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Sparrowing hit six, LA's number one for hip hop.
Happy Monday.
Happy Monday.
Monday, November 18th.
Wow.
Closer and closer to Thanksgiving.
Who are you dreading seeing this Thanksgiving, Greg?
Nobody.
I'm thankful to see everybody all the time.
Can't wait for my Tia to cry.
Guaranteed to happen at Greg's Thanksgiving.
Guaranteed to happen.
My Tia cries everything's getting, yes.
She has too much wine.
I was going to say, was it just whining?
She's just a crier?
Yes, she just cries.
I don't mind that.
I'll drink wine with her.
Maximo, guarantee to happen at your Thanksgiving.
Guaranteed to happen?
Mm-hmm.
My girl spends too much money.
Too much money?
The next day or God?
Yeah, it just always ends up on us.
Yeah.
And she's a teacher, too.
I'm sure she likes to decorate and make it look nice.
Yeah, they, they, well, she doesn't like it so much, but when she's around her mom,
they just, all of a sudden want all type of cheeses.
I always tell her mom
I was like, if you got paid for all your ideas
you'd be a millionaire.
Oh.
Because I end up funding them.
That's a good slight.
Maximo works to fund the ideas.
And he says it in Spanish so it hits harder.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
That aren't you.
Angie, guaranteed happen
at your family's Thanksgiving.
Oh, for sure.
Either my brother's going to eat in his room
and yell at my mom
or my sisters are going to go out of each other.
See?
Nothing is wrong.
It happens to all of us.
It's a tradition.
It's a big.
My grandpa falling asleep on the couch mid-conversation.
Oh, that's cute.
He just dozes off.
Wait, mid-conversation?
Yeah.
So he's like, hey, uh,
no, like, the minute it's not his turn to speak anymore, he just falls asleep.
I don't be saying something and somebody else says something.
He times out, he times out.
He needs to get that energy, you know, in your sleep.
You got to get that energy?
Yes, yes.
And then he claims that he was listening the whole time, though.
Wow.
All men do that.
All of you guys do that.
You're not listening.
I'm like, you're known, right?
I was listening to the whole time.
You said something about free and there's, like, you guys will literally have it in there.
Yeah.
That's what you said.
That's our superpower.
Yeah.
That is your superpower.
You usually have like about 15 seconds to finish your story or else we're gone.
See, and that's it.
Where are you?
I don't know.
We're gone.
Somewhere else.
My girl always tries to catch me.
You're not even listening.
I'm like, yeah, I was.
You said this and this.
She's like, all right.
But did you understand.
Yeah, that part.
It's the comprehension part.
You heard.
I repeat the last four words she says.
Yeah.
Never fails.
Oh, wow.
That gets us so bad.
That gets us so bad.
What happens at your Thanksgiving?
Guaranteed happen at my Thanksgiving is, hmm.
I don't know.
I got to get a win.
Tell me.
That it gets ready late.
To come outside?
Yes.
Yeah, I'll be the last one to get ready.
Because I have to get ready two toddlers.
Yes.
And decorate.
And then I got to go back.
and then by the time I'm out, the food's ready.
So I'm like, what's up?
And then I go right back to my room.
Because I'm like, oh, I'm tired.
This is getting ready and get all of that.
It lasts right.
Yeah, just go to La.
Nice photos in front of the Christmas tree.
My dad came back from Mexico, you guys.
Wow.
And he brought me a Virhan that's the size of one of my kids.
No way.
I don't know what to do with this baby girl.
How did he make it in his check bag?
Wow.
Yeah.
He also, he went to Onoato.
He also put apart a scooter and brought it back and then put it back together when we got.
Wow.
How come he just didn't bring it back together?
How come he just didn't bring it back in one piece?
Because he had to put it in his luggage.
He flew.
He disassembled it.
He disassembled it.
That's pretty cool.
That's impressive.
With the, with the be it.
He don't know they sell razors?
Yeah.
You leave him alone, okay?
It's because when you go to Mexico, you buy his toys for the kids.
It's $20.
It's $20.
My dad is present.
That's all that matters.
That's awesome.
Shout the scooter.
Shout the scooter and the Viethan.
That traveled together.
It's a blessed scooter.
They were bunk buddies.
Yeah.
That's a lot of effort.
Like he saw the scooter.
He was like,
I could take that apart and take it back to him.
And he did it, bro.
He's a Mexican.
Did he bring one back or two?
Just one.
He's like so, exactly.
I'm like, that's a guarantee fight.
I'm like, that's a guarantee fight.
Yeah.
The other one, it wouldn't fit.
All right.
The other ones for them when they go back to Mexico.
Ah.
That's a good way.
Like,
When you go back, you can have one here and you leave the other one over there.
I like your L.A. hat, Greg.
Oh, you can see it?
Yeah, sorry.
Hey, what was that picture that helped us out that looks like a cop on the Dodgers?
Trinanin.
Blake Trinanin?
Yes.
He would wear that hat.
Yeah, it's real true.
When you went to go vote for Trump.
True, it's true.
Yeah, for me, not bad.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I got super mad because I bought this one,
and then the next day my homie sends me the same exact hat, but in San Diego.
And I was mad because I could have just bought that one instead of this one.
Did you even check if you were a true pottery fan?
You're in L.A.
He liked it.
The thing is like I don't like better logos.
I don't like better pizza Papa Johns.
Online.
I don't like online shopping for hats.
So I was like.
Chopping?
Yeah.
Is that what he came from chopping trees?
Maybe.
He caught a bear.
So when I go to.
Speaking of chopping.
He has a furry sweater on.
You're so cute.
When I go to the store.
Yeah, thanks.
builda bears that I make this.
It's so warm.
Yeah.
It looks like the bulldog bear one is just like nothing in it.
Oh, so you're chomping out.
Yeah.
It's not stuffed in there.
You unstuffed teddy bag.
It has the ears on the hood or everything too.
It does.
I'm just kidding.
It does.
I bet you it does it.
It does it.
It does it.
It does it.
You know when they have the babies.
Oh, yeah.
They're not cute.
Look, Greg.
All right.
What we're doing here?
No.
The time has come for this.
Nom Nom, Nam News.
A.k.a. News from the heavens above.
There is a rumor, though.
It's a rumor.
It's reportedly allegedly that Target will open cocktail bars at some specific locations.
Shut up.
With the creation of Targaritas.
Targaritas?
What does that mean?
Which is Target's own version of a margarita.
Oh, my God.
So can you imagine going to Target?
You either have a drink or two
How is your shopping going to be?
That's the problem
You know how like you go and you can get like free refills
When you're shopping at Target
If you buy coffee?
I didn't know that
You could?
You could buy coffee at Target?
Yeah
So you know how they have Starbucks in there
And so if you go buy it
You can actually get a refill
If it's like a ice coffee or something like that
I did not know that
I don't know
Thank you so much
Because they want to keep you there now
Yeah
And so I wonder if it's going to be the same thing
For the Targaritas
Go back in and
I'm going to put
you're getting at Target.
No, I feel like the return policy is going to be nuts.
Everyone's going to be returning things they regret they bought the day before.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like more people will steal.
The next.
The buyer's remorse is going to be crazy.
Oh my God, I got so turned at Target in about three back in a few back.
That would be mean.
Target's my safe place, bro.
I love Target.
I love going just to look.
Now if you're drunk, even better.
I like how we already know we're going to be drunk.
I'm down for it
Oh my god
Why did I buy this digital toaster
That sounds like a cool idea though
Or the digital frame
Yeah
bunch of stuff that you look at
And you're like oh like I would like that
Yeah
But then you're just like do I need it
No
But if you have that little liquor in you
Yeah
I need it
You need it
It's gonna
It needs to be hella regulated
Like low key you probably can't go
Until after you shop
Because all the things that
happen at a bar
are going to end up happening at Target.
Hooking up is going to happen at Target.
Like you're going to be...
No, you're made by the towel area,
and you're going to see someone using the towel
in ways you don't want to them to.
Fighting is going to happen at Target.
Because you guys are going to be turned up,
and then it's like, why are you looking at my girl
while she's looking at the Christmas ornaments
and then it's going to be turned up?
Honestly, yeah, if I was single,
I would have a bunch of tarotas
and then hang out by the pharmacy,
you know, by the...
By the...
By the...
That's weird, Vince.
I'm so glad you're not single
By the family planning area
Yeah I'm so glad
If anything hang out during like
Just so they know I'm protected
And respected, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know
Well they say that the photo was actually
AI generated
Yes, the photos were went viral
AI does something good if I know
And that the supposedly
the logo on that photo was incorrect
What do you mean the logo?
What logo?
Do it, brad
Target logo
It's a great idea though
Do it.
It's one of those things that could start off as a lie and turn into a truth.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Because it's like, hey, why don't we have that?
There's some nail salons that offer mimosis and, like, God bless those nail salon.
Oh, yeah.
And they're free.
Yeah, they're free to get your nails and they charge you 200 for the nails.
Don't ask me why.
But it's a French tip on why it's cost to an...
But I feel like Target could do it like that.
It could just enhance the comments rain.
The thing is, like, movie theaters already have that.
Like, movie theaters have bars.
But see, movie theaters, you go and you sit down.
Target, you're literally,
moving around.
Yeah.
And possibly
going to yak.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to be a lot.
It's going to be a lot.
I'm with it though.
Yeah, we'll clean up in
aisle Targarita.
Oh, you're right.
Targaryta.
All right.
Well, thank you for that.
Possibly, maybe,
reportedly, allegedly.
But we hope.
But we hope can happen.
Yes.
That our manifestation news.
Targaritas.
We have shout out.
Yes, we do.
Monica wants to give a shout out
to Santa Anna Monarch.
She said good luck at the competition.
That's good.
Let's go.
Let's go, Monarch.
You got this.
Hey.
Hadyo wants to shout out Ozzy Diaz from DTLA and Team Ozzy Diaz.
They fly out to China today for his UFC debut.
Okay.
Okay, Ozzy.
On November 23rd, he also wants to give a birthday.
Shout out.
He said it would be a sick one if he can get one.
It's his birthday?
It's your birthday.
You're flying now.
You're doing all that.
That's cool, man.
That's a lot.
Happy birthday, homie.
Yeah.
And, oh, what's up?
You got David Busted yesterday.
Me?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he was.
We'll have a shout it in there, bro.
Shout out of the homie.
Oh my God.
Adan.
Yeah, little Adan.
Real Adan.
He came out to me and he was like, hey, you remember me?
He's like, can we take a photo?
And I was like, yeah, we took a photo.
And then he's like, look.
And he shows me Vick's photo.
Yeah, he was super cool.
He's like, hi, you're from Brownback?
And I was just like, yes.
And then he was like, you remember me?
And I was like, yeah.
And I was like, all right.
And then I was like, your name?
And he's like, Adon.
And I was just like, yeah, let's take a photo.
Remember him from where?
I think he was at the...
David Busters before.
Oh, shout out you on that.
Yeah.
That's tight.
He was there.
He probably loves David and Buster.
He's like, every time I go,
Bradford is right.
We have another shout-outs as well.
Birthday shout-outs.
Margarito wants to shout out his ex-baby mama.
Her birthday was yesterday.
He said wishing her many more years without me.
It's still his baby mama.
It's just his ex.
Not ex-baby mama.
He said ex-baby mama.
That's what he said.
His ex-slash baby mama.
He said wishing her many more years without me.
This is what happened to the baby.
They are toxic as hell.
That's flirting.
I know it.
You want to back.
A.
K.
what you're doing later.
Yeah.
You heard me.
I showed you on the radio.
You're welcome.
And then I want to give a shout out to my team,
Creeptown, Undefeated Baby.
Woo!
How many games have you guys played?
Like four.
Oh.
Yeah.
Nice.
That's good.
That's good.
Softball.
No, softball team.
Oh, softball.
Yeah, yeah, undefeated.
Who did you guys play?
They're called Beer Me.
Beer Me.
Yeah.
You played Beer Me?
Yeah, it was a good game.
Creeps.
Not for me.
That's pretty good.
What's your guys?
You know how they have like a team chat or anything?
No, we're grown adults.
We don't have team.
Creep's.
You're a grown adult like Saup brother with a teammate Creptown.
Please do not give me any boundaries.
I get what she's saying when it's like one, two, three, creeps.
No.
No, nobody does that.
No.
Really?
Bro, how do you guys bring it in?
Yeah.
You guys don't bring it in?
Or when you guys celebrate, you don't say creeps, creeps, creep, crates.
Or you guys bring it in and you say,
A minor.
No, we don't do any of that.
We're grown men.
We're not going to do that.
You're also on a team called Creep Town and you play softball.
True, true, true.
It's normal.
It's normal.
Yeah, shout out to them, though.
Shout out to them.
Yeah, to the whole town of creep.
I want to say happy belated to my brother.
His birthday was on Saturday.
Bro, you keep shouting out your brother's birthday.
You only have one.
Yeah, you already.
No, my brother, my nephew.
No, last time he's shouted out, his brother too.
I could have swore you shouted him out on Friday.
It's been a year.
No, you shouted him out on Friday.
It's been a year.
Literally, he's like, hey, shout out to my brother.
I think he was during a conversation.
And then Angie always asks, how many brothers do you have?
And you always say, I just have one.
Yeah.
I feel like you have like 10.
He just doesn't want to tell us.
I have one brother.
Or you posted him.
Yeah, he's a cuter one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did it, my brother.
I love my brother.
I was with him on Saturday.
What did you guys do?
Just hang out with a fan for a little bit.
Give us a good memory of you and your brother.
Man, I have a lot of good memories.
One of my favorite ones is when my mom left us at Little Caesars.
And then I was crying.
He's like, don't worry, man.
We're just walking.
I'm like crying.
And he's like, here we all right, man.
Didn't care of me.
Remember he told that story like seven times?
Yeah.
That's one of my favorite story.
That's one of my favorite story.
I felt like I knew the exact way.
You want to tell you to this story?
Maximotoxin deja vu.
Yeah.
You guys always, is this his proof?
Like, yeah, it's my birthday.
And then he grabs this clip.
And then so he could get into Benihana's for like $25.
Like the, you know, you get your birthday stuff?
You guys are scammers.
Can you use this shout out as his proof?
Yeah, I swear it's my birthday.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, I get what you're saying now.
Like, yeah.
To get all the birthday stuff.
All throughout the year.
But not that you say that.
I have a good thing.
See, I have gives you free banking.
No, happy birthday to Maximo's brother.
Yeah, Tony.
Tony.
If at all you helped create this being that's in front of me right now,
with his jokerism and his finessing and he's all around good-hearted, cool guy,
he worked me a few times.
I can't wait.
I can't wait for another.
He lit me up.
Can't wait for another.
I can't wait for him out next week for his birthday.
I know.
I can't wait for his next birthday in December.
Happy birthday, happy birthday, yeah.
He's like 112.
What's the word?
Word on Rosecrans
Roads Crants
The word is
Look so much went down this weekend
And I'm going to recap the biggest moments
Of Camp Flognog and Complex Con
All right
Look Tyler the Creator celebrated his 10 years
Of Camp Flognog Festival
10 years?
Yes 10 years
We got to clap up for that
Wow
That's incredible
10 years
And some incredible moments happened
Over the past two days at Dodger Stadium
First up, I have to mention Siza making a surprise appearance during her TDE label made, Dochi's performance.
That's huge.
You know, Siza, one of the biggest artists in the world to come out during, you know, Dochi set, which isn't, it wasn't a daytime.
Put it that way.
You know what I'm saying?
She's not like a top tier artist just yet, you know, as far as billing.
Definitely on her way.
Exactly.
Oh, for sure.
But, you know, for Siza to come out and show that support, tell her, you know, I love her.
You know, this is TDE all the way.
That was super dope.
I like that.
I stunted on my oldest son the other day because.
Because back when Jay-Z had the Made in America festival out here,
Cizza was similar, like, on her come-up.
Yeah.
And I have a photo with Cizza.
And right now Cizza is huge.
And my oldest is like, I need to see Cizza.
I got to see her.
And then I was like, look, I know her.
I met her.
I love that.
Yeah, no, that's amazing.
When I saw the videos, I feel like I missed out.
I was like, oh.
Yeah.
It's at Dodger Stadium, too.
Yeah.
Big up Dochi by.
Yeah.
For sure.
Exactly.
Big up Dochi, by the way, because she is on her way,
like we said to be a star.
And it just shows and it goes to prove that T.D. is no joke.
You know, a lot of people are like, okay, they don't have Kendrick anymore.
But like, hey, even when before Kendrick popped, I remember it just being J.
Rock Kendrick Abso on Schoolboy Q.
And J. Rock was the top.
Like, J. Rock was the guy in front of all the other ways.
And I remember when I was talking about Kendrick or I was talking about Q, I was told like,
no, there's only every time there's a group, there's one that's the main.
and then the other ones kind of never make it.
And you look at that and it's like, no, each of these guys is heavy hitters.
And then now the girls are doing it.
You know, now they didn't expect that of Siza.
Blue up, man, worldwide star.
Dochi is doing so much stuff as the first female rapper.
Like, I know she's breaking records in that.
And there's been so many female rappers before her.
So she's going to kill her.
She's going to be crazy.
Yeah.
The way they develop is amazing.
Yeah.
And also, like, their passion for not getting.
giving too much, like music and really focusing on developing a sound and sticking to it with the quality is what makes them like so great.
There's this song on Dochi's album, I'm sorry.
But it's totally Vicks.
No, no.
It's like, I'm just my bad on.
Go ahead.
But on the song, she's playful with it and she's kind of mad.
Like, so she's talking to herself, right?
She's hungry and she's like, oh, I'm so angry or whatever.
And then the other goes like, calm down.
She's like, her okay.
Like she's rapping like that.
But it's like, it's playful.
So, so much personality.
And you see, like, her go from, like, this monster to then start rapping regular.
But it's funny, like, checking her emotion, like artsy, like, actively.
For sure.
That's tight.
That's incredible.
Also, Mac Miller's Estate announced a new album titled balloonerism.
Wow.
That happened at, from blogger.
Yes.
Wow.
Yeah, they played the trailer and everything.
It's, like, the perfect crowd to play it for.
100%.
You know, they're all going to, you know, support.
So we're looking forward to that.
Our Earl sweatshirt, you know, he gave Tyler his flowers on.
on stage as well while he performed.
He's like, hey, everybody makes some noise for my bro.
Like, this is 10 years.
And then people just seeing them together on stage is always a good look.
You know, they have so much history together.
Then there was a really dope MF Doom tribute.
Type.
Yeah.
With Erica Badu and other.
Madliff.
You know, I bet your homie, George is happy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's happy.
He has an MF Doom ring.
He has.
Was it brought to you by Rhymesairs?
Yeah.
What?
The tribute.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Why?
It was, yeah.
Dune was signed to Rhym singers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rhymesayer?
Rhymesd.
Don't wrap my segment yet, Mike.
Yeah.
No, that was amazing.
But I got to say, lots of people that were in attendance and watching the live stream, they
say this one man stole the show.
All right, listen to this.
You guys, muster went crazy.
Mustard went crazy.
He went crazy.
He had a set.
He brought out YG, Big Sean, Shoreline Mafia, Roddy Rich.
And of course, he played.
not like us. He ran it back twice.
The whole entire crowd
singing it. It was incredible.
And it's funny because I think this
past week, Boy won a
Canadian producer that worked
a lot with Drake. He made a mention
like finding out that
the online narrative is different than the real
life narrative kind of implying and some
are saying like that he's meaning
the Kendrick, like
the not like us, the disses to Drake that it's
not really real, that it's just online.
And then people are
sending him these videos like, no, this is real life, bro.
They can't get more real life for that stuff.
The whole crowd.
He didn't have to do anything.
Like, the crowd was going crazy.
And it's honestly the perfect crowd to do it because in the past when Tyler did bring
out Drake, he got booed.
He got booed.
I remember that.
Yeah.
That was a wild booed, bro.
They thought the whole crowd for whatever reason believed that Frank Ocean was going to come out.
And then they saw Drake and then they just started booing.
But I remember Tyler did get really mad about it.
He did.
He got mad at the crowd.
And at that point, and still,
Drake was, again, a worldwide, like, super,
yeah, superstar.
I think, though, Cam Flognon is meant to be against the grain in some sort,
as is odd future, you know.
And so even for them to want Frank Ocean so bad.
And then that disappointment coupled with,
you're going to give us Drake?
Yeah.
Of all people.
Like, that's the replacement.
Yeah.
Because everywhere else, I would have been like.
It would have hit.
Oh, yeah.
Drake is placing anyone else, anywhere else would have hit, but not here.
No, yeah.
But just to think about how Tyler created this festival that started off small, started off in a park in L.A.
And for it to be now, him giving a platform for all these artists and all these other L.A. artists that are perceived, were perceived maybe at a time bigger than him.
And it's just like now he's providing that stage for everybody to perform.
It was just incredible to see.
And even it being a mustard set, it trips me out for the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
The Super Bowl is going to be wild.
Like Kendra wasn't even in the house, but like the way that they were turning up.
Oh, yeah.
And Mustard Touch Perioder turned up, like you said, YG and everybody he brought out, it's going to be crazy.
No, absolutely.
And four hours away, look, in Vegas, ComplexCon took place, which had lots going on as well.
Playboy Cardi preview new music.
Travis Scott had a lot of involvement this year in planning ComplexCon.
It seemed like a partnership.
And he had a huge announcement, so huge that he had to bring out WWE legend, Triple H, to help him out with it.
After he handed him a WW.
championship belt.
Listen to this.
First day for that, January 6th.
Where we had, though?
January 6th where?
Los Angeles.
I like that, Chase, he can be some.
What is he saying?
What he's referring to is Travis Scott will be making his wrestling debut
January 6 on Monday Night Rock live on Netflix.
He's going to be wrestling live in the ring, guys.
I don't think you guys understand how big this is.
Have you ever seen them run?
I'm going to worry.
No, I haven't.
He's playing softball?
It's okay.
Leave him alone.
Have you seen Big Run?
Yeah.
Have you seen Big Run?
I would be worried for me.
If any rapper I thought would be a wrestler, it's Travis because I've seen him perform.
This guy is crazy.
He washes on stage with himself.
I can see him doing a lot of aerial stuff.
Yeah, for sure.
He hops off the ropes.
I hope he's like, straight up.
I've seen him.
jump off a balcony before like at one of his shows like when he's
he's jumped off balconies he's wild he's good he's good
he's probably been doing those stunts yeah anything like that so yeah we're
looking forward to that and it's gonna happen here at the Intuit dome live
oh we got to see that's cool the first Monday night raw the year and their first
show with Netflix we gotta go yeah it hit up your homie that was building the
into a dome oh true that's that was a margarito who gave a shout out to his
A margarito.
Hey, Margarito.
That's your ex-pies, mama.
Yeah.
We'll give you another show.
Yeah, margarito.
Let's have some margaritas.
Add into it.
Let us know, let us know.
Give us the staff shirts.
Security.
One more thing I got to mention is Dr. Drain, Snoop Dog,
recorded an interview with drink champs live from ComplexCon as well.
We here.
We here.
We sent you there.
Yes.
So she was in attendance.
and they previewed some new songs from their album missionary,
and they also revealed it will be dropping next month in December.
Shut out.
They're going to end out the year with that album?
That's right, yeah.
That's a Christmas present.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Snoop and Dre.
Yeah.
Can't wait.
All right.
Well, that was your word on Rose Kranz.
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I'm Rose Kranz, Victor Brownback Mornings.
We're about to do this.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
With a little bit of this.
Actually, a lot of this.
I think a little bit more
A little bit more
Yeah
Yeah
One more time
One more time
One more time
Oh
Hey
Hey
That's like a drop
Which one
We're waiting
We're waiting for like
A drum drop
Yeah
Yeah
That sounded cool
Yeah
Yeah I'm down
All right
That sounded really cool
Oh wait
Oh wait
Wait wait
My fingers
All right
All right
All right
The ocean is
Talking to us
The ocean
The ocean
Frank Ocean?
A tornado.
Recently.
Recently on a San Diego Beach, an ore fish popped up, okay?
You may not need to know about the if bats and or fishes, but you get it.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's a long-ass fish, right?
Maximum kind of looks like a long eel.
But it's also known and has been like the lore of it is that it is a doomsday fish, all right?
That civilizations had said, when this.
fish pops up, something bad is going to happen, all right?
Scientists have also said, look, there's so many sightings of these orfish that don't
pop up too often out of the ocean, but when they do supposedly earthquakes happen,
a natural disaster, something of that sort.
And scientists are like, while that may happen, there's also instances where it popped up and
nothing happened.
Look around, right?
Yeah, they said since 1901, they've only seen 20 of them.
Yeah, it's very rare.
I think they live, like, really, really deep in the sea.
That's the sea dwellers.
Does they always pop out after elections or just this?
Hey, you might be on to something.
It's their pop out.
And they showed us.
And while there may not have been anything crazy that happened in San Diego recently,
over in Fon, Turkey and Fontana, there were two earthquakes this weekend.
So could that correlate to the orfish popping up and a natural disaster happening in the I.E?
You know how far the IE is from San Diego?
I know.
I do know how far it is.
But the orfish is not going to pop up.
What beach in the IE?
True.
Oh, you got me on that one.
Do they have a dam out there in the IE?
Maybe.
Like the San Bernard Valley has a Hansen Dam if the Orchfish popped up from there.
I think Damn Daniel is from the IE.
That's tight.
White vans, okay.
Okay.
But maybe that correlates.
I'm trying to find like it could happen.
And you're right.
It's not that close, but it's also closer than other places.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if we were ancient civilizations, that could seem.
Yeah, but it, like, it represents, like, for the whole world, Craig, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Just for, like, the immediate area.
It's like for all of the world disaster.
Dooms Day.
For everybody.
When Nostradamus was doing all these prophecies, like, he was prophesizing for the whole world.
Yeah.
All right.
So the fish is a doomed day fish.
Yeah.
Yeah, that means the Padres are going to be sold.
No, no, no.
Bye, bye.
The world.
The world.
So that means.
Miracles.
That's miracle.
Oh, sorry.
They wish it to be shown.
How much are you guys making or don't, oh?
We're making a championship next year.
That's what we're doing.
We're making a championship.
You're so cute.
But let's keep it to the oceans, you guys.
Because recently, I don't know if you saw this, this Congress hearing about UAPs.
I don't like that they started calling UFOs UAPs.
I know.
It's just weird.
Like, what are they going to call next?
I don't know.
I don't like that.
Maybe the ice cream won litigation or something like that.
Oh, the UFO ice cream?
I like those.
Which one's that one?
It's like a little sandwich.
It looks like a spaceship.
It's a chocolate one.
Yeah.
It doesn't look like a space.
That's not just the sandwich?
No.
That's your sandwich?
No, it's a different one.
No, no, you're thinking of the other one.
There's the UFO sandwich.
So I feel like UFO was what it was branded and I think we should stay with UFO.
Yes, please.
But UAP stands for unidentified anomalous phenomenon.
Wait, where's the view?
See, they're trying to confuse us with all these big words and I'm going to take it as disrespect.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
But Congress did do a hearing and in one of those notes was that.
reportedly, allegedly, some of the footage that they've received could make it seem like possibly UAPs, UFOs, all of that, could live in the ocean.
Not in space?
I don't know why.
I imagined this before.
I imagine.
In my mind, because it's so big.
And how would we ever know?
And they always say, like, we've only went to, like, 1% of the ocean that there's, it's so much deeper that we don't know what's under there.
Yeah, Jar J. Jarre Binks lives there.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm not meant.
I want to go into the ocean.
Yeah.
I already.
Well, look at how crazy sea creatures look.
Yeah.
Imagine how crazy we look to them.
True.
When they look at us, they're like, oh my God.
Oh, my God.
You can see.
They don't even have six arms.
They have no gills.
How do they bring?
Yeah, but apparently the aliens are down.
We're looking up.
The aliens are down.
And then I start thinking of like asteroids
and stuff that crashes.
How much stuff goes down into the ocean?
All the time.
Yeah.
And that must mean they can deal
with a lot of pressure because we like we can't go down the yeah so down we'll blow up like yeah
exactly you know what and it makes sense why they have like the things over their head like uh what
what the helmets you know what who who well like if you ever see like certain things like they
have like the what certain things like the other things over there like like so i shouldn't up yeah
uh what so i want to grab this audio clip I'm just going to move on I want to grab this audio clip I don't
I will not get in the ocean no more.
I'm done.
The rabbit hole I went down,
this is monster soup.
Why, who would want to get in the ocean?
I'm never getting on the boat again.
This is where all the monsters reside.
This is what aliens is at.
They think the aliens is up.
Them of the a thing.
The aliens is in the sea.
The aliens are in the sea.
Look at a crab in the face the next time.
You eating it.
Look at a crab in the face.
My favorite thing she said was it's monster soup.
It makes so much say.
I mean, it's true.
There is a lot we don't know and a lot of animals we've never seen.
Yeah.
We just, things we hear.
Yeah.
It's a mystery down there.
I want to look at a lobster in the face.
Because if we...
A lobster and a crab.
Oh, crab in the face.
Honestly, yeah, we would be a lot more freaked out by all these sea creatures if they were big.
We just don't freak out.
They are like a...
No, if they were like our size.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
We would freak out.
The whole city was shut down if we saw one of those.
But it's the same thing just bigger.
Like, we're just lucky they can't make it on.
land.
Right.
So we think.
No, like, you see like a whale on land?
Like walking?
Oh, yeah.
Beached whale?
Oh, yeah.
But, like, that would trip you out if it could still, like, keep going.
Yeah.
Then, you know, there's a theory, okay, we came from whales.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
Yeah, that when whales grew limbs and then we started a walk, and we came.
Yeah, we just lost all the flubber.
Yeah.
My Tia looks like one.
I'm like, I have no tiara.
How do you say whale is bad?
Bienna?
Yeah.
That's a baena.
It sounds so much.
much funnier.
One time I asked for vanilla in Spanish and I said wha yena.
It happens.
You learn.
It's like, I was embarrassed.
I was kidding.
I know, I know, I know.
But yes, it is a trip.
But I'm, I've always been the person that I don't want to step into the water
because I feel like a jellyfish or a crab or something is going to grab me.
So like water shoes and all of that, I've always been scared to just go into the water.
But maybe it's, maybe it's.
to me being anti-alien.
Maybe aliens are there?
Yeah.
They say the ocean is a reflection of the sky, so we don't know what the sky really is.
There's my one mic, Maximo.
There's my kickback, Maximo.
Wow.
There's a, you know what?
What's really the sky?
Are we actually really here right now, bro?
Who told you the sky is the sky?
Who made the word sky?
The sky is reflected.
The ocean is reflection in the sky.
Where are we?
What are we?
What are we?
Is the world upside down or are we?
Yeah.
How come fishes have brains and we have?
brains but we can't work like a fish
well
oh Greg
Greg
what if
What if fish can breathe
But we can't
Yeah
How come I just can't grow gills
What if we're underwater right now
All right
All right
Let's wrap it up
Let's wrap it up brothers
Just be ready
Doomsday fish
All right
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This will be a slight, slight, slight.
Very, very, very, very slight.
Oh, my God, I lost the word.
Spoiler alert.
Oh, okay.
Spoiler alert, exclusive sneak preview.
Yes.
Can you say slight, spoiler later?
Slight, spoiler alert.
Yes, thank you, sir.
That sounds like sports.
I like it.
So, Ethan Slater, who is Ariana Grande's current dude,
boyfriend, he actually is in the movie,
Wicked, along with Ariana Grande.
Yeah, I think that's how they met and, like, less their partners for each other.
Exactly.
His character name is Bach in the movie.
Okay, super spoiler.
If you're going to watch it, like, just be ready.
Cover your ears.
Yeah.
So during the movie and throughout the movie, you see that almost like part of real life.
He's in love with her.
Oh, my God, this is a crazy spoiler alert.
This is not a slight spoiler.
No, it is.
You're giving it all the way.
And it just came out, too.
It hasn't come out yet.
Yeah.
We saw it before he came out.
Guys,
there's a play.
There's a book.
It's crazy.
You never watched the play?
No.
No,
shut up.
Well,
Play is on Broadway for like 20 years.
I know.
It's a big deal.
It's a well-known story.
Yes.
People are waiting for this for a while.
Now you make you be nervous.
What's that?
Come on.
So throughout the movie.
You better not say what happens in the upcoming
Lanky movie.
No.
You better not suppose.
Much more.
You're already.
I don't.
So throughout the movie, Bach is in love with Ariana's character.
Yeah, Glinda.
Glinda.
That's not a, like, it feels like a spoiler.
I don't know.
I feel like it is a spoiler there.
Because I've only seen, I've only seen Wizard of Oz, and in Wizard of Oz, I don't know who the heck Bach is.
Yeah.
I just know Glinda the Goodwitch, the lady in the bubble.
The movie comes up Friday.
Yeah.
It does.
Yeah.
Yeah, the movie's not up.
Well, that's what happens when we go to a screening, though.
Yeah.
Don't let the people talk too much.
Exactly.
We talk for a living.
What are we lost to?
There's a character, and one of the characters is in love with another character in the movie.
But it's also dating them in real life.
Just don't use names.
Okay.
I'm kidding.
Well, Ethan Slater is sprung over Ariana throughout the movie.
Yeah.
Just like in real.
And he has to watch her act in love.
With another guy.
With another man.
Yeah.
In the movie.
All right.
You know how they always, you guys always talk about, like,
I would never let my girl.
because she's going to kiss another man.
It's true.
Yeah.
Respect me.
But I'll act.
But I will be in, if I was an actor, my girl should be okay with the bed scenes.
Yeah.
Hey.
She's not saying.
Don't worry.
Me and Eva Mendez are professional.
So don't worry about the darn things.
Don't worry, babe.
You know what I'm saying?
You like nice things, don't you?
Yeah.
And Eva Longoria are just friends.
Yeah.
Don't get any weird ideas.
Oh, Samah.
She's older than me.
Why?
I respect her.
She's like my dia.
What's that I do you like, Angie?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Theo James?
Yeah, but let your girl kiss Theo James.
That was out of pocket.
I don't know what they were talking about.
Get Rico.
No, no, no, no.
No, you have to say it now.
You have to say.
No, this is one of those instances,
but you don't want me to say.
Well, you shouldn't shut up.
You said it on here.
I was pretending to be Maximo.
No, you were.
No, no.
Because I said, Salahe.
She's older than me.
Like, I respect her.
He's like, yes, she's like my Tia.
Like, don't worry, she's like my Tia.
Yeah, yeah, that's what Maximo says.
No.
You like your Tia?
Oh, what's your name?
No, dude.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
All right.
Witch, Tia?
Yeah.
Picture your Tia, like that is crazy.
No, we're not.
Thank you.
You guys are being weird.
You are here.
You're having that thought?
My stomach.
Is this that the aunt that got married to that Wednesday?
No.
Is she coming over for Thanksgiving?
No, no.
I don't have any Tias.
All right.
Move on.
Look, word.
Finish your segment.
bro.
Yes.
No one cares how.
Yes.
Go ahead.
I'll finish it.
I know.
All right.
So this fool is actually dating Ariana Grande.
Like, they're together.
In real life.
He literally left his family with a baby to be an aryion.
During the filming of the movie, like we said, like you guys are probably going to hear, oh, I would never let my girl do that.
But imagine being cast in the same movie.
Like, you work with your girl and you have to be okay with her kissing another guy.
In the same scene.
It's not like he gets the goal
Yeah, yeah, you're right there
So you used to watch it, watch it
You have to watch it
We don't know how many takes it to
Spoiler, by the way
Yeah
That's crazy
And then she's your girlfriend after
Like, oh my God, today
It was so hard
Wasn't he crazy?
What was so hard?
It was hard
Oh, you know, just like acting
And just like, oh, I'm so sorry
Imagine they're like
Oh no, we got to redo this
Yeah
Oh, we're recording
We're like
When you guys get to see the movie
Starting Friday
Yes
You'll understand
What we mean?
Yes, because the movie was a great movie.
Great movie.
Two hours and something long stuff.
Yeah, get a lot of snacks.
It's so fun.
And don't miss the beginning because I miss the beginning for being in line getting stuff.
And then Vic was telling me about the opening scenes and that's super tight.
Like, I wish that I was able to see it.
No, poor Bach, man.
How did Ariana Grande look?
All that stuff is like.
Amazing.
Yeah, she looked good.
Yeah.
She did a great, she did great acting.
Yeah, she did.
Yeah.
She played herself.
She played herself.
She's amazing, all right?
She is.
You're not going to get a bad word out of us, bro.
Chill up.
Yeah.
I don't say anything.
They're saying she did her really good job in acting.
She was in every scene almost.
Literally almost every scene.
Well, Tracy's like her own man was not as protective as this was being.
This was going to be more upset at her making out with the other fool in front of her man.
Oh, yeah.
That's a similar to same behavior.
Sam.
That's Sam.
That's enough to lose your heart.
Yeah.
Facts.
Well, he's still with her.
Cold is tin, you know?
Yeah.
The Tin Losses heart?
Yeah, it doesn't have a heart.
The Tin Man.
For Shadow.
He went into the...
The Tin Man.
He went into Wizard of Oz.
Wizard of Oz lore.
Yeah.
Because all these characters, I think I would appreciate knowing this.
You go see the movie.
All these characters you're going to see end up being characters in a Wizard of Oz.
It's like a buildup of the future characters of the Wizard of Oz.
So you see Tin Man before he's Tin Man.
You see the Lion before the Lion.
Read the books.
And Scarecrow before Scarecrow.
But the best part is you see the wicked witch before she's wicked and turned her wicked.
And honestly, this makes me look at Wizard.
This makes me hate Dorothy.
Wicked wit.
We do not hate Dorothy.
Yeah.
That's what it's about.
That is, well, I've never seen it.
That's crazy.
Now I want to see it now.
You didn't see the play in that?
Yeah, bro.
It's dope.
Broadway?
The play is based off of like the origin story of the actual wicked witch versus Dorothy.
And like everybody else.
I need to see it now.
But loki, if you watch this, be careful because I, low key kind of hate Dorothy.
because I'm like, you came in here.
No, go back to Kansas, girl.
Yeah, bro.
What are you even doing out here?
Yeah.
Don't get me started on the wizard.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you for that.
Sit.
Sit.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We'll need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
Hector needs our help.
Hector.
What's booting means?
Yeah, I was going to say, Hector, your mom.
Watch Fast and the Furious.
For sure.
All right.
Hector sent us to the DM and said, hey guys, my name is Hector.
I'm a senior in high school and I just got my license.
I don't have my own car, but my brother and I are sharing the same car to get around.
The other week, I snuck out to go to a party and hit the bumper on our car.
Pretty bad.
And now my brother's getting blamed for it.
He said, I already told my parents it was probably a hit and run during the night, but they're not buying it.
And they're making my brother pay for it.
Oh, they're blaming it on the brother already.
He said, I feel bad.
but I don't make money like that to fix it,
and my brother gets paid better than I do.
I know they're going to make me pay for it if they find out it was me
and for sure not let me drive anywhere.
But I really need all my money to pay for my senior activities.
Can you help me come up with a good lisa or both off the hook,
or should I just come clean?
Let me know, brown bag.
The bumper is the back?
The front or the back?
The front of the back.
Yeah.
And it's pretty expensive at the pedal car.
We don't lie, though.
Could it be a hit-and-run?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like if I'm parked between cars and I could hit the car in front of me or the back of me and put good a...
Yeah.
It's probably the spot that usually always gets hit.
Yeah, like people parallel park and then they hit each other.
It's called the bumper.
Yeah.
To bump it.
I think exactly.
What's the use of having when if I'm not going to use it?
I can't use it.
No, I mean, I think it's like it's funny that when we were all teenagers, we thought we weren't like suspicious or, oh, they would never know.
But it's like you're a teenager
Learning to drive
Of course you're more than likely
Gonna hit something
You know what I'm saying
Like it just is what it is
You know it's part of the learning process
Well he's kind of getting away with it almost
But he just feels bad
That his brother's taking the rap
Yeah
But not enough to say I did it
More enough to find other lies
But there's no way of getting them bolt off the hook
But that lie that he came up with saying
Like it's a hit and run
That's a good one
Well that's the only one
That's even worse out
What else are you going to say?
No but it's like you're a teenager
Like of course
Oh really?
Well, maybe it was a hit and run.
Like, shut up.
Oh, the way that he said it maybe.
Yeah, it's just a little too obvious probably.
You know what I'm saying?
There's two teenagers learning how to drive a car.
But I don't think the brother even knows that he did it.
Because his brother would have ratted him out.
Like, bro, why are you blaming me?
It was.
Yeah, yeah.
He spoke out.
He took the car, parked it, and then his wakes up the next day.
And the last person who drove it was the brother.
And they know, but usually it's the older brother that has it.
Yeah.
A piece of crap.
Coming from another piece of crap that blamed something on her sister and then the cops came looking for her.
What?
No way.
What did you do?
What was it?
Let us know.
Reportedly, what did you do?
Come on.
It happened so long ago.
Yes.
Story time.
So I feel like I've said this before.
I'm probably heck to hurt and that's why he called in or that's why he didn't.
So one time I was thought I knew how to do.
drive had never took any lesson in my life but I figured what could be so hard you know yeah and I lived in
glendale off of San Fernando Road my dad lived in like Sun Valley off of San Fernando Road if you know
those two places they're probably like a good 20 minutes from each other for sure but I'm like hey
if I just take San Fernando Road I will end up at my dad's house like that's what I thought like
oh like straight shot yeah if I do that right I don't know how to drive at all no no experience so I got in too
my mom's car and I turned on the car and I didn't know like once you hit the shift it'll start
going a little bit on its own.
You put it in drive?
Yeah.
And it went forward and it hit the car in front.
And then I was like, okay, let me reverse.
And then I pressed the gas and it went back and it hit the car and back.
Oh my God.
It's like in the movies.
I've never seen that movie.
I would have related.
And then I was like, okay, let me turn the wheel.
Let me get out of here.
And then I hit the car across like diagonal.
At that point, people were outside.
And people were like, stop, stop, stop.
Yeah.
And then what's crazy is, like, the person in front of me, I think they didn't have insurance.
They're like, it's fine.
And they left.
Like, they got.
Yeah, they got.
Yeah.
The people across the street, whatever, they called the cops.
And then the cops were like, okay, what's your information?
And I just know my sister's info.
And I know she had her permit.
And so I'm like, yeah, my name is Monica.
And then I gave me.
No.
Yes.
Bro, did you want me to tell this story or not?
No.
I'm listening.
I like this.
This is a great story.
This is a great storyteller as one.
Yeah.
Great.
I love this.
I love it.
So then I gave that information and then the people across the street offered to put the car back and I was like, cool, car's like, whatever.
Let me go to sleep.
And I don't say anything for a lot of times.
I think like two weeks past.
Like nothing, not saying anything.
And then an officer knocks on the door asking for my sister.
And then she's like, what is happening?
and then that's when they had to find out that it was me and I.
You aconed your sister?
Well, I did whatever this fool did.
I let her take the blame.
Yeah, because he's not saying anything.
But how did you, like, admit it at that moment with the cop there?
Or, like, we called your dad?
I think I wasn't there when the cop came.
We had a cousin that lived with us,
and then the cousin was saying that a cop came looking for my sister.
And if you know my sister, she's the sweetest thing,
especially in high school,
she wore glasses and wore SpongeBob memorabilia to school.
Like she was just the sweetest little thing
She was like, wait, what?
Like, what's happening?
I was sleeping.
And then that's when I knew like, oh, I should say something.
I don't want her to go to jail.
I don't know why that cop came looking for her, to be honest.
Well, maybe because she's a father report.
Yeah, father report.
She's on the run technically to that.
And then honestly, I don't know what happened.
My mom took care of it.
And I'm sorry, Mom.
You know what?
You got to slap.
You know what mom?
I am the problem.
You got a slap on this.
Like you were just like.
Yeah.
Well, what could they do with me?
I didn't, I didn't hurt anybody.
I just hurt anybody.
No, you gave false information.
It was a federal crime.
You used somebody else's identity.
All right.
Well, that was like 20 plus years ago.
So we're past a statue.
Yeah, for sure we are.
Yeah, yeah.
You won't get in trouble no more.
Yeah.
We didn't think about that.
That was my villain origin story.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I'm sorry, Monica.
I don't deserve you guys.
I don't.
I don't deserve anyone.
Yeah, hold of you.
It's all mistakes when we're growing up.
Yeah, it's part of growing up.
You just wanted to visit your dad.
I wasn't a teen mom yet.
So before 17, maybe 16 or 15.
You're right.
I literally thought this was the easiest plan to me.
All I got to do is go straight and make a right.
Yeah.
And then go straight until I go to my dad's house.
In my brain it worked like this fool.
Yeah.
Don't worry.
Now you got a connoisse though, bro.
To drive a car, you don't know nothing how to like anything about it.
Your intentions were good, letty.
God bless you.
See you with a friend like Angie, she'll make my bad.
Okay, met the fucker.
You have good intentions because I took my mom's car one time.
She was in church.
She was like praying and I was like, I'm going to get the keys to all my friends.
All my friends, we all jumped in.
And I took it and when I made her right, I almost crashed.
And it would have been an insane crash.
And I got so scared.
So I just did like a circle and parked.
And I parked all bad and I left it there.
Is it a donut?
Yeah.
What was about?
And I was like, not doing that again.
Where were you going though?
We're just joint riding.
Oh.
Oh, like there was no.
There's no, we had no mission, at least you had a mission.
Yeah, you were going to see you, dad.
Well, look, you had divine intervention.
Yeah.
God turned you around.
Wow.
Right back to church.
Wow.
Hey, the Lord.
I hope you prayed that night.
Always pray.
No, you guys were sneaking out for good reasons.
I was, I was going to club dance.
I was going to all-aged clubs that I should not win it.
Wow.
Strawberry Sundays?
Something like that.
All right.
All right.
KPW.
Oh, yeah.
Hector.
That's more for hip-hop.
Hector needs our help.
He does, yes.
Hector, it's just bringing back memories,
Hector.
It is.
It is.
He's all been there.
Hector, his car,
that he shows with his brother,
his parents think his brother did it,
and he's getting in trouble.
He's probably lost privilege to the car.
Oh, true.
He's probably grounded.
He has to probably pay for it.
And he's like, hey,
what can I say that would get us both off the hook?
Because I don't make as much money
as my brother does.
Look, he could take this L by paying for it.
for it, I would have to give up certain things that I want for this coming year.
That's a senior.
Okay, is Hector a worse driver, liar, or brother?
What is he worse than that?
Yeah.
I feel like this is brother activity.
Since your kids, you just pointed.
I wasn't mean, I didn't do, I didn't break his arm.
That light.
I didn't burn his hand.
It's a good lie, though, because he can get away with that, like the whole, hit and run.
It is possible.
Yeah, but now he's feeling bad.
It didn't work.
So I guess he's a good liar.
It just didn't work on his family.
It just didn't work on his family.
They didn't know better, probably.
At the end of the day, they're not going to care.
They're going to be like, you were responsible for the car.
That's your fault.
To the older brother.
Because he was probably the last.
Why did you leave the keys where he could get him?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The older brother gets everything.
It's always our fault.
It's always our fault.
All right.
By the way, we were thinking of excuses to give.
No one else thinks, at least on our social media,
thinks that he should make excuses.
Everyone thinks he should own up.
I honestly, yeah.
At my big age, I feel that way.
Yeah, you're just like, yeah, you just got to come clean.
But let's go back to being 17.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
I'm glad to John Sera.
I saw this comment from where is the love there.
Where there is love there is peace.
That's her Instagram name.
She said, look up 10 rolls to being human.
If you lie, you're cheating yourself from this opportunity to learn from this lesson.
Yes.
He learned already.
It's such an adult thing.
That is a very adult thing to say.
Adalting.
Yeah.
So when I was 17, I threw a party, like a kickback at my dad's house.
And he didn't know about it.
He was gone.
I think it was like Cinque with a Mile or something.
And when he called me, he just called me regular, like, hey, how's it going?
And I had the craziest wave of guilt.
And I was like, Dad, I'm sorry, I threw a party.
All my friends are there.
They're like, what are you saying?
What are you?
I had so much guilt.
I couldn't face the anxiety of him not knowing and finding out.
And then every day when he called me like, Vic, and I'll be like, oh, no, he knows.
And I couldn't deal with that.
So I was just like, you know what?
I did it.
And then he's like, what are you talking about?
And I was like, sorry, now I made a hole in the wall.
And it's just like all this stuff.
You made a hole in the wall?
I made a hole in the wall.
Longer story.
But anyway.
So, but I owned up to it.
And I felt so good after that.
After getting that off my chest, I was just like,
felt relieved.
You know what I'm saying?
I was still in trouble,
but I didn't have the anxiety anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Wow.
Like, my thing where I'm like trying to figure out,
because he's saying, like, he would have to pay
and that he has to pay for his own, like, senior activities.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't know, like, where, like, the money situation is for him and his fam.
So, like, him having the pay is going to take away from him having that, like, last senior year experience.
I think that's one of those things you have to deal.
deal with though. You do, you do, you do.
That's a good lesson to learn. Like, that's his
consequence from what he did. Why were you sneaking out?
And that wouldn't, you would be going to this, this
and that if you didn't sneak out.
Oh my God, you guys still like grown up?
No, no, no, no.
When you learned that, did you stop doing
parties and teen drinking? I did.
Not teen drinking, but party. 50%.
At your house. Like, I definitely,
that was the last party I threw, for sure.
But you went to other people's houses.
Uh, yeah.
By the way, kids were in no way, shape, or form encouraging you?
Not all.
too, like living in that culture, I guess, of that age.
What we're going to say, of course, we're going to say what he should do.
Yeah.
Be responsible.
Being a adult.
He should take these years to learn if he's a liar or not.
What?
What I do think is, like, if you're a liar, be a liar young, so you're not a liar.
When you're older.
Yeah.
When you're older, yeah.
That's when you learn, like, all right, I'm a good liar or I'm either a bad liar.
We do so many parties on my friend's houses.
I'm like trying to think, like, we mess things up all.
time.
But did you ever come clean and tell your parents?
Yeah, because and the thing is like, how do I say this?
We're good at telling someone else what to do.
Because everyone's saying like just so enough to pay for it, just all of this.
And that's good.
That's a great thing.
That is a nice human thing to do.
At that age, were we the best humans?
No.
No.
No.
I hope it's not just me.
I remember sending a bike.
And by the way, the reason why I said my sister's information and not my information
was because I would have probably went to the jail for having no permit at all,
whereas my sister, it's like, oh, she's driving.
She has a permit.
That's what my brain thought.
She's a little bit older.
Like, I had no documentation.
I was, I was, no, I was, no, I didn't ruin anything.
Ruined her sister's driving record.
Not my sister's, my mom's and that's what I'm saying.
That's probably why she don't talk to me.
But it's fine.
I deserve it.
That was so many years ago.
It adds up.
These are just going to slip from there.
You're not, you're going to slap in the wrist these years, like just let it get
a joy ride out?
It depends.
I mean, but still like a joyriding thing that could delay you getting your license
until you're 18 and all.
Yeah.
And then Loki, wouldn't you want?
Like, that should be what happens.
Yeah.
The consequences.
Yeah.
So you could earn it.
You learn.
You learn from there.
You learn to earn.
Yeah.
Learn to earn.
Wow.
All right.
Let's go to Sandra and Ingo Wood.
She's going to yell at us.
Sandra.
Sandra.
Sandra.
Sandra.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Sandra.
What would you tell Hector?
Well, he could keep it with a lie because he is going through high school.
And the way things are now and days, we really don't.
and all his phenomenal.
Yeah, the financial situation.
He can probably get away with it and just tell his mom,
like, can we all just pitch in for the bumper accident?
Wow, he can make himself look like the cool.
Bro, he's going to be a crazy manipulator.
He's like, hey, bro, I know I didn't do it, but I'm going to help you.
And then his brothers be like, wow, I have such a nice brother.
And then the mom's going to be like, wow, my, my friend, you know,
You know, I do have senior activities coming up, but, you know, I can front you like 20 bucks every month.
If he tells him and says, you know what, I'll do, I'll miss out on all my senior activities just to help you brother.
I won't go to prom.
And that's his brother.
You know what, no, no, bro, no, little brother, no, enjoy your senior year.
Yeah.
All those memories are going to make them.
Yeah.
If you do that, you got to start the guilt trip at the top to the parents.
It'll be like, hey, mom, I've been thinking, I'm going to.
Like, it's not fair.
It wasn't in a run.
I'm not going to do my senior activities to help my brother.
He looks stressed.
He doesn't know he's just learning how to drive.
Yeah.
It's not his fault.
That's his whole little by little.
Wow.
From a hit and run.
Damn, that's wild.
It wasn't a hit and run.
I know, but he put that lie saying like it was a hitter run.
He hit and run.
He did and he did.
Yeah, he did.
He didn't lie.
I'm going to work so hard this summer to pay it off.
He just didn't tell you who it was.
All right.
We got Nadia from Porter Ranch.
What's up?
What up?
Good morning.
Good morning, Nadia.
Nadia.
I haven't heard your name in a while.
Like I had a friend named Nadia and she was so cool.
And I just want you to know that just by affiliation of your name, you're so cool, bro.
And I like your name.
Oh, thank you.
Nadia, Nadia, talk to us.
I love you guys.
Oh, my God, I love you.
So I have a similar situation.
So this is what I would tell Hector, that he needs to just be honest with his brother.
I had a similar situation when my sister was 14 and I was 15.
We had no business taking my mom's car out.
So she had a boyfriend at the time who,
live near her best friend and her best friend called her.
It was like 10 p.m.
It was like, hey, your man is out here hugged up with some girl.
And my sister, being all thug life,
she's like, look, we're going to take my mom's car
and we're going to go there and see who this girl is.
So.
That's crazy.
That's awesome.
Keep going.
So we took the car.
I didn't know how to drive.
So even me as the older sister,
I had never driven before, but my sister did know how to drive.
But obviously, no 14-year-old should be driving.
Yeah.
She's wild, bro.
Boyfriend drop one.
Damn.
Fast and furious with it?
So we lived in the valley, and we drove all the way to Hollywood to go catch him.
And so we drove there.
Did catch him.
He got into his car and dipped out with the girl.
So we started following them.
No.
Not also a smart idea.
Oh, my God.
We ran a stop sign and we hit somebody.
Oh, my God.
So obviously, he got saved by the.
accident because we weren't able to catch up to them.
But if I hit somebody, you hit a car or you hit a person?
No, we hit a car.
Oh, okay.
I was like, whoa.
You hit something.
Somebody in the car.
And they were supposed to go and we didn't stop at the stop sign.
So yeah, so we had to pull over and give information that we didn't even know was part
of, you know, driving.
Yeah.
No clue because we had no business taking a car.
But anyway, the guy obviously knew that we were young and stuff.
He was like, listen, he's like, I know you guys don't have driver's license.
He was like, just give me the insurance information.
And I was like, oh, but it's not in our name.
This, that.
He's like, all right, he's like, take down my phone number.
He's like, I'll declare it a hit and run.
Just pay my deductible.
Can you agree to that?
And I was like, of course, of course, of course.
So what I'm trying to say to Hector is,
were you honest with your brother?
As long as you're just honest, hey, just in my back, like, I'll, listen,
I will happen with you.
If I don't happen with you, you know, I have senior activities.
How about, like, every month I shoot you 50 bucks or something?
that and work it out with your brother at least you're partly on it wait how did you get that
deductible though that's expensive they were living a fast life man okay so I did have a job when I was 15
I worked for a home warranty company so I did customer service over the phone so I was working at the time
and the deductible was 500 so it wasn't a lot out of my pocket but as a 15 year old it was yeah okay
okay hold up I have a lot of questions but let's get to okay okay I want to know if they ever ended up
catching the boyfriend and what happened there?
Like I would like to know.
What were you guys going to catch him and do?
Yeah.
Beat her up.
What was the plan?
I probably couldn't say on the radio.
But you know what we were going to do as a girl.
Girl, I know exactly what you were going to do.
All of that.
Yeah.
But did that ever happen?
Did you guys ever have the showdown or?
No, because we were so scared.
We were 15.
Like I said, we were young.
We didn't know.
So what we ended up doing the car was still driveable.
Yeah.
No, but like even later, even like another day.
Like that's still her man.
Oh, yeah, no, he just, he duds her calls.
Like, he did it.
It was completely over after that.
Let's roll up on that food.
I'll go to late.
Years later after, like, my face and Facebook came out, he tried to hit her up again.
And it was like, no.
No.
All right.
And so then also you, I know where you're like, hey, team up with your sibling in order to, like, work this out.
That's because y'all did it together.
Like, you two did something wrong together.
Yeah, yeah.
If she were to come to you and say, hey, I did this.
and you're taking the fall for it.
Like, you would be upset at her.
Like, you would be, like, what?
Like, 100%.
So it would be different than, like, what?
I appreciate honesty.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's the honest part.
Yeah, because if you just throw me under the bus
and let me find out a year later that you let me pay for that and take the fall for it,
then I'm going to do what we were going to do to that girl to you.
Damn.
I was about to say.
I know what you're doing.
I said that you're so nice and sweet.
It's intimidating.
You like it, huh?
Yeah, I do.
All right.
Okay.
Okay, so you guys were kind of like in a team thing.
That's my only thing is different from baby boy over here.
Since Hector.
And also I feel like his brother could now hold that information over him.
Like let's say Hector does help the older brother and say like, hey, I'll pay these payments.
I'll help you out.
The brother can use that anytime.
Take out the trash.
I'm going to tell my mom that.
I'll tell her.
Remember I know if you did that.
I'll tell her.
I have the text.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have the text.
All right. Thank you so much, Nadia, for calling.
Thank you.
Thank you for your story.
It was nice talking to you guys.
It's okay, my roll dog over here.
Yeah.
Five, Stephen.
Let's go later.
Let's go later.
Julian.
Julian, let me get you before you go into class.
What's up, Julian?
Julian.
Julian.
Hello.
Hi.
Julian, are you in Chi?
Good.
How are you?
Good.
Thank you for calling in.
Julian.
This is never going to happen to you, right?
You're never going to take your mom's car, your brother's car, and crash you, none of that?
Do it, Julian.
Do it, Julian.
But something similar happened.
You're 12 years old.
This is, on the note, it says Julian is...
It's not with the car.
What is your car?
What is your car?
A credit card.
No, it's with the...
It's with the...
Have you ever had, like, the glass windows or mirrors?
Yes, everybody has glass windows.
But it's a closet door.
Okay, got it, got it.
On the closet door, that's a mirror.
Yeah, shout at you.
Yeah.
Um, my brother, he, like, we told him get out.
And my little brother, like, he kept coming into our room and we told him get out.
And, like, I had, like, a metal water bottle.
And he came in, and, like, he was, like, trying to hit me with it.
And, like, he, like, he threw it and it hit the window or, like, the mirror.
Yeah.
And it cracked.
So, like, we didn't know what to do.
So we just kind of, like, we swapped the mirrors out, like, because the one that cracked, it was, like, the front one.
Uh-huh.
Oh, so you put it in the back.
Because they kind of slide.
And they overlap each other.
So dangerous.
Very, because how did you even get it out?
You have to kind of do like, yeah, I know, but you're 12.
He's not.
He's not so happy.
I'm saying it to you because if anything happens, my mama can't do nothing because I'm on the phone with you guys.
So thank you.
We're not right now.
Hey, mom.
We forgive you, Julian.
We're all listening, Mom.
He better get to school.
He's forgiven.
Healthy.
It's fine.
Yeah.
When no slap marks or nothing, Mom.
No pinching either.
Football practice, too, so I get out an extra hour later.
There you go.
You let him go to football practice, Mom.
And you have food on the table for him when he gets home, Mom.
Act like nothing happens.
All right.
Julian, when did this happen?
Like two months ago.
That's awesome.
So I'm like just...
In the summer.
Okay.
He's getting pinched right now.
He's like,
Um-up.
No,
his arms.
Julian,
so your brother?
When they found,
yeah.
When they found out,
my dad,
he's like,
since your birthday's coming up,
you're,
like,
you're gonna give us the money.
And, like,
my,
like,
my deal,
she had came
and she gave me $20.
And I gave him the $20
because, like,
that was, like,
the first thing that I had to owe him.
Yeah.
Wow.
Hey,
it costs way more than $1.
That's crazy.
Okay.
It's doing,
he's learning about planning plan.
You got some taxes right there.
working for a while.
Tell them get their bread up.
Don't miss a payment.
Julian.
Okay.
So you guys broke the mirror or your brother did.
Did you guys, and then you guys switched it?
Did you guys blame each other or did you guys when they found out?
No, like me and my older brother, like, we were there when it happened.
So we just kind of like, we snitched on him when it happened.
But we.
And he was like crying.
No, no, no, no.
You guys have to understand.
It's a 16-year-old, a 12-year-old.
and a five-year-old, and they both gave a five-year-old up right away.
That's smart.
Smart.
I won't remember.
You can't even talk.
You can't talk at the situation.
Fairly.
No, you could.
No, you can have, you're in school.
No, you have to.
But you won't be able to like little humans in your life.
Greg, what did you do at five years old?
Greg, did you not talk to your six?
Julian's mom.
Julian's mom.
What is, what's the five-year-old's name?
It's Mattel.
Poor Matto.
Put him on the phone right now.
Mateo's going to have trust issues this whole life.
For sure.
He's going to take the blame for everything.
Okay.
He was fine.
So Julian, someone had to get blamed.
It all started when I was five.
Julian, I mean, Julian's mom.
So Matteo's kind of like annoying to them.
Like, they're in their teens.
They're like in their room.
And then Matteo comes in.
Do you think that Matteo broke it or do you think that Julian did?
Because Julian said that it was his water bottle.
Okay. 100% Matteo probably did it.
Mateo and Julian, they.
go at it with each other nonstop.
Mateo does something, Julian
does something back.
Okay.
Like, there's no, there's no in between with them.
And I bet you tell Julian,
but Mattel's five years old, Julian.
He's little.
You or 12.
I'm like, because he hits me,
and I tell him, if you hit me again,
I'm a hit harder, and he does,
and then he runs away.
Julian, he's five years old.
Nah, hit him harder.
Hit him harder.
He thinks it's a game you guys are playing.
Like tag?
Yeah.
He thinks you guys are playing a game right now.
Yeah, tag.
All right.
Well, Julian's mom.
Yeah.
We forgave them.
Be nice to him.
We forgave them.
He gave up the $20 for his birthday.
Yeah.
Don't make them pay more for them here.
Or was it crazy?
Well, Dad, because it started off small, according to them.
It was like a small crack.
And it grew bigger.
It happened.
So when it grew bigger is when I discovered it.
And so I was like, what happened?
And the only one that was home was Matteo.
And he was like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Dad picked up Julian and his older brother in Felix and he was like, what happened?
I was home was silent.
Yeah, he was like, what happened?
And they were like, oh, it was Matteo right away.
Snitches.
But, loki, mom and dad opening the door really broke it.
Yeah, that's what happened, honestly.
You guys should have been doing it.
Honestly, you guys made it grow a bigger mom.
Anyway, why are you making Julian pay if Matteo did it?
No, no, no.
Shouldn't the five-year-old pay?
It's because it was my birthday that was coming up and he knew I was going to get
money so you know dad told
them that they had to pay it back and he
like the three of them had to pay it back so they have to like
what's the five-year-old going to do child labor what are you guys going to do
they have to do you know they got to do they got it got it
they got to work it off yeah
wash dishes just make sure
just make sure they're nice to Mateo because I feel like they're like
they're going to blame him for them owning money
He can handle himself.
Mateo's fine.
It doesn't matter.
He was trying to hit him with the water bottle.
Julian, we forgive him already.
I like Julian.
It's a 16-year-old.
But for Hector, I would say on up to it.
Help him pay for it.
Like, they should, like, go, like, pay.
Okay.
And just kind of suck it up a little bit.
Yeah.
Because it's not fair that, like, if you do something, it falls onto the big one.
Yeah.
The older one.
Yeah.
Julian is such a good kid.
Do you want to learn how to drive?
Are you excited for them?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah?
I just, yeah.
Just be ready.
You got three boys.
I'm writing the same boat with your mom.
Yeah.
You'll learn.
You'll learn.
That was so cute.
Julian, thank you for calling.
Julian's mom.
Thank you for calling in.
Yeah.
Felix, the older one.
Just blame everything on Mattel.
No, that's so sad.
This guy really hates his.
He's five.
What are they going to do?
Protect him.
He's going to remember.
I see what a good kid he is at 5 that he kept his mouth shut when they said what happened?
Yeah, he's five.
The brother is like Google Gaga?
He would be the snitch if anything.
He doesn't say who go go goga.
Five-year-old speak.
I was having a conversation with Horito.
Can a five-year-old please call in right now?
Yeah, five-year-olds, please call it right now.
Talk-ish to Greg.
I want to hear a five-year-old right now.
Yes.
The last has full-on conversations.
Yeah.
His vocabulary might be a little bit.
But yeah
Just like you get mixed up with your tenses
That might be what a five year old
Say yeah I broke the mirror mom
Yeah why does it sound like Greg has beef with a minor
Yeah
It sounds like it all
Yeah
Greg just if you if you had delayed like speech
That's fine
It's for you
If it happened in your life
That you were six years old
It's okay
It's okay
You don't have to hate kids because of that
Yeah
That's your old trauma.
Yeah.
The kid can barely talk.
He's like five-year-olds can't even talk.
I never heard.
He doesn't believe that they can form a sentence?
A full sentence.
A full sentence.
Full comprehensive sentence.
You don't even know what that means.
Comprehensive is crazy.
Well, first you at your big age do a full sentence.
Hello, my name is Gregory.
You only give me full sentences.
I am from Los Angeles, California.
And I, yeah.
The one is.
Sentence fragment.
Sentence fragment right there.
Yeah.
I want to hear a.
Child say that.
Those exact words right there.
You want to hear child say, my name is Greg?
No.
They just said that.
Their name and, yeah, I want to hear what they're saying.
Full sentence.
No, positive.
A minor.
No.
Stop.
All right, let's talk to the kids, okay?
Respectfully, not you, us.
Okay.
Jackie.
Hi, Jackie.
Hi, Jackie.
Jackie.
Hi, Jackie.
Jackie, what city are you in right now?
Where are you calling me from?
Um, Irvine.
And how old are you, Jackie?
I'm 23.
Oh.
Hi, Jackie.
But I'm going to put my daughter on the phone.
She's five years old.
Oh.
I thought we were talking to the five-year-old.
You talked like a five-year-old.
Yeah.
I thought we were talking to the five-year-old.
I was like, they have a little bass in their voice when it's all good.
Yeah.
I was like, you've got a grown five-year-old.
He had a very hearty breakfast.
Jackie, what's your five-year-old's name?
I'll do it.
Evelyn.
Evelyn.
My name is Ellen.
Hi, Evelyn.
Hi, Evelyn.
How are you?
Hi.
She's so cute.
What did you do today, Evelyn?
I clean off my room.
Oh, wow.
Thank you, Evelyn.
Evelyn, you have a good morning, baby girl.
Wow, you're amazing.
Hold on a happy beladies.
What a sentence.
Starting November.
No, she's telling her birthday.
Jackie, please hold on the line.
Please hold on the line.
Don't hang out, Jackie.
Why are you beefing it with five-year-old?
That sounds like full sentences to me.
Yeah.
That sounded like if she broke something, she could say, I broke it or I didn't do it.
I think that was, like, part sentence.
I don't know what the second part was.
What?
She said more than what you did.
What is the second part of what you just said?
I know.
What did he say?
Bro.
I wouldn't hear another fire.
Comprehensive?
Comprehensive?
Yeah.
Olivia.
You need contraceptive.
Olivia, from Sun Valley.
Olivia, you're the mom or you're the kid?
I'm the dad.
I'm about to put her on.
What's your name, Dad?
Before I do, I want to say happy birthday to my wife and my daughter.
Hi, birthday.
They have the same birthday?
They have the same birthday?
It's her birthday today.
She's about to go on.
Olivia, tell them what she can do with.
Hi.
Olivia.
Olivia.
Hi.
Olivia, what are you doing right now?
We're going to do it.
You're going to see.
Olivia, what's something that you want to do at Disney.
What's something that you want to do today?
You want to go to Disneyland?
They want to be the princesses.
I want to see the princesses.
All right.
You enjoy Disneyland.
Happy birthday.
And happy birthday,
and happy birthday, mom.
Wow, just turned five.
You're welcome.
She just turned five.
She was four yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
And she could still make conversations.
Learning, yeah.
She's just a little shy.
That's all.
Yeah.
She heard about you.
She wants to see the princesses.
She heard about you that way.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Anyway?
Anybody?
Anybody else?
You still understood what she said.
Three words.
Four words.
I want to see the princesses.
Six words.
Sorry.
That's a sentence, stupid.
Wow.
Yeah.
As long as the subject and the predicate, you're good.
He has a dad.
He's going to jump you.
Who?
Her dad.
You're talking smack about her.
I'm just, no, I'm talking about five-year-olds in general.
All of the five-year-olds in general?
Get all the smoke if they want.
He's beating them with the five-year-old.
Why?
You know wild friends?
What happened to you in kindergarten?
He didn't have friends
I didn't actually
I moved schools
It all goes back to that
Yeah
He hated all the five year olds in that class
And ever since he's hated all five year olds
He never stopped
I moved from East Dela
Arrested Development
He's still five
Yeah
You got it
I'm sorry to the kids that called in
The five year olds I just called in
Umberto clicked on you
Greg gave him the orders
Yeah
And you didn't deserve that
At all
Everyone knows I don't click on kids, dog
You don't know
I give them stuff
You do
She's no kid clicker
That part
She's not
Umberto though
Have them called back
Clicker
Right
They can't spell
So they're kind of jealous
Oh both
Umberto for sure can't spell
Yeah
The red can't speak
I'm just
I'm just a five-year-old call back right now
Put the number in right now
All right
No don't be
You're a little
Hater Craig
I know five-year-old dog
It's crazy
All right
Well
My birthday
on Saturday.
And because of that,
yeah, thank you so much.
This whole week
we're celebrating
with the wheel
of Leticia Iman
Martinez and Ramirez
Fernandez.
Bernardo
Renhammeda
Renérez
Ramirez and Herr
Peniche Moreno
that's the wheel
that we're doing
okay
and it's a wheel of me
okay
call it and pick your wheeler
who do you think
who do you think
is going to know
Leti the best
okay
if they're wrong
they have to spin the wheel
to get a punishment.
Okay?
We are about to play the wheel of Leticia and Martinus,
La Marenda.
Go lasso.
Let's go.
High five, brother.
I hope it lands on you.
Yeah.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
We're just going to take caller number one.
Caller number one.
What's your name?
What's it are you calling from?
Buenos Diaz.
Good morning to you.
Good morning.
Let me see who you are.
Your name is.
Good morning.
Jason.
Morning.
You're Jay?
Jason?
Yeah.
Jason.
Jason, you are going, it says right here you're going for Vic.
Hey.
I am.
You're going for Vic.
Okay.
Get this.
If Vic gets this trivia of me right, then you get tickets to see Tyler the Creator.
Wow.
That's fun.
If not, he has to spin the wheel for a punishment, okay?
I got you, homie.
All right, let's go, Victor.
I got you, man.
I'm taking you as the underdog, man.
I'm voting for you, man.
Let's go.
All right.
He loves you.
Vic, your Leti trivia question is, what is my mom's name?
I know this.
Very easy.
I know your mom's name.
Your mom's name is Carmen.
Yeah, it's Narcisa.
Oh, that's really mean.
You just called her Narcissus.
Yes.
This is narcissists.
Really?
Really?
No.
Wow.
I hope your mom is let's ask.
What is her name?
Wow.
Wow.
Whoa.
That's not her name?
No, no, that's wrong.
Narcissist?
That's a wild.
I didn't even know that's what that meant.
Shut up.
I swear.
You don't know Spanish?
You think I'm that good at Fennett?
Yeah.
Where is that?
Wow, bro.
Oh, here you go.
Get out of here.
Hey.
Wow, you hate Salvi's.
Big, big, big, great.
That was wild.
That was wild.
That's it.
All Saudi women are narcissists.
Yeah, he just said that.
You're horrible, dude.
What makes you think that's her name?
It starts with an end, and then you told me before that it sounds like that.
I never said it.
Oh, now you're putting lies on my name.
You're lying.
Narcissist?
Liar.
You're lying again.
You're the narcissist.
Okay.
Okay.
Her name is Narcelaia.
Wow.
Yeah.
I was so close.
No.
I was so close.
You were not wrong.
So he's not going to get the tickets.
But you are going to get a punishment.
Spin the wheel real quick.
Lettie's choice, boom, okay?
After the break, you are going to have to.
Get punished by Lettie's choice.
Oh, I can't wait.
And by the, that makes me want to remind you that this Saturday, November 23rd,
we're going to be at the Vajarta on Sherman Way and in the Sherman Way.
Everyone in Woodley.
16040, Sherman Way, Van Nuys, California, 91406.
That is correct.
I'm going to say that one more time.
16040 on Sherman Way.
And Woodley.
And Woodley.
Van Nuys California.
We're going to be there from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Giving away some tamale kids.
We have 106 tamale kids, so it's going to be the masa, the leaf.
Yeah.
And the chili, the dry chieler.
Nice.
And a cool little give-evali kids.
bag and we might also add in some Power 106 merch and stuff like that for the first
106 people that come up to us and say he we're here for brown bag okay because we don't
want to just give it out to like yeah what are you do we want to make sure that it's you
the list that you that you listen to us and want you there what Greg why you love me
nobody said you're still gonna find some oh yeah yeah yeah they see a line they
yeah yeah and I can't wait to see that and be like what's the password eh
We love Whitney.
I mean, my God.
And I was like, oh, you're right here.
Judging us already?
Yeah, here you go, Tia.
All right.
Right now, though, we are playing the wheel.
Leticia.
I don't know.
Some people might say, like, hey, don't give your government out like that.
Yeah, you know all my answers.
My mother's maiden name.
It's one of them.
It might be all of them.
Okay, before the break, Vic played.
Letti trivia, and he lost, okay?
We need a partner for you in the Loserville,
so we're going to get someone else on the line, right?
Let's go to...
Cynthia.
Cynthia, I just want you to go...
You're going to win, Cynthia.
Cynthia's going for Angie.
Of course, you have to go with the best friends.
Yay!
No pressure, Angie.
And if she gets it wrong?
If you get it right, you're going to see Tyler the creator, okay?
If Angie gets it wrong, I don't know if we're best friends anymore.
Oh, my God.
No pressure.
No pressure.
Angie, what is my favorite
color? Oh, easy.
Easy.
No brain there.
You gotta give her a harder question.
Greg, did you know my favorite color was purple?
Yes, I do know your favorite color.
Oh, they don't.
You were a Viking fan.
You were a Vikings fan.
Yes, we all knew that.
Because you're a Vikings man.
That's how it.
She's such aided.
She won't know any answer.
She's my best friend.
And you asked me the hardest question.
That's not hard.
What's my mom's name?
She always tells us.
Not always.
I didn't ask you what my first pet's name was.
Ask her what hospital you were born in.
I wouldn't ask any of you that.
Ask her.
All right.
You guys are such haters.
The listeners win here.
Duh.
Cynthia, you're going to get these tickets.
Tell the guys to stop being haters.
Hey, Cynthia, what's her favorite color?
Purple.
There we go.
Duh.
All right.
Hators.
You guys don't even know what shade of purple.
Okay.
Marco.
We got Marco and Ingol.
Marco, do you know their shade?
Yeah, you like it the darker one.
Yeah.
We knew that.
No, you did it.
Oh, my God.
She was a Vikings fan.
Yes.
She would say it all the time.
Marco, Marco, Marco, Miko.
You're going for Maximo because he thinks all these questions are easy.
What up, Marco?
You're such a hater.
What are, Maximo?
We get it.
Purple.
All right.
All right.
Maximo keeps dogging me right now.
I know he's bad.
What?
What?
Pinchum.
Close your laptop, please.
What does he have pulled up right there?
Just.
The collar dog.
Okay.
Maximo, what is my zodiac sign?
That's easy.
I don't pay attention, right?
Let me guess, though.
Let me guess.
Hurry up, though.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Virgo.
Those things are not real.
I'm not real.
I know that.
I don't register them because they're not real.
It's loud.
That's the El Diablo.
That's as easy as my favorite color.
No, it's not.
It's not real.
It's like imaginary.
I just said it's Sagittarius.
Yeah, Greg knew it.
Yeah, I did.
See, everyone knew it.
Okay.
You knew it.
Mona?
She already says it.
I'm a sad.
What did it?
Her birthday's coming up.
He knew of a partner.
You're his partner.
Oh, man.
Oh, you're right.
That's the winning team.
What did I say last year?
Last week would be the, would be the.
Elfer lips.
Elfer lips.
Okay.
You know,
you lost, bro.
You lost.
No.
I don't know.
I'm not doing it.
I have very plump,
what is it?
Belumptuous lips that I paid for.
I'll tell me to find.
And Kylie Jenner,
she also did that,
but she said that it was the way that
she drew her lips that made her lips big.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
So you're overlying.
challenge and it won't be film maximo it won't be filmed gregg hasn't even gone i just got both
those guys he's needed a partner yeah that was it nah you want to see great great all right let's go
and jose had jose yeah we should do sudden death all right but whoever loses whoever loses
you guys lost already though i know but we should do it again whoever's the winner of the loser should
no all right no no you don't get this is my birthday we'll fight me and big will fight
Greg and Jose in the hallway.
Loser does this.
We're losing.
All I'm saying is you have to lip line the other one's lips.
Oh, let's be.
She looks like my lips.
With your feet.
First of all, we're different shades.
It's funny because so are me and Angie, and she brought her lip light.
No, we ain't doing that.
So either you're closer to letty's shade or my shape.
You shouldn't knew me.
You shouldn't know me.
No.
Maximo.
What about Greg?
You want me to tell you what this is?
What?
Stop.
What?
You're such a
Just answer the questions right.
Let's these birthday week, fool.
Oh my God.
So Alyssa.
Alyssa,
Maximo thinks this is an Illuminati
humiliation ritual.
Oh.
That's the diablo.
Why would you know?
All of a sudden,
once he loses, he gets all like,
oh,
ask me what your favorite color is.
Purple.
Richie,
Richie from Compton.
Richie.
Oh, my God.
What's that, Richie?
Yeah, yo, what's up brown bat?
What's that,
All right, it seems like Greg is the one that knows me the most and you pick Greg.
So good for you.
Shout out you, brother.
All right, Greg, Greg, Greg, what part of Mexico is my dad from?
Guata, I can't say the...
No, no, no, no, no, no, he's not from there.
Say it, what's your...
Juanagato, Juan, Guana Guata, okay, Guilla, Guad...
My head's there.
That disqualified.
That's wrong.
No.
No.
No.
He's fine.
No.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
No mercy.
No mercy.
Is it right though?
No mercy.
He's very close.
He said Juan.
Okay.
It's his English.
No, he said it backwards.
He doesn't know Spanish like that.
No.
I will give it to you.
No.
That's what I'm saying.
Juan.
He can't go.
No.
He said it backwards.
No.
Just hold that.
Just hold on.
He said Juan and Gua.
No, I would give it to you.
Alyssa.
Alyssa.
What's up, Alyssa?
Good morning.
Hello.
Hi, Alyssa.
You're going to go for Jose, right?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
And Mr.
likes to laugh, likes to butt in, talking about all his jokes.
All right.
What she do.
Jose, he would actually like doing the challenge.
I mean.
I brought my own.
I brought my own shade.
I knew it.
All right.
He's ready.
Yes, Betty.
We're doing the wheel up.
Leticia, Ivan, Martinez,
I'm asking you guys different questions about me to see if you, because my birthday week.
It's her birthday.
All right, Jose.
Why is choking?
What are you choking on?
How old is my second son, Jorge.
Oh, we just talked about that.
Look, Maxim doesn't even know it.
He's five.
No.
He's six.
No, you, no, it was wrong.
It was wrong.
He's six years old.
you said five.
All right, so all the guys got it wrong.
Wait, what?
Let's run!
I got mine right.
I got mine right.
No, that's not fair.
I got it right.
Okay, Mona, would you give it to, Greg?
Do you know, how do you say it?
Juana, Juanahua.
Keep it here.
We're bringing out the Kylie lip kits.
I'm mad because I want.
This is literally...
I think I got the black lung.
The what?
And the herpes simplex.
No, why would you be saying that on air?
Big is trying to get out of putting lip liner on himself because he thinks that if he uses it, I won't want it anymore because he's sick.
But I have so many.
I like buy these things like lollipops.
So they're just lip liners.
Well, yeah.
I need a new strategy.
You all lip-cloth?
So we asked the guys trivia questions about me.
Angie's the only one that got the trivia question.
Excuse me.
I got it right.
Oh, yeah.
Greg, I would get it to you.
Yes, 90% right.
It sounded like you were going to say Guatemala first.
It did sound like that.
And then you didn't pronounce
Juanojato, right?
Yeah.
I called my dad and he said
that you have to announce
you have to pronounce it right.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I was right.
No, you were right.
You're wrong.
Honestly, look,
it's four against two.
We could win this.
Four against two.
What are you going to beat me in Angeles?
No.
You started coming eventually.
Bro, we've done so many challenges.
This is the one?
We've ate crickets.
I'd rather eat a cricket.
What about
All right
Did you pick your lip liner, bro?
Here, Viggy, you can pick a lip liner
All right
Oh, I guess it's a
Hey Jose, over there
Jose already has his honi said
Any?
Yeah, Eddie
Very good catch, Jose
Angie, what do you like listening to?
This is just a color pencil
I really, I don't know
We have it, but I like Danny Flo.
No, you don't have that one.
Ooi?
Owee.
Oh, I know which one.
I never thought
of my life would get to this.
Okay, I like to listen to like Girl Lives.
So go ahead on the count of three.
Go ahead and get your lip liner on, girls.
Go ahead.
Oh, here.
Yep.
Here.
Yes.
Hey.
Maximo, do it, Maximo.
Hey, you guys have.
I don't know how to.
Greg is.
I have, hold on.
Yeah.
Yes.
Come on.
All right.
Let's see.
Betty.
Yes.
I might get a marisco's job after this.
All right.
Jose.
Here.
Here's the mirror.
Here's the mirror.
Okay.
Yeah.
Man doesn't have any.
I can't.
Here, here, brother.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, I'm pretty.
Yeah.
Here, do you need a beer?
Greg, do you need a beer?
I'm doing the Queen of a dollar.
Maximo looks like a Cogolito.
Honestly, this is just a color pencil.
It is a color pencil.
Yeah, it's a marker.
Wow.
Oh, look at it.
You guys do this every day?
Yeah.
Every day.
It happens in the lips.
Yeah.
It's not lip and filler.
It's just the way that we put our lip line.
on.
Wow.
Wow.
Like a Greg.
Greg is like in...
Maximo looks full apocalyptic
right now.
I feel like the queen of a dollar.
I feel like the Joker right now.
Vic,
that's your color, brother.
You got to blend it in.
Yeah, Big, that is your color.
Greg, are you just...
Oh, you're going bigger, Greg?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's what we're supposed to be doing.
Yeah, Jose.
Jose.
You're going to keep that freaking.
You made me...
You're almost me a kiss.
Jose is a gattita.
I thought just really
He's a kiddie
I love this
You gotta let me post this
You guys look great
I love
Alright
My is a queen and a dollar
Maximo
Greg,
Vicks looks the best
Yeah
What is he
Well
Honestly,
You gotta blend it in
No Vic
You were really
Thank you
You're lighting that up really well
You sound to tell anything
This is my shade
bro
Yeah it's a shade
That doesn't even look
Like you has anything on
That's the point
That's the point
That's the point
Yeah but they look fuller
Like your lips
Yes they do brother
Yeah, they do.
They do.
I look like I got injections.
Look, Greg.
That doesn't know like that.
You look like apocalyptic.
You do.
I thought you're supposed to...
It's a lip liner.
You're just supposed to line your lips with it.
Oh, I thought this was a thing where like you make your lips look bigger.
Okay.
Yeah, you put the top.
Wait.
I have a mustache.
Yeah, so good.
Yes, it was.
Vic, you look great.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought of my sister for a second.
Hey, I see it, that's it.
You're part of the red and the signer,
so it can actually, like, pop.
No, no, no, no, no.
Look my shade.
I found it.
I found it.
That's it.
Yeah, I don't even know.
Wow.
I'll buy two next time.
Batty.
Greg, you look crazy.
Is that what I look like to you?
No, I thought that's what's due.
