Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 346 Side Dishes & Side Chicks | Brown Bag Mornings (11/21/24)

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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It's Marijuana 106, LA's number one for hip hop, Buenos Aires. Who else is getting sick? No. I've been avoiding it the best I can by having like elderberry gummies and... No way. That helps. Yeah. Vitamin C tablets.

Yeah, I've been religiously on that. Getting the vitamin C shots. Yeah. I've been fighting against it. Just be a man. Just get sick. Yeah, she gets sick. Yeah, and I was a man and I sweated it out, didn't take no medications.

You're such a fire. You caught off work because you were sick. on medications. I can't. I'm being a man right now. Yeah, I can't. I can't do it. I can't do it.

So the guy who chugs seven energy drinks a day. Yeah. Be a man, destroy your liver. No. Or is a tequila. Obliterate your spleen. Yeah. Sounds like a bad name.

We have a lemon tree outside or lime tree. And my dad gets the leaves and he makes me a tea. That's so nice. Lemon in. And yesterday I was on the phone, my sister, and I was telling her how my dad's making me tea and she just hung up on me. Wow. She's jealous. She's like, okay.

Jealous? Okay, letty, you're sick and dad makes you tea. All right, bye. Wow. That's love. And I just realized how fortunate I am. Yeah, absolutely. For sure.

My dad loves me. Yeah. It makes you tea. Yeah. That's his love language. Yeah. What about you guys? What tea has your parent made for?

for you. Remember that one time your mom gave you a honey pack? Oh, that was she was a lot of it. What? I hate that you brought that up. Yeah. It's a loving gesture to give somebody tea, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you weren't here what happened? No. No. At the beginning of, oh yeah, because my mom was still living in my place. So, um, so I did not. We did. You totally gave you guys. I forced to move. I moved. I moved so. So what happened was, um, I was sick and my mom was like, you know, trying to do something nice for your son that she loves very much. And then I was low on groceries. I hadn't gone grocery shopping.

So I came back and she was like, oh, like, you know, I made you a tea. And I was like, oh, thank you. And then she was like, we ran out of honey. So I just used one of the packs that I found. And I was like, I was like, thanks, mom. And I couldn't say anything because it would be awkward, right? He couldn't work and sweats. He can not drink the tea.

his mom made him. Yeah, because she's going to be like, what, what's wrong with this? Yeah. Yeah. Weird, you know? And then so I was just like, okay, thank you. And then I just didn't drink it, you know what I'm saying?

Like I put it to the side and I was like, damn, that's crazy. I can't believe that happened. And I told the story to my lovely co-worker right here, letty. And then it came on the, yeah, because she was listening and it was, I mean, it's funny. It was embarrassing, but it's hilarious now. Do you just have money packs like in your fridge? No, no. They were like, okay.

They were put away. You got a thing because I, like, I lived like, just a bachelor. So I just, I had everything everywhere. It didn't matter. That's the second noise I'm ignoring. That was in me. So I just had everything everywhere. It didn't matter to me.

But then my mom moved in and then it's like I forgot to move some stuff to like hide it. Yeah. I think that's when I learned what a honey pack was. Right? Yeah, I was early on the way, yeah. And so did Vicks mom. My dad makes me canella. Yes.

All my mom's done that. Like yerbaoena tea. Yerbauana. My grandma makes me like mint. Yeah. And then, yeah, I'm pretty blessed, too. Then, Daniel's mom one time made something where, like, she made the whole house smell like eucalyptus. Yeah.

That's amazing. That's awesome. The whole house smelled like, I was like, oh, my God. That's good for you, though. Tell me, I come to that at my career. Yeah. I'll tell her. You know, people even put eucalyptus sleep.

Well, yeah, one, like on the shower. Yeah. Yeah. She did that for a while. It's really good for you. It is. What type of tea? Me?

Your parents mean. Go to sleep. Be a man. No, they made you tea. No, they don't make me tea. I swear. It's the, it's the easiest thing to make somebody and show love. They'll drown me in medication instead and be like, you need to get to work now.

We're talking about colds, not like your day-to-day. Yeah. No, yeah, they'll still drown me in medication and be like, no, you're going to work. And I'm like, oh, my God. Angie, what about you? They gave Greg disability. What guy? Colleen and tell us what tea your parents made for you, so like Greg can feel that.

Poverty. Poverty. Well, I think you haven't gone through puberty. Of course. That's your reality. I like that one. They're just like, here's 10 bottles of those little cup things of medicine. I don't know what it is.

Just drink you? Yeah. No, they don't. You don't know what's in your parents. And I know I've seen your mom. Yeah. I can tell that she loves you very much. Yeah.

Yeah, she's very loving. Yeah, she is. You have family and TJ, right? It's supportive. Yeah. Yeah. They're probably giving you, like, Mexican medication. Oh, the good type.

No, they don't even know the name of it. They're like, we just use it. Yeah, my dad was like, here's two 800 milligram pills. I was like, bro, relax. Like, no, take them. Be a man. Yeah, it does that. And what type of tea?

Oh, they'll make me Theraflu, montanilla, cinnamon. Oh, montania. Lemon, mint. A lot. It's my favorite one. Coffee every morning. Oh, that's so tight. That's a lot.

That's nice. It must be nice. It is. It is. It's a lot. Hey, I was telling you guys. Literally, there's a cyclone, y'all. Y'all didn't hear about it.

No, I didn't. A bomb cyclone is what it's called. Wait, what? Yes. Hold on. Chingles a body like a cyclone. All right now. So that's why we can expect rain.

So according to reports, a bomb cyclone is riding a long atmospheric river toward the west coast. Expect it to bring more than a foot of rain to North Cal. But the weather won't be quite as catastrophic. traffic in and around LA, okay? It just will make us very rainy. So we'll take out San Diego bananas? Take out north, like, south town.

Up, up. Up east. South Francisco, Bay Area. Yeah. Wow. Cyclone. I feel like I've heard that word in a long time. Usually hear like storm, hurricane.

Yeah, tornado. Yeah. But never hear. I feel like they use these words to try to just amp up the stories. You know what it does? It makes weather. Interesting. Yeah.

Exciting. A cyclone. Because if they tell us, like, hey, it's going to rain Saturday with, like, little offshore flow. We're like, okay, bruh, there is an atmospheric river carrying a bomb cyclone. And the remnants are going to hit so chaos. So be careful. Yeah, they need ratings, too, if you think about it. They're a TV show as well.

And especially if we're in California, like, the big criticism on us is that, like, we don't have weather. It's like always the same kind of thing. It's perfect. So it's like, they need them ratings, baby. Oh, so they need something like bad to happen to us. In a way, they have to say something. No, but just exciting. Entertaining.

Who comes in the room? I came up with it. Bomb cyclone, you guys. Even the names themselves. The areas that are most likely to see the rain are the mountainous areas. That's me and you big. Hey, the hills. The hills.

And I'm home from Pekoyman Hills. Yeah. So just expect that, all right. This weekend it will rain. See? See, imagine. Hey, this weekend's going to rain. This weekend, the bomb cyclone is coming to town, everybody.

She's going to be moving on. She's going to hit the mountains. Raining all night long. Yeah. I wish every single time somebody said Cyclone that song. They should. Yeah. That's not going to get some ratings.

You know what? They should get the guy to like do a special guest thing, the guy that he fit in the not like us into the weather. Oh, yeah. I don't think he should do that. Yeah. No, but they should get them like like a guest to do that with the cyclone and then like mix in lyrics from Baby Bash and Tee. Yeah. They should get baby bash to do the weather.

That's it. Yeah. She's good healthy to do the weather. Yeah. I'm not on that page the tent. You didn't even know this existed. Until it happened. You would have been through, okay.

We would have been in the cyclone. I'm going to play it. November 21st. Where did this year go? Sagittarius season either has a, if I think it has officially begun. Shout out to all my sages. Yeah. Yeah.

Shout out the sages. Who's your favorite science? Tell me one right now. Leximo. Yeah. Yes, that's the only answer. What a. About you,

my favorite sage? Yes. You want to see my favorite sage? Hold on. Let me take off my sweater really quick. Hold on. You'll see who my favorite sages. Okay.

Oh, that's so sweet. I was like, who does he have tatted? No. Our dinosaur sagittarius. Bro, I love you so much. I love my little bit. Even though you get me mad a lot and you frustrate me. I love you a lot.

Angelica. Angelica. It is Letticea. Oh, my God. You forgot the rest of her name. Beniche Martinez. I don't know the whole thing. There's Moreno in there.

Yeah. And that's all I remember. Oh. That's crazy. Do you guys remember the whole thing? Isn't that friend? Angie doesn't have a middle name. I don't have a middle name.

I also would have a call her by it right now. No, I don't have one. And then she also doesn't know her mom's maiden name, so. No? You don't know your mom's maiden name? No. In Mexico, that would also be your last name. Yeah.

Yeah. Like it would be a part of it. Then it would be Gonzalez Martinez. Oh, well, and that's their maiden name. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Gonzalez, right?

No, because your last name is Fernandez. Where's the Gonzalez come from? Well, because that's my mom's maiden name. Like, what's your mom's last name? Before she got married. So Fernandez Gonzalez would be your last name. You're like the most Latina person in the world. I'm like, I'm like, I imagine.

Would be like Fernandez, Roman? Okay. I don't know. It's okay. It's okay. They all conquered us. Yeah. It's all that.

I would ask Vic who his favorite satch is, but I know it's his song. Yeah. Well, Vic, who's your second favorite sack? Oh, yeah, like you. Of course. Yeah. Followed by Jorge. Yeah, my husband.

He's a tagging. Bro, I've done so much more for you than my husband has. He's a satch too? Yeah, he's a sedge. He's two days after me. Oh, wow. Yeah, and then Jorgeito. And then David is three days after.

Wow. Oh. Oh, Mugito is December 1. Then my dad is December 8. Clearly, I'm poor. I'm going to be poor. Don't ask for any presents. Each of these fools needs a party plus Thanksgiving.

It's a lot. Oh, my other best friend, Ramp is also Saj, December 2nd, I think. Nice. Shout out him. Jay Z's a Saj. Lenniki Minaj's Saj. Little baby. Little baby.

Lauren London is a Snage. Snitchie is a Saj. Snookie. Snookie? The fact that she's a shaj. you know that I'm the problem. I know. Miley Cyrus.

Corrupt. Corrupt. Yeah. Charisma. Britney's weird. Oh, you're right. Tight. Right.

Whitney. Love Britney too. Mm-hmm. Crazy. Taylor. Yes. Taylor Swift is a satch. Garlete.

Once I found out Taylor Switch. Twil. I'm going to stop saying. Billy Elish. Billy Eilish? Billy Eilish. Oh my God. My two favorite white girls right there.

Zoe Kravitz. Zoe Kravitz. Wow. Brad Pitt. The Satch team is stacked. Not going to lie, we pretty stacked on. I have Derek Jeter on my team. Yeah, nice.

Oh, I bet you I could find, like, a ball player on my own channel. Now it's a battle. Yeah. You better not have a very friend. You better not have Bernie Freeman and nothing like that. Bruce Lee. Wow. Tina Turner?

Man. I feel like Leo's are stacked. No, no. Capricorns are the real ones. Um, actually. Lebron is, what? A capricorn? Ooh.

I think Lebron is. I got Dan Zale. Jennifer Lauer. Yes. Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence. Woo. I'll take that. I'm highly generous.

Maybe we have no athletic skills. I'm not sure. Let's go. All right. Well, shout out to us. Shout out to the side season. I have 50 cent too. 50 cent.

Who are you? Cancer? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. The way that he is and the way that you are, I get it. The pettiness on. Yeah, yeah.

Online. I see it too now. All right. We have shoddy skis. Yes, we do. Outlaws. Outlaws. Outlaws car club wants to shout out for Edgar and also to all the team members.

in the club from Dallas, Texas. Come on. They said we also need to go to Texas and visit them. I would love to. Yeah. I had a good time when I went to San Antonio, so. We got to go to best man, much. Yeah. And then birthdays.

Rosa wants to give us shout out to her husband, Kevin, for his 31st birthday. Shout out Kevin. Your wife loves you so much. Aw. She means that, Kevin. Yes. Amanda wants to give a birthday. Shout out to her daughter, Maddie Ray.

It's her sweet 16th birthday. Okay. Yeah. 16. Big 16. And that's it. That's all I have the shout-outs for you. Shout out to you guys. Happy birthday to you.

Feliz Cumpraeos. At thee. We got Embbape. Oh, Mbappe. What he used to do? Wait, what? We got Ray Mysterio. Oh, wow.

That's a good one. You got Ray Mysterio. I got Aaron Rogers, not too big of a fan of me. What do you mean? And we got Larry Bird. Wow. That's a good one. We have Stokel.

Steve Austin. Okay, I'm jealous. I'm a little jealous. You made me jealous with that. I'm Annie Pac-out? Oh, Steve Will. What about you guys? Who are you guys?

As far as athletes? Athletes. Leo athletes. Let me see. Tom Brady. Who? Who are? Leo's?

Leo? Leo? I love Leo. Leo. You already know how I love Leo's. I love Leo's. Yeah. Hulk Hogan.

Cool. Tyson Piri. I got Muhammad Ali. I got LeBron James. Ryan Garcia. LaBron James. Usain Bolt. Jay Uso.

You got the fastest man in the world? Yes. Wow. I'm the fastest to assume, too. What? Why is this an athlete? Sometimes that website, famous birthdays. Oh, yeah.

I got Tiger Woods. Well, it says Sagittarius Athletes, and then it has Andrew Tate. Oh, he used to be a UFC fighter. We have triple H. You have Triple H? Triple H is. Wow. I got the...

Whoever Undertaker is, that's who wins. Check out Undertaker sign. She has it already. She saw it. Who? No, no, I don't know. I don't know. Alex Rodriguez. A-Rod?

Yeah. That's cool. He's an Ares. Who? Aries. Ares? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Aries. You are better. We are not worthy. Okay. What's the word? Word on Rosecrans. Roast crans. Word on Rosecrans.

The word is the Coachella lineup is here, y'all. Yeah. And I'm going to tell you the most interesting things about it. All right? Look, so Golden Voice just announced. its annual Coachella lineup. And the headliners to start are Lady Gaga, Green Day, Post Malone. Me.

Okay, whatever. What? Hold on. I'm actually, I'm with you brother. Hold on. Yeah. Whatever. We'll skip past that.

It's whatever. Okay. Eye long. So other notable acts, Missy Elliott. Puss of respect on those people. Missy Elliott, like I said. They're good. They're good.

Yeah. To headline a Coachella Day? Yes. It's cool. What are you going to be that. R. Well, they had no doubt last year. Yes.

And that was tight. No doubt is fire. Yeah, no doubt is fire. Green Day. Whatever. Okay, so we've got Missy Elliott, mustard, the misfits. Shoreline Mafia, T. Payne, Junior Ache, Tidalasine. And Travis Scott will be designing the desert.

So I don't know what that means, but according to this team, they said Travis Scott will design the desert. And that means he will debut an entirely new era of music and then also curate a cactus jack takeover. as part of a fully immersive and experimental, experiential world in the desert. So what I'm assuming is that he's going to, when Kanye had that Sunday service, I'm assuming Travis is going to create his own version of that. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking to. Yeah. But look, the most important thing, Yo Gabba Gabba is performing live, y'all.

Yes. You're excited for Yo Gabba Gabba. Oh, Gabba Gabba. Lady Gaga and Postmova. Yo Gabba Gabba. Yes, actually, I'm more excited for Yo Gabba Gaba too. It's the one that looks like Kid Kuddy with like

funny clothes He looks like Kid Kuddy No he does It's a group It's a group It's a group It's a child It's a child

It's a child It's a child Okay maybe this is my refresher memory let me Don't worry about it Don't worry about it Don't worry about it You want to know why I like bugs Well

I love bugs Because they're so little But they can do so much I love bugs This is my joint I'm not gonna lie I ran the tub Kind of small

Sur up the wall I can't have been in the junk. I'm so excited. He does, look, that there's a frontman and he. Oh. I've never heard of him. Yeah. But this is a kids thing, right?

You're talking about DJ Lance Rock. It is a kid's thing. DJ Lance Rock. Yeah, DJ Lance Rock. Yeah, so Yo Gabba Gabble will be performing live. And I love that because to me it brings that like weirdness factor, but it's also like risk taking. And even like they're super connected to hip-hop.

They've always had like hip-hop and different music. I love bugs is produced by none other than Tyler the Creator. Yes. That's what I was about to say. Tyler the Creator, Coachella is trying to beat Can Flog not so bad. Like just be Coachella. Well, yeah, I mean, he has a really strong relationship with the company. And, like, you know, he headlined last year.

So I think it's like... Tyler. Yeah, Tyler did. So I think it's like bringing that weirdness that, like, Tyler loves and stuff like that. I like it. I personally... I thought that was a cool switch to it because I feel like you won't see that at other festivals. No, you won't.

Yeah, you'll see it at Kampfell. You'll see it at Lady Gaga said too. And Complex Ganga. Lady Gaga said we'll have that too, it's probably. She's weird. She's weird, though. She's like scary weird. Yeah.

No, this is going to be cool. She's like American Horror Story weird. But it's cool. Like, I'm going to have many. Everything is cool when you turn in the desert. Yeah. Clarol's going to be there. I like Clarel.

Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. I saw that as well. She's cool. I also know who Bibabooie is. Ah. Bibbado. No, she's there.

She's on it. Yo, Gabba should have been a headliners. On God. Oh, Gava. The headlighter? Yes. That would have been incredible. That's so rare.

Yeah, because they could have brought out all the artists that popped out on the show. Anderson Pack. They've had... Was this like a Nickelodeon show or what was it? No, it's its own thing. What was it on? It was on the thing. Yeah.

I believe so, yes. Yeah, I don't think it was Disney. Yeah. But, yeah, so that's the most interesting thing. Erama gaba. You're gabababas? You guys are stoked for them. This is exciting.

Yes. Yeah, I think they got to come harder than that. You've got to come hard. Nickelodeon. They're on Nickelodeon. Bro, just say you want passes in. It's okay. You don't have to glaze right now.

Emmy grew up watching your Gabba. I know. You'll get in, bro. I promise you. Just wear the staff jacket and they'll let you in. No, I can just walk in regularly. Because you're Maximo? No, just cool I can finesse.

Camouflage. to be in the yo-gaba-gabba costume. That's what he's going to do. Don't tell her my secret. I think as opposed to other years, I was like, oh, okay. Me and Greg were talking, like, I'm excited for what Rolling Loud is going to bring. Yeah, that one I'm excited for. They had Post Malone last year.

Oh, yeah, they did. Post Malone didn't sing the song that I wanted him to sing. Which one? I fall apart? He did sing him. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. He didn't do like any of the test.

Just imagine that? Yeah. No, we just sing it all the time. Okay. Because we're probably a part of the year. I need to take it easy. I was singing a lot on you. I was singing the song I rolled loud.

I thought he was playing it. I should take it easy. Stop rolling. All right. Look, guys, Future and Metro booming finally sort of kind of broke their silence about the Kendrick beef, all right? So Future and Metro were named GQ Men of the Year

on the cover of a GQ magazine. And they were asked about the Jake and Kendrick Beef, of course. And they had some things to say. but they also gaslit the public in the process. All right? So Future said there was a beef. I didn't even know there was a beef. I didn't know they had nothing going on.

I never participated in rap battles, man. What? Can you believe that? I love it. Yeah, they're the hitmakers of the year and well deserved. For sure. What they did with those two albums. We don't trust you and we still don't trust you.

Incredible songs and just set up on all of it. but for future to kind of selectively amnesia things. Like it didn't happen? It's very odd. Yeah, like it's like, what a time to be alive? It never happened, you know what I mean? It never happened. That's so weird.

That's what he says. So he was interviewed a few years back. No, he was interviewed a few years back about his project with Drake, What a Time to Be Alive. And he was like, it never happened. Yeah, and then they like, they asked them more specifically, like, what album is Jumpman on? And then he's like, it didn't happen. Like, so he's like gaslighting.

I don't trust this interview. He's gaslighting. That's why his future. This must be how his girlfriends feel. Yes. This is amazing. Yes. It never happened.

I caught you. It's on your phone. It never happened. You know, I don't even engage in beef. Yeah. Yeah. It feels emotionless too. Yeah.

He's just like, hmm. Just like, yeah. He would be a good. good co-defendant. That's him in the interrogation. It never happened. I don't even, yeah, I don't even engage in shooting people. Like, he would say something

like that. Yeah, he would. And it might frustrate investigators and it's frustrating me reading something like that. Yeah, he was even talking about like how they said the big three and he's like, I'm supposed to get mad at that but I didn't so why did everybody else get mad at it? Yeah. And he's like, it was on my song. He's like, they never mentioned me

in the big three. You know? And he's just like, I don't know why everybody got so upset. Right. But it's also like, you know why they got upset. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And you know that the big three remark was based off of them saying they were the big three. Like Drake and Cole on first person shooter.

Exactly. He just sits back. He does. No, he doesn't. He just likes to, like, agitate more. Yeah, he likes to poke people. He likes to people. Because he could legit say no comment.

This is worse than no comment. Don't ask me. Yeah. He's gasulating us. This is how he feel, fools. This is how he's. That is why he is my king. Futurelations 316.

So Future was ass, legit. Like, hey, what's up with the beef? Drake, all of that? He's like, no, I don't know. What beef? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.

Which is really frustrating, y'all. That's crazy. But he's like, he's still in character. So I respect that at least. What DM? There was never a DM? Yeah. Exactly.

And then Metro also said that, you know, his issues with Drake were personal and that he heard him. but they also didn't plan two dis albums for him. The whole albums weren't about Drake. Right. And then he also says he regrets doing the tweet rant at Drake that he later deleted. And he also said that their issue was not over a girl. So I'm not sure what it could be about.

Well, everyone else, everyone said it was over at girl. I don't think it was over a girl either because it was about him saying like, hey, I got snubbed. Y'all gave this full. Oh, you're right. For his album, Heroes and Villains. Yeah. He was like, y'all gave nominations to Drake.

Like, I actually, like, killed it this year. All my songs is playing on the radio. Exactly. And so then Drake got upset that he said that. Yeah. But also, I don't know, my Metro didn't just say that. Like, oh, it was over this. I got to.

Because the world says, oh, it's about a girl. Because the world sucks. Because everyone's going to flip what you say anyway. Yeah. So it's just like. So they sort of kind of brought a little bit of clarity, but not really. Not really. Nothing.

No clarity at all. And also a lie. Like, those albums are. set up to go at Drake. It's not a lot. It's future. No, the Metro. I'm back in your man right now, Drake, bro.

I'm actually on your side right now. As someone that is not team Drake, y'all did come back Drake. That was intended for Drake. Exactly. The whole strategy, the rollout who you got on it, the features involved, all of that. Yeah.

Don't trust you? Exactly. It never happened. You got to pick them, brother. You got to pick the word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rosecrans, Victor Brownback mornings. I'm Power 106.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, you know how the city of Irvine is like the best at everything? It's perfect. Best place to live. They have a Ferris wheel.

They have a Ferris wheel in the city. Not like the Santa Monica one? Like an Irvine one? Yeah, they have it at the Irvine spectrum. Yeah. They have nice soccer fields. Nice soccer field. You can leave your carolagged over there.

You can say hi to people. Yeah. All right. Now they might have the nicest jail around. What? I know. People can't commit crimes in those seats. It's crazy.

I didn't know that. So there is a new facility. It's going to be a new correctional center over there in Irvine. And it's said to be the newest and most modern type of jail. So much so that they're going to look. key this I don't know if it's a good thing or not right and this is something that like a lot of our our homies behind the walls that are listening I would like to know your take okay feel free to call throughout the day we'll take the collect ones too even though they're off

arena so it says that there's going to be first of all they're going to have scanners like in the like in the airports for for the inmates like to see if there's contraband there you know how they have us do the the rock is in the building yeah isn't that tight yeah that's actually pretty Cool. They're also going to be having as soon as you walk in to visit someone. So I visited somebody, what's the one by Santa Clarita? The one by, uh, wayside? Wayside. Yeah, wayside is a drag. You're in line. Then you get processed in. Then you wait for buses. Then you go to whichever area they're in. Then you wait again in line for your turn because they're constantly switching out like the people visiting and all of that. Yeah. Then you get back in the bus to

Then you get, it's a, it's a drag dog. You probably get there like at 10 a.m. Leave at 4 p.m. Because it's that much of a wait. Oh yeah, it's a whole day. Yeah, it's a whole day. But, see what I did for love at one point in my life. But this way, you go in, you sit down, there's a tablet area, and you get to speak to the

inmate that you are visiting from, they don't even get out of their jail cell. They're literally on Zoom or on tablet with you. Yeah. While you're sitting down in the waiting. area there on their bunk. Wow. That's terrible. So what it's meant to do is because there's overcrowding and there's a lot of people,

right? And it kind of, it takes that hassle, like the steps that I just told you, inmates probably go through similar steps. Like, they have to do call. Then they have to take them in a waiting area.

Then they have to wait until somebody else's, like the other group is done. Yeah, they call you and then you walk to the waiting area and then you wait there and then they take you to the other. Yeah. But you probably, I mean, I don't know.

I would think you would like it because, something different than a everyday thing. I would feel like you would think so. I would feel like it's good. It's easier. It's more convenient. However, I feel like if they're locked up already,

this takes, I guess, like a trip from them. Like, not for nothing, not that I'm saying, they enjoy visitation. Oh,

no, you enjoy visitation. Yeah, but like you're looking forward. That's what I'm saying. Oh, I thought you're saying like the Zoom

would be something. No, no, I'm saying they enjoy the process of like, yeah. For sure. They're waiting for years anyway. What's another three hours, you know?

So it just seems, no legit. Everybody's there for years, Ivick. It's county. It could be like an intermediate. Okay. Okay. You can get out and.

I'm still tripping out that this gel is an Irvine. Yeah, it's a living. Like Irvine, I'm sure they're mad. I don't know why they have proved it. If anything, I would think it would be like in San Anna. Okay, Angie, it's not the time to bowl about where the gel is there, girl. It makes sense that it. Where should it be?

In Sanana? Where should it be? But it makes sense that it's so high tech because it's Irvine. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. They also weird that they want you to still go just to screen like FaceTime them. You just FaceTime them from home. True.

Exactly. Yeah. Maybe it has to be, you know how when you can only visit an inmate, like you have to register yourself again. Like they got to know who you are too. True. If anyone can. Yeah. You know?

But it's also like, yeah. I get what you're saying. I get that part. Like regulated. But it's just it's probably weird to the inmates because it's like, man like. That was something I was looking forward Yeah You want to get it

Maybe not a lot of things to look forward to Yeah They physically want to see this person too Yeah And then what if your bunkies Like all in your business? It probably is going to happen You want to do the hand on a glass thing

You know? So romantic The holding the phone all cool Yeah Like the movie The sideline And then seeing who your bunkeys Are coming to visit that

Yeah But that's probably what they're trying to stop So they said the jail was built in a way that minimizes inmate movement. They're looking to keep inmates inside their living areas as often as possible and not having to move them regularly will help with that. The way that they eat too,

like instead of going to like chow hall, they're going to let them in their little area, their living area. What officers are saying, this may seem like a little bit more officers like leaning is that like, let's say I'm taking all my inmates to chow or whatever. Yeah, child time.

I have to lock a lot of doors open, Open another door. Do their job? No, no, no. Yeah, but they're saying that if you just take them down to their living area and have them eat there, you don't have to do all that back and forth. And I know it's like doing your job, but it's also opportunities to get caught up. Opportunities for someone to try to like do something.

I don't know. Sounds like bad parenting to me. You're going to let them eat in their room? Yeah. No, that's how you get bugs. Sounds like lazy parenting. It says rather than escorting them to the chow hall, meals will be served in their living areas. That way, officials said they don't have to live.

lock down other parts of the facility as often, and it also gives the inmates more out-of-cell time. I always wanted to eat in my room, and this is not the way I want to do it. No. It's not fair. But get this, get this. It's going to start more fights, by the way. Because if someone is dirty or dirty someone's bad or makes a mess and doesn't want to clean it. Yeah, because Loki and meets have a coat of their own.

It's up. Yeah, yeah. There's also going to help with, to help with mental health, they're going to choose a soft colors and the furniture can be moved, not just like so industrial and stuck to the ground. You know, or like, or like welded to stuff. Yeah. Doesn't that make it more dangerous? Yeah, I think that's a safety thing, isn't it?

Right? Now, do we care about safety or not? Yes. Well, yeah. They're thinking about safety by keeping them in there and not opening the doors as much. Well, but now you're trapped. Like, imagine they get the bunk bed and they throw it to each other? I don't think it's the bunk bed or something.

Yeah, they should give them better mattresses for sure. It says it's not industrial and stainless steel. Okay. So it's going to be a little bit more comfortable. Okay. So it's going to be from your local favorite. They should hand them out pillows because... Furniture store.

I use the sandwich ones. All like the flat ones. A little peanut butter jelly sandwich. You would make a peanut butter jelly sandwich, your pillow? Yeah. Wow. Oh, my keys. No way.

It's hard floors. Wow. Yeah, they give a memory phone. Yeah, we need better benches. That's what they should worry about. And in your mind, it was like, I'm going to use this peanut butter jelly sandwich as a pillow. Yeah, the bench was hard. Yes.

It was kind of flat. Aesthetically, they're going to. allow for murals in there so wow that's cool that's cool colorful murals more natural light that's something that was tough even in visiting like the windows for us were even slight like you you can

you can understand what they're going through yeah so they're trying they're trying to make it more of the sun brings happiness I don't know they're Irvine yeah only Irvine only Irvine or just mental warfare but only Irvine is apparently happy period they are very happy people like we just said

Irvine is supposedly the best place to live ever in life. The cleanest air, the nicest people. They say good morning to each other. Yeah. They take good morning to each other. Have you ever met a Irvine native? Yes.

No, you haven't. I haven't. Nobody's like, yeah, nobody grew up in Irvine. Think about it. No, my dad had a lot of clients there. He would like mow their lawn and tree trees. No, they moved there. They didn't like grow up there.

So yeah, I just wanted to let you know about the jail updates. Should it work there, maybe that could come to other places too, you know? Yeah. No, it sounds a little nice now. I don't know if that's going to the Twin Towers. I don't think so, yeah. If I go to jail, can I choose to go to Irvine? No, you can't choose.

Yeah, I just do the crime over there. Which don't do the crime over there. Just don't do crime. You don't need to, bro. You literally don't need to. It sounds comfortable now. No, it does. Maximil, which one do you go to?

I didn't go on any. Honestly, Greg. You did. We talked about it. And you just talked about it. And he's in the car. Greg, if you hang out in Irvine long enough, you'll see the jail. Just don't just stay away

Just by existing Yeah just by existing Wayside Yeah you knew about You know about the stuff that had to go Not the towers I'm on the general population Were you moved?

Yeah Started in Lakewood No what's in Lakeway Sir it started My troubles What were you doing in Lakewood You're from the valley Lakewood?

Listen it started in Lakewood That's not Across from the mall Across from the mall I live there Born and raised You wear a Yankee hat in Lakewood, brother.

I was a knucklehead, okay? Yeah, that's super far. It was wrong. How did you get there? Every time I see that exit sign, I get, like, anxiety. I got to bring this up. I got to bring this up. So, Maximo was in Paramount yesterday.

You were in Paramount, right? Yes, I was. Okay. So he thought he was in the Valley. I'm sorry, he thought he was an I. They did tell you? He thought, yes. He thought, he was.

No, no, he's in Paramount, and he thought that was the IE. And I was like, bro. Do you think it was Pomona or a way? I'm like, you are not in the I. You're in the 5-6-2. The trap, I drove an hour and 30 minutes. After I pass an hour, I'm in Irvine.

They're not in Irvine. The I-E? You're not in what side you go to. No, it's the I-E to me. All right? No, it's not. No, it's not. You're not even close.

Piss off so many people right now, including me. And I suck at geography. But that's that way. The I is a whole other way. So, that's the hardware for. I just based it on time. Time? Because you live deep in the valley.

Anything after an hour's AIE? Oh my God. That's not fair. It's literally like totally wrong. Yes, I got in trouble yesterday. My homey. Shout out what to go to. He was like, bro, I live by Compton.

That's next to Compton. Yeah. You just went to L.A. Yes. Exactly. Well, it's like 20 miles from here. It was an hour and 30 minutes to get there. So usually it takes me an hour to get to downtown.

It takes you an hour to get to downtown? Usually. Chapping. Traffic. Traffic. Traffic. Traffic. You live in the I.

So. Hey, hey, do not put smut on the San Francisco Valley. Which there's nothing wrong with the IE, contrary to what they believe about our podcast. No. There's nothing wrong with the IE. It's amazing. But anyways. Yeah.

Yeah, well stop breaking girls' hearts over there and then we'll get a better rep over there. You guys don't help the situation when you guys date them and drop them over there. Ooh, anyways. Yeah, the AIs. The A.e is beautiful. You got to leave them where you found them. So then what were you doing over there? Out of balance.

I don't know. You're in the IE, maximum. Wrap this up, whoever's doing it. It's me. All right. Keep it here. Keep it here. Don't you know I'm a local.

There you go. Shout out to all of our homies in and out the IE, in and out of the IE, in Paramount, in the Valley, all over L.A. Sorry, Paramount. And most importantly, shout out to Irvine. Simp or PIMP. SIP, SIP, SIP, SIP, SIP, SEM, SEM, SEM, SEM, SEM, SEM, SEM, SEM, SEM, SEM, SEM, Sam, Sam.

We have a problem here. We might have a dual... Hold on, hold on. Kiovole, Maximo. Okay, go. That's become my favorite part of Sam. Yeah? Where I talk.

Go ahead. Let's do it. Let's do it again. I'm done. Don't that music in time. Or PIMF. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Sip, Sip.

Y'O-Lek, M. We have a dual simper pimps situation. A dual? Dual? Yes, there's two of them. Oh. Two of them. Two of them.

Two of them. I even studied twice. Yeah. I love the remix. So there is a girl. Her name is Riley Simpson. She went on a podcast and talked about her experience as a video vixen on one of Drake's videos. Oh, she's in a Drake video.

Yeah. But the way she talked about it and even like clipped it, she made it seem like she, was Drake's wife. Oh. For real. Listen. I got married to Drake. It was during COVID and they had to have a person come to my house, COVID test me.

And within like four hours, I was on a flight. And I was there for five days. And honestly, Drake was like the coolest person. Like, he was listening. Like, we could be across the room. Like, I'm hungry. And he'd be like, what do you want to eat? You could.

Wow. He has ears, bro. Yeah. He has ears. Well, stop. Because that is a big thing for a guy to pay attention. Yes. Yeah.

Well, yeah. For you to say I'm hungry. She's probably told you. She'd probably text you. She's hungry right now and you're like, okay. Cool. I bet she doesn't know what she wants to eat. But you didn't ask.

He asked. Yeah, but even the way she started it, oh, when I married Drake, it's like, bro, you're in the music video. What video is it? I don't know. It's the one with future. The falling back, he got married like 23 times. Yes. Oh.

Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, he had a bunch of girls on there. Yeah. But the funniest part aside from, the funniest part aside from that situation was that, They were saying that Drake was sending girls home if he didn't like them. Wow. Yeah. And so this is one of the things she said about how Drake sent them home.

So there was girls that, like, got sent home day one. Then he would take us to dinner and, like, lunch every single day, full bar, everything. There was girls that would get two f*** up, set home. Wow. There was girls that, like, made fun of his hair, sat home. What is this flavor of love? Yeah, he's living the bachelor in real life. It's crazy.

That's not on Netflix. They said that they made fun of his hair. He'd send them home. Yeah, y'all get mad at girls for not being able to take a joke. Look, Drake will send you home if you clown his hair. That is so funny. That's how funny. It sounds like goals.

Sounds like goals to me. And I think at that point was he doing the little heart on his head? What's it? I'm not sure, but yeah. So both her. Look at that little heart on your head. Send her home, please. Send her home.

She heard my feelings? He had a lot of rules and he was really. strict. Yeah, he was really strict. Like, when they broke those rules, like, okay, you're off. Yeah. So I got down to, like, 23 girls, which was 23 girls that married him. Yeah.

On the video. But even then, like, someone making fun of your hair. Yeah, yeah. That is, like, super sensitive. But she, you're right. It was a lot of girls he married. Yeah. But to her, she's like.

No, I actually married. Yeah. She approached it, like, like, if that. Mrs. Graham. That job was, like, an actual, like, marriage experience. Yeah. Oh no, this is not a heart, Drake. I can see why they would clown him, but I don't think it's worth clowning.

No, it's the corn roll and then the balls on the... Oh, the beads. Yeah, which are cute. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you ain't got to be that sensitive. Yeah. But she's... She's delulu, though.

She's very delusional. Yeah, I guess she feels like she made it to the end. You know what I'm saying? So she's like, oh, I didn't get kicked out. Yeah, that's what she meant. It's crazy. Yeah. There was one time.

Like I remember I was doing this event And there was a girl singer And she took a picture with one of my friends And to him that means she wanted him That means they're in a relationship with Greg I was going to say wait wait wait wait So this girl actually got flowed now Actually got treated rice Drake spoke to her

Drake fed her Drake married her And then how dare she be delusional When all T Nashi did was take a photo with you And in your brainer guys are in a relationship I'm just saying she smiled in my picture. And everybody else said she was very, she even put her hand off and everything. Sim.

Sim! Sit! This is awesome. Natasha, I love him. If you're listening and you know who Jeremy Piven is, we interviewed him. And that's really cool to me. It's huge. Yeah, it is.

Because, like, Loki, what is he doing interviewing with us? He probably came in like, what am I doing interviewing here? Lucky, he did. He came in. If you know who Jeremy Piven is, he was in entourage, but don't say that he's a an entourage because he's in so much more stuff. He's a talented actor. We don't talk about Bruno. Yeah. Like Rush Hour.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And he was just a really cool guy. He has and he's a comedian. Yeah. But a lot of people know him best as Ari. Yeah. For sure. And he's an A word. A Yeah. Yeah. And he came in and it started like that.

He's on his phone. He was on his mom. He wasn't talking to anyone. He just, he just had the phone. He just He had the phone to his ear and was like, what is this? Let me just sit here and, like, get this over with. Like, that's what it was like. But then we talked to him and let me tell you, like, we flipped that full. Yeah, he was really cool.

Hey, I mean it. Yo. Whatever that is, I mean it. Hey, yo. Yo, double a yo. And we had a really good time. And it's coming as soon as Jose edits it. So probably after Thanksgiving break.

So what are you doing over there, Jose? Yeah, what are you doing over there, Jose? But it was really cool to have. I love Jeremy Pivenin. You know what? It was cool because, like, you could see slowly, like, he got comfortable. Yeah. And then he looked at us like, oh, we could joke like that?

Yeah. And then after that, it was over. It was over. He was like, he came her cousin. And he was shocked. And he had some shows this weekend at the West Covina Laugh Factory. And I'm telling you now, he invited me to host it. He invited me to, like, bring him out.

Yeah, that's a, I had to say a joke. Yeah. And then I'm like, whatever I lied about during the interview, it got me, it got me a spot. You better do it. You better do it. Yeah. I was lying. No, you should do it.

You should do it. Oh, you should do it. Yeah. I made him laugh and he was like, yeah, like, come on. Can I be the one person in the crowd like you? Yeah, if you laugh, you can go. I'm down. So if you get the tickets to the Jeremy Piven

stand up this weekend at the West Covina Laugh Factory and you see me out there, yes, I was lying. Yes, I lied to get the job. But don't say nothing. Don't worry. Don't say, like let it be. She put my phone number on the resume. Yeah, yeah.

We'll all be in the crowd. Oh, my God. She's hilarious. Oh, in court. Oh, my God. Female George Lopez is what she is. Oh, my God. Where did she come from?

Someone sign her. Wow. What's the award show that the comedians host? The Roast. No, is it the Emmys? No. The Oscars. The Oscars.

Yeah, yeah. That's my goal, bro. If we can fake it so we make it to the Oscars. Let the Oscars. We're all in this together. The host of the beach. That's sick, dude. Oh my God.

Can I get a front row ticket? And what would be cool about that is that Leti will go for the cutthroat jokes. Yeah. She will not hold back that day. She'll be on there like, like, the darkest humor. I'll be like, oh. I mean. Oh, yes.

Yes. You killed that panel that you just did, right? Oh, yeah. It's the same thing. And I just didn't care. No, it was so good. I don't care. Ah.

Stick it in her back. Whoa. Exactly that The lexative To help To help Yeah to help it But I did that

Yeah Yeah It just helps All right I was watching the show called Outlast And they get They get constipated

You aren't listening To Denny Flores Is what you're talking about Yes Yes Medical Boom Boom

Boom Anyway, anyway Yeah, basically I'm going to do it Basically let's start the petition now Yeah, colon checks on stage Yeah, let's get the Oscars Do you know Oscars made after Oscar? A man named Oscar

Like a Hispanic guy? Like, let's take it back Let's go Let's take it back. Homie Helpline. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help We need your help We need a line

I mean phone line We've got your phone line The Homie Helpline Fabian needs our help line. Fabian. All right. Fabian. He sent us a DM and said, hey, Brownbag.

So look, Friendsgiving is coming up. And me and the homies are planning one this weekend. My homie, Eric, is bringing his quote-unquote new girl. But I was hooking up with her last year. She was my side thing. He said, I never told anyone about her because that's when I was in a relationship. And, you know, you got to keep that on the low. Oh, my God.

Wow. So he's such a guy. You got to do your crime in silence, right? Yeah. So he said when Eric brought her up, I didn't say anything because I thought it was just going to be a hookup, nothing serious with her. But I guess he's taking it serious because he's bringing her over to meet the homies. Help me out, though.

Should I tell my boy or just let it be? Help me out, Brown Bag. That's tough. That's a brocode, right? I don't know. Do you guys? It would have been brocode if the other four knew that they had hooked up. And then he wouldn't have hooked them.

He wouldn't have fell for her. Like homie number two. Yeah, wouldn't have done the. Because guys never date or talk to a girl once another guy has peed on her. Like, oh, this is my territory. Wait, what? You guys are like, like, when you mark your territory.

No, I get it. I get it what you mean. No, but there's some trees that get marked twice. Oh, and that's. Yeah, but you guys don't do that supposedly. Depends on the angle of the tree. That's big dog, big dot code. But you can't introduce that tree to your family.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, like, you could go around that area that was marked and then mark the other side. But you guys said you can't do that. No, it happened. Some trees get marked. Shut up. That's how you guys become Eskimo Bros.

Sometimes when it gets marked, it gets marked and then there rains, it washes it off. And the other person comes and marks it again. Okay, the Eskimo Brothers thing, it could be someone that's not close to you. It could just be like, I, you know me and Chris Brown are Eskimo Bros. But that's not your name. But like, girl code is you're not supposed to, right? Yeah, well, okay. Because I don't do that.

Yeah. Depends on the seriousness of the situation. He should have, okay, I think Eddie made the initial mistake of not just saying it. When he told him. When she, he was brought up. Or sorry, when the girl was brought up. Yeah, that girl. Because it could just be like, oh, for real.

Like, oh, you know her? Like, there's subtle ways to like say like, oh, yeah, I know her. You know what I'm saying? I knew her briefly. You know what I'm saying? Something like that. Guys do that. Guys do like a background check with their homies.

Yeah, you don't want to fall in love with, you know what I'm saying? With the girl that's like, yeah, it'll be like, damn, it's too late now.

They'll ask around about you. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So like, he messed up at that point because he could have just told her, I told him and then all of a sudden he would be like,

okay, either now I'm going to take her like less serious or you know what, I just have to know that and deal with it. You know what I'm saying? At that moment.

Now when there's more feelings involved and he's like, oh, I found this girl. She don't know nobody. She got low followers. She don't know. And that awkward introduction, that awkward introduction, you don't want to deal with that.

Because then she is going to be weird about it. Yeah, she is. It's going to be like that Drake line. I was literally thinking that right now. I know them type of hugs. How would you feel if you're the homie, right? And you get with the girl and you really like her and you're taking a serious with her. And your best friend has messed with her before.

Oh. It happened to me when I was like 18, but I didn't take her very serious. But he told me that. Yeah, but it's like you had to be serious with the girl. I think of his best friend and it's like you got to just cut it no matter how serious you're trying to be. If it's like someone you know. Even if you like you want to settle down, you want to be serious. Like no.

Yeah, you got to cut it. I was so glad that he told me. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like when people drive to like random places and they let their animals out to go. No. No. Yeah.

What? What did that have to do? Like go pee or what? Just let her off the car as soon as you find out. What? No, because at that point you could say that. Just let her go. But you legit have feelings.

You have to let her. You got to ignore the feelings. We do it all the time. We're men. What? You have to end it there. But then you come back. Your girl right now that you love.

That you love. Don't even say it because I'm going to get mad. Your homie tells you, hey, I didn't want to tell you, but I, you're not going to let the girl go. Yes, you want. Yeah. Because why did you hold that information from me? Yeah. It's not for the... The girl? Yeah, it's not for that reason. So now it's on her? For both of them? Both of them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But the girl came second and the homie's like... Yeah, yeah.

But you would still talk to the homie, not the girl? I probably would not talk to either. Either of them, yeah. Either of... I probably do a flip. But even if your homie was like, bro, I didn't know how to tell you, I thought she was just like... Oh, that's even worse. No, I thought she was just going to be a fling with you, like... No, but that's... I mean, well, that's... Nothing serious. If the guy was acting like it was... just a fling, then it's like, oh, okay, well, I get it.

But if he was, like, signaling to all his homies, like, yo, bro, I found the one. Like, you know, then at that point you got to be like, look, brother, hold on. Yep. Hold the phone. I feel like you guys. Hold your horses. Yeah, I don't feel like, yeah. Now you would because of the distrust, not because of like somebody already worked their territory.

It's not the situation. Because if you would have known the situation and just said, you know what, oh, well, I have feelings. I'm going to go forward with it. And cool. Yeah. But the fact that, like, both people have this information and have been trying to hold it from you. Yeah.

That's where it's whack. Yeah. And then, damn, you don't talk to any, like both of them and then they start talking to each other again. Yeah. You're going to take down. Crazy. You got to take that.

Yeah. All right. I'm so bad. I mean, as an agent of chaos myself, I think he has to tell her at the friends giving table at the friends giving table. Ooh, that'd be cool. In front of everyone? If he's putting stuffing in the turkey liquor, look at her, say, remember this?

Oh, no, no, no, no. Calls her like that? No. Okay. I also have a question. What? For Fabian. Is he still with the girl that he was the

Because this could also be a problem If he tells his homie No I think he would have a different problem I think it would be like oh my God my girl This is gonna meet my side Like that would be a way At that point you cancel Thanksgiving Yeah

Oh like not even show up Yeah you can't even show up No because in that same moment Like he's talking like his friend is the one that's with the With the side Yeah with his ex side Right Meaning he had a main

at the time that you had aside. Yeah. He doesn't tell us he's broken up. He doesn't. So if he's still with that girl, that could probably be a reason why he don't want to say anything. Because who knows how they're going to react? Or if I tell my bro and my bro's all head over heels for this girl, then what's to say they're not going to tell? And the girl gets mad.

Let's say they break up with the girl. Yeah. Who's to say she's not going to tell his main? True. So that could make him not want to just say anything ever. Or maybe he is broken up with the main. That's a good question. But there may be still a chance that he's hoping to get back with her or something.

And it's like you don't want to. He wants his old thing back. You don't want to say like, yeah, by the way, I was cheating on you. You know that the time you caught me cheating? You like never want to admit that it happened. It would have been news if you did get caught up and your homie would know. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's the thing is like sometimes you don't get caught for. certain ones, you just get caught for the other ones. You know what I'm saying? I hate you guys. From what I heard. Reportedly allegedly. It's happened to you. According to this guys. How do you guys know so much about From my experience? Movies. All the movies. Mostly Tyler Perry movies.

Yeah. It's about the holidays usually circling around this time. Yeah. I learned in the movie The Wood. What part? Yeah. When he his turn and he goes to X's ex's house. Oh yeah.

that's the same thing that's not the same thing as the story similar how kind of same same but different exactly not no all right we got junior e l a l a junior i don't know i don't know i don't know it's umberto can you please open the door again that boy has to come in here and say himself junior e yeah umberto hey fool get over here who's junior dunberd dumb bird that'll never not that'll never not Come in here. Do you see how you're writing it? You could literally write out East Los Angeles or East L.A. East L.A.

I got you. Yeah. A. Junior E from L.A. A. Junior E. What's up, Brown Bag? What's up, Jr.? A. Jr. talk to us. What would you tell Fabian.

I tell Fabian to tell his boy and let him know what's up. I think you should tell him before the Friendsgiving because it's going to be awkward no matter what when his only shows up with that girl and then he sees her like there's no way that he's not going to make it obvious like he doesn't know her you know at the end of the day i've been in that in that similar situation and ah man i i chose the wrong path i chose not to tell him boy and man that that blew up in my face how did it blow up in your face yeah what happened because sometimes man my boys don't act like boys And they choose a girl over their boys

Or their longtime friends Just because, you know, they want They want the cookie in the cookie jar And And they pick the girl over their long time friend And sometimes it doesn't work out that well Sometimes it's just best to let the truth out And let them know ahead of time

And then whatever his boy wants to do with that information Well, that's on him But at least he knows knows, you know, at least he has that information and things won't be like so awkward. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Jr., so you didn't say anything and then he chose the girl over you? Yeah.

But how did you didn't say anything? Yeah, how did he know? How did he know to even put a choice between you guys? Because the girl ended up telling them before I did. It's because he's like, no, that was my boy. It's not that he chose the girl. He chose the one that. was honest to him.

Damn. Yeah, pretty much. It's like that. Yeah. And then there's the same thing happened to me again, and this time I did tell my boy, and my boy actually appreciated it.

He got mad because he wished that I always told him before he brought over to the friends, you know, but I let him know after because I didn't want to make things awkward, and then he actually ended up leaving the girl after he tutored and booted. So y'all just know the same exact girl

You have a problem You'll be hanging out He's a cycle He's first all the time Yeah you get there first He's a lead off hitter Hey Hey

Like What do you put What What do you put in? What do you meet these girls at? Yeah And then how do they end up meeting Your homies right after

Yeah Do you introduce them or something? Hey, I don't introduce anybody. It's just, you know, you know how Instagram be like, oh, this person. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You got to do, you got to do printouts every time you guys kick it and be like, look, this is what just happened. Yeah, like the missing person printout issue?

Exactly, yes. But if it says followed by, you shouldn't just do it. That's the thing. That's the rule. You guys still do it. You followed the one that Vic was following. No. You guys have the same follow.

That's true. You'll see that. I remember. All right. Hey, thank you, Jr. Yeah,

I appreciate it. Hey, Junior, so, so which way. I've always been at fun of your show. Thank you.

Thank you. My boy. Good name. Right now are you, are you hanging out with anyone that might hang out with one of your friends later?

Have you run out of friends that are, can Eskimo brother with you? Now, right now, I am currently engaged. I've been engaged to my girlfriend

for two years already. so. Let's go. It happens. That happens. Hey, your boy has something to tell you. Yeah.

I'm just kidding. Hey, be careful with karma. Daniel. Because they might wait till the wedding to say it. Oh. No, no. No. You're kidding.

You're kidding. I wish you guys the best. Yeah, we're kidding. I made sure I got this one in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. What part of the I use you from? I can't say that because I don't want to school, For the record, the guys called the IE, the middle and nowhere earlier.

They did. Who's this? They always do fools. Jose? Jose. Jose. Jose. We got Joe in Corona.

Joe. Joe. Joe. Yo, what's good, Brownback? What's that? Joe? I would say just let that fool be, to be honest. Really?

Not saying anything? Yeah, because, I mean, it's happened to me. I mean, if I was just side piece, then just leave it at the side piece. She should know her role. Okay. That was Fabian's side piece, but that seems to be his homie's main. Yeah, well, then that's, then that, now she's being serious with his honey. Yeah.

Let it be. Joe. So just, what if she tells him? What if she ends up telling the homie like, hey, you know, I slept with this guy? Your homie. She shouldn't say that because I was his side piece. So I say just leave it. I mean, I've been there.

I left it. And then now they're good. So, you know. Now they're good. How way? Joe, how have you been there? What's going on? I hooked up with some girl, and then she ended up messing with my homey.

Like, that was my side thing or whatever. And then it comes around and, you know, stuff. So, I mean, I just let it happen, you know. I can't be a playhead at the end of the day. Did you say anything? Not Hannah. Wow. And you don't think she'll say anything, though?

Nah, well, I mean, they broke up on their own thing. I never got involved. See, I never said nothing So they ended on their own turn Were you rooting for them to break up So you didn't have to have that combo No, I didn't care I was a side at the end of the day

Yeah So you had him the sides like that Wait, did you have a main at the same time? Yeah, I did Yeah, so you can't really claim the side You can't cuff the sides, you know what I'm saying? That's not as mad about it You guys don't get to call what a girl is

If she's a side or she's a main She's what she feels like she is, okay? Well, she must feel like a side then I mean, mac and cheese can feel like turkey all day, but it's not. It's not a main dish. You'll never put mac and cheese as a main dish, right? Your main was someone's side at one point. And you were someone, and you were someone side at one point, too.

That's life, though. Yeah, you've been mashed potatoes. You've been mashed potatoes this whole time. Yeah, and then sometimes we upgrade. But it's all gravy, you know what I'm saying? I just want a little bit of a ham. Oh, man. When you go ham on the side, yep.

You go ham and the mac and cheese? When you're ordering something, you look at the side. You're like, hmm, that actually sounds good right now. I want to go ham on that match potato. These guys say this, but they would be so hurt to find out that the girl was with the homie or the girl even dated a guy before them. This fool is getting sick to his stomach over. Literally a theoretical question. Yeah, yeah, but they should know that they're like.

Yeah. Do you ever look at fries and you're like, you know what? I'll take some fries too. Fries or sides. It can be your main team. Fries? Yeah. Fries.

That's not even the question. Make it a chili cheese fries. A girl that someone else has as a side, you've probably made your main. Yeah. You're trying to make it seem like, oh, she's a side, she's a side. That's it. That's all she's ever going to be. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

No, no, no. That's literally what you guys are saying. No, she's French fries. Oh, sometimes I want to eat mashed potatoes with my side. gravy. Honestly, I just, I would love for all my food items to just touch one day. To squash?

You just stir them together? I just want to put them on one plate. On one place? No, you don't, because that's going to happen one day and then you're going to be over here stressing. Askeirosos. As long as she's not on her cranberry. You guys are so nasty.

I don't want to do this segment. They took it like, woo. That's a good one. All right. You guys are just a joker. That's why you become excellent. Ask them a brothers. Joker.

Hey, what happened with Jamie? No. I don't know what's the story? There's a, is that Joker on the line? On the. Joker. Hey, hey, buenos-Jas. What's that, Joker?

Me starting. Joker, talk to us. What would you tell Fabian? Joker from the Pinta. Hey. Hey. Oh, Sabian needs to get with the business and he needs to tell the camaradazes that the Haina is kind of like

Usavo, you know what I'm saying? A what? Usavo? Hey, Yuzavo, hey, what? If you don't tell the homies, that's a calenthala right there. You got to keep it real with the Carnaz,

you know? You can't be doing that, homie. Okay. You got to be up front. Hey, you got to let them know, dog. Hey, either you're a suspect or you're a witness, homie, you choose. Yay.

Jeez. I like that. All right. But our other homies, said just stay quiet about it. If she's a side, she knows not to talk. Yeah, she won't talk. Nah, nah, no, hey, check it out.

That homie, Joe never been to the pinta. You don't know what time it is. But I thought you guys don't snitch in there. Hey, when it comes to a homie, you got to let the homie know. Because that's just, hey, there's a lot of Pascallos in the ocean, right? Hey, homie, we'll get you another one. Don't trip. But he loves her.

Hey, and if she looks like Jaylene or he ever, then keep her, dog. You know what I'm not? Other than that, nah. She's the main girl in the peso pluma. She'll be a solo. Okay, Joker. Hey, that's right. Hey, you got to run the old facts, if anything.

You know what I mean? No, I'm not going to ask you to repeat that? No, don't. I'm not going to ask to repeat that. You got to run the car fax. You got to run the car fax on these chaparitas. See how many miles it has. What about the car fax on you guys?

I know because you guys are not clean. Some of you need to take an antibiotic before you talk to another girl. And get checked. Hey, am I still on? Am I still on? Yes. Hey, hey, you guys, you know, I heard about the Irvine video chats and you know why why they're doing that, right?

Why? No, why? You guys, hey, it's to stop the middleman from bringing in the party supplies. That's what I was thinking, too. Yeah. Yeah, that's why they're doing it. That's what I'm on, I'm on a peanut phone right now through eBay, dog. Hey, my phone right now, my phone right now is the size of my thumb.

That's crazy, huh? How'd you stick it in? How'd you stick it in, huh? You don't ask those questions. Hey, hey, third party, baby. Third party. Hey, we have a lot of questions. Did you have to cough it out?

Hey. Hey, you guys are crazy. Hey, you got to go out. You're crazy, man. You know what's a trip? Hey, when I touch down, hey, when I come home and a big shout up to all the homies leaving some leftovers, they save some for me with all these side pieces. Oh, my God.

Joker is going to be hung up. Good morning, Joker. Doesn't matter if it has cranberries. Have a good morning. Hey, you guys say, have a good one. Happy Thursday. Happy Thursday, Joker. Hey, do they do Friendsgiving in there?

Hey, you know what? On Friday, they told us they're passing out turkey and we're going to bust the spread with some turkey. It might taste a little weird, but, hey, that's the get down. It's a badass turkey, though. Yeah, and they give us an ice cream. Let's go. Wow. Turn up, bro.

That's rare. That's rare in here. You know what I mean? To get an ice cream like that. Dad, homie, I want to get home. I'm so quick. Aw, Joker. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But, hey, shout out to you guys. Hey, I put everybody, hey, half of my side right here are being doing you. That's why your guys' ratings went up because you got everybody. Thank you, Joker. We're going to take a tour over there. I'm going to take a tour over there. Hey, when I get home, I'm going to tap in with you guys.

Much love. Hey, thank you for everything you guys do. Let's go. Happy holidays. And I'll call in as soon as I can again. All right, Joe. All right, Joker. You have a good one.

Enjoy the party supplies. That's a good guy right there. Cough him out. Cough him out. He didn't want to answer that. Ken from Compton. Ken. Ken.

Ken, you've been through the same thing. Why have all these guys been through the same thing? I thought you guys don't do this to each other. Ken. I should have, I should have said an honest. Don't say my name reportedly allegedly. Okay. Oh, sorry, Ben.

Hey, Ben. This is all old info. Yeah, yeah. All information. All information. All information. Okay. This is a friend.

Yeah. What happened? So, look, so basically I'm going to start off with, I personally will want to know, you feel me? So I will want the homie to tell me. Okay. Because I need to know what I'm getting into, you feel me? I don't need nobody in the background talking about, oh, I did this, I did that with

so-and-so, and that's my girl. Like, you know, that's crazy. Like, I can't have that. So I would want to know. So basically, I had hit up the homies. I'm like, hey, should I let the homie know? Like, you know? And they were like, well, you know, whatever you think.

So I was like, I would want to know, so I'm going to do it. So anyways, I gave the information and I said, you do with it as you please. I didn't even get into details. But I just let them know, you know, it ain't what you think it is, my boy. And let's just say this is possibly a overlap because this individual will always say, oh, if you're messing with somebody else, you know, just tell me, I'm gonna leave you alone. But it was kind of one of those where she wasn't really a side or at Maine.

She was just there, you know? I was just enjoying it until it was time for her to leave, you know? Oh, my God. The joy. He was a placeholder. Pretty much, yeah. But, okay, so, like, she was trying to talk it out or whatever, and I was, I don't even want to hear it because I already know where this is going. So I was just, like, being busy and I replying, this and that.

So she was like, we need to talk. I'm like, I'm busy. I don't want to, like, rush what I'm doing to argue. I already know what this is going to be. So I was like, I'm just not even entertain it. And then she cuts me off, right? And then, like, maybe a week or two later, she's posting, like, on close friends, like,

like, she's, like, with a new guy or whatever. And I'm like, oh, she's just trying to make me mad or something, but jokes on her, like, I don't care, you know? Just like, well, I'm looking at her story. Sounds like you do care. Yeah, so, and then there's a picture that I'm like, damn, I'm like, uh, that kind of looked like the homie. and then that's when I had said something.

And then, you know, I kind of, it kind of feels like I think it's going to be a little weird, but it is what it is. Like, I did my part. I feel like you confess and not at the same time. And it seems like y'all were talking at the same time, you and your homie. That's what I don't know. I don't know that. That's only she knows that.

You know, she's the one that was trying to play both of us. You know, it's her. Oh, you're innocent. She was doing that intentional. I don't know, but I'm just saying it was too quick. It was too quick a turnaround for them to be all in love for that to not overlap, you know? Yeah. Did you tell the homie?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And did he leave her alone? Oh, no, he's all in love. Oh, see, I told you're not going to leave. No, no. If you're, if that girl is just a mess around girl, even to the homie, he'll drop her. If the homie fell in love with her, he's not dropping her. You'll think about it, but not.

All right. We got David from Altadina on the line. David. David. Hey. Hey. What's popping? David.

You have a success story with this situation. Oh. Well, I do. It works out. What? Okay. It's actually kind of funny. Back in like the early 90s, I met this girl in high school, and we never dated.

And she went out with, like three of my homies. Three? You know, just in, you know, youngsters. Oh, okay. Yeah. Three of them is crazy.

But then three years out of high school, when I was in college, we just kind of crossed past again, ended up staying with her for, I moved into her house because it was close to my job. So I just stayed. See, I slept on the couch for three weeks, and she said, you know I have a bed, right? And then all of a sudden Cozy. Fast forward 25 years later

we've been married for 25. Let's go. Wow. They're friends with her ex-boyfriends. Well, her three, the three of your homies. But they were, that's high school stuff. I feel like that kind of, to me, that kind of doesn't count. That's not what Greg was saying.

Oh, my God. Like, I get what he's, I get what he's saying, bro. I respect it. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I'm best friends, like literally best friends with her ex-boyfriends. From, but from high school, though. Yeah.

You guys grew up together essentially, all of you guys. To me that. So we were homie. I was homies with her beforehand, never had any interest. And then just four kids later, 25 years, I'm still best friends with her ex-boyfriends. Like literally my best friends in the world. Yeah.

That's crazy. That's cool. Your best friends in the world, I've seen your girl. I know, I know, I mean, I know what boys do. I have three daughters, so I know what boys do. I just married my oldest one off. Let's go. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Awesome. But I understand the whole situation when, you know, your boy steals your girl from you and, you know, there's a little bit of bitterness. But when it comes down to it, it's either puppy love or it's real love. Or the other. Or three of your homies love. Yeah. Thank you, David.

You better stop. Thanks, David. They're married. Greg said, even if they held hands in high school, he would not want to know that. No, nobody should know that. All right, we need a girls take on this. Please. Melissa in Valencia.

Melissa. Melissa. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hi. Melissa, talk to us. What would you tell Fabian?

So Fabian's in a predicament. He was talking to this girl, like, as a side chick back in the day, probably like a year ago. He was with his girl, so he never really told the homies what he was doing. Fast forward, he's going to Friendsgiving, and one of his homies is dating that same girl that was his side piece. And he's trying to figure out if he should say something. It seems like the friend is really in love with this girl. Okay, so I have personal experience. I guess I wasn't, this was like 12, 13 years ago.

Okay. Still happened. A long time ago. I was messing around with this side. It wasn't serious, like on both sides. I wasn't taking it serious. He wasn't taking it serious. We were in our 20s.

We just party together, whatever. A few years, maybe like a year after I stopped hooking up with him, I started talking to someone knowing both of us, the new guy that I was talking to, we knew he was best friends with the brother of the guy I was hooking up with. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So we started talking. And then again, like, we, um, we didn't think it was going to be anything, like me and this, the new guy, whatever. And then he was, but he was still homies with the brothers or the, the first one you were talking to. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He, he, they were homies.

And I said, like, you know, we should be upfront if this is going to get like more serious because we're going to see them around. It's going to be awkward. And like, if me and him are going to. to continue like I wanted to be honest and so did he so I feel like Sabian should tell his tell me the truth because if it does become something more than what it is it's going to come out someone's going to say something and when you guys and when you guys told your man uh did he get mad at either of you no so I'm with so I'm with him now we have two kids like 12 years later

we're not like I've been yeah it worked out so I'm trying to say like what if it worked out for the girl and the homie? And they're going to become happily ever after. And then the one who's trying to, who needs to tell him, like I feel like let them be happy, but also just let them know. He doesn't have to go into detail like, hey, this happened. You should know. But if you're happy, like, it's fine.

Boom. There you go. So he should say something. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's up to Eric to decide whether to leave him. Leave him. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. you got to let him know. All right. Presley. Presley. What's up, Presley? What's up, Presley?

Hey. Hi. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What's up, guys? Hi.

Hey, I think that he should bring it one of those karaoke mics and then ask his friend to do a duet and just start singing same girl and have him do like Usher and he be Arkell. Just be staring at the girl. Same girl by Arkellie and Usher. Yeah. and sing it to the girl. Presley. Presley. Why do you like chaos so much, Presley? That sounds like a party.

Okay, well, I've, okay, I've been in that situation, and now the guy is family, and now I can't say anything. So, like. Wait, do tell more. Yeah, we want that. Now you have to say something. So is that story.

What happened to you, Press? Okay, if not as serious as that, this was when my chastity vote, like, before it like rested off like I still had it so like I like she's being joking but she's saying like I only like kiss the guy and then he got me like a Disneyland pass and stuff like that and then all of a sudden now he's like I'm spending holidays with him because he's part of our family

with somebody else wow do you still the past I don't know like life can either be funny or it can be serious the other one one is love one Kate why don't you just do the love one Which is karaoke A karaoke A karaoke confession Yo Like seriously

If you have a couple of drinks You guys sing that And then she's gonna probably Be laughing Like I don't know Maybe she'll be laughing You know what Yeah

Just make light of it If you're gonna live laugh love Just do it Usher you remind me of a girl Yeah Then I once knew Thank you for choosing Usher only Presley is crazy

Presley is real wild All right. All right. Well, hey, bro, Fabian. Your mind is telling you. No, I'm kidding. I knew it. Oh, my.

What your buddy. Ambrasala with Angie. Okay. We got to talk about Jay Leno's face because it's all messed up right now. Again? No. Again? Yeah, he got burned like a year ago.

Oh, yeah. No. His chin. You're right. You're right. No, but now it's bad. Like, I know last time it was bad because he got burned. Yeah.

But now you guys, like, it's so bad that he's like half, like half of his face. I would say. Like the left side. Kind of looks like two-faced. It's bruised up. Oh, he does. Yeah. Yeah, he's all braced up.

He has, it's like all bruised up. It's purple and blue. His eye is swollen so much that it's like shut down, shut close. Yeah. And he's saying that he fell from a 60 foot hill. 60 feet. Yeah. That's, that's amazing.

Like rolling? Yeah. According to him, he was, he was out at the Hampton Inn, right? And he had a show that night. And so he thought, um, that's, He's like, oh, you know what? Instead of Uberine, I'm just going to walk because it's like a mile away, but I'm going to take this shortcut and I'm going to go down this hill.

And the hill apparently was too steep that he fell. And that's why he saw Bruce up half of his body. Like it almost looks fake. It almost looks like special effects makeup. Yeah. It sounds like a fake story. I'm a bad. It sounds like a fake story.

I mean, imagine you're walking by and then all of a sudden you see Jay Leno tumbling down a hill next to a half. Hampton in. You're going to tell somebody that and they're going to be like, bro, stop. You're on the loony juice or like what did you have for lunch? Yeah, his face looks like he took a few punches. Yeah, not only that, but it's like... Yeah, like it just like the way, like the way it's half split, it just looks like it's like a targeted area.

And he said his whole body, like even like his stomach ribs, all that part, it's all bruised up. I once knew this guy that owed a lot of money to a lot of people and he looked like that after that. Wait, why is he wearing an eye patch? Because his eyes swollen should. It doesn't look good. Yeah, it's bad. Okay, so he does talk about it a little. Listen.

I said, well, the hill doesn't look that steep. Let me take a... You rolled down the hill? That's not true. No, it's true. I hit a bunch of rocks. It was 60 feet. I broke my wrist, lost my nail on the finger,

and then I'm all black and blue. He broke a wrist. Lost a nail. Classic move. What are you? A little bit of a nail. Yeah. People money.

Okay, so that's the thing. So he's saying, this is his story that he fell down the hill, blah, blah, blah, right? But no one on the internet is buying it. They're all saying like, oh, he got caught up by the mob. The mob. Everyone's saying that, yeah, they're not buying it. He said he's in deep gambling debt, supposedly. It's not only that.

When this happened with me? I don't know old people? No. He's 74. How old is he? Seventy-seven years old. I guess he's stubborn, right? Why would you walk down a hill?

No, it's not stubborn. They literally fall all the time. One of the main causes of death of an old person is that they fell. I've fallen and I can't get up. These fools fall all day, every day. So wait, wait, wait. The thing is that they know they're old, so why would they go down a 50 foot? Because to them, you know you're going through anything.

You still think that you're able to do stuff that you are not able to do. I don't know. But how come only one side of his body is injured? That's how all the falls happen. That is true. I've worked with hella old people. The way you fell? They got skin tears.

They got bruises. The skin that we have, it's not going to always stay this way. You can grab someone and it'll turn bruisey. But only one side of their body. I think if you got beat up, it would only be one side. It would be more than just that one side. It would be a targeted side. Nah.

When someone gets beat up, I've seen someone get beat up. Good, young and old, their eyes, both of them get dark, really crazy. Purple? You're telling me they only. beat him on one side of the... His strong side. Yeah. You know, if I punch somebody

on the left side of the face, I don't think the right eye's going to get messed up. I know what you're saying, but if I'm beating you up because I owe you owe me money, I'm not going to be like, hey, I'm just going to beat up

your right side of your face. But if you're tumbling and there's a lot of rocks, so you just timed to only hit one side every time. I feel like it might be grassy. There's no scratches either. No, there's not.

Literally just Bruce's. We haven't checked his bodies, fools. We're not the ER. We don't know what he has on him. All we know is, what we saw in the video. His face would be scratched up too, though, if he's actually falling. Or bruised.

It's bruised. Okay, so I'm assuming this is like, you guys ever had like an old peach? Yeah. And like if you were drop. Yeah, and if you were to drop it, like it would, it wouldn't bounce up like a, like a new peach. Yeah. It would just go. It would just.

Yeah. On that side. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying he tumbled. Yeah. Tumbling. They have balance issues like crazy when you're older. Yeah.

I don't know. I think it's possible. But I also think he might. Somebody might have pushed them down that hill. Well, see, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, okay, so the person he was going to have dinner with, I'm sure he's not going to go alone. Like, did they fall too?

Where are they? Well, they're going to go talk about something that he owed. His wife? Let's go take a walk down there. Let's take a walk. No, no, no, let's walk. Let's walk, son. Hey, Jay, let's go take a walk, huh?

Yeah, come on. His wife has dementia. He's a conservative for his wife, so I feel like she may have stayed back. I don't think that he's going to be going with her or taking her with him. To his shows. Like, this is life for old. people. We're tripping out over old people doing old people stuff and getting old people

injuries. You don't think that, okay, if they're that old, they felt that bad and they look that bad. You would go to the hospital, right? You wouldn't go to the show. Jay Leno, go to your work. It's just stubborn. Yeah. He held down for like five extra years on a show. I don't know. My dad won't go to the hospital. He had a whole hernia and he didn't go to the hospital. You know who else doesn't go to the hospital? A man. People in the mob. You don't go to the hospital

You weren't dying already No guys don't go to the You guys are just stubborn Yeah we're stubborn It probably gets worse with age But the fact that he went on stage I think it's literally hours later God forbid something happened to us

Like God forbid we get into like this status of like a lot of people know us And something happened to us And people were like No it wasn't that It was because they did this and that And they turned into a whole Like conspiracy theory online

No I know but this Because that's just how people are because we'd like to sensationalize stuff. Well, we just like good stories and him falling down a hill by himself is a sad old person story. But if we add the mob to it, now we can... Sounds pretty cool. Now it's a movie. Now it's a movie.

Now I get it. I get why people do it, but it's just like this is definitely an old person situation. Just because he's old doesn't mean you can't be in a mob. It's an old person. Folling. Yeah. I'd see if I was mobsters, I'd take away his cars. His cars are worth so much money.

Yeah. They don't have pain. You want to make a state. statement. Yeah, everyone can say, like, they got him. Everyone online. They're not everyone. No way that was the fall.

Jay Leno got his. Stop thinking that the online is where we get our thoughts from. I'm just reading like. I'm just glad he's alive and he's okay. And he's able to talk. Because he's alleged. The internet isn't true? It's not.

It's not full. Don't believe everything. I've literally worked with old people and I've seen this. I've seen it. He got us really stuck just being so stubborn, though. All jokes aside. Because I know, like, my grandpa was very stubborn, man, you know, as far as working. But, like, I know he wouldn't walk down a hill like that high.

Knowing. Yeah. You just got to think. Like, I probably wouldn't even walk down a hill that high. Honestly. It's just a lot of risk. It's just a lot of risk. You know what I'm saying?

For sure. So, you got to be careful. I don't know. I've also seen guys be like, hey, you know what? I could like this firecracker in my hand. Yeah. Like, you just do things. You do things that literally, you know, there's, everything is warning you not to.

do it. You're right. You're right. And you guys still do it. Moral of the story, pay your debts. Yes. Well, we don't know. Jay Leno's saying that he fell, but the internet saying that the mob got him, so we don't know. We don't know. Teter Totter. The mom got him, right? Yeah. Yeah. Took care of them.

Well, we'll never know. We're going to believe Jay Leno, okay? I still need it by Tuesday. Yeah. All right. That's it by so. Oh, that's it for Somra Salad brought to you by a local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. The homie Gregorio. Gregi. I'm so confident that if all of us went on Wheel of Fortune, we would instantly win.

I agree. I used to play Wheel of Fortune on Nintendo City 4. I just played it on Daneen games. They have a Wheel of Fortune. What do you say? I don't know. It's a Wheel of Fortune all right over there. Yeah, that was a different wheel.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Wow, different kind of work. Sorry. My brain. Hey, you do what you do. Help me, God, with my brain. Hey, he owes a debt. Yeah.

Old guy. That's what it is, huh? There's a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune going viral because of the wrong answer that he gave on the show. It's literally crazy because it's a little close. I can see where he kind of could kiss the answer. But listen to this. I like to buy you. Well, you're going to get three U.

I like to solve the parval. Okay, well, let's hear it. Treat yourself a round of sausage. I'm sorry, that's not it. Over to Katina. I'd like to solve. Okay. Give yourself a round of applause.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God. Totally off. What did he say? The answer was, treat yourself. Wait, give yourself a round of applause. Okay. Give yourself a round of applause.

of applause. Yeah, that's it. But he said. I like to solve the parable. Okay, well, let's hear it. Treat yourself a round of sausage. How do you go from treat to give? You wait yourself?

Yeah. To go back to school. Yeah. Dyslexia. You didn't get it. Of course. You didn't? Oh, yeah, he didn't get it.

A round of sausage? What does that even mean? And treat his five letters. Give is four. Yeah. He was doing, he was working out in his life. I've been there I think we could

That's what like me I'm like how did you think that Yeah Like how in that moment did you think that He was thinking of sausages For sure What if what if that was like An old saying at his at his house

Like And hey And he's like He's shocked by this Like what do you mean It's not that Like I've never heard Give yourself around an applause

I always heard Treat yourself around a sausage It's probably hungry In the moment Yeah I don't know Though like even being in that moment I guess when it's all on you Or like you're the spotlights on you

People trip out People don't know what it's true. Yeah. Yeah. I guess something turns you stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Just I don't know.

I've never been just really nervous and just talked about sausage. It was funny because the host even got interviewed. I feel like all you guys do is talk about sausage. Hey, yo. Hey, actually. Hey, yo. Vick, all of your moments have been like that. What?

Sausage related? Yeah. Wait. They have? What are in the moments? Yeah. I hawk, too. I wish you had the other.

The other one up there's more, but That's guy humor. It is guy humor, yeah. I do think like in the, where you're reading something, what I've noticed, like, if we're talking and we're like, hey, we got to get this right. You could literally see an equation.

Your mind goes blank. You're kind of tripping out. You don't even know what you're seeing. Yeah, they're numbers, but you're not making them out. So you're just going to like, and now it's on you. Like, hey, okay, you got the use. You got the vowels or whatever. So treat yourself to a round of stuff.

sausage. Even the sentence was off, too. It makes no sense. Treat yourself a round of sausage. Shut on him. He's going super viral right now. Yeah, he's going to be known as a sausage guy. The round of sausage guy.

The round of sausage guy. He's insane. I hope he gets like a deal out of this or something. With sausages? With like Wiener Schnitzel. I don't know. A sausage commercial? Treat yourself. That could be a new catchphrase for Winnocin's sweet yourself.

Treat yourself around a sausage today. Yes.