Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 349 Chorizo Party | Brown Bag Mornings (11/26/24)

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Buenos days. Good morning to you. It is November 26th, you guys. Two days away from the Thanksgiving. The Dia de Pavo. Bro, why in Spanish is it such a long name? What is it? Di Action de Grazie. Which translates to Action of Grace? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:22 I never knew that was a name. I like how my grandma says it. That was the day of the Pavo. No. My grandma says Turkey. Turkey Day. That's better. It's way better.
Starting point is 00:00:32 It's way better. Like when, I guess when companies or they're like, like on social media, they tell you, Feliz Dia de la Cion de Gracia. Yeah. It's a lot. How about Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Thanks. It Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah. Are you a little turn from your friends giving? No. I'm not actually. No, I'm actually.
Starting point is 00:00:55 He was crazy. I thought we were friends. He smelled like tequila. I wish. I wish. I had a friend giving. Thanksgiving. I have screwed.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Actually, no, no, no, don't feel bad because last year he did that too. No, that was for Christmas. No, that was here. It's crazy. I guess I got no flavor. Yeah, no. That's when Vic was only one. Guess we're not a unit.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Yeah. Two years in our own. Yeah. Vic's the only one that showed up last year. He went to the flavor unit. No. So the one that we had, Jose and Vic. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Yeah. We had one? We didn't have a Friendsgiving. Yeah. At my house. It was beautiful. No, that was Christmas. Yeah, that was Christmas.
Starting point is 00:01:33 No. And I had told you, I was not Thanksgiving. It was definitely Thanksgiving. It was Thanksgiving. It was Christmas. I remember things by the girl in my life at the time. I definitely did not have her during Christmas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:44 There was a Christmas. I think it was Christmas. No. Because last year we went to, for my birthday. Because I had. It's around my birthday. Went to Sizzler. Yeah, so that's, no.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Yes. That was during the day time. We went to Sizzler. Oh, yeah. was a day time. Yeah. And then I had my thing at night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:03 I went to both. The same date? Yeah. You're lying. And I went to both. I'll probably, it's probably on my Instagram. Which girl were you?
Starting point is 00:02:08 No, I don't want to know. Anyway, no, no, no, no, no way. Raising Keynes. To answer your question. Yeah. Oh, three finger. Comebo. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:02:16 All right. Well, I guess we'll see you next Thanksgiving. Maybe. That's why he didn't do it again. Yeah. You know what? I feel like I have a memory of everyone except me telling him to do it. It was a great time.
Starting point is 00:02:30 It was nice, really nice. I mean, Rezy was there. Nice. Yeah. I remember your mom sending Christmas stuff. I don't remember. That was the little baskets. She made you guys baskets.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Yeah, and I still have the chapstick because I like it a lot. No, what are you? It wasn't, you didn't Friendsgiving us, dog. If anything, we guilted you into Christmasing us because you're friends giving the Flavie unit. No, because I remember. I think we, we guilted him into Thanksgiving, a Friendsgiving. No, we didn't. No, it was.
Starting point is 00:02:58 we can find the right. Jose was like her and he threw up everywhere. No, that was New Year's. That was not New Year's. Oh, no, that was his Christmas. No. No. So when you and Jose and V...
Starting point is 00:03:11 Sleep with each other? No, I left. But I had a great time while I was there. Jose gagged all over? I'm kind of finding the pictures right now. Is that true or not true? Yeah, he threw up everywhere. Yeah, you see.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Where was it? In the restroom, but he tried to play it off. But like, when was it? I'm trying to find it. Was it for Thanksgiving or was it? Sorry, I don't know all the holidays. Well, I apologize then. I apologize for coming at you hot.
Starting point is 00:03:35 You had a bike set up. Over your Friendsgiving. It was really nice. There was like heated lamps. I was probably going through a chalk time because during the holidays I go through it. All right. Oh, man. My bad.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Okay, hold on. I'm fine. But if next year you want to do a Friendsgiving. Yeah, it was November 24th, 2023. Yes, easy. Because my cousin showed up after because nobody showed up. November? That's a Friendsgiving.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Yeah, that's what it showed up because he felt bad? Yeah, because nobody showed up. What's the day of the week there? What was the day? It was a Friday. It had to be a Friday. November 24, 2023. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:04:09 November 24. It was probably my children. Yeah, it was. It was a fever. They probably had a fever. Bloody nose your infection. Oh, you know what? You went to Universal.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Oh, yeah. Why don't go to Universal? For my kids? Yeah. Yes. For. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:25 His birthday. I'm sorry. Oh, because you took him to the Mario world. To the Mario for his birthday. I remember. See? I had told you ahead of time I wasn't going to go.
Starting point is 00:04:34 No, I didn't say that. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. I was there. All right. The tables have turned. Have a good morning. Merry.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Merry. Merry. Thank you. And what's funny is like. Yeah. He wanted an interview. But we're like, you know what? You got her in an interview.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Okay. Yeah. And he will only get an interview. if we like his freestyle. Oh. Okay. So this is Westmont scheme. That's right.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Hailing from South Central, the Westmont area. And he said, you know what, fine. If I can freestyle and it's okay and you guys like it, then I'm down to like earn it. I like that he's up for the channel. Yeah. So this type of earn your spot type of freestyle right here, okay? So let's hear it for ourselves and let's judge, judge, judge. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Are he harsh? No, because this guy, he comes in and he's wearing a suit, like a loki looks like a chambelan slash car salesman slash lawyer. Yeah, lawyer. All that. Yes, for sure, for sure. He's ready at any moment. I think he is a public defender. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Valet your car too. Yes. Valet your car. He will get back. I don't know. But he will take the keys. All right. His name is Westmont Scheme and we're going to check out his freestyle right here on Paroen O's.
Starting point is 00:05:59 and Brownback Mornings and then we're going to see if we like it enough to do the interview. All right. Let's get to it. Westmind. Double S.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Oh no. Westmine in the spot for show. Pull up on Brownback early in the mown. Jay Westmine, homie. Welcome to the show. Yeah. Now you're tuning in with your boy, man. Welcome to the Jay Westmont show.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Wake your ass up. Shake them cheese and brush your teeth. Look, holl at me, man. Man the label told me chill, cause I push up in the spot like a riot shield. Friot, I'll make them lose weight like issue diet pills. I knew some young thugs way before the wire cell, but if my gunners go down for it, we call him Brian Steele. Cause homies tell you see what happened to dirt old school wiretaps, so I'm gonna start tapping on shirts. Cause when I'm rapping the verses like traffic and work, so dope you think I wrote it in the trap on the first.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Like I was serving fiends in between these 16s, too many burn the scenes, too many trying to fix me too far gone. You other rappers can't keep up. This shone sound like a hustler who just reads. up and he a G up, huh. It's small profit, little homie, but it's all profit. Forget the lie, we hit your block when we was car shopping. West Coast like a million dollar car hopping. They sending shots, they must have thought that they was bar hopping. That's why the homies keep and we all pop it. All I heard was 30 shots, then the dog's barking. Caught that boy up at the
Starting point is 00:07:19 morning heat a hot topic, and I'm gonna start getting fresh in case the cops watching, jaw dropping, got them breaking their necks and got my haters upset because I ain't taking offense. I know exactly where I stand. I ain't playing the fence. I wasn't just from the hood. I was raised in the set, come on, yo, double less, just a South Central kid trying to get up in the mix like Power 106 came a long way from rapping, they was pounding on the desk. Now everybody thinks they king just
Starting point is 00:07:41 because they pounding on their chest. Not to sound sad, but we was damn bad. In the ghetto like 40 ounces in Brown Bag. K knew I would bounce back, now I'm on Brown Bag. And we gonna make it big boy like half an outcast, holl at me. And that's 3K for the verse. Broda, Andre, man. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Let's go. Double, uh. Double is. West, my guy. Westmont. It's him. All right. Westmont.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Westmont. I loved that. I did. I did. Extra points for putting in Brown bag all over that thing. Yeah. But I appreciate the flow.
Starting point is 00:08:18 I love any exhibit beat. Yes. Yeah. That was a deep cut too. Yeah, that was a deep cut. That's a deep cut. So we knew it. So our homie,
Starting point is 00:08:25 he did a little time. He did a vacation. Yeah. He's been sitting down, signing up, and sitting back down. Exactly. And we were like,
Starting point is 00:08:32 me and Lett they were talking like, man something about dudes that have been in prison just they just love like 2004 2004 music is just like everything we know you hear us right now by the way specifically west coast hip-hop it's west side connection it's exhibit it's that era and like the snoop and dray of like the crowding 2001 it's just it's in heavy rotation all the time yeah i know you say you were talking to your homie the other day and you're like hey we listen to the game yeah left the gunplay yeah but i love the game's music but it's like The affinity they have for those projects is forever.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Exactly. And so Westmont scheme, again, Kid out of South Central, like Vic said, he's kind of been in and out, setting straight for the past at least three years. Focusing on music. He comes in and he does a really good job. And he freestyles me. No, he got that. And overall, he has great energy. He's a funny dude too.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Yeah. Only thing that he would never win the quiet game. That's the only thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Shut up. I'm doing you a service. I don't think you can even play hide and seek because I'm right here.
Starting point is 00:09:40 You weren't going to fight me. I helped you. I'm doing you a service by keeping it at the freestyle. No, that's a good guy. His story should be told. He's a funny dude. Like, I appreciate him for coming through. And that being one of our first freestyles here on the show.
Starting point is 00:09:58 We don't really do freestyles here, but it's like, bro, show me what you got. Because we're going to talk to you. and I want people to actually know you for the music too. For sure. And then follow them. And your personality just fits the bill. So in the next couple days, we're going to be running our interview with them too. So shout out to our guy.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Westmont scheme. Representing South Central. Let's go. He's a good dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Funny guy.
Starting point is 00:10:21 His mom's ex-boyfriend won't think so. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. He has a skewed perception of him. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He cut that. Reportedly, allegedly.
Starting point is 00:10:34 No, he says for it. He said he did it. He said he did it. And then he's like, what? He's alive? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was only attempted murder. He said he got resuscitated.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah, he got resuscitated. I don't know how you get resuscitated from a stab wound, but you know what? It didn't hear no there. We're going to let. Well, if I know, we talked to our guy West Must. Yeah, that's right. And we're going to put the freestyle up on Brownback Morning's 101. Let us know in the chat what you think of the freestyle.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Hopefully we get more of this stuff coming because I want people to know that Brownbag. is a spot where you could come through and let your talents be shown today. With the barge, ready. Well, Dias, good morning to you. Good morning. And everyone that's taking their kids to work with them because all the U.S.Ds decided
Starting point is 00:11:16 to, like, give all the kids a week off. Yeah. Trip out. Kids, I just hope you know you have it so lucky. You do. And you know they have three weeks off for winter break. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yeah. I didn't have three weeks off. I always had two. I have two. No, I had three. The week before, like, Christmas and all of that and then the Christmas to Christmas to New Year's and then
Starting point is 00:11:37 you come back genuine. Do you remember that feeling? Me? Maybe you ditched. Okay, you know nice. Yeah, you should have been there. I'm sorry I was in Glendale. She should have stayed in Syllmore later then got team pregnant. You should have stayed in London. During winter break. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, during winter break is great. See what happens during winter break? I'm kidding. Honestly, a lot of things happen during winter break. I'm going to
Starting point is 00:12:01 lie. All right. Well, yeah, yeah. Shout out kids. Shout out kids. Love you. Trying to figure out what to do with these two toddlers. Literally yesterday we're juggling the heck out of the kids. Jore had Jorito. Jorito's chill. Jorito can be like at a conference and just be chill, right? Luisito is five. And so my dad tells my husband, just leave him here.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Because he's consent. Leave him here. I got him. But then my dad goes to make a key in the valley. We're in like San Gabriel Valley. And then he goes to the San Fernando Valley with him with myself. son in his in his work van and then he calls me and he's like hey miha like um like where are you right now i'm like i'm at work dad he's like okay i'm gonna take you louis and i was like hold on i'm not ready for him right now they're not prepared for this so then louis comes and then because i had planned already to
Starting point is 00:12:47 go with my oldest son to to buy a birthday outfit for him and loki i i can't be with like when the toddler and the and you try to do something it's like the toddler takes all priorities i'm like We won't be able to handle this if I'm doing this together. So I'm like, hey, Angie, do you mind watching my child? You watched him? Yeah, so literally Angie took Lucito from power to my house. You were just chilling at the house the whole time. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:14 That's a Nina right there. That's an inactivity. Nice. I know you're trying to figure it out, like, who from this time to this time can watch the kid and then who from here. It's a whole Tetris of figuring out childcare during these times. That is crazy. So you put him in sports camps
Starting point is 00:13:30 That'll take care of them That'll take care of them Three hours There you go They're confident They'll take care of him like that Yeah no he's so good He's good
Starting point is 00:13:38 I was really happy with Angie too Because it was my first time And I didn't want to tell you this Oh what But so she's taking him And then I'm putting the car seat in And I'm like oh my God What if she crashes
Starting point is 00:13:47 And my God I know My thoughts Yeah I get all crazy And then I'm like Dang I want to text her to be careful But if I text her she's gonna look at her
Starting point is 00:13:56 She's gonna look at her phone And then she has Louise, I've literally thought of all of this. Like, and I don't want to distract her. And I'm literally thinking of final destination moments. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad.
Starting point is 00:14:06 So then I'm like, all right, it's been around about 30 minutes. She should be to my house by now. So I text her like, hey. You have my location. Oh, I do. But I didn't stop the stress. And she's like, yeah, we were just seeing the Christmas music. And I'm like, oh, I was going through a whole, like, crisis in my brain.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Yeah, no, literally Louise loves Christmas music. So I'm like, oh, my God, you are my baby. Yeah. We were listening to Christmas music. music the whole time. Yeah. He took up to McDonald's. He loves McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:14:31 How did it feel I was a child for a little bit? Super easy. Yeah. I'm like, don't let it. Don't let it like twist you up. It's easier than that. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Shut up. Yeah. No. The whole time. If they get out of line, you could. No. No. The whole time.
Starting point is 00:14:43 When they're yours. He's a home party. So he didn't even want to go out. It's Luis specifically that is very easy child. Just chill. Just like, you're just like sit down. Louis. And he's like, okay, I'll sit down.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Yeah, that was him. , literally. the whole time he's like just playing on his Nintendo Switch he just wanted to cuddle I'm like oh my god if this is how easy parenting is don't do that don't do that no it's not that easy it's not that easy engine no and she's gonna have the kid that don't sit still when she's gonna have the kid that's throwing stuff yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:15:15 she's gonna have the kid is like look my job's broken watch this like you mommy Necessary Necessary My mom taught me New words Necessary
Starting point is 00:15:28 No but Do you know Is this a Shrek in Spanish Yeah Born speaking Spanish Yeah Born in Spanish
Starting point is 00:15:40 He said no Saba was a sap kid Is a slap kid Started a new trend My Univision My Telemundo Mommy All right, sorry, guys, sorry.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah, yeah, Greg. Crazy. So, just know, if you're in that struggle of trying to figure out what to do because you didn't prepare for this whole week being like a kid out of school week, just know we're right there. You're not alone. But we have shoutouts, right? Yeah, we do.
Starting point is 00:16:04 I'm just processing. You're tripping? Yeah, I don't know. Angie's did great. She did great. I did amazing. And it's still the first time that, and honestly, Angie's known Luicito since he was born. She literally was right there.
Starting point is 00:16:15 She was like my doula, loki. Really? She was right there when I gave birth. No way. No, I'm just kidding. Kind of. But she was right there. Like, this is.
Starting point is 00:16:22 That's my baby. Yeah, this is an attachment. Literally, I always carried him when he was a baby. That's my best friend vibes. Nice. I'm like, do I take him to like a bar or something? Yeah. Oh, go to the park or?
Starting point is 00:16:31 Yeah. You're like, use them to pick up chips. Just say, yeah. Well, you actually could. You actually could. You actually could. He actually could. He's a cute little one.
Starting point is 00:16:40 He runs up to people too and hugs him. I need to tell him about personal space. Oh, yeah. But you could stick him on a girl like, hey, go, go hook her. Tell him, I say, are you my mom. My mom is going to take him to the park and be like the mall and be like, hey, tell him, tell him, tell him, look at your Rolex. Tell him your dad bought it for you. And that's me.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Luis, what did you do today? I don't know, but we're at a table with a football in the middle. And then I thought it was apple juice. It's a soccer ball. I couldn't drink it. A soccer box. He loves apple juice. He would.
Starting point is 00:17:13 It's like crazy eyes. Everyone had going to sleep clothes, mommy. Yeah. Oh, that's, yeah, I don't know. Don't, you're not watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fun. You're fine. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Who is shouting out? Jose Martinez wants a birthday shout out. Let's go. Jose. Jose. That's my dad's name, too. Danny wants to shout out for his princess. Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:17:33 She's turning 13. Come on, Caitlin. Oh, 13 years old. She's officially a teenager. A teenager, yeah, yeah. And still gets embarrassed around her dad, but she'll always be my princess. That part. Aw, she's so embarrassed right now.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Yeah. But happy birthday too much. Momazita. Diego wants to shout out his Casio Algo for ditching him in his own city. Casio Algo? Almost something. Is that like a situation?
Starting point is 00:17:56 Yeah. It's a new thing. Casio Algo. Oh, that's fire. I never. I wish I knew that back when I was in that era. Can you see my shirt that I made? I said, Buscair Algo?
Starting point is 00:18:05 Never seen that. You have that? Yeah, have that. It's pretty cool. When do you speak Spanish? When do you speak Spanish? When do you have that shirt? I've had that shirt for a while.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I made it. So you created Casio Algo now? reportedly allegedly. Oh, God. I'm going to make it a big thing. Okay, so that was almost something. Yeah. Dang.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Wow. Almost something. Yeah. Yeah. For nada. That's a good one too. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Oh, okay. Jose wants to shout out Stephanie today. Here's her birthday. He says, love you so much. Keep it up. Good job. Come on. Stephanie.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Good birthday. Love you so much. Keep it up. Good job. Good job. That's very. Man, short words, but I know he means them. Keep it up and doing a good job, baby girl.
Starting point is 00:18:45 And then so hands. So Handsome on Instagram What'd you call him? Who's so handsome on Instagram? I'm not good. Should I spell it out? No, but we got to spell so handsome. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:56 What's his name? So handsome. S-O-H-N. What did you call him? That's what his Instagram name is. Okay, but what did you call him? So handsome. I can say so handsome.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Okay, what do you say? He wants to shout out his cat, Cheeto. That passed away. Oh. Presid piece Cheeto. 14 years? 14-year-old. Wow.
Starting point is 00:19:14 It's a long time, I've got it. It is. Sorry for your loss. So handsome. Yeah. That's a shoutout. Oh, okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:21 You guys have shoutouts? No. No. I missed one yesterday at 8. Go ahead. Say it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:28 But it's a guy from the car. Yeah, he told me to do it at 8. I want a specific shout out. I forgot your names too, and I normally never do this. I normally make you guys write it on my phone. Yeah. But it was the daughter and the dad, the really tall dad that came to the Tamalke. Remember he was super tall and he.
Starting point is 00:19:44 put his daughter on. I think his name was Alfred or Albert or something. You guys don't remember? He's a top. That was one of, probably like the last people that we said what's up to.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Oh, yes. I do remember. He was super tall. Yes, he was. And he put his daughter on and then she's like our age-ish. Yeah, yeah, but it was cool that they,
Starting point is 00:20:03 that they listened together. I was standing on the, on the curb, on the curb, and he was still taller to me. Yeah, he was really tall. Oh, yeah. So shout out to you,
Starting point is 00:20:11 Pups and daughter. Okay, so happy late birthday now. to Julian from David and Yvonne, your parents. Oh, every good movie. You know how we were like stopping traffic temporarily? Yeah. So one of the guys was driving by and then he like lowered the windows. He's like, hey, shout me out tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Or like, shout my kid out tomorrow. And then like the kid was in the back seat. And I was like, what's up, dude? Let's go. Oh, that was the traffic causing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Also, and I love all these sages.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I think there needs to be more sages in the world so we could just have a lot of brain power. We're the thinkers of the Zodiac. I hope you know. Oh, I didn't know that. It makes sense. What? What?
Starting point is 00:20:47 What? I love Sages. They're the greatest. Yeah, they are. They're great. For sure. Why do you say it like that? Yeah, why do you say it like that?
Starting point is 00:20:56 Like what? I love Sages. I love Savage. Sages. Why did you say I love sausage? Yeah. Greg did. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:06 That's crazy. I'm first so handsome and all this. If you guys do, it's a same space. All right, let me say happy birthday to my child. It's my son David's birthday. He turns 19. That's my dad. That kid made me a mom, and a lot of who I am is because of what we've been through.
Starting point is 00:21:22 So I love you. You're not probably listening to this. He's probably asleep in his dorm. But he makes me so proud. And I hope you have the best day ever because you make everything great in my life. Boom. Nice. What are you buying up for his birthday?
Starting point is 00:21:38 Well, yesterday we ran it up. We had a shopping spree. Because he's going to dinner tonight. That's cool. Like the vibe restaurants. So I'm like, bro, don't worry about it. Go with your nine friends. It's going to hurt my pocket.
Starting point is 00:21:50 But you're going to have a great time. He's nine friends? Oh, that's so sweet. He has nine friends. What's that supposed to mean? He had no friends. Yeah. All that's a lot.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Nine friends? It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:05 You got to keep it under a limit. Okay. Smart. Tening up, you got to pay like, like, the restaurants make you pay like the full shebang at these places. Did he choose a restaurant? Like he chose what restaurant to go celebrate? No, this food eats hot chitos and freaking chicken cheese.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Oh, you're good! She's showing them good food. Yeah, God, I got it. He's probably only going for the photo op, but maybe. But he's going to have a great time. Happy birthday, David. Okay, let's get into Word on Rosecrans. What's the word?
Starting point is 00:22:35 Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence, Good thing. What's the word? Word on Rosecrans. Connecting like I'm Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Let's go. The word is, Drake is getting ready to sue his record label for allegedly playing favorites with Kendrick Lamar. Oh, my God. His own record label. His own record label,
Starting point is 00:23:01 UMG. All right. So Drake, aka Dr Karen, continues to take L. Wow. I heard someone call him Complaint Boppy.
Starting point is 00:23:10 And I was like, oh, my God. Keep that way. I'm filing a complaint. Okay, so on November 25th, he and his lawyers decided to file a petition, which is not a lawsuit yet technically, but it is legal paperwork filed so that he can gather documents and information to file a lawsuit soon. So, you know, this will allege, the lawsuit essentially would allege that on May 6th, an individual affiliated with Interscope sent him a payment of $2,500 through Zell and was promised another $2,500. And a percentage of the song's total sales for a push. Sent him a payment?
Starting point is 00:23:47 Sent, well, that somebody affiliated with Interscope. Yeah. So like a third party, they sent him money. The Interscope sent a third party money. Got it. In order to boost the sales. Of what? Of not like us?
Starting point is 00:24:02 Not like us. Yes, exactly. And then it also is saying that UMG hired other third parties to use bots to promote Not Like Us. Drake is accusing UMG and Spotify of violating the RICO act. Like these are like serious allegations. Yeah, for sure. Against his own like label.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Against his own label. Essentially just playing favorites, trying to boost the Not Like Us song. Right. And make it more popular so that more people will, you know, it'll be in more people's faces. And all of a sudden say like, oh, this is the biggest streaming song. Yeah. So he's kind of alleging that Not Like Us is not popular because it's good or because. It's good.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Exactly. Or because it's good. Yeah. Or because it's good. Yeah. But that it's popular because someone else made it popular. All I know is that as soon as I heard the song, I was like, this is good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah. He's alleging that a label that's job is to push people's music. Pushed Kendrick's. He's using their business and their assets to push a song. Listen, all labels use. It is illegal. You're right. All labels use bots for everybody.
Starting point is 00:25:11 And that's just a reality. Again, this is not, I guess, how do I say this? This doesn't confirm that it happened. Because UMG did say we didn't do that. Alleging it. Yeah. Reportedly alleged. So it's like anyone can, can, what I've learned is anyone can file a lawsuit and you have
Starting point is 00:25:28 claims that you're alleging, but that has to be proven or disproven. It has not been proven that that happened. That's something that he feels because how could a song blow up without it being pushed? And I think what the backlash everyone's giving him online is like, okay, number one, that within the beef, you've even been said, like, I'm not going to sue anyone. Lawsuits is for. And then you do that. You sue because you lost. If you had one, you wouldn't have sued, right? Also, we can say that Drake has been one of the, if not the most pushed artists in recent history.
Starting point is 00:26:06 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. You don't have to be his defense attorney, bro. I promise you I'm not being, I'm being objective with this. That you can say things like that.
Starting point is 00:26:17 So it's kind of like, if you're aware of these practices, did you turn the other way when they were in your favor? And now you're putting the scope in it when it's not in your favor. And also it's like it's a beef. So he has to realize, not only is he pulling Kendrick's fan base, his own fan base is tuning in. People that just want to listen to rap beef are tuning in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:38 That all pushes the song. Both of them. Bigger. And then it gets picked up by other people who might not even, like, be interested in this type of music. It's just the water cooler talk. Everybody wants to, like, see what's going on. So everybody's going to have that curiosity to listen. Aside from it, great song.
Starting point is 00:26:53 And it's a beef. Like, that's what we did. Yeah. We discussed it. You see someone fighting, you go to look at the fight. Yeah. How many views do fight videos have? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:04 They have so many views. Like, I'm sorry. That's just we just tune in. We watch it. We're like, okay, look, let me see that. Okay, that happened. All right. And the only is it good.
Starting point is 00:27:12 So it just, it just elevates the song more. And you know what he could do. He wants. He could, he could allege all of the things that he wants. That is his prerogative. But I do think that you doing that, but also going on a stream saying, I'm fine. Everything's great. I don't care about nothing.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Like, you guys are fragile ops, all of that. It goes against what you're portraying. Yeah. So it's like if you're doing that behind the scenes, be like that. even like when you're when you're talking how you're talking you're not being like ah keep a G and then you're like please I'll see some deceased over there yeah no this is this is just honestly it's so embarrassing it is so embarrassing I I do like Drake's music but as a person this is embarrassing and lame on so many levels I have to say that and also it's like essentially he picked
Starting point is 00:28:00 a fight lost the fight and now he wants to sue for assault yeah yeah you know who you should You know who you should sue? Because if I'm going according to his fan base, Drake is why Kendrick whole thing was popping. And even this beef, you wouldn't have gotten it. You hadn't had to mention, right? Drake, you were the main, like, I guess, you wanted this to happen.
Starting point is 00:28:23 You're the instigator to this. You were saying drop, drop, drop, hey, like this. You were putting marketing and eyes in this. You didn't ignore it. For example, Cardi B beefing with Bia, right? Yeah. Bia drops a disc track. Cardi B doesn't even mention it.
Starting point is 00:28:37 She's just living her life, right? So then it doesn't even get any looks, right? And so it was a cool diss song. But like with Drake, you're egging it on. Like you are adding to the marketing because you thought you were going to win. Yeah, exactly. Like you brought people to the show, but then you lost. So now you're like, hey, those people that were brought into the show, who did that?
Starting point is 00:28:57 Yeah. And he can't honestly believe that he lost fair and square. Yeah. Like he can't fathom that. And that's just like, his ego is out of control because it's like, bro, how can you just not believe that somebody else made a really good song
Starting point is 00:29:11 and people enjoyed listening to it? He was even the first one that invested in the music video for one of the this is. Yeah, exactly. He spent so much money on it. His family business or family matters. But you know what? I get this to whenever my mom or dad
Starting point is 00:29:27 picks my sister's side versus me, I say something, there has to be a conspiracy. Yeah, there is. It's not because I was wrong. wrong. It's literally because you're playing favorites. You gave her more love when we're growing up. You
Starting point is 00:29:42 set her up for success and you just kept me in a dark room and you expected the least of me. No. But you're talking about but you're getting. It's like this is a caring company. They love you
Starting point is 00:29:56 both. This is a case of it's cool when I do it. I have a problem when you do it. Because in 2018, I have to pull up this this graphic, Drake was literally the cover of every Spotify playlist. He was on, this is Drake, summer party, hot hits UK, the pop list. Was that for that one album? Was that for Scorpion?
Starting point is 00:30:16 Yes. He was on a gospel playlist. He was on the cover of the fresh gospel playlist. Is he a gospel artist? No, look it right here. Fresh gospel. He was on the cover of Teardrop, Soul Coffee. That's legendary.
Starting point is 00:30:28 I think when you don't understand it and clearly there's still stuff that we even have to learn and believe me, don't think that just because we work at the radio station where the experts were not. We're right there with you. We're all speculating. So I understand where he's trying to say that, remember, there was a point in time when you asked your phone to play certified lover boy and it would play not like us, right? So he's saying like they were gaming the system in order to get a stream for Kendrick that wasn't real, right?
Starting point is 00:31:00 This is low-key, like the ballot stuff. Like, hey, the election is written. However, when they said, not your phone or Spotify or the algorithm or the AI put into that, is thinking, you know when people don't know words of the songs and they're saying just lyrics of the songs? Certified lover boy is in Not Like Us. So that's why it would pull up the most recent, according to the algorithm, it would put up the most recent song that has that lyric in it. Exactly. And so people that were finding that also said, hey, Siri or hey, sorry if I.
Starting point is 00:31:32 I'm trying my best to not. I'm trying my best to say, hey, phone, play, drop, drop, drop. It would start playing the Drake song where he was telling Kendrick to drop. If you say, hey, phone, play a wop, wop, wop, wop, wap, wap, it'll start playing not like us again. So it's going based off of, like, recent activity of most users and the lyric that you're telling it, because it's assuming you don't know the song name. That's just good programming. Like, if more than like that, you know, like that.
Starting point is 00:32:02 somebody searching for a song that just came out than an album that came out in 2021. But that's the lawsuit. That's part of the lawsuit. But it's also going to be proven or disproven. You're going to allege and then they have to disproven or disproven. He has the whole album certified lover boy. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I could see where that's where he would expect that to go. But it's also like one on the most, just the way of the algorithm. Yeah. Like, what other people searching? You're probably mean this song. You know what I'm saying? It's trying to get the most accurate thing for you. Like the most recent and accurate things.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Most popular. However. I do agree with you, Vic, that if these things are in motion, which I do believe they are. I do believe that distribution is, hey, where can I get you on the most, right? And Spotify is a tool for a lot of labels, right? So if, in fact, you're saying, how dare you guys put Kendrick's song on Spotify to be streamed more? Like Vic's point, yeah, like we did for you. Like, you had no problem.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Trying to allege is that they're. They're somehow doing some tactics that they did for Kendrick more than they did for him. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like they're saying, yeah, I get, I don't know how to sit. And also in any business, like if you have two products, right? And one product is doing better than the other one. Your job is to invest in that side because you know that's what's going to bring it in.
Starting point is 00:33:22 It's just business. It's just business. You know the people that own Pepsi and Coke are the same company, right? Yeah. We're thinking they're getting the same distribution. they're probably getting the same commercials. It'd be like Pepsi mad that Coke's getting a commercial at the Super Bowl. You know?
Starting point is 00:33:37 Or Pepsi's something like that. But it's like that's like even though you're all our products, like you said, like we're seeing this kind of get engagement. Yes, we're going to amp it up. Like we did with your songs in this. No, literally. For a decade. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:51 So they're saying that UMG charged Spotify licensing rates 30% lower than its usual licensing rates. So essentially it's saying that. that when it's getting paid back, it's getting paid. It's, UMG's okay with being paid less so that Spotify can stream it more. Stream it more. That's one of the alleges, right? Oh.
Starting point is 00:34:09 And then also it's saying that Drake suffered economic harm as a result of UMG's scheme. So essentially saying that like his, his image and his, his catalog, everything took a hit. He doesn't matter because of that. But it's also like, he took a big advantage of all these years with them having, you know, his back. Yeah, and now you have a problem with it when you lost the whole rap battle. He should sue himself. Sue himself. You should sue yourself for all the times you diss Kendrick on all the other,
Starting point is 00:34:39 all the subs that you sent to Kendrick. You should sue yourself for first person shooter. You should suit yourself for all those moments you thought you could play with him and nothing was going to happen to you because then something happened to you and now you're facing economic harm. Oh my God. Could I sue a bear if I poked it and poked it and then it slashed me? Could I sue a bear for that?
Starting point is 00:34:59 And then you know it's weird. Could I sue the forest for the bear slashing me? Yes. Why was that force there? After me poking and poking it? Like that's what you did, brother. And you know what's crazy is that there's a couple things where Drake's trying to save face. Drake's trying to save face in the hip-hop space of like, I didn't get hurt.
Starting point is 00:35:16 None of this is phasing me. But then you're in a lawsuit saying that you face economic harm, right? Yeah. You can't bury me with fairy tales. With fairy tales. You can only do it with facts. None of this. He's intentionally not suing Kendrick.
Starting point is 00:35:29 because he knows, dang, I can't sue him? Like, but he's like, what, how can I sue him without suing him? Yeah. Let's sue him. Let me sue around him. Because he's so mad that he lost that he feels someone has to pay for him losing. Yeah. Instead of looking inward, like dogs.
Starting point is 00:35:42 This is rabbi. What did I do to get myself here? I'm going to call my lord. Because you did a lot, bro. You did a lot to get yourself in this position. And he's, I don't think he's real. I don't think he wants to accept that. That, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:35:53 He's, he's, he's, uh, and I had to scroll all the way down to, like, really see this, like, no, this is literally signed by Aubrey Drake Graham and that just like you maybe it's his company no it's literally like he had to sign this his signature you know what I'm saying like and it's it's just crazy to see um you know this kind of reminds me of like boxing you know when like recently Ryan Garcia at Devon Haney where it's like this is that this is like this is like the same exact scenario right Garcia well kind of because it's a little different right was supposedly up a little something but that was disproven to be however I don't know
Starting point is 00:36:28 Yeah, that's different. But Ryan beats, like, I beat you in a boxing match because we're boxing because we're fighters. Then you, like, sue me for assault, basically. Yeah. Yeah, that was wild. That's exactly what this is. Yeah. And he's trying to, like, trying to erase the image of him getting knocked out and saying it was illegitimate.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Me being knocked out. You guys didn't see that because it wasn't, it was under false pretenses because he did this and he did that. It's like, bro, we saw you get knocked out. We saw you have no punching power. Yeah. But also, like, I do get a little bit of that one because, like, I don't know what was in. Ryan system like that, you know, all those at the time. But also that's...
Starting point is 00:37:02 Power is a small part of boxing. I know some boxers that were right before and then knock people out and we know them as the greatest of all time. But also boxing is a lot of technique, you know what I'm saying? So it's like you're going to just try to say that all of that was because of this. It's like, no, Ryan's really fast.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Yeah. And stuff like that. And I get it. There's part of it that's like that's like I wouldn't even say man moral code but maybe like culture moral code that you don't like you don't do stuff like this It's an unwritten rule
Starting point is 00:37:33 If Greg and Maximo fight Imagine Greg then filing an assault charge on Maximo But like you were saying like Hey bro come at me bro I bet you can't hit me in the face And then Maximo hits you in the face Yeah you're to talk to my lawyer Maximo Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:46 And Granny you can do that You can do that it's in the law that you can do that But also it's like We don't want to get around That's weird. Did you see how he was the one doing it to Mom? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Mom, call the lawyer now. See? No. So I had to think of like, you know, past beefs, like when people lost and stuff like that. And I remember when Meek Mill lost the battle to Drake. Yeah. He went away for a little bit. He dropped. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Meek Mill went away for a little bit. He dropped an EP, a couple songs. It's like, okay, this is like some cool music. Then he dropped championships, one of the best albums of his career to me. Yeah. And it's like, there's a bounce back. There's glory in a lot. Some times of like wow you got knocked down but you got back up
Starting point is 00:38:29 Robert down here bro. Drake doesn't go away for a little bit is that he doesn't want to accept that he even lost that he did this is is an L isn't real and it's like bro take the L so you can move on and start working on a W like yo remember how Drake bounced back it's like this is not the way you do it bro is the yeah he's just in a look corny especially with all the people that were already kind of against Drake it just makes him look so bad in the culture yeah I have I have like some best friends that this whole time have been on Drake side. And I'm like, bro, there's no way you could defend this one. Yeah, no, you can. And he's like,
Starting point is 00:39:00 all right, yeah, bro, I know it looks corny, but like he's just trying to get out of his contract with Universal. It's really genius. But he will still admit, this looks bad. I agree. He, like, nobody can deny that. Not even the biggest Drake stands. Yeah. You know, I, I, I, Kanye had mentioned something, I don't know this, man. I'm not, like, we're very, very low in the music totem pole, my bad. One day we'll get there. But Kanye was talking about. But Kanye was talking about, this guy Lucien so I guess this fool is like the master of all the labels right yeah and CEO of universal and so so Kanye was like Lucien and drake are like besties like that's why we love Drake because of Lucian because of how he's distributed him and granted like you can't be mad at it
Starting point is 00:39:43 if it's a good if it's a good product and I put it in all the stores yeah you can't be like like be mad be not if you want it's a good product and it's in all the stores so yeah yeah and we up the price yeah okay no sale on black friday for this product. Okay? So he's mad about that. And this is also the guy that supposedly Drake is now arguing with. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Yeah. So it's kind of like, it could seem as you liked it for when it worked for you. And now it's not working for you. And now you're upset. But I also think that comes with the aging of an artist that you never thought you were going to fall. And then now you're like, wait, what? Hey, hey, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Where? Wait. Yeah. Yeah. There's that vibe to it as well. He was the favor for 15 years. He got all the reasons. resources, everything for 15 years.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Like, you think that's never going to end, bro? Like, come on, be realistic. But like you were saying, like, this new Kendrick album, you can't be mad at it. No. Like, you can't. Like, it's so good. Like, I don't blame them. It's good sonically.
Starting point is 00:40:38 And I think even for our ear, it's for us. Yeah. Like, he mentioned early in the beef, like, I think y'all don't like the West Coast. It's fine. I'm going to stand 10 toes down on here and I'm just going to make music for us. Yeah. So we're enjoying it. We are.
Starting point is 00:40:49 And guess what? We're also tastemakers. The West Coast also has influence. So if we like something, yes, everyone. else is going to have to listen to it. Even in other parts of the world is going to have to listen to it. Oh, yeah. But it's like, imagine he sued us for the West Coast liking it.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Yeah. Oh, my God. Don't give up ideas because that sounds like something he'll do. No, he mentioned in the lawsuit, there's like a copied, like a pasted, I'm sorry, screenshot of a tweet of this thing called the NFR podcast, which is like a Canadian outlet. And he's saying like, oh, they were influenced and they're to go against me and they were paid and all the stuff. It's like, bro, no, people just were doing what was getting clicks.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Yeah. Reporting. And reporting. And it doesn't mean that everybody was being paid off. I have a media company. Nobody paid me a dollar. How much you love Drake? No one's paying you.
Starting point is 00:41:36 You're not on an ovial payroll. Are you just like Drake? No, I wish I would be rich if I was. But you know what I'm saying? We like what we like. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. I like Drake a lot.
Starting point is 00:41:46 I'm a big Drake's time. But I listened to this album and I wasn't mad. I was like, man, like Kendrick. Yeah. It killed. You're objective. You can be objective. And like hearing Vic say that like,
Starting point is 00:41:54 Drake, he's like saying Drake stands are even like, this is embarrassing. It is. It is. It is. It is like, come on, bro. Yeah. To me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Everyone was judging Jake Cole for apologizing, but this. He wins. You know, and I think just stand on whatever you're feeling. If you are literally having a breakdown, say, bro, I need space. I'm having a breakdown. Mariah Carey did it. And she came back with, and we love her every Christmas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Okay. If you're having a breakdown, say that you're having a breakdown. But don't be like, I imagine. I'm me. I ain't going to do it. My body spirit. Intag right here. Like, I guess it's just different. Like, because then it's not,
Starting point is 00:42:32 which one is it? Yeah. You know, which one are you being... Do you not care or are you super bothered? Yeah, because you're acting like you care crazy. And with the lyrics, man, acting like a tough guy? No.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yeah. It's weird. It's so weird. So... Yeah. And then throughout all of that, everyone's like, well, he didn't... Because you know where the lawsuit is.
Starting point is 00:42:50 I feel like I'm sweet James. The lawsuit is, like... Like, if you, if, because even they're like, don't sue us. Go to Kendrick. Like, what are you doing, right? There's, like, slander in there. There is, what is? Defamation.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Defamation, right? You would have to prove that what Kendrick said is not true about you because you're saying, hey, you have to, this is all fairy tales, is not true. That is the actual lawsuit, that one. But you're not going to do it. Yeah. Like, ooh, you're right. Because then you would have to prove or disprove all of it.
Starting point is 00:43:24 of that. Yeah. So it's just, it's just an odd way to go about it. And I think it's like, the elephant in the room is still Kendrick beat you and Kendrick said this stuff about you. And you're not suing him for what he said.
Starting point is 00:43:34 You're suing them suggesting that they had bots. Yeah. And he's trying to like subpoena all the records from like Universal, Spotify. It's like, you're trying to like burn down the house essentially. You're trying to like prove. I lost. I'm taking everyone with me.
Starting point is 00:43:48 You're trying to prove that everybody has bots. Everybody has this like, yeah, it's probably the truth. But also you, you benefited from that and now so many other like you're going to change the music industry as we know it to be petty not not for any other reason besides like you're not like advocating for the artist and all this stuff it's like it's literally just because you lost because if you won this wouldn't be a thing yeah i don't know if these tactics exist or don't exist but let's say that they did for the past few let's say they existed for the last three years right yeah if not more he didn't say anything
Starting point is 00:44:23 or didn't sue when he was benefiting from it. He sued when he wasn't benefiting from it. So there kind of loses your cause because you could be like on some martyr stuff. Hey, I'm changing the game. This is for the artist. Say it for that. Like stick it to the man.
Starting point is 00:44:37 But it's like when the man was sticking it for you, you didn't say anything. There's just weird, I guess, integrity. And a lot of, yeah, but like principles are being used that you don't really stand behind. Being hypocritical. Yeah, it's like there's this authenticness we're searching for and it's not there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:57 And me personally, I have never gravitated towards Drake because of that because what's being presented is like there's something not there about it. Yeah, it's more of like because the West Coast over here, we deal with stuff personally like not on the streets. There's parts of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we're not saying like, go get in a fight, but it's like more of like, hey, like just go talk to Kendrick straight up.
Starting point is 00:45:17 But besides the LA. Yeah. But besides on an LA standpoint, on a hip-hop standpoint, which. He has been in for a long time. There's the beef aspect of it. And that's not L.A. Because the first beefs happen in New York. Yeah, yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Yeah. Like, that goes back that way. Yeah. It's just the culture of hip hop to like, hey, if you guys are going to beef on wax, like, let's do it here. And then like someone wins, someone loses. You'll never see the L. You walk away. You get better.
Starting point is 00:45:42 You come back. Yeah, that's what hip hop is. Like, yeah. Yeah. And even just one last thing. Just the fact that he's like alleging like all these things. It's like last week, I remember seeing. a headline, there's a Canadian blog called like Six Buzz,
Starting point is 00:45:56 which is like super Drake leaning because obviously it's like Toronto, the six, right? And it was claiming something about somebody close to Kendrick Lamar was doing terrible things. Oh, I saw that, yeah. You think somebody from the OVO side didn't pay for all those headlines to be blasted everywhere? Or like, send it out or push it out.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Because what does Kendrick's name have to do with anything in that? If anyone was trying to manipulate media, loki, it's how Drake was tapped into all the streamers at the time. Yeah. Like checking in, hey, say this, A, run this. Like, I think the, like, we could see that you were part of that. I could see Kendrick just like, now I'm just drop. Boom.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Here you go. We had to speculate about when this who was going to drop. And then he would just drop in the morning, you know what I'm saying? There's no cahoots. And I at least can tell you on our standpoint. I wish we had a heads up. I wish we had a heads up so that we could be here earlier and then edit and all and prepare. But these things drop.
Starting point is 00:46:49 We get them when y'all get them. You know what I'm saying? So it's just a weird way that. Now you're trying to go about things. But Drake's, I guess, legally, he has every right to seek these things. Yeah. I think it just looks a little lame. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:04 And then we'll see how it pans out. We'll see if it gets thrown. We'll see if, like, UMG doesn't bring in their own stuff. What I hope, what I don't hope for him is that you're throwing this, and when it ricochets back at you, it's bad for you. Yeah. That things start getting revealed about you. you and your practices and maybe your books and maybe your emails and maybe your DMs and maybe your Venmo and your cash and all of that and it just it doesn't go in your favorite.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Like karma? Yeah, because there are many points of return. You're almost, you're hitting that point of no return, bro. Yeah. Might call the cops and forget what's in your closet. You know what I'm saying? All right. Well, that was your word on Rosecrans.
Starting point is 00:47:48 That was a long conversation. We're stupid, by the way. If we didn't get any of this right, don't be mad at it. us. We like to talk. This is what we do at the kickbacks, right? We're just playing one mic next. That was your word on Rose Cranes. Bratty, Southern California, Sierra Dealer's. I'm Rose Cranz. Vic for Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. Shout to my guy, Charlemaine. He said, uh, Kendrick told you squabble up, not lawyer up, bro. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.
Starting point is 00:48:12 We need your help. We need a line. I mean, online. We got you for. The homie help line. Raul needs our help. All right, Raoul sent us a DM and said, Brown Bag, what up? My name is Raul and I need y'all help. So Thanksgiving is a couple days away and this is going to be my first year hosting it in my pad and I'm super stoked to have all the homies over just to munch out and drink. Most of my homies are coming through and we are all single. So we decided to leave our situations alone for the night and just have a homies Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:48:48 But one of the homies is being Mandy and wants to bring his gruel. girl, but none of us like her because she judges us all hella for no reason. He said, we all try to be cool with her and don't even start things with her, but she's always tripping and wants to argue with us for no reason. He said, the homie hasn't cheated on her and he isn't a bad guy, but when he said he was going to bring her, all the homies started another group chat without him trying to find out how to tell him to have her stay home or go with their family. He said, we all got mad love for the homie.
Starting point is 00:49:24 We all been friends since high school. And this who's been Amandhi ever since we met him. So he's all sensitive. But how should we tell him? Help me out, Brownback. Tell him is canceled. But then he's going to see. No, and then just block him on all of your stories.
Starting point is 00:49:40 And then don't make a post on any of your Instagram. No, I think you're going to be straight up. Honestly, man. If you're going to bring your girl, just don't come. Oh, I got a great idea. I got to get a ready. Tell him that dancers are coming over. so if his girl is going to get mad.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Hear me out, just hear me out, just hear me out. They're not actually going to come over. But just so, like, she's probably toxic, right? So just be like, hey, since it's all homies, I don't know you're going to bring your girl die, but we got dancer. So if that's cool with you and your girl, then just come through.
Starting point is 00:50:08 And of course he's not going to want to show up. He's going to be like, hell know, we get in trouble, like da-da-da. Yeah, something like that. That's what I would do, fake out. It's a fake out. And then if you have to call him, just to make it real, then you call them.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Then one of you pretends you're the dancers? No, no, no. Shows the lake. No, no, they have a place. They have a place downtown. You could go there all there. They hang out all the time. What?
Starting point is 00:50:31 I heard. Wait, what were you saying? I think they should probably try to FaceTime him. And then just be like, bro, it's going to be so cool, just us. That way she can hear. Just like making like super, like aggressive. Like, oh, just us, bro. The boys, man.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Yeah, my girls stay home. Boom, boom. None of them have girls. We can have a fight. tournament. None of them? All them are single? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah. We decided to leave our situations alone for the night. Yeah. Oh, situation. Yeah. This is the only guy with a girlfriend. Yeah. Seems like they're all hurt.
Starting point is 00:51:03 They're all hurt. Yeah. Why aren't they with their family on Thanksgiving? That's what I was wondering, too. All of them? They're all the black sheeps? Also, all of them? Also, what are they going to cook?
Starting point is 00:51:16 They need a cook. It's Thanksgiving. It's nice. Raoul. I'll probably make some mean... What? I don't know. Turchas.
Starting point is 00:51:27 What are they going to eat? Some mean hot dogs. I don't know. They're going to be mad feeling going on. They're going to do that video where they dunk the turkey in the oil or everything. Everything catches up. No, just a bunch of de journo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:43 They would order pizzas. For sure. Pizza and video games. And drinks? Sounds fun. How do you tell your homie you hate his girl? Basically. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:51:55 That's tough. He's the only one in a relationship. Yeah. You already know she's talking smack already. I don't even like those dudes. Not even your real friends. Yeah, because all they have situations. All of them?
Starting point is 00:52:08 What's wrong with that? I mean, we don't know their situation. Why they're in situations? It's all the girls' fault. Yeah. Oh, my God. All of them? Her.
Starting point is 00:52:20 It's all the girl? They're all single. That's crazy. They just all got to move cities together. Yeah. Wait, you have a friend group, right? Was there ever a time, Greg,
Starting point is 00:52:29 where you were all single? Like, all of you were single? 90% of us, yes. And then the one person that were the two people, no, the one person that wasn't single, we didn't like his girl. Yeah. Well, she was bad.
Starting point is 00:52:40 She was a bad person. That's like, oh. Well, meet her a bad person? Are they still together? She did bad things. No, no, no, no, no. She did. She hurt the homeless.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Yeah, she did. Really bad. What was her name? I don't know. And while you guys were all single. Yeah, we would go out and he would like bring her too. Yeah. And we were just like, bro.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Like, we don't mind. So how would you guys get rid of her when she wanted to attack a lot? No, she wouldn't. He wouldn't get rid of her. Oh, he would just bring her. Yeah. He would just bring her all the time. And this is like, you got to deal with it.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Yeah, it's one of those relationships. Vick, have you ever had like a friend group where you were all single? Oh, wait. You were all single? Yeah. Yeah, at times. Yeah. Did one of you ever have a girlfriend in that time?
Starting point is 00:53:20 How would you treat that? I think Vic is the dude that brings his girl. Yeah. Well, now, yeah. But I was the single for a long time. So I would be the one that was like, come on, fool. Like, bro, you're going to let her run you like that, fool? Like, you know, that would be me.
Starting point is 00:53:35 I would be like, really, bro? Come on, bro. This is for your career, dog. Like, come on. What? Career, bro. It's a strip club, Vic. This is, bro.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Trust me, you got sometimes. We're networking. We need to know all the dancers, bro. We need to know. They're the ones that are going to play your music. They stream the most. Yes. That is actually true.
Starting point is 00:53:52 But yeah. So, I mean, like in that situation. Has your guys friend group ever been wrong? About a girl? No. No. The guys are always right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Boys know. It's crazy. It's like the government. It's just guys run it. Yeah. The boys know. But like the guys always know. Like, oh, that girl.
Starting point is 00:54:13 No, I mean, it's not just because we're guys. I think it's all friends know. Like, once you, get a gist of like a person? The person. You just like, ah, you know what? I don't think they're for you, bro. I mean, and not to say that we haven't been wrong in the other way of like, how could they tell you that?
Starting point is 00:54:27 How could we tell you that we don't like your girl? Because also, I think as a homie is like, you know your homie, right? You know like the good and the bad. And sometimes you see when there were like certain people where you're like, I don't know, like, this doesn't make sense. Like, I get it. I get it you're maybe together because she looked good or, or because. Because you see that, you know, maybe she's on the right path of a career, but you just know.
Starting point is 00:54:52 It's not working. Like, there's something there. So how do you tell him? That's what they're asking. You don't. You watch them suffer. You watch them suffer. You just observe.
Starting point is 00:55:01 The guys are going to talk a big game, but they just watch. Yeah. They watch till it's over and they have a bottle for you when it's done. No, you try by like, so as far as like. You try by trying to get him to cheat. You try. You throw like little jabs. No, but also this is trying by like.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Fine. Guys only, that's trying to get rid of her already. It's also because their situation ships won't show it. It's like trying to show the homie like a good time without her. Show him the light. I never seen guys request a sausage fest, which is crazy. So, you're right. What do you mean? I told you, this is a big old.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Dudes can't hang out with each other? It's the boy. Wow, it's called a sausage fest. That's crazy. What I know from my homies is like when there's too many dudes and there's not girls, like, oh, bro, let's leave it's a sausage fest. Well, when you walk into a plate, like, okay, so it'll be like four homies. But you guys are requesting it.
Starting point is 00:55:49 I love it. I love it. You get your chon-chon. You can hang out. How do you want the chorizo? You want it on web? How you want it? See, this is a flip for you not wanting boys' nights to happen.
Starting point is 00:56:02 What's Argentina? What's Argentino? The blood sausage? The satchipan. Choripan? Choripan. You want that choripan? No pun's allowed.
Starting point is 00:56:12 It's a choripan party. It's a choripan party. It's a chori pan party. See, men can't even have parties together. I don't mind the guy's party, by the way. But usually also what ends up happening is like, a boy's night turns into, yes, the fellas start somewhere, hang out, video games, boom,
Starting point is 00:56:27 and then you end up at a bar, you know? Yeah, Sam's. And then you wonder why the girls would not want that. Wow. You don't go to the bar to like, while loud like that. It's just like the ambiance, the energy. Yeah, the energy is energy.
Starting point is 00:56:42 It's all about energies and frequencies. When you have a pocketful of words, There's a lot of energy. And then if we have our stones in our pockets, all of us. Our energies just combine. You guys are not watching anything. Which one you have in your pocket? I have the one from Castig Lake.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Yeah. What is it, though? What is it? It's just a regular rock I found in the sand. And then if you stop at a gas station, there's this little, like, little thing you could buy and gives you more energy. Okay, that's weird. What? Like an answer. You don't want to take that when you're with the boys.
Starting point is 00:57:09 I know. Yeah, he does. He's the one. Chori, but. All right. Greg's Greg's Chottiebom parties are different Sausage party
Starting point is 00:57:19 Greg will walk into the party Oh it's a sausage fast Save less You know Often does this happen A lot A lot A lot
Starting point is 00:57:30 Every friend group I want you know Girls hate Hey you guys too Oh I was public enemy number one In one of my girls friends And weren't they right
Starting point is 00:57:37 And weren't they right? They were so right They were so right They were so right But I was cool though They couldn't deny that. Yeah, you're cool, but... Way cooler than all those are dudes.
Starting point is 00:57:48 But anyway, so, yeah, Raul hates his homies girl. They're having Thanksgiving on Thursday. They were very excited. This is the first time that Roel's going to do it at his crib. But she's going to come over. It's just an all-boys night. It's supposed to be, but he wants to... Raoul's homie wants to bring his girl.
Starting point is 00:58:06 So now he's trying to figure out how do we tell them to not bring their girl and make sure that she doesn't come. Yep. It's a chri-pan only. party. Yeah, choripanes. Shout out to, what's the place in Venice that I like going to? Argentinean spot.
Starting point is 00:58:19 Buenos Aires. Buenos Aires. Yeah. Mercado Buenos Aires. Yeah. Shout to the Argentinians in L.A. that make that place pop. They even have, like, murals of, like.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Maradona. Huh? Nikki Nicole? No, bro. Soccer, soccer, soccer. It's like, when, during the World Cup and, like, all the games. You guys lit. Because Argentina's always up.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But they wanted to just be all the chori bannis. As a matter of fact, leave the bun at home.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Just give me chorties so straight. I saw the homie. It's a homie party. Ain't nothing like a chori party. That's crazy. I get it. I get it for Thanksgiving. You want to gobble up with your chorty party.
Starting point is 00:59:01 No. The chorties for the shodys. They just want to chill with the homies. And talk about their dad problems or what? Because y'all are not with your family on Thanksgiving is the biggest issue here. About the time. I know sometimes families suck. I get it.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Yeah. Yeah. Well, where's that invite, though? Well, you know what? I think what happens sometimes is that like when, for at least for me, like you, when you're a little younger, like your earlier 20s, you kind of just like can't wait to like, man, I want to hang out with the homies. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:32 You know what I'm saying? You don't like your family. You love your cousins. Yeah. No, yeah. Well, if you have, if you have, if you have them your age, but let's say you don't. They're never your age. You want to hang out.
Starting point is 00:59:41 My cousins are like hell older or babies. But there becomes like a little period where you just kind of want to hang out with your homies. And you think your family's like, I'll get to them, maybe. We don't know. I don't know how raw is. I'm assuming he's anywhere from 18 and like 22. It seems pretty young. Because that's the age where you're just like, my homies are like.
Starting point is 00:59:56 My homies are like. I get that you want to be with your homies. But all this little homie crew is choosing their homies over. It's a gang. It might be. Well, you know. So then one are the 80. That's my biggest question.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Chori pa! Literally. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. They sure know. Okay? They're for sure.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Oh, this is a sad little Thanksgiving. Because even if you just want to be with your homies and maybe, but it's like, this is a whole group of homies that are saying F my family, which is crazy. But also let me know where that support group is at and then they're hanging out together. But it could be. One has a girlfriend. How dare he have healthy love? That's what I do for my birthday. Usually I'm like, all right, my family leave.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Yeah, but Thanksgiving is something different, bro. Like that's just a very specific holiday. That's what they have friends giving. because you miss your homie so much. But to me it's like they'll probably learn like in a couple years like, oh, okay, man, I got to be with my family. Grandma has the best food. You just, you take your family, I think, a little less for granted, the older you get. But when you're young, you're kind of like, I don't want to hang out.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Yeah, I just want to be with my friend. Yeah, this turns into a turkey bowl because that's like what me and my homies do. What does that mean? Smoke week? 8, 9 a.m.? No play flag football. That's really early in the day, brother. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:09 That's what we do because instead of like, hanging out later because we know where we're family we hang out early and we play football you still want to see the homies yeah yeah you guys are tackling each other no flag we have flags you guys are reaching for each other yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:01:24 where do you guys wear the flags yeah yeah like near the front pocket yeah I think that's your friends that's great I don't have any friends you only has a girl yeah I forgot I'm that homie I'm that homie
Starting point is 01:01:37 I'm not 25 Oh, man. You guys want to come and play? I think the bigger issue here is why you're not hanging out with your cousins. Your family. Yeah. Have to be with your family. Let's crap this.
Starting point is 01:01:54 What is your family? What did you do to your family? I guess you don't like the girlfriend situation. So you don't like that your homie is bringing his girlfriend to your guys' Thanksgiving. And you want to let him know. You made a whole separate group chat with your homies. How are we going to tell him? I'm going to tell you right now, guys don't ever tell their home.
Starting point is 01:02:11 me that they don't like the girl until after? No, during. I've been told during. You've been told during? Yeah. And what happened? How did they tell you? How did they approach you by it?
Starting point is 01:02:19 They didn't like her? No, but like tell me because this is the information you wants to know. Like, yeah, like, it's a sensitive subject. So it's like how do they. It's probably more indirect though, right? No, it was direct. They were like, oh yeah, we definitely don't like it. Was it during a fight?
Starting point is 01:02:31 No, it was like because they just. Was it during you venting? No, they hung out. We like, we all hung out together one time when it was 18, 19. Okay. And yeah, they were all just like her. She's terrible. Like she's,
Starting point is 01:02:40 yeah. Is that the one that was married? Yes, the one that was married. To someone else. She was not. But your girlfriend. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:02:45 none of us liked her. Okay. She was divorced. Even my mom said it. She was, I didn't like her. Yeah, but it's that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:53 They just came up to you and we're like, bro, we don't. Like, she's not. She was there. No. She was there. And they said it. Like, they told me like,
Starting point is 01:02:59 oh yeah, I don't like her. Like the first time they met her. Right. She's texting her husband. Yeah. A lot of people didn't like her. I was like, oh, cool. And then how did you take that?
Starting point is 01:03:06 I love her. Yeah. Yeah, you got defensive though, right? Yeah. I love hearing about that story, Greg. Why? Because that's the girl that on a national boyfriend day, he posted himself with her and is like, hey, since she's not going to post me publicly,
Starting point is 01:03:23 I'm going to post myself on National Boyfriend Day. Because I'm someone's boyfriend. I was down bad. That's what I know Greg has. That's what I love. I don't like her. Baby. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Terrible person. Yeah. Trauma. Trauma. Yeah. It's okay. You're growing up. I love him so much for that.
Starting point is 01:03:44 You know what you learn. Yeah. You learn. But then after that, he won't post nothing. Oh, you were hurt. Oh, she's the one. She's his villain or, yeah. She's the one in the major like this.
Starting point is 01:03:54 All right. But let's have Raoul out. Sorry. Sorry, Raoul. This is going to. Raoul. Raoul don't like his homies girl. None of the friends like the homies girl.
Starting point is 01:04:03 At all. They want to know how to. I tell him. See, if they're like Greg's homies and just tell them straight up, he's not going to listen. Because Greg's like, I didn't listen. I did not listen. No. You could tell me a million things and I was just like, cool.
Starting point is 01:04:16 I was still like deliol. I love her. Yeah. And so she had a baby. But I love her. Basically. And then he was like, that baby doesn't look like me. Greg, you're so funny.
Starting point is 01:04:25 That's what it took. That's literally what it took. A baby? Maybe. Yeah. Get the homies grow pregnant. Whoa. What?
Starting point is 01:04:33 What? Guys are conniving. All right, we got John in L.A. on the line. John. John? Hi, John. What's up, John? John, we're trying to help our homie Raul out.
Starting point is 01:04:45 He needs to tell, he wants to tell his friend that none of the homies like his girl, but they don't know how to do it. Yeah, so, you know, it's a tough one. I think the only way to really do something like this is trickery, dishonesty, you know? I don't think you can be straight up. That's what I'm talking about. I don't know. Yeah. So, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:09 So, basically, I think they'd have to lie and be like, oh, we're going to do, like, such a guy thing that, like, you know, a girl wouldn't enjoy hanging out, doing this activity, like, you know, and kind of just get her, like, turn off about the activity of the day. And then she'll be like, oh, I don't even want to go anyways. You can go, you know, something like that. What would the guy activity be? We're going to have a farting contest. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:05:35 We're just going to eat a bunch of turkey and fart. She'd be like, baby, do that too, at the family. At least we get to be warm in there. Yeah, okay, so what you do every night? Yeah, but this time we're going to sniff each other's, blah. Yeah, but it's not just going to be my brand. It's going to be theirs, too. What?
Starting point is 01:05:53 What's a guy? Like his brand of fart. It's also your brand of fart. There's different. Marketing. What's a guy-only thing that a girl won't like? Push-up contest. you're doing 100 push-ups to get in
Starting point is 01:06:08 yeah oh your girl can't do it sorry she can't come bro but you guys can't do that either yeah okay she takes a little while do the push-up content we have fine Greg give me till tomorrow I'll do it 100
Starting point is 01:06:18 yeah start early yeah yeah including little bits yeah now we talk sports games
Starting point is 01:06:26 a Maden tournament yeah oh we just had a smash tournament before what what did you say what did you say? You said Madden.
Starting point is 01:06:38 He's a smash tournament. Yeah, you're right. Jeff, Jeff, and Van Nuys. Hey, Jeff. Smashing with the homie? Yeah, whatever, bro. Say that. Hey, Jeff.
Starting point is 01:06:48 What's not, Jeff? Golly Jeff. Hi, Jeff. Is this Jeff, Jeff, Jeff? Jeff, Jeff, Jeff from Van Nu. Hey. Jeff, talk. What up, y'all?
Starting point is 01:06:58 What up? What up? Is this? Is this Maximus friend, Jeff? Yeah. Oh, hi, Jeff. Jeff. Jeff.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Thank you for the video you gave me for my birthday. What would you tell Maximo if you didn't like his girl? Yeah, what you told him before? Have you? Hold on. For Daniela. I got my fist up for Daniela. Nah, I would say he didn't be honest with each other.
Starting point is 01:07:28 I have your boys. Hold on. Which girl did you tell? A different ones. Me and Jeff used to be roommates. It's not Daniela, right? Well, no, Daniel's cool. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:07:40 You guys are there. You put my fist down. All right. No, Jeff, we still, he's to live together. He's lived a lot of life. He used to be roommates.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Yeah. No way, like me, Indiana and him and his girl. Like, his ex-girl back in a day. Yeah. Okay, so which girl? Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:53 That's how BOTG started. Was BOTG? Beans on the grill. It wasn't balls on the, any. Ground? Ground. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:07 All right No, he just got to be honest with him Jeff, shut up, Jeff. I'm kidding, Jeff, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, sorry I'm cheating you like me. Jeff, it's because we're laughing a lot. We're laughing a lot. We made a joke.
Starting point is 01:08:21 All right. It was like winter break. Yeah, it does. Jeff, Jeff, how would you tell your homies that you didn't like that, their girl? Just tell it one-on-one. Like, hey, bro. That's not the one for you.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Might as well move on now and save yourself the time. I think I have her. Jeff told him the homies not before. And what happens when you do that? Don't let him drink. He'll be loud about it. He'll just be loud about it.
Starting point is 01:08:44 Do they take your opinion or are they just like, bro, you're tripping? No, they'll take my advice, but then they also are going to do whatever they're going to do. You know, like Greg was saying, he was going to do what he's going to do. Yeah, I was the Lulu. And you just take the advice or do you keep it or not, then maybe at the end they'll say, you know what, you were right or they'll say, ah, you was tripping. Or maybe if she changes or something and then, you start to like her and you're like hey you know what I was wrong at first but now
Starting point is 01:09:10 she's cool when you lived with Maximo did he cook hell no yeah actually he made like Cassadillas yes supposedly he's this big chef and that food wait what happened
Starting point is 01:09:28 Mycimo Maxi yeah he works like a bean Maximil he was right he lost his section he lost his how you know because he works in the
Starting point is 01:09:38 factory. What was he going to say? Just made that up. You said that you're a great cook. I think of great good. I make some killer cassadillas. I make some killer cassidias. Aside from that, I could actually cook.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Really good. We've been waiting for like a... Was that your rap name? Killer cassidia. We were a younger. I wasn't cooking then. Okay. So when did you start cooking?
Starting point is 01:10:02 I've cooked all my life, but we're going to tell it. All right. Will, I don't believe you. He called back. He called back. Will. How's it going? What's up?
Starting point is 01:10:11 Will in Ontario. Talk to us. What would you tell the homie Raul, who him and his guy group, they're hanging out for Thanksgiving, and they don't want one of their friends to bring the girl, their girlfriend,
Starting point is 01:10:23 because they don't like them. They don't like the girlfriend. What would you tell him? So basically he should listen to his homies because I was in the same situation. What happened? My ex-wife, they told me, hey, you know what?
Starting point is 01:10:36 She's not good for you. and I should have listened, but I didn't. So I ended up stopped talking to my homie. And then look, I mean, she ended up turning to be a next wife. So you should listen to it. Aw. Listen to the homies. Damn.
Starting point is 01:10:50 So you think, okay, tell me the time frame between when they told you that she wasn't good for you to when you got divorced. Like, how long after? It was a good couple years, actually. Years. Yeah. It was a good couple years that I stopped talking to actually, one of my best friends. And I should have kept talking to them and listened to them, but I did it.
Starting point is 01:11:10 and then I lost a relationship with him, but luckily we connected it back, and, you know, we're good now. But I should have listened to him. Was he like, I was right, homie. I was right. You should listen to the whole time. Basically. But how did they tell you?
Starting point is 01:11:28 Oh, they were just straight up with me. If they're good friends, then they should have a problem with just being straight up with them. Yeah. Boom. I don't know. Sometimes you guys don't be straight up. Straight up. Straight up.
Starting point is 01:11:39 Straight up. Okay. Be straight up with him. He's not going to listen. It's going to take him two years until she breaks up with him and then he'll be like, wow, I should have not brought her to Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 01:11:48 Yeah, just let him live his villain era. That's what it seems like. You kind of have to watch them go through it. It built me so much. So you have to just watch the tire burn. Just watch essentially. They just be there. Burn,
Starting point is 01:12:00 if he's going to bring her for Thanksgiving, you're signing up for free entertainment. Oh, they should bring her to Thanksgiving. That's true. They should plot against them to like create. fights like bro remember last time when you didn't tell your girl about hey bro cut it out bro and then just be and then the guys just be like
Starting point is 01:12:18 oh just kidding I'm just messing with you guys fill the room up with girls why not oh call it the wrong name you know why not because we're all with our families on Thanksgiving some girls that's the first one well those strippers at these fools go look at at Thanksgiving aren't Thanksgiving yeah that's a while that's right they're not accepted back home most of the time yeah so just yeah yeah wrong turkey legs
Starting point is 01:12:38 Don't beep Simp or Pimp B IMP Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim New York The city of New York Is up for Simper Pimp Why?
Starting point is 01:12:54 Because they have now made cheating on your wife legal Oh Stop Wait no no no no no no They've decriminalized Why did they ban it? They're not saying for people to go cheat on their wife
Starting point is 01:13:07 So It was a law for 117 years. And it made cheating on your spouse a crime. And what it was at you... You're a liar. I swear. So New York... Why was that never public knowledge?
Starting point is 01:13:20 So New York had this law... It must be one of those old laws. Yeah, it was since 1907. It must be one of those great laws. In 1907, they created this law that if you cheated on your spouse, you could get a misdemeanor and go up to jail for 90 days. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:35 I didn't know that. That's a while. Just recently, they changed. they changed the law and they decriminalized cheating on your spouse. See, now I'm wondering if that's even, like, is it illegal as well here in LA? It might be. No, no. No, it's definitely not illegal here.
Starting point is 01:13:53 I don't know. Maybe it's not like, I can guarantee you. Well, yeah, there's a lot of like antiquated laws, right? Say what that means when you say a big word and trying to make this feel like that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Antiquated and then spell it too because I doubt you know how. I know how to spell it. Do it.
Starting point is 01:14:09 A. N. T-I-U-A. Hold on. A-T-I. Yeah, but when you write, it looks like chicken scratches. That is true.
Starting point is 01:14:18 No, but like, it's just like outdated. Sorry, I should just said that. Outdated law. Like, there's just a bunch of outdated laws that, like, I'm sure in, like, a city of L.A. You can't ride your horse, you know, in traffic or something. You know what I'm saying? It's like.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Zoot suits. For sure. It's like it has no meaning today. because it's just like we moved on as a society, but that apparently was a law, and that's crazy. Yeah. And so it was the New York Governor, Governor Kathy Hocchio, and she's the one that changed the law.
Starting point is 01:14:49 Wow. So now you can legally be a bad person. Legally. I'm wondering how many people it was used on. So it's... Like you're right, that there exists, but they're not enforced. So they probably went through scrubbing laws. For sure.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Like, you know, like clearing memory looking. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't get you. Clear cash. Yeah. And so that would be one of them. For sure.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Because I'm wondering, I don't know that I've heard like, hey, this person went to jail for cheating. Right. It said that the law was rarely used. Yeah. I think they only had like five or six convictions since 1970. Wow. Is it because people in New York don't hear? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:28 They said they had five or six convictions since 1970. Yeah. So some people did. Some people with that. That's pretty funny. Like, imagine you get. You're locked up. You get pulled over for like tinted windows or something.
Starting point is 01:15:39 And they're like, hey. Yeah. And then they're just like, hey, you know your windows are tinted. Oh, who's this? Oh, this is my girl. Oh, aren't you married? It says here that you're married. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Now you got two, buddy. Step out the vehicle, bro. Now you're cheating and you got tinted windows. Fix it, take it. Yeah. Fix both of them. Snip yourself while you're at it. I was thinking that it happened to people in high power or like judges or lawyers that
Starting point is 01:16:05 even know that that's law. So it's like, oh, you cheat on me? Boom, guess what? That's a crime. Yeah, like it would be someone that would know. Yeah. It's like used for blackmail almost? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Kind of. No, almost don't cheat. No, yeah, yeah, for sure. But if you cheated on a judge, the judge knows, hey, you go to jail for this. Go on to jail, buddy. Get in there, buddy. And I'm taking half while you're in there. Imagine being in there and usually, like, people, like, when you're in there, they ask each other, like, why are you in?
Starting point is 01:16:31 Cheater up my wife. Or cheat at my husband. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Crazy. Do you think people would do it less if it was considered a crime? Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:41 Yes. If it was enforced? Yeah. Because now you're risking your freedom, you know what I'm saying, and your relationship. Wow. So they should make it illegal over here. I don't mind. I don't mind.
Starting point is 01:16:51 You know what I'm saying? California. That's a favorite man right there. California, let's do it. We're setting a petition to make it illegal to cheat. Are you signing? Illegal to cheat? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:05 No. Why aren't you signing? Wait, no would mean. Oh my God. No, me. Why are you out of breath? I had the worst time in my life right now. I had the worst time in my life right now.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Wait, we're on the radio. No one knows where you were at right now. I was in the restroom. I was fighting for my life. And I ran over here. Is there still a little so redness? It hurts so bad right now. Are you glancing?
Starting point is 01:17:28 Yeah, yeah. Go back. No, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. Go back. We'll be back. He has to finish.
Starting point is 01:17:33 He has to finish when he has to finish. His hands look too dry. Oh, here. Sit. Go back. Oh, yeah, sit. Oh, yeah. Sit.
Starting point is 01:17:45 With Angie. Okay, question for the guys. Yeah. Would you? Okay, hold on me. Okay, maybe you too. Maybe, maybe. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:53 Would you guys ever think of cheating on sweetie? Okay, just the guys. On sweetie? Yes, on sweetie. No. Nobody. No. What would you do if you had sweetie?
Starting point is 01:18:02 How would you treat her? Treat her like a queen. Mm-hmm. Right. Do any other women exist? No. Of course. If you have sweetie?
Starting point is 01:18:09 She's my type. Yeah. Oh, that was me. Sorry. It's because it's connected. That's really, that's really bad. You cannot.
Starting point is 01:18:17 That literally hurt my ears. Angie, this hurts me more than hurts you, okay? Oh, guys. Because then they have their own little meeting about how I favor tis you, phism you, all that stuff. It's okay. Have you guys? I have a question for you guys.
Starting point is 01:18:32 All right. Would you guys ever cheat on sweetie? No. No. That was a little. No, no, no. Cheat on nobody Ah, that's good one
Starting point is 01:18:42 Because they're all sweetie to you, huh? Yes, they're all sweetie to you Yeah, that's good one, that's good one Yeah, no, who would cheat on sweetie? Well, apparently there was somebody that cheated on sweetie so bad that she was like numb to it, okay? So she was saying like a story
Starting point is 01:18:55 It was like New Year's Eve She's saying like, oh my God, this is like the perfect day, perfect New Year's like everything's going so right It feels like a movie, right? They're out of a out somewhere But she says that they go back to the room, back to the hotel. She gets a call from one of her childhood friends. And he's congratulating her saying like, oh my God, sweetie, like, I love you, girl.
Starting point is 01:19:16 I'm so proud of you, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Put some on speakers, though, like, her boyfriend at the time, he's listening to everything. But he's drunk already. And he starts, like, projecting on her saying, like, wow, how could you? How could you? And so she continues the story. Listen.
Starting point is 01:19:31 So he starts cussing me out. He was like, I would never do this to you. He was like, man. You can go through my phone. My cold is da-da-da-da-da. But I'm thinking he's probably just like drunk, you know? It's not the real code. So finally, he goes to sleep.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Girl, no. This man has been playing me the whole time because it was like all types of women. So this, dude, whoever she was dating. Like calling the bluff almost, like, or like bluffing? She didn't think she was actually going to do it. Yeah. Yeah, well, he was drunk.
Starting point is 01:20:01 He gave her the PIN number when he was drunk and she thought like, oh, she thought like he's not in a word. Yeah, that's something. Yeah. But bluffing. Like you just go through my phone Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 01:20:09 The thing is like when you're playing poker And you're faking Oh yeah Yeah I know that I don't know Because the way That you're amazing Like you didn't
Starting point is 01:20:15 Oh sorry I don't Maybe he thought he gave the fake pose That's a problem Yeah I know You're like You're gonna work on your cardiovascular
Starting point is 01:20:24 Yeah Yeah Okay What Wait what? Wow Do we hang Or do we love each other
Starting point is 01:20:30 Which one is it I think he hates me No I'm just giving you Suggest Cardiolvacular Because you spill stuff on them? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Starting point is 01:20:38 Oh, and then I dirty it with my makeup when I, yeah. My bad. She squirted. It was makeup. On Vic? It's crazy. This is the truth. It's true.
Starting point is 01:20:50 It's true? It was a whole thing. It was a lot of my sweater. It was a couple of months. It did, yeah. A black sweater and then my, my foundation color is brown. So there's a little stained state there. You had a brown state?
Starting point is 01:21:01 You have a brown foundation? It is. It is. What color in my then? Beautiful. Yeah. Boom. All right.
Starting point is 01:21:10 Suidi, like to Suidi. So her, one of her X men X men, X men, X-Men.
Starting point is 01:21:17 So Wolverine? Cyclophism. Cyclops? Cyclops? No, no, no, I don't care. Could have been cyclops. Yeah. So a lot of people,
Starting point is 01:21:25 or fans online, are speculating that it was actually Quival that did this to her. But we don't know. Allegedly, just from the timing, people are thinking like, oh,
Starting point is 01:21:35 it should have been, it must have been Kueva at the time. Because it was a New Year's thing. It was around New Year, so top of the year. Yeah, she was dating YG for her. Yeah, it was too. But a lot of people are leaning towards
Starting point is 01:21:46 Cuevo on this one. Yeah, I don't know that I've seen. But again, allegedly speculating. New Year's. Cuevo and YG and sweetie. I think they're a 2024 thing. But they're like a summer couple things.
Starting point is 01:21:59 Yeah, I think it was like after Coachella. Yeah. We saw them in the jacuzzi. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Because he was like, I love you girl. That's the last time I saw of them.
Starting point is 01:22:07 Yeah, that's right. Okay. Guys, why do you do that? Do what? Why do you say, you go through my phone? And then she goes through your phone and then she finds out. Why would you do it? And then you say, why'd you go through my phone?
Starting point is 01:22:20 Yeah, why would you do it? Yeah, it's called trusting you. Yeah, but you told her to. Yeah, you were projecting you because I think didn't we have, right? Wasn't the only help light? This week about the girl that found out through the phone? he gave her the phone to play music.
Starting point is 01:22:39 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Oh, my God. Well, I gave you the phone to play music. Yeah, we'll change the song, not change our lives. You know what I'm like? Yeah, but this one.
Starting point is 01:22:51 And it sucks to like have the best night ever. Yeah, she kept saying real key in bliss. And then that happens. Yeah, Porosita. She kept saying like, oh, my God, it feels like I'm in the movie. Everything was going perfect. I bet she like even romanticized that. and she really meant that.
Starting point is 01:23:06 Yeah. She's a cancer, so that's how we are. How are you? How are you, Vic? We're very sweet people. That's what she called me. We love hard.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Yeah, exactly. You're sweet people? You just called me fat on air. What? No, I did it? You kind of did. I just said, she said that.
Starting point is 01:23:23 She needs to work on her cardiovascular. Yeah, because she's so fat. I'm talking about your heart. Yeah. She's all fat. So you're saying that her heart has issues because she's being healthy? There's so much fat around it?
Starting point is 01:23:35 No. I didn't say that. Doubt that you're a sweet guy. She's spilling drinks on you. Yeah, she's squirted. Yeah. Okay, back to sweetie. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:42 She continued the story, right? And she said like, you know what? I didn't find one girl, but it was like multiple girls to the point that I just got like numb from it. I went to the assistant messages because, you know, the assistant set up everything. And then I was typing in keywords. Like, I was pulling up all the receipts. And I remember I had got so sick, but then so numb that I didn't care. It wasn't like one person.
Starting point is 01:24:05 You're not obsessing over one person. It's like, okay, no, you have a sickness. You can't stop yourself. See, but she was smart. Oh, he was doing it through his assistant. Yeah, that's what he's saying. They probably have to, like, coordinate flights. Well, I mean, she's saying it was multiple.
Starting point is 01:24:20 Ladies, this is what you do when you get the phone. So that you're not just scrolling and then tapping into whatever, like, threads. At the top, you could do a search. Like, if I'm searching, like, oh, where do we get that cheesecake from? And then I type in cheesecake, all the messages that. that I would have said, no, no, in the text. All the messages that have cheesecake in it, then I can see. So you go into the messages.
Starting point is 01:24:43 The flights? No, no, put, I miss you. And then it all pop up all the persons that have either told that person they miss them or they say it. So then you could go through those instead of just going like one by one by one. All right, men, listen to me, misspell everything. Misspell everything. This is not a drill. Okay.
Starting point is 01:25:00 Any dirt you do misspell everything. Yeah. Okay. The other thing, even when someone text them, I miss you. Oh, you would have to tell all the, you know what I really love? I really love when you make it a scramble. When you message me in scramble letters, I love it. Scrabble me up.
Starting point is 01:25:16 Go into the contacts and look at nails by, eyelashes by, and then call them. One of them is a dude. Really? Well, dudes do eyelashes and nails too. Yeah. It's a key word that they hide the contacts in. How do you know? Is that happen to you?
Starting point is 01:25:32 Yeah. Is that an eyelash appointment, man. What did Daniel do? Yeah, right. What did Daniela do? She don't get another done, actually. Yeah. The trades then?
Starting point is 01:25:41 She's not a lot. She's beautiful, like, naturally. And I didn't say, I didn't say to ladies, but I like that you guys both talk to the men. Yeah, wow. Look at Tracy. Man, you already know.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Hey, you don't got your back. No. We got your back. Nails by. But you wouldn't have to do that because men don't cheat, right? Yeah, you guys keep saying that over and over again. Man don't.
Starting point is 01:26:02 I can't speak for all men. Yeah. There's some men on the other side to the left of me. If you see, like, tricky. If you see Maximil and one contact and then Edgar and the other, just one of them is actually maximal. Just don't know which one. Wait, I thought you have two of my names in your contact. He's saying that one of them is a girl named Edgar.
Starting point is 01:26:19 Oh, wow. Or a guy named Edgar. Yeah. And one who don't buy in like. Wow. It's crazy. It's cool. All right.
Starting point is 01:26:27 We love you, sweetie, by the way. And we love your music video and we love your Christmas music. And I want to play it. Sorry. happened to you. Yeah, I'm poor to sit there. All right. That's it for Soma. Brasala brought to you by your local Southern California's Toyota dealers.
Starting point is 01:26:38 I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. Also, they call me fed on air. I did not. Yeah. Yeah. He said that her cardio vasculary needs help. Not even just cardio. What are you going to slow down? He used a big word. It's like, you could have just said cardio. That's it. Like, yeah, it's like.
Starting point is 01:26:53 I can hear you breathing all the way from here. Yeah. He did say that. Crazy. They used to tell Duno on the time. That's crazy. All right. I will. Scrolling with the homies.
Starting point is 01:27:04 The homie Gregorio. Mercy guy over. What's going on, really? The gobbler. I have found the downest foo in the world. You. You're down. This food is the downest.
Starting point is 01:27:18 What's that line? Does the DMX said it? If you ever see me fighting in the mountains with the bear, help the bear? I don't know that just DMX said it. I think it's like a thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:29 This guy is going. This guy is going viral because he was actually down to fight a bear. Listen to what he was telling it. He was an actual bear. Actual bear. Listen to it. Runs off. I'll be back.
Starting point is 01:27:39 The fuck off me. Try to run up on me. Fool off you up. I just came over to say hi. Damn, man. Why you like that? Get out of here with that stupid shit. Think you're going to scare me, homie?
Starting point is 01:27:53 Back the fuck off me. Come here, boy. Back to fuck you up. Look at him, man. Here we go. To the toe with a bear right now. What's up? Pull me up for the soft of game.
Starting point is 01:28:05 What? You all. All right. Oh, man. Yeah. Crazy. He's going to fight a bear. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Yeah, but he goes to the bear's house and he's trying to fight the bear. He's in a cabin. What size was this bear? Was it a cub? No, it's a full-size bear. Full-size bear? I wouldn't even yell at a bear. No, I wouldn't be honest.
Starting point is 01:28:27 I don't understand. But, hey, that's a down fool. He's down, I think he is. Like, he's trying to fight a bear. I would have done it. How high were his socks? I didn't show his socks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:36 In his voice, you get, you can be high up to his chest. Yeah. He's just laughing at him. He's just laughing at him. Like, look at this bear. Him blowing the kiss to the bear, like calling it over and then saying get out. Makes no sense. Yeah, it makes me mad.
Starting point is 01:28:48 Yeah. Why? Because if you wanted to stay away, stay away. Don't tell it to come and then leave. Like, that part isn't weird. And then also, it's weird because he's probably like, imagine, like, the bear starts approaching him. He's going to run inside his house.
Starting point is 01:29:01 But then it's like it's a bear. It might just make its way in. Yeah. But honestly, the bear don't want no problems with you. The bear wants your food. Like, hurry up, get out of the, like. You are the food to the bear. No, you're not the food.
Starting point is 01:29:13 There's way more tasty things than a gang member to the bear. The bear wants your food. He wants your carnasada. He wants whatever you're cooking. He's ready for a little. He's like, all. That was full of spread. But also, he's in the bear's hood.
Starting point is 01:29:27 That's what I said. You know what I'm saying? Like he got a You know that somebody else's You know Checking with the bear Checking with the bears Yeah
Starting point is 01:29:35 A man That's how the homies name Bear by the way Yeah They're always like They live up to their name Yeah Housito
Starting point is 01:29:41 Also Yeah Yeah same Wow RIP All right It's not funny What
Starting point is 01:29:49 He passed away My friend also Yeah But you laugh No The razor I'm The razor?

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