Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 399 Which Couple Has The Biggest Huevos? | Brown Bag Mornings (02/14/25)
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LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos dey.
Good morning.
It's February 14.
Oh, yeah.
El Dia de la Mori and La Mistat.
Yes.
And we have our own San Valentin in here.
The lover boy.
Cupid.
Our Cupid.
Certified by lover boy.
Not stupid.
No.
Concrete.
Yeah.
I'm in here.
Hey, Concrete.
You're going to spend the whole day with us, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is like a police ride-along.
You just got a ride-a-old.
That's all right.
It's Valentine's Day and we're going to have a lot going on this morning, okay?
We also are giving away tickets to a brownback Valentine.
Yeah.
Our actual that's going on tomorrow, Avic, those ticket sales already, like, we literally probably have like no more tickets left because everybody didn't plan for Valentine.
And now they're like, bro, what do I get my girl?
Yes.
And they're going to get her tickets to see Frankie J.
And us too.
And Cockney, too.
You're going to be there, right?
I'm there.
Yeah.
Are you going to look like that the merario that you look like right?
now? Oh man I have a whole fit.
Concrete is wearing a red turtle neck.
He straightened his hair.
What? This is normal for me.
No, it's not. What time you guys think he woke up?
He had to have woke up.
He said his hair.
You guys don't, you guys never seen me from 5 to 10 a.m.
I usually tone it down by 11. I'm just, I toned it down to like a three-piece suit.
This is like when you, he got ready up early.
Like parents that wake their kids up to go to T.
Hey, we're driving to DJ
We're driving to Vegas
If I could try to like
Explain it to listeners
He looks like a boogie with a passion for motorcycles
I don't know it
If you want to ride
Just say so
Hey
Hey
Hap on it, babe
Oh
JJ
I hug too
Yay
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's day
Love is in year
early
It is
Power 106
We got more coming
like,
You don't like the IE?
I didn't even know that.
We know how Vic talks about how much he loves the IE all the time.
Montclair, both of them.
What do you say Paramount was IE too?
No.
No.
No.
That was Maximo.
If it's an hour away from the valley.
That's a lot going on.
Hold on.
I'm trying to understand what happened.
Who said Paramount was part of the IE?
Maximo.
When did you say that?
I said if it's an hour away from the valley, it's the IE to me.
You didn't say that.
You didn't say it like that, but okay.
I did say it like that.
You did.
I did, right?
Yeah.
Is Palmdale?
That's the other side.
Huh?
Is Palmdale the Aide?
That's the other side.
It's an hour away.
That's the other side.
It doesn't even have a name.
Well, next time you're driving.
No.
Say something nice about the I.E.
Right now.
This song.
I actually love the IE.
I have a lot of friends out in the IE.
The I.E has a great.
Not I have a friend with the I.
No.
I have a lot of friends in the I.
And they have a great hip-hop movement.
And they support each other.
They have like a very good community when it comes
to hip-hop band music.
Oh, so you're going to support this song, man.
Yeah.
I'm gonna play you this hit.
Tell me what you think about this, ready?
Oh, it's a vibe.
I know, night where I be.
Wani.
Um-huh.
I-e-I-e-I-E.
Okay, Cargreens.
That's the homie.
That's a homie.
Young Pac.
What up, Pac.
Yeah.
What's the name?
Young Pac.
Young Pac.
Oh, okay.
No.
Park Jojo.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No.
What's the name?
Is it a PAC?
Is it pronounced PAC?
No, the last name is different.
Joko, isn't it?
Yeah, you just said Jojo.
I said Joko?
Yeah.
Pact Joko? Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
What's up, bro?
Yeah, Pach J.
Honestly, like...
Has a little bop to it?
Yeah, it does.
And being from Mali, we don't know...
Like, when it comes to the I.E., you guys have your own hits.
Yeah.
But I haven't seen a hit like this since Bless the Bottle.
A.
From the I.
Yes.
What?
You didn't know that?
No.
Oh, DJ!
I did not know that.
There probably has been other hits since then, so, like, I don't mean to get it wrong.
But, like, I think, like, one that everyone, like, see, it even, people even listen to and not knowing.
No, that's an A-E thing.
That's an A-I thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, my ex, bless the bottle before he cheated on me.
But that's fine.
Happy Valentine's.
I don't know why I was.
That's not a day.
Move down for that.
No, they've always had a movement.
Before it was, like, audio push.
That was like, dude.
Yeah.
And they were killing it.
Yeah.
We get it.
We like the AIE.
I genuinely love that Aene.
See what you did A'E?
We didn't even make a joke.
I like to troll them anyway.
I like it.
I like this song.
Play it again.
Play it again.
I.
I.
Hey.
On my cheeks straight, Taiwanese.
You might be.
I mean.
Hey, aye.
We need to have this full up.
Yeah.
You should have this full up here.
Cool easy.
Let's go.
Let's get him on our live show.
Vic, come on.
You can do it.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Hit up all those block pages that,
uh,
Went in on us.
Hey, by the way, y'all got a contact.
We got a Brownback Valentine's Browel,
a brownback podcast, a live show that's going on tomorrow at the Novo.
I think it would be tight if we did that.
That would be dope.
It's undeniably catchy, I will say that.
Yeah, it is very catchy.
And the I is having a good start of the year,
especially because they got shouted out by Kendrick at the Grammys.
Yes.
And then this song is popping, you know?
He shouted out, what is it?
He shouted out San Bernardino.
and the AIE as a whole.
Yeah, it's tight.
And the valley.
And the valley.
And Pocoymo.
I'm like, has,
has Kendrick been to Ritchie Valens Park?
Probably.
Tight.
Doing burpees.
All right.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you, Gregory.
Shout out of the A.E.
Shout out to the A.E., man.
Happy Valentine's Day.
And if you're lonely today,
like Greg, you have us.
You have us.
We're here for you.
Yes.
You broke your headphones again, Maximo.
Me?
No, he didn't.
He broke him again.
He did.
He did.
He definitely broke the little.
Don't blame the adapter.
Don't blame the outlet.
No, this thing broke.
The adapter.
Yeah, the quarter inch.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, too.
Now you're listening to nothing.
Yeah, he's listening to nothing, but with the headphones on.
Okay.
Listen to me around back.
Good morning.
Good morning.
We are here for you, okay?
Yes.
We have VIP tickets to go to Rolling Loud, all right?
To see YG, Bezo Pluma, 310 Baby, Lefty Gunplay, Blast, and so many more.
Plus, you're going to go VIP style, VIP wristbands for you, okay?
And we have the homie concrete in here.
Bro, to be honest, I'm not used to a guy being so pretty right now.
Like, I'm not used to.
It's hair, huh?
This was hair straightened.
I know.
He's wearing a leather jacket.
He's wearing a red turtleneck.
You got to log on a brownback morning's 106 on Instagram.
We posted him, right?
Yes, I'm going to this beautiful little face over here.
Oh, so good.
I'm breaking hearts today.
It's a tiger.
It's a turtle neck for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a chain.
What is the chain?
Yeah, what does it say?
The compound.
The compound.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm one unit.
Thank you.
Don't worry.
You're going to be here with us all this morning.
We also got couples coming through to see which one has the biggest Webos, all right?
I don't know that they realize what they're coming in for these couples.
Okay.
So they want to win Brownback Live Show tickets.
And they also want to win Ramo Wevon, which is like, we just saw it.
Super beautiful.
They're so beautiful.
The only be creative that created these made these look amazing.
Amazing.
It's a lot of eggs.
A lot of eggs.
We posted it too on Brownback Mornings 1-06 on Instagram, right?
Go check it out so you can see what they look like.
Incredible.
But they got to earn it.
And the way they got to earn it is pretty crazy.
Angie, just pull up what you just showed us right now?
I got the chilis.
They're tiny but mighty.
Yeah, like me.
I call out chilte pinas.
That's how we know the mass.
Chilte Pines.
Last time, Greg, you had one.
You couldn't do it.
I had to spit it out.
I had to spit it out.
I can't even think of it.
They're spicy.
You let me down spinning out.
All right.
We have shout out.
We have shout out.
We have shout out, bro.
Balin wants to shout out his wife for celebrating their 10th year anniversary.
Let's see.
Valentine's anniversary.
Okay.
Sebastian wants to shout out his wife, Haley, and two daughters, Sophia and Julie, for Valentine's Day.
Cute.
And on the 16th, it's their 13 year anniversary.
Amazing.
Alfonso wants to shout out his beautiful wife, who he loves so much with all his heart.
Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
I love this.
Okay.
this more, it's clear that we have Valentine's shout-up.
Yeah.
I'll be a traitor.
No, don't be a-hater.
Say it nicely.
Say it with amor.
Alfonso wants to shout out his beautiful wife who he loves with all his heart.
Okay.
Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
Yeah.
Sebastian wants to shout out his wife, Haley, and two daughters, Sophia and Julie for Valentine's Day.
And on the 16th, it's a 13th year anniversary.
I love you, my family.
Happy Valentine's Day.
More, more.
Go, keep going.
This is beautiful.
He wants to shout out his wife for celebrating their 10-year anniversary.
Love.
Love. Love. Love.
Maybe some babies will be made.
Probably.
Yeah.
Well, now we have birthday shout-outs.
Oh, that sounds good.
No, I want to say, yeah.
Keep going.
Give some more shout-outs.
Hey, Victor, you want to send a shout-out to your special lady?
Yeah, I just want to give a shout-out my baby girl.
Just wait until I get home, honey.
Concrete, Concrete.
Concrete, you want to do a shout-out?
Shout-outs for Nikki.
Yeah, Hickey.
Max, what your turn?
Hey, baby.
This is baby.
Daniela, how you doing?
Hope your morning's beautiful girl.
Love you.
Angie?
Hey, Marcus.
All right, hey, have a couple more.
I have a couple more.
Okay, go ahead.
Adrana wanted a shout out to her daughter.
said, Alexa, good luck at Knott's on Saturday for a cheer competition.
You got this, Captain.
Mom and Sissy are so proud of you.
Go Oceanside Lady Pirates.
Oceanside.
I got birthday shoutouts.
Claudia Mendoza wants a birthday shout out.
It's her birthday today.
Okay, Claudia.
Heidi wants a birthday shout out.
Happy birthday.
Heidi.
And then Daisy wants a birthday shout out for her daughter, Isabella, who turns 13.
She turns 13 today.
Happy birthday to you all.
Also, happy birthday to Carol G.
She's a Valentine's day.
Our baby.
Hola.
My sister's man's birthday's today, too.
Wow.
Yeah, they're in Mexico right now.
Nice.
Nice.
There's compliance to all of you.
Bro, your voice is like bass.
Yeah.
What?
You.
Which one of us?
That's just concrete.
I know what to talk.
No, you're good.
I'm joking.
You look so.
Bro, you have really nice teeth.
It's, I had seven years of braces with Dr. Beechin.
How old were you?
What years did you have braces?
From 7 to like 14?
Oh, wow.
They're still that nice.
They're really nice.
From 7 to 14, player.
Shout out to Western Dental.
Shout to Western General.
I don't think they exist anymore.
They do.
All right.
I have a shout out from Rosio to Hermann.
Hold on.
Let me.
Hey, Latte.
I'm taking a chance in hoping to make it to your brown bag.
Shoutouts.
I know we're supposed to send to Greg,
but my boyfriend has been a fan of you for a very long time.
Hold on.
And he actually put me on to you guys.
So now I listen to you every day.
Could you give a Valentine's Day shout out to my hardworking,
blue-collar man, Chris?
And tell him that I, I love him.
That he's very welcome for a shout-out from you.
If you see this, we love you.
And we're going to have a pineapple outside our door.
you know what to do
what is that
what is the pineapple
what does the pineapple mean
I know what the means
no I don't
I don't
I'm gonna Google it
they like the park swings
oh is that what that means
oh it is
oh I thought the street vendor
would be there
with the pineapple
no no no no
it's an invitation
to do what
to festivities
to watch SpongeBob
yeah yeah
yeah maybe
it's an upside down
there's gonna be sandy
I heard
well let me talk to Hore and
see what it's about.
All right.
Anyway, all right.
What are we doing right now?
You seem really scared.
You seem like you're talking to people.
Just talk.
Just talk.
Just talk.
Oh, Maximo's not prepared.
Oh, wait.
Sorry, I have a couple more shout at.
Sorry.
Sorry, that's it.
Okay, all right.
All right.
All right.
So, nominees.
These are the nominees for the
Simp of the week.
The first nominee.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim Sim.
Sim.
Sim Sim.
Sim Sim Sim!
Sim Sim!
Mux!
doing his segment without headphones.
Jose, Umberto, what do you,
what do you help him?
He needs a quarter inch.
Yeah.
Cory is girl, he needs more than that.
He needs a little part of the teens.
Maximo needs a quarter inch.
That sounds wild.
As a flyer, actually, he's a pliers as well.
What?
It's stuck in there.
Maximo needs a quarter inch and some pliers for Valentine's day.
That's not a good sign.
It's not a good saying.
How did you break up?
How did it's stuck inside the headphone jack?
I didn't do anything.
You did.
I've been sitting there for the.
A long time.
Like a dog.
Yeah, I'm sorry, we have no time to go to a song.
We were lolly gang.
All right.
Well, our first nominee.
Bro, why did you bring?
Why did you bring handcuffs?
I don't know.
Happy Valentine's Day, y'all.
It's going to be a crazy day.
Are we live on Twitch, bro?
We're live on Twitch.
What's the Twitch thing for people that have Twitch?
What's the?
Brownback Mornings 101.
No.
That's Instagram.
I think it's from back mornings.
Bro.
We are so prepared.
Brownback mornings.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
You said 106, brother.
We'll just take that part out.
What's a lot of doing next to you in his knees?
We are trying to get the half a quarter.
You just got to do it.
Yeah.
Right away.
Our first nominee is Eagles fans overall.
So there was a study on Eagles fans where they had to choose between winning the Super Bowl or finding true love.
And what ended up happening is that 51% of Eagle fans said that they'd rather win the Super Bowl than find true love.
Wow.
Isn't that any fan?
Would rather?
Like, would Raider fans rather win a championship than find love?
Oh, for sure.
What's realistic, though?
Oh, the fulfillment.
The fulfillment.
The finally, the fulfillment.
Yeah, the feeling, like, when we finally win the Super Bowl, like, you know?
Is that better than finding someone else?
Is that better than finding someone you love?
The love of your life?
For the rest of your life?
It's tough.
It's definitely up there.
I would strongly consider this.
Yeah, because what are you going to hear the Raiders when in the show?
No, right.
No, for sure.
Great.
Greg.
Greg.
Padres won a World Series or you find love?
Yes.
Yes, what?
Yes.
I don't know.
I can't.
I think I'd have to choose the Padres.
Yeah, I know you have to choose the Padres.
Yeah, I'd have to choose a Padres job.
It's okay.
He's never going to get either.
It's crazy.
That's right.
You're going to end up a little.
Who's the next nominee?
Our next nominee is Drizzie Drake.
So Drake was on tour in Australia during the Super Bowl.
And he went in a rant, which some saying,
is aimed to Serena Williams.
Listen.
Whoever in your life
gave your time,
gave your energy,
gave your money,
gave your heart,
gave your soul,
gave everything that you ever had
to somebody
and they played with you
and wasted your time,
wasted your age,
wasted your money.
I'm trying to turn up to this song.
This is for all your exes
and everybody that's me.
I want to see you turn to
There's some hurt behind those words.
He's a downfall.
That was like the next day after the Super Bowl, right?
Yes, it was.
Is anyone ever hurt you?
It was wasting your time?
And you kicked them all that you could.
You got them all the purses that they won?
And you're going to drop an album on Friday and you hope that they hear it.
Oh my God.
These are sexy songs for you.
Yeah, they was hurt in those words.
Yeah.
Classic album?
Classic album.
That was me last night.
That's what I was listening to the album.
No, you're thinking.
No, I was saying them.
I was yelling at my mom.
I was like, what's wrong with you?
I was listening to the album on the way here.
Yeah.
And I'm listening to the lyrics.
I'm like, Greg is going to love this.
This is meant for Greg.
It was like, you blocked me.
I can't talk to you anymore.
And I still emailed you.
I emailed you and I didn't get a response.
That's literally.
That sounds creepy.
Lyrics from the, from the Abe.
Greg, that's Greg.
The message just went blue like my heart.
Dang.
It's a lot.
It's a lie.
Who's the next nominee?
Someone take this guy out.
Our next nominee is Dwight Howard Howard of ex-MBA superstar.
he was in a video online where his girl
where he was brushing his teeth
after brushing his teeth
he handed it to his girl and then she started brushing
her teeth with the same toothbrush
with the same exact toothbrush
yeah all right now are you married right
if you love her
but you're married right yeah
so to me I'm like yeah okay
yeah it's all good yeah yeah you've done it before
yeah it's all good yeah no way
we've exchanged more than
we've exchanged more than toothbrushes
dog that's what we were saying
right but it's like I don't know something about the
toothbrush is just like that's like volunteer like okay like when when there's like
yeah I don't really love your partners no no no it's the thing is like if there's more than two
toothbrushes oh yeah you weren't here either that day yeah no it so like I get it if we're
camping or I forgot my toothbrush at home hey baby I can use your idea that's not a big deal I'm not
grossed out if you're doing a get ready with me you know like in your cool little vest that you
just had no shit no shit oh you're just like it's like two degrees outside but he's
wearing a vest with no shirt under and too okay but
Let's say you're doing, get ready with me, and you're brushing your teeth, and your girl comes in the shot as tight.
You put it down, she picks it up and she brushes her teeth.
Are you like, no, don't do that.
There's another toothbrush there.
No, I don't care.
It's love, right?
Yeah, it's love.
Wow.
But it's if it's like, she has hers and she's like, let me get yours.
Yeah, it's not an everyday thing.
Every day, I'm just like, tell me what you're into then.
Like, I don't know.
Into you?
This is like a kink?
Then, all right.
She wants to be insight to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's, it's, yeah.
She must be inside.
Yeah.
Hello
She wants to share a cavity
What about you guys?
I've done it before
But like it's not like an everyday thing
I think an everyday thing would be kind of gross
But like if it's like same thing
Emergency or
I forgot my toothbrush
In an emergency use my toothbrush
But the emergency
It's Wednesday
It's gonna happen because I couldn't find mine yours
It was easier
Yeah something like that
No
Hell no
And honestly you would not know
Because your girl
Your girl won't do it when you're there
because clearly you're using the soupish.
Yeah, you're right.
No, you could know because it's going to be wet.
Yeah.
Well, then Jorge knows.
Oh, damn.
I thought it was me slick.
All right.
Is that the last nominee?
No, our last nominee is Pete Davidson.
So the comedian actually spent 200K or 200,000 on removing all his tattoos.
And then he posted a photo online, which had the girls going crazy over him in the comments.
Those are simping for Pete Davidson.
He needs to be studied.
Why?
Oh, you're a comedian.
Why?
What do you?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I mean.
Study what part or.
Hey, yo.
It's because whatever you want, be dog.
Whatever study you want to hunt here.
I'm glad you here concrete.
Because Andrew was like, who is he?
Why is he popping?
Like, what's his main joke?
But he is a comedian.
He's known in that scene.
Well, he's a comedian.
But he's been with a ton of like really hot.
Right.
That's what I know him for.
That's what I was saying.
And, I mean, you know, he's not that handsome, fool.
Yeah.
I want to know
How he's thriving
You know, we all want to know, dog
because that's pretty
The guys thought it was just a comedian thing
You're funny
It could be
It could be
I've gotten away with that
For all my life
But he has no tax
Now he took him all up
Reportedly allegedly
It's the rumor about his pet snake
That's I think that
Is that what it is?
You think he's packing like that?
I don't know who started the rumor
But they've like
Vick loved talking about his pets
Sam
We're going to investigate
We have to investigate
We have to investigate
So I went to Pete.
Hey, Pete.
Show me that snake.
Show me that snake, buddy.
I want to see what the mystery is all about.
There's a snake in your mood.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I was saying you put the music on.
You're doing great.
I get a little crazy.
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
It's the jazz.
All right, Maximo.
And the winner, a scimple the week is,
God in your life
Gave you time
Gave your energy
Gave your money
Gave your heart
Gave your soul
Gave everything
that you ever had
To somebody
And they played with you
And wasted your time
Wasted your energy
Wasted your money
I want you to turn it up to this song
This is for all y'all exes
And everybody
X X
I want to see you turn it
up
Now you can play this song
Drake
But you know it's his moment
This is his name
This is the perfect time
For him to act like that
He's the king right there
He definitely is the king of that
For sure
Simp
Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip
Shout out all the girls
That don't have a Valentine's today
Shout out the ones
Shout out the ones that your kid is your Valentine
I went through that for a lot of years
My beautiful little baby David was my
Valentine for a lot of years
Oh, that's a cute.
Oh, yeah, shot the Galentine.
Your bestie is your Valentine.
Look how beautiful my bestie looks today.
Oh, Angelica, you're so gorgeous.
You're so cute at me.
Now, what if you don't have a Valentine?
What?
Now, what if you don't have a Valentine?
Then you should have stayed with her and not broken over her two weeks ago right before Valentine's Day.
I'm not doing that.
For you were the one that said.
You're single now, don't?
Yeah.
The last time I was you, you were madly in love.
Yeah, exactly.
And he was here two days ago.
What happened, Greg?
I think he saw.
Do you notice how you made it about it about?
about yourself?
No,
and we're shouting out
the women.
Bro, just show her
and you miss her.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like
it's hitting you hard today.
I think so too.
Yeah,
last night when the album dropped
Yeah, the Drake album.
So,
Kirkry saw me with a different girl.
It was a different girl.
Oh.
Oh,
I did it.
I didn't say that.
I didn't lie.
Concre told you to buy
the Nintendo Switch.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He gave you advice.
Yeah.
All right, so
who do you want to send
your Valentine's out to?
To all the single moms.
Yeah.
All the single moms
Valentine, I'll be your Valentine.
Didn't you just not like your ex-girl because of her kids?
Yeah.
Yeah, but doesn't mean that's a date.
I'll be there Valentine.
It doesn't mean that at the date.
It could have been her Valentine, though.
No, no.
It's just, it's a weird thing that this guy has.
I want to take somebody's food snacks again.
You can just go to the school.
No.
Ruth.
No.
He misses you same line.
No.
He's doing bad right now.
He's down to try being a self-dad.
Huh?
You're down to meet them already.
No.
I know he's blocked on text.
on Instagram
But not on email
I know he's blog
But here he is speaking
Through the airwaves
Hopefully someone that knows you
Will tell you
Because I doubt you even listen
To him either
Because you actually
Probably on your healing journey
True
Great for her
You miss her
You can still pull up
To her house dog
No no no
No one's time
Good old fashion postcard
I'm good
Stand outside playing again
By Feddywap
Okay
All right
You see
You put yourself
In tools
Yeah no
What are you doing?
This is TikTok is distracting.
Biggest life on TikTok.
First of all, you guys are doing way too much.
It's like two people watching.
It's like one of the biggest.
It's just you and your other account.
Shout to the Burger King.
They tapped in.
Yeah.
Check if it's the real Burger King.
Check if it's the real Burger King.
It is.
Because I've gotten that one before too.
It is.
If it's real?
Hey man, you have done the hindoos.
I see you play a lot.
Mr. Popular on TikTok.
Okay, he just rolled on a piece of paper.
Hi, Burger King.
Yeah, and it showed it to the camera.
I didn't want to distract the show.
Big watching the TikTok star is so bad.
I didn't.
By the way, TikTok's available on the app store now.
Angie.
Angie did it.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
Three hours that it was down.
I'm happy I got rid of my phone before.
You sold your phone with the TikTok on it because it was going for like 50 grand.
I missed the mark.
And now it's available.
The video is.
People were posting.
So crazy.
Too much.
What videos?
No, but there's some, the sad that TikTok.
There's some influencers out there.
Oh, yeah.
I saw yours.
I didn't post one.
Yeah, but there's people that make a living off of that.
So they had to do like a GoFundMe or something to like maintain their lifestyle because TikTok was paying them.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Crazy.
And then there were the Tias and the moms that were like, this is how I get my entertainment.
Amona's mom loves TikTok.
She was sad, right?
Amona.
Yeah.
She was devastated.
She was devastated.
How do you see devastating Spanish?
Desvelado.
No.
I can't think of the word.
Anybody?
No.
Despacito?
Sufriimento.
I don't know.
Devastified?
Yes.
Mortified.
Yeah, I would say that.
That's mortified.
I know, but that's so good.
Devastada?
Isn't that that they're making?
Devestida?
All right.
Devestida.
I don't know.
Happy Valentine's.
You need a homie or need some help
We need your help
We need a line
I mean phone line
We got you for
The homie help line
Claudia needs our help
Claudia
Claudia sent us a DM and said
Hey Brownback
I need a homie help line
So I've been with my friends with benefits
For four years
And we've always been honest with each other
He knows why I can't fully commit
To being in a relationship with him
and he's always been okay with that.
But recently, he's told me he's been seeing someone else for about six months
and that he loves me, but he's tired of not being able to post me and me post him or meet
each other's family.
That new girl has already posted him on her IG, but I can't post him because of my family.
We go on dates all the time.
We've even taken a few trips together.
Anyways, he told me I either need to post about our relationship and let all my family
friends know about him or we can't be together anymore.
That's crazy.
What?
Isn't he already with someone else?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, but she wants to claim him now.
Yeah, he has leverage.
She said, I really love and care about him, but I can't be in a relationship with him.
My family would disown me.
Why?
Is it your deal or something?
Sosia.
She said, what should I do?
Should I just leave him and let him try to find happiness with this other girl or be
disowned by my family?
Dude, that's deep.
I don't know why it's that serious.
Yeah.
No, it's something sketchy.
It's something scantless.
Yes.
Something like if they knew that he's 85.
I would think it's so.
The other sugar baby does.
Or maybe, I don't know, maybe a rival gang.
Maybe.
Like Romeo and Juliet?
Or maybe it's a galaxy fan and the family's L-A-FC.
Y'all be fighting in the comments.
They really turned up in the comments.
No, I have to be like a cousin's ex, a sister's ex.
Yeah, that's somebody that's been with like the family.
She don't really love them because like you just need to grow up.
Like, get disowned by your family.
It happens.
It happens.
That's how you grow.
You go through it.
Unless your family is rich, then don't do that.
Yeah.
You got to be disown by your family at least once in life.
You know what I'm saying?
If not you haven't lived.
Yeah, that's true.
I've been disowned.
Yeah.
I've been disowned.
I've been disowned.
A little bit.
Greg?
Yeah, if my mom did talk to me and I was really.
Why didn't she talk to you?
A lot of drama.
Yeah.
And I was like, wow, what did I do in my life?
We're here for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, bro.
You gave you a high five.
You have like Hulk hands.
You should be laying concrete.
Why do you feel bad?
Why are you feeling bad?
I'm hiding my hands now.
My other jacket.
This is the Red Hulk right here.
You gave me a high five.
I got pushed to the K-day.
It was crazy.
I got a-c-a-a-a-a-a-oh.
You're so strong.
Greg.
You were not talking to your mom.
Was it your fault?
Yeah, it was my fault.
My mom was talking to me.
Yeah, take your jacket off.
Get comfortable.
We're talking about this.
Well, you know what the trip is?
That Greg has to walk through his mom's room to get to his room.
Yeah, I would see you.
Every day.
That's crazy.
So then it would just be quiet.
And then every morning, she tells me good morning every morning.
So in that time, she would not tell me that.
Oh, you're like, I guess I'm not going to have a good morning then anymore.
Oh, my God.
Walking in with turntapables?
Oh, poor of the phone.
With the DJ speaker
Making hell a noise
Should have been
Very well
You're so cute
I want you to be mom again
Mommy
Oh
You're so cute
Andrew you never been to song
No
That's what I'm like damn
I haven't lived I guess
No it's coming
It's coming
It's coming
Yeah
And then you'll be
Then you'll know
Okay I can move out
I can be independent on my own
Okay.
Sometimes you don't even know you've been to some, right?
You may not even know right now, I mean.
I'm the middle child, baby.
You're like, how come nobody's calling me?
Actually.
How come out of that family picture?
Yeah, true, true.
You just see it on Facebook?
Yeah.
You're photoshopping.
Oh, yeah, all the time.
My mom, this one's me.
Like, went with this trip planned.
I remember the time that it hurt me the most was, I don't know what I was doing, but she was mad at me.
And I was like, what?
And I was trying to do the, like, don't go to see mad or, like, don't argue with someone they might pass away.
or whatever.
And I was like, what if I passed away?
You're going to be mad.
And then she said this.
She said,
Yerba Mala Nuka Muehre.
And I was like, what?
So that means bad weeds never die.
So she was calling me a bad weed.
I was like, oh, my God.
She called Reggie.
That hurts.
Yeah, that hurts.
A letty pack.
All right.
Well, Lentdy pack?
That's pretty intense.
That's pretty intense.
Why are we getting into this now?
No, let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
What happened?
You know.
Me?
I've never been,
oh.
You said you did.
For being a rapper?
No, no, at one point, at one point growing up, I used to party a lot, and then, so I plucked my eyebrows a little bit.
I'm not.
Shut up, concrete.
And I had a tongue ring, so my dad was like, what?
What?
That's a gay.
Los Mijo!
That's a no, mijo.
You're not.
You're not.
By the way, there's nothing wrong with that, and I would not disselt.
There's nothing wrong with that.
No.
But if you were, you were.
No, and then I showed him my earrings.
He's like, ah, that's a bottom, no, my eyes.
So it was at that point that you was like, okay.
You have to be the man.
Yeah.
I love this.
At that point, you were just like, like your dad wasn't really rocking with you, like for a little bit.
He was upset.
Yeah.
He was upset.
But, bro, why were you, why did you have a tongue ring?
Oh, man, come on now.
I was looking for it.
Let me see, let me see your tongue read.
Yeah, I was trying to see.
I had a nose ring, but the way my nose is set up, I would, like, laugh and it would just pop out.
I thought I looked like Tupac, for real.
I did it because of Tupac.
Oh, that's what that was a Tupac?
You did it because of Tupac?
I did it.
And the tongue?
Yeah, the tongue, what about it?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't even know why I did that.
Did he close?
I think I might have seen that in the movie.
It was a time, though.
It was like a time in Pissure in the late 90s.
Late 90s, late 90s or the 2000s.
Like, if you didn't have that, who were you?
Nobody.
And they were like, probably raging at this point.
Yeah, that was like an aggregate, like an aggregate haircut right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, you just had to have it.
Really?
It's not like I got a barbed hair tattoo or nothing on my arm.
Can I think you do?
Yeah, I feel like you do know.
And then I have this pierce.
Oh, you have the flavor.
I have the flavors.
Yeah, man, you know.
This guy.
How long were you disown for?
I don't know.
I don't know if we know if we're still cool yet.
Yeah.
You got to check on that.
Check on that.
Mike, ma'am, you've been to stone?
Yeah, a little bit.
For what?
For watching Pokemon?
No, no, because when...
It's del diablo to watch a mom.
No, it's when they split.
Remember I was telling you that?
They kind of were like, you're in their side, you're on their side.
Oh, damn.
We're going to cry.
I didn't want to cry today.
Not a bad, I'd say.
Big there.
Yeah, I've been disowned separately, you know, like by my mom and my dad at separate times.
You know what I'm saying?
Thankfully not at the same time.
So you had one to go to when the other one disowned?
I feel like we helped them get disowned.
Yeah, I was like beefing with my mom for a while because I'm like her boyfriend, stupid guy.
You know what I'm saying?
And then that was like four years.
And then there was like a time when my dad, me and my dad didn't talk because we almost got into it.
Yeah.
Dude, remember when you disowned your mom?
You disowned your mom?
When she needed you the most, but you didn't want her in your apartment because you bring girls back there.
Let's talk about it.
And then you said you were moving and then she couldn't move with you.
And she was trying to be nice and then gave you a honeypacking your teeth.
I was still bringing your teeth.
On accident.
On accident.
He was sick and she was trying to make a tea.
We just had those around.
A little push back to, you know, with their sisters.
you know hey you want to hang out your sister again
you know you miss it right all right well let's help
Claudia see apparently happens to everybody
Claudia yeah yeah she doesn't want to be
disowned for her family over the guy she loves right
but the guy she loves is saying hey I can't be a secret anymore
either you post me or it's done this other girl I'm dating
she's posting me yeah right away that's yeah
secret no this is this is this is a cousin
their sister's ex has to be yeah it has to be something
like family members yeah no like a oh my god
like an ex of one
One of her family members.
It has to be.
Because why else does she get this own?
So ashamed to like to say this, I'm with this person.
By her family.
I thought she was in love with a family member.
I'm sorry.
Oh, like, I thought that was suggested.
I being part of a-
Angie, that happens a lot.
It does.
It happens where you think.
Yeah, Vic.
Do you guys have a love song you want to hear?
Let's play a love song.
I can't wait.
Oh, Frankie J.
Oh, Frankie J.
Genuine.
Oh, some Frankie J.
I'm sorry, you just got outbeat by Andy.
Frankie J.
Yeah, Frankie Jay is going to be at our live show on this Saturday tomorrow.
Let's call him.
Let's call him him a number.
Yeah, you have his number?
I know a way.
Should we test it out?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let's face it.
I hear it.
It's parallel six.
Brownback mornings.
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
Radia doesn't want her sneaky link to move on.
We have to find out why the family would disown her.
Can we please DM her?
Yeah, I just de-m her.
It's so confusing.
Okay, so Claudia's been with his friends with benefits, you know, Sneaky Link with this guy for four years.
Everything's been cool, but all of a sudden he wants like a real relationship.
A four-year sneaky link is a commitment.
That's a long time.
That's a long time.
You know what trips me out?
She probably friends on him or like didn't for those four years.
Now he's getting with someone that's like seeing him and treating him right.
And now she's like, no, no, no.
Where are going?
We're going.
I'll post you maybe.
Maybe.
I'll post you arm.
I'll see.
I'll tell him everybody.
We don't know.
We don't know why she said her family would disown her if she posts her man.
Yeah, basically she said she doesn't know what she should do.
Angie, too, see.
And I want that thing to make her better.
She feels like she can't be in a relationship with them.
Anheika, how do you say if you weren't my niece?
Sobrina.
No, I know what Sobrina is, but the whole sentence.
If no, what's me.
Wait, how did I go?
If no, my sobriela.
Creepy Tio.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's so creepy.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Suavemente.
You know what's funny?
I just thought about that, like, families will disown, like, you know, whoever, like any of us,
but they will never disown that creepy tio.
Yeah, can we please defend them?
That was always at every party.
They defend them all the time.
Yeah.
It's a see.
It's a si.
He was de los
Tempos different
I know no no
Kick that fool out
Disson Dissone that's real
Bro
We're really talking about some ish right now
These are deep-rooted brown issue
For real
Happy Valentine's day
All right
But what else we're saying?
Resist
Yeah so she doesn't know
If she should
Leave him
You know where he's at
And let him
Find happiness with this other girl
Or get with them
And be disowned
By her family
She doesn't know what to do
All right
Let's go to Randy
and Shino.
What's up, Randy?
Randy.
Randy.
How are you doing?
Good.
How are you, bro?
Good.
Just chilling, kicking back.
Glad to see this rain over finally.
That part.
Finally, it's a bit of day.
Yeah.
That's a new thing.
All right.
Randy, talk to us.
What would you tell Claudia?
I don't know.
How would you even know that this other chick's even real?
Uh-huh.
You know what I mean?
She saw the post.
Yeah, they posted.
Oh, she did see it.
Yeah, she said she saw the post.
Oh, man.
And yeah, I said, I said, tell him.
rocks, dude, you know what I mean?
Come hit me up. You ain't got to post me, you know what I mean?
Wow.
You'll be okay with this?
I'll be a secret.
Raddy, don't do that. Don't do that, Randy.
Randy, you got a Valentine's today?
Hey, look it.
No, so check this out.
This is the real life.
So after 20 years, I have the first time in 20 years, I don't.
Wow.
I see, look it, man.
Appreciate.
Yeah, I appreciate what you got and keep the fire lit, honey, because you don't know what you
got until it's gone, bro.
Oh, you're kidding.
That's a lot.
Talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Randy, what happened?
That's real talk.
That's real talk coming from my heart, bro.
Randy, what did you not appreciate?
What did you have?
I just took it.
I guess you could say I took it for granted.
After 20 years, you get comfortable.
You know what I mean?
You start like, you know, just getting, yeah,
I guess too comfortable and not appreciate it.
You know what I mean?
Don't just do things on Valentine's Day.
You know what I mean?
Shoot the flowers in between.
You know what I mean?
sure that you love her, man.
She's your queen all the time.
Oh, Randy.
Randy, is there still a chance for you and her?
So you want to know the truth.
So, like, she literally lives like a couple houses up for me.
So, like, it's hard, you know.
So I hope so.
You know, I can do it as pray and hope so.
Oh, Randy.
And if you got her back, you would not, you would appreciate what you had.
Take matters into your own hands.
Oh, definitely.
Oh, she knows.
Oh, definitely.
I would appreciate
What if we called her?
Don't get that for her.
Randy,
what if we called her?
What if we called her and asked for you?
Oh, man,
I don't know if I want to do all this.
I'm not trying to press her,
you know what I mean?
I want to let her fucking have her time
and think about it.
She has her time, you know what I mean?
So I'm not trying to just let her do her things.
It's been enough time.
That's enough time.
You want some space?
All right, you want some more?
That's it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I can say that, but she's, I don't know, man.
She's got my heart, bro.
I've been with her.
She helped me raise my daughter, and so there's a lot behind it, you know what I mean?
But, yeah, I mean, she knows what's up, man.
She knows I'm always here for her and she always has my heart.
But that's my biggest advice, I guess.
Just keep the fire lit and then don't lose it, man, and it's too late.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on the line, okay?
Just stop looking out the window.
And definitely don't kidnap her.
That only works in Mexico.
Did you?
That only works in Mexico.
He's like, so glad the rain is over.
Now it makes sense.
It does.
Now it makes a lot more sense.
He wasn't talking about the rain outside.
No.
He wasn't talking about the weather.
He had the same.
Issue.
The crying mice.
The day, the night that Greg and his girl broke up, his mom was hearing noises in his room.
And he was like.
It was crying.
There was mice in my room crying.
And I couldn't find him.
The same day he broke up.
And I couldn't find them.
He couldn't find the crying mice.
They were loud.
Him and his mom were looking for the crying mice in his room.
They were just here.
I don't know.
They just stopped when you came in.
They were crying very loud.
And they woke me out, have you?
Apparently.
No, root.
No.
I'm going to be in front of the throat.
Oh, Gregi.
Joanna.
Joanna.
Joanna.
Joanna.
Joanna.
Joanna.
Joanna.
What's up, Joanna?
Hi.
Hi, Joanna.
Joanna, talk to us.
How old are you?
Good morning.
I'm 31.
You gave us the baby voice, Joanna.
Say less.
Am I your baby?
Customer service voice.
Customer service.
Wow, what's customers are you service?
Yeah.
What hotline are you?
How much is it per minute?
Yeah, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
K-PWR, HD-1, Loss,
Angeles, Power Windows 6, LA's number one for hip-hop.
We're inside the homie helpline.
We had the home girl Claudia hit us up because she's talking to this guy's
sneaky link vibes for four years, right?
Never, they go on dates.
They've even taken trips together, but she never post him because she says her family
will disown her if she would.
Now he hit her up like, hey, I'm talking to this other girl and she posts me.
So if you want me, you got to post me too.
Right.
Or whatever, which is crazy because then the other girl's going to see his whole other drama.
Yeah.
So right now she's like, hey, should I post him and be with him?
I love him,
being with him for four years behind the scenes,
or should I choose my family
and just let him be happy with somebody else?
What do you have to say, Claudia?
I mean, you're not Claudia.
What's your name?
Joanna.
Joanna.
I personally believe just from person to experience
that family should be chosen first
because the reason why she's not presenting
or bringing this guy around.
And obviously she knows
deep down what is best
and if family is first,
and families first, again, from personal experience,
I was told a guy is not good for me,
ended up being in a domestic violence situation for ignoring family.
And again, not saying that it's going to happen to this person,
but again, there's a reason why she's not bringing this guy around, right?
Yeah.
Hey, I'm glad you got out of that, because I was in the same situation too,
and it's crazy because usually the outsiders see it,
but then we get defensive of our partner.
like we tried to fend him against our family when they literally can see a this is not good for you
so it's good to take that into perspective what your family is saying and seeing you because they've seen you
your whole life they're the ones to be like this is not like you're changing like you're turning into
somebody else you know exactly all right well happy valentine's day to you
yeah thank you thank you have a good day guys you too all right we're making this is supposed to be
about love yeah that day is happy we are making
bad days happen. We're two people down
that are not going to have a good day.
It's a reminder that, you know.
Went from love to deep to people.
Got to send love
to people. To divorce.
Yeah.
Control, guys.
I know. What do we do?
Can someone call us and talk about love?
That is
the Mexican cure and it's not okay.
That keeps the cycle going.
No, I didn't say a bulletin.
I'm done. I said, let's take the shot.
Yeah.
Just to get a shot. I'm down.
I'm down.
Ginger shot.
No.
We're not taking ginger shots.
No, yeah.
Oh, no.
Can we order a bomb?
Let's go to Eve.
We can't, bro.
We can't.
We can't do that.
There's rules to radio.
We get in trouble.
All right, Eve.
You're making a hat.
Just put it in your coffee.
I was going to say,
I was going to go into the coffee.
I'm sorry, Pio, Tommy.
We're kidding.
Everybody.
Yeah.
All our Cuban owners.
I apologize.
All right, Eve.
Eve, Eve and what?
Eve.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good, girl.
Eve, what would you do in this situation?
What would you talk, Claudia?
I would say, well, the way I understood it's like her family.
She doesn't want to disappoint her family.
Yeah.
Like, being with this guy.
I would say, do the opposite.
Not just a point, but, I mean, make yourself happy.
At the end of the day, life is short, and it's whatever matters and whatever makes you happy.
And I say it from self-experience with the, you could say my baby daddy.
Ew.
It sounds ugly saying that.
But that's what he is, right?
Ew.
Yeah.
All right, so you chose your baby daddy.
Oh, what?
Wait, what?
Hold on.
Too fast, too fast.
I'm like, I said, it sounds funny saying that's my baby daddy,
but I'm like, here I am with another baby on the way.
How many is that?
How many is that?
No, but anyway, okay.
How many kids?
Hold on a second.
Hold on baby girl.
You're like on 2X speed on YouTube.
How many kids do you have?
I have one and then one on the way.
Beautiful.
And he's the baby daddy to both of them.
Yes.
Boom.
All right.
Talk to us.
So with him, we got together fresh out of high school, so he had that little kid mentality.
And, you know, I was trying to play house or whatever.
So he was, I mean, he was a cheater.
And I get it.
We were young.
He wanted to do his things.
So eventually my family found out he cheated on me.
So we separated.
We broke up.
He left.
He moved out, whatever.
Because my mom kicked him out.
And.
This is getting sad again.
I know I'm like,
I know.
Talk about love.
It's just getting sad.
It's just getting sad,
but.
Fast word to love.
No, but there's a happy ending.
Okay.
Ooh,
like that.
Hey.
Oh,
I love happy endings.
That's usually extra.
Yeah.
Seriously crazy.
No, but, um.
What's the code?
Yes.
God word.
Uh-huh.
Nothing.
Keep like.
Don't listen to them.
Don't listen to them.
Yeah, so my mom kicked about,
whatever.
And then after that,
I'm like,
well,
we were separated for like three years.
And I was doing my thing.
He was trying to beg for,
like,
He was begging, supposedly he changed, whatever.
And then after I'm like, no, I'm over him.
Until, eventually he started, like, seeing some girl.
And I don't know why something in me, because he decided to not, like, kiss my butt anymore.
So I'm like, I think he's seeing someone.
I don't know why the urge of me, like, damn, I'm growing feelings for him again.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, Jesus, Neil, me, will start yorando.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Nothing.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Yeah.
So your family didn't want you to be with him,
and then you saw another girl was giving him attention,
and then you got with him, and now you're happy.
Evil.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's all about her.
Does your family talk to you?
Yeah, so now we're cool.
I mean, they've seen that he changed and.
Yeah.
He proved himself.
Yeah.
He proved himself by getting with another girl.
I like it.
Yeah.
Huh?
It said he proved himself by getting with another girl.
It made you jealous.
I know.
I was mad at that, but.
It worked.
It worked.
It worked.
But it worked.
All right.
Let's go, baby girl.
Happy ending.
Happy ending for Eve and watch.
Happy Valentine.
Happy Valentine.
Happy Valentine.
Hey, how many months pregnant are you?
I'm seven.
You're seven months pregnant.
Do you know if you're having a boy or girl?
A baby boy.
A baby boy.
Oh, that's so cute.
Oh, love to you, your little family.
I pray a little guardian angel in your little tummy to protect your little baby from all your drama because you're very dramatic.
Okay.
Have a good day.
It's okay.
I had to do the same prayer for myself.
If you're pregnant right now,
pray a little guardian angel over a little baby
that protects them from the stresses of pregnancy
because all of what happens to you affects the baby.
Wow.
That's love right there.
Con amor.
All right, well, I think we help.
It's helping people on Valentine's Day.
Helping people see, it could be worse.
It could be worse.
See?
Yeah.
It could be staring out the window.
Does that make you feel a little bit better about everyone's relationship?
Yeah, you could be staring out the window at your ex's house.
Yeah.
Hey, that one was really sad.
I know my little baby.
His voice was shaky.
Povericito, lino.
And three houses down, that means if he looks at the window at the wrong time.
Oh.
He sees another car pull up.
He got her house under surveillance.
He sees Greg's Honda pull up.
With the loud exhaust?
That's crazy.
Crazy.
Get in, girl.
Uh-uh.
Get in, girl.
We're going to my moms.
She's not home tonight.
All right, look, we have so much in store.
We do.
Around 8.30, we're going to have a bunch of couples in here to see which one has the biggest wevels, all right?
We're going to make them earn the Ramo Wevo.
And if you haven't checked it out, go on Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram to see it.
That looks fly.
That I'll be created, the homie for making one.
I wish, I was kind of hoping, like, maybe he'll make one for the winner, and then he'll be like, Leti, here's one for you.
But he's probably like, not.
It's too expensive.
It's way too expensive.
All right, that's coming up at 8.30, but right now, let's get into, don't you know I'm local.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Everyone has this conversation.
If you live in California, what is it?
Everyone has this conversation.
The rant.
Texas.
The weather?
Grass prices.
Traviscanship.
Explore page.
What?
Did you say citizenship?
No.
You shouldn't say citizenship.
I said bipartisanship.
Oh.
You might as well have said citizenship.
should be helpful.
All right.
It's a conversation
everybody has
if they're in California.
The DMV?
No.
Anybody else?
The weather?
You still guys
staffing.
The Dodgers?
The Dodgers?
The California lottery.
If I won the lottery,
this is what I would do.
We've all had that combo.
Oh, yeah.
If you won the lotto,
would you share it with someone?
If you won the lotto,
would you come to work the next day?
If you won the lot of,
what would be your first purchase?
We've all had these combos.
Yeah.
All right?
Well, one man won the lottery.
in California and chose to continue working.
He's a truck driver and he said,
you know what?
I won hell of money, but I love my job.
Makes sense.
You want to get out the house?
I feel like no.
I feel like no one ever says they're going to still continue working.
He has a family.
No, but I mean, okay, first of all,
he won the lottery, yes.
But if he's a truck driver, he has more than one family.
So he still needs to keep income flowing in.
And if he's not working,
he has to pay for the gas and put his car.
up and add those miles to his car.
If he's working, the miles go to the truck
and he's still visiting his family.
And how can he visit his family
if he's not able to get out the house
on the open road?
This one was $7.5 million.
Divided by two.
That's nothing.
That's like a house and maybe you're good for like a...
Flip between two families.
Five years.
That ain't nothing.
I win $7.5 million.
You guys are not quitting?
No.
You're not quitting.
Noggi, you're lying.
You're not quitting.
Leti, that's not going to like last for like 10 years.
It's going to last for like five years.
Spend it correctly.
A house?
How about a house?
A million?
A house.
A radio station.
You could buy one.
Hire a bunch of people to keep a going.
It's about like.
Don't pay them anything.
I would move to Hesperia.
Oh, you get to imagine.
Live big.
I get to imagine it.
I buy Hesperia.
A little corner of the I.E.
You know what I'm?
No, the whole thing.
I'll go buy I.
I.E.
Aye.
Yeah.
All right, so you would still continue doing your jobs if you want.
I'm glad I know this.
Oh, I would still come to work every day.
I'll be the first one in and I would be the most obnoxious person in the room.
Same.
By far.
I just be happy like, I hope you're never winning.
I just be like, oh, my God, my financial advisor.
You know, I just be like.
You know, in my tax bracket.
Oh, yeah.
It would be awesome.
If you won the lottery, would you still be doing skits?
No, you guys would never see me again.
You'd be like the, I'm hopeful, Edward, Edwin?
Edwin.
No, you guys would never.
I mean, I'll send you guys like gifts or whatever, but I'd be...
Oh, that's perfect.
You guys have never seen me again.
No, no, that's perfect.
As long as you send the gifts.
I would...
Nice doing you guys.
I don't see you to buy...
I'll see you guys at the top, Big Donkins.
Concrete, I don't want you to buy my love.
I want quality time.
No, no, no, I'm good.
You can come to Hesperia if you want.
I own it.
You can definitely come to Hesperia.
So we're all going to be like him.
We're going to keep our jobs.
Except concrete.
Except concrete.
Greg, you win the lottery.
$7.5 million.
I'm gone to Hong Kong
Don't waste it
What do you think? I'm getting some Chinese wound
That's what I'm doing
I'm doing the love of my life
Every single night for the next 10 years
You're gonna be there for two days
We'd have to rescue Greg
We'd have to rescue Greg after a while
I could save all their lives
Change them all
Yeah
You wouldn't be able to
They would love me
It would fall off for price
They would love me
They would.
I think Medellín will be a better option.
Shout out to the truck driver that's going to continue to be a driver
even with $7.5 million in his pocket.
And shout out to all the truck drivers period on a day like today.
After taxes,
$3.5.
You got to be like four.
Why do we always do that?
It's still millions of dollars.
Yeah, but it helps us.
It helps our ego.
See, after taxes, he gets four,
then he has to split him in two.
Who does taxes, Maximil?
Not you.
I forgot to make my payment.
Connected like I'm Rosecrans.
The word on Rosecrans.
The word is Drake finally dropped new music and it's called Some Sexy Songs for You.
Which one are you four is listening to new music right now?
Concrete.
Concrete.
And why are you to do alternative?
Two years.
I was getting to Google dolls all the way up here.
Oh, I was spending Googleish.
It's the leather jacket off.
Whenever I put my hair down, and I start, you know, I was like, God.
Who's playing music all through the break?
I don't want the world to see me.
We kick people out for doing that.
That is your last warning, okay?
No, I didn't even turn it on.
Did you say something?
Did you tell Siri?
Did you tell Siri?
You told Siri to turn on the music?
No, I did it.
Well, Drake dropped his new album with Party Next Door, some sexy songs for you.
Yes.
People were highly anticipating this.
He had been teasing it for a long time.
Finally, today, Valentine's Day.
He decided to drop it.
And there's some songs on here.
Okay, they're pretty good.
Some songs.
Greg,
Greg loves it.
Let Greg get it in.
Greg,
go ahead, bro.
Start to finish.
I have played this.
Every single song that I've played,
I've rewined it.
Okay.
Because I'm like,
hit, hit, hit, hit,
love every single song.
Non-skip.
No skip.
No skip.
No skip.
No, I just skip for one single song.
I listened to the whole thing.
Okay.
I was even taking a late-night drive on my Xbox,
you know on GTA.
I was like, man.
In my head.
Tell us what you love about it.
Like,
what about the album?
Oh,
it's relatable.
Relatable.
Especially here on Valentine's Day,
when you got no Valentine's Day,
you got no Valentine's Day?
You got no Valentine's Day?
Oh, you're feeling.
So it's related to you,
anybody that's sad.
Anybody that's sad.
Oh, so you are sad.
No, I'm not sad.
You just said it.
I'm just feeling the lover boy vibes
because of the Drake.
Okay.
Okay.
Tell us more about it.
Like, what about party next door?
Actually, I'm really impressed with party.
Party killed it on every single song.
Like,
When party would come on the track, it was like, oh, wow.
Oh, he's on every single song?
Yeah, he's on every single song.
He's on most of the same.
No.
There's a lot of songs he wasn't on.
No, he's on a more.
Would you want to hear?
Is it one mic, brother?
Drake has more than a couple solo songs.
But he's on most of the album.
Wait, you just say he's on all of them.
All of them are most.
Somebody help me.
It's supposed to be a joint album.
To me, like, I ran through it and I was like, okay, like I like I like some of these songs.
But I loved, like you, I love the party next.
store parts, but there wasn't enough of them.
Like, it was really a Drake album
disguised as a collab album.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Like they marketed
because people do like their songs together.
Yeah. Even Horde was like, oh yeah,
I can't wait. I'm like, why can't you wait? What's
going on? What's going to? Who are you thinking about
when this album played? No, it's because the songs they have
together and I was like, yeah, but who are you thinking about that back then?
I didn't know you. When they come
together to make music, it's fire. And so he's not listening
to the new album. I'm kidding.
I just think they should have made more. No party for him.
Yeah. No party. No party. No party.
party next door for him.
Party in this house only, okay?
He does have a song, Give Me a Hug,
which is pretty good at him rapping over a really
dope beat. Yeah, I heard that record. That was the last one.
I was listening to him coming in. I feel like he should have led
with that. That's the song, down that record, it's called Give Me a Hug,
which is weird because he's turning into the, we're my hug.
Yeah, that's what I'm a guy. And he's owning it, I guess.
But in that is where he addresses the most of the beef,
and he wraps the most from the songs that I had heard previously.
If you lead with that,
go into your singing song vibes, boom.
It's kind of like, it hooks you in.
But you dead it it, you're not going to talk about it,
and then go on to the album.
It being mid-album, after the mid-songs before it,
it's like, oh, bro, like, you should have led with this.
I think that's more of just a Drake thing if you want that,
because this is like party next door and Drake.
Like you said, their songs they've made together already
are very, like, sad vibes, very, like, mellow.
I think everybody, including you guys,
want to hear what he has to say of this point in time.
So you could have got that out of the way in the intro,
and then go into your,
party next door, Drake vibe.
So it's like, hey, this is not for that.
Boom.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Oh, I get what you're saying now.
Yeah, I really didn't go into it, like thinking that was going to be covered.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I got covered anyways.
Yeah, it did.
No, yeah.
So there's that one, which is a solo song.
Raining in Houston's a solo song.
But he does have a song that I want to play you guys.
Whoa, whoa.
I don't know what that is.
That I've been wanting to play you guys.
I told you guys, please don't listen to it because I want all of your guys's genuine reaction.
Yeah.
At Drake trying Spanish.
Again?
For the fifth time.
Oh, my God.
I like him.
And Mia.
Me too.
Let me know three times of time.
That's the only one.
You guys got to listen to this.
This is Meet Your Padre.
Party Next Door, Drake and Chinopacas.
All right.
This is the opening bar.
All right, listen to this.
I want to meet your mother.
Pay my respects to your father, my amor.
Stop.
No, baby.
Stop.
I want to be dramatic.
This is the AI.
No.
Sounds like Wolfaro.
Dude.
Sounds like a Nacho Libre.
Nacho Libre.
I don't know why.
He did this, all right.
And is that like
Spaniard music?
Yeah, I thought
He has Chino Pacas from Mexico.
It sounds like flamenco.
Yeah.
I was like,
you know?
Oleg!
Where's Antonio Vanderas?
Exactly, all right?
And then, you know,
this is Chino Paca's part.
He did his thing.
He did his thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what's
in the video, bro.
Oh, okay.
Sounds like it's me playing
guitar in the background.
Yeah.
Hey, Angie.
That's good.
You go like in the video, bro.
He belongs there.
And then this is more
Drake right here.
Listen to this.
Text your friends
What is he doing that?
Why is he sounding like that?
I don't know.
He's trying to sound like Romeo.
No, he's trying to.
It's not weird.
It's the English.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's trying to.
Yes.
I was.
Yes.
But it sounds like he's trying to have
like the Romeo cadence,
but he doesn't have like the fluent Spanish.
He's Canadian.
This is why dual lingo took shots at Drake.
Yeah.
For exactly.
Literally.
They heard it.
Play it again.
Text your friends.
What's going to dance salsa.
No.
Not salsa.
Chino Pagas killed it.
Dude.
And I would be honest if Drake was good, but that was not good.
Yeah, no.
Who approved these lyrics?
Mia was really good with Bad Bunny.
Yeah.
Whoever was behind Mia for him, like in Spanish,
he should hire them back
because the next ones that he's been doing
have been so bad.
I want to meet your mother,
pay my respects to your padre,
my mom.
And Greg's like,
this is non-skip.
This is amazing.
This is Greg talks like that.
When I liked about that song
is at the end,
it goes into like Corrido tumados.
Like, it sounds like that.
Oh, okay.
So it's like a cool.
All of a sudden you can roll your arts.
Corridos tumvados.
Like it sounds really good.
That's why I like that song a lot
because I was like, wow.
Oh, you like this one.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm telling you, song for song, I'm not skipping it.
What song?
What's this name of that song?
Meet your Padre.
Do you have it in full?
I want to meet your father.
Yeah, let's just hear it.
I don't have it full.
I have it in full.
I don't know if it's clean.
It's probably not clean.
I just want to hear it.
I want to meet your mother.
I just want to hear it.
I want to meet your mother.
Pay my respect.
I'm my respect.
Like the other one.
Like the other one.
All right.
Text your friends.
what's what's like a bad novela song
It sounds like a bad novela
I'm like, is he troll?
He's like, you know what we're gonna get
the Hispanics with this one?
Yeah, he's been trying, but it's not working.
He's getting the right people every time.
I don't know.
I wouldn't have put Chino Paca's if this is a
Spanish sounding song I would have got Rosalia.
Yes, I agree.
No, but I'm saying like just in general,
like the names he's working with Chino,
with Romeo.
Oh, yeah.
And, like, okay, like you're,
Picking the right artists to work with, but not utilizing them correctly.
It's like when YG had the Mexican song and he put like a regitone artist on it.
Yeah.
But it's like we're not all the same Hispanic bro.
He's like, hey, you, speak Spanish.
Come here.
Right.
Bright.
Yeah.
Play, play, play, play, yeah.
I want to meet your mother.
Yeah.
I want to meet your mother.
Come my respect to your father, my amor.
My name is Speedy.
My name is Speedy.
Oh, golly.
You can never catch me
Text your friends
What's your friends
Let me come
Come to my house
For favor
I want to hear it
I want to hear
I want to see like I want to see
I can't know if it's just in my bones
To just like like the yeah
The bee is fine
I need a rose to put in my mouth
If he's not dressed like me in that music video,
he needs your whole ghetto.
He should be a stylist.
He needs a whole kid.
OLE!
I don't know if they have these turtlenecks anymore at Macy's.
They retired them after you got him out.
In 98.
And Mervyn's then.
This is my first communion.
This is about it at Robinson's made.
Aw.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
That was your word on Rose Cranz brought to by local Southern California
Toyota dealers.
I'm Rose Cranz, Victor Brown Bag Mornings.
We love it, Drake.
We love that album.
We are the king.
We as in Greg.
Let him get it off.
I'm going to hear.
I'm going to listen to it.
He has a photo of Drake next to him.
It's because Drake always text girls.
Greg is definitely text a girl,
Que Pasa, come over to my casa.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I have.
I'm doing it right now.
I want to meet your pants.
For a while.
Give me a chance.
All right.
Hey, hey, what are you doing over there?
I'm just scared.
Come here.
Come here.
Sambra Salah with Anche
Angelica
On Valentine's Day
On Valentine's Day
Guess who is back
Who's back?
Who's back?
Making music
Who?
Who?
Your favorite, Victor?
Who?
Oh, Selena Gomez.
Yay!
I thought you were going to say Becky G.
Oh, no, don't you love Selena G.?
You leave Becky G.
You leave Becky G at your mouth.
Yeah, I'm giving her credit.
I love that.
No, okay, so Selena.
Selena Gomez.
Just not a fan.
For me.
Anything.
Of her anything.
Only Vic.
Only Vic.
Only Vic.
Yeah, she's a billionaire.
Remember that before you're opening your mouth.
So yesterday she surprised the fans by making a post of her and Benny Blancor, her fianc.
Benny who?
Beni Blanco.
Blanker.
Why didn't you say?
You like Drake when he speaks all but you can't appreciate Angelica?
My eyes are just coming out.
Benny Blancor.
Benny Blanco.
Beni Blanco.
Okay.
Angie,
should I shut them up?
Should I shut them up?
No, it's okay, it's Valentine's Day.
This is all love, right?
It's like Serena.
Of love.
So she posted a picture of her and Benny Blanco
with the caption,
say, my new album said,
I love you first with my best friend,
Benny Blanco is out next month
and she actually posted a preview of it.
Listen.
Because I'm not scared of loving you.
I'm just scared of losing you.
I'm not scared.
I'm featuring drizzie.
Nah.
What do you mean?
I think this song is so nice.
Yeah, it fits up the end credits of a love movie.
Well, yeah, it would work.
It's called I said I love you first.
Let's in a horse.
Wait one more time?
You're ready?
Yeah.
Dang, I feel like Greg now because I really like this song and y'all are leading.
I'm just scared to lose to you.
I'm not scared of anyone.
Find somebody.
Concrete's feeling
How could they love you
As much as I do
My vibe.
It's a indie vibe.
It's very indie.
You know how expensive melatonin is these days?
And I can just listen to this instead.
Okay, you say that?
This sounds like music your girl listens to.
What?
Don't you talk about Sabrina Carpenter this way.
She's going to put on her story with the picture of Vic today?
Yes.
Oh, she's going to claim it to me.
She's not a selinator or else it wouldn't work.
But no, this is...
It's not for you.
It could be not for you.
I get it.
I get it.
I like the...
And there's a crowd for this.
I like it.
Yeah, no, I get it.
And I do think it's movie vibes.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
Juno.
She's like walking down to three or something.
If you love Juno, you love this.
Yeah, that's what it is.
And her man is like a famous songwriter, right?
He would write a bunch of songs for her ex, Justin Bieber, right?
Yeah, that's my own.
So it's a collab album.
It's him and her.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
No, I think it's great.
it sounds good.
I just do think
that if there was someone
with a slightly
stronger voice
with like the certain notes
it sounds a little better.
Yeah.
But this is like purified.
She sucks to singing.
Okay, but.
No, I didn't say
I mean,
I wouldn't say she's the greatest singer.
I'm not saying she's a terrible singer.
It's airy, but it gets different.
Like, I think you're playing the part.
I think you're playing the part
where it's very.
Yeah, yeah.
There's more to the song
and in that it gets,
yeah.
This is the part that I got.
Yeah.
Nice.
That's kind of like a lead-in almost.
I mean, it's cool that they're doing an album together.
I think that's really cool of them.
That's cute.
I can play the beginning of the song.
Listen.
If I broke your heart.
That's the beginning.
Would you take me back?
If I broke my arm.
Would you sign my cast?
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
I swear I like it.
I swear.
It's so nice.
It's a love album.
It's just, Angie.
It's just when you play that beginning part, I was like, oh.
It's a love album.
It's a love love sleep.
Who wrote it?
Probably Betty Blanco, yeah.
If I broke your heart, that's like.
They're going to need some Blanco to wake up after.
Yes.
So nice.
It's beautiful.
Feel I'm watching Pete's dragon.
You can now save this puppy for $999.
Okay, so no one's feeling it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like me.
Dude, she's so in love with him.
I like it.
She even just didn't interview him and her.
Like, Betty Vanco and Selena Gomez,
they just did an interview with interview magazine.
Like, and instead.
Oh, they interviewed each other.
So how much you love me?
So how much do you love me?
They're super in their same old.
No, I'm going to tell you right now, bro.
I know.
Just the way that you liked that.
No, post-forter to that song right now.
I would.
Right now.
I don't have a photo that I want to post yet.
And he hasn't hit me with Happy Valentine's Day.
And girls don't, like, let the guy do it first.
Don't go on.
Do you think I am Thursday?
But I would.
I would post that song or the Jesse Regis.
Hey, don't use the Jesse Raygo.
No, it's beautiful music.
You know what?
They're in love.
This song is going to be like, you know how like we're tripping, we're making fun of it?
It's going to be like wedding song or like those types of songs.
It fits in that pocket.
Oh, you're a.
It's acoustic.
Again, there's pockets for it.
Yeah.
You're going to see a video of a girl getting ready in her wedding dress
and that's going to be in the background.
I see it now.
I see it now.
Boren.
I thought it was more like the background music or the movie like when it all breaks,
like when all hell breaks loose.
When they break up.
When they get.
Yeah, it's like right before it gets.
No, it's in the movie.
It's the montage of them doing fun stuff together during the summer.
And you're calling in love.
And there's a tear coming down her eye.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Somebody breaks up with Julia Stiles.
Oh, it's not a breakup song.
It's a love song.
Even the music video that she has, it's like her and Beni Blanco at Disneyland kissing holding
here, Angie.
We're not going to win here, but I actually do like that.
No, it's beautiful.
Congrats to that.
I're in love.
And I will use it when I run out of Rurumini.
I will definitely use that one if the Ruru song doesn't worry.
Thank you, Angie.
Let's go.
All right.
That was it for Sondra Salat.
Bratio by your local Southern California.
Toyota Steelers.
I'm Angie from Rumback Morning.
I'm part of one of six.
Dedicated to Marcus right now.
It's a beautiful song, bro.
Sing it to Marcus.
Sing it to be.
Sing it to be.
It's new, bro.
Sing all the Drake songs you're repeating to Ruth.
Go.
Or I.
She thought I was Spider-Meschel.
She thought she wanted me to save her.
It's okay.
I got you.
I got you one better.
Great cadence.
This is what it feels like for you.
Keep it here.
At least no one for your five.
It's Valentine's Day.
Yes.
We got a ram away.
One to give away.
We're going to do that next.
We got some couples in you.
here. We're going to see which one has the big as well.
I let it burn all the time. I'm excited.
You get you got that checked out, Greg.
It's going to burn for me to say this.
This is so cute. We have so many
beautiful couples in here. Make it nice.
Thanks.
Those hell of people in here and love each other.
Yeah, they do. This is our brown bag
family. These people listen to brown bag
or they got drug by someone in here.
Not drugs.
Not dragged. Drag.
And I heard y'all
were drinking mimosas in there.
Who's the culprits?
Who's the culprit?
Hold on it for Pocermal Hills.
That's about the money
You would
You would
What a bit of a mimosis for us
Yeah
They drank it all
They drank it all
It's good
I'm glad that you guys
Are all friendly with each other
Because it's about to be
Something
It's about to be a competition
Okay
We want to know
Which couple
Has the biggest wheevels
That means which couple is just down
As you guys are looking at your competition
Yep
I need to hear you guys
Make some noise
If you think you're the downest couple
in here
in the studio.
I don't know.
They're sizing each other.
All right.
We have a brown bag Valentine's
live show tickets on deck.
And then we also have
Ramo Buo and where's the Ramo at?
Can someone bring in the Ramo?
I want to.
Umberto?
You had a one job, bro.
We brought in the street teamer so you didn't have to
bring them up and down.
You just had to take care of theuebo's
and then here you were.
Umberto.
All right.
That's care of the webo.
All right.
So we have a wheel in front of us.
How many couples is it?
Six couples?
One, two.
two, three, five couples, five couples.
We have a wheel in front of us.
You guys are going to spin it, all right?
Whatever it lands on is the challenge.
We do the wheel all the time, and these challenges can get crazy, okay?
We are trying to find the couple that has the biggest webo.
Are you guys ready to play?
Make some noise if you're ready to play.
Yeah?
There you go.
All right, all right.
We're going to take a quick little break so we can do names out of the hat.
Look at those eggs.
So we can see who goes first.
I know this Ramo Weebon is so beautiful.
You can check it out.
Brown Bag Mornings 106 on Instagram.
We're also live on Twitch.
Look for Brown Bag Mornings.
And on the way, we are going to crown our first ever brown bag couple that has the biggest
Webo's.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm so excited.
This is our first ever, like, in studio party.
We never have people up here.
Let's go.
I'm so excited.
Are you ready?
Yes.
You're honored?
When do we start checking for Weebbels?
I brought my glasses.
I brought my glasses.
This is our Valentine's Day.
party.
That's right.
And we have a beautiful couples in here.
I'm going to say you guys are very beautiful in here.
I love that our couples are in here, but it's about to turn ugly.
We are looking for the couple with the biggest webo's to grant a ramo webo.
Who could use this in their house?
Make some noise.
See?
That's a lot of eggs, right?
Yeah.
So are the Ferrero shirts.
Wait, what?
The Ferrer.
You're Drake talking Spanish.
Yes, exactly.
And there's roses on it.
It's beautiful.
Shout out to be creative that,
that he didn't hook us up,
we paid for it, but shout out to be creative.
That made it.
You did a great.
You did a thing.
So off the air, we got a couple of team names
and then we did little
hat numbers, all of that.
And so the first couple to spin the wheel
of Webon is number to the red team.
Red team.
All right, couple to the microquake.
What's your guys names?
My name's Hector.
My name is Diana.
Aw, you guys are so cute.
Okay, are you a brown bag couple?
Do you guys love Brown Bag?
We do.
Or you just love Weebo's.
No, we love that.
Diana, tell us how much you love brown bag, because you were like talking to Angie.
Oh, we love you guys.
My daughter was so devastated.
She wasn't in here.
She loves you guys.
Aw.
We love you here.
Every morning.
Okay, so now it's time to spin the wheel.
I don't know if you guys will love us after this.
I know.
How down is your man?
How down you think your man is?
really down.
For anything.
How down is your girl, bro?
She gets down.
Okay.
That's cool.
A different answer.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to work, bro.
I'm scared.
I'm so nervous for you guys.
I don't even remember what is even on the wheel.
I'm scared for it.
No chileas.
Yeah, the chiles are here.
The chilas are here.
Yeah.
I get to read that, Angie.
El que se noja, pierde.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Tell each other what you wish the other one would do better in your relationship.
And you can't get mad.
And you can't get mad.
If you get mad, you're out.
Who wants to start?
And don't lie.
They look worried.
Diana, tell your man what you hate the most about him in your relationship.
Oh, Diane.
In the mic.
In the mic.
The communication and the cleaning.
I need help at home cleaning.
Oh, your turn, bro.
You said your turn, bro.
Your turn, bro.
Let it out.
First of all, how do you feel about that?
How do you feel about that?
You don't clean?
No, she's right.
I should participate a bit more, but I'm always working, so I'll try harder.
I'll try harder.
What a good man.
Or not tell her something about herself.
Does she need to change?
Could we please spend less money out for a little while so we could save up for things that we want to do?
Where did she like to spend your money at?
Buying boba every other day
That's not bad
She comes almost like two or three sometimes
Two or three bobas?
Why?
There's some mango bobas in the morning
And then when I take my daughter to school
And then
When I came back, it's so good
Yeah
Yeah
That's a lot of boba
You gave her your bobas
She wouldn't have to go get it two or three
Two
You take his bobas too, okay
All right
Nice and nice for Red Team.
Nice and nice for Red Team.
Okay, Team number four are Lovebirds.
Where are you at, team number four?
Yay.
What's your names and what to do you guys from?
My name's Valerie.
Come on, Val.
Val and Sean.
Monterey Park.
Monterey Park.
Come on, Monterey Park.
Yeah.
Love me for Monterey Park.
Y'all move out the hood.
Monterey Park is like the level of.
Yeah, it's very nice.
Oh, very nice.
Mario Heights.
See, I knew it.
I know it.
I know you're on high.
She went up the hill.
Yeah.
Got that good target.
All right.
It's time for you guys to spin the wheel.
Oh.
Let's go.
Spin, spin, spin, Greg.
I'm so nervous.
Greg, you're spinning it really hard and it's taking like two minutes to get to it.
I'll do it softer.
Okay.
Oh.
What is it?
What is it?
Let me read your last D.M.
Oh.
Okay.
They don't got social media.
They don't read your last MySpace message.
Let me see who you poked last on Facebook.
Let me read your last email.
We're both over 50, so we don't have all that stuff.
Shut up, you're both over 50?
No way.
Y'all don't look over 50.
Y'all.
Y'all are gorgeous.
You were talking all that 50 age crap.
That wasn't me.
That was not me.
That was Greg.
That was him.
I wasn't even here.
Get a valve.
Get a valve.
Get a bell.
Greg said you to see your sister.
Bill, I wasn't here.
You go to a club?
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Hold on!
Where's going to look?
Your kids?
Go with them?
Spend the well again.
You go with them?
We have four grandkids.
Let her talk.
Yes, we have four kids and four grandbabies.
Yes.
I remember, we were talking about the fool that got with the girl, and he was, he was
like, he's older.
And you guys were like, who's old at the club?
And I was like, hey, don't talk like that, bro, because you're about to be 50, like, in two years.
And then he's like, gone, wait.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, there you go.
All right.
All right.
You gotta spin again though because you guys don't have
D.S.
You guys don't have DEMS.
All right, spin again, spin again.
Not.
She just told you softly, Ben.
They made me mad.
Oh.
Oh.
What is it?
Tell them how you really feel.
Okay, okay.
So you guys are over 50.
How long have you been married?
Are together?
27 years. All right, that's enough time for one of their family members to have gotten you mad.
All right, your task is to tell one of your partner's family members how you really feel about them.
It could be their mom, it could be their sister, it could be the other, their kid, their kid, which is also your kid.
But you have to say how you really feel about them.
Who is it, Val?
Who isn't in his side of the family that can get it?
They're all nice.
Oh, my God.
Here's the perfect.
We're not mad.
You know what?
No, social media.
They're all nice.
All right.
Yeah.
We're bringing up the kids.
This is too good of relationship.
Bring out the deal.
Too good of a relationship.
She's from Paul Heights.
Who from her family do?
We just lay back easy going so we don't have problems with people.
Okay.
What about at the beginning though?
What about?
The drama?
Even at the beginning.
So who is the drama that you're staring you away from?
Who is that?
Oh.
Oh.
We felt it.
Well, yeah.
His brother, Dino.
We try to stay away from here.
Dino!
I don't like you, fool.
Staying away from you.
You know, call in, defend yourself.
You know, they left in, you know,
it's like when leave all the bad energy behind in 2024?
They left them in the year.
Wait, what year did he get left behind?
Yeah.
For a while.
Yeah.
This year?
All right, look, we have two couples
that have moved out to the next round.
Roundback Valentine's Day party in year.
Yeah.
And you guys come like every day?
Yeah, for real.
I love the energy.
We have, we have, what's it?
No, I was just saying earlier, they laughed at my joke and made me feel real good.
What joke?
It usually doesn't happen.
What's the joke saying again?
I can't remember, but they laughed.
Little does you know we have a sign that says laugh?
Don't know what.
Don't ruin for me.
How are you feeling about this competition show?
It's going good.
I can't wait for the next couples to come up.
Especially the guy with the hat.
Why do you think it was you?
I'm talking to you.
I'm conceited.
I know, Greg.
It's Greg.
All right.
So here's what we're doing.
We have a Ramo Webon that we want to give away, plus tickets to our live show tomorrow.
Has anyone in here been to a Brownback live show before?
Make some noise if you have.
It gets turned up, right?
It gets turned up.
Oh, yeah.
These tickets are going to be bomb.
If you want to win them or get them yourself, AXS.com, still available right now.
But we are going to give away tickets and a Ramo Weebon, which is full of just eggs.
Eggs everywhere.
And then we're on Instagram.
Live, right?
Instagram Live as which.
I would like to just tell you my husband has not told me happy Valentine's Day today.
You're not alone.
He's probably flying something crazy.
I just text him, happy Valentine's Day to you, too.
And it was like a, with a mad face.
Oh, you should have all caps the two.
He's on our Instagram live.
Oh, no, I'm not passive aggressive.
I'm aggressive aggressive.
He means it.
He's on our Instagram live and I saw the comment from a mile away and I read it.
And it says Leti's getting these weevils tonight, though.
Oh, gosh.
Sometimes when I mad at him, he's like, if you want to palo, just say that.
Yeah, the hero.
The palo.
The hero.
What a catch.
I'm so lucky.
Come over here.
Humor romantic.
Romantic.
Yeah.
Arromatic.
Yeah.
Okay.
So we are spinning the wheel to see how far and how down our couples are going to go.
Okay?
So we have.
How do that?
Couple number one.
Ooh, who took, who put,
you picked your own name.
Yeah, couple.
Ooh.
All right.
All right, couple, who, what's your name?
Like, young ma.
Yeah.
Myra and Jessica.
Myra and Jessica.
Let's go.
All right.
Myra and Jessica.
Which one of you was the first brown bag listener in your couple?
We were.
How?
On the mind.
Long listener since Duno was here.
Wow.
Why you got to bring our ex up?
Yeah.
You know we're sensitive.
You know we're sensitive.
I love you.
Yeah.
No, thank you guys.
Yeah.
I ran into them at TD Christmas.
He was not even born into that.
Okay, let's spin the wheel.
Slowly or like shortly.
Yeah.
Softly.
Hey, yo.
It says let me read your last DM.
Okay.
Oh, I got nothing.
Uh-huh.
That's because you deleted them, huh?
Instagram, Facebook.
Oh.
Wait, which one?
Your calculator out.
WhatsApp.
What's up?
Type in pizza in context.
You got to act super confident that way they don't even check.
Do you have WhatsApp?
I do.
WhatsApp I think is the most toxic one.
I don't know.
No, it's her.
Girls use it for family back in a lot ago.
That's different.
That's international.
Check her Bluetooth history.
Maximo, you take Myrish phone.
You take Myr's phone?
Don't do that.
Vic, you take Jessica's phone.
Oh.
I'm in WhatsApp.
Is that what we're doing?
You pick.
You pick the...
You guys picked it.
You guys were active in.
No, don't even...
Yeah.
Go for anything.
Too confident.
I don't like the confidence.
Maximo can't see.
He needs his glasses.
I wanted some...
I'm on Instagram.
My Instagram.
Okay, here we go.
Just pick a DM and read it.
I'm just...
Dianera...
Oh, she forgot about that.
Cueda much.
Vendizionette.
Oh, that's cute.
No, whatever I have.
Oh, my hat.
What app were you at?
Instagram.
And I just kind of like pushed it up in...
Bray, you'll be bendicioning people on Instagram?
No, my little sister from Mexico, that's what she sent me.
Oh, she mandartesiones?
Oh, that's so sweet.
That's sweet.
All we get is hate mail on Instagram.
I want to hear the DM.
What is Jessica's DM that you're looking at?
What network?
The network.
Which one?
What app?
It's WhatsApp.
Okay.
And what's the message?
Read it, bro.
Read it, boom.
We're waiting.
Go.
Okay.
She said she didn't know he was black.
What is talking about?
There's no context to it.
That the disown lady to murder?
I don't know.
I don't know what it was about.
The one black guy is in.
He's like, what's going on?
I'm all for black and brown.
Everybody just looked at that.
I'm all for black and brown.
You know, like that.
That you're going to
Blake ass' reaction.
Everybody looked for the black guy's reaction with that.
What is he going to do?
What is he going to...
Your suegra said that?
You text that to your suegra?
Yeah.
All right, let's go to the next couple.
I don't know about you.
Next couple.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to put a question mark next to you.
Yeah.
All right.
All right, next couple is Pekoima here.
Big up to our guy, Jorge.
Who, you're a good.
You call in a lot.
You always have something funny to say.
And fadooso from Pekwornado.
Yeah.
That's what your girl calls you.
Wifie, right?
That's correct.
Wifie, what's your name?
Kim.
Kim.
Okay, Kim, what is he doing in the morning that he's always calling us?
That's true, actually.
Yeah.
Not doing what he's supposed to do.
In trouble already?
While you were out the room, I discovered something.
How they met?
Ask him how they met.
Okay.
How did they meet?
I like how Vic always says he discovered.
First things because he's Spaniard.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I asked him.
He has a beard.
Yeah.
All right, Kim, talk to us.
How did you guys?
Well, we didn't actually meet a year ago.
Okay.
We met on Valentine's.
He saw me for the first time on Valentine's Day.
So cute.
It was my first day of work and he went in for a date.
What were you working?
Where were you working?
At a tavern.
Oh, okay.
In San Fernando.
And you guys are married now?
Yes.
Okay, hold on.
I know.
Last year.
He met her while he was on a date.
Four years ago on Valentine's Day.
He was on a date.
So he was on a date and that's how he found her.
And ladies, that's why you don't go out on Valentine's Day.
Because he's leaving looking at the waitress.
Yeah.
That's wild.
See, that's wild.
See, correct.
Oh, it's the hostess.
No, you were the H-O.
in the hostess.
Oh.
No, you are.
No, you are.
She said you went back for her.
She got something.
When I get mad, when the girl comes and asks you what she order and then I say, why you say thank you, why you say you're welcome.
That's because of this happening.
What happens to the other girl?
I don't remember
I don't remember her name
She don't know
Good answer
You guys look really cute together
You seem like a fun time Kim
And Jorge you seem like always
Like you're always gonna have something
And Falo Solusay so yeah
I'm sure you guys
Like yin and yang each other out
Yeah
But you know what I just found out
That Kim knew one of our flavor unit guys
What?
Yeah
Don't put it out there
Oh
He's really red
His girlfriend's probably listening
Okay so like how
Like how did they go to visit too?
I used to do
pop-ups. I had a 3D printing
business and he was the DJ.
Oh, you remember. That's what we're calling it.
What do you think, Hooding? What do you think?
Good morning to me. I come. He's opening the glass door. I know him.
Oh.
It could have been worse, though. It could have been wavy.
It could have been wavy.
Okay, okay. It's your time to spin the wheel.
Yeah, just let's go.
What is it?
That's the same thing. Let me read your last D.
We're going to spin it again.
Spin it again?
Yes.
spending it harder.
Someone needs to get the Chile.
I didn't not go outside in the rain for her.
Someone needs to chili.
You guys can pick.
You want to do, they can pick which one does it or they each have to do it.
I was going to say each one of them do it.
But go ahead.
You can tell them.
No, you Angie, you do it.
Okay.
Which one you eat the Chile?
Jorge eats the chili?
Who eats spicy?
Who eats spicy?
Dude.
We don't really eat that spicy.
We mild.
Okay.
You need mild.
Oh, this is going to burn.
Because I have to warn you.
Do we have water?
Milk?
Milk?
Yeah, there's the water.
Tiny water?
Milk?
Milk?
Milk?
Milk?
Yeah, you didn't go.
Okay.
Oh.
Good.
Jorge will take it for Team Pekoyment Hills, okay?
No, but before you take the bite, I do have to warn you, they're super spicy.
Like, I eat Chile.
I like to eat spicy, right?
I cannot.
We know.
Can I get that in the clear?
I eat cheese.
Yes.
You better do that for Valentine's Day, L.
To the Hilton.
I'm too.
Just eat one.
No, no, no, wait.
Wait, I have to warn you.
I'm not even kidding.
I cannot do that cheat it at all.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like how you said be first, you go.
Before you go, I, you can pass, fool.
You can pass.
You can pass it and be out.
We're from the hills.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's go.
Hold he.
Oh, hey.
Oh, no.
Two-h.
Oh, there you go.
Oh.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Do that.
All right.
Now it's a heat.
Where's the water?
Where's the water?
Where's the water?
How you feeling?
How you feeling, Jore?
You're good?
You're good?
Yeah, are you sure?
On the way out.
Nothing?
You took a...
Yeah, he's going to start crying.
Oh, uh-oh.
Take the water.
Take the water.
That's concrete.
That's concrete.
That's not your girl.
That's concrete.
The chile got to hallucinating.
Oh, my God.
You're all crazy.
Come here, my hiv off.
Dude, we're that in a tavern, dude.
All right.
Well, he fights for his life.
One love.
One love.
Come in here.
One love.
Go give you an emroy, dog.
Not hemorrho.
Yeah.
Yeah, go wash him real.
He hasn't taken anything.
Give him water.
Hey, Jorge, I'm really concerned.
Yeah, I told you.
Your blue eyes are turning red.
Take off the jack in my boy.
Yeah, it's getting him really hot.
We need to give him ice.
Umberto, you gave him the, though.
temperature water, bro.
Go get like a bunch of ice from the fridge.
Yeah, and he took two.
He only had to take one.
He was being a man.
He was being a man.
He was being a man.
You were a beat.
Oh, wow.
Couple one love.
What's your guys names?
Christina.
Christina.
Matt.
Christina and Matt always show up.
These are the ones I almost had a baby
during our brunch, the way they were dancing.
Oh, I remember.
All right.
Christina and Matt.
You guys are brown bag?
Christina, you sang for us.
I did.
I did.
I sang for you.
Yeah.
Yes.
I did.
Oh.
I was looking directly in your eyes.
I held your hand.
I love, Rudy Chico.
Yeah, I love you, Christina.
And now it's time to spin the wheel and see what you guys have to do.
Okay, let's go, Gregory.
Montoya!
Shut up.
Shut up.
All right.
All right.
Christina and Matt, do you guys know about Montoya?
The drama.
Oh, you don't know about Montoya.
You ever see the videos online?
Yes and no.
Okay, it's a guy that's on Temptation Island.
and his girl gets taken by another guy
and he's watching it all.
And then he's like suffering on the beach
and they're like Calamado Montoya, right?
Are you guys down to do this challenge?
Are you guys down to do this challenge?
Yes.
All right.
Are you sure?
Right, Matt.
Think about it.
Think about it, Matt.
Think about it, Matt.
Don't think about it, Matt.
We already got his consent.
Greg, take Christina's hand.
Should I do this?
Yeah, do it, Greg.
Yes, it's part of it.
No, Matt, it's happening.
Yeah, let her go with it.
You'll be fine.
He's been checked for weapons on anything, right?
Oh, God.
Everybody's all quiet?
He already got that little crazy look in his eyes.
All right.
Greg is going to take Christina's head and get out of this room.
They're going together.
And he is taking her to the DJ booth.
Not by the hand.
Is David in there?
I can't.
Great, great.
Okay.
I'd be disqualified right now, but I'm not.
Okay.
Okay.
We can see right now through the DJ booth.
All right.
Greg is walking her over to, oh, okay, there they are.
Oh, she's sitting down on the couch.
Hey, hey, can he can see.
You can look.
He wants to watch.
Look.
He wants to watch.
You want to watch.
You all ready?
Yeah.
You're not even, look, great.
Oh.
Oh.
Matt, Greg is taking a shirt up.
Close your eyes.
No, no.
Close your eyes.
Look at this way.
How do you feel?
They're sitting together.
Greg just took your girl.
To the DJ booth.
You feel confident?
Confident?
Whoa.
Great.
Oh, my God.
No, Greg is taking a shade off.
Tint the windows.
What?
He wants to play this song?
What?
Oh, Greg.
You can't look.
You can't look.
I'm sorry, Periz.
You can't look.
Christina, close your eyes.
Go to the restroom.
Put your hands behind your back.
Why is she?
Mine is so big.
We're about to crown somebody to win our Ramoet one.
Matt, don't look.
Matt, she's still.
to him right now.
What the?
She's singing.
Oh, wait.
Is that singing?
Oh, that's just...
Why is she making so fast?
Keep it here.
Paro-Wi-O-S-Dix.
We'll be back.
She's really good at it.
Oh!
Hold up!
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Please explain what just happened.
Maximo.
Explain what just happened.
She came back.
She came back with Greg's outfit.
Yeah.
His flannel.
She is now wearing Greg's San Diego hat
and his flat.
She came in really smiling.
Christina.
What was going on here?
Greg has his shirt at all.
Christina, was it as good for you as it was for us watching?
No.
It never is with Greg.
It never is a Greg.
Nothing.
She doesn't enjoy it like you.
Shout out to them.
They did that.
Thank you guys.
All right.
Parole.
Jorge who ate the chilis.
You turn the different color, bro.
You look like concrete shirt and Maximo at the same time.
Yeah, Matt's about to squabble up with Greg.
Yeah, he has every right to.
Being right.
All right.
Would you let your girl go back to the DJ booth with Greg?
Big concrete.
No.
Never.
Yeah, that's love.
Not with DJ fingers.
Hey!
That's crazy.
The way that I can scratch?
He can scratch.
Remix.
Ew, just thinking of the moves of.
All right, did we all vote?
Yeah.
Did we all vote?
Okay.
The vote has been.
This is our first ever, like, in studio party.
I just want to thank all of you for coming through.
Yeah, so much fun.
And I love to see love.
Yep.
Because there's so much, like, anti-loveness that happens.
especially from this side of the room over here
that's like, oh, just like I want to date single moms
but I don't want to be with their kids.
No problem with that.
Yeah, like, it's just all of that.
Like, he wishes divorce on all of us
and some of us aren't even married yet.
It's really nice to see the love happen.
Okay, we have taken you guys through the wheel of Wevon.
Okay, we want to see who had the biggest Weevos in this crew.
A lot of you had big Webo, not going to lie.
Yeah.
You guys want to give us an example of like maybe
who you thought might be it.
I thought there was at least going to be one couple
that was going to tap out, but they're all...
Yeah.
I honestly thought the Chile was going to do it.
I'm like, oh, no one's going to do the Chile.
No.
That's just bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Glad everybody did it.
I like this couple that's holding hands.
I like bigger chinless.
He still wants you to stop having Boba, Diana.
You know what's funny?
He's thinking right now.
And bro, clean.
You know what's funny?
Yeah.
Right after this?
You should have brought some.
I was talking to them before we went on air.
And then she was like, hey, can we get Boba again?
He's like, yeah.
Hold it right away.
Right away gave in.
Can I put my order in there?
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Sip.
I want my Boba order in there, too.
Wow, look, he's giving you his credit.
Oh, my God.
It's okay, Lati.
It must be known.
It's all right, Lentz.
He looks like Pesso Blu Ma and has to pay some of his money.
I'm so jealous.
He looks like Pesublea a little bit.
He said to be like, there's who in the fridge.
Okay.
I'm coming in the house.
I know.
It just hurts when they're like that.
They're not really like that.
And then you see people that are actually like that.
They're holding hands.
She's wearing a red dress.
Like, they love each other.
Like, he just gave her the credit cards.
Multiple credit cards.
It was a stack of cards.
Yeah.
Max them all out.
Yeah, maximum all out.
Okay.
So, we are about to.
the first ever couple with the biggest
weevils on Brown Bag mornings, okay?
There was a few of you guys
that got votes, I'm gonna tell you.
We kind of weren't decided,
but one couple got the most votes
within our little judgment panel.
All right, how does it feel like to be in a panel?
Doesn't the power?
Well, I feel like I'm a part of a government right now.
Yeah, I feel like, yeah.
You got the Supreme Court right here.
Your future is in my hand.
I want one of those.
I want one of those.
I want the eggs, though.
You don't want the eggs, though?
No, I want mine with chorizo.
You're so much of chorizo.
Chorizo, just a bunch of chorisos right there.
All right.
Our winner.
For our brown bag Valentine's party that's going to win tickets to a brown bag Valentine's live show tomorrow
with special guest Frankie J and a ramo webon is Pekoyma is.
No, he wanted two chillas in his mouth at the same time.
He ate two chillas in his mouth.
He's still red.
And he's still here.
even though his girl knows freaking DJ B-Rock.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's still, why is B-Rock in the building?
Yeah.
Why is he so close to them?
That's true.
He's right behind.
Yeah, right behind her.
He doesn't work at this department.
But.
No, for real.
Since I love you guys all, you're all getting tickets to up.
Yeah.
I appreciate you guys so much.
You guys could be, you guys probably have jobs,
probably have kids, probably have a school,
We need to be at right now.
Get Boba.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the girl I took has backstage access.
Yeah.
No, she doesn't.
Christina.
Look at that.
Christina, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
You're good, you're good, girl.
You're good.
I see you guys so happy.
Greg's just sad.
He's just going to make you watch him cry if you guys were thinking.
No, you know what's crazy, though?
Is that that's Greg's type.
She can watch me cry from backstage.
That's what she's going to do.
Christina, your dad's listening, though.
We don't need the tickets tomorrow no more.
Do you want?
We'll be back.
It's probably when I'll see.
We'll be back.
