Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 372 Zesty Orange Fake Profile | Brown Bag Mornings (01/07/25)

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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Morning. It is Tuesday, January 7th. Wow. The year's already over, basically. What? Girl, early on December. Wow. Week 1 on 2025.

Remember in school where you would mess up the year? 25. I just messed up right now. Oh, you said 2024. Yeah, bro, it's 24. I did say that. They got to correct it. Then we add one to the year, sir.

Yes. I want to talk to you guys about something Jorge did does. And Greg might be the only one who knows what this is. Eating stuff plain? Just because he's the closest? No. The child? My kids, they have a great palate.

Oh, okay. Yeah. He's the child of the crew? He's the youngest, yeah. Yeah. What is it? He muse. He muse.

Mews. Vic? Oh, okay, okay. You're right? You know what that is great? Yeah, I don't know what it was. I didn't know what they did it. No, no, no.

Mew. Mew. I don't know. Max probably, if he hasn't started mewing yet, brother. He's going to. Everybody, your kid right now, they're mewing behind closed doors. And one day they're going to be doing it in public. Whoa.

It's true. It's true. Can you want to guess what it is? No, I'm not sure. Angie, do you know what it is? No, I thought. I thought it was moo. No, mewing.

It's something my seven-year-old does. He's a little. All right. So we had went to a boba spot and some boba spots have like picture like to take pictures in there. Yeah. So we went in and we took the pictures or Horito went by himself and we were there with our nephews and they're older. They're like 18, aka Greg's age. So then we get the pictures printed and my nephew Nico, he's like, did you mew? Horito? And then Horito's like, yeah. And I was like, what the heck is mewing? Yeah. So it's this weird thing they do with their mouth. Yeah, it's like a flex face. It's like a... Oh, yes!

I know what a new is. It looks like a pout face, kind of. Yeah. But there's even tutorials where they... They show your jawline. Yeah. Yeah. So you like pout out, but like you stretch out your jawline so you point it out.

Yeah. Yes. My kids do mew. Yeah. Your kids, you too? They're mute. They're mute-to. The Rizzler, there's Riz face, that's where he came out with too

That's what it reminds me Who's that? The Rizzler, you don't know the Rizler? The Rizler, Max says the Rizler all the time. Costco kids' best friend. Yeah, that's where you got the face from. We're living in a TikTok world. We are.

We are. And what are we going to do when that thing gets canceled this month? Probably celebrating. Yeah, probably mute. Yeah, but now he has it as his lock screen to his iPad. Is him mute? It's literally. Like when we were having

MySpace photos It's like ducking Duckface Yeah But it looks nicer Like I'm like okay Okay okay jawline Seven year old

I just didn't know that was the name of it Yeah Me neither I just No it's like a thing for the youth Because I saw like Vic did that one time When I recorded him While we were at Disneyland

And then my sister who's 21 She was like Oh look he did the mute And I was like What do you? What is that? What is this? Like, I had no idea.

That's how I learned it. It's like another version of the Birdman hands. Yeah. It's like. So cringe. Greg, don't ever do that again. That's how I get the Riz, bro. You're not the Rizzler.

All right. Well, keep it here. Wow. My little Muteus. Yes. Muteu. We got the weekend tickets on the way. Muteu is a Pokemon.

Mew is actually a Pokemon too. You know what people say? They're built like Mew 2. No? No, you never heard that one? You're horns, bro. Yeah, bro, you got issues. All right.

If you could look at it at a girl and says she's built like newtoo is wild. Mew is a cat. Mew is a cat. Yeah, Muteu is genetically modified. Which one's the one that's the pet of the bad people? That's a Mew too. No, that's not a, no. No, that's a Miao.

Miao. Yeah, that's a cat. Shut up. Yeah. Miao? That's right. And he has a Brooklyn accent. Yeah, he does.

They found him in Brooklyn. So what's a Mew and what's the Mewto? Mewu, the character from Pokemon. Mew is the... I thought that was the cat. It's the strongest Pokemon at the time. And then Mewu was like a genetically modified version of Mew to try to defeat Mewtrona version.

Oh, it's a... Mew too got tied. Mew too thick. You ever seen the comment section built like Mewu? I've never heard that expression. Yeah, we wouldn't. We wouldn't, Angie. We would not.

What? It's right. Scrolling with the homies. The homie Gregorian. Gregory. All right, let's. Some people are already starting off 2025 with people they don't even want to be with. Yes.

There's a viral video of a username that goes by Car Bar 3. Her actual name is Carolai. She kind of spells a little bit weird. But she's going super viral because she decided to surprise. her boyfriend on New Year's at a party he didn't know that she was going to show up to. Yeah. I saw this video everywhere, Greg. That's so crazy.

She pulled up and he looked like he just saw a ghost. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, what are you doing? Oh yeah, 100%. They're comparing this video to the couch guy video. I don't know if you ever seen the couch guy video. No, I saw that, but I'm like, I was confused as to what the couch guy was.

Same exact energy. Two guys that don't really mess with their girl. Yeah. Basically. The couch guy video is the same. same thing where a girl tries to surprise her boyfriend in college and he's on the couch with two girls and he looks

like he saw a ghost. So they're going back and forth. Yes, they're going back and for the which one is actually worse. Okay. Have any of you guys had your girl pop up to a place when you didn't expect her to be there? Like you just didn't think she was going to be there and then she popped up. Not that you didn't

want her, but you just didn't expect her. Yeah, my house. Your crib? Both your crib? She lives there, but I was like, why are you here? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Shut up. Victor. Yes.

Okay. Which time? Which time? Okay, give me a time. Okay, because what people are trying to explain or trying to figure out is whether the guy likes his girlfriend or not. Okay. Because he's at a party. He's with his friend and he's like talking to someone.

He turns around and she's there and she's like, ah, I'm here. And then he's like turning around, he's getting red. And it seems like he's in shock. He's in shock, but everyone's like, he does not like you because he didn't, he didn't embrace you. He didn't, none of that. But I'm wondering, you guys, when someone you didn't expect comes in your space, is that just a reaction to just kind of freeze and, like, turn red and maybe push her away if she doesn't get close to, if she gets close to you? Because that's what happened in this guy. Yeah.

From the guy's perspective. He's just standing there. Like, he doesn't approach her. No. Whoa. I mean, it can be like a thing where it's like, all right, I'm mad. that you're here because you didn't tell me you were going to be here. You know what I'm saying?

It can be like a what the hell are you doing here? Then a what the hell are you doing here kind of thing. Right. I would understand that. And maybe my first reaction would be kind of mad or something. You know what I'm saying? But overall, he probably hates her. Yeah.

Yeah. Also like I'd say because after a while you're just like if you really like rock with your girl, you're going to be like whatever. My girl's here. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like we'll argue in the car.

I'm wondering if it's like maybe he was like. Maybe he was planning like a homie's night and then it's like she knew his homies night and then like she pops up and then it's more of like a man like that was That's what I'm assuming that was it but there were other girls at the party Yeah yeah yeah but leave me all of this has been like broken down another conspiracy is that she's a stalker yeah she's a star probably yeah but in in in preceding videos he she showed videos of him like them partying so it's like if he if she was a stalker Or was he like, oh, you're a stalker for this video, but not the rest of the night?

Or she's making it seem like they're together. Yeah, situation. And to him, it's like, I hang out with her, like, but it's not like a serious thing. And then she popped up. Yeah. But to her, it's a relationship. And now you have to be with her the whole night? Yeah, it's New Year's Eve.

Yeah, because what do you want to, if that's your girlfriend, what do you want to be with her on New Year's Eve? Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. So it's probably not, despite, that's her boyfriend, but that's, he's, His side thing. This is how some people just react. Like some people register things a certain way.

It might be a guy thing. It's just like, oh, I just need to scan the room because guys scan the rooms all the time. Yeah. Yeah, you got to see what all the exits are. But maybe it was his cheat day. Yeah, you see when he lost not on. Eve? Yeah, it was a cheat day.

Yeah, it's scary. You're scared me. You're scared me. Maybe it's who you're supposed to leave in 2024, still following you. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's about, I mean. I'm just thinking that he don't like her for sure. I don't think he like...

Because all the girls online think he don't like her. She was so embarrassed. But the guys are just like, nah, you guys can't read too much into this. He was just surprised. Or unless they fought before and then she popped up

and try and play it off like... The way that she looks, I don't think that little girl or that lady fights. Yeah, the caption on the video is... She looked like a little pom-pom. It was surprising my boyfriend on New Year's Eve. He thought I was working.

That's what the caption on the video was. Yeah. Oh. So he thought you were going to get away with something. And then she responded to all the comments. Like, you guys, we had a great time after. Or, like, you guys don't even understand. He really loves me.

And then she deactivated her whole thing just because of how people are like, she's gone. She responded. I want to hear what he has. He's still scanning the room as we speak. He's still there. He's still mad. He wanted to reply, but she was over her shoulder.

Oh, never mind. I'll reply later. Baby. Oh, okay. Well, poor thing. Yeah. Yeah. Poor him.

Over 1.4 million views. Everybody in the world seen us. Yeah. Poor little lady. Yeah, poor dude. You guys have never surprised, has it been the other way, where you surprised your girl somewhere that she didn't expect you? No, because I'm not going to do that.

That's weird. Yeah, that's asking for, I'm not going to eat for weeks. You just pop up on their, you pop up on their girl night? Or a lunch break or something? It's not girls then. Like, maybe it's her birthday party. She didn't know that you were like with her girls. Yeah, no, you're right.

I waited outside once. I was like, yeah. I'd be annoyed. You waited outside? I was like, I'll be down the street. Well, nothing about it. I did it one time where she had like a girl's night. And then she's like, I'm going to have one more drink come in 20 minutes.

And then I pulled up in 20 minutes and they weren't done with their convos. So I was like, I'm going to just be over here at the bar. Like you guys do your thing. Very nice guy. Who are you? You're that one NBA player that everyone was cloudy. No, because that's the bar that I go to. This is somebody.

I was in a parking lot by myself. That's weird. That's Travis Hunter. That is. I don't want to go inside. Because same thing. It was a bar that I go. go to and it's like can't ruin my game there oh sure this is the past it's not me now

okay okay that's old that's old that's that's old that's that's 20 23 yeah he has a boss he's like let me count 19 19 23 23 3 June 30 even what it looks like you can read it but then there's still, I don't know, excuses. Excusees? What is the excuse? I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can never really tell what you guys really mean is what I mean.

That's the point. We guys, we are dumb. We are robots. You guys are proving that point. Does he love her or not? I don't know, but the videos on Bramik warnings, you want to check it out. She sounds annoying. She, no, dude, she looks so cute.

Like, you're like, I'm happy. I'm here. Oh, my God. She's all done up to. like an address and everything. Yeah. And she sounds like that. Hell yeah.

Look at the video. Watch it. People should stop surprising each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The good ever happens.

Brings the girls say no. I was just watching cops. Did you touch my drum set? No. We just watching cops. We just did a squat challenge out in the hallway. Yeah. Not a lie.

I'm out of breath. Yeah. Really? Should we do this every day? We should actually. It should be a challenge. It should just be our life. It has to be a challenge.

You know, everyone has New Year's resolution, getting more fit, all of that. And we decided to do that as a team. So we're like, bro, let's do like a squat challenge. So smart. Let's do it. What hurts? My knees. My thighs.

Are these your quads? The side? Yeah, I believe. Yeah, yeah. You're your quads. Yeah. The quads are the Quadrums.

Yeah. What about you, Greg? What hurts? The thigh. His heart. My knee, yeah. I got a little legs. Oh, you don't do legs?

I don't do like that. I don't do like that. I have little chicken legs. Okay, so coming up at 8.30, we're not going to tell you who won, but for the weekend tickets, you have to guess which one of us out-squatted the others. That's right. Who was the last person squatting? All right?

That's going to come up at 8-30. You can guess. Don't guess, Greg. Clearly, he has the chicken legs, but... Very tiny legs. They're nice, though. Baby legs. I like chicken legs.

That's why he has him, he said. That is true, though. That is true. I heard you say he was built like me too. Hey, yo. Maximo was trying to get built like me too. It's crazy. All right, we have shout-outs?

Yes, Santo wants a birthday. Shout-up for Maria. It's her third birthday today. Oh, happy birthday. Anthony wants a birthday shout-out. It's his birthday today as well. Hi, happy birthday, Anthony. Jessica wants a birthday shout-up.

for her mom and her they're 20 years 20 years apart exactly and my mom says she's 20 and she kept growing she stayed 20 oh that's cool oh so they share her birthday so she was born on her 20 your kid born on your birthday would you

well that's amazing for our baby girl and her mom yeah I'd be pissed and then my real once to get wow my dad's birthday is like one day before me yeah yeah so we always have to share my birthday with three family members I'm good Yeah, that's a lot of sharing. That's a lot, actually.

And then Myro wants to give a shout out to her nephew Jorge. She said they listen to it and they're big fans all the time. Awesome. Nice. I got a shout out, Gustavo Murillo. He wanted a late birthday shout-out because his birthday was when we were here. Shout out, Tavo, man. Are these all Capricorns?

Yeah, because you're a Capricorn. Yeah. When's your birthday? 19th. The 19th. You guys put that on your calendar. Right now, you're listening. Google Calendar.

Maximus birthday on the 19th. We'll put that right now. celebrity. Put him on famous birthdays now, please. Wow. Can we all be there? Famous birthdays.com. We're nothing compared to. Me and Martin Luther King.

You and I'm okay? Let's go. Oh, both of you. What was your dream? I had a lot of dreams. Which one, though? Tell us about him. I had a dream that a team of brown people would have a bag and then get together.

In the morning? Would you always have your birthday off at a school? Yes. Oh, that's great. For a real, shout out Arnold with the King, man. He's amazing. Yeah. No, because he, like, obviously what he did, but also, like, I always had a day off on my birthday.

Because of him. Yeah. Got it. Got it. I hope you use that day to study him and other things, you know. As you should. Don't we all? Yeah.

Okay. Well, duh. Duh. And I share a birthday with Mac Miller. Aw. Yeah. Also very cool. Rest in heaven, my guy.

Yeah. Okay. Well, now we're sad. Thanks a lot. Thank you. Do you have any shout out to Greg? You haven't shouted her out in 2025. Shout to who.

She said her. I thought you said her. Yeah, you called her who. Damn. Just say hi. She's not listening. She's asleep. Just say, whistler in here.

She can listen to the podcast later. What about going to whisper? Whatever you do. It's like we're not here. Nice singing yesterday. Wait, look at Latin. We had a pupusas. Really good.

Really good. And I had Salvadorian Orchata for the first time. It's a bomb. It's cool. Oh, hey. Let's go. Bob. Hang out of lies.

Come up. No, I like it. It was bomb. It's good, but it leaves my throat scratchy. I think she even put the sauce on top of my thing. What? I get what he's saying. It's kind of sandy.

It has a texture to it. Exactly, yeah. I think I don't like the texture. Do you want to shout out the impending nuptials? I don't think of all. Oh, shout out, Daniela. I hope you have a wonderful day at work today. Today is the first day back with kids.

Yesterday she went back, but it was no kid. So have a good day. Mm-hmm. I love you, girl. I love you, girl. Okay. Hold on. Maxi was getting married.

What? Yes, he is. Yes, he is. Wow. This year, yes. Finally. That's amazing. He's going to have 90 days to get married because he's going to go talk.

I don't know. What are you talking about? You told me so I'm telling him. I don't know. What's the number one rule about? club you don't tell let me think I don't know you're talking about still Maximum's gonna go to the

court and see about the license the marriage license and then you have 90 days wait so you're gonna marry yourself to propose to yourself no he's gonna marry his girl marry myself wow married to the game yeah oh you get a license to get married

yeah no one has your back more than yourself like to get married yeah within 90 days that's why they have the 90 day fiancé because they literally got their license is that way it's called You guys are so annoying. I did not know that. I thought I was a visa. I did not know that.

Yes, because you have 90 days from when they give you the license. That's why it's called 90-day fiance. Yeah, I thought it was a visa, right? Do I get a license? I'm going on the show 90-day fiancé. That's crazy. You have a girl. I know, you're okay?

It's only 90 days. It's business. Do you get a license then you propose or you propose then get a license? You should propose first and get a license, but this will have didn't propose. I don't follow any of the rules, bro. Don't listen to that. Someone made them up. Wait, does this,

Daniela, no? What are you talking about? I'm going on TV show Nine Day Fianzainz. No, he's not. Yes, Daniela doesn't. I'm married someone from Chile. Yeah. She's here.

Yeah, no, okay. Vic. Yeah. Shout out to everybody. Oh. Oh, I was supposed to shout on my girl. She did the same thing to me. No, I didn't hear about.

I didn't hear about her out. I didn't hear about her. I was like, I don't know my bad. Shout to everybody. Don't do that. We're taking that back. Hold on, guys.

Let's rewind. Shout out to you, baby girl. Shout out of you, baby girl. Shout out. Shout out Jordan. She's probably taking Brooklyn to school right now. Yeah. Oh.

A little bit. I'm going to at school. Angie. So romantic. Yes. Have a good drive-by work, Marcus. Have a good thing I work. Drive at work.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's the kids up. Leti. Lettie. Hold it. Take out the clothes from the laundry because I don't want them to smell away. Humid. Let's rewind.

Let's rewind. Hard it. I'm so hot for you. Even when I wake up in the morning. And you're asleep. And you're asleep. And I'm just watching you sleep. You could touch having me any day.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Oh, my God. That's insane. Oh, my God. Thank you for holding my shoes, shut us. While we sleep in night. I'm using them as pillows.

You know more? You know more? Yeah, yeah. We're not even here. Yeah. I can't wait to go to pound town. All right. There's boxes, but you're the pound for pound fighter in my life.

Oh, man. I have a stomachache. I need to go to church. I think I just got two abs. Okay. Two abs. All right. Well, happy 2025.

You're like to say your partner a shout out of this new year. It's up on Brown by Morning's One of six. I will redo it in my voice. That's my Theo voice, huh, Andy? It is. Why is she doing it in the Theo boy? We can't judge what Jorge likes or not, okay? That is weird.

Oh, hold on. Just kidding. It's a joke. It's a joke. I like making these full uncomfortable. Oh, God. Mission accomplished. Jose, you want to shout anybody?

You're the real, Tom Cruise. No, thank you. No? Oh, she's not answering your calls? Oh, you know what? My dad, he's thinking, uh, well, He's taking his citizenship test Why is that real?

American citizen American citizen Yeah Oh yeah because I was like Signed up your person And he's like shout on my dad No shout out your dad That's amazing

Getting married to America That's right He's getting married to America He's a be a paisano Ramona Do you want to shout out daddy? I do I do

Yeah well she's so excited And he is listening So have a great day I love you Say it Add it Daddy Let's go

We're all like Comptuil Let's go Umberto Uh Shout of my two kiddos Umberto the third And shout out of my daughter

My mom My god My god My chiro My chiro I wish I had a girl Myho You had a girl

You had one You gave her way I wish I had a girlfriend That sounded so sad Yeah, you gave her way. He said he sent her back to the old home. Yeah. Are you the person like, my kids are my Valentine's this year?

They are lucky. I was once you. Miko and Mika. Don't fall in love, miho. I get on flowers from off the freeway when I'm getting off a man. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

What are you looking for in a girl? In a girl? She does social media. A hard worker. She does a video. That's all I want. A hard worker. That's all you.

you want. A lot of else. That's it? Is it? Is it? All right. Does it? Like a fake right now?

Like a mechanic or? Not a mechanic. It's okay. You could be vapid. You could be like, oh, she's got to go. Yeah. Like, you can tell you. I want a baddie.

You deserve a baddie. You deserve a baddie. You deserve a buddy. I'm just honest. I hope you all get your baddie. You deserve a baddie. You deserve everybody. You got to tell the universe what you want.

Yeah. Manifest. Angie, can you please pass that microphone to Jennifer? Jen Deleone, our Filipino friend. I was like, but is she about to call me? I had no one to shout out. Oh, really? Are you a hard worker?

She does videos. Are you a hard worker, Jen? As I'm simultaneously recording you. So you're a hard worker. Wow, would you look at that then? Wow, did we just do something? I think so. Jen, what do you look?

14 men. Someone who doesn't lie. Oh, all of you. Yeah. So many people who doesn't. All right. All right.

It's time for sip of pimp. Simp or pimp. Zip. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Actor, Tom Holland, aka Spider-Man. Yeah. It's been going out with Sendaia.

Zendaya. And there's rumors that they are. engaged. Yeah. Yes. The rumors because she has had a ring on her finger at the golden gloves in the red carpet. However, Tom Holland was asked about walking the red carpet with her and he said that he avoids walking it with

her because he doesn't want to take the shine away from her. He rather the attention be on her and doesn't want the attention to be on him. Wow. And they're both actors. And they're both like great actors. I think right now they're probably the top. Yeah, they're like a cool Power couple.

Yeah. So he's saying like, let her take the spotlight. I'm just her man. Yeah. Wow, I'm just her plus one. Yes. That's not what he's saying. He's kind of sunning her.

He's saying because if I wasn't there. Because if I wanted to walk in, I'll take all the spotlight, so I'm going to let you have it. No. That's what he's saying. No, you're right. You think he's right? Yes. That's what he's saying.

Do you think he carries, like, more weight in the aspect? According to him, I don't think so. No, they both weigh like 20 pounds. They both like very tight You're not lying Yeah Come in a combined I'm 100 pounds

They're both like Big and acting scene Both amazing actors He was a good Spider-Man You guys like him as a Spider-Man Because you guys didn't like the other guys He's probably the first Like the number one Spider-Man

He could probably play Even over Toby Tommy Hilfiger was Tommy McGuire Yeah Tommy McGuire He wasn't that great.

No. Tom Holland is really good. He's killing it. Why? He just plays Peter Parker, the role. The best. From the comedy. Okay.

And then Zendaya is. She's just amazing. Incredible. Superstar. Superstar. She kills it. No, I know. She's in the...

Yeah, euphoria. Just in everything. I've had the pleasure to meet her. Wow. Very, very sweet girl. Like, really cool to talk to. A little goofy that I love. And it's just like, oh, you're cool.

I like you. So she seems down the earth I think that's really nice of him To yeah I think it's nice of him But now that Vic put that perspective I'm like is he really like being like hey I don't want to take the shine because if I go with you I take it

Yeah yeah I see it like that yeah For example for example Beyonce goes on the red carpet Beautiful if Jay Z pops in I'm still focused on Beyonce 100% Mm-hmm so that's why I'm telling you And then Tom comes in Everybody's going to Tom.

Really? I was still focused on. I think so. I think so. And I think he knows it too. Or else he wouldn't have said that. Because he's Spider-Man. I know, but okay.

And he's walking the red carpet, but you always look at the girl what she's wearing her gown, her dress. And the guys just put the same old. You know who? Do that? Brad Pitt. When he was with Jennifer Aniston, she's beautiful. But when Brad Pitt came, one in the photo, I was like, oh, wow.

Just in B. Yeah. Look at that jawline. No mewing needed. No mewing needed. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think he's a.

bigger star and he doesn't and he doesn't want to I'll shine her you know what I'm saying that's why he saying oh you won't go there I'm just be over here to the side you know what he also said something about getting like having kids yeah he was saying that he said this in a men's health interview that once he has kids he is thinking of

giving up on acting and just focusing on being a dad wow my spider dad so now that he's supposedly engaged that could be like coming in the near future Mm-hmm. And him. So is the Simper Pimp that he's already planning the future? Yes.

And they, yeah, I mean, it looks like. How long? And saying essentially, she's probably not going to stop working. He'll stop working. Yep, he's going to be a stay-at-home dad. Wow. And golfing. He's retiring himself.

How long have they been dating for? Probably two, three years. Yeah. Oh, that's it? I think since the first Spider-Man, that's when the rumor started. Oh, that's so tight because she was in it too. Yeah. Let's go.

Mary James. Simper Pimp. It's pretty pitt. Beautiful. Love him. flexing on her but then saying hey if we have a baby you could keep working and how much stay at home? I'm gonna stay at home.

That's pimp. That's hell of pimp. That's pimp? That's pimp. The relationship started in 2020. He's just pimping all around in this situation. Oh, okay, I think it's beautiful. I think they're in love. So beautiful. Pimp Pimp Pimp. Pimp. Pimp. Pim pimp. Pim. Pim. Pim.

Pim. Pim. Pim. Pim. Let's go ahead and give away these tickets. Oh, okay, Pimp! Pim! Hooray! Horry! Horry! Sip! Spider-pimp! Oh, did you see that? The... You guys know what I'm talking about? You're in my brain right now? Yeah. No, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. It's outside now, right? The restaurant's going to be... Bail outside? Yes, yes. You are my soul mate. I am. What are you guys about? I know. Oh, wait. You know? That place that's going to be outside, right? You know, right? It's outside. I know. All the girls are. I'm not. All the girls. No one. Literally, we share a girl brain. All the girls know exactly the story I'm going to say. Is someone that's outside?

No, the San Pedro, like the fish market area, they're revamping. They're putting a lot of... Yeah, Porto Cal. But literally, you guys couldn't just guess that from Miguel. Yeah. Because I said he's rep in San Pedro, and then you guys should have been in my brain. San Pedro does have one thing. Miguel.

That's Miguel. No, I have Portugal. Yeah. Portso Cal. What did I say? Porto Cal. Portugal. I thought you were saying like...

They have two L's? Protocol, no thing. Wouldn't have two L's? I don't know. Okay, I remember. I think it has one else. What is that? Because I think it means ports of California.

Oh. Don't call me. That would make sense. But they're revamping that area. It's been, it's turned up. That area is turned up. I never been. No way.

Even I've been there. It's 12. It's 12. Well, okay. You got me. Yeah, I don't know. White is right. I get it.

I get it. Sorry, the colonizer looked at me and said, look it up. Yeah. Oh, dang. There you go. Ports are all. Wanking him off. Ports a call.

If Angie's my defensor, you're Vicks wanker. Wank? No, he's my wanker. You're his clipper. Oh, he's my wanker. Why couldn't it just be a terny? No, because he fluffs you off every time you're like, oh, right, Maximo? And you're like, yeah.

Huh? So he flubes me? You guys love each other. One time Maximo broke his hand and he can only with one. Usually he does two. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The double.

So, yeah, they're revamping that area. Big up to everybody in that area. Shout out to San Pedro, all of that. Wilmington. What's over there? Up here. Yeah, it's a really nice area. Don't hate on, don't hear it.

I can't hit you if I've never been. No, the way that you turn up for Ojos Locos, like that is. It's right across the bridge. You was called Portugal. Me neither. I always got like, go to Pedro. Then you would know what we mean by just saying San Pedro. We said Portugal.

I thought there's something different. No, we were talking about Zampet. My parents would take me. We're going to San Pedro. That's it. How would they say Portugal? No one would say that. I don't even know that was a name.

That's what I'm saying. That's how they said something. I learned that today. There you go. You're welcome. I've taught you guys. The 90 days. Yeah, the 90 days to get married. Also, it's very windy outside.

I'm guessing. It's a lot of fish over there. There's a lot of cholos. Yeah. A lot of micheladas. A lot of michelada covered fish. A lot of garlic bread. The garlic bread is so good.

Oh my God. You could pick out your own crap. So they don't understand my excitement. That they're like. I'm excited now. You said Portugal. I'm like, well. No, I'm going to check it out.

I said that you've got to check it out. It's crazy that you haven't been, bro. Yeah, it's kind of crazy that you haven't been, bro. Yeah, I think you like seafood. I like shrimp. I love shrimp. Yeah, you're going to love this. Michelada.

Imagine being turned out Michelada than getting on a boat and going well washing. And then while the boat is taking off two trollo they're fighting. Yeah. Fighting over a spot in line. Or a table? Yeah. Yo, the table wars? This is a great area.

Is that what the, I love it. Is that where that bridge takes you? Yes. It's what we do when Dodger Stigham is close. Same energy. Greg, when it was a bubble gum.

That's why I teach him. I always see that bridge because I ride my bike over there in Long Beach, but I never know what's on the other side. Yeah. It's a good place. We should make it a thing. We should do that. Once the weather starts heating up.

Yeah, brown bag, Portugal. Love it. You're getting me so mad because of the way he's saying it, huh? Whoever created that area, Whoever created that area would say it like how Vic says. Say it again, Big.

It's weird. She's a San Pedro. We know what you're talking about. We'll eat. Mariscus. Mariscus. Amitulas. Homey helpline time, you guys.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Liz needs our help. Liz.

All right, Liz sent us a DM and said, Hey, Brownback. Your girl needs help. I don't know. What's going on? I don't know. Here, look. He's happening.

It sounds like... Airborne. All right. They need to go to. Okay. All right. So, Liz sent us a diom and said, Hey, Brown Bag.

Your girl needs help. So I'm close friends with a married couple. I'm cool with both of them. And I'm in the middle of this drama that I know is going to blow up soon. So Omar, the husband has no idea his wife. Hold on Big, Maximo and Greg are making fun of you. Why? You guys have to say that out loud.

I don't like secrets. Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know. What? It says the flavor is zesty orange. On your airborne? I'm not on my airport, on everybody's airborne. It's the same flavor of your body. You brought it.

He does like himself some of that. You know what's funny? As I was passing, I'm like, I hope they don't read it. That's the true meaning of the word. Bigger's past the zesty orange airborne. Oh, that's worse. That's funny. You guys can't be serious.

We have a job to do it. You can't make fun of me and then take one. That's the first thing you noticed. Put it back in the zest of cat. We have a responsibility to Los Angeles surrounding areas and all the other countries and city people listen to us from. To be informative and responsible. It's like the first thing he saw. She pointed that out.

And I knew you guys are laughing over zest the orange. I don't know that was like that. Did you pick it for the flavor? No, there's only one flavor. I don't know. There's always different flavors. Yeah. No.

There's only one flavor he has ice for. I was going to do anything to get. There is other flavors. It's 2025. It's okay. Yeah. Liz needs our hell. Hi, Liz.

All right. So, she said, so Omar, the husband has no idea his wife. You have to start over full. Ah, damn, okay. I knew it. All right. Liz said, hey, Brownback, your girl needs help. So I'm close friends with a married couple.

I'm cool with both of them. And I'm in the middle of the drama that I know is going to blow up soon. So Omar, the husband has no idea his wife, Maggie, guessed his new phone password. He's been caught cheating in the past and changes his password a lot. Anyways, she told me she went through his phone and didn't find anything too crazy. But there were a few text messages that looked a little suss. She said she's going to keep looking because she thinks he just deleted whatever was in there and has a bad feeling he's doing something and it's only a matter of time before she finds out what.

My loyalty is to Maggie, of course. I've been friends with her longer, but now she's asking me to make a fake profile and flirt with him to see if he takes the bait. She said if he does, she's going to end things. Not sure what to do, Brown bag. I feel like I should, I feel like I should do this as her first. but I don't feel too comfortable doing it. What should I do? That's wild.

That sucks. Sounds like a great idea, not a lot of it. I mean, it's a good idea. If you have to do all that, just why? But why put her in this situation? Like, she can make her own fake profile. Use her real profile. See how, see how, like, crazy he really is.

Just start hitting on here? Yeah, yeah. See how disgusting he is. That is also another bad idea. Yeah, that's why I like that idea. The orange over there. My zesty orange. Where'd you get that orange from in your hand?

It's a grapefruit, brother. That looks like an orange. It's a little different. No, great fruits suck, but. Yeah. I mean, it sucks for Liz, but, I mean, as a friend, I don't know. I feel like if your partner changes their past, we should just leave them. No.

What? Greg. That's fine. I do it for my safety reasons. What are you? What? What? No, you know, like every 90 days at work, you've got to change the F-30.

I understand that. Yeah, that's what he's doing. Life service, Carnal. Wait, see, like, to your phone? Like, access to your phone? Yeah. You land her brother. What?

Government secrets or what? How much money are you having your bank? Yeah, what is it? So worried. About it. Exponsive. We're sounding like his girl right now. It's crazy.

Excusive DJ mixes. Whatever you saw, that was even me, first of all. I don't even know what you saw. It's calling me right now So dumb Pizza Hut wants me to go over Yeah, it's 2am, it's a 24 hour one Pick up, oh that's cool

Pick up only Dang, I hate those pizza places That only do pick up only Oh yeah At 2 a.m? You gotta get up Not at 2 a.m. Yeah, whoa, that's...

2.30. You should be asleep at 2 a.m. You work at 5. A 2.0 text you, pick me up. Oh, my pizza's ready. Yeah, I gotta go. I'm ready. That's Little Caesars.

Yeah. confusing your pizza is full. That one's still hot and ready. You would get caught. Yeah. I'm hot and ready. Oh, Little Caesars. The Little Caesars text me.

Let's help Liz. First of all, Liz, I feel like you may not be as close to your homegirl if you're thinking about doing this. Because if Angie were like, let them make a fake profile, I'd be like, okay, see Liz. But what if she was like, don't even use a fake profile, just use your profile? But she's not asking that. If Angie tells me, like, hey, let's catch this full?

Where? Are we setting up putting cameras? Do you need us to like to follow him? That's the same thing. Setting him up is like the fake phone. No, but what I'm saying is I wouldn't have to. She's not going to worry. I wouldn't have to be like should I or should I not.

I would be like, yeah, let's go. I just feel like Liz could set up her own fake profile. You can but it's also like a. Yeah. I mean, not Liz. Liz's friend. Maggie. Maggie can set up her own.

Maybe she just doesn't want to get confused. It's a team operation. How? getting caught She has a fake profile If I send you a text Like a sneaky text But I'm laying next to you

You know I'm on the phone too But like you know what I'm saying Like it's a team up It's team operation Is it? Yeah Yeah And they can put like their phone number in

And find out what profiles they have What? Please teach me that What? No you guys don't do that? Greg is a girl's girl What do you mean? Greg is your girl girl

I just know my ways Zesty Orange I love Zesty Orange is Can I have one of those airports? I don't even need it. It tastes it weird, first of all. I don't even need it, but I would love some zest. It dissolved in my mouth for some reason.

Hey, yo. Try it. I swear. I'm in water. I swear, try it. I was like, what is this? Why is it in the urine? It does.

That's why I had the mic away from my mouth. I was like, what's going on in my mouth right now? Liz needs our house. Oh, sorry. My bad, my bad. Her home girl wants her to help catch the man. But she's also like homies with the guy, too. Yeah.

She's only with both of them. Use my fake profile. I have one. Should she? Your guy, bro. Should she help her homegirls set up her man, the homegirls man? Or should she just be like, ah, this is not. She's going to have to.

I don't think she has a choice. She says, I feel I should do this as a friend, but don't feel too comfortable doing it. What should I do? If Liz doesn't do it, Maggie's going to accuse Liz of being with Omar. Or liking Omar. Why don't you want to do it? You're really with the march. What do you know about Omar?

Yeah. Huh? Why are defending him? Yeah. Why are you protecting them? Yeah, you have to know good. Exactly. She wants...

This is a mission. You know when you guys, your homies are like, hey, want to bust a mission? Yeah, it's a bus to mission. And then you guys do it? And then you guys are in the car and then you guys are speeding on the highway? Yeah.

I didn't say what mission. Oh, sorry. A lot of different types of missions. It's a mission, but it's really just like running out of a place with things you can't buy yet. Yeah. That's what you guys call a mission. Like a far distance, you know? That's what I say bust a mission when it's far.

Oh, really? Oh, really? You're using terminology wrong, brother. Yeah. It's doing something at little. Mm-hmm. Exactly. But Maggie wants Liz's help to make a fake profile.

I thought it was when you go up on a long hiking. It's a mission to get there, that's why? And then you go to the old churches? It can mean that. It's when you guys go visit the San Fernando mission. Yeah, Angie's from OSCE. So we do say that. They're definitely doing what we're saying.

Greg, you're thinking of an expedition. Yeah. A road trip. Thinking of a journey. Bus submission is when you get in an expedition. Yes. Yes. Windows Tinnit.

All right. Under somebody else's name. Okay. Okay. Okay. Just kidding. Oh, I don't know so much.

No, we don't. We don't. Liz is learning. Her home girl wants her to help her catch her man. Yes. She wants Liz to make a fake profile and flirt with them and see if he takes the bait. A sting operation. Yeah.

It's pretty cool. It is pretty cool. It adds like zest to your life. Some would call it. Right? Right, me? You went, look for this. They drank a whole bottle of zesty orange.

How did it taste? Did you like it? It was zesty. There's other flavors, too. Just how you like it, huh? No. All right, Liz. Liz.

Needs our help. All right, we got Kenny and West Covina. Kenny, what is that? What up? Brown bag. What's going on? Hi, Kenny. Kenny, talk to us. What's a deal, Kenny? What would you tell? Leave it alone. Don't do it.

Really? Yeah, because this is what's going to happen. Women are the smartest, most emotional creatures ever. So if the text messages didn't make her break it with Omar and then the password change didn't make her break it with Omar, her home girl making his fake profile, it's not going to be enough either. She's going to make that fake profile. They're going to argue about it. And then he's going to talk her into getting back together and then talk her in and stop messing with the home girl.

Yep. Yep. That always happens. Either way. Kenny, what if it's like, you know, like when police need enough evidence? Otherwise, it's not like they can't go to the DA. The DA won't charge somebody. They need a half.

Why are we doing a police job anyway? We browback. We don't smits. That's right. Liz is helping her friend on a mission. You're right, Kenny. Exactly. I get that.

But in all the top shows. Otherwise, it's just circumstantial. And so right now she has a circumstantial evidence. The fact that the phone password was changed, the fact that there was some sketchy stuff. Oh, my God. Oh, my dad, am I talking to Angie right now? No. What?

That's Letty. That's not, Angie? Is that Letty? Okay, the radio was mixing up. Like, it was, I thought Angie's voice came on that. Lettie, I love you, but who, who thought that was Angie. Okay, go ahead. Back to Liz.

What? I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to ask. Are you being gaslit right now? I love it. Okay. But, like, I love it.

Like, I get what you're saying in terms of, like, you don't have all the evidence yet. But it's like, okay, if you're in a court of law and it's like, okay, we can't find all this evidence, but why did he saw his finger, his, what's it called? Fingerprints off. Like, like, you're seeming really guilty. Oh, yeah, for sure. Like, it's like, oh, but you like sought off your fingerprints. That's like, okay, but I'm not doing anything wrong, though. You know what I'm saying?

Why change your password and why do all these things? Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, because he's absolutely doing something wrong. Yeah, yeah, for sure. She knows. Oh, I know for sure. Omar's wrong.

Omar is definitely cheating, but you shouldn't enlist your best friend knowing that at the end of the day, you're still going to go back to Omar. She said that she's not. What if she needs that for sure is what I'm saying? Like, what if she needs that? I need to see it so that in my mind it's okay. Because what ends up happening is we have, again, this circumstantial evidence, and you guys are really good at explaining it away.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're really good at, oh, like, like this one, I change my password for protective reasons. I have a lot of personal stuff. It's my cell phone. So you get what I'm saying? That can be explained off. However, if she's...

The one thing... I get it, but the one thing we're missing that we haven't heard that I know is for sure is true, this ain't the first time. Yeah. Yeah. Not facts. That, um, Omar's done it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's been cut in the past. This is not the first time. Like, so it's like,

it's just a big circle. Like, it'll keep happening over and over again. And now he's trying to try to force you to hate your best friend because she helped you, because she was this niche. Uh, it sounds like you are on the boyfriend's side trying to keep the friend from

helping get you caught up. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm on their side to keep two best friends from having to, like, lose time from each other, from letting them.

loser talk a good girl from losing her best friend that would have been willing. There we go. Kenny. Let's go, Kenny. Let's go, Kenny. Let's go, Kenny. Yes. Are we?

I don't know. You guys are doing that smile that you do? No, no. You're like, yeah, just don't even do it. Just let him do his thing. We're allies to the ladies. That's right. What if you just set up your best friend to fall in love with your man?

Because he's going to be hitting on her. Oh, and she falls for it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Who would you enlist but your best friend to do something like this? You trust her. She's going to show you everything.

The best friend, instead of being involved in this situation, because similar to what Kenny said, it happens a lot where if the girl goes back. Wait, are you Angie? No, I'm Greg. Then if the girl was back, then that relationship will be ruined. Yeah. So then instead, Liz should probably be the one to be like,

hey, let's not do that. Maybe it's just time you really step away. Maybe you should step away regardless. Yes. of doing this, this mission. I think also, there's,

there tends to be this thing in a relationship that you keep going back to is that you keep going back to, at least in your head, because the, I guess that last straw hasn't really been like hit or like,

she needs a last straw. She needs that like ultimate like, uh, that ick when she sees this guy. Versus like, oh, he did that, but dang, what if he didn't?

Oh, but what if he really? No, that thing will have the girl going back the oh but what if he really was just texting his sister what her bra size was for Christmas for Christmas yeah but no you got to say yeah yeah yeah even this fake profile it's not enough yeah because it would be like oh I was just doing it because I knew it was fake but even yeah exactly I knew that what you guys was on to you guys but that even then it's just it's just dming right and it's like there can be a way to like talk his way out of it

Unless she physically sees him being with another girl, she's not going to leave. Yeah. And even then, he might find a way out of it. Yeah. KPWR, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106. He didn't see it. Say hi. This is AI.

Your eyes are deceiving you. Would you enlist your best friend to help you catch your partner? Would you guys do that? No. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing as hell. Guys, you guys wouldn't? Hell no.

That's wavy. Tell me. If she ignores Wavy, then I'm like, I'm secure. He's a good-looking dude, that's why. He's a good-looking dude. You're going to lose a game. Shout out DJ Wavy. None of us are safe with Waving walking these streets.

None of us. Guys and girls. Not even Tray songs. In Shadow Wavy, you would catch him would be nice and charisma on Furno 6. That's a good one. That's a good thing. Respectfully, that's like a good-looking dude.

What's good-looking about him? He's tall? He looks like a... He gets the zesty orange. Airborne. All of a sudden, he drinks the airborne airborne. And he's like, that DJ, wavy, huh? That's a good-looking guy.

That's a good-looking guy right there. How tall? Can we hit him up? We'll color his eyes? Well, you guys have to describe it. You can acknowledge he's a good-looking dude. He's a good-looking guy. Why don't he looks like a model.

That dude looks like he's a good-looking model. You're not lying. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy. Why? Describe him. How does he look? I don't know how to describe him. Give him a visual.

What's good-looking about him? Listening. I don't know how to-you-you-think-looking too, Vig. I didn't say that. You don't think he's good-looking? Wow. That's the homie. You call him ugly?

That's the homie. That's crazy. The homie ugly is hell. That's crazy. The homie ugly is hell. Oh. But I get what you're saying, Greg. You're going to hit up someone that you know.

Like, I would be scared to do that. Like, hit up some fine girl. Like, hey, can you hit all my man? And I'm like, ouch. That's an ultimate test, though. It's the ultimate test. See if they pass or not. Oh, my God.

Oh, man. Try it, Greg. You know, sometimes the Power 106 DJs get, like, fake profiles of them. Yeah. And by the way, don't ever fall for DJ underscore Eman 310. hitting you up for like I'll play your music for I'll send me money

I had an artist going off from you one time I was like what that's not even me bro Greg makes a fake DJ WAV profile to hit on his girl Wow Not a bad idea Hey DJ WAVy

What's up you in California Shout out Wave That is hilarious That is good idea You're not allowed in the studio Is that why you stay late? It's a home movie. All right.

Jessica and Van Nuys. Jessica. What's up Jessica? Jessica. Jessica, should Liz help her homegirl try to catch up the homegirl's man by like fake DMing him, like making a fake profile? They're trying to catch him like slipping. And the man's already kind of done some shady stuff, but nothing like set in stone.

It's always like, I can, I can, I know he's messing up, but I don't have proof. I honestly think she, like you said, if she's. She was an actual homegirl. She would have just did it for her homegirl. And she wouldn't have to ask you guys for help. I would have done it. I've done a fake profile. Jessica.

How did it go? What did you say? It wasn't for me. It was for my homegirl's man. And basically he did flirt and stuff. And he broke up with it. They haven't been together since. Oh, Jessica.

Nobody ever found out about it. so. Oh, you're just out. Jessica, Jessica. Okay, so your home girl really did. She did. She fell through. What was, I guess, the before where she's like,

Jess, can you help me? Like, I'm seeing him do this or he's being sneaky. What was he doing before that made her think that he might be cheating? Stuff going out, not coming home until late. Phone down. Oh. Typical, you know, lines. Yeah.

But like you said, I think once, when you're really, like, Like when you really love somebody, you kind of just kind of hold on to that hope that there really isn't something. But then once you find it, then it's kind of like. You can't deny that. Yeah, it's like, it's right in your face. What did you say? Were you like, what did you do in the DM did? Was it an emoji or was it like, hey?

What kind of game did you have? Yeah, yeah. Let us know the game. Oh, I know for him to want to meet up. Okay. Well, let us know. Who's photo? Hey, who's photo.

We want to meet up now. No, well, honestly, it was like, I was just playing apart. It wasn't anything where I was actually flirting. It was like good. Did it feel kind of good a little bit to flirt with him? No. Stupid. Yeah.

Do you feel like you ruined a happy home maybe or? There's a little laugh in there. No, she caught, she probably never trusted him to begin with. Jess, did you DM him or he started DMing you? Because you could have probably made a. profile and followed him. True. No, I made the profile with her.

She obviously, she did a lot of it. And I was more of the talking. Yeah, you were the social media manager of the fake profile. You're the flirtate. Yes, unpaid. And then even until, like, now there's like a, like a situation with my home girl, with my man and his best friend and her lady, it's kind of something similar is happening. like that too.

She needs my help. And I'm like, okay, I'm not doing that now. So you're on the case? Yeah. Wow. Do you use the same fake profile for every case? Yeah. Oh, no.

No, this was like 2014, so you know how when the fucking insin. Oh, yeah. You were in Sepia. Yeah. I love it. Okay, so you caught him up. See, it worked. It works.

Yeah. I do know what's your business page. Yeah. Yeah, but she doesn't want to tell. She doesn't want to tell us what she says. Or what picture she uses. Jessica will catch your man.com. Yeah.

Jessica on the case. Yeah. Okay. A lot of girls are calling in, so I'm really happy about it. We got Ember from Boy Heights. Amber. Amber. Amber.

Good morning, Amber. Hey, good morning, Amber. Hi. Amber, we've talked to you before, right? Yeah, you guys have. I remember your name. I remember. Ember.

Yeah. It's hard to miss it with the E, you know? Yeah. Talk to us, Mama, said. What would you? tell Liz. Yeah. So honestly,

Loki, I would just tell Liz, like, for real, if she's a real friend, she would have done it herself, you know? She would have just offered,

like, yo, but then again, like, I've been there. I've done it myself, like, for my own,

for my own person, you know? Yeah, like you did it, you did the fake profile to catch your, your man. Ex,

to catch her ex man, yeah. And like, honestly, honestly, like, my advice to the girl is, like,

if she's already feeling this way, she should just drop the relationship. Her insecurities, the insecurities that she's feeling, like maybe it's the insecurities that he caused her or whatever. Yeah. But honestly, like, she should just leave the relationship. She's not going to get better from it because she's going to mentally be killing herself,

like, constantly thinking, like, oh, you know, let's just say she does do it and she doesn't get nothing out of it. Then what happens? Yeah. Then her and that friend are kind of on bad, are kind of like on a wonky turn because, you know, the friend's not going to feel comfortable. She obviously doesn't feel comfortable now doing it. So if she were to do it,

that relationship ain't going to be the best between her and her friends. And then I got her and her manner still going to be going to be going to be going to be Yeah, it's going to be, but aren't we dying anyway? Yeah. And honestly, as girls, we all like, Kismiss. Amber, I'm with you. When you did it on your ex-man, you needed that proof, right? You got that proof and you left?

Yeah, so it wasn't, I honestly, like, I don't even think that I just needed the proof. I think I just, like, I just wanted, I just wanted, I just wanted, just see i guess i guess yeah i just needed the person yeah yeah it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay um this i just know yeah it was it was just a hard situation kind of just got to see with your own eyes before you know yes because you can look to their phone you i missed on my ex-person phone or whatever you can find it like you're never going to believe in until you physically it's physically you physically see it like so i thought the only way that i could really believe it was if i did it myself so i did do it myself and i catfish that all under him and he believed it because i'm just

the same is like I caught my daughter sometimes boys are dumb yeah we need to teach men about fake profiles and um she's dude I set up the profile within within a date posts were posted the same day and nothing yeah see that's the first red we didn't teach a class on this that's my boy is super horned

also another class on discipline and also another class loyalty that'll be included in the man package loyalty loyalty loyalty that'll be the first that's level three in the loyalty please yeah yeah in case I just think she should, I just think that girl should just lead because honestly, it's going to end up worse on her mentally, emotionally. It's just going to end up worse on her.

Like, she's already feeling like that with this guy. It's not going to end up any better. He's already changing his profile. He's changing his number on his phone multiple times. Like, that just shows it all. Like that words, that speaks more than the words itself. Like, your actions speak loud than words. And everything that you're doing is giving me the consistency of you cheating.

And it's making me feel like that. making me feel good, so I think it's time to go. Yeah. It's time for her to move on to the next. I feel a fire. I feel a fire. I feel a fire. I feel a fire.

Charmander. Yep. It's time for, time for her to move on to the next cheater. Why? Because I'm in my life. Victor, you know you are of that, that community of men.

What? Like, you're a man. Oh, but he graduated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He graduated for the classes. The way that you guys talk about men. We're talking about boys here.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From boy to man. Boy, man, Greg. I'm a man. You guys are talking about.

David. Men 101. David. I am, man. Davy in Texas. David. Hey, what's going on, brown bag. David.

Hey, David. He's the guy with the laugh. With the funny laugh. Yeah, with the evil locked up AC. Yeah. With your roommate where you hid the or you locked the thermostat? Never forget you, David. A.C.

Yeah. No, I finally got rid of the roommate, though. Then how? Wait, how? Hold on. Hold on. What do you mean? What do you mean?

Yeah, be specific. Well, no, I mean, you know, he didn't want to pay red. Public. Okay. Oh, hold on. You're bringing me out. It's 80 degrees in there, Ro. Is he still alive?

Is he still breathing? On this earth. It's probably roasted. Oh, my God. Hey, but no. No. No. Tell us.

Mr. He alive. You got to tell us. Yeah. Yeah. David. I watched too many murder dogs where they just said I got rid of them. Don't worry about it.

No, no, no, he didn't. He didn't want to pay rent. So I just told him, look it, man. It's time for you to go. But, yeah, no, it was another. Where is he? Where is he? Don't tell me your backyard.

Say yes, he's still alive. Don't say he took the trash out. No, he's still alive. He's still alive. Okay, okay. Thank you. He escaped the oven. Yeah.

All right. What would you would? tell Liz, who her homegirl is asking her, hey, can you help me make a fake profile to trap my man? I feel like he's doing something shady. Can you flirt with him so we can have proof? Listen, Liz, don't do it. Don't do it. I had my homeboy back when I was young. He was my best friend. We grew up together. And I had a feeling that my wife at the time, we had kids and everything. I thought she was cheating. So I had him do it. He showed up, took me to the house. He knocked on the door. I was hiding in the back. trying to listen to everything.

About a week later, she throws me out. Then at one of the parties in the neighborhood, I show up and they're together. Now 40 years later. They're laughing about it? They're still together? Are they together and alive? Yeah, they're together and alive. But I had to fight him.

I fought him all through high school. I mean, every time we saw each other, we fought. You know, but yeah, it didn't turn out good. I mean, now we're friends. I mean, we laugh about it now, but yeah, it was a dumb move on my part. I should have never had him do it. You kind of said him up then. That's what the guys were saying.

That was his DJ maybe. She didn't pass the test. That's crazy. So you had your friend. What was the trap for your friend to hang out with her? Yeah, yeah. No, he, he, he, he, he, he, he knew him because we all hung out together his wife my wife and then so uh he knew her so you know i was surprised he even did it because

he was married what's the trap you know so go to her house and kiss her go to the house and hit on her go to the house knocking the door say that that that i stayed in the neighborhood but you know that he wanted to come in and see what's up with her she's okay you know play the good the good homeboy part you know like you're okay you know you know you know little bear he's he's a mess he's always messing up, you know, you know, basically throw me under the bus, make himself look good. And she fell for it, you know. Yeah. So, wait, did you hear the situation after, when you were there?

Were you hearing noises? No, no, no. They didn't cheat that night. Oh, okay. That next week, she threw me out. She told me, hey, you know what? I'm done with you. And so I thought it was just between me and her until I showed up to a party.

And they were together. When I got to the party, they were together. And I was like, what the heck? That's wild. Did he literally played matchmaker? Yeah, you should go with his wife. Did you get with his wife for revenge? No, yeah, no, she, the wife found me.

His wife was finding me. She ended up pulling up and saying, hey, come on, we got to finish this. What? That is awesome. What? Finish what? Did you guys both kill him? Or what he was talking about?

No, no, no, no, but you know what I mean? I know. No, no. You all got it in? Oh, you guys are good. Yeah, yeah, we got it in. You could get it. That is awesome.

So you guys just swapped? Yeah. Yeah. In his car, in his car at his house. Oh, that hurts. David, why he? You're wild, David. This guy, you can't stop laughing, a bear.

I had to oblige. Have a good morning. Have a happy 2025. Yeah, your life should be a movie. movie bro. Yeah, little bear. Yeah, so Liz, don't do it. Don't do it because you live a 40 years later talking stories to a brown bag.

All right, you guys. You guys have a good. Oh, man, you too. Yeah, you too, a little bear. That was, that was crazy. That was wild. That can actually happen. Don't let your partner stop you from finding your future husband or wife, huh?

That was wild. He literally lived that. Yeah. I was tripping that because I feel like you guys don't do that. Like, you guys wouldn't. No, we don't. Right? What?

But he heard back in and then, they were boys. Back then, long time ago. Long time ago, man, would do that. Maximil, if you had to, like, if you wanted to set up something like this. Greg or Vic. I wouldn't set it up. Just hypothetical, though. We get it.

What do you mean? We didn't take the million dollars if you had to eat the zesty orange, I get it. That was a million dollars they could have got? Wait. But, like, I get it. The hypotheticals, you're like the best person ever. But I'm telling you, if you had to set up somebody, like, your significant other. Yeah.

Would you go with Vic or would you go with Greg to go to the house and be like, hey, you know? I go with Greg. Yeah. Right away. Why is that? He's a little rusty on the edges. You think I pulled? Greg is a DJ.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, Greg. All right, what about, so you would not send Vic? No, Vicks is a little more experienced. In taking girls? Yes. Taking other, his homie's girls?

I don't know about homies' girls, just he's more experienced in talking to girls. But isn't that better? Isn't that what you want? I'll give you that one. He doesn't want. He doesn't want a hand over. I'm not trying to send her off. Don't you want to make the test harder so you send like they want to the more experience now?

She's not getting it. She doesn't get it. at it. No. Angie and Phil. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

Look what the Santa Ana wins. Blue in. Angie. I'm here. All right, y'all, there is a very scary life-threatening wind advisory. That's a lot-threatening? Yeah, life-threatening, extreme damaging,

yes. That if you were driving already, the valleys, there's feeling it, right? but it's going to be a lot of surrounding areas out here in the L.A. area that are going to be feeling these Sanana wins. Angie over in Sanana didn't feel anything this morning. I haven't seen them. I haven't felt.

Over in Somar in the early mornings Ramona had felt it and Jose. Van Nuys, did Van Nuke was on the way there wasn't wind, but I heard right now it's getting a little windy. Yeah. Every hour today it's going to get more and more windy overnight. It's going to be really windy today and tomorrow. So much so that they're saying yes, it is going to be an extreme risk, take immediate action.

It says it's going to include the 118 and 210 corridors, San Gabriel, Santa Susana, Santa Monica Mountains and Foot Hills, San Gabriel and San Fernando valleys, Pasadena, Burbank, San Fernando, Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Simi Valley, Silmar, Porter Ranch, Altadina, La Cresena, and Malibu. All the rich people. Everywhere I'm at. All the rich people, fool. It's all the people that it's going to possibly hurt.

So much so that they're saying like this is really bad if you, especially those mountain areas. Yes. If they're dry out, there's a fire. There could be fires that happen because of this wind. Also, down electrical poles. True. Things of that nature.

Have they ever been driving and the wind kind of pushes you? There's more. Yeah. Expect that type of wind, if not even more. They said that a weather event like this, at least with a windstorm, hasn't happened since 2011. We do have Santa Ana winds all the time. However, the way that it's affecting us this time around is more.

50 to 80 miles is a lot. Yeah. That's high, high winds. They're considering this one a windstorm, just not like Santa Ana winds. Yeah, that's what I'm seeing. Windstorm. Red flag warning kicks in today starting at 10 a.m. this morning for L.A. and Ventura counties. Sanana, why do you do this to us?

I don't know. You just have to answer. They just want attention. No, Angelica. I know, I know. It's scary when you're driving. I don't know if you guys are ever. been driving and like the wind moves your car for you.

Yeah, that part's the scary part. That's the scariest part I've ever been like driving to Palm Springs one time where I'm just like in my little car and then all of a sudden, whoa, I'm in the next lane almost. Yeah. And it's like, bro, there's a car next to me. For me it's just not knowing like, Greg, do. I think that's what Lett did just said like two seconds ago, guys. Yeah.

Yeah. It's just when I know that Vick's not paying attention. Literally said that. And Greg literally. Like to me, to me it's more of like when you're driving and then like the wind. It hits the car. Why do we even work together? Why do we even work together if I'm littered in the same room and I say that?

I just saw that doesn't be a red flag warning actually. Really? Yeah, I did too. And it's going to be in Pasadena, Burbank. Okay, go. Malibu. Say all the city she was saying. So this really, like, lo kilos of freeways I drive.

No, yeah, seriously. And Whittier, I didn't feel anything. But the second that I got in Burbank, I was like, whoa. Yeah, me too. You see the leaves blowing. the trees. This is also, if you guys repeat this after I say, when the trees fall on top of car.

Yes, that's the scary part. That's the busy season for the tree trimers for my dad and my cousins and my feels, yeah. So if you guys knew, just kidding. But yeah, that's literally because of the trees all falling. People will be calling like emergency things like that, like overnight if they can remove the tree from their backyard and they can't do that. It's crazy.

I like when the birds try to fly and they can't fly. Whoa. They're just stuck in one place. That's so cute. You're crashing into each other? Yeah. One, I've never seen that. I've never seen that.

I've seen when they just try to fly and they can't move. They're just like floating. I'm wondering if I can walk my dog. He weighs like four pounds. He might fly away. He isn't like his dog. I love my dog. All the news, like even just scrolling through social media, I'm like, they're making this sound

really scary. Life threatening, extreme, super damaging. All of that is what I've seen on my feed. So I'm like, okay, this might be some stay indoors type of thing. Probably. Be careful while you're driving. Be careful while you're walking. Careful with your windows. I'm going to put a squirrel suit on.

What? For what? And why do you have a squirrel suit? Don't worry about it. I just have a squirrel suit. Do you have a flying squirrel suit? Yeah. I saw it on a movie and I was like, I need that.

And I'm going to try it. What movie? Don't Godzilla. Very destructive and be very careful out there. Do you guys remember in school? You guys would walk right home? I didn't. I was walking home.

And the palm trees are so. high, but one of the things from the palm tree, the brown one, fell on top of this kid in front of me. I was like, oh my God, I think you're dead. I'm going to step over you. But the wind is crazy. It is. I'm not going to lie, when I went to, when I was a kid and I went to El Salvador,

when the winds were super high, I would hate the sound of it. It scared me. Oh, yeah. So now I'm like, ah! Outside the window? No, sometimes they whistle. No, yeah, they whistle or like the gusts. You feel like the window shake.

Are you scared? I'm a little bit scared. Don't be afraid of the gust. No. Gus never heard nobody. Afraid of the high winds. Yeah. Do they have high winds over in Downey, Victor?

No. No. You're a super chill area, right? Yeah, because it's like in the middle. Yeah, I think so. It's like in the middle of a lot of cities. It's the basin. I don't know what the basin is, but.

We're surrounded by mountains. The valleys are. Yeah. That's fun. Whittier was like nothing too. Like that I don't know. So Marr is, So Marr is low-key like one of those movies,

the tornado movies, like Twister? No more. I'm really worried My brother lives I'm not really back for Jose's garage Yeah my brother lives right off I don't know if it's going to be there when he goes back Are you okay Jose?

Yeah like they live close My brother lives close to Jose and Ramona He's off the like 118 and 210 And that's literally like the mountain Yeah There's always fire there It's windy They always have power outages

Yeah So I'm like worried for that area Oh true the power outages Be careful out there We're all here together This is gonna happen They're saying till Thursday Wow

All week Damn. Just be ready. I feel like there's like nothing happens and then all of a sudden it's like just random. Mother Earth wants to talk to us. You know like natural disasters. Last year was a bunch of rain. Yeah.

And that's a bunch of wind. Yeah. Rain or wind? Earth, wind and fire. I'm going to say that. That's good. Rain or wind? Yeah.

Rain. Otherwise we're going to be in a drought and then they're going to tell us like we said good water and all and stuff. Okay. Andy, do you want to say anything as far as for San Ana goes? We have nothing to do with it. And in San Ana, at least the part of where I live, there's no wind at all. So it's named after you and there's not even wind there? Yeah, that's why I'm like, every time you guys complain about like Sanana winds and all that stuff,

I'm like, I don't get it. Sanana is gassy. There's no wind over here. Santa Ana wins are named after the Santa Ana Canyon in Southern California, which is where the dry hot winds that characterize this weather appear to originate from. Isn't that like in Irvine? I'm not sure, brother. The canyon?

The canyon it is, right? Why do you know? Because I know. Well, you guys are asking, why is it called? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's an answer. So it should really be called the Irvine wins. The Irvine wins.

The Irvine is perfect. But Irvine doesn't want that bad publicity. No, give it to Irvine. It's a conspiracy. The Irvine wins. Yeah. But everything is perfect in Irvine. It is true.

It's very clean. So it's number one city in the world. San Ana, they do takeovers. They do. That's where the wind is coming from Is the cars Yeah The car's spinning

It's a buildup Wait Why was Gipriko In a takeover by the way Yeah he hit me And he was like Yo did you see my video I was like

Yeah I saw it And he almost got hit Well yeah I know There's a video of our rapper Gpreco I was getting hit in a takeover He's just trying to be part of The public

And join his Join his fans That was what you know I look cool Connected like I'm Rosecrans Roastcrans The word is Werewee's Monday Night Rock

kicked off on Netflix last night It was crazy I was in attendance Shout out to Netflix Shout out to Sharday in May So to kick things off WWH Welcome the World to the Netflix era

And this was the first ever episode to be streamed live on Netflix For the World And everyone to see Everyone was so excited. It was at the Twin Dome. The buzz was in the city. Like, everybody showed up early.

And right away, the rock came out. Boom. Boom. And yes, with the theme music. No longer the villain character that he was in 2024, which was the final boss, he was like nice rock again. What? Yeah.

He wasn't like a villain anymore. He congratulated Cody Rhodes, who's like, you know, the top baby faces of the company, as well as his cousin Roman Raines for being the face of the company. company. And then right after John Sina came out and started his retirement tour. So sorry. He said how much he loved L.A. That this was the perfect place to start it.

He said he started his career here. Yeah. Yeah. And then he said, John Sina can't see anymore. He said he used to sleep in his car in Venice when he worked at Gold's Gym. Tie. And then he also said he used to rent an apartment a few hundred feet away from the

Intuit Dome on 106 and Doty. Whoa. So that was pretty cool to just be like, no, I'm here for a reason. Like, this is all lining up perfectly. It's supposed to be this way. That's amazing. And he said it was his last time wrestling in L.A. Forever.

That sucks. Yeah. And you got to witness it. Yeah, well, he actually didn't wrestle. Oh. Well, his first time, his last time he would be there. But yeah, he just, like, addressed the crowd. But he also was like, you guys think I'm going to win my 17 championship?

He's like, nah, I don't think I'm going to do it. And everybody's like, boo! And he's like, well, maybe if I win the Royal Rumble. maybe if I do these things, maybe I'll do it and then the crowd went crazy. Ah. So they'll build up. Yeah. Yeah, it was awesome.

Crowd control. Exactly. But things kind of came to an abrupt like DJ Scratch when the new day, they're a group that has been popular in the past, but recently they turned into villains. They turned into heels. But they took some shots at Kendrick Lamar. All right? You guys got to listen to this.

Who went the past six months? Gall have been elevating this trash rapper Kendrick Lamar. It sucks too. Boo him. Yes. Yes. So you're not mad at us. You're mad at Kendrick Lamar because Drake won the beef, right? They were trying to get under everybody's skin in the arena. They knew what they were doing.

Yeah, they sound like Greg. It sounds terrible. You hear that crowd? In your OVO page. No, no. They've been around, but they're called the New Day. They've been around. Oh, it's because it's called New Day. Yeah, yeah. They just became villains recently. They were very loved and stuff, but for the past six months, they've just been on a mean streak, being villains, trying to get under everybody's skin.

Nice. And they're doing a good job of it because everybody hates them and hates them even more for saying that about Kendrick. But like fake hates, right? Because you guys. It's real. It's real. Wrestling is real. Because when you were booing, were you smiling while you booed?

No. You were really mad? So you hate them? Yes. Yeah, we hate the new thing. What's the real? They're going to be the old day soon. Yes.

The old day. Make the new day go night night. Yeah. No, yeah. And then Roman Raines beat his cousin, Solos decoe in the tribal combat. It was cool to see Roman Rain have the Kobe shoes. He had the custom Kobe shoes made to honor Kobe in L.A. At the Hockeme in L.A.

Yeah. Let's go. Yes. It was super dope. Clips house? The Clips House. See that loud. See it with the chest.

Clips house. I was trying to be nice to you guys. Where was Kauai? While you guys were visiting our home. Was Kauai there? No, he wasn't. That's such a nice stadium. I'm not going to lie.

It is. It's so nice. A lot of restaurants. You did say something about like, man, this makes crypto arena look terrible. I did not say that on there. Are you a part of the new day or what? No.

No. Travis Scott was there, no. Travis Scott was there. Travis Scott came out with Jay Uso. That was fine. That was awesome. I don't know who any of me neither, but they like it. So I'm just like it.

So, okay, so Jay Uso is actually the Rock's cousin. Yes. Like in real life? He was part of the bloodline. Yeet, yeet, yee, yee, yee. Why are you guys yeet me? What is that? That's a thing.

Like, she's your God? So he, it's really cool because the way Jay Uso comes out during his entrance, he doesn't come out like every. Why are you sweating, brother? It's hot in here. I was watching wrestling. He's excited. Check the temperature is 69.

Super hot. Okay. Zesty orange. I didn't want to say anything because I can see it up close. I'm like, they're like partly. You're no shining. You're like, I'm talking about wrestling. Wait, did you oil up?

Edward Cullen. Yes, yes, that's what I do. You're like Edward Cullen in the sunlight. This is the clip. Just you sweaty. I'm talking about men in tights. All right, what about rumming in your reins? No, no, no, no.

So, Jay Usoe comes out in the crowd. Like, he'll enter from a crowd entrance. Ah, that's right. So he brought Travis Scott with him, like, this time. So it was every, like, everybody was able to see him and Travis Scott up close and personal as they entered the ring through, like, the backway and stuff like that. Well, the crazy thing is that because of now it's on Netflix and streaming, there's a lot of, like, things that are going to change.

And Travis Scott actually walked in with him, and Travis Scott was. smoking, which on national TV you couldn't do. So now there's a possibility that the whole formula of how it was and like I guess more aiming to kids might change a little bit to like the attitude era.

And you don't have to deal with like the Netflix sorry not the regulations the regulations from like network television because it's just on Netflix now. That's literally what this guy was in. I just said that. I just said that. Yeah, I know. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm over here

sweating. You are. It was a great time. Something's wrong. Holmbergookin got booed. Undertaker came out. Oh yeah. Undertaker came out.

Undertaker came out. Hogan got booed. It was a great show. I would have liked to see Undertaker come out. Yeah. He came out on the motorcycle. Oh, he did? Yeah.

American badass. Yep. Yep. You took your son. Yes. I'm kind of jealous. Yeah, I'm jealous. He met a lot of the wrestlers.

Yeah, Damien Priest. Art Truth. Bailey, who's a Mexican wrestler from up north from San Francisco. She was really cool and nice Yeah, it was a bunch of people there was off. Did you just come from Rosalie right now? Yeah, I feel like I did. You know what it is? It might be a delayed

reaction to the squats we did earlier. That's crazy. Vic is sweating. He looks like Shaq as a free throw line. Yes, exactly that. Show show shiny. I don't know why it's hot in here. It's not. It's not. It's not hot.

It's not hot. I think no zesty pills you took. It might have been that. It might have been that. I'm sweating it out. Are your palms okay too? No, my palms are good. You're glistening. You're glistening.

I'm wearing a sweater. We all are. All of us all. All of us. All of us. All right. That was your word on Rosecrans. I'm close.

I'm close. I'm close. I'm going to Brownback Mornings and I'm sweating. You are. Go to Brownback Mornings 106 to see this. Hey. Hey, what? Sambra Salah with Angie.

Okay. Bad buddy is back. Yeah. He just came out with Devitairmas photos, you guys. So this is his, what, sixth album. And Rolling Son, it's already calling it like a perfect score, 100%. I love this album. The album's great.

I love the album like three songs in. I was like, oh my God, this album is fine. Yeah, that's true. Let me texted me. She's like, have you heard it? I'm like, no. And DeVitoer. photos means I should have taken more pictures.

Well, literally it means I should have thrown more photos. Tirar. Did that might be like a lot of, it might be like a Puerto Rican slang. More of a Puerto Rican slang. Because I was like, this doesn't need. Throw more photos at people? Yeah.

Do you throw a picture frame? Did that mess me up in the head? When I saw this thing, I was like, I don't understand how that means uploading because I thought like uploading is subid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I should have uploaded or I should have posted more photos.

Yeah. I think because we as like Mexicans, we say, Tomar. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then I guess they're saying, drink. Tirar, yeah. Yes, that is also. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a little more crazy. Like, we're going to take. So maybe it's just like there's like. Tremom my photo. Drinking my photo. So if you were with Bad Bunny, he'd be like, who can't tir out of? And then I would throw a photo

and then I would rip him up and throw a picture out. Throw a picture out. Or maybe he meant, you know how people were like taking pictures with him and then he would throw the photo? Oh, maybe. Maybe. Throw more phone.

Maybe. But I was thinking about it. I was thinking to throw photos away. That's what I thought too. Yeah. I should have

more photos away. Should have deleted you. Remember? You're going to have a double meaning. A lot of different meanings. Remember in the video he had like a memory box

and he was going to throw it away. Yeah. So that's what I thought. Okay. So this album's like not your typical album like Vick, I know you said it was a little bit more

experimental. Yeah. Sounds like. I think, sorry. What's crazy is that you say experimental to me is traditional. Like this is not like Bad Bunny's not experimenting. This is his music. This is Puerto Rico.

Experimental to me sounds like like if you have to be like dobsstep and like EDM sounds. It's when Little Wayne did the rock album. That was experimental. It's because he's not doing reggaeton, Angie, that's why. No, but there is a ghetto. This is what Vic was saying. Oh, don't play Vic. You're not who said it.

No, I said, do you say experimental or do you say traditional? I said the song, he has a song. He has a song Oh my God I'm gonna pull up the text messages Where he's saying Oh I heard it a little bit But it's gonna be

It's an experimental So I was quoting Victor I told you I heard three songs Or one or two Three songs But to me I was going Based off of the song That he's talking about

Hawaii Oh yeah Yeah And that one is like weird Like just different sounding But when I heard the rest of I'm like oh it sounds more old school That one is just traditional

Like Latin Fees with all his all the inspirations from salsa to merengue to everything that he, Dembo, that he grew up. That's why I wanted to play this. That to me is like traditional. Yeah.

Like this, I like this album a lot because I'm like, dang, like this makes me want to throw a family party and dance with my Tias. I hate my Tia. I'm kidding. I love them. I love them. They can't dance with them.

I'm kidding. They can dance. I can't. But like, this is those, that album you want to share with your family that you see them dancing to you know it feels in the vibe of a mark antonia i'm like dang sella cruz what like feels like this vibe um because he's hitting different like you said maximo like his like Hispanic latin sounds of genres all of that so he's like kind of experimenting of it right no because i feel like it's not an experiment for him it sounds more old school than

it's not you're like that's what i would say it's not you're like your typical reggaeton album that you're going to be listening or you're used to listening to you're used to listening from Bad Bunny. It's more like him bringing Puerto Rico to us. And by the way, I know I mentioned Celia Cruz and Mark Anthony both are Cuban, right? I think Scyria Klua isn't. Mark Anthony is Puerto Rican.

Oh, okay, okay, my bad, I don't want to get that. No, Selyas is, yeah, not Puerto Rican. Yeah, but like in the realm of the music we grew up on, aka, it inspired him. Traditional. Yeah, traditional Latin music. Yeah. It sounds so good.

It's really, really good. I like it a lot. It makes me happy. It makes me smile. It feels like a part two of Umarano Sinti. No. I don't know about that one. No.

I wouldn't say that. I would say that a little bit like a part two from it. No. We know what a part two means. No. It's definitely not like Monaco. No. No.

It felt like because Monaco felt like he was in the States. He was like in his egotistical kind of phase. Monaco didn't feel it felt themed. Yeah. That's like an experiment. Conceptual. Conceptual. And it also felt a little like, evil's too strong of a word, but it felt a little dark.

Yeah. Good album, though. This feels more like vibrant. This felt like he went back home. He went back to Puerto Rico and got back to his roots. Late in the sun for a while. And then realized like, yo, like I got to just give it to like for my people. Yeah.

And this whole album, he is talking about Puerto Rico and stuff. But a lot of girls, including myself, a lot of fans are thinking, like, who is he talking about what X is he talking about because a lot of the songs, including the art cover, you guys, because the art cover is literally two plastic white hair. Yeah, sorry. It's two chairs outside. Outside like in a rather than place, right?

And so it's thinking like, okay, who is he sitting next to you? And a lot of fans are thinking it was candle. Other people thought it was. Candle? Candle. They thought it was candle. They thought it was a, an album about Puerto Rico

is Kennell No but the two chairs We're just speculating Because they're white and skinny They're just thinking like three exes right I'm going to say Kendall Cadley's which is the one that suit him If you guys remember the

From Puerto Rico From Puerto Rico Or they're also thinking it's Gabriela That he's talking about Yeah his ex before he went on that Laker date with that one girl Yeah, before, candle after Carlyse. And if you guys don't remember Carlyse a lot, she was actually engaged with Bad Bunny.

They did it from, like, 2011 to 2017 on and off. So they think, you know what? Maybe this is him, like talking about her, like missing her, things like that. So that's why they're thinking, like, the fans are thinking, like, this is about Carlees, things like that. Why? It's about all of them. All of them. All three? Yeah.

And a bunch we don't know about. Yeah. Yeah. And also no one. This is the thing that he's going to use this to leverage all his girls. girls. He's out, this is about you.

They're all going to think it's about them. They see this for you, but yeah, you see that? It's just me and you out here in Puerto Rico. But I feel empty. That's why I left the chairs empty.

Yeah. Oh, I'm not seeing what parts he means the, like what makes people think he's talking about the first X, what makes him. Okay, so it's, so the two chairs, there's like pictures that people have been pulling up,

which you can look at at Brownback Mornings 106, and it's like him and Kudelie. On Instagram. And it's him and Carly's like doing hookah and sitting on the two chairs, right? It's also like in the video If you guys look at a docus series A little mini series that he did

Band Bunny with this new album It's like a continuation of Situessubites Huntos Like if we were together back on Five Years ago And it's actually a song that he was talking about Carlis back there right Okay

So that's where they get like the fans Are getting the thing of like The two chairs It means that he's talking about Carlis A continuation from five years ago For the record these two chairs Like think of two chairs It's those two chairs

Yeah In the song, what is there? He's talking about him missing his ex. What's the song called? They're all about missing his ex. Well, that one, the most good one with the video. The club. The club.

That one, he was talking about how he hasn't been happy since 2019 since he saw her or something like that, right? So it might be in that. I feel like it's Gabriela. Five years ago. Five years ago, he was with Cadiz. Yeah. Well, no, five years ago, that was, he was still with Gabriela.

Oh, Gabriela. Yeah. He's leveraging both. Or three. What's the timeline? I'm getting confused by it a little bit. The timeline of his relationships. It was first Carlis.

Until 2017. Oh, okay. And then he started dating Cabriela. Then he started dating Candle. But I'm not including Kazu because then it's going to get a little bit confusing in there. But then there's like a... Including? Leave her alone.

Kazoo is another artist. No, I know from Argentina. He said Concluing. No, Val's, be my mama. That's it. That's it. That's it. Let's keep moving.

Why do people think it's Gabriela? Gabriela, because it's like she was actually seen at the party release part, at the album release party with Bad Bunny. And a lot of the pictures or videos were getting taken down after people started seeing her in the background. So that's what he wants that. Oh, it's Gabriel. And I think he had like dropped a shoe, right?

And supposedly their exes, but she had the shoe before they were on. Yeah, she's on the mailing list. Yeah. Yeah, they have the same address. Smart guys. Yeah, but then. And then other people think he's talking about Kendall. No, he's not.

No, no, no, no. But listen, okay. Okay, there's a song called Close Friends, right? And it goes a little something like this. So experimental. So experimental. It sounds like something he's never done before. Okay, I want to post with text because I promise you, that's what Vick said and that's what I'm saying.

But why are you trusting Vick? I was just quoting him with this. And I was going to go into it and be like, no, it's not. It's about Puerto Rico. going, all that stuff. But then... Traditional. Also, this is the lane

most of the Latin regitone artists are going. Because Rao Alejandro dropped the album very similar where it's like mixed with salsa, mixed with everything that's inspired by the music they grew up. Yeah, that's... I told Angie, because...

Angie, you're going to ask me, not Vic. I don't know why she's asking Vic for his opinion on Bad Buddy, to be honest. I said after one song. No, you said two. I hit Angie up, Angie. I hit Angie up, and I was like... Like, hey, Angie, this album, I love it.

She's like, oh, I haven't heard. I was like, I love it. Super traditional. It feels like, you know that little emoji of the girl dancing with the red dress? I'm like, this album is for that girl. I love it so much. It's super traditional. Like, it sounds like Puerto Rico, right?

Yep. And then, like, she should have just trusted me. Yeah. I should have. But I thought I'm like, no, let me quote Vic. And I just took it to a screenshot of what Vic says. You call this album traditional. No.

I mean, sorry, experimental. Yeah. But that's neither here nor there. It's not. It's a great album. I highly recommend. I'm listening to it more. I like it a lot and it's not experimental.

I love it. I cannot wait till the tour. I cannot wait till the show. What I like is that, you know, like every concert, people start theming what they dress up like. I'm like, dang, what's the vibe going to be? Is it going to be, again, more salsa theme? I'm thinking salsa, but also I may not know the term exactly for the genre of the music,

but it's going to be really cool. I'm wearing Hawaii, Vera. Yeah. I think I'm a lot of Puerto Rico for the show. Well, see, this is my thing too. Because on this album, we're talking about the song about Hawaii, right? Essentially, Bad Bunny's saying, I don't want them to treat Puerto Rico, like, or do to Puerto Rico what they did to Hawaii.

And the tourism and taking its resources. It's culture. And, like, the people that are Puerto Rican not owning stuff, it's just other people going there for the tax breaks. So you make that mention in that. one song but I was like bro this album actually does the opposite and it makes me want to go to yeah yeah it's probably attraction yeah like I'm listening to this album like I have to go to Puerto Rico yeah even if you see team trip no really wait we have somebody over there

I was thinking the same thing because even like the the images that he's been like showing off I'm like dude this looks so green like and every time that Maximo talks about it's like it's always fun so I'm like I love Puerto Rico Puerto Rico is beautiful I want to go I want to go I want to move there. I want to go and listen to this bad bunny album. And he's talking about Gabriela. It's clear. The first girl sued him.

He's not going to be talking about her. Carly's literally sued him. We're reaching on that one? Okay. Probably. But I thought like maybe he, there's a couple songs that I really thought they were about candle. And I don't even trust pictures anymore because AI exists now and then fan created photos

exist now. That's true. I don't trust that one. Gabriela has actually has these things on video at these places. Yeah. She was there at the. And I just want to say she's his best muse. because when he was not with her, it just didn't hit.

Like, the songs didn't hit. Remember he did the experimental little Uzi type record? Well, didn't, wait, he had also, yeah, but he had broken up with her for, um, vera an honest. Well, it was like. No, because she was all a part of that. She was part of the promo. It was part of the problem.

She's part of the couple of his greatest albums, brother. And probably more. She's the perfect muse, Gabriela. I thank you for that many. Gabriela, he got sisters. Yeah, he's just funny for real. And Kendall, thank you for your services. Yeah.

Goodos Dios Wow Good morning That was Dio What is it thing Yeah, yeah Yeah

Yeah There it goes Yeah Sounds very email Buenos Diyos Wow If you Teovas

You take You everas My Corazon How is she so talented I see Oh my God

No se Comeo Weewee It's gay To me I'm gonna cry That's Enrique Enrique Iglesi

My mom loved I loved listening to that album Where you had them all still Vick On course

Your turn to sing Ricky Martin Ricky Martin Okay He bangs She bangs No Go big

Vick All right in Santa, living a life Loka Yeah, nah Energy to be Yeah, nah, na na na na Nice

We're You tried You tried It's been a long time, right? That was great Maximo Your turn To sing

Juan Gabriel It's his birthday It's his birthday It's his birthday I want to sing Some Enrique Elylesias I can be your hero

baby I can take away your pain Kiss away, Libby Whatever He just sounds like he takes a dog Can someone sing Huang Gap for his birthday? No Tengro di Nara Nita Ked

What nico that I'm Is amor to love See you You sing good Spanish That was really good Yeah That's really weird

You what? Like his Spanish is great He's crazy It's nice I need not be selina lo lo lo loit te tegues my love for us. Let's go! I don't know that works.

It's like what people. Yeah. Wow. True. Don't not be Selena. You did not just compare yourself to Selena. Yeah. Please don't ever say that.

Angie, Huang G. You're always my mind. Yeah, always you, love, every instant Let's go. How you're you, that you'll

always you, you, you, always in my mind What are you going to do? Why don't you guys sing the happen one?

No, no, no, Noah, no, no, no, you're right. You're right. You guys all sing the sad, no, no, no.

Oh, no, you guys, you want to go there? Until Yeah, I'm Tell me Quintame Oh man How

Kisiera He wrote up for his mom Did Happy birthday Huangha Yeah, for him Rest in heaven Yes

Heaven Heaven We're not serious. Hit us up right now. Right now. To decide which one of us squatted the most. Oh, yeah.

Big squats. Big squats. Sounds like a fitness page. Yeah. Hey, let me get that. We did a fitness challenge today because I don't know why. We're trying to force ourselves

to be healthy for 2025. And we did squats, all of us. Me, Vic, Angie, Maximo, and Greg. Call us up to decide which One of us stood or squatted the longest, okay? If you guessed correctly, if you guessed the one of us, that was the winner. Yeah. You get tickets to see the weekend, okay?

It's going down at the road to January 25th. Right now, though, we're getting into tech news. Oh, sorry, I'm not up on modern technology. Yes, no. Brownback Martins. Keep your shirt on. It's 225 is different. He's doing pants now.

That's crazy. That is a crime. That's a crime. If nobody reports it, it's not a crime. I will report you. Whoa. That is wild. I'm uncomfortable.

These will go to parks. Apple is being sued for $95 million because they're accused of using Siri to ease drop on the users. Yeah, on Apple users. Apple users, conversations and day-to-day life. Wow. So. Class action lawsuit then. It's a class action lawsuit.

95 million and yeah Apple's been listening to us and it makes sense though so they're admitting to it huh they haven't admitted to it they're being sued for that this class action lawsuit

yes there must be some type of proof people would have to show why they believe that series has been listening to it I mean have you ever like said something around your phone and next see you know there's ads yeah I've already been accustomed to that

the scariest part is when I think of something and then it pops out of that's a scary let's talk about the real scary How does that happen, right? They're in our brains, dude. Do we have a chip inside of us? We might. The scary part is that's literally we are so predictable.

Right. Like, we are just predictable. That's what they want us to think. How? No, they know everything, every move, every route, redrive. Like, do you, have you ever even just got on your car and it knows where you're going and it pulls up the address? Oh, yeah, but I know that's from my history.

People are predictable. That's still. Yeah. You're probably going to take the same route to work. every day. You're probably going to, like, all of these things. You know what I'm saying? Private browser doesn't work?

You're so annoying. It's private between you and every, and the company. Just know that Apple is listening to when you're linking it. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's how you get all the trends of study show that men do this. This is a serious problem now, guys. It is a serious problem.

You have a serious problem. Yeah, okay, so you know how there's, like, if you're looking into getting a puppy and you look at dog breeds, it's, it's a problem. don't tell you which dog breed is a certain has a certain personality has that's just exact way as people like we're as predictable as we predict other things to be like the thing about us is we think we're so unique you know what I'm saying we're one of one bro thoughts you're thinking already always told me that that's special you are but you unique and and a lot of people like you yeah you know what I'm saying we are we are we are unique we are unique we're like snowflakes we're like fingerprints

yeah you are special yeah but we can be predictable in our habits. Yep. And even like what you buy a Target, that gets in some data. You put in your phone number at Ralphs. That's how they know

which coupons to give you, right? And it's similar with your phone. It just trips me out like when they show me like the ads that I'm thinking about it. I haven't even said it. And it's something new. Like Vic said.

Yeah. Because it's not as new as you think. They actually influence your thinking. And there's probably products that you've looked up or that you've bought that are similar to that like that product. So they're just kind of in a way through all the research they do is just this is going to work. Like they're going to like this one. And then electronics talk to each other.

They do. Let's say me and you were talking and I'm telling you about this new thing I'm putting on my hair or whatever. You go home and you're driving and you're thinking about the thing that I put on me and now it's popping up on yours. Yeah. That's why Bluetooth keeps on. Because our phones, even like my algorithm. of my phone is like kind of they do like a Venn diagram Yeah

That's why I want to remember on Greg It gets really creepy in my own HoneyFnex I don't need to stop You need to stop But what they're also saying is with through the settlement Every user Oh yeah

Go back to Siri. Oh yeah Every user And it's not just Siri that does it No it's our VCRs did it Our cable boxes did it Yeah What? The black box I had did it

Yeah Okay But they're saying that you can get up to $20. $20. Big was telling me about a shirt. $20. $20 or $20?

That's wild. They took 10 years of information and they're going to pay $20 for it. Like Vic said, $20. If they lose the, or it, that's what it leaves for us. Yeah, pending the court approval. And that's just because there's so many users. It has to be split up between all of us. Apple will do that forever and ever, never to be able to have that type of information.

Remember when they did the battery thing? Yeah. Like they were like the batteries that before when there was battery. Oh. And then now the software, they've admitted to the software kind of messing up. Yeah, that was also another class action. We should be owed a lot of $20, by the way. That's true.

We should get free phones at least. Honestly, yeah. Just the satisfaction of knowing that like we're not crazy in saying those things. That's enough. When it's like, oh, no iPhone came out. Oh, my phone's messing up. And then people would be like, should have. It's not true.

It's all in your head. And it's like, no, actually, scientifically. It was correct. Yeah. And then even like the eavesdropping. I kind of already knew that. Same. In a way,

you know what I'm saying? Same. Because of like the frequency of like if I would look something up and the ads will come up, all those things. It's like, they're doing what we think they are. When I see people like with their cameras covered. I do that.

I have it. I have it. Yeah. I'm just like like psychos. Like what are you hiding? But then it makes sense. Your little face? You're afraid at the time looking at your little face?

Not my face. That's funny. Ew. Whoa. On your laptop? Bro. My phone's dead. You.

Greg. Gross. Greg is the type of dude that. He mirrors it to his TV so it could be a big screen. You have a projector makes it even better. You live with people. Your mom's room is right next to your room. You have to cross your mom's room to get to your room.

My door's locked, okay? Stay out of my room, mom. You have to cross your mom's room to clean up, bro. Yeah. But Spicy Rose channel is not mute. Have headphones. Greg, have you ever connected to the Bluetooth Act's name? I am.

Crazy. I was like, why did I lose the sound? I was getting really mad. Is the Bluetooth speaker in the kitchen? Turning it up, and turning it up. It's turning it up. Greg! The story was getting good.

Turn that off. Who are you watching in there, Greg? Greg, who is stuck in the washer? I'm sorry. Here you. I'm sorry, Maria. Okay, we thank you for that. Take yes, we're going to get money.

Yes, we're going to get $20. Money. And honestly, like, bro, like, do you, how do I say this? What you're thinking is not so, like, big, like big wild, bro. No, it is crazy, though. Like, I'll be thinking about wings and then wings pop up. No, no, no, but like, I don't know how to say it's true. It's going to be controversial.

I told you. It's scary. Okay. Well, take yes or take no. Take yes. I'm going to get $20. I'm going to save that $20 for gas. For a new phone.

You're another iPhone? Yes. It's your discount. Check it. Okay, shut it out. Check it out my friends. We did our fitness journey. Yes.

And on the line, we have people that are rooting for one of us to have out-squatted the rest, okay? Yo. Hey, yo. Going into this, tell me how confident you were in your squad. I was really, really confident because I'm like, you know, know what? I went yesterday to the gym. I was a little worried. On the treadmill only.

I was not confident. I need to know who's going for who in the calls. I have tiny legs. My back has been killing me. They're going to go ahead and go live. No, we're not going to go live. No, I mean, like, pick up the call and then see what they go for. And then we'll take the next person.

Manuel. Who are you going for? What's up? Let's up. Who are you going for? I'm going for Lettie. Let's go. We got Christina, Christina.

Who are you going for, baby girl? I'm going to say, oh, Greg. Greg. Gregory. Perfect, Greg. All right. Steve, who are you going for? Steve.

What's up, Steve? What up? Good morning, good morning. Who are you going for, Pops? I'm going to go with Angie. Okay, perfect. All right. All right.

Will she be the one to out squat everybody? Lettie and Fullerton. What's up, Tokaya? It's Nani. Good morning from back. Nani. Nani, I am so sorry. They put Letti-N-N-N-T-U-N-N-N-E.

Who are you going for, Nani? No, always. I'll go for Maximum. That's right. Me and Nani. Erin and Fontana, you are going for Victor, okay? Victor. I guess I got Victor.

Let's go. Oh, I guess. Yes. And according to Greg, Vig got a dunk. So, you might say it. He's shaped like Mewto. He's shaped like Muteu. That's according to the game.

I didn't say that. So you can watch our squad challenge, Brown by Morning's 106 on Instagram. You got to check out what, first of all, the sounds that came when we first started. Already, it's already amazing. Do we clench your cheeks or no? Because when we're doing a proper squad. Do we clad your cheeks or no? I never heard of that before.

What are you doing after that, Greg? Do we clanchard your cheeks or no? Did we clench your cheeks or no? Why? My knees were hurting. Why didn't you make that? You sound like you just connected the Bluetooth. Yeah.

Greg, what's going on there? You were watching some. Okay. So, before we tell you who won the squat challenge, here is who was first out. Squat. Yeah, I'm done now. Really? I'm done.

Greg. Yeah. Greg. We, bro. That was like within third. 30 seconds. I had little legs. My legs are chicken legs and they couldn't do it anymore.

Okay. What a week. Who was second out? Oh, you're out too? I'm out. My back here. Victor. Two down.

And it was just Angie, Leti, and Maximo. And the winner of our squat challenge is. Maximum about how big yell. Maxime. Maximo That sound That wasn't anybody clapping

He was just Maximo Jumping for joy Jumping for joy What are you trying to say Vick What are you trying to say? Play it again

Play it again Play it again That's how Wow Maximo. That's how it sounds. Went to the Melvin. Wow.

Shout out to our baby girl that was. I hope it was worth that Marcymo. Yeah, I mean, you know, doing, you know, learning the Melvin. Nani, you're going to go see the weekend. Thanks to, Maximo. Let's go, Nene. Nene, they shoot it. They shoot him.

That's right. That's right. Enjoy that, Nani. Talk about her VDL.