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Buenos Aires.
Happy Tuesday.
1119.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Happy International Men's Day.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Can you guys spark?
Me too.
Yeah.
It's our day.
You're going to be dogs now.
Oh, okay.
What do you do then?
You're being very dog in the morning, by the way.
Me.
I get in here and then Greg's like, hey, Letty, how did you feel?
Me right, right on your.
Tush.
Yeah, right on your tush.
I'm driving in.
I was like, what, what?
I was trying to scare you.
He's like, yeah, I was driving right, like, right on the tail of your car.
And I was high-beaming you, how did that feel?
And I was like, bro.
Yeah.
First of all, I was on my phone.
I'm kidding.
I didn't notice.
There's two problems here.
One, she never do that that early to a lady.
Yay!
Two, you should be more aware of your surroundings.
I knew she wasn't paying attention because it was a green light and we were sitting there for like a couple of minutes.
Okay, I saw your car and you have a similar car to actually.
Angie's just a different make.
And then I was like, no, that's not Angie.
But that's the only thing that I checked.
Like, is that Angie?
No, it's not Angie.
And then I just kept up.
I was right behind.
But as he's talking, like, yeah, I put my high beams on and I was on your tail.
And then Maxim was like, that's weird.
I was trying to scare you.
And then it's like, creeped out.
And then he's like, oh, I forgot my jersey.
Yeah, I was going to wear my jersey.
We as guys have some of the dumbest pranks ever.
Yeah.
It's like, ha ha.
You saw that?
Oh, we almost crashed.
Oh.
Yeah.
But that's your thing.
Did you see when I was pranking to do road rage on you?
Or pranking to have this stock on you?
I got you.
I got you.
Blighting you with my high beams.
You know what?
He did that to me last time too?
And he's like, did you see me?
He's like, if you were to break, I would have hit you.
Yeah.
To her, I was boy closer.
Greg, that's creepy, Greg.
I was going to get that close to you because your car's a little more expensive.
That's how you gauge it?
Bro.
She's like, she's like, sure it's deductible.
You got to pay the same deductible.
If I hit a lady, it's kind of going to hurt a little bit.
Yeah.
Then if I hit it.
Bro.
The fact that these are the things you're thinking of
instead of just being safe
and being a defensive driver.
Yeah.
Or like making women feel protected.
Yeah.
Just scare women that's when they wake up.
Just scare women.
Happy Wednesday that's why.
Happy Wednesday to you.
Scared women today.
Crazy.
Exert dominance today.
I thought I did something, but I guess it didn't work.
No, you did not.
Angie, say something nice about men in general.
You know what?
Actually, I need you guys a lot when it comes to car stuff because I'm just a girl.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just the great.
Shout out.
And you guys are great at doing stuff.
Have you checked your headlight fluid?
There's no such thing.
Oh, okay.
I've heard that just before.
Blinker fluid too?
No?
Yeah.
I actually was like, wait.
Where is that?
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is, but no.
I couldn't even, I didn't even know how to put, like, air in my tire.
Yeah.
That's why I'm like, thank you guys because a man helped me at the gas station for that.
When the check engine light is on, just check if it's there and you're good.
No.
The goal is to have them all light up like a Christmas show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would love that.
The more lights here on dashboard, the better.
Yeah, it's a nice thing about men and you're making it really hard.
Okay.
We're not being helpful.
Yeah.
Shout out men today on international or national or worldwide men's day.
Yes.
I remember a time when every day used to be international men's day, but I'm glad it's over.
Equality.
Yeah, I'm glad it's over.
You were alive by that?
What was your favorite part about those days?
The sharks in the Coliseum?
So stupid.
I saw Gladiator 2 yesterday.
Spoiler alert.
They put sharks in the Coliseum.
It's possible.
I'm not with you.
I was the one telling you guys just don't even think about,
like, is this possible or not?
Just like dive into the movie.
Like Fast and the Furious when they're in space.
He really went to space.
Enjoy the ride.
Enjoy the ride.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's one of those.
Because Jose went with me and he was.
like did that even happen? Is that stuff even real?
And I'm like, bro, I just go with the flow,
really. Just go with the flow.
They put a whole ocean in the college and sharks and all of that.
Really good movie, by the way. You should go watch it.
Men, one of the very things about men is you make us feel protected.
Not great.
You make us feel protected.
Like, I like feeling like safe around safe men.
Yeah.
Not great.
Exactly Greg.
Yesterday, Greg sends me a screenshot.
Can I tell all this group chat?
Remember how we're like, hey, your team needs a chant?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Creepers?
Yeah.
And then he has a group chat with the creeps.
And then they were like...
It's literally called Creep Town.
Their chat is going to be Letti.
They said, we're all down to chant.
Letty.
Letty.
I was like, all right.
That falls right in line.
Police officers, if you're listening,
your fellow officer here.
Are they going to pick a new girl every week?
It starts with me.
Yeah, we're just like, yeah, we could chant Lithia.
I was like, why?
Our team is called Creep Town.
Yeah.
Tell them I appreciate the chat possibility.
They're going to want to do it and record it.
Yeah.
What if they've only accepted you in order to gain proximity of you?
That's very creep town of that.
That is.
That is.
But you guys are winning.
Yeah, undefeated.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Even though I went all in four last game.
Undefeated, yeah.
Terrible.
That means that you didn't hit one thing.
Is it an underhand pitch?
Yes, it is.
It's very embarrassing.
Who are you?
Machado?
I act like it.
I act like it.
Yeah, I do.
The game's on the line.
That's what they call me there.
Did you see my premonition about Soto's happening, though, by the way?
You think so?
They're talking to him.
Yeah, they are a new heart today.
Yeah.
The Dodgers.
That's cool.
Remember, you were like Soto, Soto, Soto, Soto.
Yeah.
Hey, Greg, I hope he does Saulty.
He'll be so salty.
He'll be so salty if the Dodgers get him.
Yeah.
I'd hate it.
You join us, bro.
No, I'm not going to.
The time has come for this.
Nom Nom Nom.
No, nom news.
There's a story going around about the inventor of the Pringles can.
So we all know the Pringles can.
It's like a cylinder.
Once you pop the fun don't stop.
Once you pop the fun don't stop.
Yeah.
stacking my chips like Pringles.
Yes.
You can't just have one?
Nope.
That's right.
Yes.
So his name is Fred Bow.
And when he was going to like he died at 89 years old, but one of his wishes was that his ashes would be put in a Pringles can and buried with him.
What?
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
You can't bury yourself with your own ashes.
No, so it was partial.
Partial of his ashes were to be inside the original can of the Pringle's can and then buried inside.
Who showed you guys this?
Because this happened in 2008.
Yes.
But the story is like...
It's like circulating.
Yeah, circulating again.
Wow.
About his wish and just like the fact that he wanted that to happen, the ash situation.
Yeah.
Which I feel like it's coming more common where people are asking for their ashes to be put like in random places.
Yeah.
That's that's...
A hot chitos inventor, please don't think about that.
Yeah.
Don't be coming to chis.
Well, yeah, because I think the Pringos can look more biodegradable.
Yeah.
Than the hot chito.
No, that's crazy.
Have you ever put nach cheese in a hot chito bag?
It stays.
It does.
Yes, it does.
It doesn't work for nothing.
Yeah, it doesn't work for nothing.
No, that's crazy.
I mean, I think that also goes to show that the Pringle cans are pretty big.
To fit all the ashes of a grown person?
It's not all of them.
It's partial.
It was a partial of the ashes.
So you want some of the ashes in the can to be buried and the rest of the ashes spread out to, like, other places that are meaningful.
I don't know all my ashes.
Ash is in a hookah.
Why a hookah?
I don't know.
Do you like hookah like that?
Yeah.
You do?
Yeah.
Since when?
All the time.
Yes.
Yeah.
Shout out this guy, Freddie Bauer.
No relation to Eddie Bauer, but now I'm thinking about that.
He also created freeze-dried ice cream, which I don't even know what that is, but.
Freeze-Dried ice cream?
It says freeze-dried ice cream.
The little cups?
Have you ever had freeze-dried skills?
He created it.
Oh, it's the astronaut ice cream.
He created that.
Why didn't he want to be...
In astronaut ice cream?
A bright ice cream.
He was a chemist and food storage scientist.
A food scientist?
I didn't even know that that was like an actual like possibility.
Like you're a scientist but your job is specifically to create like...
Ice creams?
Containers for snacks and food.
Schools don't prepare us well enough because if I knew that was a job when I was a kid.
Yeah.
A food scientist?
I would have been paying way.
more attention in chemistry and so.
Right.
Yeah.
To create the materials and all that stuff.
I think the shape, also the container to be able to keep the food like long lasting.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So he passed away of Alzheimer's disease and that's a really hard, hard disease.
I worked with a lot of people that had Alzheimer's before.
But what if he forgot?
That was what he wanted?
That was his wish?
Because how is that his wish?
When you're in late stage Alzheimer's, it says you passed away after a battle with Alzheimer's.
So what if that's also something random that you said?
He just thought about it in that moment.
Put me in the Bringles.
Yeah.
Sometimes that happened.
True?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, that was great.
That would have been crazy.
Like whatever episode he was having?
You're saying?
Like in that moment?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember working with a patient that had Alzheimer's and dementia and she would go back in time to when she was in the war.
We would literally go into her room and she'd be like,
uh, is, is, does anyone need, like, help?
Is there any soldier that needs help?
Like, their brains go back.
There's another woman that I met and I had to keep meeting her.
Like in that movie, like it really happens.
Like, every 10 minutes, I re-meet her again and she was agitated.
And then she calms down because I talked about her cat.
And then, again, who are you?
Why are you here?
Like, it would just happen again and again.
Yeah.
So I'm wondering when his, that request happened.
Before that's a while.
Yeah.
I'm thinking before.
Hopefully.
Like, and it will?
Possibly.
Yeah, somebody wrote this down here.
I mean, if you created something, would you want to be buried with it?
But almost you, sometimes you forget what you did.
Ah.
You even forget who you were, that your kid is your kid.
I could look straight at my child and not know that's my child.
This stuff is real.
Like, this really happens like that.
No, because my grandma's going through it right now.
I'm sorry, my mom.
And she forgets that my grandpa is her husband.
And then, like, they'll be having dinner and be like, why is this man still here?
Yeah.
Like, it's a nice man.
Man, who are you?
And when they call him dad, they'll be like,
that's not your dad?
Like, yeah, in his face.
Damn.
It's crazy.
I'm just kidding.
What if they got some of a secret to share with you must do?
Wow, there it is.
What if she knew exactly what she said?
That's hilarious.
That would be crazy.
What if she called in the homie upland and they told her,
just pretend?
No, that's a lot.
Okay, that was just my question.
It says that the rest of his remains were placing an urn along with the can.
Just get extra other cans, bro.
Just get the urn in the can.
Why don't they make pringles urns and then just stack all the ashes on top of each other?
Along they bake it into some pringles.
That'd be crazy.
And eat them.
What's the flavor?
Pizza.
Pizza.
Overly crisp.
That's the favorite one?
Overly crisp.
Brice, cremation.
Sour cremation?
Yeah.
Weird.
Not going to heaven.
We are not going to heaven.
That right there?
All of us.
All us.
Wow.
I don't have to go for laughing, man.
Yeah, for laughing.
For affiliation.
We have shoutouts, though.
Yes, we do.
Anthony from Pomona wants to shout out his little king,
Adriel.
I'm going to say it like that.
Adrian.
Adriel.
Abriel.
And his little queen, Ariel.
Ariel and Ariel.
Wow.
I like Ariel.
Ariel is a nice name.
Like, it's a really nice name.
Yeah, it's a really nice name.
Beautiful name.
And he says, I'm thankful for both of you and hope you have a great day at school.
Yeah.
I wonder if they like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, because it's like very like, yeah.
I wonder if you're twins.
I wonder so much about you now, little family.
Like, my dad's name is Jose.
Uh-huh.
And his sister's name is Josefina.
And I always wonder.
They have to be besties.
It's in the rules.
Yeah.
Part of the contract.
When one gets yelled at that,
they think they're going to get to get.
yell that because it sounds the same?
Yeah.
My little guys.
Yeah.
Freddie wants to shout out the Anaheim Lady Rams for placing first at West,
Western Cheercom.
Okay.
Wow.
Congrats.
Dad and mom love you, Janelli.
Yeah.
Yeneli.
Shout out to Caleb Sanchez for winning his first.
Yes.
Hey.
I had trouble saying this.
Collegiate.
Collegiate.
Start.
Collegiate.
And getting rookie of the week award.
And you make one of five years.
Yeah, he got rookie of the week.
He got three touchdowns.
That's his first game.
First game starting for Columbia.
Let's go.
Nice.
Amazing.
Domininda Ivy League, my boy.
And rep in for his Pinae and Salvadorian.
Yes.
Wow.
Yeah, he's Filipino and El Salvadorian.
That's the kid that's like 10 feet tall, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's a very big feat for, again, a Filipino and a Salvadorian.
That's our tall right there.
A tall kid.
I don't know.
Something's going on here.
Something's going on the water.
Yeah.
His dad said he's from the tall area of El Salvador.
I said, where is that, sir?
His dad is pretty tall.
No, I know.
That's why they're saying that.
Yeah.
I don't know where that part is.
But yeah, he's even taller.
Yeah.
Shout out Kail him.
Jocelyn wants to give a birthday.
Shout out to her husband.
She didn't say his name, but shout out to Jocelyn's husband.
No one needs to know his name.
That's Jocelyn's husband right there.
That's right.
Stay away from him.
Exactly.
That part.
The husband.
And that's it.
Shout out.
I have one.
Shout out to Jr.
Arendando and his sister, Maribel, their twins, and they turned 27 yesterday.
Wow.
Oh, great.
Good lady.
I heard this thing about twins.
Shout out to all the twins out there.
That fraternal twins are genetic.
Identical twins are low-key evil.
What do you mean?
It's an evil process.
Just kidding.
If you're identical twins, I love you, nothing against you or you, just saying.
But supposedly, okay, let's say when you're being created.
I saw a video, I'm probably going to get it wrong.
Scientists don't come after me.
That you're building a, basically you're a bunch of cells, you're a bunch of chromosomes,
and you're just building, building, building, right?
Yeah.
Somewhere along the lines, as your little embryo is building itself,
it says, you know what?
I want another me.
And it just starts building another itself.
Because at that point, it's kind of like taking on all the creation.
Yeah.
Okay, now I've got to build an arm.
Okay, now I got to.
And in one part of it, it's like, you know what?
Would it be great?
Another me.
So the identical ones is just like, it's kind of random.
You know how they say, like, there's twins in my family?
Usually that's for, fraternal.
the ones that are not identical.
The identical ones is like,
Loki yourselves were just like,
A, another one.
Another one.
They're better than one baby.
Two.
Two of me?
That it's more of a random experience
and almost like very like.
Hey, Loki, that's like an evil scientist, no?
Yeah.
Well, they're great.
I don't want to say twins are evil.
Well, I mean, yeah, yeah.
Twins are great.
Twins are great.
Because they always say there's a twin.
Because then I'm looking at identical twins like Tia and Tamara.
Basically when T or T Tamara was being made,
they're like, hey, another one.
It's not that it's like.
like genetic in your family.
At least that's from the video that I saw, please don't,
or it's reportedly alleged as a food scientist,
I will not refute what you're saying.
What do you mean a food scientist?
I'm just a good.
Oh, he wants to be.
Oh, are he self-labeled?
Yeah.
I love it.
I love it.
And then I got another birthday shout-out as well.
Oh, sorry.
I thought we're talking about creation biology.
Science.
Yeah.
How's that?
Mario from San Diego wants to give his niece a birthday shout-out.
She's turning 10 and he says they love listening every single morning.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
said, go Padres.
She said that?
Nobody said that.
No one said that.
They're from San Diego.
They didn't see that.
They could be dodger pants.
Woo!
As a sports analyst and scientist,
the Padre suck.
Kids, you have time.
You have time to choose a better team.
Yeah.
Don't suffer.
That's it.
Oh, no, I have a shout of Ariel and DiAngelo.
I met them yesterday at the grocery store.
Hey.
Ariel was judging me because yesterday when I was getting the mom
I was asking her for health for the champagne and she's I told her I'm like well I don't want something really strong
So when she was giving me the champagne she was telling me she was just judging me that I didn't get this super strong one
So what did you get? It's a good one. She told me it's a good one that we're gonna have fun with the with the Mimosas
Reported allegedly I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah
Yeah
Well anyway she also said that she's a big listener and she was talking about when we went to Vegas and she's like oh my god the guy's not showing us
to work.
Yeah.
And then she was
not drinking there.
Who is it?
No.
No.
Star opera hero.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
She thought it was really funny
when we had Canella
and we were doing the grito
because she's like,
dude, I could have done it
better than this guy
right here, Greg.
Greg, do your grito?
Oi.
The real one.
My throat's not there
right now.
You're some throat code?
Hey.
Yo.
Tad you can't sound
partners.
Hey.
Ro code is a real thing,
Greg.
Huh?
The coat is a real thing
The rope coat?
Yes
It's a tea, dog
Oh, I thought it was like a sickness or something
It's you
I've never heard of that
Okay
Is that it?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Gristo
What's the word
Word on Rosecrans
Rooscrans
The word on Rosecrans
The word is
Jay Cole has launched
His limited audio series
About his come-up
and re-release some old music along with it.
Let's go.
All right.
So Jay Cole and his business partner, Ibrahim, and videographer, Scott Laser,
join forces to tell the story of Jay Cole's entire music career and pretty much his life.
Like, he gets into, like, even before his rap career, right?
So it's a limited audio series titled Inevitable, and it's like a cross between an audiobook and a podcast.
You know what I'm saying?
Because it's not like interactive, like a podcast maybe would be.
But it's also just them telling stories about the come up.
Yeah.
So, you know, he shares stories about.
like when he went to New York when he was younger it was about like the year 2000 he went with the on a class trip and he was talking about like man I know I need to come here to make it in my rap career and he said like that changed his life and then he he also told the story about his dollar in a dream song and the overall concept that oh like how it came about concert and stuff like that yeah listen to this the point is not to go down there and make money the point is to spread the word so when we get down there we're gonna go out the people and we're gonna pitch to them this here's this CD
I know, I would give it to you for free
because I don't care about making the money.
I just want you to listen to the CD.
I would give it to you for free right now.
But I know if I give it to you for free,
you're going to throw it away as soon as you get around the corner.
I know that.
But so if you give me a dollar right now,
all I'm asked for is a dollar.
You're at least going to listen.
I know you're at least going to play the first or second song
because guess what?
I know you ain't going to throw a dollar on the ground.
That was literally where Dialing the Dream came from
was selling CDs for a dollar
18 homecoming.
Nice.
Also a biggie song, I would hope.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just got a dollar in a dream.
But it was cool because, you know, he's talking about how much fun he had just doing that.
You know, talking to people interacting with them.
And they said their best moment was like they ran into some guy in his car that was playing the actual music.
And they were on track three.
And he's like, oh, I know that means he listened to the first one.
And I was the second person too.
You know what I'm saying?
Super cool.
And then he also told the story about the infamous wet dance.
dream song.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's way later.
Oh, no, he made that early.
He made that early.
By the way, Maximum's bored.
Keep going.
Okay.
First of all, I'm not wasting this music I got.
Like, I had album songs.
That's one thing you always had.
Like, I always had like a very high regard for these songs.
I'm not about to make a save.
Like, it was beneath you.
It was beneath me.
It's like, why would I waste this fucking song?
I had wet dreams.
Like, at that moment right there, I had wet dreams.
And point being, like, I didn't put out wet dreams until.
Forest Hills Drive, which was seven years, eight years after me and E was in that car.
So, like, I had a high regard for a lot of these songs.
Greg has wet dreams, too.
Maximal.
Oh, my God.
You guys got to win that.
Oh, my God.
You guys got to go back.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is like, like, wait.
I'm really happy.
Cole is happy.
I'm happy.
He sounds confident.
By the way, this was recorded in 2022.
Yeah.
They did this.
Make sense.
Why he sounds so comfortable?
All right.
But look, I'm happy is being really.
At least, I love Cole.
I love Cole's music.
But he's on timeout till 2025 for me.
Oh my God.
Okay, look, if you don't want to listen to any new music of Coles, he actually just dropped
his old mixtape, the come up volume one, okay?
One of his first ever mixtapes.
So you can go back and listen to it.
2025.
He's on timeout to 2025.
For you.
My book.
Yeah, for you.
But it's old music.
It's good.
That's fine.
It's before any of this fiasco with Kendra.
Have you ever gotten in trouble for old things?
Oh, wow.
I like that they put this out
I think this is their
Who did that?
Who is texting you?
Serio
No, read it out loud
He's texting you
No rule
You got a text
You're reading it out loud
Go ahead
It's Umberto
Pass it to Greg
Pass it to it was Umberto
No no no no
Noberto sent him that text
Give me the text
Oh he sent him a text
Give me a text
It is him
It is weird
Yeah right
It just says
$2,500
I mean
$2,500
$2,500.
What are you going to pay him $2,500?
What are you guys talking about?
You got talking big money.
Not what we're talking.
Now what we're breaking down J-Cole lyrics and what dreams.
A dollar and a dream?
$25,000.
Yeah, okay.
That's crazy.
What's the guy's doing?
All right.
Okay.
Vic, I don't want you to think that this is not a good story.
I think it's a great thing.
Oh, it is.
Trust me.
I know.
As a rap nerd.
These guys over.
I enjoy Cole just talking about,
and you better stop.
I enjoy Cole for telling whatever story.
stories.
Yeah.
And you also like paid for this, right?
Yeah, it's $10.
Yeah, $10.
They have like their papers.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Did it come with a dream?
It came with insight.
10 dreams, okay?
One of the best rappers.
One dollar and one dream.
Uh, okay?
No, it's, it's incredible.
It's really because when the artist gets so big, his story beat now becomes hip hop history.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like learning all that, you know, seeing like the behind the scenes.
It's just the timing to me is like.
But you didn't hear all the gems.
He was just dropping.
Yeah, beautiful jazz.
Yeah, you're trying to win us back right now.
You're out to 20-20s?
Yes.
You're being gas-let?
No, what happens is?
It's not.
When you don't like the new stuff,
nostalgia time.
You know what I'm saying?
He's smart.
He's a genius.
As a J-Cold fan, I am eating all this.
I already forgot all the other stuff to happen this year.
Me too.
I mean, guess, it reminds me of why we all fell in love with Cole
and the big guine.
It's like that hunger and that.
The come-up.
Yeah.
That's why this is a podcast, brother.
He really didn't want to call it a podcast.
Yeah.
Even his explanation, he's like, I don't know what you'll call it.
It's a podcast, bro.
It's a podding.
You're potting with your homie.
And it's Phil, and I bet you guys are going to make reels.
Yeah.
It's a pot.
It's a pot.
You wait for deals.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, that was your word on Rose Cranz.
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Good morning.
What were you doing yesterday?
Just, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Is that okay.
Is that okay.
What was?
Greg, what were you doing yesterday?
Just walking the street?
over there across like and just looking around like if there was some type of drug deal going on you know what I'm talking about
what are you doing so what I do is when I get paid from my other job from DJ there's a bank right here so I just walk to the bank and then in my mind I was like I'm gonna walk to the gas station too and get some sunlight and just think about life oh he went through the hospital where that fake nurse was
oh yeah I feel like he's plugged to her something yeah and he's just looking around lost his position I'm like is am I catching him meet up with somebody to
exchange something?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I just get, I go on a mental walk.
A mental walk?
Yes, I don't know.
What does it look like you're looking for things?
Yeah, it looks, because he's looking around all crazy.
Yeah, well, I have a check in my ass.
Like, on his back or something?
It's just like he's wearing his camel hat with like a white shirt and jean.
I don't know, his pants.
He's just walking around like, like searching the whole area.
Are you playing Pokemon Go?
No, it's because I'm like, if I was on patrol, suspicious activity, pull him over it, ask me where he's going.
I have a check in my hand.
That's why.
Even worse.
Why?
So you're paranoid someone's going to see your check?
So why you have it out?
Yeah.
Waping it out?
I'm just going to walk over there because I'm not going to drive there.
It's right here at the corner.
But just know that I saw you and I was like, Greg, what are you doing?
Yeah, I was wondering if anybody's going to see me too.
That's what you're looking for.
You're looking if anyone was going to look.
No, I feel weird because I have a check in my hand and being aware.
Yeah.
What day was yesterday?
The 18th?
All right.
Every 18th you can catch Greg.
Roman streets with a trek in his hand.
That is not true.
See?
Tell them.
That is true.
Getting some sunlight.
Yeah, getting some sunlight.
Walking to a liquor store.
That's what I do.
I just take a mental break and get some sunlight.
It feels good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sounds life.
It is.
It is very healthy.
I'm glad for you.
I'm glad for you.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
They're shooting the birds.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, what birds?
The ghetto bird is.
What bird?
No, the paris.
Okay.
Who?
Like a few months back, we were talking about the paris that are local.
jumping from like tree to tree
all over the San Gabriel Valley.
They're really prominent in Pasadena area.
I see them all the time.
Yeah.
I've even seen them like back when I lived in Somar on Paddock.
They were low key gang members.
They were like block to block on like the hot blocks.
I was like, what are you guys doing over here?
But people are pelleting them.
A lot of their little bodies are getting strayed after they've been found wounded
and they're finding pellets.
Oh, that's sad.
We got to find these people.
Yeah, they're looking for it.
It's specifically the ones that are in the Pasadena area that are getting, for like a better term, shot down.
And it's really, really unfortunate.
I personally like them.
Me too.
Lo-key, they're controversial because there's a lot of them.
There is a lot.
And they jump from tree to tree and they squawk.
Yeah, like I was, I was going to say, like, as annoying as these birds can be, they don't deserve that.
They don't.
They don't.
They're beautiful birds.
What noises do they make?
Like, can anybody rest?
Oh, no.
I like the noise.
It's a very high-pitched squeaks.
Like what?
Like a high, like,
like,
like,
loud.
Loud.
Loud.
But imagine,
there's a tree
right behind my house
that has about a hundred of them.
And every single day
you hear that.
I think it's beautiful.
I feel like I'm wearing the Amazon
or like a jungle.
Like it feels like that.
Yeah,
I mean,
at the end of the day,
we're in their space.
We are.
It's a hundred of them.
A hundred.
Not like 10.
Not like 20.
You're living in the house.
You're living in the house.
Look at how many people
are in that dang house.
Yeah, that's my tree.
That's my house.
That is an alarm clock.
That is an alarm clock I have every single morning.
And at night, at 10 o'clock at night, too, they'll do it.
Officer, it's Greg.
He's the one doing it.
No, I'm not, no, I wouldn't ever.
Maybe that's what he's ever done.
Your anger towards them is just, it's unboggled.
They're very, I remember we're having a party one time and they happened to pass by again.
And everybody was like, wow, you guys live with that.
I doubt they said it like.
Yeah, I got it.
How many pellets do you have in the clip?
Zero.
No, I don't do that.
Oh, so you ran out.
You ran out.
Wow.
Empty the whole clip on it on this brain.
They're so loud.
They fly over.
my cousin's house in Pasadena all the time.
Yeah.
And every time they fly over, we're all in awe.
Like, we haven't seen it.
Yeah, because they're bright green.
Yeah, they are beautiful.
Why don't you befriend there, you know?
You're such a little hatersful.
Think about it.
Every day you hear that.
Loud, very loud.
Oh my God, I'm in nature.
It looks like I'm at Rainforest Cafe.
Same.
I like how one resident, because they are, like, they're a big deal.
A lot of people are, wish that they weren't as populated in that area, but they are.
But one neighbor says
We have leaf blowers
We have people with loud car exhaust
Crying babies
Barking dogs
We don't go shooting them
We don't go shooting them
I would hope that you don't go shooting
People DJing in their rooms
Or the crying babies
Or the loud exhaust
I hope you don't shoot the leaf blowers
That's so funny
It's true
What
People DJing in their rooms
Complaining about birds outside
And I have loud speakers
Like loud
It sounds like a party in my house
I want one of these parrids
Yeah they're cool
They're so nice
Are they the ones that talk
They can.
I think so.
I think they can.
And I just want you to know that area of the San Gabriel Valley.
Even last year, someone placed nets in the trees to catch the birds and they ended up passing away from that too.
Like, it's a full out like war from like parrots and people.
I think they're like 100% wild birds.
Like they were never to be.
Probably domesticated after that.
Like they were probably domesticated at some point.
And then now they've clearly made it and just made wild birds, which birds should be wild.
Right.
That's what you guys saw.
Yeah, when you guys see wicked, you'll see that all animals at one point even talked until they were caged.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
History.
And they lost the ability to speak.
And some parents still talk to this day.
Yes.
My grandpa's had a parrot that talked.
Oh, that makes sense.
Because they weren't caged, so they never lost the ability to speak.
Mm-hmm.
Whoa.
Is it that?
My blow.
Yeah.
He's to chase cats all the time.
And they're green like the wicked witch.
Wow.
The movie has to came out.
Wow.
Wow.
is wicked about parrots?
Pants?
I'm not mad at that.
I'm not mad at that.
But yeah, just how cute?
Wow.
How could you hate that?
They kind of sound worse than that.
Imagine.
I'm not going to lie.
They sound like,
like it's a yell.
No, it's that time's 100.
Beautiful.
I think it's beautiful.
If that was,
that one.
No, if that was,
that's more calming.
This is like loud.
Okay, Mr.
I play music super loud.
No,
it's not.
It's beautiful.
It's not anything like that.
Then move.
Yeah, hold on.
You know how.
I don't think they feel that about you while you're playing Mike Sherman at 3 in the morning?
No.
Tatiana?
Those things are annoying.
Those things are dead.
There he goes again.
He goes squawking.
They're nice.
There's people that love the parrots and then there's Greg that has a pellet gun.
I don't do that.
That is messed up.
With an empty clip.
Oh, my God, that's why you're wearing that Hunter hat.
Yes.
Oh!
It's all making sense.
He's
He's hunting
Perets
He is
All right
Be careful out there
Parrots
You can come to my crib
Like I like
I like when they
pull up to
My block
The parrots and the peacocks
It's wild out there
Yeah there's peacocks
You know what it is
In that area
There's like a lot of
Yeah
And there's like an Arboradium
I don't know
I'm not saying
Arboretum
No
Arboretum
You live right next to it
Yeah
It's one of those
Yeah
And then there's a gardens
There's like a garden
there's this
no, is this
Huntington Library
is by me
so all of that
is going to like
encourage
yeah wildlife
yeah wildlife
I'm not at it
they're terrified
they're beautiful
they're nice
but like when they open
their things
watch out if you have a peacock
and you see Greg
with a camouflage hat
like that's one of the animals
that scares you
The pee is silent
Sim
or PIM
SIP
Sips Sips Sips Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Sip, Sip.
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Please don't, please don't turn away.
Please come back.
Come back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
Play a Christmas song, please, please, please, okay, go.
There's a minister by the name of the name of.
of yada yada that is going viral for his approach.
It's Mr. Yana Yada.
Yada?
Yeah.
Yada yada.
And he's going viral for his approach on how you should treat your woman.
Wow.
Listen.
My wife's 250,000 years.
She has a maid.
She has a chef.
She has a personal stylist.
It's my job from the bottom of her feet to the top of her head to maintain her because she is a gift for me.
God that 250,000 goes into account that I have no access to only her, but she had every,
her name is on every fake account that I had.
What's with the music in the background?
Look at me.
I'm so perfect.
Preach, preach, preach, preach, preach, preach, preach, preach, preach.
And where did you watch this, Maximil?
Did your girl send it to you?
No, no, no, it came across my feed.
Wait, I think some Angie might have sent it to me?
I did it.
It's Angie's, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Alph-A algorithm.
Yeah.
How much you know he recorded that and after that he was like, oh yeah, they're going to love this one.
Yeah, this one's got to hit.
He's had some motivational music.
Yeah.
The music also helps hit and also he's speaking like a preacher.
Like he's just like.
He's preaching?
Yeah.
From the bottom of her feet to the top of her head.
He's taking care of her.
He's taken care of her.
She has her own bank account.
She gives her an allowance of 250K and she's on all the documents of his.
But he doesn't get like to touch her.
money. Where does the 250K come from? From the congregation? Probably. Yeah. You are asking too many
questions. And she's like, I don't want to know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's crazy.
I used to live across the street from a church and the dude would pull out in a corvette.
Yeah. Crazy.
Every day. Yeah. But let's talk about how he treats his woman. How about that? Yeah. That's the
important part right here.
Like a simp. They actually make guys like that? I don't know.
Or is that just for social media?
I don't know.
I feel like this is kind of a form of player hating in a way.
Player Haiti?
Yes, because look, you treat your woman good.
You don't need to tell anybody a damn thing.
Your woman is happy.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
True.
But the fact that you're telling the whole world.
How good you treat it?
Yeah, now that's like creating an unrealistic expectation for other people that can't do that.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like why even share that?
Yeah.
But he's happy.
Not the main thing is to make his girl happy.
Right.
He's also opening a.
Lane for other women to be like, oh, this you got brand.
I am other, no, no, not that one.
Yeah, no, no.
Of like, hey, I would like a maid.
Right.
No, but I'm saying like it opens a lane for other women to try to maybe get his attention.
Oh, just because it's like that weird like that.
So this is like a smoke signal like, hey, come over here.
Yeah.
That's what I got for you.
I got something to spare.
Yeah.
Because I drove someone might be like, give her 150.
Shoot me the 100.
I don't even need the whole 250.
You know?
That's probably what she's thinking.
Wow.
There's a thing called love and you do that for the person that you love.
So even if the other girls were to attempt.
Love should not cost $250,000.
I like that.
I like that.
It shouldn't.
Love is free.
Love don't cost a thing.
It's not.
But you guys are saying that a girl's going to bargain for his love and he's like, no, I-
I'm sure there is.
There'll be a line.
Yeah.
I was guaranteed.
I'm sure there has been a line and he's still faithful to his one girl that he gives her
a $250,000 allowance.
So basically what he's doing is he's simping because he can't find love for $0 and he has to pay somebody $250.
I would hope that you do that after you realize that's the person for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not like in order to keep her.
Because loki, you can say that's on her, but then that's on him.
Like this is what you gave in order for the way.
For sure.
Of course.
Yeah.
To keep her.
And the minute that goes, she might go as well.
Right.
And he continued to say, why.
Why?
Treat your girl good.
Yeah.
Silence.
He also said,
He said, why.
Because again, this is my gift from God.
And the way I treat her is me praising God and thanking God.
Why?
Because my money is her money and her money is her money.
I hope he gets played.
You made me mad.
I hope he gets, I hope somebody takes that 250.
That's a real man right there speaking.
Hold on me.
Let me stand up with you.
Yeah.
No, somebody takes that 250 from him.
And then the next week somebody else takes it.
That is Brokey right now.
Somebody else takes it a month later and then another month later.
I hope he gets played.
Because if there was a girl, like, I gave my husband my whole check.
And anything that I make goes to him, you guys would be like, yeah, I'm playing here.
Who, woman.
Yeah.
Is there something like that out there?
I would love if they were out there.
And when he comes home, I fix him a plate.
And when he comes home, I give him a massage.
You guys will be like, yeah.
So let us have this.
Yeah, let them.
They literally have like five kids together.
Yeah, there's a 250K.
forgiveness.
It's not a forgiveness.
Forgiveness allowance.
So guys only give girls money
when they're saying sorry for stuff?
Is there something you want to tell your girl?
I don't give her money.
That's me.
There's nothing to apologize for it.
Zero cents for me.
Daniela, check his phone.
Yeah, go ahead.
Check my account.
Check the calculator up.
Yeah.
Check the calculator up.
And now he's scared.
Scared to what?
Don't call Domino's.
Daniela Don't it.
Don't it.
No, God Domino's.
No, I hate this guy.
Yeah, he's a sim.
He's a pimp.
He's a sim.
He knows how to treat his lady.
No, because his lady would treat him
the same way for zero dollars.
Yeah.
You don't know, maybe that's how they came up
and they came up together and built this whole empire
with five kids and they're super happy.
I do agree that maybe his lady would love him with the zero dollars,
but it's like,
but now that he has bred from all of the congregation that he takes to us
and me.
The fact that he's sharing with her.
Let's pass around this plate one more time.
One more time.
You know what?
I'll pass around the plate right now.
One more time for my wife.
Sib.
Sip.
Sip.
And like Jekyll, he's like, he cusses all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow, bro.
Y'all, that's crazy talk.
What is?
That's Greg.
I'm trying to like take note of all the things in case.
He said sorry for what he did, dog.
Did Greg Warren?
In the first place.
I'm with Maxima on this one.
He was just being Drake's friend.
Yeah.
Why do you?
You know that you know better.
Not y'all.
This is like Drake's number one over here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I'm, I don't know.
Drake's did on business.
Drake did not stand on business.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
But Jake Cole like.
He tried to throw a punch and then he's like, no.
Don't hit me.
No.
He understood like this is not.
This is not.
Like, it's not.
intended for me.
Yeah, this is not me.
Remember when he put his chin out and said take your best shot?
Yeah, he said, hey, Kendrick, come at me, bro, and I'm just going to shut up.
Yeah.
That's a real man.
Yeah.
I feel like if Cole saw Kendrick in person, he would let Kendrick sock him in the face.
Yeah.
I feel like he said, no, no, hold on, hold on.
Let me explain.
No, no.
No, Cole would put his hat, like almost like a martyr.
Like, all right, bro, just go.
All right.
You get one good shot.
All right, Jesus.
I deserve him, brother.
What?
Is Jesus going to turn the other cheek?
Yes.
Bro, you're the Bible one.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I'll make it for the call.
He's like, oh, hit me.
But do you really want to hit me?
That's what you'd say.
No, he'd be like, I know I deserved it, bro.
Yeah, I get it.
Like, even that diss, remember that Angie was trying to defend?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's so bad.
So leave my guy alone, right?
Yeah, please.
Yeah, well, 22 and five.
Yeah.
Nostalgia.
He's on tour.
I can't be mean to jing.
Jay Cole.
I love Jake Cole.
Yesterday Jay Cole posted and then I put a little heart and then someone's like, you're a traitor.
What?
Because during the beep, I said, hey, Cole, I don't want you to fight Kent Hendrick.
And then also I didn't like that, distract, which is all true.
I was being objective.
Yeah.
Okay.
I agree.
But now I'm a traitor.
You're not a trade.
Yeah, we're ever coming to that.
It wasn't good.
It was not good.
And I could tell that he didn't want to do that.
And I knew that even before he said that out loud.
Remember, like, this food does not want to do this is not how he talks.
This is not how he speaks.
This is not him.
Mm-hmm.
See?
Whatever.
Homey help lane.
All right.
Check this all.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Cut it out, Greg.
All right.
On to this homey help line.
Stupid.
Hey, Brownback.
I'm in a bit of a tangle and I don't know what to feel right now.
My name is Hendrix, like future.
And I'm 29 years old.
and I've lived an amazing life.
This is about Greg.
Greg's the one that wrote in.
Just say, you know.
All right, all right.
But we still have to read it.
All right.
You're not 29.
You're 28.
This is Hendricks, all right.
Hendricks is 29.
You're not future.
It's Hendricks.
Read Hendricks's story.
Okay.
All right.
Hendricks.
Okay, all right.
Says, I lived an amazing life.
I've literally had my dream job.
And I'm doing great.
But lately.
everyone has been asking when do I plan on having kids and I honestly don't ever
honestly don't ever plan on having kids because I think they aren't my thing
kids are cool but the best part about the ones that aren't mine is I can return them to
their parents when they start to cry I have five nieces and nephews and they are cool
but they are a lot they're cool when they come over the house I'm reminded why I don't want kids
you know your siblings listen right and so do you're somebody else and your so
Yeah, Hendricks, they listen.
Why would you say that, Hendricks? Come on.
Sensation.
The writer went on to go, say, long story short, my brother just got a vasectomy done.
And when he told me the price of it, I was shocked.
I was in shock because it's super affordable.
And I honestly am thinking about doing it now.
I have zero kids and plan on.
That was you.
That was you.
Let them be.
Let me see.
Yeah, Martinez-Ibon,
Blenich, Morano.
He's trying the middle name before the last day.
Yeah, it was me.
We had to hit the fight.
It's a man's day.
I'm over here.
It's her birthday week.
Yeah, and I'm the biggest man in here.
Ooh, the biggest.
I'll put it on the table.
All right.
Whoa, put it away.
So that makes harder.
All right.
Figure it out.
Well.
All right.
I'll need to tell you right now.
To you listening.
Someone fed the animals.
Someone gave us mimosas.
So just bear with us.
All right.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
So my parents, I told my parents about it.
It's against the rules, but no one stopped it.
They were 100% supportive of it and actually encouraged me to do it.
The problem is, the problem I'm having is that my girl talks about how she wants to have
one more because she already has kids
but I don't see myself having any kids
and she's older too and keeps saying
her time is running out on having more
and that she keeps saying I'm up in the air
about getting this vasectomy
I really want to get one
but I don't know what to do I'm feeling
conflicted. Okay. Help me please
Brownback. So Greg's brother got a vasectomy
Hendrix brother. Hendricks brother
got a psychomy and Greg
wants to know how to tell his girl
that is asking him for like
they're talking about kids like
talking about kids. I'm talking about kids.
Kids already?
Yeah, because it's for real, for real.
Like, they're in love.
You're in love?
They're in Lerve.
In the club, we all in Lerve.
We're all in Lerve.
Yeah.
They're in love.
And she's hitting him up for, like, kids.
Like, oh, would you name your kid Jr?
And, like, just having.
But Greg doesn't want to, doesn't know how to tell her he don't want to have any kids.
And he's actually thinking of a second.
I think he just told her.
Should he do it behind her back?
No, she's not listening right now.
She's working her nursing job.
She is.
Yes.
I know all of this.
She's working with a clean set of.
As a family, what should we do?
Should Greg get the vasectomy and not tell her?
Because it's not going to last?
Yeah.
Or should he tell her that and ruin her dreams of having a family with this fine young man?
Yes.
Yes.
Also, I don't want to skip past the fact that this person.
Greg?
This person, yeah.
Greg's brother showed him his vasectomy and he got inspired.
He said, look, bro.
It was so.
cheap.
Greg's like, bro.
Look at my score, bro.
I need one just like that one.
You can't even see the scar, bro.
Look.
Bro, look.
I was in and out the same day, bro.
I'm like nothing.
I thought they would have like a two for one deal.
I'm so dumb.
Graemely is a doctor that good.
Say the preschool with the brother discount?
Greg, I got a load of this.
Snip.
Men that have ever got a vasectomy,
talk to us,
girls that have ever been lied to
and gaslit and said that you're the reason
why there's no
kids, but actually the guy
Just blame yourself.
Do it and blame yourself.
How does that work?
I just shoot blanks.
That's it.
Yeah.
And by the way, why are you calling him Hendrix?
Future has like 20 kids.
True.
Yeah.
True.
The moment I was just listening to Future.
Okay.
Greg is seeing about a vasectomy.
It's cheap because it was like running around $900.
Yeah.
Super cheap.
Yeah, it's affordable.
Like you can make it happen.
And reversible.
It's reversible.
My mom just texting me says she'll pay for it.
I swear to God
You think she'll pay for mine?
She doesn't want
Little Yuz running her on?
No.
I know.
Why?
I'm not even kidding.
She texted me right now
saying I'll pay for him
but he has a girl
he has a girl that is talking to him
about having kids with him
in the future
so he's conflicted.
Very, very conflicted.
Gregional.
Greggy
Greggy
Greggy
wants to snip snip
his third leggy.
True that.
That is true.
That is true.
He wants to get untitlinged.
He's, or you want to get tangled?
Untucked.
What?
I hope you're untucked.
Wait, you mean tucked?
You're going to sniff it.
Yeah.
Nip, tucked, I don't know.
All right.
Okay.
Well, Gregi is, he's asking us if he should get a vasectomy.
His brothers inspired his, apparently.
His brother showed him his.
His car.
Yeah, his brother showed him his oestephtomy.
Look, bro.
I want one.
Look what I got.
When my brother texted me, want me to call in and talk about it?
Yes.
Actually.
Yeah.
And now he's wondering if he should get one as well.
Yeah.
Said they're pretty affordable.
He also feels like he doesn't really want kids.
But his girl doesn't feel the same way.
She's talking about maybe might want one in the future.
And his girl don't even know that he is going to get a vasectomy.
It's like he's pretty set on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's the type that's like, hey, I want a tattoo of a hot dog on my face.
And then he'll take, you'll get the tattoo of a hot dog.
And he won't tell him what you're just.
And he just got to find out when you find out.
Yeah.
So I'm worried about his girl.
Yeah.
Finding out and also telling him like, hey, if you had a kid, would you name him, June?
Like, she's kind of planting the seeds.
Yeah.
For him to plant the seed in her.
But he's kind of like, how do I let this girl know?
Not for me.
I'm not with me.
I don't even like five-year-old yesterday.
He had a whole potential.
Yeah.
I've been reading up on like the birth rates, rapidly declining.
It is.
Everybody, nobody's having kids anymore.
This economy.
We got to, I know, but it's like we got to think about the future too.
Yeah, future scientists and doctors.
You know who's thinking about the future?
The women that are choosing not to have kids because they're like, hey, this looks dismal.
Well, you mean like the world?
Yeah.
No, in the United States.
Because if I think about it, if you think about it as women, other countries give you a year off once you have a kid.
True.
A year?
Yeah, a year.
The key is versus banning having any contraceptive measures is, hey, make it easier for when you have kids to have kids.
True.
Maybe they help out.
Like, I had my.
is not enough. Even then you get half pay after a while. You don't even get like it's not sustainable
right. So we don't treat our pregnant women well or our mothers that just gave birth well, but
we're saying, hey, give birth or after a crime. But you know what? That's into here nor there.
No, you're right. We voted well. We voted and we voted how we voted. Okay? Yeah, the people in
government never listen to Tupac. And clearly, I am one of the ones that is plop, plop, plop, plop,
pop, plop in mouth. Like bubble gum. No, but it's good. Yeah. Pop, another kid. You're helping.
You don't have my girl.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't see myself having one.
Yes.
Yeah, I don't know.
Back to Greg.
Oh, yeah, sorry, Greg.
Are you scared they're going to take your room with the stars?
Yes, I don't want to share that.
No, it's a lot.
Like, to me, it's like a, it's a whole human.
You would have to grow up very quickly, Greg.
You're 28 years old.
You and your girl and your baby cannot live, and she has kids, they cannot live in your mom's house.
In that one room.
It's a whole human, like bringing the human to life.
Like, that's for the rest of your life there.
Yeah, but you got to know, like, once you see that,
human you're gonna love that human it's not gonna be like your dad with you am i yeah that's see yeah but it's like
like for me personally i'll speak on like it changed my life for the better like same i was like 20 years old
i was like i was like i was doing life but i was like very relaxed yeah i was just like me yeah i was just like
yeah i'll go to school go to work it's i'm chilling yeah no rush about anything right and then once i
i once i had vick it was just like oh man life is serious bro i got to feed this thing yeah you know i got
move out, I got to do all these things, but like it brought me here.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's like, you guys are being the Thia that is pressuring them to have kids.
Yeah.
Don't be that Thia.
All right.
Then don't have nothing to do what you want.
Okay, fine.
Yeah, you know what?
Nick was stint before you.
My Thia was doing that to me.
She was like, you don't want any at all.
Like, no, Thea.
She was like forcing me.
I'm like, dude, I don't want any kids.
You don't want to be guilty into having a kid either.
And she thought it was the craziest thing in the world.
So Greg wants it was like to me, but his girl wants more kids.
So he's in the middle.
He's tripping about it
All right, on the line we have Greg's girlfriend
No, it's someone named Ruth
Same name
Same name
You shirt's on her? Ruth, what's up Ruth?
Hey, how are you guys?
Hi, is this Greg's girlfriend Ruth or another Ruth?
I mean, it could be, but what will run with it?
Hey, yo!
Respectfully!
Oh, I like you.
She's a new Ruth.
Snip or unsnipped.
Yeah. How would you like him?
All right, Ruth.
What should Greg?
What should Greg do in the situation?
I don't think you should have a vasectomy.
For one, I just pulled that up on Google.
I'm at work, but I was looking at it.
I guess it's reversible.
Yeah.
But why would you want to go through that ping twice?
Like, what if you find somebody that actually wants, like, that changes your mind,
like, not even, like, forcing you, but you are like, oh, I can see a family with this person or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ruth, you're right.
Like, you would want a little Greg running around?
No, I don't.
I don't even like myself.
Oh.
You're like,
you're like,
you did it because you all did.
That's the bigger problem here.
Yeah, you got to.
No, but Ruth doesn't seem like...
Your problem.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
It is.
Thank you, Ruth.
Thank you for calling in.
What do you do for work, baby, girl?
I'm a firefighter, so actually...
Let's go.
Hey, Ruth.
Ruth, I hear cops hate you.
Um, you know, it's a love and hate kind of thing.
Yeah?
Cops and firefighters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, like in regards to relationship, you know, they mess around with each other's spouses.
So it is what I was.
Oh, wow.
Well, if the cops stop leaving the fight, yeah, I get you.
Oh, no, I was more so thinking because y'all can wear your tattoos out and then cops have to be more reserved.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sadded. My tattoos are out.
Yeah.
Wow.
Actually, you're my Sagittarius twin.
Let's go.
So we're doing for a birthday.
November 23rd?
You already know it.
Let's go.
Great.
Crazy.
My little Saj sisters.
Oh, sadges sisters.
You know when we Sagittarius, it's a
Sagittarian, it's a problem.
That part.
Hi.
We're Sagittari.
Hey, let's go.
Ruth, I also hear that they don't like that.
Like, you know how generally the population loves,
we love firefighters.
Yeah.
Everybody piece of you.
And so, police hate you because of that,
just have why.
You're my number one public service.
Yeah, it's true because sometimes I'm walking around
and all they see as a badge and I'm like,
uh-uh.
I am not five-all.
Y'all good with me.
Yeah.
No, it's a real thing.
I've heard of that way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess if I was the cops, I'd be like,
damn, why don't they make a song
about the firefighters?
Yeah.
Why's it always us?
You see the fires going down,
they're not stopping nothing.
You know,
when the fireman.
Once the uniform comes off,
it's on and cracking.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She didn't tell us what the numbers
that are the tattoos.
Hey, Ruth, so you want Greg,
cut or uncut?
That's correct.
No, hold on.
I want to talk about a firefighter and police beef.
My police friend, someone I know that's in the police said, that you guys, like, let's say there's a call,
and they're the ones that are actually doing stuff, and you guys just show up for show.
But then you guys are like, oh, my God.
The firefighters are here, but y'all don't do nothing.
That's a lie.
So we do show up, depending on the situation and the type of call.
Like, if it's some medical or something, like, yes, we do handle it.
But, like, let's say, for example, the person is drunk or something.
We can't force somebody to do anything.
so that's when they step in.
And, of course, obviously, they hate them.
Yeah, just so you know they're mad about that.
It's crazy.
Oh, it's okay.
They can, they can cry me or river.
Wow.
Wow.
The beef is real.
The beef is real.
And then I also just appreciate you guys because, like, Santa will cut right on top of a firefighter truck.
And he will never do that on a police truck.
And you guys always decorate your trucks too.
Yeah, love it.
Shout out y'all.
Yeah, we do.
We're all for the season.
See?
Damn.
Cops are mad.
All right, shout out you, shout out you.
Snip or don't snip?
I don't know.
Are you mad because you're a cop?
I'm not a cop.
He's a cop.
We got Peter from Silmar on the line.
Peter.
Peter.
Peter.
Peter.
Peter.
Peter, Greg wants to snip as Peter.
But.
I heard.
That's pretty crazy, dog.
But Peter, he doesn't know how to tell his girl that wants kids with him.
What should he do?
I mean, that's something he got to be opening on that he has.
And that's something that he has to address.
Yeah, but when have guys ever been open and honest?
All the time.
I don't know.
But, I mean, that's on him.
It's time to grow up for that part, at least to be honest with that.
And then, you know, if something happens, the kid pops up and it said that he wants later on, it is reversible.
He could go through that pain again like Ruth was saying.
But that's when he's ready, not when everyone else is ready.
Yeah.
On your own time.
Oh, is this your body or choice?
Yes, it is.
When I'm ready, I will have a kid.
think we voted against that anyway.
I don't feel.
Ulyses from San Pedro.
Ulises from San Pedro.
Ulyses.
Hey, yo.
What's up, Doc?
Good morning.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Greg?
He wants to snip,
but he also doesn't want to snitch to his girl that he did it.
Yeah.
I mean,
they're kind of recent, right?
So I would say,
do your thing, Greg.
Go for it.
Put some sprint in the bank.
You know what I'm saying?
if you want to have a baby
you have that baby
Wow
I forgot about those
I forgot those exist
Yeah
I knew a girl that worked there
That got fired for drinking
On the job
What
It's a sugar free lurk
It's a sugar free lurk
Anyway
Ulysses
Sorry about that
That's a good one
You did it
Deep cut
You got one
You got one
You got one
How was the pain?
That's a pain
There is no pain, bro.
Yeah, it's called anesthesious.
Yeah.
They do a local anesthetic.
Uh-huh.
I was awake for the whole thing.
I got to see it.
What?
You're watching crazy.
P-O-V?
Wait, you got to see it.
Yeah, he had P-O-V.
Cut it?
Snip.
Did you keep it?
How many kids do you have?
I got two.
I got two girls.
Before or after?
That's funny.
I had the kid first.
Okay.
Because you said that you stored some, too.
Yeah.
Right?
No, but that's a solution.
You can store the, I already had my
kids, but like Greg doesn't have any, and he
doesn't want any at all.
Yeah. But if he does change his mind,
because when I was a youngster, I had that same
mentality. I didn't want any kids. I thought this was
a shitty world. I didn't want to bring kids up
into it. But then life
happened, you know, like he's talking right now.
He wants to be lifing. And that
happened to me, you know, I liked it too.
And I found the right one.
He didn't even like his life is what's crazy.
He's like, I want a life.
What age do you determine the youngster?
So I had my first girl when I was 25.
And I don't regret it, dog.
I had a young family.
We're still a young family and life is good right now.
Shout out you, puppy.
Yeah, shout out you, man.
That's a great piece of advice.
Bro, just store it.
Pay for storage.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Go up in a facility.
Can I just put it in my fridge?
No, weird.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
That's weird.
Next to your food.
Yeah, because your libel to think it's like mayonnaise or something.
Oh.
Yeah, never mind.
Amaris.
Amaris from Azusa.
Hi, let me.
Hi, baby, girl.
I remember you with your beautiful name.
Oh, my gosh.
And she likes that I pronounce it like it should be pronounced, right?
Amariz.
Yeah, it's better.
Yes, thank you.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Greg?
Yes.
Do it.
See?
Do it, bull.
Why, though?
Because it's one, it is your body, your choice as well.
Not everybody's meant to be a parent.
Yeah, true, true.
And I don't think Greg is one of those.
That's what I feel like.
But you know what?
He's selfish, but that's okay.
I can agree with that.
What the problem is, Mamasita, is that he has a girl that wants kids with him.
See, I've had where I did guys that don't want kids.
You know what?
You're not for me.
Mm-hmm.
So obviously she also needs to read like, do I really want to be with somebody who doesn't want kids?
Yeah.
Do I see myself being with somebody who doesn't want kids?
It's on my set too.
Yep.
I have a baby daddy with four different baby mamas who doesn't watch them.
So for me, you know what?
I can't deal with that.
You got to deal with your own stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not ready to be a parent.
I'm okay with it.
That's fine.
You're selfish.
you have what your needs.
He's probably not in that mentality yet where he can't afford to have a kid now in this economic days.
Yeah.
California crazy.
No, she's right.
No, she is.
She's very expensive.
You remind her about her baby daddy.
Thanks a lot of me.
Yeah, you brought future in here.
All right.
We got Natalie in Riverside.
Natalie.
Natalie.
Hi, good morning.
Good morning.
Natalie, talk to us.
How is it going over there in Riverside?
I'll be out of here pretty soon
I currently got approved to get a house
Where are you moving to?
I'm moving up
I'm going towards like Nuevo area
But it's all right
It's all good
A beautiful home for my family and my babies
That's all that matter
Let's go
You call in and you say that all right
Nevo yours
Tell me where Nuevo is because I'm not familiar
Is it Nuevo?
That's like it's a little bit past Paris
if I'm going towards like Cemecula area.
Oh,
Oh,
that's really far from Riverside.
Yeah, it is, but
got to plan new things.
New year, new things.
There you go.
What am I being the downer?
What am I doing being the downer?
You know, who cares that you don't see your parents anymore?
Natalie, talk to us.
What would you tell Greg over here?
So my brother is 28,
and he's actually a firefighter.
And he was, like, very against, like,
having kids, like even just a girl in general.
He's like, no, I'm not down to.
But recently, a couple years ago, he got a girl and she has two kids.
And he was like, I'm good.
Like, they have, she has their own kids.
Like, I can just raise them from here and out.
Wow.
That sounds so much like Greg, except instead of a fire to fire, he's a cop.
It's so crazy.
I'm not a cop.
He's a cop.
So now she's pregnant.
And so he's like, I'm in deep trouble.
But he found out recently he's having a baby girl.
So I think it's like kind of changing his mentality.
So he's getting like, you know, on the softer side.
And he's like, okay, maybe I'm ready for it.
So I don't know, maybe take the risk, I'd say.
And then, you know, you never know.
Maybe I know you don't want a little Greg running around, but make your girl happy.
Come on.
Yeah.
Take one for the team.
Natalie, I get what you're saying.
Because I thought your brother had a vasectomy and then she got pregnant and then it was like, oh, I'm cheating.
But you're saying he didn't want a kid and then found out that they're going to have kids.
and then that changed his whole thing.
Like it's now, you'll find, you know the thing that you always feel like you're missing
and why you, like, are always depressed?
You know how to get crazy.
Like, dark hole in my soul.
Not saying that children would be the, like, answer to that problem.
Yeah, like when I scream late at night.
Yes.
But they do put, Natalie, I'm sorry for you that you have to hear that.
But thank you.
No, you're good.
I'm sure your brother was the same way.
He's kind of like, why kids for what and this and that.
Bachelor for life, baby.
But now he's probably looking forward to baby girl.
Oh, for sure.
Now he's like, can you, he lives all the way in Vegas.
So shout out them.
He's a firefighter over in Henderson.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Firefighters for a second.
Let's go.
No,
but he's,
his reality has definitely changed.
Like,
now that he knows that he's having a girl,
I think he was more scared to have a son.
Yeah.
I would think it's the opposite way.
You know you're creating another you
that's going to run am luck.
Thank you so much.
I'm like,
no, real quick, though,
shout out you guys.
I listen to you guys every morning.
This is like my,
motivation for the day and then happy
birthday, let's be. Oh, thank you, Natalie.
And I hope that you still listen to
us even when you move past Paris
over there in Nuevo.
True. Okay? Girl, I'll be listening to you guys every day.
Let's go. That's right. That's how many.
That's right. Shout out Nuevo. I never
heard of it either. Nuevo.
I thought Nuevo, Leon. But you know how they call
Rancho? Like, they just call Rancho who come on over Rancho?
I was like, oh, it must be something out there.
Maybe. We'll look it up.
All right. We have Presley and Chino.
Presley. That's a cool name.
What's up, Presley?
Hey, hey.
Hey.
What's good?
I keep here, I keep talking on the radio, and my dog's, like, looking up with me, like,
who the hell are you talking to?
Hey, hey, do it, do it.
A child is not getting asked to be born, and once they're here, they're here.
There's no take back.
I have two kids.
I'm a single mom.
I broke up with the father.
When one of my kids was a year and a half, the other was six weeks, because I saw this
guy being self-destrored.
and stuff like that. Greg's saying he doesn't like himself.
Well, you're going to go through your entire life with your kids.
Yes.
Like anything that you went through, you're going to go through with the ages of your kid.
And if you're not ready for that, that's okay.
There's some things in life you don't have to go back on,
and you're forced to do it when you have a kid.
It's like everybody keeps saying the babies, it's like cute running around and stuff like that.
It is fun. That is cute.
It's the best thing.
I still try and hold my younger one,
like he's like a baby like a fluffy baby but the kids got a six-pack so it's a little different
I'm all about like you should do it and too like how much is your love for this woman that you're
about to like do something that you really really don't want to do that's not love that's just like
pleasing it right yeah they're in the love bombing stage oh yeah that's how I got pregnant twice
That and Coke and rum.
That and Coke and rum.
That's crazy.
I was a wild night.
Straight up, straight up, my second kid was a trap baby.
I didn't even tell him I was on birth control.
And I miraculously got pregnant because I didn't tell him I was on birth control because
he's all like, I thought he was going to be like, why are you cheating on me or something like that?
And I'm like, no, I just don't want to have another kid.
We have a five-month-old running around.
Okay, but why did you say a trap baby?
Yeah.
He's straight up set.
He's straight upset.
If you have two kids with me, you can't leave me.
Ah.
Oh, so you're trapped in.
Oh, literally trapped.
Okay.
But then you still left them.
Yes.
Yes.
So I'm like, and two, it's like, okay, I understand men's, like, pain tolerance is a little bit lower with the whole entire, like, vasectomy.
You get it.
Yeah.
My, my gosh.
And I'm in the couch for 20 days.
Yeah.
So I feel like, yeah, if you really, really get serious.
about someone that you're not on the fence.
Yeah, just get it undone.
But, like, the stress, okay, like nine months is a long time to try and think you can
get stuff together if you get this chick pregnant.
But, like, it's not.
And watch, she's going to trap you too.
She's going to get you all drunk on Coke and rum and then have their way with you.
Presley.
That is crazy.
You've been through a lot, press.
You know what?
You've been through a lot.
She's venty.
You have your Coke and rum babies, and I'm sure that they make your world right.
Okay?
Yeah.
It's amazing.
It's just it's not the funnest thing.
But even if you had them on salads and green juice,
they would still be the same.
I don't want you to think that it's because of the way that they were conceived.
There's just kids being kids.
They run into walls just because.
Yeah, it happens.
Yeah.
No, I love them.
But yeah, you should get it.
Presley.
Get it?
What should he tell the girl?
Don't tell her.
What should he tell the girl?
Yeah.
Honestly.
Tell the girl.
Okay, well, first off, I would, you should be honest.
You should be saying, like, hey, this is, like, really something that I don't really want to do at this time.
And, like, I don't know if that's cruel, like, kind of leader on, like, in the future.
But that's something, like, he kind of has to go through, like, if it's, like, a little possibility.
Because there was somebody that I was talking to after I broke up with a father of my kids.
And he's all like, yeah, I can never see myself having kids.
kids with someone. And then I was like, yeah, um, you're going to meet somebody one day and you're
going to look at them and you're going to love them so much and you're going to think, oh my God,
the world cannot go on with another, without another one of you in it. And like, that's romantic.
I was also like, like, I had my kids kind of like young, young for nowadays. So like I was kind of like in
la la land like thinking, you know, like, I don't know. But anyways, so yeah, I think.
Jose.
Dude, Jose, why would you hang up on her, Jose?
Not our Chino, not our Chino community.
Come on.
Presley, please call back Presley.
Yeah, please.
So Jose, can't apologize.
Sorry, Presley.
Damn.
Jose, come on.
Greg is saying about getting a mastectomy.
I am.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm honestly more convinced and convinced.
Because he doesn't want kids.
Maybe that's a sign that you're not really, you don't really love your girl.
Because it's not.
No, I've been.
This is what I tell Hordeaux all the time.
He always tells me he don't want kids anymore.
And I'm like, is it that you don't want kids or you don't want kids with me?
Because let's say the next girl you end up with, like, you get with her.
No, yeah.
And then you get pregnant?
Like, even when I was like in my younger days and I was in a more serious relationship, I was the same way.
Well, yeah, because you're young.
But even though, because, well, even then people are still like when you're 24, 25.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I didn't like kids.
Mm-hmm.
That's it.
But yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, you had a young, though.
No, I know.
And then I turned 17.
And I was pregnant.
And I don't love kids.
Yeah.
I didn't think being a mom was for me, even girls.
up like all of our cousins they kind of just would huddle around my older sister she was more
maternal and cool and like she does crafts and i'm like uh kids stupid and i kicked one time i pinched one
the other time it happened you guys can't charge me forth yes um but like that happened and then i got
and then i had one and then i was like oh i could do this i think it's more you don't have confidence
in yourself as a parent i don't know it's like like human just go get it and she didn't like
want kids for a long time now she has a man now she's like well when we're doing this
True, true, true.
See that?
When I was 28,
you know, obviously,
like my son was like eight years old.
And she lifts her legs up in the air after.
To hold his face.
Yeah.
What?
Wait, what?
Before she's to scoop it out,
now she lets them marry me.
Oh, whoa!
It's crazy.
Like, you all?
You don't know our life.
It sounds like a trap.
No.
He would be very happy to be trapped.
Yeah.
It's conceivedness or whatever that's called.
Permission.
Judy.
What's up, Judy?
We got Judy and Compton.
C.P.
What's up, Judy?
Judy.
Hey.
Judy Save us.
Yeah, Judy.
What should Greg wants to snip?
But he doesn't want his girl to snap at him because she wants kids.
What should he do?
Well, first of all, he should let that girl go.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
If he wants a family, she's going to get a family regardless.
Yeah.
So if you don't want any kids,
you've got to get a girl that doesn't want any kids either.
They exist.
Rarely.
They exist.
They exist.
They exist.
They're together for six years, and they don't want no kids.
And they're both on the same page.
They talked about it beforehand, and they're like, I don't want a kids.
She didn't want a kids.
They're good.
My husband, me and him, we got three kids.
He's done.
I'm done.
He got snipped.
Yep.
Snips down.
And what happened?
How was that?
Was it good?
Was it fast?
Was it easy?
Was life better?
It was fast.
It was nice.
It's better.
I don't get a freaking hormones from birth control.
We're good.
We do it.
Wow.
That's no worry.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
Hell yeah.
You just convinced me.
You just convinced me to get a psychomy.
Let's go, Judy.
I'm sold.
I'm sold.
Where do I get one?
Get one.
Do it, bro.
Everyone keeps telling you.
Well, it's irreversible.
Okay, wait, I was going to say some nerve.
Two for one.
Then Lettie started talking about scoop, scoop and all the same.
Yeah, but I didn't mean that scoop.
I meant like if you, like after the deed.
Yeah.
Okay.
So when I was 28, if you would ask me, I would have been like, no, I'm cool.
Like, I'm good.
I have my son.
Like, I'm happy.
I don't need anything like else or whatever.
Now at 32, it's like four years difference, but I'm like, hell yeah.
You want another one?
More kids.
Yeah.
Oh.
And a lot of it is because who you're with.
You're with.
comfortable, you're secure in that relationship.
Yeah, but also because I'm 32 now.
It's like, you would think that 28 and 32 are like similar, but to me, it feels like night
and day.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, it's just way different.
You're in 30s now.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
And like, Vic is going to be in middle school next year.
He's already growing up.
Like, you know what I'm like?
It's like, it's a lot.
Like, there's no more.
He's not a baby no more.
You know what I'm saying?
And you want a baby sitter now.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
And then he could drive me around a couple years.
Perfect.
Love it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think you should get it.
Dude,
okay,
you have a lot of chores at home, right?
Or you have to do stuff around the house?
Yes, I do.
Imagine your kid did it for you.
All he does is take out the trash.
The kid can do it for you.
The kid can't do it for you.
No.
Okay,
so are we telling Greg to get the vasectomy or not to get the thing?
I say get it.
I'm confused.
Come back to it when you're 30.
I say get it.
Two years.
Don't Taylor.
And then if at a certain point you feel like,
you know what?
This is something really real,
then reverse it.
Yeah.
The reversible part is what's getting me.
It's like a jacket.
It's an undue.
It's like a jacket.
You guys are not understanding that the problem is not whether he gets it or not.
Yeah, the problem is should he tell his girl or not?
If I get it.
Because she wants a family.
Yeah.
She wants more.
She's older too.
She wants these guys.
Another Greg.
She wants another little him.
Which I'm like complimented by.
You should be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a legacy.
So how does he tell?
Does he keep it from her?
Does he keep it from her?
Does he do it behind her back?
Yeah, no, I think he should build a relationship on lies for sure.
No, I think he should tell her.
Yeah, don't tell her.
No, I think you should tell her and just be like, you know what, I'm going to get it done.
I got it done.
And if anything changes, it's reversible and we can go ahead and make a baby girl.
Boring!
No, no, no, I like this.
I like this.
And then you hit her with the, there's a certain unsnip fee or something, you know, like, if you want me to reverse this, you got to give me like a PS6.
I thought you were going to say martigazzone.
You got to, like, she got to buy you Raff Simmons?
You got to buy you.
All right, I'm convinced now.
Have leverage.
You know what I'm saying?
Where is she from?
She's Ecuadorian.
That's not what I'm asking.
Like, where's she from?
City, bro.
Oh, yeah.
She's from L.C.
Like, Miami.
She grew up in Miami.
Where does she live?
Osi.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you like them tricks?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We don't like nix.
It's like his birthday.
Not my favorite president.
But if you are, give me presents for my birthday.
That's the best day.
Sometimes Greg thinks it's the worst day.
But it's a good day.
Can you stop interrupting me?
Go ahead.
And we sit.
I wanted to spit bar to bar.
I'm the rapper of the crew.
I just don't let my skills be shown.
I see you.
Yeah.
What is that?
You got let it be no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
That's one thing.
I will stand on business on.
Keep going.
What?
Stand on business.
Because you know why?
Because I do the crime about a rhyme.
And I'm about to do the time about my rap because you know why?
I'm not that whack.
Oh, see?
Who was better?
Let the age.
I sound like an 80s rapper right there.
No, you don't.
No, they were way better than you.
Don't stop.
I can't believe this is happening right now.
What?
What?
Brat on the grill?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
She just straight up.
Put a sherman on.
Right.
What you're going to do?
Word.
Do you have a backpack
I can borrow?
Yeah, put an instrument on
Right,
Hey, we didn't even
instrumental.
We did it at cappella.
It's all like acapella.
But this fella?
Yeah.
Wow, he took your,
he did.
He's biting your rhyme.
My boy's biting a rhyme.
You're not doing any raps.
You're the one that's
supposed to be the better rapper.
True.
Not a rapper.
I'm not a rapper.
Yeah.
Nothing?
I don't rap.
I don't rap.
Please.
You get the rap.
You know something they don't know
about me.
