Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 406 Every Car Has Mileage... | Brown Bag Mornings (02/25/25)

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

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Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop. Buenos dea. Good morning. She's back. Yes. They can stop harassing us. Wednesday. Where is she?

Where is she? Where is she? Get her out of the basement. I'm like, no, for real. I escaped. I escaped the shackles that Vic tried to put me in because he was trying to take over the show. It was, uh, now would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you, meddling kids. Yeah, Jorge and Mucito came and saved me.

It's crazy. No way. On track, we still got to work together. It's just so weird. You know, I asked him about you. I was like, hey, have you talked to Letti? He's like, nah, who's Letty? He's like, Lettie, you've never seen a letty.

What are you talking about? And Angie, what happened? What happened to you? You really want to know? Wait, what? What? What? Aren't you guys tied to?

aren't you guys a package deal? Yeah, if the package deal. Let these days off always line up with Angie. If he starts reading, Angie stops reading. Y'all clearly don't know best friends. We're like a shampoo and conditioner combo. Yeah.

That's what I'm like. It's a dual contract. Greg, you look very bright today. How are you doing? They turned on my microphone. Wow. Victor let them talk. No, I'm not running the boards today.

I didn't make mistakes. Oh, you guys are so cute. It's February 25th. I have escaped Vick's evil plan to get me off the face of the earth. Wow. This whole time I was like, she loved this. We did the Brown Bag podcast live show, and then I'm, like, walking to my car, and then it's another car takes me to a discreet location, and I'm just glad.

But I'm here, you guys. Wow, Victor. What have you been telling people why I was gone? I don't know I'm just like No no no no no I don't put any business Out there but I was just like Yeah like she'll be back

She'll be back I'm getting harassed to my DMs letty I'm like please where is she Where is she? Yeah All I can say is like she'll be back and look I didn't lie I didn't lie I'm here I'm here Yeah exactly The guys were playing footsie yesterday

And that was the last straw The bosses were like leti get over here I don't know according to them we're uneducated What else did they say? Oh yeah yeah yeah What else who said that? Oh, Vic is a machista. Oh, yeah.

Good times. Good times. All of a sudden, nobody likes sucking toes. Oh, yeah. That was crazy. Greg revealed more secrets about himself for some reason. And we didn't want to know. I appreciate you guys holding me down.

And what I don't want is for people to go at you. When either any of us are out. Except Angie. Go ahead. No. What? We're all having each other's back. Oh, yeah.

No, every single time. Yeah, okay. That's really sad that they said that we sound uneducated. It is. It's like, okay, who said that? I'm very educated. You guys sounded uneducated without me because you've probably done more school than me. Wait.

So then I started, so then I started thinking like who, like how far did you get in school, you guys? Because I did like probably one, two years community college. Same. Then that's as far as it goes for me. Same, but I only went to hollum. Some community college. And then I did a trade school. school to learn like radio stuff too.

Hey, same here. I did two years in radio. I did five years of community college. Couldn't break out. Five years is crazy, bro. You're super senior to community college? For sure. Yeah, for sure. A lot of a degree. Maybe they're right then. I actually went to almost three years community college and then I did two years on the streets. Ah, graduated for the streets. Yeah, real education. Angelica, you probably have the most education. No, I only got my AA.

That's more than any of them. Yeah, I didn't, I never graduated. I just went. I was just like, killing time. Honestly, I pretended I was a tutor, so I could get on my girl. So stupid. And it worked. That's pretty smart.

That is pretty smart. So Angie's the only one that has a degree. I did. I did. Let's go. Hey, yeah, over here. A. I used to lie and say that I went to, like, a private community.

I don't know. Greg's in the A. Yeah, I would, like, kind of lie. And when people asked me what school, I went to all. say Long Beach, but I was, I was hoping they would assume Cal State Long Beach, but it wasn't. It was just Long Beach City. It's okay. And there's nothing wrong with that, bro.

No, man. Shout to all our community colleges. Shout to Long Beach City. Yeah. The five-year A.A. years? Yes. The five-year plan, you know, I don't have a certificate to show for it, but I'm here. But look at you.

With these technical skills. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. I can push the buttons on the board now. You do? You know how to play bojangles? Mm-hmm.

You know a lot of trivia stuff? Yes, that's right. Yeah. Stop. Stop. What did I think? Yeah, she has an A, I don't want one. No, stop.

That's why you don't have one at the ball. Exactly. Scrolling, scrolling. Scrolling with the homies. The homie Gregorio. Wait, who would do this when I was not here? Vic would do it. Stop telling her what I was doing.

Yeah, he'd be like, the homie. The homie Gregorio. It didn't sound that good, to be honest with you. I just didn't tell him. I was just trying to play. They want her. Homage to you. Yeah.

Wow. Is this like when Jayze was biting Biggie's lines? Yes. Yes. Better than Big. Yeah. Yeah. Some caller said how many letty lyrics are going to come out your fat lip?

I was like, damn. Damn. It was me. I was the colleague. It was so great. Well, you guys. Finally found a new viral hip-hop song I can relate to. And it's honestly my new anthem.

I'm going to be playing it all the time. There's a rapper on TikTok. His name is Bad. Back gunna, yeah. And he has a song called 2K, and it's going viral because, you know, when rappers rap about money, they're rapping about like 20,000, 30,000, 40,000. So much money, he raps about 2,000. Listen to this. On a Monday, Tuesday, hey, hey, trying to taste a little 2K, trying to taste a little two bands.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, try and chase a little two bands. And that's going viral right now. Okay, hold on. Technically, he said from Monday to Tuesday. So he wants to make two bands in today. In the day. Forty-eight hours. So he wants 10 bands, oh, wait, 14 bands a week.

See, look at us showing us. All of a sudden, we go to school. 14 bands a week. 28 bands in two weeks. Carry the one. It's a lot of money, bro. He's trying to taste a little two bands. In a day.

Monday to Tuesday. Two bands. Do you remember your first two bands? That was red. Oh, yeah. Yesterday. Yeah. That was yesterday.

I did the Batman with it. I bought my car with my first little two bands. See? Yeah, that's how old I am. I guess that's even motivational in itself. Because, you know, people are now using it, like, jokingly, like, as a meme online. Like, just a little two bands, right? But that was a lot of money.

The first time you got 2000? When you didn't have it, yeah. You were filthy rich. Yeah, I'm super sized meat. I'm trying to remember my first two bands. It was from DJing, too, and I felt cool. I felt like a celebrity. Two bands off DJing?

Yeah. I was like, yeah, this is awesome. How many parties did you have to do? It was one. It was a, yeah. Two bands is beautiful. One party? It was like,

and you set up the lights and the smoke machine and everything, huh? It was at a fancy place. Oh. Yeah, and I was like, wow, I could make this much money. All right, mom, I'm never moving out because I'm saving it all.

What? And my mom's not getting any of it. You're still there. Don't ask where that two bands is at now. Greg is trying to save a little two bands a month. I got my first. two bands as financial aid because that was a teen mothership. Yep, yep, yeah.

And I just had it cash and, like, my while I was just looking at it, like, this is so much money. I'm never going to run out. I rather. No, that is definitely a great feeling. You just feel like you can conquer the entire world. See? And that's motivational. Play that song again and think about that first two bands you've ever made.

On a modernated two things. Hey, hey, hey, I'm trying. Chase a little two-k. Trying to taste a little two bands. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey. Same, bro.

It's so relatable. It's so, so relatable. Is he good or are they making fun of him? They're making fun of him. It's like, it's kind of Mimi, but he actually is performing at the observatory with Big Sad. Nice. This week. And the Novo, I think.

Oh, no, that's what it is. Not the observatory. Yeah. So, I mean, at least he's getting booked. He's probably getting two bands. I hope he's getting a little. Two bands? At the least.

Yeah. Man, two bands a day. Miss those days. Miss those days. Miss those days. I like you now, too, that now these rap songs are like going by, like the IEIE song. Yeah. And this song and it's putting us up on game.

So I'm going to make a song that says, I still live with my mother. Yeah. That's relatable. That's very relatable to a lot of people in California. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. My brother bought me a car. No.

No. That's really nice of your brother. Wow. You have a good brother. Yeah, you have a nice brother. Yeah. Angie, what about the first two grand you made? That's what I was trying to.

think right now but I'm like dang like in a day I don't think you haven't made 2000 not in a day not in a Angie you have brinkie right now okay I have but I can't I paid out on the invoice for like $7,000 to you before hilarious what are you talking about I don't remember I think for Angie she means like

that's not enough like what that's it like that's cheap no I have changed to start at right I have made it a little 10k it was actually it was 8000 it was 8000 Angie now you're making me mad I don't even remember. I remember.

Angie's version is like, I'm trying to make a little 10 man. I know. That is my version. Angie has the OC version of two banks. Wow. Inflation, guys. Dang, Angie never started at 2K.

That's crazy. She went straight to 8. Yeah. How much for this graphic? $8,000. With interest, please. See? Shipping.

Round bag mornings. L.A.'s number one for here. Ball. Good morning. Lettie, guess what we're drinking in the. studio. What? Zesty orange.

I'm also in the studio, fool. I know, but I'm just saying, guess what we're drinking? I'm here, so I would know what we're drinking, right? No, because we're keeping it a secret from you. I gave everybody zesty orange. Why is it green if it's orange? Okay, I had that question, too, because it's like bright lime green. No, it's orange.

Like, highlighter yellow. No, this is highlighter yellow. Oh, and now it's, now it is. Whoa, maybe it's expired. I don't know. Careful guys. I'm building our immune systems. You should.

You should, especially since you try to kill me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hey, you got me sick. Yeah. Oh, how'd you get her sick? Yeah. He's a body.

How'd you get her sick? They did not. It's crazy. He got the NG. Big loves Eminem so much. He's trying to live out. Like, you know how Eminem had Dr. Dre in the closet? Oh, yeah.

He had him in the basement. Yeah. And Dr. Dre said, everybody. And Letty said, nothing, you idiots. Let these see there I forgot how dark M&M lyrics were I was like wait I'm not going to say that on radio There you go

Alright you guys are drinking Zesty Orange That's cute All of us Thank you for telling everyone I'm not there Victor Who did that It would be big of all of us

Yeah you're a snitch You know what When did I say that When did I say that You know what I always remember And I'm going to bring it up right now Oh go ahead

The pod? What? The brown walls. Oh, yeah. When it was going to be a whole. On the couch. Wait, what happened? On the couch.

What happened? I would like to share. I would like to share it. Yeah, I want to hear the story. So we had a podcast once. We started off the little podcast and we had blue walls. Like the blue painted walls, right? Yeah.

And then we're like, let's do like a total reset and restudio. And then we're going to paint the walls and all of that. So then we do that behind the scenes because a lot of stuff is behind the scenes. Yep. And so we painted the walls like all brown. And then Vic post a photo of himself. Like before we were even supposed to reveal it. And we're like, bro, they know this is the studio, bro.

Like, can anything have a rollout? Yeah, exactly. Come to think of it. I don't even know how I took that photo because I was by myself. So I must have done a lot of work just to take that photo. Just to reveal it. We get to trouble all the time for the stuff he posts. And he just like shrugs it off.

And then he laughs, like just like that. Can't win them all. No. The one that posted Lefty Gunplay is on Kendrick's album before everyone knew. No. Yeah, you did. Did not. Did not.

I kept that one in the tech. For that you get them in the tech. Good morning. We have shout-outs. Yes, we do. Elizabeth wants a shout-out. And she wanted to share that we have religiously become part of her morning routine. Yes.

That's the goal. Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. From the moment I wake up to the moment I get to work. That's true. She listens all the time. That is beautiful.

Yes. Poetic. Awesome. Liliana says, shout out to us, but Leti, we miss you. Oh, my daughter and I listen to you every morning on the way to school and work. Oh, I love it. Yeah, my DMs were really sweet. Were they?

The guys are, their guys are messing everything up. Hey, hey, hey. Who said that? We're holding it down. We're holding our best. Yeah. Okay. Squirrel.

You're doing your best. You were. I appreciate you guys. And then this girl who wants to stay anonymous says she wants a shout out and she's looking for someone to have drinks with from time to time and hang out. She doesn't want or really have kids so she wants to find somebody

that's like that. So she's hitting on Umberto. Does she pay? So she's here from her. Hitting on Greg or Umberto. No, she wants along with kids and that claims them. Oh.

Greg don't. Oh, Umberto claims them. So, but she wants to stay anonymous, so I don't know how we're to find her someone. Wait, but. Okay, well, Umberto has something to say, we can go out, yeah. Yeah, that's okay.

Yeah. Hey, can we shut up. She's, she said, my dear. Yeah. Yeah. Just get, that's, message. Church too nice.

Yeah. Anything you want because in a room full of bad guys, I'm a good guy. I'm the coolest. Hey, how are you doing? You can tell me what you do. And when I ask how you're doing, I mean just like how you're doing. I mean like inside. Yes.

Are you okay mentally? I swear to God he's told me that. I'm like, umberto. I am married. You are a listener, so you are my friend. Yeah. You can add me on my Instagram. He's a good guy.

He's probably the best of us. Oh my God. No. Thank you so much. Friday was so fun. I can help you with your fitness. journey. Okay,

enough, no, no. Do you guys? I'll help you call your macros. Yes. Do you guys need me to help you meal prep?

I'll do that for you. Oh, I'm very much. You need a Friday. Shout out concrete, man. Shout out concrete, man. Yes. Yes. Shout out.

It's concrete, my friends. Who let me do. It's convenient when Vick had me freaking locked up in a basement trying to get rid of me concrete would automatically

show up in the morning. Oh, I know. Every morning. Yeah. I heard it was. was the new morning show was going to be called Concrete and the Construction Workers

That's actually pretty funny Is that why he gave us orange vests? Here, we're this, Woo? Lettie, I really missed you, Lettie. Umberto did because I appreciate his, like, I guess his, uh, what is it called? Just when you're nice and good?

Sweetness? No, it's like thoughtfulness? His innocence. Oh, innocent. Oh, innocent. Paul, let the, I am a nice guy full of people. A nice guy out of what?

What do you say? A nice guy full of people. That's crazy. What are you? What are you? He's a nice guy. No, just don't want people. Yeah, it was a fool of a bad guy.

Stop. He's about to cry back there. You know I'm from Watts and he's hard. You know, I just want Paula's heart. All right. Shout out. I know Paula Dea. Keep going with a shout out.

Shout out to Paula Deanna. Hey, how's your picture going over there? He's going with his dad at school We got birthdays Queen Rocky wants to shout out her son Eddie for her 21st birthday Hey Hey Eddie

Hey Monique wants to shout out her daughter For her 14th birthday Hey Monique's daughter And that's it Really? Really?

Yes It's amazing February February birthdays Or what's the sign Pisces No No

Yeah My dad's My dad's birthday Aquarius, yeah. Yeah, Aquarius, yeah. My dad's birthday is on Friday. He's got all the Aquarii and the Paisai. Yes.

Happy birthday to you guys. Feliz Cumplaños. Ati. Simp. Or pimp. PIMP. Simps, Simps, Simps, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim. Wow, everybody's in here.

So yesterday, we talked about how Glorilla shot her shot at Duke Dennis, and I'm going to play the audio again. Listen. A little bit of ugly. Uh-huh. They say shoot, shoot.

Uh-huh. Duke Dennis, what's so? Shoot. So she shot her shot as streamer Duke Dennis. And she was saying she liked some tall and brown, little bit of ugly. And then she's like, Duke Dennis, what's up? And today I'm going to talk about how Duke Dennis replied and responded to how Glorill is shooting her shot. He was watching the audio, like the video and listening.

to the audio and this is what he said. You weren't saying, you weren't talking about me. It wasn't talking about me. I think it was like a hans in between. So like, it was just like, you know, two different balls and like two different, you know, two different people. Like I don't know who she was talking about. That was it.

That was the first verse. Yeah. I'm in the second verse. No, you're right there. Yeah. I don't know why he just doesn't accept. that letty we yesterday me and gregg kind of had like a debate and i was like dude i don't care if my girl says like i'm ugly if she says she loves me if she really likes me whatever you know

and then he's like no i don't want to be called ugly and i'm just like i don't think it matters if you're as long as your partner really likes you i would be right but if your partner really likes you they don't think you're ugly yeah that's not true no i would not be called ugly no i would not to me my girl not to me i'll be safe but i love her like that'd be that'd be that No, that's different. No, that's completely different with girls and guys. What about if she cooks? No, I just think it's different with guys and girls.

The tafeita, but the torta she makes? To die for. Don't you think, like, I don't know, I don't think it should matter as long as, like, your partner loves you. Yeah. I would be hurt. My man's fine. He looks like the lowrider logo. It's so hot.

He is so hot. If my girls says, I was ugly. I would be crying. I'd be throwing up. Yeah. But if you're ugly, Greg, you're ugly, bro. Yeah. And he also throw up all the time.

Yeah, that's true. Think about how much she likes you, even if she thinks you're ugly and she still likes you. That should mean a lot more. No. Yeah. I would not want my girl than, like, think I'm ugly. I mean, we always say, like, oh, okay. It's feyito, but guapo la misma.

Yeah. I'm never heard that. What? I've never heard that. What? Okay, okay, go. It's feito, but guapa la misma. Yeah.

Like ugly but cute in a way What is that mix A little bit of ugly Yeah That's exactly what she Did she take it a Spanish quote And turned it into a bar? Her name is Gloria

Yeah That's her real name It's just really funny That he's like in denial And he's like the Uh Separates the bars Yeah

It's definitely Definitely what's talking But he's not ugly He looks like Yeah he looks exactly like future I know he's like a streamer But like every time He travels

Like people come up to him They think he's future. Yeah. They confuse him for future. But it's like if Glorilla's shooting her shot at you, why are you focused on like, oh, she thinks I'm kind of ugly? Like it's like, bro, you're missing the point here. Wow. Shut or shot.

Yeah. How come she didn't say that when she was in here with me? No? Because she's like kind of ugly. Yeah. Makes a little. Not very. Not very.

Not very. Remember Greg. God loves ugly. That's not a great. I just talk about my friend like that, Latte. Have you, have you guys ever, has your girl. told you you're hot? Yeah.

Are you fine? All the time. Yeah. What did she say? What do you say about you, Victor? That I look so hot. No, she does. That's such a lot.

Wait, because you were, because you were sweaty? No. Yeah, no. She said like, I didn't want to. Shout to Russell Peters.

Yeah, no, she said she likes my outfit. She says she likes my green eyes. She says all the stuff. Like, it's so much, it's hard to remember. Your eyes are not green. What do you mean? Look into my eyes, Maximo, right now.

Your eyes are brown. The zesty parts coming out from the drink, huh? I'm almost done with this. And they're brown. He did call that orange, too. So you have problems in color. Maximo has Daniela ever been like, babe, you're so cute.

All the time. Like how? How did she call you? I don't know. She just says it. My muñekito. All right, Greg. What do the girls say about you?

Oh, they think. I've been called. Hey, what do the girls at the library have to say? They call me beautiful all the time. They're like, hey, let's hit up this ATM together. I'm like, yeah, you know, what's that? Hey, handsome. Yeah, yeah, beautiful.

What's that? You never seen somebody like me ever? That's crazy. Well, this is the first, huh? Yeah. I know I'm cute. Yeah. Let me pull out this 100 really quick.

But, like, Lentia, like, I was saying, I'm like, dude, if Becky G just all of a sudden shoot the shot. Can you not use her? And it's like, what? Why? I have every right to use her. If she's just like, oh, yeah, like, Rosecrans Vic is like a little ugly, but I love him.

I think he's so like cool. And I'll be like, who cares about everything else you just said? Yeah, for sure. What? You are. Yeah, bro. I'm hitting the gym after that. I'm trying to make myself look better.

I would be hurt if Becky G called me ugly. But if she said she liked you or she's shooting her shot at you, it doesn't matter. Does that matter? That hurts. That's like, that's Becky G. Eyes on the prize, Greg. I know, man. That makes no sense.

You almost have the finish line. He's going to be like, no. No, I'm not ugly. You're right. ugly. Yeah. Yeah. You start fighting

one there? You're like, oh, never mind. Me and two. No. No, bro. He's ugly

and he bites? No, thank you. No. Okay. Is it Simper Pimp that, is it that guy Duke Dennis?

Oh, yeah. Ugly, but he doesn't want to admit it. No, this is Simp. This is because he's like getting

caught on the wrong thing. For sure. Yeah. His focus is in the wrong place. I get you like, usually in rap songs, though, like let's look at it.

When rappers shout out things, people that they think are hot, they'll just be like, bro, shout out, I don't know, Sophia Vergara. They're not like, they don't say, oh, someone with a little bit of accent, but shout out Sophia Vergara. They don't point out of, some would say a flaw, yeah, which isn't a flaw.

But what I was saying, yeah, I hear you, but what I was saying is that this reminds me of, like, back in the day there used to be this guy named the pickup artist, and he would say, like, you would try to, like, get at girls by compli-dicing them, and it would work. You know what I'm saying? So I feel like that's kind of what she's. doing because like making them feel kind of a little bit insecure but then it's like you pick them up exactly you hear me yeah Greg you're your good your butterface bro that that's how'd you find out my solution that's what I do I kind of ignore the girls at first and then they want me after you see yeah that's kind of what

she's doing so she's a pimp yeah oh yeah for here simping over in the mirror like wow she really thinks that of me no yeah but now she's gonna think he's ugly pooracito oh borga what what do you think He's not ugly He's a good looking man I think he looks like Jalen Hurts a little bit Yeah Cicuan Barclay

Sin Cid Cid Cid All right Check this out Homie You need a homie

Or need some help We need your help We need a line I mean phone line We got you for The homie Helpline Gilbert

Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert Is a lot to say I got, read it, read it, read it Okay, so Gilbert sent us a DM and said What's up, Brownback? Wait, trip out

What? It was a text Oh yeah, it was a text Gilbert doesn't even have social media Yeah He just has Umberto's number Wait what? Yes

You're texting right to me Humber He's my friend, Leppy You're giving out people's Yeah Give him your number And we became best friend And we need to help him

If you need someone to talk to Umberto definitely Let's just give out his number on here Yeah, what's your number? No, no. What's your number? Three, two, three? But he texted him, which is a trip.

This one has social media. Reds, like. Yes. Okay, so he sent us a text and said, What's up, Brownback? I got a sick homie helpline, fool. He said, so it's my primos, Primo John.

So John has recently gone through a divorce and has been wild and out, right? But nah, this one ain't it. Serio. John did the ultimate big chale move He wiped up A hooker Stop

How does he know? He said not a stripper Not an escort, not a hood rat One from the blade Wow He said all crazy I didn't think it was possible Yeah he said all crazy

He said to each his own right I get it The thing is John brings his date To all the functions And that's where the problem lies John brought her to my pad for my baby's day party and first off I felt like she was casing the joint. Oh my God.

Then this lady's over here squeezing through crowds, rubbing all up on everyone, pocket watching, winking at everyone. Oh, she's a scammer. She's working, bro. She's a working girl. I said, I also believe she's a promoting. She shot one of my deals her number. Oh my God.

He said, yeah, it was wild. So how do I let this food John know? he can't bring his this his hooker hyna around us it's too much food palabra help me out brown bag oh my gosh uh the irony in him being named john is just really funny yeah yeah maybe it's one he is a john yeah yeah it's like a i guess distant family member in a sense yeah this doesn't even sound real it sounds like umberto got prank i don't know but at the same time like they say truth is stranger than fiction that's true you know what i'm saying That is true.

This is a type of stuff like it's like it just is what it is. Isn't that the premise of pretty woman? Pretty woman. It is. Julie Roberts, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're right. Richard here was John, right? We're not ignoring what Adjie just said, right? What? Oh, that I dance that to my kinseñera. Pretty well. I mean, I don't think the song is based on the movie. It was kind of like the soundtrack.

Have you seen the movie, Angelica? Yeah. In Spanish. In Spanish. Signora, Bonita. Okay, so he gives Primo's Primo's Primo. Yeah, he's a John. Telling her with the prostit.

And brings her around. And she likes to promote. She's a hard. No matter where she goes. She's a hard business. And you never know who wants to get a plane. That's true. That's true.

Maximus stays promoting his private plane business. I do. How's that going? It's going all right. Can't complain. You guys think she was giving out free samples? Maybe when she was like, stop. Discount code?

Family discount. Are we going to talk to Gilbert? Friends and family? Yeah, friends and family week. We're going to talk to him. Oh, he's on the line. Yeah, he's on the line. Doorbusters.

All right, you guys. Gilbert. Gilbert. Gilbert. Gilbert. Hello, good morning. Hello, good morning, brown bag. Gilbert

Are you a real person Honestly It's a true story I gotta Yeah I can't get discovered You get the most obvious I can't be discovered dog

Humby Humby told me to talk like I was in court So that's what I'm gonna do Humby Humby? Who's Humby? That's me Humby is Huberto? So if I hit you with your honor

Excuse that. Okay, okay. Wait. Everyone knows who you are, bro. Everybody knows who you are, man. Ah, bro, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Okay. The way that your voice sounds.

I've changed my ways. You know, I'm trying to do better for my family, for my kids, and that's what I'm here for, you know? Why would you say that if you're a first-time caller? That's true. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly what it is. And, you know what I'm saying? And I just want everybody to know that I'm down for the cheese, man.

That's why I'm here. Gilbert, Gilbert, what city are you from? What city are you from? From Downey. From Downey. From Downey. Okay. Gilbert, your Primo's Primo, Gauter Proustie.

How do you know she is of that, I guess, cloth? First of all, if you were to see her, there's no doubt in your mind that you would think that. Why? Why? The way she dresses, does her makeup, her hair? What is it? All that, yes. All that.

It's the heels. It's the face tats, isn't it? It's the face tattoos. It's the chest tattoos. It's the breast tattoos. It's the hand tattoos. You know what I'm saying? You saw that already?

It's the thong-shoring. Baby's party. It's all that. You know what I'm saying? Advertism. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. And it's a crazy situation. I don't sound fake. And when I text Humby about it, he was probably thinking the same thing. And you guys are probably thinking the same thing. And you guys are probably thinking the same thing. thing. You know what?

You know what? I wanted to clear something. I don't. I probably do it. No, I do got a gang of red flags. I'm not going to lie, but social media. I don't have social media, not because of red flags. I don't have social media.

I've just never doubt with it. I've never had it. No, I don't care about court. No, it's just simple fact. I live way, way happier and simpler. Simpler, that's not even a word, but sounds good. Without it. I don't, yeah, yeah.

You know, when I eat, I don't have to take pictures of nothing. I just slam it. You know? And you can. Go on, go on, go on, going, go on. Sorry, I apologize for interrupting you. I wonder if you would get more in trouble if you had social media, because I think, like, you have, like, a lady.

You can attract a lot of ladies. So imagine if you had social media, it'd be crazy. Well, that's not here, nor. there so we're just uh next question your honor okay okay so let's get back to this so your prius primal is going through divorce so you've seen him go through it right um yes he's going through he's man and he's uh he's done some pretty so it's my cousin's cousin so obviously i know him very well also but uh he's done a lot of dumb things in his in his life and uh this is probably like the ultimate one, you know?

And he's very attracted to these types of women because he's in the past been in a relationship with a dancer of the night, you know what I'm saying? Not in all that. Rob did that.

Can I see that? You did already. You already said it. Before you say it, you can say it, but it's okay. She robbed his booty, you know what I think? And not like that. You heard it off.

His booty Hold on one time He got robbed Like one of the girls He was with Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Got it, got it And now you see him happy

But he's happy with someone Happy and it's I Man, like I don't want to be a hater You sound like one? You sound like one? You guys want to hear the chief me or not? Yes, yes, yes, yes, go ahead.

All right. Sorry for enthrasing you my It's just It's just messed up that it has to be this way. And you know what? It's not that I want to mess up his happiness. I just, he needs to keep that happiness away from us.

Yeah, I mean, everybody deserves a happy ending, right? Yeah, that's what it is. You know, and for the record, she doesn't walk the place for her. Oh, it's all. Oh, she's retired. She retired? She just does massages now, okay? No, she does it.

You don't know that. You don't know that. No, no, I know. I know. What do you mean, I know? Well, then you have to tell us, David. Not like that. And I don't know because, oh, I got one or nothing.

You know, weird things like that, right? I know because everybody tells me the Cheeseman. This is the first time that I'm named Achievement, I don't? David. And it's in honor of you. Hey, you know, I love Brownback. You guys are active. You feel comfortable with that.

David, you're the most active member of Brownback. I hope you know. And you just answered to the name, David. Who's David? My name is Gilbert. I'm Gilbert. Yeah, Gilbert. Gilbert.

Gilbert from Downing. All right. All right. Yes, Your Honor. So. Gilbert arenas. Your Primo is with someone that used to do this type of work. And you guys have seen him around.

He's kind of happy. He's going through divorce. He doesn't have the best choice in women. And you're kind of feeling like when he's around all of you or when he brings her around, it gets weird. She starts doing things that you're like, bro. Yeah, this is not the time. Very extra.

Are there any girls in the area? Like, is your girl there? Yes, my girls there. And yes, it was pretty, you know, like what's going on over there? And, you know, why is she rubbing on your field? And nobody's getting mad at the field? And like I was telling you, right? I was like, because we throw like big parties, okay?

so it was a big party. But there wasn't a lot of people dancing. It was probably like five people dancing where you could have easily went around the five people, but no, the home girl decided to just punch through the crowd and rub against everybody, you know, and I was like, all right, that's perfect. You know, that's perfect.

You could just say she has ways that is like, this is too much for, I guess, a family setting. Yeah, it's like hunting for me. That's how I feel what's going on. Hunting? She comes to the party and she's hunting, you know what I'm saying? Or not even just parties, just hanging out. In general.

Is your Primo's Primo happy? Pohsely, I'm pretty sure, you know, he's, I'm trying to find the PG way to tell you. He don't got to pay for it, right? Yeah, he's a money. She's an investment. Does he know that she used to walk the blade? He's cool with that. He don't care.

Well, he's picking up. Like he said, he's been with a girl that's wrong. The whole problem is, you know what? Like, how do I get at them and just be like, because we try to do it, right? So we tried, we tried to explain it and be like, yeah. Keep right. She enjoys everybody's company. A little too much.

She enjoys being around all of you. She says, like, I've got really cool people. And I'm just like, man. Now what? I mean, it seems like. Straight up. Seems like they're a packaged deal. Maybe you just have to stop inviting him.

Oh. you know what I'm saying is he a really good time though is he like is he really fun like himself like yeah you know what he pays for everything all the time we know yeah we know we know she paid for everything that's what they all like him that's what they all like him number one customer he's kind of like family he's kind of like family so that's not the only reason but you know when you got a rich prima you just let it go you're just like hey it's my prima how can how can you use your primo you can't use your primo you are yeah yeah yeah you can Yeah, you are using him. He definitely can. Technically he's not my primos, so it's all right.

That's true. It's your primos' pimo. Let's help out Gilbert from East L.A. I mean, what do you? I mean, downy. He has a problem. His Primos Prymo is dating someone that used to be a prostitute. And I guess it doesn't matter.

Just someone that your family is like, bro, they cannot be here. They're so extra. They're flirtatious. They're trying to get at the Tios. Like, it's just too much. It makes the family nervous. Yeah.

uncomfortable. Yeah, all the ladies probably triggered. And then you kind of know he's going through a divorce. So he may not be making the best decisions for himself. You want him to see the better way. And you even try like, hey, can she stay at the crib? Like, she don't have to be around here. Like, if you like what you like, go ahead and do that.

But he's like, no, she likes everybody. It's so nice. Literally. She's really nice, lucky. How does Gilbert tell his Primos Primo that that girl just cannot come around anymore? Gilbert sent us a pretty crazy homie helpline that's about his primos, Primo, John, who wiped up a lady of the night. There's nothing wrong with because, hey, every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.

Yep. Okay? You can't judge somebody by their lifestyle. It does. Every car has mileage. Yeah, true. Some have salvage title. Yeah.

Okay, so. Do you still driving it? Some have problems. It does. Some are missing a Cadillic company. Some are unaligned. Yeah. Yeah.

Which cars are you guys? You guys are one of those? I'm a... Vick is definitely salvage. I'm a Silverado. I'm a certified pre-owned. You can check my car back. You can check my car back.

Maximus is a rental. Wow. So I'm... The car of the year. The car of year. I'm an EV. Angelica. I'm energy efficient.

Angelica, what type of car are you? I was going to say a four by four, whatever that means. You're a four by four. You're a four-by-foot? What? What? All-terrain? You go off-rody?

You go off-rody. What is Markis doing to you? Jesus. Four-pour-quatro? That's crazy. Angelica. No, it's a see. That's crazy.

You're right. Okay. So Gilbert. All right. Gilbert needs our help. Because his, yeah, like you said, is Primos-Primo John, wifeed up a hooker. He's going through a divorce.

And he brings her to the family parties. And it's causing a lot of commotion. She's kind of like, you know, putting like eyes to everybody. He thinks that he shot the Tio her number. Like, it's just a lot going on. Yeah. Claim. Oh, come on.

Yeah. She's kind of advertising, kind of giving out free samples. Yeah. The way she dresses, she dresses very skimpy. She looks very much like she has that in her lifestyle, right? Yeah. What if she's just literally chilling and she went to go get like a drink and so she passed by the people dancing? But everybody's so caught up on her.

That's true. Literally anything she does like, oh my God, look. She hit on the deal or something. Because she said, oh, disculpa or something. You know? Yeah, everything that she does. She does is under a microscope for sure Yeah

So that's part of the problem People aren't just keeping their offer Like everybody's like oh look at over here Where's she is? Have you guys ever been the hooker in the family Like the new Wait what? What?

Just let's compare it that way That you meet the family for the first time And you can see all the eyes are on you They're watching you like at the parties See Saludas at allos like How you talk to the cousin And all of that nobody? Yeah

Under a microscope, I mean, I guess it happens to everybody. You know, every time you walk into a party. They thought it was a cholo. Yeah, I didn't. You? Yeah, because of my tattoos. It was one of those families, they know no tattoos, no long hair or anything. They're like, that guy is a criminal.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I didn't like. So when he dated the white girl, because for sure. Oh, yeah. Is he illegal? Yeah. He seems so rugged. Crazy guy.

Yeah, when all eyes are on you and it makes it really hard to, like, you know, steal their silverware. You know what I'm saying? You just said that thing? No, I'm just saying it would make it hard. You know what I'm saying? So Gilbert says we try to tell him, hey, just leave her at home, bro. Just like, we know kind of where she's from. Just leave her home.

And he's like, no, she's having a great time. She loves hanging out with you guys. And so he doesn't know if they should just straight up tell her, your girl's a hooker and we don't want her around. Pretty much. Why is she around? Let's go to phone calls. We have Adam from Santa Ana on line four.

Adam. Adam. Adam. Good morning, good morning. Good morning. Buenos Aires, everybody. What's up, Adam? Adam, talk to us.

What would you tell Gilbert? This is a funny homie helpline. Yeah, no, try to talk to the guy. Try to talk to this girl. Give her a little shit down and tell her, yeah, you can't be doing that. But, you know, she's having a good time. She's having fun. But, I mean, she can't keep herself in control.

Just take her outside, take her and let her get out of her system. And then come back. You're doing it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. All right. Thank you for colleague, thank you so much for calling.

Thank you, Adam. KPWR, Los Angeles, Power 106. This is the homie hubline. Oh, my gosh. That's how he's been doing it. Yes. Jesus Christ. Write this down,

write this down, Victor. KPWR, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop, and that's how you do it when you're the big, bad dog in the house. I was testing you. Yeah, I was testing you.

Yeah. I was testing it all weekend. Ha-ha. We've just been hitting the sweeper. Okay. Do you think that maybe they just got to tell her? Maybe she needs to know the rules. You know, for her, this is a new environment too.

She's living her life. You tell me to calm down, not calm down. A new environment for her? Yeah. Maybe she's never been, like, used to be with kids, with family. In a non-place of business. Yeah. Greg, what?

What? Greg, she, don't say she's an outside dog. That's messed up. That's what I'm saying. You get treated. Like if she's never been out to somewhere normal. You know what? I don't know.

I don't know that lifestyle. I would appreciate someone. Maybe they're busy right now, but I would appreciate someone from that lifestyle to let us know a little bit more. They might just be getting off. You know what I'm saying? I would think that even like, for example, like let's say there are hookers that exist and there are right. That they know.

But also we look at them like, oh my gosh. Look at that. Look at fig. We look at them like they're so outside. We do that to them. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe one of them can put us up up on game.

Message me. A, Humby. Message me. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I think they're all respectful ladies that we should respect every single one of them, Lettie. That's from Ambi.

Greg, I'm going to have you fight, Umberto. A friendly fight? A super friendly fight. You just compliment each other. I can't fight my friend. Oh, my God. All right. Humby.

All right. We are trying to help out the homie Gilbert. Gilbert's Primo's Primo. John. Is with a prosti. This reminds her around the house. This reminds me. My homie did this.

This totally reminded me that. Really? My homie did this. I think I remember you saying that. You remember that? Yeah. It was on New Year's, not this year, but the year before. So basically one of my, so funny, my friends are so dumb.

Okay, so basically what happened was we. we had like a party to go to so we rented a sprinter and I told my friend one of my friends I said hey like you know invite some girls it'll be a vibe you know what I'm saying

I was just like yeah it'll be cool right so that guy took it upon himself to invite a lady of the night but didn't tell any of us at all and I was just thinking like I'm like who is this girl this girl's kind of all over the place

you know like she's like out there and like she doesn't know any of us right so mind you he didn't do this as a troll he genuinely It was like, yeah, let's invite the homegirl, you know? But like I said, he didn't tell any of us at all. There's probably a price for that too. Maybe, maybe.

Take me out. I'll go, I'll go be your escort, no? Not that she wasn't, like, fun. How did you find out? How did you find out? No, no. It's because she started, we went to a party, right? She started, like, working at the party, kind of, like, going to different sections.

Hey, what's up? And I was just like, hey, like, I didn't want to say his name, but like, hey, homie, your girl's kind of. all over the place, you know? And he's like, that's not my girl. She's like, she's working right now. And I was like, what are you talking about? So whatever, we find that out.

And I'm like, bro, why would you, like, you got to tell us, you got to warn us, that, blah. Yeah, hands up. Exactly. Long story short, the night, like, ends. We all go back to, like, my dad's house. We're hanging out. My dad's asleep upstairs.

He comes downstairs and he's like, what's going on here? And he's like, how do you know her? No, no. No, it's just like. That girl's like, damn, that girl's like out there. She's damn near not wearing any clothes. And then so I had to tell him, I'm like, damn, I'm sorry. But the homie invited that he's just like, bro, what's going on?

You know, he was just like, I don't know if, you know, everybody should be here. We should all get out, right? I'm like, whatever. Okay. So the homie, not the homie that invited her originally. Another homie. He's like, don't worry. She's been drinking a lot.

I'll drive her car home. Oh. And he stayed with her for the entire month of January. That? Okay. I seen her a couple days later. He pulled up with her. Like, hey, what's up?

Oh, you remember her? I'm like, yes, we remember her. So she got her bills paid? I don't know. I don't know what the thing was, but. It's a mutual relationship at that point. He seemed happy. Yeah.

He was driving her bends. You know what she had? He was driving it around. Wow. See? Yeah, he was, she had a nice house in Pasadena from what he said. Nice. You know what I'm saying?

Wasn't it that she was offering something for a ride home or something? thing. Yeah. So don't leave that part out. Okay. So I'm trying to remember exactly how it went. But basically, like I said, she was drinking a lot. So I think she was going to Uber home.

And the Uber was $80. Yeah. To her house, to Pasadena. And then the homie was like, oh, well, if you want, like, I could just drive your car home and you don't got to pay me money. Gross. Pay me at your mouth or something? All right. We're going to move on to that story.

It's so gross. I like this story. I try to leave that detail out. That's actually what happened. When whoever commented that how misogynistic this show is. I try to leave that part out, but this is just my real life. I feel like that was like the prosty part of it. Depending how you've added.

You still have her contact? You know what's crazy? Because I have seen, I have a cousin that I have seen him bring a girl around and then the girl gets flirty with other people. And then I'm looking at the, because you, I guess there's that point where it's like, oh, this is someone that your homie brought. Your cousin brought, your brother brought, or someone brought around. And then it turns into, oh, they're not, like, they're not for, like, they're not together.

They're for everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, and I just remember that girl kind of just being flirted with everyone. And it was at a family party. It was probably one of the kids' parties. And I was like, bro, why do you guys do that here? Yeah. And then he's like, she's not my girl.

I don't care. And I was like, oh, wait, you're going to bring someone that's not your girl to the family party. But sometimes it is what it is. They're hanging out. you want to shoot through here yeah let's go or whatever so this guy though he is in love with her or he uh gilbert's cousin he's with the girl that happens to also do this as a living and is bringing her around the family and the family's not having it they're like this is a lot she's extra the way she dresses the way she talks to people and we don't know how to tell him to like just just chill

like don't even bring her we like him he has bread Clearly. He's family, but we do not want her around. Yeah, it's like time and place. You know what I'm saying? But if that's really his girl, like if he's serious about it, regardless of what the circumstances, yeah. Like, are you going to just be like, oh, you can't bring her?

And he's not going to come around. Yeah. Yeah. That's. Okay. Let's make your girl. All right. Let's go to low online one in South Central.

You don't, Greg, you fall in love with anybody. So it might have, it might be you soon. It might be. I don't know yet. Depends. I might say low. We got low on the line. Low from South Central.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Good morning. Good morning.

Lo, what would you tell Gilbert about the situation? To be honest, my whole thing is they're not tripping when he's sponsoring the family parties. Why should they trip if he wants to bring a girl? Like, I don't think it should be a problem. if they're allowing him to pay for the beer, pay for this, pay for that. Like, let him bring a little hole with him if you want, you know? Garden tool, the garden tool, the garden tool. Then you like what, yeah.

Y'all are okay when he tricks on you guys, but he can't bring the other people that he tricks on. I get you. Yeah, because I'd be that, like, I've been that girl where. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what type of girl? Hold on. For research purposes. No, no, no, no, no, not in the profession. Not in the profession.

Oh. Oh, hold on. You got to be specific. To be specific. No, no. I mean, like, in a sense of, I mean, in a sense of, like, I'm like 5, 9, I stand out when I show up to a party, you know what I mean? So, people don't even know me and they're looking at me crazy. So guess what I do?

I'll fuck it. I'll go say hi to everybody, like, like on purpose. She's thick. So maybe they're just jealous. I don't know. Hold on. Let me recap. Cap what you just said.

You stand out, so everybody's looking at you in the party, so you're like, eh, let me say what's up? So you literally go around saying what's up to everybody? Like, now, like, put myself out there, but yeah. You guys are staring now and I'll be like, oh, hi, nice to meet you. I'm here with so-and-so. Yeah. Yeah, easy, easy money. So.

Like, easy money. Money. What does that mean? Hold on. Lo. Easy money. Low. You guys, you guys, you guys.

Lo! No. No. You do it. I hope that's not for low prices. Are you a dancer low? Lowry, are you a dancer? Do you dance?

No, no, no. But I support the community very much. Let's go. I like that. I need some upies low. Yeah. Upies? I guess it sounds like, yeah, she's tall.

What a woman. But she's got low, low, low. I've been that girl that everyone is hating on in the room, side feel it. Like they're probably hating on him. Like he got the bread clearly. You know what I mean? Yeah, he does.

So the prima needs to stop hating. Leave him alone. He's probably mad. His wife don't look like that, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Matti's his wife is tangad on show. I wish my wife had face tense.

Yeah. And you know, he's mad he's being tested at every family party. That part. Yeah. See, that's what I was thinking too, because sometimes you can't help it that everyone, they're all watching her.

They watched her walk across the room. room. They watch her say with something to the Thiel. Everybody's looking at her. And it's like, okay, at what point are you like, let this fool live his life? He chose that. Yeah. Let him live his life. You know?

Exactly. Exactly. For sure. Lo, where can we find you? Yeah, well, where are we finding? No, do not say the street. Hold on. No, I let him say the streets.

Well, she could say Instagram. She can say. For Humby. Or city. So she said South Central. No, no, but no. I'm not in the street. No, I don't think you're in the street.

No, we don't, that was Maximo. That was Maximo. We just want to know, Lo, we just want to know how much for you to pick up Greg because he wants to just be picked up. Yeah, he just said up. I want to be cradled like a baby. Oh my gosh. That's his thing. Man, look, Greg, Greg likes every feet.

I don't know. Yeah. Oh. You don't like that? That's extra. Lo, thank you for calling. Shout out to you, baby, girl. Thank you, Joe.

Yeah. And what's it called? Hey, Greg. Why are you that guy now? Why are you the toe guy? Why am I what? The toy guy. The toy guy.

Toe. I've always been. Have you? Yeah, I always been. But I'm not saying anything because everybody keeps bullying me about it. And nobody's on my side. Poor guy. I got so many toe pictures and I haven't been impressed.

Okay. All right. Callie and Lakewood online too. Callie, what's up, Kelly? Here we go. My boy. It's time for me to turn this thing up the right way. Let me turn the estrogen down a little bit.

Callie. What up, Callie? Hey, I missed you on. girl how you been i ain't heard you on the radio i hope it wasn't my fault i hope it wasn't all right but check this out look chicken is a hobby for certain people so that's a hobby right now at least you can teach them how to do it right like come on bro you stay in down teatownie that's the mexican beverly hills how come you're not taking your uncle to locals ohos ohos loho's locals Los locals.

He can get it popping over there, and I bet you it's a classier type of streetwalker over there. I'm just saying. They're not streetwalking at all those locals. I'm just saying those are respectful ladies. Respect all of them, okay? See, that's the rep you're giving them. No, no, no, no. Respect all those girls there.

They're very beautiful. No, no, no. I respect it there. They got some bomb wings, the jalapino wings. There we go. You've been there. Okay, Kelly. They got, oh, yeah, I went on this thing on an accident.

And I'm telling you, if I had an uncle that just got out of a relationship, I'm taking them straight there. Straight there. That's the Mexican hooters. No, you're right. Take him to the Mexican hooters. Take him to the Mexican hooters. He can spend his money on his beers and his conversations. And if he pulls one out of there, that's cool.

But if you're going to go ahead and take one that looks like a walker, sounds like a walker, you on the streets, my dude, let's get out the streets. You're too old for that because these streets is cruel now. They will set you up. So they're more looking out for them. He needs to go on vacation to the Philippines and stuff like that. If he wants to trick his money, if he wants to trick his money, let him trick it on a baller level instead of getting some of these streetwalking STDs. You know what I'm saying? Oh, my gosh.

Kelly. I mean, you got to be real. You're not going to let somebody buy a bucket if they can get a Bentley, right? Right. Like, if they can afford it, teach him where to spend his money right, because if it looks like it stinks, walk like it stinks. It probably don't got nice toes, am I right? So much game Just giving out right now

I hope everybody listens Even they're getting on my boy Over there about liking feet Okay I never like feet But I can I can respect feet Because guess what If the feet look good

Everything above the feet gonna be good If the feet look like trash What you think everything right above The trash gonna smell like Yeah So much knowledge right here So much game Callie you don't think that girl deserves

Maybe Write it down Right it down Because maybe we just look at like you said like the walkers like maybe we just and i hate the walkers i'm thinking of the walking dead uh uh ladies but you don't think they're not think maybe they deserve to to not be i guess uh not be pigeonholing that like they're just that no no no no you got to understand when you pick that lifestyle it's a choice you not for unless you were like forced into it as a kid or

something and that's all you know which is a crime which it never happened A lot of this, like the O-Fs and stuff like that, it's a choice. So, no, I have no sympathy. If you sit there and take a, yeah, I didn't want to say it because I don't know if I could say it. But you know what I'm saying? All that lifestyle is a choice. Like when people want to go, like when boys want to go ahead and they want to look like the D-boys and they want to look like the bangers and stuff like that, that's all the choice.

So if you're going to pick a choice to be, to look like you're a street walker, don't get mad if people start talking about you like you're from the streetwalk or. streets. Am I right or wrong? You tell me, how do you feel about that? I think the guy likes her regardless. I think the guy likes her regardless. The cousin's cousin. Now, I'm glad that

you answered you. Now, let's switch it around. Say you got an auntie that just broke out of her relationship. And then she meets a dude named Tyrone from Jamaica and stuff like that. And he's just in it for the money. You can tell he's giving everybody massages that's your party. Are you telling you

have to say what? Are you telling your theater say with him or what? He brings the oil to the party. He's going to bring the oil to the party and the tank top and everything. You're going to let him rub up on all the C-I's in there. Like, hey, I think she just gave LaMerry over there the number two.

He's going to go over there and give her an oil. Well, she does have a back back. That sounds like very, very thoughtful. Now, on the other end, if she started dating, on the other end, if she started dating, like, I guess, I don't know. I wouldn't even know what the male equipment. I don't think it's a masseuse, bro.

I don't know what the male equivalent to a streetwalker would be. A male stripper. No, bro. Oh, yeah, nah, no, nah. A male stripper is the equivalent to a prostitute. Oh, my gosh. According to Callie, according to Callie. According to Callie.

According to the record, I'm just telling you. That's what it is. Like, that's what it is. Go to the right track. They'll put you on the right track over there. Go over there. You'll see what I'm talking about. I don't know what you meant, but I know that you meant it.

And I respect that. I need to go to all host locals with him. I love how Kelly. I love how Kelly. What's up with my boys date? I said I had 150 towards the date. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I don't know. I told him the plane. Hey, like, I said I had 150. Concrete said he had another 150, so that's 300. So we're already talking about We in Downey right now. How come we don't lock it up at LKSD Locking Key Social Drinkery right there?

They can get their tomahawk steaks and stuff like that. Oh, you know what? How about we do this? We started off our locals, ohos, for everybody to get the date.

And then he picks one Let's not be everywhere because now we have went to a whole other topic, brother. I said I was going to pay for something. I'm all like, How come I haven't paid for it yet? Well, pay for the Primos, Primo's girl, all right?

Kelly. Hey, hey, I can't pay for the tricking. I can't do that. Thank you for calling, Kelly. Callie knows what he's talking about. Yeah, he does. Anything at all, he knows better than we do. And better than the Primo Primo.

Oh, yeah. He likes her, you guys. He's in a train. I would not be okay. Yeah, but he likes her. He's a sensitive spot right now. Like, he's being very vulnerable spot. Like when, okay, so when this happened to the homie, like, we just knew it was going to have to run its course.

Oh, it's like a moment that he has to experience. He had that month in Pasadena, you know what I'm saying, where he was driving around the bends. Nice. Good for him. Seeing him a couple months later. He acted like that never happened. Yeah. You should have to let him learn.

And that's okay. You know what I'm saying? Did he walk different after? Every once in a number. You just scratch his crotch every now? Probably that's probably an extended period of me to see him. Yeah. He had to wait for it to cool off, but...

He said, I can't drink. I'm on a box of silly. All right. Yeah. So, I mean... Is Gilbert on the line still? Can we get him on the line? Yes, yes, yes.

Hey, Gilbert. Yeah. Bro. Look what you did. Look what you did to Roundback mornings. Okay? You have taped to us. So can I say something really quick, right?

So nobody knows. Nobody knows about her. How do you know about her? Because I've heard it from the horse's mouth is what it is. That's how I know. Wait, wait. Who's the horse's mouth? Not her, because I would have used something else, right?

I don't know. She's not the horse's old. What? Gilbert. So my primos, primos told me straight up. Oh, so he said it himself. He's like, hey. John told me, yes, John told me.

And nobody, like, when we're, okay, so, like, when at the parties and all that, when it's going down. Nobody's looking at her and knowing what it is, right? Like, they're just like, man, she's just like an out there girl. Nobody's like, oh, look at this. Hooker at the bat. It's me. And then when I said, right, he pays for everything.

He don't pay for the parties either. Oh, then what does he pay for? You sound very attacked. Yeah, very defensive. Oh, yeah, because that girl was right. Leave low alone. Leave low alone. She's great.

No, no, no, no. I'm not attacking her either because, you know what? I'm for girls. I'm pro women. Yeah. Not pro pro pro. My girl's bad too, honestly. You know what I'm saying?

So I don't worry about that. She's a, she's right there. You know, she's shout out her. I can't say the name. Oh gosh. Shout out my, shout out my baby, you know. But anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, he pays, like, we go out. He pays for stuff. That's what I meant. Not like at the pad that he pays for my friends. parties or anything. It sounds like she's still right. He still tricks on you guys. Oh, for sure he does.

But we're not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not jealous of my prima. Or like she looks better than my girl because she does not look better than my girl, honestly, you know what I'm saying? My girl's a hard worker, so she'd get it right, you know what I mean? She's a hard worker, too. Yeah. She works hard things out. Okay.

So he's the one that told you that that's how he found it. And then so it's affecting you want because you know. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. So not everybody looks at her and has all tensions and like, you know, obviously right, because we're rasa. So, you know what I mean? We're going to judge no matter what. And all the tias are like,

oh, my, my, my, yeah, the calient. Yeah, the calenturosa, you know what I'm saying?

So, like, because honestly, my, you know, my girl steals the room and she walks in, too. But nobody's talking about that because they're like, oh,

that's, uh, that's, uh, Gilbert's girl. You get me? So nobody knows this person. Yeah. Hey, you better cut it out.

I'm not. It's just really funny that you keep trying to tell me how hot your girl is and compared to the prostitute. It's, I believe you. Oh, no, no, no, not comparing. I'm saying because you're doing it. You keep bringing that up. Am I doing that?

Yeah. You know, it's fun. My girls are, no, I'm just saying. Not, I'm just saying. No, yeah, yeah, no, she's bad. She's bad. She bad. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, let me. What? Where you been at, fool? Stop. Hang up on David from East L.A. right now. All right. That was David from East L.A., posing as Gilbert from D. Yeah, Mr. H.R.

Everyone knows on the time. And the thing about David from East L.A. is he calls all the time. Yeah. And he tells us how all his cousins listen and they're like, Hey, bro, you sound crazy right now. But he wanted to be anonymous. also talk on the radio and we all know his voice. Everyone does.

Hey, John, the Primo's Primo. He doesn't want your hook your girlfriend around. Yeah, get rid of her. Makes him nervous. Makes him nervous. He has to keep telling himself, my girl's so fine.

My girl's hardworking. I think it makes all the ladies in the family nervous. He's so hot. Yeah. Wow. Maybe she's kind. That's the real thing. She's probably being too kind.

What's it? Cariniosa. DJ quit said it ain't tricking if you got it. And he got it. He got the girl. It's not tricking. She's not a prostitute by the definition because... I don't think he meant it like that.

Yeah, but she's not a prostitute by definition because she's with him and he's not paying for her. Okay. But Sugar Free also once said if she's a masseuse, let her loose. Yeah. So... Mm-hmm. Chouche. Too-shay.

Yeah. Anybody else? Anybody else? He also said, no, never mind. I don't want to say sugar-free quotes. Yeah. Yeah. Sugar free is also...

Sugar free, you know anything about cars? Yeah. Yeah. Sugarfree's also a pit. Yes. Yes, yes. Okay. But, okay, so Tupacupac, and what did Tupac say, Angie? Forgett, but don't forget. Boom. Damn. How did you have that on Q? And that was the homie hopplay. Man. It's Paran 106. I haven't had a chance to talk about the live show that we did because Vig tied me up, put me in a basement, tried to take over Paran 106 and Roundback Mornings. And it was, it was a whole thing. Yeah, I escaped. Yeah, it didn't work. Yeah.

Maybe next year. Remember when you did that? Remember when you did that, Vic? What? You try to just kill me off the show? You tried to original ambiv me. Wow. And replaced me with concrete?

Remember when you did that? Yeah, well, I know, but his hair couldn't match. It wasn't long enough. So mean. But we had an amazing time out of Brownback Valentine's. Did we talk about that? Yeah. Yeah.

We had a great. We should have done a lot of bit. Lefty Gunplay performed. And I was interested in seeing his performance clearly after like everything that went down with Kendrick and like just the feature and all of that. And I love that number one. He just doesn't rely on that song. Which is really cool. Some people are like, hey, here's my hit record.

And it's that it would have been those four bars. Right. Well, some people take it even a step further. They'll perform an entire song that they're only featured on. So they'll perform the other artist lyrics too As if it's their own Yeah so I like that he didn't go that route And he plays his songs

The crowd turns up in just his energy period And so then when this hits Like they play this part Everyone's hype And he does the dance with it It just made me like I'm like All right this is showmanship This is showmanship

Shout out to Lepiggo- Shout out Greg C for playing that Yeah and there's no more happy And hype than Vic I feel like his vocals are higher than lefties. Hilarious. Yeah, we should have done a mic check.

I was more excited. A Brownback Valentine's, it was great. It was awesome. By the way, the video that's going to drop tomorrow, I think, is going to be super cool. Nice. And I would like to say, in front of all of Los Angeles, that we did a giveaway for the Labuboos at a Brownback Valentine's. And everyone before was counting me, like, what is even that?

Like, eggs are $500. Why do you even care about this stupid mono? Like, oh, this is so dumb. Why are we talking about this? The most fools I've ever seen on stage to win that Laboooooo. Yeah. They were all trying to win for their girls. And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's so crazy now.

You can't find these anywhere. I'm starting to see it everywhere now, too. Same. The big versions of them. Everywhere. There's like a huge version of them out. I let you guys. You heard you here first.

Trendsetter. But, okay, so, so needless to say, now it's time to get away rolling out tickets. Yeah. We have VIP wristbands to watch. watch all of it go down. It's going down March 15th and 16th. That's already freaking tomorrow. Yeah, it's a week.

Yeah. And we have your VIP bands, all right. And Loki, when it comes to rolling loud, you need VIP. Because it is crowded. The VIP takes you a long way because then you get better, like the food lines. Yeah. The restaurant. The restaurant.

Because you have your own little designated section, you know. It gets really, really crowded. True. You might run into Greg C. Might run into me. Yeah. Hide your girl. Doing pushups on the side.

Yeah. The confidence, Greg. The confidence. With no shoes on? Okay. Who's on color 10? Who are we going to online 10? Amanda.

Amanda. Amanda and Englewood. Hi. Good morning. Good morning. Amanda. Amanda, are you ready to hear the song and let us know which rolling loud artist it comes from? Okay.

I think I'm ready. Okay, I think you're ready too. I think you're ready to. All right, let's play a clip. Five. Who is that? Four. Is that Y, D.

Three, two, two. Yeah. Extra points for just saying the song, too. Right. Look at you. Danny, look up Tudit and Buddha. I want to hear you now. I used to hate on that song.

So heavy. Why? Because I'm a hater. Because I was a backpack rapper, backpack, hey. Like, this is not rude hipo. Lettie, I get you 100%. No, no, this was my era when I first started going out to parties. Same.

Same. Congratulations to Amanda. That's like another eight-no fun. Yes. It is. But at the time, I think you had to be there. At that time, it was like peak, pay dues. Rock the bells.

Rock the bells, all of that. And this came out and I'm like, what the heck is this song even? Just to see YG transcend and just like be beyond that record. Because a lot of people would just have that one hit and that's it. Yeah. And he made such a name for himself. And that ratchet scene is. is YG like YG created that you know that LA ratchet scene is amazing so that too did in booed that

yeah I was hearing this like shh and then the song will play yeah right 20 all night pass a boo-oh yeah we're not talking about that that's not what we're not doing on Power 106 L8 101 for hip-hop and safety daddy do you have the song potted up I want to hear it can we just play it can we play it can you want my sound effects No, shut up. Shut up. Enjoy. I don't remember this version.

Enjoy. It's Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? It's a world record we may all want to be a part of. Maximo?

Yes. So IHop is choosing to try to break the Guinness World Record for most pancakes served in eight hours. So this Saturday They're hosting an event At the Santa Monica Pier It's called 20K Pancakes at the pier is crazy Yeah

It's called 20K for pancake day And it's in honor of National Pancake Day Which actually lands on Tuesday And not me anymore I've been doing squats I've been doing squats Yeah Well

There's gonna be a lot of pancakes At Sanamatic A I don't want to appear this Saturday. Yeah, there usually is. So the event is this Saturday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. And they're hoping to serve over 20,000 pancakes. What? Is it free?

Are they free or do you have to buy them? They did not say that, which is a good question. Maybe look at it. How many pancakes can each of us take down? Like everybody go out? Like overtime? Yeah, it only take two. No, yeah, like in a sitting.

In a sitting? No. I read about six. Six? Okay. Yeah, about six. Is that like, you said two? Yeah, two full.

Like if I'm just eating just pancake by itself, like five. Okay. Okay. How about you, Vic? Um, if they're like the at-home, the at-home ones, they're smaller.

And then it makes them into little Disney pancakes because they're making a little Mickey Mouse. Ake mouse. Nice. Copyright cover. Yeah, like three of those. All right. And then if we're like an I hop or something, I'm going to stack the three or they

come in the three stack, but I'll eat only a half. Like, because you know, they're stacked. So that's basically one and a half, no? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Those are the ones that I'm thinking too. Is there even an I hop in Santa Monica? Well, I'm sure in Santa Monica, but by the pier? I'm looking at the pier and I'm like, wait, in my little brain? I don't know if there is one. Yeah, that has to be. I'm going to get them.

That's what they're going to set up shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they're, I remember going there. I remember going there. My mom used to live out there. Okay. But yeah, I could take down like three or four. Three or four, no more than that.

Do you, Greg, see, you eat a lot. Yeah, I could eat a lot of pancakes. I've done it before. They have that day usually where it's like a dollar, Or it was like cheap pancakes or something like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

And as you went on some type of day. Yeah. And they were giving like a free stack. And they were super cool. Yeah. So actually on Tuesday is the official national pancake day. Okay. And I hope we'll be giving away a free pancakes.

What do you mean by Tuesday? Is that today or next Tuesday? Next Tuesday. Sorry. Next Tuesday March for. What's the Guinness World Record they're trying to break? 20,000. 20,000.

20,000. $20,000. $20,000. Good one. 20,000. Have you ever. Have you guys been letting Maximia? Yes.

I don't even, I don't even hear it. $20,000. A thousand dollars. Thousand. Thou shall not make fun of me. Oh. That's okay. Magu's so cute.

Hey, what if they're the little silver dollar pancakes? Oh. Because you go and you think like I'm going to eat a whole thing. That's not the little one. Yeah, I would be a good way to do 20K pretty easily. Yeah. True. Reportedly, allegedly, they're supposed to be free.

Reportedly, I'm trying to see if it's. Where are you reported in alleging? Where'd you get that? The internet. Oh, the internet. Good sources. Good sources.

You always got to believe in there. Always tells the truth. It's like Timmy Turner. Where'd you get that? Internet. You guys could probably go to iHop.com and it'll probably tell you instead of searching, instead of letting an IG post be your research.

If I look at pancake, something else is going to pop up. That's weird. That's weird. That's my search history. Yeah, great. Who searches is that? Next Tuesday, Santa Monica Pier No, this event is actually this Saturday

Oh, this Saturday The free stack? Yeah, he's confusing us No, I said that But okay, so that was a Tuesday I said Tuesday is the actual National Pancake Day But they're doing it on Saturday

We'll be giving away free pancakes At the restaurants on Tuesday Okay But the event is this Saturday So Saturday What's happening? March 1st There is an event at Santa Monica Pier

called 20K for pancake day. Okay, and what's that? So they're going to try to serve 20,000 pancakes to break the Guinness World Record. Do you think they're going to do it? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I feel like it's already like set up. Like, it's just, we're all going to be there, but it's going to happen whether we like it or not.

Yeah, there's going to be 20,000 pancakes made whether we like it or not. They're going to go somewhere. Reinforcements and everything. Yeah. Oh, there's people around that will eat there. Yeah. Yeah, there's for sure. Yeah, there's for sure people that will.

Yeah, I mean, if you're walking around, you just see it free food, you're going to go over there, like Costco. Trix. If not the seagulls, they're going to eat it. For sure. I don't want to get here. Wow. Chee code. Yeah, it still counts.

All right, well, thank you for that, Maximo. Thank you, Michael. Thank you. How have you liked doing my segment? It's been great, but it's better when you're here, Letty. Oh. Wow. Nice one.

High five, high, five. Don't make that face, Maximo. He's trying to go on vacation. That's right. Big tired to kill me off of Brownback mornings. All right. But I'm still here. The word.

Connected like I'm rosecrans. Rooscrans. Roos Kranz. Word on Rosecrans. What's the word? The word is Marco Antonio Solis is not like them other Tios. He's a cool, Tio, and he knows the song, the songs that us Chamaicos play, and he knows who El Kendrick is. Okay.

So he was on tour and he had a little break, you know, during his concert where he broke out into this song. Shout out Marco Antonio Sinclair. That is hilarious. And I think it's funny that he's just like Seeing that it's a trend and it's a wave So he's like I'm going to join this I can't imagine him walking in and being like Hey I got an idea or somebody that did that

The dance too right? Yeah The greatest part I was like to say that that dance that he did Like he like shook it you know what I'm saying on stage Just like the dancers His derrier You know what I'm saying And so it did all the dancers too

Which was funny but like to watch him do it It's just like you know when your Theo's wild and out It's just like ah there it goes but he was having a good time he was he was how old is he because i was just thinking i'm like this feels like still really light on his feet yeah i mean he performs all the time he's always touring nonstop so you know yeah he's been touring for a long time and i think they got him with the buchis have a residency in las Vegas yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh wow you know ever since the the not like a song comes out and i think anytime

when it comes to kendrick they they sync music to have him dancing either to our music or like I know when not like us dropped like the Super Bowl version there was a lot of memes of Marc Antonio Solis dancing to not like us so then now he actually made that meme come true and he did it and he added it to his show which is tight yeah that's super fun I'm using those moves in the club just because like the back it up I guess those steps kind of go along and granted it's two steps but it goes align with each other it's just cool to see that he's in on the meme and someone probably hit him up and it's like look what they're doing there They're remixing your your visuals with these audio or this audio with your, like, you know.

And then he was like, let me add it to the show. And they do the choreography. I sent it to Kendrick. And I was like, bro. Yeah, I was like, hey, I just want you to know, this is like all of, we call this man Jesus. And Jesus is dancing to your song. And I know that you already got like America on lock and Mexican Americans on lock, but this is like the whole of Latin America. Right.

You know what I'm saying? The father or son of whole spirit. Even during the Super Bowl, it broadened Kendrick's reach and you're seeing it people's homes that may not have heard it, even though to us, like, everyone's heard it, right? And then even this thing, Marco Antonio Solis, dancing to it on stage and it kind of going viral too. That even adds a whole other Latin American aspect to it. He didn't respond, but I did send it to him. I never know.

He might see it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if he sent it. We don't have the red receipts on. Oh. Well, hopefully. To have that power.

That's pretty cool. All right. Well, that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rosecrans, Vic for Brombeg mornings. I'm Power 106. Hey, Sambra Sala with Angie. All right.

We got to talk about this bromance going around with Elon Musk and Trump. You guys have seen it. There's been like this video that went viral that somehow a hacker hacked into the HUD office in Washington. And it was like an AI video of Trump sucking onto Elon Musk's. That is weird. We're sure it's AI? Yeah, yes. Yes.

And then it read like in the letters it said, Long Live the Real King. And it's just Trump like really going in. It was really strange. It is. You can see it on our Instagram. Thank you. Brown by's morning 1006.

You really, you know. Coss it. Yeah, Greg, I know you're liking. Greg said this story to Angie. This one's really uncomfortable to me. I don't know. Yeah, somehow a hacker was able to hack it and display this whole AI video on it. Where?

Wow. at the HUD offices in Washington, which it stands for housing and urban development. Wait, the hacker got into that? Yes, on their TVs. I know. That's pretty scary.

And that's what they're showing. The hacker has nothing else to show? When you, yeah, show us the secrets. Yeah, it's like we want I think they hacked into to put something there. I don't know that they could get content out. I think they were just putting stuff in there.

Oh, it's like when you connected to a smart TV, like that type of hack? Oh, okay. Probably. Because it was like pretty much in every monitor. But the point is, I guess that people are playing, I guess now what they're seeing with our and what's going on in the White House. They're like, you know what? I think more of this is going to start happening.

For sure. More of the hacking, more of the trolling back. Because Loki kind of feels like we're getting trolled. A hundred percent feels like a troll. Oh, yeah. And no, no. Like, we're getting trolled by who's in office. So people are like, oh, we're, let's get them back.

Like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be surprised. You know, like, that anonymous. account oh yeah yeah things like that start happening more where more

more types of these trolls to Trump and to Elon yeah but it'll start happening yeah

where is our vice president true that is actually you're right what's his dog

why do I see Elon would Trump more than Vance I know you are so friends

yeah yeah is this is this secret organization an AnanaMex trying

to tell us something for real though I didn't even think about that because

all lies are really on Elon and Trump. Yeah, he's acting for sure. They're like co-presidents. Yeah. They're like, we can share.

Tag team. Yeah. They're like, I can keep the presidency at my house, but we could share it. I'll run it, but you can be the face.

Yeah. Like, you could like totally use the guest bedroom in the White House, bro. But they do love each other like that, right, Andy? Yes, because Elon,

no, besides the video, no, besides the video, fool, there's like Elon tweeting. He says, I love at Trump so much as the straight man can love another man. So it's like, okay, fool,

you're playing it into it too. Yeah. So when you get these AI videos, it's like, can you really blame them? That's why I beg the question. And everybody sent me this video for some odd reason. It makes so funny that it happened on the day, y'all were talking about Toad? Yeah. And then Trump was sucking on Elon's AI Toes.

I got like 50 people that sent me that video. And I was like, I got it the second time. So you watched it 50 times? No, I did it. He just admitted to you. You just admitted to watching it 50 times. I had like 50 people hit me. with it. I'm like, okay, I've seen this.

How many, so how many times did you watch it? I watched it the one time that they sent it to me and that's it. And I was like, this is disturbing. How did it make so? You just said you watched it twice. Were you feeling too? Disturbing. Talk about Toes once.

So disturbing. I watched it more than once. He liked it. Just to be sure I was disturbed. I was really disturbed. Definitely on an American intelligence level, that is a trip that they could get by. Those types of things. Because I don't even know what type of TVs they were on, but it seemed like it

a hallway. Yeah, it was like the hall. It was different monitors. So that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, it's probably like throughout the whole department. Yeah, I would imagine those are the ones that like, if they have a guest,

it's like, welcome somebody. Yeah. So they're just like, welcome. Toesuckers. God, here we go again. Send it to me again. Stop sending me this video. So how many times is that that you've watched it?

He's watched it 51 times just so everybody knows. What was it that Greg said yesterday? I know. All I said was that. I like pretty feet. Like, yes, I'll suck on some toes. And everybody's like, oh, you're disgusting. And I was like, okay.

There's nothing wrong with that, bro. Yes. And then I was like, I massaged my ex's toes at a concert once. I took off her shoe. Oh, that's really nice. Thank you, Angie. Thank you. Which concert?

It was just a concert. Yeah, but what kind of? Like, which concert? What artist? It's a concert. I'm going to see too much detail. It was recently, though. I'll just say that.

It was a recent concert. Recent. But, yeah. Usher? No. No. What shoes? she wearing?

She was wearing it was like heels so it was easier to access you know yeah that's why I was like she had pretty feet I'm like

yeah let me rub these toes really close okay who has better feet dip them in my drink your girls your ex dip them in my drink

you guys heard that am I and that's why they sent him those videos Greg is probably like Trump keep something um Trump and Elon

love each other America you gotta be careful that little bromance is way too much right now all right That's it for Sombrassala brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.

I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on Par 1.6.