Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 404 Listener Shoots Their Shot (Shoot Your Shot Fridays) W/ Concrete | Brown Bag Mornings (02/21/25)

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

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Happy Friday. It's a happy Friday. If you work Monday through Friday, you don't have to work tomorrow. If you're dealing with those coworkers that are adjusting to having a regular job, you're just like me, okay? What do you mean? Like, if you're dealing with people that don't have any work etiquette, you're just like me. In the workspace or in the restroom space? Both.

No, no, mostly restroom space. Okay, but what's work etiquette? So, you know, when you go, like, use a restroom, let's say, for example, it's public, right? Like, you know, everybody has to share the, oh, hey, concrete. Hey, concrete. Hey. So when you have, you work in an office with other people, you share a bathroom, right? Yeah.

And so sometimes, you know, the stalls are open at the bottom, you know, and you can see people's shoes. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you take a peek over, like, oh, if you see people's shoes, you're like, oh. You know who's there? You know who's there? Like Air Force. Yeah.

Oh, new balance. Whatever. Okay. All right. Oh, chunk glass. Chunk glass. Whatever people wear. Slippers, me.

So, yesterday, after the show, I was mining my business. Doing my business. Your usual business? You do it up to- Yeah, in my office. Everybody knows like nine. You go around at 9.30. And then.

You all know your schedule. Concrete, a good buddy over here, besides to walk in. And immediately says what's up. But he can't see my face. He can only see my shoes. Oh, he recognized you by the shoes. I knew it was him. He knew what he ate too.

He goes, what's up, big. He had the new balance, seigneur. The new seigneur, new balance. Same big. And he started to have, try to have a convo with me while I'm trying to do my business. That was a full convo, huh? Yeah. Wouldn't stop talking to me.

He started asking me about everything he could think of. He's asking you questions that you're like pushing? He's like, is that corn I smell? Oh. See, like when me, I've had to share, like me next to the next next door stall with Vic before. Yeah. But we have no conversation. No, that's not the time to talk.

I was just like, that's Vic. But I was just like, Vic, hurry up and get out of here. But it's awkward for you. I also get it because one time I took a vacation. and in that vacation there's people having full-on conversations while in the restroom? While in the restroom With no stalls

Oh wait Girls do it? Yeah girls do that Like we'll have full-on conversations about we're in the restroom Oh that's crazy Like me and letting when we go pee We'll be like hey

You're so pretty What? That's creepy Why? At least for girls Yeah so I was telling them how I could tell you haven't had like a regular job In a long time

No work etiquette No etiquette Nothing I just pull up, man. I thought that was trying to be friendly. I thought that was... I thought that was... I thought that was...

I was like, well, this must be friendly. This is it, right? You talk to your co-workers, you know? I know that. I know those shoes. I know that guy. And then things were like this. We were like, like, he was having trouble.

They were tippy-toeing, you know? You saw when there's a lot of... It didn't end there because later on that day... Did that day? He goes, he goes, ah, this is going to be so funny, bro. Oh, you'll see it later. Don't worry. And I'm like, what can you just do?

I'm like, did he just record our whole combo? Whatever. You never know. And there's a downside to having a really famous homie. Is that when they post you, everybody in the world. Oh, yeah. So then later on, he sends a picture to the group chat. The group chat, the group chat.

Yeah. Which I thought it was going to get posted. I was like, I didn't even want to check my Instagram. Well, I wasn't, I wasn't sure because I was like, I was, I saw. I don't have it. So it should go. I don't care. I don't care.

It was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Let's post it on Brownback Morning 106. Let's go. Let's go. Post that. Let's post that tag in. And that's a sick, like, dude, that's a sick new balance commercial right there.

Also, Puma. Find balance. The Chonis. Leave it all behind. Check that out. I'm Brownback Mornings. 106. The homie.

Gregory. All right. I have the perfect way to praise Jesus, but also keep it hip-hop. Okay. Oh, and it's French or English or French? It's English. Miles did it? English.

No, there's a guy going viral because he made a gospel version of Piccaboo by Kendrick Lamar. Oh. Hey. I just going to make you want to praise the Lord. I know Maxim was going to love this one. Hallelujah. Listen to this. I just rose up from the grave.

Picaboo, all it took was three whole days. Bigaboo, I just put the devil in his place. Bigaboo grave. I just say my name. Watch demons leave. Pickaboo, blessing people They don't have to sneeze Pickaboo, come to me

You can be redeemed Picaboo, here you go John 316 Hey, hey Lucky bars I want to hear more Yeah That's all he released

Right there There's a demand He's part He's putting out the snippet before Yeah And then having it So he's probably It's probably

On Sunday I was about to say He's probably dropping Yeah Let the Lord Giveeth more bars To keep his Amen

You got to pull up Sunday For the full version Do you know what John 316 is? I was going to ask. Yeah. What does it mean? I think I know it in Spanish only.

Okay, go ahead. I speak Spanish. I speak Spanish. Let me dig. Nijoles. He put it at the end. That's right. I'm going to test you to see, you know, how gospel you are.

Okay, go ahead. Something about a son. It says, for God. God gave his only son. Yeah, for God give his only son. Wow. Concrete's more Christian than you. Yeah.

For God so love. It's also on the bottom of the cup of the in and house. It is. Really? It is. Really? Factories. Because, to tell you this,

because of all that God, God, God, to all that he wants, but I'm saying it like you're praying. Yeah, you're saying it like you're praying the Rosario. That's how I remember it.

They tested me, right? That's the first communion stuff right there. I was going to say Austin 360. What? Austin 316? That's all that came to mind. That's all that came to mind. I was like, I need to go back to church.

What's the verse on that one? Yeah. Austin 316 says, I just whipped dirt. Oh, that's going to hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I think this is low-key fire. That's fine.

He should release a full version. Play one more time, please, Greg. Pekaboo, I just rose up from the grave. Bigaboo, all it took was three whole days. Bigaboo, I just put the devil in his place. Pickaboo, now the people stay by my graves. Pickaboo, say my name, watch demons leave. Pickaboo, blessing people, they don't have to sneeze.

Pickaboo, come to me, you can be redeemed. Becaboo, here you go. John 316. Surprise. Surprise. Oh. Jesus G. Oh.

Yeah. You know what it's crazy? It's a good time for him to do this because there is a uprise in Christian like rap music. And they are actually like being included like I know Miles Minnick from the Bay Area. He's being included in like NBA 2K. He was part of Austin Weekend. Wow.

And he's really blowing up. I think he's part of Rolling Loud as well. No way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's amazing to see like that this lane is like.

opening up and, you know, people are tuning in. Yeah. I think if more Christian and, like, gospel rappers, if they did more stuff on, like, well-known instrumentals, I'd listen. Oh, like, they flip it. Like, they make a cover of it. Yeah, I would listen to it. Because it's a lot more catchy.

Because you just know the beat, so you feel like you're following along more. You feel like more included. Like, oh, this is familiar. Then you can get familiar with those artists. And then when they make their own music, like, I'll take a listen. Yeah. I'll just imagine you like bad bunny lyrics. No, so sexy red.

You don't hear that at you. Sexy Red. You'll hear that at U-Services for sure. You won't hear that at youth services, you know. There he's like, ain't nothing but a God thing, baby. Two apostles going crazy. I like that. Let's go, resurrection, baby.

Bad Bunny, he'd be like, David La Vibla, Kwanda. I love this, I love this. Thank you, Greg. Yeah. It's a Friday, but it doesn't hit the same when you get paid when you don't get paid. That's true.

It's like the Fridays that I do get paid, I feel so invincible. I feel like I could do anything. I got paid from DJing this week. Oh, so you're good. And I got paid from other games, but it doesn't it's the same. That is true. That is true. It's just not that direct deposit feeling.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Damn, y'all are getting paid for this, huh? Yeah, let's talk about it some more. Yeah. That's tight. That's tight. Actually, concrete, can you give us your account number and your routing number?

Porfavo. Your network? No, so we can, you know, each put a dollar in there. A little something, porthas, you know? Why not? A little zil? Yeah, we should be appreciative. How are you guys enjoying those hash browns?

Actually, all they're delicious. You know me, I love McDonald's. Thank you for the coffee. Thank you very much. Okay, we have shout-up. Yeah, enough is enough. We have shout-outs? Yes, we do.

We got a lot of birthday shout-outs. Luis Chavez wants to give a birthday shout-out to his baby mama, Marcella. Hey, Marcela. Te-quiro much, and I want her family back together. Oh, wait. What is it? Tequiro much, and I want our family back together. Luis, Chavez.

Luis, what do you do? Yeah, what you do, fool? Yeah, we want to know, man. Call up. Jerry wants to give a birthday shout-out to his girl, Serena. He said, happy birthday, and I love you, girl. Can you please do it in the Y-G voice? Yeah.

Go ahead, Vic. Go ahead, Vic. I love you, girl. Julio wants to wish his daughter, Natalia, a happy eighth birthday. Natalia. Says, happy birthday. Love you from Dad.

Oh, thank you. Downtown. Downtown Adam wants to give a happy heavenly birthday to Bradley Noelle, the original elite singer of Sublime. Ah. Wow. I remember that dude, too. Yeah.

Downtown Adam. He was at our David Bus. Yeah, he was a dad. Arcadia. Shout out to Bradley Noel's Sublime. That's a legend right there. Legend. Yeah.

Yes. And then Cynthia wants a birthday shoot out for her. son, Ruben, who's turning 19. Ruben. Yes. 19 and 20 aren't real birthdays, just so you know. Hey, what does that mean? It's just like the gap between.

Yeah, yeah, I get it. Somebody told me that when I was 19. I went to Hooters and I was like, what's up? Like, it was like some girls coming. They're like, what, when, what birthday is it for you? And I was like, 19. And she was like, that's not real birthday. And then walked away and I was like, damn.

Why are you ruining my boy's birthday? Serio. I'm just telling him what people told me so we could keep the cycle going. Wow. toxic. Well, happy birthday. Happy birthday, very happy birthday, very happy birthday. You're all to birthday shootout.

It's going to be a great day. Loaded. Bump, bum, bum, da, do. Poo, do, do, do, do, do. Poo, to do, do, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. You were supposed to do birthday shootout. It's because somebody once sent us a message saying, like, they want a birthday shout out. Yeah.

But they put a shootout. So ever since, it's like, a thing. Got it. There you go. All right. That's for concrete. Anybody else? That's it.

Okay. I have a shout out to Stephanie from Pro Club. Nice. Yeah. I was over there and then she was like, oh my God, I listen to you guys every morning and I'm preparing your box for clothes. And I was like, thank you, Stephanie. She's so, so nice. Shout to Stephanie.

Shout to her book. Yeah, that's what I say. Shout of Pro Club. Yeah. Concord, you had a shout out? Do I have a shout out? Yeah. Oh, man.

Every just every working man and woman out there right now. Yeah. That's getting paid to do a big deal. And all the volunteers too like me, all the volunteers, all the volunteers like me. Shout out everyone doing community service. Yeah. Everyone does it a different way. We're reducing your hours.

Oh, for sure. We'll sign the paper. Yeah, you don't have to do this stuff on the side of the road no one. It's not of control right now. Also shout out to the people at Bessel Lounge and Downey, right? Yes, everyone. Shout out to everything that came out last. Last night to the sold-out show, man.

It was amazing. It was amazing. Before I even started saying anything, I had already taken eight shots. Wow. On a Thursday. Yeah. Ginger. Yeah.

I almost, yeah, I almost called in today. I would have told the judge. You have some other shows coming up, though, right? Yes, man, we do. March 8th, we're in Riverside. Riverside Fox Theater. So come and check us out at the River. I'm at the Fox Theater.

It's the only world national tour. Let's go. It'll be me, Jerry Garcia, and a bunch of other guests. It's going to be super dope, man. We've got a bunch of shows. Tonight, I'm going to be at the Lafactory in Hollywood. Let's go. For Way Out Loud, Mara Lopez Presents, way out loud.

When I'm hosting, I'm hosting it. So it's going to be cool, guys. And then next week on Wednesday, I'll be at the Corvina Laugh Factory doing class with a bunch of my funny friends. So definitely come out, get your ticket. I think it's only, I think it's, it might be sold out. I don't know. Go and check.

I don't even know it, though. I think she's doing some of those shows with you too Yeah I do a lot of those shows with them Yes he does Yes he does It's really fun Yes he does Oh community service too

Yeah community service too Yeah No the show's not really fun But you were on TV Earlier this week too huh I was on TV on Wednesday With Accesso total Shout out to my friends

Over there at Telemundo Shout out to our boy Our home girl Katia out there So man yeah So we're at the promoting the You know promoting the tour Yeah On Accesso Total

Were the Weather girls there? They were there Oh And it was raining compliments. Oh. Shout out to the weather girls from Telemonio. Oh, my God. A lot of perspiration going on, a lot of humidity.

These are the nominees for the Simp of the week. Simps, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Our first nominee is our very own, Umberto. Humber. Yes. So the Brown Band podcast had a live show. And Umberto had a job where, you know, he had to assist when the artist, Paula Dianda. Yes.

The amazing Paula Dianda. And he took it a step further with posting her on Instagram saying, my friend. Oh, my God. The next post was him at the gym all of a sudden. Don't forget that he posted that she followed him back. Yeah. Oh, man. Can't forget the details.

The close friends, she followed me. He started hitting. He said this is a dream or something like that. Yeah. You know what was funny, though, is that he posted the, it was a stair master, right? Yeah. And then the music was Walk Away. Oh, my God.

I didn't even notice that. Walk away. So he's walking up the stairs, you know. He thought he was smooth. He tried to take my recipe over here. Yeah. That's the Greg 101. And he's over here commenting on her pictures.

Like fingers crossed. He was the first. You started all clingy. Yeah. First comment, bro. He did the cross fingers like we're committing. And she replied. She replied back saying, hey.

She replied? Oh. She replied? Yeah, he promised her an interview over here already. You know I could get you up there, right? Dave Herbert. You did her. This food is cherry tomato red right now.

Yeah. That's cool, Wumberto. Our next nominee, it was about a study that was saying, that 60% of women would choose a dog over a man so you know loyalty

yeah commitment yeah yeah yeah it makes sense yeah our next nominee is a gentleman who went viral online because his girl was tired

of walking in heels so what he did to be a gentleman is that he swapped shoes and then slayed in the heels as she wore his tennis shoes and he was seen and walking down, holding hands with her, and he's in full, like in the heels instead of holding

the heels. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. And he's walking perfectly with the heels. Yeah. After he dropped her off at their destination, he went to go take a spin around the block on Fig.

I heard. Right. Did you pick him up? No, no, no, I just saw him. You just saw him. You're hot. Great footwork. Great footwork.

Homey. You're slay, bro. Slay. Our next nominee is the very own. Benny Blanco. So Benny Blanco's been dominating the Simper Pimp segment. Yeah, he has. First team all sim.

Yeah, he was in an interview, and he was talking about his biggest fear where he said, I wake up in the morning. I know she does the same thing. And I'm like, how can I make her life better? And then he says that his biggest fear is just going to wake up, and she's going to be like, what, no, and pretty much leave him. We got so many DMs about him of people that hate him. Really?

I don't hate the guys. I don't get the hate them. Yeah, they were just like, oh my God, he's so ugly. I was like, whoa, be nice at least. Yeah, be nice. Yeah, he probably has a nice spirit. Yeah. Ugly face, but nice spirit.

Yeah, nice house. Nice bank account? Yeah. Yeah. He cooks. He cooks. Yeah, he's plugged up. He has a fiance now.

Yeah. So, I mean, it makes sense, but him being this clingy. You know what? I will say, I have to give a compliment to Benny Blanco. That's one guy that's hairier than me. So shout to him for being Hairier than me Because I can hardly say it

I can hardly say that about anybody So Yeah Big is wearing three sweaters right now Turn to tame his hair Getting hot in here Just me All right

Drum roll please Stiff competition this week Yeah Oh sure You got stiff You know No like there's a And the winner, the simple of the week is

Benny Blanco! Yeah, oh! Oh, I thought Humbert. I thought Humbert. Yeah. They were neck and neck, I think. Yeah. No, it's a...

Whatever that, yeah. She has the girl, yeah. Wembella has hopes and dreams, but yeah. All right, let's get everybody out of here. Sip, Sip, Sip. Check this on, homie. You need a homie? or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Maria needs our help. Maria.

Maria. Maria, Maria. Maria sent us a DM and said, hey guys. So I've been trying to get at the homie John with subliminals. Okay. And I heard him say he wants to be with another girl.

and that other chick that hit him up on his DMs. Okay. I just want to make it known that no one was hitting him up until I did. Oh, my God. So she discovered him. Yes. Okay. She said,

so I feel like the girls on his DMs didn't want anything until I mentioned him to my homies. And once and now, they want to be mentioned too. When I did it, I was being... For real? I was being for real. And now I feel like that these... I don't know if I should say that. Me girl.

These girls just want attention. He needs to stop giving these girls attention because I bet they're not being for real. I can't compete with one of them, but the other girl, I bet I'm better than. Wait, she stalked them? She knows how they, okay. She said, also, I know his dad lives in Long Beach and I'm an hour and I'm an hour away from there. So what's up? Long distance doesn't mean ish.

Okay, so she's trying to get at the homie. And when she wants help in what way? Yo, she's Gary Payton. She's playing full court defense. I guess she wants to know how she should get at him. Like shoot her shot? Yeah, shoot her shot, you know, like basically. She really wants him to be like...

Pay attention. Pay attention to her. She hasn't told him straight up. She's like, hey, I discovered you. Stop sending subs. Yeah, go. Yeah, just say it with your chest. As guys, you guys like it when girls hit on you, you know?

Depends how aggressive they are. I kind of don't like too aggressive. Yeah, too aggressive. It's kind of scary. Yeah, don't make me feel. uncomfortable yeah yeah

so what would be the idea way to approach you guys as dudes just in general with a fresh pair jays

yeah how is the girl gonna be like hey hey foe I saw you from over there like what's like shoe are you yeah

yeah okay that's the pickup plane I like shoes I don't know but she's he's halla aggressive in this

yeah the fact that she did her research does show that she actually pays attention but it also could be a little bit scary I think Jersey Shore You guys remember Jersey Shore? Yeah

They had a term for this Stage 5 Klinger What? I'm not saying that's her But I'm saying it could be that It could be You know what I'm saying? Or she really is interested

And then she just feels offended True True true Because he's not giving her a time of day Yeah because it's like Hey I discovered you But also like How would the guy know

Unless this girl told him Straight out. Yeah. Straight out. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? Well, let's ask her. Oh, yeah.

She's on the line. Okay. Maria. Good morning. Maria. Maria. Yeah, mommy. Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. So you want to get at the homie, right? I do want to get at the homie's name. What's the, what's the actual homie's name? Like, what's the actual homey's name? First and last.

His actual name? Yeah. Yeah, his real real name? His real real name. Yeah, what's his real real? Umberto. What's it? Say it one more time.

Say one more one more than time. Umberto. Oh. Wait. Oh. Wait. There's not that many umberto in the world. You see, Umberto.

Wait, you're talking about our Humbert. Humbert that works here. Yes, you're Humber. Yes. What? What? What? You want to shoot your shot at R.

Humber. Umberto, she's doubling down. She's really interested in. I did not discover him. You did not discover him. No, but I just like would DM and be like, you know and now all of a sudden he has other people in his DMs too and I'm like like who?

Like who are the other people in his DMs? No he mentioned it like twice. Who? In different podcast. I don't remember their names. He mentioned them twice? They don't matter. You already got,

you already got beef with them? It's not a singer, right? It's not a singer? Well, yeah. Yeah, that one. That one matters. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Guess what? We have Paul on the line. We got Humbert right here. We got Humber. He can hear you now. He's red. He's red and sweaty. He's so bad right now, money. It sounds kind of toxic though.

Would you mean like have friends? Oh. Oh. With your chest. He already wants that friend, damn. You get up to an amigas. Come on. Oh, oh. Amigos, bro.

Wow. Wow. She's, are you broying her right now? Dan, don't bro her. Oh, my God, Humbert. Money is what you want? You wanted to shoot your shot, right? What was that?

You said you wanted to shoot your shot at Umberto? Yeah. The floor is yours. Tell them what you want to tell them. What have you told them, yeah. What have you said? I think you're adorable. Hey.

I want to squeeze your little cheeks. Oh! Which one? Which one? Which was? Hold on. Both. Oh!

He has four of them. Oh, yeah. He has four. Okay, okay. Top and bottom, please. Oh! Buddy! Guys, I got to go home real quick.

Okay, so question. Maria, like, how's the interaction minute? How did it start? Like, has he replied or is he ignoring you completely? No, nothing. He doesn't reply back? No, he's been to trigger DMs now. Hold on.

Wow. I haven't seen it. Wait, wait, wait. Humber, do you know who she is? No, I don't. Maria. What's your name on this thing? I don't know.

I'm a little. Oh my God. I actually want to see what she sent me. What's your name on Instagram? Yeah, go ahead. Give it out to the world? No, I'll show him. I'll show him.

Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Don't say it. So you need help getting at Umberto then. Or what? I guess. I mean, I'm already friend zone. No, never mind.

Oh. Umbevo, is she friends on? I don't need who she is. I want to see who she is. Maria, if it helps. He always friends owns everyone. He's been telling Paula Dianda a friend. Hi friend.

Yeah, so I don't think it's a third. He just broke you. Yeah, but he's probably like, hi, friend. Damn, that makes you mad already? Finda. Hey, Maria. I like Maria. Maria.

She's with the pressure over here. Look at him. Like he's sweaty. Oh. That boy is sweaty. Maria. I was going to tell you, Maria, DM me. and I'm going to send you a picture of Umberto, how sweaty you have right now.

We should just post it on Brownback Morning's 106. Do you like making men sweat, Maria? I love it. Okay, so you want to shoot your shot, but you feel like Umberto already friends on you. So look, how about this? How about we have other callers call in so they can give you some game on how to bag Umberto? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. All right, stay on the line. Hey, buy him a new desk. Stay on the line and we're going to have people call us up. No, but wait. No, Humbert, tell her something. You're being real quiet. I appreciate the DM.

Thank you. No, I'll reach up, brother. That's all, friend, no. We'll be back. We'll be back. We're going to help him. And then they're going to help you. Yes, we're going to have people call up and give Maria some game.

Okay. Maria is trying to back our very own, Umberto. Humbert. All right. Umberto is in here getting red. Sweating. He did like he ran a 5K. He was sweating.

He said he's never been hit on before, which was also interesting. Yeah, that was kind of. He's like, hey, hi, bro. Hey, bro. Thank you. What did you say? I don't know. He's like, oh.

I can't have friends. You guys really need to help, Umberto. Yes. Like, you guys need to help him with his game. Yes. He keeps friends owning every girl. We're going to help them. Also, our callers are going to help.

I don't think he knows that he's doing it. Like, he's just naturally. What I'm going to do, though, is I'm going to read the original. We had to change, like, the wording because we didn't want Umberto to find out because he's the one that takes the calls. Yeah. So we were like, okay, we have to do this covertly. This is like a secret operation.

So what I'm going to do right now is I'm going to read the original DM that she sent that's way more toxic that we. She's not toxic. She's just interesting. It's pretty toxic. It's a little toxic. All right. This is the DM.

Okay. So Maria said, so I've been. trying to get at Umberto with subliminals, and I just heard him say he wants to shout out Paula and that other chick that hit him up on his DMs. Coming in hot. Mind you, they've never had a conversation. She's taking, like, notes right now.

Yeah, she's taking notes. Yes, she's stalking her prey. Okay. Then he said, she said, I just want to, I just want to make it known that no one was hitting him up until I did. That's crazy to assume. So I feel like the girls in his DMs. didn't want anything until I mentioned them on the radio.

Yes, the one that hit him up on. No, but remember we had a caller, shot him out on the air before? No, no, there's a different person. Okay, okay, got it. She said, I feel like the girls in his DMs didn't want anything until I mentioned them on the radio. And now they want to be mentioned too. When I did it, I was being 100, and now I feel that these skonkas just want attention. He needs to stop giving these girls attention because I bet they,

they're not being for real. I can't compete with Paula, but the other girl, I bet I'm better then. Also, I know his dad lives in Sacramento. I didn't even know that. Me neither. It's kind of wild.

And that's an hour away from me. So what's up? Long distance doesn't mean ish. Should I get over this Dulhu crush or what? Have Umberto say what it is that he wants. Damn. Say it with your chest, Umberto.

Angie, now do you think that's a little talking about? No. How does she know where his dad lives? I didn't even know Wumberto had a dad. Well, this is the thing. Maybe Humbert. I assumed he didn't.

No, maybe Humbert has been talking to her, and then he got nervous and denied it. He ghosted her? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I don't think of home. Well, let's go to take some calls. Yeah, well, yeah, we had some people call in. We'll go to Justin in Riverside online to see what he has to say.

See if he has any game for Maria or advice for, Umberto Justin Justin You know I'm here I was gonna say I ain't really got any advice

But if Umberto don't want her I'll take her What? What? Damn You don't even know how she looks like Where she's sad How she is

He says if you fumble that He's gonna take her Oh my god If he's a little fox You can call that But I like that That's cool Okay

Bro You're wild dude All right, Justin. Justin came in hot. It's Friday. He's trying to. Everyone was just shooting the shot. I guess Justin said, look, she shot her shot.

I'm going to shoot mine. Shoot your shot Friday, I guess. Yeah. Apparently. All right. Okay, let's go to Sonia in Long Beach on line three. Sonia. Sonia.

Come back, what's up? What's up? What are? What? Yeah. First of all. Why? I didn't know what that?

Because I'm like, man, does you know what she looks like? Like, because that's going to help the whole situation because I'm like, all right, well, she already shot her shot, right? By getting on the rainbow, like, low-key. She already shot her shot. Yeah, but I don't know if it went in because it was a little aggressive. Like, he didn't know what to say. The shot still spinning around the rim. Yeah.

I don't know if it went in all the way. Because she also just shot her shot. She didn't say anything in particular. Like, she didn't offer to like take them out to eat or to link up. She's just like, I like, I like him better. Why are you waiting? She didn't offer to take her out to eat. Wait, I'm sorry.

I must be, this is not my generation. No, you're right. In this scenario, when Bethel's the prize, he's not calling her. What are we talking about? Some man just asked for me to pay for his donut yesterday, too. What is wrong with you? And how much did you pay for that donut? Man, I paid not one dollar for a donut.

There's your problem. Who's getting a donut hole from me? No one's getting a donut from you? No, no problem. No, I don't know. you like that. I don't know you like that. Wow. And you expect him to give him to, you expect for him to give you his maple long john just like that. With the cream family.

He was asking for my printer. So. Yeah. Okay. But you want his Boston, Boston cream for free 99. All right. I don't know about that. You should have just paid for the donut. He has a true. Hey, this is not about. Sonia. But listen, but listen, on birth, he needs to see the flick. And she needs to get him spicy. Like, I don't know. At the end of the day, that's what it comes down to because she already shot her shot. And in Bertho, he's like, he's already, he's already wiping or he's already whatever or whatever energy right now because he's already sweating.

So the way that I see is that chicks, like, what's up for Berthos? Seriously. So she needs to send flicks in his DM. Sonia. Right. He said, I'm screwed up for me. Like, she needs to make sure that her homegirl set her up the best lighting, right? and she's got like the baddie photos

those are the ones that she's sending And then This is the thing though We saw how she looks like She's cute Yeah Come on man She's so baddie

Like I already saw her pictures I'm like Umberta Are you seriously browing her right now Yeah sonia question She's cute If Umberto was your homie right And then he's like Hey look this girl's trying to get at me

I don't know how to I don't know how to react What is your advice to umberto On like Accepting her flirting with him And how should he react Like, what would you give them? What advice would you give them?

All right. That's what they come down. He is. He's nodding. They cannot see you nodding on the radio. Say something. Say something. He's like, yeah, she's right.

I don't know. Oh, no. Yeah, go ahead, Tonya. You got to come out of your shell just a little bit because you're working at the radio station. And you're going to have a lot of girls throwing those at you. I got to see with my chest. You got to be open for. you know, for whatever comes your way

and your selection, the graph. So the way I say it is, is you need to be, you know, all the girls that know that he's shy, when you shoot your shy, don't make it aggressive, but make sure you put a date on it. Hey, if we're going to go out, let's go out on this date. So that way, Umberto can let you know, all right, you know what?

My schedule's open that date, so we're going. You go on the? Okay. And then my cheesecake factory, but I think that's cool on the first date. She shot her. She shot her shot. That's not okay. Are you flirting with Umberto right now?

We're kidding. She's a cheater. No, she's not. She should pay. She's the one that shot her shot. She should pay for the date. Stop on the concrete. He's the prize.

This is 2025, man. He's the prize. You guys are princesses. That's why. She should pay. She's the one that offers. She's the one trying to get at him. Yeah, where are you going to take me?

Where are you going to take me? What? No, you need to talk with your chest. I really don't know what we're going to do with Humbride. By the way, that's not a seven-year-old talking. That's Umberto's talking. So where are you going to take me? Does Umberto like, you know?

Can we put some bass on Umberto's voice right there? Is that a way that we could. Por favor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speak to me. Oh, okay. So you do like, you do like girls. Oh, yeah, I love girls.

Why not? Okay. All right. Yeah, you just come and I don't know. You're going to have to put a deep part. The big boy draws on. I don't know. Because if she's already asking you all,

she's already shooting her shot, she's already asking you make her out. She's already letting you know and you think that she's pretty. What is the problem? Yeah, exactly. She's so, she's so, she's crazy.

My old, umberto's like, my big boy draws? I'm about, but the timber is on. What? Are you talking? He said, he said he's,

he said he's afraid of commitment. Yeah, there you go. You don't have to commit to a date. Like, I mean, well, I know,

I know you guys are young. Like, go out. She probably wants to smash. Sonia, he's not that young. He's all. I love you, Sonia. She wants to smash, Umberto. Hey, man.

Say something. Um, yeah. She's now. Um, yeah. Um, yeah. Let's, okay. Where do we start?

Bro. You can be cursing. All right. Thank you so much, Sonia. I feel like you've been very helpful. We're going to move on to another car. I hope I have. I'm nervous.

Yeah, thank you so. You're also. Pay for some donuts today. No, she doesn't have to. Okay. So, um, buy her donuts. Okay. Let's go to, let's go to Crystal on line nine.

Crystal. Crystal. Hey, how you guys doing? Good morning. Good morning, Crystal. How are we going to help our guy, Umberto? So look, so look, I'm not even trying to be funny or nothing, but, you know, I kind of started listening to what you guys were saying a little late.

But what I caught was that she's kind of giving, like, stalker-ish vibe. Like I did do your research, but like, don't let the guy know, like, hey, I know where your dad lives. I know, like, it's like, it's a little scary. Okay, Humbert, did you tell her that? Did you tell Marie this? No. I've never seen, I mean, I never even seen a DM. That's what I was saying.

Because I thought you were right. Open the DM right now. Hey, he's not on my name on Brumb bag page. Oh. It's not through my page. It's brown bags. No, but she said she DMed you. I haven't gotten a DM.

I think it's through Brumbag. Let's show us. Because how does she know information about where your dad lives? Yeah. That we didn't even. No, it's scary. It is. Now, man, thank you, Crystal.

I would have never thought about that. So what should Um, so what should Um, I honestly feel like, you know, just maybe just save her for, I don't know. I think don't even do nothing. I apologize to Mary, you know, but next time just kind of keep your ducks hidden. Don't let everybody know like, hey, I know, I know, um, you got this DM from this girl, you know, kind of pretend you don't know too much. I don't know.

Yeah, like play it cool. Yeah. Like, play it cool. Like keep it in your back pocket. You never talk people about your girl. You have so many DMs. I do have a lot of DMs. Damn, Verto, damn.

I do have a lot of DMs. Hey, what to myself Instagram? I'm a DM of too. Oh, let's go! Wait, say one more time, with your chest on. Mello. CCL. Oh, what?

Mello da Cic L. Put the bass in your voice. your voice. Hey, follow me up. Mello. That's E. There it goes. Yeah, pretend you're DJ waving.

I thought, I'll DJ waiving. Shout out of my hoping DJ WAVey. Thank you, Crystal. Send him a DM. Appreciate you. Is there like a book camp for guys

to hit on girls that you guys can take Humber? Maybe. I would take it. I think Christina on line 6 that she's going to give Umberto some pointers. All right.

Let's go, Christina. Let's see what. Good morning. Good morning, Christina. What advice? We started trying to help Maria, but now we're helping Umberto. Yeah, because he needs the most help, I think.

He threw everybody off with the whole dad thing. That's a little interesting. Right. But Um, but Umberto, she's telling you, she doesn't like these skunkas. I mean, take her out of the day. I don't know. Um, she's telling you what she wants. She clearly wants you.

Um, the whole dad thing, yeah, that's a little weird. Um, that's a little stuff. But hey, she's shooting her shot and she's DMing you. I have yet to shoot my shot with Greg and B and him, but... Oh! Do it right now. Is this shoot your shot right? Shoot your shot Friday.

Concrete's like, what's going on over here? Hold on, right here. Concord, is this remind you of the party line? Yeah. Back in the day? This is it right here. I heard my name really quick. Hold on.

Yeah, oh my gosh. I was like, wait, I had to run in here. Okay, Crystal, go ahead. Christina, Christina. Christina. Christina. Christina. Yeah.

You wanted to shoot your shot at Greg? Greg is right here. He's listening now. The big dog has a right. Don't hold now. I just said, I have yet to shoot my shot with Greg. I can't, you know, he has the whole situation ship.

I listen to you guys every morning. No, he doesn't have that. That's gone. That's way single. That's a slice of cheese. He's single as a prequel now. What are you going to say? Should you shot.

I like being hit on. Don't fault now. See you why you fall? Shooting. Why are you moving? Where are you from? Shoot your shot. I'm from the valley.

From the valley. Okay. What part? Yeah. What part on the valley is that? Do you like puppies or do you like big dogs? Yeah. San Fernando.

That's right. That's right. Shoutouts to Hubbard Streets. Yeah. Do you have any kids? How many? Too many. Disqualified.

Disqualified. Take it too lot. I don't know. She is disposified. I heard her saying my name out there. She was like, I'm trying to shoot my shot at Greg. Be nice to Christina. And now Greg's here.

She has the Costco bag of fruit snacks. Wait, she goes to Costco? Yeah. Oh, sold. She has it by the bulk. Nope, sold. Fruit snacks? I mean.

Where do you want? Where would you want to go with Greg? Where would you want to take them? Oh, where do I want to take? Um, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. See, I heard concrete previously say like, oh, you should pay for that.

No, it's, then you're going to get more callers like last time that their wife or girlfriend didn't cook for them. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're not trying to get those. No. Yeah, no, you're going to get more calls like that. And no, like, the guy should be the one to, like, you know, start everything, plan a day. It's still nice for the guys to do that, you know. Yeah, you started this one.

Yeah, you started this one. I know. I know. I did start this one. But I don't know. Grab a drink sometime. I know he's out in about all night. I am out of the bout.

I am out of the mouth. Which is cool. That's great. That's great. You're young. You're single. You're not a dad. That's great.

You're not a parent. That's great. That's what you should be doing. So, I don't know. But being a parent is not cool, bro. If I mean, like, if I was to grab a drink, yeah. But, like, she obviously hasn't been out in a very long time. She wants to go out a drink, but teach me a lesson.

Check them out. I'm putting $100 to, okay, look, how about this? Whoever takes Greg or Mberto on a date, I'm putting up $150 a date. money date. Let's go. Oh, Tio Concrete. Let's go. All PM you, Greg. Hey!

Shoot your shot. It's incredible. This is wild. It turned into getting hit on to like Umberto getting hit on and now it's Gregie. This is a lot. Kim TIG.

Yeah. Who's going to hit on Maximo? No, no, I'm taking. I'm married. No, look, I'm going to get us back on track. All right. KVR, Los Angeles, Power 106. We're inside the homie.

help line. We originally were trying to help Maria shoot her shot at Umberto. She knows a lot about him. It's a little stage five clinger, stoch, but she does want him and she shot her shot. He got really shy. So now we need some pointers. We have the homie Callie on line one who said he's going to give Umberto some game. Oh, thank you. All right. I hope him better listening. Callie. What up? What up? What up? My God. I was hoping you would call. Out of everybody. Out of everybody, you were the one that we need. to call the most. I'm telling you, like, when I heard this one, I said, I can't believe it.

Did this just happen? Did this just happen? Am I about to call? I'm calling. And now you're here. So now I'm here. Now look, check this out. You're in a prime spot.

You're aware the women that want a man are coming after you, not the one that needs a man. So now you guys. to say what you want to get your attention. Like what side shoe are you? What's I shoe are you? Nine and a half. What did I say? Nine and a half. What side shirt? What side shirt are you? One X. What type of glasses do you like? Glasses? Product. Yeah. Hey, send the care package to Brown bag right now. If you want to shout with himberto right now, send the care patch. That's what I said. That's what I said. You guys can go ahead and get your day.

Shoot your shot the right way. Right? You don't want no scrubs that need a man. He's a king. He's a king. You got to bring gifts to the king. You got to bring the choosing feed to the P. You know what I'm saying?

I'm just saying, make it worth it. Like, look, you got a job. You have a job. You have a good job. You have a career going. He's a good. They sit there and holler up people just off of not even having us. and they're probably at their mama's house.

Hey, man, we're going to be very clear. He's an intern, bro. He's like, he can pay for this, bro. Me and him are both interns, bro. We don't even get paid to you. He got a good job. He's an intern. Hey, hey, you should have kept that right closed doors.

Okay, Callie, but we need some point. That's, you know, some great advice. But he needs some, like, real pointers on how to accept the compliments, accept being hit. John, I feel like when that happens, he gets nervous. He starts to, you know, get really shy and bold. Look, you can't get nervous with any of that just because of this. Look, this person, even if you say the wrong thing,

are you ever going to see them again when you walk away? No. So get out there and say as many wrong things as you can until you say the right thing. Because everybody, you're messed up and felled on. they're going to be behind you and you're never going to see them again. There's too many people. There's too many people.

Go ahead and just do your thing. Hey, you can be whoever you want. If you want to be confident, this person that's trying to talk to you doesn't know that you're insecure. Well, now she knows. I mean, that's just an assumption. He can just be shy.

He can just, you know, not tell you guys, but he can probably have a relief pop in the way he'd be talking to girls. We just don't know. He probably just, you know, and that's the type of, The type of person that a girl should really want to talk to is the one that doesn't talk. Hey, get with this dude.

Hey, send the care package. I'm just saying. Hey, you got to send him glasses. I like that. Chill. No, no, no, no. Because the girls are going to send him stuff. Like, let's say that happens, right?

And then what is Humberg going to do? Wear the glasses? Wear it on a date with the girl he really wants? We're going to go through this. We're going to go through this. And tell her, I don't see a future with me and you. You're going to be the flash intern in here. With my war.

Hey, look. I don't want to write. Oh, girl. off as a weirdo. What is she from his city? She is not a weirdo. Is she still on the line? I want to know how she found out that Humboldt's dad lives in Sacramento.

Like, they could be from the same city. She could probably actually know them or something like that, but she hasn't been able to shoot her shot, so she shot it this way, and he doesn't remember her, you know? That's her bad. But, you know, she still step out and doing it. That's right. Well, thank you, Kelly.

I think you helped out a lot. I appreciate it. I was right for you. Look, I was nice today. You were. I appreciate you, Kelly. Thank you, Callie. Thank you. Young Callie.

Angie, you got something about the care package? Yeah, I was saying, okay, she's going to send you something and what are you going to do? Wear it. Why you sound so jealous, Angie? I'm not. It's just that you guys are making it back. You're a hate her over here. No, no, no, no.

Because you guys are making seem like Maria's bad or something like that. She's not bad, but she wants to send him something. She's aggressive. Different. Isn't it the same? Like, what if I got buys you a drink and you accept it? Isn't it the same? It's like if you drink?

I'm getting a free product glasses, you know That's true That's a whole different Price tag Umberto's an expensive guy He's really bougie He can't even talk to her right now I am his defense attorney right now

I'm a nice guy in a world full of bad guys What does that mean? I wish you guys to see If you're live on Twitch Yeah we're live on Twitch I'm just a really nice guy In a world of bad guy In a room yeah

I just want to be loved. Humbley. I really need to be loved. Humble, when was the last time you went on a date? I don't know. The last time I went on a date, I was to say, like, a year and a half ago. Concrete's paying for your next day, he says $150. I said it.

I said it. If you, if you, if you, if you, for both the gentlemen, I will donate $150 a date. And that should definitely get you to what, uh, olive garden or something? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, come on. All you can eat breadsticks. The next day is at Concrete's Comedy Show.

I was going to say that. And then $150 at a dinner or something. That's perfect. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, you got to buy the tickets with that. That's different. We're trying to survive.

All right. We have another caller. We have Crystal from San An online three. Crystal. Crystal. Good morning, Brownbe. Good morning, Crystal. Hey, so real quick, to defend Maria,

umberto did. say one time a while back on like a segment about something that his dad did live in sacramental because i remember that i personally have never dams nobody but i do remember that it was on something but he did mention it thank you crystal all right let me let me back um real look because i don't want to sound a little too toxic so clarify that one for her but too late i told you guys she's not toxic. Go ahead, Crystal. No. She's a little aggressive. She's coming off a little too strong, sure.

But listen, umberto, him being a little shy, and it works to her favor, because she can get him like that mancito. She gets him, she gets to their way. Oh! She called you docile. I know exactly what you mean by, like,

yeah, mancito, does what he can, yeah. Yeah. She can get him to get, like, what she wants on him. like let me show you and tell you how to treat me or do this and not. That's called manipulation. That's called manipulation. This is not advice.

This is not advice. No, it's not. No woman wants a docile man. She's saying that he wants to keep man. No, she's not. She's guiding him in the right direction, you know? Guide him. Guide him.

Yeah. Put a leash on him. Yeah. Right direction. Yeah, no, you're right, Crystal. You're right, Crystal, because right now, Humboldering needs a lot of direction. He needs a lot of advice. Exactly.

And he needs a towel for the sweat. We're going to put him through players. Yeah, no. See, Umberto learns, you know, he gets that guidance. Maria will probably get what she wants if, you know, Umberto takes pointers from what Maria is telling him. And I do agree with concrete. She's shooting her, and she's trying to be pimped here to, you know, do that.

She should pay for the first date, you know? Oh, yeah. What do you think about that, Angie? What do you think about that? Your fellow Santaneda. No, because what's his face? Concrete already said he's going to pay, so. Well, that, okay, she should have on the low ski.

Still, then, like, I'll pay for it. But you're concrete, like, you know, like, you know, just a little bit. Yeah. But you do you see? See, how manipulative? She's talking. Ah, see, see. Nobody wants that.

Listen. Crystal, did you also go to, did you also go to Seegerstrom? Or what high school did you go to? No, I went to Sanana High School. Oh, see, she's a saint. What does that mean? She went to San Diego High School. She's a saint?

Yeah. Actual saint? Or like that's the mascot, saints. Oh. Yes, that too. What do they say about the girls from San Ana High? Yeah. Angie?

Nothing. Nothing. Ah, why are you smiling? Chill. All right. Well, thank you, Crystal. I appreciate it. Good advice.

Good advice. Good advice for the homie. All right. We have, we have Julian online. 7, Mr. Julian. Is 12? Hi, Julian.

Julian. Julian. What's good, Julian. Hello. What's up, Julian? Julian is our 12-year-old that calls in all the time. And he wants to give Umberto some games. No way.

Yes. Oh, my God, Julian. Julian, let the down. Julian is one of our wisest callers ever. What do you have to say to Wembecto? if a girl is like saying hey like I want to do this with you I want to do that like oh I think this will be fine come on like let's go do it and she's like kind of pushy with everything she won't like and she has like all of her friends to do it but she only chooses you then it means

something and if like if umberto says that he likes this girl and that and if she likes him too then why is he afraid to like get with it? I understand it's like the fear of rejection. Like you don't want to like get rejected. But it's fine because like a couple more years to live or, well. Yeah, little homie, Dr. Phil over here. He thinks he's only a couple more years. Go ahead.

Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. Like you still have the rest of your life to like find someone that you want to get with and someone that you love. True. You got more bass in his voice than Mbento. You're not lying either.

I like, thanks for the advice, though. I appreciate that for sure. Julian, are you in love right now with somebody at school or something? Yeah, but it's not going to happen. Yeah, but, eh. No, hold on. Let's talk about it. Yeah, let's talk about it.

It's not going to happen. He's like, oh, that's my business. Let's talk about Umberto. What's up, boy? Julie's like, I like to live a private life. Well, you just talk about him, not me. Oh, And Julian, have a good day at school, okay?

Thank you, Julian. Thank you, Julian. He's like, who sat up at school? I graduated. My ta-hale. I just got a forklet certified right now. Oh, my God. This is hilarious.

Okay, let's go to, I think the name says Aleli on line five. Hey guys, what's up? Good morning. Good night, Malali. Hey, So Humberto, I heard you haven't been on a date in over a year. Yeah, like a year and a half. Oh, man, from what I take, you're pretty self-heard. You kind of know what you want and you don't want.

Is that right? Yeah, I just spent a lot of time on my daughter. That's what it is. Oh, that's beautiful. That's important. Families first. But definitely, like, you're a man, and you deserve to be treated well, to be loved, to be cared for. And this girl is shooting her shot.

She did her research. Girls don't just look, don't look into men's background, their pictures, their story if they're not super interested. So, in my opinion, Maria's not tripping shooting her shot. And to defend Maria, being on the radio is a little nerve-wracking. Like, me while I was waiting to be called on, my heart was racing. I was a little bit like thousands of people in L.A. So don't take that at Facebook.

value. Like, I recommend my advice to you is definitely open yourself up to getting out there again and giving people shot. Because you deserve it, you know? And I agree with concrete to concrete. You're on point 2025. Girls that want to take guys out on date should pay, should offer to pay. I think that's so hot. That's so hot. When my girl pays for, like, when my girl orders Uber Eats for me, that's hot. That's hot, dude. I'm like, I get that. Yeah, but that's different. That's different because that's your girl already. Same same same, but different. No, it's not. No, no, no, no, no.

I think it's super hot when a girl's like, hey, I want to take you out on a date. Like, boss moves. Let's go. I want a boss. Umberto needs a boss. Umberto's docile. He needs someone, he needs, he needs a girl like Caesar Milan that's going to tell him, hey, sit down. Okay, sit down.

Do you guys hear yourself? This is what Maria was saying and then your side. Then you're saying that she's toxic. I have a feeling, and I could be wrong, but I have a feeling just by looking at Oberto and his mannerisms, that he likes dominant women. Lo-key?

Lo-key, yes. So they like for real relationship. Yeah, I like for re-raignet. That's all. There you go. Okay. Okay. That no move.

Yeah. Oh, and no te mollas. Wait, what did me again? What? Are you single? Do you like Umberto? No, I'm not single. I'm actually in a relationship.

And let me tell y'all, my man is like Umberto, like super reserved, like super sheltered. Um, lonely, I want to say. Oh, hold on. Hold on. He lives in a bunker. I'm pretty good at reading people. So, I mean, I may be wrong. Like me if I'm wrong, Converto.

I don't need to offend. But, um, I had to wear it. for my man like I knew I wanted him but he was so sheltered reserved he was used to being alone like rolling solodolo so I really like wanted him and I had to pursue him like I would invite him places he would pay but I would have to push him like hey come with me here come with me there like let's go out to eat I was out of his comfort zone but it was totally worth it you know because a lady's a real go girl you can tell yeah she's like sit oh it's dinner time okay me.

Open your eyes when you kiss me. Thank you, Alali. Y'all are funny. Thank you so much, Alali. Oh, my gosh. That is comedy.

All right, so Callie and Lakewood, he called back and he said he wants to sponsor another $150 towards Umberto's date to make it $300. Wow. Wait for you.

We got a no boo. Wait. No, Humberto then you really are going to take Maria? Yes. On a date? I'll take it on the date. Yeah. And we got to vlog it.

Hey! And we're all going to be talking to in your ear. You need an ear. Let's go. Homey, Helpline. We helped Umberto and Maria. We are here with a legend facts named Russell Peters. Yeah.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome. Yeah. I heard to say named. It's funny. It's called Brown Bag and I see why you think it is. But you and him are too white to be. You know, I've heard that before.

You actually fit right in. I'm the actual brown one. I think so. They told me that I need to start my own thing, beige bag, but I guess now I can... Pale bag. Pale bag. Pale bag. Yeah.

All right. Lunch pale. Brown bags and lunch pales. That's a good one. Watching here hot. Yeah. He said he feels like he's in La Puente right now. Yeah.

That is hilarious. And I like that you know where La Pente is. Of course. I've been here 20 years. You got to know where everybody. he is. Why La Puente specifically? Because it's a, this is a very Mexican feel in this room.

Even one of you might be a I don't know. I am half, okay? He is definitely something boring. I saw it right away. I smelled papusa when I walked in. I thought it was you. No, that was my papi.

Oh my God. No, this is, this is like hanging out in artisia. Yeah. I'll give you a deal. You want new laptop. Take it now, take it now. Oh, man, Russell Peters. So you've been here for 20 years?

Yeah. Wow, originally from Toronto, though. Correct. Okay, what was it like Toronto? Out there growing up in Toronto? Well, I think I'm much older than you guys. Yeah. It was different in the 70s and 80s.

Oh, it wasn't born. No, no, I know. No, I know. I already got two half-Hispanic kids, but to make a third. Come on. He came in and he called me a tortas. That's what you called me, right? I said someone's torta.

Did you meet your ex-wife here in L.A.? Yeah. Oh, she's a L.A. Latina. Both of my son's mother is, too. Oh, hey. My daughter's mother's from Upland and my son's mother's from Downey. Downey, okay. Downey, okay.

The higher the socks, the Downey or the fool. When did you know that you were funny? Like, what led to that? I knew because I knew how to make people laugh. I knew I would make you laugh. It didn't make you want to like me, but it made you laugh. I'm going to punch you in the face, but I'm laughing. Did that lead to you getting jumped less for a period of time?

Sometimes. It wasn't when I led to me getting jumped less when I started boxing when I was 15 and never got, never got beat up again. I was like, yeah. Wait, you boxed you? I boxed for nine years. What the heck? And I've been doing jujitsu for nine years. At least I can protect you.

He's going to keep trying. You're sitting down. You might get up and look like that guy. I don't know. He's like he's trying. He's like he's trying. What's that wonderful? They catch a scared.

I don't know. What's Jose going to do? Chase me? Sorry, Jose. I say that with love. You're getting him nervous. Oh, hey, come on, man. I'll take it to eat.

You could stuff curry. stuff We usually do this thing where we give the guests a gift and it's stuff from their culture but we didn't want it's thinking up the room We already got you doing it, bro I want you to try that again

I want you to do it more confident with that He was shaky I know Why are you nervous, dude? How did that flip Jose, I'm Indian. I could dead all these computers if I'm not.

No, please don't do that. Do it now. Oh, man. Talk about your show coming up in L.A. It's amazing at the Peacock Theater. Yeah, I think it's one of my eighth, their ninth time plane there. When you come to L.A., is there a lot of Mexican jokes, like, mixed in? If you're in the audience, there are.

But otherwise, I kind of work. with who's in front of me. Because if the Mexicans aren't there, and I'm... Well, we're there, but we're in the back. We don't have the front row. No, no, you're working, but I mean... You're working.

I mean, you're there, but you're in the kitchen. How are you to hear the show? We'll be laughing for the kitchen. Making some chicken curry. We got a request. The green room... The Greek root request. I bet you the Mexicans will make the chicken curry

better than the Bangladesh people are making it in Woodland Hills. It's almost all like Asian restaurants in L.A. It's like Mexican or Latinos in the back. Yeah. Well, you know, that's why I feel connected to the community because in Canada, the Indians do that. So every, that's why when I came here, I go, wait, everyone looking at the kitchen is all Mexicans. They go, so we're the same people.

Yeah. Like, we do the jobs that these Pichiroos won't want to do. Yes. When I went to London, I noticed that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that literally the Indians are like the Mexicans of London in L.A. And I was in home. Same.

Yeah, I was tripping out. I was like, oh, damn, like, you know, I don't know if they knew I was Mexican. They probably thought I was Spaniard. Probably. No, no, they felt a connection. They thought you were Armenian, dude. You're like sweaty white, too. Sweety white?

I'm sweaty white. I see it. Hey, look like we were bobbing for French fries before you got here. Big batches in front of his room. Sweaty white. I'm cooked. Literally. You are.

You are. You're like raw dog. Yeah, probably, real. Not raw dog, but or raw dog. No, sorry. Russell Peters. February 22nd. It's not that serious world tour.

Saturday, February 22 going down at the Peacock Theater. Thank you so much, bro. It was an honor to be roasted by you. Jose, I want to go hang out after? He has honey packs in his bag right now. This side of the room? Wait, these honey packs? Yeah.

Just in case? You never know. I don't want to hang out like that, bro. My s'bri. Yeah, Russell Peters. Brownback, Montgomery, Power, 106. Thank you so much. What's up?

This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? This is Maxwell covering for Letty, and I'm here to tell you about a story that that L.A. Times broke. So the L.A. Times recently broke the news that supposedly, reportedly alleged, allegedly. Ice will be planning a large-scale crackdown in Los Angeles.

In the leak document, it said that it would be towards the end of February. There wasn't like a very specific information, but it did say that, like, the FBI, the DEA, DEA were all going to be involved in helping these raids. Previous to this, it was more cracking down on people that had criminal records, but they're saying that this large-scale raid is going to be targeting. all immigrants. That's scary. It is scary.

And I know like I know what documents we're talking about. Like you said, it's LA Times that leaked these documents and it's saying it's going to be immigration rates that supposedly it's set to happen this Sunday February 23rd. And like you said, Maximo, like the FBI, DEA, they're supposed to be out there to helping immigration. Yes. Yeah, that's unfortunate, especially like on a Sunday. It's like no day is good for any of this, but it's like imagine that's a family day. Yeah. The Lord's Day.

Potentially a day that family. can be ripped apart from each other forever. That's so tragic to think and it's like, yeah, these like government organizations are like, yeah, let's pick that day. Right. On a Sunday. You know what I'm saying? And I know they haven't like stated like a specific location.

They just said somewhere in L.A. broadly. So we actually have Caesar Montoya on the line. Yes. Caesar. He's been here before. I got immigration attorney. Yes. Extraordinary.

Has a lot of great information that he's come in and shared with us. Caesar, I was curious to know what have you heard, perhaps, if this was true or also just any tips that you would have for, you know, people that are susceptible to, you know, these raids. Well, number one, thanks for having me on again. And, yeah, I mean, truly, it's messed up. So, yeah, they're supposedly leaked by the FBI, which I do believe. You know, the FBI is always more so on the side of anti-Trump stuff. So I think that is who leaked it. but the only advice I could say is always just know you're right,

know that they can't push you around. My dad the other day, I mean, my dad's been a citizen for 30 plus years, and he asked me, like, what do I do? I mean, I think he's joking, but I mean, the fact that he can ask me that, like, what do I do? And you tell them, you tell them F off. In most cases, you can. If they don't have, like, a reason to be looking for you,

they can't just stop you. It's not, you know, I mean, like, people compare it to, you know, Nazi Germany and stuff of that nature sometimes because of the fact they're asking for your papers. They're asking for your lack of a gold star or things of that nature. And so, I mean, that is exactly the truth that they don't have any rights.

They don't have any right to look for you. They don't have a warrant. If they don't have your name on that warrant, if they don't have a right to come into your home, you tell them to get lost, kick rocks, you know? So that's what you should do. And it's all about knowing what you can and can't say. And I mean, sometimes it's power of people.

So if you're around more people or if you're scared, call people, record it. Make sure it's being televised. Like Kendrick says, the revolution should be televised. It will be televised. And in this case, you have a right to record everything. Nice. Got it.

Caesar, did you also see that there was a notion by the courts to stop the birthright ending of, like, whatever Trump threatened, I guess, when he first got in office? Birthright citizenship? So, yeah, there was an injunction put in place, so it stopped it. I mean, basically, the law is still there. The courts are still there. And I mean, even if he did put in a bunch of the judges during his last term, it is birthright. There is a 14th Amendment. There are, the Constitution is still stronger than King Trump, as he wants to call himself.

But, yeah, this is right now it's stopped. And I don't think it's going to come to a quick ending. It'll probably have to either go to the Supreme Court or have to be ratified by the states or by Congress for it to actually pass. And that's a really difficult task. So, again, he's doing all this stuff, I think more so prove a point. They're taking action. But some of it's just more ceremonial.

Yeah, no, completely. Do you also just see, like, like you said, like your dad kind of jokingly asked you, like, what do I do? Are people coming into your office, you know, like very, I guess, disheveled and, like, freaked out by all the news going on and asking you to debunk a, like, a lot of things? Absolutely. I mean, people come in every day and, like, what do I do?

What can I do? I mean, in some cases, like, tell them the exact same time it's to know you're right. So you can't have and basically love to know, hey, this is what you can and can't say or just shut up in some cases. Don't talk. I mean, more info you're giving them or if you sign any document, then you're putting yourself in a position of, you're putting yourself a disadvantage.

And so it's just better to always know you're right. And I think that's the biggest thing that I always recommend of people is know what you can and can't do and know what you shouldn't and shouldn't say. And the reality is just right now having that knowledge can be. be the difference between you stay and gone. Got it. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. We appreciate you, Caesar. For always calling in and, you know, giving advice on what to do. I do want to help. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Yeah. Oh, um. Yeah, man, I do, you know,

hey, hey, what's up, Cesar? This is concrete, man. And I do want to help, man. A lot of people say, what can we do to help? And I wanted to pledge $3,000 to anybody that wants to get their paperwork done and start, you know, like working on their citizenship. I want to donate some money to help with legal fees. So, Cesar, If you guys know anybody after that needs to help, I'm willing to pledge $3,000 right now for legal fees and help somebody work on the way to citizenship. You know, my parents have, you know, have done it. And, you know, they were helped. And, you know, me, I think it's, you know, that's, you know, people say, do help, do something, right?

And I rather, I rather give somebody, you know, $100 and give 100 people one penny and not help a lot at all. Right, no, 100%. So if I can help at least one parent out there, I would love to do so. So Caesar, if you can hook it up with somebody or if you guys want to do something here, it'd be amazing to help somebody out. And, you know, I want to donate some money, man. Let's do this. That's really special.

Hey, you've been really giving today this morning. God has given me a lot. God has given me a new family here. And I just, it's been amazing. And I think, you know, when, you know, when, you know, you're blessed with so much, you know, not just financially, but with friends and relationships. And, you know, just a good vibe, man. It's always good to just put it back out there.

And, you know, being first generation. Mexican-American, my parents, you know, coming to this country to give me a better life, I want to be able to help somebody so that, you know, if they have kids, that they don't feel scared and that they're on the right path to citizenship and, you know, get them some help, man, with some legal fees or some legal counsel from you, and hopefully we can help somebody out. So that'd be dope. Absolutely. And whatever you guys need, I'm here.

I mean, I'm always here to help out people and help out my community. Again, we're raising L.A. And right now to see people scared, it's the worst thing. Yeah. you. Awesome. Thank you so much, Caesar.

And I want to just clap it up for concrete, man. That's incredible concrete to use, you know, your platform and your money for that, like making a real difference. That's like, as my friend,

like, wow. Incredible. It's all good, man. It's all good. And they started going from me, yeah, for me. No, but I'll jokes aside,

Caesar. I'll joke to aside, man. We'll definitely get in contact. My manager's here, man. So we'll definitely get on the horn and see who we can help, man, see who we can help. All right.

Awesome. Thank you guys. Connected like I'm rose friends. Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. The word is Jay Cole has dropped a new song and he kind of takes a shot

at President Donald Trump. What? No way. Yes, a little bit. He referenced. So the Cole dropped a new song. Yeah. Really, really good rapping.

Like, this is like the song that makes Maximo love Jay Cole again. That's cool. It's 2025. Because, yeah, it is 2025. It's safe to love him again. But he does an incredible job rapping. I need to play this audio for you guys so you guys can understand.

It's the name of the song. Let me just play this song, right? I'm that bass in your trunk, the bullet, the miss trump, the gun of jam, because it's in God had other plans. The son of man extending his hand, the son of Sam and forgiveness for all of the homicides we witnessed. The over traumatized. The traumatic with sickness. Thorn in a pan and caramelized for richness and served on a plate with sirloin steak to billionaires who don't care the world's going to. You hear that? Wow. So the song's name is clouds. Yes. It's been clouds like I said before I played it.

And then, um, so he looked, he's not done, though. This is where he references Donald Trump. Oh, okay. Break long as they make money off it, pain brings profit. One man gains. As soon as the next man lost it, there's a bridge. You can walk to hear God talk, but there are real slim eyes. A rich man crosses because greed is a poison the seed.

Indeed. Is it spreads like weeds through the minds, apple trees. I proceed with cars. Yeah. Bored. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. But you guys are the beginning. Pord. Oh, they said bored. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on, guys.

Come on, guys. Or. I wrote that, by the way. This is the part of the reference to Trump, but it plays at the beginning, so it's, like, kind of hard to hear. Okay. I'm that bass in your trunk,

the bullet that missed Trump. Oh. I'm that bass in your trunk, that bullet that missed Trump. Okay. So he missed? Yes. Well, I mean, you know he doesn't like war, so.

Got it. You think he was sitting there like, I can't beef with you or you or you? Trump! Perfect person to make him. Him. Him. Yeah.

Got him all day. Nah, I'm really happy he's in this bag. Yeah. It sounds great. Yeah. You know, it sounds like vintage coal. It does. I just need him to stay out of beefs, make great music.

Yeah. People are wondering. He stood out of the beef for sure. People are wondering if this is on the fall off. There's no like confirmation or anything. Yeah, because he dropped it like on his blog, right? Yeah. It was like a, you know, not a DSP release.

So it's not on all platforms. But people are reacting. to it online and, you know, saying a lot of positive things. It's like, oh, Cole is back. Here we go. Let's go. And it's like, when it comes to rapping ability, hardly anybody can, you know, see him at all.

Yeah, Maximil loves him now. Yeah, top five. Right? Top five. Top five. Wow. Okay. Name your top five then.

I don't have a list. Dylon, dylan, dylan, dylan. Love that. Okay, look, you guys, Aze Chike. You guys remember Azi Chike, right? Yeah, of course. So we had him in here. He freestyled over.

now. He's on Kendrick's Picaboo. Well, he's also like, uh, striked up a friendship with Tyler the creator recently, right? Oh. So Tyler, shout out to Tyler because he's had six sold out shows here at the Crypto Arena in L.A. for his Kromocopia

tour. Phenomenal shows. Incredible. Yeah, I did go. I love the way he's like, uh, the show is presented. Starts with a chromocopia. And in that like character, then he crosses the bridge. over the crowd and then he goes into

vintage Tyler where he goes to records and each record he plays the hits. That's fine. From all his albums. Yonkers. Yep. And like a made-up living room. That's cool. That's cool. That's super dope. So backstage at one of these shows, A. Z. Chike was invited and while they were posing for a photo

Azi Chike had this to say to Tyler. Listen to this. All right, so look, now only are you going to give me a picture on the record on an album? You're going to give me a head. direction arm beat your ass

nice and subtle nice and subtle nice and subtle better or else and they're posing for a picture is what Tyler thought and then he's just

can't stop smiling and laughing Tyler at what just happened to him and he's like oh and he got it on record too like now he has to do it that's Tyler humor

and then he goes and then Chike is like say cheese say cheese Chuck is like bullying him He's pretty much bullying him Tyler's like getting a little taste of his own medicine though Yes because he's always trolling

Yeah usually it's Tyler doing that He's speaking Tyler's language And I think it might work I think so too Tyler seems to be a pretty big fan of Chikes And you know they've been FaceTiming recently And that you know now they linked up in person So I'm really looking forward to what that could sound like

Yeah You start doing that everywhere you go now Hey you're gonna give me this Or else I'm gonna beat you up That's it It might work I'm gonna try that You could threat

Can you just take a picture later Yeah Or else Or else I'm the headlight I'm the headlight I'm the headlight I'm the headlight

Umberto sit down No serious guys Umberto needs a desk If anybody wants to donate His desk is tiny He literally has a corner office Yeah but speaking of chikes He's been foot on the gas all year

You know ever since he was on Kendrick's Hay Now Yep Sorry peekaboo Ever since he was on peekaboo, he actually also dropped another verse yesterday. Oh, he did? He's kind of calling out Joey Badass. Oh.

Because as you guys know, Joey Badass had some stuff to say about the West Coast. You're right. I forgot about that. It didn't go too far. No, it didn't. So, yeah, Aizzi Chike had some bars for Joey Badass. Listen to this. God damn it, the breeze.

Hey, keep the coast off your mouth. He is unique as you think in this house. If it's six, six or triple six going south. I don't care. You don't want to take this route. I admit it. It's I'm fresh up on the scene. But I'm the best up on the scene.

It's only been seven months. It's pennies in a bunch. You can respect the duck worth once I'm done with this home. He's right at that beat. Let's go. You heard that beat. He said, keep the coast out of your mouth. You ain't unique as you think.

Or you ain't as unique in this house. and I'm assuming unique was a character that Joey Badass played on the Raising Canaan show Yeah Yeah All right Then at the end of it he said you gonna respect the Duckworth Once I'm done with this

Oh, Kendrix last name So he's sticking up for the coach I love that And he came with the bars Shut up man Can you play one more time I'm gonna play one more time Because he went crazy

Shout out easy check Toes off your mouth He is unique as you think in this house If it's 6-6 or triple-six Going south I don't care You don't want to take this route Why I admit it

It's I'm fresh up on the scene But I'm the best up on the scene It's only been seven months It's pennies in a bunch You can respect the duck worth Once I'm done with this home Shout out, Chite Shout out goddamnit de Pree

Yes They both gas to me Yeah That made me height Right I need the full record Yeah we do We do

Yeah All right well that was your word On Rose Cranz Brought to you by a local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Cranes for Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 10th. It's Sambra Sala with Angie.

Okay, listen up, ladies. If you guys are thinking of getting pregnant, this is your time. This is the perfect time, okay? Um, Becta's ready. No, because, listen, Bad Bunny is actually dropping a lullaby album. And it's out right now.

Rockabai Baby and Bad Bunny linked up to create a whole album of like singles of Bad Bunny. all for babies. This is only for babies? Yeah, it's time to go Mimi. I have a lot of trouble sleeping. Fool, you're going to love it, okay?

I'm going to play a couple of songs and tell me if you guys can guess it, okay? All right. Takiti. You're going to sleep listening to this lullaby album. My baby's going to be turned up, though. It's for babies. If it's anything like me, it's going to want to dance with, you know, bunny hop over some tequila bottles.

Well, that's the thing. Milk. Milk. Yeah. Well, yeah. That's what I meant. Dude, and they have, like, one of my favorite bad bunny J. Balvin album on song. Quile.

Quile. Quil, quill. Guess it. La can't be crying. Oh my God. Imagine the baby's crying. The baby won't be crying. I will.

That's. Yeah. We can't do barracho. Yeah. No. Bezamo. Borechio. Lo dos.

I'm telling you. I'm going to need this for my flight. I'm telling you guys. This is the perfect time to have your baby. Okay. There's a song for you too. There's a song for me? Yeah.

With Drake. Fire Yeah Oh, that's fire Yeah They're Yeah They're telling you

Hey Greg, you should add this to your I'm gonna do my Man yeah And Banger Let's not act Like Drake didn't have no bangers Okay

Pass that They also have Titi, me preuntto For the baby What That one sounds like A old like Bad Ringer

That one they missed it a little bit Like a pager Like a ringback tone Remember those? Remember the ringback tones Did I just date my son? Yeah I didn't have it

What's a ringback tone? We just lost Gen Z We just lost Gen Z They should bring those back What is it? You would call somebody And then you would hear a song Like you know

You know like when you call Like a message Like with like Like when they put you on hold Or something Yeah But you'd hear like a good song Yeah

So instead of you hearing the, like, oh, it was a song. You did it. You'd be listening. You'd be listening. You'd be listening. Boats with a bird. Yeah, you hear that.

Okay, but I'm saying, bad bunny. It's new lollabies out already. Yeah, it's out already. It's rockabai baby with bad bunny, and it's just lullabies for your baby. That's why I'm saying right now. I'm just bump it for me. It's the perfect time to have your baby.

Bad money, baby. That's going to be my baby's first words. Bad bunny, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. I just wanted to share that because I'm telling you, I was like really happy when I saw that. I'm like, what the heck?

My baby's going to have. She's ready, Marcus. Wait. My baby's going to have a bad bunny. I don't. Hit, hint. Mark is a sign? Andrew wants a baby.

That bad bunnies is. Is this a sign that bad bunnies is going to have a baby? I don't know. Oh. Now you're trying to get messy because we don't even know who he's dating for. It doesn't matter. He don't have to date anybody to get him pregnant? You know to date him?

Yeah. It's 2025. I don't know. And you got money? Yeah. Pops. Damn. But imagine your baby going to sleep to this.

Can you just hear the baby? Two babies crying. Yeah. There's a lot of mice crying. You're Umbardo. Umberto's like, I'm so tired, guys. Poor Humber. You're getting that.

Can you guys play that bad bunny? All right. That's it for Somas. Salafracting by local Southern California and Sierra Dealers. I'm Mandy from Brownback Morning's.