Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 408 Homie Hookup Line | Brown Bag Mornings (02/27/25)

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Sparrow 106. Yes, sir. Yeah. Good morning. Thursday, February 27. Thursday. Good morning to you. And good morning to Curtis, right, Greg?
Starting point is 00:00:10 Right. Oh, yeah. Good morning, Curtis. Hi, Curtis. This morning. Curtis. Let's go, Curtis. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:16 I ordered my coffee and I'm walking up. And then I'm like, oh, is that for Greg? He's like, yeah, DJ Greg, yeah. I was like, oh, hey. Dang. Dude, I deliver food for you, Maximil and Angie all the time. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:00:28 That's cool. Okay. It's funny because when I read the message, I read it in Spanish, so I read it Curtis. Oh, yeah, she walks in and she's like, is that Curtis? And I was like, you mean Curtis? I'm like, oh. I know Angie is like high-level Hispanic because I've never read Curtis in Spanish. Ever, ever.
Starting point is 00:00:45 That was my ever seen Curtis and read it in Spanish. That's, that's Angie's favorite 50 cent album. Curtees. Hey, which one of you is eating? Nobody. No one. Oh, I heard some mastication. Mastikation.
Starting point is 00:00:59 I like that word. It's an actual word. I know. Addigant to my vocabre. Masticating. Look, it's national. It's true. Masticating?
Starting point is 00:01:18 Google it. I don't want to. You don't Google it. Half of the do you masquerqueen. At least once a day. Everyone masticates all the time. You masquerque when you eat, fools. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:31 It's chew. Mascate, verb, chew food. Idiots. Duh, Google it. Do you masquerque with the left or the right? What are you talking about both sides? It is the act of chewing food. Usually the right.
Starting point is 00:01:44 What? The right? Oh, what? It'll be the right. Good morning. We're not making it weird and it's not weird. It's not. I know.
Starting point is 00:01:57 We're talking about eating. Yeah. Yeah. It's a very. Maybe I have to eat from one side is because the other tooth are messed up. Yeah. Yeah. On the other side.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Yeah. On the other side of the other side of the stinging. Yeah. Oh, good. Good morning. Yeah. The homie. Gregory.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Gregory. All right, letty. LeBron James. He might be the pettiest person ever. LaBron. Totally here for it because he has every single reason to be. I feel him. Dwayne Wade was on a podcast recently and he was
Starting point is 00:02:31 talking about the moment that he knew LeBron was done with the Miami Heat because they took his cookies away mid-flight. LeBron James loves his chocolate chip cookies apparently. Like literally cookies. Who doesn't? Yes, chocolate chip cookies. I'm gonna let him. Double chocolate chunk up.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Listen to Dwaywayway talk about the exact moment that LeBron got mad about this. Listen to this. I said this before, man. This is the moment that I, this was the first moment where I had an inkling that Brown may not be back. One thing you don't do is f*** with LeBron cookies. No, no, no, no, Lolly. This is serious.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Like, he loves chocolate chip cookies. Chocolate chip cookies and ice cream he loves, right? So we get on the, we get on the plane, and we play cards at the front of the plane. We play cards at the end. At some point, Bronging him like, hey, bring me those cookies. And there's one day, he was like, hey, with my cookies at, and they had to come up there and Whitsman's in, tell him they were no more cookies on the plane. He pushed that table, that cars back.
Starting point is 00:03:25 He sat there quiet, doing his head, like, you don't need to micromanage us. He would say, you... He was mad. He said, I'm done. Yes. I'm done. I'm going back to Cleveland. Yeah, cookies there.
Starting point is 00:03:37 You know what? Thinking about it? It makes sense because I think that's why Luca got traded too. That's actually the same. For cookies? His beer. For beer and hookah. For beer and hookah.
Starting point is 00:03:46 For beer and hookah. He likes beer and hookah like that? Yeah. Actually, Nico, the guy who traded Luca walked by him when he was celebrating and Luca was drinking a beer, and he took the beer out of his hand and walked away. That's rude. Luca's the one. He went viral for having a beer in his hand on the court, right?
Starting point is 00:04:00 on the court no no but it's just like when he's off when he's not you know on basketball duty or whatever like he's like smoking hookah drinking a beer drinking a beer like but that's him and he's also like european that's like part of their culture yeah and stuff like that and he does things his way but it works you know what i'm saying he's not he hasn't never been like the slimest most fit guy in the world right but he still finds a way to to score and also you know for being lebron like that's like one of the greatest athletes and players in the NBA. Yeah. So him eating cookies and ice cream, it's like, bro, leave him alone.
Starting point is 00:04:33 He burns those off. You think he doesn't know how to take care of his body at this point? It's like, come on, man. That's when they realized that he's not going to be in the Miami Heat anymore. Yeah. And he was done. That's what he was saying. When I think of LeBron and the cookies stuff, I think of the Kobe commercial.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Weren't they fighting over cookies? Yes, the chocolate chip cookies. Yeah. Kobe had five. They're talking about who had more cookies. Yeah. So, like, this all literally. goes to like the LeBron lore and I remember one time LeBron had some type of opinion on a on a
Starting point is 00:05:02 Kobe play and they asked Kobe like hey how do you feel about what LeBron thinks and then Kobe's like what does you want a cookie? Sweat of God. So everyone knew. Hey Kobe was like a CIA agent level of like. You knew your weakness. Yes, he would find things out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Or learn your language. Maybe he told Pat Riley like, hey, you know what? He should lay off the cookies, man. Yeah. He's getting a little big. For real. That's crazy. Yeah, and they say LeBron spends a million dollars on his body every year.
Starting point is 00:05:33 What? How do you spend a million dollars on your body? Like on conditioning, on health, on all that. Yeah. He has a private chef. That's the thing that he said to during, I've seen that clip. And he was saying, like, oh, he had a private chef. So he would eat his own food.
Starting point is 00:05:45 And then also his little comfort, like, reward would be the cookies. And they were like, no. It was a balance. And then he's like, I'm done. I'm out. And also Pat Riley is known to be. controlling and strict in like his organization. Sometimes when you squeeze too hard, it makes people want to leave.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Just happen when Jimmy Butler. Jimmy Butler does his own thing, his own way. And, you know, but he gives it his all on the court, just like LeBron. And Jimmy Butler got tired of Pat Riley just meddling in his business all the time. Oh, wow. Yeah. Pat Riley needs a, I don't know, step out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:21 No, yeah. Soon to heaven. But. What? What? Isn't that point five thousand years old? Yeah, probably like 80 something. Yeah, he's old. Bro, it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:06:31 You sound like, you're like, oh, good boy, what's up? Yeah. Like the marlboros hitting. What? What's, uh. What's, uh, the marbles? Marlboro. Marble.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Marbles? Marlboros. None. Oh, the. I'm just kidding. You don't. I know Maximil's not talking. I thought Maximil was talking right now.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I thought that was you. Wait. We have shoutouts for. We have shoutouts. We have shoutouts, fool. You got my joke. We got a lot of birthday shoutouts. Birthdays.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Izzy wants to give a shout out to her bonus kid. Amina, she's turned 11. Happy birthday. Roy wants to give a shout out to his son, Adan. Adon. Who turned three and also welcome our new baby girl. Avella? Avia, Rai.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Avia. Then Sarah wants a birthday shoutout. She listens every single morning on her way to work. Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Junior wants a birthday shout-out for his sister Marlene. Marlene, what up?
Starting point is 00:07:29 Marlene. Happy birthday. And then Eddie wants a birthday shout-out all the way from the Bronx. The Bronx? And yo, Eddie. Happy birthday, son. Break outside, me? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Can you do my birthday shout out in Angie's voice? Oh, my God, no. That's what he wants? That's what he wants. Okay, I guess. Wait. Wait, does he want you to do it in Angie voice or does he want Angie to do it? Yeah, I think he's good.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Okay, well, teach her own. Okay. Happy birthday to Eddie all the way from the Bronx. Happy birthday to you You guys Okay Greg you're someone's king Huh
Starting point is 00:08:05 That was That was like She didn't want to NG He wanted Engy impersonation That's why Vick said To each their own That's crazy
Starting point is 00:08:14 I take that back now Eddie No don't No it's too late It's out there It's out there I don't want to jukeyes You anymore No that's what you get
Starting point is 00:08:20 Yeah That's what you get Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Feliz Cumblaos A D. Simp Or Pimp
Starting point is 00:08:30 B IMP Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim There's a man Going viral No I didn't think Say you like that Yeah the cadence is off
Starting point is 00:08:45 He's doing like an alarm Yeah That's exactly what it was Wow But there's a man going viral Online Because he gifted his girl her first car, which was a used Honda Civic.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Okay. Very reliable. But the internet was just clowning on him for getting her like a used car. Why? Because it wasn't a Toyota. Oh. No, I mean. Should have been.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yes. Yeah. But I think it was because it was used. Instead of getting her a new car. I think online usually you see like people pull, you know, like the flashing stuff. Yeah. The dealer. It's the influencer stuff that like has our.
Starting point is 00:09:24 mind warped sometimes. It's like, no, people buy used cars all the time. Yeah, my first car was a use car. You know what I'm saying? It's like, and just because it doesn't have a bow on it, it doesn't mean it wasn't expensive. It does have a bow. Oh, okay. Well, I pictured it. You can see the pictures on Brownback Mornings 106. Yeah. But yeah, he did the whole presentation, like the influencer stuff. He put a bow on it. He surprised her. But I think the expectation from online of people giving new cars, regardless of what brand it is, it's new. And his was a a huge car. It's new to her. Yeah. Yeah. It's your first car. And you know how fuel efficient that model is? It is a really good car. Yeah. And it's like, bro,
Starting point is 00:10:02 a lot of these comments probably are little kids. Oh, what'd you get to that car? Even him, he looks young like in his 30s. Yeah, they're young. He worked hard. Yeah, he worked hard. He looks so little. And then for him to be able to afford a car for his girl. Yeah. That's props to him. Yeah. I don't understand why. It's very simple. It's very simple. I don't get a little sin. I mean, it depends. I think it depends. I think it depends on like he clearly takes her serious. Yeah. I mean,
Starting point is 00:10:28 it's still a car. I like it because her, she's not doing the things that you guys are saying. Like, she's not the, she's not the one clowning, you know, she's like the one saying,
Starting point is 00:10:37 oh yeah, no, this is wag. She's, you could tell in the photos, she's happy, she's appreciative of it. For sure. She probably knew like,
Starting point is 00:10:43 dang, I can't put money up like that for my man to get me my first car. Like, you could just tell, she's not asking for it to be the, the,
Starting point is 00:10:53 El Anno. Right. all of that. No, yeah. I mean, I think it's dope of him, but he's going to learn a very hard lesson. And she drives away. It's the AIMC car.
Starting point is 00:11:07 There is this kid's parents as something to teach him. Should have got her some flowers or something. She drives away. So should just girls get no gifts from their men? No. But a car at that, they look like they're like 17. Yeah. Yeah, they look.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Y'all also hated on that one fool for, what's his face is the Facebook guy for getting his girl a custom van That's his wife They're rich though I was just getting mad Yeah because he was setting a standard too
Starting point is 00:11:36 Yeah You can't just transform What was it a Porsche Into a minivan I actually don't think this is simple I actually think it's Pimp Because now he knows His girl's there for him
Starting point is 00:11:46 Like she wasn't there for money Like to milk him Like her being happy with like a used car shows that she's like a ride or die. Literally. But, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:58 I don't know if you guys. It makes it seem like if you get a girl a gift, you're a sim. No. No. A car? No. At this age. 17.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Well, we don't know their age. But any guy that gets a girl a car, you guys end up calling him a simp for whatever reason. Nah. I think this is win. Y'all did it to Mark Zuckerberg and you did it to this full on both sides of the spectrum. Yeah, Vic and Greg. Just say you wouldn't get a girl car and just move on.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Yeah, just so you can't afford it either way. Probably would not. I think it's a Chinese proverb to not buy a girl car. Proverb. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I think it's like bad luck or something. Is it really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Or. What? Yeah, it's like bad luck. Why would it be bad luck? They could like roll away from you or something like. Oh, no, I think that's shoes. That's shoes. Okay, same.
Starting point is 00:12:46 It's even worse with a car then because they could speed off, not walk away. So if your parents got you a car, that means that you're going to drive out of their life. I did. I literally did. I came back a couple years later, but I literally did. Thanks for a car. I did too. What are cars for if not to drive?
Starting point is 00:13:02 Drive away? Yeah. Still driving. Drive back. Got to make sure you come back. Still driving. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I personally think it's Pimp. Me too. I think it's Pimp because he knows that girl's ride or die for him. Like she wasn't there for money. Yeah. I like that she wasn't the one that was like, oh, this is not a new car. No, good for her. Why did you put a bone on it?
Starting point is 00:13:22 Yeah. The fact that he put a ball is like... I'm happy for her. I'm nervous for him. He's in for a good heartbreak. He's in for a ride. He's in for a ride. Hosewed number two?
Starting point is 00:13:33 One last ride. It's been a long day without you, my friend. You all day. Y'all spent money on girls that will never talk to again. That's why we're trying to tell them. Greg could have bought a car for somebody. The amount of all those locals girls that are running around
Starting point is 00:13:56 with Greg's car money is great That is true I could have bought like three of these cars already I think it's Pimp Yeah he's Pimp, he is Pimp The guy Yeah He's gonna be a Pimp one day
Starting point is 00:14:08 After this He's gonna be a heartbroken Pimp Never again He's a Pimp He's a Pimp Pimp Or need some help. We need your help.
Starting point is 00:14:25 We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Hoseway still needs our help. Hosew. For the third time. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:37 So, yeah, yesterday we had Hosew call in and share his story, which was actually an update of about a year ago about him and his ex-wife living together, even though they're no longer together. They live with the kids. He has a four-bedroom house. He's so great. great and perfect. Say it, Greg. She manipulates him all the time. This guy's a sim!
Starting point is 00:14:56 That's what he is. He's self-proclaimed simp. He's a very nice guy. He's a very nice guy. He's very nice. Yes. And so we started, you know, talking to him. I felt like we kind of cut it a little bit short.
Starting point is 00:15:10 There was a lot more to unpack. So now we are going to continue to try to help him. Yes. You know what I want to wrote out a whole little summary for you. Summary for you. It was actually. a great summary. It was such a great summary.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Oh, here it is. It was really good. Thank you. All right. All right. Hosei first called us on March 27th, 2024. He was paying child support.
Starting point is 00:15:34 His ex-wife and daughters were living with him when they moved in in 2022. He was doing husband activities buying groceries almost every day while still paying child support while his ex-wife had packages delivered from Amazon almost every day while mooching off of him and still making good money. Wow. He needed us. to help him cut her off nicely.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Fast forward to today, his ex-wife and daughter still live with them, and because of this situation, he recently lost the girl he was interested in because he told her three weeks later what his living situation is, and she bounced. Quickly. That's right. So here we are today, and Brown Bag Mornings is going to help this responsible, hardworking man and father find love while he still lives. I don't want to help this guy.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Yeah, we are. He also recently got an apartment. Because he decided, hey, if she's not moving out, which is strange, whatever, that he's going to get an apartment and move out himself because he wants to move forward with his life and he wants to find love. Yeah, he needs to live for himself. Yeah, he's moving out of his own house. Yes. It's crazy. And still paying child support.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Wow. I don't know. Yeah, you know. And paying for a rent, right? Yeah. And helping her Amazon addiction. Okay. Can I go now?
Starting point is 00:16:47 Yeah. Okay. They've been separated 12 to 13 years. So that's how long it's been that they've been living with him, but not together. And, you know, some people did ask, like, why doesn't he just get back with her? He's like, no, it's kind of that ship has sailed. He looks at her, like, family now versus, like, his ex-wife. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:06 And so it's just, like, that connection is not there. And that she even encourages him to start dating. But clearly at the same time, you can't encourage me to start dating, but then also, like, stay at the crib, like, how you guys were mentioning, because it kind of, like... It's contradicting itself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So he's made the moves. And I think, you know, it's funny, like, a year ago how that recap is like,
Starting point is 00:17:26 he came to us in order to, like, get her out of the house. He clearly, we didn't help. He got himself out. He threw himself out. He's like, and get out and stay out. Our success rate, if we were lawyers, is probably, I don't know. Like, our case rate? Like, our success rate of cases?
Starting point is 00:17:43 Who cares? You don't pay us unless you get paid. We'll be one of those lawyers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty much. So we're not getting paid. So we're not getting paid. No, no.
Starting point is 00:17:51 But you know what? There's something about this case that makes us still want to help this year. Yes. Because yesterday he was like, should I try to get the girl back that did from me after three weeks? Or should I like just like try to move on, period? And he met that girl on Facebook, like Facebook dating. Facebook marketplace. Not marketplace.
Starting point is 00:18:11 So clearly we're like, all right, this one needs help finding a girl or finding other people around him. He did say like his ex-wife and his kids are the only family he has. You know, his mother passed away. I'm not too sure when. But we're just kind of like, okay, maybe this dude needs to date. Yeah. And needs help finding people, right? Stop being a sim.
Starting point is 00:18:31 He honestly saw too many Fast and furious movies and is really serious about this family. Family. Vindhia would be proud of this guy. True. Vindhia would be proud of this guy. He gets first on the new Fast and Furious ride. Yes. Universal.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Okay. but he pretty much has great qualities. We're trying to figure out like what is the bad part about him. You know what I'm saying? Because he makes his own bread. He was in the military. He has, he's pretty set,
Starting point is 00:18:59 I guess on that part. Clearly we could all, we all struggle, but it seems like he has his head put straight. He has a great heart. You know, he's not hateful towards sex. And then everyone's like,
Starting point is 00:19:10 well, what is he ugly? So then we posted a photo of him on Instagram. And the women do not think he's ugly. No. This will look like that. Wolf got Hernandez, though. Yeah, Vic instantly had his girl blocked. Don't look at the page.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Blocked. There's also a friend of his that left a really nice comment about him. Yeah, he left a Yelp review on this guy. Yeah, she's like, we've known Josef for almost 20 years. He is such an amazing sweet guy. He's been such a loyal and great friend to my husband and I. He deserves nothing but the best, and any girl will be incredibly lucky to have him in her life. Tell him to speak up and say that himself.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Stop being like softy. He found her on Facebook Marketplace. Yeah, probably. He probably paid her for that one. But he's marketing himself incorrectly, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. But we're here to help him out.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah. Doing it wrong. I'm just tripping like, what is the con, you know? Like, I know you guys are like calling him a sim. Yeah. And him too. He called himself a sim. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:01 He, the lady he married was like the first lady that paid attention to him because he said his mom. I'm serious. He said that. He said that. First girl. His mom didn't let him date. So in the military, she paid him interest the girl. She gave him a tour of booty.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Yeah. He got his first. Who. Yeah And I don't know That he's really dated after that True Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:22 You know He's kind of sleeping on himself It's kind of what like I gathered from all of this Yeah He doesn't know his own power Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:30 Because you seem to check all the boxes You got it going for yourself You know No baby mama drama You Are people think you're good looking So then what's the con I don't know
Starting point is 00:20:41 I just want to boo this man Every time I Yeah Right Boo Boo Boom Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:20:48 That's what I want to do. Some people will say he is being a man. How is he being a man? Yeah, I'm kind of. And then he's trying to do for himself now he got that apartment. And now he just needs somebody to help make that apartment a home. No, he needs someone to help kick his ex out the house. Yeah, I was about to say that pretty much.
Starting point is 00:21:08 It's going to be his ex that's going to help him. Yeah, and see, that's the thing that I'm having trouble with because I think the conversation always goes there. So we never end up helping him. Yeah. Everyone is just like kick the ex out, but there's not, like, we told him that a year ago. He didn't do it. He told him that yesterday. He's not going to do it.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Like, we got to help him on the other end, y'all. Yeah. Yeah, that's already. That's a lot of causing. Oh, man. On that side. Stresses me. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:33 But we're going to help him next. We're helping Jose. Thank God. All right. He first called us back in 2024 because he was paying child support for his ex-wife. He also lives with her, let her live with him. She's getting Amazon packages every single day. Like clockwork.
Starting point is 00:21:48 I like how he calls this. He said complaining about his ex-wife, but then he's also like defending. Yeah. Yeah. That's great manipulation. That's his sister. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:58 But I can't care out. She's like family little. Then why did you hit us up? Because now we're all up in arms about it and we're all like divided. Yeah. We're divided over this issue. Yeah. We will fight for you.
Starting point is 00:22:09 I know. As much as we try to move on past it, it's like that's in their back of our mind. I was thinking about that like a 9 p.m. yesterday like we gotta help this guy man yeah we gotta help him um we are exactly so yesterday uh we spoke to him and again trying to help him but today we're trying to play a little bit of matchmaking to really help him this is the homie hookup line hey whoa whoa whoa what yes we're homies yeah what's crazy homie hookup line yeah how's like homesies hook up yeah well not like that not the ones you're That is wild.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Not like your homies. Yeah. Not like you and your homies. That's crazy. Why would you do that? I don't know why you do that. Anyway, Greg just don't like this full for Norway.
Starting point is 00:22:53 No, I don't. Yeah. You better stay away from my girls. Well, okay, Greg. Girls off the line. Aho Suu. Hosew.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Welcome back. My dog. Hey, also, just for the record, you're not going to stop taking care of your ex-wife, right? Ever. No, I'm not. See?
Starting point is 00:23:13 Damn. Yeah. He knows. Because we end up fighting over that stuff, and I just want to make sure that we just all set in stone. This was still going to take care of her and his kids because they're like family. Yeah. Yes, absolutely. Okay, so I'm going to tell you just you.
Starting point is 00:23:28 I'm mad at you because why the heck do you even complain to us in the first place about her? If you're still going to help her. Say that one more time. I'm going to catch that. Nah. All of a sudden you can't hear. All of a sudden, huh? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Nothing. All I heard that there's going to be a single mom out there that needs some help. With a nice four-bedroom house. Nice four-bedroom house. Ready to move into. That's all I'm hearing right now. Bill's paid and everything.
Starting point is 00:23:55 And you don't mind that because you care about her. You aren't heard to move on, right? No, listen, I know, the way that it's being said, I think, is it is... Hello? I'm not going to, you know, bail on them, you know, and make sure that they know that's all. But, of course, it's going to be at some point, it's going to be some... to draw the lines.
Starting point is 00:24:13 They're saying, you're okay. You can take care of it, but at least that's... Yeah. No, honestly, yeah. When she's 70, bro, she better get it together. And also, like... Maybe 71, but that's pushing it. But it's also not bail on them.
Starting point is 00:24:27 It's bell on her. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You're always going to have your kids. Yeah. You're always going to do that, you know? Yeah, for sure. Shout out to our guy.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Hey, what's the con about you? If we were to talk to your ex-wife, what would she say? Like, why did y'all divorce? if you're so perfect. I am not perfect. I'm far from it. You know, so I'm very,
Starting point is 00:24:50 so I went through a lot of stuff, you know, I was in the military. And I'm not trying to get really trapped here, but for it to make sense, and the reason I am the way that I am, I went through a lot at one point in time, and I lost a lot.
Starting point is 00:25:04 And, you know, a lot of that was, you know, contributed to PTSD. And I had a really hard time living for a while. And that came around, I found myself, but I lost a lot in that. And during that process, I lost a lot of confidence. And this is why I am the way that I am. I don't take nothing for, you know, I'm very confident for that reason because when I was really low, people were there for me. You know what I mean? And so because of that, I'm there to always help no matter what. And
Starting point is 00:25:32 even my ex-wife was there for me even during this process when I, you know, was not in a good place. So that's why it's one of the big reasons why I can never ever do, by her. I may do things that she may not agree on, but I never would, you know, do her wrong like that, you know? I get you. Yeah, that's kind of like what I thought. Like, you're sleeping on yourself, you know what I'm saying? Because we're kind of... Well, 100%. Yeah. We're like, what's up with this guy? But it's just that. It's like internal. Like, okay. Do you still suffer from like the PTSD? I do. I do. I've come around. It took, it took almost, excuse my language. Almost 10 years to, you know, on this, you know, to like be diagnosed with it.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Because I didn't know what I was going through. I just knew I wasn't myself. And then eventually when I actually went to the VA, you know, it was a, I'm not going to, you know, the doctor asked me one day, he's like, Jose, is there anything that I can do for you? And let me tell you, when the moment he said that, I just started crying, because for the first time somebody actually asked me what's wrong if you're not if I need help. And from that point on, it was like little baby steps, because it was really hard to talk about it. And eventually, I came around and, you know, it's been an old, you know, 180 for what it was before. But I did lose a lot. And then because of that, I thought of myself not good enough to even try to get out there to, you know.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I was just really hard of myself. You felt like you didn't deserve it. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much, yeah. You may have had some type of survivor's guilt, too, of, like, why do, maybe people, other people have passed and I'm still here. Why do I deserve this, you know? No, that really is the one.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Like, Survivor's guilt really is the reason behind it all. And that's crazy you caught that because I don't really fail like that. But yeah, that really was the corporate of it all, Survivor's guilt. And I just didn't know how to do it. You know, being a man and being a Marine, Marine tells you, hey, you sucked it up and you'd be okay. And then you internalize it for so long. And then it's at some point it's going to boil over it and it did for me, you know. But I am much better.
Starting point is 00:27:24 I'm not like that anymore. So it took some years. And that's, but in the years, I lost a lot of, you know, a lot of confidence. And, but yeah, that's where I'm at. Let's get you some booty then. Yeah, I was about to say. So I think the phone lines are blowing up even more after that story. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:27:42 I'm surprised. Yeah, you went over the top with that one. All right, let's go. You'd do that answer. You'd win Miss Universe. Yeah. Honestly, I'm just a little too perfect. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Well, you know, I heard Greg, man. Greg ate me. I don't know why. You know what it is. I don't care about you little of Pobaricito story. Oh. I don't. I don't.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Oh, my God. I'm so good looking and I have a set story. Yo. It's okay. Nobody said it. thing about him being good looking. I'm getting DMs right now. Like you call him good looking? He's not a bad looking guy. Like, come on. Like wavy? I hate these foods like this is like, oh, I have a beard and I have a beard. This and that. It's like, dog. Hey, we should relax. Go to the club. Go to the club. I don't know why you've triggered Greg the way you want to ask. Go to the club right now.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Yeah, I can't grow up here first of all. That's why it makes me mad. And he wants to come up with this little potricito story. He was like, oh, my God. Oh my God. I'm so perfect. Perfect. You got him so mad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Yo, he's a Marine, bro. Cool. He wants to choke you out. Greg is like, be a man. And he just said the most man stuff, you know, like I'm a Marine. And then, you know, we're going to talk about our feelings. I play Call of Duty too. What's up?
Starting point is 00:28:58 So stupid. Bro, he's going to touch you in like right in your neck. You're just going to fall asleep. Like, he knows how to like, you know, do, do, too, crazy. He's going to make you go night night. your TV off. So you sent us a photo, bro, and we posted it, and all the girls are like, oh, my God. We have over 100 comments.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah. How does that make you feel? Like, is it better than what happened on Facebook dating? No, I, no, actually, I had more luck on Facebook than I did on Tinder, but that's up the point. But I don't know. It is kind of overwhelming, like, get all this attention. I know it's just social media, but it is weird because, you know, I don't, I don't go out there. I really, I'm telling you, I'd rather go to.
Starting point is 00:29:37 to a bar and sit and have a drink by myself and to go to a club because for one, I'm 42 years old and I just rather just enjoy my company you know and I don't really go out there and like I don't really make the huge effort though I want to I just don't have I just don't know how to
Starting point is 00:29:53 that's what I'm chill Angie chill Angie chill edge I said he's 42 you don't look 42 yeah don't forget oh my God yeah I'm 42 okay well we have some
Starting point is 00:30:07 prospects on the line. So we're going to do the homie hookup line. Wait, wait. You have girls on the line? Yes, there's girls on the line. It better not be my Dr. Pepper steak, all right? You're taking that away from me. If he takes that away from me, I'm fighting the dude.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Greg, they're not for you. Not for you. If they want to cook them a Dr. Pepper chicken steak, let them. No, no. I hope this works out better than Facebook dating. This is a roundback dating. Yes. There's girls that, I guess, we vetted online.
Starting point is 00:30:35 They showed their interest. they let us know like hey let's see like I would like him to get to know me a little bit some have even already reached out to you um so I think it's Angie let's go to Angie online three not me it's not me no Angie why is it a seven oh my not bad never mind Angie Angie are you underwater under water under water no I'm driving oh you're not better Angie, are you the one that we saw on Instagram like, hey, I'm going through something similar. Please let him know, like, what's up? And mind you, I just want to add, I said this before I even knew what he looked like.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Okay. Okay, but now what do you think? I hate her too. Yeah, what do you think now that you saw his photo? Go ahead. Well, now that I saw his photo, I mean, I'm even more interested, of course. I think what Angie, like it's like it didn't take the photo for me to like want to see what's up with him. Like she's kind of like out before he looks like.
Starting point is 00:31:42 It's the story for me. She somehow had a cell. It's a story for me. Yeah. Angie, how are you going through something similar or what happened with you? So I was married for, I actually just got divorced a few weeks ago. And I was living with my ex-ex. husband, but we weren't together anymore.
Starting point is 00:32:04 And nobody believed me. It's kind of hard to believe something like that, and I understand. But nobody believes that it was strictly for taking care of the kids and both of us having a decent home to live in because it's expensive to live on your own. So dating was a total nightmare, you know, and I get it. It's easier to go and meet someone and, you know, try to talk to them, see what you have in common. But the minute you mention something about your personal life like that, like, hey, by the way, I'm still living with, you know, my husband at that, like, we still were married, you know, I'm still living with my husband, but we're not together. I'm sure it's a huge red flag and nobody believes it.
Starting point is 00:32:55 So I just, I kind of stopped trying for a while. And now that I'm like newly divorced and he's been separated for almost seven years, it's been difficult to get back out there. Okay. So when you hear his story and if you were to tell you, hey, my ex-wife lives with me, you'd understand. You'd be more understanding to it. Absolutely. Okay. That's not a deal breaker for you.
Starting point is 00:33:20 See? It's not a deal breaker because I see that he's doing it out of a good place in his heart. You know, he wants to be a good father and he wants to be a good male role model to his daughters. And there's nothing wrong with taking care of family. And if the mother of his children is family, then, you know, what's wrong with taking care of that? As long as there's boundaries, of course. Y'all can all live together? Swaroni?
Starting point is 00:33:53 Here's the story. Felizze los four? I'm a manning poste. All right. Shout out to our girl, Angie. Thank you for calling. What do you guys think about about Angie? I like her.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Yeah. She's very calm. Calm. Understanding. Yeah. She just got divorced. No. No.
Starting point is 00:34:09 She's been segregated. The paperwork has just happened. The bank just tried. I think seven years she said separated, but still living together. She understands it. It's kind of like a mirror of his situation. So he would literally get like, hey, you know how you're asking people to understand? You'd have to understand my situation the same.
Starting point is 00:34:27 So it would kind of just be like the. Like a mirror image of himself. Like, what up twin? Yeah. That's my twin in him. Hey, what happens all pack you get today? Yeah. Right, what do you think of her?
Starting point is 00:34:39 I don't like her. I don't like him to start. Oh my gosh. With this whole, uh, all right, I think, I'd have to see you. You guys write it down everyone,
Starting point is 00:34:46 write Angie and then tell what you think of her because there's other other prospects on the line. Other prospects on the line. Other judges? Yeah. Yeah. I'm Randy Jackson. KPWR HD1, Los Angeles,
Starting point is 00:34:57 Power 106. L.A's number one for hip. inside the homie hookup line. All right. Our homie host, we couldn't convince him to kick his ex-wife out of the house that he pays for her to live in while she's still paying her child support and taking care of her whole existence. But we can help him start dating again. Yeah. All right?
Starting point is 00:35:19 Because there's people that as much as everyone's like, no one's going to understand the situation. It seems like people are understanding the situation. We have Jay on line four. Jay. Hey. Hey, good morning, I'm back. Hi, Jay. What up, Jay? Good morning, Jay.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Hi. Jay, your note here says, there are women who appreciate a provider man who's committed to his family. Is that you? Yeah, that's me. Talk to us. I guess what sparked your interest about this guy, Jose. I've been a single mom for many years,
Starting point is 00:35:50 and I got married in between and then divorced also. And so I understand on a really deep level what it is for a man to just step away from the relationship and then also step away from the children and have no regard for what the kids go through while the mom is also struggling and that's something that happens so commonly so Jose really is like a diamond in the rough and right now I just want to ask that somebody please give Greg his chupon and his binkie so he's I was about saying you know what I was about saying I don't like your attitude why are you talking like this for me I don't like your attitude you're already a red flag I don't Front of the star. Children's timing in on this right now, for real. Like, they go.
Starting point is 00:36:37 I know I'm not going to get voted for by Greg right now, but I'm not even tripping on that. But what you're hating on is an honorable man. Hosewil-Lis. Hosewil-Luis. If your dad wasn't the same kind of stimp that Hosewet is so like in a Nosephemy, you wouldn't be sitting up so comfy at your mama's house right now. I can't wait for you to live with his ex-wife, too.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I can't wait for that. You go live with his ex-wife and kids. No, but listen, listen, like, really, Jose is an honorable man. Like, I really, really appreciate it, whether, whatever, if I ever meet him or not, I just want to say, ultimately, it's really comforting to know that there are,
Starting point is 00:37:22 that there is a man. Hopefully there are more men out there that have that kind of undying devotion to their children, to their well-being, to la Mada, literally. Yeah. Like, to the, your mom is a part of you, and her being okay means you're going to be okay.
Starting point is 00:37:41 And so as your thought, that happens. And whether he has boys or girls, he's a solid example, and he's a solid provider and a solid real family man. There's too many men that are like, okay, I'm done with the relationship, I'm done with the kids.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Peace out. And that really hurts for a, you know, I grew up with a dad who grew up about his dad. And that, like, and I grew up knowing that trauma from childhood of a man that grew up without a father. And now my kids have, like, similar struggles here and there, you know. And so I have the almost respect for Ho-Fue, and just for FYI, I'm also 41.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Also, we'll rather have a drink at a bar with one person enjoying my company instead of being out there and all kinds of scandalous nonsense on the floor. So just, that's my piece. Wow. Wow. Jay. Jay, Jay, do you think he's cute? Thank you.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Thank you, Jay. Thank you, Jay. Jay told us. Yeah. Jay told us. That's what she thinks. You, Greg. I swear.
Starting point is 00:38:46 I hope you are into talkers. Yeah. Because Jay's one. I like that. I don't like gratitude. She knew she had a limited amount of time to get her piece in. Yeah. And you took some away from it because she had to yell at you, Greg.
Starting point is 00:38:59 I'll give her one point for that. Yeah. I cut into her talking. Yeah, you did. Yeah. It is kind of rude. It is kind of rude. Would you want to ask?
Starting point is 00:39:05 You know, this is her show. What do you want to ask me? What? Where she's from? Oh, no. No. No. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:14 I don't know what you guys are. I don't know. I don't know what Vick was trying to say. Next contest. The guys. Yeah. All right. Let's go to Janira on line five.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Yanira. Janira. That's a nice name. Hello. Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Good morning. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Okay. So, we have Josewe on the line and he's talked to us a couple of times throughout the,
Starting point is 00:39:33 these couple years. And he seems to have trouble with his confidence, although he seems to have a pretty, like, good head on his shoulders. He makes good enough money to be able to take care of his ex-wife and kids. He's moving into his own apartment, wants to start dating, but people that he dates seem to not like his living situation where he takes care of his ex-wife and kids to make sure they're all good. This is the only family he feels like he has out here right now, but he also wants to live a life for himself. Yanira, did you see his photo online?
Starting point is 00:40:06 or did you hear our conversation yesterday? How did you get up on our guy who sweat? Well, I was listening to you guys on the way of dropping off my daughter at school. So I heard most of the conversation. And then it drew me in because I feel like, unfortunately, nowadays in the dating world, a lot of women ruin it for other women, just as much as men ruin it for others. And it's very hard to trust out there to, like, see that, like, a lot of people say, oh, I know what I want, and then they're not ready for, like, something serious. And unfortunately, like, with the girl he was talking to, maybe she wasn't mature enough to handle the situation and knowing that, you know, he has good values and he's going to ride for his ex and his kids, you know.
Starting point is 00:41:02 So I feel like I was really drawn to his story. And then I did follow up with seeing his picture. And he's very handsome. He's very, very handsome. But that's besides the point. Like, yeah, looks are great. But it's what really matters is your morals and like what you stand for and how you go about life. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Yenira. So you have a kid too. He has kids. their, his kids are older, like, I think 15 and 18. How will you deal with, like, hey, you start dating that he does take care of his ex? Are you someone that's going to maybe try to get a relationship with her? Or are you someone that's going to be like, you need to kick her out now. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Are you going to be his backbone that helps him? Yeah, kick her out. Kick her out? I think the guys are looking for an evictor. No, no, I feel like it's all about boundaries. of course it would have to be how he presents it, like, presents it, and how he acts, how they interact is very important. So I think I would, like, push back a little bit and see, like, how that plays out.
Starting point is 00:42:13 But for me, like, I'm confident enough that that's not going to intimidate me in their relationship because the way he talks about her and the kids is that's what's important that they're good, that they have, that they're just, safe. So for me, that's not an issue. And like, I have my own place. I've been independent since I was 19. Like, I have my own thing going on. Like, I don't need that financial support. I just want that good companionship. Because what I'm going to be with someone. What I feel is like you might feel like he's taking advantage of. Because you're like, especially if you got it together, you might end of feeling like, you know you don't have to do this
Starting point is 00:42:55 for this lady? Yeah. So are you going to be the evictor? Are you going to come in and lay down the law? I would have to definitely put boundaries for sure. Janita, I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. This is a little too serious.
Starting point is 00:43:10 He needs a freak. That's what I see. That's what we need to hear. You guys are terrible marketing here. I like her answer to it. Very. Wait. That has nothing to do with it.
Starting point is 00:43:20 It has everything to do with it. Yeah. He's going to pull with it. fall asleep. Yeah. All these answers are very grown, mature. This is too mature. Wait, so then you guys want the girls to be, like, riszing him up right now?
Starting point is 00:43:31 Yes. Then say that. My boy, he's love. They should know that. Spit some game at my boy. You have to have the foundation first. Oh, brother. The foundation.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I'm going to tell you right now, I think he appreciates this more than what you guys are. Hell no. Hell no. That's his problem. 100%. 1,000 percent. And that's exactly what he was saying. he was looking for.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Yeah. It's okay. The guys want him to enter a toxic cycle. No. We want him to have an experience of a one, adventurous partner to live life. He's had one partner.
Starting point is 00:44:05 I feel like he needs to live life. He needs to go out and travel and do fun stuff. He wanted to have his three or four phase. No. No, no, no, no. No, one woman. One woman have a great time, you know, joke around.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Yeah. Have some fun. Everything seems too serious right now. He just left a serious thing. He needs to go to Baskin Robbins and ask for. That's the serious thing. He did not leave a serious thing.
Starting point is 00:44:26 It was three weeks of talking with someone. No, his ex, his ex. Oh, baby mama. But they're not together. They haven't been together in a long time. It's because the guys don't understand anything besides if, like, it's not a girl just like, ooh, show your stuff. Aye, Dios, me.
Starting point is 00:44:41 No, no, no. That's not what it is. I'm trying to add a day from my boy who sweat. No, my boy hasn't experienced life. So that's why he dove into the first thing he dove into. Yenira, thank you for calling me. But thank you, Nira. Very mature.
Starting point is 00:44:53 He's very matured. I rated you pretty high. I rated her high too. She had really good at her. Yeah, I liked her. All right, you guys take care of the next two. So I'll just, I'll just sit back. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:45:02 The next two. The next two contestants. Issa is online. Six. Issa. Issa. She dropped. She dropped.
Starting point is 00:45:10 She got the race. Issa, you get a zero from me. She get a zero. Gracia. Gracia. Grecia. Gresia. Hello.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Grazie. Yeah. You want to shoot your shot, huh? Gracia. You got to shoot. your shot at Jose. You gotta do it a little differently than the past three callers.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Angie J and Yanita. They could be serious though, but you know, you gotta show my voice a little. I think I am a little bit different. Actually, a lot different. She's about you. I hear it already. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:45:39 So my friend told me about this and I read and I seen the Instagram, the handsome. I listened to the interview that you guys had yesterday and honestly dating sucks. here and when it comes to like what he's experiencing it probably sucks even more but
Starting point is 00:45:59 for me I've been someone that you know I've been trying to date and stuff and I'm open to seeing what kind of connection I have with him because I understand like his story I feel like I really wouldn't be impacted because he seems like he is serious and he obviously is taking care of what he needs to take care of but I'd be open to getting to know him because I mean, at the end of the day, we're all looking for fun or love, and I'm single. I've been single for, you know, a long time. And just like you guys had previously mentioned, like, I like to travel.
Starting point is 00:46:34 I like to go to these places. There we go. I'm a social drinker. There we go. See? Yeah. This sounds fun. This sounds like a good time.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Yeah. What's the last place you traveled to? I went to Thailand. Thailand? Bangkok? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Let's go. him like what Grecia do you have kids I don't have kids no kids oh it's wide open let's go Grecia you do know that Jose does have kids and he's living
Starting point is 00:47:03 with his wife at home right Angie don't ask those questions ask her how freaky she is no no no no no but you can answer that one after yeah you can answer that one after she laughed at it so there's some points there exactly
Starting point is 00:47:17 yep oh go there you go You do, like, how do you feel about the situation that he has at home? Obviously. No, those are questions I ask. The guys don't know how. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:47:29 It's a balance. It's a balance. How do you feel about the situation? I feel like it's not uncommon to hear that. Not uncommon. At least with me, with my experiences, because there's people that financially can't do it alone. And they have kids together. So they do that.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah. And I've, you know, I understand it. It is expensive to live in California. So it's not abnormal. People will joke about it. You know, like, that's crazy that that's what's out here right now, but it's just life right now. It's true. So I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:48:05 I mean, if he is someone that is truthful, you know, and I feel like he is, because it's just the reality of his life right now, then I'm okay with it. His kids are older. That's like a big plus for me. Mm-hmm. Yeah. because I feel like that helped. If the kids were smaller, I suddenly wouldn't do it. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Makes sense. Okay, Gracia, can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? What? What? I actually have never tried. But you're willing to try? I mean. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Come on. You hear that? No sweat. She has like my highest vote right now. 10. She's convinced me. Zero. This is so much fun.
Starting point is 00:48:52 If he doesn't take her, I'm going to take her. Like, if he doesn't take her, I'm taking, I'm taking her. We haven't asked, Hosewe, like, what kind of girl he's looking for. Clearly, it's going to be her. It has to be her. Hold on. Let's go to Hosewe. Hosewee.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Yeah. Hoseway. I got your back, my boy. I'm here. I'm here. You heard them all. He seems happy now. He seems.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Yeah. He's turned up. I'm here. Yeah. With the energy. How are you feeling, Hoseway? How are you feeling after hearing the girls talk? I feel good
Starting point is 00:49:21 I feel real good All right Magusta Meguista Are you Craig Craig now Do you have like a type Or are you not
Starting point is 00:49:33 picky No I'm not really picky I think I'm I'm really more interested In like personality You know Of course looks are important too
Starting point is 00:49:44 But I'm much more into You know The person and stuff Are they funny You know, like, to me that's a big part Is, do they have fever? You know, are they down? That's the type of person that I would actually go for.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Is that too serious? Yeah, I'm out, yeah. Yeah, you see? Come on, so I'm saying. So you need a funny girl. Yeah, I like a funny girl, but I also let know a balance, you know, when it's time to be real and when it's time to be funny. I'm very, I am very, I'm a very, I'm a big one.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Because right now you're saying, I want a funny one, but I'm going to be okay with them. What is it that you want? Like, you can ask right now, customize men, you broke. What is that you want? Yes, yes. We have. Angie, we have Jay. I think Gratia was like the one.
Starting point is 00:50:22 I actually liked the what she put it, you know, and I actually liked what she said to because I described what she was for me. That's what I'm talking about. And she didn't know how to do the thing, but she was willing to try. Try. All we want is effort. You want to ask the other ones? What?
Starting point is 00:50:36 And she's from the 9501. Oh, we could ask them. Because you're I.E. right? I'm in Riverside, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean. Is there a question you want us to ask?
Starting point is 00:50:48 them. And they can Yeah. Yeah, bro. This is for your love life. I think that they answer like the most important part. Look out there,
Starting point is 00:50:57 you know, of course, now that I do have my own place, that doesn't really matter as much anymore. Right. But, you know, I'm glad,
Starting point is 00:51:03 you know, I'm studying right now. Don't know. Because, obviously, if I hadn't moved out, then yes, would it be like,
Starting point is 00:51:13 you know, would you be okay with the situation? Yeah, yeah. But they, because it is hard to, you know, to really believe that. But now that, you know, the dynamics have completely changed.
Starting point is 00:51:21 You know, I think my kids are older, so it does make it easier. But yeah, no, I think that a lot of the girls hit, you know, they hit it in the head with that. But the grace was the one that, you know, really cool with that. I like that. All right. So the guys did, I know you mentioned, like, you would rather be at a bar by yourself than going out clubbing. The guys do feel like you needed more fun. You need to have that freak.
Starting point is 00:51:44 That's what the guy. Come on, go on. You know what you want. You know what you want. You got to say. You got to experience the world, man. No, I have. You know, I've been around the world, literally or figuratively, you know, but I, you know, I am getting older and I just like, I'm chill, but I also not, like, I'm not born either.
Starting point is 00:52:02 You know what I mean? I'm just, my fun is different than other people's fun, you know. Okay. Okay. All right. So right now he's saying that Grecia is his top prospect. Good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Is that the democracy of the room? She's within the top ones. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like Grecia, and I thought Angie was cool, too. Yeah, to me, I rated Angie and you. Andrew was very understanding.
Starting point is 00:52:24 I like that. I rated her pretty highly as well. Which was the one that told off Greg? No, Jay was the one that. That's the one I like. No, can't come out of my boy, Greg like that. Get out of her. Have some fun.
Starting point is 00:52:33 You're too serious. No, I need someone that will go in on Greg. No. I like a nearer too because I feel like she might be the one that's like won't let him get taken advantage of. True. Oh, yeah. And this is literally what everybody has told this fool. Since the beginning of his,
Starting point is 00:52:49 his, like, commenting on to Power 106 in Brownback that he needs to set boundaries with his baby mama, his ex-wife. And I feel like Yenra is the one that's like, I'll help him do that. That's true. Which I feel like everyone wants that for him. Yeah. So I'm kind of, I'm kind of, uh, I'm lost.
Starting point is 00:53:08 I don't know who to pick on that end. I think everyone has a dog in the race. I had, yeah, I wrote down, like, scores, you know what I'm saying? So, like, you know, that's how I'm going to be. Scoring. Okay, Caitlin. Yeah. All right. So you guys have heard from the prospects.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Grecia, who seems to be the front runner right now. Gresia feels more like, you know what? I heard about it from my friend. Like, I don't have any kids. So maybe no kid parent drama to add to this. It could just be like, I want to get to know him.
Starting point is 00:53:41 She's also from 951. We have Angie, who she's like, you know what? I saw him yesterday. I love the story. yesterday. I saw him. He's really cute. I went through something similar, so I understand him. There's Jay that was like, hey, put that you put that you point on Greg
Starting point is 00:53:55 real quick. Tell me. Honestly, she was a little too focused on Greg for me. I think she wants me, dog. Yeah. I think she's like, low-key, like flirting. Yeah, she's like, put his chupon on me. Yeah, that's weird. I did appreciate, what she appreciated about Josue. Like, she could tell he's an honorable man. And too often when men do honorable things,
Starting point is 00:54:13 we call them simps or we say that they don't, they need to be a man. all of that. And she's like, I just appreciate that having someone that, it seems like men have stepped out in her life for her children to see somebody step up feels like, wow, like that, that's something I appreciate. Then there's your neuro, the ones like, I'll help you evict that girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:33 I'll help you evict her. Yep. And so those are the people that are on the line for our guy host way. Should we leave it up to callers? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do that. Because I feel like everyone has a dog in the race.
Starting point is 00:54:47 and then I'm sure these girls are freaky. I hope so. They'll have kids. Except Gracia. They have a funny way of showing it. How about we get his ex on the line? Let's do that. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:05 The guys wanted the girl that doesn't be like, the guys want the prosti from Monday? No, no, no, no. Too far, too far, too far. Oh, yeah. Too far. I don't need to be spending any more money on women, honestly. Okay, so hard.
Starting point is 00:55:20 You guys want the girl? I think it's more on the energy. Like, I understand, like, them coming and being like, I like this, I like that. But, like, it was a lot of... But that's also the energy he requests. Like, that's not what y'all want, but that's what he wants. Exactly how he said, like, that's what I appreciate. I appreciated their answers.
Starting point is 00:55:36 I look for personal. That's the energy. He's the one that said... I don't think he wants no melatonin. Okay. But when he mentioned at the end, the other girls, that had the highest energy was a little more fun. I think we maybe should see what the other girls like to do for fun.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Yes, Maximo. And Gracia, when she was on the bench waiting to get on the phone, she did really good until she came up to play. And once she got on, she was on. Back to you, Vic. Oh, absolutely. She seems like a top-tier blue trip. Let's not do that.
Starting point is 00:56:03 We're going to waste time doing that. Number one, pick in the draft. Ask them. Ask them what you want, Maximo. Angie. Not me. Line three. Line three.
Starting point is 00:56:13 We heard, like, you know, like the serious aspect of, like, you know, the story your understanding. What is something like you like you like you like do for fun that you feel like Jose would enjoy doing with you? I mean, we can go and visit some new breweries or go to Top Golf or something and talk in between. And I don't know, see where the night takes us after. You guys are so rude. I'm sorry. She's waking me up in a lot. No, top golf is fine.
Starting point is 00:56:49 I love that place. I love that place. Jay, line four. Uh, Jay. Hey. Jay. How would you sweep Hoseau off his feet? I would, I think, you know, as an ex-Marine, I would anticipate that a lot of activity would be very enjoyable for Hosew.
Starting point is 00:57:13 So I'm big on physical activity. I like to be outside. I love to sleep. whim. I love to hike. I like to climb mountains. I like to your points are going up. Keep going up. Keep going on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I can. Yes, I can tie a
Starting point is 00:57:29 cherry stem with my... Yeah! Let's go! Jay is back in the race! I'll give her a point for that one. Good job, Jay. Good job, Jay. That's how you fight back. That's a talent. That's a talent. She's won over the ladies and the fellas. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Man, she's a... Yeah. Greg, ask Jay a question. No, because she's going to fall in love with me. It seems like she's obsessed with me already. I don't want to steal the game from Hotswai.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Jay, what do you think about that? Oh, she's getting point. Wow. That's what she's going to say later. Okay, Jay. This is Oswears race. Oh, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Dude, she's a Marine.
Starting point is 00:58:16 She'll put you. to sleep, bro. But not like that. Greg, ask Janira on line five something, Greg. Janira. Hello. Hey, so say this. Be nice.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Be nice. I'm being nice right now. You see host? That's at 4 o'clock. No, that's 3 or 7. That's a different show. You guys are sitting in a bar, right, having a drink and enjoying your time. And you're like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:58:42 Let's get out of here. What are you guys going to do? What are you guys going to have fun? What is it? We're going to go walk around the beach and, like, continue to get to know each other. And then if something, if the connection is good, then it leads somewhere, it leads somewhere. I'm open to that. That's only Greg in here.
Starting point is 00:59:02 And, by the way, Greg loves, Greg loves to walk down. Greg loves the beach, actually. That's the funniest part. He's a million. Greg loves the beach. Greg is the most simplest rule I've ever met my life. That's his move. You're taking his move.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Okay, but he brings us to the beach. Polaroid camera I take him He puts it up on his photography page Yeah that's great This is P-O-D Yeah
Starting point is 00:59:27 How are you gonna make Hosewet yours, Yanita? Like how are you gonna sweep him up his feet Make him be like Dude, I am the clear Person here that he needs in his life Oh, he'll know He'll feel it
Starting point is 00:59:39 Like Oh Yeah He'll feel it It's all about like Calm down Yeah I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:59:50 Whoa Stop blushing It has to be neutral You know But it's about having fun Being like getting to know him Him getting to know me Like if he's an outgoing person
Starting point is 01:00:04 He obviously goes to bars And stuff like that I enjoy going to bars Breweries things like that It's just a matter of Getting to know what we both like And we enjoy it we take it from there You know
Starting point is 01:00:15 And if it leads into something like Sexy time, then okay, so be it. Okay, all right. Sexy time. Plus one point. Okay, sexy time. Very nice. All right.
Starting point is 01:00:25 All right. The girls have asked their questions. The guys have asked their questions. Well, Suez chimed in on who he appreciates. Did you guys change your rankings? Yes. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Jay shot right up there. Jay and Ganesia are a tie for me. Mm-hmm. Wow. All right. And here is right under. Yeah. So let.
Starting point is 01:00:43 I don't know what under. But, go. You guys are crazy So now it's time to find out Who we are going to match Hosue up with, okay? The homie hookup line, right? Yeah, that's what I love to call it.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Yeah. Okay, so we've been helping Jose. He first DMed us back in 2024 Saying that he lives with his ex-wife. He's paying her child support While paying all the bills And then she's spending all her money On Amazon packages every single day.
Starting point is 01:01:14 They live with the kids together. other and recently he's like gotten tired of it he he he found a girl that he liked but they broke up because she didn't like the living arrangement he had now he's moving out to get his own apartment and we're trying to help him get a real girl that'll just because he needs a freak with long long hair yeah yeah i need a freak yeah i need a freak with underwear yeah i love that song it's not in the system but i wish we had it It's a hit. That's right.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Yes, we're helping Oswey out. We have four contestants, Angie, J, Janira, and Gresia. They gave their piece. You know, they riszed up Josue. They also said how they'd handle the situation very maturely. And I'm not going to say which one of them, but one of them just told us that she has a secret, I guess, social media page that's freaky. What? And that has 20,000 followers.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Well, she should say something because her point system. She says that she doesn't help, she doesn't stay until they earn her even knowing what that freaky pages. Oh. Excuse me. Well, honestly, Greg, that can go either way. It can either raise your points or lower them, depending on how household feels. You got to share her with the world. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:02:29 You know what I'm saying. That's right. You know, I don't know. Sometimes you like a hidden gem. Oh. Yeah. She gets that into me. No.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Okay. All right. So we all picked our, like, we rated them. Yeah. We know who we like, who we're going for. I still love Jay just off the fact that she told Greg to suck on his chip one. She wants me. That's freaky.
Starting point is 01:02:49 That's freaky. Hey, you take it how you want to. But we have callers on the line that are going to help us decide. All right. First up, we got Liz in Riverside. What's up, Liz? Liz. On nine.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Nine. Nine. Liz. Liz with the Riz. Hi. Hi, Liz. Hi, good morning. Liz, you heard our prospects on.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Who wants to date Josue? What do you have to say about it? Who is your pick? I have to go with my girl Gracia. Gracia? Are you the homegirl that told her about it? Yes. I like this.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Gessia's including her recruits. Like, hey, call us. Why did you feel like they would be a good fit? Gracia is just, she's just a phenomenal person overall. I'm not actually, you guys got the opportunity to look at her profile, but he's beautiful. Oh, we did. I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I'll say it. I did. Oh, my God. Go ahead. Yeah, she's beautiful. She's supportive. She's amazing. She's understanding.
Starting point is 01:03:54 And I just think they would be a great fit. I have a question really quick. I don't mean to cut you up. Why is she single? Kind of touched on it. The dating pool is kind of whack. And I think that sometimes people take others' kindness for weakness. I see.
Starting point is 01:04:17 And she's. She's a super kind person. Like, she's not going to get stepped all over or anything like that. But she is really kind and she is really understanding. She gives people the benefit of the doubt. I think there's been circumstances in her life that, like, have taught her to be that way. And I think that's why she's single. But 2025 is a new year.
Starting point is 01:04:35 And we're working on that with her. Did we mention that Jose is 5-1? No, I'm kidding. I got so quiet. He got quiet. Oh my God. Wait, I was looking, I was like, I was like, no way.
Starting point is 01:04:51 No way. I almost felt bad. How tall he is. I almost felt bad for him for a second. Hey, Jose, how tall are you? Jose, how tall are you? I'm a whopping 5-7. He finds him in the next.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Lizzie Riverside chooses Grecia, okay? I haven't seen her profile, but every Grecia I know, which is her in another one, Vix Homegirl. They're hot. Grésias are hot. So I believe it. I believe that. She's beautiful.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Yeah. All right. Let's go to Yami in Riverside. Yami. Yami. On line eight. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Hi. What's up, Yami? Yami. Who is your vote out of our prospects? Who's the yamiest? They were all great. But I do have to go with Gracia, too. She ain't got no kids.
Starting point is 01:05:44 So. Dang. Having kids, it's the deal breaker now? Sometimes. I think it's not a deal breaker, but I think it'd be easier, you know? Oh, with no drama. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:53 It's just, it's just easier. Yeah. So. I agree. Easier to have fun. Easier to let go. I haven't seen her, but she does sound hot too. And I mean, his kids are 15 and 18.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Like, they're almost out the door. Yeah. Yeah. I think that. I'm going to go with her. Okay. I'm just saying. But, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:13 I like it. I like it. I like your reasoning. It's your own reasonings. All right. Thank you. Nice. Let's go to Cynthia in Midcity Online 7.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Cynthia. Cynthia. What's up, Brown, babe? This is our home girl, huh? Yeah. Yo, I just want to tell you, I miss you so much, Lettie, because these boys have been going. Hey, wait, wait, relax. I thought you're a home girl.
Starting point is 01:06:38 We're friends here. Cynthia, I appreciate it. Sometimes I feel like what did I do giving these fools microphones, but I'm proud of them. But also I'm like, oh my God, they are taking it all the way. They're swinging the thing. All right. Cynthia. Okay, so I just want to say, Jay is my longtime friend.
Starting point is 01:06:58 I've known her since middle school. Oh, okay, okay, okay. The friends are going in. I like it. Yeah, I didn't call her to tell her about this, but I thought about her when I heard it on the radio. And then she ended up calling me yesterday and telling me that she text you guys and that she was going to call in the morning.
Starting point is 01:07:17 I was like, oh, my God, I totally thought about you when I was listening to his story because she kind of has a similar story. But she's a beautiful person inside and out. She has natural beauty. She's a lady in the streets and a freak in a bed. Cynthia. That's what she said she knows how to do the cherry with the tongue.
Starting point is 01:07:42 Yeah, Cynthia saw it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Cynthia. Oh, yeah. And she's an amazing mother. Let me tell you. That's great.
Starting point is 01:07:57 So she's an amazing mother and she's a caregiver. So, you know, she could take care of you. Oh, good. Cynthia, you're talking like you know it's crazy. Whoa. Why are you giving me like that? That laugh. Don't giggle like that.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Halsway, monitor the situation. Yeah. Cynthia, thank you. But, yeah, she's hilarious, so I swear. She makes you giggle? She's funny, see? Yes, she's also funny, yes. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:08:28 Cynthia, thank you for your vote. Thank you. Okay. All right. There's more to that story. Yeah, there is. That laugh just describes so much. Y'all wanted a freak yes or no.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Yes. Of course. Okay. Astrid in South L.A. on 9 6. Astrid. Astrid. Hey, yo, what's up, Brownback?
Starting point is 01:08:44 What's the other? Goel, Astrid. How are you this morning? I'm doing great. How are you guys? Amazing. Amazing. Just at work.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Astrid, talk to us. All right. So I'm going to have to switch things up a little. My vote is going to have to go to Janira. Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Why? I just feel like Janira is just that person that's going to come in, like, strong-headed, setting
Starting point is 01:09:08 boundaries. She's going to come in and regulate, you know? And I feel like that's what he needs. needs. Like, I feel like anyone can be fun. Anyone can take you on a nice day. I feel like it takes a strong personality to come in here and kind of not give you what you want at the moment, but what you need. Oh, I like you. That's a bar. That's a bar. Regulator. Mounted up. Yeah. It was a clear black thing. So I feel like, and you know, I feel like she's a little reserved, but you know what they say? Like the most reserved girls, the quiet ones.
Starting point is 01:09:42 And it was like those are the, those are the freaky ones. That part. That's true. All right. Thank you, Esther. Thank you for your vote. I appreciate it. All right.
Starting point is 01:09:51 So we have two votes from friends. Yeah. Do they count? I was going to ask you, y'all. I don't know. I don't think that should count. Might be more than a friend. Uh.
Starting point is 01:10:00 That's not fair. So so far, Grecia has two votes. All right. Yeah. Cynthia has one. Mm-hmm. And Janira. Jay has one.
Starting point is 01:10:07 No, excuse me. Yeah. Jay and Cynthia. You never know. Yeah. Hey. It might be. And Yanira,
Starting point is 01:10:15 Yanira has one, too. And now, who did you guys vote for? Vic goes for Grecia. That's me. Greg, goes for Grecia. Which one? Maximo goes for Jay. Wow.
Starting point is 01:10:30 She's an ex-Marine. Beletti goes for Jay. And I go for, Angie goes for Jay. Oh, that's so hard. It's between Jay and Gresia. Yeah, you guys. You got to duke it out. What if, what if we send him on?
Starting point is 01:10:42 two dates. Oh. Hey, actually, I'm not mad at that. I like that. Yeah. You know what? That's the way to do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Okay. Let's see if they are down. Let's go to Grecia on the line. Grecia. Yes. Grecia. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Hi. Hey. Grecia. What a girl. What a girl. We would like to send you guys on a date, but you'd have to be okay with him also going on another date with somebody else while also taking care of his ex-wife. Not at the same time, though.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Not the same time. Two different times. Unless. That's fine. All right. Secure. Plus one point. Plus one point.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Oh my mind. She's understanding. Hey, Jay. Don't mind sharing. Works well with others. Plus one point. Yes, ma'am. Jay.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Yes. Are you down to go on a day with this fool? And then also like he's going to go on a day with somebody else. But also he's taking care of his wife. But also Cynthia has your back if you need it. What about the same time? Yeah. No, my girl Cynthia has always had my back.
Starting point is 01:11:41 I got to say that. What about your... No, my mind. You're right with that. He's supposed to be dating. That's the point. That's where's it? See, I like you, Jay.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Yeah. Let's go. Hey, Hosewe. How are you feeling, Jose? I'm good. I'm good. Thank you. Can you hear me?
Starting point is 01:11:58 He's not like you're sweating, you know? I'm so panic right now. He's survey. Hey, I just picked up my daughter. Can you guys give her a shout-out to hers of a birthday? Yeah. What's your name? What's your daughter's birthday?
Starting point is 01:12:10 Fabiana. Aviana. Aviana. Aviana. Happy birthday. We're getting your dad some booty. Out of your birthday. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:12:22 We are so dumb. Hilarious. Aviano, you guys hold on the line, right? We're going to sit. Let's come back and figure out what we're going to do with these days. Question. How many of you in the room are 5-7? Me.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Can't relate. 510. I'm not. 5.7. How tall are you, Vic? 5.9. 105.9. 1.5.9.
Starting point is 01:12:47 You literally just said you were 58 and then you're like 5.9. Vic, you're taller than Maximo? Yeah. Yeah. But I'm stronger. That's what he says. Okay. Maximil, you're 57?
Starting point is 01:12:58 Yeah. That's not that short. It's not that short. It just sounds crazy on paper. It just sounds crazy on paper. 51 is hilarious. It just sounds crazy on paper. On paper, it does sound crazy.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Yeah. But it's really not. I really feel like, I want to tell you guys, just as a little recap of us listening and right now, us in the room, I really feel like we finally helped him do something. We did. We did.
Starting point is 01:13:19 We did. We had to be aggressive. Yeah. And we did it. Yeah. We helped him say happy birthday to his daughter. Yeah. We're going to send that one, two dates.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Yeah. We're going to see how that pans out. Why we care so much about this. Well, I don't know. It could be because he's a little simp. Yeah. It could be because. Honestly, he did a lot for us in our country and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:13:40 He deserves him. Are we thanking him for him service? Exactly. He deserves happiness. Yeah. He does. He needs some service. Greg, right? No, he doesn't.
Starting point is 01:13:46 He's a sin. Craig, stop being a hitter, bro. He tried to threaten me in a message right now, sending pictures of him in the military. I'm like, cool, bro. He's not threatening you. He's not threatening you.
Starting point is 01:13:55 He said squabble up. Yeah. And I said, I'm going to squabble up with his girls. That's what I'm going. Don't do that. Not like that. That is weird. I'm going.
Starting point is 01:14:04 Greg, how's your love life going? Can't talk about it. This guy. I don't know if that. That's probably not good. Okay. All right. Well, look, keep it here.
Starting point is 01:14:15 Two dates. Two dates. Yeah. I feel like we finally helped him. And I think that's what happens when you tell us that we didn't help you a year ago. Yeah. We're like, we're not going to find something. Buckle up now.
Starting point is 01:14:26 All right. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esed? Don't you know I'm local? All right. Some would call this the earthquake weather that's about to be upon us. Some will call this, like get ready to sound like me. and all sick and gross because you know how it's hot outside today is going to be the hottest day of the week
Starting point is 01:14:47 and the year and the year the yke um the year the year of the week and hottest day of the year so far but come the weekend it's going to be a storm that moves in not so much rain more so just cloudy and the lower temperatures when that happens and the temperatures flip like that everyone's like oh my god that's earthquake weather yep It's also get sick weather So just get ready You're ready for that You're wearing sweaters And then you go outside and it's hot
Starting point is 01:15:15 And then like you wear shorts And then it's going cold And you put the AC full blast It's so hot Yeah And you're cold And then you walk outside and it's hot You're congested
Starting point is 01:15:24 Yeah or even right now You know you could be making plans For the weekend like oh my god I'm gonna wear this outfit And it's like the weekend No you're not here Go back and change The weekend's like guess again
Starting point is 01:15:33 You know there's a lot of like Oscar Sundays this weekend Oh wow He is. Oscar Lola is going to be like, what's, I'm kidding. Is this Sunday. Vic, me, you and Angie are going to be at the Clipper-Laker game? Oh, I can't wait.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Yeah, we are. We are right. Luca time. But just maybe dress more cozy, y'all. Dress more cozy. Yeah, I guess. Cozy like cold. Although right now, like today take advantage of that.
Starting point is 01:15:59 Go on a hike maybe, Greg. Play with some water balloons. It's a nice day. Yeah, go on a hike. Touch grass. Touch grass, brother. I do not have a hike. I have plans today, so I should go do that.
Starting point is 01:16:09 You don't have plans? No, not today. Aw, poor guy. My phone's really dry right now, too, so it was kind of sad. But anyways, I knew there was something behind why you think so many. My phone is dry like this weather because it's hot. You're like a constipated dog. You're just barking at people for no reason.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Consipated dog is crazy. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I am constipated. Yeah, it would love. He's so much love built inside of him. I have so much to just release. Whoa. But it's hard for him.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Yes, it always is. You know, he needs a girl to come in like a lack of. Exitative or a suppository. Anyway. Anyway. There's weather, though. It's crazy. The weather outside is weather.
Starting point is 01:16:47 So it's not going to be raining? It's just going to be cool. No, it's going to be like drizzly, if anything, on Sunday. But it's just going to be cloudier and more chill. Yeah, which I feel like it's February. I would want that. Yeah. It makes sense.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Yeah. That's a good masticating weather. Yeah. Yeah. I hope the... I hope the mice in my walls don't start crying. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:17:07 Yeah. Yeah. They don't masticate. Okay. That was doing you know, I'm local. Okay, now that we got dead out of the way, someone else is getting something out of the way too. Can you please hit the song real quick?
Starting point is 01:17:20 I just need to. So, I got Maximo. It's like the upbeat version of that song. It's not sad. It's not sad. It's not sad. I got some sad songs. We are gathered here today, you guys.
Starting point is 01:17:35 because our guy Maximus and his is going to have a little less in it, okay? So, Maximo is getting a vasectomy today. Yeah. I'm looking a little jealous.
Starting point is 01:17:53 This is it. I'm a little jealous. They're retiring. Hanging up the jerseys. You're jealous? Maximus's been talking about it for a long time. He asked. He's been researching it
Starting point is 01:18:02 and believe he's asked other people about how they're, Is it doing? Yeah. Why do you can make it that noise? It's so disturbing. How did you do that? Yeah, it's so disturbing.
Starting point is 01:18:10 Do it again. Do it again. Oh. That one had a little extra. Yeah. That sounds like a different body. It sounded like a different woman. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:18 Yeah. Hey, you don't know what I'm doing. As long as the sound gets across, it gets across, right? Oh, stop. Do it again. Do it again. No. Greg's a little constipation is getting up.
Starting point is 01:18:31 Stop, Latte. I'm falling in love. All right. Stop. Stop. Maximo. Well, how would you full describe it? Yeah, true.
Starting point is 01:18:40 You guys were talking about almonds and freaking macadamias. Yeah. Yeah. You said a eulogy for our guy, Maximo, who is going to go under the knife for like a quick second, right? It's not, it's like a five-minute procedure. What? Yeah. That's it.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Yeah. I'm deathly afraid of you. I am still awake. Yeah. And it doesn't change anything about him. No. He's still able to. He's just going to talk like this now.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Hey, that's Maxwell. Impossible, bro. Wait, did Umberto already do that? Hey, don't give me to Humber. And this is clearly something that, I guess, with guys, it may be a topic of like, wow, are you taking away your manhood? Which is like what Greg's all going to. Yeah, it's not going away at all. It's not going to be there.
Starting point is 01:19:28 Greg, doesn't one of your brothers, he did this too, right? Yeah, he just did her. And same thing, now he talks like that. That's a lie. That's one of the side effects. Are you getting? Maximo, are you getting people that I guess clown you about it, don't understand,
Starting point is 01:19:42 or how's that been for you? No, for the most part, the people I've talked to, they say that it's like, it's easy, simple. And I mean,
Starting point is 01:19:51 for me, I just think it's like the best choice moving forward, you know? Can't have Gregs running around here. Yeah, you and your girl, so your girl's done like something similar that I have, like she's done her own birth control or birth control methods.
Starting point is 01:20:04 It doesn't always, always work out the best for girls. Like we get a lot of crazy side effects. For sure. Especially the crazy, right? Yeah, the crankiness. Yeah. Mm-hmm. No more excuses. She like me, we have the birth control implant in our arm.
Starting point is 01:20:18 And it's just really tough, you guys. Like that stuff is just pumping hormones in order to keep you from having babies. But an alternative would be for the guy to snip away. Which I am. And you're going on. What a good man.
Starting point is 01:20:30 Thank you. It's a bittersweet. It's bittersweet. Let me tell you. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to go from man to boy. I'm going to go from man to man.
Starting point is 01:20:41 No, honestly, okay, he's getting an mastectomy, right? Yes. Do you guys see him as less of a man now that he's going to get that done? I know you're joking about it, Greg. No. But no, honestly. No, because I want one. You, Victor?
Starting point is 01:20:53 Well, I mean, a cool thing about being a dude is that, like, you just get to, like, make a mini-me of yourself whenever you feel like it. And a girl's, like, willing to do it, with you? So it's like, now, Maxim already did that. So he doesn't want to do it. anymore so I get it he already did it so it's like okay yeah so I'm like I get it you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:21:10 but you're like kind of removing you know a little bit of your superpower but it's like you've already you've already used them a lot you know what I'm saying so it's like it's good I love it's like what do you look at it I mean
Starting point is 01:21:20 they're just not gonna be alive he's getting rid of his copy machine you know what I'm not gonna have no more ink in his printer yeah yeah wait wait wait no color in the printer no color in the printer
Starting point is 01:21:32 just black and way I look like this color in the printer If there's some color in your printer, you should get that's a whole separate. You should get that check, all right? That should be, if your metaphors are just wrong, that's why.
Starting point is 01:21:43 Because he's still going to be able to do that stuff, it just won't have the little simmer. The paper's still going to come out. Yeah. It's going to be blank. No ink on it. Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:52 No more ink in his printer. Yeah. And that's why I just said. Still a printer. Just can't do anything with it. And that's why I just said. It makes more sense. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:22:04 But Victor has written a eulogy for you, brother. Yeah, I did. I did because I feel bad. You know what I'm saying? So I want to send them away. Thank you, friend. In the right way. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:22:15 And he's the writer of the group. Respectfully, he's going to read for all of us. Yes. All right. So, dear Maximos macadamias. I'm sorry you never got to meet Becky G. Like your owner promised you. But salute to y'all.
Starting point is 01:22:30 What? Wait, you're, I didn't make that promise. To his. Down there. Yes, that's what they're supposed to do. I remember when we went to a restaurant in Vegas and they asked you how you like your eggs, scrambled or sunny side up, and you looked at that waitress dead in the face and said, rubbed.
Starting point is 01:22:49 That took some real cacahuates. You said that to the waitress. Salute to y'all. Maximo, RIP, to your pecans. Do you have a song for Max? Yes, I prepared a song. I hope, you know, it hits the same way. dead for me so
Starting point is 01:23:07 what is the song this happens at funerals this has happened this does actually happen which is very all the time right and waiting just stay quiet keep your head down and sometimes it's really tough
Starting point is 01:23:22 you're sweaty I'm sorry about that over there is that a cousin what did she do that's not even me you weirdos that's where I go
Starting point is 01:23:33 I actually I actually wrote No, farewell letter Hold on, we're waiting for We're waiting for Vick's song You gotta move Wait, what? End of the row
Starting point is 01:23:48 I'm gonna cry All right, pizza or Pekans, Maximo Why do you Play with my Is it be a montage of Pictures of Maximo? In different positions When I can't sleep at night
Starting point is 01:24:22 Without holding you Different socks We can just take a Different crinkly washcloths We could take a clip from Lucasalking And then Daniela
Starting point is 01:24:39 Pregnant Just chasing the lizard I am letting And me kicking a soccer ball It is a natural The doctor Has to go in All right, that was great
Starting point is 01:25:02 Wow That was great I got emotional. I thought it's here. Have you told your kids? They're not going to ever get any more siblings? No. They don't make the rules.
Starting point is 01:25:15 No, but you have to tell them about this procedure. True. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell them after happening. Do you have to, really? I don't know. What does Daniela think? Oh, she, at first she was like, really excited. And then after she was like, should we?
Starting point is 01:25:28 And then I was like, it's too late. I made an appointment. Oh. Yeah. And just so you guys know, like when, if. fear a couple going through this. It is a little, it's cheaper for a guy to do it, and it's also reversible for a guy to do it, and it's less downtime for a guy to do it.
Starting point is 01:25:42 And I just appreciate you as, like, part of the women of the world that, like, you're willing to step that step up. As an ally, I was here. No, no, I really appreciate that. We go through a lot, bro, with break and joel. It's not even a joke. Yeah. We need less crankiness in the world. That part.
Starting point is 01:25:57 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Make women uncranky again. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Oh, man. Stupid.
Starting point is 01:26:04 Beautiful for that? Uh-huh. Annoying. Greg, did you have, did you have something to say? Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
Starting point is 01:26:10 Yes, I do. Ready? Okay. We are gathered here today for Maximus Weevos. Celebrating the life of the both left and right. Oh, my God. Oh, I want to hear white G now. Yes.
Starting point is 01:26:20 I never got to meet them before you had kids. And I heard legendary stories about them, of course. One might hang lower than the other. About his left and his right? Wait. Wait. Go keep on. Keep going.
Starting point is 01:26:32 One might hang lower than the other. One might hang lower than the other. the other, but you always held them high. They're not going anywhere. The itching and burning might go away now, and this procedure will no longer have you in pain. Thank you. And I dedicate this arm to your weevils.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Yes, Greg! Let's go! I'll take photos. I'll send them to you before they go. He wants photos of your... I got you. The left and the right. I got you, bro. The left and the right.
Starting point is 01:27:05 Yes. Hey. I love that. Great. Incredible. By the way, he's not getting rid of them. They're not, those things are staying. It feels like that.
Starting point is 01:27:15 He said he was getting fixed. It feels like that. My guy's not getting neutered. Things are still going to be there. To an extent. And one will still hang lower than the other. For sure. I won't tell you which one.
Starting point is 01:27:29 We don't want to know. Angie has her speech too. I do. I do. Can you play my song? Yes. We're going to kill Colerious
Starting point is 01:27:38 He's about to RIP his hoots We get it Angie, we got it That's the name of the song Yeah My song and it's RIP He's about to kill his Nuts You're officially nuts
Starting point is 01:27:54 For getting this done You're taking the phrase Cunning Ties to a whole new level It's not the end of the world though Just the end of your seed I guess you can say You're pruning the family tree.
Starting point is 01:28:06 Oh. So RIP to Maximus Nuts, you're about to make, you made two kids and you'll shout out Emmy and Max. They're the only things you'll ever have
Starting point is 01:28:14 because from now on you'll be shooting blinks. That was great. Hey, let's go. I want you to think about GZ when it's happening. I'll wrap me.
Starting point is 01:28:32 Oh, me. Oh, man. Lettie, did you have a speech? No. Oh. I did that. I know Maximo has a farewell speech. Oh, too.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Oh, go ahead, Maximo. I do. It was deep. I actually couldn't sleep. Hey, yo. Really? I couldn't sleep. And I thought about it while I was rolling around in bed.
Starting point is 01:28:51 Okay. And I said, dear nuts, I can't thank you enough. I feel like we were the perfect pair. You had my back since before I had hair. It's funny I never gave you an apology For how the skateboard hits Left you impaired
Starting point is 01:29:09 Thank you for hugging me tight When it was cold And for making my pants Tight when you felt bold Always had my back when it was time to work And never back down When the girl started to twerk Let's go
Starting point is 01:29:27 To the lefty I'm sorry you can never get right To my right Thank you for never going down without a fight. This ain't goodbye. This is better. Even though I feel like doing this makes me feel like Bob.
Starting point is 01:29:42 Cheddar. You shot yourself? The saying goodbye, we're still going to have fun. No more kids. It's time to. Teta clove up. Teta clove up. Teta clove.
Starting point is 01:30:02 That was beautiful, man. Wow. Incredible. Moving, touching. It was all that, Maximum. You don't say touching. It was. It was definitely moving.
Starting point is 01:30:13 I hope that your bravery influences other guys to go out and then. Yeah, right? Yeah, I'm pretty influenced. That was a beautiful speech. You want to join me? Yeah, maybe. We can hold hands.
Starting point is 01:30:24 I'll be helping you your recovery. Same, yeah, me too. Oh, so you got one and I got on the left. I'll be the right. I'll be the right. And for the record, you're still going to have those things, right? Because the way you guys are talking, it's like you're not gonna have you're gonna be a Kendall no no but they're just there like
Starting point is 01:30:41 they're just there like the adorno now you know what I'm saying like yeah yeah it's like decorative you know the water's still flowing but it's not getting filtered yeah you know okay because like you're saying you're talking about like it would go up and not won't anymore no I never said what he's doing it no that's a different problem matter of fact it's going on more It's going to be more of Now false claims Now it's going to be longer or what Hey you never know
Starting point is 01:31:12 Chado Zincol What time is your appointment 11 a.m. Wow Wow That's final two hours Yeah We should have a moment of silence
Starting point is 01:31:23 At 11 a.m. Yeah 11 seconds Magadamianus 11 seconds 11 seconds Maximus Maccadamius Thank you guys
Starting point is 01:31:33 I truly appreciate the support What if it takes the rasp away? No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. He's going to talk like this after that now. I will not. Hey guys. And if I did, I'm taking a pack to the dome.
Starting point is 01:31:45 I'm excited to. Bringing the voice back. Okay. That's crazy. Takes it away. Bring on the new points. All of them at woods. Okay.
Starting point is 01:31:56 I'm excited to see Maximo tomorrow and how everything's going. Why? Are you excited to see it? Yeah. Well, because just like after. The after? Yeah. Are you going to be walking funny?
Starting point is 01:32:08 Are you going to be in paint store? I have no idea what's in store for me. Well, me and Vic will be here for you if you need us. Thank you. If I'm off, you guys can be off too. We'll be off. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:16 Yeah, but you have to say that ahead of time. And then you have to put it in paperwork with Nina and then. Not ahead of time because you're under salary under me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike. Can we take the jet to your house?
Starting point is 01:32:29 Sure. Oh, nice. Yes. Awesome. They're trying to do inside jokes. Yeah, they are. And it makes no sense. on air. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:32:36 Okay. Well, you didn't make any sense on air. That was that day you missed. I was sick. I hate them. Turn a club up. Turn a club up. 106. Brownback morning. Not love yours.

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