Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 367 BEST OF BROWN BAG MORNINGS 2024 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/24/24)

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

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This is the simp of the year. T. S. S. S. S. H S. All you.

I love you so much. S-I-N-P. S-I-N-P. S-I-M-B. S-I-M-P. S-I-M-P. A lot of people, every time we do simps and simps of the weeks, people are like, bro, this is a simp of the year.

Like, they want it for the whole year because of how SMPI someone's been. And now it's time to find out who is. The Simp of the Year. Yes. So we have... Hold on. You are Maximo. We have three nominees.

Three. For Simp of the Year. Wow. Our first nominee is Travis Kelsey. For those I don't know, Travis Kelse, Kelsey, either way. For those of that know,

he's an all-star tied-in that plays for the Kansas City Chiefs in the NFL. But according to Angie, he's known because He is Taylor Swift's boyfriend. He is a shirt with that. Yes.

But he's not known for that. Yeah, he is. However, this year, he spent the whole year simping away. And here's a moment from him after they won the Super Bowl. Listen. Thank you for coming, baby. I can't believe that. I can't believe you.

Thank you. Thank you for the support. How do you do that? Thank you for making it across that way across the world. You're the best, baby. Oh, my God. I forgot how much I hate that. No.

I've never seen that. Yeah. What's video was this? This is after they won the Super Bowl. And there was even a whole flight tracker about this because Taylor was in Japan, like, during the Super Bowl time. And she would have to literally fly here. Yeah, legit time travel. And then fly right back to finish her shows in Japan.

And so that's why he was like, thank you for flying. Thank you for me. Yes. And they obviously throughout the year, they were in the headlines. They had nicknames. Every chance he got. He nicknamed her. Remember, Tay or something?

Noggle pussy or whatever? What? Snuggle what? Snuggle what? Never heard. Who caused you that? What? That's not them, right?

No. That's you probably. It might be actually. I don't know. But he even did a, when Taylor Swift's moves when he scored a touchdown. He's gone to her show and performed.

Oh, that's so cute. So they've legit just been hell of each other. It's just Tatee. Tatee. No. My bad. You leave my little man alone.

You leave those. Oh, my sonoggle buddies, whatever. Yeah. He's going to snuggle push it up. And our next nominee. Oh, so that's the number one. That's nominee. Oh, they've been loving and dubbing each other.

No matter what anyone says, there was even supposedly a whole script that they were going to break up. Hey, they're still here. Yes. 2025, they didn't break up. It's 2024. They didn't break up.

Yeah, people really thought that the NFL made a script and hired Taylor to bring the women audience to... Yeah. Yeah, I remember that conspiracy. Yeah. It was a wild conspiracy. I thought like I started it. Very possible.

Our next nominee is our very own. Uh-oh. Mr. Greggie. What? Of the year. Of the year. Hey, Gregi and Pesso Pluma had a lot in common this year.

Wait, what? What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? TikTok? I don't believe it there. Your girl dated Pesopuma? No. No.

Then? Why would your punch up there? Because that's how you talk. Your girl dated Hannah? No. No. No. No.

No. No. The reference I got the reference I got her. You got matching tattoos? No. No. You got her. You broke up with a girl this year and got with a new girl this year? Reportedly allegedly.

That's what I said. The TikTok start? Yeah. Oh, yeah, because this year he was sim for two girls. So are we doing the first half of the year? No, no. I'm only focusing on the second half of the year. Oh, I don't know.

We're not focusing on the one that did like the two two things, that took his bag, that did the TikTok dance. Not that one. No, no, no. Remember? That one was changing. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Are we boom poochoo in a car?

Are we starting in a car or what? No, no, no, no, no, no. Bocachu. Okay, chow. However, this Halloween, there was a post that went on. And there was like two prisoners, and they had a little sign. And in the sign that said Gregi on it. Is she Ruthie?

I said Ruthie as well. Greg and Ruegie. Routy. Yeah. No, that's so cute. I love love. I love that you guys couple costumed it up, especially because I remember with your ex,

you hated dressing up wear. You still do. Oh, you still hate dressing up? Yeah, I didn't want to dress up. But you still did it. It looked really good. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, it was cool.

Yeah, it was cool. He was a lot. He still sent my heart. It's different where you do the things I used to hate, but you don't hate them because it's who you're with now. Yeah, that's fine. See? There was also that SIM part.

Remember, you had posted a note on your profile. you posted a note of like I wish you were here I miss talking to the Dom Kennedy song what did you post there was that the note uh life was what life would life would be better if I could call you yes yeah I would be better if I could call you yep but it was during a time where you were blocked so like even if you're blocked you could see that person's note yeah yeah but it was like they weren't like bro he can't get to her anyway he put it in the note I feel like he's Move, move, brother. He has forgotten about that, yeah.

I was blocked at that time. I was. He has survived a lot of blockages. That's an effective way to use technology. Yeah, he sent his way out of the block. He did. Did you ever ask her if she saw that note? No, I don't want to know.

Yeah. I don't care what she was doing in that moment. Yeah. It worked now. She's doing him in this moment. Yeah. We're living in that part. All right.

All right. That's your next. Yes. And our last nominee, it's our very own Mr. Rosecrose. Franks, Vic. Yes. Mr. Rosecrans Vic retired

his jersey this year. Wow. And I've heard that Jersey retirement like that you can't undo it. You can't undo it. You can't undo Jersey retirement. And he did a whole post.

He did a whole post. Hard post. It was a hard post. And he was like a buildout. He had an album rollout. Yeah, he did. A few teases on the story. You know.

Before the major reveal, it was just like him and like her hand and then him and her back. And him and her hair. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Imagine them taking a jersey down at crypto.

They can't do that. Once he retire, it stays up. It stays up there. Yeah. Okay. What has he done Simp this year, though? I don't remember. Everything.

The birthday shout out? Yeah, the birthday shout out. Oh, the birthday shout out. He bought her four gifts? You bought your girl four gifts? The daughter. The daughter. The daughter.

Yeah, even just how sweet he is with the daughter. Yeah. Yeah. switch this for Christmas this year too. I did not. Oh, that's really nice. That's nice of you. I did not. I would though. If she needed it, if she wanted it, no problem. She's a little older, no? No. No, she's still... No, she just doesn't really game yet. You should get her into gaming, get her a switch. We were playing PS5 yesterday. So if she wants that, you know,

Bondi moment. Yeah, no problem. Look at that guy. They sent little heart, hard hands. All the heart hands? Yeah, the heart hands. Yeah, see, I'm trying to do that one. Like, we're at an event, Vic was sending her, his girlfriend, heart hands while we were taking pictures with, with, with listeners and the guys caught him. And it wasn't one time. It was like every 15 minutes. He was like, look away and look at her and then throw hearts up and then giggle. All smiley about it.

And then take a photo and then giggle again. It was awesome. He was like a little little ticomialmo. Yeah. Oh. What else? Had matching costumes? Yes.

Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. You were Tommy Lee and Pamela. Fake Tommy. Yeah. Okay. Is it same. I don't know.

The way you were talking, I feel like it was a lot more. It didn't do enough. No. That's why he's not saying anything. I think it might be out. I definitely simped, but like, did I simp as much as the others? I don't think so. You know what I'm saying?

As much as Greggy? It's because, yeah, you know, I don't blame him, though. How about did you simp more than our very own, Maximo? What are you talking about? Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. We're going to group nominate Maximum. Wait, what?

One time, Maximum won't post this, but I also follow his girl. girl and she posted them in like Rosarito or so where were you guys at in Mexico in Mexico somewhere and they took like those like those couple photos that if you would have seen you guys take it he would have called you Simpson in this heart arc and then they're doing like a cute little pose his legs in the air my leg was not in the air I remember he didn't reposted on purpose yeah my leg is not in there maybe I might be on a little tip of toes because she's a little bit taller than me, but I was my leg was in the air, okay? And then, like, he was bleeding back while she was, like, holding him.

Yeah. That was so cute. I told him to take off her Air Forces. So that she's not a little higher than you? Yeah. You're like, quite a little, baby. But you guys, you guys did, like, the heart sign. Yeah.

With each other in a photo, which is very sim versus Vic doing it. Were they kissing? Yeah, I think they did. I mean, I kiss my girl, right? In a picture. In a picture, in a heart. I would assume you kiss your girl. That's crazy.

In a picture of the heart. Yeah, but in the picture. that's online and if you would have seen that of Vic or Greg you would have nominated them. But they didn't see it. Well, if I would have seen Maximo posted, it would have been like, what? Because he doesn't outwardly talk like, he's like like, oh, woman's gonna cook me food.

Yeah, but you know when it's just them too, he's just like, I love me so much, baby, mong, mong, mong, that's. Yeah, yeah, chili, really, yeah. Romeo, chilito. What? What? What? I do not have a third.

Andy. Yes. Who wins Simp of the Year? Oh, that's like no-brainer. Why are you looking at me for? Gregi. Gregi! Gregi!

Do I get like a trophy or something? I don't know. Actually, Maximar, you're going to give him something? No, you go home. Gregi. Gregi. That's so cute. All year, people talk about Simp of the Year and who's going to get it.

Give your speech. Greg, please give your speech for Simp of the Year. Your acceptance speech. Or the first half of the year The second half, whichever you want Thank you, thank your stepkids I am not I am not giving a speech for the first half of the year

That was a different time of my life Yeah, we're not even talking about that Yeah, that was a different simp That was not deserve to be a sin That was like a fake suit That was like a yeah That was somebody else That was a smith

Yeah, that was a far drive simp right there But anyway A second half of the year Oh yeah, I deserve the sim I deserve that sims I haven't retired my jersey yet I haven't got there but I will get there.

Eventually one day I feel it. I feel the love in the air. Yeah. And I feel pretty proud to be a simp of the year of 2024. I feel like she get a trophy. Would you be down to try to make a run at it in 2025 to defend your title? Very important. My contract is up for a trade maybe next year.

I don't know yet. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You want to get traded to like a younger team or like? No, he does not. He's very happy. He's just doing this.

He's just doing this for radio. He's doing this for the guys to make a line. Because then we see you on social media being a hell of sin, bro. You can't be both. The contract is almost up. You know, I need that Juan Soto money. That Juan Soto. All right.

Okay. Sim. Sit. See you in 2025. These are the top moments of the homie helpline of 2004. Best of Brown Bag mornings on Power 106. Rachel needs our help Rachel All right

Rachel hit us up and said Hola brown bag Hope you guys are doing good I'm reaching out because I need help So me and my fiance Will be getting married next year And I'm extremely excited I spent this whole year

Planning out the wedding Which is a lot of work But exciting When getting married You honestly just think of all the beautiful positive things And rarely don't think about the negatives And yes maybe I'm being extreme

But I am worried about my future husband and his Bachelor Party. She said, I know you see the movies like The Hangover and other movies about Bachelor parties being wild, and maybe that's why it's stuck in my head. I do want to let you know that I trust my hubby and I know that he will make good decisions. However, his best man, who's his cousin that he grew up with, has always been sketched to me. She said, I don't mean sketch like he's a bad person or does sketchy things, but it's more about him being single and always having new girls with them, and he loves to party.

Play it. For their bachelor party, they are planning a Lake Havasu weekend trip next summer. Ooh, Havasu. Nice. She said, sounds chill, but I just have a feeling he has things up his sleeve. We were at lunch earlier this week, and his cousin just kept telling him, man, the bachelor party is going to be so fun. As it should be?

Yes. I know that it might be playful, but I feel like he's purposely doing it in front of me, which is making me feel weird. I don't want to be that type of future bride, but I'm wondering if I should have them change their plans. or if I should talk to my fiance seriously about the situation. I just don't want to be a bridezilla. I also don't want to seem like I don't trust him and scare him away, and we're not even married yet.

This has been bugging me for a few months. Please help me. Am I overthinking at Brownback? Well, I'll tell you right now, every time there's a guy that's like, hey, that girl, her home girl's sketch, and all the guys are like, yeah, get rid of her. So get rid of him. That's his cousin.

Can we get rid of your cousin? No, you guys always do that. And he's the best man and he's planning it. You always do that. They're like brothers. They're brothers. Every time it's like. Yes.

And the girls have the same thing. Oh yeah, I got my cousin. That's like my sister. Nah. You guys are like, no, I get a friend. No, girls say that all the time since like middle school. Oh, that's my cousin.

They don't even know they're real cousins anymore. Yeah. Exactly. Because it feels like family. I just know that I'm going to do equality and I'm going to give you the same advice the guys give when it's a guy hitting us up about. You can't get rid of a cousin. Want a bit?

Oh. Yes, you do it. There's a number. Whoa. Whoa. Not like that. No, to me it sounds like, I mean, she didn't have a bachelor party to be fun. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, so what goes down in bachelor parties? I don't know. Go-cart racing. I've never been to. Jet ski riding. Jet ski ride. Get a boat?

Yeah, get a boat. Park on the side. No strippers. Nothing like that. No girl. Hey, I'm not his cousin. Respect. Man, Angie, come on.

All of us, it's not all about strip plus for everybody. Usually what happens at, like, any bachelor parties that I've been to is we just respect women the entire time. Yeah. And Sunday morning. What are the activities to do that? Like, we're just from afar. Yeah. But like, what are you do?

Nothing. Just in general. Do you guys pray for them? What are you? Yeah, Sunday morning. Those girls over there. I respect you. Yeah.

You look like you're having fun. Yeah. I appreciate that. And where are you? You're probably a great mom. Yes. And they have a suit. Can you put your bra back on?

Yes. Please. There are children around. That's not respecting them. that's not, that's trying to control what they do. No, because you don't want to be tempted. Yes. Oh, so that's about you.

It's not about. No, what? Maximum. I don't know if I could go down this. You know what? I take that back. I'm sorry. It's okay.

Yeah. God bless you. Yeah. Your choice. Do your choice. Whatever you want to do. Okay. But I'm here to support you no matter what.

Would you like a drink? Yes. I'm a part from before because I can't get close. And you don't expect anything. No. No. No. Too close.

Back up. I expect her to enjoy the rest of. her day after that. Yes. All of them. You can have both. My wife would love you, but you'll never meet.

That's what happens. Especially in having to. That's pretty fun. That's pretty fun. Yeah, that's pretty fun. Yeah, I bet. That must be the best thing to do before you get married, huh? Just respect other women.

Yeah. And then she's getting a jet ski and cruise off in the lake. Yeah. So she shouldn't be worried at all. No. No. There's a lot of water everywhere. Yeah.

Relax. You know. The son's out. She should be more supportive for this. Yeah. Way more supportive. I mean, she said she trusts him, but like, it's like, I don't know, she doesn't trust what movies?

Like, she's having a lot of irrational fears. So the movies are all fake. They're not fake, but like, they're all like. Do you think someone would have a couch hanging out the window and hang out the window and then he'd wake up in the rooftop? I don't know. Do you think people actually have tigers like that in their bathroom? Yeah.

Mike Tyson. Who knows? Not in Vegas. in a hotel That's a movie That's what she said That's what she was saying That's what Angie asked

So we're just You really think people Pull out their own teeth When they're drunk Or get face tats Yeah Well actually that could happen Yeah

See especially in Las Vegas All right Let's talk about Rachel She's tripping on The cousin that her man Chose to be the best man And is already They're getting married next year

But she's already like Oh the Bachelor bar. Nah, you know what he's, the, the cousin's messing up by acting like it's going to be so much fun and all that. You have to act, you have to pretend you're about to have the miserable time. Well, we know you're not. I don't want to go.

I don't know, dog. They're dragging me over here. Oh, my God. It's so hot out there. You know to Lake Havasu for bachelor parties? It's fun. It's a fun place. For a bachelor party?

Yeah. Yeah. I've never been period. But it's really fun, like, because you get like a party boat. Yeah. And then there's areas where you can park and all the boats are parked and everyone's there hanging out, loud music, partying. If you wouldn't have a suit. And what happens at parties?

People have fun. Yeah. Oh, so maybe Rachel should just be like, oh, babe, I'll join you so you don't have to be worried. That's a bachelor party. Don't be that. But we can be like the new couple thing. Yeah, because I would like you to be respecting women around me. For sure.

Yeah. I would be with you while we're just respecting women. All the time. Imagine he wants to join your festivities with your little. straws and things like that? Yeah. What little straw? You're interestingly shaped

edible, stuff like that. Yeah, he don't want to be around that. He doesn't want to think about that. Personally, like, and honestly, to be completely honest with you, I don't think they're that cute to be making any type of ornaments.

I wouldn't, I don't need that. I don't need to see it. Two circles and a cylinder. It's like, come on. Yeah. It doesn't matter. I don't need it in a straw. I don't need it in a lullipop. I don't know.

The only place I need it in. The oven. Yes, that one. You know what I'm saying? I don't like that decoration. If I ever have a bachelor party, please don't do the decorations. Return all this stuff you bought her in. Yeah, she's been the hold it.

Jose return it. She has a wholesale store for me. You give me to Greg and who split it. Half a cylinder and a ball. Hit us up in the Homey Help Line. Keep it here. These are the top moments of the. The homie helpline of 2004.

Best of Brownback Mornings on Power 106. Rachel's been watching way too many movies. Yeah. Yeah. She's got all this crazy ideas in her head. I know. Thinking that her man is going to do a crazy bachelor party with tigers and lions and witches and and waterles and all the stuff.

And girl. She's getting married next year. Her man has that one cousin that she knows is Mr. Mannyx. He even has it on his profile, Mr. Mannyx. Is that, okay, because I'm, probably that cousin to other cousins. It's not his fault, all right? It's not his fault.

He was blessed. He was blessed. He was blessed with a fun cousin. Yeah. Some people have a boring cousin. But it's more of him being single and always having new girls with him and loves to party. Okay. It's not that part, right?

For their bachelor, they are planning a Lake Havasu weekend trip next summer. Nice. Wow. It's next summer away. I have a feeling he has things up his sleeve. Yes, he's Mr. Maniacs. He always has something up his sleeve.

Oh, yeah. Yep. We were at lunch earlier this week And his cousin just kept telling him Man, the bachelor party's gonna be so fun What a... Yeah, he's doing too much He's doing too much

How do he just trolling? He sounds like a fun cousin He sounds like he doesn't like the wife too much Or like, no, maybe not that She feels that way too She says, I feel like he's purposely doing it In front of me Which, like to make me feel weird

To get under her skin He probably likes doing that Yeah Oh, he's annoying I don't want to be that type of future bride But I'm wondering if I should have them change their plans. Kim about food's gone wild.

Oh, you're right. We're going to get lit, full, little one. Should I have them change their plans? Or if I should talk to my fiance seriously about this situation. I just don't want to be brightsilla. Girl, you're too, you're too concerned with how you're going to look.

Just look how you look. Yeah. If you're right Zilla, you love you. Show him the real, you, girl. Show him who you are. So it's not a surprise after. Yeah, he loves you more. Yeah.

I guarantee you he doesn't love his cousin as much as he loves you. He loves things that only you and him can partake in. Yes. But after he's done, he might love his cousin more. Hey, yo. Hey, you know. I thought Vic is the kissing cousins guy.

No. That's a rumor. You did a bachelor party. Clearly. My cousin with his cousin, not me. Clearly, you guys don't love your family. What type of love? Are you talking about, brother?

Just love, like, man, I love hanging out with my cousin. I don't know how cousins you grew up with her. Just like, they're a good time. As a black sheep? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. That's the black shape of the family. You know, I don't.

I just want my problem. I'm kidding. I love my primas and primas. Okay. It's me. I'm the problem, you guys. I'm the cousin. Oh, you were the cousin?

Yeah. All right. And when I grow up, I'm going to be the Tia. All right? I'm going to be the zebra print dress. Oh, the cheetah print zebra. Let's dance. I'm going to.

Yeah. Oh my, Jorito, why is your mom dressed? This is the first comedian. It's like you're graduating kindergarten, dude. I don't even know what animal print that is. I don't know. Me and, Miscito, we just ignore it. It's a Liger.

A Liger print. You just look the other way. Just kidding. I'm the great time. All right. Carlos from Long Beach. What's up, Carlos? Carlos.

Carlos. Not at the table, Carlos. Carlos. Buenos Diaz, what he has brought back? It's a hangover. The hangover. It always gets me. Good morning.

Good morning, Bob. Hey, real quick, real quick, to old girl the bride, man. Let the cat off the leash and let the bird fly free, girl. You know what I'm saying? Let him. You're going to marry you and have the rest of your life with them. You know what I'm saying? That's it.

Let the cat. Let her cat free too? Hold on. Wait, no. Let the cat off. Why not? You know what? Why not?

Go have a bachelor's party and do you, girl. You know what I'm saying? You could only be a, you know, for one night. So, you know. What? I am. No, I'm mad. They've got pineapples over there.

No, all parties are canceled. Hey, not at the table, Carlos. Hey, they might get married and divorced at the same day. You never know. You know. You don't want that, Carlos. It sounds like an expensive party. Yeah, Carlos.

Why are you promoting that? What are you promoting that? Erica from Pico Rivera What's up Erica? Good morning, Brown Bay. Good morning, sweetheart. Erica, talk to us. What would you tell this girl, Rachel,

that's like already having anxiety and a panic attack about her future husband's bachelor party with his maniac cousin that he is at Lake Havasu next summer? I would say, you know what? Let him do a thing like the previous color said. Have one of the home girls, the maid of honor. Be like, hey, well, you know what?

We're going to have, you know, good time. We're not even worried about you guys. And actually, I have a little thing. Let her know that there's a butler for women that go. It's like the whole United States. And it's like a guy that comes in, wherever hotel or whatever they're planning on doing. Like, she could have our own thing, too, you know, besides male strippers. There's other things that we have.

I'm listening. Keep talking. What is the bullet? I've never heard of it. Like a buttler? I don't know. She said butt. And she says it's not a stripper.

It's a private butler. Okay. So a couple years back, my cousin. husband had got married. So it was like a private butler and they come to the hotel. We surprised her and they could basically do, you know, like first, do whatever you want, but they basically mainly come serve you your drinks, make you your food, do the games for you, clean up after you.

They're a butler. But all they have on is that apron. Oh, okay. There's that part. People get paid for that? Yeah. Yeah, males, male. Well, this is for women for our best, you know, part.

Because, you know, I was talking to the guys. We're talking to the guys off there. Like, like, like, even. on the girl stuff, it's like, I'm not trying to have like male shivers, like a little bit like crazy, like, but when you said like, like just someone going there and like literally getting your drinks like doing stuff for you, I'm like, oh, okay, but then you said they're half naked, so. We respect men. No, no, see, that's the thing.

So we're not really too fond of male shippers. They're kind of nasty. Well, they're not kind of, it. It's just nasty. Yeah. To each their own. Shout out of them, yeah, but yeah. Yeah, like, yeah, but yeah, to each their own. But I mean, I mean, because we just, maybe I had a bad experience, but anyways, um, but with the butler it was really nice because he didn't do anything to the extent because you know my cousin's very like not very Christian but she's very like to herself she doesn't like none of that but we just had eye candy for the night we just had eye candy for the night he cleaned up after us he played our games it was cool you know and then we went to like you know we did other things outside

you know once we were you know at our location but she just needs to plan on trip you know do the best that she can and have fun so she doesn't think about what her match or her fiancee is doing But, like, yeah, like, if the cousin's going to go over there and just kind of throw it in her face and cause little tension, then her, her bridesmaids and everybody else should do the same thing. Make him think twice, too. Why should it just be one way? Yeah. So it's like if they're going to make her feel some type of way, then make him feel some type of way. Let's go, Erica.

I like that. Or her fiance, too, should be like, hey, don't be talking like that in front of my fiance. I don't want problems. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Just be respectful as well, you know. Don't be, you know, don't do that.

There we go, Eric. bought Rita too, so there's that. Thank you, Erica. Thank you for calling. Yeah. Thank you. Uh, okay, so I kind of have it a little idea, which is a great option. The butler look outside.

Girl, whatever weekend there, like, Havasu trip is, plan your bachelor party for the next week. That is going to trip your man out. Because he knows what's going to happen. Because he knows what's going to be on hit. Like, for example, if his bachelor party goes wild, hey, guess what? Mine's next week. Don't even trip.

Don't trip. You guys didn't do anything, right? We're going next week. And then he's going to be like, oh my God. Give him the anxiety back. Plan your bachelor party after his bachelor party. And depending on how his bachelor party goes, if he answers his phone, if he leaves you on red, if he goes to you, all of that. Oh, babe, I don't know.

They forced me. All of that. Amp up whatever you were planning for your bachelor's. So you're giving him two weekends? Two weekends? Yeah. That's good. Back to back three weeks.

Hey, boys. You say that until you're I like it. Yeah. You say that until your death are good. You say that until you're... You guys think that the Bachelorette and the Bachel should be the same week? Yeah.

That's usually how it happens. That's how it is. It's the same weekend. No. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. Give the two weeks.

Give them the two weeks. See how that makes out. Girls can get a lot more than guys. can get. Give them the two weeks. Game the two weeks. We'll technically have more because we'll have two weekends.

To do it. So will she, it's stupid. Yeah. It worked both ways. Hold on. I remember. Like let's say. There we love her stuff.

No, she's going to be worried the first week. No, she's not. Rachel's already worried. Anyway, we're supposed to help Rachel. There my. Rachel, you know what? Oh, no. Plan your party.

Have a good time. Don't stress. Just make them swallow an air time. And That's what you're trying to do She's not gonna She's gonna know where he's at Yeah

Yeah Yeah Just let him be free And you be free Put a ring cap on a fly The cat fly And the bird off the leash Or whatever it's called

Let the bird fly Yeah And then let the dog out Or just get a drone pigeon Yeah To do what And just watch Yeah just

Him cheat Why is he back? I don't know Keep it here. Jordan, plan it. Connected like I'm Rosecrans. Rosecrans. Roastcrans.

Word on Rosecrans. The word is these are the top moments of Word on Rosecrans for 2024 for me. Some memorable moments that I remember from, you know, throughout the year. One of them I had to, you know, bring back is when LeBron had, you know, been interviewed about Bronny James and if he was going to call him dad on the court or not. He cannot call me dad in the workplace. Once we leave out of the private facility and the gates closed, I could be dad again

in the car if we ride together. At home, I could be dad. No, he got to call me like two, three, or Brian or, you know, go if he wants to. Go? It's up to him. I mean, it's up to him. Aw, and he did that for like two minutes. Yeah, and he went back to calling him dad.

Turns out he hasn't been able to call him. Turns out he hasn't been able to call him anything on the court yet. Yeah. Yeah, just one time. There's pictures. There's photos. Yeah, there's photos. As a parent, I love a good photo up.

Yes. Even if you guys are horrible after, I got the photo. Yep. Yes. Another moment I had to recap with you guys is, well, I am talking about getting jumped into a gang, then jumped out, then jumped by his parents. All right, listen to this.

I remember it was a time they were like, hey, they want to jump you in. I was like, ah, you know what the means for? Don't be a s' homes. And so, Wait, what? They wanted to jump me in to the neighborhood. All right, so I got jumped in. And so somebody runs to my house and was like,

ay, Deborah, they're jumping Willie into the game. So here comes my mom, like, get him up. Now jump them out. So then they jump me out. And then I go back into the house and they whip me. Then she whipped me again. I got whipped three times.

Jumped in, jumped out, and then jump out. your mom. Yeah. Although I doubt, like, shout out to Will I. I am and shout out to Boy Heights and East L.A. I don't know that the gangs are like, I think it's just once you're in, you're in, bro.

Yeah. That's it? Yeah. All their moms are mad. They're in the game. Yeah, but he did say that, um, the, like, the neighborhood kids respected to his mom. Yeah.

So they probably were like, all right, you're in, but technically you don't got doing the thing. Yeah. That's cool. And she knew what's up. I would have to check in with the homies. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She knew what's up enough to even know that it's like, Well, get them out now. Yeah. Once he's in, that's a whole process. I don't know that that's a rule, though.

It is. Once you're in, when you're in, blood in, blood out. Yeah, right? So it's like the, like the, um, Malibu's most wanted. The only way out is in a box. Yeah. I thought that was a rule. It's just like Malibu's most wanted.

All right. I also had to recap finding out that Thames had lyrics that we all had had wrong for the entirety of the past couple years. Listen to this. So it's, it's fire. saying I will wait for you. Does Drake and Futures wait for you? And they even titled it Wait for You. Exactly.

But it's a sample of a TEM song. Exactly. And so they thought, and we all thought that it was, I will wait for you. But it turns out it was I won't wait for you. Listen to this. So it sounds still like Will. It still sounds like Will. Yeah, it does.

But when we had her in here, she also mentioned, no, it was Won't, not Will. All right, listen to this. It's when wait for you with Future, when that came out. the context of the song is I will wait for you you know and I didn't I didn't correct him or correct them yeah I was like oh okay yeah and so everybody was singing I will wait for you based off of that song yeah so they just thought to hire that that was what I was saying and I just allowed it because I just thought it's so stressful yeah I found it really funny and I just was feeling cheeky one day and I was like by the way I you know enough time has passed. You guys are really, you know, it's okay. It's actually wounds, you know,

I'm sorry to bus. You know what it is, it's guys. Even if you tell a guy, I won't wait for you in their brain they hear she will wait for me. So that's why it's, I will for this. Bars. We're not talking to us. No, we're literally telling you, we're not going to wait for you, bro. She'll wait for me. Yeah. Maybe you will. Yeah. You can't wait for you? No, I'm not waiting for nobody.

Yeah, bro. She killed it. She did. Yes. Shut up 10. Exactly. So that was some of my favorite word on Rosecrans moments from 2024. There we go.

We made it to the end of 2025. And we had some incredible guests this year. Excuse me, you're right. End of 2024. See, I'm already next year. I think it heads so crazy. This year, 2024, we have made some incredible. moments with amazing guests and we just want to shout them out some of our people that have turned into primos yeah a brown bag all right first up let's make some noise and go back in time to our guy jop

sat out jop this is the advice he gave us from his father to the world check this out what are you hoping for the people that come out to the tour but like it's kind of hard and i think that that's on purpose is what it is maybe girl but you know what you that's not more way you know. You just know. No, that's because you let them know, you know.

Don't fall in love. I'm going to take you to a Laker game, but don't find a love. Yeah, exactly. We don't stay at court side, but don't find a love. You guys. He has things wrong, though. What are you guys thinking about? It's in general for the whole fans, you know, like, just don't fall in love.

Like, my dad always told me, my dad always told me, no, just don't fall in love, you know? No. What does that mean? He's saying don't fall in love. He's not even saying with himself. His advice is. Don't fall in love. That's what it's called.

But not to amortes. No. You know what I'm saying? No. That's a bar. After that interview, I played so much forci Zararriida until this day. I love it. Not enough to know how to say it.

But you loved it. I played it up. Where's that? Peresla? I play so much. But do you get it? Yeah. Don't want more like too much love.

Don't want too much money. Yeah. It's a bit. It's a bar. It's a bar. Do we believe in that? Yeah. Hold back a little something.

Actually, my dad said the same thing one time. How is that what? Just don't love her too much with all your heart. Yeah. It's a little bit sad. It's like broken men just giving it love. Don't worry. I'll be there soon.

And guess what? I'll catch up that. Tracks are coming. We'll continue the cycle. Okay, look, we also, speaking of definitely being in the in these moments with Latifian. that are changing the game. Not just did we talk to JOP. We also talked to Canelo, you guys. And when we were in Las Vegas and we're talking to Canelo, it was a lot going on.

Yeah. We probably had like five minutes, but it was also around a Mexican Independence Day because that's when he fights, right? So we took the time to do and to give him our best grito. Was it the best idea? I don't know. I don't think so. Now he knows us as the crew that can't do it. They can't do it. Check this out. Have you ever done a grito? We always talk about El Grito. If you don't know to say? No, well, I just

No, but I just I'm so That's I'm glad You can let's

let's tell you Yes Okay Victor Letitia Okay, okay Okay, okay

Okay One to One of ten Califical Seven Seven, seven Seven, seven Seven,

seven, okay Okay, okay No, no It's because Spanish Spanish No,

No, no, I'm No, I'm No, I'm like it, I like it. Oh, Oh,

eight, Oh, Oh, Oh, okay. Oh, I'm tapping into cocoa oh no nine

this is white on the inside brown on it all ready Oh boy, Cico Yeah You just had Cinello I'm still ready to throw down Canello

Let's go I want to relive his disappointment in Greg every day Yeah, because what's you're not? Here it's like, bro. Cinco. Why'd you even try? No manches. Yeah.

And then Maximo was not a part of that because Maximo overslept that day. He got a zero. Bro, how you miss Canelo? Isn't that crazy? All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. We do it. Yeah. It's been four months. Yeah. You should have enough time. My chest is no pain right now.

I'm calm. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. We're going to stay here. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Somebody check on that rooster. You should have wanted him to be there because he would have one of the highest floor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, you know. Listening back, Vig, your grito has come such a long way, bro, because I remember when his grito was low-key like one of these fools. Really? Yeah. Also, I would have done better, but I was very hungover. Yeah. But you still showed up to work.

Of course, of course, of course. Yeah, you did. I heard it in my voice, right? When we were hearing it back, I was like, woo. I know. I hear myself like, like, what was my voice? so raspy. All of us.

All of us. And you're going through a lot, too. Yeah. That's a moment. Only they knew. We're all fighting Canelo-type demons. Damn. Okay.

From those definitely Latinos that have definitely put on for their ends of the spectrum, whether it be in music, like, are you okay for their? Like JOP, what he's done with Fuerrejida, and what Canelo's done in boxing. Two, the 6-26 is very young.

Lefty Go certified step-ee So-wo I bought a made back on off the road I think he Loki had one of

the best years ever Did you know that this year is when we were really introduced to Lefty Vic might have

known him a little bit prior but this is the year that he really came out and imagine that type of

year where you go viral and then that's how you start the year off and you end the year off on a Kendrick Lamar

album Wow it's insane it's iconic literally known him for a year and all this has transpired. That's one year?

And you know what? He's big on manifesting. Lefty gunplay tells himself every day he's the best. He's going to be the greatest. He's going to get a Grammy. He's going to have a million dollars. Like he does that. He genuinely believes it.

Oh, for sure. For sure. So when we had him in here, our last time, we're like, bro, what would you tell little lefty? Here's what he said. What would you tell elementary school you? What would you say to that kid? You're strong. You don't need to follow nobody.

take care of your mom and you don't need nobody's approval you know why you're not from acting classes so when you

no I thought that's a beautiful moment right now he got me bro he got me again

I totally forgot he was an act didn't he sound like he was gonna cry yeah let's see I believe it again I'm like

I saw his little lip cleaver when he's and then he's like acting classes I feel like he meant it and then he's just like acting class

Yeah He had to check where he was at He's about a crime He was at Wait I'm gangster Yeah Wait wait

Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Hold on Hold on That's so funny

No I I think that This year That was the big winner of the year You guys And we had him in here With us

But speaking of getting emotional Someone got really emotional To the point of tears with us And Loki It is It's not your fault

It is not your fault It's not even like a W that I want But it's something that I did want to share. It was a really good moment with sweetie. Everyone knows her to just couldn't be this boss babe. She

nothing messes with her but when we started talking about I guess her come up she got really emotional. Check this out. There was time that went into that. There was that grind that went into that. Talk to me about having the whole closet in your whip, sweetie. Oh my

gosh girl. She made me cry. Come on. But I remember I'm me telling her to come on. I don't know why I did that. I don't know why I did that. It was just like to be nice. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Cry a little bit. Cry. Why don't do that? I don't know. Come on.

I'm just trying to like big of like like help to go. Go ahead and cry, girl. Go ahead. Come on cry. More views. Maril. Well, then do it then. I'm sorry.

I'll be better. I'll be better at not adding adlips to to interviews. You need more. Come on, girl. Mama. Where they at? Yeah, I swear on the Migos.

All right, back to the story. Back to the story. I was too, like, proud to tell, like, my friends and my family that I had nowhere to stay. And I was literally, like, couch surfing. But it was cool because, like, people always wanted me around. So it's like I didn't have to worry about having a place to stay. but like my home girls knew what was going on. But I never wanted to like take up.

Yeah, to say something. I never wanted to like, no, I never wanted to take up space in someone's house. So I would just keep my closet in my car. Sweet. But you know what? It was cool because when it was time to party, I didn't have to go home.

I just had to go to my trunk. Aw. See what you did. She really got emotional. Come on. Come on. I'm going to shut up more in 2025. I'm gonna be quiet.

Come on, just let people talk. And cry. No. It's because in my little head, I have like a little root for you type of, like, little. No, I get exactly what you're doing. It's beautiful for her to open up and just feel comfortable. And she loves us. Yeah, she does.

Shut up here. I don't know if this person loves us so much after the special moment we had, but you know what? It's good all the same. It's all Vicks for. This one's for you, Vic. Tems. I knew it.

Oh, my God. Yes. How were house songstress Thames, man. She is incredible. She's a queen. Bro, like it's literally watching an angel walk in right to the room. Literally. Literally.

And then what happened, Vick? I embarrassed myself in front of her. I embarrass myself in front of a lot of songstresses. Yeah, I think it's your thing. But you know what it's okay? Yeah, but I make them laugh. You do. And that's the way in.

I see what you're doing there, brother. No. That's a great thing. It doesn't matter, Vic, because you are good. Good to go too, right? Yes. You don't. No, no, no.

Yeah. So, so Vig wanted to surprise Tim's. With a gift. With a gift from back home. Supposedly. Supposedly. But she got it, he got it from Amazon. Yeah.

I thought it was from the Amazon Forest. No. That's where you got confused. Yeah, I don't know. Thames is Nigerian. Yes. Yes. And so Vic Google, Nigerian candy to give her a taste of home.

Did it do any research? Just bought the candy. Yeah. Here we go. So, TEMS, we're brown bag mornings. So we brought a brown bag that you are going to dig your hand into and see what you get. Okay, are you ready?

Yes. Okay. It's a surprise. Victor? There's no animals. Yes. No, no. No, no.

Let her reach your hand in there. Sabah. Oh, yeah. Cute. Okay. So there's candy in there. Would you care to explain this? Yeah, so, you know, we're brown bag mornings.

I thought we have a brown bag and it has some stuff possibly from home from Nigeria. That's supposed to be Nigerian. Possibly from home. What? Yeah. I have never seen what?

He got played. That was his idea. I told me. That's why I was nervous. I was like, I don't know. I'm like, like, where did you get these?

Amazon. Amazon. That's what I was nervous about. I was like, I bought it and I was like, I don't know. I'm like, what? Like, how do I even know that this is really Nigerian candy or not?

Well, first of all. of all, you go to a Nigerian store. Yeah. Where do you get to Mexican candy, baby? You go to Mexican store. Maybe. Try that. Yo, more embarrassing.

Big, how does that feel big? Try that, Big. Way more embarrassing than when it happened in the moment. Yeah, she's like, it tastes from home. The funny thing is her manager looked at the candy. He's like, I don't even think these exist. Yeah. They're discontinued.

I forgot to file my lawsuit against Amazon. Remember, I said I was going to file. following. Embarrassment and like lost weight years. Oh yeah. What is it? Diffamation of character? No emotional distress. It's emotional distress.

That made me cry of laughter, bro. Because she was so sweet. And that was at the beginning of the end. It's an awkward way to start. Yeah. I've never seen this before. Home. Vic.

Oh, man. In your head hug. Yeah. She won't wait for you. At all. Those are some really, really good moments that happened here as our Primo stepped into Brownback Mornings. And we got a chance to hang out with them. And we hope to do more in 2025.

All these interviews, by the way, up on our Power 106 YouTube. So make sure that you check it out. That was a good day. Shout out of us. I'm proud of us. These are the top moments of the homie helpline of 2004. Best of Brownback Mornings on Power 106. AJ needs our help.

AJ, all right? AJ sent us a DM and said, What up, brown bag. So I was a single father of two that I have had full time since birth and was single for over eight years. Then unexpectedly, I began dating this incredible, beautiful woman. Her name is, we're going to call her Kay, for some time. And who I now want to marry. She's expressed this to me too many times.

But there's one thing. She works at my daughter's school. We both know it's something frowned upon with staff and parent relationships. But we met outside of the school and never spoke prior to that or knew of each other. So I don't think it's too much of an issue. But there's still that risk of it impacting her job. So we've been very low key since the start. Recently, I've gone through some tragic slash traumatic things.

And she has held me and my kids down from the jump along with helping me heal from past issues that I was unaware of. She's also a therapist and counselor Wow Wow she does it Okay And that was the And that was the cherry on top And confirmation that this is my partner for life

I don't know if I should propose Or wait till my daughters Out of that school Help me out, Brownback Okay I didn't know this was frowned upon Me neither I thought it was too

Like parents and teachers Had date Unless I mean Maybe it's like a private school That maybe No I mean like It's frowned upon for sure

Oh yeah You worked at a school before Yeah It's frowned upon, but it's not like frowned upon to that extent where it's like you might get fired unless it is a private school. Because this is what I'm thinking. Why? Because they have their own rules. It's a little more that they make.

Yeah. I was only thinking, like I was thinking there's some teachers that their kids are in the school. Yeah. If she gets with them, basically her kid's going to be to school, but it's not. Yeah. And also like think about how many small towns there are where there's only so many people in the town. Like, you're going to date a teacher. or, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? You're going to hit on your kid's counselor. It's going to happen. A guy's got to eat, you know what I'm saying? That's your logic? Yeah. So, I mean, in that sense, I mean, maybe we think of it a little different in, like, bigger cities. But I don't see it being that much of a problem.

If anything, you put your daughter in her class and get an A right away. That's why it would be a bad thing. Corruption. That's why it'll be a bad thing. Let's go corruption. Conflict of interest is not a job. Well, for the kid. Yeah.

Okay. Let's talk. to AJ. AJ's on the line. What's up, AJ? Good morning. AJ. Hey, what up, bro? Hey, Jay. What's up with you, bro? So it seems like you... Real quick, real quick, because I'm dropping out my daughter at school and she listens to you guys with me every morning

and she's going to say what so because she loves you, Lepi, and Angie. Yay! Hi! Hi. Hi. What's your name? Melody. Oh, just her name. A.G., let me talk to Melty. She's my own girl. Hey, Melody, who's, um, your name? Your dad's special friend at the school was her name?

No. No. Well, okay. Don't say hi to your mom for us. All right. AJ, drop her off and then we'll get on the line with you, okay? Drop her off first, all right? Yeah.

Yeah, give me like two minutes. Okay. Oh, walk her in and give someone else a kiss. Bye. All right, bye. Call her back. He's trying to get counseled. Oh, that's so cute.

Melody's going to tell me to cheese me. She was. She was going to tell you. She was in a dog. Okay. Well, they're going through a kid. It. AJ, she's so cute.

Melody. AJ has been single for over eight years, okay? I'm wondering if Melody's eight. She doesn't sound eight. No. She sounds younger. Way younger. Right?

Yeah. Sounds like a five, six. Well, maybe she's the youngest. Because he said he's a father two. Single father two that I have had full. Oh, got you, got you. Yeah. And was single for over eight years.

I see what you're saying there. Yeah. Then unexpectedly, I began dating this incredible, beautiful woman. Oh, my God. Hey, unexpectedly, but he probably hit on her. Yeah. I don't know how this happened. It came out of blue, but it's like after I DMed her and followed her to her.

After I said, what's up, my mash? So I guess, and then he found out, or then some, that's what I want to know. How did you see her at school? What was that whole interaction like? We'll find out more when he calls back after he drops Melody off. Yeah, because that's, that must be a trip. Like, I want to know, like, did he walk in and be like, oh my gosh, she works here? Or did she say, like, hey, I work at the school?

Well, I'm sure. It came up in combo. They were like, rope. They could go either way. It could go either way. Roep plate. Knowing my teacher dated would be so weird for me. Oh, yeah.

Like in elementary school. Me too. Remember how embarrassing it was to see your teachers outside of school? Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. You see them at the supermarket? What the hell are you doing here? Don't you live at school?

Yeah. Because when I worked at a school, I remember there was a few times where like I knew some teachers and then they ended up like. Talking amongst themselves? No, to some of the parents. Yeah. Like they ended up like. It makes sense.

Like hooking up. And I would know. And I'd be like, I know every day. But they would keep it on the low, right? The interaction is just me? I'd be like just, no, is he seeing their interaction just got on board? Are you here to drop off or pick up? What would you do?

You'd just be good? Me? Yeah. What were you like? I was just regular. No, you date a teacher. No, he was in love with his teacher. No, but I'm saying you're dating.

Your girl's a teacher. Wait, I wasn't, wait, both. All three, all the above. Different teachers, though. He likes a woman that will teach him something. Yeah, yeah, I won't teach myself. Shout to Daniela who works at a school. Miss H.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You said it. You said it. You said it before. A million H. Ms. H. H is H. It's Harvey. No.

It's Harvey. No, not. You didn't. Lori. Her name is Lori. Marry. She said it so many times. Yeah, but some people don't think to put it together.

Do you think? Hey, Maximo, was she a teacher before you start dating her? No. Okay, because I was going to say, do you think you're a fantasy crush on your teacher in high school and you never got to live that out because she manifested itself uh yeah it made you like have the power daniela no she was she wasn't teacher yet oh yeah but did you like like like other teachers no no no no i was gonna say that i was like did you guys did you guys ever have a combo and be like maybe you should teach no that is creepy

guys i did not shape her into being a teacher i don't know you or said it yeah but you didn't stop her either Can you give me my test results? Do you pretend you're in detention and she has to teach you a lesson? No. You guys have a ruler at home? Yeah. That's go complicated. We'll find out next.

But let us know if you've ever dated someone that teaches your kid. Like, you know, whether it's in daycare, in school, how that worked out for you. Our guy, AJ, is dating a woman that works at her, at his kid's school, but is wondering, like, dang, I don't want to put her on blast to just kind of be. be public with her. I love her though. This is my girl. Like I want to marry me. Um, what he should do in the situation. Let us know. All right. Uh, AJ is a single father to, been single for eight years. Then he out of nowhere randomly, unexpectedly met an incredible, beautiful woman. Yeah. Yep. And she happens to work at his daughter's school. And now he's

wondering if they should go public or if he should propose or wait till she's out of the school. He's just kind of like, I don't know what to do. I wonder. How many more years the daughter has in the school, too? She seems like she's barely starting the school. So it's a while. Transfer my kid out of school so fast? No, I'm just kidding. You would have to give reason.

I know, I know. There's school zones. The reason is dating her teacher. Okay, AJ. Yo, yo, yo. What's up, bro? You dropped off your daughter and kissed your girlfriend. Goodbye.

Hey, too. You're the one who made us, AJ. You're the one of your business out. All right, AJ. Hey, you know. You know what? crazy. Every time I see her in the morning, there's got to be a simple like, hey, how you doing?

You know? Why? Hold on. What kind of school is this, bro? Is this like a, like, it's, is it private? Is that way? Nah, it's not a private school, but they treat it like it. Yeah. Oh, like maybe fundamental. No. Very strict. And after you guys ask, my daughter's got three more years there.

Tell me how you unexpectedly started dating the lady. So a couple years ago, when my son was there too, when they're doing their promotion thing, I've seen home girl there And I was like oh who's that? After the kids I'm like I'm like yo is that a teacher I never seen her here and then they're like oh no She works in the office and I was like all right And I tried running into her trying to find a chance to hit on her

And I could be nice I like it I like it I got to go to the nurse and do you know where it's at I'm feeling sick right now yeah I was all telling them I was like hey make sure you're coughing today Oh my God You tell your tummy hurts for a nice pack. Then I'll go pick you up and I'll pick on her.

Like, hey, forget your backpack. All right, AJ. So you eventually run into her. Yeah, so like six months went by and I couldn't. I never ran into her, never star. I was like, oh, man, I was like, whatever. It ain't meant to be. And then one day she pulled up to this local bar that I go to with my daughter's third

grade teacher at the time. Wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. We're not going to skip past that. Yeah. It was like five. It was like five teachers together. Nice.

So you were there. You know the whole staff. Yeah. Five teachers. Welcome to bar. Oh, yeah. I went to that school. I grew up at that school.

They know me. I know them. They know my family. My mom, my sister, my brothers. Oh. Tell me, AJ. So you see them at the bar. You see her and her teachers, her teacher home girls at the bar.

And that's your chance, huh? Yeah, dude. As soon as I've seen it, I told myself, I was like, dude, I've been looking for this girl for over like six months. This is the only chance I got. So I took it. And then, yeah, ever since that day. everything went well.

We started chilling like literally the week after. And ever since then, nothing changed. I just hear every day. We're just, we're a thing now. And it's just been, it's been too long for me to still come to my girlfriend. How long has it been? Oh, man. This is what, two years ago, something like that?

Wow. So two years, you guys have been sneaky. She works in the office. She works in the office. Is she a counselor or is she like an assistant? Like, how would she show favoritism to your kid? Like, she's a school. counselor. And then like I said in that when I hit you guys up, the whole like tragic traumatic thing.

So again, I was single for for like eight years. And my kids' mom, they're both from the same mom. She's been in and out of the picture. But like I'm talking about like two or three years in between. And then there's recently a couple months ago, you know, rest and peace of her. She passed away. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, dude, my girl was there. She, dude, she helped me through so much stuff and took care of the kids. And if it wasn't for her, the kids wouldn't have been. as good as they are today. That's beautiful. You guys went through that together

and she's been your support system. I have a question about the kids. Do you have them call her like Ms. Stephanie or what do you? Miss Kay? Yeah. Yeah, they both still call it this day Miss so-and-so and I'm like oh bro, you just call it by the name.

Like it's cool. Yeah. So they see dad with Miss so-and-so. I hope you know that. Yeah. The thing you're getting tutored. Yeah. Do you call her Miss So-and-so?

Oh, no. I call it baby. wife he, bombone, with everything. Oh, AJ, I love this for you, AJ. This is so soon.

Sim. Do you, okay. He's in a simp in right now. Is it Jordan Elementary? What's up, boy? It is. Jordan Elementary. All right.

Look for the counselor. We'll look at the staff directories. I know. You might as well do it now, AJ. You don't mess up, well. What proposal? her for you.

We're going to call the school. He's tripping out right now. We're calling the school, bro. We're going to just tell her. All right. We got Danny. We got Danny from Ontario on the line. Talk to us, Danny.

What would you tell AJ? Hey, just, I guess keep it on the download. I was in a similar situation, but that was with my nephew's teachers. Okay. Yeah, my nephew gave me up one of his teachers, but he gives me up with the wrong one. Oh, my God. Hey, he's still the wrong one. You got the assist?

No. Danny, tell me the story. How did your nephew play hookup with you and the teacher? The nephew, the wingman. Hey, my nephew was just, I was telling him about one of his teachers and he's like, oh yeah, I got you, un, don't even trip. What? He got you, I got your, he got your, he got a little, gee.

I got you, unk, don't even trip. A teacher, my tio, he, teacher, you single? Yeah. So, so then she's. He said, he said one of his teachers wanted to, you know, you know wanting to know me and I said if the one I'm you know I've been telling you about sure you know given my number I called her how did you see hold on how did you see the teacher were you like picking him up or dropping him off or what's up oh to pick them up okay

got it I picked them up from at the end of you know yeah at the end of the day yeah after school he was doing those programs and uh I I just you know it was only a you know for a couple weeks we're just seeing each other because like it wasn't the one I was trying to get with it. Okay, so you go pick him up. But she was good enough. Yeah. You go pick him up and you tell him about a teacher that you think is fine and he's like,

I got you. But he told the other teacher, the wrong one. He gave you the number. So you're talking to someone, right? You're talking to the wrong one. But you're just like, we're here.

We're here. I'm not going to say no now. I was like, he was laughing at me once he introduced me to her. He's like, I knew it wasn't the one, but. Oh, oh. He trolled you. He trolled you. He trolled you.

Yeah. So what advice do you have for age? Just if it's something where she's going to lose her job, just don't risk it, you know? Like, wait into his daughter leaves a... School? Whatever school she's in. Yeah. Or transfer schools.

But as a Theo, you could risk it. As an uncle, you could risk it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, I feel it. I feel that. Top tier, man. Yeah.

Danny, you're crazy. Daniel, are you single right now? Yep. I'm ready to mingo. Danny, you're such a catch. Hold on, hold on the line, Danny. Hold on. That's hilarious.

Oh, my God. Shout to nephew. Yeah, the nephew's a little G. Yeah. And then he trolled him. Yeah. He knew what he was doing. Razzie.

Razzie from Los Angeles. Razzie. Razzie, Rosie. Razzie, what's up, Raz? Razzie, Raz. Good morning, Brown Bag. How you guys doing? Are you hearing these stories that were.

were hearing, Rosie? Listen, I am hearing these stories. I'm going to say this to AJ. Okay. AJ, you've been with her, what he said, two years already? Yeah. You've been with her for two years already. She was with you at your most vulnerable moment.

She took care of you. She took care of your children. That's a love that's unbreakable. I don't think nothing's going to come between that. You have already waited two years. You said your baby got three more years in school. propose to her and you guys set a date. That's your income.

That's your revenue. Don't mess that up. I'm not saying don't run for love. I'm saying it's already there. You don't have to for it. Take your time. Engage to her. Set a date and move on.

I hear on you know it said before another parent goes in on your girl. Yeah, because you don't want somebody else to creep up and, you know. Yeah. A sixth graders parent. You don't want a sixth graders' parent that just has to wait one year. Wow. It's very possible. It's very possible it can happen.

Oh, it can happen. Yeah. Thank you, Rossi. You guys have a good day. Thank you, Mama, Sita. Hey, AJ, you better propose to her before the sixth graders' dad proposes to her. Yep. Okay?

Well, the fifth grader. I got a date. February 14th is going to happen. You're going to propose her on Valentine's Day? Right. The 12th is hard. The 12th is our yearly anniversary. So do it there.

Yeah, that makes worse. Don't ruin the day we give cards in elementary school. Don't ruin that for the kids, bro. And it's a Friday next year. It's on the weekend, so it's all good. No, February 14 is a Friday for next year. Is it? Yes.

Because I'm putting in my vacation days already. All right. AJ, why don't you just do it now, bro? We all know. We literally looked her up. We found her. We're talking to the principal next. Like, just do it.

Hey, you're tripping. No, you're tripping. Hey, Jake, loves a risk. Love is a risk. I was doing the math. They've been together for two years. They just have to do three more years since the daughter graduates. That's five years.

So then they'll officially be together in five years. And that's when they can debut it. Yeah, because that does the ethical year. Yeah, whatever that. She's getting married, bro. So they've got to be low-key for another three. Says the guy. That is not made.

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