Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 395 "Reciting" Hairline | Brown Bag Mornings (02/10/25)
Episode Date: February 10, 2025See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising....
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop, happy Monday.
That's right.
I'm all my little beautifuls out there that did not skip out on work or school.
Because apparently, one, it's a holiday.
It's like Lincoln's birthday.
The kids are off of school.
Wow.
But not your kids on Maximum.
No.
Dang.
Did they lie to me?
Bro, I think sometimes they lie to me.
Every day they ask them up early and every day they say, oh, we don't have school tomorrow.
They might have teamed up together.
They might have teamed up.
And they want me to take them to Disneyland today.
What?
They're going to tell you it's national taking me to Disneyland.
Dang, what I believe?
Why are so gullible?
Dude, I just Googled it, and it says Lincoln's birthday so on Wednesday.
So what's the day today that my kids have off?
I don't know.
Pupil free day.
I never understood that I meant.
Sure.
The teacher saying, I need a break.
Pretty much after Super Bowl.
I don't know.
I need to check up on that.
Well, a lot of people are like my kids and called off to their responsibilities today.
Apparently, it's like the most called off day the day after the Super Bowl.
I wonder why, though, especially out here in L.A.,
Because the Super Bowl ends like at 7.
Everybody's hung open.
Okay, says the hungover again.
I'm not hungover.
What are you then?
I'm a sick fool.
Yeah, you are literally.
Not even, no, I didn't drink yesterday at the end.
Greg,
Greg, you're sorry.
I had PTSD from ATM Danny last time.
That's why I posted that.
Because he was drinking with me last time.
He posted a big old buzzball half drank.
And I was like, oh, I was my cousin.
Yeah, my cousin.
My cousin drink there.
I heard that before.
Right?
No.
You blame somebody else?
Yeah.
Really cold.
outside. I couldn't. Okay, well, if you didn't call it out, we got you. All right. Hello. Nice to see you. Good morning. Nice to you. Good morning. Good morning. And also shout out to the eagle.
Wait, that was yesterday? That was yesterday. I thought it was a concert.
Stop.
Look at this guy on here. Look at this happy guy over here. Hey, shout at the egos. We have to get home.
You don't even. You let, you let Umberto have his little.
Never.
No, let them.
It's a little celebration.
I would never let them.
Everybody.
Fly, Eagles, fly.
And then to the next part.
It says, on the road to victory.
But not on the road anymore, huh?
You're there.
You there.
Hey.
I can't even hear you.
We're talking to the mic.
Learn how to be in radio.
Also, big up to our guy, Vic.
He's not here right now.
He did the, hey, bro.
I'm starting to think about Vic.
What?
Every time there's like a special day that people take off, he takes it off.
Like a huge event or something like that?
No, it's like it's the day everybody takes off and he took it off.
Yeah.
Last week.
What a quinky dink.
Oh, it was like, hey, don't show up to work.
He didn't show up.
You're right.
He's been playing us.
He's been playing us.
Dude.
I thought, if anything, I thought it was going to be maximum, but it's big.
Why?
He got in trouble for falling asleep the whole show that one time.
He's paranoid ever since.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me?
Yeah.
No, I saved my days.
I saved my days.
For long vacation.
To make a week.
Oh, yeah.
Like a week.
All this morning.
We're going to have a blast this morning.
It's Monday.
So I guess some people are out because they're smart and they took the day off after the Super Bowl.
But then there's us.
Tontos.
And we're here.
Scrolling with Tommy.
Gregorio.
Gregory.
Greg, you look great.
I look great.
Yeah, you look so good.
Sound like Batman.
Yeah.
Right.
The boy is trying to give you a positive affirmation.
so like you don't be drinking your life away.
Greg, you are worthy.
Thank you.
Greg, follow me.
I saw this on a commercial.
I am somebody.
I am somebody.
I may be small.
I'm not small.
But I'm somebody.
But I am somebody.
I may be different.
I'm different.
But I'm somebody.
Boom.
That was the Big Brother commercial.
Oh, that was.
Big Brother.
Big Sister.
Yeah.
In the Super Bowl.
I didn't see that one.
Because you were probably knocked out by then.
No, I wasn't.
I wasn't.
Okay.
Well, that was your whole task.
Yesterday to watch the commercial.
I did watch commercials.
And I had a couple of favorite ones that I wanted to play for you guys as well.
That everybody else else also loved is.
What?
You know what?
I am strong.
Everybody else also loved.
There's another quote that I loved.
What is it?
Like you say my name is, I'm an alcoholic.
Oh, Massimo.
Greg.
His introduction.
Oh, my.
All right.
I'm going to start with number one.
Everybody loved it.
Oh, Greg.
The Stitch commercial.
Yay!
Yes.
Stitch running on the field.
Listen to this.
There's a breaking development.
There's something down on the field.
I see that too.
What is that?
Looks like a koala or a dog or a...
They're all out there right now.
They're trying to catch it.
They're having a real hard time.
They've got trash cans.
This guy's got no chance.
I think they got it.
Nope.
Now he's gone and driving a cart.
Uh-oh.
Watch out for the goal.
Oh.
Luta, Nala,
Krista!
Oh, that thing is indestructible.
That was so good.
That's cute.
That's cute.
That's cute.
Oh, my gosh, that was so good.
So smart.
That was one of my favorite commercials.
At first, it was confusing.
You're like, wait, what's going on?
And then when you catch on, you're just, like, so happy for Stitch to be right.
You walked in the building watching the commercial this morning.
Yes, I did.
Oh, it was.
Wait, you were there?
Full volume watching it.
I was re-watching it because I liked it so much.
Stitch is so cute, too.
Yeah.
As soon as I saw that, I'm like, oh, a little booboo.
Put you in a kitchen.
Yeah.
Another commercial that everybody loved was the Tostino's Pizza Roll commercial, the little alien.
Not my five-year-old.
I didn't see that one.
You didn't see it?
Listen to this.
Thank you for sharing your Tocino's pizza rolls.
No problem.
We'll miss you, Jasmo.
I'll miss you, too.
They're the most snackable pizza of you.
Unfortunately, that's just a part of life.
The door smashes him closed and he's stuck on a door.
The alien passed away.
Yeah, the alien passed away.
That was a commercial.
I didn't know.
I was like, don't like it.
Don't like it.
Just remember stage.
I like how aliens were the hot topic of the...
You're right.
...commercial and of America right now.
Oh, yeah.
True.
You're on to something.
Did you watch the Jesus commercial?
Yes, I did.
Is that in there?
No, it's that.
Oh.
But my favorite commercial of all time is on here.
Oh, which...
No, the Jesus one?
No, not that one.
The Jesus one was really nice, and it actually was like,
how we should all look after each other and love each other.
And then they showed people that were going through struggles
and then other people helping them.
That was the only commercial that I feel touched on the immigration stuff.
Yep.
Oh, wow.
Shout out Jesus.
Yeah, shout out Jesus.
Yeah.
Jesus cares.
Jesus does care.
And he cares about Becky G as well because she made her debut in a Mountain Dew commercial.
She did.
He took his time on her for sure.
She was in his time on her for sure.
It was in this commercial, and everybody's going crazy because of the seals that were in this commercial singing.
Listen to this.
That's Greg.
That's his over iron that he has in the liver.
That's his iron levels are very high and the metal in there.
It's the metal particles from the talk hand.
Yeah.
Yeah, see?
I told you don't be taking down the aluminum, brother.
What are he doing shotgunning all the time?
We'll play the rest of the commercial now.
And by the way, that's not Becky G.
It's singing.
It's a seal.
The seals.
Seal.
Seal.
Multiple.
No, it's sealed.
It's one person.
Seals, multiples.
Oh, my God.
Do you not know who seal is?
Is that what it is?
Seal.
You don't know who seal is.
Yeah, let me go.
Yeah.
Such a great song, like the original.
The 90s hit.
Yes, so Seal is actually a singer, and that's why they made him a seal.
That's a little face.
You just thought it was a bad.
And he was in the bow.
And that's why at the end of the commercial, he's like, that's a great-looking seal.
Because that was him.
Wow.
It just went over your head.
I just watched Becky Jean.
You're just like, everyone's talking about it.
I don't know.
The song that played.
I love Becky Jean.
Shout out, Seale.
I've run into my gas stations like four times.
Shut up.
Yeah, all the time.
Out of here?
So random.
Do you say hi?
I'm always like, what up, Seal?
And I just keep walking.
I always treat people like I know them.
Yeah.
And then I just, and then I just, and then I just keep walking.
I bet you don't know any other part of his name.
That's the only name.
I said, I was like, what up, Seo?
What up, see you?
What up?
And I just saw him.
He's a singer.
He's a legend.
All right.
Happy Monday, February.
What's February?
February 10.
February 10.
Hey, shout out our guy.
Greg, we sent him home.
He's getting a little sick.
I like that he came through.
Tamalito.
He tried.
I like that.
And then he left.
To clocking.
He really did.
He really did.
I saw him at the elevator and I'm like, full you're sick.
Are you going to go home?
And he's like, no, I'm going to.
a man up.
No, no, no, no.
Man.
Yeah, well, he asked me,
he should call that,
I said be a man.
Oh, it was you?
I told him.
He looked horrible.
He looked horrible.
He sound horrible.
He did.
Yeah.
And I know that's already
every day, but more,
more than usual, my guy Greg.
What car does he drive?
More than usual.
He guys are on a Civic?
What color is your brother?
It's black.
It's a black, it's a Black Honest Civic.
Hey, if you see a Black Honest Civic on the freeway and it's Greg,
throw him up the yellow.
Lay sign.
The sign knows that it's Dodger Town, baby.
There you go.
It's like the five, and then let's go to Whittier in our brains.
You take the five.
I honestly don't know how to get there.
Oh, my God.
I need maps.
Yeah, I just know five.
Sorry.
Hey, can you guys pay attention?
Stop being on your left off.
Yeah, I was going to look for the freeways on Whittier.
Okay.
Go, look for him.
Look for him.
If you're doing it.
Yeah, I was.
Have a good day, babe.
I will see you later.
Literally on maps.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, okay.
So it's surrounded by the 6th of 5 of 5 and that's it.
Boom.
If you see that full on those freeways, just throw up the L.A.
I was going to say throw him the bird, but then I'm like, nah, it might not be him.
You might get into a little altercation.
Just throw the L.A.
Just scream at him.
Drink water.
Yes.
Throw some day cool out of him if you had it.
Please.
Tomatel.
Bro, why are you talking?
No, lo, lo, no.
And you need to put the mic to your mouth, brother.
Not on your chest.
Say it's your chest, bro.
The mic to your mouth.
Not literally your chest.
Like, put the mic.
Move the mic.
Umberto, all of a sudden, his team wins.
See?
See, there you go.
There you go.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, my God.
They're probably going to be able to hear Greg before they see him with his loud car.
Oh, he has a loud car.
All right, thanks for snitching on him, bro.
Yeah.
But yeah, if you see Greg in his car on a Civic with his loud car, throw up at the L.A.
Yeah.
Come to go home.
Throw some day quill at him.
Oh, but he took his shout-outs with him.
Oh, Greg.
Greg does the shout-outs?
He took him with himself.
Sorry.
There you go.
Maybe we'll wait for tomorrow if you're going to be like, hey, bro.
Tomorrow's shoutout is going to be like 30 minutes.
All right, let's get into.
Simp or Pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sips.
Yole Maks.
Yesterday, or I think this weekend, was the Super Bowl of SIMPs.
Not just a Super Bowl.
This is the first time ever on Brown Bag.
we do
Simpa of the weekend
Yeah
Simpa the weekend
Yeah
And we're gonna start off
With Offset
Who was
So we have a lot of nominees
Yes we have a lot of nominees
I actually have three nominees
Oh
The first nominee is Offset
And Offset was seen
Driving through New Orleans
Looking for Cardi B
The crazy thing is that
There was also a viral video
Of her going
Where she was twerking
Oh yeah I saw that
She was having a time of her
camera life.
And after that, the video came out where Offsitt was in his in his SUV.
Like a black car.
And you see him kind of like his head popped out the window looking around.
And quote on it said reportedly allegedly allegedly that he was looking for Cardi.
Yeah, I think he definitely was looking for her.
Yeah.
That's our first.
He was looking for her.
But you know what?
Previous to that, he was tweeting like, uh, just had her last week.
Yeah.
My new girl is bad.
Yeah.
And then it's like, that's what makes it seem that you're saying this online.
Yep.
And then you're looking for her.
Cardi B reportedly allegedly is dating an athlete.
So it's like she may have been out there with her man.
So he was literally like where she at.
Stefan Diggs.
She's reportedly allegedly with him.
And so it's like he's hurting.
Oh yeah, he's hurting.
She moved on her.
And in that video, her going viral only adds to it.
Yeah.
And she looks so bomb.
She looked bomb.
Where the kids are?
Is it your weekend upset?
I've been around looking for her.
The nanny making money and I'm just happy for the nanny.
Our next nominee is Travis Kelses' ex, Kayla Nicole, who we had talked about.
She's a sports reporter.
So her job is to be at these type of games.
But it wasn't just her job.
It was her bandwagon fandom for the Eagles.
She actually posted a video where she grabbed all this confetti, which was the Eagles color, the green.
and the white
and she's like blowing it into the camera
and she captioned
they said there's room for bandwagon
Wow
She said there's room
As a Eagles fan
Is there room on the bandwagon?
There's always room
But there's not enough of us
Please come over
No that that's supposedly the
Is it Caesar's Palace?
What is it Caesar Stadium?
That's the name of the place they played at
Bro, you guys don't be watching the Super Bowl for real
Like Cobb or something like
Oh hi Jose
Find the Vizzer's a lot
video.
This is our video editor.
I'm at him right now.
But supposedly that stadium was more full with Eagles fans.
Caesar Superdome.
See?
It was more full with Eagles fans and Chiefs fans.
What?
Yes.
So y'all all made it out there.
Wow.
They're outside.
Including Kelsey's ex-girl?
Yeah, Kaila Nicole.
She was there.
And our next nominee is Eagle fans in general.
Eagle fans
As a staff record label
And as a crew
So there was a study
That they were asking
They asked a thousand eagle fans
A thousand
A thous
Now you think of
Dau
Do you hear it
You listening right now
Do you listen right now
Do you hear it's not just me
And you know what I apologize
Because I know that may be insensitive
Of me too
Make fun of you the way you talk
I make fun of everybody
But I want to tell you this
I grew up with that
My sister would constantly
Check my grammar
And so to us, that was like the joke.
And so that's why I correct everybody's grammar, but that may be rude.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't bother me at all.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, they interviewed them and they asked them,
would you rather find true love or would you rather the Eagles win the Super Bowl?
Okay.
I laugh now, Angie.
I'm getting free.
I know.
It's okay.
You play a lot of time.
I know.
And the results were Eagle fans said that they would rather win the Super Bowl than find true love.
than find true love.
Oh my gosh.
And it was a just, it was 51%
so they just won.
Oh, barely.
49.
Saying that they'd rather win the Super Bowl.
And this was previous to the Super Bowl, right?
So they like interviewed them and was like, hey,
would you rather win the Super Bowl or find true love?
Wow.
Umberto.
We asked it.
Every vote counts.
Every vote counts.
No, what would you prefer?
Stop smiling and weird.
He's just so happy.
He's just so happy to be here today.
We actually asked Umberto, which for us, he represents all Eagle fans.
Yep.
And there's been an Eagles fan like forever.
Like his jacket has Caspa on it.
It's real.
It's like for him.
Yeah.
It's not a new one.
It's not a new one.
It's old.
It's all.
The Dandruff.
Honestly, I bought that jacket on Léwe.
No, bro.
Oh, so you know, my.
What are you going to have?
Layway don't know.
Shut up.
I'm Mervyn.
Leigh, we don't do it.
It's Clarnah.
I would 100% take this.
ball over love.
Oh my God.
The feeling of the Super Bowl and all of that.
Honestly, I felt like because like we took it and it was such a good game.
Like we dominated it.
I don't know.
I wish I'm overwhelmed with joy.
Yeah.
Overwhelmed with joy.
She's sweaty.
Why are you sweaty?
I'm not sweaty, God, I'm not sweaty.
You're shiny.
You're shied.
We need a hit up that girl.
There's a girl on Instagram that thinks you're fine.
Hey, Humber.
I think she has a stigmatism or something.
We got to check.
All right.
All right.
For the simple of the weekend.
Number one is offset looking for Cardi.
Number two is Travis Kelsey's ex-girl.
Clearly, we just the root for the chiefs was with him, would wear all the colors and all of that.
Super supporter.
Now she was supporting the team that was playing him.
Yeah.
And then now she's like, yeah, let me be a Philly fan.
Yeah.
But she's also trolling because she knows what she's doing.
Yeah.
And that's her job, so she's getting paid for it too.
Right.
When she was on her podcast and she was saying she's going to root for the Eagles,
oh, because it's boring when the Chiefs win, right?
She was saying that.
We were like, this is Simp unless the Eagles win.
And then they won.
So I think she was right.
Maybe she got the upper hand on that, you know what I'm saying?
And then the third one is just Eagles fans of the Fed.
All you flyers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
On the Road to Victory.
On the road to all the Fly Eagles fly.
Yeah.
Let's see.
The first ever, Simp of the Week.
Simp of the Week goes to the winner.
A simp of the weekend goes to
Eagles fans in general.
Wow.
They're happy about it.
The biggest sim.
Because you know what?
The chances you find love, one in a million.
Also the chances the Eagles will win the Super Bowl,
but the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
They did.
This feeling, they're in euphoria right now.
They really are.
We beat odds.
Oh.
What was that?
That's him beating odds.
All right.
Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sip, Sip, Sip.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We'll need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Liz needs our help.
Hey, Bromberg mornings.
So I know.
Am I going to have to send you home too much more?
No.
That's his regular voice.
That's my voice.
Okay, I don't know.
I was born like this.
By the way, everyone's out.
Umberto's out.
Umberto's in.
and Jose's in.
We brought in our, what do they call?
Our special teams?
Our reinforcement.
Special teams.
Focus on special.
Special teams.
Jose is here.
Bro, the mic is sideways.
We took the same bus here.
You said it.
You said it.
I did it.
That's crazy.
That's wild.
We take Greg out.
He's sick.
Tamolito.
So he's going home.
Vick knows he plans his.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Freaking Victor.
All right.
What's going on,
Maximum?
Liz, these are help.
She said,
Hey,
Brownback.
So I know this may sound a bit childish, but I need help on how to approach this situation.
So I've been dating my boyfriend for two years now.
He's great.
He's loyal, responsible, and a hard worker.
I love him so much.
But I love him so much, but I didn't have a butt.
So easy.
It's a butt.
I am starting to find him unattractive.
His hair line has been reciting.
And to be honest, receding brother.
Reciting.
Reciting?
What?
The national anthem?
Yeah, his airline could talk.
Receiving.
No, hold on.
Hold on you thought receding was reciting?
Receding.
Yeah, sure.
It's okay.
It probably.
Your airline's reciting.
Yeah, you're right.
And to be honest, I am starting to find him less attractive.
I love the guy, but it's gotten to the point where I tell him to wear a hat when we do it.
Oh.
How you do it?
Just to keep him in the mood.
Because I'm telling y'all.
That's hilarious.
It's bad.
A hat?
She's been watching Magic Mike.
Put a beanie on.
Wrong beanie.
That's crazy.
I know he's insecure about it, so I don't know how to bring it up.
I mean, it's not his fault for his...
You're making him insecure.
Receiving hair.
It's not his fault?
Of course it's not.
But there are treatments he can do, right?
True?
Am I wrong?
For finding him unattractive.
Should I even say something to him?
I don't want him to feel any more insecure than he already is.
P.S.
Please keep me.
Unknown to me.
You just said her name.
Well, she put that at the end.
Well, that's the key it.
Hey, if you ever...
You should learn how to structure a paragraph.
Structure an essay?
Yeah, when you recite it.
All right, hey, if you're sending me in any homie helplines to our DMs,
Brownback Mornings 101 6 on Instagram, and you do not want it to be like us to say your name.
Put that at the top.
Right.
Start up with that.
Yeah.
Put that as a title.
Keep me anonymous.
Hey, Brown Bag.
Anonymous.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, well.
Liz needs our help.
Let's call her something else.
Let's call her, I don't know.
Erica.
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
Oh, Lisa.
Lisa needs our help.
Lisa needs our help.
Lisa needs our help.
Lisa.
Yeah.
Lisa.
Her man is getting uglier to her.
They've been together.
Yeah, that boy, losing his hairline.
Oh.
How does that make you guys feel?
As guys, yeah.
As guys, yeah.
I'm okay with it.
You look great, bro.
You have?
I have a lot of hair, though.
Yeah, you do.
So, like, when I grow my hair out, you can't even
I can't see it.
But I mean, I did used to have like a nice lineup back of the day.
When I was young, I'm not a kid anymore.
This is when they look at their high school photos like, ah.
They still think they look like that guy.
Yeah, but.
It's okay.
She don't love this, dude.
That's one he's just said she's been with him for two years.
No, she don't love him.
I see this a lot opposite.
I love my girl.
She just gave that.
That's true.
Oh, I'm just not attracted to her.
She's been good.
I love my girl, but my coworker skinnier.
She has a co-worker.
workers what you're saying.
That's what you said.
With a good hair line.
No, all you're supposed to lose your hair.
But a lot of guys wear hats.
Yeah, bro.
You don't want to be like Spike Lee and be wearing a hat.
All the time.
I know.
Like, imagine you're in the mood.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
She grabs a hat, puts it on you.
She could be playing it off like road playing or something.
Every time?
Or only go with him when his hats on.
Like it's a certain times his hats on.
Oh, I'm, I really want to right now.
And then he has to turn it backwards?
Yeah.
It's a move?
It's a move?
It's a move?
have different hats.
Like Ash,
catch him?
Yes.
All right, as men,
I have,
how many do I have in here?
One, two, three.
Two in Roberto.
Two and Umberto.
Oh,
that's messed up.
You leave him alone.
Look at my life.
Oh,
you know,
he did the little art.
He's not helping his case.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
I see like little fighting.
She's so cute.
He's so cute.
So easy to pick him.
Okay.
So.
So.
as guys in here
are you
I guess when
when do you notice like
dang my hair is gone
or like it affects you like that
you fools
you know it's funny
because I do have a patch
like in the back of my head
where I don't have hair
and I try so hard to hide it
like I'll let my hair
That's why he wears a beanie all the time
What?
Really?
I'm not kidding
It's like a small one
but I like comb my hair
so you can't see it
Oh chiquito
You know what uncle said to me one time
What?
Yeah,
yeah he'll be the chikla of la Paleta
You can see the gum in the lollipop
Because you know how
Gums in the center
Yeah
That's crazy
I've never heard that thing
Where?
In the back of your head
Or the top
The top
Oh my little
This is affecting a lot of guys
I blame my family
My uncle
He said to tell me to turn around
He used to be like
I'm going to put a quarter in the back of your head
I hate it
Trauma
Is that what you wears beanies in like 110 degree weather?
Yeah, Humbert?
A little bit, yeah.
A little bit, yeah.
Escondedla.
They say, like, the one in the back of the head, it's always someone else that tells you about it.
Oh, because, like, someone else sees it.
That makes sense.
Oh, that sucks.
I mean, there's different ways of it happening because there's dudes, like, line up like me.
Mine's the front.
There's dudes that have the back of the head.
And then there's dudes that get, like, patches.
Which one's the word?
I think like the the the center I don't know what it's called yeah yeah like the back the back
what is this called I don't know I was gonna reference something but I'd rather not and good
like the crown cranium it's just the back of the head yeah the back top of the head yes uh do you guys
look at your dads and be like uh like I if he's there do you look at your dad's and be like ah my hair is
gonna be like that yeah he's he has a he has a he has a he has a
a lot of hair, but it's just thin.
So I'm like, I'm going to look like this guy.
What about you, Emberto?
Oh, like, I have to drive second
to see my dad.
Okay.
All right.
I just mean, like, his hair.
Yeah, I'm very.
There's pictures, real.
It's a face time.
You have memories, don't you?
Jose, Joseito.
Yeah, I'm like a spinning image of my dad.
Really?
The gum shows in his...
Yeah.
Well, part of the...
This whole head.
He'll get it.
Hey.
Hey, Lisa, you're messing all the guys up.
Not me.
I'll go bald and join the gang, homie.
Whoa.
Shame it all off.
Yo, you can go full.
See, this is why you get with a guy later on in life, so you see what it is.
Don't get them at their prime?
Get them at their like, yeah, their down greeting.
And it's funny because she's like, there's treatments he can do, right?
Yeah, you got money like that?
That's bread, baby girl.
That's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money.
I don't know.
Why you're looking at me?
Like, if I know somebody you're doing it.
That's rude.
That's really rude at you.
That's really rude at you.
I looked at everyone here.
He looks straight at me.
Wow.
Like if I could text someone and find out, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's your best friend.
Because people go to Turkey for that, so that's what I was thinking.
Who's people? Why do you look at Letti?
I don't know.
I don't even want to look at it.
Don't even look at me.
I'm not.
I was going to say, like, there's shampoos, right?
Why are you looking your way?
Why are you blocking your eyes?
Oh, you guys.
Isn't that what a rogings were?
All that stuff.
I don't believe, I don't know if that works.
I don't know.
Right, there's three guys in here.
Yeah.
Your hair is, I'll have admitted hair falling out.
You'd have to have tried something.
Yeah, something.
No.
I've never-
I've ever.
Yeah, what did you try, Hosephi?
It's like a prescription you get, but it affects your fertility.
Oh.
So you took it?
I took it for a while and it actually helped.
Good.
But then I was like, uh.
What?
You want another U?
I'll not have to be one day.
Oh.
I want another U to exist.
Hopefully he'll help you with the videos editing on this.
818-5-2059.
Oh, my God.
What should Lisa do?
Lisa loves her man except...
No, she don't.
But she don't like how he looks.
She loves her coworker with a lineup.
No, she does not like that.
His hair...
And that's just aging, bro.
Like, we're all going to get crazy.
Imagine, oh, yeah, I love my wife, but she started getting wrinkles.
Oh, I love my man, but he can't...
Like, his knees don't work anymore.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that's going to end up happening.
Yeah.
Lisa.
She's in love with a co-worker with a hairline.
Hey, we don't know.
No, no.
Don't be having extras, bro.
Okay, no.
Lisa needs our help.
She loves, quote-unquote, her boyfriend of two years,
but he's currently losing his hair,
and she's trying to figure out why she's unattracted to him now.
No, she knows why.
Yeah, she doesn't.
Maximo, are you here today?
No, she's not trying to figure it out.
She don't love this guy, that's the truth.
She does love him.
She doesn't know how to tell his fool that...
Yeah, she's trying to figure out...
He needs to fix his hairline.
How to not hurt his feelings at the same time.
Yeah, because she knows that.
that he's insecure about that.
Which is a tough situation because
it's out of his control.
Well, that's what she's like, well, there's remedies, right?
Expensive ones.
Turkey, there's also
I mean, flying.
You can go to Tijuana now.
TJ?
Yeah, you can do it TJ.
Yeah, you can ask your barber to do the
fiber spray?
The fiber spray?
It's doable.
It's doable.
Yeah.
There's things.
You can make it work.
Yeah, there's things.
This is something that I often see
guys feel about women that they're with.
Like, oh, she just don't look the same.
And it's like, you're getting older.
Like, I guess that's why you're not supposed to get what the person you were attracted to in the first place.
You're supposed to get with them for their mind, all right?
Right.
It's their feelings.
Yeah, money.
No, money you can run out, brother.
Yep.
Oh, that's screwed.
Their morals.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They are.
They're talking about this.
I had, I didn't see.
Like, my abolita didn't tell me this.
My oldita was like, ah.
Maybe those stresses, but I saw this in like a reel or something back in the day.
It was probably like a photo bucket quote or something.
Yeah.
And it's like marry someone you can have a conversation with because when they're old,
both of you are going to look different, but that conversation can stay the same.
Like someone you could be sitting down and you're rocking chairs having a convo with.
That makes sense.
That's why I married a podcaster named Hoareepenich.
I'm just kidding.
He's not a podcaster.
That's funny.
That makes sense because even when I went to a Salvador.
Good convo.
My grandpa is in a maka and he can't really walk that well.
And then my grandma has like a...
A wheelchair?
Like a cane.
Uh-huh.
So she can't walk well.
So they literally sit in the corner most of the day and talk to each other.
That's amazing.
That's beautiful.
It really is.
They're able to communicate and stuff.
All they do is talk.
I know, but through all these years, they're still together.
Yes.
They don't fight at all?
Well, my grandma recently got like a little dementia, so she forgot him for like a month.
And she would be like, who is this man?
Yeah, make a joke now.
See?
Yeah, make a joke about my grandma.
She'll forget it.
Go.
Do it, hurry.
You'll have 10 minutes.
Don't worry.
She's back.
She's good.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
But yeah, it's crazy to see because, I mean, they don't care about their looks.
So over there.
I'm my little young ones.
Oh, that cute guy.
Yeah, he's going to lose his hair.
Oh, that fight girl.
Oh, yeah.
She's going to gain like 35 pounds, okay?
You should still want to love them if you have a good combo with them.
Okay?
For their feelings.
Right.
was there?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Love him for his conversation.
Yeah.
For their mind.
And their humor.
But she is, she's feeling it.
She's like, bro, I love this guy.
But it's just like, oh my God, I'm looking at him.
Like, ooh.
And maybe she's just looking at him for how he looked before.
So she's comparing.
Right.
True.
Because honestly, like, the hair line is nothing crazy.
Yeah.
Face is the same.
Yeah.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
He could go bald.
That sucks.
I mean, I'm sure for Christmas and his birthday is all he's getting his hats.
from her?
Dang, you're right.
According to her, she doesn't know that he knows or that
She said something about putting the hat on him but not knowing
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that they roll.
Well, she didn't say role play, but pretty much when they're doing it
that she tells them like, oh, put a hat on, but he doesn't know.
Yeah, and she's trying to find a way to tell him, but
without her.
I don't want to make him feel any more insecure than he already is.
All right.
So in a sense, he's already insecure.
Would you think, wow.
Ro played.
She hates him.
my hair line or would it be obvious to you do you think it's obvious to him right now how she's
feeling i mean she said every time they yeah yeah yeah yeah oh he's picking up on it on it
come on every time oh here throw this hat on like bro ski mask on he should be like he should be like here
throw this bag on and revenge on her yeah okay carlitos carlito's way is on the line hey carlos
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Why are you giggly?
Because this who said throw a bag over.
You did.
This is people that they love.
They both love each other.
Revenge, bro.
Don't hurt each other.
What do you think, bro?
I think she should just shave his head.
Just go bald.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So like that she could twerk on his head, rubber.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, bye.
Bye.
He took it to a whole different.
level like what is she
Carlos you wow
bro
she don't work at Sam's
I know
just shave it
that's it just lean into it
I mean at a certain point
you don't have a choice
unless you're gonna invest
and sometimes even the investment
doesn't even work
that's not your choice to make
that's not like the girl's choice
if he wants to shave
yeah for sure
that's on him
but I'm saying like let's say
they come they talk about it
and then he's like okay let me try
transplant
Let me try other things.
You know what, babe.
It's a lot of money.
You know what, babe?
I've always wanted a baldy.
Can you?
You want to try it?
I've always wanted them bad.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Oh, boy.
My chui, yontas.
Chewy, take the wheel.
Okay.
Christina.
Christina and Hothorn.
What's our, Christina?
Christina.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good morning.
Morning, Christina.
We're new Eagles fans.
What about you?
No me.
They're yours.
Yes, I am a new Eagles fan.
See,
Fly, eagles fly
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
All right
Christina talk to us
What would you tell Liz
Lisa Lisa
Lisa has a man and she loves him
But his hairline started receding
So she was like
Oh my god
He's so gross now
And she wants to know how she could
I guess get over that
Or help him see that
He's getting ugly
To her
Well, I went through this in the beginning of my relationship, and I would say to, I would say to her that if she really, you know, like, likes him and loves him like she said she does for the past two years, I think she should either leave him and stop wasting his time or he could compliment him and make him feel more secure.
Yeah.
Like, it shouldn't be about you at this point.
You should be like his support system at this point.
Right.
Exactly.
Like, you guys are already locked in.
It's been two years.
but I think now it's like her time to, you know, make shine, make him feel like, you know, even more attractive than he did when he did have hair.
I like that.
That's nice.
Did you do that when your man turned fito?
Well, when I first met, I've been with my boyfriend for six years, but when I first met him, I was always like, he was always wearing hats.
And I didn't really understand why I was in his.
Oh, you got hat-fished.
I was like, maybe he's just a hat guy, right?
Because it looks good on him.
And then, like, over time, like, he started to, like, show.
me and like tell me and I was like oh I was like that's what you were high I'm like that's fine
I'm like you still look good like I'm like nothing your hair I'm like your hair loss or whatever
your hair like that you have I'm like that's not going to stop me from being with you I'm like you're
a great guy I'm like even to this day even to this day I compliment him and I look at him and I'm like
god you're so handsome like I don't know what I would do without you why you're
good girlfriend I'm like oh christina lie it's like I promise you I promise you I promise
You promise you, I would not lie to you guys.
I, even to this day, I'm...
No, but are you lying to him?
No, not at all.
No, no, no, no.
You still think he's fine.
And even when I compliment him, he goes, no, like, are you sure?
Like, and I'm like, I'm a hundred percent, sir.
Like, I would not lie to you about...
There we go.
Because I know he's already insecure, so I'm like, I got you.
Like, you're good.
Wow.
And then he buys you a new purse?
Is that how you get it?
You said, what?
He bought me a one?
And then he...
And then he pays all your bills?
Yes, exactly
Wow
I need to do that
This proves
What?
Shut up
Her dude
Oh wait
Why
Because it's like
How
Like I feel like she already
Find them unattracting
Just remember this
When the table's turning
We get a homie hopline
Of the guy being like
Yeah bro
I just
I'm not attracted to her anymore
And I say
Yeah just remember you said that
Just like
The other time
Register
When they told the guy
It was okay to go through
The girl's phone
And then the girl came
Yes, you all did.
I took a vote.
All the guys did.
I took a vote.
Oh, and I did too.
And you're like, yeah, if you feel suspicious, you should look through her phone.
And then a girl hit us like, hey, I looked through his phone.
Why'd you look through his phone?
That did happen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't remember?
All right.
No, it was definitely, I took a vote.
I did a democracy.
There's a real about it.
There's a real about it.
Hopefully Jose can find it.
That he can find it?
Yeah.
I know.
Oh, you guys.
Well, he said it, not meful.
Fight him.
All right.
Brian.
Brian.
Brian.
Brian, are you Salvi?
Brian?
I am.
I'm half and half.
I'm just like, I told you.
Me and Maximo, too, supposedly all Salvi's named a kid Brian.
It's crazy.
When you guys were doing the Olympics, I was like, damn, you probably chose my name.
That was probably talking about me right now.
Yeah, DJ Brian.
All right, bro.
What would you tell Lisa?
All right, so what I want to tell her, well, what I'm actually going to do is instill a little bit more confidence in our boy.
Oh.
Because what I feel like is happening here is she's probably stressing him out, and that's why his hair line is receiving.
Oh, blame her.
It's her fault.
It's my genetics?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, how is she going to do that to him?
You know, like, oh, I'm going to put a hat on.
That's crazy.
That's why I love her.
Yeah.
So that's what I want to do is just tell my boy, you know what?
Get a little more calm yourself, you know what I mean?
And you got to leave her, dump her.
She ain't worth it.
Yeah, I don't think she's letting him listen.
But if he worked to, that's what you would say.
Like, just dump her.
And you know what?
I mean, like, let's not big ourselves up so much.
Like, there's probably stuff about you that he don't find attractive, but he's like, whatever.
That's my girl.
You get the good and the only thing.
And I'm sure she wouldn't want to know.
The stuff he doesn't find attractive.
You know what I'm saying?
That wouldn't make any growing up here.
But they're still there.
They just look at the girls that do have it on Instagram.
And it's on their for you page.
Yeah.
And then it gives you a little syndrome.
It's okay.
Whatever.
Not talking for a own experience.
Oh, okay.
I don't know that happens.
But I am getting a BBL soon.
All right.
All right.
Mike from Ohio.
We'll start a line.
Mike.
Mike.
We'll start a line?
What?
Nothing.
You're going to start a line?
No, I didn't say that.
You said that.
A BBL line?
Yeah.
I am.
What?
Fix your hairline first.
All right.
It's not a good business.
Mike from Ohio.
Mike.
You should know.
Yeah, what's up?
Hold on.
My husband will beat your butt.
I never said your husband.
Why would I go?
My hairline?
You're very knowledgeable.
Who are you talking about?
You're very knowledgeable.
I have a perfect hairline.
Maximo, you're not making this.
Oh, my God.
Acquirt.
You know what I mean?
Let's just say quiet until he says sorry to him.
I never said him.
Sorry to everyone that's ever had it that fell bad about my joke.
Thank you, man.
But why'd you say I should know?
Why would I know?
Because you're very knowledgeable.
That makes no sense.
Yeah, how?
I really don't know about it.
I was all asking about you guys.
It's a men problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you mean it hits home?
Yeah.
Huh?
What do you mean it hits home for me?
No, for me.
You didn't have a airline.
You're going to have me rolling 60 real soon.
Anyway, all right.
Let's go to.
I don't know.
Let's go to Mike from Ohio.
Those who get it, get it.
All right.
Mike.
What's up?
What's up, what's up, Mike?
What's going on?
What are you doing over there in Ohio?
Why are you giving us here?
Morning voice, isn't it like 12 p.m. over there?
True, true, true.
It's only about to be here.
It's 11.
It's cold, but it's only 11.
All right.
Talk to us, Mike.
First of all, how did you even hear about us?
Is this so cool?
Yeah, it is.
I found you guys on TikTok.
You know, I found the podcast first.
And then, you know, what's following.
And then later on, I heard about the radio station.
Let's go.
Okay.
Yes.
Go, brother.
Daily content.
Not just every week with,
I heard about the radio station.
You know, I found it.
And, you know, I was just like, you know, I relate to what you're saying.
And, you know, I feel it.
So I listen every day when I'm at work.
Let's go, Mike.
And everything like that.
So I just love y'all.
Oh, appreciate you.
That's so nice, Mike.
What would you tell Lisa?
She should just embrace it, you know.
I mean, they're done.
he can do about it.
I mean, she just should embrace it.
You know, if he's got a good facial hair, she should just like, you know what,
you line that up, you take him, you know, go balls and you just stick with it, you know,
because she wouldn't, she wouldn't want to, he wouldn't, she wouldn't want to want him to be like,
look, you're getting fat, you know, you throw that bathroom ball before we go.
Turn off the light before we go.
Yeah, she definitely wouldn't like it.
That's true.
So, you know, she should, she just embrace it, you know, you already been with this,
for two years.
If you really love them like you say you do,
I mean, just stick with it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I mean, in general, like, there's, you know,
there's a market for every type of person, right?
And then there's people,
there's girls that like bald dudes.
Yeah, but this fool's not bald.
You guys are trying to make him bowling.
You're not going bald and your hair lines reciting.
Yeah.
Well, soon, if it gets there, I'm going to go bald.
No, you please don't go bald.
Can we take
Maximo, please don't go bomb,
bro.
I'll stand next to my brother
and we're going to post them
on my blog.
No, thank you.
Ew.
Can we take a picture
of your hairline?
Can I have a picture
of your hairline?
It's right.
Yes, go for it.
Stop being so angry,
Maximo.
You're the nice one.
Can we take a picture
of your insecurity?
Yeah.
Right.
No, because it's over here
talking about it
if he's actually going to go bald
so I was going to say
take a picture of your hairlight
if it's bad
then have the people saying
like here,
Maximo.
No one's going to tell me
what to do it when it's my time.
Mr. Potato Head if you don't have.
Do I have a weird head shape?
Yes, you do.
I don't know.
I think we both do.
We both do.
It's part of being Mexisalvi.
Never met a Mexedorian with a good head shape.
I've never thought about that, but.
We're like in between Aztec and Mayan, they squish this together and our head just does like that.
Do you ever see bald people where you're like, damn, bro, your head is weird?
Never.
No.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
All right.
Stacey.
And for that reason, Carmen's going to get you if you go bald, fool.
Yeah, don't.
I know.
It's really going to get me.
So is my husband.
I'm on my way.
All right.
Stacy from Hyper City.
Stacy.
Oh, hi.
Hi, Stacey.
Hi.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I feel like she needs to tell him before she cheat.
I feel like she's going to.
Bro.
Bro.
What?
She's already like making him be somebody else in the bedroom anyway.
And that's like like, like dudes when dudes to be like, oh, hit it from the back.
So you don't have to see his face.
Like that's like what she's doing.
So, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, Stacy.
If my dude asked me to hit it from the back that means he's about to cheat.
No, but dude, he don't want to see her face.
Yeah, I know.
Nobody.
So if you don't want to see my face about to cheat soon?
That's what you're in playing right here.
No, what I'm saying is she's already losing, like.
It feels good, right?
It does feel good when your dude's attracted to you or.
Oh, I thought from the back.
Like, that's like, for real.
Yeah, I got nothing made there.
No, that's for real.
So, like, I feel like she's already, like, it's not role playing.
She's literally, like, already.
technically cheating on him by making him be something he's not in the bedroom.
So she needs to tell him so he can fix it.
He can fix that.
I like you.
That's exactly what Lisa was saying.
KPWR, H2,
1, Los Angeles, Power 106.
We're inside the homie help line.
Look at me resetting.
Stacy, Stacy, you also said, yeah.
Okay, so Lisa, her man is losing his hair.
She's feeling like she's not attracted to him anymore.
And she's like, am I wrong for that?
And then you're saying you got to tell him so that he knows.
And you actually have, you said, says right here,
your notes. Your man lost his
side tooth.
Yeah, and I told him.
What'd you tell him?
I don't want to see any windows
when you smile. What did you?
If you love somebody, you're transparent.
You'd be like, yo, this ain't it.
You know that you know you're going to grow old
with them, yada, yada, yada.
And honestly, yeah, you do want to, like,
be attracted to them. You don't want to get in that
place where you're no longer attracted to them.
Like, yeah, it's good to have conversation, but it's good to
to have sex, too.
Yeah.
And so you're not like feeling them.
You need to be like fixed our tooth.
You don't want to be on the passenger seat and watch him smile from the side and then
you see the gap.
I'm trying to tell you.
Don't act like we don't got dental care.
Like, don't act like I don't take care of you.
Like, don't act like that.
There's no excuse for that.
Wait, did he go fix it?
There's no excuse for it.
Did he go fix it?
Yes, he did.
Okay.
Okay.
We are not going in public like we ain't got to us.
We ain't got to do it.
Stacy
I'm missing a tooth
Stacy I'm missing the side tooth too
Look I'll add you to my insurance
We can do this
We could do this
You are too good of a person
I'm missing too
Leave that for the bad people
I love you Stacy
The bad people
I'm lazy
You guys make my morning
Thank you guys so much
You're waking me up every morning
I appreciate you
Hold on the line mamacita
Hold on the line.
Oh my. She is amazing.
She is amazing.
She is way too funny.
I love her.
Yeah, she's honest.
I love her.
It worked.
We got to help who do something about that.
Lucky, I am missing a sight too.
And I feel very, no, like, insecure.
Insecure?
But Hold has never told me that he's not attracted to me anymore.
Nah.
But maybe that's why all on his four-you pages, girls with good smiles.
Maybe that's why.
You can't even tell.
Yeah, but when I do like this.
You can't even tell.
Yes, you can't, girl.
You just did it.
Jose, can you tell?
I could only tell because you pointed it out to me.
Yeah, now that you pointed it out, I wouldn't see it.
No, before I couldn't see it.
It's like, it was like all the way to the back.
Look at my back.
This reaction.
Look at my chest.
Don't look at my boots.
That's how I know no one's looking at my smile when I talk.
Wow.
And I don't correct them either.
Stay there, stay there.
It's a good of you.
All right.
But I will say I was waiting.
for the new year so that my dental can reset.
Now that implants are going to be implanting.
Come on, full smile.
I fell in when I saw my bell and I was like, wow, I went to the doctor that many times.
Yeah.
With his yentis, bonitos?
Jerez, Joree from Pekoyma.
Jorge.
What up?
Good morning, brown bag.
Good morning, Jorge.
How on?
First of all, what's up with Oberto's voice?
He got a little more bass in his voice now.
Umberto?
He sounds taller.
He sounds taller?
Because his team won.
His team one.
He went out to get the groceries right now,
but we're going to tell him that you complimented his voice, I guess.
True.
What's up, Poquay-Mihills?
What would you tell Lisa?
Her man, his hairline is receding.
She's feeling unattracted to him.
And then she's feeling bad for feeling unattracted to him.
But she went so far as to have him wear a hat while they're intimate.
And she's just like, what should I do?
Like, how should he fix this?
Because I'm feeling unattracted.
no this is crazy after two years of something that he can't control like that from his
hair line um that's crazy that relationship started rocky from the get-go it was superficial um
because if it was if it was if the ball if it was on the other hand if like you'd say like you're saying
well i'm not attracted to come to my lady because of her teteas are sagging then we're having a whole
different conversation yeah yeah and he was all mad over there so yeah yeah that relationship's
checked out like i said she already she already asked somebody a little co-worker husband
Oh my God.
Why do you guys go to that?
Because what does she go to?
Exactly.
You guys are just telling on yourself, respectfully.
Yeah.
And Maximo don't talk right now.
By being like, yeah, you know what?
He wants something on his side already.
He has a wait.
She has a lady.
Yeah.
Because that's what you guys do.
No, she's comparing him to somebody.
She knows.
No, she's comparing him to who he was.
The before him.
But I will say, this is one of the many things that's going to start happening in this man's
life as he's growing up.
So if already you're not too attracted to the guy who's his hairlines receding, wait till he starts graying.
Wait till, like, you know what I'm saying?
All of that.
No, like in his like, your beard, but.
Down there gray's too.
His beard.
His beard, his mustache, his broochia.
Yeah, see?
His arm hair, his chest hair.
Armipid hair.
Yeah.
Wait, arm's till he gets.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm like, wait until he starts getting gout.
Or wait till his knees don't work.
You know what I'm saying?
You like that one.
Wait till the knees don't work.
That happens to you, fools.
Does it?
I hope not.
Yeah.
Are your knees still good right now?
Very good.
What's not?
What I'm not?
What?
When he's a knee replacement surgery?
That happened.
It's another.
Anyway.
That's just age.
Just age.
Yeah.
You're getting old.
You start losing your hair, I guess.
Stuff happens.
So if you're already unattracted to him,
the physical part of him is going to,
you got the best two years ago.
Not going to lie.
Everyone just has to meet like their in-laws.
And then that's how you.
That's why they're going to turn usually.
Dang.
Yeah.
So, if they're a bit of a cordita.
How's your in-law?
They just told me you check out your mother-in-law.
I don't check her out, but I'm observant.
Is that why you tolerate her?
Huh?
Is that why you tolerate her?
You tolerate her.
Yeah, she's cool.
How cool.
Very cool.
All right.
All right, 8185-2-109.
We're helping Lisa.
Lisa.
Lisa has a man.
The man is having no hair.
His hair line is receding
Or like Maximo says reciting
And she's trying to figure out
How do I
She's trying to talk, help
She's traumatized
Definitely doing that
She says
Am I wrong for finding him unattractive
Should I even say something to him
I don't want to make him feel any more insecure
Than he already is
Lisa
We changed her name
She wanted to be anonymous remember
Yeah
Her boyfriend is losing his hair
Yeah
She's finding him unattractive
Yep
also making them wear a hat when they get busy.
That sucks.
So she's going through it, but she knows he's going through it too.
And she's like trying to figure out her feelings.
Like is it bad that I am going through like it that I'm feeling like this?
I don't think we can like make her feel bad for like those thoughts.
But it's like remember like go back to center.
Like remember why you got with this fool.
Yeah.
You know, I hope it wasn't for his nice hair.
No.
She's saying that he's loyal, responsible, hard worker and that she loves them.
But she obviously cares about looks.
Yeah.
Like that's something she, it seems that she cared about since the beginning.
Yeah.
Regardless of everything else that he offers.
Mm-hmm.
You should be attracted to your partner.
Yeah.
I feel like that was priority.
It may have been.
Because if it was, she doesn't seem like she's dropping him really easily.
She's definitely like, I know he's insecure.
I want to just figure this out because he's there.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Let's go to Andrew from Downy.
What's up, Andrew?
Drew.
What's up?
Let's see. What's up? What's up?
Andrew, talk to us. What would you tell Lisa in this situation?
I would tell Lisa to, if she really loves him, like she said she loves him.
But I agree with Maximo she don't.
Oh, my God.
She has to pay for his hair transplant, you know?
Yeah.
How's your hair right now?
If she really does love it.
My hair?
I got a full head of hair. She could call me if she wants.
No, you know? Why? How old are you right now?
A 20-26.
Wait two years
That's what it starts
28
For real
Let's say you get with a girl right now
Right
And again like you hit your 30s
And it's just not
Like you're like
Oh dang like
This hairbrush is like going further
Like I just started back and back
You're barber selling you
April
You know that's the person
Your buyer tells you the first
They're the first one
Oh the barber
Yeah they're like
Hey man
You're losing your hair
My barber always said you
He told me that.
I was like, be quiet, man.
You want to try this airbrush, bro?
On the airbrush.
So do you, I guess, would you feel hurt if your partner started being like,
I don't think I'm as attracted to you as I thought I was.
Where the hat?
I would just start saying negative stuff towards me.
Okay, all right.
Try to even the board, yeah.
Your free shirt, 26.
Yeah.
You don't like my hair.
Well, guess what?
You should start shaving yours down there.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
This is her back?
You guys, come on.
Don't do that.
That's not the solution.
No.
Yeah.
It's not the solution.
What is the solution, Maxima?
The solution is.
If Daniela just told us on the side, like, oh, I love him, but.
She said I'm on the truck then.
We're like, yo, sorry, man.
Just time to call it quits.
No, you have two kids.
I'm kidding.
Give her another kid to the man called.
No.
Now, you return it.
You for sure return the kids?
You can't.
You return the...
The diss?
Yeah, you return the this.
That way then she needs your self-esteem.
You get your self-esteem together.
You got to humble them.
And then you guys find yourself at the bottom.
Yeah, we're like, stop acting like you're Angelina Jolie over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the way, your girl is perfect.
She is perfect.
So you have nothing to say.
Yeah, God took his time.
Yeah, but you would have nothing to say to her.
No, I wouldn't.
All right.
Is this nena, nena?
Nena.
Nana.
Hey, is your name short for anything?
Maria Elena.
Maria.
Maria.
Wow.
Wait.
All one word.
Not two words.
So all one word.
Maria.
Maria is one word.
Yeah.
And then Nena's the short end.
That's so cute.
That must have sucked in kindergarten.
You're learning this player name.
Oh, yeah.
She's a laugh on a long old name.
Nena, talk to us.
What would you tell Lisa?
Yeah, no, he wants.
It's simple.
Yeah, no he wants.
She doesn't.
Or else she would, our emotions are driven, our attraction is driven on emotions as women.
True.
Because the minute that we emotionally saw feeling something for somebody, our physical attraction starts to decline.
Nena.
With your lindos'hows.
You're your eyes.
That's a song.
It says, Nana, Ney.
No one ever knows that song.
I know.
I think it's by El General or someone.
It's like that area.
So I feel like it's simple.
Nena, you said it's, like he used to.
You said it's so perfect.
All the other guys, like the guys, they don't get it.
But I get it when you said it.
I get it when Nena said it because, again, we'll think the feito is the cutest thing in the world.
And even our home girls will be like, bro, he looks gross.
That's true.
Yes.
But he's like, why do you like him?
And it's like, because we'll find the ugliest thing cute because we love that stupid little ugly thing that cheats for no reason.
But it's still so cute.
Exactly.
Right.
The moment I start thinking he's ugliest because already I've been.
The work husband.
There is the work husband or at least somebody.
I'm telling you.
Hey, Nana, te pass.
Thank you, Nana.
So we should tell Lisa right now.
Hey, Lisa, we know there's someone else.
Get with that full.
She's comparing someone with that full.
She just hasn't connected the dots yet.
But once she does, she's going to be like, oh, that's what it was.
I think you connected the dots for her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because that's where it starts.
You're welcome.
Thank you, Nana.
Thank you, Nana.
You get it perfectly.
Bro, no, she, that makes so much sense.
Look, that's so much.
That's where it starts.
And then after that she starts, she's going to start finding other things she doesn't like.
Start trying to be like Nana.
For real.
I said what Nana said.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
In a harsher way.
Like, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Okay.
She said the word emotion.
Like, your man is so ugly.
Like, he's gross.
And you like, four eyes, like all that.
Stop.
Yeah.
But you're like, see, see.
He's so cute with his little glasses.
I have glasses too.
I can make fun of him.
But that thing is.
I didn't know.
I didn't know how to dress.
All he wears the L.
LA had thinks he's cool.
He thinks he's from L.A.
He's not.
No, he's not.
He was born in the L.
Where's his address?
His address.
What city?
Don't say the address.
In Upland.
She's about a city.
I'm like, don't say the address.
I did know it.
Yeah, she does know it.
But he's so ugly.
But in my eyes, he's perfect.
See?
Oh my gosh.
But then once you start being like,
oh, his mustache hair is getting to me.
Then I'm like, oh, yeah.
Yeah, you're little.
Wait, does he have a hairline?
Does he have a hair line?
He has a hair line, yeah.
If he lost it, would it change?
No, because to me, he's perfect.
There you go.
Lisa, don't love it.
Yeah, Lisa, I'm sorry.
I was trying not to feel like the guys fell, but yeah.
But it makes perfect sense now.
All right, well, we solved that.
Break it with him.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
I hate that this has gotten so bad.
What, what?
That there has to be a warning about it.
What?
From the USPS to all you fools,
you Jose, Maximo, hopefully not you.
Greg, who's probably going through it right now as he's sick.
Umberto, who's probably going through it right now,
answering phones.
You listening, fool, stop giving girls online money.
That's it.
Oh, that's good.
USPS is saying, hey, there's so many romance scams on the internet
that you fools fall for, you need to stop.
All right, if you've never contacted a girl,
like, or if you all of a sudden get with a girl and follow in love fast,
And then it's always like, oh, yeah, what's your banking account number or whatever?
Don't do it.
It's probably some fool that just wants to get money off you and it's working.
They usually say they're behind on bills or their phone bills.
They usually need a phone bill.
But they'll have met you last week and riszed you up.
And then all of a sudden, oh my God, she gets me like nobody else does.
She really thinks that I'm the one for her.
She's going through a lot right now, though.
Her mom is sick.
Oh, my God.
USPS came out and be like a lot of these romance scams.
happening now for the holidays because you fools are so much like I need a valentine i need a valentine
i need a valentine's day right i'm trying to figure out is why usPS is the one announcing this
okay are they shipping checks or like shipping money like money orders i don't think they do money
orders or anything have you ever done money order yesps is doing yeah jose i actually have of course
to a girl i actually did it to the philippines but it was for art it was for art yeah is she your
Is that what you called her?
She's my muse.
Oh, wow.
If you meet a girl online and you guys fall in love within a week, I know that happens to.
But don't fall for it.
Then she starts asking for money, Umberto.
Um, I'm a sucker.
I'm sorry.
See, and that's why.
Wow.
This is hard earned money that you're making.
Um, Berto, honestly, have you ever sent someone a girl online money?
Don't lie.
Yeah, be honest.
Actually, I did once when I got tricked in an email.
I got to make a trick for real.
It said that I owed money to like IRS.
Okay, not that one.
Not that one.
That's a different scam.
The USPS is saying these scams typically start online.
Criminals creating fake identities and building trust with victims through social media, dating apps, or email.
Once a relationship is established, scammers fabricate urgent financial needs, pressuring victims to sending money, gift cards, or wire transfers.
That's why.
Wow.
Please don't do that.
all like the new version of this is that there's people creating AI models.
Mm-hmm.
And the AI models look real.
And they create like a whole, like a feed full of images that look real.
Them in the gym.
Them doing different things.
And they're AI.
And then they're hustling people for money too.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
I feel like it happens to a lot of older people who are already lonely and don't have anyone.
It will happen to you close to them.
It happens to young people.
It just happens to lonely people because you want that.
Yeah.
USPS official.
say the public should be cautious of
online relationships that escalate quickly
well that happens
yeah
smile you know
yeah she's like well that's different
does me know he was real
yeah I definitely knew he was real
especially if the person avoids in-person
meetings or video calls
they recommend never sending money or financial
information to someone you have not met
in person Jose
and being wary of secrecy or sudden
urgent financial requests
just watch catfish
I know.
But there's a reason why catfish isn't like it's 20,000 season
because even though it exists,
people are still falling for it
and you never think that it's going to be you
and Claudia 3-2-3-1-Batt 7.
Yeah.
Wow, you know Claudia too.
Meet your friends.
That's why I sent the check to.
All right.
That's why what?
That's why I sent the check to.
Umberto and Jose, my little singles.
Has that ever happened to you
where you fall in over a girl and she's not real?
No.
That's never happened
Really?
But you've sent stuff to a girl and she's...
No, no, it was...
Okay, Umberto.
This one time, way back in the days, when there was his website called Techno for Us, I got Catfished.
This was way before Capfish...
Wait, what's it called?
Techno for us.
I think I remember it.
Techno for us.
Yeah.
All right?
How old are you?
I was...
No, how old are you?
Oh, I'm 33.
You're 33?
33?
Okay.
Jesus here.
Wow.
Okay.
Talk to us.
What happened?
So she was just pretending to be somebody else and I was, like, messaging her.
And then somebody commented and just put,
I know the actual girl from this picture.
And then they tagged her.
And then, yeah, it turned out I was talking to some random person for like two months.
Dang.
And then you were like, it's okay.
I like your personality.
I still love you.
I still send her money.
February 10 and we're feeling good.
We're feeling great.
Valentine's Day is around the corner, boo.
If you don't know what to get your girl, if you don't know what to get your man,
get them tickets to our brown bag Valentine's live show with special guest Frankie
that's happening this Saturday at the Novo tickets are on sale now at aXS.com and there's a lot we
got planned for you so make sure you come out uh I get Vic's not here but we're gonna do a
Vic lookalike contest if you have a beard and a LA hat boom bay locked in hey even if it's not
an LA hat this whole is a hood hopper yeah he'll do other hats too all right you have a New York
cat boom you're in yeah okay A's hat boom you're in any hat any hat beard and a hat
Bam
As I has a different color
Underbrim
Yeah
That's like
The Vic
starter pack
We are going to
have a Vic
A Vic lookalike contest
I'm gonna do a
La Bubu giveaway
For all my
La Bubu Chonas out there
It's gonna be great
There's gonna be performances
It's gonna be great
It's gonna be great
Kendrick Lamar
Halftime performance
Yesterday
and you know
He went in on some records
That may be unreleased
He went in on records
From the GNX album
One thing he definitely
made sure
Not to do
during this whole half-time performance
was, I guess, whatever we thought he was going to do,
no, he's not to do that.
No one won the first song, but.
No one won the first song, no, I said humble.
He did, like, a couple songs that everybody knew,
and then he, like, the, like, I guess, like, the mains,
like, he hit us a humble and DNA,
but DNA could even be, like, one of the ones that not,
the mainstream people knew you.
And that way, I think, was important in its own self
because notably, the halftime show is,
is you hit him with the hits.
Yep.
You give him the biggest songs ever.
And Kendrick, like Kendrick does, is like, no, I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to go against the grain.
He did mention he's going to do storylines throughout that.
And, you know, one of the biggest storylines, because we're getting into it,
we got a recap of halftime performance,
is that he did the PlayStation, like, control setup.
Yeah.
A lot of people said that it was like the Tick-Tac towboard,
but even the art director for the halftime performance said,
no, he wanted the playstained.
I don't know why he wanted the PlayStation.
Wait, is that what PlayStation was out for 20 hours?
Well, this is what I'm thinking.
Because it all fits.
PlayStation was off a couple days ago for one full day or something like that.
And it hasn't been off like that since 2011.
Like an outage like that hasn't hit PlayStation since 2011.
So it's been a while.
And then boom, it starts back up.
Super Bowl?
That is weird.
That whole controller little situation.
Also kind of making mention and tying it all in the game when Samuel Jackson.
The narrator.
Narrated it and started.
He said, welcome to the.
the great American game.
So he's already, they're going off of like this game theme, game overs at the end.
Clearly we're attaching it to the Drake beef.
Yeah.
And it's like, yeah, it's all, it's, it's done.
Especially how we weave not like us into everything.
Yeah.
So there's definitely little, I guess, Easter eggs in that.
But of course it's Kendrick too.
I don't think that he just did it about Drake.
No, no.
Especially it being the great American game.
Mm-hmm.
He, he, this one knew Donald Trump is in the stand.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That flag mentioned.
And even Samuel Jackson being Uncle Sam.
That part.
Like that itself was like such a strategic way of making that happen.
And having them narrated and everything Sam was like doing and saying like transitioning.
And even in between songs, it was like the storyline was just beautiful.
Samuel Jackson famously.
And of course he's been in so many famous roles.
And Samuel Jackson is known for so many great roles.
one role especially that was very controversial that he was in is in Django.
And in Django, he is the slave that's like, no, act right.
He's the quote unquote house slave.
You know what I'm saying?
He's the one that's inside that they're letting him in and kind of be one of the guys.
So throughout the show, he's saying, no, act right.
Don't be too raw.
Don't be too great.
And you better not do.
And then not like a sense of happening.
But I think that's important too to kind of bring in Samuel Jackson.
For that reason, exactly, the part that he's played in the past.
But we are speaking ahead of ourselves.
Let's actually go into a halftime performance medley.
Shout out to our guy Berger who put this together right here on Power 106.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go back to the halftime show you all.
We're going to party for party.
I ain't you a buddy.
I'm probably a better for Susque.
Me incarnated.
I'm a stargazing.
Life goes on.
Honey and all my babies.
Squabble love.
Squabble love.
Squabble love.
Squabble love.
Squabble love.
They pray for me.
It's been a day for me.
Got, I got, I got, I got.
I got two.
Hold on.
It says parma-k.
It's K-D-O-T.
I deserve it all.
Keep these bums away from me.
Key my S is contagious.
That's okay with me.
Earn this thing down.
Don't you play with me.
Stay with me.
Frashing out right now.
Here they say for me.
It's important.
I deserve it all because it's why.
Why you think you deserve the greatest reward?
What they time about,
they're talking about, they're talking about,
they're talking about.
They're talking about.
It's a cultural.
I'm gonna get it on the flow
40 acres in the muse
This is bigger than the music
Yeah, they try to wreck the game
But you can't fake influence
Hey, I'm tripping, I'm sliding
I'm right through the back, like
W'WWWha, I'm doing my stuff
Right you're showing like a
Ain't you tired
Trying to strike a chord
And it's probably A minor
They're not like us
What?
They not like us
No
They not like us
No
They're not like us
Are you my friend
Are we locked in?
Then stab this way
Stave this way
Then step this way
Stave me just say
Turn his TV off
Turn his TV off
Turn his TV off
Turn his
Kendrick Lamar
Half time performance
Yesterday
I know I was counting down
The court
It's like first quarter down
All right
Oh my God me too
It's time
And then the fools talk before
He goes on
Yeah
Because you could see Kendrick in the back
Yeah
The GNX in the back
Setting up
I told somebody
Wait, that's Kendrick.
He's right there.
I'm like, in there, hurry up.
Yeah.
Hurry.
Yeah.
The Eagles were up.
Yeah.
My home's distressed.
Yeah, I got a stack all the time.
He took sex to the face.
Yeah.
Fax.
All right.
He did.
It's a song.
It's a song.
Kendrick Lamar came on in the halftime show.
And you know what?
I was watching it with my Suegros.
So my soos came over and I know they were like,
Whate Paso?
They see you all hype?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then the boys love Gianne.
So we're like, turn the seat and then Jorge's breakdancing to squabble up.
And I was like, you know what?
It's music.
How did you guys watch it?
Where were you guys at?
How'd you watch it?
Umberto, I know you were in the backyard.
Umberto, they can't see your smile on the radio.
Yeah, four, yeah, too.
Backyard, it was in my backyard.
We had a little barbecue.
We're chilling, we watched a game.
My daughter was there.
So it was a vibe.
Nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Amazing.
Maximo.
I was at my cousin's,
house and chicken's house.
We just had the family.
Chicken is a person, by the
yes, chicken as a person.
Maximus cousins are chickens?
Yeah, so it was like
maybe seven, eight of us.
Nice.
It was very small and we were just
watching at her house.
Little get together.
Angelica?
Oh, yeah, I watched it at home
in the living room.
We got food.
It was my sisters, which one of my sisters
didn't get it.
So the whole time I'm like,
you're explaining to.
Yeah, yeah, Jenny Rivera turns
and then she got it.
But I'm like, you guys don't understand
how big this is.
What's the Jenny Rivera?
term that you use.
It's because I told her, I'm like, okay, imagine like if Ovadios, and then I'm going to, if
Ovadios is the disc song that she was singing towards other people that she was dissing with.
So I told her, I'm like, imagine if that song went viral.
Everybody likes it.
And then Jenny Rivera goes on to the Super Bowl and she starts performing it.
Ovarios, is that over?
Yeah.
Oh, this is crazy.
You need to explain that.
Yeah, it's a different thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But she got it afterwards.
She's like, oh, that's what it is.
She's like, I know that guy.
She can even name a guy
Jose, where were you watching?
Whose window did you peek through to?
I just watched it on my phone.
Jose.
I told you to come over.
No, you didn't.
Mona did.
Then why didn't you?
Wow, yeah.
I was doing laundry.
I went to a laundry man.
That's not an excuse.
Well, it is low key.
Why?
Because you go to laundry because everyone's home.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, true.
Yeah, freeze up the.
Yeah.
I prefer it.
And I'm all for you doing your laundry, bro.
So that's good.
Same.
Okay.
Yes.
There was a lot of explaining to do.
And I think that's just the life of a Kendrick Lamar fan.
Yes.
Because you know, I guess what everyone is thinking is not.
And I will tell you because there's been videos of like, oh, the stadium wasn't even lit like that.
I will tell you right now.
And this is definitely not to Cape for him.
But even the concerts are like that because you're watching a show.
It's almost like being loud during a play when it comes to Kendrick.
He is going to put.
I remember I saw you and Vic at the Mr. Moral and Big Stepres,
but a lot of it is watching what he does because it is visual performance art.
Like that's lo-key the way of dot.
Right.
And for the Mr. Moral concert, I went twice.
I went once to turn up and once to literally sit there and break down, like, everything.
Yeah.
Yeah, because going and enjoying it is cool.
Yeah.
But like when you're trying to really understand, like, the artistic value of it and what he's trying,
like, the message he's trying to get across.
or just even like his thought process in like having like dancers, a piano, whatever.
To me, it was like, I need to really pay attention compared to the other time.
That's one thing I know about that.
And almost I think one thing that would work against him in the mainstream level is that he's so like that.
Yeah.
He's not going to be like, okay, now I'm on a mainstream level.
Let me cater to that.
Yeah.
Because that's not, hasn't been Kendrick.
Because if that were the case, you wouldn't have gotten Tipinpa Butterfly.
We wouldn't have gotten Ms. Moral and the big stepers.
We wouldn't have got these moments where everyone.
one's expect like no where's the hits you know that's not he has hits but it's like he's not going
to do it just to pacify you because in that case he would have done bad blood with taylor being there
bad blood there's so many poetic justice he could have done he could have done swimming pools
could have done so many records and he's just like not like this has to be me storytelling and again
I think us being dot fans we know it already yeah I've been to you got to immerse yourself
into what he's trying to say and he'll get there yeah I do think
I guess for him to be a rapper, the music sometimes overpowered him where I can't really hear what he's saying, especially in the beginning.
But that may have been a mic issue.
Yeah.
Because I'm just like, I wish I could grasp it or else I'm like rewatching it, rewatching it.
100%.
But that's also why the visuals came along with it.
You know, the art director of the Super Bowl did say, yeah, they wanted to be as minimalistic as possible.
Yeah.
But also get the theme across, which is games, gaming and all of that.
the PlayStation controller
set up.
Also, they wanted just like a
plain concrete
with street lights,
which could be anything,
which could be on the block.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
And having those dance-offs
and having,
I guess,
that incorporation.
A lot of people
were talking about
when Serena Williams came up.
Honestly,
that was the biggest,
probably one of the biggest pops
aside from Dayna like us.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
When she came out
Sea Walking.
She made me want to go
and do that same thing,
but I couldn't do it.
Shout out to Serena.
Shout out to Serena.
man you know she famously did it at wimbledon and she got in trouble for
for seawking and celebrating at wimbled and so for her to now then be on the
super bowl stage half-time performing and do that and no one can tell her anything she can't get
points of ducted she can't get a fine none of that it's actually encouraged for her to do that
and then cherry on top hey drake look at this yes yeah this is your ex that was wild
and you know with the smirk oh the hey Drake yeah i love that part yeah i mean i love
everything. I love like the how he used
the dancers to like create the
American flag. Yeah. That was the moment.
Like how they dispersed and even
like when he was in the X
the way the camera work was
when it was swinging left to right and he
would pop up in different angles. That was phenomenal.
All of that too is intentional.
None of that happens without
being directed as such. That's kind of
where they want you to go, you know?
There was also like the moment
with Siza. Siza popping up
and doing all the stars I know is a
beautiful thing. That's the Black Panther song.
That's what I was talking about, so I was like, so she looked amazing with the Born
and Raised jacket.
Dang.
Yeah, I love details.
Shout out to our homies over at Born and Raised.
They made her a custom, a one-of-one jacket.
On the back, it says Crybaby, which is one of her records.
And then it's the Born and Raised red leather, right?
But in all the stars, I guess that's also an apparent Drake disc, too.
That was a subtle one.
If you listen to Kendrick's verse in that song, you're like, okay, okay.
You don't like him.
He's like, I don't like in that song.
But her also having been someone that's had a pass with Drake.
Loki, this just shows me Drake is everybody's girl.
Any girl is going to have had a pass with him.
And so anyone you put on stage, if he were to put Rihanna,
have a pass with Drake.
You know what I'm saying?
Jenny Ike's a guy.
He's a lady's man for sure.
Never stays.
What is it?
Always a bridesmaid, never bright.
It's true.
But all of these little, yeah, going his way.
The most, I guess, the funniest moment.
was during Not Like Us, and I guess the lead up to Not Like Us.
So should I do it?
I know they want to hear it.
Those girls in the background.
And he's like, you know, they love to sue.
So I don't, he just said, you know what?
We're still going to rock it.
But looking at the camera being like, say Drake.
With the little green.
Yeah, because you think all of this litigation that Drake has put in place against UMG before the Super Bowl,
a lot of people feel like it was intended for Kendrick not to play this song during the Super Bowl.
And Kendrick said, no, I'm still doing it.
I'm going to stand 10 toes on it.
What would I be or who would I, like, what would my principality be if I didn't do it?
What?
Because I'm scared of you?
I'm not.
I've already showed you 5,000 times.
I'm not scared of you.
100%.
People are talking about the chain.
The necklace.
The A.
It was a lowercase A.
Or as other people would call it.
Oh, man, this is not a.
Wow.
It's okay.
A minor.
But PG-Lang itself.
That's what I thought.
The label, him and Dave Free Dayline itself has the...
That A.
Yeah, the A.
So it was like a double.
A minor.
Yeah, it has a lowercase A in it.
Which is crazy.
But it's just perfect in these ways.
Maximil said that he had, you got the vinyl.
Yeah, I just got the GNF vinyl.
I saw a TikTok some guy was showing the packaging.
And I guess if you turn it to the side and look at where the packaging was made, it says made in Canada.
This was not, wow.
Yeah.
I love that.
It showed you not, you can't mess like.
You don't.
Because a lot of people were complaining like, oh, he used this whole performance to like this Drake.
And it's like, once a op, like that's a op.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
And honestly, I think that even when he said it's bigger than the music.
For sure.
There's so many things.
It's going against the grain of what we expected at the Super Bowl.
That has to be certain things that everyone knows is digestible to everybody.
He's like, no, this is what it is.
Again, using the Samuel Jackson, yeah, calling it the American game.
He's not calling it.
With the president there.
Yeah.
The president being there, you know.
It honestly, like, even the colors of the flag,
Crips and Bloods, red and blue, you know what I'm saying?
There's a point where they were divided one color on each side.
Yep, yep.
It was put together perfectly.
You know that morning I was watching all the, some of my favorite halftime performances.
And no, everybody talks about Michael Jackson's halftime show.
So I went back and I watched that.
And I saw, like, I guess in these moments where it's these big stars,
they make you anticipate it, they make you wait for it,
and they make the stage theirs.
And I think low key with Michael,
he played like three songs in his.
I was like, whoa, he's not even doing a lot of songs.
Three or fours, it wasn't a lot of songs that Michael Jackson did.
He had all the kids come on stage at one point
and do, like, they did like this big We Are the World type of situation.
And it was like, all right, he used his time to be like,
this is what I want to get across.
Then seeing like what Prince did.
I went to Prince and Michael a lot because of how Michael and Prince did the Super Bowl.
And then also Kendrick and Drake said their Michael and Prince and their leaf.
They just did what they wanted.
When I was watching Princes, respectfully, I'm like, I don't know this song.
I don't know this song.
I don't know this one.
Kiss.
Yeah.
No, no, chocolate.
Not chocolate.
Purple Rain.
Yeah.
Purple Rain.
I was about to sing chocolate rain.
So I feel of another song.
Yeah.
See?
See?
But seeing how he made it his.
too. It's like you kind of got to be in the artist.
When they're there for, I guess, their message,
you got to join them. You got to meet them where they're at.
For sure. He turned up on us though.
Man, I had an amazing time.
And it's just to me, like, trying to break down all the little details.
I watched it, like, the clips, but I want to watch the full performance one more time.
You know, watch the full thing?
No, I watched the full thing.
No, I watched the full thing.
Oh, yeah.
But I want to watch the full thing one more time.
All over again.
You know what I was wondering right in the beginning?
I'm like, how did they get all those people inside that one car?
That's what I got out of the car.
I think they said they got into the car.
Yeah, then afterwards I saw that.
It could have been like an opening through the bottom.
Yeah, then I saw that.
I'm like, because I was really convinced.
I'm like, how did you guys get all these people out of the car?
And they come out and coming out.
And which they said that the car was from a dealership in Downey, I believe.
That found it.
Wow.
And the team bought it and then they flew it over there to use it.
Wow.
See all those little details.
Yeah.
Definitely Master Craftsman.
I only think at the end, he says turn this TV off, right?
And then he's making like a arm hand movement of turning the thing off.
And then it goes to the game over on the sand.
Yeah, the only thing I wish that was playing was at the end.
Why do I think like that?
Let me ask you know if I saw game over, I'm like, I was thinking that too.
But that's the Kendrick Lamar halftime show.
Yeah.
No one hated it.
Someone had to have hated it.
Greg called him sick because he made him sick.
Oh, yeah.
No, he was calling it mid yesterday.
But I'm like, no, it's not.
You don't get it, but then again, it's like, yeah.
Sometimes it is too complex.
But then I also feel like we sound like such Kendrick fans being like, it's too complex.
But you know what?
I don't care because that's literally the same combo I have every freaking album.
Yeah.
Mr.
Morales, so you guys want to get it.
Yeah, he did it for the West Coast.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
At least.
You got to see it here.
Seeing mustard on stage is also a beautiful thing.
Say mustard, seeing Siza, seeing a surrex.
arena.
It was just.
And even seeing all the people that went on the side and joined themselves.
Like, nodding their head.
Like, vibe being all the celebrities, all the artists.
Oh, everyone.
Yeah.
My kids do not have school today.
But apparently it was just their school that is now recognizing Lincoln's holiday.
Well.
Because everybody else is doing President's Day, right?
They're off next week Monday, too.
For President's Day.
Well, my kids didn't go to school because you said there was no school.
You're so dumb.
Did they go to school?
Yes or no.
They didn't go.
See, I told you in the morning.
No, there was school, but they didn't go because you come.
You're a liar.
You're kidding.
No, no, no, for real, for real, maximum.
I didn't go because I think Amy has a broken hand.
Oh, wow.
Well, that's a whole different thing.
Your daughter may have a broken hand?
Like a hairline fracture.
Oh my gosh, that's horrible.
She's a dog.
She's an athlete.
She's having an Anthony Davis type of year.
You're so dumb.
Didn't she just go back in playing soccer?
What happened to you?
Why are you laughing at your daughter?
I told her you're having Anthony Davis type year.
Isn't that crazy?
We traded Anthony Davis in his first game with the Dallas Mabs.
He got her.
Non-contact.
Oh, poor-cito.
Non-contact.
No, like, non-contact is like they get hurt, like, without someone around them.
Like, it just happens.
How?
And those are the worst injuries because...
Yeah, he's out for a while.
Really?
Yeah.
He's out for a while.
Porosito.
But good decision.
I'm thinking about the halftime performance as I've been since it happened.
Same.
Because you don't want to miss a, you don't want to miss an Easter egg.
Yeah.
I was going to say egg show.
You don't want to miss an egg.
show that too um whoa
there was this part where he was with a bunch of his
homies like underneath the the light yeah and they're
doing like the snaps they're not really using uh
they're not really using like a beat or anything
yeah yeah and do up even
pick a knob no because he said
uh-u-up it's a doo-wop it's okay
it's a wop-wap-wap-wit's a wwap
all right so that while that was happening it was really
cool to me because what it looked like to me is like, oh, it could be like a prison yard where they
can't play the instrumental, so they got to use their heads. They got to focus on, I guess,
what they have available to that. And to me, that was like the most quietest part of the
performance where he was turning up, but it was also, I think, one of the best, but yeah, most powerful.
One of the food was wearing peekaboo on the bag. Yeah, on the hat. Because even, like, I guess how they
used it to be like this, I guess they just used concrete, right? It's just like a shout out to the
homie concrete. He was supposed to be here today. But they just, they just,
use like a big concrete as their I guess set up yeah it could be anything it could be the black
it could be where you play ball it could be a prison yard and they used it in different aspects
even when serena was see walking to me that looked like ah she's like she just finished playing tennis
yeah she had her tennis skirt on she could be she looked amazing like that was so tight yeah uh
shout to kendrick for making sure all of that like came together the way that it did it looks
easy and it don't look easy but it's like even getting all of that to tell the story in
13 minutes. It's about 13 minutes that these halftime performances go on, that you were able to
do such. Yeah. I mean, I wonder how many times they went over, like, because there's so many
people involved in the dancing. So even them moving from space to space, getting together,
lining up, it's a lot of work and timing. And, and like the Super Bowl effect, as soon as that
happened, the streams of Kendrick's music, the searches, the ticket sales, all of that is up,
and it's amazing. What, Eagles Fool?
Wait, there was a game?
Yeah, yeah.
The Eagles one?
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, that's cool.
All right.
People are saying the Eagles game was boring.
I personally do not think it was boring.
I had a great time.
Yeah, they put up a good defense.
Okay, talk about it.
I was just like, okay, when is the show going to start?
I'm ready for Kendrick.
It's funny because literally my husband married his mom, and I'll tell you why.
Well, hold on.
That'll be so.
That'll be so.
Oh, are you?
Because me and my swagger are watching the whole game.
Yeah.
And literally we're both like, wow, at the same time.
And you say while with me.
Wow.
That was us.
That was us during the, during the touchdown.
So like, in touchdown.
Wow.
We both did that.
And then when the fool was getting sucked, like hell of time.
Yeah.
We wasn't like, again?
And then I was like, bro, you married your mom.
I'm literally doing the same reactions that your mom is doing.
tripping in your head and like your mind like oh my god we're saying the same response and we were
going for the eagles we had said that previously that we're going to go for the eagles uh because one of
the players from centennial kendricks went to centennial too uh but also kobe we never talked about
the coby connection coby clearly having grown up a lot in philly he's an eagles fan i didn't
know that till like that day of the super bowl that i started singing like all these pictures of kobe being an eagle's
fan. And even in the video, he did the song. He did the Fly Eagles Fly on the Road to
Big Three, all of that. Did it for Kobe, man. I was so happy. And even Vanessa Brian, she was
wearing Princess Diana wearing Eagles gear, which is the most random to me. That is random.
I think it was a jacket, right? Yeah, I saw it. Latherman jacket. So you were happy? You did it for Kobe?
Yeah, I think honestly that's one of the big things that I liked is that they brought it home
for Kobe. Yeah. They gave it to Kobe. Hey, your greens don't match. I know.
That's what I noticed a lot of the game too. Eagles fans. We got to win.
this what's the heck color he's wearing a four green eagles beanie from the santi's but then also like
a teal green that jacket i like that jacket i like the jacket too yeah it's cool thank you well shout
the eagles fans this is your day it's your time what would you like to tell all the eagles fans in
la but say it's like correctly into the mic it's the mic i just want to say it's been a long like
because we went through like a long time where we kind of were not good and then now we're
really good so this is our time to smile and be happy so for all the eagle fans out there smile will be happy
wear your gear, it's our day.
Oh, brother, this guy stinks.
He's a very epic guy, okay?
Bro.
Umberto, you have to explain something, though.
Let me find your Instagram, which, by the way,
your Instagram name should be Umberto.
It's me Mello.c-C-L-A.
But you had to explain to me this,
first of all, your slide.
What was my daughter?
But what is this?
Like, why would you do that?
Well, he's celebrating now.
He's celebrating on his video.
I did a post that our
Brombeau
little
bed
Wait did you
come from the after
party?
Whoa!
That's not like
Whoa.
Whoa.
You got the same
fit.
I do.
I had to wear the same jacket.
Ragnatee.
He's still
celebrating.
Shut out Eagles fans.
He's still sweating.
Shout on Kendrick fans.
We had a good night.
Loki I thought
it was funny that
the Eagles won
and the president
was going for the Chiefs.
Yeah, true.
That's it.
So I'm happy for the Eagles fans.
How many
Fans, do you know?
A lot.
Yeah, see?
Because we like, shout out them too.
Shout Salgla.
All the Eagles.
Full of Saiglas.
Okay.
You guys have any shoutouts?
Oh, I have a shoutout that I want to do.
This fool hit us up.
Sergio Monreal.
He said, shout out my girl and my son for me today.
I'm a trucker and been on the road,
aka with my other families.
Wait.
He wrote this.
But, but check this out.
I guess where she's been home with my sick son
during doing her best alone.
Best Mom Award.
Bro
He's kidding, right?
Shout out Ash from the 702
from Serge and Cruz
This guy
Let's go
See?
Yeah, I want to shout out
Jose
From Super King
and Earthridge
He came up
He's like
Hey, I listen to you guys
Every day
I'm driving
So shout out you
And shout out
Marcus at the
Northridge Mall
Northridge Ma
with his kids
He came up
And said what's up
Really?
Yeah, I was out
And about
Yeah
What we did know there?
Buhring one of those
fake little baby things
Yeah
The fake sunni angels.
Yes.
He sent me a video of some fake loboos.
Yeah.
Oh, they look scary.
If you think the lubububes look scary, it's this new thing.
We did a whole podcast real about it.
People say that I'm making it up.
But it's these little animals that have a big old smile.
And they're ugly.
Faitos, right?
But the fake ones, even demonic.
Really?
Yeah.
That's how you can tell.
It's the paper.
And they're all like plushes.
There's no like plastic part of the face.
Yeah, the vinyl.
Yeah, the vinyl.
Oh, and the real ones have the vinyl.
know right? Yes, it's hilarious. That's how you tell me. It's a lot, yeah. But don't, don't, don't make fun of someone that's wearing a fake with them.
They're trying. Yeah, they don't. Yeah, fake something, whatever things too. They're cool.
Fake the, what are they called? Sunny angels. Sunny angels. That means you got the fake Sunny Angel, huh? Yeah, it is expensive.
So Sunny Angel, if you've seen it, girls have, girls have the Sunny Angel, it's like a little, for some reason, naked angel baby with like a, like, yeah, with their hats different? Like a different. They're wearing.
They're like, they have like a beanie.
They'll do fruits or animals.
I got one and apparently they decapitate.
So be careful.
Oh, that's what I popped up.
And I was like, so then it's just a little naked baby body on your phone.
And it's like, you don't want that.
No.
Yeah, the little naked baby part was the part that you put up with for the cute little face.
Yeah.
But the cute little face pops off.
So then you just have this weird.
Exactly.
Wow.
Yeah.
Moining everyone.
A minor.
Who I think you are.
Whoa.
Who do you are.
Certified what?
Like, I'm not trying to be that.
True.
Let's take it up.
Jose's taking it.
Wow, it's great.
All right.
But yeah,
until you got to Notre's mom.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So what do you guys want to do now?
Oh.
No, wait, wait, wait.
No, I did have a shout-up from Chris.
She wanted to shout out her baby.
Adam, that's turning six years old today.
Hey, happy birthday, Adam.
Feliz Cumpalajus.
I have a one more shout-out.
Oh, hello.
That's because I was looking.
Yeah.
So, let me see how she says her name.
Jedali.
Jeali said, hi, good morning, brown bag.
I want to give myself a birthday shout out.
Big 21.
21 energy.
Much love to you guys.
Listen, every morning.
Let's go.
Love it.
It's your in Aquarius, I think.
Je Dali.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cuiui.
All right now.
Jose, you want to shout out?
Go ahead.
That girl that doesn't know you exist?
No, last time I got to go, remember.
Yeah, no, I don't.
It was a girl that he shouted out that he loved.
her, but she has a man.
That's what she told you.
Why are you smiling like that?
He doesn't accept that she has a man.
And she said, I don't care that she has a man.
Oh, he's invisible.
So she does have a man's and you shouted her out.
And then she got mad at him for a different day.
No, no, no, no, right now.
Today is the perfect day to tell this story.
We will make this sombrasaela if you want.
He made her like the period basket.
Oh.
Oh, no, she got mad because he made us a period basket.
Oh, you're right.
Are we going to get a period, Breska, this year?
What about her and her man?
There's no man.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, wait, he doesn't exist.
Oh, either she had a man and you didn't want to acknowledge it,
or she wasn't your girl, but to you, she was your girl.
That.
Or you took him out.
I claim her.
Yeah, you claim her as your girl, even though she has.
Yeah.
But she got mad at you.
Yeah.
Because I said her full name on the area where she lived out.
What was it?
Kelly or something, no?
No.
What was the name?
No, I can't say, no.
You said it already.
You said it before.
You said it before.
What?
He's just doing on replays.
Amanda.
Amanda.
Amanda.
Amanda.
Amanda.
No.
Sing it.
Amanda.
Amanda.
All right.
So,
what is it?
Oh my God.
Amanda what?
This is sombrasada.
Full, what is it?
I'm bleeding.
He's bleeding.
Inside.
All right.
Let's get it together.
Get it together.
Hey.
Hey, what are you doing
over there?
Sambra Sala with Anji
I just want to tell you I've been waiting
I've been waiting for this segment
I know because again we're I'm gonna keep talking about
the Super Bowl because the Eagles lost
and the Chiefs I mean the Eagles won
Angie get it together on Helica
and the Chiefs lost
Tatee's meant lost but you know what
I don't think Tatee's that a matter did
okay so Taylor Swift's man
Travis Kells the
Titan they lost by a lot
A lot it didn't lose they got whoop
Yeah, this was face on the sidelines was just, he was going through it.
Oh, he looked frustrated.
All of them.
Mo Holmes kept getting sacks to the face and he was so sad about it.
Like, and he couldn't pick it back up.
No.
I think the, the Chiefs have came back a lot in previous history.
Like, they're known for coming back.
Oh, are they?
Yeah, and they'll even let you feel like you won a little bit.
Someone said, like, they don't start till the opposing team is at 10.
They're called the fourth quarter team.
Oh.
So at every moment, Chiefs fans were.
still like, no, they could come back.
They'd been doing this.
But bro, after like the fifth, like...
I saw people were making bets at half time.
Really?
Saying that they were going to come back and win.
Yeah, because it's a lot of quote-unquote script.
Yeah, if anyone does this, if anyone does this, it would be the chiefs.
That's why you can never...
I think until it was like four minutes in the fourth quarter, I'm like, yeah, they're not
coming back.
They literally have to do like five touchdowns or two-point conversions and all that stuff, right?
It was good at math there.
Okay, but they lost.
Yeah, they lost big time.
But I'm saying, Tatee, you would think.
Taylorson would be mad just like her man because they lost but she's not because actually she's an Eagles fan
I did not know that letty she has like this whole song called Gold Rush and she on the song she's talking about like oh
I have my like Philly's my Eagles jersey on things like that so much that in a concert she confirmed it saying that she's an Eagles fan listen
I have a lyric that says my Eagles too sure what I saw some people wondering if it was the band Eagles or the team Eagles
and I love the band
Eagles
but guys like
come on
I don't from Philly
versus the
dude
dude
dude
why did I not know this
before
she's from Philly
yeah
why did I think
this girl was just
from like Austin
I thought she was
from like Tennessee
yeah
something like that
she's from Philadelphia
yeah apparently
Taylor
Latita
yeah
she's from
no she said
I'm from Philly
in West Philadelphia
she is not
the fresh friend
What
West Reading
Pennsylvania
I thought in West Philadelphia
Yeah, you're right.
Take her, remix that right now.
Remix that right now.
So she said it was like.
Faking it this whole two years.
No, we don't know.
She's been supporting her men all the time.
She says, like, I had my Philly shirt on the floor.
I mean, I had my Eagle shirt on the floor.
Yeah.
And then that's why people were like, is it the band?
And she's like, no, I'm actually from Philly.
Of course I'm going to be rep with the Eagles, but.
She didn't wear a jersey.
She did it.
She wore like, jeep.
She was neutral.
Yeah, she's new to jeans shorts and a white top.
No, she's tripping.
I'm looking at pictures and there's stuff with her with Kansas City shirts, not a jersey.
If it was a jersey.
No, no, no.
I get that.
But not during the Super Bowl.
Yeah, right.
So she's probably like, I'm rooting for you except when you play my team.
That's different.
Which I think happens during, like, couples.
It has to be that way.
Like, your girl never had a team before you, right?
No, no.
So she's a packer friend.
She's a packer friend.
But if she did, I would respect it too.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's okay.
Like, I feel like you got to be loyal to your squad.
Yeah.
So if her team and your team were at the Super Bowl.
And she battle it out.
But if she wore, like, neutral to be respectful to you.
Yeah, that'd be good.
I get it.
Yeah.
But I do think, like, secretly she's probably like,
Huh, told you.
Yeah.
Told you, Travis.
Told you for saying, oh, it's an honor to have my March nemesis here, right?
I know.
You know how hard it is to, like, sit there and, like,
you really want to celebrate?
Yeah.
But you know what I noticed?
They were not panning the camera too much on her at all.
Because she got booed.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
To us.
Because she got booed in the stadium.
So maybe in the stadium they did.
Maybe.
We're watching.
We don't know what they're doing at the game.
But normally I feel like even on TV, they will pan to her all the time.
But this time, it was just like what we saw on social media.
I saw one pan to her and one pan to the president.
But I think they didn't.
And one pan to whatever person was there.
Yeah.
I think in general, they just didn't pan to the people there.
All to the celebrities.
I was honestly hoping that they were going to be panning to Taylor a lot because they've been doing that.
Well, maybe they would have if they made a touchdown.
I felt like they pan to Paul McCartney a lot and then they also panned to Bradley Cooper a lot.
You were asleep.
You saw the one time they panted to them.
They only panted one time to them.
No, Bradley Cooper was on like three or four times.
No, they did like a select.
Is Bradley Cooper a Eagles fan?
Yes.
That's why.
His people won.
His people were getting touchdowns.
Does that mean Paul McCartney is an Eagles fan?
Probably.
They paned to
Anne Hathaway.
They did.
Oh my God.
Everyone was like melting for her saying like this is the woman you go to war for.
It's all that.
Princess Diaries?
Yeah.
So Taylor Swift did get booed.
She did get booed.
I will also say that I guess it was a home game for the Eagles.
And reportedly there were way more Eagles fans in attendance.
I think they would boo her if she's literally with their op.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but like maybe they also didn't know that she was an Eagles fan.
Otherwise, yeah, otherwise, I'm pretty sure they would have been like, woo.
She looked confused.
Yeah, when she got booed, she got, she was like, what is going on?
Because apparently, like, when they paned to Trump, they were like, they were cheering for him.
When the, when the chiefs were in the tunnel, they were booing them too.
Damn, everyone got.
No, the chiefs.
The chiefs.
The chiefs.
Not everyone.
Well, just the chiefs.
Not the commander in chief.
That fool didn't get, didn't get yelled at.
Well, you clearly see that people that support are very loud and annoying.
The what?
Support what?
The freaking president.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Well, that's your, what do you call it?
What do you call?
Oh, anyway.
Say it in 2020.
Say, say, say.
I didn't say.
No, say.
Trompas.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No business.
I met you from Brambeck morning.
My name.
Senora.
Senora.
Senora.
Mini.
Ama.
Ma'i.
Amma.
Look at her
My name.
I'm gonna much ma'am.
I'm gonna'am.
Because she got chemical burned
and then it was really bad.
Not trying to flip it.
Yeah.
Poppy Trump.
He was making fun of Taylor Swift yesterday too
by retweeting all these
meetings about her.
That was funny, though. I ain't got a lie.
So he was like, the energy is still on your up.
Oh yeah.
And that's why we go to our conversation we had last week
that you guys were like,
you guys are being too extra,
that's not real or whatever.
Travis Kills, Taylor Swift's man was asked
Like, how do you feel that the president's coming?
It's the first time the president has coached.
Yeah.
He's like, it's an honor.
Whoever the president is, I feel great that it's going to happen, right?
That sounds really nice.
That was a politically correct answer.
For sure.
But not if you're with a Sagittarius woman.
Which Taylor Swift is and I am to say this, all right?
Oh, there you go.
That would not get mad.
You're better than me, okay?
You're probably on December Satch.
Okay.
December Satch.
But you could, this fool is literally doesn't like me, has openly said things about me.
about me, all of that.
It's like, how are you going to say it's an honor to have them here?
Now you're team going to lose, and I'm going to be wearing eagles underwear under my
my jeez shorts.
Yo, that would be the best trove her.
If she has Eagles underwear?
Like, oh, yeah.
It's an honor to watch the Eagles play my man and beat them.
Taylor, well, I don't hope, but.
If you're Taylor, are you happy that the Eagles win and your man is so demoralized on the
sidelines?
Yeah, for saying that comment.
Yeah.
It's an honor.
Shut up.
It's an honor.
that you got your beat
to know, I thought you my man.
I think I love Taylor.
Should I went with the other brother.
The other brother was the Eagles player.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
All right, well, thanks for that, I guess for that.
There you go.
We got more drama on the way, okay,
because this fool's still going to tell us
what Siza did,
and then also how Drake got trolled,
not just by Kendrick.
In the world?
In the world.
No, there's more, there's another op.
I missed it.
You know how you said it's 20 v1?
It's like, oh, no, 20, add one more.
Multiply.
Half-time performance yesterday.
Did you guys see the photo my husband posted?
Oh, yeah.
Kendrick in heels young?
So my husband is a photographer.
I loved it.
He's photographed a lot, especially when it came to TDN, their come-up.
And there's a photo that he posted of Kendrick.
And low-key, I'm like, br, this, Kendrick looks diabolical in this photo.
And it's like 10-plus years ago.
Essentially to say this energy bin dot, yeah.
The energy has been Kendrick.
You know, Kendrick did a couple interviews.
previous, like right before the halftime show.
And he was like, people are kind of looking at me like, this is something.
No, like, this has been my energy.
This is who I was when we were rapping at the park.
When we were doing our battle raps there, this is me with my friends, my closest homies.
And it's like that energy was in that photo.
And I was like, yeah, this whole looks.
Yeah.
He looked crazy.
He looks crazy.
I'm looking at it and I'm like, oh, yeah.
Yeah, he looks super serious, but he also looked like he just ran a mile.
Yeah.
And he looks like he's up to something.
Yeah.
Right.
Yes.
So that was Kendrick throughout the whole performance.
He's just having fun with it.
Like, this has been me.
Like, hey, say Drake.
Yeah.
With that energy.
Yeah.
And it's cool because there's been a clip also resurfacing of a teacher talking about Kendrick in class.
And he was saying how he was a quiet kid, but that also he loved writing and that the teacher all encouraged them, hey, do poetry and do it in front of the classroom so then they could hear it.
Yeah.
And that kind of like.
He had a stutter the teacher said.
Exactly.
And they encouraged him to be.
confident and also just put those words into writing and let them out and then seeing like that story
to what it is now.
That's wild.
Yeah.
What I do appreciate too about the halftime show is that that imagery we're going to see for a long
time.
You see people are sharing that photo where it's him with the with his homies that make the flag
and it's him kind of standing over it.
You know, all of those things are visual representations.
And there's, he did say 40 acres in a mule like you guys owe me this.
That was promised to slaves.
after they were freed, they were supposed to get 40 acres in a meal.
They never got that.
So when they talk about reparations, that's what they mean.
And so he's like, nah, like, this is, I'm going to do what I want on this stage.
All those visuals are just going to be able to, like, I guess, stand the test of time when it comes to Kendrick and this halftime performance.
So, Bigupor guy.
Yeah, and also want to shout out the homies A-plus, Fredo and the crew.
Yeah.
They shot the commercial with Kendrick was in the GNX.
With Timothy Shammah.
Timothy.
Yeah.
He's mad.
Edwin,
everybody over there.
I actually got me mad.
That video got me mad.
Why?
Because it was Timothy?
No, because I could hear the car.
And I really got upset.
Yeah, it was a loud car.
Yeah, it's a loud car.
I can't hear what they're saying.
Yeah, a little bit.
The cars are loud.
I was telling Hoda, he's like, it's art, it's visual.
I was like, this is an interview.
I want to hear their freaking voice.
It's a lifestyle.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
But okay, I get that part, but it's like, okay, as a letti loves audio, right?
Like, and then.
Oh, I know.
At that point, just being my audio nerdness in it, I'm like, oh my gosh, they could have canceled out that.
Yeah.
Or they could have to.
It's like a whole different level of production.
I know.
They have the budget.
They are A plus.
Yeah, duh.
I'm shutting them out.
Good job, guys.
Great job, guys.
But you got on my nerves.
There you go.
But also, I'm like, I need the clean audio.
You guys know how I act.
It's like, yeah.
This audio doesn't sound clear.
Audio, audio for let the, like, trigger.
Oh, my gosh.
She's getting mad.
I know what did it?
I was just hearing the exhaust.
Like, bro.
You're your answer.
And me over it, like, oh, my God, it's cool.
But I'm also a big hater.
I'm like, why the heck is Timothy interview?
I knew it.
It was Timothy all the time.
That was random.
You know they have the same stylist?
What?
All I got to do is have the same stylist as Kendrick Lamar and I can interview him.
Wait, you have the same dentist as Shakira?
Dentist, dentist, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to ask him.
I'm going to ask Dr. Lee.
I knew that was going to be triggering for a lot of people.
Like, out of everyone you could have chose, you chose Timothy.
He didn't even ask a question.
You were just like, yeah, bro.
Oh, he's so cool to be here.
Oh, yeah, you know, and then I thought of this when I was little.
Kenrick is like waiting from that.
And then, all right.
In the background?
Yeah, shout-out's interesting.
Come to Brownback, so we can't hear you because we're talking over each other.
I'm laughing.
Come to Brownback so I could interrupt you.
Come to Brownback so I could talk for two minutes and then let you say three words.
I get it.
What are we doing here?
We're on Rosecrack.
Where I'm Roskrieg.
What's the word on Van Nuys?
The word on Van Nuys is that Siza dropped four extra tracks on Lana SOS Deluxe right before the Super Bowl.
So she added four songs, Take You Down, PSA, Johnny, which featured Don Tolliver, and Open Arms without Travis Scott.
Solo.
Yeah, solo.
She surprised everybody, and I know that she already dropped the Deluxe version.
So adding these extra four songs was a surprise, was cool.
And it also helped that she didn't really announce it because we didn't have an expectation.
Yes, that's true.
She gets a lot of backlash when she announces something and it doesn't happen in that moment.
You don't want to add that extra tardy.
You're performing at the Super Bowl to have said, hey, I'm going to drop these songs and then should it happen or not happen?
It's something you don't want to do with.
Yeah, and then obviously we know like this team is a perfectionist when it comes to music.
Yeah.
So as much as we complain, I know it's for the better of the family.
that they want to give them like the best.
And some of these songs were previously on release.
So she had given her fans a taste of songs like Johnny and the open arms like without Travis.
Yeah.
And people loved it because instead of Travis, there's another verse of Siza.
My son David was telling me about that.
And he's like, yeah, you don't understand.
Yeah, he was so excited.
And so for this to now be on the project, it's like, okay, this is giving with the fans what they want.
Yeah, exactly.
However, I was thinking like, dang, how many extra songs can you add to one project?
That's true.
A lot of songs.
Yeah, because she added to the deluxe art.
Like, she added extra to the deluxe.
Then re-did someone, like, remastered some.
And then now she's adding more.
Damn, how long is that album now?
It's really long.
But it's also really good.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
I'm actually going to play you a snippet of Johnny.
This is Sizzas part.
Listen.
She sounds so amazing.
And then Don Tolliver came in and added a little bit of his, you know, sprinkle flavor.
Been around her own.
Oh.
Been around myself.
You spend a line,
kept it's hard.
I'm so ready for many more, many more dogs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sounds amazing.
And shout out Siza.
They say Siza has her own language, Sizonez.
And then you just let her be her.
You just vibe to the music.
And whoever Johnny is, this song's called Johnny.
Yeah, what do you do?
Johnny, what are you doing in this world?
That you keep breaking girls' hearts.
This other guy, the girl I told you about Faye,
Webster.
She has a song called Johnny, too.
If your name is Johnny,
immediately categorized as
someone that's going to break a girl's heart. I'm sorry.
Wow.
Johnny's, wait,
Johnny's, Johnatongs.
All the John.
All the John.
Yeah, even Joe's.
Just throw Joe's in there, too.
Yeah.
All the Jay's in there.
Your name starts with a Jay.
Uh-uh.
Wait.
What?
Oh, dang.
No, maybe not.
Not a lot.
It's a little H.
It's about how it sounds, okay?
Jorge, Jorge, Jorge.
Got it.
Well, adding to the Super Bowl drama and beef, the social media was going crazy, going at Drake.
The memes were going ham.
Are you citing it?
But there was somebody that actually came out of nowhere to surprise us on dissing Drake.
Dissing Drake.
Drake got a lot of obvious, bro.
Somebody never knew existed.
People are just like, I'm going to diss Drake.
I don't even care anymore.
Yeah, it's like a jumping now.
And now we know that Drake will never use this app.
But the app is called Duolingo.
Out of all people, Duolingo chose to this Drake.
And they posted this on social media.
Trying to strike a chord and it's probably...
A minor!
Brud, they didn't even translate it.
No one.
It was like a...
Teach you a different language app.
They just posted that for no apparent reason.
Shut up.
And it was funny because people were coming at them.
Yeah.
Like, it literally just ended.
And they replied, no sleep for the week.
and someone said, dual disc track, when?
Is this not?
They replied.
So they were just replying the comments and dissing Drake.
Their social media manager is a Kendrick Stan for sure.
For sure.
Their social media manager or owner is actually his name is Louis von Anne, which is a Guatemalan
German Jewish guy.
He's the owner of Duolingo.
So it must have had his approval to this Drake.
Probably.
Yes.
You know what?
I get it.
It makes sense.
Why?
They're tired of all his accents.
Yeah.
El Draki.
Yeah.
Tired of all the accents that he gives.
He probably used their app to learn the world.
Yeah, when he was British Drake, when he was Jamaican Drake.
Yeah.
Wow.
And the funny thing is they added a second post and they brought out BBL Drizzi.
This is the sound effect, but it was like their logo, which is like an owl.
And then the butt was growing as this sound like.
That's crazy.
Maybe they beef over the owls
Because Duolingo is an owl
There's so many ways they've
I don't know
You figure out
Maybe he dated their girlfriend
I don't know
Maybe that could also be a thing
But out of all places
And people, apps, companies
Duolingo I thought was like the randomest
That's the most random op
I've ever seen towards Drake
He I mean
It is
We've seen there's so many ops now
Yeah all right
Is it maybe mama French
Maybe he used it to learn French
And it didn't work?
Well
But I don't know.
Well, he didn't learn.
Yeah.
But got something.
Well, that was your word on Maximum.
Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.
On Maximo covering for Vig from Brownback Mornings on Power Windows 6.
You had to read that off your phone.
I had to send it to them to him.
Hey.
That's okay.
Try me good.
You did be good at these.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
Maybe.
Hey, before we end, I got a shout out my baby girl, Brooklyn.
My niece.
My niece and her baseball.
team, the squids over there in Northridge.
It's called Nets.
Yeah.
That's why they did their opening day.
And she sang the national anthem, you guys.
I'm so proud.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so proud of her.
And I know I may be listening with Tia ears, but I'm just like, oh, my God.
No, dude, she's really good.
Yeah.
That was her first performance.
It was a lot of people.
I think, yeah, aside from sounding really good, the confidence she has to just go up there
and do it, that's something special.
I was so proud of her.
I'm going to, I'm like, Monica, we need to put her in classes.
Yeah, Monica.
You send her to that Disney's.
school, we need to, all of the things.
And she's like, her schedules to pack with her
sports. Because she plays
she plays baseball, she plays basketball.
This girl does, like, everything.
I'll talk to my BFF and see.
My stint.
Oh, my God.
Anyways, it's like, it's like, it's called Nags, Northridge,
something, something, something.
Like for their league, their league was really dope.
They had an opening day where they have like a parade of cars.
They decorate all the cars.
And then each team dresses up.
So she's the squid.
So they dress up like squid games.
That's what she's.
spring green.
Yeah, and it was just super cool.
I'm so proud of hearing my baby girl.
It's a Northridge all-girls softball.
Boom.
There you.
Next.
See?
Next.
So shout out to you, all of you little girls in that league.
And shout out Brooklyn, man.
Yeah.
She's incredible.
And if I use my nepotism for anything at all, it's to run her song that she's,
she didn't be the next in Becky G.
Yeah.
When Becky G.
When Becky G.
She was little, she started rapping.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, hey, start singing baby girl.
I'm a run.
right now for like 7 trillion times.
Just kidding you, man, just kidding you, man.
I'm not.
We're going to do it.
But if your brothers can be DJ, I'm kidding.
And we could have the Filipino Trinity be the DJs of power.
We can have my niece sing a song.
You got to find her when she grows up a Filipino boyfriend.
There you go.
Oh, that's a loophole.
Not us arranging marriages.
All right, keep in here.
It's part of what I'm saying.
