Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 371 Bring Your Moms Ex | Brown Bag Mornings (01/06/25)
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Did we turn into another station?
Yeah.
I wish I knew.
I wish I knew.
Good morning, KVWR.
Stanford Power.
Good morning.
Bro, I have seen you guys.
Wow.
I already know.
I've been here.
Tell what I said.
Tell what I said.
Lettie told us.
Don't act like we haven't seen each other because they don't know.
They don't know.
What a setup.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
I wish I knew.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Happy Day of Los Rieges.
Rosca is upon us.
Amazing.
Don't get a divorce, y'all.
Why?
All right.
I'm just going to let you know,
especially if you're on the road right now,
you left home early because you don't want to be around that other person.
Do not divorce them.
It's supposedly divorce day, all right?
It's frequently applied to the first Monday of the year
when family lawyers.
see a surge in inquiries from people
trying to decide whether they should separate
or divorce or not. They've been together
too long. Because
of the holiday
they were together. You realize you hate your
partner. Oh my God,
I hate this person. I don't live with them.
That's why. Yeah, the holidays
financial stress. Yeah, so imagine
you're stressed and you're at home and you see
them all that time and they're like, uh.
You realize you're like, dude, I hate their entire family.
What are you doing? I don't. I don't
I hate them.
I hate their mom.
I hate the way they dress.
Everything.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Just don't do it, man.
Just pick up an extra shift to get overtime.
You know what I'm saying?
Deal with this.
Hey, lawyers.
Make your money.
That's just the holiday talking, okay?
Because those are the only two weeks really that you're going to be like,
like the holiday.
Like the holiday.
And already December can get a little moody because it's the darker time.
Yeah.
But it's like, no, no, no.
Look.
It's brighter now.
We're here.
Yeah.
You're going to keep your company, okay?
Another year.
Don't get a divorce.
There's a donut shop that says don't get a divorce, get a donut.
I love that donut shop.
Yeah.
Where?
Down here, your bank.
I think it's donut king.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, yeah, don't get a divorce, get a donut, bro.
Get a Rosca.
All right.
And I like how the Rosca is cleverly in time for people to not do their New Year's resolutions.
Oh, for sure.
Because a lot of us, including me and Greg, said we're going to be on our skinny girl diet.
Me too.
I don't know where that's going out.
I'm starting today.
It has to start tomorrow.
No, the whole week was like a practice run.
Yeah.
I saw Greg at hookah.
I saw him.
I've never been so much in my life.
I was like, why am I back to back to back?
Yeah.
I was like, I'm stopping in 2025.
Try a dry January for once.
Dry January for once.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I swear.
I started today.
Yeah.
Maybe tomorrow because we're going to eat the Roscarag.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's all right.
It's all right.
You're good.
Scrolling with all me.
The homie
Gregory.
It's 2025
and we already have a new
viral sensation.
Oh,
ready?
Yes,
she goes by the name of
Jody Langel
who is a super viral
music teacher
vocal coach
and she teaches students
on how to sing
and specific ways
to use their voice
and she's teaching
this one student
on how to not crack her voice
when she's trying to sing
so she makes her say
raise your right now
raise your eyes.
I can't sing right now.
You sound like a hookah, bro.
I think it is.
That's what I do.
That's not like me.
She's trying to teach her how to sing.
Raise your right finger.
But everybody's going crazy because the way that she teaches her on how to say it,
it's just, it's weird.
Listen to this.
Raise your ya, yeah, yeah.
Raise your ya.
Raise your ya.
Just where you put ya.
Right finger.
Raise your right finger.
Raise your right finger.
That's tight.
Wow.
That's tight.
I never heard that.
I'm still like raising my yaya.
Me too.
Please.
Not at the table.
Singing.
Singing.
Not what my yaya is.
Not at the table box,
you know.
You got a right one and the left one?
It went super viral.
People started making their own remixes to it as well.
Listen to this.
Raise your ya ya ya.
Raise your ya ya.
That scared me, bro.
That scared me.
Hey.
Yeah.
She's a killer sample.
It's because they're singing it.
Yeah.
And granted, it's a random thing to sing.
But they're singing it, so it's like, that's going to hit.
Yeah, it's a sample.
Thanks.
The complete opposite.
She makes her say right finger and the yaya.
Everybody's just going crazy for that.
Well, she's teaching her where to place the right finger.
Yeah.
Where they hit the note.
Yeah.
Razor.
Yeah.
She's not trying to make it seem like she messed up.
Like, I know what you're saying.
Like, why did she say, yeah, yeah, instead of right finger.
She's like trying to open up her throat.
She's telling her where to place it.
Yeah.
Yo.
Whoa.
Like, visually your notes.
Yeah.
And that's what she's like where you put that yaw.
Put the right finger.
Yeah.
Wow.
I can sing see.
Wait, wait, wait.
Try to get.
No, no, no, no.
You try it.
Oh, no.
No, no.
Maximo.
Come.
Okay.
Let the singing teacher do the.
Teachers.
Raise your right finger.
Not that one.
Raise your ya, yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right.
Raise your yaw trick ya!
Victor!
That's a good one.
That's it.
Ray ya, yaw, yeah, yeah.
Is that old school hip-hop?
Angelica.
Do it again?
Oh, but she used to sing, right?
Well, 10, 20 years ago.
What do you mean she used to see?
I was a choir, but we used to sing.
To do the dore dough.
That's a little different.
Raise your doll right dough.
Place your, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, that's actually that.
You sound like her.
I can't go up to that.
Great territory right here.
That was really good.
That was really good.
I don't know where that came from.
But you got to put it, you know, where the right goes?
Show me, Maximo.
Show me.
I can't do it.
I don't think I have it.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like it.
Maximo.
It's very angelic.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Your little voice.
I don't know how to help.
Who damaged your vocal cords, bro?
That nice.
They fed me sandpaper.
He yelled really loud one day and it's never been the same.
Gregi.
Me?
Yeah.
Raise your ya!
Don't lie. Don't lie. Don't lie.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't.
Raise your yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Okay.
Come on, let you have to try it.
The weekend, who?
Here you go, let me
Go, go
Raise your
Ya, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You-ye-J-Twin!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Oh, my God, I'm about to, like,
see you all of it, see everybody,
Mrs. Stoier, everything.
Oh, whoa.
No, no, no.
Yeah, come on.
Go again, go again, go again.
So scared.
Raise your ya, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Raise your ya, yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Feel free to try it too.
Feel free to try it too.
That was tight.
So it's trending now.
It's trending everywhere.
Yes, the NBA used it.
A lot of people are using their own remixes it to it,
making fun of it, making their own versions.
It's all over TikTok.
I love it.
We should do the, yeah, trick, yeah.
I'm bad.
I was saying, you know what other songs.
Yang Yang twins, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like you said, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Is that what you said?
No, I think he was eating.
Don't mind her.
Our children in the corner.
Oh, I like that.
We have shout-outs, Greg.
Who are we shouting out?
And we have a lot.
We're like backed up.
A lot of birthday shout-outs.
Backed up back there.
Adam wants a birthday shout-out for his son, Chuckie.
It was his birthday.
Chuckie.
Chuckie.
Chuckie.
I think we're all scared of the name.
Yeah, we're very scared of that name.
Natalie from Bakersfield wants a birthday shout out.
Kimberly from South Central wants a birthday shout out.
What's so, girls?
Christina from Boyle Heights wants a birthday shout out.
Oh, Christina.
Adri wants to wish Alejandro a happy fourth birthday.
And then that's our birthday shoutout for now.
A lot of birthday.
I got a birthday shout out.
Shout out.
Shout out my homie, Juan from Lennox.
Juan?
Happy birthday, compa.
Yeah.
That's it.
Sorry.
I just remember when you said birthday.
Nice.
Yeah.
Happy, Juan.
And then we got shout.
A lot of people want to shout out their teams that rep their teams all of a sudden.
Their football teams.
Oh, okay.
All of a sudden they want to rep.
Yeah.
Alejandro wants to shout out to the Los Angeles Rams.
He says.
Oh.
Ramily.
They lost.
Started from the bottom.
Now we're here winning the division and making the playoffs.
They did lose their game this weekend, no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They did something.
But they're like, what they do?
What they do, they like, they like, pretty much benched all their starters.
Uh-huh.
And then they lost to a team that they should have beat, which is a division.
Division rival, kind of.
And they had a chance to win at the end.
But it's like now they're going to face a tougher opponent in the playoffs because they lost.
But they're going to be healthy.
But they're going to be rested.
Healthy.
Yep.
Overrated.
When the playoffs start?
Next week.
Next weekend.
Yeah.
So this weekend is like.
Actually, sorry.
So this weekend.
Yeah.
I'm confused.
So third.
What's the date?
What's the number?
Can someone look at it up?
What's the number?
All I know is this weekend, my team plays, and they're going to win.
The Packers, they made it?
Yeah.
Dang, imagine they lose.
We're not going to lose to the Philadelphia Eagles, right?
They start January.
It's a really good team.
Thank you, puppy.
Yes, January 11th.
Did the...
Here we go!
Cowboys weekend?
No.
Why are you?
They lost and not only did they lose, but a cheerleader guy in the face of the football.
Oh, yeah.
That was so crazy.
The back of the head, she got hit with a ball.
I need to look at that.
Yeah, all bad.
And she got up all happy.
Well, she asked.
But the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, they're like iconic.
Yeah, not one of them at CTE.
She was really thunderstruck.
I needed them to win, honestly.
They lost to the commanders.
Yeah, I needed them to win.
Yeah.
So we would have, if they would have won and I think we would have played the Rams in L.A.
They let me down.
Oh, because you wanted to see them.
You didn't want to fly.
And then Lucy wants to shout out the Denver Broncos for the win
and making the playoffs as well.
Weak.
Wow.
Just kidding.
Yeah, they made the playoffs, didn't they?
They made the playoffs.
They beat the Chiefs.
Oh, your parents, it must be happy.
Yeah, they beat the Chiefs yesterday.
But like the third.
Full context.
Yeah, yeah, full context.
The Chiefs sat everybody that's ever been good on the team.
Oh, so all the teams are doing it.
The ones that already had a secure spot in the playoffs pretty much.
They rested their place.
Because the Chiefs only had one loss.
Oh, that's so strategic.
They let a bunch of people from the city just played.
Yeah, you want to play a day?
You're right.
All right.
All right.
Well, are we going to have a.
Three one.
And the player?
Oh, you know.
Oh, no?
Not even the Raiders.
You know what the Raiders did?
They messed up.
Like, they even got losing wrong.
Wait, what?
Yes.
They were going to get the number one overall pick and they won too many games.
Oh, I get it.
If they lost enough next for the draft, they were going to be able to pick first.
I don't know why they even tried winning.
They can't even lose right.
Isn't it?
Just win.
Maybe we win.
Just lose, baby, lose.
We just need to.
You lose all the time.
Just lose this one more time.
That was weird.
They thought they were doing something.
No, man.
But clearly not.
Oh, God.
They lost to the Chargers, though.
It's not enough.
Huh?
Oh, you're a Chargers man.
I'm trying to figure out.
We're all.
So who are we happy for?
Because it seems like everybody's out.
I don't know if I could be happy for the back.
Yeah, come on.
The Chargers are in the playoffs.
There's a lot of teams.
Chargers.
Chargers.
Rams?
Rams.
Rams?
Rams.
I'm not at the target.
I'm a shout out of L.A.
Okay.
Anybody else?
Who's?
The chiefs?
Chiefs, yeah.
Yeah.
The birds, the eagles, the seahog, follow?
The lions.
The lions?
Ravens?
Ravens?
Yep.
The birds, brough?
Oh, the birds.
Yeah, they're not really high.
Okay, so shout out to all the sports teams.
Yes.
Shout to the birds.
And then to everybody that didn't make it next year.
You shook.
No.
They tried.
They tried.
All right, Maximo.
Maximo.
Damn.
You get a, you get a, you try to, you tried a, you tried a, you tried.
trophy.
Yeah.
That's it.
Oh, I have a shout out too.
Oh, can I give a quick shout out?
Yeah, go ahead.
I want to give a shout out to AJ.
That's me, right?
AJ that I saw it.
Yeah, Lattee, hold your shout out.
Yeah, letty, hold on.
Sorry.
In a minute.
Not my show.
Go ahead, Greg.
I was at the club and AJ comes up to me.
He's like, hey, are you Greg from Brown MacMak mornings?
I was like, yeah, that's me.
He's like, yo, bro, what's so?
I was like, yeah, he was all excited.
He was like, I love you guys.
I listen to you every single morning.
Shout out to AJ.
Oh, big a day.
Let's go, AJ.
Yesterday, I was at, I'm a little bit sad about this.
Not about the shout-out.
But I'll tell you guys.
I was at Bayarta in Pasadena.
And this amazing lady, she's like, hey, hey, Latie, I'm going to let you do your thing.
But I just want to say, I listen to you and happy New Year.
Her name is Maira.
Maira.
I was saying.
My brain is not working.
Myra?
And she was really, really nice.
She was, if you're in Vallarta, they have a juice bar.
Oh, so good.
Vibes.
Fire.
So I had order of Ampido.
Okay.
Which is like healthy to buy.
Meat juice, like cellar.
I don't know.
It's apple, orange juice, all of that in there.
So I was waiting for it.
And he looks cool because it looks like the beat red type of.
Yeah.
But I was waiting for it.
But then it happened again what happened to me before.
Like she noticed me and then I talked to her and then I left the drink.
Bruh.
This happens to me a lot.
I don't know what happens in my brain.
What?
I don't know if it's like anxiety.
Yeah, but like I'm saying hi to her and then I'm like, oh, nice to meet you.
And she was really sweet.
We talked for a good minute.
She was telling me about her kids and her husband that they always listen and all of that.
And then I just left.
Like I just was like, I just left with the boys.
I don't know why.
I think your brain has like a.
I stayed at a yarta for another 20 minutes because, you know, I didn't remember until I was in the car already.
And probably like the juice lady was like.
Where's she going?
Your brain has like a ejecto cedo.
It does.
I've done this at Starbucks.
I do this a lot where someone notices me.
I'm like, oh, hi.
And then I just leave that.
That's pretty cool.
That's a good letty hack.
So if you see letty or bring a drink,
say hi to her and you can have a free drink too.
Remind me.
Hey,
don't forget your drink.
Don't forget your drink.
No,
pick up to Myro of Pasadena.
Her husband, Christian,
and their daughter is Bella,
Kristen, Penny, and Calisi.
I thought her last night.
Wow.
Kalisi.
Oh, girl.
Game of Thrones, right?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Did you walk back in and get the drink?
No, I didn't.
So you actually...
Because then what am I going to do?
Okay, let's just put it this way, right?
I bet.
I get the drink, but I don't get it, right?
Or did it don't get it.
I'm walking around the store probably like 20 minutes.
Then, and I have both the boys, because, and they're a lot.
Are you going to go back?
Yeah.
Like, one time in the car.
One time in the car, it's a hassle.
Oh, it's a hassle to put everything in.
You're thinking you can just walk back in.
All right, guys.
Get up off your iPads.
Come on.
Let's go back in the same.
store, let's walk, and then
their little complainers, they're not going to let me
no. I'm going to say that. I didn't.
I let it. It was $9.00, though.
Wow.
Oh, you have a $9.00.
That whole day I was thinking about my vampido, dog.
Well, maybe Myra will be nice and
remember you, and she'll give you two free drinks.
Myra didn't work there.
No.
It was just, not in her out.
Yeah.
Myra owes you.
No, she doesn't.
Mara was $9.
Buy her her.
It's not her bad.
It's just my ejecto cedo.
That was my.
Show your name, bucks.
All right.
No, she doesn't.
She's very sweet lady.
You ready for Simper Pimp?
Let's do it.
Let's get a sim for pimp.
Simp or pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
A man by the name of Albert Flakes Jr.
Was hella thirsty at a restaurant.
Oh, no.
So he went to a restaurant.
Wait, isn't that normal?
It is a restaurant.
Well, the different time of Thursday.
There you be.
Sim.
Yeah.
A different type of thirsty.
So he went, he ordered his stuff.
His total was $39.48.
And he decided to leave a $1,000 tip along with his phone number so the waitress could hit him up.
Oh my gosh.
So then he went online and he posted the situation and what ended up happening where he did receive a text from the girl.
But instead of her, like, you know, giving him a shot, she said,
Hi, it's Trinity.
I have a boyfriend, sorry, but thank you so much for the tip love.
We needed our rent paid for the next month.
Wow.
And then the photo was a picture of her and her boyfriend doing like a money flex.
Like a money friend.
That's awesome.
That's pretty cool.
So he posted this online and just was like heartbroken.
He just put a heartbroken emojis because he shot.
I mean, at least he shot and shot.
I need a lot.
A thousand dollars.
A thousand dollars.
How bad was she?
The tip was $1,000.
He probably has money.
That's a...
Yeah.
For sure.
Because, I mean, if it's total is $40 and you tip a thousand.
Yeah.
That's like...
Maybe 100.
You know how you guys always go at girls?
Like, girl, like, you're asking for too much if you want that.
Like, all your bills paid or what do you mean you want him to just pay for your shoes and your...
It's because these fools exist.
You're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
I hate this guy now.
Because you know how you guys make it seem like it's a girl issue.
Like, the girls are the ones.
These fools exist and they make the girls who want that.
And then you fools are like, oh, this girl just is asking for too much.
Oh my gosh, she's so...
Be realistic.
Yeah.
Her eyes were just open.
But it's this fool.
This lady was just doing her job.
And he gives a thousand.
Okay, but also girls are really mean about it.
And then they'll flip it and be like, you're not a real man if you don't leave a thousand dollar tip.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to tell you right now.
That right there is a real man.
No, no.
No, no.
But be mad at those men.
Don't be mad at the girl.
Yeah, Albert.
Because you guys end up turning.
up on the girls that expect that or want that or whatever.
Yeah, he's like, those fools literally exist.
He opened her eyes to like an unrealistic world.
Yes.
Well, that's his fact.
Well, she's in virtual reality right now.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Give her some Apple, those glasses.
The vision pros.
Yeah.
This is terrible.
Now I'm mad.
Yeah, me too.
Be mad at those guys.
You guys should have a man meeting and tell those fools that are like to spend on whatever.
To cut it out.
Because then the girl,
I'm telling him where to go for cheaper his little street.
You just go down this way.
Nobody likes to tune in here.
You don't even got a tip of it.
You don't even got a tip of it at all.
Yeah.
Well, you might.
You're crazy, and you don't know that from experience.
No.
No, no, no, no.
You just tell you.
Well, you can tip them if you want.
Okay.
So he does that.
He gives her the tip.
Then she's like, hey, so sorry.
I'm taken.
But thank you.
He thought it was going to be tip or ticked.
It didn't work out.
It kind of worked, though, because she texted him.
She did text him.
And she said love.
Yeah.
Thanks for them, like, something love.
Yeah.
Now he's on the radar.
Thank you so much for the tip, love.
All right.
He probably has to send a text back and be like,
if it ever doesn't work out.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
And now she has a number.
So it might be the super long game.
You know what I'm saying?
We all have men in here.
I'm just checking on your relationships with 2025.
We're all with our partner?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
She comes to you and he's like, babe, this guy tip me $1,000.
Are you a sim for a pimp for letting her keep it?
We're spending it together.
Also like what's your ego?
No, it's definition of pimp.
No.
Yes.
You would let your girl keep it.
Hold on, but wait, with the twist.
You want to be jealous?
No.
Okay.
Buy me some shoes.
With the twist.
I'm the one texting him.
Thank you, love.
Thanks, love.
It's your number.
There we go.
I love Victoria.
That's the answer right there.
You go, Vicki.
You go.
Let's get it, Vicki.
All right.
In the month, he could be like,
oh, my God,
need money for my resume.
Oh, my boyfriend is tripping up.
He broke me with me.
Wow, that is.
He's just going to be another thousand.
That's a present.
All right.
Is the guy sims?
Yes, she is.
Oh, that guy's simp.
Yeah.
Which one?
Her boyfriend is the pimp now.
Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips.
Albert.
And before I going to our little break, I wanted to send love and shout out someone that has definitely been a sound of our life and around our lives.
And send some love up to heaven to say R.P. to Bretton Wood, man.
Bro.
We cannot be brownbacked without place.
Brown Baggins.
We got the news this past weekend that he passed away.
And, you know, his style of music is definitely all throughout music.
Like, it's not even, I don't want to even put it in a certain region or a certain culture.
It's just universal, great music.
As Hispanics, we've definitely found our love in it within the low-rider culture.
And it's just so beautiful.
And we send our love to his family.
Rest in peace, Bretton Wood.
I love this one, man.
I just don't let them play out, bro.
Don't know why.
Blocus.
No.
Because I like the way you love me.
Man, Brent and Wood, I love to the family.
He was 83 years old when he passed, but his music is going to live on forever.
Yes, forever.
I want love.
Rest in peace, man.
So the great Bretton Wood, we're going to celebrate you all the time, man.
Great music.
Keep it here, though.
On the way.
We got homie help line
All right, check this out,
Homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your hair.
We'll need a line.
I mean phone line.
We've got your fault.
The homie help line.
Raul.
All right.
Rick, you have a very good
voiceover voice for like
Spanish TV shows.
I do, right?
Can you say,
In the next capitulo.
In the next capitulo.
Yeah.
I think I used to watch a lot of that with my grandma.
We all did, bro.
You're so good at it.
Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Raoul needs our hell.
He does.
Oh, no.
He turns out of vampire.
He doesn't work.
I used to watch a lot of vampires.
Okay, so he said, hey, brown bag, what's up?
So I need some help with my New Year's resolution.
I decided I was going to cut out all.
negative people out of my life.
One of those people is my ex.
Who I was with for almost six years.
No kids or anything.
We broke up in September because I couldn't stand her thinking I was cheating.
Showing up at my work and randomly putting air tags in my stuff.
Who would ever do that?
Air tags is great.
Greg.
You know a comment?
Who do you take?
Greg!
On an air tag?
You know what's the name?
Did she know or no?
Stop asking so many questions here
You're only supposed to put air tags on things that are your property
Women aren't our property, Greg
Yeah
Oh, like your kids
What a man!
Where are you?
Where are you?
I agree, thank you.
I can't believe men actually do this and think that women are just like
Apodic or something
Creamy
Oh, sorry
When guys start talking like that
Also
Leave me alone,
Greg, you know.
Anyways.
Anyway, so she said, Raul said, but the thing is, my mom got really attached to her and has lunch with her all the time and still invites her over.
My brother's B-day's coming up and were planning on having a small dinner on my mom's, but I heard my mom already invited my ex.
Get rid of your mom.
Whoa.
That's not the answer.
That's what I'm going.
Is she one of the negative people out of her, out of his life?
There is.
I'm cut off my mom, my brother, my girl.
Nobody left.
Okay.
That's so sad.
He said, I already told my mom I didn't want to see her because we always end up
fighting, but she said it's her house and she can invite whoever she likes.
Wow.
He said, I'm really trying to cut all ties and move on, but my mom doesn't get it.
How do I make her understand, Brownbag?
Should I just stop by and give my brother his gift and leave, or should I just suck it up?
let me know
bring a different girl every week
bring your mom's ex
bring your mom's ex
bring your dad
and bring your dad
wow
he's your dog
you do that
that's a good move
the only person I know
like that we can reference
is Greg
because his
your mom has a fondness
for
yeah
by ex
yeah
yeah it took her a while
to get
to this day.
Yeah, to this day.
Jesus, like, really that comment was unnecessary.
Yeah.
But no.
Wait, what comment?
But Daisy would have.
That literally, I swear, that's stuff like that.
Oh, God.
Christmas present.
So what I would do is I'd make her mad.
I'd be like, oh, like, your new daughter-in-law.
You're rude.
Your new daughter-in-law.
It should be like, ha-ha, no, never.
I'm like, ha-ha.
That's what you think.
It's true thing.
She's pregnant.
Yeah.
New grandkids.
Whoa, let's not start up the New Year.
Hold on.
That would be a break for the start.
No.
You get Greg kids, mom!
No, don't do that.
That's how you're breaking the news here right now.
Unless she comes with two bonus children.
You know if you have a kid, you have to buy them the switch, right?
No, no.
Did you ever buy it?
No, I did not buy any switches.
No, total detour, but I did the Power 40 here when we count down all the best, like, songs of the year.
And I brought Lucito with me.
Greg gave Lucito the Switch.
SD card.
He really liked it.
That Big Game Gray
so that he could buy a switch
for his girlfriend's kid.
It was where the future was.
It was so you can switch your heart.
He goes to buy it and Luis has a switch
so he's like, yeah.
He's like, I'm not going to give it to them.
So he uses it now.
Wow, you're gifted?
Regifted?
Yeah, regifted.
We don't care.
And honestly, you never had one of those.
I didn't even know those existed for the switch.
Yeah, he could play Fortnite.
There you go.
No.
But Raul, it doesn't seem like he has a new girlfriend to even do that strategy that you're saying.
It seems like you may be just chilling.
Because you didn't mention anything about his girl or his girl gets mad or this girl he's dating.
He just died by his ex.
It gets very annoying because even when I wasn't dating, my mom would still do that.
And I'm like, why are you still bringing this up?
It's the past.
Wait, she would still bring her like over to the house or just talk about her?
Just talk about her.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, this one, she's bringing him.
Yeah, really.
That's a lot.
I know.
That's a lot.
I'm inviting her.
Like, it's like she's really forcing them to, like, stay together or try to get back together.
I mean, he said, what, six years?
Yeah, so six years, I'm assuming his girl probably was very helpful.
Like, did everything the mom liked about her.
So she probably thinks, like, my son is the one messing up.
Yes.
Like, he's an idiot.
He doesn't know what he's going to lose.
That's what the mom is thinking.
I think it's possible that she can be super extra nice to the mom.
and then treat him poorly.
Of course.
You know what I'm saying?
She probably packs it on extra for the mom.
Like,
your mom loves me.
I know what to do.
Like, it's kind of manipulative.
Yeah,
but don't boys always tell your mom
all the wrong things about your girl
so you probably like rat on her.
Yeah,
but she probably doesn't,
she probably has this like the perspective.
She probably sees that it's not.
Maybe.
Yeah, but who raised me to be like that?
Yeah.
My mother.
It goes back to your boss?
Yeah, blame her.
It's not my fault.
I'm like that.
Let's help Raoul
And Greg
Greg is asking
Raoul
hates his mom
No
No his mom
Hage Raul
Oh okay
Yeah
Let's hate our mom
By the way
Okay
Okay
No
No
No
No
No
Is trying to
Cut off
All the negative
people from his life
Starting with his
X of six years
Right
No
No
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
They've been
They've been
They've
He's
His girl of six years
His ex of two days
Comprehension.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Yeah.
They were together for six years.
Now their exes.
Yes.
Yeah.
And so his mom loves her, invites her over, has lunch with her, all this stuff.
Her brother has a birthday coming up.
And she is invited.
And he is not feeling that.
He wants to know if he should stop by and give his brother a gift and leave or just suck it up and enjoy the dinner.
Yeah.
Because what's going to end up happening is you're ruining your time in order to, but they're still going to hang out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're still going to have fun without you.
They're going to do so.
Because I'm sure he loves his brother.
That's a family thing.
He shouldn't have to feel like he has to leave in order to make something like happen.
Because he wants to hang out with his family.
Yeah, you're going to remove that from your own life.
Like you can't enjoy that.
Raoul should fight his brother.
Why?
And just look at it's your fault mom.
Look at you.
You want us to be fighting?
Like that?
This is what you make me do.
No, Roel, I'm telling you, Ro, we're going to bring it either.
his mom's ex or his dad's ex.
Oh, his dad's ex.
Oh, that's spicy.
He's how it feels, mom.
You like that?
Find the lady in Juanofatu or what?
He's going to go find the ex.
Donia?
She's already all.
It's a good.
Yeah.
Let's go to America.
I need to prove a point.
I need to prove a point.
He has tried talking to his mom.
And saying like, hey, bro, this is not cool.
I heard you inviting her.
Stop inviting her.
We broke up.
And then I was like, no.
My house.
I can invite whoever I want.
That's messed up.
I think them being together for so long, the mom probably thought, all right, this is my
noira.
This is my soon-to-be daughter-in-law.
This is someone that's going to be a part of my life.
And you guys mentioned it before that she may still even think he's just, like, he
doesn't know any better.
Like, he needs to know.
Like, because what if they do end up?
Rekindling.
Then the mom's going to be like, I told you.
I did this.
For me?
For me?
Yeah.
All of that.
R.K.O. the mom.
What is RK.O.
What is RK.K.O.
But what is RKO mean?
It's like a.
It's a wrestling move.
I know it's a wrestling move.
Yeah.
What does the R.
What do they mean?
A Randy Orton knockout.
Okay.
So it's not a Roku?
Randy knockout.
Randy Keith.
Yeah.
Randy what?
Keith Orton.
Keith Orden.
Oh, so it's just name.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's super cool.
Yeah.
What happens in it?
You like get the person.
It's like a stone cold stunter.
Yeah, kind of like a ston-knit.
But not the shoulder.
Then you like, you like running.
Y'all hurts.
I'm trying to look.
Monday morning raw.
You get the, hold on.
You know what?
You like put their head on your shoulders.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's show up.
So you put your muscles up, like if you're showing your muscles on your arm.
Okay.
Oh, it's backwards.
Yeah, so the person.
Oh.
Yeah.
You want him to do that to his mom?
Yeah, why not?
She deserves it.
You guys are horrible, no.
He's cashing in.
Let's help.
Oh my gosh.
David.
Happy New Year, David.
Happy New Year.
Buenos Aires, Brown Bay.
Hey, the HR.
Happy New Year.
Happy 20-25.
Happy 2025.
Yeah, I've been right here all being down trying to get you guys.
My next fall full of scratchy.
We're back, baby.
We're here.
We're here.
All right, David, what would you tell Raul, who he feels like his mom is not letting him really break up with his ex.
They were together for six years, broke up, and the mom still invites her around, goes to lunch with her, and just invited her to the brother's birthday.
And he's like, bro, I do not want this to happen anymore.
How do I make it?
So my mom stops.
Oh, so he's probably never going to be able to make his mom.
Right?
She's going to be the way she is.
Like, for sure, that thing.
Especially, yeah, the mom's down.
She's like, that me's got to say,
my water, look at Suis.
Yeah.
Yep.
That energy.
But, yeah, he's going to have to just tug it out and roll with it.
But, me, I feel, Ryan, like, if he's single, or not, if he's single, even if he's not single.
What, you're asking?
Right, because.
Why do you want to stop?
David?
David.
David.
No, David.
No, David.
David is always dear.
No, he's not, no.
Whoa.
What?
Oh, I'm being serious, right?
Because he was for six years.
Yeah.
He fits like a glove.
He's going to be comfortable, you know what?
Oh, I see what you're saying.
I don't.
What does he say?
You just mean it.
Tap it.
And you know what the...
Tap it.
You already know how...
Yeah.
You know, like the toxicness.
Oh.
It's cool sometimes, honestly.
You know what?
It adds some thrill.
Yeah.
Air tags is crazy, though.
Right?
Yeah, she used to put air tags.
Yeah, that's wild.
Say, cut it.
Hey, hey, like, no kid.
Right, so I got a bunch of big mamas, right?
So, like, I've been through similar situations where, like, my last, my last kid's long.
Hey, put the volume down on the radio, bro.
Oh, not you guys.
Yeah, I know.
It's cold.
Hey, you know what?
It's cold out here right now, too, but I'm right here on my Donna Summer's mind.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey.
You look like Donna Summer's.
On the radio.
Hey.
David.
Don't get distracted.
Go, you got a lot of baby mamas?
Yeah, take it out.
My, one of my, I'm not going to say no names, right?
Uh-huh.
But she's not all there.
She's not all there.
My last one, she's not all there.
It's an abbreviation for her name.
Not all there.
Not all there?
Um.
Oh, Natalie?
Natalie.
Oh, whoa.
Hey, guys, you guys see.
You guys.
You guys.
said it, not me, but anyway.
Her and my sister, right?
Her and my sister, I used to HR together.
Oh, crazy.
By the way, HR does not mean human resources or homeroom.
No.
They were tugging together.
Yeah, they were active, super activeas.
Super, like, yeah, yeah, they were on that, you know.
I'm all in love or minds, and then I'm like,
I mean, like, you guys were over there having dinner and partying.
And, yeah, there's pictures.
I'm hearing it from everybody.
There's pictures.
I said, you know what?
All right, you know what?
Next time I'm going on.
My niece is five-year-old birthday party at the park, right?
Uh-huh.
She pulled up.
She pulled up.
And my sister pulls up to me and she's like, she's gangster, you know?
She pulls up to me.
She's like, hey, phone.
I'm like, what's like, hey, on girls coming.
I don't give it down, don't you say.
I was like a trip.
My girl was ready.
My girl stretched.
She's stretching out
What?
So jumping jacks
I get it David
I get you
So David has an egg
Superactiva
The sister
Is the ex's homegirl
Which he was like
Bro why are you the homegirl
You're supposed to be my sister
But they were like
Activas together
All of that
There was a five year old birthday party
And the sister's like
Hey I invited her
I don't care what you say
And then he's like cool
I have my new girl
And she's done her stretches
A.k.
She's down a fight
He's ready
He's ready
He's ready
All right David
Got you
So did they fight
Let's
Let's eat my fat
What?
What?
David.
What are you talking about?
He's as if he's fat.
She's a fat lady.
She's a trash lady for me as what I'm saying.
SEP, you know what I mean?
Oh, I heard you say letty and my fat.
Yeah, that's what I heard too.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I wouldn't be disrespectful.
That's the home right now.
Okay.
And did they fight?
Yeah, we all, everybody started getting down that day.
Yeah.
She's like an awesome party.
Respectfully, that's not going to be the same.
We were like, what's up?
It was like eighth grade shot.
It was like eighth grade shot.
Let's go to the restroom.
Oh, and then I seen that.
And then I seen my girl fall.
I'm not going to lie.
I see my girl fall.
So I was like, yeah, that ain't happening.
You know what I mean?
So then I had to pull some grenias.
No, you did it.
The Royal Rumble.
Some food.
Some food.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I think it was.
I don't know if she came with, right?
I didn't even know if she came with anybody.
I would have went straight to him, but it was just a big.
Rumble.
Yeah.
What a beautiful.
birthday party
for a five-year-old.
After that what?
Hey, everybody was all
leaking all over the food.
It was crazy.
It was bad.
But after that, you know what?
She stopped coming around, you know?
Yeah.
She probably had a restraining order.
Yeah.
Hey, and my sister learned.
Hey, my sister learned.
She did.
You know what?
You're going to invite her.
This is going to happen every time.
Yeah.
Don't you guys have a kid, though?
Dad, we do.
So you're always going to see you.
Crazy.
You're crazy.
David,
happy New Year.
I appreciate David.
I want to go to one of the parties.
But see,
you know how you're like,
Arkeo or your mom?
This will really did something
about physical.
So let's not do that.
That's the whole rumble right there.
You want to be leaking over the carnasada.
It's not tapatio.
It's your blood.
It's like to hurt.
All of us in terms,
read like a pastor.
Like, smile.
Who's watching the kids?
Yeah.
Yeah.
True.
They're all in the jumper.
They're all fighting each other.
They're all plugging the jumper.
They're bringing the jumper down.
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
Do not do that.
Wow.
Okay.
Joker.
Oh, let's go.
They missed us.
I know.
Joker, we missed you too.
Happy New Year.
Joker.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's going on the free?
What's up, Joker?
A couple days closer to you're free.
I want you.
I take a chance on me.
me.
Hey, that's the homie, rest in peace, Brent and wood.
Yes, sir.
Happy New Year's, everybody.
Happy New Year's.
Hey, welcome back, welcome back.
Thank you.
What have you been up to?
Right, basically nothing too much.
Just kind of just counting the days down.
That's right.
You know, it's getting pretty close.
I'm excited, but kind of nervous, you know?
That's cool, bro.
But, hey, hey, hey.
Big shout out to Brandon Wood because, you know,
Sareske, I think my heffito told me I was conceived to his music.
Let's go.
A big shout out to that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
So what's the old Raul?
He's our writer-war.
Your dad and your mom were like, oh, yeah.
They were like, me and you.
Oh, yeah.
Let's have a Joker.
Oh, yeah.
You guys are crazy.
You know what he said.
Let him.
Yeah.
Hey, let's see.
Hey, hey, look you think you're little maniacs, eh?
I'm a lot man yaks, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Hey, much respect to your husband,
though, eh, you got a good lady, dog.
I don't know, no disrespect.
Yeah, because I was like,
Oh, yeah, hoar it, oh, yeah.
Let me give you a junior.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, honey in.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, my God.
You got me blotty over here.
What are you blushing?
Why are you?
All right.
You leave Joker alone.
He's imagining the thing.
Joker.
You guys are too much.
Hey, big shout out.
Hey, check this out.
Joker, stop doing shout-ups.
This is the homie help line.
We're helping Raoul.
Raul has a problem.
His mom is still homies with his ex.
Oh, that's gotcha.
Hey, I have an ex that's still a stalker with my grandma too.
Hey, she goes to my grandma's house still.
I haven't seen that hyena like in 15 years.
I'm on, hey, why do you go to my grandma's path for you?
You still want to be part of the family, you know?
That's kind of weird.
weird, hey, kick rocks, home girl.
You know what I mean?
But she still goes.
And then you can't really stop her
because you're not out right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't want to stop her
because she got a restraining order
and vice versa.
You know what I mean?
I can't do that.
You know what I mean?
I can't get caught up.
Hey, let's see.
Hey, I already done too much time.
I know, Joker.
Don't mess it up for yourself, brother.
Don't mess it up for yourself.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a safe distance.
You're a way from her right now.
You're a buddy to your ex that has a restraining word on you?
she like...
I don't get it.
I don't get it either.
My poor little Ruka right now,
she's like, why did she go over there for?
I'm like, I don't know,
maybe they got, maybe, I don't know,
maybe she cooks the sopita good or
I don't know what it is.
What did you do to her, Joker?
Damn.
Hey, you already know, Papa.
You played her that Breton Wood, didn't you?
Hey, why?
Hey, that's right.
Take out the restain for him.
Yeah.
Take care of my.
All right, stop it, stop it, stop it.
That's it.
Happy New Year Joker.
Hey, Brandon Wood.
Hey, did you guys see everybody
was at Monobello Park yesterday?
Yeah, that was tight.
How did you see it?
That was Pete, man.
Hey, because, hey, we got the YouTuber right
in that one guy, what's his name,
LA Confidential.
Big shout out to that, Vato.
He makes us feel like we're out there,
you know, because he shows all the lowriders
and all the hente.
That's tight.
The homeboy Thin Line was out there.
He's the one that organized all that.
Dingline, Gombie, Pee,
Bellon, all that little homies right there.
Hey, but man,
I can't wait, homie, because, you know, I got a 62 ragtop out there that I'm building.
Joker!
And it's going to be all right.
Yeah.
Hey, I'll pick you guys up, hey.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
Shout out to you.
Hey, watch.
You're going to see, you're going to see.
Hey, I'm papered up out there.
You know what I mean?
I got feria.
Don't say that.
Hey, bro, don't say that.
You got nothing.
You have nothing.
You're going to come back.
Be humble.
Be humble.
Hey, hey.
But check this out.
Hey, first rounds on me, Papa.
Let's go.
I got you guys.
Hey,
hey, big shout out to you guys.
Happy,
happy freaking New Year's guys.
Happy New Year.
Hey, oh, more money.
Jose!
That's crazy.
That's a jail called dog.
Dude, not a Joker.
Wow.
That's so.
That's crazy.
Why did we do that?
Who did that?
Who did that?
That's crazy.
All right.
Oh, great.
That's insane, bro.
All right.
Let's go to Miguel.
Miguelito.
Miguel.
Hey, what's up?
What's up, Miguel.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Happy 2020, Miguel.
Happy 2025, bro.
You actually went through the same thing?
Oh, hell yeah.
Right out of high school, pretty much in high school.
I was dating some girl, and I ended up dumping her.
And maybe like six months later,
I started dating at the time.
Well, now my baby mom, well, first one, I guess.
And my mom was still cool with her.
She would come over, try to come over.
Like, we had Carna and Safadas and everything,
and she would just show up randomly.
And it was awkward, you know,
because everybody would stare at us like,
you know, you're not going to invite her and all that.
She'd tell her, like, no, we're done.
It's time to move on.
You know, so my mom and myuela all making me feel bad.
Right there.
Like, oh, you know, get mine.
You know, I had to get a moochew and all that, but I was already moved on.
Yeah, you had already started dating someone else.
So what?
Yeah.
You said in your notes that your mom even hired her?
Yeah, so once I got out of high school, my mom moved out here to Lake City, and they opened a restaurant.
So I came out here to live me at the time now.
Well, my girlfriend at the time moved up here.
And a few months later, my mom brings my ex.
I mean, brings her to move in with her.
her to help her out to get on her free gives her a job what I'm there working with her yeah it was all
bad mom didn't care she just straight up she straight up told me like it's my casa it's my
no you know you want to know but you know she kind of had like a umme say it's la la sanita you know
because she would always talk to her and kind of like a push over I guess just agree with her
type yeah she probably made her feel like yeah I gave your son everything and like kind of just
your mom was like, I know.
Yeah, relate with her, you know, until years later, like, I finally distance myself, you know.
My mom finally realized, you know, like the drama that it was causing between my girlfriend at the time.
Yeah, it was all bad, all bad.
Yeah, so you would go to work and go home and fight.
Yeah, because his baby mama at home is upset that his co-worker is also his ex, and the mom is the one that flew her out.
Damn.
What did she say today?
You had to remember every single word?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I see her, I tell her, like, you know, she's like, no, I didn't know it was that bad.
Yeah, you did it because you didn't care, you know.
I was kind of selfish, you know.
I was messed up.
So.
It took years.
They took years, you know, and that relationship got pretty much all spoiled because of that, you know.
With peleas all the time.
Yeah.
So you had to, like, cut off your mom, basically?
After.
A little bit, you know, because I was still a peggado, you know, with my mom and all that.
You know, we were real close.
But it was.
hard. You know, I couldn't come over. I wouldn't go over
a function because there would be an argument.
So, uh, yeah,
you know,
did you ever hit on your coworker?
Nah.
Okay.
You're ex.
No, it was kind of awkward. I know, right?
Extra long lunch break.
Hey, did she ever look good?
Yeah.
You were like, wow, she looks good to do?
Oh, yeah.
She always tried to do that on purpose.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No wonder you're getting tough fights.
You're not supposed to do that.
Yeah, you're all.
Yeah.
Well, that's why his baby mama,
He said that's your first baby mama, so you had ones after.
So you didn't stay with the one that kind of went through that drama with you, right?
Nah, no, you know, that, you know, it's cool.
You know, she got her own issues.
And I'm glad I'm not there no more.
Right now I'm already happily married with my wife.
Let's go.
There's a story.
And does your mom still talk to that ex?
That I know of, no.
They kind of, she did her own thing, you know?
But I believe she still does here and there.
You know what I mean?
Like, but.
better no medici you know she won't tell me your mom just telling her the gossip yeah yeah she knows
everything about you yeah all right well it seems like things are really like not for raoul's favor
like the guy raoul that hit us in the homie help line i was thinking get the girlfriend the ex get her
a new man because there's no way a new man is gonna let you still be cool with your ex's mom
yeah yeah but getting her a new man means is one of your homie yeah that's kind of crazy that's out of pocket
Hey, this is the crazy situation.
Or you want to start fight a rumble in the park?
Or do you want the restraining order that Joker has?
Or do you want the multiple years of the drama?
Or he could just come with like a super butchona.
Oh, yeah.
It's just excessive.
Like one of the excessive ones.
Somebody that you're talking about.
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
That everybody in the room just starts getting uncomfortable.
Yeah, because it's like, like, what is she going to do?
Like you see her walking from your peripheral?
Yeah, but where?
She's so excellent.
She got a beehive back there.
You got to make it uncomfortable.
But then what?
Your mom's going to be so mad.
She's going to be like the ex is going to have to be like, all right, I'm out of here.
Yeah, she can't compete with that.
Yeah.
No, but then the mom's going to get mad.
And then the ex and the mom are going to gang up and then be mad at you.
Right. Good luck winning.
Yeah.
I don't know how that's the answer, but we got there.
We go lefty gunplay.
Yeah.
I saw a video of Vic consoling lefty gunplay.
Yeah.
I saw you rubbing lefty gunplay's back.
Everybody's like, why is that guy rubbing his back?
Do you care to explain?
He was crying.
It was an emotional moment.
Nick was rubbing lefty gunplay's back.
Okay, so basically what happened is I had like a toy drive pop up at the at the
solid store on Melrose.
Lefty gunplay came a couple hours late, but he got there.
Wow, you have to add that.
Coming from the guy that's the most late
Out of our age.
Is he Rosecrans gunplay or what?
Yeah, so he showed up late.
There was like, you know, obviously like kids waiting to see him and stuff like that.
One of the kids that saw him, like, Lefty asked him like, oh, what do you want for Christmas?
And then he was like, oh, I want these shoes.
And then he showed him the shoes.
Then he was like, I'll buy him for you.
And then the kid instantly started crying.
And then Lefty saw him crying and he's like, oh, no, no.
Yeah, I saw it like, oh, man, you started crying.
And then lefty started crying, and then I realized what was going on.
And then I was just like, bro, it's cool.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
That's what you were so cute.
And you're like, oh, come here, my little baby.
Yeah, it was, you know, if they were both emotional, it was like an emotional kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah.
And then so, yeah, and then little did I know, like, the homie was recording the whole thing.
Yeah.
And then it just looked odd because I'm just like rubbing.
Yeah, it's also like when, like, a grown man is crying in front of you.
It's a little like a little bit.
It's all great.
Yeah.
You know what I'm crying?
Here comes.
Here comes.
Anybody needs a background while the crying.
I got you, I guess.
But only a very limited time.
Only a minute?
No.
Only men?
I got three seconds.
I don't know.
It's more than three seconds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's okay, bro.
He went back.
He left to came back.
He's like, wait, he needs more.
How about that?
You know, go make a song about it in the studio?
This is crazy.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
That was cute.
Shout letty.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Don't you know I'm local.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Okay, I have to tell you about this new scam that authorities are warning Los Angeles and the surrounding areas about.
Usually, usually, these scams never fall for them.
Usually like, duh, I'm not going to give my info to the post office.
The prince from another country that wants my detail.
The Latinas are not five miles away?
Yeah.
No, the Latinos are not five miles away.
No.
But a scammer is very close by.
Angie, you did fall for the postal one.
No, not the postal one.
I fell for the fast track.
Okay, that's the one that I'm talking about, Angelica.
Can you pay attention to me?
I was trying to look for the email.
You don't need to.
It's a text.
And the text.
I'm here right now.
You fell for email too?
Yeah.
How many did you fall for?
I'll try to find it.
Check this one out because I almost fell for it too because I'm like, oh, yeah, I do.
Oh, fast track.
authorities are warning you against any text that you get from toll roads toll services i have fast track
and that's the one that i got and then i'm like dang how do the scammers know um i did ignore it just because
i was going to ignore paying it period even if i owed um but yes for the procrastinators lucky for you you
you got out of that scam apparently uh scammers are putting these into text messages sending you
that you owe these uh these lanes you click the link and you're really giving them your information
The links even seem to be like legit sites.
So that's why even when you check it, you're like, oh my God, yeah, I do have this one.
But be careful because they are not real.
I took this moment to try to be proud because I actually owed fast track a lot of money.
And my dad would tell me all the time, pay it, pay it, pay it.
And you would yell at me, right?
So I saw the text message and it's like, your car, blah, blah, blah.
And my dad's been driving my car.
So I was about to be like, Dad, you pay it now because you're the one that's using the fast track.
And I almost fell for it.
And for those that don't know, you could actually go on the Toll Road's website
and you could register your license plate.
And every time you go through the Fast Track, it'll charge you instantly to your card.
So you don't even have to go in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, they can send you a sticker.
I have Fast Track and they just charge me every month like 40 bucks or something.
And they give me that little responder.
A little sticker?
Yeah.
No, it's like a little.
Yeah, you put it on your dash.
Oh, you can do that way too.
It just does that.
But they do say that these toll, these fast tracks and the electronic
toll collection systems, they do not send text.
They do not send you links.
So any text that you get is not from them.
It is a scam, even as legit as it may seem.
There's this one that I'm seeing.
It says, please pay the fee of Fast Track on January 1st, 20205 in order to avoid excessive late fees.
It looks very, very real.
And authority is saying, don't believe it.
Maximo, let's get a fake number and we'll text Angie.
Like, hey, you owe this much money.
Angie seems to be the one that falls for it.
I did fall for it.
And you know what?
It's because I knew I took it.
I was going to Pilates and I got on the wrong freeway.
Yeah.
It's because, and this is the thing.
Whoever, it was by bucks.
What day was that again?
I feel like that scammer that created this one was someone like us and is like,
how many other people do this?
How many other people take the fast track without having it or even have it and be like
look you have a subscription?
How many times like you don't pay it, right?
So it's like this seems to be someone that can get away with a lot of these.
and it's probably racked up hell of dough.
Right.
Yeah, I almost fell for it too.
And then I was thinking about like,
okay, when was the last time I went on Fast Track?
And I was like, no way,
because right before they take the photo,
I always merge out.
You're so much.
I was like, this is a scam.
So what?
You take it for like a half a mile?
Yeah.
All the little things have.
Yes, yes.
It's like 70 cents.
Yes, no.
Reportedly alleged to me.
No, it's not.
No, it's not when you get out before they take a picture.
Yes.
But also, my dad sent me a screenshot of it,
and he's like, hey, you need to pay this.
And I was just like, what are you talking about?
I was like, that's a scam.
Good.
Yeah.
Good.
You're smart enough.
I knew it.
All right.
Be careful out there.
It seems like out of the crew, all of us got it.
Yeah.
So we're all probably getting.
If you have a phone number in L-A-O-C area.
Jose.
Be very careful and merge out before they take photos.
Angie, check your phone.
Motorists who might have already, Angie, this is for you.
Yeah.
Motors who might have already fallen prey to your prey now.
To the sophisticated scam are encouraged.
to secure their personal information and financial accounts and dispute any unfamiliar
charges.
Because Angie's like, oh, I felt I just paid it.
And it's like, no, now you gave them your info, Angie.
Yeah.
And you know what?
Yesterday I woke up and I got like a subscription to this new mall.
And it's like a, not a store, right?
And it's like a whole different language.
And I'm like, I didn't create an award, an award program or anything like that.
So, yeah.
You got to do it.
Here my am.
Don't not do it, Angie.
Well, what am I supposed to do it?
do at this point.
Okay, dispute the charge at your bank.
Yep.
Change your email.
Yep.
Change your passwords.
Yeah, and I would get a new card.
And I would go on credit card and then pay that thing where they alert you every time
someone tries to open an account with your name.
Yeah, I think.
I think, do it, Angelica.
And give us all $25.
Yep.
For the advice.
For the advice.
Just click this link.
I'll send you a second.
Don't worry about it.
Just give me the card.
I need a sufficient that needs to be paid.
Exactly.
This USBs track package is about that one.
It's about to learn.
But I felt for the toll road.
Yeah.
That one's the good one.
Please be careful.
Don't be like Angie.
If you already like Angie,
make sure you do that.
Because then what happens is we get,
oh, we don't want it.
That's a hassle.
Yeah.
It's not a hassle for the scammer.
Because then they turn in like me and then have like four credit cards
open with your name maxed out.
Yeah.
And someone goes to the bank and takes money out somehow.
And you have good credit.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Good credit.
No.
She has great credit.
I do.
Something.
Michael Blue Blaine just texted you that he needs some money.
Hey Angie, please vent on me.
So I could sing another Christmas song.
He was in those DMs and was like, hey, this is Kelly Rollins.
I'm so money.
They're like, hey, this is Beyonce.
No, I saw that.
Hey, this is Michael Jackson.
Yeah, all right.
Hey, someone's laughing that you fell for the other one.
You're right there with them.
I feel for it.
Just be careful out there, okay?
Let's go.
Connected like I'm rosecrans.
Rooscrans.
Rooscrans.
The word is, it's 2025, and I got to update you on everything new with Drake, but it's a lot of the same old drizzie.
All right?
So Drake dropped his first song of 2025 and is still playing the victim, all right?
Nothing has changed in this new year, and his new song is titled Fighting Irish Freestyle,
and the Fighting Irish is the name of the high school team that LeBron James used to play for.
which is the jersey he's wearing on the tattoo that Drake has of LeBron.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
He's referencing that.
Okay.
There's a lot of lines that are more than likely aimed at LeBron.
And then he's also addressing things that happen at the pop out and LeBron being in the tennis and stuff like that.
So this song, I don't think there was a Drake release.
It was on a conductor, the producer.
He did like a blog, right?
Or something?
Yeah, it was like it was on a YouTube channel and then it got taken down almost immediately.
I'm wondering if Drake, clearly Drake did the freestyle.
I'm wondering if he knew that it was going to be released and all that.
Conductor's hot right now too, like the producer.
Yeah, I'm sure that Drake's team is probably the one that flagged the video.
Because it's flagged by the label.
Yeah.
But it was, it's strip, strip.
Like it's out.
I didn't see Drake push it.
Nothing.
None of that.
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
But in it, he definitely goes out of the wrong.
Yeah.
All right, you guys got to listen to this.
The world fell in love with the gimmicks.
Even my brothers got tickets.
Seemed like they loved every minute.
Just know the shi personal to us and it wasn't just business.
So he's referencing, you know, LeBron.
It sounds weird.
At the pop out and, you know, being in attendance and how he took it personal and it was in business, essentially.
Yeah.
Well, uh, reportedly allegedly.
He was in true, Drake fashion.
He was not direct about what he meant.
No, no.
He just meant my brothers got tickets.
Yeah.
So everyone's thinking to pop out.
Yep.
Exactly.
His brother, LeBron was there.
Demarge.
DeMarge.
Yeah.
Drake even talks about how him and somebody, probably LeBron,
swapped watches before and, you know, somebody, probably LeBron,
used to check up on his kid and they were all, he thought they'd always be close.
Listen to this.
Remember we traded watches.
I gave you the Arabic dial.
You gave me a number of addition.
You would even check up on my son like a pediatrician.
Sure convinced the gang that shit was rooted in love when it isn't.
Show me how different.
We are.
There's blessings and juxtaposition.
I guess now you boys got an band of your summer tradition.
Cold shoulders I gave in a hamptons.
It's come with the distance.
Figured we was always going to be close like ovens and kitchens.
I was sadly mistaken.
The loyalty wasn't a given.
Bar.
Bar.
Yeah.
So, you know, he's talking about potentially, you know, they might have seen each other in the Hamptons and he gave him a cold shoulder.
They were close like an oven in a kitchen?
He thought they would be.
Yeah.
But they weren't.
That's a bar.
That's one in my bio right now.
Or are you close to
Which was oven?
Yeah
Who's hot?
Then Drake pretty much snitched on somebody, probably LeBron.
All right.
Really bad.
Listen to this.
Crowd of blues for you saying it wasn't malicious.
Talking about we family.
Why I'm not the cousin to visit?
God forbid we ever got to tarnish your public image.
Why is he talking like that?
What I'm assuming?
It feels like a reference.
or like he's like just...
What it feels like to me is that it's...
It's him actually record the recording audio
on the headphones.
So he's recording on the mic.
Oh yeah, it's definitely right.
It's not the track.
And obviously mixing and mastering is going to make it sound.
No, but he just sounds like he's just reading it.
Like maybe he's putting it down like if they're creating the song.
That he hasn't given it emotion yet.
But it's just like the first draft where he's just showing you where he's going to put the words in the song.
Or he's defeated.
It sounds really sad.
He sounds like, he's beaten.
And then he even said like, those are bars.
No, it's just the delivery brother.
Similar to like when J. Cole dissed Kendrick and we all just were like,
bro, this isn't, you don't even sound like you believe the things you're saying.
It's just the, I guess the tone in which he's doing it.
I understand the bars that you're talking about, the kitchen and the microwave right to each other.
Yeah.
They're worn.
The ovens in the kitchen.
I get it.
That's a good one.
I'm really mind-blown about it right now.
Did you hear what he said?
It's like someone said the toilet in the bathroom.
Yeah.
It's like,
we're close like sinks and toilets.
Like what?
So it seems like.
Patrick did it.
Everybody would be like, oh my God.
He wouldn't say that.
Yeah, he wouldn't.
Okay.
He would say my four-four, make sure all your kids don't grow.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
That's too bad.
That's what.
Yeah.
But like for Drake to say like, God forbid, we public.
We tarnish your public image.
It's like crazy.
It's a threat.
Whoever he's talking about.
You know what I'm saying?
It's really bad.
Maybe.
To say something like that.
And then Drake also addressed his house getting shot up.
Yeah.
Probably like the front gate up.
It wasn't for Christmas.
I said a prayer that morning for Sean and it wasn't religious.
It came from a place of desperation and utter submission.
Rapping was over for now.
It came like a sudden decision.
So just saying like once that happened, he's like I just gave up the rapping stuff.
Like, yeah, the beef was over.
It got dangerous.
How convenient.
It was dangerous from the jump.
I thought he had a month time.
It actually wasn't that dangerous.
Yeah, it wasn't.
And then.
It just is very, yeah, convenient.
It might be the word.
Where he, when Drake, it's like a pattern.
People are patterns, brother.
Like, Drake was beefing with Pusha,
and then Puscha had like a really good dissong to him.
And then it was like, oh, no.
Someone has to be, hey, this is too muddy, you know.
Pigs are going to get into the mud.
Yeah, I have a difference.
And then Drake is like, oh, I would have got him, but, you know, they stopped me.
And so then this one happens like, oh, I would have got him.
But it just feels like everyone else is all in, right?
And honestly, it could get dangerous for Kendrick, too, but he was all in, you know what I'm saying?
Because it's like we both agreed to be in this thing.
But it always feels like Drake backs out, but then also makes it seem like, yeah, you're lucky.
I backed out.
I don't want I wouldn't have, and it would have been the worst diss ever.
I have a diss.
I know everything about you.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I believe it.
It's like telling your home place.
It's just a pattern that he does.
every time he's losing because he didn't do that with meek mill when it was getting like you know what
I'm saying because he was up with me but also it was just a street with meek too maybe that's why he
he doesn't go back to that way no because he's done it before hold me back bro and then he's telling
us right hold me back for real please don't let me get over there hold me back bro oh you're lucky
I'm getting a hell back right now yeah that's exactly what it is so this song got taken down
but everybody's been about like is he talking about lebron yeah yeah because that did I remember
they had that the shop talk
that show and then he was like I didn't want to
disappoint you let you down yeah
let you down yeah and he's like you would never let me down
and then he's letting him down he let lebron down
yes he definitely did um and then also
he referenced I got it guys I got it I got it
said that
I can never let like let you down
he's talking to the values
oh my gosh
and he was talking about the push and teeteris where he backed out
does this mean that like
Drake now has to remove that tattoo, right?
No.
No.
He should, right?
He should.
He should.
Shouldn't have got it in the first place,
so we're being honest.
Yeah.
That's right there.
That was a lot.
But Drake also referenced the lawsuit or, you know, potential lawsuit that he has with UMG.
Listen.
Signal conversations where I hope they got double encryption.
I hate to see the empire crumble on judges' convictions.
Pull the rabbit out the hat and y'all love a magician.
It's funny to see you all rejoicing and hugging and kissing.
Also say.
And probably Kendrick pulled the rabbit out.
I had, oh, you love a magician, don't you?
Yeah.
We do.
It's a really good rapper.
And the thing is about Kendrick being a really great rapper is that Drake knows
Kendrick is a really great rapper.
Like you can't.
Yeah.
He can't knock.
Like, so to even reference it to now after the beef that you had and you said on the
hard part takes, I'm not, I'm not going to respond anymore or whatever.
Yeah, you are.
No, but trying to now downplay that Kendrick is a really great rapper.
Oh, that part.
You know he's great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like even that first part he said.
It's like, I hope you got paid for it, basically.
Because he's saying, like, a lot of people are talking, and I hope you got paid.
That's what he said.
Is that what he said?
It is.
I hope it's worth it.
It was worth it.
Yeah.
But I don't think it was about bread for Kendrick.
Granted, there's bread on both sides.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
Yes.
Don't have to her.
But for Kendrick, really don't like this.
No.
But potentially, so like, like you said, let the.
Drake didn't officially release his song or put it out or anything,
but he did post a bunch of chords,
which are conductor chords,
on his Instagram.
And that was like a reference to like conductor.
So he might be in the boot with them or they might have.
They might have,
I looked it up.
Oh, okay,
because it was four colored,
four colored cord.
So you looked up his shopping cart?
What kind of conductor is it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's an electricity conductor.
Electricity conductor.
It's so cute.
He's so cute.
I love it.
They're colored cords.
Everyone has the same color cords in the studio.
What do they do?
They conduct things.
I guess that.
Drake, stop being subliminal.
Yeah, he might be teasing an album or might be teasing the CDQ version of that song or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But anyway.
Leangelo Ball has the first banger of 2025.
Oh, my God.
But it sounds like 2005.
My hat sideways for this one.
Yeah, me too.
Why?
Why the triple Xo shirts?
I should have brought mine.
Yes.
Leangelo Ball, the brother of Lanzo and Lamello Ball, is going viral after he previewed a song on a popular stream,
and people noticed it sounds straight out of 2005, right?
You guys got to listen to this.
You cannot tell me that it's not many fresh.
Sounds like the big timers.
It does.
Leandro?
Yes, that one.
Leangelo, doesn't play ball?
No.
Yeah, he went over.
Because all three brothers, shout out to the ball brothers.
We know what you did out here.
Like, they're West Coast family.
He went to the NBA and ended up in Europe and then kind of kept trying to come back and never fully was able to get in the league.
The other two are in the league.
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
Exactly.
And so he's like, he was putting this song on a stream.
Yeah, it was on a stream with a neon, I believe.
Yeah.
He's a popular streamer.
So he's, oh, I got some.
stuff for you. So he played it and then everybody was like, oh, dude, what is this?
In the song, like, in the lyrics, he's like, I'm not from the South, but I hang out my Memphis
twin, but it's like this song doesn't sound like it's from Memphis. It sounds like it's from
New Orleans, you know what I'm saying? But it started going viral. Lil Yadi was probably the first
one to react to the snippet and he's like dressed in all baggy 2005 type, you know what I'm saying,
like where. And then he started, it just started a spread on the internet, wildfire.
It's a whole trend now and meme now. It's like, I think, I think, I think. I think, I think, I
I feel like it's more of a meme.
Yes.
But people are, the way they're acting, they're hyping it up.
And they're hyping it up and like almost like a sense of like a joke.
Yes.
But it's working.
But it's working.
Yeah.
So here's what my thing is with Leangelo.
This is a serious song for him.
Right?
I hope so.
Yes, but I don't think it was like planned to like hit like this.
No, it hit in like a funny way, but he was serious about this.
Oh, yeah.
So now it's being funny, but he's like, real, I'm not.
I really meant it.
I meant it.
And I'm honestly, I'm happy for him.
Because after you miss so many shots.
Yeah.
If I don't see Mike Jones on a remix.
Something has to hit.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I need to see Mike Jones, Paul Wall, all of them on a remix.
I get, yeah.
I mean, Nelly.
People are already adding, like, Boosy as on a remix to it.
Like, out of old Boosy song and, like, NBA young boy.
Yeah, cool.
They're trying to, like, perfect his song.
Yeah.
The verses are, yeah.
But the hook, though.
I'm going to go
Like the money in my pocket is blow
Whoa
I'm not
No way he's
In fact
Yes
I don't know where he got this flow
From
But like I
I'm looking at
I love it
I'm like
I'm trying to
I'm trying to
I'm talking to
I'm gonna show
Whoa
I'm not mad
I'm throwing some spinners
on my car right now
Yeah
I'm looking at
That music
From that era
Please drop it
I will play it
We will run this
Yeah we got some
South Pole
in the tuck
Yeah
I don't want to put on by Apple Bottom chain.
My rockware.
You know what I'm saying?
That was tight.
Thanks, Vic.
What's the name of that song?
It's called Tweaker.
See, I don't know.
It should be called like swerve or something.
Yeah, his rapper name is Ball Brothers.
But it's only one brother.
It's under Ball Brothers.
Oh, because that's the account that he put in.
Yes.
So it's all over the place.
But the artwork is kind of terrible.
He's bad.
He'll get it.
He'll get it together.
Hopefully the music video, everybody's dressing with like, you know, baggy clothes and
spinners and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Elianjo.
Hit Benji.
For some graphics.
The next midnight clubs and I have it.
Exactly.
All right.
That was your word on Rosecrans brought to by local Southern California
to our dealers.
I'm Rosecransvik for Brownback Mornings.
All right.
And keep it here because on the way we're going to do the Rosca.
The Rosca.
The Kings.
I think they call it Kings cake or Kings?
I have no idea.
It's the day that the other de los Reyes.
It's the day that all the three kings went to visit baby Jesus in the manger.
And they brought gifts.
And we do this every January.
January 6 and we're going to cut it.
And whoever gets the baby,
you need to call us up and let us know
who you think is going to get the baby.
Whoever does get the baby
if you voted for them,
boom, you get tickets to see the weekend
live at the Rose Bowl, January 25th
for his sold-out show that's,
he's only doing one night, okay?
We're a not chair.
What's the real reason if you get the baby?
You throw a dinner or something.
There's another party.
There's another party like in February.
They have to make tamales for it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's designed.
to keep the family together, brother.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
I get the part going.
I saw you in Christmas.
I'm going to see you January 6.
Whoever gets the baby,
we're going to see them in February.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Greg, if you get that baby,
you got to swirl on the whoa.
Whoa, you got to get your kids in Nintendo.
Switch.
Yeah.
All right.
And also a big up to all of Armenian homies.
It's all on Christmas for my Armenian family and friends.
I remember just growing up in Glendell at Hoover is we,
they could,
I don't know if they could take the day off.
but all the Armenian homies were off that day.
This is Christmas?
Yeah, this is their Christmas.
Wow.
Shout out them.
That's fire.
Super tight.
All right.
Let's get into Sombra Sala.
Samba Salah with Angie.
All right.
The Golden Globes went down last night.
It did.
Isn't it?
I got to highlight some moments
between Vin Diesel,
The Rock,
and like some X's were in the same building.
Golden Globes is for movies.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, daytime.
No, no, yeah.
Yeah, for movies.
For movies.
But I do got to start up.
with like Emilia Perez, like the movie that
everybody who's talking about where
Selena is talking in Spanish.
Selena Gomez. And if you don't remember
how she's speaking her Spanish, this is her
speaking in.
Yeah.
No functioned in any of their
tautragettes.
All of my pockets are blocked
my kids.
Br.
This is honestly like her Spanish
debuted in.
Yeah.
It's a fraud.
Oh my God.
The movie.
motion picture the year.
Like it won the blow word.
It beat out all the other movies.
It was, it won a lot of awards, including
Best Supporting Actress, Emotion Picture, Musical,
or Comedy Motion Picture, Foreign Language Film.
Yeah.
Supported actors, a lot of different movies.
So, big ups to Emilia Perez.
Gerovado Marcos.
Yes.
Angelica, you saw the movie?
I did see the movie, and I know,
like, they tried to make it seem like Zelina Spanish
was like that because she's a no sabo.
So that's how they went off.
We only, not we only, we focus on the Selena Gomez part.
Yeah.
That to me is besides the point.
Is the movie good?
Besides Selena Gomez is acting.
Is the movie good?
I would say the storyline.
It's pretty good, yeah.
So I was looking at the synopsis.
Apparently it's like a cartel boss that wants to become a woman and is done with that life.
I don't know it too much, but I was looking at the synopsis.
So I guess the storyline is so unique and incredible.
And it deals with the cartels and missing people.
people out in Mexico, but there is controversy of it because it's a French guy that made the film.
Right, he directed it.
So, but it's like a Mexican movie.
But it won.
It won.
Wow.
So I'm like, do we celebrate because it is a Mexican-centric, at least storyline-wise movie?
Or do we not because Selenico-Mas Spanish is bad?
And a lot of...
What?
You do.
He speaks French.
Bonjour, come a lot of you?
Let's all I know.
Very bien.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Bien.
So it's just, it's a, it's a tough moment to be in because also we're very much like, they need to include us.
And there we are.
Is this including us?
We.
Kind of.
Yeah.
A win's a win.
I'm for like, I, and granted, Selena Gomez didn't win.
She was there.
She looked great.
Yeah.
Her man was there.
She had a Cinderella.
Yeah.
He looked like Selena's men.
He looked like Beni Blanco.
How did she looked.
She looked great.
She looked great.
She looked beautiful.
Honestly, how can you hate on someone that looks?
She had her Cinderella moment.
Yeah.
She looked clean.
She looked classy, elegant, happy.
And I'm like, how can you hate on her?
Good for her.
Right.
Vic don't hate on her for how she looks.
I don't.
I'm going to her pop-up today.
Yeah.
All the cellanators that listen,
if you're at the rare beauty pop-up and you see Vic, go.
Have a blast.
Yeah.
Because they hit us in the comments about you all the time.
You get to go?
Let's go.
Yeah.
I'm down.
Yeah.
I'm a salinator.
Selianator.
A little bit.
She works hard.
She's a very hella red.
What she does,
just even her looking like how she looks like her.
No,
no,
no,
but like that to maybe a little girl
looking up to like to find some type of role model sees,
okay,
she looks like me and may inspire somebody else
to pursue acting or to pursue like even the makeup conglomerate that she has.
So I'm not mad at baby girl.
Her Spanish really bad,
but my Spanish is really bad.
Who am I to talk?
you not
like
Angie
I want to
talk like her
Yeah
How are we all talking like her
and then hating on her
I don't talk about
I speak like a Spanish announcer
You do
You do, just in Spanish though
But do you see what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah yeah
But then this movie I guess to us
We've angled it about Selena
We did
There's like a whole other
There's more conversation
Yeah, yeah
Because Zoe actually beat
Selena on the supporting actress
Zoe Cravitz?
Zodana.
Same movie.
Same movie.
I don't think it's bad that did this show.
Wicked didn't win.
Nothing.
Which is odd.
First of all, I'm like, dang,
Wicked just came out.
Why is it already getting nominated?
Because I come from,
I guess the music,
the Grammys and all that.
It takes like such a long time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't think about that.
They might have been like next year.
Maybe.
Maybe before the film came out.
Or maybe because it's like a movie
that it's like a remake.
That's what I was thinking.
They did win like cinematic and box office achievement.
Yeah.
I think it's just because it's not an original movie.
That's what I'm thinking.
Like it's a remake.
It is an original movie.
Yeah, it's just an adapted from a play.
Yeah, Celine isn't it?
I mean, Arias in her.
You love her.
All right, what else happened?
Okay, so what else happened actually was that the exes were in the same building?
And I'm talking about like Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield that you guys, the guys in this room,
hate on us well because he say that he's the worst Spider-Man.
Spider-Man and Mary Jane, right?
Yes, that one.
But you know what?
What happens when like your ex looks so good?
good because that's exactly what happened with Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield because all the
girls online were like Googling over Andrew Garfield because of what he was wearing, which was
like a green suit with like flare pants and like his shirt was on button.
Where can I see it?
Because he was looking but not how his acting skills, right?
He wasn't saying anything.
He was just looking good.
You can look at the picture on Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram.
But yeah, what happens when?
I'm sure he looked great.
He was probably like the third best dress guy in the place.
Adam Sandler was there, guys
Anna Sander would beat him
But see, okay, this is the thing
Because Emma Stone, like, she came out with, like, a new
pixie-pixie haircut, right?
And people were...
I'm forgetting which one's Emma Stone.
Super-Bad.
Super bad.
The greatest...
Is there another one?
Zombie land?
She was also in...
She's in a lot of stuff.
Is she the Lala Land?
Yes.
Yes, yes.
You all were giving...
Super bad.
Super bad.
The greatest rule.
Jules.
Yeah, Jules.
Have fun.
Jules.
I didn't even know they were exes
Because of the whole Spider-Man movie
Oh, she was in Spider-Man too
So why were you guys?
Superbad is the best movie she's winning
That was her debut
Yeah
I got it
I got a no
Big of Amazon
Okay but the moment that everyone
kept talking about was actually
Vince Diesel
Wait hold on
Krella
That full of good her
She's in Korella
Yeah boom there you
Yeah
Bro she's in Superbad
I think that was
I thought
Super A was
She was Krella
She's not in Super 8
Oh, I love that movie.
I don't know what Super 8 is.
Super 8.
Super A.
No?
Foods.
They're so tough.
I think we need to do some movie watching.
But her ex is that one fool that played Spider-Man.
Yeah, the third best Spider-Man.
On Twitter.
Angie's has like a pop algorithm.
Why?
None of the girls on my Twitter.
Dude, it was trending on my Twitter.
I'm like, oh my God.
They were saying like some.
The pop American
El pop in English
You think he's cute?
No, but it was just on my algorithm
Why do you say it like that?
What do you mean?
Angie, who's like to you?
Yuli.
She said, it's easy A, not super A.
My bad Yuli.
That's the one's about she.
Yeah, I thought like super A.
What is she talking about?
The movie.
Honestly, I was confused
because I was like super A.
No, Angie confused me.
It was like,
Listening to Selena Gomez talk Spanish.
I'm like, what is happening?
Super Asian.
She has a crush on Andrew Garfield.
All right.
So, yeah, yeah, the exes were in the F was hot to people on Angie's Twitter.
Yeah, I guess not on.
He's hot to Angie.
All right.
Now moving on to men that are hot on Maximo's Twitter.
Yeah, let's go.
The rock is.
The rock, baby.
He's hot.
Very caliente.
So Vin Dizo, he went up on stage, right?
He was about to, like, come out and, like, give someone the award of, I forgot what.
But point being is that he goes out.
He looks at the rock, which he's on, uh, he's part of the audience.
And he's all like, hey, Wayne.
Hey, Dwayne.
And you guys need to see the video.
Again, it's going to be on Brownback Mornings 106.
And you can just see, like, the awkwardness between, like, the rock and being on stage.
That was just like, literally just saying those two words.
And you just see the rock just, like, smiling, like, awkwardly.
and you see Ben Diesel.
He's also like, they beef.
So there's a beef that, like, Hollywood knows about that supposedly in the Fast and the Fury series.
Yeah.
There was, like, some jealousy going on based on, like, the spinoffs they were trying to do on the rock.
Men jealous of each other?
Never right.
I don't know.
The girls do that.
I thought that, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
They should see each other in a ring.
They should.
That would be cool.
That would be cool.
Oh, but.
What do you mean?
They're not boxers.
Yeah.
But that's acting.
We do see them in acting.
Maybe that's what's coming.
That's what it's happening.
Maybe.
The promo.
Today.
Tonight.
No.
I don't know.
That would be pretty cool.
I don't like the same thing.
I don't like the rock briefing with Vindizo.
Not going to lie.
I get it.
Like, wasn't that part of the movie?
Like, or the rock was like the cop.
He was a cop.
Yeah.
And it's funny.
They actually,
they make the scenes.
Like, it's kind of so much of a like power struggle on set that they made the scenes so
that they made the scenes so that one of,
one of them, neither one of them wins.
It's all 50-50.
Like, you can't tell, oh, like, the Rock won this scene or Vindy's one this scene.
It's like, their characters are always, like, evenly matched.
In the Marvel universe of Fast and the Furious.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
The Rock is cooking.
I would say.
In the Marvel universe?
No.
And Vinny's Professor X?
Oh, because he's bald?
No.
No, because isn't Professor X like the...
The main character?
No, like the nice one?
Yeah, the one that like has all the family.
Yes, you're right.
And then Magneto's a bad one, right?
Yeah, but not so bad, but also.
Yeah, he's in between.
He's missing.
Hobbs is a cop.
You're hating on my reference, but I think it's a good one.
It is.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
So what does he like then?
No, because the rock actually called out Vin Diesel about him not being like a stand-up person
while filming the show while filming the movies.
Respectfully.
I don't expect Vin Diesel to be a stander person.
No, so this is...
Because I think even his character's like,
shut up, I don't want love.
Family.
Yeah.
Probably.
There's a Corona.
You almost said me.
Yeah.
Right here.
We're Liddy.
Bring me a Corona.
I'm with the race.
We're Ledy now.
Yeah.
Doesn't ever seem like he is the most,
I guess, social.
I mean, he had like one liners.
Yeah, they probably had like a 10-second conversation.
Yeah.
And he also couldn't tell who was a cop and who wasn't.
So that's like, he's a cop.
Okay.
Who side are you picking between the beef of the rock and Vindiesel?
Oh, the rock.
In overall, like in the world or just in the world?
Yeah, the past and periods.
No.
Oh, no.
Yeah, Vindezil.
Torreto.
In the world, I would have to know the rock.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
So you only like Vindizel for that part?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But in public, it's the rock.
Yeah, 100%.
It's because in public, the rock is also, it's the.
So many.
Yeah, he's noana.
And also, come on.
Like the eyebrow.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're adding the wrestling stuff.
Oh, yeah, just takes over.
What's that other movie Vin, Vendizel did?
Tooth Fairy.
No, Vin.
Oh, I'm Groot.
No, Vin Diesel.
That he's grew.
No way.
Yes, he got paid millions of dollars to say, I'm Groot.
Shout out, that guy.
Yeah.
He's, uh, he was in.
Triple X.
That's crazy.
Triple X.
Triple X.
Yes, yes.
Wasn't he also?
Great opening scene, by the way.
All right.
Riddick.
Is he?
Yeah.
Chronicles of Riddick.
Vin Diesel.
or The Rock?
Fast and Furious universe.
Vindizo.
Family.
So then you would understand why Taredo got upset that the rock got a spin-off and not him.
Yeah.
No, I guess the beef started that the rock got a spin-off.
Yeah, there's been like different versions because I know like it was like the rock posted like a picture saying like, oh, I love my like female co-workers, all that stuff.
I can't say the much for the same for the males because they pretty much they're not as professional.
No.
Right.
If I was little Chris, I would be upset.
If I was Tyrese, I would be mad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then, like, Vin was...
Yeah.
Tarese is my homie.
Yeah.
That's Rome.
Yeah.
And then Vin was actually, like,
things were saying that he was mad because the rock would be like such a diva being late to the,
to call time and all that stuff.
So it was like a lot of back.
But the rock is probably coming from WWE.
Not the guys.
What?
That's so crazy.
I'm telling you.
They just see each other in the ring.
I got only the girls do that.
You guys said that.
Only girls do that.
do stuff like that. We're so dramatic, but apparently not.
I'll never say that about a woman.
I mean, yeah, I would never say that.
All right. Well, we choose, I guess,
Vin Diesel, but really in public, it's the rock.
Depending on the scenario.
I choose the rock no matter what.
Yeah, I know.
He don't like it.
Yeah.
Why?
He don't like that mysterious.
Oh, you're right.
He says like two lines and what, the whole movie?
Okay.
No.
You better leave Torreto alone.
You can talk about Vin Diesel.
Don't talk about Touretto.
Don't talk about my family.
All right.
Don't talk about our family.
Thank you.
All right.
That's it for Sobrasala brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Paran 106.
Okay.
And bring in the Roskas because we have...
Bring it!
Bring it!
Let's go!
All right.
It's time for the Rosca.
We have...
We're celebrating...
Lasca de los Reyes.
And on the line, we have Nancy in Norwalk.
Nancy, she's going for...
Angie, she's going for you.
Ooh, hi, Nancy.
Erin in Fontana is going for Vic.
Hey.
Julie in Long Beach is going for Greg.
Yeah, what's up, Julie?
Manuel in Riverside is going for Leti
Oh my God, that's me
Letty
Emily and Resid is going for
Mexico
Hey Emily
Okay so each of them
Oh you're just giving it to us
You're not letting us choose
Wow, it's a setup
Set up!
It's a setup!
Give me the one in the middle
Better not have a baby in it
I want the one on the bottom
Wow
So Umberto has pre-cut the roscas
That we got shout out to Vayarta
They did not give it to me
I paid for it but shout out them
Because I love Vayarta
And one of us is going to have
the baby.
It's already pre-cut.
Let's see who is going to win these tickets to see the weekend, right?
Are you guys going to...
Do we have to eat it?
Yeah, by the day.
It's Yava filled, by the way.
I see it.
What?
This thing is hard as a rock.
You guys don't have a real knife?
Chill, it's not.
It's a Rocheca.
Oh, my fortune's a break.
Chip your teeth for Jesus, okay?
That's a great model.
Chip your teeth for it.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
I don't have it, but this one has white yabaiba in it.
I don't do.
What is this?
Greg, don't choke on the baby.
I don't have it.
Greg,
on the mouth.
Julie.
What is?
This is going.
I'm sorry, Nancy.
Julie.
Oh, my God.
Julie and Long Beach.
Good morning.
Pull a baby on my mouth.
Julie.
No.
Don't say that.
Say babies.
Good morning.
You just want tickets to see the weekend.
Hey.
I checked a tune because of this.
I know.
Why can you make noise?
Yeah, you get a scream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just bought eight.
I want you to say really loud.
I got the baby.
Say, say, say, say really loud.
Do it.
Do her.
It's okay.
Do where you're going to be making mad.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Thank you guys.
No, no.
I'll take back these tickets right now.
She doesn't deserve them.
What happened?
Be loud and say, I got the baby.
You are pregnant.
Dun, don't, don't, don't.
All right.
We got you tickets to see the weekend, baby girl.
Congratulations.
Hey, thank you guys
You're welcome
I just don't know what to do it
I dare you to eat that whole Rosca right now
Eat the whole thing
You need your mouth
Without drinking anything
Go go go
Greg
What is this?
Greg Greg Greg
Greg
Don't eat it
It's not good
It's not good
Stop it
Don't say that about the Rosca
Yeah
It's nothing good
What are you saying?
We need to have a internal meeting
It's actually pretty good
It is good
Because it's from Bayarta
And they know how to make great stuff
It's all right
It tastes like a concha.
That's what it tastes like a concha.
I told you guys.
I love this so much.
It's because Maximo's trying to eat his finger.
What?
This is actually,
I'm going to finish this.
What are you showing Maximo Greg?
Calli Wings.
I want to see.
What?
Because he was like, I got.
I knew you were going to get the little baby.
I was like, does this mean I get a year's worth of Kelly Wings for free?
Oh, gosh.
That's the answer.
He hasn't answered.
Let us know.
I'm like,
That'd be great
Yeah
That'd be awesome
Sarif tamales
It's a
Kelly Winks
It's chicken wings
Kelly Wings party
All right
All right
Yo were all you guys
I got to tell you
About what's going down
With public enemy number one
Mm
Hmm
Yolanda
Salivar
Oh
The
Murder
Yeah of Selena
Yeah
It's gonna be
30 years
Since the passing
It's insane
It still hurts
Still hurts
Yeah
Like I've been yesterday.
It is.
Well, she's up for, she could be up for parole.
She got life.
There's a possibility of parole, excuse me, after 30 years.
And it's been that.
So it seems as though coming this March, she will have a hearing to see whether or not she could be released from prison early.
A representative for her says, you know what?
She has a spotless record in jail.
She does everything.
She's like a pristine citizen inside.
Mm-hmm.
However, she's also very much kept in protective custody.
An inmate that was locked up served time alongside Yolanda said.
There's a bounty on her head.
Everyone wants a piece of her.
The guards keep her away from everyone else because she's hated so much.
If she were out in general population, someone would try to take her down.
So she's been like that for 30 years of protected by the guards and stuff like that?
So how is she going to get in trouble if she's going to be?
Yeah.
And what is she doing?
She's making her bed.
What?
You know what?
That doesn't constitute.
Yeah, because it does it really show you what she's like in there if you guys are really just, I guess, isolating her.
She does say that if she were to come out, she would want to get a job, you'd live with her family, have a very peaceful life.
She also mentioned in a documentary that dropped last year that I was convicted by public opinion even before my trial started.
Because you did it.
Oh my God.
It's because you did it and we saw it.
A trigger.
A bullet came out of there.
She's trying to say, you know what?
It was an accidental.
Oh, my gosh.
It was not like first degree.
Yeah.
Planned out.
You plotted.
Yeah.
Accidental.
Yeah.
And who's going to, who the hell's going to hire this lady?
I don't know.
We all know what she looks like.
Yeah, true.
Exactly.
We all know what she looks like.
I don't care what job it is.
I'm not hiring her.
Even the lady that played her in the movie, I feel bad for that lady.
Yeah.
I see her no movies and I hate her.
Yeah.
I'm like,
I'm like,
But that's like he's in Yolanda for real.
Yeah.
I better not see her.
Check this out.
A relative of Yolanda said that keeping her in jail is keeping her as a political prisoner.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
You should lock up her family too.
They believe that she's paid.
I don't mean to laugh.
This is very serious.
That is just, Vic is funny.
She has paid her debt to society.
They said keeping her in prison isn't going to do any good.
It's time for her to get out.
I'm society and I need her to do.
do another 30.
Yeah, I don't know.
Her death does not pay for me.
Nah.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
I throw her family in there for trying to lie to on us.
And I look at her.
You know what tricks me out is because the whole gist is she was the president of
Selena.
Fan club,
got very close to her because of being that president.
And I guess would not handle money the best way, I believe, at least from watching the
movie.
Embezzling.
Yeah.
Inbezzling, taking money for herself or even saying that she got a gift for
Selena when it was really other people pitched in on the gift.
So she kind of said it was only from her, things of that nature.
And dad caught on.
Story goes, I caught on, told Selena.
Selina was going to cut ties with her, at least have some type of discussion with her
when she met up with her at the hotel in which, or slash motel in which she ended up
passing away.
And for Yolanda even to have carried a gun there.
Yeah.
You know?
That's really, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's tough, but you know what makes me think a lot about fan pages?
Because back then there were fan clubs where you had to literally put your name info, mail it in, and someone receives it.
And it's like, okay, now you get an extra, I guess, like a CD cover or like a shirt or things of that nature.
But now it's fan accounts like that are the official fan club, blah, blah.
But they're really just super fans that are behind these sometimes.
And you never know.
And they actually really do get close to the celebrity in which that they are pages for.
You see them communicate and kind of be in everyone's DMs.
But then they can also get into the ugly side of things where they turn very mean.
And now they represent that celebrity.
But you kind of just see, I wonder if it's this power that you feel when you're in charge of things like this.
It's almost like in today's time.
It's like mods on like moderators.
Moderators on like social platforms.
Yeah.
I get what exactly we were saying.
There's like crazy super fans out there.
Yeah, they are.
Like Miranda Cosgrove, have you seen the story about that one?
Like she had crazy Miranda Cosgrove.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, like super fans were going to her house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't feel the boundary that you should as a civilian versus a celebrity.
And I think that's what happened with Selena.
Unfortunately, it's a cautionary tale of how close you bring someone that's genuinely just enamored with who you are and the celebrity of you.
Their friendship was not based off of I met her.
I've known her since I was a kid.
where we have the same interest.
Yolanda's interest with Selena, you know?
Yeah. And it can get very tough in that sense
where even to be a super fan of somebody,
it's obsessive.
It turns into a low-key obsession.
And some of us are proud of it.
Like, I love Kid Cuddy.
I love Pock, you know.
Sometimes I even look at outside of, like, concerts
when I see people lined up around the back during the rain.
I remember I saw one during the rain,
and I'm like, I wonder what artists I would wait in the rain for.
But it's like, there,
that love is that great for somebody, you know?
They camp out and stuff like that before concerts for days.
So now imagine making that your identity.
I'm the fan page.
That's who I am.
It becomes very, very obsessive and it gets very scary.
So it just trips me out with this whole Yolanda getting her chance at parole this year.
It's going to be coming up in March if it does happen.
And they'll definitely let the family know.
Just like, you know how.
So I guess this is to show you what they're setting up to present to the committee of.
hey, she's doing great in jail.
You know, she could do this, she could do that.
She's paid her debt, all of that.
So they also let the family know.
So the family will have its chance to come in and be like,
no, I don't want this to happen because this, that, and the third, things of that nature.
And I do think that they'll probably bring up the doc that dropped last year.
Oh, yeah.
Like, even that dog alone brought back so much hurt and suffering and stuff like that.
Yeah.
You think the judge is going to look at her.
Like, just turn around.
Just go back.
I don't think they can.
They have to put.
It's Loki is more.
is more of like a document like they don't really even like they look at everything that's written down
I feel like even if on paper she looks like she's a good candidate even if she gets out she's gonna end
being like on with in WITSEC I feel I don't know which is like witness protection oh yeah yeah probably
because I don't think she could live a regular life no she can now it's like then they're probably
gonna put her in witness protection after so she's always looked Vijita like she looked Vajita
like she was like and she was super young
too.
30 years ago?
I don't know.
She was young at that age.
She's whack.
But like, I'm assuming she's an older lady.
Now.
Yeah, now.
So, wouldn't hire her.
I don't know.
Either way.
We don't forgive her.
No, no, no.
It's too tricky.
She's 64 years old.
Oh.
I, que's a kidde.
You would not see a world where
we would let her have done her time and just exist.
No.
No.
No.
Selena can't come back near the fishy.
You're not going to give me back my Selena, so stay there, lady.
Yeah.
Yeah, since she was like in her 30s when it happened.
It's a tricky situation.
Very tricky.
Very tricky.
And we're going to keep you updated.
But yeah, just get ready for it.
This is going to be, I guess, like, big conversation that we're going to have.
Because if she does get granted parole, again, these feelings that we're feeling right now, like, I have like this.
Yeah, me too.
Like, I'm going to proceed and proceed.
Yeah.
I feel like everybody is like, we all got to get our craziest primas.
Yeah, we're so crazy.
Actually, the dad, I think in 2018, he was talking about how he gets letters from jail of people that are in there.
Like, I wish I could, I got her.
Oh, my gosh.
Sitting in justice all of that.
Yep.
But she is like in protective custody.
Yeah.
So she's dreaming.
Oh.
I get it.
I get it.
Yeah, it hurts.
I don't know how it feels.
It feels yucky.
No me gusta the feeling.
I feel very unexcited.
Are you excited?
Oh, man.
Shout to Selena.
We don't forgive her.
No.
We don't ever forgive Yolanda.
And we look at everybody with the name Yolanda with like a certain stare like.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
Are you good?
If you're like a new Yolanda, like if you like be prior to the 90s, like you can't help the Yolanda's that we're born at that time.
No, but that's like an old lady name anyway.
I was just about to say.
But like if you're pregnant right now and you're thinking of calling your daughter, Yolanda.
That's wild.
That's out of pocket.
This year, specifically on the year that this lady might come out.
No, at least don't.
Yoli is a really cute name, though.
Like, they're shortened.
Wait, is that?
Her name is Yolanda?
Your sister?
No, it's Yuli.
Chill.
That's close.
I'll go home and pack her out.
My sister?
Actually, my sympathy to everyone name Yolanda, because I know you get it all the time.
You're like, wait, what?
Yeah.
It's like a old name.
It's like Gertrude.
It's like, why you name?
you that.
It might be the mom's name.
We're like,
you want to pass a name now?
Yeah, maybe.
My mom had a hot friend name,
Yolanda, so I forgive her.
You've had a Yolanda in your life?
Yeah, she was really hard.
Because not.
Oh, that's why he's fine, yeah.
No, he's not.
He's not quite.
He's, what are you doing?
What are you?
What are you stuck in mind?
Yeah, okay.
All right.
He needs water.
I'll be back.
