Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 409 He's "Punching the Clown" | Brown Bag Mornings (02/28/25)
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It's Friday!
And it's Friday.
It's Friday.
Oh, yeah.
And some of us woke up without nuts.
Oh.
Maximo.
I always do.
Yeah.
I was going to send a text message to Ramona.
That's good, Angie.
That's good.
I was sent a text to Ramona saying that I have to go watch them for him, you know?
Like, make sure the left one is good.
That I was in a misword.
You and Vic?
Do you see how weird you sound?
Do you hear it?
It sounds really weird.
Sometimes you shouldn't talk.
Maximolo is not in today because he,
he has snipped away at his groins.
Yes.
Pobreciito.
Yeah.
He's going to give a...
Momentousal.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
He's given a new definition to the word snippet.
Yeah.
Snippet?
Cutting tith.
Someone said he's that devoted to the clippers.
He clipped himself.
That's a good one.
That's the...
Love that.
Yes.
Clippers.
Yes.
So by nature of this show, we're calling in a sub.
Our guy concrete's going to come fill in for Montymore.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I love, he's like the sub of all subs.
He's like the sub that does all the subjects.
Yes.
Like he'll come in for history.
He'll come in for,
because he's subbed in for me, for Vic, for, for, for Maximo.
He's just sixth man of the year.
Yeah, let's go.
How he's coming through this morning.
And he had posted yesterday a really sad Instagram story of like,
when Brownback mornings is having fun, but you're not there.
And he had something.
Yeah, he had fomo.
He also kind of manifested it because then all of a sudden,
Maximo couldn't come in.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
And all of a sudden we're like,
dude, we actually need you.
We need you tomorrow.
Please come.
Yes.
Okay, look.
Scrolling with the homie.
Gregorio.
Gregi.
Gregi.
Can all the Drake slander please stop?
I'm tired of it and it keeps going and going and going and I just wanted to go away.
He doesn't to himself.
I have some coming later.
Don't worry.
Hey, yo, pause.
That is crazy.
He doesn't help his case.
Like, like, like.
Even what he's doing in his shows and all that stuff over there.
I wanted to stop.
Where he's like, shout out to everybody that was real and didn't turn their back on me.
Yeah.
When everybody turned their back on me.
And he's like, shut up, bro.
It gets even worse, Letty.
Okay.
You guys saw that one?
Yeah.
Show the rappers and producers that were like for real, for real on my side.
It's like everybody that I like kind of like did things behind the scene to started doing things to not like me.
Yeah.
In front of everyone.
In the public.
I was doing things in the show.
shadows. That's like me on Twitter. But anyways.
Everybody who I slept with her girl,
but that didn't get mad
when everybody else did. Thank you.
Stop, please.
That's it. Leave Drake alone.
Okay. It's not just us. It's not just us.
Yeah. It's not just us. It's not just us.
Okay, who is?
It's not just you.
There is a Twitch channel who's been live streaming.
Every single Drake's. Yes.
Every single Drake song. But what they did as a troll
is they put every Drake song that they were playing
in A minor.
If you don't know what A minor means, the key A minor.
Music theory, let go put my little backpack on really quick.
There's a keyboard and, you know, songs are recorded in a certain key.
Yeah.
They put every song that Drake has in A minor.
So this is what the original sounds like.
Okay.
I'm going to play it in A minor now.
Hilarious.
Why does it sound like a child?
It sounds like a chipmug.
It sounds like a tip book.
I don't even want to play the next one
They're doing it to all his songs
I know it sounds like it's for kids
Yeah weird
So this is no new friends the original
Now this is it in a minor
No new friends
No new friends
No new friends
Yeah
So they're like playing all of the songs
All Drake's songs
It's just an A minor
And just a minor
Is Drake a lot of new kids pop
I hope not
No
Please don't make it even worse
The only good part about
this though, I will give it to this Twitch channel
is that they're raising money for
charity for a children's
rescue. So like all the money that
The irony. All the money that's
getting donated to that Twitch channel
is going towards like a children's
rescue center. Children's rescue
center?
Kids benefit regardless.
I can only...
I concrete.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, concrete.
Concrete.
Yeah, Concrete to hear.
Sorry, I was just going to change the trash bags,
but I might as go stick around.
Committee service.
This is your,
yeah,
this is your community service,
people.
But this is making me sad.
No,
yeah,
this could really be major.
So dumb.
Nobody?
No,
finally.
Thank you for that,
Greg.
I want all the Drake signer to add,
Lettie,
please,
just make it stop.
How did you find it?
How did you find the Twitch channel?
You were searching for A minor?
No,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was a minor.
Crazy
Yeah
That's sad
Stop it
Play another one
You don't have more
There's a lot more
Come on
No more
No more
I don't know
I want the Drake's letter
To stop
We need to stop here
All right
We need to play more Drake
That new Drake
Especially
It's the best album
Of 2025
You know what
What key is the new Drake in
What key is the new Drake in?
I don't know
Different keys
Not A minor
I hope not
I don't know
What are you saying Angie
Oh, I was going to say, you know, I try listening to it and I couldn't, dude.
Like, I have like an hour plus to drive home, right?
Yeah.
And I put it on and I was falling asleep behind the wheels.
But what?
The New Drake?
Yes.
How dare you?
I couldn't.
I'm like, I can't believe Greg was saying this is like a no-skip album.
It is a no-skip album.
Word for word, bar for bar.
There's definitely skips, but it has some good songs.
Dude, I couldn't do it.
Nokia, lasers.
I like that one.
Spider-Man, Superman.
Great song.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
This is not me being like, oh, Kendrick Krenjik all the time.
Baby girl.
I really try to listen to it and it was putting me to sleep behind the wheel.
And I'm like, this is dangerous.
Yeah, that what I've noticed is that people like listening to it because of that vibe that is like the same sound.
Yeah.
That they don't want it to seem like it's changing.
Like the songs are changing.
At least that's what the Drake, what is it called?
The Drake Hive.
The Drake Hive?
You don't understand.
This is what is supposed to sound like.
It's a concept.
You have to be woke to understand.
Well, I was trying to stay woke.
It didn't keep me woke.
Good one.
All right.
Thank you, Greg.
Thank you, Greg, for that.
It was going on with Justin Bieber.
Dude, yes.
What do you mean?
Those videos.
That was just turning it up again.
Yeah.
Just like me for real.
He's listening to a lot of drink old right now.
Random song.
He's smoking on like bleezies.
Yeah, but like in public, you know?
Like, it's like he would always do it.
Outside of air one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's wearing very, very loose sweaters.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's what it usually does.
I hope we get good music out of it.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Some great music.
Maria.
He's doing stuff to apologize for in another album.
I like it.
Yes.
Yeah.
All right.
I unfollowed his wife again.
You unfollowed?
No, that he probably.
Oh, he.
Oh, he did.
Oh, it's just because he's a Pisces, I think.
Is he?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
All right.
Well, we got shout out.
Yay.
Rick wants to shout out the Hawthorne 105 or car club.
Hey.
Heraldo wants to shout out
I was going to say Gerardo
Heraldo
wants to shout out his team
in Imperial Valley College tennis team
They won their
They had a big win against COD
Bras shout out to the tennis team
You bring tennis back
Yeah we do
We had our own little brownback tennis club
It's just me teaching the guys
How to play tennis
And then once they learn they beat me
Yeah Leti was pretty good
I'm not going to laugh
I'm a good teacher
They learn and then I'm like
Oh, dang, why I teach you.
Evelyn wants to shout out her kids, Abraham, Benjamin, and Elias.
They listen all the way from Whittier to Compton.
Hey.
What's up, Elias?
I want to give a shout out to...
Sorry, you're excited your name wrong.
Yeah, Elias.
Elias.
All right.
Eli.
I want to give a shout out to Carlos, Jenny and Carlos from Ojos Locos.
I saw them here yesterday.
They were like, hey, we listen to you guys every single morning.
They were kind of staring a little bit and kind of, like, scared me at first.
Everyone scares at you because of the way that you're eating a wing just
staring at the girls.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
They said that they love me, okay?
Yeah.
What?
Okay.
Are you okay?
And I was like, oh my God, that means she loves me.
You put the locoes in all those locoes for, that's you.
You got your eyes all crazy.
I felt weird for a bit because I was waiting for my friend outside for a while.
So they're all just staring at me like, is this guy going to come in?
And I was like, oh.
You look like you were casing the joint.
But, yeah, and then I ordered 18 wings to myself.
Wow.
You got a problem.
Yeah, there you go.
But anyways, we need to give another.
Shout out to Anaise.
Shout out her husband, Furman.
They listen every single morning.
She says, thank you for holding it down.
We currently have our 7-year-old son, Andre, who's in hospice for a brain cancer.
And it's his third relapse.
And the doctor's only giving us weeks and months with him.
And our husband has just been the anchor to the whole thing.
Man, that's tough.
Thank you, Brownback, for helping out during these hard times.
Oh, I love to you.
I love and everything to you, man.
I know that stuff is so tough.
And it's nothing like looking at your kid.
and seeing something wrong and wishing that you could change all of that.
So our love to you, man.
Yes.
And then we have birthday shout-outs as well.
Wait, I have a shout-out.
Shout-out to Tino from L-A-U-S-D-I-T.
I ran into him yesterday.
He's like, hey, you're the guy.
What's L-A-U-S-D?
Like, he works in the IT department at L-A-U-SD.
Oh, damn.
And he saw you and he's like, you're that guy?
Yeah, I was changing my grades.
I was picking up a little bit.
Yeah.
Pick the computer.
Give my kids straight A's.
Give me a diploma, porfah.
Change that you to a E.
And then we got birthday shoutouts.
Jennifer wants to shout out her fiancé, Adrian.
He turns 25 tomorrow.
She says she can't wait to celebrate with him.
Wow.
25 and already getting married.
Do you see, do you see Greg?
Wow.
I just noticed that.
Yeah, me too.
It just looked to me.
How does that make you guys feel oldies but goodies?
Fiancee at 25 is crazy.
But anyways, yeah.
Veronica wants to shout out her daughter.
Angie, when are you going to get married?
I don't know.
That's not a question for me.
Really?
Let's call Marcus right now.
Marcus, run line one.
Right now.
Let's get a timeline going.
That is not me.
Let's get a rollout plan.
Rollout plan.
Veronica wants to shout out her daughter, Natalie, who turned 14.
They say they listen every single morning from Corona to OC.
Come on, Big Nat, 14.
Okay.
And then Robert Flores wants to get wish the happy birthday.
Let's get wish him that.
Let's wish him that.
Let's wish him that.
And are we done with the birthday show?
Yes, you are.
Okay, also, I got to give a big shout out to my dad.
Stiki Fredo.
Happy birthday, Dad.
Love you, man.
See you later.
Amen.
Oh, wow.
My dad.
My dad.
Yo, yo, shout out to Poppy right now.
Shout to Papa.
Shats to Papi.
I love you.
Happy birthday.
We spent it yesterday.
Had a good day, and it was good, man.
Oh, that's so awesome.
We dropped the skis.
Go check it out now.
Shout out concrete.
Hey, dad, is your birthday.
We're going to do this video.
I'm going to walk in and you're going to do this.
I'm going to keep all the money after
Okay, thank you
Speaking of dad
Shout out to everybody's daddy
Luca
His birthday today
That's right
He's 30 26
What the
I thought he was like
Almost 30
No bro
Wow I feel old
Young goat
Yeah
Happy birthday
He's really young
He's birthday too
Because I know you know Spanish
Bras
True
Super tight
His birthday
His birthday
All right, a happy birthday to you all
And Feliz Cunplanos
Ati
These are the nominees
For the Simp of the week
Simps
Simps
Simps
Simps
Simps
All right you guys
This is Maximo
I know I got Snips
So this is what I sound like now
And
Maximo's taking the day out to recover
I'm right here Lettie
This is my voice now
It lifted everything up
So I sound like this
This is bisectomy Maximo
This is vasectomy Maximo in the house
He sounds like a mouse
I won't name which one though
Yes I'm covering from Maximal though
This is Greg
And first nominee for Simpa the Week
Duke Dennis
Responding to Glorilla's song
That she made
She was on the future one
And she shot her shot at him
If you don't know who Duke Dennis is
He's a famous Twitch star
He's in the whole
Kaisana era
scene too as well.
He does a lot of streams with him.
But Glorilla was like, you know what?
I'm going to shoot my shot at him.
So she put it in a song.
Listen to this.
Uh-huh.
They say shoot, shoot.
Uh-huh.
Duke Dennis was so.
Shoot.
But he responded.
This is what he said.
Those two lines are separate though, right?
Don't like the two lines.
Because you miss a little bit of the bar.
Yeah, I just noticed that right now.
Yeah.
I just noticed it cut out right there.
My bad.
Why are you snipping things?
Like, my...
I know.
Snip the short.
Yeah.
The bars after she said do dinosaurs,
is like,
I like my guys a little bit ugly.
Yeah.
A little bit of ugly.
So then he finally responded to it,
and this is what he said.
Those two lines are separate, though, right?
Like, the two lines is separate.
Like, you weren't saying,
you weren't talking about me.
It wasn't talking about me.
I think it was just, like,
it was like a-huhs in between.
It was unhuns in between.
So he's responding saying that the line that she likes her guys a little bit ugly is not about him.
Yeah.
So I think that makes him a little bit of sense.
Yeah, because he cares too much about.
At what?
Like she said she likes you basically and she said you're a little ugly.
Like, who cares?
He's focusing on the ugly part.
What do you think about that?
It's okay.
I mean, he has a good heart.
I hope he has a good heart.
Because streamers are like the new athletes.
Yeah.
Streamers are the new athletes of the world.
True.
Facts
You can afford to be a little bit of ugly
Yeah
If a girl said
If your girl was like
I love my man
Concrete
Because I like I'm a little ugly
Where'd you be like
No she's not talking about me
She doesn't mean
That I'm a little bit ugly
She means like
Ugly in here
Up in here
Like
Yeah
Like we people say like
Oh he's cute
In a weird way
Yeah
That's a dude
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
Right because
I know
I know I'm not like
You know I'm not like
You know
I'm not
Dang, Jay Hernandez is crazy.
You need to put a reference to that way.
I did hot off.
I'm like, wait, who is that?
Who's Jay Hernandez?
He's this one movie with that white girl that can't dance.
The white girl that can't dance.
Yes.
Crazy, beautiful, or something like that.
You guys don't know what Jay Hernandez?
Well, I have to Google him.
People say I look like him all the time.
No one says you look like him.
Jay Hernandez.
People say I look like Jay Hernandez all the time.
I would have thought you said Mario Lopez.
Mario Lopez or something like there.
I get that all the time too.
They said that we have the same physique
No, but he did have
Say my brows
Yeah, like, yeah, me and Mario
Yeah, we have the same abs basically
I've never heard of Jay Hernandez
No, you have
If you guys see him, you're like
Oh, he's, dang, he's been in hell of movies since
We should put a side by side of
I see him in the day
And I was like, damn, you're fine, dog
Like, you look the same in person
Day dog, like, oh my God
He's in that one
Oh, okay, okay, yeah
He's in that one movie, bad moms
Oh, I see it, I see it, I see it
Oh, suicide squad?
Yeah.
He's a suicide squad.
Friday night lights.
Shout to Jay Hernandez.
What's up?
Player.
Stop taking my roles, dog.
Stop taking my roles,
Blair.
Well, he was a lot of movies.
Carlito's play.
I swear to God he was in a movie
with that one girl.
Which one?
The girl that was in...
That girl that can't dance.
She's in another movie where she can't dance.
Save the Last Dance.
I think she's in a movie with Jay Hannan.
Are you talking about Julia Stiles?
Yes.
I forgot what movie they were in together
And that's the movie that this was referencing
Damn, he wasn't like you terrorists
Look at us, now I was Googling for you.
No, he was in Friday Night Lights
Yeah
He's in that new movie too
The Long Game which is like the all-chicano
Golf team, that was pretty cool
Tear Jerker
I cried
Did you watch it?
Canelo produced that
Really?
No way
Wow, yeah, I watched that if you're gonna like scoff
It's like the first mix
What's the synopsis of that brother
since we're all IMDBing right now.
That was basically, I mean, it's basically like the first all Chicano high school
golf team.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And they weren't meant to, like, get to how far they were.
They were never meant to be there.
But four Chicano's, one golf ball.
Yeah.
One stick.
One dream.
You're so good at that.
That's really good.
Yeah.
I thought I was watching a movie right now.
Our next nominee.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
or didn't send her.
I forgot.
A viral screenshot of a man who sent a girl $30,
but the thing is that she said it was low effort that he only sent her $30.
No, it's the fact that this will send this girl $30,
then she sent it back because it was on Valentine's Day.
Oh, yeah, on Valentine's Day.
And she was like here, because I guess she wanted more from him.
Yeah, she said.
And then he posted it on Twitter to show the world like, oh, isn't this messed up?
And then everybody's like, bro.
Because he said, I know it ain't much, but lunch is on me.
And she sent it back and replied, you don't have to do this.
Thanks, though.
And she said, then he posted it.
He said, honey, I'm so, I'm so over a low effort.
Just keep it.
Yeah.
No, he posted it on Twitter.
So that's what was weird about it.
That he ends up posting this conversation of him and the girl back and forth.
And then so that she's like, dude, it was low effort.
And it's low effort because it was Valentine's Day.
And that's what you did.
Like, you could have taken me to the park.
You could have done something.
It wasn't about the money.
And then he posted.
for sympathy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what he said.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Well.
Did we nominate
Maximil for Simba the
week?
We didn't.
No, we should.
For his Snip, Snip, Snip?
His Snip?
Yeah.
Should we nominate Marshall?
Yeah.
A lot of people, his own homies,
I think Jamie and Jeff were like,
wow, this is what you're going to do, bro.
Yeah.
The Simp King.
We should have gone together.
Snips of a week.
Yeah.
Damn.
We should nominate.
You know what?
Let's nominate.
Maximo today.
Yes.
How do you feel about
Snip or Pimp?
Snipping in the name of love.
You know, his girl,
his girl had the,
has the,
birth control stuff and, you know,
that gets,
that gets messy with girls.
That mess with your hormones.
So he was like,
you know what?
I don't want the crankiness,
according to him from her.
I don't want the crankiness.
I'll just snip away.
But it also heard that it messes
with the guys.
Yeah,
that's what I had to mess with his hormones.
I feel like,
I've heard that guys become docile
and I don't want to,
I don't want to,
Like, you know, you don't want to do nothing, you know, like you're not as, you know, you're not as, you know.
No, no, fiero.
You know.
What, what, basically does that?
Lo fiero.
Supposed.
I don't know.
He says he was going to get stronger.
But I was like, I don't know if that's how it works, homie.
Yeah, I feel like some of these are these little urban legends, you guys, to not do stuff.
Yeah.
And then you all are ready, do sasile.
You're already like, oh, I want to do it.
I don't want to do it, though.
I just turn to the side.
I just want to be a kind of.
You're not martyazzo, cocky.
You know.
Yeah.
What do you?
No, dude, I just, you know, no conscience.
I want to go in like a batteram.
But y'all don't do that already.
Huh?
Y'all don't do that already.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, my girl got neck problems.
My amor.
Yeah, my little twinkie.
We just got to head.
Yeah, I just broke the headboard last night.
Yeah, exactly.
I got to be down wrong.
I got to go furniture shopping after this.
Catch me at Ashley's a rato.
Conquer's going to be doing an ad
Four part roll
And Ashley's skin
Yeah
You'd be doing a few
A skit at Ashley's
All right
Let's get a drum roll please
Yeah
So we got three
We got three nominees
And your winner
Of Simpa the week is
Maximo getting his
Maximo!
Yes
Rebo's cut
Mr. Snip Snip
Snip!
Snip him out instead of simp.
Snip, snip, snip, snip.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Lucy needs our help.
Oh, Lucy.
Lucy sent us a DM and said,
Brown bag, I need your help.
Yes.
I've been married to my teenage crush for about eight years now.
I have two girls
And before COVID
My body was the athletic type
After COVID
I've gained weight
And I've had some hard time
Getting rid of it
My husband says that he doesn't care how I look
And that he loves me how I am
However, there's been multiple times
Where I've caught him looking at girls on Instagram
He's on their phone
Saving their picture
No
Is it concrete
Or special guests
Kick him out
Whata?
This is his first weta
Get out, McCrackay.
Breaking news.
No, get out.
I was turning it off.
It shouldn't have been on in the first place.
Sounds like the new student in class.
Yeah.
You know, right?
I was just checking the time.
Straight L-A-USD right now.
What's crazy is that he tried to play it off by like shaking the his head like not even out.
Like, like, like, wow, you guys are turning your phones off.
What were you doing editing?
No, I was turning it off.
We're part of a skit right now.
Can you read to the class what you were?
What was so important?
Concrete.
Concretress?
That you had to interrupt baby girl's story.
It was an ice spice video?
Valid.
Valid.
All right.
Next step is it gets confiscated from a month.
You have to pick it up after your shift.
And after that, we take it in and order food from it.
And then.
And Marty has to pick it up for the third time.
And we go live in the office.
You got to bring your parents here to pick it up.
All right.
I'm so sorry about that, Victor.
Can you please?
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'll recover.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, so she said, I've caught him looking at girls on Instagram,
saving their picture, and even videos of them shaking their, you know what.
I've told him multiple times that it makes me insecure, not jealous, but insecure as a woman,
but he says that it's not considered cheating, quote unquote.
Um, one day I put a close friend's story on IG of me and my underclothes and bending down, just like the pictures he loves to see.
He was the only close friends that was able to see it.
I did it to see his reaction of how he would feel if I was the one posting those pictures.
He lost it.
Oh, he got mad.
He got mad.
Uh?
She said, anyway, am I overreacting and being, uh, and being a straight toxica?
Or are my insecure feelings valid?
help me out brown bag
I mean
I think any guy would be mad
if they saw their girl
on the internet
because he doesn't know
that he's the only close friend probably
no that was like the
I get that part
yeah it was more so like
just kind of
showing him his own medicine
basically
which the intent wasn't for him
to be happy
but it's like this is how you make me feel
when you're looking at girls
like what if I was the one doing this
and seeking other people's attention
yeah
you know so that's kind of how she flipped it on him
yeah
Yeah.
Of course he got upset at that.
I think what her too, and probably like a lot of women listening and like there's so much
for you guys to look at that it does get like, dang, you know?
Yeah, it's not our fault.
But there's also like girls could go look at stuff too.
Yeah, but you don't see a for you page of just guys in gray sweatpants.
Like it's just the way that the social media set up and just the world in general,
it's set up for you guys to have more chances of seeing women in a certain way than girls
seeing men in a certain way.
Like it's not, it's not leveled the same.
And this type of situation is not leveled the same.
At least the parts of like that type of intrigue.
No, yeah, Latia, I agree.
I feel like Instagram's always attacking me.
It's always like, that's where you're, my explore page is like,
I just want to look at hats and then all these like crazy things appear.
All these like Becky G look at like Latinos keep popping up on my feed.
And it's like, wow, did the search do that too?
No, no, no, mine is broken.
Mine is broken.
No, it's because you're interacting with them.
So it's going to be.
showing you more and more because I don't even like those photos no more yeah because I know like for
example I know when I'm getting my nails done when I'm getting my nails done I go for like nail
inspo and I search that up yeah for the next month I'm getting nail inspo in my 4 you page but that's
because I searched it so what are you searching that that pops up in your 4U page all I have is
Bible quotes that comes on my stuff yeah that's what I try to search and then I'm telling you
my search bar is broken because it just like gives me other things such a dork oh poveracitositos
yeah I'm gonna go to the Apple store after the
Have you or have any of you three fools in there?
Got it into like some type of a discussion with your girl or a girl about, I guess, looking at other girls online.
Yes.
Oh, for sure.
100%.
It happens.
It happens.
General, talk to us.
How's about your guys' experience?
Well, it seems like whenever you want to like show your girl something on your phone, then like your page will refresh and then it'll just be like a hot girl like half naked.
You're like, whoa.
Oh, I was in looking at that.
Instagram did that, you know, and then it gets into like a discussion, like, who is that?
You know her?
Like, you like her?
I'm like, no, no, no.
And then I'm just like, oh, I'm going to follow her, you know?
The algorithm just be backfiring some time.
That's what I'm saying, it's the algorithm.
I don't, yeah.
Blame the algorithm.
It's broken.
Sometimes I'd get girls commenting on my videos, like my DJ videos, like, oh my God,
this is a fire mix.
Of course, the girl I was dating at the time is going to look at who that is.
Yeah.
Maybe sometimes it was an influencer.
Maybe sometimes she was just good looking.
I don't know.
So, like, to me, I was.
I was like, I don't know this person.
But then you liked other photos.
Hey, hey, hey.
It was one photo from before we dated, all right?
And I was just like, no, like, I don't know what you, like, what am I supposed to do?
Yeah.
She's the one commenting.
I'm not telling her to go comment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so.
It seems like, yeah, no, I guess you.
You kind of get, you have to get defensive on it.
Yeah.
But I think maybe she was trying to tell him like, hey, when you do that, that makes me feel insecure.
And he was like, well, it's not cheating.
You know?
Yeah.
So I guess those convos.
Have you guys had those convos?
How does the girl react?
How do you react?
Do you understand where she's coming from?
All of that.
Yeah.
I mean, I get where she's coming from because it's like the cheating part is like it.
It's all subjective.
Like it's like, okay, that might not be cheating to you, but it's cheating to me.
Or maybe cheating is too strong of a word, but it's just like, well, I don't like it.
So stop doing it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I remember I liked a picture one time.
It was a girl on the beach
Of course she was in a bikini
But the beach was like
The black sand beach
So it looked cool
I was like oh this is a dope photo
Because the sand was black
The blue
He tried to go with the photographer argument
I like the aesthetic
I don't know what that
I did
So I liked it
The next day I get like a screenshot
And a long text
Like why are you liking this
You know it makes me feel it secure
Blah blah blah
I was like honestly
I'm not giving me a lie
I didn't like it because of the girl
But I liked it because of the girl
But I like because of the
God, Greg said that's my dream beach.
I was like, I want to go there.
I want to go there now.
I mean, the numbers are perfect, but at the end of the day, men are visual.
Yeah.
Men are visual.
Men are attracted visually to females.
That's why females throw on the makeup.
That's why females do their hair.
That's why.
Oh, hold on.
Sometimes we just like to stare at a beach.
Women, women, women, women, women.
And so guys are visual.
Guys are visual, you know.
So see, you kind of prove the point.
Guys are visual so then when you do things like this to visual things,
it makes your girl feel like, what the heck, man?
For sure.
You know what I'm saying?
For sure.
But then I wouldn't want my girl going on social media and posting that on her close friends
because that's going to make me be like, did she really only have me on her close friends?
Yeah.
You get me?
No, for sure.
And again, I think for her, it was to show him.
Yeah, that's what it seems like.
It seems like she's told him a few times,
hey, this is how this makes me feel.
and his response is it's not cheating.
I think too when it comes to a relationship,
we think cheating is the only thing that you can do in a relationship
that would make you feel betrayed, and it's not that.
It's also, like, different things can make you feel
like someone's disrespected or betrayed your relationship.
It's not just cheating.
Please don't always go there, guys.
Yeah.
There's other things that you can do.
It's other words to use.
Yeah, that are, I guess, like, things that can hurt your relationship.
Inappropriate.
Inappropriate.
Inappropriate.
Oh, my God.
Should you have hit him with it.
Was that appropriate?
Oh.
So with that, I mean, I think also with her saying she's gained weight and she's having a hard time getting rid of it.
And then, you know, maybe the girls that he's being caught looking at look completely opposite of her.
Yeah.
I would suggest just like finding, you know, more girls on Instagram that are her body type and be like, yeah, that's what I'm into, girl.
Mm.
So, like her?
Oh.
What?
You don't get me?
No.
Because he's getting in trouble for looking at girls.
I cannot back you up on that one place.
Let me tell you.
He's getting in trouble, getting in trouble for looking at girls.
Yes.
That probably looked nothing like his girl.
Just not that he's looking at other girls that look like her.
Yeah.
So even if he gets caught, just be like, well, you know, I'm just thinking of you.
You know what I'm saying?
And then it's going to be like you have me to look at.
True.
Yeah.
Send him a little.
You know what I'm saying?
Send him a little selfie, girl.
Send you a man a little selfie girl.
Send you a little selfie.
Is baby girl
Is she on the line?
She's on the line?
Lucy.
Lucy.
Hi, good morning.
Good morning, Lucy.
Lucy, okay, so the guys are tripping out that you did this on the close friends.
Are you sure that he's the only one of the close friends?
100% positive.
It was only him.
Can I be added?
What are you doing?
You're making it worse.
Lucy, talk to us how you even got to that.
He's like, they're on the rocks.
Because it's like, why would you post that on your close friends?
Like, what led you there?
It's been multiple occasions where I've told them the same thing.
And it's not, like, I get it.
You know, girls pop up on your feet or whatever.
But to me, it's the fact that he would screenshot the picture, save them on his camera.
Like, that was my thing, you know?
What would you save him for?
That was my question.
He was never able to give me a solid answer.
So it was always like, oh, like, I'm sorry.
stupid. I'm sorry. Like, I won't do it again. Um, and then he was good for a couple of weeks,
maybe a couple of months. And then I will go through his phone again and the same thing.
Oh, he relapses. Um, yeah. So for me, it's like, you know, like my mom would say like
la vista is natural. Like, yes, I get it. We are on the street. We're on the beach. I get it.
He's going to see the girls. But to me the fact that he was saving them, you know, saving videos,
that's what would bother me. Archiving. And then like that coupled with maybe you feel
you don't look your best.
You know, time has happened.
Right.
And honestly, none of us really bounced back after COVID,
except for the Ozmpic babies and, like, the people that are like on that stuff.
But, like, a lot of us are not looking the same way that we previously did.
So that coupled with the fact that he sees it and he's screenshoting it, I'm sure it can get to you.
You know, people were going to tell you, like, you got to be more secure with yourself or don't be jealous.
And I'm sure you've even dealt with those thoughts of yourself too.
But to say it makes you feel insecure, that's a big thing, too.
Like, I'm not going to put that past you.
Some people will be like, you're insecure as a dis.
But it's like, no, yeah.
I know.
You know?
And like I told them, like, maybe you're not, because he would tell me like, oh, I'm not messaging them.
I don't know them.
I don't talk to them.
And I was like, okay, maybe it's not physical cheating, but you're emotionally cheating on me.
Like, at least that's how I see it.
Yeah.
So what was the photo that you posted?
We need it for me for self-purpose.
What was the photo that you posted?
it.
What was the photo that I posted?
Yeah, on your close friends.
It was actually a picture that I had sent him, like when I had gone, like,
U Laundreie from Victoria's Secret.
So I remember I posted, or I took a picture after I showered, and I sent it to him,
and I was like, oh, look, this is how they look.
So I posted that same picture on close friends.
It was just, like, me in the mirror, like, you know, kind of like, bending over or whatever.
Oh, wow.
It was her doing the ice spice.
The ice spice post?
So I do send it.
You know,
I used to send in pictures like that too, you know?
Well,
you shouldn't stop.
Don't stop.
You think that's going to stop.
You know,
after seeing that,
like,
after seeing that,
I really got discouraged.
I'm like,
you know what?
I feel dumb.
You know,
you're trying to,
you know,
get your attention
when obviously other people
get your attention quicker
and obviously more effective.
Okay,
let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this,
Lucy,
if he,
if you caught him
looking at girls
that,
kind of looked like you or had like a similar body type he's gonna stay on this little would would you be would you
feel a little better be like oh well I mean yeah he's like kind of creep for this but like he he likes
what he likes you know he likes me I mean if he's not saving them and like sending me pictures of
them shaking you know yeah yeah I don't mind him like looking at him but it's the fact that he's
saving yeah yeah yeah yeah I get too part it's the archivine yeah yeah I'm not gonna lie that is
like why does he want them later on
He prints them.
He prints them out.
He didn't hold her.
Lucy, how does he look?
Is he fit?
No.
If he has a beer belly.
Oh my God.
Really?
What's wrong with that?
No, it's just that he has like, he's expecting her to look a certain way, but he can get bright either.
He's probably a really nice guy.
No.
He has a good personality.
He's a really nice guy.
Hold on.
He doesn't expect her to look a certain way because he's told her you look beautiful just the way you are.
all of that.
It's just that he's going to still look at the other girls that look a certain way.
Yeah, and they're younger, too.
Like, they're like, you know what, 19, 20-year-olds?
I'm like, oh, my God, I'm 34.
He's 36.
Oh, okay.
Hold on.
That's a little weird.
Those girls, all of you fools are looking at are that same age.
No, no, no, no.
I put an eighth blocker.
Yeah, that's.
No, you don't.
No, you don't know how old they are.
It doesn't stay on the photo.
Yeah, just because they look a little older.
But they look pretty young, yeah.
Oh, not you, baby, go.
Yeah, the guys here in the room.
Oh, okay.
Well, it's kind of like you drive a civic.
You love your car.
It's reliable.
You love it.
But are you not going to want a Mercedes?
Did you just call her a Mercedes?
I'm not saying she's a Civic.
I'm just saying she might be an ultima.
Four door with leather seats.
I bet you your beauty meal.
And it sucks because like concrete said, guys are visual.
And that's something that never ends.
They can look like blobs.
But they're going to be checking out girls
that are like super fine and then you feel insecure about it.
And it's a weird dynamic.
I know,
I know where you're coming from.
And he has to be careful.
But I guess does he tell you that you're toxica?
Does he tell you that you're too much?
Or like,
what's the,
what's,
I guess,
where did you guys leave off?
Um,
so he says that I overreact,
um,
and that,
again,
it's not considered cheating and whatnot.
So I got him to unfollow all those girls on his Instagram.
Nice.
It's good for him.
He has a partner to him for him.
Just because.
he unfollow them.
Doesn't mean he can't search them up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yes, a couple days ago before I DM'd you guys,
when I got home from work, my daughter was like, hey, mom, when you called in the morning,
you know, his phone was on the bed and it was unlocked.
And after, you know, we couldn't answer your call, we looked at the screen,
and he was looking at a girl, and she was wearing, like, a pink bikini.
Like, she was telling me, like, what the girl looked like.
Yeah.
He was at it again, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They had your back.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do.
Eight fools in the room.
Sorry.
So I didn't, I didn't, last time I told them, I'm like, you know what, next time you do this, I'm not even going to say anything anymore.
I'm just going to, you know, you'll notice that me not saying anything anymore is me not caring anymore.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're out of their, buddy.
Yeah.
They're out of their, buddy, you know.
Yeah.
So he's in the morning.
He was like, you know, I always give him a kiss goodbye when I leave.
And, like, I just gave him, like, a little peck.
And then he knew that something was wrong.
And he kept asking me.
He's like, you're not going to tell me.
And I was like, no.
And he's like, I know you're going to blow up my phone when I'm at work and blah, blah, blah.
And I didn't do it at all yesterday.
Oh, that's worse.
And then when I got home from work, he kept looking at me.
He's like, are you okay?
And I'm like, I'm fine.
But my daughter asked him, my daughter told me that he asked her, like, hey, did your mom go through my phone?
And of course, I told my daughter, like, I'm not going to tell him that you guys told me.
So just tell him that I saw his phone.
So when he asked my daughter, mom, and my daughter was like, yeah, she was looking at it for like 30 minutes.
And so he knows, but I'm not telling him anything anymore, you know?
Yeah.
And he hasn't apologized, nothing?
No.
No, because he doesn't know what he needs to apologize for.
But he knows what he's going to apologize for talking to his coworker, and she's going to be like, I didn't even see that one.
Oh, yeah.
You got to be careful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
You guys in the room, how does a girl get her mind and stop looking at other girls?
I'm serious.
Don't be creepy.
Come on.
Let's help her.
Let's help her.
The forbade the question.
Yeah, no, I really feel for Lucy because I understand feeling insecure like that.
It's like you can't even stop it.
The thing is it's always going to be there.
That's the thing.
Like, you can't stop it.
It's like a machine, man.
Yeah.
It just takes over your bring and just wants to like, you know, take your feet over.
He lapsing.
He relapsing.
No, look, you know what?
I think an effective way to like make them feel really, really bad about it.
Like in the way of like make them feel like a creep like, hey, dude, like honestly,
I'm not even mad.
It's just a creep dog.
Just like, you know, because it's like that type of.
Yeah.
Like I'm not even mad.
Dad, you're a creep, dad.
Yeah, like, I'm not even mad to just be like, I just think you need help.
You know, like that.
Like as men, like when we start to feel like we've gotten over the line of like
creepiness, we're like, oh, man.
Actually, you know what?
Like, you got to go to church now.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah.
And a lot of it gets.
turned inward, like you're going to feel a way about yourself.
But that's that full.
Like, he's that way.
You know, that's going to be if you were, however you looked, if you were younger, if you were
older, he's going to have been that way too.
Like, let's not take in the full stuff for our own stuff.
Yeah.
Because that's just going to make it worse on you.
Because it could be another person in that place.
He still would be looking.
Yeah.
Or you could do it back to him, you know?
Just start.
But there's, honestly, there's nothing that's like similar, bros.
How about you leave your phone line around
And then your Explorer pages
It's all like sweaty buff dudes
And then he's gonna be like, damn
Just leave it saying that you follow DJ Greg C
And he's like man
Oh my god
Show her the new sticker
DJ Greg C is my hall pass
Oh
Yeah I'll send her a sticker
Oh my gosh
Lucy's been with her teenage crush for about eight years now
They have two kids together
She feels like before COVID
Her body was a little better
than it is now, you know, and since, and especially recently, she always catches her husband
looking at girls on Instagram.
Those inquiradas and all.
Yeah.
Influen all crazy.
Yeah.
They're like 20-year-old.
Couldn't be you guys, huh?
Mm-mm.
Yuck.
Actually, yeah, it would be me.
It would be.
I have a jitterbug.
I can't see another that stuff.
No.
No.
Respectful man.
What is it jitterbug me?
What's a jitter?
Oh, it's like no social media.
It's just the kids falling on that.
I have like two numbers on it.
I just got three numbers.
I don't even have a screen.
That's good.
Then how do you do your skits?
Huh?
How do you do your skits?
Somebody else films it for it.
Mark,
that's what he has Marty.
Oh,
Mark is managing.
My girl shoots all my content.
By the way,
I love you, baby,
and I wouldn't have to do that to you.
Let's go.
I've been thinking about getting a Motorola razor,
you know, just to stay focused.
Oh, my,
razor.
Stay focused.
I know, I know just the way the algorithm set up,
it's made it really hard for you guys.
or yeah
it's really easy to get hard
it does make it hard
it does make it right very hard what do we talk about here
what yeah
but I guess his girl looking
and having that conversation
one understanding like I know that
that's the way that life set up
yeah like she said her
her mom told her like
what is like La Vista's Natural or something
like it's everywhere
she's pretty understanding
like she spoke to her
she's pretty reasonable yeah she is
like she's not like oh my god
why is he looking at girls like okay but I think
he's just overdoing it
and she's really
Screenshoting the photos?
Yeah, screen recording, like complete strangers.
It's like, that's just in general.
Like, if you saw your brother doing that, you'll be like, hey, bro, chill.
Why are you being so weird?
Yeah.
So she actually posted a photo.
She posted the video?
No, she posted a photo in her underclothes, in her words.
I thought she posted it like, of her bending down on her close friend's story on IG,
but she only added her husband to see like what'll make them, you know, if it'll set them off or whatever.
Yeah.
And it did.
And so he got mad.
In the wrong way.
In the wrong way.
Yeah, exactly.
He wasn't set up.
But then he got caught again with his phone unlocked, and then his daughter saw and snitched
on him.
And so now she's really mad at him again.
Yeah.
Well, she saw all of the stuff, and she's like, I'm right now, I'm just like, man, I'm over this.
Yeah.
She hasn't really talked to him too much.
He's asking her what's wrong, and she's like, man, I'm good.
She needs to shake it more.
You know, it's really bad when they stop sending the paragraphs.
Oh, and they're over it.
Once they check out,
They check.
Yeah.
The paragraphs you're still in the game.
No more paragraphs.
You're like, just one word response.
You're like, ooh.
When they give you the customer service text back?
Yes.
That's it.
How could I help you today?
Oh, that, thank you so much.
Like, yeah.
Once they start talking like customer service, it's over.
I'm okay.
Have a nice day.
Yeah.
Are you hungry?
No, I'm fine.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'll be with friends later.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, so you guys have all gone in that.
It's like when women cheat.
They cheat emotionally and they're gone.
Oh, yeah.
That's not cheating.
We're just checked out.
well how she said this this feels like emotional cheating to her because she he's like it's not cheating
i don't know any of them yeah you creeper of course you don't know any of them they're 19 um
this true it is it is she added that so so she's like it's just that like why you saving it why you like
come on like and and honestly like we know you guys do these things we know you're all freaking
searching on the hub we know you have the whatever the
equivalent of like a playboard magazine is these days what is that what it's that
huh i got some websites but it's like time in place bro when it's on your phone and it's like
right there in front of the kids don't be gross yeah exactly don't be watching little aden
and seeing like jennifer loves 7 to 3 twerking on instagram that's something you guys would do
see i hope you all i'm not familiar with that user at all yeah yeah when is it's a type of place
When is the time in place?
Yeah, you said it's.
In the restroom.
I work.
I work.
I work.
It's crazy.
On the clock.
I don't know.
You guys tell me when is the time and place.
Driving on the carpool lane.
When my parents are in home.
Driving on the carpooling with the windows tint and let's go.
Listening to Brownbackmore.
Yeah.
Co-green.
Listening to the homie help line
Don't you know I'm loco
Don't you know this car's call
Let's go to the phone lines
Let's try to help her out
And I'm wondering if like
Because she want to know
Is she toxic about it
Like yeah she may not have made the best decision
By posing that photo either
But also like how does she get her man to like
I guess stop that
She still wants to be with them
They have kids
You know
She's a USC graduate
All right
Let's go to Lwana
in the IE online too.
Luana.
Aye, I.
Hello, brown,
back.
What's so,
Luana?
Okay.
You guys are fire.
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
And I'm in my 50s.
I love you guys.
Wow.
Thank you.
I don't have to listen to those
phone cracks on, you know.
Loana,
Loana, you better stop by those 50s.
You're going to get us in a gang war.
She's calling us from the moon or something?
I love, Luana.
She's calling us from the NASA space station.
On the moon or what's going on?
Talk to us, Luana.
I'm sorry, I was just being 100.
But anyway, I'm just going to say this for the young lady.
Guys are going to look at the girls.
Your dude is kind of something's wrong with him for saving it and all that.
Now, that's a problem.
Yeah.
But I don't think he's going to ever have a man.
That is not going to look at other women.
I don't care how big you get or whatever, stay sexy.
Put your stuff on, just make sure.
As long as he's paying those bills and taking care of that household,
I think that's more important than what he's looking at on Instagram.
Wow.
Loana, part of the gold school.
Loana, I want to be with you.
You know, I'm on there, and I look, too.
Yes, he did
Shout on Luana from the IE
Yeah
Luana look a lot
He's important
Make sure he's taking care of home
You guys still have
You know your sex life
And y'all still popping
Make sure you're doing
Big girls
Stay looking good
Your size don't matter
Stay sexy
You can be a big sexy girl
They like the big sexy girls
You know
Yeah we do
come on somebody.
Luana, I have a question.
What if she's paying half of the bills
and he's still looking at it?
So he's not taking care of home like you're saying,
but he's still looking.
Oh, that's true.
Half of the bills and still marry, what, how many years?
I paid seven.
Don't give me phone.
I paid a bill.
I paid all the rent at first.
Then we went half.
And now the last 10 years he pays it all.
So that might go in spurts of how, you know,
your bills get paid.
But if he's contributing to making sure he's doing the most, and he still takes you out.
But I think as a woman, we have to make sure we're looking good and that we're staying sexy and stay on top of our game.
Because my husband, I'm going to tell you the truth, I'm 59 and my husband is 47.
Oh, okay.
You know she'll look at you.
And I'm not looking too far behind him.
I'm just going to say that.
That part.
50 to 59.
What's going on?
As I win, as a woman, stay on top of your game, baby, girl.
Put your little makeup on.
Go your sexy stuff on.
And don't let no women on those Instagram and, you know, like, intimidation.
Yeah.
Thank you, Luana.
I appreciate you calling in.
That's a beautiful story.
I appreciate you calling in Luana, man.
That's tight.
You know, if it's going to be like, hey, it's fine.
if you look as long as you pay full,
I don't think I'm as mad at that.
Do you're not mad at that?
Hey, take care of me,
and then you can look at all the girls you want.
Wow.
Wow.
No, no, I'll still be mad.
I was about to say it.
Yeah, you know me.
But then also, this fool's not looking his best either.
Mm-hmm.
But if he has the money.
Why is it cool for you fools to look your worst?
That's what I'm flabby.
Look, we all flabby and still be looking at
19-year-old in bikinis,
but I have to upkeep everything still look sexy.
It's not the way us men design the world, but...
It is.
We're just going to keep it going this way.
Yeah.
We're not going to stop it.
What can we do?
10,000 to be quiet about it.
20,000 to be quiet about it.
I got to go home after you.
I don't know how much you can be on the team.
All of a sudden, all of a sudden, you're very quiet on today's home, y'all.
I'm with the ladies on this one, guys.
I'm with the ladies.
You guys need to stop being jerks.
freaks and weirdos
Stop being weirdos
Stop being gross
Stop being a weirdo
Dude, dude
That's a screenshot
You're saving them
As a asshole
In front of Aiden
Ugh
Yeah
It's not our fault
That it's there
If you guys
If you guys
If you're not
Paint all the bills
Get it together
Yeah
Pay for my hair
That's what it takes
No concrete
Yeah
I'd be paying for everything
And I don't do
None of that stuff
Let's go
What a man
That's a real man
Yeah
And
Don't respect to
To concrete
wife he doesn't even look at me and angie he don't even look at us he just like is like here i'm here
to work i have cuba i made a cubicle yeah yeah like a study like when you're taking the sate's and then
they put all this stuff around you yeah yeah no but i get what she's saying though like my girl you know what
me and my girl been together for a long time four kids and my girl's still you know she's you know
she's trying to upkeep do you know do the workout take care of the kids it's not easy yeah
raising four kids, you know,
homeschooling them up until, like, first grade and doing all that.
So it's, it's not easy.
Lucy, keep doing your thing.
Keep looking beautiful.
And if no tequila,
here,
we're going to go.
No, that's another problem.
How is that worse?
We'll find someone.
We'll find someone.
Never mind.
Because, Greg, you're a piece of crap right now.
Right.
You are, though.
And she's 59?
That's even better.
She's not 59.
Wait, who?
And she went from 50 to 59 to 67.
She said all kinds of numbers.
You fight with our girl callers.
You did yesterday with Jay.
Yeah, they like men.
That's why.
They stare at all those locals girls and you don't say a word to them.
It's so weird.
But they say they love me sometimes.
Oh, yeah.
Your mom?
Oh, anyway.
All right.
They write it on the receipt.
Thank you for coming.
Let's go to Chris.
Chris in South LA in line three.
Chris, what's up, Chris?
What's up, Brown bag?
What's up, Chris?
What are.
Chris?
What's up, man?
Chris, talk to us. We're talking to our homegirl Lucy. Her man
likes to look at girls on Instagram and tells her like, hey, it's not cheating. I'm not
doing anything wrong. And she's like, hey, that really makes me feel away. And so he stopped
or didn't. And then she finds like screenshots and screen recordings of stuff that he's seen on
Instagram that he's kept. The kids have caught him doing it. And she's just like, I don't know how
to get this man to stop. And yes, I don't feel my best. But I've tried to be as vocal to him as possible.
and I'm kind of just over it.
What would you tell her?
No, man.
The only solution is erased on social media.
I went through the same thing with my girl.
Every time I'll pop out on my phone,
a girl would come out, a girl would come out.
They're attacking you, right?
They just attack you.
It's like a setup.
They're setting you up.
Leave you alone.
You poor things.
I didn't know the difference for you guys.
We go through a lot, let me go through a lot, honestly.
What happens?
You guys just have to close your eyes and refresh?
It's a lot.
Like your phone knows you're next to your girl.
Yeah, I'm just trying to work.
You build your own for you page.
No, you don't.
No, no.
But mine is broken.
Why would you say that?
There's a lot of things in the world and some of them are broken and mine is one of them.
It's the four you page.
Chris, so you built it up to show you a girl every time you look at it.
My girl ended up doing a first trap pose and that was it for me.
Nope, never more.
I don't want that.
I want to play this game no more.
Guess what?
Just on the other side of like her stuff,
there's hell of fools like you that are screenshoting her and saving it
and like, oh my God, sending this to the group chat.
Like, hey, look at this girl.
And she's in Downey?
Wow, she goes by.
Damn, man, she's rich.
Yeah.
And she don't care about her vato?
Woo.
Yeah.
So that was enough for you to be like no social media.
Yeah, no social.
I went from social media.
I was logging to my girls and juice my girls.
Oh.
And then the four you pages like nails and.
and I brought up.
Yeah, male
people eating and
that's when you know
you got a problem
Yeah,
y'all see our 4 you page
and that's how we know
the 4 you page is
like you guys choose it
our 4 you page is full of like
lattes
yeah no I really have like
bad bunny
I have puppy
Let me go to my really good
You guys is just
twirking
And you guys expect us to be like
Oh yeah
It's just it did it on its own
It's a lot of fitted hats
Mine has
Hey Chris what do you think
of the new Instagram update
What do you think of the new
Instagram update?
I don't have Instagram
Ah,
I have Instagram.
Ah, that's a good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
It's my guys.
Thanks for calling, bro.
Hey, but true about the new Instagram update.
Now you can see everyone's likes.
What?
Yeah.
I think of the guys.
You guys didn't know?
No.
No. That's not new.
That's been there for a long time.
Let's go to line five.
I hope I'm saying the name wrong.
Let's go to Cizzie and Carson.
Cizzi?
Cizzi.
Yes.
What up Ciz.
What up Ciz.
What's up, guys?
How's he doing, Brown Bag?
I'm doing amazing.
Oh, you know.
Shout out to you and your voice full of bass.
Base.
You sound like Chronic 2001.
Bates in the Trump.
All right.
The guys.
Talk to us, bro.
What would you tell Lucy?
So the thing is, this dude snapping screenshots so he could punch the clown later on when
the girl's not around or she's asleep.
It's just, it's human nature of a dude to want to punch the clown whenever he
You can if you get some free time.
I've never, I've never heard that terminology.
Ever.
Ever in my life.
You call your thinga linga clown?
Your tinga lingi.
And you punch it?
Sizi.
Sizi, hold that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Dingy dingy dinginigee.
Steezy.
Stop, y'all.
Stop.
You got a red nose or what.
Stop.
See.
You got to get that checked out.
Oh my gosh.
Cez.
How long have you been listening to this, bro?
I said I was a kid off and on
Oh okay power right
So literally you call in
And the first thing you tell us when you call in
Is about punching the clown is crazy
I just want I just want us to just take note of that
Yeah
It is what it is
That's the reason he's doing it
All right
I thought you were laughing for a second
I hear in your notes
I hear in your notes you said
Maybe she's not putting out
Oh
No not even that
I mean maybe she's not doing it
enough, but it's just human
nature. That's what guys do.
That's what guys do. I hate
that term. Not me.
I know, but everybody in your little
studio, they do the same thing.
Wow. We just sit around and go
like,
Exactly.
Start punching.
How did you get that sound like?
He said start punching.
That's just how it is.
All right. So you just want to let her know
what those pictures are for. Those pictures are for
Watching the clown.
Exactly.
He's not cheating, but it's just, you know, it's not good to do, but it is what it is.
That's just how dude just nature made him that way to where you see a hot chick.
And it's easy to do with the phone nowadays, and they just, you know, screenshot it instead of looking at Maxim magazine or whatever.
Old school.
Back in the day before.
That's back in the day.
What do you mean in the school?
Oh, I was just
Jay C. Penny, man.
She just got to deal with it.
Frederick's of Hollywood?
Exactly.
I mean...
How does she deal with this?
She should make him get off
Instagram and all that
because it is pretty wild on that.
I don't even have it anymore, but...
Oh, man, you'd be punching a clown like crazy
if you did.
Oh, yeah.
Probably.
You'd be doing it right now.
Poor cloud.
Hey, you punch the clown right after you do the do.
It's just it is what, you know?
You just got a...
All right.
You need it more than the other.
Thank you, Cez.
Thank you for calling it.
I appreciate you, bro.
The Lord made me.
That's one of the circuits.
I want you to imagine being a girl, you guys.
That's kind of what we got to be like, hey, girls, just deal with it.
They got to punch the clown.
They got to do it.
They got to get it out of their system.
That's what you guys sound like.
No, but I'm sorry.
Punching the clown stuff took me out.
I've never heard that ever.
But no, I mean, if the shoe was on the other foot and she was like flicking
the bean, I would be, all the time I'd be
upset, like, damn, like, what? I'm just like,
I'm just like, little skittling. Yeah.
I would just feel upset like,
damn, I'm not enough or what?
Licking the bean. If she was dittling
to like photos of Jay Hernandez.
Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't blame
her. It's Jay Hernandez. I would dittle
my skittal if I was, he foined.
That'd be foiled.
Yes, concrete thing.
You say that.
Jay Hernandez, Marlopis, all you dimple having ass
ass food. Hey, dog.
Hey, dog. I'll break your fingers.
I'll break my fingers to you guys.
They can crack you?
Vick, stay away.
Big has dimples.
Big has dimples.
Big say away.
Oh, they'll break my fingers to you.
You're making me shine.
I use whatever I have, though.
Baby oil, tres flores, give it to me.
We're going in.
Thres flores is crazy.
You look at your girls.
Petroleum jelly.
We're going in.
You look at your girl's photo library and his photos of guys on Instagram that are like 19 and 20.
And their screenshots, you're going to feel away.
And if she were like, yeah, you know, it's just human nature, you know?
That's why we go into church on Sunday.
We'll see you right there.
Tell God.
Tell Jesus Christ.
At all right, he knows.
He knows what he made.
Me made up.
Let's go to Jennifer and Downey on line for.
Jennifer, what's up, Jennifer?
Jennifer.
Yeah, my opinion is that you have to start.
without she needs to go and do her nails, do her hair.
The more confident and the more better you feel by yourself,
she's going to start worrying about what she's looking at on the phone.
And he starts taking care of what's at home,
or he doesn't be worried about who's watching her
and who's going to be, oh, who she's being ready for.
And the more confident a girl feels about themselves,
the less than start caring about what she's looking at the phone.
You're going to be like, what a clown, he's got this,
but he's worried about something on the phone he can't even touch.
Yeah.
But I think it's also a man's job to make his girl feel confident.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe you look beautiful.
Words of affirmation.
No, it's not your job to make you look secure.
Yeah, you're going to let them know every single day.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Because if not, somebody else will.
I totally agree with you.
Wow.
You guys were actually saying something.
Yeah.
Words of affirmation.
Instagram goes both ways.
You know what I'm saying?
There's girls.
I mean, there's guys in your girls DM every single day in the request folder or whatever.
Oh, you're beautiful.
Oh, I want you.
I would take you out of this life.
You got to find out your girl's love language.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if you're going to actually told she's beautiful every day, you got to tell her that.
If your girl likes flowers, then you get her flowers every day, Perrito.
Exactly.
And then you can look at all the girls on Instagram.
For favor.
See it.
Yeah. Exactly.
Build a buffer.
So stupid.
Like as long as you also build her up, you can punch the clowns whoever you want.
Always.
Oh, God.
I'm sitting and beat me too.
Punching the clown.
I slapped the seal
I'm not
That's it for home me up like
I didn't know there were so many names
for that
Yeah, right
I called tingling and you guys
Apparently someone calls it clown
What do you guys call it?
You're tingling, what do you call it?
Your tingling, what do you call it?
My comitita
My compita.
My little homie
I don't know
I don't really have a name
I don't know
Now you're all shy
I got all red
I got all red
I got all red
I don't like to talk about them
in public
The Terminator
I don't know
The Terminator
Okay
Let's get it
So you know I'm local
I call my Shaquille Neon
So you know I'm local
Big Shag
So you know
This is be real from
Cypress Hill
Where are you from
Esse?
Don't you know I'm local
All right
Times are tough
And your wallet's
tight, but would you pay $19 for one fruit, like one piece of a fruit?
It better be a humongous mango.
No.
Okay, so check this out.
Erwan, you know, everyone's favorite, everyone's favorite grocery store out here.
Yes.
It is now going viral because it has a $19 strawberry, one strawberry.
Just like a strawberry shake.
No, it's literally one strawberry.
A single, like a single strawberry.
One single strawberry.
And it comes really pretty.
Like they put it in a really nice little container almost.
You can see it on our Instagram,
Bombay's Morning 106.
On Instagram, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, this is out of hand.
It costs $19 a luxury strawberry.
And apparently it comes from, like, Japan,
so it's imported, and it's just supposed to taste so amazing,
and I would really like to go try it.
Oh, no.
Just a song you would.
Oh, it's from Kyoto, Japan.
Yeah.
Ah, lookie.
My dude.
It's just the strawberry, guys.
My favorite.
Don't fall for it. Don't fall for it.
Oh, my God.
It looks cool.
It looks really cool.
I like it.
I might try it.
See?
No, we can't.
We can't allow them to like overpriced things and then we go and buy it just because.
But it's not just because it's from Japan.
Kyoto Japan.
So, I mean, a lot of the strawberries we eat are from what?
Maki Kour or something?
From here, from California.
California.
So like, okay, there's this place that used to sell super expensive shakes.
I think it's called Creation
and it was like $20.
Yeah, it still exists.
Still expensive.
No, I know.
But no.
Everyone has expensive ones.
But they lowered the price on their shakes.
Oh, they did?
They did.
Because I used to go in there
and it would literally be $20 for anything.
And last time I went in,
I went like a week ago.
And they were reasonably priced now.
And I was like, thank God they're probably going out of business.
What's reasonable to be?
Like $10, $11?
Oh, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, like, I was prepared to spend $20,
but I'm like, damn.
Like I stopped going there for a long time, though.
Because of the pricing.
Of course.
I'm a real key thinking of gifting the strawberry to somebody.
Like this is like a, if I show up with this strawberry, it's nice.
It's like, like, oh, I thought of you, Kyoto Japan.
So this strawberry comes from, I guess where the strawberry kingdom, okay, is in Japan.
And it's picked 24 to 48 hours from when, like, you get it when you buy it.
So they, zoom, over here.
Expotite?
Mm-hmm.
It's the same price as what you would pay for in Japan.
And it's just one single strawberry.
And my little one loves strawberry.
So I'm like, I'm going to go with him and I'm going to get this for him.
Not every day.
Yeah.
Steal it.
Yeah.
So stupid.
I'm getting it.
I'm convinced.
It looks really nice.
It's way too expensive.
For one strawberry.
And get this.
It's not even the most expensive fruit that you can buy.
There's also a Japanese mango that sells for $260.
I'm down for that one.
Yeah.
I'm down for that one.
Why are you done for that one?
Just to put the heen on it.
Mango.
Yes.
Mango.
We're talking about mangoes.
We're talking about levels of fruits here.
mango's top tier.
And you know, I'm trying to be like, what about it makes it?
So, and it's probably super juicy and it's probably all of that.
But I guess right now it's a selling point that it's from the strawberry kingdom in Japan.
Maybe that's just great marketing.
Hey, no.
It's definitely.
Watch you be able to get it for like $2 in Japan.
I know.
Like, it's just because it's imported.
It's important.
And the marketing behind it.
That's tariffs, everybody.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, watch, go to Japan and it'll probably be $2.
It's probably less.
I don't know.
Makes me want to go to Kyoto now.
Just like that's the thing.
Like, you see the packaging.
It's just like Kyoto Japan.
It makes you excited.
How about this, Greg?
You save $19 a day for like 30 days.
You can go to Kyoto yourself and buy it.
I don't think so.
Well, we should do because loki, I go to a farmer's market in November.
Whoever responds that, I'm going to kick you out.
That's you again, concrete.
No, it wasn't actually.
Who was it?
Yeah, it was.
It was?
No.
No, it wasn't.
Who was it?
Was it?
It said, no.
All right.
Anyway, so I want to do like a taste test where I have this farmer's market, amazing strawberries
versus the $20 one and see if we can tell the difference.
Oh, yeah, let's do that.
Are you guys even paying attention?
Yes.
Are you looking at the 19-year-olds on Instagram?
That was don't you know I'm local.
Connected like I'm rosecrans.
Rooscrans.
The word is Drake is taking a max loss because he canceled the rest of his Anita Max Wintour.
Okay.
So due to scheduling conflict, four of Drake's 16 sold-out shows in Australia and New Zealand will be postponed.
Drake's team said in a statement.
And they also said we are actively working on rescheduling these dates along with adding some additional shows.
Good.
He needs a break.
The king needs a break.
He needs to step down really quick from his pedestal.
He's had a break.
This whole past year, he's been a sleepy town.
Yeah, he's been taking a break off the charts.
Yeah, and he's the one that announced this Australia tour and all of that.
It was going to be the biggest thing ever.
It is the biggest thing ever.
I don't even have time to watch the Super Bowl because I'm going to be on Australia with all my fans.
It is the biggest thing ever.
So what it seems like is he scheduled it to make him busy come like the award season,
Grammy season and then the Super Bowl era.
And then now that that's over, he's like, I got to go back.
But you know what's the trip to me?
Because especially like I'm on Twitter a lot and like so is Drake Hive.
And they'll make any little thing like a fighting point at this point.
So, like, for example, when GNX, the tour was announced,
they go in on, like, the venues that Kendrick and Siza chose or, like, the prices.
And it's like, don't do that because around the time that your man does something with his tour,
now you're going to leave it up to kind of be an L.
Because this shouldn't be an L.
It happens.
People cancel tours all the time.
Yeah.
But the fact that I guess that everyone's zooming in on every little.
move and calling it a winner a loss, you know, then you'll leave up stuff like this because it's
like it could be considered an L that he's canceling. Is it low ticket sales? Is it that it's like no,
there's videos of no one kind of chanting back with him on the shows. And it's like I lokey blame
the stands that would nitpick at a Kendrick thing because now it's like, look, your guy's not,
you guys no saint. Yeah, now everything's under a microscope.
Everything. It shouldn't even be like a talk.
point you know what I'm saying yeah you go to the comment section on any post of
drake or kandrick and then just fights fights fight they're not never going to stop exactly and I think
they made it a point like 16 sold out shows and like we're going to cancel like so that they
know like signaling that it's like it's not because of low ticket sales yeah or whatever the
cases but like I mean if you just follow like all the you know the things that are coming out of
drake's mouth while he's on stage his rants like he doesn't seem very healthy man that feels like
Yeah.
Like he's hurting and, you know, emotionally drained probably.
Like, he really needs this break.
I'm glad he's taking it.
Mentally.
I'm going to tell you all something.
Yeah.
You can't heal what you don't reveal.
All right, brothers and sisters.
Wow.
And if you don't just open up and say, bro, I'm going through it.
This is getting to me.
Because at one point you're on stage being like, yeah, I got shot all these times.
Look at my sweater with bullet holes on it.
Yeah, but they can never catch me, blah, blah, blah.
But then you're also.
hey I have to file a lawsuit for damages and it's affected my mental health and my child and all of this
so which one is it because if you're honest about it then people can understand more but it's like that's that's what it is
like go up there and say hey y'all I'm going through it yeah this is mess me up yeah and then that can make
it more relatable hey have y'all in the crowd ever gone through it yes we have there's gregg yeah
No, but like leaving yourself to be vulnerable.
It's like, dude, forget about the outside noise.
Like, focus on your connection with your fans.
That's what made him so big because of, you know, his vulnerability and his music would always, like, be relatable to college kids or people going through breakups or whatever the case was.
Yeah, but I don't think that's the case because everybody's just fighting each other.
Like, he's seeing everybody fight.
He's not ignored.
Like, it's right in his face.
Yeah.
So it's going to mess him up in his mind.
Of course.
But, like, he needs to, like, acknowledge and be like, damn, you know what?
He's their leader still.
Yeah.
But also he'll like certain things and he'll push it to Tampocco, he's innocent.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
He'll still be petty.
He likes that, like, it's kind of that way that he has, like, his Drake lawyers on Twitter, like, this fool.
Like me?
Yeah.
Yes.
Drake's attorney.
I am, Drake's attorney.
I should put that in my bio.
Drake's attorney.
That's a page that I know you run.
That's really you're right.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, so, I mean, it's just trying to, he's trying to make it seem like it's,
it's a scheduling conflict.
I don't know.
I don't really buy it.
It doesn't make sense.
It's like you plan for this and now you're saying like all of a sudden the schedule's
not working.
Yeah.
And even if you say like, oh, due to, you know.
What are the dates that are like, is it the rest of the March?
It's the rest of the tour.
Yeah, the rest of the March.
So is it March?
Oh, because yeah, you know all that stuff happening in March?
Yeah.
In Canada.
You know?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
No, I don't.
You know that stuff?
You know that thing in March that's happening?
Yeah.
There's so much to do.
You're shooting in March.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the conflict.
That's the conflict.
I just hope he announces a U.S. tour.
Please, Drake.
I don't think you get to the U.S.
I don't think.
Bring it to the U.S.
Greg, let him like chill out for a second.
Chill out and then come back to the U.S.
Let him get his mind right.
Then he could tour whatever.
See what you should have done, Greg,
is bought a ticket to go see him in Australia.
You're missing out.
And then stay stuck over there.
Just kidding.
No, imagine all the people.
Okay, but now let's move to the other side of the future.
fans that's like I feel like he's not totally being honest and imagine how many people did maybe
they're from the u.s or canada be like oh i want to see drake but in australia that must be sick
and now they're going over there yeah bought their ticket ticket Airbnb now they're now they're going
over there and then it's like oh i canceled the rest of them yeah scheduling conflict it's like what
again it's gonna lose fans like that artist and see this is thing artists cancel all the time
they reschedule and one thing Drake did really good i think it was last year when he canceled is loki
that's what started the Drake and J. Cole concert series because they were canceled dates,
previously canceled dates. Oh yeah. And that's what 21 Savage. Yeah. And that he redid. Yeah. And then he, the biggest
the what tour is what came out of it where him and J. Cole were doing those makeup dates. Again,
artists do this all the time. But because like we're in this weird like, ah, you lost, look what you're doing here.
Oh, you look what you're doing here. Because of that, now it's kind of like a talking point.
They shouldn't. They shouldn't consider this to Drake out then. He just needs his mental.
A Drake what? Elle. It's okay to take.
We all take L's. We all.
We all.
No.
No.
Two L's upside down makes a W.
That part.
That's right.
Also West Side.
Yes.
Speaking of West Side,
photos have surfaced online of Kendrick taking classes in 2022 at UCLA.
Yeah.
Go Bruins.
I told you.
Go Bruins.
Period.
I saw that and I'm like, oh, letty.
Letty was right.
Yeah.
This was cool too.
As a UCLA fan.
Yeah.
Just like, oh, he didn't go to USC.
Sick.
Everybody goes to USC.
Sick.
Well, Victor, as a UCLA parent.
Cool.
Cool.
Do you have the license plate yet?
I know.
You need the license plate, Lettie.
Yeah, I need to get it.
But I hate it of David.
I was like, hey, bro, go look at the psychology classes.
Kendrick is there right now.
And because it was just the photos.
It was just a photo.
Psychology class at UCLA.
I'm like, you better go look for him.
Get out of your dorm.
Stop being those hot chitos.
That's why he won the battle.
Yeah.
And then it was in 2022.
Yeah.
So a photo of Kendrick in a classroom setting, like, appeared on Twitter.
So people are wondering like, is this really?
is this now like letty said and um UCLA themselves confirmed it on Twitter and said this
they said photos from 2022 but the lesson stays the same UCLA is where you level up
wow they know they're imagine that's where he he learned a minor
psychology yeah no a lot of people have theories about this um you know his time at UCLA people
are saying that you know he was preparing and studying to defeat Drake or no he was
No, that may have been like for Mr. Moral, I feel.
Yeah.
Because that one was very psychology driven and therapy driven.
So may have like aligned with that.
Yeah.
But you know, people on Twitter just throwing stuff out there saying he was learning how to hate more effectively.
He was using the psychology for future rap beef.
Just a bunch of, you know, funny things like that.
Like, you know, what he was studying and everybody's theories.
Studying for those double entendres, bro.
He did.
Imagine me that they still hit.
Those other kids.
Yeah.
Yeah. No, a lot of people were commenting on, I think it was like on TikTok and saying like, yeah, I saw him all the time.
I thought it was weird, but I wanted to like respect his privacy. So I didn't say anything.
Over UCLA is like that. I'm like, do you know how much I would have like, hey, take a picture.
Yeah.
There must be something about the culture at UCLA that makes it so that things don't leak out, you know, to the media like that.
That's crazy.
Kobe used to go to UCLA too. He took classes there.
He did.
Wow.
Yeah, he used to take classes there.
And then also.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm currently enrolled too right now.
There's always, for NBA players, there's like these legendary runs that took place in the UCLA gyms.
That people, like, it's not like a super crowded event.
It's just like they just go and they have privacy there and they enjoy it.
Wow.
During the summertime, a bunch of NBA players go.
So there must be something about that culture there.
Everybody's just like, just keep it quiet.
Let's just keep this, you know, in the tuck.
Yeah, when you sign for your college classes, you sign an NDA as well.
Maybe.
Maybe.
That's what I was thinking.
They know how to move in silence.
And I love how, you know, Kendrick did this in silence.
He didn't make it a PR stunt, you know what I'm saying?
Or even use it for marketing.
It was just like he was actually there.
Taking class in.
And never made it public.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, we hear that all the time.
Oh, you know what?
I'm going back to, I'm going to get my degree.
And it's like, people put out a statement.
And then we never really hear about it if they actually completed and stuff like that.
Sweetie, right?
She completed her college degree too.
Before.
That was before rap.
That's USC, right?
Yeah.
Pretty sure she finished it during her rap career.
Did she?
Maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was like right before her first record that she was out.
Yeah, it was like, yeah, she had Justin.
She was my classmate.
She was my classmate.
She was here classmate.
I was there for broadcasting.
You made it?
You did it.
I made it.
You're here.
I made it.
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Shrek.
The change of a filthy animal.
What you're thinking is?
Yeah, we get sadded.
Okay, y'all.
Shrek is getting cyber bullied.
Shrek is getting cyber bullied yesterday on Twitter.
The Shrek Twitter account, or X account, posted a trailer for the new movie Shrek 5 that's
going to drop in 2026, December, 26.
However, it seems like they altered how certain characters look.
Yeah.
And people are upset.
They look weird.
I know, but like, aren't you just happy that it's a Shrek 5?
Shrek!
Shrek!
Shrek looks weird?
He has like a realistic face.
He's been looking weird, bro.
Okay, but he's an ochre.
But, like, he's getting older, bro.
And then why does don't...
Why does donkey have such, like, a hard chin line?
Like, he looks like he's doing the...
He's handsome now?
No, he's doing the Rizzler face.
Handsome donkey?
Yeah, like handsome donkey.
I don't know, like, their face is just...
Maybe he got the face package, the filler.
The filler?
When was the last?
That's Shrek.
They're allowed to grow.
It says 15 years ago.
Okay, you think they haven't aged?
This is aging.
Cartoon's don't age.
Yeah, but this one's Shrek.
It's special.
Yeah.
Yeah, Shrek is special.
Come on.
Shrek is.
He turns from a human to an ogre.
They have layers.
Come on, man.
Puss and boots.
Looks the same to me.
I know.
It looks the same to me.
I feel like I'm that older.
Maybe my eyes just don't work.
It's probably my astigmatism.
That this fool looks exactly the same and so does don't.
He looks fine.
The animation is just better.
If you look at his face.
I was one of those people that I'm like, why are you changing my Shrek?
Like I want my Shrek the same way that I've seen them since Shrek 1, 2, 3, 4 and why change him now?
See, Mita, what looks different, Angie?
But aren't you, why aren't you just happy?
Why aren't you just happy that we have a new Shrek?
I am happy.
You know what I'm saying?
But give me the old Shrek.
Okay.
So previously, so there was a trailer a few years back for the new Sonic movie, right?
And people hated the way Sonic.
Like, granted, there was no reference besides the.
the cartoon because it was more like the live action Sonic yeah that they didn't have reference of
it what he should look like but people just hated how the new Sonic was ugly that was pretty
terrible it was bullied so much that they literally changed how Sonic looked yeah so people and fans
are thinking right now like hey we did it once with Sonic we could do it again with Shrek let's bully
this studio into giving us the Shrek that we know and that we like what do they want them to do
though Shrek is already ugly but granted the Sonic did not look like Sonic no he looked like
it was a lot worse
I don't know.
You're like eye drew him.
Well, these people feel like Shrike don't look like Shrek.
He's green and he's big.
He has crow's feet.
I'm what you letty.
Honestly, like I feel like he looks the same.
He looks the same.
It's just there's better animation available 15 years after the creation of the last one.
Yeah.
And that's what people are saying like obviously these animators are getting better.
Yeah.
It's like more detail.
But it's like no, just give me my old Shrek.
Give me my old Fiona.
Angie, what is it about this?
It's the eyes, the eyebrows.
It's like the little skin tone.
And he looks like the lady and Mari.
Like look at the.
eyebrows here
and the eyes here.
That's his baby.
Look it.
Yeah.
I think it's just he looks too realistic.
That's it.
Like he doesn't look like a character now.
Like his face is just too like human-like.
Like it add depth to the face.
Yeah.
Well, you got to think like studios,
animation studios and stuff like that,
they're literally hired to make an animation better every single time.
Go watch Trek 1.
It doesn't look the same as Trek 4.
But he looks like a character.
He doesn't look like a human.
Like this makes him like human.
Like he's an ogre.
Make him look more scary.
It just looks like the regular animation that they do nowadays.
Yeah.
And then Donkey looks like he's on OZEmpic.
That's style.
Yeah.
Donkey's on Oseptic.
Donkeys on Oseptic or something.
It is.
Maybe Donkey got a facelift.
Yeah.
He's been around a lot.
All right.
And then who's the emo?
He's taking too much donkey punches, you guys.
Whoa.
Oh.
Hey.
Sambrasala with Angie.
I was going to talk about something else.
But Concrete is asking over here if we still use the word Bop.
For a song.
showing his age right now.
Bop?
Is it not a Bop?
He's like, oh, is this song a Bop?
What is it?
Is it a banger?
What do you mean?
Is it a slapper?
It's a good song?
Oh, like, yeah, that's a bop.
Yeah, I will say that.
Yeah.
Bop is used.
That's a banger.
Bop is used for something else now.
What is it?
Just a woman that loves a lot.
We'll just say that.
What?
Yes.
A woman with a big heart.
Yeah, she's a big heart to share.
I've never heard that one.
You never heard that one?
No, never.
Yeah.
She's up.
I just started using really.
Riz. Is that still in?
How do you use Riz?
How would you use it?
It's kind of old.
It's like last year.
I had mad Riz.
See?
Okay.
You're using that.
So then when you're talking about a Bop, what are you talking about?
A song?
Like, that's a binger.
Well, the only Bop I ever heard is like Bop, slap, pull, whatever, like that game.
Oh, the slap it.
Bop it.
Bop it.
Damn, fool, you're showing your age so bad right now.
Why?
You guys.
But you are a parent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I have a Nintendo.
Which one?
way.
Number one and two.
When did that come out?
Like 1990.
80.
Oh, dude.
Showing your age again.
It still works.
You have a TV that can plug into that?
Sega.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
Moving on, you guys.
All right.
So this is either going to get the parents, meaning concrete, because we know he's old.
Concrete and.
Big's a parent.
I need anybody to go to the room right now.
No.
So it's either going to get the parents mad or you guys are going to agree with
this, okay? Because Aisha Curry, Steph Curry's wife, she was saying, she was talking about her
relationship, which she tends to talk a lot about them too, right? They've been married since
2011. That's what, 14 years? Forever. Yeah, four kids together. And so she was talking about
her relationship and she's like, I think for us, our relationship comes first. Then we're parents.
So she's pretty much saying like, hey, before I'm a wife than a mother. And then she continues and
She's like, quote, and that works for us because then you have two happy people raising kids in the house.
So the family sector is her lives always comes first.
Wasn't she accused?
I've heard that before.
I agree.
That's, I agree.
You guys both agree.
Yeah, I agree.
You are a parent before you are a father.
It's a little different for me because I'm like, what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You are a.
You are a hundred.
You are a man before you were an own brain.
I set that note.
So you guys are saying you're a husband before you.
you're a father. Absolutely. I'm in a different situation because I'm not with
this mom. But I mean in theory yeah like you know like when I have more kids like yeah
you have to kind of put your your marriage first and then the kids after.
Okay see my mom like right now I'm a dad first because it's like I'm not married I have a
you know I just have my son you know what I'm saying so I have to like look at oh yeah you're a little
different situation but I've heard that you know I'm saying from successful happy couples who
I've had super happy families, you know what I'm saying?
Because they don't let the kids kind of, you know, because kids like teenagers, teenagers suck, dude.
I know, but they'll get involved and they'll like ruin like a parent's marriage somehow because
one is taking the side of the, you know, of the kid and the other one is like, no, we need to do this.
And then all of a sudden the kids, like, the parents break up.
You know what I'm saying?
Because they don't stay united about like whatever's going on.
No, she's right.
I mean, you got to have, like, you got to make sure.
You got to make sure your girl is, is good or, you know, vice versa.
So, you know, if you're a girl, that your husband is in a good place, you guys got to be happy before you could do anything else.
Yeah, that's just that, look, it's an unwritten rule.
It's just like the unwritten rule if the ship is going down is women and children first, right?
Yeah.
That's just, it's an unwritten rule.
And I think if you guys as a couple are good, then the rest is going to be fine.
The household starts with mom and dad.
Yeah.
And like they say the kids leave.
You know what I'm saying?
I didn't start their whole life.
I'm 34.
I'm still with my parents.
Lote, they, honey.
And then, you know, you leave.
then what, you leave a broken home?
No, you don't make sure your parents are good.
At least for my mom, I'm not a parent, obviously.
But at least from my mom, she's always said, like,
Primero I'm first a mom, then a wife.
So to me, when I heard this about aisha, I'm like, fool, aren't you?
Like, these are, like, little humans that you're supposed to be taking care of.
Yeah.
You should be putting them first.
No one's saying that, like, you're going to let your kids, you know,
in a burning building and grab the wife first.
Nobody's saying that.
I think it's relationship-wise that the kids come, like, the couple's happiness comes first.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, I think if, you know, like, us, like, me and my wife, like, we make sure that we have our alone time.
Yeah.
And we make sure we get a babysitter or something because we need to, you know.
Yeah, I get that.
Yeah, because you don't want to, like, if you have a bad relationship, you don't want it to reflect on the kids.
Exactly.
Yeah, you don't want the kids to see all that.
You're just like, and you're just like, what are you doing?
What are you?
I told you about that already.
I saw this and I was just like, fool, like you should for real, like, put your kids first before your relationship.
I feel like you gave birth to them.
What is it?
What is it called?
Happy wife.
Happy wife.
They don't say happy kid.
Happy mid.
Okay, you guys are just thinking that's a parent.
As a man, I guess.
Happy kid, happy side chick.
I don't know what I was.
See what I'm saying, big dog?
Happy child, your life's wild.
I guess it's almost like.
Happy child, your life mild.
Yes.
Yeah.
You see?
Yeah.
I was going to say, I guess it's like that question that you, like, like,
Like you ask yourself, like, when you're in a relationship, do you put your wife before your mom?
It's almost a two different things.
No, it's almost the same thing.
My mom got to figure it out, bro.
Like, she's an adult.
I'm an adult, you know what I'm saying?
It's like, in theory, it's kind of, but it's like also like everybody is an adult.
They got to be responsible for themselves.
Like, you can try to help your mom as much as you can, you know what I'm saying?
Like, which I do.
But then at the same time, it's like, you can't do nothing for nobody.
Yeah.
Like, fully.
Like, you can't make them do this or make.
them do that. You can just help them.
You can yell at your kids, get to the back seat now, but you can't yell at your mom to
be like, get in the back seat, you know?
Hey, yo.
You're the car service.
You know, like, who's getting in the front seat of the car?
The mom or the wife?
I suspect my kids and my girl.
That's a guitar.
I can be honest with you guys.
I cannot be serious with you guys.
All right.
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