Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 359 The Roommate's Cat | Brown Bag Mornings (12/12/24)

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

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One of those mornings, huh? It's one of those. It is a morning. It is a morning. Why? What happened? The freeway was closed for me. Yeah, what's up with you?

I feel like I... What print do you take? I take the 6.05 or the 60? The whole... Oh, you don't take the 5? No. No. No.

Never trust. At all. At all. So everything was just shut down? Yeah, well, there was like two cars blocking everything. There was stuff everywhere. Wink, wink. You think so?

This fool came still with his... No, no, no. He still had time to order. I feel found time. I respect it. Vic, you're at Universal? I was at Universal, and I'm trying to figure out if I'm the brat or Little Vic is the brat. So let me explain the scenario.

Okay, so we always go, well, we haven't gotten so much recently, but we've gone to Universal a lot. Like, we used to live right there, so we'd be there all the time. So for probably three, four years, I've been trying to go with him on the Jurassic World Ride. Good ride. Good ride. Yes, it's a great ride. It's one of my favorite. That is.

And so I'm always trying to convince him. And he's always saying, no, next time, next time, next time I'm scared, whatever. He just turned 11. So I'm like, okay, we're here now. Yeah, he's a little older. A little older. And then yesterday, like, it was very, like, the lines were very, like, they weren't long. Oh, they were short.

Yeah, it was awesome. That's awesome. Five minute ride to get to Jurassic World. Five minute wait. So I was like, I was like, what is it ever going to be five minutes? Yeah, that's just click on my head right now. Five minutes for Jurassic. Five minutes for Jurassic World.

It's usually two hours or something, right? So I'm like, oh, perfect. So I'm like, oh, you want to go to Transformers? And then after we'll go to Jurassic World. So I'm like, okay, we go to Transformers. He has a great time. And then I'm like, now let's go to Drastic World. And he's like, Dad, I'm just don't feel like it's just, you know, I'm just, I don't like the drops.

And it's just like da-da-da. And I made the mistake one time of forcing him on, like to get on the ride one time. And he was like traumatized. Like, for real. I was about to tell you, don't ask. I'm just making him. No, I did it before and it was dead. And he still brings it up.

So I'm like, nah, I don't want to do that again. And so I tried to like just convince him. And then he said no, then I didn't want to speak to him the rest of the time we're at university. So you had to,

I don't want to talk to you. Yeah. Okay. All right. I do everything for you. Do you want to do one thing for me? All right, so I'm like,

wait. And then like after I was like, wait, is he the rat or is it me? I think it's one of the best rides there. Like, it's a really good ride. It was five minutes.

And I was trying to tell him like, yo, I do everything for you. Just give me this one thing. Yeah. So you started throwing stuff in his face. Hell yeah. You started being the brat to. Yeah. To the brat.

Little Big, are you hungry? I don't want to eat. Do you need the rush? Are you hungry? Maybe you should have got to work. No, I don't need the rush. So what do you guys? So what do you guys think?

Am I the brad or is at him? I don't know. You should have told them like, men up, Lil Big. Just to go to the right. Yeah. Yeah, I thought about it. But then it's like there's another key component that he can tell his mom. And then all of a sudden, you know what I'm saying?

It's like, yeah. He made me get on the road. I want to do it. He takes me to all the theme park. He makes me have fun. Okay. So, all right, what do you guys think? I don't know.

It's not bad because you only waited five minutes. There's one time where I waited about an hour and a half. Yeah. And the girl that I was dating at the time didn't know. there was a drop in the ride. I was like, come on, it's calm. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah. You told her that.

And yeah, I told her, right? It's calm. She looked up videos online of the ride. Wait too much time on her hands. And then, yeah, so she saw that there was a drop and she started panicking and crying right before getting on the ride. So we had to get off. Wow. After that whole, after that whole time, we had to get off.

And then you dumped her right after or what happened? Many ones later. But I was mad. What was your reaction like after, though? Like, you didn't feel like talking to her? Yeah, I literally was laughing. I literally was laughing, like, in anger. You know, you're so mad because you're so mad that you're just, like, laughing.

That was very rich of you to waste my time. Yeah, literally. Like, it was like an hour and a half of waiting. Like, that's a long time. It is. So I was, I was just mad at that. Yeah. I would have thought you'd be there consolidating whatever the word is.

No, she was actually like, like crying, crying. Not like a, oh, it's okay, baby. She's like a grown woman. Yeah, like bawling her eyes out. Like, I'm about to sit down. No, you're not going to ruin the ride for me. She did already She did already

Yeah that's all I'm not getting on If you're gonna be crying the whole time Yeah No let's not do it Yeah exactly So what do you think Angie Am I the brat or is it a little bit Um I think it's both of you

You did a reverse of no on him It's like yeah I know right It's like I made him or something Yeah I don't know Yeah The time has come

For this Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom News Okay what is happening There's a 90-year-old man Who accidentally A half a liter of paint Because he thought it was yogurt

Oh And he's fine Was it in the fridge? No It doesn't say that How do you confuse that? It was mint green paint So they thought it was mint

Yogurt Yogurt What? Yeah I saw like the picture I'm sure there's a video Or did they catch him or How do they even know this? His face

His granddaughter caught him with pink, sorry, with mint green paint on his lips. And the funniest part, the reason we can laugh about this is because he was unharmed and his stomach was unaffected by the paint as well. Dude, how do you survive that? So I'm wondering. No, don't do that. No, look, check this out. This made me wonder. Is paint yogurt and yogurt paint?

Because every time I eat yogurt, my stomach hurts. But if I eat, but if I were to eat paint, my stomach. It'll be fine. That's your body reacting to something healthy, Vic. Yogurt. Wait, yoga has probiotics and all that stuff to help you little something. Yeah, well. That's why it makes you tell me more.

The probiotics and yogurt is good for you. They're little organisms that start, like, helping your body. Okay. Oh, that's why it feels like that. What about the paint? Okay, because when I went to go get yogurt at that place, whatever, I got. What place, whatever? Oh, wait.

I got the run's really. Yeah, yogurt has. But I normally Like if I get like Considered. So what happens When you eat paint? I don't know.

I'm going to have to Don't say nothing. Don't say nothing. Don't say nothing because there's literally like how it's like hey If your house was built before this year The paint that it was used might have lead in it. Mezzletimlii. Yeah.

That fool's 90. He party already has. Oh. He's been eating paint. Yeah. It's a normal thing. Yeah. This is the first time he got caught.

Yeah. He's had a whole bunch of paint in his fridge. Like oh, like they deal on yogurt. Yeah. I don't like, oh my God. But do you guys know how much a quart is? $10. No, I'm saying like.

Not like the price full. Like how much? Yeah, like it's huge. He ate half a liter. Wait, like a two liter soda. Oh, that's a lot. So like he ate like a fourth of that.

Poor guy. He was really. That's so much. Hold on. Let me teach my friends about why they even. What do you guys even think yogurt is for in the first place? To taste good. So if it doesn't.

So this full. It was from the Greeks to. Yeah. So I can be healthy. Yogurt's. Bain probiotics, which are beneficial bacteria that support your digestive system. So when you eat yogurt, most yogurts are, you have, like you're just putting little organisms in your body that then help you digest everything. And they help digest all the burgers you've eaten and the ribs.

And that's why you're telling me here. So that's how it gets skinny? I don't know if it's necessarily get skinny because some yogurts have like hella sugar and all that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but paint. You should have known this. No, I'm going to be scared of yogurt because I'm like, what do you mean I'm putting bacteria in my body by eating yogurt?

Exactly. But there's good bacteria. Yeah. But okay, but paint maybe can make your insights. No, babe. That happened one time to one 90-year-old that Loki probably has just ate the craziest of his whole life that his stomach is titanium. I don't think he's okay, by the way. Just because he didn't die like a week later or, like I don't mean that the paint's not sitting.

The paint's drying as we speak. Oh, you're right. When it comes out, it's going to be like lime green. Yeah. Would something have to be wrong with him to, like, mistake that in the first place? Way. Like... Maybe he can't see well.

Yeah, that's what I mean. It's like that situation where I mistaken bleach for cheese. What? You guys don't remember that? I told you guys I almost ate bleach instead of cheese. It looks like the can, the green can of bleach. I thought it was cheese. The parmesan.

Oh, you thought it was comet. Yeah. I almost ate comet. Yeah. Because it was... Natural selection. Natural selection. Yeah.

Natural selection. but Greg, it's a miracle to hear miracle, miracle. Hallelujah. Kiwi. Yeah. Hallelujah.

Praise. Good morning to you. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good.

Good. Beautiful friend. I hope you have a great day today. Yes, I'm talking to you. You. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yesterday may have sucked.

Tomorrow may swallow. But today. Hey, yo. Today. We turn it up. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were going to say something else. Gargle or something.

What? Angie, please don't gargle during. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. I'm a little crazy. My thoughts. I don't want to sit by her anymore. You better stop.

You're like the worst going out of all of us, sir. Baby boy over there, Rosecransvik. You went yesterday. I did. How was it? I saw the tree. Yeah, it was so cool. Grinchmas is incredible.

Grinchmas is incredible. Oh, wait, can I get your real quick, your take on this? Yeah, sure. Okay, so. I came in a little bit later today because I'm having a lot of issues with my body. Good vibes to you. Thank you. Okay, so real quick.

So, drastic world. yesterday was only five minutes, the wait time. The wait time, yeah. And I've been wanting to go and trying to convince my son, Lovik, for three years now that we've had a pass. Let's go to Jurassic World. Let's go to Jurassic World. This time it was five minutes.

I went to Transformers with them and I was like, after, let's go to Jurassic World. So after we go, it's time to go. Yeah, it's time. And then he's like, Dad, no, I'm scared, this and that. So I got mad and I didn't talk to him the rest of the time. You're annoying. But is he the brat or his eye because I do everything for him? And he didn't want to do one thing for five minutes for me.

He's tall enough? Yes. He's 11. He's 11 now. So yeah, he can. So who's the brat? Me or him? Just.

That's what I was trying to figure out. The fact that you didn't talk to him for the rest of the, because that's because Little Vick, the one inside you, like that big. Yeah. Always wanted to go. Right? Yes. So like your little Vic inside you is the mad, the one that's mad at a little bit. But all you see, all you see.

I'm talking about the inner child. Yes. I told you how you are, Gregory. he's weird you didn't talk to him I mean not like I know but you showed him like I had a mood after that

I was in a mood after that because I was like Rob you couldn't have left him because I think he's old enough to chill at the like not talk to strangers and chill like in the gift shop or something Oh true

you're gonna go buy yourself on the ride It's only five minutes dog I know but still Like you literally could have still went But you would have upset That option. No, I would have a great time.

I would have a great time. I didn't even think about that. Did not go? But yeah, but like, so am I the brother is he? Because he's been telling me for three years that he's going to go. That he's going to go. And I don't want to force him because one time I forced him to get on a ride and he always brings it up. And he told his mom.

I think he's telling you without telling you that he don't like rides like that, bro. Yeah, but. You're trying to make him like you and he's telling you. But he told me he was going to get on. He's like, okay. I know. He's switching line. Why are you happy?

He gaslit you? He gaslit. I wonder where he got that from. He didn't gaslight you. He wants your love. He wants your love. So he's like telling you like I'll go with you. Thinking the line is always going to be long.

Yes. And you guys are going to like not want to deal with it. Yeah. So who's the brat? I love little Vick. I do too. But he makes you mad. He's still mad right now.

He's got to learn. Because what about this? What about this Vick? What if you guys went on the right? Yeah. And then he didn't talk to you for the rest of his life because you made him go on. The rest of your life. The Jurassic Park right.

I wouldn't like that. But he went on him before. He went on him when he was younger. Well, you traumatized them. No, no, no. He was like, I have a video. Like, he was like, he was kind of scared. Maybe he was like way younger, like seven.

And you're also, bro, you're also a dad that like, you kind of know you might resist it, but once you're on, you're going to love it. Exactly. Like, it's one of those moments. Yeah, it is. Like, you know, like, sometimes the boys don't want to get in the shower. Once they're in the shower, these fools are like,

jumping up and down. Yeah. But they're going to give you a hard time. Like if you're about to freaking do something to them. And it's like, no, look, go. Have fun. Go. Because it's a cool ride.

It's a fun ride. It's a great ride. It's one of the best rides. And I've been wanting to go for a long time. I wonder is it going to be five minutes ever again. Yeah, that way it's going to happen. See, that's my point. It was a sign to go on.

At what point did you start talking to him again? After the studio tour? After the tram? Yeah. So the whole tram you were like. It's like an hour. Like an hour of not talking about him? Was he like, Dad.

did you see that? And you ignored him? I was sleeping. Did he hit you with that? Are you mad at me? No. How did you guys start talking again? It was you.

It was you. Yeah. He's just like, Hey, you want a candy? Yeah. You want this? You want to go on minions?

Yeah. Because you can be upset, but it's also like your homie for the day. So like that's your partner in crime right now. No, yeah. We're always going to like, you know, have our disagreements. We're always going to. You're such a brat, Victor.

So it's me. Yeah, it is you. Okay. All right. But I'm also like, you know how I am about children. Yeah. I just wanted to know. I wanted to get the genuine thing because I was like, wait.

What would your dad have done to you? Made me go on and let me try. See? At least we're breaking cycles. Oh, I was going to make cycles. It caused you those like words. Don't be a little. It worked though.

I'm like, you should have told a little Vic men up. No. Be a man. That's what my dad did to me. Yeah. I know. That's a continued circle. No.

I remember one time Vic was telling me how his dad. And shout out, Sihi. Like, she's a great guy. Yeah. So, when he was little, he would, like, if, see, he would be like, hey, get over here, Vic. And he's just cutting Vic's hair. Yeah, he would just cut Vick's hair. Yeah, he would just cut my hair.

Like, and just hard, like, hard. I don't know where. Like, he was in a barber or nothing. Yeah, he just was like, hey, come here, we're cutting your hair, right? Yeah. And pretty tough. And then if Vic would cry, he would call him something. Wow.

And then. What would you call him? No, if Vic would cry, his dad would call him something. For crying. Got it, got it. But you just randomly cut your hair like that? Yes. Yes.

That is very random. Yeah. But then that was, for Vic, that's quality time. Like, that's spending time with my dad. And then I'm like, I don't know. I'm trying to comfort Vic. And I'm like, Vic, you aren't those words that he called you. He's like, no, I was.

I was definitely those words. I was definitely those words. I'm not now. But I was those words. Yeah. Yeah. Tough in you up, huh? Sure.

Trouble. Yeah. Greg? Shout out. Yeah. I thought we're talking about trauma. I was about to go. Let's go.

You don't know what my dad is to me? At least you got a haircut. I just had lice. It was one time. And they got the little comb, okay? They're going to send me home. Shoutouts. One dropped 04 wants a shout out.

He said he listens every single morning. Amazing. What's up? Loretna wants to give a shout out to all the elves. there, the aka male carriers making the holidays happen. That's so cute. Yes, they're working long hours in the cold, so shout out to them. Shout to them.

And then birthdays, Tanya wants to shout out her nephew, Matthew. He's turning 13 today. What's up, Matthew? A little sad. Happy birthday. Today, December 12. Yeah, December 12. Oh, how special.

Yeah, and it's also so on very important's birthday. Do we have it? Did you send it to me? I sent it. Cajoo! Mamita! I want a Lopana. La La Mada.

Bicho! Mastya! Shout out to the mamita. La Vigina Wadalupe, celebrating her birthday. Well, the day that she showed herself pause to Juan Diego. Oh, God. She did. That's true.

That's what happened. Because nobody believed that she was real. Yeah. No one said that she was real. She's Rihinda Wada Lupa celebrated. We love her. There's a whole church services for her. if you have her in your house, put a little candle, a little light.

Say, what's so, girl? So if I go reveal myself, people will appraise me? Do not do that. We know you're real, brother. We know you're real. Yes. But, yeah, that day will go down in history, like, in your permanent record. Forever if you were to do that.

Yeah, yeah. There will be an anniversary of that day. Yeah, there won't be in court every time. You'll remember that day very clearly. No, we'll never forget. To everyone that commemorates, celebrates, La Virina Huala Lupa, Today. Love to you,

you've probably been up since midnight. If not, it's fine. Yeah, because you were saying they celebrate. Las manitas to her.

Wow, at midnight. Yeah. And I was thinking about you were judging me for wanting to be up at that time. Wow,

you're literally up at that time for a random Tuesday at Indio. So. Me? Yeah. No, I was just asking.

I didn't know anything about that. No, you were like, you're gonna stay up there. Yeah. Judging her for the Virgin Mary? Like, 12 o'clock at night.

Bro, you're like literally at church. Yeah. And it's lit. they have music a full blast there. Yeah, people will come and bring banda, mariachi. Do they got barbecua tacos? Probably, I do.

Yeah, they've created the barba tacos. Yeah, they got everything. Yeah, they've got food outside. She's known to help make miracles happen in the world because, like, her apparition was a miracle and even the cloth that Juan Diego had full of flowers. That she said, hey, go show, like, the church was asking for proof because this guy, Juan Diego was like, bro, I keep seeing this lady.

and she keeps telling me that she's like this this Santa and she wants a church built after her and then they're like no bro like you're lying and then they ask him okay give us proof and then so she tells him all right go open open your like cloth of flowers when you go back right and he goes and when he drops the flowers it's that image that we all know as lavin in de wadalupe right yeah in the cloth and they have that cloth to this day up at the basilica in Mexico city I went to go see it. Super beautiful. And they've done science tests on it and all that,

trying to figure out that dye. Because it literally is as detailed as the Viethen picture that we know, right? They try to figure out how was this even made? And they're like, it's not paint, it's not flower residue, it's not anything. It's just a miracle. Huh. Wow. It's just the proof that miracles can happen.

A lot of people know her to be the person in miracles. And I think personally in my life, I told you guys when I went over there, a miracle happened in my life. So I'm like, bro, like, I. I'm a believer. Yeah, that's incredible. Also, that made me kind of have some resentment for Juan Diego. Whoa.

Because La Virkin had to ask him more than once to do something. And when my woman asked me to do something, I do it right away. Yeah. No, he did it. No, she just said. She had to ask him a couple times. And then nobody believed them too. She appeared like, hey, build the church.

Every time. He would go and tell her like, they don't believe me. Like, can you help me? And then she told her like, okay, come back. You're so serious. I would have built it himself. It's the other men that didn't believe. him. I know you guys believe each other all the time

over here, but the church didn't believe this full. All right, now I have to tell this whole story. And this is just like, if you don't believe, I totally understand. For those I do believe, this is also very important. So, like, the story goes that Juan Diego, who was an indigenous man at the time of, like, the Catholics coming into Mexico and building of churches, the Spaniards, you guys, your

ancestors, Victor. You sound a lot like him right now. So Juan Diego is like a flower guy. And every morning or every so often, he would deliver fresh flowers to the church, which is something that he liked doing, right? As he passed over the mountainer on his way to the church over hills, he met this lady. And this lady was like, I'm the Viananda Walupe. I want a church after me. And speaking to him in his tongue, in his indigenous tongue.

And so then he would go to the people that are doing the church like, hey, this lady wants the church. And she says she's this and this and blah, blah, blah, right? Yeah. And then they're like, ah, this guy is crazy. Like he's on some... Yeah. What flower does he have? Yeah.

So then he's like, all right, like, forget it. They don't believe me. And then she appeared to him again, and he tells him again, and they don't believe him again. And they tell him, like, you've got to show us proof. And so then the next time he sees her, he's like, hey, there don't believe me. Can you show me proof? And she's like, yeah, go. Like, when you go, open your, they'll be proof.

Yeah. Or like something of that nature. And so when he gives the flowers, then you see her on the cloth that he would carry the flowers in. Super crazy. So that's how. right there. That's technically how she appeared is on the cloth. She didn't actually like...

No, she appeared to him in real life. Yeah. But to the fools that needed, uh, the proof. On the cloth. On the cloth. And they built the church right then and there. It is built. La Basilica is built in Mexico City, right where they saw her.

Um, I think they had to make a new church because it's sinking. That's how old. The church is sinking like into, like all of Mexico City, loki is sinking, which is crazy. Yeah, it's because it's built like in a, uh, a, uh, dried up lake or something like that. Yeah, but it's literally like if you look at it from it, it's like tilted even, like one side's sinking more than the other. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I told my friend, do no, don't visit. Oh, thank you. Didn't I? Oh, thank you, Lepin. I'm helping. Wow. Okay, that's, we're doing. But shout out everybody.

Yes. Yeah. Before you know, different cultures. I didn't know any of that. And a lot of people believe, and I personally believe because of what happened in my life when I went to visit her in Mexico City this past summer. and it's just a beautiful thing. At least we have our beliefs and it helps us go on through life.

Do you believe in love after love? Okay, sure. Yes. Connected like I'm rosecrans. Rooscrans. The word is. Tyler the creator did an interview with Billboard and he spoke on the origins of Camp Flagna his thoughts about headlining and his first acting role.

All right. So Tyler's been doing Camp Flaggnax since 2012. It actually started off as the Odd Future Wolfgang Kill the Mall Festival. What is it called again? Camp Flagna. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Did you guys hear the G at the end before? Oh, I do that, right? Why you do that? I don't know. It's not eggnog, brother. It's my thing. Although they can make eggnog and call it Camp Lognog. That would be cool.

You say nog. I say no g, don't know. It's gnaud. Camp flognog. Yeah. Yeah, you say with the Gia. Okay, okay, okay. All right.

All right, I'm not going to say the word. Slav, I'm a nod. So I realized that I realized that I never knew that. that camp flog. No. I never knew why he started the festival. And he spoke on why. Listen us.

I started flognaw because when I put Goblin out, I wanted to shut Fairfax down and throw like the carnivals that we had in Hotthorn that they would have at like the random churches over there. And the city was like, no. So we basically was like, let's just go to a parking lot and put the rides there. Let's put that and, like, perform and have rides and things and like that.

And then it grew over time into what it is now. That's so tight. That's the reason. And it's funny because I went to those same exact carnivals in Hothorn at the churches. Oh, that's. At St. Joseph. So when he was saying that. Oh, yeah.

From that area. Yeah. That was like an era where we would all go, like, Friday night, Saturday nights. It would be random, like, times. And it's just like, all right, cool. We're going to the carnival, the festival. Yeah. And I always wonder why he had.

like the whole Ferris wheel and everything. And it was just like making what he had in his childhood and, you know, creating it for himself. Was it called something else or was it called the same thing the whole time? It first started being Odd Future, Wolfgang Kill the Mall festival. So it's just, yeah. Wow. And now it's what? Now it's Camp Flodina.

Damn it. Hey, I didn't say the G at there. High five. High five. There you go. Super tight. Yes. And then so he also spoke about his thoughts about headlining a festival.

I want to bring this up because someone was like, why don't you close out the festival? I don't want to close out the fucking festival. Honestly, we need to get it to where headliners could go on when they want to go on. I want to be on stage at 5 p.m. I don't want the fucking last close out. I don't need that shit. Like, oh, I'll close it out, bro.

I want to go to sleep. So next thing I headline, let me go on at 7, off by 8.15, shower, eat, and go to sleep, bro. I'm with him. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense to me. He's our age. That's like an older mentality. There's time.

I want to see the headliner future. Whoever it is, Travis Scott, they're always going on at the end. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. What do you mean? That's the best time to see you. Like a young people thing. And also, I'm a very big, like, I watch all the openers.

So I was all the whole time. Yeah, I love watching the opening. I love openers. And I, well, like, I would love it if he was on earlier. Like, matinee shows at the movie. Like, matinee is amazing. We need that. Daytime and then you still have your whole day afterwards.

And it's cheaper, bro. What? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like the headlighters being on at nighttime. No. I mean, do my day.

Back in my days, yeah, I did. I did. Pre game. He talked about the pop out too, Vic, and he was talking about how he usually doesn't have FOMO, right? And he's like, I don't have FOMO. And I saw a tweet that it's like, you know, you're old when you don't have FOMO. Yeah.

Like, you're just like, oh, go. Like, I'm not sad that I'm not there. Like, cool for you, but like, I'm good that I'm not there. Yeah. But he's like, I usually don't have FOMO, but that day I had to. I just came back from out of the country. And I just hopped out to a plane and I went and when Tyler the creators showed up at Kendrick Lamar's pop out at the forum. It was amazing.

He probably had the biggest reaction. Yeah. Yeah. It was so cool to see it. He said he literally went from the plane, went home, showered, and then went. He was probably so happy too because it ended early. True. I feel like Kendrick feels the same way because it ended early. He's R.H. They're all R.H.

I love the TEE holiday concert that's today because it ends early, bro. from 11 a.m. So like about like 4 or 5 p.m. Okay. By the way, go there. Watts, Nickerson Garden Project today, okay? It's going to be vibes. We'll be there because we like it like this.

That's right. We wanted to end their five. Because we old. Yeah. We old. All right. That was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers.

I'm Rosecrans, Victor Brownback. Mornings on Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Hey, today.

Meet us at City. Nickson Gardens Projects! Yes! Shout to our homies, J Rock, Big B, shout out to whole TDE family. We've been telling you all week we're going to be over then, the city of Watts today. There's a concert going on, and it's going to be amazing, and it's all for the community give back. And tomorrow, all the toys that have been donated today get distributed, and it's such a, such a beautiful moment. It's December, it's vibes.

But you know with TDE, they're not just, like, it's kind of like, yeah, do something nice for the people, like, as everyone should. But also, you get something really nice, like, as payment for what you're doing. You know what I'm saying? And what they're doing is putting on a whole concert, all right? The lineup is stacked, and this is just the people that they've, that's basically on the roster. Siza, Dochi, J. Rock, schoolboy, Q, everyone that you know from TDE is going to be on that stage, including Kendrick Lamar. Wow. Bruh, all you got to do is bring an unwrapped toy.

That's your way in today. And you're in? This morning. Yeah, that's it. Wow. Jayrock and Bigby were talking to us that parking may be a hassle over there. Yeah. But apparently, don't say this out loud.

You can park on red. I was going to park this day and this day only. Reportedly, allegedly, yeah. Little parking hack, as long as you don't double park. Oh, yeah. We were told that authorities kind of look the other way in town. And if they tell you to me, say let they told you too. Don't do that.

No. No. I'll do that because I was not the one that said. Yeah, she's just relaying messages. And they say, we keep this in the talk. Okay, you should have. Also, if you go, just do you have a double park. What?

Ride share services are strongly encouraged as well. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. And then we'll go. It's going to be sight, man. Shout to the TD family. And if you get there early, we're going to be on stage. We're going to be giving out a bunch of stuff.

It's going to be a great time. We have brown bag shirts, power one of the way. Six merch. We do. Shout out to the homies over that. The Marathon, they're going to give us amazing stuff to get out all we're there. Plus, we're going to have tickets to give away.

One of the pair of tickets that we're going to give away is tickets to actually see Kendrick Lamar and Sizzle live in concert next year. We're going to have that to give away while we're on stage. So get there early. 11 o'clock. We're going to hit the stage at 11 a.m. When doors open, we're going to have a blast. It's going to be a really good time today.

I can't wait to see you all. I can not wait to see you all. And our play of a unit is going to be out. there they are you happen to catch a flavor unit slipping don't rob them but if you catch a flavor unit slipping I'm kidding they have stickers on them yeah tell me all your stickers yeah give me our stickers one per person please one per person give me one give me one give me one good one we got brown bag stickers and power window six stickers so that you can put him on like your on your hydroflats yeah lap laptop yeah yeah use them as pasties

what pasties fool why do you drag if I see a girl with brownback pasties in a Oh, no. Freaky. Pretty cool. That would be pretty cool. That would be pretty cool. What a complaint, right? Why didn't I think of that?

Yeah. In my past. That's tight. No, but don't do that. Don't do that. Use it for like greater good. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For your folder. Put it on a door. Your laptop. Put it on a door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be a good time. We hope to see you out there. Say what's up to us too.

It's just gonna be a really good day. And we've been there. Like last year, we went. Vic, Angie, I've taken you previously. Yeah, yeah, before 2019. It's going to be a great time. It is. It's going to be awesome.

And special guests. And special guests. Yeah, and special guests that Vig said yesterday. I didn't say it. You said, you have a question. I know who it is. Victor, you said, I know people that special guests. Who is it lefty?

Yeah. Whoa. You got me. You got me. No, that was not you. Nobody asked me no more questions. Who else was it? No, I don't know.

He said two names. But it's just no, it's not too late to call him sick. Just be like, oh my God. I don't know what I got. I just woke up. I got the wats cough. What a head cold. He's got to make my way to lots for something.

The doctor over there so good. I cut myself with some scissors. Yeah. Oh, scissors. I make it in today. Good one. Funny. No, big up to our family over there at TDE for putting this together.

It's going to be a beautiful thing. We're going to be there today and tomorrow for the give back. The concert's going to be incredible today. Make sure you head out there. Yeah, yeah, that's all you know. Cool. I love you. Also, I've been, I got this website page up and I've never had it up before.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. National Weather Service. Like the actual, like a document, bro. Like, this looks like very, uh, the government sees this. Oh, yeah, it does. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Isn't it crazy?

They're using Times new Roman font. Yeah, facts. Basically, it's just saying that, like, someone put this on a typewriter. Like, they typed wrote it out. That's exactly. Basically, it's saying that there might be a thunderstorm today and it might get cloudy very, very soon in Southern California. it. That's amazing.

Yeah. In case you didn't know. Yeah. Expect light rain that it's going to look clear. Yeah. But then it's going to get cloudy towards the afternoon. So just be ready. Great.

Pack a jacket. All right. All of that. Yeah. I know. Damn. It's fine for you fools with girls with like literally the hair situation. That's what I was about to say right now.

Once rain hits it. Your hair gets puffy. What about my hat? What about my hat? What about my hat? Yeah. What if it's wet? Yeah.

It's a nice hat. It's not going to look the same. Yeah. There's a fire on the hat. Maybe the fire will put up. Oh, big time. No. But yes, expect somewhat of symptoms of a storm, you guys.

Clouds, light, rain, the wind, all of that today. Sounds like a band. Symptoms of a storm. Ooh, I like it. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at all. It sound like the grandkids of earthwind and fire. Symptoms of a storm.

Do you remember? All right. Just be careful out there today. I know it may seem all bright and shiny, but just like life, it can get cloudy real quick. Yeah. Oh, my. Thank you. I'm going to go cry.

Seasonal depression. You're not alone. Keep it here. We got tickets to help with that. Tickets to Universal Studios Hollywood on the way as well as Simper Pimp. Maximil's not here right now. Matt, yeah. What?

What are you up right here? No, he's not there. I thought I heard this beautiful angelic voice in my ear. I'm back in Chile. Have you ever talked about Chile before? No. Oh my God. He's not here today.

Oh, my God, you guys. Chile's better than America. Yeah. Have you ever been to El Salvador like New Year's? Oh, man. Oh, man. El Salvador like New Year's is crazy. Why would you say that, Maximum?

Yeah. You guys sound like. I need another vacation. I don't have any vacation hour. I ran out in July Simp Or Pimp B IMP

Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip M Mep Mell Mellet I'm Gregi My Govovov My guy Stop it It sounds like a symptom of a storm right now

I'll do his bark That's how he does his barker right It sounds like you're pushing It sounds like you're pushing But anyways I'm great covering from Maximo for Sip or Pimp Yeah, you are. And I have a person that is a simp or pimp this week.

Well, I'm glad. Yeah, right. I would hope so. I would hope so. I was trying to do it like a maximum one. Oh, okay, yeah. Benny Blanco was on Kaizenat's stream. Benny Blanco, the one that, you know, Selena Gomez is man.

They were all lovey-dovey. Yeah. And he was totally simping over her, calling her a W on the live stream. And everybody was kind of agreeing with them. Listen to this. She's the biggest W. in the world. Really? What you like? What's about her?

She's the best girl I ever met in my entire life. She's the best girl that you met. She's the funniest. She's the funniest. She's also, like, she's also a boss. She's like the most, like, does everything in the world. She's like about to get like an Oscar right now. She's like, she's in like the best movie. She's an amazing singer. She, she's everything.

Give me what she's not in the room. She's the hottest girl alive to me. And she's just, she's everything. She's perfect. She's W. Do y'all be sad like we y'all away from each other? Yeah, of course. What? Because we have to be away from each other so much for work. That's tough.

She's the biggest, she's the big, she's the biggest W in the world. The biggest W like, he got to work on his romance. Woman, weird. What does he mean by W? When? W. W. Yeah, like, so like if you're on a live stream, you say dubs in the chat, like wins in the chat.

You're a WNG. You're a big W. If I say L's in the chat, that's like, like, loss. What do you think, Victor, about this situation? We all have our opinions What is yours? What is yours? That I think he believes that I do think he believes that

I think he loves her a lot You know how much she believes and loves her a lot They just got engaged They did, they're engaged now Yeah, congratulations Locked it down After how many months of dating? True

I feel like hasn't even been a year When did you see Benny Bonko? That was That was probably... That's how we know. I'll still go to the gym, so... Oh. Very, barely in the year.

Yeah. A year. December. Oh, wow. December 2023. Well, well, you know, you know, I guess. Mm-hmm. They're rich.

She's the most perfect, right, Vic? She's the greatest actor and great movie. I believe he believes that. I do believe that he believes that. That's why he said to me. And as he should, as he should. Because she is that. To him.

To him. To him. To him. To him. She is this thing. She is a boss. She's like money making. Oh, I like her makeup.

Yeah, he is. She is up for an Oscar. That is true. Golden Glove too for her best supporting actress in Emilia Perez. And what? And she's fun. What do you say? She's funny.

Oh, yeah. Oh, play alpha. She's the biggest W in the world. Who's screaming in the house? It's like a video of her engagement. Oh, yeah, like they're playing the video. She yelled like that? Yeah.

Oh, her friends are yelling. Oh, okay. She's the biggest W in the world. She's like, what's about her? She's the best girl I ever met in my entire life. She's the funniest, sweetest, most caring. She'll also, like, she's also a boss. She's like the most, like, does everything in the world.

She's like about to get like an Oscar right now. She does everything in the world, you guys. Wow. She's in like the best movie. She's an amazing singer. Okay, that is how my kids talk about me. She's funny. She's everything.

She can fix all the stuff. She's the best. stuff I like and you know Oh so you're saying his romance is kiddish then Hold on yeah But what he said okay so Benny Blanco is a music producer Yes That's what like his brother and he likes cooking

He said she's an amazing singer She's a great singer She is a great singer She has a good song She has great music Yeah singer though Yeah she sings in the songs She doesn't rap

She can't sing like Mariah Carey Sabrina Carpenter If we If we use Mariah sing like Mariah I carry as the standard, literally it would be three people. Yeah. So we can do that. All right.

She's not better than Ariana. I don't know. I don't know why we're comparing women. I'm going to stay quite clear. She's great. She's great. She's great. She's good.

She's good. She's good. Do you like her acting? Her Spanish? The Waverly Place was fire. Yeah. Wizards of Waverly Place was. Oh, I was singing the love song.

That was a good song. No, no. She was singing the love song. I was thinking the, I was thinking the, I can. take my eyes up for you. Are you right there? That's how she's seen.

Is that Prince? That's a good song. No, that's how I go. She has good music. Y'all are just vacating on her. I don't know what reason. For him. It's for him.

Okay, okay. So I was wondering. She sings better than your girl. My girl doesn't sing. She sings better than her. She sings better than your girl. Maybe I haven't heard. Yeah.

So she's a good singer. Legge, we're going to compare who she's not better than. Let's say who she is better than. Benny Blanco said great. And I'm just pushing. providing a little pushback and saying good because he knows great singers he has all the does he's made like a lot of good songs he's made songs with everybody oh for example Justin Bieber great singer I just want to know when Selena Gomez got the like we don't

like her card was it the was it the liver thing or kidney thing oh yeah that's her friend's name what was her name S&L skits I don't know francia a couple yeah the Sinalc yeah oh the chola one said she's the funniest girl in the world You laughed, didn't you? At the SNL skit? Yeah. Ironically. Yeah, there you go.

She made you laugh. Yeah. But, okay, so you know how she got engaged? Yeah. I was thinking, I'm like, who's going to be her, um, made of honor? You know who said they're going to do it? Taylor Swift? She said she's going to, she wouldn't mind doing it.

Who? Taylor Swift? No way. She said she'll that, oh, no, she'll be the flower girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The flower girl. Let's see. Yeah.

So would it be. I could see Taylor would a basket. Basket? Yeah. The flower. Oh, just throwing out flowers. The biggest flex of all time Taylor Swift. Is my flower girl.

The flower girl? That's fine. That was very boss of Selena Gomez. That is. That's good. I think it's a tip of him. It's good. I think you put this story so that it could trap Vic into hating on Selena Gomez.

I don't hate her. I just, I'm a truther. I'm a Selena truther. What is that? I'm a truth. I just tell the truth. What's the truth about her? How you really feel.

I get it. Yeah. I'm just like, I'm not going to say that she's great at certain things. You're not. You should. You know what I'm saying? Are you going to do a list of everyone? that's good.

No. Like, let her man think she's great. I think he thinks that. Yeah. That's all I said that. To me? So, they make some sim. Well, no, he's not a sim because he's, he got her.

He got engaged to her. See, then there's that. Cool. Okay, let's take away the, you don't like her acting, you don't like her singing, all that stuff. He don't like how she looks. He don't like how she talks. I hate that. It was what girl does she wears.

But think about it. He got engaged to the girl of his dreams that is a billionaire. Yeah. I'm happy for him. Yeah. That's a pimp, fool. I think that's him. The way you, like, now that you said that your kids talk like that about you?

Because my kids love me. It does sound like a kid that's talking about. Talk about your girl. What do you have to say? She's beautiful. She's beautiful. I think she's pretty. I don't think she's beautiful.

I think she's beautiful. So you're, your screensievers. No. And what's amazing about her? Can she save the world? Yeah, she can. She can save my world. She saved my world.

That's how you guys treat Selena Gomez. Like someone can't give her a compliment and you'll be like, Like, well, did she cure cancer? No. Can she be Mariah Carey? No. Like, let her be great. To her man.

To her man and to who thinks she's great. He's him. I think he's a pet. He got the girl. He loved his dreams. I'm happy for him for that. Be happy for her too. That she got Betty Blanco.

Yeah. She got a steal. She's happy. She got a guy that's like a great person. He's a producer for life. He's funny. He's funny. And I never laughed at him.

See, I could just hit you right back with the stuff you had Selena with. Yeah. You got to watch Dave. Yeah, I saw it. I didn't laugh. I thought it was pretty funny. No. And I think he's not.

I think he's mid. I think she's great. No, like. Oh my God. I don't know. I don't know. You're being a real pain to my side. I'm what?

You're going to call me Selena now? That's crazy. She's just existing. Let her be. In Benny Blanco's world, yes. In all of our world, she lives here. Guess what? Your girlfriend's probably use rare beauty because it's a great brand.

It's her brand. I'm going to ask her right now. So she's helping your girlfriends look fine. I'm happy for that. Yeah, see? So we like her. Hey, Selena, if you want to send any beauty products over here, I will be happy to try.

This show is cooked. Because of me, all right? No kissing up now, Angie. You're my friend. We're all gang. We're all gang. You're right. Vick has said too much.

No, don't put Fenty versus Red Beauty. Don't put Rihano. You're doing what he's doing. I'm doing what he's doing. I'm doing what he's doing. She could just be great on her own. Big don't like her for some reason. Someone named Selena did something to him.

Is that true? Is that true? It actually is. You're starting to believe that. Yay. But shout out to them. Congrats. They're engaged now.

No, after him. I'm happy for them. Are you? Yeah. Yeah, he's all lovy-dovey on Kaysenot's stream. Yeah. Talking about his girl, so.

Love wins. Love? There we go. Big dubs in the chat. Big dobs in the chat. That's the biggest dub. And doesn't matter what we think of their dub. It's their dub.

Their dub, yes, it's their dub. It's their dub, okay? And two L's make a W. That's true. Big stop. What? It's true. I just am trying to figure out

with the origin of your angst towards Selena is. There's no origin. Actually, agrees with them. There's origin. Okay, so is that Pimp or simple? I think it's Pimp! Pimp! I told you

Pips in the chat Pips in the chat Pips in the chat Tomorrow a lot of kids Have their last day of school Before winter break What? Yeah I know crazy

Mine don't have it till next Friday So I got a cool week of babysitting A.k. Yeah What about you, Vic? Vick is off tomorrow It's off tomorrow. Oh, that's his last day?

Next week's going to be crazy All the rest of December Yay AKal little Vick in the DJ Booj's. Yeah. Yeah. Daddy,

you done yet? Yeah. Yeah. Hungry. We can go on the rides you don't want to go on. He's so mad about it. He literally like, we'll get it like at 5.30.

Dad, can we go like I buy 630? Like, no, bro. We're here until later. Dad, can you door dash me something? Damn, I raised this kid. Too boozy. Yeah. No, you know what?

I love it because when he's here and he's hungry, we all get breakfast. That's true. Yeah, dad. Yeah. Thanks, dad. We're all on vacation next week. Shout out to Felipe.

I saw you at Zara. It was so cool. We're checking out at Zara. And he's like, are you letty? And I was like, yeah. And then guess what he said? He loves you. He said, you sound taller than you all.

First gangster, now taller. And then I was like, no, he's like, you look taller on photos. And I was like, that's not true, Felipe. And I was like, number one, you're seven feet. He was really tall guy. Oh. But he said even in my Instagram photos that I, look tall and that is a lie.

I'm literally next to a car and I'm as tall as the top of the tire, okay? And as tall as like the door handle, brothers. How does that look tall? But he's like, yeah, even in your photos, you posted a photo, you look tall. And I was like, no, I don't know. I must look like a giant there next to you. All of us. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, Jorge likes taking photos with me because he says it looks like an NBA player. I feel it. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, shout up, Felipe. I appreciate you. You were really nice and it was really cool that I got, I got, I got, recognized in front of my oldest and I was like yeah I'll see I'm cool look at me I'm cool

I'm so famous we didn't get a discount or anything I said to pay 10 cents for the bag but but look he knew my name yeah I can recognize yeah Brett appreciate you Felipe let's go on to oh wait wait wait I got quick shout out hurry do it because my finger is literally on the yeah yeah yeah I don't want to sound like a hate her I don't want to sound like a hater but literally as I Touched it. I get you. You got said it. Yeah.

Yeah. Go. It's just the honey at Universal Studios. I was taking, I was waiting in line to take a picture with Shrek. And he's like, hey, you're the guy. You're Vic. I'll listen to me guys every morning. You're listening to the Pod.

Where's the Shrek photo? I want to see it. Let me see it. Let me see it. Now you're going to post it on from that 20s. Okay. And Fiona. Oh.

Oh. That's side yesterday. Okay. We got those tickets on the way, by the way. It's go to Universal Studios Hollywood. Vick said the wait times are really short. Yeah. This time of year.

He said five minutes for Jurassic Park. That's really, really short. Everything, yeah, was like less than 30 minutes. Let's go. We got those tickets on the way. Homey help line now. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Edgar needs our help. Edgar, Edgar, Edgar. And this is not Maximo. Oh, okay.

No, it's not. All right. He sent us a DM and said, hey, Brownback. My name is Edgar. I need a homie help line big time. He said, so I've recently moved out of my mom's house with my girlfriend and decided to add my girlfriend's best friend as a roommate in the apartment we live in. You're going to say we leave in. Angie!

Don't blame me, Angie. I'm going to blame her. KPWR, HT1, Los Angeles Fire 101, 6. This was where we leave. We leave here. Where he pub leaves. He said it's been a battle with having her leaving here with us, dudes, having two cats. There's cats?

You just said it again. Mind you, we have a Frenchie and we are always on top of his routine when it comes to eating, taking them out to use the restroom, all that. The problem here is that my girlfriend's best friend doesn't seem to care much for her cats, even though she says she does. It's always an issue with me and my girlfriend having to clean every other day due to her friend not cleaning at all. When she does clean, it's always her room only and is not even her own restroom. honestly me and my girlfriend are in a dilemma of either talking to her about about the situation

or letting it be till the lease is up but when we do talk to her she never pays attention and has a short attention span she makes jokes about serious situations and can't be serious most of the time help a homie and his girl out p.s our last resort would to be to wait for the lease to end and ask her to leave and look for someone that is a bit more attentive to their environment but we don't know what to do so okay number one I kind of understand, like, that she, aren't, don't cats take care of themselves? Kind of, but they're, yeah.

The litter, I think. They mess things up, too. Angie, what's the best way to take care of a cat? I don't. You have ten of them. How do you don't like? They're not my cats. But how do they take care of them?

What? My niece and my sister dudes, I don't. And my brother, I don't. I'm like, mm-mm, not my cats. I'm a problem. I do not see them. How many litter boxes are in the house? They're not inside the house at all.

They're outside cats? Yeah, yeah. Wow. They're elderly cats. Yeah. Oh, wow. I know. It's a problem in the neighborhood now.

You're the cat lady? No. We're not going to talk about it. Yeah, and I'd say what neighborhood. But I feel like cats may be less maintenance than dogs. Would I be right in saying that? Yeah, because dogs have to walk. Yeah, it depends because, like, your cats can be, like, they can just be mad at you one day, and then they'll make a mess of your house on purpose.

Yeah. They'll do it. Oh, like, rip things with your claws. Yeah. If you leave them alone too long or something, like, they'll show you. They'll purposely drop stuff. They'll be. They'll do it.

They know. they're doing. Have you had cats? Yeah, I've had a cat before. My cat would climb up the Christmas tree and knock it over on purpose because it was fun. The whole Christmas tree? Yeah. That's crazy.

That's a dark cat. Yeah, it was a big cat. Really big cat. But it would climb up and then like throw itself with the tree. It was kind of weird. Okay. And needed attention. And so he's just over it.

Yeah. He's over the friend. He's over her cats. Yeah. She's not like taking, you know, good care of everything. Yeah. And like making sure that it seems like this cat, it's almost like it's not there. That's kind of the goal, right?

Of anything, it's like, it's almost like it's not even here because everything is so clean. There's not stuff everywhere and all that. The dogs, too. Like, having the dog is the most hardest part because you have to walk it, you have to feed it all the time. You know who should be the most mad? Who? The girlfriend's mom. Why?

So I recently, oh, no, they moved out of the girlfriend's mom's house. Okay. Never mind. I thought they were all at the girlfriend's mom's house. Imagine? With the girlfriend, the cats, the dogs, and the best friend. That's crazy. Yeah.

All right. Let's talk to our guy, Edgar. Edgar. Edgar. Edgar Edgar Edgar Edgar Edgar Edgar what's up brown bag what's up bro why you hate your friend's girlfriend so much that you're willing to hate on her animals just because they're hers I would say I mean it's not hating it's mostly just like I mean the whole situation of her not knowing her environment ah so just like okay so we never moved out of my girlfriend's mom's house it's my mom's

house. And so, you know, when it came to, like, actually, like, trying to figure out, like, where to go. Basically, like, yeah, like, how to basically live on our own? Mm-hmm. We, like, basically started to, like, figure out, you know what? Like, we have to clean out. We have to, like, basically figure out how to, like, clean out, uh, have our good environment.

Yeah, like, you had to say, like, how to upkeep something yourself. Yeah. So you and your girlfriend move out of your mom's crib. And you move in like together alone and then you add the the homegirl or you added her from the beginning. No, because we were we were basically trying to figure out like a like an apartment room for us first, right? But when we started looking into apartments and stuff, her homegirl was like, oh, why don't we like start looking for apartments for us three? And I was like, okay, cool. Like I felt bad for her because I mean, her home girl ended up like telling us that she used to live in her like brother and sister's apartment.

and like she would live in the living room so at times we would feel like oh you know what like it's all kind of like messed up that she would live in her living room but at the same time it's just like well I don't know how she lives you know because I mean you you won't really know how a person lives until like yeah so I kind of felt bad and I was like telling my girl you know what like let's try so we ended up doing a whole lease with like her best friend and then I mean it's been two months that we've been like living in that apartment at the same time it's just like whenever it came to like even the rent she would always ask like hey like i'm still not like you know with the rent like i still have like a hundred two hundred dollars like you know short on rent so it's like not

i mean you know it's like also like her environment and how she doesn't want to clean most of the time but also like how she like doesn't have enough money to like pay for rent but she's out here like you know but she's out here like after work like going to korean barbecue like you know like spending money like like like nothing but when it comes to like rant it's just like oh well i'm like four dollars yeah yeah well i mean i think you should tell her if if she doesn't like pay her rent on time she got to go to the leaving room living room he meant he means living room he means living room yeah he's on the lease though right how long is the lease uh so the lease uh so the lease.

And then, well, right now, probably, what, like, nine months? No, it's an 11-month lease. Oh, yeah. So, like, in September, it's over. Yeah. Well, you're stuck with her. Yeah. And her cats.

I know, it sucks. It sucks, but, I mean, it's like. This is a roommate problem, Edgar. A lot of times you just roommate with someone and you find out who they are when you want. But she just so happens to also be your girlfriend's best friend. What does your girlfriend? friends say about it. Does she understand her or does she take your side? No, she takes my side. Literally, she was the one that started to like tell me stuff like, hey, you know what?

Like I think I'm over her. Like, realistically, like, they're like best friends and stuff. But when it came to the situation and her like finding out how she really lives, like my girl started like to tell me, hey, you know what? Like we started to start talking to her. But at the same time, it's just like having a serious talk with her. There's like, we'll have a serious talk for like 10 minutes. and then her attention span goes to a different thing. Like she starts being on her phone. She starts joking around. And it's like we can't really have a serious conversation with you.

We're over here being on your phone on TikTok. When she starts joking, no, joking around. No, he said jumping. Joking around. Oh, I heard jumping. Yeah. When she starts joking around, does your girl joke with her? No.

It's like she literally gives her a start. And my girls was like in the room just like kind of looking at her all serious. What did you think was going to happen? Did you think like, ooh, best friends? Ah, Edgar? Wow, wow. Make TikToks together. No, yeah.

No, exactly how you guys are like, you know, playing it out. Like, yeah, it's literally how we thought. It's so much fun. No, what did you think? Because that's your girlfriend's best friend. Well, what did? Okay. Okay, because, well, if you were to, like, actually see her in person, like, you would

think, oh, she's a tidy person because she likes, she's like a really girly girl. Like, she, like, likes makeup. Yeah. Oh, where the messy is. Yeah. She's just a girl. The girly girls are the messiest, bro. Is she hot?

Make up everywhere. Make up everywhere. Make up everywhere. Is it because she's hot or what's that like? Yeah, is she cute? She looks good. Hey, Greg. Hey, Greg, shut up.

You literally have a girlfriend. Wow. Oh, my goodness. Is your girlfriend hot? Let me find out really quick. Hold on. Let me find out. Hold on.

Greg, you do have a girlfriend. Yeah, I do. And that's why I always trip out on the way that you talk because you literally have a girlfriend that could break up with you in a second. Yeah. You can't just have her not listen to the radio. Let me find out really quick. Hold on.

Ruth, he's sitting on other people's girlfriends and friends. I just wanted to know if she was hot. Let me ask. What I tell you last time, when I ask is cute, when you ask it's creepy. Yeah, when they do it, that's fine. Yes, exactly, exactly. It's not all the ulterior motives. Edgar.

I like Edgar. She's like a girlie girl, right? Are her, like, she's attractive? Is she attractive? Does she date? Um, I, well, personally, I mean, I can be open with my girl about that. Uh-huh. So it's like, yeah, she's cute or not, but I mean, I would have never thought, like,

like, being a girl like that, you'd have a really messy room, a really messy bathroom, and, like, leaving stuff around. Okay, I have a question. Is your girl like that? Is your girl a girly girl? No, huh? She's more chill? No, she's more bad.

I mean, she's a girly girl. Like, she has situations where, like, she literally scraped her car, like, probably, like three days ago. And she was like, oh, well, I mean, we can probably fix it next time. Like, kind of just like that. That doesn't make that a girly girl. Yeah. The curbs literally just jump out.

That's not, when I'm asking you, like, your girlfriend, is she, like, dress up and makeup? Or she just more, more, like, low key. Low key. Well, most, well, most of the time, I mean, she's working. So, like, whenever she goes to work, I'm like. It's fine to say that she's more low-key. It's fine. And the other one is more, like, up-key.

She likes to dress up. Yeah. Get ready. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. All right. I don't like this guy.

I don't like this guy. Edgar. Edgar needs help. He's in a lease. I'm not helping him. Would his girlfriend and the girl that he thinks about while he's with his girlfriend. Yeah. That's basically what it is.

Basically what it is. Yeah, she's cute. Yeah. She'd be a lot cute if she cleaned her bathroom. Yeah. So, okay. What's the rent that she's. she has to give you.

Like, how much Loki does she owe you that she's been short on rent? And it's only been two months. I would say probably, like, 400? All right. And it's only been two months. And it's only been two months. Those are the 400 she owes. Like, she's putting a, like, she's puts in some money for rent.

But then. Not enough. Not enough. Dude. Do you think, like, if we were to talk to her, because Loki, sometimes people think like this, right? That there's two of you and there's one of her. And it may feel like to her, like, she pays.

a bigger chunk than you guys pay because you guys kind of pay uh oh heck oh heck no because honestly i mean i pay more because i pay for like because obviously they um they have like available parking at the apartment structure and stuff so i pay so i pay a hundred dollars on top of everybody else they pay like 750 like 760 and i pay like 800 oh that's not bad so so it's like three ways but again split three ways but at the same time it's just like, come on, she was literally living with her sister and her brother. Yeah. Yeah, on the couch.

And she was like doing rent for like a thousand. You know, we were doing her the favor. Yeah. And then she asked for this too. You guys were not even including her. She asked to be a part of this. And then it seems like she's taking advantage of your guys kindness and how much you think she's cute to like get away from. Yeah.

Oh, no. That no. But, um. Oh, you got it. Sometimes it happens. I mean, we also, yeah, because we also have like couches. We have furniture that we got recently, like, obviously because it's a new apartment. So we all, like, put in a loan and stuff like that.

Like, we also got a loan for, like, the down payment. So it's like, she really doesn't want to ever, like, pitch in. Because, like, I think it was this month, the beginning of this month that she owed me, like, 280 for, like, the part of, like, the couch payment. And she never, like, she was like, oh, I don't have it. She's in debt. She's in day. At the bank of Edgar. Let me skip to the end.

This is going to end terribly. Yeah, it's going to be really bad. And you guys are going to be in debt and she's going to be like... Or one day she gets stuck in the dryer and she's like, oh my God. No, no, no, no. I can't get out. He's not you. Edgar is not you, Greg.

Right, right, Edgar? He has a girlfriend and he's not going to think like that. Yeah, of course. Greg's he could never be a landlord. No. How could you ever pay me back for messing those pipes up? I feel like because Greg is in a situation. He doesn't, that's not that serious about the relationship.

Yeah. That's why he always like. Look who's talking in a situation shit right here. Leave me. Hey, Edgar. Don't get you $300, man. Go get it. Hey, boo, shut up.

Hey, Hedger, I hope you're okay with the jokes. He doesn't mean any harm. He's a freaking puppy. Greg is a puppy. My big dog. No, you're a puppy. I'll clean that room in a second. You talk smack about Ruth, but she's on your screenstager.

Stop it. All right. Let's talk about the cats. Not specifically hers. But the ones that. She has other. Okay, talk to me about these cats. There's a few.

Okay, I was trying to be nice and stuff about the whole cat situation, but her sister and brother always, like, are going on trips. Recently, like, probably, like, this past weekend, she ended up babysitting or dog sitting, like, two dogs. There was, like, a really small baby dog, like a little chihuahua dog. And, like, this old, like, raggedy, like, nine-year-old dog. Raggedy? Yeah, like, this nine-year-old raggedy dog.

Old dog, yeah, yeah. I can already see it in my brain. It sounds like machino. So, like, she ended up babysitting, no, but at the end of the day, she's always like every other weekend she's babysitting. And she's not home most of the time. So literally, the stench of her room ends up coming into our living room. Bro, and it's only been two months.

This is wild, Edgar. You have a roommate. I didn't know. I didn't know I was going to, like, literally go into that whole situation. Yeah. I mean, if you were here and person. Yeah. And saw that how it smelled?

Well, we ended up visiting when we were, like, moving into the apartment because obviously I had to help her out. Yeah. But, like, we were like thinking, oh, well, it's because, like, they didn't clean today. But it was like, everything. All right. All right. Let's help Edgar.

My little guy over here. You don't have to, okay? You live in your mom's house still. This is adult problems that he had. You need $300? I got $300. What's up, bro? Of course.

Because you don't have to. pay a bill. Hey, Greg, I'm offering you, I'm offering you a room if you're interested in 11 months. At 11 months? That's nice. He can't hit on his girl. No, he's hurt. He's hurt.

All right. Edgar, you're so nice. He's really nice. Edgar has a situation. Him and his girl recently moved into an apartment with the girl's best friend. They're all on the lease, okay? Yep. Them come to find out, the girl is short on rent a lot.

It's been two months already, at least on the rent side. owes him $400 for being short. Then on some furniture stuff, they all got loans and they, like, brought on credit, all that stuff. And she owes in, like, at least 100-something on payments for that. Okay. On furniture. She has cats.

It smells. Bad. Bad. Then she sits other people's pets. That's crazy. And it smells bad. She probably does it for free, too. Like, she could use the extra $200 or something, like a.

to take care of the dogs. Dog sitting is expensive. Edgar, it says when she cleans, she only cleans her room. She don't, like, clean the kitchen, the bathrooms, the shared living room, none of that? No, she doesn't. Like, literally my girl, that's the reason why my girl got into that whole situation. We're like, oh, you know, like, we need to start thinking about, like, getting somebody else within, like, the next lease, you know? Or, like, if we end up staying here.

Uh-huh. But it's because, like, she literally doesn't clean her restroom. And that restroom literally has, like, well, is. It's the main restroom. So a lot of people that come, visit and stuff like that. They want to use a restroom. And it's like, if you use her restroom, it's like, oh, it's a whole mess. Like literally she has like her comb, her hairs everywhere.

Like literally dirty floor. She doesn't even have a, she doesn't have a trash can. But she looks cute, right? What? She doesn't have a trash can. You have to buy one of those. That's why. I can't say that.

Yeah. No, but like she's a girly girl. You say she dresses up. She gets started up all of that. Yeah. So her like that, the ends justify the means. Like she comes out looking bomb. It's okay.

that it's a mess it's okay that her hairballs are everywhere the cats like those like all of that he she's fine with it when you guys confront her and you guys tell her hey we need to take this serious things got to get better what's her response her response is like she literally well she'll talk to us about it and then if she has her phone around or like she what does she say Edgar what has she told you is the reason like what is what is she does she say sorry does she say I'll do better does she say oh my god my life is so hard like what is I'm going through stuff. Oh, we still haven't had that conversation. That's why kind of like, I don't know what to do. Should we have that conversation? Should we not? And then, I mean, and then when my girl cleaned out her restroom, like, probably like three days ago, she was like, she texted her best friend. She was like, oh, by, by the way, we cleaned out like your restroom. Like, I already put everything like back to where it was. Like, you have a tidy, like, restroom and stuff like that. Never got a text back saying, thank you, no nothing. Yeah. I just went out with her day. Damn.

Yeah. All right. Let's try to help Edgar. You gotta let people live in their film. Okay. Edgar is living with his girlfriend and his girlfriend's best friend. But she is becoming, being her roommate is becoming to be like a nightmare. She has two cats.

She doesn't clean. She pays rent late. She's always short on rent. She's going to Korean barbecue all the time. Just basically the worst things. Like she's hitting all the marks of like a terrible roommate. Yeah. That's pretty bad.

Like she's excelling at being a terrible roommate. Right. But her Instagram story is probably probably possible. popping because all that they get the food. And then she probably posted like a super deep thing like and made it seem like she was in the apartment by herself. Like, oh my God. Like things will always work out for you. I grind it for this view right here.

Yep. Did all this, you know, anything is possible. But also like she does part she probably does get ready with me in her bathroom and then just leaves everything afterwards. Don't clean it with me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not clean up with me. It's get ready with me. She used to do it. Clean it with me. Yeah. And they're over it. Yeah. So much.

that it's been two months and they need some help. Yeah. This is their first time moving out of somewhere. Oh, yeah. Living with moms previously. So they're finding out that life is life. That you can't really do this. Like it sounds like a great idea on paper sometimes,

but it's like nine times out of ten, this is going to end badly. Wait, so you have to pay the bills yourself? Yes, Greg. Yeah, it's crazy. Wait, the trash gets taken out of your help? And you know how your mom puts up with you for all the stuff that you do and how you are?

What do you mean how I am? But another, person's not. You know what? This is exactly what that's showing them. Like the mom's probably dealt with her or the family has dealt with her. But now it's like, no, no, no. Strangers.

Do you, Greg, even clean the restroom? I thought it just magically, like, when I walked out of it. Oh, my God, you're like, early. Be for real, be for a real. No, I swear. I don't make a mess in the restroom. What are your choice? You make a mess in the restaurant.

The only place I make a mess is my room and that's it. Other than that, I don't make a mess anywhere because I know. I don't pay. Maria. Please call. A1A. 5201-5-9. Please don't.

Reg's mom. Please don't. All right. So we need to help Edgar. And there's a lot of calls on the line. You know, a lot of great ideas. A lot of great ideas. Oh, yeah.

You guys want to hear mine or should I wait? Oh, yeah. What's your great idea you were going to say? So I was thinking, the fastest way to get her out is to for Edgar to pretend like she was trying to get him in. He should tell his girl. No, no, no, hold on. Hold on. He said him.

He should tell his. girl like hey you know what the other day like your best friend she was hitting on me oh she has come into her room like i don't feel comfortable with her living here no more oh that's a good one she was like can you help me clean this pipe really quick yeah why no whoa no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa she was wearing like something a little small and everything too like on purpose why were you looking Hannah Hannah can you explain this better because this is also what you think Anna and Glendora, but I'm sure you got away better delivery. Yes, I do.

First, I want to say hi, love you guys. I love you back. So my delivery was he has to tell the girlfriend. He has to, Edgar has to tell his girlfriend what's going on. Like, they have to know that the friendship is going to be over. Like, everything's going to be cut. Like, you're not going to get your money back. You're never going to see her again.

Like, everything's going to be done. So if the girl is on board, He has to set up or one it or Edgar has to set up like his phone or something like that. And then just just in a way where she's kind of flirting. And then the girlfriend walks in. She already knows what's going on, but she gets really, really mad. And she's like, whatever the girlfriend's name is. So she goes like, Vanessa, I can't believe you did this.

How could you do this? Why are you hitting on my man? And be like done. You need to get your stuff. You need to get out of here. And then like, just end ties because there's no, you're not going to get that money back. That's awesome. These spots are insane.

The sting operation. Deositosito's watching all of you on your sting operation. It's a good one. Tell your girlfriend, hey, we got to get her out, but we can't make it seem like we want her out for other reasons for her to be mad at us or whatever.

Here's what I'm going to do, babe. I'm going to just be so sexy. Like, I'm going to just walk around and all sexy. And like, like, wow. Like, yeah, I'm going to make muscles. I'm going to be making muscles all day. Like, and then she's going to touch one of my muscles when she does. That's when you get in the arm.

And then you come in and you be like, oh, no. Descraciazzaza. Like, you disgrace. Get out. I trusted you. Yeah. That's how you guys picture it, huh?

Yeah. It's a good solution. She tried to touch my No-No Square. Make sure you take a honeypack before. Oh, Greg. No? Kelly. Hey, this is my homie.

Is this Anthony? Callie? Yeah. I knew you would have something to say, bro. I knew you would have something to say. Y'all got me dying laughing. Y'all got to be dying after the multiple things. Yeah.

Have you all these people before? No. No, no. I mean, so just say a walk around with your shirt off might not work. Oh, yeah, true, true, true. To your pants off. This is a young mistake that I feel like a lot of people get into because everybody's been there. But it's just be smart on how to get out the situation.

Like, you can't bathe mouth the person too because at the end of the day, if it's you and your girl and your about, you guys are roommates already because y'all not married. How come you guys needed her money? it didn't work out how you guys wanted it. So move on like this. I don't know what type of new, I don't know what type of novella or girl was watching because that that play would not work because it's something called a contract. You need to make it to where, yeah, the lease. You need to make it to where the boyfriend and girlfriend have to split legally. If you do that, the man gets, like, since it's her friend, the man should be released from the lease. If he gets

three leaps from the lease, go get another spot, and then just move out. Like, the girl's credit is going to be messed up, but if this is supposed to be a forever thing, you guys already got a new spot and just leave her with it. That's what you need to do. So he needs to cheat on her with her friend. No. So they break up. Anthony's talking about contracts, legalities, documentation.

On the document, they're on the lease. So he has to break the lease. Yeah, so they need to make it look like things. got into a domestic or they broke up or he broke up. Oh, my God. I think there's other solutions. There's going super far. There's other ways.

Respectfully, Anthony can't. No, I can't do that. Yeah, there's other ways. This is like a three-part series now. Yeah. It went from like one novella to like, no. Yeah. It's like a whole season.

Yeah. First 48. You're okay. I don't want to do that. All right. And then on Wednesday. What he needs to do is go to jail for DV, okay? After that, then she has, no, don't do that.

That's not the answer. No, we're not going to do that. But I like you. I love you, Kelly. Thank you always for calling in. Gross y'all. Adrian from Texas.

Texas. Yo, Adrian. Adrian. Yo, what's up? How's it going? What's up, bro? What's you doing this morning? Working, working.

What do you think of this whole situation of Edgar? He has a roommate that's also his girlfriend's best friend. And she's just messy. She has hella cats. It's starting to smell in the house like pet. Yeah. And he's over it. And so is the girl.

And she don't pay. like she should for being the roommate. Yeah. Well, first of all, I can already imagine what it smells like. Second of all, you're being laid on the ranch is a big no-no. Nobody likes that. You're playing with people's money. On the cool, you got to get her out.

Make up a lie like they were staying earlier. How are right? What kind of lie do you make up? Well, okay, you put me in a tough spot. Yeah, yeah. See? You got to go over the contract And I don't know

Make you look like a break in and say like hey We're breaking the contract What? Wow This is going far I like it Your guy's ideas is way Way is way to get a roommate out nowadays

Fake a robbery Yeah Have you a robbery? Have you take all her stuff A breakup Fierce roommate ever Do you guys seen that on Netflix? Yeah it's about murder

It's a murder Yeah It's like it's crazy It's hard to get them out Sometimes it's only one way Yeah True. Oh, yeah. Did you see the one with the old lady?

Yeah. That was crazy. Oh, I didn't see him. No, no, no. Go watch it. It's good. What's it go? Worst for whatever.

Yeah. And then there's worst X ever. Yeah. Same thing. All right. We got Richard from Whittier. Richard. What to your?

Richard. Hey, Richard. What a shot, Brown bag? Richard. What a shot. What would you tell Edgar and how to handle this situation? Well, first of all, we should have put Edgar as a sip of the wheat because he can sit there and explain to Craig. whether she's pretty or not.

But if I was in that situation, hey, I would have just invited her to our bedroom when we could have all figured. Okay. You would have what? Wash up, man. Waddley. Whittier? You're all proud?

Whittier's horns. Hey, Edgar, bro, you're going to have to wait until 11 months is over, bro, and then you're going to have to get a new apartment. all right, right, Edgar? All right? Are you listening to me? By nose plugs, by Fabreys, by something, all right? Are you listening?

Hire a maid service, have her pay half for the service or whatever. She's not going to pay. Okay, Edgar? Endeavour do this again. If she can barely pay, right. Well, tally it up. You can say you're a small claims, bro. Turn into your little mait.

All the other options are going to land you in jail. You're going to fake a robbery or you're going to have to let's get it on with her. Okay, what do you think? I feel like we should really talk to her, but at the same time, I'm trying to be really nice about this whole situation.

Be nice, he's not working. No, not the time to be nice. I had to benefit, okay, I had the benefit of the doubt with her. Nine months, brother. Nine months, you're free. You're really nice at her. You're free in a little months. I'm really seeing adulthood now.

Yeah, welcome. Welcome to life. But at the same time, like I said, I'm trying to be nice Because at the end of the day, she's also paying $500, I think, a month for Celler Guard. It's this whole situation with like... She's a color guard? Color Guard? Yeah.

She's not even a cheerleader? What the hell is. Well, kind of like a cheerleader. What is that? Color guards the people with the flags. Yeah, with the flags. How old is she? She's like 24?

She's going to be 25. And she's a color guard? She got to get a grip. What? Teller got a job. Yeah. What is she doing? She's flipping flags.

Yeah, she can throw signs. front of the store. Yeah. That's what she can do. All she's doing is throwing red flags. Yeah. That's what I said. Edgar, she ain't no color guard, Edgar.

She just. It's fake. It's not real. She's lying to you. That's something in high school. Nine months, bro. Fool. 11 months.

No, they're down two months. So nine more months. Oh, so he could be free in nine months? Or just get a pregnant and he can have a kid with her and be free again. I'm not going to lie. That homie help line gave me a headache. It gave me a headache. Why?

From Edgar to y'all to the, like I've never. I never had that. There was no safe space. There wasn't. In this homie helpline. True. No. I have a headache.

I don't think it was that. I think it was the Girl Scout cookies or whatever. The chocolates? Chocolates, whatever. Oh, yeah, you're thinking about that this whole time, huh? You've been thinking about that this whole time. Look, look. She's looking at it.

She's looking at me. She's looking at me. One day it's me. Tomorrow will be you. Oh, the baked chocolate. We have Jose Luis sincensura. Oh, Perfect time.

I would have six LA's number one for hip hop Buenos Aires Good morning Thanks We're our Our name Our legend

The game For uh Jose Luis Jose Luis Jose Luis Good morning This is wild Guys, I'm so proud

to be on this show This morning show Yeah Thank you Jose I first met you at a Foods Gone Wild show Wow And that's when I knew

you were tapped into the culture and everything that's going on because I was like backstage and then like somebody next to me was like hey that's Jose Luis next to you and I was like what do you what and I looked over and you're right there chilling waiting to come on for your segment and I thought that was so dope especially because Fuzgan Wild had posted a lot of your guys's content correct right so tell me about that relationship with how you guys like got cool and started working together I didn't knew that Fuswild they followed me since they were you know little kids and they grew up with the show, watching the show everywhere.

So, suddenly one day they posted this, um, how was um, the little, the lady that it was, uh, Jack in the Crack. Oh my God. Oh my God. Jack in the Crack.

Jack in the Crack. Oh, my. They post that one and then I said, wait a minute, that's me on the video. Yeah. And that video got viral and then they start following me and then I followed them. And, but I didn't know that

Fuzon Wild saying so many messages on Instagram. Oh, they were on the ends. Yeah. Since like two years ago. So when I started following them and then I went to, I was trying to say hi, Grazacios for the video. And boom, I saw the messages. It was like three or four of them.

Oh, my God. So it's been a relationship since then. Yes. Yeah. I think like, I don't know. I'm sure you realize it now, right? But all of us are around similar age, like, 30s. And we literally, 20-30s, yeah.

Yeah. Your Tony? Yeah. It was like 15, but yeah. But we really grew up watching your show, you know. I even had my brother be in the crowd one time. Oh, really? Yeah.

He was bald and looked like a tro-loom back in the day. But it's just crazy to see, like, you know, how even back then you were, you know, you were, you know, pop culture in the Latino community. Especially with us. And then now, you know, you're still here, you know, it's amazing. What do you mean? Now I feel good. No, no, I feel good, guys, because doing a TV show back then, it was so hard. It was hard.

It was always the producer also. What does that mean? I was in charge of every single topic. Actually, Juan Carlos is right. That is one of my main producers since 25 years ago. Why your guys' names so basic? Juan Jose Luis and Juan Carlos. Bigges soap opera names, no?

Juan Carlos de la Rivera. Yeah. Louis Gonzalez and Soto. But, yeah, so I was doing the show, but also I was in charge doing so many other shows, like Secretos. It was the version of cheaters. Yeah, yeah, I remember. I did that too. Oh, my God, I watched that too.

Then we did Lagrimita Costel, the clown show. It was two clowns doing this one. Then, by this, Platanito. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, did you do that one? Yeah, I produced that show, too. So I produced so many shows. Pretty much, to be honest with you, I enjoy producing the shows behind the scenes.

be in the front of the camera. Because in front of the camera, everybody can be. Yeah. Well, not everybody. Yeah. That's just, true, true. Because they're nervous.

Well, Salis, yeah. How did you transfer then to doing stand-up? Because you were a producer at TV host and all, so I'm wondering, like, what made you think, okay, I'm going to do a stand-up now. Good question, Letty. So, our good friend, Concrete. Concrete. Concrete.

Concrete. He's a good comedian. He's a good guy. Yeah. So I had my production company, and I was following him. on Instagram. Back then he used to have like 120,000 followers. Not that big. But I...

What do you mean? But now it's not big. But now it's... I go 11. 120. I go 11. So I invite him to my office. I say, hey, you know what? Concrete, I really love your comedy. We should do like a standard comedy

with you. No, I'm not ready. So we stopped talking because the COVID and all the kind of stuff. Then I saw his videos on his Instagram. He said, wow my God. doing big. And then I saw his followers going up to 200K and then 300K, 400K, and then he called me one day. He said, Jose Luis, I'm doing a standard comedy in Covina. Part of my skit is that I'll start

talking with the couples and then everybody starts saying, Jose Luis, when they start screaming like that, you just show up and you say hi. And then by saying, well, I can do that, but it's so easy. So I'm just going to say, hi, bye, and live? No, let's do this. When I, when I appear behind you, I'm going to take the mic and people is going to get crazy. And then I said, just sit down. Now it's my turn. My show now. And we did it like that and people got crazy.

Producer. Wow. Invying me to do another four more shows. I said, now I'm going to charge you. But yeah, he paid me for those next four shows. And then he told me, you know what I was saying? You should do your own standard comment. You're so good.

No, no, no, no. I'm not good. I control a studio, 200 people that came. man, everybody, but not, I mean, in front of me, I mean, no. Just do it. I'm going to send you a couple of comedians. They're going to help you out. And I say, okay, three days before the show, and he told me, do you need the comedians?

Do you know what? I don't know if I'm going to do the show. What do you mean? It's all doubt. I'm so scary. No, no, no, no. Just freaking do that. I'm going to help you out.

I'm going to be sitting in the front of first row. If something happened, I'm jumping. Okay, let's do that. So then the show starts. And since that day, nobody takes me. out from the stage. Oh, wow. That's awesome.

And I did two-hour show. Wow. It's supposed to be only 20 minutes, and I did two-hour show. Yeah, wow, galas. Even though my producer was at least. That's it. Yeah.

They're not paying you for the two hours. Yeah, just 20 minutes. That's so amazing. And this is my third show. This is your third show. Wow. Oh, my. How many years has it been since you were on air?

On air since they went? No, since Jose Luis. Yeah. TV. Oh. The last episode. The last episode. around

2012, I guess. But guess what? Right now, Australia TV put it back the show. Wow. Yeah, if you go right now to their app. That type of content lives on forever. Forever.

Oh, yeah. Legend. It's like a green, green, green, how do we call it? Evergreen? Evergreen. Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. I'm going to hire you as a person. But guess what? Right now, guys, I'm thinking to create my own channel. Wow, the Jose Luis channel. bruh bruce

it will be something some drama that would be thank you so much for coming by Jose Luis why I'm so

inspired I know me too yeah you're really inspired I'm gonna have I got a few

shows I got a novela whenever you do your channel whenever you do your channel we have you have

actually you should do like a shark tank where we can pitch you show see yeah tiburon

tank of tiburon the tiburon yeah yeah yeah so thank you guys thank you very much

I hope to see you my show Yes. He doesn't know Spanish. Ask a question for a goal. In English. In English. How my name is Jose, Luis?

Hey. No, any question? Ask him in Spanish. I don't know. I do. No me the program. Do you remember? Is the Jack in the Crack?

Do you remember that show specifically? Of course. Of course. It was like versus Flakitas. How did you come up with that concept? My producers. Yeah, they come out with the producer. You know what we should do.

Yeah, if you're running out of topics, just let us know. Have you ever thought about running it back? Yeah. Yeah. Chola versus Fresas came from the producer. Chola's a place. Wow. Yeah, like the wildest topic.

Can we bring those type of things back in 2025 or do you think the world's too sensitive? Well, right now, the audience is so sensitive, you know, right now it's going to be so hard doing the same thing. If I do the show again, will be something different. I don't know what. Motivational, like you said. Maybe more chunky, which is I am. No, you look great. You look great.

You just had your fifth kid. Yes, and I made my wife, I told you, in the show. Yeah. She was one of the strippers, but, uh, honestly, what was she audience? Yeah, was she in the audience. Oh, she was. She went to see the show with her, uh, girlfriends from high school. They were sitting there, and she was amazed.

I think she was, bettiro lo joll ya, as before, you know, said. Yeah. Yeah. What was it, though? You meet so many girls and, like, there's strippers on there. There's hot, like. She had something different, you know? Why?

Tell, tell, tell you. Look at first sight? or something like that because remember God has been in my career since when I present the shows, this and that showing me open indoors but that day when I saw her sitting in the audience I felt like she's the one.

Something told me she's the one. No, not the carousan. It was more above the cintura. Oh my God! Let's go! Oh my gosh! It feels different. And I couldn't walk, but no.

He don't need a honeypack. He's Jose Luis. How do you then hit on her? Okay. That's a good question because, of course, you know, that day I just saw her in the audience, this and that. And one day I was in, I think, Santa Ana, signing autographs for a carnisserie, something like that. And I saw her. El Toro.

El Toro market, something like that. I saw her right there. And I said, I know you. You weren't the show, of course, because I couldn't stop thinking about her. Wow. I saw you that day. Yeah, yeah. What's you doing over here?

Well, we came over. I think she went to see me there. But she doesn't want to accept it. So I said, give me your phone number. No, no, no, no, no. I don't say, okay, fine. How do you name? Iris.

That was the whole name she told me, Iris. All right. So I went back to the TV station, and that day, that releases. Boom, information, the address. So I sent her a flowers to her house, and that was it. That's legal. That's it.

She was 19 years old. No, that's what I mean. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. Oh, that's illegal. Oh, that's legal.

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Thank you And you're gonna enjoy the show Let's go Paul Sa Luis, thank you so much. It's Power 106. Great back. Hey, Sambra Sala with Angie. Okay.

I thought I was doing something being like, you know, like, woo, out there when I showed up at the bar, at the club, with water shoes. Water shoes. I know, I know. Well, there's a little back story to it. I was at the beach, and then we ended up going to the bars or whatever. Anyways, but you know who tops it off?

Who? Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. Oh. The Simple Life Girls. Yes. So you know they're super rich. They can do whatever they want, right? Yeah.

And so they were telling a story about like when they were at the club, they were like out there like skating. Skating and with the snake. Like roller skating? We did go through a stage where we would wear shoes with wheels on them and we would roller skate all night. This is like pre-heelies. Yeah.

Do you ever wear them to the club? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. They were great for like getting away from creepy guys. Yeah. This was at the same time I had my ball python cleaies. And she would come with me as well.

Wait, way, wait. He was like, let's roll, Paris. And then they rolled away. Literally. But what got me was at? I felt like Nicole was kidding about the python, right? She's like, no, like I would really go to the club and I would wear it like a necklace, like around my neck. That's so weird.

So I had a ball python. Her name was Cleopatra. She was Gorge. And I would wear her around my neck like a necklace. And we'd put on our shoes. with wheels and we would like roller skate all night. As a choker. It was like a little collar, like a collar necklace.

No, that's not fair. These are insane, like outrageous things to do. Why would you even do that? Taking a wild animal to the club. I was even going to think I'm like, okay, how do they let her inside the club with the idea of it? But I'm like, well, there was no rules whenever they were part of it. This was like early 2000s.

Yeah, there was no rules. The name of the snake was called Clio Patra. She also has a dog. called Cleopatra. So I'm not, I'm trying to look for the snake photo. I feel like there would be one. Of her at the club,

yeah, I would think so too. Or walking out. Especially at that time, they were popping. They couldn't be anywhere without it. Yeah. No,

without someone like popping up on it. Yeah, I feel like that'd be like a picture right now, like on somebody's shirt or something like that. I think she's lying. I don't know. I believed her. Yeah. Because I'm like, okay,

they asked her like, are you kidding? She's like, no, I'm serious. Definitely. Paparazzi. Yeah. And where's the snake now? Is it a purse?

It's a belt. When I look at, when I look up snake, Nicole Richie, I just see purses with snake skin on them. Oh, no. You would think if someone had a snake as a pet, you wouldn't want. No. Look it up. Look for it. There's literally no Cleopatra snake Nicole Richie.

Wait, why is there a picture of a snake in a belt? With her? No. She has a dog named Cleopatra. She's lying, you guys. I don't know. I believe. And there's no reason.

There's no way you could have. done helis before helis. Yeah, that was weird. She's like, yeah, before helies, we had hilies. Well, maybe she was, like, a snake skin dress or something like that. She said it was like a choker. She was wearing everywhere. There's no photo.

Damn. Literally, these girls were photographs everywhere they went. Huh. That is true. There's not one picture. You're not lying. And they're goofs. Just so you know, Nicol Ricci and Perez's in their jokers.

Did I fall for it? Sa-d-a-sum. Let's see. Maybe Paris Hilton with a snake? No, it wasn't like Cole that said it. Might be the wrong video to look at. Play it again. Play it again. Yeah, don't watch that one.

If it's in night vision, don't watch it. So I had a ball python. Her name was Cleopatra. She was Gorge. And I would wear her around my neck like a necklace. And we'd put on our shoes with wheels and we would like roller skate all night. As a choker. It was like a little collar, like a collar necklace.

Wait, so there's pictures. I don't want to believe them because it sounds outrageous and just like for what. Yeah. Doing weird stuff for the sake of weird. But also like, how do you even come up with that lie? You're just random. You know what I'm saying? No, you're just random.

Okay. I don't know. I guess my brain doesn't work like that. Well, there's hell of pictures of Paraceltin. There's not even photos with them in the roller shoes. Well, she said it was regular shoes and they just press the button and that they would go to the club. That they would go to the club in it. That is cap.

The regular shoes customized to become helies and then heelies. They put a whole engine on the shoes just so it comes up and down. Again, that would also be a photo out, especially if they went to the clubs with it. You'd see freaking Lindsey Lohan and her red hair and then the stuff that she would do with her. Yeah. And then you would see them with their roller heels. Their roller shoes. They wore heels all the time, bro.

They did. Yeah, they said they wore them to get away from people. Crazy. Yeah, like you in the club. Not me. He was too young. Oh. Yeah.

I don't believe. I'm on your side, Lettie. Yeah, this is fake. Wow, Nicole, how could you lie to me, fool? Angie, you just got guy. It was like when Vic falls for the fake stories that he tells about the pyramid. Reportedly, allegedly. It was real.

It was real and they changed their mind. Has anyone ever lied to you and you fell for it? Picture or wasn't real? Picture wasn't real. Yeah, that's picture didn't happen. That's what they say, right? Picture did not happen. It didn't happen, Angie.

Play it again? Play them when you fell for them? This part. Go through a stage where we would wear a shirt. shoes with wheels on them and we would roller skate all night. This is like pre-heelies, yeah. Do you ever wear them to the club? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

They were great for like getting away from creepy guys. Yeah, this was at the same time I had my ball python Cleopatra and she would come with me as well. Okay, okay. We. You see like the they're now in here. Yes, they have their rhythm where they probably used to lie. They help each other lie by adding another detail. So, yeah.

And then they're improvving. They're improvving. I picked up on the rhythm. That's what they used to do all the time probably growing up. I hear it. Yeah. And this and then that. And then, Nicole, tell them about how we used to.

Yeah, Vic, like when I let you use my Ferrari. Yeah. Remember that Ferrari that I had? Remember? And then the Lambo came by. Yeah, and you let me use your Lambo. And then you said, see ya. Oh, yeah.

And then like a million dollars fly out of my car. Right then and there. And then we didn't even look back. Nope. We just left it there. Yeah. We would have photos. Literally, Nicole Ritchie has a pet lizard, like a dragon.

Yeah. And you see photos of her with the dragon. Nicole Richie dances while giving her pet lizard the bath And then Peresilton's more known for her dogs too Yeah her little chihuahuas Yeah No but I'm saying Nicole Richie Yeah

Like she has a photo with her little Her little lizards She would have had a photo with this ball python named Cleopatra that she wore while she roller skated Down the street getting ice cream Before healy's Yeah before healy's Yeah with the

Oh that's kind of weird Yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry It's fine This is what happened Reportedly allegedly To you Victor All right I fell for it

and that was it for Sombresala. I just told you. So you legit wore water shoes? Yes, I did. Water shoes. You were sliding across the club? No, I was more like. With the ball python?

With the ball. Still got free drinks, okay? All right. That's it for Sondra Salab brought to you by a local Southern California, Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm paro one of six. All right. You were a creepy fool with your three finger combo.

Let's not forget about that. That's not something he wore, though. Okay. You didn't wear that to the club. You just... Strulling with the homies. The homie. Gregory.

All right, you guys. Have you guys... You say it. I do. Wow. Caught up. I got caught up on that one. Have you guys ever

try to return something out of store? And they just give you the worst hassle ever. And they say, you can't return it. You can't do anything about it. No, I'm a loser. I don't return things. I just keep him and wait until I get skinny. What do you mean?

Because it'll be things that are too tight or too small. And I'm like, I'll get skinny one day to fit it. it. So like close. I have an unrational fear of people at the register denying my return. I don't think it's ever happened to me, but I just like one day like I fear they're going to be like, you can't return this, you brokey. Yeah, we're this.

Hey, everybody. That's trying to return something. That used to be me. They're going to announce it to everybody. That's what I feel like it's going to happen. So I just keep it and never use it and might give it away later to my little brother or something. Yeah. That is insane.

I used to be like that. But ever since I worked retail, I'm like, people don't care. So now I just do it. Yeah. I got to return something at Coach. I don't know. Oh, I don't know about those. You cannot return the jacket.

I never used it. You did use it. When did I use it? For the pictures. Oh, my God. No, I did it. Stop riding him out. He's trying to return it.

That was AI. No, you did use it. Yes, you did. When did I use it? You took a picture with it. The Mercedes. I didn't. You didn't wear it?

I didn't. You promised. Crossed your heart. No. That was a hit. Don't let him in. Coach, don't let him in. He wears a shirt.

He wears a really cool LA hat all the time, so you can go to this stuff. No, I swear I haven't worn it until this day. Okay. She's almost. It's sitting there. If it smells like Colonial, it's. There's a guy in Utah that's going super viral because he smashed his car. Supervival.

Superviral. He crashed his car into a dealership after being denied on buying, returning a car that he had bought. So he crashed it straight into the dealership. Listen to this. Oh, m.g. I told him. Call the cars. He tried to return the car.

Crash the car into the dealership. And he crashed it straight into it. Straight through like those big glass doors that they usually have. Boom, right there. I always trip out. How do they get the cars in there? I respect it. Me too.

I respect it a lot. Yeah, those are big doors they open and the car games in. But anyways, yep, he was just trying to return a car that he had bought for $4,000 and they would like not let them do it. You can't return a car. You can't. I thought you could. I thought it was like you.

Sometimes you have like a 72 hours. It depends on that. Yeah, policy or something like that. Yeah. I've never seen it returned like the Kool-Aid man would pop into a city. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I told you I didn't want it. But yeah, he got denied and did it crash the car?

I think they didn't, he told him before as well. How gonna crush it? I'm gonna crash it, and they didn't believe in it. Yeah, I wouldn't believe. That was the rumor. Yeah, no, I mean, I used to work at a dealership, and people would get really frustrated, man. You know what I'm saying?

If, like, they didn't like the car or something, you know what I'm saying? or they were misled to like the payments were a little too high. People get misled? All the time. But never. But never. You said you worked there. Yeah.

Well, I wasn't good at misleading or else I would have stayed working there. Oh, you were honest. That's why you didn't keep your job. That was my main problem. That was like, I was trying to be honest. Everybody was like, man, get them $800. You were trying to be honest? Like, how are you trying to be honest?

You're like, hey, this car gets like, it should actually be this price, but. Yeah, I was like too much trying to be their friend instead of trying to like, sell them a car. So you're trying to actually be their friend? That doesn't sound like you. Yeah. It doesn't.

He sounds like a misleater. That would make me want to buy a car. That's what I thought. It didn't work. Not an effective strategy. You need to be a shark. You need to be a shark. You need to be a shark.

Just with that coach. Jacket's at your train. Yeah. No, you need to be a shark to be a salesman. You do. Doesn't your girl call you tiburon? El tibon. That's for a different reason.

It's because I can hold my breath underwater. It's because I can hold my breath underwater. Wrap it up. That was true. Thank you.