Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 401 He Took His Vieja For Granted | Brown Bag Mornings (02/18/25)
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It's the boys today.
It's just the boys.
Make some noise my dogs.
No Latino, Angie.
Our boy Concrete is joining us later.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Excited.
Oh, my God.
It's going to be a lot.
It is.
Yeah, no, I know.
We're all going to piss some people off there.
Female colors will be very, oh, there I go again.
Female.
Nobody to check me.
It's okay.
Um, no, women callers today will be very important to our show.
We need to, they need to balance it out.
You know what I'm saying?
So you ladies, you need to call in later.
I just want to call to talk.
They're in the homie homey home.
Scrolling with the homies.
The homie, Gregori.
All right, you guys, we got to talk about this fish that's going viral because everybody
is feeling bad for it, but I personally think it's the ugliest thing ever.
And I don't understand why people feel bad.
Oh, yeah, I'm looking at this.
Yeah, I'm looking at it too.
It's the angler fish, right?
It's the black sea devil fish that is going super viral because there's a video of it swimming towards up the surface.
And it's a rare sighting to ever see these fishes because they always stay about 2,000 meters underwater.
They're deep sea fish.
And it should have stood there.
Yeah, it has a Jay Leno chin.
This fish looks like it asks other fish where my hug at.
There's a video on Roundback Morning 106 if you want to see what it looks like.
It's the same fish that's from Finding Nemo that has the light on top of its.
head.
Yeah.
The one that chases him around and stuff like that.
Yeah.
That's, that's a-
chasing light in that last?
That's where everybody's saying.
Everybody is saying that this fish wanted to see the light before it passed away because
it did sadly pass away and everybody feels so bad.
That fish needed to dim the light, Tommy.
No, whoever was with the fish needed to dim the lights.
It's the weirdest thing because people just feel so bad about like how it is.
It's like, oh, it's coming up to see the light because they wanted to see like what the world was like.
Maybe it's like a vampire, and he thought the light was going to help him, and then he saw it and died.
It died?
Yeah.
Everybody was expecting this fish to be.
Like, if you look at the video of the fish, the fish looks humongous.
It looks like 10, 20, like, it looks huge, like feet long.
This fish is only two inches long.
Oh, it's small.
What do you remind you of?
That's all today's going to go.
What's the name of the fish again?
The black sea devil fish.
The angler.
The angler, yeah.
The angler fish.
Why, you got to put it in that angle or what?
It might have been cold in the water.
Deep sea fish, yeah, right.
Oh, more than this today.
That's all you're going to hear today.
Unless you're going to be interesting today.
It'll be a while to tell today.
Very, very to see.
Yeah, but everybody's going crazy for this fish.
I don't know why.
Everybody feels bad for it.
Everybody just, like, I think that's the ugliest thing ever.
It just should have stayed down there.
Everybody's saying maybe the living conditions underwater are going bad.
That's why it's coming up.
Right, the water temperatures are changing.
Yeah, you're starting to see, like, the doomsday fish that we just saw,
and now you're seeing this fish right now.
So it's like, we really don't know what's going on.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
I don't want to see this fish anymore at all.
So this is the fish in Nima, where, like,
they, Nemo was like swimming in front and then the light was like right there.
Yeah.
And it got scared because it seemed like this big, crazy fish.
But so that just means how small are the clownfish.
They must be super tiny.
Oh, they're tiny.
Clownfish are really small.
If this is two inches, then how like in perspective it must be so small.
That's what she said.
Yeah.
More of that.
And we got my boy concrete in the building.
Concrete, who is Maximo's only true friend in this room, apparently.
Facts.
That's true.
Yeah, because, so Maximo had some white stuff in his eye.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yo.
Saying it like that is crazy.
What?
Let's happen.
I was making a yogurt.
And I walked in.
He was talking to Marty person on the other.
I'm all making a yogurt.
So he had some white stuff in his eye.
And like, I don't know.
I didn't know what Maximone's up to.
I just let him rush.
Yo, what?
It looked like medicine.
I thought it was medicine.
I thought he wanted it there.
Listen, I woke up kind of late and I was tired and I accidentally got sunscreen instead of a facial
moisture.
So it didn't spread and I was like, I just kind of, when I realized it, I was like, oh, man,
and I just got facial moisturizer and I put it over it to just get out of there.
But I didn't realize I still had it in my eyebrow.
Yeah, it seemed like medicine.
I thought you were like you were getting an eye infection or something.
And I was like, oh, he's putting meds on his eye.
And then so Concrete got here.
Yeah, I got you, my only friend.
And then he's, what did you tell him?
I was like, you got something white in your eye, though.
Like, it was all over his like eyebrow he told him.
I was like, damn, my G, like, is that like, I know what's going on right there?
I was still got sleep in his eyes.
No one, let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six people here.
Six people here.
Even Momna thought it was medicine, too.
Like, she was like, oh.
Everybody was like, oh, my God, he has pink eye.
You know, guy
Honestly, I didn't want to acknowledge it
Because we can be down
Another person on the show
So, oh yeah
I was gonna act like I didn't see it
Shout up on the concrete, man
Yes, yes
We can shout outs
We have some shoutouts
Yes, we do
Arod wants to shout out his voice from Carson
He said,
He said there's too many to name
But our party crew was 47
That's it.
So I guess the age average
Damn, party crew days
I don't know if there's a name
Or the age
47?
Yeah, 47.
Conqueror, were you in a party crew?
Yeah.
What was it called?
Accentric events.
And I used to be called Kermit.
Curmit?
Yeah, I kind of grew into my eyes, bro.
I grew into my eyes.
I used to have big old eyes, and so I kind of grew into these things, bro.
And I used to carry a big old Kermin on a chain.
No.
That's hard.
Dude, I used to battle anywhere and everywhere, you know.
Dance battle?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Kermit?
What was the battle of choice?
Like, what was the dance of choice?
The dance of choice?
I would get on the ground and start.
start stomping like my whole body die this is when I was about 110 pounds though you know
I couldn't do it now I'd probably stay on the ground now yeah that's awesome
Adrian wants to shout out his girlfriend they just got engaged this past weekend hey
fiance now I'm guessing shout out to Adrian and Jenny and then birthdays Edward wants a birthday
shootout Edward well we haven't done that we haven't done a birthday shootout in a while
we'll save it till after yeah yeah yeah uh T-lox wants to shout out his baby girl
Leah for her birthday.
Leah.
Happy birthday.
And then Alejandro wants to shout out his son, Aidan, who turns eight.
Aiden.
Aiden.
The name's Aiden.
So it's Aiden, Leah, and then Edward wants a birthday shootout.
All right.
All right.
Edwin, Leah, and.
Edward.
Edward, Leah, and Aiden.
Feliz Cuiangios.
Ate.
All right.
And a shootout to.
Aiden.
Aiden.
All right, let's go.
Here we go.
Your phone.
What?
Yeah, you do like gun sounds.
Oh, I didn't know it.
Okay, all right.
Let's try to get him.
Oh, he got him.
Yeah.
I know he has him.
The gun sounds.
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
Three, two, one, go.
Peeo, pio, pio, pio, pio, pio, pio.
You guys don't know what cartoonish one?
It's how hard how you feel, you know.
How are your gun feels?
How are your gun feels?
All right, let's get in the Simpervip.
Simp or Pimp.
Zip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
The Kennel Club recently did a study, and it said that the majority of single women would choose a dog over a man.
How do you feel about that?
Why can't they have both?
I mean, are we already dogs?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, women say, oh, you want a dog, you're a dog.
And then it's like, okay, but you want one.
You're just mad because you can't have me on a leash, baby girl
She can't have me on a leash
You know what I'm mad at Perritos only exclusives
Oh, how does the pedito feel about the study?
I'm, I'm the type that are just going to the thing
I literally, I'd probably
I'm cool with it man
I probably start dressing like a little dog too
You know for it
You're using the dog filter on Snapchat
I'm obedient bro, I'm obedient
So, you know, I like it.
Give me a treat, you know.
Give me a little biscuit.
Give me a little biscuit.
You know, a little biscuit.
You know, be a baby, baby.
And the reason they say is emotional support, trust in loyalty, and less stress.
Because a dog can't talk back.
That's why.
That's like, yeah, we just want somebody to listen.
That's a dog.
Yeah.
I get it now.
See, so if you listen, you'll solve all your problems, bro.
So get a dog?
Yeah.
No, you listen.
It says 41% of men, we're.
choose their dog too.
Yeah, 41% of men will also choose their dog.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Over having a girl.
A dog doesn't break your heart.
Yeah.
That's true.
Dogs very loyal.
Unless, okay, so.
Okay, let's say your dog had to choose between you and like a steak.
Who's the choosing?
Where's the loyalty there?
A steak.
Yeah, my dog's pretty big.
She needs the exercise.
See?
Yeah, she would choose a steak any day.
So I don't know about the loyalty thing.
No, I don't know.
I mean, that's the thing.
So they want like like women are like oh I want a dog instead of a man
Is that essentially the essentially yeah like they choose one over a man
That's crazy for more peace. Have you guys ever have you ever dated like a dog crazy dog girl?
Crazy dog girls yeah like she's like obsessed with her dogs she had it blasted on her arm yeah big as hell or like if they have like a dog car seat
There's dog car seats yeah they got dog strollers
Dog strollers oh yeah I said dog strollers what yeah they got dog strollers yeah they got dog strollers yeah they got dog strollers yeah they're
Park, you'll be a meat.
You take a dog to a dog park in a dog stroller?
Yeah, bro.
They treat them like babies.
That is crazy.
I thought that was crazy until I saw someone walking the cat.
Then I was like, that is crazy.
That's different.
That's a different.
They don't even walk in a straight line.
Cats?
No, no, they go wherever way they feel like it.
So having them on the leash is kind of pointless.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean.
So it's pretty simple.
Simple of them choosing dogs?
I don't know.
Because I kind of like it.
because I would choose a dog.
I think it's pretty pimp.
No, I just, I'm just like, okay, single women, like you're, you want a dog, but you don't want a man.
And then, I don't know, it just, it doesn't sit right with me.
It's like, it doesn't make any sense.
You can't get mad at a dog for being a dog.
Don't get mad at a man for being a man.
You know what I'm saying?
Downing.
I don't know.
I was like, what?
Shut on, I don't know.
I don't know.
Philosophical, you know.
I'm trying to process that.
You can't be mad at the sun for shining, bro.
Can't be mad at the sun for shining, man.
Can't be mad at the wheels for rolling.
I was so confused for a second.
I was smart, though.
I don't know it.
You know what?
Almost made it.
In an argument with emotions high, you would win.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because throw him out, thrown for a loop.
Speechless.
You need people were speechless trying to figure it out what the hell he just said.
That was crazy.
For a minute, we were all like, yeah, he's right.
Hey, he's preaching.
He's priests, my dude.
He's coming through with it today, bro.
Like, man, my boy got thoughts.
He got thoughts.
They need to make, like, grown people strollers, man.
I'd be in there every day.
That's actually be pretty cool.
Just be pushed around.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Imagine, like, being, like, pushed around at Disneyland by, like, you know.
Oh, come on.
Isn't it like off-garts?
Yeah, the little, like,
No, no, no, I want a stroller.
You want somebody to physically.
I'm going to a stroller, like a grown man stroller, dog.
Oh, that'd be sick.
Faded at Disney.
Don't just like, you know.
We could customize it too.
Oh, dude, like with a big old turkey leg and a mucelada.
Like, what?
That sounds like a party, yeah.
Wow.
That's pretty good, huh?
That's a great adventure.
If you were a dog, that would happen here.
Damn, that's what I don't call turkey leg, fool.
With that little hot sauce they got.
Yeah.
So is this sim or pimped?
What do you guys think?
Well, you can't sim a sim for being a sim.
You could say.
Don't start with the answer.
You want to be philosophical.
And you can't pimp a pimp for being a pimp either.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't pimp the pimp.
So we just bark them away?
This is a sim.
This is a sim.
Sip, sit, sit, sit, sit.
We got concrete hanging out with us.
Yeah.
What's up, what's up?
We're just talking about male BBLs.
I would get one.
I would walk in here and just, you know, with my joggers.
No shorts?
Oh, yeah.
Who would know this first?
Greg.
Umberto.
Umberto.
Yeah.
Give me that eight nice pants.
Yeah.
Nice pants.
Can I be in charge you today?
You might see, uh...
Yeah, he's going to pose a gym pick.
Yeah.
Yeah, then he's going to be in the gym.
I'm going to start with the abs first.
I'm going to get the abs.
Okay.
It'll be a slow process.
Oh, yeah, I'd be a slow process.
Yeah, I can't just do it like that.
Just can't come in here all cheeked up, you know.
We're in like spandex, you know, like a nice little pair of thieves, you know.
He started.
I started dancing.
I just started clapping just like, damn, concrete.
Hey, dog, low-key, though.
Let me call you concrete for a different reason.
Oh.
Oh.
Whoa.
Who said that?
There's only one crack on this concrete.
And a pothole.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Eli needs our help.
Eli.
All right.
Eli said,
What's up,
Brown Bag?
I need advice.
I miss my ex-girlfriend.
Wow.
I miss her and love her so much.
She changed my life,
and we are no longer together.
We broke up in November,
and I basically took her love for granted.
I didn't pay attention to her feelings.
He said,
She stays in Vegas,
and I stay out here in L.A.,
and I used to go see her over there,
and she used to come over here
and stay at my house,
and she even knew my family.
She was so nice.
nice to me. I never cheated. I never talked to another female at all. I was always loyal.
I want her back and I want to fix the relationship with her, but I don't know what to do.
Please help me. I love her so much. Jesus crying. This guy is simping.
Oh, brother. How many times? Yeah, we get it, bro. He said it six times.
One paragraph. Okay. Um, he chose the wrong name. That's it for us to do a whole
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
I don't get why they broke up.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying.
He said he didn't cheat.
How did he take her for granted?
He never talked to another female.
He didn't drive to Vegas?
He didn't, like, buy chocolates or what?
Took her for granted.
The girls in Vegas don't love you, dude.
Did anybody tell them,
I don't think so.
Anybody tell them, bro, like, she's not the one, dude.
Does she work in Vegas?
Did he meet her on Fremont?
I mean, I know, right.
She was a Sapphire.
She loved me, bro.
Did he have to pay to take a picture with her?
Yeah.
That's how they found love.
I love her.
She said she loved me, bro.
She said she loves me.
He found love in a hopeless place.
Oh, my God.
She stays in Vegas.
I stay out here.
Oh, my God.
Come on, play.
Come on, player.
I know.
He really needs that.
Hey, he's in L.A.
Yeah, but he would drive out there and then she would drive over here, too.
I feel like when I was reading this, I just,
felt like it was like...
He did something.
No, I just felt like he was crying, typing this.
I miss her so much.
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, I love her, I love her, I love her, but I took her for granted.
But I love her.
Okay, how'd you take her for granted?
Like, what was the reason?
Like, yeah.
I didn't pay attention to her feelings.
Wow.
There's plot holes here, bro.
He's not telling us something.
He's not telling them something.
He's not telling them something.
He's trying to figure it out.
I know.
Keep a real player.
Wait, wait.
We have my line?
We have them on the line.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Eli.
I don't know that.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
I don't know we're going to confront this guy right now.
Surprise.
Surprise.
Eli.
Hey, what's up, y'all?
Good morning.
Good morning, Eli.
How are you doing?
In love for sure.
Taking a day by day, you know, at the end of day, shoot, I'm grateful I got God and me, you know.
There you go.
There you go.
Hey, no cursing.
Yeah, no cursing while you're, okay.
All right, Eli.
All right.
Eli.
We have to know what.
happened in this relationship we know you love her yeah you said you took her for
Brandon but you also said you didn't cheat you didn't talk to other girls so what
was the disconnect here why did you guys break up basically I I didn't I didn't
care for her for her love basically I just didn't appreciate her her
feeling I didn't appreciate her her coming to me and I just
didn't care and how she was with me when she was coming over I just basically pushed her way
pushed her way push her way to a point that she's she dumped me you know well why were you doing that
though like what would you push her away yeah yeah yeah yeah I guess because she's uh she's
older her me she's older and I how much older like about eight eight years all right
all right how old are you 34
So she's, like 42.
Okay.
Yeah, 42.
Everybody's doing the math.
We're getting a calculator out of their time.
How long were you guys together again?
Like, we were about to be, like, about four, uh, two years.
Two years.
How'd you meet her?
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay, so you, but you, you, you're taking her, like, love for granted and not giving her attention.
So she would come and when you just, you just,
just what, leave her at the house and go out?
Or you, like, what did you do
that made her feel that you didn't care?
No, basically when we had, like,
parties at my family,
I, basically, she used to
try to hug me, she used to try to kiss me.
And, like, I, like, playing around
like a fucking little kid, you know?
Hey, yeah.
That's cursing, man.
Yeah, we could see the issue, man.
You don't listen.
You just don't listen.
He don't listen.
He don't listen.
Yeah.
That's the problem.
We told you no cursing, he didn't value.
You keep going.
No, man.
Yeah.
I mean, from what it seems, at the parties, he would just ignore her.
He would ignore.
He would leave her at the table?
Like too, like dismissive.
And where it's like, okay, I'm a joke.
Like, keep this joke going.
Like, ah, I don't get away for.
me. I don't like you. You know, but then it's like after a while,
she's going to be like, okay, what, like, this is how you really feel about me.
Just not serious.
Because you're also not like doing the other side.
Eli, no cursing.
Showing affection.
Did you feel like in front of your family because she was older that you were kind of embarrassed?
Yeah.
Does she look a lot older?
No, not really.
Okay. All right. Yeah.
So what was it that you, like, like, why did, yeah, why were you like so, like,
Like, is that like your way of, like, joking around?
Like, I get out of here.
I don't want to hug you.
Like, is that like your thing?
Well, at first, when we were getting along, we were getting to know each other and everything.
We used to fucking joke.
We used to joke around.
No, no.
We don't listen.
Break up with you, too, though.
He doesn't listen.
No, spy.
I call him that for a second.
Now I don't.
No, no, no, no.
No.
I'm going to help to see.
Yeah, but I think the age gap is what was making him feel like,
I don't want to show that I'm in love in front of his family
because they're probably like, you know, your mom probably be like,
hey, you know, she's too old for you or she's taking advantage of you.
They were saying she was a robacunas or what?
What does that even mean?
You never heard of that?
No.
You concrete?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Like an older woman getting a younger man?
Oh, like Cougar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
La comadre.
You can tell him that he's hurt, though.
He's hurt.
Oh, yeah, he's hurting.
He's hurt.
Yeah, he's cussing and everything.
I want to ask.
I'm just scared to ask.
I'm just scared to ask.
What was, like, the final straw, like, that, you know, make them break up?
Should we give him one more chance?
Or can we give him one more chance?
We can give him one more chance.
She might not, but we will.
All right.
Eli.
Eli.
Yes, sir.
Please, don't do it again.
We get you're upset.
For the fifth time.
Do not curse.
Yes, sir.
Okay, what was the final straw that made you guys break up?
I guess I was, I was being like, just begging her.
And she got, she had told me, you know what, just give me my space, leave me alone.
And I went, I tried to beg, and she just told me, you know what, leave me the a loan.
I'm like, cool.
That's, that's it.
So that was, but what got you guys to that place?
Yeah, like a fight?
You guys had a fight.
Did you say something to me into her?
No, we didn't.
She's a person that she don't fight.
She don't argue, you know?
All right, but like, no, there's something.
Nah, nah, we're missing.
Something's missing.
You're giving us a book with missing chapters, Perrito.
What's going on here?
Yeah.
At what moment was it that made her be like, hey, I don't want to be with you anymore?
Like, what moment was that?
Was it, you know, I don't know, like an argument after a family party was an argument.
Maybe you didn't go visit her.
Like, what was that moment where she said, you know what?
This is not working.
No, well, basically, I was always trying to like try to fix a relationship.
But she's like, man, you're pushing it.
You're pushing it.
You know, just let it be.
Let it be.
You know, you're pushing it.
You're trying to make it work.
I think when I'm asking for my space, you know, that's about it.
She was over it, bro.
She was over it already, man.
Women, women, like, once women are done, they're done.
They're done.
Emotionally, they're gone, brother.
They're gone.
She's gone, brother.
Eli, listen, man.
13 million people in the late, brother, figure it out.
She's gone.
Also, okay, so have you seen her, like, I know you're probably lurking her page and
stuff every day?
So have you seen her move on and stuff?
Is that, like, hurting you?
Nah, I just, she blocked me from everywhere.
Oh, she's gone.
You don't have a fake business page, bro?
Yeah, come on.
Business?
Yeah, but take this out, though.
I used to be toxic.
I used to be, like, making, like, fake accounts and all that.
But at the end day, to be, like, you know what?
I just left it to be, you know, like, hey.
Okay.
All right.
You know, like, I'm cool.
Like, I'm growing.
Like, you know what, mentality?
You know what?
cool, you know what? If God
God don't have me
with her, it's cool, you know, at the end
day, I'm growing, you know, I'm not going to be
a childish no more, you know?
Got it. Got it, got it.
Yeah, all right. That's crazy.
All right, well, let's have some
maybe some ladies calling. Have you ever
blocked somebody, your ex,
and... Have you ever been with a fool this annoying,
though?
Well, we got to help them.
We're helping it.
I know.
Oh, my gosh.
We can hear it.
He didn't hear it so he can move fast and be better.
I just want to know, like, if there's anyone out there that broke up with somebody, blocked them, and then took them back.
Do women actually like to be bagged like that, though?
I don't think so.
I don't think women like that.
No, this isn't the 90s, you know?
Well, let's find out.
Eli, he loves his girl.
He should have been simple a week.
He loves his girl.
Oh, and he loves his girl, too.
And he loves his girl.
But he just didn't pay attention to her, and he didn't appreciate her, and he took her for granted.
And he also curses a lot.
Yeah.
I don't want to be his friend.
I don't know.
But he said she was so nice to him.
He's 32.
She's 40.
Wait, no, he's eight years older.
So what?
41?
42?
I don't know.
34, 34.
32?
42.
What is he's 32?
He's 32?
He's 32?
He's 34.
Oh, 34.
Yeah.
42.
42.
Yeah.
So yeah.
So he.
Carried the one.
We're not math.
We're not math majors.
obviously.
So yeah,
so she stays in Vegas.
He stays in L.A.
She feels like he feels like she thinks he's done.
Wait.
He feels like,
yeah.
Yeah, he feels like she's done
and he like begged her and everything
and she's just like,
no,
I need space,
I need space.
So now he doesn't know what to do.
And he needs her help badly.
Yeah.
And on top of that,
it's a long-distance relationship.
Yes.
Yeah,
it's difficult.
Vegas to L.A.,
yeah.
Come on player.
And she's older.
He's older.
He's in someone's
bottle service section right now.
I don't know.
A point.
She's 40, yeah, she might not be.
She's in a knitting class.
She's in a what?
A knitting class.
A knitting class.
No, she's in the salsa.
Salsa club.
I'll say bingo.
Oh, book clip, something like that.
Okay.
Let's go to the phone lines.
Go to the phone lines.
What are you doing even home, bro.
I know, I know.
We have Carolyn from Santa Monica on line one.
Carolyn.
Carolyn.
Carolin.
Hey, good, hi, guys.
What's up, Carolyn?
How do we help this guy, Eli?
I don't know.
I don't think we can help him much.
Why is that?
This guy's 34.
He is who he's going to be, you know.
What's his name again?
Is he on the line?
Eli.
Eli, I can just tell, by the way, he's talking.
Like, I could tell what happened.
He wanted more.
He wasn't ready to commit.
He's, like, playing in her face.
It's like, you know, if you want to waste someone's time,
waste a 28-year-old's time and still has their whole life
in front of her mouth.
Relax.
I'm 28.
Yeah, people waste your time on time, and it's okay, right?
If someone waste your time, you have years, this old lady is like...
Old lady.
Man, hold up.
You're joking about that.
You're cussing man now, basically.
Listen, no, no, no.
Thank you for not.
I'm taking those ass cuss words.
I'm trying you all too.
How old are you?
40's not old.
I'm going to be 30 this year.
All right.
But listen, I know 42's not like garyiatric, okay?
I'm just playing, but like he's going to be wasting the time.
Don't back for her back.
Let her go.
Let her find someone.
Like she has limited time now.
It's a limited time.
It's only a couple of years ago.
To what?
I know.
Retirement?
No.
She can't even get insured no more.
She definitely can't have a kid unless you, yeah, maybe.
She's lucky.
Miracles can happen.
Yeah, no, he messed.
Honestly, he messed up with Carolyn.
Like, she's, like, a year away from getting, like, discounts at the movies.
And, like, so, like, how he, how dare he take her grand in?
Like, Concrete Holy?
Are you?
Ah, I'm taking this as a.
I'm taking notes, bro.
I remember that.
I'm going to remember that.
I'll remember that.
Look, hey, don't even trip.
Just know that we get discounts at Chili's and all that.
I get discounts at Chili's too.
Nah.
No, no.
Have you dated somebody younger before?
No, absolutely not.
No?
But it's different for,
I wouldn't date someone younger because, like, they're not ready to do any of that.
Like, you guys, you guys wait way longer to want to have kids to do this stuff.
I know what I want.
So that's her problem, too.
She took two years.
Wait, how many kids do you have?
Probably.
Kids, I don't have kids yet.
Question, are you in the jungle right now?
Yeah, birds.
You probably have cats.
Oh, I'm walking my dogs.
Do you guys hear like the birds?
Yes.
Sounds beautiful.
Oh, sorry.
It's nice out.
Yeah, okay.
All right, Carolyn, so she, he should leave her alone.
Just let her have her space.
Protect her peace.
Yeah.
She's never much time.
She only has a couple days left, apparently.
If she has, like, any, so, I'm sorry, but if she, like, self-respect and confidence,
like, she is not going to go back to him.
She should have left him six months in.
Do women like to be begged?
Begged to come back?
Yeah.
No, because this is what happens.
As soon as we are, like, finally over it and processed it,
because I think guys take longer, like, in the beginning,
they're like, let me just go out and, like, I don't care, I'm single.
And then so it hits them later, and they're like, oh, actually, I'm sad.
And by the time you guys come back, it's like, bro, I just started getting over this.
So, like, you guys have, like, an alert on your phone that's like, oh, she's about to be over you.
You better go beg.
Who told you?
How did you know?
It was a reality.
It's a same.
It's a membership we've all signed up for it.
Yeah, who's letting you the secrets out?
It's called Almost Over You.
All right, thank you, Carolyn.
Thank you.
KPWR, Los Angeles, HD1, Power 106, 105, 9.
Let's go.
All right, we have Crystal in the LBC online too.
Crystal.
Hello?
Hi, Crystal.
Hi.
How can we help our guy, Eli, who his girl is over him.
He loves her so much.
but he took her for granted.
She's out in Vegas.
She's getting really, really old, apparently.
And he feels like he messed up.
How do we help her, Crystal?
There's not helping him no more.
Oh, my gosh.
It's done, data.
Why do you think that?
Because once a female's over them, it's over.
It's over.
Like, if she blocked him, if she told him already
that he's annoying as hell.
it's done.
Have you ever blocked somebody and then unblocked them and gave them another chance?
Yeah, let them back in.
No.
No lie to us.
Well, I knew it.
But maybe if they had something I needed from there, maybe, but to have like a...
Wait, what did you need from him?
What did you need?
Like, you left something at his house?
Anything.
Like, if it was convenient to have them around, then, you know, I'd have it around.
Oh, so that's why he went back.
Yeah, but if it's not, there's nothing.
convenient there and it's just annoying like they're just being constantly annoying and it's disturbing
my peace I'm gonna just let him go so he just let it go if she's especially if it's a long-distance
relationship she probably has somebody else on the other side and he just she just don't want him to
know yeah so what'd you do to let go the guy that you unblocked what was that what'd you do to
like how'd you get over the guy that you unblocked how did I get over the guy that I umblocked
yeah she said you blocked him and then you unblocked him and then you unblocked him
right? She didn't need him. Yeah. How'd you get over them? Well, I just told, I did, I mean, I
told them like, you know, like it was not going to be nothing else, you know, but we could still
be friends, but it never works out like that, you know? It never worked out. I mean, I was doing
my thing. If they got hurt, they got hurt, but if I was doing my thing, I told them from the
beginning. This is, it's nothing else between us anymore. So it's not even, you know, don't even
think that it's, don't let it cross your mind, you know, that we're going to have something
else going on because it's not. Like, we really tried it. It didn't work out. So it's
Just leave it as is.
Little bro.
Right.
How do you, Crystal, how old are you?
I'm 29.
No, actually I just have 30.
Okay.
Oh, 30.
That's cool.
Yeah.
You don't have a lot of time either.
You don't have a lot of time.
You don't have a lot of time, player.
Thank you, Crystal.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
Man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not looking good for Eli, honestly.
Everybody's just saying the same thing.
He's got to go to the club or something.
I don't know.
Since she can't.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
Let's go to David and East L.A.
Online 5.
David.
David.
Hello.
Hello.
Good morning.
What's the dude?
Oh, this is my boy.
HR.
Hey, what's so what you want those, eh?
Hey.
He's chilling, man.
It's all hot dogs this morning or what?
Hey, yo.
Pause.
Pause.
It's a hot dog standing here
Hey, but what's so with the homie?
Chietas.
You heard them too?
Hey, I heard the pin in this voice, but hey, you know what?
Right.
Hey, hey, I wanted to give you fools a mean shout-out fool
Because, hey, Saturday was, hey, it was popping on Saturday.
That was a movie right there on Saturday with you guys, gang.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming.
All of you fools killed it.
Like, the comedians killed it.
Hey, concrete, I wanted to see your
Pelo Suelto, fool, what happened?
Oh, semi-a-d-em.
Semia.
You're saying the
Pellosuilto.
Hey, I didn't see you, from the beginning.
Eh?
Hey, from the beginning to the end.
Hey, that show was a straight movie,
fool, like, you guys got down,
I enjoyed it.
I was so, I was loaded.
Hey, you know what?
This fool might be the fool?
because check it out, Ryan, you fools.
Hey, you guys are dirty, right?
Like, what?
Hey, man, this is about,
hey, first of all,
Eli, but what's going on?
That's what I'm talking about, right?
I think Eli was there, fool, because
the one that won Dono's heart.
Hey, the one that one that doing his heart,
that's who walked out crying, too.
That girl had a VATO with her.
No way.
They were sitting right.
So I was on E, like, in front of you guys,
you know, like, A, D, I was on E.
And they were, like, to the right of me,
and she had a walker right there with her
and she came back
you know after showing her
after showing her cacetes to everybody
up in the crowd
she came, hey, she came back
and she was like,
come here, Ben, he was like,
get up me, get up me.
He was all wiping his face.
Hey, he tried to play it off
like it was sweat.
Right.
Hey, hey.
I didn't know this happened.
I had no idea this happened.
A lot, hey, if a lot of might be Eli,
oh, I'm not lying to you, dog.
Hey, you guys, you guys,
You guys did that one right there.
Hey, hey.
We didn't do anything.
No, because that girl that was on stage was not 42.
This is a volunteer service.
Yes.
She volunteered.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Hey, but either way, you know what?
Hey, you guys, I'm going to be there at every show.
Next time, I want to meet all you fools and shake your hands and do all that, all that
feedback stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
You guys got down and to the homie right here.
I don't know.
That's what needs to cut it out.
First of all.
Don't ever call the radio, you know, with that shaky, what's that shaky voice like that.
Yeah.
I love her.
I love her.
I love her.
And then second of all, look, he lost his chance, fool.
That fine wine is going to get drank by somebody else.
Popping corks, he told all.
Hey, I know a lot of homies.
Hey, I know a lot of homies.
A lot of thiel.
A lot of homies.
I love drinking wine like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Hommies.
Homies cooked.
The homies done.
So next time, fool, you better hold on to that glass tight, fool,
and stop acting like a weird old.
So we're thinking that he's not telling us the full story.
Yeah, he's lying.
Yeah, he's lying.
Something, something there.
She's just, hey, you know what?
She just got tired of.
She's an older woman.
She knows what she wants.
Maybe she was there for the funeral.
Maybe she wasn't.
But, hey, eventually all that, you can find, you know, it's easy to find all that stuff.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
So this would thought he was kind of like, oh, I'm the only one.
and I'm the only one who's going to want your old behind.
But, you know, what, like I said, dog,
I know a lot of homers that love drinking wine.
All right, concrete?
Yeah, but we keep saying old.
Look, man, I need you guys to stop, man.
Old is like 80 or 90, bro, you know?
Like, this is crazy.
What are we talking about here?
We're talking about here.
We have more than living in a time.
Yeah.
Hey, Sergio, hey, I appreciate you guys.
I appreciate you guys.
We appreciate you.
You know what?
Every day I listen to Coole while I'm right here tearing it up at work
And then I call in you know what I'm saying I'd be calling in just to kill time
But hey like I said next time thanks
Hey I need I'm gonna I need my pannio sign by all of you guys next time
Hey yeah that's right that's right that's right pull my hair next time I say
Thank you David
I want to sign I want to find concrete song eh
Por favor.
It's scented.
It's scented.
Too early for this.
It's sent it.
I wear edible thongs.
Oh, man.
It's crazy.
All right, let's go to Rico in West Covina on line six.
Rico.
Rico.
Yo, good morning, fellas.
Good morning, man.
It's good morning.
It's too early.
Too early to hear somebody crying, bro.
I had to throw my tea away, bro,
because this man's crying on the damn radio.
Yeah.
He was crazy.
How do we have?
Help Eli. How do we help him?
Let me tell you, we can't help him, bro. He's a lot of time.
Look, look, I know, I know me and Gregorio got into it, but, bro, there's no, there's no seminars to help this guy. He is a lot of father, bro.
Oh, is this the Rico?
Yeah.
The one of that was trying to.
Wasn't he crying for him?
Weren't you crying over a girl like a month ago?
Oh.
No, bro.
No, bro.
I'm going to remember, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not ruthless, but I never tried over no female, bro.
This is the guy that's an actor that's a cop, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Let me just say.
Shout out to your,
shout out to your Godio,
because he threw down at a continental room
at my ex-business partner's club on Saturday.
Oh.
Hey, ex-business partner, you hear that?
Yeah.
Respecting.
Yeah.
Shout out to y'all because on Saturday,
yeah, yeah, that was Friday.
Saturday was the damn event.
The event was funny as hell, bro.
Yo, there was so much going on.
I don't think you guys understood.
There was even a fight in the bathroom,
randomly.
What?
What?
What?
Don't say that.
That's not the kind of a crowd we attract.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I walk into your season of back and I see two dudes getting down in front of the guy that's giving out the paper towels.
Oh, no, what the hell's going on?
All right, how will we help you do?
Yeah, yeah.
How do we help Eli?
All right, so I'm going to be honest, bro.
He's 37 years old.
She's in the 40s.
Like concrete nose, bro.
You can't treat someone that age so poorly because this is going to get over it.
Hey, man, listen, though.
Like concrete nose.
Like concrete nose.
You know, he's going to die soon, so.
No, no, no, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You got to tread lightly.
It sounds like you were playing the little high school mentality game, bro.
You can't do it.
Look, let me tell you something.
Any woman over 35 is not going to deal with that.
You're not going to put up with that, bro.
Especially if you're crying on the damn radio like it's an Oprah episode,
she ain't going to come back.
It's SOS right now.
I don't think any guy at any age wants to be treated like that.
No.
No.
No.
But you know, when you're young, you know, you do dumb stuff.
They do dumb stuff.
But as soon as you get to a certain age, especially a woman, I want to say in their 30s,
especially over 35, bro.
You cannot be training a woman like this.
I feel like there's some potholes in his story.
I feel like there is.
I feel like you should ask him to call or if you know the number so y'all can call the woman up
to see what's going on.
For real.
I feel like he did something else stupid.
Yeah, I agree.
That's a weird thing you're like.
He's not saying everything.
He's not saying everything.
There's a lot of missing pieces here.
Bro, there's a lot of misinformation.
And then the Denzel Washington glory tears over the radio is killing me, bro.
It's killing me.
It's like David said, it's ruining everyone's mourning, bro.
A little trembling voice.
By them lip-shaking.
All right, so there's no helping him, according to Rico.
Bro, I'm sorry.
But you guys got to stop calls.
Just let him know.
It's not going to happen.
Put a home girl on the phone.
See what really happened, bro.
And Concrete, I'm going to see you in West Covino when you do the comedy show, bro.
Let's get it.
We'll see you there, brother.
Thank you, Rico.
Hell yeah.
Madia on Instagram.
There's a girl named Madia on Instagram.
She said, hang up.
This girl's making us.
40-year-olds look bad.
We look better than some 20-year-olds out there.
Oh.
X.
Share her profile.
Share the profile.
Okay, let's go to.
Daniela in Sanana on line 8
Daniela Santa Ana
Hello
What's up Daniela
Hi morning
How are you guys
Oh we're good
Good are you good
We're trying to help Eli
Yeah we're trying to help Eli but there's no help
There's no helping him apparently right
He's uh
I know this is about Eli but no there's no
No no
What do you think like
Do girls like when guys beg?
Does it work?
No
You see, that's the thing.
We like, I wouldn't necessarily say beg, but I mean, like, when there's a fight, you know, and you guys are like, oh, leave me alone, you know, if this, if that, give it like a little, like a minute to breathe.
But if you're blocked already, yeah, stop calling.
So you don't like it when the guy's crying, mopos all over?
Oh, no, no, no, no, please don't cry.
Because even, like, I'm all, like, we're all sisters.
I don't have brothers.
And even when I see my sisters cry, I'm like, why are you crying?
Like, please don't.
We just have to be a man then, huh?
Yeah, man.
Don't cry?
Yeah, yeah.
Like,
let me know what you're feeling,
but please don't cry.
I'm going to hear you right now.
And this is why we never
have our emotions.
We can't cry.
Yeah.
At that point,
I'm just going to grab your head
over my shoulder
and pat you on the top of my head
and be like,
it's okay, honey.
I need that.
I think that would work.
So you can do that,
but I just can't cry.
That would be nice.
Honestly.
Wish someone did that bring.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry nobody has done that to you guys
Okay, so
So if he's blocked
He shouldn't try like another phone
Like email?
He shouldn't email or pull up or anything
It's just giving like
Stocker you know vibes
Like we already said we're done
You know have a little bit of pride
Have a little bit of love like love yourself a little
You know she said she's done with you
She's done with you
Yeah
I would hit it with a drone over the house
Oh okay well
And then like his story's just not adding up
It's not right.
Have you ever been so deep in TikTok where you're like there's a part one, part two,
you're missing part three and then somehow part four, like the girls getting arrested for no reason?
Like what happened?
Yeah.
Yes.
We're trying to figure out too.
Yeah, yeah, that's his story right there.
Like, I get him.
Maybe he was dismissive.
Maybe he wasn't paying attention to your feelings because that happens, you know.
You don't have to necessarily be abusive or be like mean or be cheating or anything for like the girls to get tired of me.
And even guys, too, you know, girls can be female dogs as well, you know.
but, you know, it sounds like she checked out.
It sounds like she checked out.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, maybe he, maybe that was the issue, you know.
Maybe, like, he wasn't paying attention to her when he, like, was flying out or she was flying in.
Like, it's a long-distance relationship.
It takes a lot of extra emotions, extra feelings, extra attention, extra miles, extra miles, extra cash, extra days off.
Like, it's just a lot.
What has a guy done to get you back?
Like.
Um, I.
I have, yeah, I dated guys, but, like, they're not that serious.
I think I've had more serious relationship with girls.
Okay.
And I think it's way different because, like I said, girls, like, sometimes, like, the girl from the other line said, like, it doesn't take us that long to check out or to just be like, oh, shoot, I lost her.
Yeah.
You know?
It's like, like, like, reactionamos more rapidly than you guys.
No offense.
I don't get it.
So what have they done?
Yeah, what are they done?
so we can take some notes.
It's a big thing to, like, give her space, you know?
Like, you guys just fought, let's say, 10 in the morning.
It's too early.
You know what?
Let her go to work, go to work.
Breathe it out, calm down.
Get your thoughts straight.
And you know what.
And that 10.05 hit her back.
Yeah.
At 10.05 hit her back good.
Answer me.
I'm coming to your job.
Do you somebody?
Are you hungry?
I'm already outside.
I'm outside.
Yeah, but like, no, like, serious talk.
Like, it takes a lot to, like, you know, just give it a minute, you know,
because I feel like when tensions are high, like, we just like like like to be left alone.
But if you're blocked, you're blocked.
That's over with.
Wrap it up.
Yeah, when girls check that emotion, it's a rap.
It's a rap.
Yeah, and that's true, though.
Like, girls, like, it takes a little longer.
Like, they can be done with you, but, you know, they're still there emotionally.
But if they're still there and they don't feel it anymore,
And they say they're done, yeah, they're done.
Yeah, you just got to let it go.
I love you, but I don't have to like you right now.
I know.
I know.
And I think you deserve a little pat on the top of your head right now.
It's like, it's okay, you know.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Concrete?
You did it.
You did it.
Why me, though?
I don't know.
You lie or concrete way.
And I'm going to say one last thing.
I'm 30.
My son is almost 10.
And yes, it's right.
We are getting older, but we ain't trying to have kids.
35, 40 and 45-year-old woman right now
ain't trying to be settled down or have kids.
We're trying to have fun.
We're trying to be treated right.
And if you can't do that,
if you're not paying attention to us,
yes,
another man is going to want to take that fine wine.
All right.
All right.
All right.
30 years old.
You hear that great?
You're still a grape right now.
You hear that great?
You're still a grape.
And she plays her both teams.
I know.
I'm a grape, but I'm still trying to get squeezed, you know?
She wants to be left like a prune
I'm not fine
Thank you Daniela
So she's just a lost cousin
She's gone
That's it
She's gone
He should accept that she's gone
Eli I'm sorry
He needs to
Move on
Somebody cheated
Somebody cheated
I don't know
He should be a man
This book has closed Eli
Yeah Eli
He wants to read the book over again
The book of Eli
The book of Eli is closed
bro it's odd of you
this is be real from Cypress Hill
where are you from
Esse? Don't you know I'm local
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which they didn't do before
and caused a lot of complaints
and a lot of citations where people were just
sneaking on and off the trains.
Not going to lie, the first time I took a metro
was this past year.
How'd it go?
Oh really?
It was pretty amazing. I was amazed
because it took us all the way to USC.
And I was like, wow, this is awesome.
It makes life way easier.
Did you tap to exit?
I did something. I don't know what it was,
but I did something.
My cousin gave me a card and I was like, what is this?
And he's like, you've never loaded up a metro car before.
I'm like, bro, I didn't even know this was here until right now.
Because you go underground.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I felt like I was in New York.
I don't know why.
I was like, oh, this is really cool.
Yeah.
I always lived like near the Green Line.
So I would take the Green Line growing up, like as a kid, like teenager to get around and stuff.
And it was cool.
Did you pay?
Yeah.
Yeah, you'd pay.
It wasn't a lot.
It was like five bucks or whatever.
But it's like it's a trip.
Like I'm not going to say it's bad.
But like, you know, there's some.
Characters.
Some characters.
While you're writing, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've used it from North Hollywood all the way to like go to crypto and like L.A. live.
And there's definitely always like it's a journey and it's interesting.
But like I always try to come back on like an Uber.
Because then later if I'm like, if it's this interesting like at 3, 4 p.m., I can't imagine.
like nine, ten.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm good.
I'll walk.
Okay, so you can't, so like you can potentially, like, get trapped if you don't have, like, the card.
Yeah, so I guess people were finding ways to get on and get off free.
So this is a way to stop that from going on.
So now people will be enforcing you to tap to exit out.
Why can't you just jump over it?
Isn't it just like a little thing, the little turnstile thing that it is?
That's what they do in New York.
I'm not saying people don't do it.
Hopping the turnstiles like a thing in New York.
But you get in like a lot of trouble,
you get a ticket for like hundreds of dollars.
At least in New York.
Hundreds of dollars for doing that.
And it's a $5 fee.
And yet that's why people are like just just pay.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's saying that they actually enforced this in the North Hollywood station
and 40% there is a 40% decrease in complaints.
So I guess it does work.
Complaints of it.
People just like hopping on and off the train for free.
I'm going to be honest.
I feel like public transportation.
It should be free.
It should be free.
Right.
It should be.
Yeah.
Because it's like, it's supposed to help, like, traffic and stuff like that.
And it's like, how much money do they really make?
A lot?
It can be that profitable.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think they get a lot of grants from the city.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll probably be wrong.
Some probably DM me the truth later, but.
You know what I'm saying?
Somebody just give me the facts.
Yeah, somebody give me the facts.
If I'm thinking about it, I'm like, dude, like, I remember getting on the train and it was like,
okay, I paid $5, right?
Most of the people
Most of the people around me didn't pay
For sure
And it's like how expensive are those things to build
So expensive, right?
Yeah
I'm still trying to figure out
Without the government funding
I don't know how it would be profitable
I'm still trying to figure out where my tax dollars go
But that's another story
That's a whole different story
Okay so you don't only
So now you have to tap
Not only on arrival, tap on exit
Exactly
So double tap
Double tap
So you got to tap on the way out
So we
Yeah
I tap
on the way there, but I didn't tap on the way back the last time.
I don't know why.
And because of people like you, they're in force.
But like the station was different.
Like, you just walked up to the station and got off.
Yeah, this is just a union station.
And that's true.
Most of the trains connect.
Yeah, that's like the main hub right there.
Oh, Placitovadov over there.
Yeah.
Got it.
Wait, that's where they all meet.
Yes.
That's like the main, yeah.
So there's the hub.
If you stop there, you could take different trains, like different colored trains.
How many times would you have to tap at Union Station?
Probably have to tap multiple times
Yeah
Yeah tap back
All right
Well you know you know
No loco
And Maximo coming in for letty
Tap on the way in
Tap on the way out
Connected like I'm rosecrans
Rooscrans
The word on Rosecrans
The word is
Marlon Wayans
And Soldier Boy are still
Going at it
All right
The two have been going forth
Back and forth for weeks now
The drama began when
Marlin Wayne
criticized Soldier Boy for performing at the Crypto Ball held in honor of Donald Trump around
election time or around when he was going to get inaugurated.
Then Soldier Boy started saying some really disrespectful things about Marlon's mom and, you know,
her being passed away.
Yeah.
Then Marlin was saying Soldier Boy was begging to be in a movie and showed receipts of him
being like, bro, put me in a movie, this and that.
So I've been going back and forth on Twitter, Instagram, all that.
Did you ever see the video Soldier Boy?
like, I would do it for a check too.
You see how much money they paid me to play for there?
I was, yeah.
It's pretty funny.
So, but them two have been going back and forth.
And Marlon apparently decided to try and end the beef once and for all with the disc track.
But this isn't a rap song, all right?
It's a little country tune.
What?
Yeah.
I need you guys to listen to this.
Listen to this.
What?
Hold on one second.
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
Wait.
Or listen to this.
Music.
Or listen to this.
Listen to this.
To this.
Boys on Krenak.
Yes, he's on that Chris.
That's only the beginning.
Oh, man.
There's a lot more I had to cut out because it's a lot.
Soldier Boy chose the wrong one because I feel like with other people he beeps with,
they're like battling with ego.
Yeah.
And with Marlin, it's like he's just like, I'm going to turn this into the funniest
stuff.
You're bad at
a comedian.
Yeah,
it's completely different.
And comedians are
like self-deprecating.
They don't mind
making fun of themselves
to make fun of you.
You know what I'm saying?
Or do silly things
to make fun of you.
And like you said,
maximal rappers have ego.
So they're like,
this is like tearing them down
because it's like,
it's funny.
And it's lighthearted.
And there's more,
by the way.
Look,
I'm playing some more for you guys.
So the soul for some Bitcoin
ain't rapping just gaming
and selling people
out of chest.
Now he ain't got nothing.
Bro, who did Martin get in the studio, man?
I don't know, but it's incredible.
To me, I think it might be AI.
It has to be.
Generic country voice, whatever, but it's incredible.
That sounds amazing.
Yeah, I like it.
And it's creative.
You only had one hit.
Wow.
It's great because we're a super man.
We're expecting everybody to rap beef, obviously.
For sure.
It's a rapper.
It's great.
Rap beefs are all the thing.
And it's like, I don't want to hear Marlon
rap.
Like, Marlon's a great comedian.
you know what I'm saying?
But having this creativeness and it takes it to be more lighthearted because...
Yeah, because how can you, like, let's say they diss you and that.
When you hit play, how can you be mad at this?
Like, if I were soldier boy, I'd laugh and be like, yo, send me this.
This is funny.
Imagine if they made they not like us country version.
That would have been lighthearted.
It would have been not as bad.
True.
Yeah, it sounds warmer.
You know what I'm saying?
Because it's like when you're in a rap diss like beef, it just, it's, it's, it's,
It ends up being gangster.
Like, no matter what.
Like, it just goes.
Like, it's like, all right,
try to start out and be friendly and stuff like that.
And then it just ends up with, like, threatening.
And it just, it's always something, you know,
or like a big reveal about somebody or whatever.
So this was cool because I just think it was so creative and funny.
Just doing it in a country song instead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the move.
That was good.
You want to hear one more time?
Yeah.
Yeah.
On Krenack.
I can blow it on his breath.
Yes, he's on that, Chris.
Lo Kia banger.
It's awesome.
It's a hit.
It does, right?
It slaps.
It's a slapper.
Yeah.
So, speaking of rap beef and diss songs, offset, our homie, my homie, offset.
Oh, your homie.
My boy, offset, is he dropped a new song called 10.
And it's kind of dissing his ex, his baby mama, Cardi B.
Wow.
There was a video.
Which is our other homie, too.
Yeah, I love Cardi B, too.
And so Cardi B was seen over the weekend hanging out with Stefan Diggs, NFL player.
That dude is everywhere.
He has a lot of kids.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
He's always swooping.
He's out there swooping.
Yeah.
So they were seen out on Valentine's Day and Offset dropped this song.
And he's basically saying you're going to have to get with 10 more guys before you get over me.
All right.
Listen to this.
They ain't on the type of shit
and he's on
type of truck
and pop up like on I love
you too bad
that night they want to rerun
So he had that
going
I like that switch up
It's right
Yeah that sounds fine
It's actually a really good song
That's what Eli needs to do
He needs to do a rap song like that
Right
No literally
Eli listen to offset
He won't
He won't steer you wrong
And he has another part
in the song
Also where he kind of like
addresses a situation
I don't need you
I got my
I don't miss you
I got my got my
Love you, but not like money.
Love all my...
I don't need you, I got money.
I don't miss you, I got money.
Blow you, but not like money.
Love all my...
Oh, he misses her.
Yeah, but that's Eli...
That's Eli-ish right there.
Yeah, he wants her back.
He misses her and he needs her.
And he loves her more than money.
That's Eli-ish, man.
If you're making songs about your ex, bro,
that's Taylor Swift stuff right there going on.
Yeah, no.
I need you.
I got mine.
I don't need you.
Oh, he needs her.
He misses her.
He heard that she slept with one other guy, he's going to be hurt.
He's crushed.
He's like, no, it's about 10 to take 10.
No, it's going to take one.
As soon as he saw that she was dating Diggs, he was crushed.
And that's probably where this came from.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anger and sadness.
I'm going to add this to my playlist right now.
It sounds amazing.
No, it sounds like a really good song.
He has a new album coming out soon called Kiari.
I'm sure if, you know, this is still going.
on in his life.
This is going to be a big topic.
You know what I'm saying with like breaking up with his baby mama and his wife.
I believe they're married as well.
Yes.
Yeah, we'll see what's on the new album, Kiari.
But yeah, it sounds great.
Offset featuring Eli.
Featuring Eli.
Eli interlude.
Help me.
It's going to be the.
I don't need you, via.
I don't like you no more.
Senora.
I miss my senora.
All right, that was your word on Rosecrans.
Brought you by local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Rose Cranz, Victor Brownback Mornings.
I'm Parwomenos.
Dr. Dre's birthday.
Happy birthday, Dr.
Dr. Dre.
The legendary Dr. Dre.
So we are playing a game for you guys to win Rolling Loud VIP wristbands.
And that's if they can guess the Dr. Dre songs.
Yep, yep.
I'll play a couple seconds of it.
And you got to guess it.
All right.
Okay.
Hold on.
We have Moulon.
Moulon.
From Watts on line 8.
What's up?
Good morning.
What's up, Moong?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Are you a Dr. Drey music connoisseur?
Do you know all about Dr. Dre's music?
I am, and I hope so.
I grew up listening to it, family parties, everything.
So I hope I get this one right.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
You're ready?
Ready.
Ready?
Ready?
Yes.
All right.
All right.
What song is that, Moulon?
Four.
Three, two, one.
No.
You're wrong.
No.
You are wrong.
That's still D-R-E.
Still, Dre, come on.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Your uncles, your theas,
everyone has the functions.
But next contestant.
All right.
Next caller, let's go to Gerardo.
Gerardo.
Line 9 from Anaheim.
What up, guys?
How you guys doing?
What up, Gerardo?
We're good, we're good.
Are you confident you're going to win this Dr. Dre game?
I haven't missed the same time as the last one.
All right, let's see.
All right, Greg, play that.
Five, four, three, two.
Got it!
All right, Gerard.
Good job, good job.
You're going to roll a lot, man.
That was a good one.
That was only, what?
You got to get nine out of ten.
You said what?
I think that girl,
help me,
didn't she just
picked the next episode
earlier?
She did,
yeah,
she said that was the wrong answer.
But yes.
She did say next to a little bit.
Wow.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Thank you.
We have a Mark
from Riverside on line 10.
Mark.
Mark.
Yo,
what up, brown bags?
What's going on,
man?
You ready?
Let's get it.
From a,
like a scale of the 1 to 10,
how well do you know
Dr.
Dr.
Dr.
songs do you feel?
Maybe at eight.
I ain't do my
Okay
Alright, okay
Alright, see
Play that
Five
Number of JET
Hey
Hey
You should have played
Like natural born killers
Or like
Deep porn
I don't want to
I can't go too deep
Hey yo
We've heard
That sucks
We don't relate
We don't relate
We don't relate
We don't relate
We don't relate
Hey, Sambra Sala with Angie
Hi, you guys.
No, this is Angie here still again.
I did not miss today or yesterday.
I am here, and I have not missed out.
And I'm going to tell you some cheese, man, about Elon Musk.
Do you guys know who that is, right?
Elon Musk.
Elon Musk.
Yeah, Elon Musk.
I can't do that voice for that long.
I kind of hurts being Angie for a second.
But no, I am covering for Angie, this is Greg.
And we got to talk about Elon Musk, because I didn't even know he had this many kids.
Yeah, bro.
13 kids.
Seriously?
Yes, 13 of them.
And the most recent one that he's expecting, this girl is saying that she must keep this boy.
This boy.
There's a little baby, a secret that Elon Musk.
Damn, I'm talking like Angie.
Elon Musk.
Elon Musk told her on the birth certificate that she cannot put anything with his name.
name on it.
Is she getting paid?
Childsport.
Report.
Not only,
a lot of people don't know.
Like on,
what,
like 80 billion.
Yeah.
He wanted to do that
to keep his name
so it could protect his privacy.
All right.
Because how private Elon Musk is.
Nobody knows nothing about him.
At all.
Yeah.
He didn't make a,
has a platform that he says his thoughts on it, right?
Yeah.
He just buy social media on.
So, yeah, okay.
So, yeah, and he has like six baby mommas, right?
Yeah.
I think this is four.
Four?
Four baby mamas.
It's cool.
I mean, look, if I had money like that, I don't have a gang of kids too.
But would you keep him a secret?
No, I wouldn't keep him a secret.
That's sad.
How do you take from a lot?
No, why would you do that?
Because you have a lot of money.
Doesn't mean you have to have a lot of kids.
Why not?
No, because you have to split your money different ways now.
I feel like he does, I feel like Elon is playing a different game than all of us.
Like I feel like he's intentionally like having a lot of kids so he is so like the Musk legacy can continue and like he probably thinks he's like the smartest person on earth.
So he's like, oh, I need to like spread my seed.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like that's why he's doing.
He's like one of these kids got a hit.
Like one of them got to be the ones.
It's like gambling with kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I'm sure all these kids have stock.
They're barely bored
Yeah but these kids are rich for life
They're sad
Yeah it's messed up because the girl was saying
That she had to keep it a secret
That she couldn't say anything about it
And now she's being asked to keep the secret forever
Like she came out like putting him on the spot
She's terrible at that
Because it's not everyone
That didn't work out
Now it's everywhere
It needs a new strategy
Obviously she's gonna get less money now
For doing this
Yeah she's only 24 too
She's 24
She's really young
Really really really young
Really really really young
Yeah bro if Elon Musk took your girl
That oh
That's 80 billion
To take your girl
I know
I know
But still
Like I wouldn't be able to log on Twitter
To rant about it
I wouldn't be able to get in my Tesla
And like drive
Take a long drive
Everything will just remind me
Of the situation
That is true
Yeah guys
I think the situation though
It's messed up
I don't think Elon should do this
With girls
You know
Especially his kids
I wouldn't like if Marcus did that
What Angie? Why did you say that?
What did you guys know? It's just serious. It's sad.
I respect your opinion, Angie.
Yeah, me too. Thank you guys.
I appreciate you showing up for work every day.
Yeah, I've been here this whole time. I'm here right now. I don't know what you're talking about. Vic.
You owe me a coffee, actually.
But when you get back, you'll get it.
And that was so much so.
Thank you.
Gangi.
Your son of California
dealerships.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not up for modern technology.
Tech, yes, we tech.
No.
Brow bad mornings.
Take my shirt.
Instagram is testing a new dislike button.
So what it's doing is not everyone has it yet.
It's still in the.
testing phase. Some users
out there have it and they're the ones being
used to let them know if it works or not.
And what it's going to do is going to let you
dislike comments. It's going to start.
Dislike post on the feed and the
story. But it will not
keep count of the dislike.
How many dislikes are good?
This is interesting because YouTube removed the
dislike button or
removed like the keeping track of it.
Right. Because they were saying like it was like for
bullying, like people were being mean about it and stuff like that.
That's the whole purpose of it. Just to be mean.
I would purpose to do it.
Dislike.
I dislike that.
I just like that one.
I would go to the nicest comment on the post and just dislike it on purpose.
I feel like this is going to just cause a you level trolling.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Because somebody could like, let's say post on their story, somebody else's post.
Like throw it up and then be like, share it.
And then be like, hey, everybody dislike this post for me.
You know what I'm saying?
And then everybody can just go and just dislike it.
But if it doesn't keep count, what does it matter?
Right.
Like, if you can't see how many people disliked it.
That person will know probably.
Who disliked.
You'll be able to see how much.
No, it won't keep track of it at all.
No?
At all?
That's the point.
What's the point?
It's the point.
It doesn't even matter, right?
Yeah.
So I won't get a notification if somebody dislikes my post.
That it doesn't specify, but I'm wondering if it's this just to make the algorithm, like, tailor the algorithm to what you like and dislike.
Oh, I see.
That's what I'm assuming.
That makes more sense.
However, if it, if people disliking your thing brings more interaction,
Why not?
Yeah, I go what you're saying.
I get you.
So my feed won't be full of Becky G anymore if I, like, dislike.
If you dislike it?
Yeah.
So when you get to do it and you dislike it?
Yeah.
It's going to take it off.
Yeah, because if you like one post, then, like, all of a sudden that's what your algorithm is, right?
Is that what it is?
I think that's what it is.
I think that's random because I don't know how they call these, like crazy stuff.
Let's see the Explorer page right now.
Let's see.
Yeah, my explore page is like, I feel like it's hacked.
I sit next to Vick.
And I feel like his explorer is, like,
Bleeding onto my phone.
One time I let Maximo use my phone and then I don't know what happened.
So like,
so,
you know,
it's obviously hacked.
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.
It's obviously hacked.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah,
it looks hacked.
He got feet picks and everything.
So I don't know who took over this.
That's what we need to fix.
I just like this.
Explore page that I have going on.
All right.
Mine's not too bad.
Because I don't know what's going on here.
It's a mix of things.
Yeah.
I need more baseball caps on here because that's what I really like.
Not all of this.
Honestly.
I'm crazy.
I'd be looking at style,
I don't even like my explore was not like soccer sports and things like that I sat next to Vic and I don't know where it's just like um yeah someone needs to stop this manned expense my explore page is uh mine has shoddy bay
people dancing at Santa Fe Springs swatmy hey same here same here you guys are uh uh that's crazy never mind my
Cholos.
Are you going to dislike it or like it?
I'm going to dislike all these things in my explore page right now.
I would go on a hating spree, dog.
I just start hating for no reason, dog.
I think for fun.
I probably do it a little bit of hating.
Help the kids hate.
Hate it.
Right.
Hate it.
Hate it.
Hate it.
It's a great idea.
I like it.
So is that a tech yes or a tech no?
Tech yes.
And I somebody, not Elon.
Well, what's the other one?
Zuckerberg?
Zuckerberg needs to fix my thing because it's broken.
It's just all this crazy stuff.
I don't want to see.
Like what?
What's on there?
It's just crazy stuff.
Yeah.
It's a...
Disgusting.
Mine has future.
Lefty gunplay doing his little dance.
I'll break your finger.
So take yes?
Take yes.
Hey, don't just like you.
Oh, don't just...
