Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 397 Porky's Powerpuff Girls | Brown Bag Mornings (02/12/25)

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

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LA's number one for hip hop. Why do you point at someone? Did you hear, Maxie? Yeah. What it was so fast. I was smooth with- No, you weren't. That was.

Do you see Snitcho Maximum? Yeah, with the two seconds. Look, yeah, that's all you. Yeah. You see that? No. This guy's like, eh. That was so funny, Maxwell.

I'm watching you move the mic and make all that noise. And you're literally crying. Yeah, Umberto. the bus. Did you guys see it? Yeah, right away. I honestly didn't make the noise though. You just, right now we were trying to prove your point. I didn't do it. Okay. That was you. Good morning. Good morning to you.

I'll pay the fifth. I would not take the stand. Bro, Umberto, I just want you to know you're the fog guy. I peepa. Okay. He knows that already. I think, I think it was me actually. See? At least he's nice to mind. Get out. Get out. Hey, hey, Uberto, be a man. This is not being a man. This is like the commercial. You ever seen the commercial where.

where there's a basketball play. It was me coach. I touched the ball last. It was the big coach. It touched the ball without a bounce. And they lose the game. They're telling on themselves? Yeah.

And they lose the game. Hilarious. I haven't seen that one. All right. Well, good morning to you. Good morning to you. Good morning. Good morning.

It's rainy days outside. So please be very careful. That means in here I'm Brownback. It's rainy day. So live on, we're going to play heads of seven out. I'm like so excited. Yay. I like it.

It was funny. Because I left my house. I was like, where's the rain at? Like, I expected it. to be all wet outside and then five minutes into driving. It started raining. And it's going to be, I think tomorrow's going to be the heaviest. Wow.

Tomorrow all you did take that. So just get ready for it. It's going to be these next few days. And on this Friday, this Friday, this Friday, all right? If you're trying to skip work, we're having a dish party. Hey! We're having a Valentine's party in studio, okay? We want to see which couple has the most wevos.

Yeah. Because we're going to be giving away a Ramo Wevon. That is a bouquet of eggs. Yes, it exists. And that's actually really pretty. It is. It sounds not cute. It's actually nice.

Yes. It was a genius. Be creative. That one for one on Instagram. So that is going to happen on Friday. Plus, like a grand prize, you also get tickets to go to our Brownback Valentine's show on Saturday.

We want to see the couple that has the most wettles. All right? We're going to put you through some challenges. Yes. If you want to ditch work with your honey, come through Brownback Mornings? No. Come through Brown Bag Mornings.

DM us. Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. Umberto's going to go through that and he's going to start inviting people. Umberto, you cannot look, you cannot look through their profile. I won't, I won't. They just can't be web on this. Oh, God. Umberto, caillette.

Get this guy out of here. He tried. He'll answer a phone. He tried. He's such a dad. He's a big ho. Salé, bali. Nick.

Nick, Nick, where are you? Nick is, I guess he's in flight. right now. Oh, is he? Bro, yesterday, the homie vick? Oh, gosh. Oh, yes. Exactly.

What was he wearing? He was trying to have for the back-up dancers. The vest. Yeah. Yeah. I never knew he had a farmer's tent like that. We shouldn't know he had a farmer's hat. Now we know.

The homie vick is, and was in Houston or somewhere. Yeah. And Houston, is it hot over there? I don't know. I don't know. Because this was just wearing a vest and a vest only. No shirt. You know he thought.

He thought he was stone cold Steve Austin for a Yeah, probably. It's crazy because below the elbow he's a werewolf And after the elbow, he's like completely Yeah, and he's nothing. And it's crazy not just that he wore it But that he's like, I gotta post the photo. I know, flexing on it.

Yeah, he posted on his close friends. And then ended up on the... Let's post it on our story. Let's do it. I don't know, bro. I don't know why. I don't know why. Yeah, I don't know.

He thought he looked good. It's just a thing with Vic and Vest, man. I mean, the vest is cool. What happened at Disneyland when you wore the orange vest? He looked just like goofy. Yeah. Remember? Same exact best.

Same color. He's going to be here tomorrow. We'll count him there too. Yeah. Shout out the homie Philip. He DMed us on Instagram and he says he's been, he waits from 4 a.m. to listen to us. Wow.

Yeah. I've been up since 4 a.m. waiting for this show to start. I can't wait to listen live, he said. Why is he up until 4 since 4? Bro. You let him be. You let him be.

Graveyard ship? That's our homie Philip. And then I said, I'm a show. shot you all right now and he said he said thank you sir you're welcome philip he's sleepy right now you know he's okay very little all right scrolling with the homie gregorio gregory all right has anybody in the room seen the latest squid games yes yes is really good yeah really good i haven't watched it at all yeah yeah but it's a half season yeah i hate that it is so it left on a cliff

So the season two is not all the way over yet. They just will you in, bro. I think it drops in June, no. Yeah. Oh, so it's not like the first one? No, it's not. Wow. They will you in.

And right when the action is starting, boom, come back in three months. I need to watch it. I haven't seen it at all. I haven't been attracted to it at all. But this banda made me attracted to it. A banda that's good. A band that did something on TikTok that makes me want to watch it. They made their own remix to the theme song.

Oh, when I hear it. You know the original theme song? song the one that sounds like this yeah that's the this season's theme I think yes they made a banda version of it listen to this hilarious yeah that was crazy going yeah that was amazing I need to show that to the boys because they watch anything like when those squid game songs drop yeah they're all over YouTube so many remixes and all of that they're singing I don't even know. I don't know what that means.

Me neither. It's the only where they can't move, right? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right like Green Lake. But I don't know if they're saying Red Like Greenlight and... True. Believe it's Japanese or Korean? Where Squid Williams is placed?

Please, come on. We got to know better. We do, we do. It's Korean. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, God, you guys. It's okay.

It's just other cultures. Wow. Oh, I'm scared. South Korean. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, yeah, just trying to understand what they say.

Well? They should make a band-a version. They probably is, bro. A whole band-la squiggins? I love that. I love how, like, the internet turns everything into, like, a cumbia or something. Even, like, the Kendrick Lamar halftime performance. I got so many versions, and they dub it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just see. Cumbia versions are that, too? Yeah, but not like how this is. Yeah. It's just they have them dancing over a cunia song. But this is, like, what the song is. Full band.

That's super tight. Back in my day. over in the 90s in the 20th century 21st century of back in that day they used to do house music but it was like Mario theme Yeah

The Tetris song? Yeah Tetris That was so tight bro I know what you're talking about Yes It's like Yeah I know

I can hear it up my head It's like it's like house music Yeah Yeah Oh I wish you had it right now To play it Bro but that's like this version now It's like they're getting little jingles

or theme songs of movies and stuff, and then they're making it for those. So I'm super happy. I'm good with that. I like it. I was thinking of the games that they would play. Which games? Like if there was a Spanish version of the Squid Games?

Oh, I get you. Oh, like, for sure, Lottaria. Loteria? Like, there you go. Bro. This is the Tetris song. Yeah. All right.

There you go. It's about to hit. Got to hit. Why does it look like? Go. Oh, no, that's not, that's just a Tetris song. No, it goes into the remix. The house goes,

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, okay, okay, okay. That part, that I got. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Where we're glimax at? Where we're close to set? All right.

Thank you for that, Greg. I really want to watch that again. Everyone will listen to that again. Ready? Hey. I can't. We need chocolate one on this. Yeah.

And then it's like, Player 453. What is the Lemonade? 28, February, 12th. Drive slow, homie. Take your time. Ew. And listen to Broadway.

Yes. We have a shout-out to be here. Yes, we have a lot of shout-outs. Betty wants to get a shout-out to Letty. Yay! Betty, every time someone asks me my name because sometimes people don't, for some reason, when I say Letty, people hear Lucky. What?

Yeah. They'll be like, hi, what's your name? And I'll be like, Letty, and they're like, oh, lucky? And I was like, no. I'll say. Like Betty, but with an L. Betty. She says,

You are beautiful and Vic can't run the boards. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Yes. You want to drop? You want to jump. Veronica wants to shout out the Eagles. Let's go.

I want to hear everybody sing the lame eagle song from start to finish because we all made a film. That's the one that likes Umberto. Oh. Look at her other messages. Oh, I had to check him out. Her other message was like, dang, you guys didn't say he was this cute. What? Why is he blushing?

Hey, talk to her. He's sweating. I'm a little wapo. I would be a little. Bro, who are you, Miguel from Coco? A little loco. Bro, and you don't say yourself? I'm a little bit.

No, but you don't say like, yeah. Yeah, I'm a little cute. I'm a little cute. But also the voice he uses. I'm a little loco. Your microphone is talking to your hoodie, not your mouth. There you go. It's the tone.

To me, for me. Yeah, you're supposed to adjust it before we go on here. All right. Talk to her. Talk to her. What's her name? I haven't seen her name. Veronica.

Veronica. Hello. My name is Umberto. And I'm in the brown. How do you, how do you, why do you speak Spanish? Why are you saying Spanish? You don't got raised in English or way? I've never.

Like, you know, Michael's on. You know, like, you know. You want to go to Cali. You want to go to Cali. You're going to steal me from Cali. No, no. No. We're good here.

Oh, God. Okay. Talk to her. In English? In English at best. Act like we're not here. You're talking to her. Go.

I mean, how am I going to talk to her? She's not here. I'm me on IG, bro. I mean, we can talk to him. Bro? You just broke her? You raised me with me when I first, you know. No, you're talking to her.

She thinks you're cute. Say hi. Hi. My name, you know. Yeah. Hey, what's so, Ronica. Thank you. Hey, thank you, Vanikas.

Slat in the DMs. We'll talk. Any lessons from Greg. No, you don't. No, you don't. That's the last guy you asked. I want to see the messages now. Yeah, go to.

This is what you are, Veronica? And the thing is, she's getting like, man. She's like, oh, my God, he's so cute because he's so nervous and stuff like that. Oh, you play the nervous card. That's what he's doing. He's so funny. He's not playing. Big up Bridget.

You know how we had a homie help line? It's the girl. She's with a guy and his hairline is reciting. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So she said, Brown Bag, solution for reciting hair line. My son can help.

He does SMP, which is, I think, the tats. Like, it's tattooing. Oh, the dots? The dots. She said, no for real. Check him out. Backstory. At 12, he got alopecia.

At 15, he got his head tattooed because he hated balding. By 18, he got licensed to be the solution. Now he's 23, and I love what he does. If I can hear you give him a shout-out, spread the word. Anything, that would be amazing. Let's go, Brown Bag. A Z fan. That's awesome.

So it's at dametime. S&P for all my little, all my beautiful men that just happened to be losing some hair. You know what? That comes with age. There's people that didn't even get to the point where they could start losing hair.

So come on. Let's love and appreciate that, okay? I just want. My little loboos. Trust the process. My little loboos. You guys can be ugly. I still love you.

I still love your little faces. Oh, the boobos. But if you need, if you need at S&P, hit up Bridges Sun, all right? All right, damn time.

I see, day time. I have a lot of hair. Can't relate. Anyways. For now. For now. Oh, my God.

The confidence, huh? The confidence when you're young. You just jinx yourself. The confidence when you're young, brother. I got hair. That widows peak is going to start.

And it's going to stay at Wittles Peak. It's just going to go back. You're just going to have like, the like, the McDonald's like, like the last air bend is. Yeah, exactly.

I'm going to do the Wutang simple. All right. All right. All right, we got more shout-outs. Alfred wants to give a shout-out to his goddaughter, Josephine, for making Roosevelt High Varsity's football team. Come on, let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Lewis. Hola. Luis. Diego wants a shout out. His son, Daniel. He's getting a small surgery today.

Daniel. But he said he wants Lettie to do a shout-out to his wife, Maria, in her creepy Tia voice. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. Your kids having surgery. Yeah. God bless your kids.

kid. God bless your kid. I pray protection. I pray a guardian angel in that room. I hope it goes

fast, quick and easy, and he feels no pain, and recovery is fast. Amen. Amen to that. But Maria. Oh,

Maria, how has grown Maria? Give me a brazo. Oh, that is creepy. That is creepy.

That's really crazy. That's really easy. Oh, I want to see your shish. Calmate. How do you say chess is Spanish?

Pets. In my pecho. I don't remember When you're a... An old woman. Tio, calmerty. Tia!

And you're a woman. A woman'sita. That's disgusting. All right. That is so wild. What's my Tio's name? What's the Tio's name? Let's give him a name.

Chencho. I was about to say like something. Chencho. Tiencho. Tio, Chincho. What's the Daniela? Hey, Tio. If you don't

You don't You know To go To go He's Yeah Tio Tio Chancho

Can you help Umberto Get some girls Tio what? Tio chencho Yeah Angelica No no

No me No me No me For something For something Not me did On front I'll

Do a Wita We're being Thee At the parties I don't know Why I'm so good at this

You're We're willing Good at this We're at this We have Birthday shout-outs. Joe Nasty wants a birthday shout-out. He's turning 40.

Joe who? Joe Nasty. Joe Nasty. Yeah. Him and his kids listen every single morning. Did we say on air what Vick got, uh, what Vick contracted? No, I'm kidding. No.

What Vick got pranked with? No. No, no, no, no. Did we say on air? No, we did it. No, we did that. Bro, that's funny. All right, so Vick is doing this thing where he's trying to be Greg.

And he's trying to be on Instagram. Instagram live and on TikTok lives, right? He's trying to do lives now. It was a greatest senior yet. Greg, is on Greg live right now? No, I'm not live right. Oh, okay. He usually on live right without telling us.

Mm-hmm. And Vig started doing that. And so he's doing shoutouts. He's doing shoutouts. It's so. It's so-and-so. What's up so-and-so? Yeah.

And then someone hit him. Mm-hmm. And what was the first name? Um, Marty. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, shout out Marty. And then the last name was.

He's consoi. And he did that. You can put it together. It's in Spanish. And he read it so. Yeah. He read it through. Vick comes back tomorrow.

If he does his little thing, he sees his little thing pop up on Instagram. Send him a whole bunch of names. Yeah. Yeah. We got more birthday shoutouts. Anthony wants to give a birthday shout out to his girlfriend, Esme. Esme.

Esme. He says love you, baby. Even though Greg's back on the field, I still love you. Oh, what? I don't understand. Greg is back in the... I don't... I think he should read the game.

So he wanted a chance, but it's fine? No, like, she's scared that I'm going to take his girl. Oh, okay. It doesn't sound like it. Yeah, it doesn't. It sounds like I'm going to get a crush. I think he's scared that you and him are going to end up together. No, I'm a still.

It sounds like you're almost still his girl. I am. You can't even say her name right. Esme. Esme. Okay. Yeah. Jamie wants to shout out her daughter, Kaylani.

She turns five. Keelani. Jdole. That's how she said it. That's how she said it? I don't think she said it like that. Jay Dolly. What's a birthday shout out?

She turns 21. Come on. Francisco from La Penta wants a birthday shout out. And he says, we make his morning every single morning by roasting each other. Let's go. Oh, wow. Let's go, Francisco. You're welcome.

Francisco, happy birthday. And to all of you, happy birthdays to you. Feliz Cumpalajos. A team. Simp. Or pimp. B I amp. Sit, sip, sit, sit, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip.

Cip, Maxim. Dwyer Howard, former NBA superstar, posted a video with his girl. And in the video, he was, at first he was brushing his teeth. You see him brushing his teeth. It's almost like a get ready with me. Oh, nice. Then he hands her the toothbrush, and she starts using the same toothbrush.

Oh, okay, okay. So he brushed his teeth. Yes. She comes in. Does he wash it? No. That is disgusting. It puts it down.

Okay, so he washed it. No, he puts it down and then she grabs it And then she starts using it That I want to throw up Same toothpaste Same same toothbrush Oh so he doesn't hand it to her She grabbed it

Yeah she grabbed it Yeah but it's like in the same Like I need to see this video bro Yes It was disturbing It was Simp Energy

On Mornings 106 On Instagram For a life of them I wanted to know It's sharing your toothbrush simpy That's disgusting That is gross

I am so Yeah, like saliva you share saliva drinks and all that stuff A straw even all that But it's your toothbrush I mean yeah It's like your thing

I mean I feel it's Cavities I do think it's disgusting To do While they're in the room You've done it When people are not in the room You've used Horace toothbrush

Without him knowing I said what I think is disgusting You think She's not saying she didn't Yeah have you done that before all right y'all acting like

you never love someone I mean I would never do what I did that toothbrush I'm using your deodorant deodorant's a different story I'm using your razor

all right what if I like shake down there he don't shave that down the same he don't shave that down seat all the time see you can use the same That I shaved down there with on your face. I'm not going to use anything of yours, Greg.

I'm not going to use it on your face. And why would I use it on my face? Yeah, you don't use it on your face. I don't know. These are their legs. Yeah. Legs, arms. Wherever their hair is.

My pits. Yeah. All right. Well, yeah, just don't do it because everyone else judges you. No, I mean, I'm just wondering. Don't talk about it, ladies. Don't talk about it. Is it?

That's cute. It's like wearing your sweater. No, it's not. Too much is different. All right. I'm just wondering. Who's the marriage? Who's the married one in here?

Who's married? Me? You're not married. Literally you're not married. I am literally married. I am literally married. That is gross. Like, I'm telling you, I've done it once or twice when I forgot my toothbrush.

When we were traveling. You borrowed her toothbrush. Wow. Oh, so gross. Like, it took me a little while. I'll be like, oh, I don't want to do this. But you did it. Yeah.

But your breast thing is like you want. I had to do it. And then I bought one. I will drive myself. And I bought us both new ones. Yeah. No, I would go to the store with it. With bad breath?

Yes. I'm not sharing any toothbrush. That is disgusting. Yes, you sound like someone that doesn't have a girlfriend. Wow. I still would, even if I did. But you also wouldn't share your food and you also wouldn't share a drink. That's true.

You don't share anything. You're a little germaphobe. Yeah. I still find it disgusting, though. You don't share anything but girls with big. Oh. What? We're not supposed to talk about that.

My turn. Anyway, is it simple. See, I deflected off of what I did. Yeah. But how many. Disgusting, that's what I want to know What? I know it's disgusting But you guys still do it

I know If you're running into a girl's profile And it says followed by Big and Greg At the same time Just leave Yeah, just don't even bother them Let's go It's not even bother me

But yes What do you guys think? Sim or Pimp? That's disgusting Are they married? No, they're just together They're just together? Like you?

I'm married Okay It's a Simper Pimp that He brush his teeth And then his girl also brush your teeth with his toothbrush. It's not of your business. It's not of your business.

Gross. Gross. Gross. None of your business. But we do at our house. None of your business. Yeah, you like my smile, don't you? None of your business.

All right. Gross. Okay. It's simp or pim. Come on go. I think it's pim. It just shows how connected you. That's pink.

What? It shows that in case of an emergency, you can do that. No, that's sim. Go get your own toothbrush. That's sip. That's sip. That's that in love. love that they're sims.

Yeah. You've been in a hotel room with your man. Yeah. What about it? That's it. Yeah. And I was a simp because of that. You know what?

No, but you probably share toothbrush. No, actually, no, I've actually doked with him about it. I'm like, I'm going to use your toothbrush. He's like, no, that's disgusting. I'm like, good. That was a test because that is disgusting. It is disgusting. It is a lot.

It is disgusting. It is. It's a birth to activity. No, I, Bible, I've never shared a toothbrush with him. Jokes on you. when you come over my house. That's how you slept over? The toothbrush are you?

I didn't say here's an extra one. Yeah, I have a toothbrush. I never said those extra. Sit. Sit. You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line.

I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Porky needs our help. That is not true. Yes. It says, Palavra, brown bag.

I'm stuck. My name. His name is Porky? My name is Porky. I have a situation where I don't even know what to do because I'm in love, but I don't know with who. Oh, he's in love. So Valentine's Days in a couple days.

Yep. And I have the hardest choice to make, because I have about four different options to make my Valentine. And I want to love them all equally. The way you're reading it is insane right now. Well, his name is Porky. Porky. I want to love them all equally.

That's a lot of money. I got to spend if I take the knee out. Why are you reading it like that? I know. I don't know what he's doing it. Well, he said Palabra, Brownback. Oh, okay. So you're singing.

Yeah. Gotcha. I'm just trying to get in character. So we will call them the Power Puff girl. So they won't want. What? Start to send you, San Su's Palabra.

I don't know. Isn't that at the end? No. No. That's like a reply. Yeah. Word up. Yeah.

I think word up. Yeah. Like, hey, my name is Porky. Palabra. It's usually at the end of a sentence. No, it's like, Palabra, homie, what do you think you're doing? No, I don't think so.

I'm not thinking. It's usually towards the end, yeah. Actually. Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, Palabra. Yeah. That's like your period. Is it word?

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Porky. We're not judging you, Porky. Go ahead, Porky. So we will call them the Power Club girls. So they won't know I'm talking about them.

Palabra, homie. Yeah, you do that as a, like a response. Yeah. Yeah, well, see, Palabra. Like, I started my sense. with a palabra. Yeah, in response to what I said. But I'm still starting the sentence with a palabra.

He's not getting it. No, it's... Anyway, you can start a sentence, but you don't start a conversation. It's a reply. It's like, whatever, whatever. Like, if you say something, something, like a word. Yeah.

Yeah. So you can start it off. You don't be like, word. What's up, man? Yeah. Thank you. That's a great. That's a good point.

Maybe this was good. Maybe this was good. Yeah, I don't know. Ingris. Respect. Respect. Respect. Respect.

Respect. So we will call them the Powerpup girls. So they won't know I'm talking about them. All right. Can you start over? I apologize.

I'm sorry. You're doing it. For the top. You're doing a great job. It just lets me up. And can you not start with Palabra? Can you end with Palabra? Like, just watch, go, right.

Brown bag. I'm stuck. My name is Porky and I have a situation where I don't even know what to do because I'm in love, but I don't know with who. So Valentine's Day is in a couple of days and I have the hardest choice to make

because I have about four different options. to make my Valentine. And I want to love them all equally. Man, Porky needs to know when a period and a comma needs to go there. We're not judging Porky. You're saying. He ate it. I ate period.

There you go. To make my Valentine's, and I want them all to love me equally, but that's a lot of money I got to spend if I take them each out. Palabra. Palabra. So we'll call them PowerPub girls, so they won't know I'm talking about them. PowerPub. Palabra.

Buttercup. Wait, he's... I'm just reading it how he's saying, like, how he wrote it. I'm just trying to make the math because he said four... There's only three parts of girls. Yeah. Yeah, he probably watched the wrong, the blue leg version. Maybe.

Probably. Unless he included the professor. All right, let him, let him go. Yeah. Was Mojo Jojo one of the girls? They go, he's like, they go, oh, get it. Porky, you... Wait, this is Porky, the cartoon guy?

Hollering at the cartoon girls? I was looking. Finish is my head. Buttercup. I've known her for a while and she's cool and has a vibe but I don't really feel it with her because she kind of belongs to the street

so I am really going to make her my Valentine's because I really would. Yo! Porky! Commas and periods, bro! I don't understand. I don't understand. So he's calling what,

we're nicknaming them. Yeah. All right. So one of the girls that he's in the middle of deciding who should be his Valentine and one of his name Buttercup. Yes.

And he's for the street. He's known her for a while. She's cool in the vibe. I don't really feel it with her because she kind of belongs to the streets. So am I really going to make her my Valentine? Because I really want to. Or am I just bored that I... Bored and I waste my time and money.

Pallossum is a baddie. And I got drunk one night and told her to be my Valentine. And she was hella down. And Brownback, when I tell you she's bad, she is bad. I even told her let's get tickets to go see Brownback Valentine's show together. I even want to buy her. her a huge ramo that's how bad she is. So there's your answer.

I go crazy, spooky, hilarious when I see her. This is a lie. This is a lie. He really said that forky. Then, and then that was one sentence, by the way. I just took positive. I feel like we're getting pranks. I know.

Then there's bubbles where her and I were definitely fill each other and click. We have had a pass before. But when I asked her to be my Valentine, she wrote her eyes and called me a player and told me to stop playing. I loki liked it because she rejected me. And then maybe wants to be her Valentine's. even more. No commas or periods. A big problem is that I'm going to be missing

work Friday night to take one of them out. Wait, isn't there four girls? I guess one got canceled. Okay. Okay. A big problem is that I'm going to be missing work Friday night to take one of their mouths, so I'll be missing out on bread, so I want to make sure the girl I take out is actually worth it because I'm trying to get some mojo, jojo, you know what I mean?

So what should I do, bro? I'm back. I feel like we're getting prank. Talk about the king. of run-on sentences. Serio. Oh, you forgot, Palabra. Palabra.

Palabra. Brown bag. This guy's in, so we're going to say it's three girls, no. Yeah, so it is three girls, not four.

Okay, that makes sense. Why it's farmed up girls. Okay, so we're going to call one buttercup. She's cool, she's down, but she's activea in the streets. Yeah.

She's for the street. But he likes her. Yeah. Then there's another one. He got drunk with. She was down and she's hot. and he's down to go out of gold like in public with her buttercup yeah

yeah that's blossom yeah that's blossom and then bubbles is rejecting him so he wants her yeah guys are like that sounds like a good time I wish I had those problems if that happened to you what would you do

I want all of them first of all but Valentine's days one day yeah I don't know I'd be stuck like I don't like The baddie of course. So blossom. Yeah.

She's really hot. But it's also like getting rejected is also hotter. That's a turn on. Yeah. Because I want her more now. Okay. All right. Let's help Porky.

He doesn't know which Powerpuff girl to pick. And they all have something to offer. I hate that he used the Power Puff girls because they're so cute. And now they're tainted. Yeah. Tainted. No, I see them different. Three of his candidates.

For Val. For Valentine's Day. Oh, what an honor. The three candidates should have been period, common and semi-common and semi-collar. For his brand-off sentences. Grabber was really bad. It was bad. Okay.

So, Porky hit us up and he said that he is Valentine's Day. He's in love. Yeah. Palabra. Palabra. With four girls at the same time, but he only gave us three. Yeah, I wonder what the fourth girl is not going to be his father. It's invisible.

Maybe. Yeah. Okay. So the first one that he's deciding whether to be the Valentine is a girl that he loves kicking it with. But they may be like private about it because she's kind of like for everybody. Yeah. Buter cut for the street. The other girl is someone that he got drunk with recently and asked her and she said yes.

So that kind of would be the old. The goal to, yeah. And he keeps saying that she's really hot. Yeah. Hot. That's so bad. Yeah. She's hot.

And then the last one is one that. he wants to date, but she don't want to date him. He got rejected already. But that makes her what? She wrote her eyes. She rolled her eyes when he asked. And so on Friday, he's like, I would be taking work off if I do something with them. So I got to pick the one that's worth it.

It all is pointing to the one that he thinks is hot and that he asked already. Like, I just don't see the other options working out for my guy. It was just too easy. The fact that it was too easy of an answer? Yes, it makes it like... And like you're low-key dissing the first one, so like, why are you even thinking about her? Like, why are you thinking about her if you're dissing her?

Because at the end, he even says he wants to get some mojo-jo. So who's going to give it? That's what he's looking for? Some-mojos and pizza? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mojo's the pizza. There we go. So then he doesn't want a Valentine's. He wants a mojo-jo-jo.

Yeah. Valentine's. Oh, gosh. No, he wants a mojo-jo-jo on Valentine's Day. So which I get it. Now I get the question. question. The other one I didn't understand. I get the question. No, but the first option, like, buttercup's going to be there regardless. No, but what I'm saying is like, that's why

I feel like in the other conversation where it's like Valentine is like, you kind of dis the first one. Yeah. So why would you even want her? But if he's trying to get like. A bunch of lunch. Yes, if he's trying to get that, then it would, I get why she's even in the equation. Yeah, I get to know. And that's not, let's not too shakies like that, please. Yeah. Well, Mojo. Bomb. Mojos. delicious. I love shaky. Yeah.

The fried chicken, woo. But you're making it just like you made Powerful girls. It's just the other word is kind of like What?

That's what he said. Yeah, that's what he said. Porky, come on, bro. Palabra. Paragia. All right. Greg, what would you recommend? You're in the situation.

If I was in the situation? Yeah. I don't know. I think I'd go with the one that's the batty. It's Valentine's Day. You got to be seen with the batty. safe bet.

You have to be seen with a batting on Valentine's Day. But if you're trying to get Mojo Jojo, that's what the streets are for. Right. So you have the option number one. Or if you want the challenge. See, the challenge is what makes it even hotter. Well, you also got, like, what, one day? You got one day.

Thursday, yeah? Porky has like one day. Now you, Porky. Porky is like one day. I don't know my mean. Palabra. All right. All right.

We got Jorge from Pekoyman Hills. Hey, Jorge. Jorge. Hot hit. What's up? What's up, bro? Holder, you talk to us. What would you tell Porky?

Oh, man. That was tough to hear. I lost some brains. I was listening to that Dogger fan and write that in. Why is he a Dodger's right? Chill. Chill. That's a hater.

That was tough. But you got the story. Yeah, he needs to, yeah, we got the story. But he needs to focus on the guest priorities right. You know, stop worrying about. about these women, maybe they enroll into a community college, I want to end up in the 101 or something. He did his grammar class?

Some grammar classes? I don't even think he'd get to 101. You got to start before that. Yeah, he needs to dig in the garage, get the English in Barreiraeus or something. Oh, my gosh. So he can communicate better. Mauritita las girls, man. That's true.

So, yeah, that's your answer. Bro, maybe spends the time on you this Valentine's. Maybe use that bread and sign them to community college. Intro to English. Punctuation. Yeah, intro. Yeah, right. There we go.

All right. Thank you, Jorge. See? Got to do that. Some grammar classes. What? Oh, gosh. Yeah.

All these answers. All right. E. E in West L.A. What's L.A. baby? West L.A. E. Yo, what's up, brown band?

Vla, blah. What's up? See, it doesn't fit in the beginning of it was sent. All right. In the beginning. in a what is it be hey what's up brown bag how's it going out there

he's going good man how are you what would you like to sell porky hey man if my boy don't get the money for it he shouldn't do nothing but hey I see he's trying to be a player yeah he's and uh he should take the one for the streets to like

Mickey Dees the one that's paying hard to get you know some some tacos and then the the baddie one that he likes I'm all of garden All you can eat Breadstead All you can eat

And salad, yeah I'm disappointed In my boy Greg Greg, man He should have Thought about that What?

Thought about what? Be a big dog Oh You want to be a big dog You would have Took in all three homie Yeah

This is not about me This is about porkie here This is Porki Marano But you try to be a big dog Homie Yeah Be a big dog

Yes be a big dog Hey you sound like a big dog Have you ever been in a position where you had to pick one girl over another you had where you were in love with a few of them now i'll take all of them if i can take all of them if you can that's a talent all right you have a good day do respect you can scare me a little bit hey hey you know what it is what you're falling for me lettie oh so when girls fall by you know let's think you're falling for no no that makes no sense so You just got riszed up right now.

A girl getting scared of a guy makes you guys think that. Leave him. Leave him because they do think that. They do think that. Just like how this one, bubbles rejects them. Yeah, has you. It's the same thing. Bubbles rejects them.

What is this guy? Are you following? Shout out to you from Wessel. That delivery was insane. What? Hey, I don't know. It should be my Valentine. And I got my girl.

Then there's Letty. And I could tell she's falling for me. So she's married, but. All right. Okay. All right. Greg, everyone knows this to you. That's not me.

What are you talking about? It's not me. I would never do something like this, ever. Let's go to Jordan. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Good morning, good morning. What's up? Good morning.

Good morning. To you. What parts of Mission Hills do you live? I used to live right there. Dude, I don't even know. Just Mission Hills by the Keys and Mission Hills. By the Keys? Oh, by the car.

By the Car said. Yeah. Same too. I know there's a McDonald's. right there there there's the arby's right there yeah yeah yeah the arby's so weird to me yeah i was because it's like the hat like a huge oh yeah oh yeah i used to live on halbring you know where that's at oh yeah it's pretty close yeah yeah shout of us mission hills what's up all right all right jordan talk to us what would you tell this guy porky who hit us up and he has he's in love with hella

girls the three that he told us about are like the power puff girls he says one is for the streets we're going to call her he called her buttercup yeah then one is super bad like so bad like oh my gosh like she's so hot and she already said yes then yeah that's blossom yep and then one he's calling bubbles she said no thank you leave me alone and then so he was like oh my god i want her i want her jordan what would you suggest i'll give a a quick shout out real quick to my mom we listen to every morning in the car and right now i'm my friend i'm on my friends are now, too. We listen to every single day. Hey, what's the day?

All right, but I think he should take all of them on the date, all of them to the OC fair. To the O.C. Fere? What's what happened to right now? Get them on a ride all together, get them a little turt. So at the end of the day,

they forget about what happened, and they forget that they all went on to take each other. And at the end of the day, they all have fun. And they all go, they all have fun at the O.C. Fair. Jordan. Palabra. Is this something you done?

He used my lab or right. So I'm not mad at you, Jordan. Did you and your homies come up with this answer? Yeah, we came up with it together. And then if you guys thought, like, hey. How old are you guys? We're 60. Jesus, great.

Oh, my God. No wonder. That makes sense. Respectfully, that's a mission from Mission Hills to OC Fair. That's wild, y'all. You can't even buy. Thank you for the San Fernando Mall. That's the closest you could do.

Hey, my friend drives So we're all good We'll get their same There's, you said There's three girls That's enough for the car All right All right, we're in the car

With them right now All right, shout out to Are you, do you all have girlfriends Yeah, all of us do Okay, good Okay You would never do that to your girls, right? No, no, never

Never Yeah, yeah We're going to ask We're going to ask you When I was a LC fair What did you do at the LC Fair? Why the L.C. All right, bro.

Have a good morning. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Larry is. That is far. That is far. See, what you do is you go to a fair

that's not even happening right now. And you drive. In a city far, far away. An hour and a half out from Michigan Hills. You won't get cut. Yeah, that's what they're thinking. You get them turned as 16-year-olds. Yeah.

Who knows? They might get along. That a car full of, the teen boys came up with that. That's a good solution. Shut. You're going to get to the O.C. You're going to get to the L.C.

I'm going to afford one ride. One day. Carlos, Carlos, is here. Carlos. What's so, Carlos? Good morning. Buenos days. Buenos dears.

Good morning, Buffy. How are you? I'm good. And yourself? Good. Carlos, talk to us. What would you tell Porky? I would tell him

sent him all. a group text and then see who which one bites. Maybe they all three might. You know what I'm saying? It's like pulling a slot machine in Vegas. You might get lucky. All three might be a winner, you know? What on earth are you saying?

Why do you guys are? That sounds. I'll be honest. Hey, look. I expected this from the 16-year-olds. Not you, Carlos in Long Beach. No, let me take a divorce right now. Carlos.

What? What's up? You go. You go. Look, look. Or you just take them one out for breakfast. one for lunch and one for dinner. You know what I mean?

You got to have the wife, the girlfriend, and the mystery. You know what? You never know. Damn, that's why it didn't work out. No.

You were crying on the phone last week, Carlos. I was crying because they hurt my feelings when I was told this shit, but I'm good. Okay. All right. I like, you know.

Yeah, you never know. You might get lucky. It's Valentine's Day. They might all three say, let's do it. You know what? I feel like maybe butter could bite me down.

Yeah. Thank you, Do you have a good morning, bro. I love you. Hey, hey, you know what? Hey, I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there Saturday. You're going to go to our live show?

I cannot wait. I need to take a photo with you, bro. For sure, for sure. I love the delusion and the optimism at the same time. We're like, hey, it's a possibility. All of you guys. Put up in the group chat. It's the smartest thing, you know.

They're going to take the beat. I love that. And honestly, you don't grow out of it because Carlos is old. And the kids in the cars. super young so y'all y'all are born with it you all y'all are born with hey but if it works out

we could dream can we we can we? We could dream all right and Porky loves a lot of girls okay he's hungry for this Valentine's and I like how Carl's like hey it's Valentine's Day they might be all desperate too

for love they might say yes you know you know how vulnerable we are on the day of love that's true though now I'm like okay all right so this guy Porky

He likes at least three girls He told us four But then he only told us about three One of them is for the streets though The other one is super fine And already told him yes But it might have felt too easy for him That he like is like why is this super fine girl

So easy to get That could be scary too Yeah She's a low key Number three Number three girl She said no Straight up yep

But he wants her Yeah but But I want her. He wants her. So we got Kayla and Downey on the line. Kayla, I need a girl's perspective. What's up, Kayla? Oh, my gosh.

You're tripping out because I was sharing that. It's the same situation, but I'm a girl now. I'm single. I'm dating. I got like four guys that I've been talking to. And I'm trying to like figure it out, man. All right, Kayla. Take him to the OC Fair, Kayla.

Take them all to the OC Fair. And put them in a group chat together. Put him in a group chat. For real, I heard the OC fair. I'm like, wait, is there really an OC fair? No. No. When is OC fair?

It's like in July, August. Yeah. It's not right now. You're a whole separate homey help line. I'll hold on, hold on. Don't hang up, Kayla. Don't hang up. I'm there. There's four guys texting you right now. Good morning. That's crazy. That's crazy. I'm crazy. Well, it's called a bluff. And we're going to give her the same energy we gave this one. We're not going to say, how dare you be that way. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Same energy.

Same energy. Same energy. We'll see. Hey, she can dream, can she? Yeah. Might work out. That's a wild dream. David.

David, I want you to know, David, from me so late, I've been waiting for you. I've been waiting for you to call in. Because I feel like multiple, multiple candidates is like your bat signal. Hold on. They're calling me. Disclaimer, it used to be, all right? Oh, okay. Used to be.

We tired. Allegedly, reportedly, right? Yes, so metal, David. David, what would you tell Porky that's in the situation you used to be in? So, check it, right? This is how it goes. Little free game, you guys could thank me later. So, look at it.

This food right here, first of all, he's not in his lane, right? Because if he can't afford all three of them, he's tricking. Right? Straight up, that's what it is. He's tricking off. So he needs to stay in his lane and just do the hood. rat, right, right? And you know what? He said bubbles. I got a Tia named Bubbles. And if you're talking about, and if he's talking about fine, hey, my Tia's off.

Hey, hello. Hey, dog. She's hot? My Tia's a lot of fine. She's like 380 pounds of fine, you know? If she's in that category, I don't know if his definition of fine, you know what I mean? Yeah, okay. Bubbles to him was the one that rejected him, but he still wants her. Bubbles was the one that said no.

Yeah, and everybody wants my ass. I'm making you make the name up, or you guys made the name up. He made the names up. Huh? He made the names up. Hey, hey, that's crazy, but I don't know. That's my ass from the hood.

And, hey, if she's her, I'm going to talk to her. Yeah, ask her, ask her. Hey, it's probably your fault. They probably listened to hear you. And then... We say... We don't say... P.laura.

We say Pisha. Pisha. You know what I mean? That's a new one. Pisha. You know what you know? Do you start a combo with it or do you end a combo with it?

Well, look, it depends how you're gonna... There are different ways of starting it, right? So, like, if you're gonna be... If somebody asks you something, like, hey, what you think about this? And you feel like this, you're gonna be like, Palabra listen, food, right? You could be like that. Right?

Or you could start it off if you really mean something. Like, P-shot? P-shot? Let you, fool. All right, we'll do, we'll do it. We'll do that. We'll do the hood talk on afterwards. Sorry that I asked.

Hey, hey, one more. One more. Can I ask you one more question? Yeah. Yeah. That was it. How do I, how do I get on the homey hop line? You need a homey offline?

You DM us. You have a phone? Yeah, you are. You're calling us. Yeah. You have Instagram? No, you're not. Oh, my little baby.

Where do you get the paper? No, he's not. I'm out here in the rain. I'm right here in the rain. that Yoli's liquor on the corner. I was going to tell you, it sounds like you're on a payphone. I promise you. Look, look, hit the side of the payphone.

Hit the side of the payphone. I did. I kicked it. Okay. David, send us a photo of your Tia? Send us a photo, your Tia. Yeah, I got a juicy one for the homie out. It's not going to sound believable.

No, no, no, no. Stop Chia is a bit. Your Tia. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. I'm going to send a flick of my Tia? Yeah. There's enough.

I don't think there's enough. Camerlind, eh? Zoom out. All right. Bye, David. I'm going to put you on hold. You tell Umberto your homie hubline. Jesus guy.

That's from the David himself. David himself. I want to hear that girl's story, though. I know. We're going to go to it. But it's like, how do we tell Porky? Like, what's the answer for Porky? I don't think what's the answer.

I got the answer for him. What's the answer? This is what it is, right? You say yes to blossom. Which is which? The baddie. Lock her in. That's it.

That's it. Okay. Oh, yeah. Just lock in the bat. Just lock in the safe bed. You don't know how many more baddies you're going to be able to get in this life. You got two days to lock in the third one that already is acting, acting hard to get. Yeah.

So why waste that energy? Yeah. Just lock it in. Like you said, she's for the street. Someone, she has someone else already, bro. Yeah. And if it's trying to be with you. If Blossom, if Blossom doesn't give you the bunch of lunch, you know that buttercup will be ready.

I don't know. He's mixing up the late. I don't even know who too. Hey, but number three that said, no, bro. You show up to her crib with flowers. She's going to call the cops. So leave her alone. Go with the one that said yes to you.

The blossom. Blossom. And the number three. All right. All right. All right. Oh my God. I've been winning.

Kayla. Kayla. Hey, girl. Okay. I can't stop laughing. I'm so embarrassed, but I have to call it. No, it's okay. It's okay.

Did this spoke to you? You were like, oh my God. Me too. Yeah. Yes, dude, I was like, oh my God, I really need to pay attention to this. Palabra. All right. Talk to us, Kayla.

What's going on with you? Well, yeah, like this whole week, like, they started with the conversation of, like, what are you doing for Valentine's? I'm like, dang, like, okay. Then the other guy, what are you doing for Valentine's? So I'm trying to like, okay, what? How am I going to split myself? But do I even want to do that? You don't listen to him.

Like, I don't even know if I want to do that. I just heard you guys say something like, put your energy on the one you think it is. Yeah. So I'm kind of like, okay, do I want to do that? But like, what if he's not it? And how about the other guy? Like, when I hit him up the next day, they're going to, I don't think they're going to be like, oh, yeah. Like, what you do yesterday?

I don't know. I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're going to have the answer for the one you chose. Yeah. So how many dudes is it? So there's like four Okay

And you're Are you newly single? I got a good morning text from all four How beautiful What a queen How beautiful is that You're getting water No it's not a nice situation

Being single is rough out here y'all Like it ain't the same Not for you Not for you, you got four? What? Okay so how long have you been single? Yeah all four with like red flags all over there Like

That sounds like you have a type Four David's Can it be five? All right. So tell us how long you've been single? For like two years. Two years. In a minute already.

How do you meet these guys? Well, it's going out, you know, like here at Downey, the bars, you know, right? Okay, at the bars. You're at Joseph's, huh? Bessos, you know, if you haven't been there, you got to check it out. I know where she's at. Okay. I'm going to go find it.

Do you want the fifth? Do you want a fifth? Yeah. Make it number five. So they hit on your first. you they get your number, your Instagram, and then they're talking, right? You've been talking to them.

Which one are you been talking to the longest, or are they all recent? I think there's one that's probably been like two months. They're all kind of fresh. Okay. They're all kind of fresh. All right. Which one's Donatello?

So there is one that doesn't have kids. Okay. The other ones do. All right, boom. Donatello doesn't have kids. All right. Right, right that down. Until he doesn't have kids.

Okay. Tell me about the next one. Okay. What are we going to call the next one? Leonardo. Okay, Leonardo. Leonardo, let me see. Who's Leonardo?

Which one fits Leonardo? Okay. So, Leonardo, he's single, but he's much older. Ah, older men, old. And he has kids. And he has kids. He has, like, a kid almost my age. Oh, wow.

Hey, does he have money, though? Leonardo has a sword. Yeah, he does. He's pretty sad. He's pretty sad. He's good at. Oh, real estate, real estate. All right.

Who's Raphael? Who's Raphael? Rafael. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, okay, I can, I totally see Raphael. So Raphael does have two kids. But he has, like, full custody of his kids because, like, the lady, like, disappeared. Oh, so they're in the house at all times.

Yeah, so I don't know. That's a red flag already, no? No, I don't know. Well, it depends. It depends if you want him to pay attention full time or part time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need full time. He need full time.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell us something about him, though. Is he hot? Does, like, does he, is he more sweet? Like, tell us, what's the pro to him? Okay, so the pro to him, which one, too? Leonardo. Rafael, Rafael.

Two kids. Rafael, sorry. Dang, that's crazy. Okay, so Rafael, the one with the two kids, he is really sweet. Like, he pays attention to me, like, Monday through Friday, but then the weekend comes, and he's like, oh, I have my kids. kids like I'm going to go hang out my kid well that sounds nice that sounds like a great

he sounds really responsible when I get to see when you get to see Leonardo and the other guys but like you know okay okay Michelangelo Michelangelo who's that one there's that many ninjas okay I think that's gonna be the main one that's the main one all right well you took

forever to tell us that we've been that's a two month there but the thing with him is that this guy like be disappearing like he'll come one day and then the next day in my A and then the next day next day he's like oh my bad like i wear graveyard shit like how are you and i'm kind of like hmm so he's inconsistent he's inconsistent he's not consistent i definitely need consistency

well uh and and and it's great you leave her lower she's confused right now a question about about him the main one that you're saying what's his pro because he said he goes okay his pro he was he's he's really open my ball he feels towards me He makes good money He's cute You know Yeah Okay that's good

That's good Okay So yeah Michelangelo The one she's dated She's been talking to the longest He does like He's inconsistent

He goes her sometimes Because MIA But he's really sweet You know He makes money And that's good Okay Then we have Leonardo

Angie can tell him by Leonardo Single older And he has a kid Almost her age Wow He's a realtor Yeah And he makes money

Okay And then Raphao Rafael. He's the one that has two kids. Pays attention to her Monday through Friday, but then on the weekends, he goes like, hey, he got my kids. Yeah. Can I be splinter? No, stop. And then, and then who's the... Donatello? Donatello. He asked, oh, she just told us no kids. Yeah.

Okay, tell us something nice about Donatello. Please don't let it be that he has no kids. Okay, so something nice about Donatello. You know what? I really like the way that he has a relationship with his mom and his sister. He loves them and adores them, which tells me, like... Okay, if he's like that way his mom and his sister, like he must have a good heart. You know, like that kind of how he's him. Family morals.

Yes, I love that. Yeah, yeah. There you go. All right, what's his con? Okay, his con is that his job. Nothing bad with this, y'all. Like, I'm not even trying to bash, but like he only works at like, what is that thing when they pick you up and drop you off? DoorDash, no, Uber lift, lift, something like, lift?

So he's like a, he's like a car. He's a freelancer. Is it a car service? Or? Yeah, like he'll just live or Uber or something like that. But you, first of all, you said nothing wrong with this, but then you also said this is his con. So it is. It's because I need more than just having someone.

Yeah, like that's like a career. Is he young? Is he your age? How is he? He is 34. Wait, how old are you? I'm 32. Okay, so, okay, okay.

And you don't have no kids? I don't have no kids. I want to in time sticking. Well, there's three people that have kids that are real team. All right. So, it's why I was dating guys with kids to see, like, you know, but I don't know. I'm a mess. I need to play right out.

They stopped. All four of them have asked you. They sound good guys. All four of them have asked you to be their Valentine. Or, like, let's do something on Valentine's Day. Except the one with the two kids, the one that has them on the week. He's busy with his kids. That's why.

Yeah. Yeah. And that's kind of like, okay. Yeah, whatever. It's okay, you have three other ones. Which one are you most attracted to? Which one's the most fine? You know what?

I think hearing myself, thank you guys for your help. I think this helped me realize that it's going to be... Honestly, I think it's going to be the older guy. I'm going to go with it. But I don't know when I called him. I was about to say his name. Rafael. Is Raphael the older one?

No. He has two kids. No, no. Rafael is not the older one. The older one's Leonardo. Leonardo's older. The real estate? Yeah, real estate.

He has kids too. Yeah, kid almost her age. Yeah. He's older. You know, I think I'm going to do that. All right, hold on. What?

Thank you. Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Don't try to escape. Is Leonardo's rule name Jose Luis? Is that my dad?

No, no, no, no. No, no, he's not Jose Luis. Okay. All right. Why she's trying to run so fast? I know. Why she's trying to run away? Why that dates girls that are literally my age

And I'm like, what are you doing, Jose? You're going to give me something. Like, you're going to give me a, what is it, a condition. Just don't trust girls my age. Why did you choose the older guy all of a sudden? Like, all of a sudden you want to be. Because we did the layout with her. Yeah, like this is what we do, like pros and cons.

We literally, this is what girls do. Yeah. Give us the pros, give us the cons. We write, rewrite. We just did it. Yeah, but that's good. That means she don't have to share time or like pretend to be stepmom. Like she just.

Oh, you're going to have to one day though. No, because the kids are. She probably does taxes already. Wait. What about if that kid and her went to the same? I don't mind. You're adding extras. You're adding extras.

Kayla, does Michael Angela have kids? You have to explain Michaelangelo. He's the main one. He goes M.A. He has inconsistent. And he's very open to you about his feelings. No, he doesn't. Oh, okay.

No kids. Okay. Girls really break you down like this, huh? Yeah. And do you see how we got a solution? That fast? Yeah, I really like this. Thank you.

Yeah, no, no. Wait. Wait. Because I was honest. I like that we're going to go with Kayla because you're like, she's Kayla. I may not get with Kayla. Michael Angelo.

No, he's, she needs consistency. That's what she said. Yeah, but he's very open. Like, he tells her how he feels about her. How is he going to be consistent if there's a kid? Because just as he's telling her, he doesn't have a kid. He doesn't have a kid. He's telling another girl the same.

He's being, when he's not there for her, he's there for another girl, okay? And you don't want them. Yes. Yes, let me. Yes. With the girl with four guys right now. All right. There you go.

So we are going with, we're going with Leonardo. Yep. Leonardo. The older dude has a kid. She just wants his money. That's it. Older dude win. And you're going to have a great.

And she's going to have a great Valentine's day. She was going to be just. Remember how we said we're not going to judge? Remember how we're not judging? No, that dude's 60. He's 60 years old. She's going to get a great present. You're going to get him a cane.

He's a 154. He's 54. he's 54. He's 54. My God. He's about to be Jesus. He's 50. Y'all is trying to judge here and you guys were not judging Porky, aka Greg.

54 years old. He's about to be Jesus. That is old. Kayla. You can get parking. Kayla, you have a good. Angie, where's your mic? Say something, Angie.

Right here, right here. All right. Congratulations, Kayla. Congratulations to you. You have a great Valentine's Day. I'm very happy that we helped you. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Hold on the line, actually.

Hold on the line, actually. I kind of want to meet you. I do, too. You want to meet her? Yeah. Yeah, so it's just so I can short 54's not even worth it. Oh, you know what? I'm short of 54 inches.

Jesus Christ. We need that age bracket in our ratings, okay? Oh, yeah. Let's get her info. Hey, Umberto, get her info. I don't trust Umberto. Invite her Friday and invite her in studio. And invite the C-Sysson.

Yeah, you know, bring the Csson. We have a parking spot in the front for him. Annoying. He got the best parking. Yeah. That's a little elevator to, too, everything. Y'all they're big haters.

There's seniors in parking? Yeah, there is. We'll make it right for him right there in the front. I'm serious. No, there's not. Okay, chill. Fifty-four, he doesn't even get the senior discount yet. Yeah.

What, 55? Yeah. So, respect. Oh, you little 28-year-old. You'll see. You'll see. I give it to the guy pulling, what, she's 33? Yeah, 32.

32. Hey, shout out Leo, man, Loki, you know what? Yeah. I'm kidding. Shout on her. She's bagging somebody that's going to give her a retirement plan. And she's going to have a great Valentine's Day. I want to see what she looks like pulling a 55-year-old.

I want to see it. And why is Leo at Bessels? Why are you guys so upset? Yeah. Why is he 55 at the club? Hold on. Yeah. Ask her.

Why is she 55 at the club? Why is Leo at the club? Gregory. I'm not going to be 55 at the club. Oh, well, the way that is. I will put that down right now. If you see me 55 at the club, that means taking me to a retirement club. What?

This requires an investigation. What age are you stopping going to the club? 32 34 34 I see 34 maximum so you're too old to be at the club

He doesn't go to the club He doesn't go to the club He doesn't go to the club Y'all would Okay I don't go to the club Okay 54 at Bessos and Downey

That is like I will never go to the club Shout out We're not gonna bash We're not gonna bash men Okay Shout out to the 54 year old man Yeah I agree

Who's probably recently single And you'll see this when this This happens to you Because the way that America works. The way that America works is not set up for happy homes.

It's set up for divorce. He should be at a golf course. And they should be able to go out to clubs and date and find new people. I agree. People their age. I agree.

Well, maybe he turned in his age. No, because I bet you when you're 54 and it's the thing with guys, you want to pull the youngest possible.

No, that's weird. That's a, that's y'all. I agree. I wonder if he just saw her his son's graduation photo. I'm like,

where's she at? I've seen her in Bestel's before. Y'all are big mad that this older man pool. That's why I want to see what she looks like. All these fools that call. You think Carlos is not old? You think David H.R. is not old. Like, all these fools are old.

And guess what? You're old too. I'm not old. The youngest bros that could talk like bros were the 16-year-olds. Everyone is old to them. They're going to the fair. The way Maximo talks, the way you talk is like, bro, y'all are old. I am old.

Crench. That's what they're thinking. You're in the same bracket as a 54-year-old. You don't even know it. Get your brain, girl. Get that. dinner. Oh, gosh.

Oh, no. I like that we helped her. I'm very glad that we helped her. She's charged with her like five seconds. You're so mad. Yeah, because she's just choosing the money. That's it. No, she, we wrote it out.

She said it's going to work for her. He pays attention to her money for fraud. All right. All right. We have to end. We have to end. We literally have to end, Greg. I'm mad, you're too mad.

It's weird. She's mad. Someone did lift. I didn't like that. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's not that someone didn't live, but like, that they're like. Family morals. That.

And I'm sure you guys I get it too Like hey like this girl Don't have a career going for her With his mom and sister Y'all come on I'm so mad Okay

Let her explain it Go ahead It's just like if you're like Yeah I'm dating this girl And one is a lawyer The other one she works retail And it's not bad But like she's the same age

As the lawyer girl It would like They would just be something You consider You yeah Especially her saying That she wants kids soon And all that

All right Well we helped someone On the Homey Hubline Porky, aka Greg, not so much. But Kayla, we helped her. We helped her. We did. I'm going to steal her from her.

If you need Valentine's homie helpline, hit us up. Round 9-1-066. We're solving problems left and right. Listen, if Porky bags number two, number three, is going to get mad and come. Well, I think that's the goal, right? Yeah, that's exactly. Double entendre. What's going on?

I know I made it when I make one of them. All right. All right. Well, we did it. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, look at it. We did it.

We did it. We have VIP wristbands to go to rolling loud. So we are looking for someone to play heads up, seven up with us. Heads up, seven up. Okay? On the line, let's see who we have on the line. We have Serena from Brea. What's up?

I'm here. Hi. Hi. Hi, you're here. You're there. I'm not taking roll. Chill out, Serena. Serena, are you going to school?

No, I'm actually. early to work. Oh, you're in a flower shop. Oh, nice. Present. I'm here. Okay. All right. Serena, you're going to play heads-up seven up with us. I know it's like, how would I even do that?

So, everyone's going to put their head down on the table from Greg, Angie, and Maximo. So these are your options. Greg, Angie, and Maximo. Then Umberto is going to walk around and choose one of them and put their little thumb down, okay?

You can only use your hand to put their thumb down, okay? No other body part. Umberto. Crazy. Say okay. Say okay. Why is so excited? Yeah. So, Umberto's going to pick one of them to push the little thumb down, all right?

After he does that, you're going to tell me whose thumb he put down, okay? If you guess correctly, if you guess correctly, you win these tickets. Okay. Also, you work at a flower shop? Where? Yeah. It's just a brand mall. Oh. At the brand mall.

The one in the middle of it? The flower shop in the middle? Yeah. Yeah. I've been there. You've been there. What's like the flower of the moment? What are you getting like requests for for like for Valentine's Day?

Oh my God. There's just so many bouquets. We're going to be turning them out though all day on Thursday and Friday. So anybody need last minute of bouquets. Okay. Have you ever had someone call and be like, hey, I want a bouquet for my wife. And then I want a bouquet for this other girl. Don't ask no questions.

We have this kid that comes and he's had a, a few different girlfriends and like it's a joke we'll be like oh is this for the same girl and then he'll be like that. But low key a kid giving out flowers I'm not mad at the gentleman like he can't keep the girl but I do like

the chivalry. Yep. Yeah. The gesture. Yep, little stuff for sure. Little stuff and then you're like Greg, go home. Go home. Wait, she's talking about Greg. All right. All right. So guys, heads down, thumbs up. Not bum's up, Greg. Weirdo. Thumbs up.

Thumbs up. Okay. All right. You have three seconds to touch somebody. All right. Okay. Three, two. Not you baby girl one.

Okay. Umberto just touch somebody. All right. Tell us who he, whose thumb he put down. Was it Maximo? Was it Angi or was it Greg? Maximo. Okay.

Umberto, tell us whose thumb you pushed down. Engie's. Gross. Okay. I'm sorry. Bro. She has a boyfriend. Serino.

Hold on line. Hold on line. He was waiting for his moment. That's so disgusting. He didn't tap it. He wrote it. All right. No, he forced it down.

Yeah, he did. He forced it. I saw. I saw. She was saying no at first. No, no. But Angie, when someone touches your thumb, you've got to put it down, really. I know.

Now I know. Now you're it. Now you're it. By the way, baby girl, don't hang up the line. Don't hang up the line. Angie, now you're it. Umbretto, you put your hand down. Put it down.

Umberta wants to be chosen so bad. All right. Hold on, hold on. We got Michael on the line. What's up, Michael? Yo, what up, brown bag? What's up, bro? All right, same thing, Michael.

So, Maximo, Umberto, and Greg have their heads down and their thumbs up. All right, Angie's going to choose one of them. Okay. She has three seconds. Three, two, one. Okay, Michael, whose thumb did she push down? Was it Greg? Was it Maximo or was it Umberto?

Greg. Greg. Okay, Angie, tell us whose thumb you put down. Makismo Yeah Hold on the line, Michael Hold on the line, Michael Hold on the line, Michael

All right Wow, it's not that easy Maximo, it's your turn now It's your turn now I thought this is gonna go way by way faster All right But I do like Heza 7-up

I really wish I was you guys Okay Maximo Just push someone's thumb down And we have Eline Eileen, is Eileen Eileen

What's up Eileen and Westcovina Eileen and Westcovina Eileen your options are Greg, Angie, or Umberto Maximo put one of their thumbs down. Whose thumb did he put down? I'm going to say

Umberto. You guys suck at playing. No, he put Angie. He put Angie, man. All right. I'm an Angie, man. Come on. I thought it was going to be way easier.

Why is the one touching me? You want to be touched? I don't be touched. It's not fair. All right, hold on. I thought we were friends here. We're playing one more round. You're like the kid that.

And everybody won't. If you just played, hold on the line because you know me. All right. Let's just do two years. Hold on. Par 106. Who's this? What's it?

You're from? Hello. Hi. Hi. I'm calling from Southgate. All right. You're calling on 17 different phones, too. What's your name?

Marina. Marina. Hi, we're going to play heads of seven up, Marina. It's Angie's turn again. Fools, pull your heads down. All right. Maximus heads down. Umberto's head down.

And Greg's head is down. Okay. Angie, you have three seconds to press someone's thumb down. All right, baby girl, whose thumb did she push down? Was it Maximo? Was it Greg, or was it Umberto? Greg's. Angie, can you tell us whose thumb you put down?

Gregie! Let's go! Oh, my gosh! You proud. Congratulations. Thank you, guys. Thank you. You're welcome.

How do you get so many phones? Yeah. I work at a hospital and I have two phones. Bras! I'm glad you won I'm glad you won't Now go to check out your patience Go to your rounds

Go to your rounds Jesus What's up This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill Where are you from Esse? Don't you know I'm local There's a new video that surfaced

Of Taylor Swift Tay Taye Backstage at the Grammys Once it had wrapped And all of that And we had seen her at the Grammys It happened two weekends ago You know she was dancing

Oh, she's having time of a life. Oh, she was having the time. It was like her party. It's like her kinsa and everybody showed up. She's saying hi to everyone. She's toasting. You know, she's the A minor. There she is, right?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Being all crazy. Being all crazy over there. I think that we said it feels like she's really busy. So this is the time she could see her friends. She can be turning up. So there's a video that's surfaced.

You could check it out on Brown Bag Mornings 106 on Instagram, where she's tipping the staff backstage. at the Grammys. And clearly the Grammys happening out here. And it was a moment that I didn't know necessarily that, like, it was, it was touching to me. No one knew. Like, she's not, oh, here, watch me do this, right? Yeah.

So initially she's passing by staff. The staff two appear to be Hispanic staff members of, like, I guess, like, the cleanup crew, the janitorial crew, right? They have a big, like, trash can that they're pushing into, to, like, clean up after all the celebrities, right? So she seems to be passing by Says hi to one of them Then doubles back And it's like here

And then she's tipping them Which I don't know I saw that And one it reminded me of that movie Where's the one Is it Ginger? Her name is Ginger And she she tips the staff

Brough I'm such a G This is such a gangster flick Yeah her name is Ginger I want to say it's Casino Okay Y'all never see Casino Is it Casino Jose?

Yeah She's like She's tipping the valet driver's extra Like she tips everybody so they could be good to her and was like, damn, is Taylor Swift's ginger? Maybe. But I just thought it was nice, I guess,

especially in this climate, not necessarily that we need handouts, but she did it not posting it, not be public about it. You know, kind of just someone caught her in the act. But why she had the money in her hands already? Because she's Taylor Swift.

Yeah, fool. And that's probably something she does. Lucky, she probably tips the staff. I feel like she does. People have said that, I guess, dancers on tour and stuff of that nature or not. I think she goes a little bit extra for the people that work.

Tip the truck drivers. Yes. I think she gave them, I'm not sure if it's like, the truck drivers. The truck drivers for the tour. Like a bonus. They each had to go from city to city transferring like the stage and all that. So what she did is that I think every bus driver and truck driver got,

I don't know if it was like a hundred K or something like that, but a tip from her. Yeah. Dang. And not for nothing, but I know like this girl got booed at the Super Bowl. Reportedly allegedly. Reportedly allegedly. And I guess I know how much we clown her.

for a lot. You know, like when you look at like a figure like that, she's going to get these jokes. People are going to clown, like the music she makes who she's dating. Oh, I'm sick of looking at her. Oh, like, people will say that.

But I guess in these moments where you see something like that, it made me appreciate her. She's worth $1.6 billion? Yeah. She got money like never. Yeah, I believe it. Yeah. Yeah, no, she has, and I know she's not from L.A.,

she's from Philly. But I do think she has like a soft spot for her in L.A. like when she came to Sophy Stadium and she made the earthquake. You know? Yeah. For her show. And I know there's people that love her, the Swifties, again, I get, I think artists with fan bases, it gets easy to clown them. Yeah.

But it's really cool to have seen this moment. And then I feel like there's a lot of times when people say like, you don't want to meet like your heroes, meaning like an artist that you grew up listening to and you love. And when you see things like this and it's not being recorded, that was Jose. Was it? Was it you, Jose? I'm just digging. You're just ratting this morning Yeah I know I got to stop hanging out with Greg

Oh, dang Greg No but you see them And you see moments like this Not being recorded Just off genuine love Yeah You appreciate it Because I've been backstage

Where there's artists Yeah That are really rude to the staff Or you know There's a Latin artist I'm not gonna say his name But huge He would want the staff

To face the wall When he'd walk through the hallway Yeah I've seen those types of requests too Because he doesn't want people to react or, I don't know. But it's like this feeling is crazy. Oh, they're going to look at me. It's a thing.

Yeah. And like seeing this just lets you know how she is. She's very humble. A genuine person. Yeah. I want to invite Taylor to La Carnasala. Oh my God. Me too.

I want to be her friends. I want you to know Taylor. You're invited. I want to tell her that she's one of the biggest sips. But like respectfully. But like, look at things she'd be. Like down and clown about it too. People get hurt.

Yeah. I don't know. I guess I'm just seeing like all the anti stuff towards her. And I'm just like, dude, you see someone like that behind the scenes. And again, we've seen videos of people be rude. Yeah. Someone throw a phone of like you don't want anyone to look at you. But to be able to see her in that moment, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's tight.

Like, I got to shout it out. I had nothing to do with Los Angeles. But I was in Los Angeles. Yeah. She was out here. I was like, stop. You better stop. Okay.

Yeah. That's his kind of. of scrolling. Yeah, it kind of seems like very viral to me. Well, you could have done it. It kind of seems like a little sombrous all right, you know? Yeah. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's Simp.

Shout out, Taylor. We just appreciate you over here. All right. And by the way, it's raining. There's you don't know. Oh, thank you. There we go. There we go. Where's Greg?

Where's Greg? Where's Greg? Where's Greg? Where is Greg? Where is Greg? Where is it? Where is it? Where am I going?

I'll go somewhere right now. Let's go. Greg, he's lost. No, chema, cut. No, chema, co. No, yeah. You just find me up. In Edgar News,

Umberto. These are all things that we haven't done in a long time. For real. Hold on, hold on that. Brown Bag Mornings Investigates. Yeah, we haven't done that anymore. You have a good. I like, I like that one.

Here we go. That was a good one to do. That was good. That was good. Six on the way. Oh, yeah, G20. We have so much, I want you to know. We talk so much during the morning, but there's still so much that we want to do.

Don't tell them that. Yeah, don't sorry, don't turn. Can we just take the show to 2 p.m.? No, I don't know, no. We have so many seconds. All right, all right. Connected like I'm rosecrans. The word is.

What's the word is? bro. Dual lingo, the translation app that teaches over 100 languages that also was chiming in

on the Kendrick Drake beef in the Super Bowl. Yeah. During the Super Bowl. Yes. Has announced that their owl has passed away

their mascot. What? Yes. They're out. So Duolingo was like taking jabs at Drake and like was just said

the A minor line for no reason on their social media the night of the Super Bowl and everyone's tripping like what did Drake do to you, bro? For real.

No idea. But people are trying to say that the owl thing had something connected with it. Because Duolingo's logo was an owl and really OVO is an owl. Yeah, and they wrote, it is with heavy hearts that we inform you

that duo, formerly known as Duolingo owl, is dead. We are aware he had many enemies, but we kindly ask that you refrain from sharing why you hate him in the comments. Wow. I've never, hold on. First, you got to put the thing in and out the ox

because it was making noise. But I've never heard someone be like, you know what I really hate? The owl from Duo. I did. Sabes what I odio much? It's because they start taking shots at Drake. Nope.

Wow. All buzzed over there. There you go. All right. Yeah. Have any of you used it? Yes. Clearly not.

I've used it. The boys use it. And we do French on it. Like it's so cool. That's what I do. I do like try to get French like certain words. But it's really funny because aside from them announcing the death of the owl, the owl had announced that it's love for Dua Lipa

and it said we appreciate you respecting Dua Lipa's privacy at this time. Hilarious. And then Dua Lipa retweeted it saying like, like I'll never forget you or something like that. Oh my gosh. She went in with it.

She went in with it. But everyone's wondering, is this another Drake job? Or is this like the smartest marketing? Because of the Al. Yeah, like a rebrand. Yeah. The smartest marketing rebrand.

To kind of just capitalize on the moment. Like they were already going to change the owl. But then seeing the correlation there, it helps them. Exactly. Doing too much. That's what they're doing. Nah, I think that's really smart. I think it's a marketing genius like on that end.

Because if they are rebranding, it's like this is the perfect time to get rid of the owl if that's what you're thinking of doing. But I don't know if they're going to keep the name then. I'm sure. Yeah, because dual lingo doesn't really have anything to do with like an owl name. Yeah, but if the owl's name is duo. Yeah. And it's RIP.

They're going to just bring someone named Lingo. So yeah, that's not thinking. So it's going to have a new mascot and new name? Yeah. If that's what they're doing. If that's what they're doing.

Oh, yeah. But shout out then. I agree we're saying now. For capitalizing on these moments. I love that. And let's see what happens with the new logo. Okay, what I'm seeing is that Drake previously has sued two companies for their owl logos

because his OVO brand is an owl. So maybe they are a, said that he would have do something like that. I guess he filed the lawsuit against Belroy and the LA footwear company Clay for copyright infringement because they've used

owls. So now you can't use owls until they think he owns owls? You know how this fool loves the soup. You know they love the zoo. Yeah. What sound? All right, OVO alleged in court documents that Belroy was using the owl logo to mislead

its customers to think they were buying Drake's products. Yeah, it's the owl that they use. That's why it's the same exact owl that Drake is not the same it looks exactly the same oh it doesn't it just doesn't have little ears on it that's it trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor people are also assuming that maybe dualingo is going to start going into like a music territory where like that so that may be like the perfect combination to transition over wow that's that is well shout out dualingo for keeping the beef alive yeah it has a new music course they say

And they doolingo wrote, learn a minor in our music course. That's the first lesson. But Drake already knows that because. That's crazy. A minor. Crazy statement to say. Hey. What are you going to do?

Sue? Yeah. Actually, I will. My daddy's a lawyer. He will sue. You know, your daddy wants to spend time with you. And I want to do. Seriously.

Well, talking about beef and talking about Drake, Drake and party next door plan dropping a collab. Thank God, yes. On Valentine's Day, which is Friday. Finally, yes. However. No, he's dropped music. Yeah.

He's dropped music. Y'all doesn't have made attention to it. He's probably draw like four songs since the beep. A collab with party next door and Drake is what we need for Valentine's Day. Yeah, we say perfect. Perfect pocket. However, if he thought that he was able to detach from this beef and walk away and think it was going to be nothing smooth, he is wrong. Why?

Because Kendrick Lamar will be dropping a song on Valentine's Day. What? What a big! He wants to be Drake's so mad. No, actually, it has nothing to do with the beef. So Anthony Mackie, the lead actor for Captain America, Brave New World, he led us in on a little secret. Listen.

Kendra did the title song for my movie. I hope that's not supposed to be a surprise. I'm breaking it here first. I'm so excited, man. The beauty and mastery of this crash. I feel like this movie has to set up in every point. He's talking about the new Captain American movie? The new Captain American movie that also drops on Valentine's Day.

What? So he said Kendrick's doing the title track. Bro, even unintentionally this fool is ruining your day. What the heck? Because there could be no, I feel like there could be no, because everyone talking about like how Kendrick is definitely a chess player, right? And all of the stuff is like intricate and strategic. But I don't think that he knew Drake is going to drop on Valentine's Day.

So is this movie. Yeah, I don't think so. And previously he's done. He's done Marvel movies. Like he did the, he executive produced the soundtrack for Black Panther. Yes, he did. Which all the stars is on. So, bro, he's even going to do it on.

I almost feel. Drake drops is crazy. I almost feel like it could have been Marvel or someone in that movie side. Yeah. That was like, how can we capitalize off this as well? Oh, more capitalization. Yeah. What a reach.

I think so. You think it's just a coincidence? Yes, coincidence. Yeah. It feels to me like it'd be too crazy drawn out. Yeah. But way planning ahead. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. That's crazy. It's pretty wild. But it is going to, it's going to happen. It's going to be competing right there. Like it just has the way things will turn out. For sure. That's crazy.

Jay's going to be like, God, you're the op too? I'm suing you. Is Christa you too? What the heck? The universe too? What? Marvel? Dude.

He's, yeah. Okay, because people are like, all right, he beat you on like the hip-hop stage, right? Then the Grammy stage. and the Super Bowl stage. Now a Marvel movie? Oh my God. That album is going to take over. That album.

Everybody's going to listen to that album. I hope. I hope so. Yes. I hope. I hope you listen to it. I hope it helps you decide between bubbles and buttercup and blossom. Me?

Yeah. That wasn't me. Okay. Yeah, whatever, Porky. Well, that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealer on Maximil covering for Rosecrans vick. A. On Brownback Mornings.

There we go. Yeah. Yeah. He did it. He did it. It comes tomorrow. It's because he read. Oh, really?

I didn't read. People are saying that the music video for this might drop tomorrow too. Really? What? I hope. Not tomorrow. That's right. Hey.

Ubrasala with Angie. Okay, I'm sure you guys have heard about this. For favor, Montoya. For favor, Montoya. Dude. Oh my gosh. This is everywhere, Angie. What is Montoya?

I need to explain the whole. drama. I am confused. You're confusion. So it's about a guy. So if you guys have not, it's like a couple thing, right? So it's, uh, if you guys, have you guys ever seen a Temptation Island? Yes.

Okay. So it's Temptation Island. Well, I see you in the background when my girls are, oh. Yeah. You like the drama. I'm on the computer. No, listen, when these type of shows, like you, you don't pay attention. But at a certain point, yeah.

You just like, get wheeled in. You're like, what's going on? Yeah. It also happened with the other one when they're, they're, that one. That one. Oh, that one too. Okay, let me know so we could text each other like, oh my God, did you see he chose this? And then when he saw her.

Remember the girl said she looked like Megan Fox? Yeah. Yeah, she did it. She had to say my eyes. Who is this guy? Look at this guy. You've never seen Temptation Island. No.

Okay, so if you guys haven't seen Temptation Island. I don't believe you. But you're missing out. Temptation Island is pretty much like couples go in and they're testing their relationship, right? Oh, that is bad. Yeah. So they go in as a couple and then they're saying, okay, we're going to test our relationship. So they get split in two different villas.

So the guys go in one villa, the girls go in a different villa. But they're often tested with temptation. Yeah. So then they bring it to bring the drama in? Why would you do that team? Literally, Instagram is Temptation Island. Why would you do an actual show that does this? Yeah.

Because they bring Instagram to life. They'll bring singles and like hot singles into the girls island. That's what I'm saying. Why would you do that to your relationship? You're testing it. Huh? Sounds a little spicy It does

It is And like they get turned Montoya So during this whole thing It's like they have no communication The couples cannot see each other Nothing like that They get one

Usually they get one video So they can see That's not Temptation Island though That is Temptation Island But not here This is the Temptation Island But this is like Spain This is their Spanish

Oh yeah So with this one It's Montoya He's dating Anita right And they've been dating For a year No That's her name

So Anita and him they've been dating for a year they split but this is a thing so there's the video that montoya's seen it's seen like in front of everyone in front of the host in front of the other singles right and it's him seeing his girl in bed with some other guy oh she's like she's getting it on you guys and like you can just see him you see him he's like on the beach he's screaming and his emotion everyone can just hear the crashing ellison No. Tranquillo, Montoya, for

Paolo. Only it's just in me. He's not the video. What do you think he said? What do you think he yelled? I don't know, but I'm going to crash out

the same way he did. Which is a weird way to crash out because he was telling her enjoy that. Yeah, because you're like, you're angry. You're angry. Like you're mad.

You're just like, Go. Enjoy it as well. Disfrutala. Nah, bro. He was saying that. No, he didn't say like, you broke me from the inside.

Yeah. So that's how he's mad. That's how mad he is. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Yeah. Enjoy it.

Yeah. You're like, enjoy it. Go ahead. No. No. That's weird. It's just a weird comment to me. And I guess these things are happening live as it like.

Yeah. He's watching it live. It's not a video from five hours ago. It's, hey, here's what's happening in your girl's room right now. Oh, it's live. It is live. It's like, with Temptation Island. It's not.

It's like it happened already. But this one is live. So he's watching it happened right in there. And so his reaction is like he starts running across. the beach, it's screaming, looking for his girl. Listen. And he started. Oh, they're getting it on full on.

Yes. Rip from the inside open or whatever. Yeah, you broke me. Yeah. And so he goes and he tries to like confront them, no? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So as they're doing it, like the Nanita and the other guy, they hear him screaming. And she's like, wait, I think there's somebody outside fighting, right?

And she comes out and it's Montoya. And at first she's saying like, this is the last time I'm crying for you. You're not that innocent and things like that, right? But then eventually she goes running to him to forgive him and all that stuff. She cries to him. Yeah, she's cried. Let's go home. Let's go home.

Like, I'm tired. I want to leave. Okay. And it just didn't, and this is the thing with this show. Because that video is going. viral. But there's no context to it. We didn't see the episodes before.

No. So what happened before all of this? Yeah, because what I was going to say, Montoya's not that innocent, you guys. Oh, okay, okay. Prior to that, because I'm telling you, she did this out of revenge because she saw when he was getting a lap dance, but it's not a normal lap dance because he's like on the floor laying down. And then he has a girl on top of him. Her behind is like on his face, right?

And she's shaking it. They're pretty much doing it in public, like in front of everyone. And then they switch. And they make out, no. And then they switch, watch, bro. No, no. I didn't see that video.

He went, he went at third base and she's like, oh, I'm going home home. Oh, no. They're like literally outside doing it. Like, there's even audio of one of the girls saying like, oh, my God, he's sucking her ta-ta. Yeah, that's not a third race. That's bad. That's not a lap dance. And the way he's making the same is like, oh, she's mad at.

I keep watching this video. It's crazy. Yeah. Hey, send it to me. Yeah. He's watching the lap dance one. He's watching the crash out. Oh, no.

Oh, he's a lot of six. Okay, so that started it on Temptation Island. Why do you guys sign up for this? I hope the check was worth it. Yeah. So this couple goes in, and during the Temptation Island, Montoya is getting this crazy-ass lap dance, which where are they? Are they in Brazil? They don't really say what island, yeah.

Okay, so that happens. This is like the wildest lap dance ever. It is. It is like Hong Kong could ever type of lat dance, right? Freaky. And so then they're clearly broken up in her eyes. Yeah. So then there's a guy that she's.

making out with and in bed with he has a speedo on so they all have speedos on that's what saying that's i'm a european thing yeah it's a european thing oh yeah probably is a european thing yeah um i'm gonna do that so he has his he has his speed on when they're in bed so it's not necessarily it's more like of uh i guess the before yeah they were about to get it on yeah but montoya sees it and then he turns up and yeah that's when he starts screaming and then there's more did you see the recent one because the new episode there's another one wait you watching the four episodes no i'm watching it on twitter little bit little so the new episode so the new episode episode hit and I guess Montoya got a mouth hug from a girl but he's standing in the pool,

he's sitting in the pool standing and she's underwater. And I'm just like looking at the, I guess the, not the optics, but the logistics of that. And I'm like, the girl could die, loki, if that's happening. If she's submerged and has to do what she has to do down there. Yeah, the motion's too slow. Yes. And the chlorine, the water, you see that way? Oh, you're right.

The chlorine, yeah, in her mouth. The chlorine in the water all up your nose. It's not, don't do that, girls. I get it. I get it. This seems like an awesome show. Yeah, it's a lot of trouble. That could be a scuba diver.

She is. Yeah, she is. The snorkel was all over that thing. It's crazy. I didn't watch this. Yeah. She saw his coral reef. All right.

Anyway, this show is crazy. It is. And we all know Montoya now. So Montoya is a fool that did something to his girl. She did something back. And it's just going back and forth. Yeah, it's going back and back and back. I like how it's in Spain, so it's not for us yet.

I don't think it's in streaming services. Can I sign up? We can only watch it through Twitter. Hey, I'm going to be the single though. Yeah, Montoya. We need a VPN or something to... Oh, man. You know, me's so...

Deslura into. Tranquita. She sounds like Laura. She does. She sounds like her. I'm watching that. She's the host. The underwater one.

Yeah. Tats here. Yeah, it's top tier. It's top tier. Drama. Spanish television right there. Yeah. Thank you, Angie.

All right. These girls are talented. Someone commented on X and said, I don't know how this Montoya thing started, but I'm loving it. Even though I don't understand what they're saying. Oh, everyone understands the crashing. That's it for Sombrosa. Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.

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