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Sparrow 106.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Good morning.
Thursday, February 27.
Thursday.
Good morning to you.
And good morning to Curtis, right, Greg?
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Good morning, Curtis.
Hi, Curtis.
This morning.
Curtis.
Let's go, Curtis.
Yeah.
I ordered my coffee and I'm walking up.
And then I'm like, oh, is that for Greg?
He's like, yeah, DJ Greg, yeah.
I was like, oh, hey.
Dang.
Dude, I deliver food for you, Maximil and Angie all the time.
Oh, that's so cute.
Oh, that's cool.
That's cool.
Okay.
It's funny because when I read the message, I read it in Spanish, so I read it Curtis.
Oh, yeah, she walks in and she's like, is that Curtis?
And I was like, you mean Curtis?
I'm like, oh.
I know Angie is like high-level Hispanic because I've never read Curtis in Spanish.
Ever, ever.
That was my ever seen Curtis and read it in Spanish.
That's, that's Angie's favorite 50 cent album.
Curtees.
Hey, which one of you is eating?
Nobody.
No one.
Oh, I heard some mastication.
Mastikation.
I like that word.
It's an actual word.
I know.
Addigant to my vocabre.
Masticating.
Look, it's national.
It's true.
Masticating?
Google it.
I don't want to.
You don't Google it.
Half of the do you masquerqueen.
At least once a day.
Everyone masticates all the time.
You masquerque when you eat, fools.
Yeah.
It's chew.
Mascate, verb, chew food.
Idiots.
Duh, Google it.
Do you masquerque with the left or the right?
What are you talking about both sides?
It is the act of chewing food.
Usually the right.
What?
The right?
Oh, what?
It'll be the right.
Good morning.
We're not making it weird and it's not weird.
It's not.
I know.
We're talking about eating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a very.
Maybe I have to eat from one side is because the other tooth are messed up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
On the other side.
Yeah.
On the other side of the other side of the stinging.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Good morning.
Yeah.
The homie.
Gregory.
Gregory.
All right, letty.
LeBron James.
He might be the pettiest person ever.
LaBron.
Totally here for it because he has every single reason to be.
I feel him.
Dwayne Wade was on a podcast recently and he was
talking about the moment that he knew LeBron was done with the Miami Heat because they took
his cookies away mid-flight.
LeBron James loves his chocolate chip cookies apparently.
Like literally cookies.
Who doesn't?
Yes, chocolate chip cookies.
I'm gonna let him.
Double chocolate chunk up.
Listen to Dwaywayway talk about the exact moment that LeBron got mad about this.
Listen to this.
I said this before, man.
This is the moment that I, this was the first moment where I had an inkling that
Brown may not be back.
One thing you don't do is f*** with LeBron cookies.
No, no, no, no, Lolly.
This is serious.
Like, he loves chocolate chip cookies.
Chocolate chip cookies and ice cream he loves, right?
So we get on the, we get on the plane, and we play cards at the front of the plane.
We play cards at the end.
At some point, Bronging him like, hey, bring me those cookies.
And there's one day, he was like, hey, with my cookies at,
and they had to come up there and Whitsman's in, tell him they were no more cookies on the plane.
He pushed that table, that cars back.
He sat there quiet, doing his head, like, you don't need to micromanage us.
He would say, you...
He was mad.
He said, I'm done.
Yes.
I'm done.
I'm going back to Cleveland.
Yeah, cookies there.
You know what?
Thinking about it?
It makes sense because I think that's why Luca got traded too.
That's actually the same.
For cookies?
His beer.
For beer and hookah.
For beer and hookah.
For beer and hookah.
He likes beer and hookah like that?
Yeah.
Actually, Nico, the guy who traded Luca walked by him when he was celebrating and Luca was drinking a beer,
and he took the beer out of his hand and walked away.
That's rude.
Luca's the one.
He went viral for having a beer in his hand on the court, right?
on the court no no but it's just like when he's off when he's not you know on basketball duty or whatever
like he's like smoking hookah drinking a beer drinking a beer like but that's him and he's also like
european that's like part of their culture yeah and stuff like that and he does things his way but
it works you know what i'm saying he's not he hasn't never been like the slimest most fit guy in the
world right but he still finds a way to to score and also you know for being lebron like that's like
one of the greatest athletes and players in the NBA.
Yeah.
So him eating cookies and ice cream, it's like, bro, leave him alone.
He burns those off.
You think he doesn't know how to take care of his body at this point?
It's like, come on, man.
That's when they realized that he's not going to be in the Miami Heat anymore.
Yeah.
And he was done.
That's what he was saying.
When I think of LeBron and the cookies stuff, I think of the Kobe commercial.
Weren't they fighting over cookies?
Yes, the chocolate chip cookies.
Yeah.
Kobe had five.
They're talking about who had more cookies.
Yeah.
So, like, this all literally.
goes to like the LeBron lore and I remember one time LeBron had some type of opinion on a on a
Kobe play and they asked Kobe like hey how do you feel about what LeBron thinks and then
Kobe's like what does you want a cookie?
Sweat of God.
So everyone knew.
Hey Kobe was like a CIA agent level of like.
You knew your weakness.
Yes, he would find things out.
Yeah.
Or learn your language.
Maybe he told Pat Riley like, hey, you know what?
He should lay off the cookies, man.
Yeah.
He's getting a little big.
For real.
That's crazy.
Yeah, and they say LeBron spends a million dollars on his body every year.
What?
How do you spend a million dollars on your body?
Like on conditioning, on health, on all that.
Yeah.
He has a private chef.
That's the thing that he said to during, I've seen that clip.
And he was saying, like, oh, he had a private chef.
So he would eat his own food.
And then also his little comfort, like, reward would be the cookies.
And they were like, no.
It was a balance.
And then he's like, I'm done.
I'm out.
And also Pat Riley is known to be.
controlling and strict in like his organization.
Sometimes when you squeeze too hard, it makes people want to leave.
Just happen when Jimmy Butler.
Jimmy Butler does his own thing, his own way.
And, you know, but he gives it his all on the court, just like LeBron.
And Jimmy Butler got tired of Pat Riley just meddling in his business all the time.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Pat Riley needs a, I don't know, step out.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
Soon to heaven.
But.
What?
What? Isn't that point five thousand years old?
Yeah, probably like 80 something.
Yeah, he's old.
Bro, it sounds like.
You sound like, you're like, oh, good boy, what's up?
Yeah.
Like the marlboros hitting.
What?
What's, uh.
What's, uh, the marbles?
Marlboro.
Marble.
Marbles?
Marlboros.
None.
Oh, the.
I'm just kidding.
You don't.
I know Maximil's not talking.
I thought Maximil was talking right now.
I thought that was you.
Wait.
We have shoutouts for.
We have shoutouts.
We have shoutouts, fool.
You got my joke.
We got a lot of birthday shoutouts.
Birthdays.
Izzy wants to give a shout out to her bonus kid.
Amina, she's turned 11.
Happy birthday.
Roy wants to give a shout out to his son, Adan.
Adon.
Who turned three and also welcome our new baby girl.
Avella?
Avia, Rai.
Avia.
Then Sarah wants a birthday shoutout.
She listens every single morning on her way to work.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Junior wants a birthday shout-out for his sister Marlene.
Marlene, what up?
Marlene.
Happy birthday.
And then Eddie wants a birthday shout-out all the way from the Bronx.
The Bronx?
And yo, Eddie.
Happy birthday, son.
Break outside, me?
Yeah.
Can you do my birthday shout out in Angie's voice?
Oh, my God, no.
That's what he wants?
That's what he wants.
Okay, I guess.
Wait.
Wait, does he want you to do it in Angie voice or does he want Angie to do it?
Yeah, I think he's good.
Okay, well, teach her own.
Okay.
Happy birthday to Eddie all the way from the Bronx.
Happy birthday to you
You guys
Okay
Greg you're someone's king
Huh
That was
That was like
She didn't want to NG
He wanted
Engy impersonation
That's why Vick said
To each their own
That's crazy
I take that back now Eddie
No don't
No it's too late
It's out there
It's out there
I don't want to jukeyes
You anymore
No that's what you get
Yeah
That's what you get
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Feliz Cumblaos
A D.
Simp
Or Pimp
B IMP
Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim Sim
There's a man
Going viral
No
I didn't think
Say you like that
Yeah the cadence is off
He's doing like an alarm
Yeah
That's exactly what it was
Wow
But there's a man going viral
Online
Because he gifted his girl
her first car, which was a used Honda Civic.
Okay.
Very reliable.
But the internet was just clowning on him for getting her like a used car.
Why?
Because it wasn't a Toyota.
Oh.
No, I mean.
Should have been.
Yes.
Yeah.
But I think it was because it was used.
Instead of getting her a new car.
I think online usually you see like people pull, you know, like the flashing stuff.
Yeah.
The dealer.
It's the influencer stuff that like has our.
mind warped sometimes. It's like, no, people buy used cars all the time. Yeah, my first car was a
use car. You know what I'm saying? It's like, and just because it doesn't have a bow on it,
it doesn't mean it wasn't expensive. It does have a bow. Oh, okay. Well, I pictured it. You can see the
pictures on Brownback Mornings 106. Yeah. But yeah, he did the whole presentation, like the
influencer stuff. He put a bow on it. He surprised her. But I think the expectation from online of
people giving new cars, regardless of what brand it is, it's new. And his was a
a huge car. It's new to her. Yeah. Yeah. It's your first car. And you know how fuel
efficient that model is? It is a really good car. Yeah. And it's like, bro,
a lot of these comments probably are little kids. Oh, what'd you get to that car? Even
him, he looks young like in his 30s. Yeah, they're young. He worked hard. Yeah, he worked hard.
He looks so little. And then for him to be able to afford a car for his girl. Yeah.
That's props to him. Yeah. I don't understand why. It's very simple.
It's very simple. I don't get a little sin. I mean, it depends. I think it depends. I think it
depends on like he clearly takes her serious.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's still a car.
I like it because her,
she's not doing the things that you guys are saying.
Like,
she's not the,
she's not the one clowning,
you know,
she's like the one saying,
oh yeah,
no, this is wag.
She's,
you could tell in the photos,
she's happy,
she's appreciative of it.
For sure.
She probably knew like,
dang,
I can't put money up like that
for my man to get me
my first car.
Like,
you could just tell,
she's not asking for it to be the,
the,
El Anno.
Right.
all of that.
No, yeah.
I mean, I think it's dope of him,
but he's going to learn a very hard lesson.
And she drives away.
It's the AIMC car.
There is this kid's parents as something to teach him.
Should have got her some flowers or something.
She drives away.
So should just girls get no gifts from their men?
No.
But a car at that, they look like they're like 17.
Yeah.
Yeah, they look.
Y'all also hated on that one fool for,
what's his face is the Facebook guy
for getting his girl a
custom van
That's his wife
They're rich though
I was just getting mad
Yeah because he was setting a standard too
Yeah
You can't just transform
What was it a Porsche
Into a minivan
I actually don't think this is simple
I actually think it's Pimp
Because now he knows
His girl's there for him
Like she wasn't there for money
Like to milk him
Like her being happy with
like a used car
shows that she's like a ride or die.
Literally.
But, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know if you guys.
It makes it seem like if you get a girl a gift, you're a sim.
No.
No.
A car?
No.
At this age.
17.
Well, we don't know their age.
But any guy that gets a girl a car, you guys end up calling him a simp for whatever
reason.
Nah.
I think this is win.
Y'all did it to Mark Zuckerberg and you did it to this full on both sides of the spectrum.
Yeah, Vic and Greg.
Just say you wouldn't get a girl car and just move on.
Yeah, just so you can't afford it either way.
Probably would not.
I think it's a Chinese proverb to not buy a girl car.
Proverb.
Yeah, that's okay.
Yeah, I don't, yeah, I think it's like bad luck or something.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Or.
What?
Yeah, it's like bad luck.
Why would it be bad luck?
They could like roll away from you or something like.
Oh, no, I think that's shoes.
That's shoes.
Okay, same.
It's even worse with a car then because they could speed off, not walk away.
So if your parents got you a car, that means that you're going to drive out of their life.
I did.
I literally did.
I came back a couple years later, but I literally did.
Thanks for a car.
I did too.
What are cars for if not to drive?
Drive away?
Yeah.
Still driving.
Drive back.
Got to make sure you come back.
Still driving.
Okay.
Yeah.
I personally think it's Pimp.
Me too.
I think it's Pimp because he knows that girl's ride or die for him.
Like she wasn't there for money.
Yeah.
I like that she wasn't the one that was like, oh, this is not a new car.
No, good for her.
Why did you put a bone on it?
Yeah.
The fact that he put a ball is like...
I'm happy for her.
I'm nervous for him.
He's in for a good heartbreak.
He's in for a ride.
He's in for a ride.
Hosewed number two?
One last ride.
It's been a long day without you, my friend.
You all day.
Y'all spent money on girls that will never talk to again.
That's why we're trying to tell them.
Greg could have bought a car for somebody.
The amount of all those locals
girls that are running around
with Greg's car money is great
That is true
I could have bought like three of these cars already
I think it's Pimp
Yeah he's Pimp, he is Pimp
The guy
Yeah
He's gonna be a Pimp one day
After this
He's gonna be a heartbroken Pimp
Never again
He's a Pimp
He's a Pimp
Pimp
Or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Hoseway still needs our help.
Hosew.
For the third time.
Yeah.
All right.
So, yeah, yesterday we had Hosew call in and share his story, which was actually an update of about a year ago about him and his ex-wife living together, even though they're no longer together.
They live with the kids.
He has a four-bedroom house.
He's so great.
great and perfect.
Say it, Greg.
She manipulates him all the time.
This guy's a sim!
That's what he is.
He's self-proclaimed simp.
He's a very nice guy.
He's a very nice guy.
He's very nice.
Yes.
And so we started, you know, talking to him.
I felt like we kind of cut it a little bit short.
There was a lot more to unpack.
So now we are going to continue to try to help him.
Yes.
You know what I want to wrote out a whole little summary for you.
Summary for you.
It was actually.
a great summary.
It was such a great summary.
Oh, here it is.
It was really good.
Thank you.
All right.
All right.
Hosei first called us on March 27th,
2024.
He was paying child support.
His ex-wife and daughters were living with him
when they moved in in 2022.
He was doing husband activities buying groceries almost every day while still paying
child support while his ex-wife had packages delivered from Amazon almost every day
while mooching off of him and still making good money.
Wow.
He needed us.
to help him cut her off nicely.
Fast forward to today, his ex-wife and daughter still live with them, and because of
this situation, he recently lost the girl he was interested in because he told her three
weeks later what his living situation is, and she bounced.
Quickly.
That's right.
So here we are today, and Brown Bag Mornings is going to help this responsible, hardworking
man and father find love while he still lives.
I don't want to help this guy.
Yeah, we are.
He also recently got an apartment.
Because he decided, hey, if she's not moving out, which is strange, whatever, that he's going to get an apartment and move out himself because he wants to move forward with his life and he wants to find love.
Yeah, he needs to live for himself.
Yeah, he's moving out of his own house.
Yes.
It's crazy.
And still paying child support.
Wow.
I don't know.
Yeah, you know.
And paying for a rent, right?
Yeah.
And helping her Amazon addiction.
Okay.
Can I go now?
Yeah.
Okay.
They've been separated 12 to 13 years.
So that's how long it's been that they've been living with him, but not together.
And, you know, some people did ask, like, why doesn't he just get back with her?
He's like, no, it's kind of that ship has sailed.
He looks at her, like, family now versus, like, his ex-wife.
Yeah.
And so it's just, like, that connection is not there.
And that she even encourages him to start dating.
But clearly at the same time, you can't encourage me to start dating, but then also, like, stay at the crib, like, how you guys were mentioning, because it kind of, like...
It's contradicting itself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So he's made the moves.
And I think, you know, it's funny, like, a year ago how that recap is like,
he came to us in order to, like, get her out of the house.
He clearly, we didn't help.
He got himself out.
He threw himself out.
He's like, and get out and stay out.
Our success rate, if we were lawyers, is probably, I don't know.
Like, our case rate?
Like, our success rate of cases?
Who cares?
You don't pay us unless you get paid.
We'll be one of those lawyers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pretty much.
So we're not getting paid.
So we're not getting paid.
No, no.
But you know what?
There's something about this case that makes us still want to help this year.
Yes.
Because yesterday he was like, should I try to get the girl back that did from me after three weeks?
Or should I like just like try to move on, period?
And he met that girl on Facebook, like Facebook dating.
Facebook marketplace.
Not marketplace.
So clearly we're like, all right, this one needs help finding a girl or finding other people around him.
He did say like his ex-wife and his kids are the only family he has.
You know, his mother passed away.
I'm not too sure when.
But we're just kind of like, okay, maybe this dude needs to date.
Yeah.
And needs help finding people, right?
Stop being a sim.
He honestly saw too many Fast and furious movies and is really serious about this family.
Family.
Vindhia would be proud of this guy.
True.
Vindhia would be proud of this guy.
He gets first on the new Fast and Furious ride.
Yes.
Universal.
Okay.
but he pretty much has great qualities.
We're trying to figure out like what is the bad part about him.
You know what I'm saying?
Because he makes his own bread.
He was in the military.
He has,
he's pretty set,
I guess on that part.
Clearly we could all,
we all struggle,
but it seems like he has his head put straight.
He has a great heart.
You know,
he's not hateful towards sex.
And then everyone's like,
well, what is he ugly?
So then we posted a photo of him on Instagram.
And the women do not think he's ugly.
No.
This will look like that.
Wolf got Hernandez, though.
Yeah, Vic instantly had his girl blocked.
Don't look at the page.
Blocked.
There's also a friend of his that left a really nice comment about him.
Yeah, he left a Yelp review on this guy.
Yeah, she's like, we've known Josef for almost 20 years.
He is such an amazing sweet guy.
He's been such a loyal and great friend to my husband and I.
He deserves nothing but the best, and any girl will be incredibly lucky to have him in her life.
Tell him to speak up and say that himself.
Stop being like softy.
He found her on Facebook Marketplace.
Yeah, probably.
He probably paid her for that one.
But he's marketing himself incorrectly, obviously.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we're here to help him out.
Yeah.
Doing it wrong.
I'm just tripping like, what is the con, you know?
Like, I know you guys are like calling him a sim.
Yeah.
And him too.
He called himself a sim.
Yeah.
He, the lady he married was like the first lady that paid attention to him because he said his mom.
I'm serious.
He said that.
He said that.
First girl.
His mom didn't let him date.
So in the military, she paid him interest the girl.
She gave him a tour of booty.
Yeah.
He got his first.
Who.
Yeah
And I don't know
That he's really dated after that
True
Yeah
You know
He's kind of sleeping on himself
It's kind of what like
I gathered from all of this
Yeah
He doesn't know his own power
Yeah
Yeah
Because you seem to check all the boxes
You got it going for yourself
You know
No baby mama drama
You
Are people think you're good looking
So then what's the con
I don't know
I just want to boo this man
Every time I
Yeah
Right
Boo
Boo
Boom
Oh, man.
That's what I want to do.
Some people will say he is being a man.
How is he being a man?
Yeah, I'm kind of.
And then he's trying to do for himself now he got that apartment.
And now he just needs somebody to help make that apartment a home.
No, he needs someone to help kick his ex out the house.
Yeah, I was about to say that pretty much.
It's going to be his ex that's going to help him.
Yeah, and see, that's the thing that I'm having trouble with because I think the conversation always goes there.
So we never end up helping him.
Yeah.
Everyone is just like kick the ex out, but there's not, like, we told him that a year ago.
He didn't do it.
He told him that yesterday.
He's not going to do it.
Like, we got to help him on the other end, y'all.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's already.
That's a lot of causing.
Oh, man.
On that side.
Stresses me.
All right.
But we're going to help him next.
We're helping Jose.
Thank God.
All right.
He first called us back in 2024 because he was paying child support for his ex-wife.
He also lives with her, let her live with him.
She's getting Amazon packages every single day.
Like clockwork.
I like how he calls this.
He said complaining about his ex-wife,
but then he's also like defending.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's great manipulation.
That's his sister.
Yeah.
But I can't care out.
She's like family little.
Then why did you hit us up?
Because now we're all up in arms about it and we're all like divided.
Yeah.
We're divided over this issue.
Yeah.
We will fight for you.
I know.
As much as we try to move on past it, it's like that's in their back of our mind.
I was thinking about that like a 9 p.m.
yesterday like we gotta help this guy man yeah we gotta help him um we are exactly so yesterday uh we spoke
to him and again trying to help him but today we're trying to play a little bit of matchmaking
to really help him this is the homie hookup line hey whoa whoa whoa what yes we're homies yeah what's crazy
homie hookup line yeah how's like homesies hook up yeah well not like that not the ones you're
That is wild.
Not like your homies.
Yeah.
Not like you and your homies.
That's crazy.
Why would you do that?
I don't know why you do that.
Anyway,
Greg just don't like this full for Norway.
No, I don't.
Yeah.
You better stay away from my girls.
Well,
okay, Greg.
Girls off the line.
Aho Suu.
Hosew.
Welcome back.
My dog.
Hey, also, just for the record,
you're not going to stop
taking care of your ex-wife, right?
Ever.
No, I'm not.
See?
Damn.
Yeah.
He knows.
Because we end up fighting over that stuff, and I just want to make sure that we just all set in stone.
This was still going to take care of her and his kids because they're like family.
Yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
Okay, so I'm going to tell you just you.
I'm mad at you because why the heck do you even complain to us in the first place about her?
If you're still going to help her.
Say that one more time.
I'm going to catch that.
Nah.
All of a sudden you can't hear.
All of a sudden, huh?
Nothing.
Nothing.
All I heard that
there's going to be a single mom out there that needs some help.
With a nice four-bedroom house.
Nice four-bedroom house.
Ready to move into.
That's all I'm hearing right now.
Bill's paid and everything.
And you don't mind that because you care about her.
You aren't heard to move on, right?
No, listen, I know, the way that it's being said, I think, is it is...
Hello?
I'm not going to, you know, bail on them, you know,
and make sure that they know that's all.
But, of course, it's going to be at some point, it's going to be some...
to draw the lines.
They're saying, you're okay.
You can take care of it, but at least that's...
Yeah.
No, honestly, yeah.
When she's 70, bro, she better get it together.
And also, like...
Maybe 71, but that's pushing it.
But it's also not bail on them.
It's bell on her.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
You're always going to have your kids.
Yeah.
You're always going to do that, you know?
Yeah, for sure.
Shout out to our guy.
Hey, what's the con about you?
If we were to talk to your ex-wife,
what would she say?
Like, why did y'all divorce?
if you're so perfect.
I am not perfect.
I'm far from it.
You know, so I'm very,
so I went through a lot of stuff,
you know,
I was in the military.
And I'm not trying to get really trapped here,
but for it to make sense,
and the reason I am the way that I am,
I went through a lot at one point in time,
and I lost a lot.
And, you know,
a lot of that was, you know,
contributed to PTSD.
And I had a really hard time living
for a while. And that came around, I found myself, but I lost a lot in that. And during that
process, I lost a lot of confidence. And this is why I am the way that I am. I don't take nothing
for, you know, I'm very confident for that reason because when I was really low, people were there
for me. You know what I mean? And so because of that, I'm there to always help no matter what. And
even my ex-wife was there for me even during this process when I, you know, was not in a good
place. So that's why it's one of the big reasons why I can never ever do,
by her. I may do things that she may not agree on, but I never would, you know, do her wrong
like that, you know? I get you. Yeah, that's kind of like what I thought. Like, you're sleeping
on yourself, you know what I'm saying? Because we're kind of... Well, 100%. Yeah. We're like,
what's up with this guy? But it's just that. It's like internal. Like, okay. Do you still suffer
from like the PTSD? I do. I do. I've come around. It took, it took almost, excuse my language.
Almost 10 years to, you know, on this, you know, to like be diagnosed with it.
Because I didn't know what I was going through. I just knew I wasn't myself. And then eventually
when I actually went to the VA, you know, it was a, I'm not going to, you know, the doctor asked me
one day, he's like, Jose, is there anything that I can do for you? And let me tell you, when the
moment he said that, I just started crying, because for the first time somebody actually asked me
what's wrong if you're not if I need help. And from that point on, it was like little baby steps,
because it was really hard to talk about it. And eventually, I came around and, you know, it's been
an old, you know, 180 for what it was before. But I did lose a lot. And then because of that,
I thought of myself not good enough to even try to get out there to, you know.
I was just really hard of myself.
You felt like you didn't deserve it.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
You may have had some type of survivor's guilt, too, of, like, why do,
maybe people, other people have passed and I'm still here.
Why do I deserve this, you know?
No, that really is the one.
Like, Survivor's guilt really is the reason behind it all.
And that's crazy you caught that because I don't really fail like that.
But yeah, that really was the corporate of it all, Survivor's guilt.
And I just didn't know how to do it.
You know, being a man and being a Marine, Marine tells you, hey, you sucked it up and you'd be okay.
And then you internalize it for so long.
And then it's at some point it's going to boil over it and it did for me, you know.
But I am much better.
I'm not like that anymore.
So it took some years.
And that's, but in the years, I lost a lot of, you know, a lot of confidence.
And, but yeah, that's where I'm at.
Let's get you some booty then.
Yeah, I was about to say.
So I think the phone lines are blowing up even more after that story.
Jesus.
I'm surprised.
Yeah, you went over the top with that one.
All right, let's go.
You'd do that answer.
You'd win Miss Universe.
Yeah.
Honestly, I'm just a little too perfect.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I heard Greg, man.
Greg ate me.
I don't know why.
You know what it is.
I don't care about you little of Pobaricito story.
Oh.
I don't.
I don't.
Oh, my God.
I'm so good looking and I have a set story.
Yo.
It's okay.
Nobody said it.
thing about him being good looking. I'm getting DMs right now. Like you call him good looking?
He's not a bad looking guy. Like, come on. Like wavy? I hate these foods like this is like, oh, I have a beard and I have a beard. This and that. It's like, dog.
Hey, we should relax. Go to the club. Go to the club. I don't know why you've triggered Greg the way you want to ask. Go to the club right now.
Yeah, I can't grow up here first of all. That's why it makes me mad.
And he wants to come up with this little potricito story. He was like, oh, my God. Oh my God. I'm so perfect.
Perfect.
You got him so mad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, he's a Marine, bro.
Cool.
He wants to choke you out.
Greg is like, be a man.
And he just said the most man stuff, you know, like I'm a Marine.
And then, you know, we're going to talk about our feelings.
I play Call of Duty too.
What's up?
So stupid.
Bro, he's going to touch you in like right in your neck.
You're just going to fall asleep.
Like, he knows how to like, you know, do, do, too, crazy.
He's going to make you go night night.
your TV off.
So you sent us a photo, bro, and we posted it, and all the girls are like, oh, my God.
We have over 100 comments.
Yeah.
How does that make you feel?
Like, is it better than what happened on Facebook dating?
No, I, no, actually, I had more luck on Facebook than I did on Tinder, but that's up the point.
But I don't know.
It is kind of overwhelming, like, get all this attention.
I know it's just social media, but it is weird because, you know, I don't, I don't go out there.
I really, I'm telling you, I'd rather go to.
to a bar and sit and have a drink
by myself and to go to a club
because for one, I'm 42 years old
and I just rather just enjoy my company
you know and I don't really go out there
and like I don't really make the huge effort
though I want to I just
don't have I just don't know how to
that's what I'm chill Angie
chill Angie chill edge
I said he's 42 you don't look 42
yeah
don't forget oh my God
yeah I'm 42
okay well
we have some
prospects on the line.
So we're going to do the homie hookup line.
Wait, wait.
You have girls on the line?
Yes, there's girls on the line.
It better not be my Dr. Pepper steak, all right?
You're taking that away from me.
If he takes that away from me, I'm fighting the dude.
Greg, they're not for you.
Not for you.
If they want to cook them a Dr. Pepper chicken steak, let them.
No, no.
I hope this works out better than Facebook dating.
This is a roundback dating.
Yes.
There's girls that, I guess, we vetted online.
They showed their interest.
they let us know like hey let's see like I would like him to get to know me a little bit
some have even already reached out to you um so I think it's Angie let's go to Angie online
three not me it's not me no Angie why is it a seven oh my not bad never mind Angie
Angie are you underwater under water under water no I'm driving oh you're not better
Angie, are you the one that we saw on Instagram like, hey, I'm going through something similar.
Please let him know, like, what's up?
And mind you, I just want to add, I said this before I even knew what he looked like.
Okay.
Okay, but now what do you think?
I hate her too.
Yeah, what do you think now that you saw his photo?
Go ahead.
Well, now that I saw his photo, I mean, I'm even more interested, of course.
I think what Angie, like it's like it didn't take the photo for me to like want to see what's up with him.
Like she's kind of like out before he looks like.
It's the story for me.
She somehow had a cell.
It's a story for me.
Yeah.
Angie, how are you going through something similar or what happened with you?
So I was married for, I actually just got divorced a few weeks ago.
And I was living with my ex-ex.
husband, but we weren't together anymore.
And nobody believed me.
It's kind of hard to believe something like that, and I understand.
But nobody believes that it was strictly for taking care of the kids and both of us
having a decent home to live in because it's expensive to live on your own.
So dating was a total nightmare, you know, and I get it.
It's easier to go and meet someone and, you know, try to talk to them, see what you have in common.
But the minute you mention something about your personal life like that, like, hey, by the way, I'm still living with, you know, my husband at that, like, we still were married, you know, I'm still living with my husband, but we're not together.
I'm sure it's a huge red flag and nobody believes it.
So I just, I kind of stopped trying for a while.
And now that I'm like newly divorced and he's been separated for almost seven years, it's been difficult to get back out there.
Okay.
So when you hear his story and if you were to tell you, hey, my ex-wife lives with me, you'd understand.
You'd be more understanding to it.
Absolutely.
Okay.
That's not a deal breaker for you.
See?
It's not a deal breaker because I see that he's doing it out of a good place in his heart.
You know, he wants to be a good father and he wants to be a good male role model to his daughters.
And there's nothing wrong with taking care of family.
And if the mother of his children is family, then, you know, what's wrong with taking care of that?
As long as there's boundaries, of course.
Y'all can all live together?
Swaroni?
Here's the story.
Felizze los four?
I'm a manning poste.
All right.
Shout out to our girl, Angie.
Thank you for calling.
What do you guys think about about Angie?
I like her.
Yeah.
She's very calm.
Calm.
Understanding.
Yeah.
She just got divorced.
No.
No.
She's been segregated.
The paperwork has just happened.
The bank just tried.
I think seven years she said separated, but still living together.
She understands it.
It's kind of like a mirror of his situation.
So he would literally get like, hey, you know how you're asking people to understand?
You'd have to understand my situation the same.
So it would kind of just be like the.
Like a mirror image of himself.
Like, what up twin?
Yeah.
That's my twin in him.
Hey, what happens all pack you get today?
Yeah.
Right, what do you think of her?
I don't like her.
I don't like him to start.
Oh my gosh.
With this whole, uh,
all right,
I think,
I'd have to see you.
You guys write it down everyone,
write Angie and then tell what you think of her
because there's other other prospects on the line.
Other prospects on the line.
Other judges?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm Randy Jackson.
KPWR HD1, Los Angeles,
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inside the homie hookup line.
All right.
Our homie host, we couldn't convince him to kick his ex-wife out of the house that he pays for her to live in while she's still paying her child support and taking care of her whole existence.
But we can help him start dating again.
Yeah.
All right?
Because there's people that as much as everyone's like, no one's going to understand the situation.
It seems like people are understanding the situation.
We have Jay on line four.
Jay.
Hey. Hey, good morning, I'm back.
Hi, Jay.
What up, Jay?
Good morning, Jay.
Hi.
Jay, your note here says,
there are women who appreciate a provider man who's committed to his family.
Is that you?
Yeah, that's me.
Talk to us.
I guess what sparked your interest about this guy, Jose.
I've been a single mom for many years,
and I got married in between and then divorced also.
And so I understand on a really deep level what it is for a man to just
step away from the relationship and then also step away from the children and have no regard for what the kids go through while the mom is also struggling and that's something that happens so commonly so
Jose really is like a diamond in the rough and right now I just want to ask that somebody please give Greg his chupon and his binkie so he's
I was about saying you know what I was about saying I don't like your attitude why are you talking like this for me I don't like your attitude you're already a red flag I don't
Front of the star.
Children's timing in on this right now, for real.
Like, they go.
I know I'm not going to get voted for by Greg right now,
but I'm not even tripping on that.
But what you're hating on is an honorable man.
Hosewil-Lis.
Hosewil-Luis.
If your dad wasn't the same kind of stimp that Hosewet is so like in a
Nosephemy, you wouldn't be sitting up so comfy at your mama's house right now.
I can't wait for you to live with his ex-wife, too.
I can't wait for that.
You go live with his ex-wife and kids.
No, but listen, listen, like, really,
Jose is an honorable man.
Like, I really, really appreciate it, whether, whatever,
if I ever meet him or not,
I just want to say, ultimately,
it's really comforting to know that there are,
that there is a man.
Hopefully there are more men out there
that have that kind of undying devotion to their children,
to their well-being,
to la Mada, literally.
Yeah.
Like, to the, your mom is a part of you,
and her being okay means you're going to be okay.
And so as your thought, that happens.
And whether he has boys or girls,
he's a solid example,
and he's a solid provider
and a solid real family man.
There's too many men that are like,
okay, I'm done with the relationship,
I'm done with the kids.
Peace out.
And that really hurts for a,
you know, I grew up with a dad who grew up
about his dad.
And that, like, and I grew up knowing that trauma from childhood of a man that grew up
without a father.
And now my kids have, like, similar struggles here and there, you know.
And so I have the almost respect for Ho-Fue, and just for FYI, I'm also 41.
Also, we'll rather have a drink at a bar with one person enjoying my company instead of
being out there and all kinds of scandalous nonsense on the floor.
So just, that's my piece.
Wow.
Wow.
Jay.
Jay, Jay, do you think he's cute?
Thank you.
Thank you, Jay.
Thank you, Jay.
Jay told us.
Yeah.
Jay told us.
That's what she thinks.
You, Greg.
I swear.
I hope you are into talkers.
Yeah.
Because Jay's one.
I like that.
I don't like gratitude.
She knew she had a limited amount of time to get her piece in.
Yeah.
And you took some away from it because she had to yell at you, Greg.
I'll give her one point for that.
Yeah.
I cut into her talking.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah.
It is kind of rude.
It is kind of rude.
Would you want to ask?
You know, this is her show.
What do you want to ask me?
What?
Where she's from?
Oh, no.
No.
No.
All right.
I don't know what you guys are.
I don't know.
I don't know what Vick was trying to say.
Next contest.
The guys.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's go to Janira on line five.
Yanira.
Janira.
That's a nice name.
Hello.
Hello.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Okay.
So, we have Josewe on the line and he's talked to us a couple of times throughout the,
these couple years.
And he seems
to have trouble with his confidence, although he seems to have a pretty, like, good head on his
shoulders. He makes good enough money to be able to take care of his ex-wife and kids. He's moving
into his own apartment, wants to start dating, but people that he dates seem to not like
his living situation where he takes care of his ex-wife and kids to make sure they're all good.
This is the only family he feels like he has out here right now, but he also wants to live
a life for himself. Yanira, did you see his photo online?
or did you hear our conversation yesterday?
How did you get up on our guy who sweat?
Well, I was listening to you guys on the way of dropping off my daughter at school.
So I heard most of the conversation.
And then it drew me in because I feel like, unfortunately, nowadays in the dating world,
a lot of women ruin it for other women, just as much as men ruin it for others.
And it's very hard to trust out there to, like, see that, like, a lot of people say, oh, I know what I want, and then they're not ready for, like, something serious.
And unfortunately, like, with the girl he was talking to, maybe she wasn't mature enough to handle the situation and knowing that, you know, he has good values and he's going to ride for his ex and his kids, you know.
So I feel like I was really drawn to his story.
And then I did follow up with seeing his picture.
And he's very handsome.
He's very, very handsome.
But that's besides the point.
Like, yeah, looks are great.
But it's what really matters is your morals and like what you stand for and how you go about life.
All right.
Yenira.
So you have a kid too.
He has kids.
their, his kids are older, like, I think 15 and 18.
How will you deal with, like, hey, you start dating that he does take care of his ex?
Are you someone that's going to maybe try to get a relationship with her?
Or are you someone that's going to be like, you need to kick her out now.
I'm here.
Are you going to be his backbone that helps him?
Yeah, kick her out.
Kick her out?
I think the guys are looking for an evictor.
No, no, I feel like it's all about boundaries.
of course it would have to be how he presents it, like, presents it,
and how he acts, how they interact is very important.
So I think I would, like, push back a little bit and see, like, how that plays out.
But for me, like, I'm confident enough that that's not going to intimidate me in their relationship
because the way he talks about her and the kids is that's what's important that they're good,
that they have, that they're just,
safe. So for me, that's not an issue. And like, I have my own place. I've been independent since I was
19. Like, I have my own thing going on. Like, I don't need that financial support. I just want that
good companionship. Because what I'm going to be with someone. What I feel is like you might feel
like he's taking advantage of. Because you're like, especially if you got it together, you might end
of feeling like, you know you don't have to do this
for this lady?
Yeah.
So are you going to be the evictor?
Are you going to come in and lay down the law?
I would have to definitely put boundaries for sure.
Janita, I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
This is a little too serious.
He needs a freak.
That's what I see.
That's what we need to hear.
You guys are terrible marketing here.
I like her answer to it.
Very.
Wait.
That has nothing to do with it.
It has everything to do with it.
Yeah.
He's going to pull with it.
fall asleep.
Yeah.
All these answers are very grown, mature.
This is too mature.
Wait, so then you guys want the girls to be, like, riszing him up right now?
Yes.
Then say that.
My boy, he's love.
They should know that.
Spit some game at my boy.
You have to have the foundation first.
Oh, brother.
The foundation.
I'm going to tell you right now, I think he appreciates this more than what you guys are.
Hell no.
Hell no.
That's his problem.
100%.
1,000 percent.
And that's exactly what he was saying.
he was looking for.
Yeah.
It's okay.
The guys want him
to enter a toxic cycle.
No.
We want him to have an experience of a one,
adventurous partner to live life.
He's had one partner.
I feel like he needs to live life.
He needs to go out and travel and do fun stuff.
He wanted to have his three or four phase.
No.
No, no, no, no.
No, one woman.
One woman have a great time, you know,
joke around.
Yeah.
Have some fun.
Everything seems too serious right now.
He just left a serious thing.
He needs to go to Baskin Robbins
and ask for.
That's the serious thing.
He did not leave a serious thing.
It was three weeks of talking with someone.
No, his ex, his ex.
Oh, baby mama.
But they're not together.
They haven't been together in a long time.
It's because the guys don't understand anything besides if, like, it's not a girl just like,
ooh, show your stuff.
Aye, Dios, me.
No, no, no.
That's not what it is.
I'm trying to add a day from my boy who sweat.
No, my boy hasn't experienced life.
So that's why he dove into the first thing he dove into.
Yenira, thank you for calling me.
But thank you, Nira.
Very mature.
He's very matured.
I rated you pretty high.
I rated her high too.
She had really good at her.
Yeah, I liked her.
All right, you guys take care of the next two.
So I'll just, I'll just sit back.
Go ahead.
The next two.
The next two contestants.
Issa is online.
Six.
Issa.
Issa.
She dropped.
She dropped.
She got the race.
Issa, you get a zero from me.
She get a zero.
Gracia.
Gracia.
Grecia.
Gresia.
Hello.
Grazie.
Yeah.
You want to shoot your shot, huh?
Gracia.
You got to shoot.
your shot at Jose.
You gotta do it a little differently than
the past three callers.
Angie J and Yanita.
They could be serious though, but
you know, you gotta show my voice a little.
I think I am a little bit different.
Actually, a lot different.
She's about you.
I hear it already.
Let's go.
So my friend
told me about this and I
read and I seen the
Instagram, the handsome.
I listened to the interview
that you guys had yesterday and
honestly dating sucks.
here and when it comes to like what he's experiencing it probably sucks even more but
for me I've been someone that you know I've been trying to date and stuff and I'm
open to seeing what kind of connection I have with him because I understand like
his story I feel like I really wouldn't be impacted because he seems like he is
serious and he obviously is taking care of what he needs to take care of but I'd be
open to getting to know him because
I mean, at the end of the day, we're all looking for fun or love, and I'm single.
I've been single for, you know, a long time.
And just like you guys had previously mentioned, like, I like to travel.
I like to go to these places.
There we go.
I'm a social drinker.
There we go.
See?
Yeah.
This sounds fun.
This sounds like a good time.
Yeah.
What's the last place you traveled to?
I went to Thailand.
Thailand?
Bangkok?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
him like what
Grecia do you have kids
I don't have kids no kids
oh it's wide open
let's go
Grecia you do know that
Jose does have kids and he's living
with his wife at home right
Angie don't ask those questions ask her
how freaky she is
no no no no no
but you can answer that one after
yeah you can answer that one after
she laughed at it so there's some points there
exactly
yep
oh
go there you go
You do, like, how do you feel about the situation that he has at home?
Obviously.
No, those are questions I ask.
The guys don't know how.
No, no, no.
It's a balance.
It's a balance.
How do you feel about the situation?
I feel like it's not uncommon to hear that.
Not uncommon.
At least with me, with my experiences, because there's people that financially can't do it alone.
And they have kids together.
So they do that.
Yeah.
And I've, you know, I understand it.
It is expensive to live in California.
So it's not abnormal.
People will joke about it.
You know, like, that's crazy that that's what's out here right now, but it's just life right now.
It's true.
So I'm okay.
I mean, if he is someone that is truthful, you know, and I feel like he is, because it's just the reality of his life right now, then I'm okay with it.
His kids are older.
That's like a big plus for me.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
because I feel like that helped.
If the kids were smaller, I suddenly wouldn't do it.
All right.
Makes sense.
Okay, Gracia, can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
What?
What?
I actually have never tried.
But you're willing to try?
I mean.
Let's go.
Come on.
You hear that?
No sweat.
She has like my highest vote right now.
10.
She's convinced me.
Zero.
This is so much fun.
If he doesn't take her, I'm going to take her.
Like, if he doesn't take her, I'm taking, I'm taking her.
We haven't asked, Hosewe, like, what kind of girl he's looking for.
Clearly, it's going to be her.
It has to be her.
Hold on.
Let's go to Hosewe.
Hosewee.
Yeah.
Hoseway.
I got your back, my boy.
I'm here.
I'm here.
You heard them all.
He seems happy now.
He seems.
Yeah.
He's turned up.
I'm here.
Yeah.
With the energy.
How are you feeling, Hoseway?
How are you feeling after hearing the girls talk?
I feel good
I feel real good
All right
Magusta
Meguista
Are you
Craig Craig now
Do you have like a type
Or are you not
picky
No
I'm not really picky
I think I'm
I'm really more interested
In like personality
You know
Of course looks are important too
But I'm much more into
You know
The person and stuff
Are they funny
You know, like, to me that's a big part
Is, do they have fever?
You know, are they down?
That's the type of person that I would actually go for.
Is that too serious?
Yeah, I'm out, yeah.
Yeah, you see?
Come on, so I'm saying.
So you need a funny girl.
Yeah, I like a funny girl, but I also let know a balance, you know,
when it's time to be real and when it's time to be funny.
I'm very, I am very, I'm a very, I'm a big one.
Because right now you're saying, I want a funny one, but I'm going to be okay with them.
What is it that you want?
Like, you can ask right now, customize men, you broke.
What is that you want?
Yes, yes.
We have.
Angie, we have Jay.
I think Gratia was like the one.
I actually liked the what she put it, you know,
and I actually liked what she said to because I described what she was for me.
That's what I'm talking about.
And she didn't know how to do the thing, but she was willing to try.
Try.
All we want is effort.
You want to ask the other ones?
What?
And she's from the 9501.
Oh, we could ask them.
Because you're I.E. right?
I'm in Riverside, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean.
Is there a question you want us to ask?
them.
And they can
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
This is for your love life.
I think that they answer
like the most important part.
Look out there,
you know,
of course,
now that I do have my own place,
that doesn't really matter
as much anymore.
Right.
But, you know,
I'm glad,
you know,
I'm studying right now.
Don't know.
Because,
obviously,
if I hadn't moved out,
then yes,
would it be like,
you know,
would you be okay with the situation?
Yeah, yeah.
But they,
because it is hard to,
you know,
to really believe that.
But now that, you know, the dynamics have completely changed.
You know, I think my kids are older, so it does make it easier.
But yeah, no, I think that a lot of the girls hit, you know, they hit it in the head with that.
But the grace was the one that, you know, really cool with that.
I like that.
All right.
So the guys did, I know you mentioned, like, you would rather be at a bar by yourself than going out clubbing.
The guys do feel like you needed more fun.
You need to have that freak.
That's what the guy.
Come on, go on.
You know what you want.
You know what you want.
You got to say.
You got to experience the world, man.
No, I have.
You know, I've been around the world, literally or figuratively, you know, but I, you know, I am getting older and I just like, I'm chill, but I also not, like, I'm not born either.
You know what I mean?
I'm just, my fun is different than other people's fun, you know.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
So right now he's saying that Grecia is his top prospect.
Good.
Yeah.
Is that the democracy of the room?
She's within the top ones.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like Grecia, and I thought Angie was cool, too.
Yeah, to me, I rated Angie and you.
Andrew was very understanding.
I like that.
I rated her pretty highly as well.
Which was the one that told off Greg?
No, Jay was the one that.
That's the one I like.
No, can't come out of my boy, Greg like that.
Get out of her.
Have some fun.
You're too serious.
No, I need someone that will go in on Greg.
No.
I like a nearer too because I feel like she might be the one that's like won't let him get taken advantage of.
True.
Oh, yeah.
And this is literally what everybody has told this fool.
Since the beginning of his,
his, like, commenting on to Power 106 in Brownback
that he needs to set boundaries with his baby mama, his ex-wife.
And I feel like Yenra is the one that's like,
I'll help him do that.
That's true.
Which I feel like everyone wants that for him.
Yeah.
So I'm kind of, I'm kind of, uh, I'm lost.
I don't know who to pick on that end.
I think everyone has a dog in the race.
I had, yeah, I wrote down, like, scores, you know what I'm saying?
So, like, you know, that's how I'm going to be.
Scoring. Okay, Caitlin.
Yeah.
All right.
So you guys have heard from the prospects.
Grecia,
who seems to be the front runner right now.
Gresia feels more like,
you know what?
I heard about it from my friend.
Like, I don't have any kids.
So maybe no kid parent drama to add to this.
It could just be like, I want to get to know him.
She's also from 951.
We have Angie, who she's like, you know what?
I saw him yesterday.
I love the story.
yesterday. I saw him. He's really cute.
I went through something similar, so I
understand him. There's Jay
that was like, hey, put that you put that you point on Greg
real quick. Tell me. Honestly, she
was a little too focused on Greg for me. I think she wants me,
dog. Yeah. I think she's like, low-key, like flirting.
Yeah, she's like, put his chupon on me. Yeah,
that's weird. I did appreciate, what she appreciated about
Josue. Like, she could tell he's
an honorable man. And too often
when men do honorable things,
we call them simps or we say that
they don't, they need to be a man.
all of that.
And she's like, I just appreciate that having someone that, it seems like men have stepped
out in her life for her children to see somebody step up feels like, wow, like that, that's
something I appreciate.
Then there's your neuro, the ones like, I'll help you evict that girl.
Yeah.
I'll help you evict her.
Yep.
And so those are the people that are on the line for our guy host way.
Should we leave it up to callers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's do that.
Because I feel like everyone has a dog in the race.
and then I'm sure these girls are freaky.
I hope so.
They'll have kids.
Except Gracia.
They have a funny way of showing it.
How about we get his ex on the line?
Let's do that.
I don't know.
The guys wanted the girl that doesn't be like,
the guys want the prosti from Monday?
No, no, no, no.
Too far, too far, too far.
Oh, yeah.
Too far.
I don't need to be spending any more money on women, honestly.
Okay, so hard.
You guys want the girl?
I think it's more on the energy.
Like, I understand, like, them coming and being like, I like this, I like that.
But, like, it was a lot of...
But that's also the energy he requests.
Like, that's not what y'all want, but that's what he wants.
Exactly how he said, like, that's what I appreciate.
I appreciated their answers.
I look for personal.
That's the energy.
He's the one that said...
I don't think he wants no melatonin.
Okay.
But when he mentioned at the end, the other girls,
that had the highest energy was a little more fun.
I think we maybe should see what the other girls like to do for fun.
Yes, Maximo.
And Gracia, when she was on the bench waiting to get on the phone,
she did really good until she came up to play.
And once she got on, she was on.
Back to you, Vic.
Oh, absolutely.
She seems like a top-tier blue trip.
Let's not do that.
We're going to waste time doing that.
Number one, pick in the draft.
Ask them.
Ask them what you want, Maximo.
Angie.
Not me.
Line three.
Line three.
We heard, like, you know, like the serious aspect of, like, you know, the story your understanding.
What is something like you like you like you like do for fun that you feel like Jose would enjoy doing with you?
I mean, we can go and visit some new breweries or go to Top Golf or something and talk in between.
And I don't know, see where the night takes us after.
You guys are so rude.
I'm sorry.
She's waking me up in a lot.
No, top golf is fine.
I love that place.
I love that place.
Jay, line four.
Uh, Jay.
Hey.
Jay.
How would you sweep Hoseau off his feet?
I would, I think, you know, as an ex-Marine, I would anticipate that a lot of activity would be very enjoyable for Hosew.
So I'm big on physical activity.
I like to be outside.
I love to sleep.
whim. I love to hike. I like to climb
mountains. I like to
your points are going up. Keep going up.
Keep going on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I can.
Yes, I can tie a
cherry stem with my...
Yeah! Let's go! Jay is back in the race!
I'll give her a point for that one.
Good job, Jay. Good job, Jay.
That's how you fight back.
That's a talent. That's a talent.
She's won over the ladies and the fellas.
Oh, my God.
Man, she's a...
Yeah.
Greg,
ask Jay a question.
No,
because she's going to fall in love with me.
It seems like she's obsessed with me already.
I don't want to steal the game from Hotswai.
Jay, what do you think about that?
Oh, she's getting point.
Wow.
That's what she's going to say later.
Okay, Jay.
This is Oswears race.
Oh, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Dude, she's a Marine.
She'll put you.
to sleep, bro.
But not like that.
Greg, ask Janira on line five something, Greg.
Janira.
Hello.
Hey, so say this.
Be nice.
Be nice.
I'm being nice right now.
You see host?
That's at 4 o'clock.
No, that's 3 or 7.
That's a different show.
You guys are sitting in a bar, right, having a drink and enjoying your time.
And you're like, you know what?
Let's get out of here.
What are you guys going to do?
What are you guys going to have fun?
What is it?
We're going to go walk around the beach and, like, continue to get to know each other.
And then if something, if the connection is good, then it leads somewhere, it leads somewhere.
I'm open to that.
That's only Greg in here.
And, by the way, Greg loves, Greg loves to walk down.
Greg loves the beach, actually.
That's the funniest part.
He's a million.
Greg loves the beach.
Greg is the most simplest rule I've ever met my life.
That's his move.
You're taking his move.
Okay, but he brings us to the beach.
Polaroid camera
I take him
He puts it up on his
photography page
Yeah that's great
This is P-O-D
Yeah
How are you gonna make
Hosewet yours, Yanita?
Like how are you gonna sweep him up his feet
Make him be like
Dude, I am the clear
Person here that he needs in his life
Oh, he'll know
He'll feel it
Like
Oh
Yeah
He'll feel it
It's all about like
Calm down
Yeah
I'm sorry
Whoa
Stop blushing
It has to be neutral
You know
But it's about having fun
Being like getting to know him
Him getting to know me
Like if he's an outgoing person
He obviously goes to bars
And stuff like that
I enjoy going to bars
Breweries things like that
It's just a matter of
Getting to know what we both like
And we enjoy it we take it from there
You know
And if it leads into something like
Sexy time, then okay, so be it.
Okay, all right.
Sexy time.
Plus one point.
Okay, sexy time.
Very nice.
All right.
All right.
The girls have asked their questions.
The guys have asked their questions.
Well, Suez chimed in on who he appreciates.
Did you guys change your rankings?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Jay shot right up there.
Jay and Ganesia are a tie for me.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
All right.
And here is right under.
Yeah.
So let.
I don't know what under.
But, go.
You guys are crazy
So now it's time to find out
Who we are going to match
Hosue up with, okay?
The homie hookup line, right?
Yeah, that's what I love to call it.
Yeah.
Okay, so we've been helping Jose.
He first DMed us back in 2024
Saying that he lives with his ex-wife.
He's paying her child support
While paying all the bills
And then she's spending all her money
On Amazon packages every single day.
They live with the kids together.
other and recently he's like gotten tired of it he he he found a girl that he liked but they
broke up because she didn't like the living arrangement he had now he's moving out to get his own
apartment and we're trying to help him get a real girl that'll just because he needs a freak
with long long hair yeah yeah i need a freak yeah i need a freak
with underwear yeah i love that song it's not in the system but i wish we had it
It's a hit.
That's right.
Yes, we're helping Oswey out.
We have four contestants, Angie, J, Janira, and Gresia.
They gave their piece.
You know, they riszed up Josue.
They also said how they'd handle the situation very maturely.
And I'm not going to say which one of them, but one of them just told us that she has a secret, I guess, social media page that's freaky.
What?
And that has 20,000 followers.
Well, she should say something because her point system.
She says that she doesn't help, she doesn't stay until they earn her even knowing what that freaky pages.
Oh.
Excuse me.
Well, honestly, Greg, that can go either way.
It can either raise your points or lower them, depending on how household feels.
You got to share her with the world.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I'm saying.
That's right.
You know, I don't know.
Sometimes you like a hidden gem.
Oh.
Yeah.
She gets that into me.
No.
Okay.
All right.
So we all picked our, like, we rated them.
Yeah.
We know who we like, who we're going for.
I still love Jay just off the fact that she told Greg to suck on his chip one.
She wants me.
That's freaky.
That's freaky.
Hey, you take it how you want to.
But we have callers on the line that are going to help us decide.
All right.
First up, we got Liz in Riverside.
What's up, Liz?
Liz.
On nine.
Nine.
Nine.
Liz.
Liz with the Riz.
Hi.
Hi, Liz.
Hi, good morning.
Liz, you heard our prospects on.
Who wants to date Josue?
What do you have to say about it?
Who is your pick?
I have to go with my girl Gracia.
Gracia?
Are you the homegirl that told her about it?
Yes.
I like this.
Gessia's including her recruits.
Like, hey, call us.
Why did you feel like they would be a good fit?
Gracia is just, she's just a phenomenal person overall.
I'm not actually, you guys got the opportunity to look at her profile,
but he's beautiful.
Oh, we did.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll say it.
I did.
Oh, my God.
Go ahead.
Yeah, she's beautiful.
She's supportive.
She's amazing.
She's understanding.
And I just think they would be a great fit.
I have a question really quick.
I don't mean to cut you up.
Why is she single?
Kind of touched on it.
The dating pool is kind of whack.
And I think that sometimes people take others' kindness for weakness.
I see.
And she's.
She's a super kind person.
Like, she's not going to get stepped all over or anything like that.
But she is really kind and she is really understanding.
She gives people the benefit of the doubt.
I think there's been circumstances in her life that, like, have taught her to be that way.
And I think that's why she's single.
But 2025 is a new year.
And we're working on that with her.
Did we mention that Jose is 5-1?
No, I'm kidding.
I got so quiet.
He got quiet.
Oh my God.
Wait, I was looking, I was like,
I was like, no way.
No way.
I almost felt bad.
How tall he is.
I almost felt bad for him for a second.
Hey, Jose, how tall are you?
Jose, how tall are you?
I'm a whopping 5-7.
He finds him in the next.
Lizzie Riverside chooses Grecia, okay?
I haven't seen her profile, but every Grecia I know,
which is her in another one, Vix Homegirl.
They're hot.
Grésias are hot.
So I believe it.
I believe that.
She's beautiful.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's go to Yami in Riverside.
Yami.
Yami.
On line eight.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
What's up, Yami?
Yami.
Who is your vote out of our prospects?
Who's the yamiest?
They were all great.
But I do have to go with Gracia, too.
She ain't got no kids.
So.
Dang.
Having kids, it's the deal breaker now?
Sometimes.
I think it's not a deal breaker, but I think it'd be easier, you know?
Oh, with no drama.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just, it's just easier.
Yeah.
So.
I agree.
Easier to have fun.
Easier to let go.
I haven't seen her, but she does sound hot too.
And I mean, his kids are 15 and 18.
Like, they're almost out the door.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that.
I'm going to go with her.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
But, yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
I like your reasoning.
It's your own reasonings.
All right.
Thank you.
Nice.
Let's go to Cynthia in Midcity Online 7.
Cynthia.
Cynthia.
What's up, Brown, babe?
This is our home girl, huh?
Yeah.
Yo, I just want to tell you, I miss you so much, Lettie, because these boys have been going.
Hey, wait, wait, relax.
I thought you're a home girl.
We're friends here.
Cynthia, I appreciate it.
Sometimes I feel like what did I do giving these fools microphones, but I'm proud of them.
But also I'm like, oh my God, they are taking it all the way.
They're swinging the thing.
All right.
Cynthia.
Okay, so I just want to say, Jay is my longtime friend.
I've known her since middle school.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
The friends are going in.
I like it.
Yeah, I didn't call her to tell her about this,
but I thought about her when I heard it on the radio.
And then she ended up calling me yesterday and telling me that she text you guys
and that she was going to call in the morning.
I was like, oh, my God, I totally thought about you
when I was listening to his story
because she kind of has a similar story.
But she's a beautiful person inside and out.
She has natural beauty.
She's a lady in the streets and a freak in a bed.
Cynthia.
That's what she said she knows how to do the cherry with the tongue.
Yeah, Cynthia saw it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, Cynthia.
Oh, yeah.
And she's an amazing mother.
Let me tell you.
That's great.
So she's an amazing mother and she's a caregiver.
So, you know, she could take care of you.
Oh, good.
Cynthia, you're talking like you know it's crazy.
Whoa.
Why are you giving me like that?
That laugh.
Don't giggle like that.
Halsway, monitor the situation.
Yeah.
Cynthia, thank you.
But, yeah, she's hilarious, so I swear.
She makes you giggle?
She's funny, see?
Yes, she's also funny, yes.
Let's go.
Cynthia, thank you for your vote.
Thank you.
Okay.
All right.
There's more to that story.
Yeah, there is.
That laugh just describes so much.
Y'all wanted a freak yes or no.
Yes.
Of course.
Okay.
Astrid in South L.A.
on 9 6.
Astrid.
Astrid.
Hey, yo, what's up, Brownback?
What's the other?
Goel, Astrid.
How are you this morning?
I'm doing great.
How are you guys?
Amazing.
Amazing.
Just at work.
Astrid, talk to us.
All right. So I'm going to have to switch things up a little.
My vote is going to have to go to Janira.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Why?
I just feel like Janira is just that person that's going to come in, like, strong-headed, setting
boundaries.
She's going to come in and regulate, you know?
And I feel like that's what he needs.
needs. Like, I feel like anyone can be fun. Anyone can take you on a nice day. I feel like it takes
a strong personality to come in here and kind of not give you what you want at the moment,
but what you need. Oh, I like you. That's a bar. That's a bar. Regulator.
Mounted up. Yeah. It was a clear black thing. So I feel like, and you know, I feel like she's a little
reserved, but you know what they say? Like the most reserved girls, the quiet ones.
And it was like those are the, those are the freaky ones.
That part.
That's true.
All right.
Thank you, Esther.
Thank you for your vote.
I appreciate it.
All right.
So we have two votes from friends.
Yeah.
Do they count?
I was going to ask you, y'all.
I don't know.
I don't think that should count.
Might be more than a friend.
Uh.
That's not fair.
So so far, Grecia has two votes.
All right.
Yeah.
Cynthia has one.
Mm-hmm.
And Janira.
Jay has one.
No, excuse me.
Yeah.
Jay and Cynthia.
You never know.
Yeah.
Hey.
It might be.
And Yanira,
Yanira has one, too.
And now, who did you guys vote for?
Vic goes for Grecia.
That's me.
Greg, goes for Grecia.
Which one?
Maximo goes for Jay.
Wow.
She's an ex-Marine.
Beletti goes for Jay.
And I go for, Angie goes for Jay.
Oh, that's so hard.
It's between Jay and Gresia.
Yeah, you guys.
You got to duke it out.
What if, what if we send him on?
two dates.
Oh.
Hey, actually, I'm not mad at that.
I like that.
Yeah.
You know what?
That's the way to do it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's see if they are down.
Let's go to Grecia on the line.
Grecia.
Yes.
Grecia.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
Grecia.
What a girl.
What a girl.
We would like to send you guys on a date, but you'd have to be okay with him also
going on another date with somebody else while also taking care of his ex-wife.
Not at the same time, though.
Not the same time.
Two different times.
Unless.
That's fine.
All right.
Secure.
Plus one point.
Plus one point.
Oh my mind.
She's understanding.
Hey, Jay.
Don't mind sharing.
Works well with others.
Plus one point.
Yes, ma'am.
Jay.
Yes.
Are you down to go on a day with this fool?
And then also like he's going to go on a day with somebody else.
But also he's taking care of his wife.
But also Cynthia has your back if you need it.
What about the same time?
Yeah.
No, my girl Cynthia has always had my back.
I got to say that.
What about your...
No, my mind.
You're right with that.
He's supposed to be dating.
That's the point.
That's where's it?
See, I like you, Jay.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Hey, Hosewe.
How are you feeling, Jose?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Thank you.
Can you hear me?
He's not like you're sweating, you know?
I'm so panic right now.
He's survey.
Hey, I just picked up my daughter.
Can you guys give her a shout-out to hers of a birthday?
Yeah.
What's your name?
What's your daughter's birthday?
Fabiana.
Aviana.
Aviana.
Aviana.
Happy birthday.
We're getting your dad some booty.
Out of your birthday.
Thank you.
We are so dumb.
Hilarious.
Aviano, you guys hold on the line, right?
We're going to sit.
Let's come back and figure out what we're going to do with these days.
Question.
How many of you in the room are 5-7?
Me.
Can't relate.
510.
I'm not.
5.7.
How tall are you, Vic?
5.9.
105.9.
1.5.9.
You literally just said you were 58 and then you're like 5.9.
Vic, you're taller than Maximo?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm stronger.
That's what he says.
Okay.
Maximil, you're 57?
Yeah.
That's not that short.
It's not that short.
It just sounds crazy on paper.
It just sounds crazy on paper.
51 is hilarious.
It just sounds crazy on paper.
On paper, it does sound crazy.
Yeah.
But it's really not.
I really feel like, I want to tell you guys,
just as a little recap of us listening
and right now, us in the room,
I really feel like we finally helped him do something.
We did.
We did.
We did.
We had to be aggressive.
Yeah.
And we did it.
Yeah.
We helped him say happy birthday to his daughter.
Yeah.
We're going to send that one, two dates.
Yeah.
We're going to see how that pans out.
Why we care so much about this.
Well, I don't know.
It could be because he's a little simp.
Yeah.
It could be because.
Honestly, he did a lot for us in our country and stuff like that.
He deserves him.
Are we thanking him for him service?
Exactly. He deserves happiness.
Yeah.
He does.
He needs some service.
Greg, right?
No, he doesn't.
He's a sin.
Craig,
stop being a hitter, bro.
He tried to threaten me in a message right now,
sending pictures of him in the military.
I'm like, cool, bro.
He's not threatening you.
He's not threatening you.
He said squabble up.
Yeah.
And I said, I'm going to squabble up with his girls.
That's what I'm going.
Don't do that.
Not like that.
That is weird.
I'm going.
Greg, how's your love life going?
Can't talk about it.
This guy.
I don't know if that.
That's probably not good.
Okay.
All right.
Well, look, keep it here.
Two dates.
Two dates.
Yeah.
I feel like we finally helped him.
And I think that's what happens when you tell us that we didn't help you a year ago.
Yeah.
We're like, we're not going to find something.
Buckle up now.
All right.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esed?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Some would call this the earthquake weather that's about to be upon us.
Some will call this, like get ready to sound like me.
and all sick and gross because you know how it's hot outside today is going to be the hottest day of the week
and the year and the year the yke um the year the year of the week and hottest day of the year so far but come the weekend
it's going to be a storm that moves in not so much rain more so just cloudy and the lower temperatures
when that happens and the temperatures flip like that everyone's like oh my god that's earthquake weather yep
It's also get sick weather
So just get ready
You're ready for that
You're wearing sweaters
And then you go outside and it's hot
And then like you wear shorts
And then it's going cold
And you put the AC full blast
It's so hot
Yeah
And you're cold
And then you walk outside and it's hot
You're congested
Yeah or even right now
You know you could be making plans
For the weekend like oh my god
I'm gonna wear this outfit
And it's like the weekend
No you're not here
Go back and change
The weekend's like guess again
You know there's a lot of like
Oscar Sundays this weekend
Oh wow
He is.
Oscar Lola is going to be like, what's, I'm kidding.
Is this Sunday.
Vic, me, you and Angie are going to be at the Clipper-Laker game?
Oh, I can't wait.
Yeah, we are.
We are right.
Luca time.
But just maybe dress more cozy, y'all.
Dress more cozy.
Yeah, I guess.
Cozy like cold.
Although right now, like today take advantage of that.
Go on a hike maybe, Greg.
Play with some water balloons.
It's a nice day.
Yeah, go on a hike.
Touch grass.
Touch grass, brother.
I do not have a hike.
I have plans today, so I should go do that.
You don't have plans?
No, not today.
Aw, poor guy.
My phone's really dry right now, too, so it was kind of sad.
But anyways, I knew there was something behind why you think so many.
My phone is dry like this weather because it's hot.
You're like a constipated dog.
You're just barking at people for no reason.
Consipated dog is crazy.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
I am constipated.
Yeah, it would love.
He's so much love built inside of him.
I have so much to just release.
Whoa.
But it's hard for him.
Yes, it always is.
You know, he needs a girl to come in like a lack of.
Exitative or a suppository.
Anyway.
Anyway.
There's weather, though.
It's crazy.
The weather outside is weather.
So it's not going to be raining?
It's just going to be cool.
No, it's going to be like drizzly, if anything, on Sunday.
But it's just going to be cloudier and more chill.
Yeah, which I feel like it's February.
I would want that.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
Yeah.
That's a good masticating weather.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I hope the...
I hope the mice in my walls don't start crying.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They don't masticate.
Okay.
That was doing you know, I'm local.
Okay, now that we got dead out of the way,
someone else is getting something out of the way too.
Can you please hit the song real quick?
I just need to.
So, I got Maximo.
It's like the upbeat version of that song.
It's not sad.
It's not sad.
It's not sad.
I got some sad songs.
We are gathered here today, you guys.
because our guy Maximus
and his
is going to have a little less in it, okay?
So,
Maximo is getting
a vasectomy today.
Yeah.
I'm looking a little jealous.
This is it.
I'm a little jealous.
They're retiring.
Hanging up the jerseys.
You're jealous?
Maximus's been talking about it for a long time.
He asked.
He's been researching it
and believe he's asked other people
about how they're,
Is it doing?
Yeah.
Why do you can make it that noise?
It's so disturbing.
How did you do that?
Yeah, it's so disturbing.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Oh.
That one had a little extra.
Yeah.
That sounds like a different body.
It sounded like a different woman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, you don't know what I'm doing.
As long as the sound gets across, it gets across, right?
Oh, stop.
Do it again.
Do it again.
No.
Greg's a little constipation is getting up.
Stop, Latte.
I'm falling in love.
All right.
Stop.
Stop.
Maximo.
Well, how would you full describe it?
Yeah, true.
You guys were talking about almonds and freaking macadamias.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You said a eulogy for our guy, Maximo, who is going to go under the knife for like a quick second, right?
It's not, it's like a five-minute procedure.
What?
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
I'm deathly afraid of you.
I am still awake.
Yeah.
And it doesn't change anything about him.
No.
He's still able to.
He's just going to talk like this now.
Hey, that's Maxwell.
Impossible, bro.
Wait, did Umberto already do that?
Hey, don't give me to Humber.
And this is clearly something that, I guess, with guys, it may be a topic of like, wow, are you taking away your manhood?
Which is like what Greg's all going to.
Yeah, it's not going away at all.
It's not going to be there.
Greg, doesn't one of your brothers, he did this too, right?
Yeah, he just did her.
And same thing, now he talks like that.
That's a lie.
That's one of the side effects.
Are you getting?
Maximo,
are you getting people that I guess clown you about it, don't understand,
or how's that been for you?
No,
for the most part,
the people I've talked to,
they say that it's like,
it's easy,
simple.
And I mean,
for me,
I just think it's like the best choice moving forward,
you know?
Can't have Gregs running around here.
Yeah,
you and your girl,
so your girl's done like something similar that I have,
like she's done her own birth control or birth control methods.
It doesn't always,
always work out the best for girls. Like we get
a lot of crazy side effects. For sure.
Especially the crazy, right? Yeah, the crankiness.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
No more excuses.
She like me, we have the
birth control implant in our arm.
And it's just really tough, you guys.
Like that stuff is just pumping hormones
in order to keep you from having babies.
But an alternative would be for the guy
to snip away.
Which I am.
And you're going on.
What a good man.
Thank you.
It's a bittersweet.
It's bittersweet.
Let me tell you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's going to go from man to boy.
I'm going to go from man to man.
No, honestly, okay, he's getting an mastectomy, right?
Yes.
Do you guys see him as less of a man now that he's going to get that done?
I know you're joking about it, Greg.
No.
But no, honestly.
No, because I want one.
You, Victor?
Well, I mean, a cool thing about being a dude is that, like, you just get to, like, make a mini-me of yourself whenever you feel like it.
And a girl's, like, willing to do it, with you?
So it's like, now, Maxim already did that.
So he doesn't want to do it.
anymore so I get it
he already did it so it's like okay
yeah so I'm like I get it
you know what I'm saying
but you're like
kind of removing
you know a little bit of your superpower
but it's like you've already
you've already used them a lot
you know what I'm saying so it's like it's good
I love it's like what do you look at it
I mean
they're just not gonna be alive
he's getting rid of his copy machine
you know what I'm not gonna have no more
ink in his printer
yeah
yeah
wait wait wait no color in the printer
no color in the printer
just black and way
I look like this color in the printer
If there's some color in your printer,
you should get that's a whole separate.
You should get that check, all right?
That should be,
if your metaphors are just wrong,
that's why.
Because he's still going to be able to do that stuff,
it just won't have the little simmer.
The paper's still going to come out.
Yeah.
It's going to be blank.
No ink on it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
No more ink in his printer.
Yeah.
And that's why I just said.
Still a printer.
Just can't do anything with it.
And that's why I just said.
It makes more sense.
Oh, man.
But Victor has written a eulogy for you, brother.
Yeah, I did.
I did because I feel bad.
You know what I'm saying?
So I want to send them away.
Thank you, friend.
In the right way.
You know what I'm saying?
And he's the writer of the group.
Respectfully, he's going to read for all of us.
Yes.
All right.
So, dear Maximos macadamias.
I'm sorry you never got to meet Becky G.
Like your owner promised you.
But salute to y'all.
What?
Wait, you're, I didn't make that promise.
To his.
Down there.
Yes, that's what they're supposed to do.
I remember when we went to a restaurant in Vegas and they asked you how you like your eggs,
scrambled or sunny side up, and you looked at that waitress dead in the face and said,
rubbed.
That took some real cacahuates.
You said that to the waitress.
Salute to y'all.
Maximo, RIP, to your pecans.
Do you have a song for Max?
Yes, I prepared a song.
I hope, you know, it hits the same way.
dead for me so
what is the song
this happens at funerals
this has happened
this does actually happen
which is very all the time right
and waiting
just stay quiet keep your head down
and sometimes it's really tough
you're sweaty
I'm sorry
about that over there
is that a cousin
what did she do
that's not even me
you weirdos
that's where I go
I actually
I actually wrote
No, farewell letter
Hold on, we're waiting for
We're waiting for Vick's song
You gotta move
Wait, what?
End of the row
I'm gonna cry
All right, pizza or Pekans, Maximo
Why do you
Play with my
Is it be a montage of
Pictures of Maximo?
In different positions
When I can't sleep at night
Without holding you
Different socks
We can just take a
Different crinkly washcloths
We could take a
clip from Lucasalking
And then
Daniela
Pregnant
Just chasing the lizard
I am letting
And me kicking a soccer ball
It is a natural
The doctor
Has to go in
All right, that was great
Wow
That was great
I got emotional.
I thought it's here.
Have you told your kids?
They're not going to ever get any more siblings?
No.
They don't make the rules.
No, but you have to tell them about this procedure.
True.
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell them after happening.
Do you have to, really?
I don't know.
What does Daniela think?
Oh, she, at first she was like, really excited.
And then after she was like, should we?
And then I was like, it's too late.
I made an appointment.
Oh.
Yeah.
And just so you guys know, like when, if.
fear a couple going through this.
It is a little, it's cheaper for a guy to do it, and it's also reversible for a guy to do it,
and it's less downtime for a guy to do it.
And I just appreciate you as, like, part of the women of the world that, like, you're willing to step that step up.
As an ally, I was here.
No, no, I really appreciate that.
We go through a lot, bro, with break and joel.
It's not even a joke.
Yeah.
We need less crankiness in the world.
That part.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Make women uncranky again.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Stupid.
Beautiful for that?
Uh-huh.
Annoying.
Greg,
did you have,
did you have something to say?
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Ready?
Okay.
We are gathered here today for Maximus Weevos.
Celebrating the life of the both left and right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I want to hear white G now.
Yes.
I never got to meet them before you had kids.
And I heard legendary stories about them, of course.
One might hang lower than the other.
About his left and his right?
Wait.
Wait.
Go keep on.
Keep going.
One might hang lower than the other.
One might hang lower than the other.
the other, but you always held them high.
They're not going anywhere.
The itching and burning might go away now,
and this procedure will no longer have you in pain.
Thank you.
And I dedicate this arm to your weevils.
Yes, Greg! Let's go!
I'll take photos.
I'll send them to you before they go.
He wants photos of your...
I got you.
The left and the right.
I got you, bro.
The left and the right.
Yes.
Hey.
I love that.
Great.
Incredible.
By the way, he's not getting rid of them.
They're not, those things are staying.
It feels like that.
He said he was getting fixed.
It feels like that.
My guy's not getting neutered.
Things are still going to be there.
To an extent.
And one will still hang lower than the other.
For sure.
I won't tell you which one.
We don't want to know.
Angie has her speech too.
I do.
I do.
Can you play my song?
Yes.
We're going to kill
Colerious
He's about to RIP his hoots
We get it Angie, we got it
That's the name of the song
Yeah
My song and it's RIP
He's about to kill his
Nuts
You're officially nuts
For getting this done
You're taking the phrase
Cunning Ties to a whole new level
It's not the end of the world though
Just the end of your seed
I guess you can say
You're pruning the family
tree.
Oh.
So RIP to Maximus Nuts,
you're about to make,
you made two kids
and you'll shout out
Emmy and Max.
They're the only things
you'll ever have
because from now on
you'll be shooting blinks.
That was great.
Hey,
let's go.
I want you to think
about GZ when it's happening.
I'll wrap me.
Oh, me.
Oh, man.
Lettie, did you have a speech?
No.
Oh.
I did that.
I know Maximo has a farewell speech.
Oh, too.
Oh, go ahead, Maximo.
I do.
It was deep.
I actually couldn't sleep.
Hey, yo.
Really?
I couldn't sleep.
And I thought about it while I was rolling around in bed.
Okay.
And I said, dear nuts, I can't thank you enough.
I feel like we were the perfect pair.
You had my back since before I had hair.
It's funny
I never gave you an apology
For how the skateboard hits
Left you impaired
Thank you for hugging me tight
When it was cold
And for making my pants
Tight when you felt bold
Always had my back when it was time to work
And never back down
When the girl started to twerk
Let's go
To the lefty
I'm sorry you can never get right
To my right
Thank you for never
going down without a fight.
This ain't goodbye.
This is better.
Even though I feel like doing this makes me feel like Bob.
Cheddar.
You shot yourself?
The saying goodbye, we're still going to have fun.
No more kids.
It's time to.
Teta clove up.
Teta clove up.
Teta clove.
That was beautiful, man.
Wow.
Incredible.
Moving, touching.
It was all that, Maximum.
You don't say touching.
It was.
It was definitely moving.
I hope that your bravery
influences other guys to go out and then.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, I'm pretty influenced.
That was a beautiful speech.
You want to join me?
Yeah, maybe.
We can hold hands.
I'll be helping you your recovery.
Same, yeah, me too.
Oh, so you got one and I got on the left.
I'll be the right.
I'll be the right.
And for the record, you're still going to have those things, right?
Because the way you guys are talking,
it's like you're not gonna have you're gonna be a Kendall no no but they're just there like
they're just there like the adorno now you know what I'm saying like yeah yeah it's like
decorative you know the water's still flowing but it's not getting filtered yeah you know okay
because like you're saying you're talking about like it would go up and not won't anymore
no I never said what he's doing it no that's a different problem matter of fact it's going on more
It's going to be more of
Now false claims
Now it's going to be longer or what
Hey you never know
Chado Zincol
What time is your appointment
11 a.m.
Wow
Wow
That's final two hours
Yeah
We should have a moment of silence
At 11 a.m.
Yeah
11 seconds
Magadamianus
11 seconds
11 seconds
Maximus Maccadamius
Thank you guys
I truly appreciate the support
What if it takes the rasp away?
No, no, no.
That's what I'm saying.
He's going to talk like this after that now.
I will not.
Hey guys.
And if I did, I'm taking a pack to the dome.
I'm excited to.
Bringing the voice back.
Okay.
That's crazy.
Takes it away.
Bring on the new points.
All of them at woods.
Okay.
I'm excited to see Maximo tomorrow and how everything's going.
Why?
Are you excited to see it?
Yeah.
Well, because just like after.
The after?
Yeah.
Are you going to be walking funny?
Are you going to be in paint store?
I have no idea what's in store for me.
Well, me and Vic will be here for you if you need us.
Thank you.
If I'm off, you guys can be off too.
We'll be off.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you have to say that ahead of time.
And then you have to put it in paperwork with Nina and then.
Not ahead of time because you're under salary under me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you, Mike.
Thank you, Mike.
Can we take the jet to your house?
Sure.
Oh, nice.
Yes.
Awesome.
They're trying to do inside jokes.
Yeah, they are.
And it makes no sense.
on air. Yeah, exactly.
Okay. Well, you didn't make any
sense on air. That was that day you missed.
I was sick.
I hate them.
Turn a club up.
Turn a club up.
106. Brownback morning.
Not love yours.
