I just want to split.
It's so hot out.
There.
Can you go to Lake Havasu for bachelor parties?
It's fun.
It's a fun place.
For a bachelor party?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've never been period.
It's really fun like because you could get like a party boat.
Yeah.
And then there's areas where you could park and all the boats are parked and everyone's there hanging out.
Loud music.
Partying.
If you wouldn't have a suit.
And what happens at parties?
People have fun.
Yeah.
Oh.
So maybe Rachel should just be like, oh, babe, I'll join you so you don't have to be worried.
It's a bachelor party.
Don't be that.
But we can be like the new, the new couple thing.
Yeah, because I would like you to be respecting women around me.
For sure.
Yeah.
I would be with you while we're just respecting women.
Yeah.
Imagine he wants to join your festivities with your little straws and things like that.
Yeah.
What's a straw?
You're interestingly shaped edible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He don't want to be around that.
He doesn't want to live laughing up.
Personally, like, and honestly, to be completely honest with you,
I don't think they're that cute to be making any type of ornaments.
I wouldn't I don't need that
I don't need to see it like two circles
in a cylinder it's like come on
yeah it doesn't matter
I don't need it in a straw
I don't need it in a lullipop
the only place I need it in
the oven yes that one
you know what I'm saying
I don't like that decoration
Angie if I ever have a bachelor party
please don't do the decorations
return all the stuff you bought her in
yeah she's been holding
Jose return it
she has a wholesale store
you give it you give me to Greg
and he'll split it
with left you
have a cylinder
and a little
watching way too many movies
yeah
she got all this crazy
ideas in her head
thinking that her man
is going to do
a crazy bachelor party
with tigers
and lions
and witches
and heart dolls
and all the stuff
and girls
she's getting married
next year
her man has
that one cousin
that she knows
is Mr. Maniacs
he even has it
on his profile
Mr. Maniacs
because I'm
probably that cousin
to other cousins
Mr.
It's not his fault, all right?
It's not his fault.
He was blessed.
He was blessed.
Yeah.
Some people have a fun cousin.
Would you rather have a boring cousin?
But it's more of him being single and always having new girls with him and loves to party, okay?
It's not that part, right?
For their bachelor, they are planning a Lake Havasu weekend trip next summer.
Nice.
Wow.
It's next summer away.
I have a feeling he has things up his sleeve.
Yes, he's Mr. Maniacs.
He always has something up his sleeve.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
We were at lunch earlier this week
And his cousin just kept telling him
Man, the bachelor party's gonna be so fun
What a...
Yeah, he's doing too much
He's doing too much
How do he just trolling?
He sounds like a fun cousin
He sounds like he doesn't like the wife too much
Or like, no, maybe not that
She feels that way too
She says, I feel like he's purposely doing it in front of me
Which, like to make me feel weird
To get under her skin
He probably likes doing that
Yeah
Oh, he's annoying
I don't want to be that type of future bride
But I'm wondering if I should have them change their plans.
Kim about if it's gone wild.
Oh, you're right.
We're going to get little one.
Should I have them change their plans?
Or if I should talk to my fiance seriously about this situation.
I just don't want to be bright to look.
Girl, you're too concerned with how you're going to look.
Just look how you look.
Yeah.
If you're right Zilla, he loves you.
Show him the real, you, girl.
Show him who you are.
So it's not a surprise after.
Yeah, he loves you real.
Yeah.
I guarantee you he doesn't love his cousin as much.
much as he loves things that only you and him can partake in.
Yes.
But after he's done, he might love his cousin more.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
I thought Vic is the kissing cousins guy.
No.
It's a rumor.
Clearly.
My cousin with his cousin, not me.
Clearly, you guys don't love your family.
What type of love?
Are you talking about, brother?
Just love, like, man, I love hanging out of my cousin.
I don't know.
You never have cousins you grew up with her.
Just like, they're a good time.
As a black sheep?
No.
I'm okay.
As the black sheep of the family.
You know, I'm just one's like problem.
I'm kidding.
La Mama Primas and primas.
Okay.
It's me.
I'm the problem, you guys.
I'm the cousin.
Oh, you were the cousin?
Yeah.
And when I grow up, I'm going to be the Tia.
All right?
I'm going to be the zebra print dress.
Oh, the cheetah print zebra print zebra.
Let's dance.
I want to know.
Yeah.
Horito, why is your mom dressed?
This is the first comedian.
It's like you're graduating kindergarten, dude.
I don't even know what animal print that is.
I don't know.
Me and Nicito, we just ignore it.
It's a ligar.
A ligar.
You just look the other way.
Just kidding.
I'm a great time.
All right.
Carlos from Long Beach.
What's up, Carlos?
Carlos.
Not at the table, Carlos.
Buenos Diaz, what a hangover.
It's a hangover.
It always gets me.
Good morning.
Good morning, Pops.
Do you know that joke?
I don't know it.
But also, like, I didn't watch that movie really.
That's a great movie.
No.
No?
No.
No?
No.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm right here.
What up, man?
What up?
You know the table table?
Hey, real quick.
Real quick.
To old girl, the bride, man.
Yeah.
I'm just to say like this, man.
Let the cat off the leash and let the bird fly free, girl.
You know what I'm saying?
Let him do him.
He's going to marry you
You have the rest of your life with them
You know what I'm saying
That's it
Let the cat out of nowhere
Let her cat free too
Hold on wait no
Yeah that's what
Why not? You know what
Why not?
Go have a bachelor party
And do you girl
You know what I'm saying
You could only be a you know
For one night
So you know
What?
I'm mad
No I'm mad
They got pineapples over there
Yeah
All parties are cancelled
Hey, not at the table, Carlos.
Hey, they might get married and divorced at the same day.
You never know.
You don't want that, Carlos.
Carlos, why you want that?
Sounds like an expensive party.
Yeah, Carlos.
Where are you promoting that?
Hey, real quick, real quick, I want to invite the brown bag crew to my toy drive this
Saturday in Long Beach, I see the Chavez Park, man.
You guys come through with my fourth annual.
That's amazing, though.
Are any cats off the leash over there?
Are any birds fly?
If you want to,
If you want them to hear them, you know what I have a couple cats off the beach.
You're going to come on.
He's going to get him from Long Beach Boulevard.
Hold up in light, Carlos.
The choice is going to be given to all.
Larry is.
He's saying just let him go.
Let him do it.
Thank you for the invite too, Carlisle.
Raymond in South Carolina.
What's up, Raymond?
Raymond.
South Carolina.
What's up?
Hey.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Yeah, how's it going over there in South Carolina?
What are you doing?
I'm doing some pine
saw right now
Okay
Some what?
Some pine salt?
It's good
Paint
My landscaper
Oh
You're putting
Pine trees up
No pine straw
On the beds
You know where the plants go
Oh
It makes it look pretty
It makes it look pretty
Oh
Can you send us a picture
So that I can see
And shout out to you for your work
I love
I love shout out of all the landscapers out there
I know your pop does the same thing.
Yeah, Angie's dad is a tree trimmer.
Yeah.
Yeah, so so many, everyone wanted to be that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dad.
So I get it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, tell us to the pop.
All right.
Talk to us, Raymond.
What would you tell the girl, Rachel?
It's simple.
It's simple.
Let her do the same thing, you know,
and brag about it as well.
You know what I mean?
He'll get hooked up with their friends and all that
and have her do the same thing, you know?
Reven. It's going to make him not even want to do it.
Yeah, so do the same exact thing.
Have your friend Bragg.
Have a home girl.
Be like, oh, my God, girl.
We got the craziest night.
Yeah, we got this craziest cake.
Oh, my God.
I like that.
Just all for a mujeres.
Can't wait.
You got to see this lalipop girl.
How do you go?
Yeah.
The church is kind of playing with their head, too, you know.
Yeah.
I'm not mad at a hair.
he's a man, you know, he's got to do a thing too.
He's happy about his cousin.
South Carolina, great.
He's the man. What's your landscaping business
for everyone that listens to us over there so they can hire you?
Sunstar, landscaping.
Sunstar landscaping.
Hey, Reverend, I'm not lying. I really do appreciate you listening to us
in South Carolina.
Oh, yeah.
I've been back to Dave Morris.
Baker Boys.
Let's go.
Power 1-6.
That's cool.
All right.
Thank you.
You're the best, always been the best station ever.
Let's go, Raymond.
Happy holidays.
Thank you for calling him, bro.
Shout out, South Carolina.
Yes.
All right, he said revenge.
Revenge?
Do the same exact thing back.
It's wild that Vic really said, like, yeah, girl, get the lollipops ready.
He said that?
Yeah, he said that.
What are they going to do to the lollipups?
Yeah.
What is it, Vic?
Hmm?
He's what?
No.
I was in character.
I just, I just, I just, I just,
I hugged two. I hugged two. I hugged two. I hugged two. I hugged two. I hugged two.
Now, yes.
You're not sleepy. Creamy. Now kids.
I hop too.
Oh my God. Just me on me.
Breakfast are you around.
I'm nice. Seriously.
I hugged too. I hugged too. I hugged too. I hug too.
Sorry, I got in a little.
You got really into that. Yeah, you're like, you're hyperbocus.
You were so focused on like doing that.
Yo.
I hug too.
I'm so into it right now.
Angie, you want to ask?
You guys, someone's playing holiday music right now.
We had to step to us.
He's talking about lollipuffs of me.
Giselle from West Hills.
Giselle.
Jazeel.
Hello, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Jazeel, it feels good to hear from a girl.
All the guys are saying, let the cat do with the bird fly.
I don't know with a cat in the bird.
I've never seen a cat on the leash.
What would you tell, Rachel?
Rachel has them, they're getting married next year,
and she's planning the wedding,
and she's probably being super stressed out over, like,
what flowers and what dress and the bachelor's.
And then she hears her man's cousin,
who's the best man being like, bro, the bachelor party.
Lake Habist, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
When we blacked out.
And then she's like, should I have my man?
Like, now she's getting anxiety over this bachelor party.
She's asking, should she have a serious convo, make him change his plans?
She doesn't want to be bright Zilla either, though.
Yeah.
Honestly, I don't know if you guys are going to like what I'm going to say, but I, personally, from personal experience, I don't think you should be tripping.
Like, la vera, se imprisale, and if you can't trust your man or his cousin, I mean, his cousin, he's going to be doing whatever he's going to be doing.
Yeah.
But your man, your man is the one that's responsible of whatever's going to happen.
Like with my husband, he went to a trip with his guys.
And it was at Las Vegas.
And y'all can just imagine what went down.
And so my man came to tell me everything.
He aired everything out.
And now his homeboys don't even talk to him anymore because none of the girlfriends or his wife knew what happened.
over there at the
Las Vegas.
I have a question.
The stuff that he told you,
was it everybody else?
Did he tell you about what everybody else did?
What everybody was doing
and what they were forcing him to do.
Oh, they forced him.
They forced him to do that.
They had a weapon to do that.
He's a victim.
Wow.
Are you listening to the guys?
Are you listening to him, Jizel?
Yeah.
You know what?
They forced me one time to do something.
It's not something that he does, you know.
Ever.
We're Christians.
We don't do only of that kind of stuff.
And so it was a first thing.
Are you a real person?
Giselle, you cannot be real right now.
Why?
What happened?
Giselle, as a Christian soul myself.
She's trolling.
Please don't say he's never because he's Christian.
Don't add.
A Christians clean out the ATM too, all right?
No, listen, as a Christian.
I was once forced into an establishment.
I didn't know people were going to be dancing.
No, the thing is that we were, he thought, oh, like, it was just going to be a guy's trip.
Like, you know, I was the same way as how she was thinking.
I was, like, thinking the worst.
I was like, what do you mean?
Like, what do you mean?
Like, no, especially Las Vegas.
And, like, I was just against it.
But then my, I had to talk with my mom.
And then my mom was like, Miramika.
Like, the guy who, like, your man, who, like, your man, who,
Whatever it doesn't matter your boyfriend, husband.
Yeah.
If there's going to cheat on you, it's going to be with the vizina.
It's going to be with your friend.
It's going to be with anybody.
Oh, it's not going to be with the stripper.
Oh, yeah.
So that was not him.
Okay.
So my thing, Giselle is like, he came back and he told you everything about all the homies.
And it got the homies in trouble.
He showed me pictures.
He showed me videos.
Wow.
Wow.
That boy a snitch.
Straight up.
Right.
Go on, Gizel.
She married a snitch.
She married six nights.
Yeah.
Giselle
They made me throw the money on her
Hold on, let me talk to her
Let me talk to her
Giselle
And then did you tell the girlfriends
or something
Because how, why did the guy
Stop talking to him?
Like, if he just told you
So we were at my friends
Well, the girl's wedding
And I was talking to the bride
The girlfriend
The guy's girlfriend
We were just chatting about everything
What's happening at the trip
And then one of the girlfriends, they knew about it.
And they were like, oh, yeah.
Like, you know, I don't know if I can say this.
Wait, be careful.
Say it nicely.
No cursing.
Rated G.
So they like to do.
Hey, give that kid a tablet.
Yeah, give that kid a tablet.
She's a sugar.
Trying to basket.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.
We're waiting for her therapy to start.
That's why.
Oh, you're a huge.
need the therapy.
What's your baby saying, by the way?
Her name is Angelina.
Angelina Julia.
Sugar baby.
Do you know what your daddy did?
Yeah, we're waiting for her.
Okay, Giselle.
So at the party, there was some crazy activity going on,
but your husband, your man, the Christian,
that would not do any of this stuff.
Like, why was he made a part of that?
That's so crazy.
Why would he even go?
So when he went, he literally was so,
like so sad.
He was like, dude, like, I didn't think they, like,
did this. Like, you know, they're high school buddies.
Like, their best friends.
Yeah, how could they.
He was so shocked at his friends.
Yeah.
He's known that since high school.
Yeah, and doesn't know.
No, no.
He's just finding out.
Just found out years later that they would do that.
Giselle, you're so cute.
Yeah, the thing is that, like, my husband,
he just goes to work and he comes home to us.
So when we go out with, like,
it was his first time ever, like, going to a train.
First time.
First time.
Wait, are you guys high school sweethearts?
First time.
What happened?
Are you high school sweethearts?
Yes, we're high school sweethears.
And I've been knowing him since I was 11 and he was 12.
Oh, beautiful family.
And somehow the homies just went left, but like he just stayed straight.
He just went to church.
Yeah, straight on the cruise.
They went to the parking lot.
He's not a lot of sheep.
Oh, they met at church.
They met at church.
I know a good church in Vegas.
All right.
Giselle.
So he comes home and then he snitches on all the homies
and then you tell the girls.
So the girlfriend, the one of them,
she's into all the kind of stuff.
She was like, oh, yeah.
You sound so Christian right now.
So like sugar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
That's it.
That's no more mentions of that, okay, ma'am.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so a bunch of, you know, all of that kind of candy.
stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, did I just tell you?
No more mentions of that.
Okay.
They were doing stuff.
They were doing that.
And then I was just like, oh, so you knew.
And then she said, yeah, of course.
Like, you know, I like candy too.
And I was like, oh.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
I get it.
Yes.
She let you know that she knew about like one part of the things they were doing.
And she also does it.
No, you expected, oh, then you know about the this and the that and the butt stuff and the
and the, like all of that, right?
And then she was like, no, I didn't know about that, right?
And then your husband was sitting on the couch, like, looking at them praying for them.
Yeah, crying.
But somehow didn't leave or did it?
No, no, no, no, they forced him.
They forced him.
How did they lock the door?
No more locked doors.
I'm not sure about that, but.
What are you doing?
And you know, I'm that.
Who's backing it up like a U-Ha truck?
Where are you?
She's at the waiting for her piece.
She said that, but the peep, beep, beep.
Who me?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm here.
the LUSD,
she's going to have a meeting with the psychologist, that's why.
But what are they doing outside?
Like the BP.
Oh, they're bringing down all the disabled kids, that's fine.
Oh, is that like the machine?
No, so it's a bus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so Iista is, and you're talking about the shenanigans.
Oh, my God, look at you.
No, it's okay, so.
Yossito's watching you just, my whole advice to her.
My whole advice is don't trip.
Like, like, the
fact, you can't hide
you can't hide any lives.
Like, you know.
Well, your man can.
Really good.
He didn't do that.
He was forced, let's
he said, you don't have any thought of like,
hey, he's telling me all this,
but he's also making himself like really innocent.
Maybe he didn't, maybe he did stuff.
It wasn't him.
They forced him.
That's a different person.
That influence has happened.
At the end of the day, like I told him,
I was like, I don't have you on a leash.
I cannot control everything that you do.
I'm not watching 24-7.
Like, you are not my son.
You are not, I'm not your mom.
If you're going to be doing some kind of, you know, suspicious stuff, some fishy stuff,
that's on you.
At the end of the day, I know who I am.
And if you're going to be doing that, then that's what kind of man you are and the kind of father that your daughters are going to be seen.
Yep.
And I bet you.
Yeah, that stopped them.
Yeah.
You know what?
You know who you are and you know who's you are.
And that's God.
You are God's daughter.
You are a child of God.
That's exactly what he told his homies.
Amen.
It's amen.
God,
you guys.
I hope you guys have a wonderful thing.
Thank you, Jesselle.
I appreciate you.
Hey, I'm for real,
for real.
God bless you too, mamacita.
And I hope therapy goes well for your little one.
And for all the little ones there.
Love to you, baby girl.
Thank you.
All right.
Hit us up, homie help line.
We got the home girl, Giselle.
She thinks her man did not do anything at a bachelor party.
Who's going to tell her?
No.
He's a Christian man.
Yeah, he only took pictures and videos and had them on the phone.
So he has evidence.
He's a cop.
They must be so popular in their friend group.
They have no friend group.
Obviously, yeah, that's the point.
Like, bro.
It works for them?
It's insane.
Okay, so you guys, you guys are, it's a tricky little slope you guys are on right now.
Because in order to say, like, be anti-Herman, you'd have to be, you have to admit that crazy stuff happens at bachelor parties.
But this whole time you guys have been saying that only respecting women happens at bachelor's time.
So which one are you thinking?
I can only speak for myself.
Okay.
Oh, so you're like Jacelle's man that you wouldn't do anything, but everyone else.
Oh, so it does happen.
For sure.
So Jacelle's man and right.
Yeah, because you guys are tripping on him like if he's lying and teaching.
Nobody's ever forced.
Didn't you say she married six nine?
Like you were like you were very adamant about like how bad it's like you don't want to talk about all the good things that happened the night
All the respecting women
Yeah like you didn't actually that's because you and your boys
And also like you naturally should respect women so you don't have to like showboat about it
Yeah exactly your future wife should already know of how much you're gonna respect women that night
Exactly yeah like you don't have to tell her exactly that's just bragging and yeah
Bragging is a waste of energy just yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
from Pico Rivera.
What's up, Erica?
Good.
Good morning, brown bag.
Good morning, sweetheart.
Erica, talk to us.
What would you tell this girl, Rachel,
that's like already having anxiety
and a panic attack about her future husband's
bachelor party with his maniac cousin
that he is at Lake Havasu next summer?
Okay, excuse me for my raspy voice,
but yes, I was dying with Giselle right now.
I couldn't even deal, but.
She's a sweet angel.
Yes.
To her.
would say, you know what, let him do a thing like the previous color said, have one of the home
girls, the maid of honor, be like, hey, well, you know what, we're going to have, you know,
a good time. We're not even worried about you guys. And actually, I have a little thing. Let her
know that there's a butler for women that go, it's like the whole United States. And it's like
a guy that comes in wherever hotel or whatever they're planning on doing. Like, she could have
our own thing, too, you know, besides male shrippers. There's other things that we have. I'm listening. Keep
talking what is the killer do?
Like, just keep going.
I've never heard of it.
Like Alfred?
I don't know.
She said,
and she says it's not a true because.
It's a butler.
It's a private butler.
Okay.
So a couple years back, my cousin had got married.
So it was like a private butler and they come to the hotel.
We surprised her.
And they could basically do, you know, like spurs, do whatever you want.
But they basically mainly come, serve you your drinks, make you your food, do the games for you,
clean up after you.
They're a butler.
But all they have on is that apron.
Oh, okay.
There's that part.
People get paid for that?
Yeah.
Yeah, males, male.
Well, this is for women, for our best.
Yeah.
So let's put up.
Because, you know, I was talking to the guys.
We were talking to the guys off air.
Like, even on the girls stuff, it's like,
I'm not trying to have, like,
male street is, like, a little bit crazy.
Like, eh.
But when you said, like, just someone going there and, like,
literally getting your drinks, like, doing stuff for you,
I'm like, oh, okay.
I see it.
But then you said they're half naked, so.
We respect men.
No, no.
See, that's the thing.
So we're not really too fond of male shippers.
They're kind of, well, they're not kind of.
It's just nasty.
Yeah.
To each their own.
Shout to them, yeah.
Yeah, like, yeah, but yeah, to each their own.
But, I mean, I mean, because we just, maybe I had a bad experience.
But anyways, the Mel.
What's your bad experience?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Did you get forced to do something, too?
What's your bad of male super experience?
Yeah.
What happened, Erica?
Absolutely hit you in the shoulder?
He was dancing and dancing on us.
And then when it came my turn and he down.
He was.
It was just prickly and hairy and then he's oh it was just a turn off like it was like oh you didn't shave or did you shave like I don't know it was just no his whole body yeah it was just not he was a he was a retro throwback yeah it was yeah it was just not yeah it was just not a yeah it was just not a after that I'm like yeah you know I'm cool like from far you know whatever yeah yeah yeah
But with the but with the butler, it was really nice because he didn't do anything to the extent because, you know, my cousin's very like, not very Christian, but she's very like to herself.
She doesn't like none of that.
But we just basically had eye candy for the night.
We just had eye candy for the night.
He cleaned up after us.
He played our games.
It was cool, you know.
And then we went to like, you know, we did other things outside, you know, once we were, you know, at our location.
But she just needs to plan on trip, you know, do the best that she can and have fun.
So she doesn't think about what her match.
her fiance is doing.
Yeah.
But like, yeah, like if the cousin's going to go over there and just kind of throw it in her
face and cause little tension, then her, her bridesmaids and everybody else should do the
same thing.
Yeah.
Make him think twice too.
Why should it just be one way?
Yeah.
So it's like if they're going to make her feel some type of way, then make him feel some type of way.
Let's go, Erica.
I like that.
Or her fiance, too, should be like, hey, don't be talking right on front of my fiance.
I don't want problems.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's true.
Just be respectful as well, you know.
Don't be, you know, don't do that.
There we go, Eric.
It's about Risha too, so there's that.
Thank you, Erica.
Thank you for Colleen and good evening.
Yeah.
Okay, so I kind of have a little idea, which is a great option.
The Butler look outside.
Girl, whatever weekend there, like, have a suit trip is,
plan your bachelor party for the next week.
That is going to trip your man out.
Because he knows what's going to happen.
Because he knows he's going to be on his, like, for example,
If his bachelor party goes wild
Hey guess what?
Mine's next week.
Don't even trip.
Don't trip.
You guys didn't do anything, right?
We're going next week.
And then he's going to be like, oh my God,
give him the anxiety back.
Plan your bachelor party after his bachelor party.
And depending on how his bachelor party goes,
if he answers his phone, if he leaves you on red,
if he goes to you, all of that.
Oh, babe, I don't know.
They forced me.
All of that, amp up whatever you were planning for your bachelor's.
So you're giving him to work.
Week? Two weekends?
Yeah.
That's good.
Back to back free weekends.
Hey, boys.
You say that until you're deputy.
I like it. Yeah.
You say that until your death are good.
You say that until you, you guys think that the Bachelorette and the bachelor should be the same week?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's usually how it happens.
That's how it is.
It's the same weekend.
No.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Give them the two weeks.
Give them the two weeks.
See how that.
Girls can get a lot more than guys can get.
Give them the two weeks.
Give them the two weeks.
We'll technically have more because we'll have two weekends to do it.
So will she, it's stupid.
Yeah.
It worked both ways.
Hold on.
I don't know.
There we got two weeks later.
No, because she's going to be worried the first week.
No, she's not.
Rachel's already worried.
Hey, we're supposed to help Rachel.
There am I.
Rachel, you know what?
Plan your party.
Have a good time.
Don't stress
Just make him swallow an air tag
And
That's what you're trying to do
She's not gonna
She's gonna where he's at
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, just
Let him be free
And you be free
Put a ring camera on
Fly
Let the cat fly
And the bird
And the bird
Swing
A bird off the leash
Or whatever it's called
And then let the dog out
Or just get a drone pigeon
Yeah
To do what?
And just watch
Yeah
Just
Him cheat
And it's that time of the year
It's the most
Wonderful time of the year
Yeah
De puerco, de puerco
Yeah
We're talking about tamale
season
Yeah
That's why I said the puerco you guys
Oh
Yeah
Oh, de polloe
What is the tamale
Gordazpero?
Because it's
Malito
Yeah
Do it.
Do it again.
Why did the...
Let him do it.
Sorry.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tammolito.
You know what?
I'm over there.
It's fine.
I would like to hear it from you, Greg.
Thank you, letty, thank you.
Go ahead.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Why, Greg?
Because he's so cute.
My little.
Thank you for letting me say it, guys.
Speaking of tamales, I have one.
Ha-ha.
I do.
No, literally.
I do.
Yeah, she does.
And you can get it.
Hey.
Oh.
Okay, I'm just kidding.
Why are we all eating the tamal?
We all have tamales in front of this.
Saturday, November 23rd.
Yes.
Letty birthday.
We're going to do a celebration for our very own La Amada la Amma.
Leti.
Yay!
All right, so check this out.
I know that there's a lot of drives and as we should for this holiday season and all of that.
But I'm like, dang, like, every time I see the turkeys being given out,
I'm like, I wouldn't know what to do with that.
You mean the frozen turkeys?
Yeah, the frozen turkeys.
But I would know what to do if you gave me the ingredients to make tamales.
So what we're going to do is next Saturday at the Vallarta and Van Ice.
That's right.
We will be there in the morning.
I believe it's from what time to what time?
11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
And we're going to be giving away kids to make tamales, bro.
Wow.
That's my neighborhood.
106 tamale kids.
And I wanted to tell you listening because I wanted to be the people that listened to us.
pull up, say I'm here for brown bag, and boom, the first 106 people to say that, you get these tamale kids.
Wow.
Yeah.
And it will be my birthday, so if anyone wants to tell my husband to pull up with the mariachi, please do that, okay?
Pull up with a mariachi.
Yeah, yeah.
And flowers.
And flowers.
La tamal de la mamma.
La tamal tamalta.
Yeah, but I really wanted that moment to, like, force people to be around me.
So.
Usually I'm very alone in depri on my birthday
Because it's around Thanksgiving time
And then no one wants to be around me
And that will be a day where you can come and get some tamales
Yeah
So get let these free tamal kit
And if you can't make it
I suggest letting a family know that needs it
Or that would really appreciate this to pull up
Because Thanksgiving is around the corner
I feel like everybody could use this
Yeah respectfully I wanted to be the people that are listening to us
I wanted to be our brown bag family that pulls up and say I'm here for brown bag so that we can hook you up with these 106 kids.
Maximo is in Van Nu Ice and now I already know he's going to tell everyone in his family that he's just go.
Just go.
Anything in the value, just be careful.
Maximo has next level influence there.
One time we went to a Chucky cheese and every single person at that Chucky cheese knew Maximum.
How do you do it, Maximum?
Yeah.
So yeah.
Van Nuys Verta.
If it sounds like we're eating, we are.
We are eating tamales right now.
We are.
We're not my tamales,
Ralph's tamale.
Yeah.
Hey, how's Ralph's tamal taste?
I don't know.
How do you guys like it?
Ramola touched my tamal.
What?
Oh, because he doesn't like his...
Oh, you don't like your tamal touched.
She doesn't like...
I don't like that mal being touched at all.
Now you can't eat it all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She didn't touch it, Ramona.
Why are you touching him?
I know she didn't.
She unwrapped it for him because he's a toddler.
Yeah.
All right.
And now he's not going to eat it.
Let me say it in the clear so that we have it for a video.
This coming...
No.
That's Saturday, November 23rd, okay?
The Saturday before Thanksgiving week, all of that,
we are hooking you up with free tamal kids over at the Vajarta in Van Nu.
That's right, yeah.
It just happens to be my birthday, so if you say happy birthday, let me.
I would appreciate a hug.
Happy birthday Latif.
Yeah, yeah, it would be so tight.
I'm not hugging either.
But we have 106 tamal kids that were going to give away to the first 106 people that tell us I'm here for brown bag, okay?
Come get some tamales.
Yeah.
What did you say?
Tammales, tamales.
Hell yeah.
great.
Vick is so happy about this giveaway
more than he's like,
we're gonna do that, say love.
Hey, hey, what are you doing over there?
Sambra Sala with Angie.
All right, you guys are familiar with the game.
Never, have I ever?
Yes.
Yes, right?
Okay, okay.
I've never played it.
Never?
Have I ever.
Okay, maybe he's played it.
You're dumb.
Okay, I was gonna tell you,
maybe we can play along with Tia Mori
because she was playing with her friends,
Natasha and Sierra,
and they revealed that one of them
actually kiss Rihanna.
T.Mauri.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not more you like the show.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, they start laughing at you.
Angie.
We're laughing at something else.
Yeah, no, they were giving each other like a card.
He took my debit card.
The security card?
No, my debit card.
867?
No, I don't know how he got my debit card.
No, I thought you said it was 61513.
When it was right in front of me this whole time.
Okay.
Okay, well, let me play the audio.
First question that they asked.
Never have I ever gone skinny dipping.
Okay.
Really?
I haven't done that yet.
No?
No.
Okay, so that was like the first one, right?
Innocent, who's gone skinny dipping here?
No one?
No one?
No, I haven't done that.
Okay.
Greg, have you gone skinny dipping?
Somebody's calling me no caller ID right now.
Let me see.
But we didn't give out the number.
Somebody's calling me no caller ID.
But we didn't give out the last number.
Never have I ever?
I'm not answering that.
I'll answer.
Yeah.
Let's answer it.
Answer it and let's play never-hour with them.
Playback, but like if you heard, you heard.
Yeah.
Do it, do it, pull.
Yes, too.
Well, just make a rail out of it.
Okay, yeah.
What's up?
Have you got skinny dipping?
Yeah.
Skinny.
Full, just answer.
You know what it is that you're announcing that it is that because someone's calling you listening.
And you're saying that it's calling.
So they're like, I got the right number.
Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was a terrible idea.
Now you got to answer it.
I'm not answering.
I don't know who that is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But anyway.
Have you got skinny dipping?
Oh, I love to do it.
You do it?
Yes, it's fresh.
It feels fresh.
Oh, I love to do it.
Yeah.
How many times have you done it?
A lot, actually.
Yeah.
You've never done it before?
I've never done it.
Okay, what are the rules of skinny dipping?
It has to be nighttime, hopefully.
Doesn't matter what time of day it is.
It's called skinny dipping.
I hope it at a public pool, Greg.
I was in a public pool.
It's at someone's pool.
Yeah, at my pool.
At my house.
Where's your pool?
Greg, not again.
Yeah.
Mom?
Mom!
Got a free willie, mom!
When my dad lived in Vegas, he had a pool at his house.
Oh, God, I got it, got it.
I thought recently you did that.
My mom puts up a pool.
And you do it there?
I don't know why I think skinny dipping, I think jacuzzi and I...
I don't think.
No, that's chunky dunking.
What?
No, really?
That's a thing?
I want it to be a thing.
I would like it.
It sounds like it's a thing.
Yeah.
It feels like a name for a hot pot restaurant.
Chunky something.
All right, Angelica.
Okay, and then the next question is this one.
If they've kissed a girl.
Never have I ever kissed a girl.
What?
So there was this one time my sister and I, we were out dancing at a club.
This was like 2008.
And then, yeah, then I just kissed a girl.
So Tia's out here saying that, yes, she has kissed the girl.
Oh, no.
But then what everyone was shocked was that her friend Natasha actually kissed.
This, Rihanna, like back girl Riri.
Wow.
Listen.
Wow.
My kiss with Rihanna.
We were just randomly at this party.
And she starts vibing, talking to me, tell me how pretty I am.
And she asks if she can blow me, you know, a little.
And I was like, yeah.
So she grabbed my face and opened my mouth and we kiss.
I don't know what kind of kiss, but she's like, she opened my mouth and we,
Wow
That's great
Like that was like
It sounds like a shotgun thing
With they were probably inhaling some stuff
I don't know
Oh like when you were
Yeah
Like a hooker or something
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I like that
Yeah
I've done it
No
I like that
I like that picture
Rihanna
You guys like it too
Yeah
Of course
Yeah
But it's just like the first time
It's the first time
I hear like
Oh
Rihanna
Kissing a girl
I'm like, I would expect that from Katie Perry.
Nah, that sounds like Rihanna.
Yeah?
Respectfully.
In that era.
That was like a good girl gone bad.
Coachella, for sure.
On top of her security guard's head.
Like, that era, Rihanna.
She's well-reiana.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good girl gone bad.
Good girl gone bad.
I see that happening.
You know, she's like in her young, early 20s, just kind of like just vibing out.
I actually think Katie Perry did it the least even though she made the song about it.
Yeah.
Oh, like you turned it one time and it was.
Yeah.
She was frightened.
She ain't really about it.
it.
Yeah.
Not that life
really was.
She's really
about this.
Yeah.
All right.
That's it for
Sumbrasala
brought to you
by a local
Southern California
and Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie
from Brownback
mornings on Par 106.
So we have an
iPad in here
and it's like
a, it's like the
collar dog
but also it's
Jose's iPad.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Jose.
What is the
cocaine snow globe?
What is that,
sir?
Is that where
you're looking up on it?
No, he has it.
What is it?
It's an idea
I have.
That's cool.
Wait, what if it's not patent pending yet?
Hold on, that's probably, yeah.
No, he has, yeah.
That's a good idea.
It's a good idea.
It is, it is, especially right now.
As long as it stays in there.
There's some Ali Baba links in here.
Wow.
Oh, wait, you're really working on this.
Yeah.
Look, it says cookie.
But I'm just like, oh, okay.
Click on this.
You just sold this idea.
Hold on.
Let me just patent this.
I see it.
They have it on Etsy, and they have, like, a little money inside for.
What is, what is, what is.
Pog and a hog
What's that?
Why is it spelled P-A?
Why are you looking at
Pigs in a blanket?
What's Pog and a hogs, sir?
Is that like another idea?
The homie
Gregory.
What is that?
The phone fell from my microphone, sorry.
But anyways, you guys know
there's a big fight that's going on.
Jake Paul versus
the one only Mike.
Mike Tyson.
That's today on Netflix, streaming to everyone.
If you have Netflix, you have the fight.
That's so tight.
And actually, you can watch.
They're doing a little docu series before,
so you can see like the prelude to the fight,
which is really tight.
I'm so excited.
I've realized that I've never watched anything live on Netflix before.
So it was going to be my first time watching something live.
Me too.
I'm excited to see how they do it.
And it's Netflix.
You know, they have all the capabilities in the world.
So it's really cool to see this fight go down.
Yep.
And so Mike Tyson was doing some interviews
And he did an interview with a specific
Interviewer named Jazzy
I was the little girl
She does a lot of interviews
She's amazing
Very inspirational I like that for her
Yeah she's very nice she's very like
It's just like motivation
She wants a lot of motivational stuff on her page
And stuff like that
So she's asking Mike Tyson some questions
But the answer that she gets from him
It's kind of deep
I want you guys to listen to this, hear it out
Well in your return to the ring
For this fight you are setting a monumental
Opportunity for kids my age to see
the legend, Mike Tyson, in the ring for the first time.
So after such a successful career,
what type of legacy would you like to leave behind when it's all said and done?
Well, I don't know.
I don't believe in the word legacy.
I just think that's another word for ego.
Legacy doesn't mean nothing.
That's something word everybody grabbed on to.
Someone said that word and everyone grabbed on the words.
So now it's used every five seconds.
It means absolutely nothing to me.
I'm just passing through.
I'm going to die and it's going to be over.
Who cares about a legacy after that?
What a big ego?
So I'm going to die.
I won't be.
people to think that I'm this, I'm great, I'm, no, we're nothing.
We're dead. We're dust. We're absolutely nothing.
Our legacy is nothing.
Can you really imagine somebody say, I want my legacy to be this way when I, you're dead?
Why do you want somebody, do you think somebody really wants to think about you?
What's your dad that I think?
I want people to think about me when I'm gone.
Who the fuck cares about me when I'm gone?
My kids, maybe, your grandkids.
It's true.
Well, thank you so much for sharing that.
That is something that I have not heard before.
Someone say that as answer.
He kept it professional
Because that's
Mama Cita Linda Jazzy
I watched this interview like six times
It was so funny
He shattered her dreams
Like right there
But he was real
No he's like
This real spill
Yes but then it's like
You're talking to a kid
Should like go lost
You know some people believe in like sugar
Coding stuff for kids
Respectfully she's not doing
Kid things
She's doing interview and these people
He's gonna get these answers
He kept the real
When someone does psychedelics, like, he just got too, too woke.
I don't know.
Tyson is known to end those, right?
He said he's done the toe to change his life.
So when you do things like that, they say, like you open like your third eye where like you see outside in.
And I feel like he's just gone so far that it's like none of those stuff means anything for real.
A lot of people that I know that I've done stuff like that, they're just like, hey, you know, man, nothing really matters.
Yeah, none of this.
Just life.
It's just like, all pointless.
And you're just like, whoa.
Like my body, this is just borrowed.
Like, yeah.
My life starts after.
Wow.
Yeah, it's like you're just too.
Like, too outside licking in.
Yeah.
And they're probably right.
Like, it's too true.
Like, that's how everything he said.
I'm like, oh my God.
It's not wrong, but it's like.
He's like, we're just passing through.
That's it.
We're dead.
What I care of my legacy?
I'm dead.
Like, I'm, like, but we're adults.
This is a little kid.
He's telling that too.
Shout out.
Jaze.
I met her.
She's an incredible little girl.
I think her family's from Panama.
Like dad is always with her.
But hey, dad, that's the time where you come and intervene and be like,
he's also cursing in there, which is funny.
Well, Mike Tyson doesn't be able to, like, it seems like he doesn't,
he's not able to differentiate kids from adults.
Remember when he got his bula?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And he's like, he said, I thought that was a baby.
You're right.
Everybody's just people because we're all just passing through.
and we're going to die one day anyway, right?
That's no key.
Some of the listings I've heard, like this year,
like this year, definitely like top ten moments of, like,
he taught us all with that.
Yeah, no, I guess it's just the, like, baby girl, like,
well, no one's ever told me that before.
I think, you know?
I would hope not.
I bet she asked that question a lot, you know,
and people are like, well, my legacy is that I help people
or my legacy is that, that's all ego.
No, no, I'm like, whoa.
No, everything he said is for sure, like,
it's real.
It's real.
It's just like the timing
And Tyson, I don't care
Like Tyson's like I'm not here for like
I guess he was done
He didn't interview two with that one
You like him
He's a he's an interviewer
And he's almost awkward
When he interviews
Oh my guy
What's his name?
Funny Marco
Funny Marco
Funny Marco
And he's interviewing Mike
And Mike's like
Like not me bro
But it also it makes for the interview
Yeah
Yeah
Because he's about to go
beast in this ring.
Did you see you slap Jake Paul?
Yeah.
I will say Jake Paul didn't move.
Yeah, that's what I think.
That kind of worried me.
I'm kind of being convinced.
I don't think so because it, well, at least from like the videos that I've been
seen, supposedly Mike slapped him because Jake stepped on his shoe.
No, no, I mean, the slap happened.
Jake didn't even see that coming, so maybe that's why he didn't flinch.
And then we get to take it.
No, it's not flinching.
He didn't move.
At all.
Like Jake Paul just got slapped and, like, stayed there.
I also know like my, like I'm not trying to.
trying to hurt you slap you.
I know the stop it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That felt like that slap.
Not at all.
Yeah.
He didn't wind up.
Yeah.
Also my, yeah, yeah, that wasn't like a victory slap.
That wasn't like a r-r-r-victory slap.
I love that.
Yeah.
It was just like, hey, stop that.
Pluck up it.
Yeah.
We've all felt it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
It on me to stop.
Yeah.
Hi.
I was like, hi.
It's tonight.
Tonight.
Would you like to put up a friendly wager, my brother?
Let's do it.
I don't know.
100,000?
Friendly, something.
Friendly.
Everybody on the stage
bet me a million dollars right now.
A million dollars right now.
A million dollars.
Mom, I need a loan.
