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American Classic right there.
Stan, M&M, Power 106.
What happens when you let Greg are on the boards.
You okay?
I'm Greg.
But Greg, why are you so sad?
Yeah.
I don't understand.
An autograph.
We just played the short version of Stan.
It is six minutes.
The short version is six minutes.
Bro, who is that?
Not me?
Who was it?
Somebody.
Who was it?
Somebody.
No, it wasn't me.
It wasn't big
All right
Just know I'm on to you
And I heard it
It was Jose
I'm sorry
It's not for far away
Jose
Yeah it's because of his laptop
Sound like it was over there
Umberto
Say it Angie
Dumbert
He said it's not
Everyone put your phones on
Let me see who got a notification
Well I did
But mine didn't go off
I always had mine outside
It always had my outside of
You can text you right now
It was great
Someone texts Greg right now.
Don't be touching your phone.
Go ahead.
Literally, you can text me.
I don't like having my phone with the notification.
Plot twist.
It's letty the whole time.
Oh.
Greg.
My phone's not even out.
Look.
It is Alberto.
Nah, who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Look.
Who is it?
Look.
Oh, done it.
Nobody texted me?
All right.
Anyway, back to the show.
Sorry, we'll deal with our inner trauma.
It did it again.
Off.
Hubert, I'll kick you out, bro.
Mona's not you?
Who is it?
Everyone put your phones up and then
literally.
Well, how do we do the message?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Everyone get out.
Get out.
Sorry.
We have this rule that is you can't be doing
phone or laptop noises on the radio
because what we're going to do to people
that are listening to us
and we're going to think their phones are going off.
And they're going to look.
Maybe cause distractions.
Yes, while driving.
Mm-hmm.
And just standing in the background?
Yeah.
Hopefully, no, don't say it.
Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it.
I have done it you guys.
What?
I'm a celebrity.
I know that.
Yeah, we know that.
No, no, but I'm finally like accepting it.
Okay.
Can someone say, why?
Why, let's see?
What happened?
I knew it.
But why?
I got recognized at.
Uh-huh.
Guess.
Arawan.
No.
Hollywood.
No.
At a red light.
No.
Doing Pilates.
No.
Famous people do Pilates.
Red carpet.
No.
Bloomingdale.
No.
These are good.
These are good answers.
The Gucci store.
Rodale Drive.
That's supermarkets.
You guys are in the lab with.
Bayarta.
No.
That's what I think you can answer.
Hollywood Boulevard.
It's super.
I got recognized at.
Sizzler
Wow
Whoopoo!
Your favorite place!
Yes! It's funny I was going to get the menudo
that's sizzler which is a whole different.
Damn, mena that's sizzler!
What are what it is?
You know what?
I never do that.
So, yes, there's going to be menudo at Sizzler.
Is that a secret menu?
No.
It's right there with the clamp chowder.
There's chicken soup sometimes and menudo.
You slide the guy in the back of 20?
It's the celebrity menu.
It's the celebrity menu.
Oh, that's the same.
But I always get ish, because
One, I like Minuto, and two, I like Minuto from Sizzler,
which is great. It's really good Minuto.
Please do not knock it. Try it, please.
We believe you.
So I'm going and I'm getting Benito on night just here.
Latie?
And it was some guy and his girlfriend, I believe his name is Larry.
What's up, Larry?
And he's like, me and my homies listen to you, they're up this early.
And he's like, I never thought.
Like, he's like, I know you like Sizzler, but I never knew.
Like, I didn't know.
Like, I was like, oh my God, it's really true.
Like, she really does love Sizzler.
And I'm like, yeah, this is my spot.
Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers with her.
A Sizzler, we need the letty meal.
Yeah.
Br, the letty meal is incredible.
What would I have?
Double Malibu chicken and the menudo, bruh.
Wow.
And a coffee.
Yeah.
To the bathroom's a clean.
It's going to be bubbling.
Yeah, it's going to be in the mix.
It's a clans.
It's a clans.
It's a detox.
All right.
That's how you made it.
That's how you know I made it.
You can recognize anywhere, but I recognize the Sizzler.
I was learning.
All I had to be, I wish it was more loud
so that the people that
make you pay at the front be like, oh, maybe next
time we'll give her a discount.
That's how much you're there is.
I love. I love. I love.
You just got to pay up front though.
Yeah.
Which is like that. So they know if you don't got it,
you're not coming in.
It feels like there's not a lot of trust there.
There's definitely also.
Have you ever been to a restaurant that lets you pay at the end?
No, no. Wait, though.
That's mostly about.
No, how do I say this?
I don't know, but that hole in the wall spot that I took you guys to in Glendell,
but we're going to get the embattas.
You literally, you go and you, well, yeah, it's a restaurant.
I don't know why it feels different.
Yesterday.
No, it feels different because it's dining.
That's the difference.
No, I don't know why.
You take a cafe style, that's why.
No, no, that specific restaurant in Glendale, you go, you order your food, you eat your food,
and then you take the little, like, the plates to the register and then they charge you.
And that's like, clearly it's.
You know what it is?
That's more like a home style.
Yeah.
No, but I think it's because there's like a line.
Like the way you walk in, you're like going through like a line straight to the register.
Okay, so you order, you know, like most places you go into, like let's go to a burger spot.
Yeah.
A hole in the what burger spot.
You go and you order and you pay and then you go eat.
Yeah.
With them, you go, you order at the register.
Mm-hmm.
And they'll give you your food, but then you don't pay until after you eat.
I don't know.
It's a little bit weird.
At least a restaurant.
Yeah, I don't know.
It does feel weird.
The owner says, yeah.
I think they trust issues.
Yeah, sure.
No, I thought, I think they actually, I think they trust you more.
Because they'll let you get more sodas.
They'll let you.
And then afterward, it's not a buffet, brother.
Sizzler?
I thought it was.
No, that's a salad bar.
You've been stealing this whole time, great.
Yeah, I have, actually.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm clearly I'm confusing you guys.
Yeah.
I'm talking about the place in Glendale.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
That place trust.
I told you the place that, yeah.
Trust you so much more.
Yes, Sizzler don't trust you.
Zizzler is.
Like, no.
Don't let your kids go to the salad bar.
Oh, okay.
No, they're watching that thing.
Yeah, you can't.
Sizzler is a Metro and Future.
They don't trust you.
He's always watching.
Try to steal those jello squares.
Yeah.
Maybe you're the reason, Mike.
There's a camera, right?
Right above the little jello squares specifically.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not up on modern technology.
Tech, yes,
no.
I love that we're doing tech news.
On National Techno Day.
Pats?
Oh,
that is too far, brother.
Bro.
That is sort of fucked up for sure.
I thought shirt was already tricky.
Yeah.
It's a good tool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I hope you're embarrassed, bro.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
You need to lay off the honey patch, brother.
No.
Really?
This residue for the weekend.
Ew.
Is that what you were doing on those swamps?
It was a good weekend.
The federal court...
There's an update on TikTok news.
So the federal court is requiring TikTok to sell its platform.
TikTok tried to appeal what the...
what the court was saying,
but they're saying,
no,
this is like a constitutional thing
because they are afraid of intel being sent over to other countries.
Maximil,
telling the law.
So last year,
I guess they put TikTok up for some type of review.
And yes,
it seems like we give a lot of information,
personal,
and then besides that,
it's a moneymaker.
And I'm sure more than anything,
we don't like other countries,
making more money off of us than we're making off us.
Oh, yeah.
That's the Constitution.
Yeah.
So it's like if anyone's going to take our info, it's going to be us.
Yeah.
We create our data honeypots.
Yeah, that part.
The company is called Bite Dance and it's like a China-based company.
So that's what they're afraid of, make them making money, them taking their information.
And then using it, they tried to accuse them of using it for like a political, like them using it for like.
Whatever they found,
pushing political agendas.
Whatever they found,
to me,
I thought they were pushing artists.
Yeah.
And musical.
Yeah,
that we would have never heard of,
but all of a sudden,
we know they're everything.
So they gave them to,
and we talked about it
when this thing first came to case,
that if you don't sell to an American company,
you're out by January 19.
Yep, my birthday.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
No, it's worth a lot.
It's a bummer.
So it's getting close to it.
And I guess the Chinese company is like, no, we're going to appeal it.
Yeah, we're going to fight this.
Their appeal was just like one sentence.
So it's cool when y'all do it.
It's a problem that we do it.
Which I think, I mean, I don't know if they're going to give in.
They're not going to give in, but if they don't give in, they're getting banned from here.
Which is not going to change much.
Yeah, it's not.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Because you can get a VPN.
Yeah, there's a workaround.
Yeah.
You can just get a VPN and then you just use it.
But I think it's so big that they're not going to ban it here.
No, they can ban it here.
I don't know.
It's because all that money is going to them.
Yes.
They've already banned places.
In different countries.
Yeah.
Even different states.
I think Texas has a ban.
One of our states has it banned.
There was a ban on filters in Texas.
No, on actual platform.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Come on guys.
Yeah.
I'm just sending you all articles all day.
So look, what it says is there's restrictions already throughout the,
US.
Yeah.
New Hampshire, New Jersey, and a few other states that have it already.
Wow.
Yeah.
So we'll see.
Greg, you got to find a new platform, bro.
It'll come.
Do you think so?
Yeah.
Yeah, just how we got rid of Vine and TikTok existed.
It's going to happen the same thing.
This one, though, was like such a, like, they built it.
It'll be the exact same copy.
Yeah, I would remind.
It'll be called TikTok.
Yeah.
It's called Instagram Wheels.
I would remind everything.
If they start new and, like, TikTok goes away.
So I could like, the level.
The level field, sorry, the playing field can be level.
Oh, like, I was late to TikTok personally.
So this is like in my best interest.
Is it cut?
So now, whatever the next step for me.
Yeah, oh, I'm on it right away.
I'm going to get my username and everything.
Yeah, that's a thing.
I don't even have my username on TikTok.
You don't have a huge.
TikTok is banned in over 30 U.S. states, y'all.
Alabama, Georgia, Idaho, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Utah, Utah, Texas, Maryland,
Montana, South Dakota, South Carolina, Nebraska, Iowa, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Virginia.
So what do they do with it?
Those states are.
There's other things.
Facebook?
They still have Instagram.
They still have Facebook.
Yeah.
They still have Twitter.
Snapchat.
And I think because they see that you're fine, they're like, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like California.
We're the ones like use it the most.
Well, people pay their rent with TikTok.
Yeah, a lot of the influencers I'm saying.
True, true.
They're just like, we can.
It's like when they did that one band in North Hollywood and then everybody moved to
Miami to do that one thing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I got like a.
You know the band.
You're in the valley.
Yeah.
I don't know the man.
Yeah.
Cover up.
I got like a petition text.
Like we need a petition against this.
Like you are part of the info.
I'm like, I am not part of you.
You look like someone that would sign a petition.
Do some dances and stuff like that?
Yeah.
People are going to dance protest.
Yeah.
Because that could become a thing.
The renegade really quick.
Not the renegade.
You took it all the way back into the beginning.
Dance freedom.
Angie, what's the dance that you tried doing on TikTok?
Oh, it was.
The savage.
It was the savage.
Yeah, yeah.
Killed her husband.
Wacked him.
Yeah, let's go.
All right, Angie.
Yeah, you can make a remix.
Sign the petition.
Yeah.
Wow.
All right.
Take yes or take no band TikTok.
Take yes.
Take yes.
There we go.
We also have shoutouts.
Yes.
Oriana wants a birthday shout out.
It's her 21st birthday.
Oriana?
Oh, Rihanna?
Oh.
And she's listening all the way from Omaha, Nebraska.
Omaha.
Yeah.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Nice.
I want a shout out.
Well, Tammy, Lucas and Grayson want to wish Martin a happy birthday.
They said we love you so much and are blessed to have you.
I also want to shout out.
Vanessa, who I ran into Target at Target and Mission Hills.
She was like, hey, I know that voice when I was talking to Max.
And then she said, can you give me a shout out?
And she wants to shout out her daughter, Ariana.
Oh, that's so cute.
Yeah.
Target and Mission Hills, that's on Devonshire?
Yes, in Sepulveda.
Wow.
It's that tiny one.
Oh, it's tiny?
It's small?
Yeah, it's like those small targets.
I used to live literally right by there.
Before it was the target, that was like Anna's linens or something.
Yeah, and there was like a bowling alley.
Yeah.
Yes.
And then I also want to shout out Rodrigo, Joseph and family.
I feel bad that I forgot the rest of everybody else's name.
The N family.
Yes.
And the rest of you.
Yeah, I ran into them at Emmys school.
They had like a snow day.
Uh-huh.
And they came out to me.
The whole family listens.
They live in Santa Clarita.
And they listen from like 6 a.m.
I think they said till 7.30 every day.
So shout out the whole family.
I'm sorry, I forgot some of your names.
Wow.
I always only remember like the first and the last.
You got to give your phone and let them type it up, brother.
We're having a long conversation.
Oh.
Yeah.
At Target, what were you shopping?
before I target.
So Max was watching
these YouTube videos
where he wanted to
melt Jolly Ranchers
and then dip fruits in it
Oh, God.
Oh, I've seen them.
I've seen them with grapes.
So we made it yesterday.
It looks good.
That's what parenting is like,
yeah.
I don't want to do something
and it's like,
oh, let's do it.
I turn into like a $50 project.
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah.
I was at Target too
and shout out.
We're at the,
we're at the
Christmas area.
Yes.
Because Target just has like some free, like the, they have funny, cool, they have a mustard ornament.
They do?
Yeah, they do.
The mustard!
Exactly.
Exactly.
But they have a bunch of different, uh, different, like random ornaments.
So I go and I have the boys pick each an ornament.
And I guess as I'm yelling for them to act right, a mom comes up to me, she's like, my son is going to be so mad that I, he didn't come to Target with me.
Her son's name is Martin.
And I was like, oh, nice to meet you.
Like, she's like, yeah, I heard you yelling.
that's like
sister.
You know what's funny
as I was doing the same thing
I was like Max
we'll get that for Christmas
Here's disciplining our kids
Hey are you on Bradbeck
Yes to Zai
All right
Shoutouts
Shout out to the guy
That I saw outside of
21 flavors
The
The yogurt place
In Pasadena yesterday
There's a yoga place
About 21 flavors
I'm pretty sure
That's what it's called 21 something
That's wild.
Yeah, I was walking out.
He's like, brown bag, and I was just like, I'm like, am I tripping?
Did I just hear?
Hey, what's your yogurt order?
I got this thing.
It was called Instagram.
I didn't go by myself.
I want my girl.
Okay.
And her daughter, but, but, um, yeah, it was like cooler outing.
By the way, real many yogurt.
I'm just, many jokes.
It was actually really good.
It was like a combination of, uh, Rainbow Sherber?
Coldstone.
No, like, cold stone.
Like, they do it like in front of you and mix everything in.
And then like a yogurt line because they have the top of us.
You used to go to the club and pop bottles, bro.
Now he's getting on.
I went to the club on Friday.
He did.
Yeah, I went to the club on Friday.
Look who's talking swan lake?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Two honey packs?
He was at the swan's last night with his girl.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
It was relaxing.
Very relaxing.
See, that's what big problem is.
Why was it relaxing?
How was it relaxing if he took two money packs?
I told her.
Dress warm.
She was cold.
I told her.
I was like, very freaking freaking warm clothes.
And what did she do, breathe the complete opposite?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I heard you didn't wear a sweater.
You just took an extra honey pack.
Another one.
Oh, annoying.
Stay warm, my friends.
Took two on Friday.
Oh, you'll stick one.
I don't think he's like.
Okay.
Oh, also yesterday I was at the WSS, the toy giveaway.
I love these for the holidays.
Yeah.
We're going to have another one, I believe, this Friday in the city of Bell.
But we were in Mid City yesterday on Pico.
And it was really cool to see all the different families come up.
to me, bro, some dude, man, I wish I caught your name.
Him and his, he came with his nephews and nieces, he said.
But he had given me a shirt that had brown bag embroidered.
Really nice.
I was like, oh, that's so tight.
That's fire.
Thank you so much for thinking of us.
But I ran into so many people there.
They came and sent us up.
They won tickets with a shout out to the street teamers that were there with us to Juan.
B-Rock was on DJing and CrossFade.
CrossFade is really tight.
Shout out all my guys.
They were really taking care of the whole situation out there.
They had the Great One-Aiders.
They're like break dancers.
Yep.
What?
Yeah, it was super tight.
Shout out the Great Readers.
They were like, when I hear me music.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I started thinking like, dang, I have no break moves.
No?
No.
Never mind.
You don't know how to do the robot?
What?
You know how to just do like the stance when you're just like standing?
No, that's the one that the homie Juan does the arm to the side and then just dangle it?
Yeah.
He did that one and then he like hit it and then it goes around.
Your dance move is like the.
The squiggly arms.
You do this a lot.
Yeah, but I don't have the,
I'm never going to do that again, number one.
Every time.
The squiggly arm?
Yeah.
She, like, puts her arms in front of her and, like,
makes waves with her arms.
Like, the wedding day dancer.
You're so rude.
You leave me alone.
I don't got to lie.
Yeah, that's like her go-to-like dance move.
You just do the macarena.
Stop, but what's your go-to-moo, Vick?
Look, look, oh, I'm a robot.
What's your break dance-o?
What's your break dance-to?
Oh.
Okay.
He did the, what would you call that?
The way.
The way with his arm.
Angie can do the worm.
No.
I can do the worm.
I can do the worm.
I can do it, but it's embarrassing.
I did that one time.
I did that one time.
I had a workouting when I worked at the bank and I did it.
I did that at a workout in front of my regional manager.
I don't know.
Hey, check this out.
Too many drinks.
It's about your party in here.
I will never go back to that.
Yes.
Oh, you did it at a CBS.
Wait, you did it at a club?
No, C-V-A-S, not C-VS.
If I did out of C-V-S,
he just needed to lock me up.
No, C-V-E-S.
C-V-E-S.
C-V-S.
I don't know which is worse.
You're doing the worm at C-B-S or at C-V-S.
It's crazy.
Look at these band-a-a-old.
He's really sick.
What's your,
freaking break move full.
I used to do the chest pop out with a...
Okay.
Yeah, I feel like you got it.
I feel like you got it.
I feel like if there was
auditions for the Kendrick Lamar's
Quabolo video, we would not make it.
We would go and we would try.
We should do that, like auditioning
to be in the little part of the
video.
But I'm going to run through a bunch of names, y'all.
Okay?
Adam Marie, Isabella, Justin,
reping Glendale.
Brianna and Arseño and Valerie
shout out to my school
homies that they were there
and they were like
oh yeah we listened to Yon Lue to school
Brianna and Arseño and Valerie
also shout out to
Mateo Nico Thiago
Melissa Chui
Alice and
Ace
Ace Yellow
Ace Yellow
She told me that she was going to name him
Ace but she didn't want him to be named after the Ace
family so then she put Ace Yellow
and I was like oh okay I get it
I get it
Michael
Oh, Michael is this fool that came up to me
And I was eating and he's like,
Provecho, by the way, I know Maximo
I went to Birmingham with him
Socrime?
I don't know, he went to Birmingham with you.
He looked like a Cholo, so I was like,
oh, I'll let him read him over a girl.
Oh, shout out Michael.
He's like, all right, provichu.
And I was like, Grasias.
Shout out to Cynthia, who was even just
taking care of the whole stuff at WSS.
And shout out to Milan.
Milan, actually, he's the one that,
I don't know, he said hi to me.
What?
Now I need to write more on my nose.
She just wrote her name, huh?
Yeah.
No, but Milan goes to school with his grandpa.
Like, his grandpa takes him to school.
And they listen to us.
And I think that's super tight.
And his grandpa's name is Margarito.
And Milan came and he brought shoes for me to sign.
And I was like, oh, that's so tight.
That is cool.
Yeah.
So I signed right next to the Jordan site.
I'm kidding.
Hey.
Just me right here.
Can't get rid of it.
Yeah.
So you didn't feel famous in that point right there?
You know, signing someone's Jordans?
No.
The Sizzler, bro.
The Sizzler is the one.
It's dead.
I got recognized at Sizzler.
It was crazy.
That's her spot.
That's my spot, bro.
What's like your spot?
That if you get recognized, you're like, bro, I made it.
Like, I made it in my town.
I made it in my city.
I made it in like something that means something to me.
We were at Sizzler for my dad's birthday.
By the way, happy for me to my dad.
I love so much.
You're 74 years old.
If I got recognized at Tams next to my house, I would be.
Yeah, you feel like, bro, I'm up.
I'm on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me, it'd probably be this place called OMG Grill.
I love that place.
I'm always there.
It's like a terriaki bowl spot, but it's in a cut.
Yeah.
In the valley.
Yes.
Angelica.
To me, it would have to be food for less.
Yes.
Yeah, the one that we go shopping that we've been shopping at for years.
They're like, oh my God, are you, Angie?
Yeah.
You'd be like, oh my God, yes, I am.
Can you hook it up?
My finger discount.
Wait, wait.
That's stealing, Angie.
I know.
I'm kidding.
Trader Joe's, the one I go to?
Vig.
Oh, my God.
What?
What?
Vic.
Vic.
Because I would never be recognized.
Do you see how these are like hometown stuff?
Yeah.
But I've been recognized in certain places in the hometown.
But if I was recognized at Trader Joe's, the one I go to, I would be like, whoa.
I would feel like you at Texas.
I'm like, I'm a celebrity now.
Like y'all can't touch me.
This big, big energy right now.
Connected like I'm Rosecrans.
Rooscrans.
The word on Rosecrans.
The word is Juan Soto has signed the richest contract in American sports history.
Wild.
All right.
Look, former New York Yankee and Padre, San Diego Padre, remember that?
Don't claim him.
He was on the Padres?
Yeah, he was on the Padres.
Stopped.
How long ago?
When the Dodgers were playing him, you were like, Soto, Soto, Soto, Soto, Soto, Soto, Soto.
Yeah.
That's the Dodgers.
Exactly.
So he has signed with the New York Mets for $765 million, guys.
The deal includes no deferred money like Shohay, because he doesn't love his team.
So that's to pay him up front or what?
It's going to be front-loaded.
It's going to be front-loaded.
So within the next, like, five to six years, he's going to make about $305 million.
What was that?
No way.
Yeah, 305 million.
So, like, Shohay, obviously, he's, like, making, like, $2 million a year on the books.
This is the opposite for Juan.
He's going to make most of his money in the next couple years.
And then the less of it, you know, in the second half of his career.
What's going to then give him incentive for the second half of his career to still show
up.
Yeah.
Well, his contract has escalators in it that can reach, that can make it reach 800.
So he doesn't have to take the elevator?
800 million dollars.
What is an escalator in a contract?
So it'll be like if he reaches certain things, then it'll go up.
I want escalators in my contract.
Me too.
Right.
So you like elevators.
Mine don't even got stairs.
Yeah.
Or a step.
Yeah.
So it can literally be $100 million more than Shohei.
Oh, God.
I always find these, these baseball deals.
insane because it's
a 15 year agreement.
Yeah. It's like the only sport
that does these super lengthy
contracts. Yeah, well they want the best
players on their team for a long time. That's why.
Okay, so at what age do
baseball players usually retire?
Around 40.
Around 40. Very late 30 and 40. But everyone wants
Kirchal to retire and he's like 34.
Like he's like a baby. Probably like 36, 37.
Yeah. Yeah, not too old, but
he's been around since he was 20.
So he was...
Kirshah. Yeah, Kershaw. Yeah.
And Juan Soto, the reason he's getting so much money, part of it is because he's only 25 years old.
So when Shohay signed that contract, he was 30, 29-30.
Right.
So he has like the advanced.
Everyone wanted this for Soto.
Everybody wanted this Fosoto, even though he lost the World Series.
Yeah, I don't get that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not too sure that I get the appeal.
Yeah.
To me, I hope that we keep Teosk out or we do something for Teoszzi.
That's still in the air now.
Yeah.
And it's kind of like, see, you guys were putting me on the back burner and the full.
wouldn't even choose you.
I feel like people are now going to compare Soto to Otani because of the money.
But it's not necessary, right?
Otherwise, they wouldn't have.
Yeah, not necessary at all.
But you know what's happening now?
I guess if that shows you anything, it's that these contracts are going to get more wild and more wild.
Oh, yeah.
Like, it's not like, O'Tani wasn't, like, what, granted, the Othani contract was such big news.
Yeah.
But it's like, now I feel like other teams want to make that big news and other players are going to ask for that.
So these crazy contracts, we're going to see them more and more.
Yeah, I think it's going to, like.
But then we're going to see players locked in for literally ever.
Yeah.
I think it looks good now until it backfires on somebody.
MLBs can go in debt for this.
The way these contracts are set up.
Yeah.
And that's like a contract you would expect from like the Yankees or the big team.
Well, speaking of the Yankees, the Yankees fans are so mad.
Yes, they are.
Oh, because they lost.
This is, yeah, they lost it to their cross-town rival.
And they lost it.
You know what I'm saying?
And they lost to the World Series.
And so it's like this is almost the equivalent of like,
Remember when, when, not to say that, like, Juan Soto is, like, is tenured or as good as Kobe was,
but remember when Kobe was, like, flirting with going with the Clippers?
I don't remember.
Yeah, he did flurring.
It was, like, yeah, he was like, thinking, like, it was kind of to boost his contract.
He's for sure cheap.
For sure, Cheezer Chilert.
What?
Okay.
Maximo.
All right.
Cheap flirt.
So, what he was doing was, he was trying to get leverage and stuff like that.
And then so he was, you know, thinking about going to the clippers.
I love you so much.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
So after that, it was like.
If he would have gone at that point, that's how Lakers fans, we would feel exactly how Yankee fans feel.
No, just don't even do that comparison.
Please, can you just erase that.
I can't erase it from my memory.
Take it back.
I can't erase it from my memory.
Okay.
You're a Clippers fan.
I am.
You prayed on our downfall.
I didn't know.
He still does.
He cheapered.
Stop.
Stop.
Making me mad, Maximo.
You brought it up.
Okay.
So, anyways, Suanzoto, though, this will got a lot of money to be.
on the rival team.
Exactly.
He's not 700.
I wanted to mention the stat.
And what does he do?
What is like the main thing about him?
Because like with Otani, you know, like this is like the Babe Ruth of the New Age Baybrook,
modern day Babe Ruth.
He can and then he can bat and he can pitch.
What is it about?
So he's a really good hitter.
He's a 285 career hitter, which isn't the greatest.
It's like it's pretty good.
But it's not the greatest.
He hits for power.
Bats and, you know, runs and stuff like that.
So a lot of people are saying like, man, now as soon as he's on the country,
contract, they're like, he's overrated.
Yeah.
Like, he didn't do.
And the reason that Shoha got so much money was because he's the best hitter and damn near
the best pitcher.
Yeah.
So he's like two players and one almost.
And the stats, like the numbers say that too.
And Soto's just a hitter.
Question.
Does him getting on the Mets give them more of a shot to like make it further?
Because the Mets already were right there.
They were good.
They were really good last year.
So yeah.
And then their owner, Steve Cohen is like stopping at nothing.
Yeah.
He's paying anything to compete.
Steve, Steve Balmer with the clipper.
Yeah, he's literally like the Steve Palmer of...
Because I know he wanted to probably wanted to buy the Yankees,
but then he settled for the Mets, you know, kind of like Balmer in the...
I don't think he might as well.
Thank you for that, Victor.
Yes.
Why didn't he keep comparing this?
Who?
This guy.
Just stop trying to trigger myximo.
Yeah.
He said some very foul things I don't appreciate it.
I love Kobe.
I love Kobe, by the way.
Doesn't it sound like it.
I really do.
All right.
Well, that was your word.
I'm Rose Cranz.
Brought to you by a local Southern California's to other dealers.
I'm Rose Cranz, Victor, Brownback Morning.
I'm power one of us
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Congratulations are in order
To the L.A. Galaxy, okay?
They won their record six MLS Cup championship
On Saturday in a 2-1 victory
Over the New York Red Bulls
I think that's my...
Wow!
That deserves a club.
Yeah, that's not for sure.
And I'm gonna tell you right now as an L-AFC fan
Got a respect.
Yeah.
Respecto.
L. Galaxy, you did that.
also to all my Selvi Galaxy fans
like way, boom.
Yeah, I feel like Galaxy
drove a plane over El Salvador
and just dropped a bunch of jerseys.
I was going to tell you,
where does that fanship come from?
Well, I think the fanship first started
obviously the first L.A.
soccer team.
Yeah, no, the Salvi part of it.
Mauricio Sienfuegos
was a player for Galaxy
and he was like one of the shortest players
in El Salvador that was like
one of the goats, you know?
Because he was one of the shortest?
Salvadorian.
No, but he was short.
But he was short.
Yeah, he's Salvadorian.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
But because of Siom Fuego's,
the Salvadoran community kind of,
like tapped in.
Like, tapped in.
And they stuck around.
It's like the Fernando Valenzuela for.
And they also had, like, Kobe Jones,
and they had Lenin Donovan.
I remember Kobe Jones.
I remember Landon Donovan.
So, they've had some good players.
Oh, I didn't like Landon Donovan.
Oh, but that, you all don't care,
because it's the Mexican, like,
there's a Mexican beef with Landon Donovan.
Because he was on Team USA.
Yeah.
Oh.
Bro.
Landon is from the I.
Yeah, he's from Riverside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he would talk about, like, learning how to play soccer from the homies.
Mm-hmm.
And then he would, like, tap that.
Beat them?
Yeah.
Then he learned how to play.
Then he'd be got Team USA and then they would, like, just run it up on Mexico.
His sole thing was to beat Mexico.
Yeah, like he had, like, a vendetta.
But of course.
Yeah.
Of course, half of our side would love him for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lendon.
How many Salvadorian?
Kids got named Landon.
There's not a real beep.
I don't want to perpetuate the beep
between Saudis and Mexicans,
but you know what?
As a person with a Salvadoran mother
and a Mexican dad,
it's a real beep!
I feel it.
It's like love hate.
That's what they end up together.
You don't know why.
They broke up.
I know, but that's why it starts like,
I hate you.
Who's the fool from USA
that took a tinko
that's teca stadium?
I think it might have...
I don't think it was...
Y'all. Y'all didn't watch
documentary.
I saw that documentary, but I don't remember that one.
Yeah.
Shout out the Galaxy.
Shout out everyone that works over there.
You know, and I have a lot of friends who are Galaxy fans.
Yeah.
But shout out everybody, Nelson,
shout out the homies from Sworn, Menace.
It was Landed Donovan, fool?
Yay!
Oh, was it crazy!
He did what?
And he was on Galaxy?
Oh, hell, that, bro.
He did what?
He peed!
Doesn't everyone pee?
No, he did, like, on the field, like, ah.
Like that little, that little, the little, the little, the little, like, one.
Oh.
Oh, that was him.
Oh, that song was a little bit on their hundas.
Calvin?
Isn't it Calvin?
Yeah, it's Calvin.
He did it on the field?
Or he's a celebration?
No?
No?
I'm reading.
Anyway, yeah, shout out.
Yeah, I did.
Shout out to the homie be nice.
He's super turned up.
And, and the ATM Danny.
ATM Danny.
He got that trophy that single.
The homies that swan.
And then shout out to the guy that tagged me and said Lafc is the real team.
I'm sorry.
Sorry,
that Galaxy is a real L.A. team.
And the Lafc is fake and that influencers get paid to go.
And then he had a picture of me.
And I was like,
who is paying who?
Because I never got paid to go to LAMC.
Mom, he's going for free because I love the team and I bleed black and gold.
He calls you an influencer.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't think about it like that.
I was just focusing on the fact that I didn't get paid.
Yeah.
LAMC games were really fun.
I've also been to a Galaxy game
and I really do like the mascots
and like we went
Like you know it's a trip
I didn't know the underlying
No the underlying Salvi
Like fandom to galaxy
But I'm like oh wait
I did go with our Salvi friend Jonathan
Yeah shout Jonathan
He's so happy
They're like no you got to like the
Cosmo
Is that the character?
Cool
Yeah he's cool
Yeah
There's characters
Yeah
That's cool
I didn't know I couldn't
For a low out
I know I couldn't be fans of both teams
until people started scolding me
really badly.
I just got to choose up and I was just like, okay, well I'm
LAPC.
I guess scolded all the time because I do work with
Avja and I know Leti, we've worked
with Avja a few times.
And they're connected to Galaxy
so I get a lot of the
negativity. And why are they connected to Galaxy? Is it because
they're Salvadorian? Well, because
they have a foundation
that takes
sports to El Salvador and Central
America. So Galaxy
Donate equipment to take to Central America
Hey, L-AFC, we gotta talk, bro.
Hey, L-A-FC rich, we gotta do something.
Yeah, we gotta do something, man.
We lost two years ago.
We got to target this outdoor community.
Let's get the Guatemalans.
What are they doing?
You know, Guatemala's up to the food.
Jeez.
It's funny, it's funny.
It's jokes.
It's soccer.
But, yeah, I mean, salute to them.
Oh, yeah, they're going to have parade in Carson.
I believe it.
I believe it happened.
Yesterday.
That fast?
Did you go?
Fast.
Me?
Why would I go?
You didn't say no.
All of a sudden.
Did your homies go?
A few.
A few the homies went.
Why didn't go?
Because you guys are trying to set me up.
No, we're just asking your question.
I did not go.
There's like confetti on your neck right.
I didn't go, but shout out the homies.
Yeah, shout out Galaxy for winning.
I'll respect to.
Yes, it's still the city.
It's still the city.
I'm never going to be mad when L.A. teams win.
You know what I'm saying? You're not going to be mad when the Clippers win.
No, he's not.
I'll be very mad.
No, you won't.
You're a liar, though.
Yes, I will.
That's the only team I'll get mad.
I don't care if the Chargers win.
I don't care if the Rams win.
By the way, Maxim would have be a big old hater and just ruin our day.
He sent us a photoshop picture of Kobe with the Clippers jersey.
He looked good in it.
And to suezweño.
He really didn't.
He looked nice.
That didn't really happen.
No, he did it.
Well, he did go to the trialouts.
and he thought about it.
Yeah, because he's thinking about Los Angeles.
Yeah, he still went to the trials
and had the jersey on.
Practice jersey.
Prep this up.
It's me.
Hurry us.
Real quick, I got to give a shout out to Bears FC and Coach Lazzano
and to appreciate all the hard work he does for the kids.
And shout out to my to Koyovic for sending this in.
And I'm so sorry, I was supposed to do this on Friday.
Wow.
You were supposed to shout at the coach on Friday?
Yeah.
You really? Say that the coach?
Yes, yes, I'm so sorry.
But yeah, shout out to all the kids. Bears FC soccer team.
And your coach.
Your coach.
Again, big up to my guy Milan that I saw yesterday at the WSS,
a big toy drive that we have for the holidays.
And I'm going to have another one in Friday at the WSS and Bell.
We'll give those details out more as we get closer to it.
But it's going to be a good time.
But every kid gets a toy.
That's awesome.
Plus they have Santa there.
And it was a really amazing Santa.
Like, it's the Santa.
Duh, but it's like a photo booth and all of that stuff.
They had break dancers there.
So they had a celebrity letty and Santa.
Yeah, and Santa.
Wow.
And free toys.
Free toys, all of that.
Yeah.
Did you take the boys?
I took Corito.
And so now this next one have to take Luis because I have to do one at a time.
Yeah.
And then they helped me do giveaways.
Hortito entered the dance contest.
I'm like, bro, you can't win.
You can't win.
Play, but don't get mad when I kick you out of the game.
Because you can't win, brother.
They don't expect the W.S.
says to always be like that now?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
That's how they are with a DD's discount.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
Because we got all the DD's discount openings.
Yeah.
Get the face paint.
There's a collar.
They do balloon animals.
They give away little,
little like dinosaur stuffies.
Oh, cool.
Super tight.
Yeah, shout out to Bears FC.
Yes.
And the coach.
And the coach.
Simp or Pimp.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
SEP Seps, Sip!
Last week, Bad Bunny dropped the song El Club, the Club.
And after he dropped the song, he dropped the music video.
So the music video has been going up.
But before that, I'm going to play you a little teaser of the song.
Okay.
So the song is about his ex.
Yes.
He's saying what is she doing?
It sounds like Word on Rosecrans like from Friday.
I feel like it is like this deja vu?
It's so weird.
It's an update.
Are we doing a replay right now?
Is this word on Rosecaron?
It's the update on the music video of the song.
Can you play the Word on Rosecans?
Yeah, play it, hold on.
All right, what's that one?
Yes.
Bad buddy is missing his ex on thing.
Is that how it started Vic?
After Vic did the word on Rosecrans.
on the song.
Pat Bunny dropped the music video, and in the music video, he had Easter eggs about his ex.
One of the Easter eggs was he was walking his dog that was similar to the dog he had with his girl.
The dog's name is Sansa, and people, when they get dogs, instead of having kids, it's like they're dog parents.
So he was a dog parent with Gabriela to this dog that came out in the video.
It wasn't the actual Sansa, but it was a similar dog.
So then he didn't get to keep the dog with the real life?
Yeah, we don't know that.
So then Gabriel kept the dog?
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
Follow her.
I think she still has a dog.
She has a dog.
Then during the video, there's a part where the house is burning down.
And the only thing he leaves with is a box, which is meant to be like a memory box.
Okay.
And he leaves with that.
And at the end of the video, he buries it.
Almost like saying, like the old me or I don't know, like there's a, there's a,
People are not exactly sure what that means,
but it's a memory box to them.
What if he's bearing the...
The old memories.
No, I feel like it's pretty clear.
It's like all I left.
That's how I buried my chicken.
My chicken, Pasquale.
I did.
We adopted him.
It was a homie's chicken.
You adopted a chicken?
Yeah, I did.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, it was super tight.
And it was so sad because we had two chickens.
And then the other one, Claudio,
I did not name these chickens, by the way.
I would have been,
mine would have been feathery and becky or something.
thing.
Like, that's how
created by,
yeah.
But the other one
would go to where
it was buried.
No way.
Oh, it pays respects.
Yeah.
So sad.
So sad.
But yeah, I did it in a box.
That's crazy.
Well, yeah,
to me it's kind of like
signifying like all I have left
is this box of mess.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, ah.
Here we go.
But how do we know it's to Gabriela
because of the dog?
Because the whole video is about
like their relationship
and him talking about how he misses her.
What is she doing?
Mm-hmm.
But.
Bat Bunny is really simping over Garilla.
Yeah, I know.
On Friday, Big told me.
And I think it's working.
It's working.
Why?
Because there's pictures of them back to, like, kind of hanging out again.
Wait, wait, he's seen her again?
Because he said in the song, he hasn't seen her since 2022.
Yeah.
In the song.
Yeah.
But in the pictures.
What pictures?
Wait, how would you know that, big?
There's pictures.
What?
Because it was on word on worst guys on Friday.
Are you repeating contact?
Cool.
No, no.
Yes, I definitely think that he's time about Gabiela.
And we're all like, yay, do that.
After watching the video, it was like, whoa.
It was a trippy video.
But then you know what I'm thinking?
Like, I'm going all the way back to his previous, like the album before last.
Monaco.
No, Unverano Sinti.
Because he did one after.
Yes.
That's Monaco and then Unverano Sinti.
And in that he leaves her on the beach.
Yes.
Like there he leaves her.
And then in real life, suppose they broke up.
What if this is all just going back to the storyline of that?
Or they knew the whole time, hey, I'm going to leave, we're going to break up.
Yeah.
And then I'll come back into albums.
No, because it's already been too bad on a CEP.
Well, he was.
I don't think the second one was planned.
He was with her.
Yeah, he was.
How are you with someone and make an album about not being with them?
Yeah.
I think he was like too artsy.
Like, he was just like, look.
Then this could be part of the art.
We're going to break up and then it's going to be awesome.
And then like, she doesn't come back.
actually went and was happy without him or something.
Oh, she's like a whole influencer now.
You think you think, what's her name, Kendall was planned in his plans?
No.
I don't think that was in the way that my conspiracy, your brain thinks.
I know.
Sometimes that felt a little too like, like it needs too much sense.
Like a layer.
Yes.
Okay, so you get, there was a music video.
Yes.
From a verano sin thee.
Yep.
And he's, they're at the beach.
Yep.
And then he leaves.
Yeah.
Yes.
He leaves her with somebody.
else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is it that?
If you, that's your girl, you would do a video like that, leaving her with someone
else?
Well, see, right?
Or you do an album or you do an album called Unverano City, but that was your girlfriend.
Yeah.
You were with her that verano.
I mean, there's also, and then he made, the next verano was not her.
No, it wasn't.
Because there was always rumors that they were together.
They were like, but then that was like his best friend.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So even if they broke up, it's almost like an open relationship.
Yeah.
Like she knew.
Like, that's my bestie.
No one never knows.
Yeah, you always say that when you first break up with someone.
No one knows.
Oh, yeah, we're not to get anymore, but you're my best friend.
But she understood.
She's like, all right, this guy blew up.
Like, he's like the biggest artist in the world right now.
He's about to travel.
Like, he's about to, they're about a flop.
She wasn't his, like, Gator from the Mud girlfriend, though.
No.
No.
She dated somebody else before.
Yeah.
That was his getting from the mud.
That's like we said on Friday.
That's the one that's the Gator from the mud one.
Yeah.
That's the get it from the mud one.
I don't think he could talk about her anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When Peek Bad Bunny, he was with her.
Yes.
And that's the one that all the girls hated on.
Remember I spoke about it on?
Yeah.
She's from the same time as him, I think, in Puerto Rico.
I'm not sure.
I think something like that.
Yeah, they're like friends.
Yeah, from a long time ago.
Yeah, one time, one time, Angie told me that on Somer Salah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Crazy, huh?
It's like, it's an update.
We are recycling.
Yeah.
It's a crazy.
It's an update, guys.
And then I remember he had a Coachella set and then both Kendall and.
Oh, yeah.
They were in attendance, right?
He's a little.
He's a little.
legend.
Okay, so what's
Super Pimple?
Of all these little
Easter eggs in the video.
He wants his old thing back.
Yeah.
Or does he already have her
and this is a plan
since two albums ago?
So that means.
A two-year plan?
Yeah, if this is my best friend,
we tell each other everything.
A two-year plan would be insane.
If she would be down
to be in a music video
where he's literally
passing you off to another guy,
do you think she would be down and chill?
Like you guys just said,
she's chill, she understands.
She's just a chill girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then he's a Pimp.
This Pim.
If this is all planned and, you know, being executed like that,
and then along the way he had the whole.
Like all the girls, then this is super Pimp.
And then he came back and she was still there waiting.
Should I DM her at the beach?
Super Pimp.
Yeah, Bailando Sola.
I think it's Pimp.
Yeah.
Pimp a bad bunny because I feel like he's going to win regardless.
The Simp in this situation is literally Kendall.
Oh.
For a L.
This guy is listening to you know a music video or not about the X before you.
But she doesn't understand what he says.
All right.
All right.
I don't know what this is.
Who?
Bad Bunny.
I thought Gabriela because.
Gabriela's kind of a sim.
Yeah.
How?
Yeah.
Especially if she takes him back.
Would you stay with a guy and been like that had a whole public relationship in between?
Yeah.
It's like weird.
Can't go back?
No.
See?
No.
He's a pim.
Bad bunny's a pimp.
Gabriel is a sim.
Was this a whole thing?
Because, okay, like we were saying before,
no one liked Gabriela, you guys, no one liked her.
But a part of it was like, no, we love him, so we hate her.
Like, you know, like, because girls are like that, right?
Yeah.
But then once they break up, all of us are like, oh my God.
Get back with her, right?
Would this be a whole long scheme in order to get people to like her?
Because that bunny was like, bro, no te kine de want to be like.
Like a master marketing strategy?
Last in marketing, but I don't know.
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
It could be.
It could be.
You're saying it's not we love her.
Yeah.
People want her back now.
Because literally people are begging on Twitter.
Like, oh, please take them back.
Go back.
He was with Kendall, that's why.
That's the only reason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Well, this is something.
Yeah.
Something.
Something.
Something.
Something.
Something.
He's going to tell us what we learned.
I churched yesterday.
Yeah.
Oh, he did go to church.
Yeah.
Nice.
How are you, brother?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
At 10 a.m.
On a Sunday.
Wow.
Super early.
English or Spanish?
English.
English.
You went to church?
I'm not judging you, but just.
What do you mean?
I go to church every week.
Wow.
Yeah.
You guys were going to heaven.
I told you there.
Trying to punch our ticket to heaven, Greg.
After church, you went to get yogurt?
No, no, that was way later.
Oh, okay.
And then you watched the Sabrina Carpenter.
That was on Saturday.
And then you went to bed, bath, and body and box breaks?
I didn't go there.
No, I didn't go there.
No.
Oh, what did I learn in church?
I learned that your identity isn't what you do.
Like you are who you are.
Wow.
You know what I'm saying?
So they hit the heart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like most of us we try to like say like, oh, like, so who are you?
And then you leave like, I'm a DJ.
Yeah, you lead with like whatever you do, your profession.
But the minute like that gets taken away from you, who are you at that moment.
And you know who you are?
I was about to what?
Me?
Forget who you are.
Do you know whose you are?
No.
The big.
God.
Yep.
Wow, beautiful.
And then it's like,
Oh, the lesson I learned was that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Remember whose you are, okay?
Yeah.
And then did you go get coffee after and shake it and post it on her Instagram story?
Yeah.
Shut up, fool, you were at Swan Lake.
Yeah.
But you had to go.
And you played Luther.
Yeah.
You probably have a little speaker.
Yeah.
No, he put out his Instagram story.
Everyone knows that I called this on that song, fool.
Oh, no.
His pose didn't hear as much as the one you when he used Luther.
Yeah.
His was just a story.
Yeah, soft post.
Softie.
Mine was very aesthetic, though.
It was not aesthetic.
They looked cold.
She looked really cold.
Poor girl.
Give her a blanket.
Actually, it looked like suffrage.
Yeah.
It was very aesthetic.
And then where after did you go?
Where did you go right after?
We took photos at some lights.
And then you ate popousas.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I thought about you guys when I was doing that, though.
That's a little bit weird.
That's a little bit weird.
Don't think about that.
I wouldn't repeat that.
I was like.
Do not think about me want you to.
Pupusus is
I grabbed her
my hat and I was like Lettie would be so proud
Wow I actually would
I was
What are you
What are you
What did you get?
I don't know that cheese
Con no roco
I didn't know there's like different types
There's so many different types of pupusas
Bro duh
Yeah I was like oh wow
I was so amazed
Then what do you usually get
I don't know just
Whatever they give me
What did she get
Hey you ever be with your partner
And then they know how to order
And we're like
Who taught you that?
Yeah
She said Pupusa
bro
What though
Reuld
Yeah, that one.
I was like, what is it?
She was like, just eat it.
It's everything.
And then she threw all this sauce.
Like this sauce came in bags.
Yeah.
And then she's,
co-curtido and salsa.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't want to be mad.
She's not healthy, right?
No, she's Ecuadorian.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I would ask.
I would definitely ask.
As if she knows maximum.
Yeah.
Whoa.
As if she knows Def Jeff.
Whoa.
No, yeah.
She's like Dorian.
No, it doesn't mean that you would know it.
No.
I don't want to eat now.
I'm going to throw up all that food right now.
I'm going to throw it up right now.
Ask him if you've been to a galaxy game.
Yeah. Stop.
Stop. He's going to be at church this Sunday, what you make.
Come on, brother.
This is what we're doing.
Come on, brother.
Everybody is welcome.
Exactly.
Amen.
We're not making fun.
Yeah, we are.
You know what?
I actually go.
I've dated humor too, fools.
Yeah.
Yeah.
God would laugh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think so.
They're funny pastures.
Yeah.
Oh, they always say jokes.
For sure.
You got to engage the crowd.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Carlos.
Carlos, needs our help.
Carlos.
All right.
Not at the table, Carlos.
Carlos sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownback.
I'm in a bad situation.
Oh, Carlos.
I don't know what to do about it.
He said,
I feel so messed up, so I need your help.
The other day, I went out with my Tio to go have dinner,
and he let me drive his brand new Mercedes AMG there.
Okay.
And we went cruising after.
Then we came to a light, and he told me, do a burnout.
So he put the car in sports mode, and I did a burnout, super finem.
But then midway, the rear tires blew up, and the back bumper broke in half.
Wow.
Huh?
Yeah, because all the pressure from the tires, I'm guessing.
Your back bumper?
Oh, if it falls, if it pops, it falls.
Yeah.
Yeah. So he said, I panic so much and my uncle says it's fine.
He can just get it fixed, but I feel like I should pay him for messing up his car.
He said, also, my theo acts like he doesn't care about the situation to me, but it's been a week and he's been telling everyone we know I don't have the money to fix it and it's super embarrassing.
But even deeper than that, even though I'm grown, 28, I know my parents are about to find out about all this and get on.
my A-S-S about it.
He said, I don't know how much it'll cost.
My Thio won't tell me.
I know it's going to be expensive,
and I realistically can't pay the full thing
with my part-time job.
What should I do, Brownback?
Get a job.
Get a full-time job.
Start with that.
Heartless.
Just kidding.
Play stupid games.
Win stupid prizes.
No, I'm kidding.
He's getting...
Okay, talk to me about this car.
Do you guys know this car?
Mercedes-D-M-G.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Nice, fast.
AMG is like the packaging, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The luxury brand, right?
I mean the luxury.
I mean, loki.
It's the luxury of the luxury.
Yeah, because it's already luxury.
Loki, I know his uncle's kind of saying these things to everybody,
but his uncle's the one that told him to do it.
Yeah.
So in the sense, it's like.
In that car, does that car do those things?
Yeah, they're fast.
They're really fast.
They're really, really fast.
My brother-in-law and my sister have one, and yeah, it's different.
Do a burnout?
Is that what he said?
Yeah.
So burnout is just when the back tires are spinning.
Just to like, just to like take off at the light.
Got it, got it, got it.
So that means the uncle's probably done it and worn out the tires enough that this was like the last.
Yeah.
With threads.
Yeah.
But you know how like, I know how my thios can be.
Like, they don't stop.
It's like, ah, he did this and he broke.
Yeah.
Like now it's going to be like the top of the family.
Yeah.
Now he can't wait to tell people because it's funny.
And he's probably really not tripping on the money.
At all.
But it's such a funny story he can tell to people.
But it's embarrassing to how lot of Carlos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, he doesn't find it funny.
You know what I'm saying?
He feels bad about it.
Yeah, because it's an expensive car.
Yeah, but your Theo told you to do it.
Your Theo's rich already.
Also, why do you have a part-time job at 28?
That's weird.
He is tough out here, Angelica.
Maybe he's going to school.
Man, these bumpers are expensive.
If you live with your mom?
They range from like 700 to up.
Yeah, 5,000?
Yeah.
Depends on the bumper.
Also, okay, can they just, like, file a claim with the insurance?
That's a whole thing, though.
If it was meant for.
What?
Okay, okay, so hold on.
Is it set up?
Because, you know, like, when you one time had that guy put that place on fire, so the insurance?
What did you do, Maximo?
That was a long time ago.
I'm just kidding.
I remember how we talked about the scam last week of, like, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Someone goes and picks up your computer and then you go in like, hey, someone, that's not me.
You know, I'm here to pick up my computer.
Why do you make that voice?
Because you're in disguise.
It's like a chat, GBT voice.
So, you know, like that stuff?
Yeah.
Okay.
So what would it be, how do I say this?
Is there any way that you would get those kind of tire your wear out not doing the burnout?
She's driving a lot.
Yeah, depending on how you drive the car.
You could just say I was driving in the terrain.
Like if I'm an insurance person and someone comes up, like, oh, I was driving in
the terrain and then my cars blew my tires blew out and then my bumper's messed up it's kind of obvious
okay you have terrain insurance i don't know it's kind of obvious when both of them on the back
blew out though like if it was just one uh-huh i feel like that that's regular yeah but both of them
blowing on in the bag is that what he said but also it's a mercedes so they would not even think
they're doing that in events he said both the tires yeah yeah possibly the rear tires maybe you could
say like you you ran over something and they blew out not in the amg carlos
Explain it, please.
Okay, Carlos.
No, explain the reference.
Okay, the hangover when they found a baby
when everybody was hung over the next day.
Yeah.
And then...
Was the baby's name Carlos?
Yeah.
No.
They just named it Carlos.
They just named it Carlos.
They just named it Carlos.
This is a little white baby.
And then Alan, is that?
Yeah, Alan.
Alan, Zach Guilofanakis character.
He just made like a funny hand movement with the baby.
And then he's like, not at the table, Carlos.
Hangover.
Yeah.
I still don't get it.
You haven't watched it?
You haven't seen The Hangover?
Yeah.
I don't.
No, wait, hold on.
You haven't seen a hangover.
I've probably seen it.
I don't remember the things you guys remember.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
One of the greatest movies in all times.
Yeah, I watched documentaries.
Oh, sorry.
I'm kidding.
Her arms were cut off.
Yeah.
And her body was found in horses.
I love those two.
She's going to know what documentary that is?
Oh, yeah.
They got on the body where?
Oh, yeah, I know that.
Yeah.
Okay, well, Carlos.
Carlos needs our help.
Carlos, his Thio let him drive his Mercedes AMG.
They went cruising.
They went to dinner.
And his Theo told him, hey, do a burnout.
See, Kama Kut?
Put it in sports mode.
Wait, do not Kermar.
Yeah.
And so the back tires blew out.
And then the bumper broke in half.
And so now he says, don't worry about it.
Thiel says, don't worry about it.
I'll pay for it.
Don't worry about nothing.
But the Thio is telling everybody.
making jokes.
Everybody making jokes.
Can't stop laughing at the fact that he can't pay.
And he's just like, yeah, he burned out.
Do you have someone in your family that you know, like, it would be horrible if I owe this person money?
It could be a Tio, it could be a cousin.
It could be a sibling that it's like, the last person that I want to be owing money is this person.
Yeah, my uncle, robber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because he'll bug me and he'll bug me and I'll forget.
And I never paid him.
I paid him one day.
Oh, so you have.
You have him money.
We placed bets, that's why.
I was talking hypothetical.
Oh, no.
What do you owe him money for?
What plays bets?
But like what?
Betting for specific sports?
Yeah, but like, what did you lose?
You bet on the Padres, huh?
A lot of different games.
Even teams that, yeah, yeah.
It is.
And even teams that I don't even watch.
I'm like, no, I'm going to go against you, bro.
Just to do it.
Just to do it.
Just to do it.
So then you owe me.
And he'll text me, and he'll text me, and he'll text me, and he'll text me up, blow me up,
blow me up.
Wow.
And I'm like, oh, all right, cool.
All right, here's my money then, bro.
I should be more like Robert.
Me and Greg bet $500 and the Dodgers' Poudreys,
and he's never paid me.
I never made a bet.
Wow.
For real?
That never made a bet against him.
Maximo, you got a couple people to collect from.
Yeah, that's cool.
I'm going to wait.
You're waiting for it to stack up, right?
Yeah.
Smart, smart, smart.
My grandma would do that, too.
Angie, Vic, anyone that you know, like, I would hate to hold this person.
Probably my grandpa, because not because he'll make fun of me,
he would be in deep, deep concern.
And he would tell everybody, but in a concern, but he'd be like,
and Victor, st.
Yeah.
But everybody would know about it.
He asked me for money and I gave him $2,000.
Yeah, yeah.
Is something going on?
Exactly.
He would tell every, he would ask everybody if they thought it was okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Does he have a drug problem?
And I was just, no, I just, I just went ham at the, at sacks or something.
You need your help, grandpa.
Yeah, that would be.
You're right.
Angie, if you have no.
My mom would be the same way, too.
And she would shame me for it.
to your age and you're
spending the
money of your mom?
Wow.
I can hear her.
And how much do you have saved?
Yeah.
I'm worried,
mom.
I'm scared.
Yeah.
For me, it's my husband.
Oh.
Yeah,
because he'll just
invoice me and I was just like,
yeah.
He keeps sending the emails?
Yeah.
And then it comes like a collector?
Yeah, he does.
I can show him to you.
No way.
Does he ever call you from like that?
Third notice.
Yeah, he's invoiced me before.
He sent you a W-9?
Yeah.
But guess who doesn't do the invoicing back?
Me.
Because I could too.
Have you ever got a 1-800 call from him?
Yeah, we're calling from the Horipanichia Estates
that you have not paid your invoice in 60 days.
We will report this to the collection.
Federal Bureau.
Does he hire spectrum, but they're like,
this is not about spectrum.
This is the horror.
He called us.
We're calling on behalf.
You're laughing.
It's really something that gets the way of our marriage.
Don't invoice your freaking wife, dog.
What is the invoice?
Child care.
Previously he would invoice me for child care.
Because child care is very expensive.
It is.
Very.
Yeah.
But I'm not invoicing him for the bills that I pay or the target shopping sprees I have for his kids or the robucks I pay for.
So.
So I think you need a.
Or my phone bill because they use my phones on YouTube phone.
Anyways.
It's okay.
What was this about again?
I think you need a better accountant.
I know I'm very happy in my marriage.
I just hate the invoicing.
You need a better.
Accounts.
And then Loki, it's my fault.
Girls, let's talk about it.
Look, we're always independent.
Oh, we got our own, blah, blah, blah.
Like, maybe we should just reconsider saying all of that.
Because what these fools end up doing is that, you're so independent.
Pay have not, bro.
Because it's supposed to be that, yes, I am independent, but I don't have to be with you.
Duh.
Stupid.
I'm still doing it.
I'm literally still doing it.
So you need a man in your life?
No, I have one.
She has to stop in.
That's not saying women need men in their life?
I just need him to stop, I don't know, watching Tate or something, whatever that's funny.
Yeah, at your Tate.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I don't know what you like you.
He's a high-value man.
He's a high-value man.
Yeah, he is a high-value man.
But what am I?
You're a high-value man.
I'm not freaking recognized at the sizzler, bro.
You're facing somebody.
You're high-valued women.
Jesus Christ.
With invoices.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just at one point, this pride thing is going to go out to window, bro.
I don't have a lot of it.
enough but I get it.
At first, okay,
invoice me,
cool, I got it,
I can pay it,
bro, chill out.
Yeah, one or two,
I get it, but your whole life.
Yeah.
Well, he has a good accounting.
That's what.
True.
You need to get into that.
And just don't tell him
if you get any raises.
Yeah.
Oh, no,
he thinks that make,
him.
He makes like on the same
street team.
That's what you're doing
the street team hits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm on in the flame unit.
Yep.
Okay, this guy, Carlos, his freaking Theo.
Because he burned out the tires to his Theo's bends.
But also the Theo told him like, hey, do this thing that I do.
You're driving my car, your test driving it, do some type of, what is it, burnout?
Yeah.
He did the burnout.
It blew the tires that hit the bumper and it was all bad.
And the Theo's like, it's fine.
You have to pay for it.
However, it's going around telling all the family, hey, this kid, this kid, man.
You should have seen his face.
Look at my car.
Look at my car.
And he can't pay for it now.
He turned like a ghost when the tires pop.
Here he comes.
Say boo.
I wish I recorded it.
Hey, boo.
Hey, he's crazy, scary, spooking, hilarious, huh?
Andrew.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Andrew in Los Angeles.
What's that, bro?
What's going on?
Andrew, what would you tell our homie Carlos?
I'll tell the homie to stop tripping about his family laughing at him.
His uncle did give him.
him the idea to do it.
And it's not his fault that the uncle
got a
salvage bins from a mom and pop style.
Oh.
Go, Andrew.
Wow.
That's very possible.
It's not my bad of your car salvaged.
Yeah.
That is wild.
He just got to go back like, yeah, I crashed his yonke.
Yeah.
That's wild.
It's a AMG.
It's not even an AMG.
It's an MAG.
Oh, my God.
You get a good salvage car out there.
Yeah.
If the airbags don't work, like the passenger airbag doesn't work.
Yeah, you can.
Salvation.
Maximonos.
Yeah.
Marcionos at all.
But could it just be you burn out the tires?
Crazy.
It could.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah.
He can make fun of them back.
Ah, I say yonke.
You can't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
But that still doesn't go deal with the money part.
Yeah.
It doesn't, but if you, if you like make fun of them back.
Yeah.
Or you could lie and be like, he's still open him.
Yeah.
Or you could lie and be like, he's begged me to pay him.
I'm not going to pay him.
He's so rich.
All right. Jorge.
If he's red, he can.
Jorge.
Jorge.
Stop in voicing me.
I'm kidding.
Wrong, Jorge.
Wrong, Jorge.
What up?
How's it going?
What are you going?
Long time, no talk.
I know.
How are you, bro?
Did you go on vacation?
Nah, then I had to do some little hollet down south.
Oh.
You back up.
You back up and we up.
Okay.
There we go.
Jorge, talk to me.
What would you tell the homie car?
Lowe's.
Yeah, that's a setup.
The uncle knows what stuff, man.
The uncle was over there trying to do this, do this for a while.
He probably had the tires on balls, and it just happened.
You know, the uncle's, it's fault.
But if that's the case, man, just cleaning up with them, put some cheap tires, parking somewhere.
Any major street in Whittier, and that thing will get rear in there a couple days.
Not wrong.
Not wrong.
He's not wrong.
You know.
That's how you got to put it in Hills, bro.
That's how you got to where you're at, right?
So you're saying
Do insurance fraud
Yeah, basically
I'm not saying that
I'm just saying
You go down with here
They always see his cars crash
Two three in the morning
You're all wrecked
Yeah
It'll happen soon enough
It'll happen soon enough
It'll happen soon enough
Yeah and there you go
He can get another little
No salvage AMG
Yeah
Everybody's
Clowning the field car
Shout out of it
Thank you for calling him
Bro happy holidays
People can't have A&Ds out here
Huh
It's so true
A&DGR
like on the streets so everybody just always
crashes out there always like all the time
it never fails I feel like that's everywhere there's specific streets where you know
like don't park here yeah yeah I might get hit
on a weekend
at 2 in the morning no on a weekday too I've heard lots of crashes
all the time damn yeah okay
that could maybe solve the money issue
yeah not I'm not gonna lie I'm trying to see the other way around
the other way around just being morally
I'd like to get them to stop talking or just in general
to figure to
solution the homie to give the homie some solutions yeah we got carlos from long beach
carlos i'm reading your notes before i go to you carlos that word that you put you can't say that
word on the radio okay even if it's in spanish okay carlos okay no tegazel yeah i got you i got
go carlos well let me tell you real quick it's the uncle's fault it's the uncle's fault
right next time the uncle's the uncle's clown it's the uncle's fault it's the uncle's fault you
know what i'm the next time the uncle's trying to clown them you know what and next time the uncle's
trying to clown them, just tell him like, who's the
tonto that told me to do it?
You know what it's right?
He can't afford it. If the uncle can't afford it, just tell
the uncle, let's go collect some cans for you so we can go
get you that bumper. How many? Bamos.
Oh, she!
I like it. I like it.
Carlos, have you ever older family member?
No, not what I want to.
I know. It's just too much. Like, ugh.
They'd be telling everybody.
Especially a female, an independent female.
If you owe independent female, it's the word.
Oh, what about him?
Why, Carlos?
Why?
Like, independent female what?
A female mosquito, a female zebra, a female what?
You know, no matter how independent they think they are or they are, they'll always need a man in their life.
You know what I mean woman?
Do you mean woman?
Huh?
Do you mean women?
Do you mean women?
Do I need a woman?
I didn't say that.
He didn't ask that.
I do a job myself, but it's better with a woman, you know what I'm.
You're having a totally different.
He's venty.
Yeah.
So I said, do you mean a woman?
Not do you need a woman?
I could tell you need a woman by the way you call us females.
By females, what do you mean?
No, it's just let people talking about independence.
So I was just saying, you know.
Whoa, what are you saying?
You got triggered, huh?
No, I didn't get triggered.
I just think it's funny when I hear that, you know?
Hear what?
No matter how independent they are, they think.
They are.
They'll always need a man in their life.
And just how you need a woman in your life right now.
Because you're lonely, huh?
Yeah.
A holiday?
No, I'm not lonely.
No, no, I'm not lonely.
I'm not lonely.
But I'll always meet a woman in my life.
That part.
Yeah.
Women are not beautiful creatures.
You know what I'm saying?
We are not creatures, cool.
Yeah.
And just for the record, they're not.
They're not objects, right?
They're like human beings.
No, they're creatures.
No, no.
And at Costco, they come in the back.
Hey, how many females do you have in your life?
All these men.
Yeah, how many creatures?
How many females do I have in my life?
Yeah, how many of them are dependent on you?
I don't know.
I'll tell you the truth, a few and stuff, you know?
Oh, he calls.
I'm with you, though.
I'm with you all.
I think we all need each other.
We do.
I think that's the best pairing, all of that.
I don't think he's getting what I said, but I'm just letting it.
Women are beautiful creatures.
It's perfect.
I remember I had a homie.
Hey, Dre, I'm talking about you.
Not dear to Dre, my homie, he was like, I can't wait to get so rich that I can have like three wives.
And I was like, bro, we're not cars.
And he's like, yeah, but if I get rich enough, you are.
But if I have a three-car garage.
Right.
That's a car for each of them.
So it's the world.
It's the world, sisters.
That's what we live in.
He seems so triggered right now.
Andrew, no, I'm not.
I was trying to get what he meant by females.
Female is, it describes something.
Right.
Yeah.
There's female dogs.
Yeah.
There's all screws.
Or you mean women.
It's crazy.
It's like, these males out here?
It doesn't make sense.
Male what?
Alpha males.
All right.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Good morning.
What's up, Andrew?
What's up, Drew?
All right, good morning, brown bag
It's a burger again
When's the Diaz?
Andrew, talk to us
We have...
Man!
Go ahead, tell me.
I don't know, you are.
Man, are you going to talk to a guy?
All right, hold on.
No, no, no.
So, look, he's driving to AMG.
Salvers are not, I mean, regardless,
dude should have known what he was telling the kid to do.
And if his car is not built to show off,
stop trying to show off.
You didn't even know.
Maybe he didn't even know how to do a burnout.
Yeah.
But it's an uncle's fault.
And as far as being made fun of, I mean, like the other guy said, hey, you know, like, can you afford to get your car fixed?
You're the one that told me to do it.
Right.
Yeah.
Hey, I don't think that dude was picking up with him down that deal.
I mean, because as soon as you said, female, what, I was like, oh, man, he messed up.
So I'm not.
We're having two combos in.
There we are.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay, Andrew.
I know we're all just female.
else to you guys.
Oh,
definitely not.
I think he might have meant
creation.
They're beautiful creation.
Female creation.
No, beautiful creation.
Beautiful creations.
Oh,
instead of beautiful creatures.
I get you.
But hey,
I wanted to tell you,
you know what,
I've been praying,
and you guys are really encouraging.
And Vic,
man,
you're like an inspiration.
I really look up to you.
Oh, thank you.
You know,
all you guys is a crew,
I really wanted you guys
to understand what you guys are doing,
how you guys are impacting.
I mean,
dead center of downtown and I don't know how many thousands of people are listening
with but your conversations are so wonderful and impactful like you literally are
affecting a lot of people and I just want you guys to know that and it's all fun in games
oh by the way joker he is awesome and I've known like four or five of them and he's by far
the best you know like five jokers think yeah yeah in my past life I mean I I did lose about
about 10 10 well that's about 12 years bro wow
You said you've been praying?
That's why.
I've been praying, you know, like, because you guys are impactful.
And you guys, I mean, I'm the, I'm the Andy that called in, like, the friend's own guy.
And, you know, like, the Christian.
Oh, yeah.
That's right, brother.
My God.
Hey, but you know what?
Jesus Christ and however you're living your life, I mean, you know, there is a code and, like, a conduct that you will be led to.
But there's no judgment and all that stuff.
It's just coming to a realization of being God's children, right?
and start following the rules of how a child would act.
That's how I would describe it.
Amen.
You guys are sharing that in a way.
That's so tight.
Thank you, Ann.
I'm just trying to get Greg to join us.
Yeah.
Yeah, he just got to know that Jesus loves him too, bro.
Yeah, he made fun of me for going to church.
Yeah, he shamed him.
Yeah.
You know how, I mean, God said spread the word, and look what you just did.
Like, do you know the thousands of people of what you guys are doing right now?
I'm spreading something.
it. So, you know,
great job.
Dude, stop trying to show off on your car,
you know, whether it's salvaged or not.
I mean, that's from 400 to 500
or up to 600 horsepower in that car.
Yeah.
You don't got the right tires on it.
They're going to blow.
And if they blow and you got that, you know,
bumper, it's going to, it could blow up that back bumper.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm kind of an idiot, but.
Hey, Andrew.
I did my back to get a few things in there.
Go ahead.
I just want to recap real quick, because you were the guy,
that was on trips with a girl.
Yep.
And,
but that's your home girl, right?
But you're like,
you're going to take her on tour.
Yeah,
because you're like ready and willing to like,
to drop anything at the drop of a dime.
Should she want to be with you?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
God's amazing because right after that,
I was supposed to go to her birthday
and I ended up going to your guys,
this brown bag,
uh,
the mashup.
Yeah.
And, uh,
I didn't go.
You know,
uh,
but then like that,
that birthday,
because you guys get me tickets for my birthday.
Yeah.
My,
my,
friend from high school
messaged me
and she was like
my first girl
that I always wanted to be with
but she was way too pretty
to the school cheerleader
she was like the cheer captain
and all that stuff
yeah yeah
so I started talking to her
and now you know
God let me introduce a different election
and I'm no longer friends on Andy
I got a girlfriend
Hey
my boy
yeah you see
I inspired my boy Andy
get out of the friend zone
that's right
Look at you.
That sounded like the...
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is like a movie.
Let's go.
I appreciate you.
Go, man.
It's like one of those testimonials on the Kanye's workout play.
Yes.
And I rode a car.
And I rode a friend.
He's like, now he has a girlfriend.
Let's do.
Look what we do.
We change your life.
Let me and Angie.
You are amazing women.
I really feel like you guys are doing a great job out there for the women.
And I really appreciate your stance on being as a vulnerable that you guys all are at the group as well.
So thanks again.
Hey, what happened to the other girl?
Let's you all.
What happened to the friend zone girl?
Yeah, what happens to the friend zone girl?
She's just a friend.
She's a couple years older and she got, she got hired at a really good job too.
The girl that I'm with now, she's like a manager of like this.
She's in one of these high rises I'm looking at right now.
Oh, that's a nice view.
Upgrade.
Upgrade.
Yeah, yeah.
And they give her the wood again.
I'll catch you guys that went on the meet and greets.
You know, this will stop being an Andrew update.
Hey, Andrew, what'd you go to jail for?
Excuse me?
Well, I'm a little bit of a fighter, and, you know, I like that.
I'm like the little guy, so when people, like, mess with me.
Yeah.
I started.
Well, back in my old day before I was like.
Who'd you shoot?
You shot somebody.
I was more of like, it was the APW, so it was a deadly weapon.
Yeah.
Oh, the bottom.
Oh, he cracks someone with a bottom.
So, hey, no, praise God, he forgives me, and I changed my.
life.
Hey, man.
That is.
Let's go, Andy.
I love that.
I believe it.
I believe it, bro.
Every saint has a past.
Every sinner has a future.
Let's go, brother.
Amen.
In the Bible, you know that he persecuted people and he ended up
becoming the greatest saint from killing
Christians to actually saving them.
You know, I was on the dark side.
Now I'm serving the Lord.
Praise God.
Let's go.
Praise God.
What was a deadly weapon?
A knife.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Torres Beto.
I know how I knew that.
Now that knife is a Bible.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Now the only weapon he uses is a Bible.
Let's go.
Well, I don't know that.
Yeah, I don't.
The Bible is referred to as a sword.
So I've turned in my little middlely knife for an upgraded for the biblical word, which is the sword.
Wow.
Jesus, course.
I love you.
Oh, I love you. God, Jesus Christ.
I love it.
That was great.
That was a victory.
Thank you.
Thank you, Andy.
The outreach.
Vic, you are so inspiring, Vic.
No.
You better stop.
He really is.
I thought she said victory outreach.
He's a very.
You said that, right?
What?
You said victory outreach?
I don't know what I said.
Oh, okay.
I'm just a girl.
I'm just a girl.
A woman.
We're just a creature over here.
Beautiful creation.
What would you like me to do?
Man, male.
Master.
Men need more.
Can we serve you some water?
Actually.
You don't have any grapes?
Hold on.
That sounds pretty nice, actually.
We have the home.
By the way, I got to give this shout out.
Yesterday we're at WSS, the big toy giveaway that we do for the holidays.
It's a toy drive.
Every kid gets a toy.
When you hear about this, make sure you bring your little ones, man.
It's such a nice time to be there.
And then there's like so many activations and giveaways throughout the day.
You get to take full.
photos with Santa, I'm out there hanging out too.
This girl came up to me, her name was Cookie, and she was like, hold up, you're Leti?
And I was like, yeah, and she's like, you sound so different than you look.
And I was like, wait, what?
I didn't know you're going to look like that.
And I was like, wait, what?
And she's like, yeah, I thought you were going to be some big gangster bee.
She's like, yeah, I thought you would be like this big gangster.
And I was like, I am.
Are you telling me that I'm not?
And she's like, yeah, I thought you were just going to be
some big old buff gangster girl.
So I really feel like we need to get some type of photo out there.
Like, oh, yeah.
I don't know.
What do I sound like to you?
Kind of like a big gangster girl?
Yeah.
And I thought that was tight.
I was like, cool, you think of a big gangster girl?
I don't know.
I am.
But it was tight.
Watch you're going to see people run into.
Like, oh, you don't sound like that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out to old school OG at Power 106.
Tito from Tito's Top 4 of 4.
I used to be like, the Tito that I see in my brain and the Tito that I ended up seeing like how he really looks, I'm like totally different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't even know how it looks.
Exactly.
Same.
Number one.
You know how you always just picture somebody?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Everybody's like, oh, you're Mexican.
I'm like, yeah.
I thought you were like a white boy, like a Chad.
I'm like, I'm not.
I'm Mexican.
Yeah.
Well, you got to work a bro.
Bro.
He's trying to not to get picked up by the wave of people that's going to
Hey, Greg, have you ever ran into any of the girls you used to call on that 1-800 number?
What?
The local?
Local Latinos?
Oh.
Big, has anyone ever told you?
That I looked different?
I just thought that was really sad.
I was like, alright.
That's cool.
I don't think so.
Big gangster bee.
That's a cool compliment, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like, actually you look exactly like how you sound.
You know what?
That is.
You know what?
That is.
That is true.
I don't know if that's a thing.
If that's a good thing
Like Sophia Regara
You like that
Because some girl came
I was at Macy's right on Saturday
And so this girl
She's like
Oh you're anjjia
She's like
Now I hear the voice
It's very distinct
You have a very distinct voice
I was so embarrassed
I even ask her like
What does that mean?
Yeah that's like
I don't know if that's a good compliment
I'm like
Go girl
You're the gift card
It was just that
It was just that
It's this Thursday
Yeah
Today's the ninth Jose
Yes Jose
Talking ish to you
On there
Wow with the Virgin Mary
We're trying to decide
When the Viggen de Wadalupe's birthday is
It's 12
Today is a 9th
So in three days
Look 9 12 12
10
11
I have no idea
If you know of a church
That's doing
A Vita de Wala Lupe
Oh las manitas
Yeah tell me
I need to go
I thought like every
Every church sit there
I don't know which church, Angie.
I watch church on YouTube.
Oh.
I don't have a church.
I don't have a church.
I wouldn't be like,
no, I don't want to go to Vix Church.
No.
You know my church?
I went to one in Fullerton.
I need like a Spanish church.
Okay, yeah.
The one I went to is English.
Yeah, I went to.
English.
You're English too?
Yeah.
What?
Wow.
English or Spanish.
I asked you that.
You said English.
I used to go to this church in Glenda called Holy Family,
and it was, they would do English service
and they would do Tagalog surgery
Spans service.
Service.
Oh.
Tagalog is Filipino.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I got to figure it out.
Yeah, yeah.
So I got to figure it out.
But if you know of one, if your church is,
if you're part of a church group and you're,
because clearly we have that audience now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let us know where the party's at.
Beautiful.
Really?
Yeah.
We're trying to sing in the club for her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go show.
It's your birthday.
Go show.
Let's start our own church.
I'm down.
I'm down.
No.
No.
You're a Padre.
It's okay.
They don't know.
Yeah, I can't go to that one.
Why?
He's a Padre.
You're dumb.
Oh, you don't celebrate the person who married's birthday home.
Anyway, we are doing...
High birthday to her though.
Let's not get into that.
Oh, yeah, he's the Christian.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Can we, uh...
You have the Vita.
You have the Lupa on your sweater.
You wore that on your sweater.
I've wore it before, yes.
Yeah, a lot of times, but...
What?
I believe...
I respect the culture, though.
I know, I know.
It doesn't make sense.
But he wears the Virgin Mary, but he doesn't pray to the Virgin Mary.
Yeah.
Okay.
To each their own.
To each their own.
He respects the culture.
You know what?
I have a homie that is non-denominational.
Like, matter of fact, he's actually like a, what's the one that?
An atheist.
But he loves the Vignton of Wadalupe because he loves how she looks.
He's like a jeweler dude.
And so he loves.
Oh, like the aesthetic.
Like the aesthetic of the Vatheen.
I was like, okay.
Tweet their own.
Twitch their own.
Trees their own.
For sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Justita loves you.
Also.
Okay, we have tickets to go to Universal Studios, Hollywood.
We got a family four-pack to enjoy that, the holidays at Universal Studios, Hollywood.
And we are going to be playing a clip from a movie, a Christmas movie, okay?
I just hope you know that it shouldn't be a home-along because Angie does not qualify that as a Christmas.
Angie doesn't know.
I know.
She doesn't know.
What are you trying to say about this female?
I'm trying to say that she doesn't know about Christmas.
She doesn't celebrate it.
She is, you don't even celebrate it.
You don't even celebrate.
What does my sweater say?
Tuki, Tuki, Tuki, Tuki.
Exactly.
Exactly, fool.
Exactly.
She don't know about Christmas movies.
You don't know about it.
I don't think Univision have, like, their own version of movies.
Yes, they do.
Bro, now you're hating us.
You better stop today.
You did Kobe slander?
I know.
You did Catholic slander.
And now you're doing a whole.
I know.
Christmas slender.
Okay.
Univision slander?
Yeah, they had Santa Claus versus
is the Diabrito.
Yes.
Guess who you are?
You look exactly like him.
Anyways.
This is true.
This is true.
Holidays at Universal Studios Hollywood.
We got four tickets, four tickets where you can be married.
You can be merry over there.
Can I get too?
Yo, Grinchmas is so dope.
Every time I've gone, the Grinch is like really turned down.
Oh, yeah.
He's in character.
Yeah, he's in full character.
He'll say everything.
He takes someone sucks the other day.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Nah, he's so cool.
Yeah.
I also saw this real.
that the Grinch said he's a Sagittarius.
And I was like, yes, let's go.
He said that?
Yeah, I'll send it to you.
Hater, Capricorn.
Okay, so you can play Holidays at Universal Studios, Hollywood.
We got four tickets for you, and we got Collier stand on the line.
We got Annalid.
Yes, Annalid.
Annalid.
Can you spell your name?
It's A-N-A-L-D, like a lid, An-A-L-L-L-L-E.
Oh, okay, okay.
We just want to make sure
because we thought it was a Humbert.
What is your name mean?
It's very beautiful.
Humbert.
My mom said she liked Anna and then she just added lid.
She wanted to put a lid on it?
She put a lid on it?
Annali, shut up.
Her mom didn't say that.
She thought you talked to him.
Annalit, put the lid on it.
Annalit, Al-Li.
When she tried to open, like, a peanut butter jar at the time,
she's like, Anna.
She's like, Anna.
Is that Lina.
Annalit.
Wait, she really told you that?
That's literally how I have to describe it every time.
Oh, my God.
Nobody knows how to pronounce it.
Yeah.
I'm like, just think about a lid.
Anna and I'm like a lid.
Put a lid on Anna and I'm literally like that crazy.
All right, I'm going to play you a clip from a Christmas movie, okay?
You are going to tell me what Christmas movie that is, all right?
Okay, sounds good.
Oh, so confident.
Come on, analytics.
Why do you feel nervous?
I don't know.
I just hope I get it correct.
I'm trying to take my kids to Universal, so we'll see.
I'm a little nervous.
How old are you being?
No, don't do it.
It's time.
I have an 11-year-olds, a 9-year-old, and a 6-year-old.
Oh, you have 3.
The 6-year-old did it for Lettie.
You what?
All right, I'm going to play, okay?
You ready?
Okay, I'm ready.
Go.
All right.
You sit on a throne of life.
Lies.
Jeez, what is that?
What?
I don't even know.
I don't know what that was.
I'm gonna play it one more time.
Just think of freaking Christmas movies.
Hold on.
You sit on a throne of lies.
It sounds so evil.
I love that part.
It's a whisper.
You sit on a throne of lies.
Five.
Four.
Annali, please just say something.
Just say it.
Just say something.
One.
What?
The green?
Oh.
The green?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hold on the line, Annalise.
Hold on the line.
Hold on the line.
Poor six, nine, and eleven.
Yeah.
They're going to put a lid on their,
on their lid on their lid on their lawn.
Put a lid on it, mom.
You didn't get us the Grinchman.
All right.
Siomara.
Hi, baby girl.
Hello.
Reping all the way from Temecula.
Temecula.
Wine.
Is Yamara, do you drink wine over there?
I'm not a wine drinker.
Oh.
I'm all like coquito.
Oh, let's go.
Strike!
All right.
Siomara, we're going to play you a Christmas movie snippet,
and you're going to tell us which Christmas movie I was, okay?
That other one was hard.
Did you know which one it was?
No.
Just for the record, this...
You sit on a throne of lies.
Is from elf.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When Buddy the elf is confronting the fake Santa in front of all the kids.
Yes.
It's a good part.
All right.
All right. Are you ready, Mamasita?
Okay.
Ready or not?
I like you.
All right.
Check this out.
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.
What are these?
Maximo.
They're classic moments.
Oh, my gosh.
I know.
See, Omar.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's maximal.
It's a lot.
I'm going to play one more time.
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we
Can't see.
That's so, I know what that is.
Oh, could it be the Christmas Chronicles?
I don't know.
Oh, I like that movie.
I like, that doesn't exist.
It does.
What are you talking about?
It's on Netflix.
I watched it.
I've never heard of it.
I know.
There's part one and two.
She made that up.
You made that up?
No.
Oh, how do you know that?
Because I watched it.
Because she's Christmas.
You two are the only two people to watch it.
It is not.
It is not.
But hold on the line, baby girl.
Hold on the line, Siomara.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You need to chill out.
Yeah, what was that?
What was that?
Angie, tell them.
The Polar Express.
See?
That's polar.
Look, play it, and you can hear the train in the background.
Yeah.
I want to hear it.
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.
They're in a locomotive.
Yeah.
It's clear.
Have you seen the Polar Express?
It scares me.
It does.
It's a great movie.
It's a little creepy.
Nancy and Downey, Nancy.
Nancy.
This is making me mad.
They are.
Nancy.
You guys need to have more Christmas spirit in your home.
I hope that you know Christmas movies because Maximo chose like the hardest Christmas
movies to give us.
Oh no, Maximo, come on.
You got this.
Don't worry about it.
I want to give you these Hollywood at, holidays at Universal Studios, Hollywood tickets, okay?
But you just got to tell me what movie this is, all right?
I believe in you.
Okay.
All right.
Sounds good.
Check this out.
Turbo Power
What?
Oh, okay, no, no, okay, I get what he said.
It was very hard to pick it up.
I'm going to play one more time.
He chose the hardest ones.
He chose the hardest ones.
Hold on.
That was he?
Back to the future?
No.
I don't even know what he's saying.
You can't answer.
Can I say what he's saying?
It's Turbo Time.
Yeah, I can't really.
Yeah.
He's saying it's Turbo Time.
The governor.
The governor.
Oh, that one is
Five
Four
Three
Two
Is it the first Christmas
What is it
The first Christmas
I like you Nancy
You're so cute
You're trying to buy time
I love it
Is it the first Christmas
And that one
That's a movie that has Christmas
All right hold on the line baby girl
Bro
What was that one I said
That's a classic
What was it?
It was freaking.
Chingo all the way.
The one where the governor's in it.
Yes.
What did you hear his voice?
It should have?
Is there other parts of that movie that would be more memorable?
Something with Simbad.
Carla.
Hello?
Carla, these are very hard movies.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, too.
We need to find people to get tickets to.
You guys don't watch Christmas movies?
We do.
I do.
I know.
Did you?
Did you get any of the ones that we played, were you like, ah, I would have got that one?
Just the first one.
The elf.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, it's your turn.
All right.
You ready?
Yeah.
I made my family disappear.
Wait.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, my God.
Let's go.
Finally!
Someone win!
Baby girl, you got four tickets to Universal Studios Hollywood.
Congratulations.
She deserved to win, see?
Let's go.
He does it.
Oh my God.
Are you all right?
Are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Do you see?
Because as the Christmas movie, Angie, you need to please recognize it as a.
Congratulations, Mamasita.
You enjoy that time at Universal Studios, okay?
Okay, thank you so much.
Oh, wow.
Wait, while you're crying, say, who hooked you up?
Yeah, yeah, while you're crying, say, I love you brownback.
Go.
Thank you.
Say, I love you, brown bag.
I love you, brown bag.
Yeah.
But cry, like, do the, do it the boogers.
We'll talk about it, we'll talk about it.
We'll get in.
Hey, hey, what are you doing over there?
What is this?
Come here, come here.
Sambra Sala with Angie.
Sombrosella, Angie does not have a best friend.
Apparently.
She hasn't spent time with me.
I always text her like, oh, my God, I miss you.
I would say, sorry, I'm going to somewhere with my man.
She's always busy.
Not even.
I saw her a comedy show.
I think she went to a bar, a club.
What?
She's like, don't we spend enough time to go?
That is.
I just saw you yesterday.
Yeah, but you saw me like as a work person.
Yeah.
That is wild.
Wow, I always respond back to her.
And then my kids are like, Mom, where's Angie?
The kids are asking for Angie?
Yeah, they're like at the door like, Mom, remember when she used to go.
What did she bring you gifts or something like that for Christmas?
She's called it baby therapy
I did
She don't need therapy
Now she goes to stop
You know
Oh
That is
Wow
That is
She's a really good
Best friend
She's watching different kids
You text her back
I text her back
I text her back
I always do
I'm like
I miss you so much
And she's like
You too
And I was like
Oh
Wow
Wow
Look she's pretty
I'm kidding
I'm kidding
I'm kidding
I'm kidding
I believe it.
I believe it.
I'm a liar.
She's lying.
Let's see what she's in.
All right.
That was the episode.
I want to see what the text are.
Are they?
I love you, Angie.
I want to spend time with you.
Please, me too.
No.
And emojis.
No.
Oh, that's the worst.
You did it.
You did it.
That's a spirit to the heart.
Well, it's not about what it's like to use.
How I received it.
That just means sorry.
I'm busy.
Yeah, that's about to say that.
I'm not.
I even checked up on her if she wanted to.
tickets to go to the comedy show that you went to
yes at a different time than you because you don't want me
to interrupt no I asked you and you
told me a time and so I did for you
okay well
and then I told her also for Thanksgiving
come over
before it would be
we go together like you're my
plus one and I'm your plus one
now you're just
maybe now you're
if I have a plus one yeah if I don't have a plus one
you're my plus one that's what you are
now if you can't drive from Riverside
and then
I'm just kidding
I'm like literally the best friend ever
Like she's the best
She's an angel
Well no
No I don't know
Alright
Talk to me about
Selina Gomez
She's being
She's getting criticized
By no other than
They're playing
They're praying
They're downfall
Don't let them
I know
And I didn't mean to flip you off mean
It was literally
A reflex for whoever
Does that
Yeah
And I know
And so that's why I'm
I'll start it again
I text you back
Like really
Oh my God
All right
That's it for so
No no no no
Because I really want the story.
Oh, no, you're not.
Yeah, yeah, you're not.
Egy, really.
Oh, my God, guys, live on here.
Yeah, that's great.
That was like.
Maximo, you have any missing?
Can you please do it?
No, because now I have to plug it in.
You're going to do you, M.
No, I turned it up.
Okay.
And now I have to be on my computer.
Just remember how funny it sounded to hear Sleana Gomez.
Well, now I'm not going to laugh.
It's just payback.
Okay, well, she's in you.
No, just say.
I don't know.
But Selena Gomez is getting criticized first.
Leave her alone.
I'm going to show all of you fools up.
Right here.
Go, Andy.
Wait, hold on.
You have to tell a story, girl.
Okay.
Well, Selena Gomez is getting criticized by Ogenio Derbes, which is like a Mexican
actor and comedian.
He's really, really big, you guys.
He's the Aladdin lover.
Yeah, I know him for that movie.
Yeah, me too.
Also, for like, no instructions included.
Oh, I love that movie.
Under the same moon.
So sad.
Yeah.
Vic, you were telling you that, what you were saying, that he's like the Adam Sandler.
Kind of like Adam Sandler.
Right, because he's the comedian.
He's the...
Of Mexico.
And then he's done some crossover, you know, things, too.
Yeah.
He has beef with Selena Gomez?
No, so Selena Gomez, actually, she's in a movie called Emilia Perez, right?
And it's, like, pretty much like an all-Spanish movie.
And her Spanish is not so great.
Oh, my gosh.
She's a really no sable.
She's like us.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, I'm not that.
No, and you don't, don't, you're literally a sabo.
Say y'all.
The sails much.
Myself included.
Yeah, but me saw more than her.
True, yeah, true.
So, Elhanio was criticizing her Spanish saying, like,
saying, like, she is undefendable because her Spanish is just really bad.
Like, he was saying in Spanish, listen.
Selena is indefendible.
I was there with people that we'll talk about,
every time that comes to say, wow.
So he's saying, like, when I went and watched it with my friends,
we were just turning around saying, like, is this for real?
Is she, how did she get this role?
What's the synopsis of the movie?
Like, what's the movie about?
Is she supposed to be bad at Spanish in the movie?
No, so the way that they made it seem
was that she was supposed to be like us saying
that she's born from America.
Yeah, she's American, but she goes back to Mexico.
So that's why they explained it like that,
that's saying like that's why she has that accent.
And this is a little part of her acting, okay?
This is her Spanish.
I think I need to eat.
Me cuted the land.
Cereau when I'm not as a lot of
Cajette.
All my bets are blocked into the
Cemetery.
Yeah.
How could compete in this
bitch?
The lada that was
when he died.
And this is not as a little,
for real, for real.
I think this movie has just been
slotted into the comedy section.
Yeah.
Yeah, because if you watch it ironically,
it's so much better.
I think I had a better chance.
But it's also getting like award nomination.
What?
Yeah.
Right now she's gay, she's up for a golden globe for best actress.
No way.
From this.
I kid you not.
She's like nominated for Best Supporting Female Actress for Amelia Perez.
No way.
Mind you in this movie, also, is Zoe Salgana.
She's on it too.
Uh-huh.
Her Spanish is a lot better.
But Selena's the one getting recognized for all this.
Yeah.
We all thought it when you heard that.
You guys were all giggly.
I was laughing.
I'm sorry.
but my
my kids
I'm for
coming
me
everyone's
everyone's
everyone's
that one
that's
that's
that's
I'm trying
I'm trying
I'm trying
she's
she's for real
no
Elgenio said what
everyone's thinking
like
yeah
come on
we've talked about it
we've played scenes
about it
like
this stuff has
gone viral
on Twitter
about it
the fact that
she's getting
an award nomination
is just
truly inspiring
To me it is
No I'm very inspired
As somebody that always gets made fun of
For their English
And this just shows me
This is how they think we talk
When we go over there
Yeah
Yeah
And we try our best
And we know how we can speak out
I self-admitted
No Savo
Now that you say that
At this part
At first I was like this terrible
But this lets me know
That if I'm ever in a movie
I have a chance
Yeah same here
It makes me like
Very excited
Hey
Hey hey hey
Selena
and you'll be
That's good
Okay, can we play
one more time, Angelica?
Because I feel like she said
that
the windows are
The targetas, she's saying
The cards are all blocked
That's what she said
Like her funds
I don't need to come
My car to la Lannas
Cerellon no
Trageta
To all my
Fonciano
What's
Okay, I thought she said
All these ventanas
Is done
Brokeated?
I was like, wait,
Are you saying you at broken windows?
Let me play that part.
Broken windows.
All my
Wences are blocked.
What is she mean?
All my accounts are blocked.
I know.
I feel like I don't understand Spanish now.
Well, I mean, after O'Henio was like criticizing her, she went on and commented on that video.
She's like, I understand where you come from.
And I'm so sorry.
I did the best I could with the time I was giving.
Yeah.
Doesn't take away from, yeah.
Doesn't take away from the time from how much work and hard I put into this movie.
Yeah.
She's so inspiring.
Yeah.
I love her.
What do you think, Vick?
What do you think, Vic?
This is as an anticillinator or whatever.
This is just more of the same.
Like, I just think she sucks.
I don't know.
She's plain and simple.
There's this scene that he's talented.
And what?
She hasn't been talented since she was a wizard on Waverly Place.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think it's just like the fact that she's really up for a golden globe.
Yeah, come on.
For best supporting actors, that's a little too much.
I mean, I heard, to be sort of fair, I heard that she's good on the only murders in the
building.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I've seen that one.
I like it.
I've heard she's good on that.
Yeah, she is.
I'll give her that.
I know that there's like a Twitter clip and I know I know why you wouldn't play it, Angie,
but like she's talking to someone on the phone and she's telling him.
Like even I guess, even the tense or like the nuances of a phrase aren't really being used
correctly.
But, and I don't know who wrote the screen.
script. A French director.
They're setting up for failure, possibly.
It's a French director.
It's a Mexican movie made by a French director.
So maybe it's like in Spain, Spanish also.
But it's made on Mexico.
Yeah.
But she was on the phone and she was like, every time I think of you, my hurts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She used words that we don't even use.
In Spanish though, and very, very botched Spanish.
So we're just like, wait.
I didn't just see this.
Is this supposed to be romantic?
It's a trick.
No, it's not even, it doesn't get you going.
It doesn't get you going.
And Hujanio actually apologized after.
He did.
Yeah, he felt bad for the back,
probably the back rest he was getting.
Probably.
And he's pretty much saying, like, my comment,
I should have made that comment as Latinos,
we should be supporting one another, blah, blah, blah.
We come in all different shades of speaking Spanish.
Pretty much.
Like our levels of Spanish.
For sure.
See, even you?
Yeah, that's what I think I have a chance.
I could go for an award.
Yeah.
Tell me like a, like talk to me for real in Spanish.
Like, let's say, like, tell me about your day in Spanish.
My day is very well.
What?
What?
De Gusta the honey packs.
And, uh, tomar much serevasas.
See?
I don't know if he's joking or not, but I feel like he's not joking.
Which makes the joke even better.
Okay.
Me does three of a sails and three of Pastor.
Survival.
That's survival Spanish.
I'm from Golden Globes.
Oh, my God.
Give him the Golden Globe.
Oscar and the Tony.
Yeah, get him the Honey Globe.
Yeah, oh, yeah, I'll take that one.
There's a honey globe?
No.
We're creating it.
How would you hit on, like, your girl?
Like, how would you romanticize her speaking Spanish?
Like, you...
Go.
Oh, in Spanish.
In Spanish?
Yeah.
Oi.
Maz guapa.
No, you wouldn't.
How do you say, it's, I want you.
All right.
Next second.
All right, that's it for Zodasalapra.
I'm Anthony from Brownback Morning's on Parano 6.
I need to see Greg and Selena in a movie.
Interrupt your regularly scheduled program.
Yes, we go.
For more infighting.
Yay.
What are the holidays without fights?
Angie.
That is true.
It's true.
Yes.
Okay, so if you were here a couple, last week,
yes.
Somebody had went into the system and recreating.
a mashup on Christmas mashup
that Greg already did.
The last Christmas
Coilet race up
someone outside of the show
re-did it, added some little
extras on it and so when we played it
were like hey who would do that to Greg?
Right? So then I'm like the only one
that I know that I could actually have the talent to do that
and then upload it and then have access
to do that is our legendary DJ Eman.
And Eman how do you plead?
Good morning everyone. Guilty or not guilty? Did you do it?
Not guilty, but I'm going to defend my people.
My people?
He didn't say anything about Filipinos.
He did not say about Filipinos.
I'm just saying, well, my people here, power.
Where are your people?
I know.
Well, the other people.
The other people.
I was harassed over the last few days to make a mashup.
Yeah.
You were because we said if it wasn't you, then who wasn't?
And we literally went around and we asked people.
Like, you supposedly you were going to ask them and you didn't.
So we had to ask Ecto.
We asked Danny Rojas.
Nobody fessed up.
No, everyone's A-Smoo.
They all said that they didn't do it.
I'm still not guilty, but just because
I know Greg said he wanted to be
movie excited, like he said earlier.
You know what?
Lettie pull up 9502.
No!
We got a lot.
They're speaking of code now?
No, it's like bored up time.
Oh, oh.
I can't see.
I see it.
I see it.
Okay, so this is what's happening.
So because of that,
Greg challenged Eman like hey
You like my mashup so much
Why don't you make one of your own
And that's what you did
And you literally did that to probably
One of the if not the best mixers here
Not just in Power 106
On the West Coast brother
Yeah
Like literally people
Look up to this guy and model their career after
DJ E man
It's crazy
Really? Yes
So literally Greg's mom's favorite DJ
Yeah
It's crazy, yeah
New Generation
All right so who goes first
Does Greg go first?
Oh you want me to play mine first
Oh, you have one.
I have one.
I have one.
So Greg, we did a mashup, a Christmas mashup to go against DJ Eman's Christmas
mashup.
Okay.
I'm very scared.
I kind of don't like this.
This feels like that one time we told you to do the one-hit Wonder Mix and then.
Oh, no.
Don't bring it up.
No, no, I know.
This is how I'm feeling.
I literally want to leave the room.
I don't want to hear E-Mans.
I don't want to hear Greg's.
Hold on.
I'm right.
I'm here for.
I can do it.
I can't do it.
I have anxiety right now.
Why?
Because I know this who's going to diss you and you're going to diss this fool.
How am I going to diss the guy?
Because you're going to hear what he did.
All right, that's fine.
Run it, yeah.
I kind of don't want you to do that.
I'm like 50-50 about it too.
I'm scared.
I don't know what is.
That's her.
That's her immense first.
That's her, violence.
Okay.
You can hear my first.
All right.
Let's go.
Eamette, you seem way too calm, which I don't think that's a good thing.
Confidence.
This is confidence.
All right.
Maximo.
Knowing what we.
I was supposed to die
I was enjoying this movie
by the burrito
knowing what we know
should we have Greg do his first
I think Greg go first
I let Greg go first
legendary DJ email
All right
Go Greg
Go go
Greg go
Go
I like the way you do that
right thir
Right
Switching if you're walking
Let down your hair
I like the way you do that
Right
Like that's Christmas will you walk and let down your purse.
I like the way you do that right, bird.
Right, burn.
Like you listen to you're talking.
That make me stir.
Make me stir.
I like your way you do that right.
Right.
Right.
Sprach a hit on your heart.
That's Christmas.
Okay.
Wow.
Hey.
And for those of you that don't know why Chingi was there,
you don't, don't worry about it.
It's just, it's fine.
That's fine.
You're mad now, huh?
That's what I told you.
That's why I told you.
I'm good.
That's all. That's the only person you could pull.
I get it.
That was a double-disc.
All right.
All right.
Now it's DJ E-Man's turn.
I want to hear this.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
Hi, from anxiety.
Yeah, yeah, because girls is players talk.
I'm nervous.
DJ Greg's beat.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Cut this.
Man, what you're going to do now?
As we go a little something like this.
Hit it.
Queen here.
Who are you going for?
No.
Amen.
Did you catch the Mariah Carey intro?
No.
In the middle.
No.
No.
Yes.
Hold on.
Played again.
Right after, right after, right when it transitions.
Let's play a watch.
He knows Mariah Carey.
He wants you to know.
No, I'm just saying.
Right here, listen.
Amen.
Wow.
Wow.
Greg.
I'm happy we woke up to be.
Yeah, me too
You should start making more
I'm gonna hang you on more
That's what happens
It takes four days to make something
You know
Oh
It's all good
Chingi Mariah Carey you tell me
Oh
Eman just said
Bow down
That's cute
That's cute
I'm not stopping to look
Greg
Greg
I'm not stopping to look at
Greg
Greg have you DJed for ice ke
before
Up, bow down.
It's over.
Here he's son.
Oh, no.
My dad.
Everybody freeze,
but we squeeze.
Your mom?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, whoa.
Hold on, hold on.
He said,
Bout out.
It's crazy.
Bout out.
That is.
Bout out.
All right.
Well, we all love each other.
Yeah.
All in family.
All in fun.
Y'all.
Yeah.
Hey, for Secret Santa, you get Greg.
Greg, you get it.
I have to give it.
