Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 410 She's Got TWO Dogs | Brown Bag Mornings (03/03/25)
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Happy Monday.
It's March already, you guys.
We made it.
We made it.
Yeah, we did it.
We did it.
And we have to pay rent all early.
Yeah.
We do.
I know, I know.
Yeah.
Why do you have to talk about the negative stuff?
Yeah, we're just on the positive stuff.
It's still positive.
Yeah.
I guess.
Yeah.
I mean, it's life.
That's life.
It is.
Good responsibility, bro.
Speaking of life, you can't make any anymore, Maximu.
How's that?
Oh.
Lo-key.
Struggle walking in here?
Dang.
You laughed a little bit and you went, yeah.
My boy, sore nuts.
Yeah, a little sore.
Dang.
I was honestly hoping that.
My powerful side is the one that's suffering the most.
Your powerful side?
Yeah.
My left side.
Yeah.
You guys have a powerful side?
I guess so.
I'm left-handed.
Oh, your left hand.
Oh, your dominant hand, gotcha.
That's the side that you shake hands with.
No, you match.
You punched a clown?
You honestly?
What?
That's the one I say good game with.
I know I have to check YouTube preferences because Luis is watching a video of a kid getting in trouble for grabbing the remote.
And then Lucito's like, Mom, what does grabbing the remote mean?
And I was like, I don't know, but go to YouTube kids right now.
Go to YouTube kids right now.
He's like, who cares?
I'm not, I don't like those videos.
Right.
Yeah.
Speaking of grabbing the remote, brother.
Okay.
Talk to us.
Talk to us through it.
Like, you're teaching a lot of people.
You're influencing right now.
So I went to the office to the doctor's office.
Yeah, my guy got a vasectomy.
Yeah.
I was honestly thinking that just how he was clowning you,
Greg was clowning you about your voice.
I'm like, maybe it's going to happen.
He's going to come out a little squeaky.
You're totally by some of my dust.
Misinformation right there.
I do not sound like a high-pitched mouth.
Sadly.
He still sound like you.
He still sound like you.
So I went and then it's like a local.
anesthesia so you're awake the whole time.
So I was on the phone the whole time.
You're awake laying down so you're not looking at it.
Yeah, I'm not looking at it.
Are they telling you what they're doing?
Yeah, he's going through it.
They go to each side and then he's like,
hey, I'm on this.
You feel this pinch and then when you don't feel it,
when they like, there's like this air pressure
button, it's weird.
We're freaking learning, fool.
I'm about to F you us.
It's okay.
He's a child.
He's imagining that that's why.
You said you want to do this.
I do want to do it.
Okay, then listen.
But Angie's laughing too.
I don't know why.
Angie's not.
I'm not.
TV lab.
Yeah, what he's smiling about it?
Can you guys stop playing footsie over there?
Yeah, she's like smiling over.
Okay.
Exactly.
So you felt a pinch and then he went from one side to the other side.
It's about like 25 minute procedure.
Okay, so then what about it had you down?
True.
Because everyone recovers differently.
He's like there's going to be soreness, swelling.
It's different for everybody.
Some could take two, three days.
Some could take a week.
What?
Are they wrecking balls right now?
Are they?
Super swollen?
Wait, did you keep it?
The little piece?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Our boss came in here and said that they give you a little piece to go.
No, they didn't get me a piece.
No?
They got to make clones of me.
Wow.
I get, I don't know.
He said that and that we could give away a little piece to be of this.
That is wild.
Yeah, I know.
It's crazy.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's why we don't tell our bosses what type of things that we're going through.
Was this part of the meeting?
Yeah.
Actually, it was.
Absolutely.
Okay, so then you go home and you were hurting.
But you were hurting.
Yes.
What happened?
Just got to put frozen peas.
Really?
Yeah, and just hope that no one cooks them out there.
It was sore?
Yeah, it was sorry.
It was sorry.
They have you in pay medication?
No.
No, just regular Tylenol.
So what do you feel right now that when you laughed, you were like, ah?
Right now I feel good, but like if I put up like two inch pressure, like it just feels like a pulse.
Oh.
Oh.
My homie pulsating
Yeah, next to you, big.
See like a balloon
When like you apply your air on it,
expense?
Everybody, let's go tickle maxima.
Tickle me, maximo.
Tickle me, maxi.
Wait, are you tickler?
Hell yeah, he's left-handed.
He's not, he's not.
All right, not there.
Not there.
Not there.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, yeah.
Why to say I don't have it?
Rolling with zombies.
Grigoryo.
Lettie.
Gregory.
The 2025 Oscars were this past weekend.
And one of our favorite actors stormed out of the building.
Uh-oh.
He was mad?
He left.
Yes.
Adam Sandler.
Oh, legend.
Yep.
He attended the Oscars.
But, you know, everybody at the Oscars dresses up in their nicest outfit, brings out their fancy suits.
That's the red carpet.
Yeah.
dresses and everything,
Adam Sandler decided he's going to be just be himself
and wears everyday fit that he's known for.
Oh, he stood on brand.
Yeah.
Adam Sandler's swag.
The baggy shorts, the oversized jackets.
He's really bright too.
Yeah, always like bright blue.
With the basketball shoes on.
He looks like how he dressed in 51st dates.
Yes.
That's that guy.
If you ever catch him like playing rec ball, like just shooting hoops with his
homies, that's exactly how he drank.
Yeah.
Off the court, on the court, that's always how he's dressing.
The host of the night, Conan O'Brien.
He did a great job.
He did.
He decided to call him out on his outfit,
and Adam Sallner decided he had some words to say,
listen to this.
Nice.
Listen to...
Oh, nice.
Okay, nice.
Yeah.
I'm asking you what you're wearing.
Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up.
You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 a.m. Adam.
And you know what?
Conan, I like the way I look.
You know, because I'm a good friend.
I don't care about what I wear or what I don't wear.
Did my snazzy gym shorts and fluffy sweatshirt
offend you so much that you had to mock me in front of my peers?
Okay, I'm sorry.
Adam, I apologize.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going off I go.
Yeah, I'm leaving.
I have to.
It's not you.
No, it's not you.
It's him.
He's the one if you cause this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
One more thing.
Shelby
He found him
Yeah
He found him in the crowd
Timothy Sharma
He's making fun of his name
He's saying his name
He's saying his name
Yeah
Which is a reference
Over to the Academy Awards
Where that host was like
I can't say your name
Your name sounds something
Like Adam Sallelor would say
Like shalami
And they had Adam Seller do it
Yeah
Super tight
That's happy Gilmore Adam Sallor though
That's what I'm thinking too
He's like he's doing
The angry.
Yeah.
The voice.
Yeah.
Super tight.
Yeah.
I love Adam.
Wait,
isn't there supposed to be a new happy Gilmore?
If there is,
I'm super.
Yes,
with bad body,
baby.
Yeah,
bad, but yeah,
bad,
but it's part of it.
Shut up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It comes out this month.
This month?
What?
Already?
It's March.
Oh.
Is today,
is it in March?
I think March or April
that not totally
off topic,
but in my house,
we've been waiting for the
Minecraft movie.
And I think that's
this month?
Next month.
excited.
Yes, but I know that Happy Gilmore 2 has been in the works.
They've been talking about it for a while.
Yeah.
So I'm wondering if him using that voice is him in a sense doing promo for it.
For sure.
Yeah, or even like showing up.
Yeah, it's supposed to be 2025.
We don't know what date exactly.
Oh, not even the month.
But 2025 is the year.
It's coming.
Oh, it says expected July 25th, 2025.
Summer time.
Summertime.
Shut of me.
All right, let's get it.
Thank you, Greg.
Don't throw up gang signs at me, Greg.
Like, don't get.
Right.
What the heck?
It's a little early.
What was that about, Greg?
You tried to throw up a Z.
Whoa.
I was feeling the song.
It's the Z.
What?
It's a good song.
Yeah, but you're a game making, you know what I mean, bro.
Damn.
I already told you, bro, it's not the era's over, bro.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, there's a new era.
You're trying to buy a Kardashian.
Oh, yeah.
You got your curls in.
You got your little mustache.
You got shaved the bottom.
Did you like the comb over?
Yeah.
So what's in right now?
Yeah.
No, what's in?
Shamanan.
Shaman.
By the way, Kylie looked bomb last night.
She always does.
She looks great.
She freaking fashion-novated up at the...
Yeah, she did.
For sure.
She looked great.
She looked great.
We have shout-outs?
Yes, we do.
Eddie wants to shout out his beautiful girlfriend, Jennifer, from the Queens, New York.
Jennifer?
From Queens.
Not from the Queens.
From the Queens.
I'm sorry.
Queens, New York.
The Browns, Queens.
Queens, New York.
Queens, son.
Anthony wants to shout out his fiancé, Leslie, and his kids.
Adriel and Ariel, he says, he wants to, he wants them to know how much he loves them so much,
and he'll always be there for them.
That's cute.
That's cute.
That's when they do the set and like the boy and the girl and they have their name similar.
Very similar.
Like my dad is Jose and my Tia, don't make fun of her.
Josefina.
Josefina.
But it's like, they probably hated that.
They for sure.
I least she did, finally.
Yeah.
He's like, what is this, Josefina?
They just, I don't know.
I feel like it's just easier for the parent.
Yeah.
It's like Ramon and Ramona.
Oh, that's true.
Angel and Angelica.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Adriel and Ariel.
Yeah.
Oh, that's difficult.
That's difficult.
Yeah, for sure.
You know one of the grandmas messes up all the time?
Oh, yeah.
Adriel.
Ariel, do a nina.
Exactly.
Brian wants a shout out.
He says, yo, Greg, shout me out.
So shout out.
Hey, right.
And then we got birthday shout out.
Oh, wait, I have a quick shout-up before we get into the birthdays.
Shout out to Jason at Mr. Rosewood in Norwalk.
The GM over there, I was having breakfast with my dad and my fam, and then he came up to me.
He's like, hey, you're from the morning show.
Amazing.
And he was really cool.
He said he wants to come and bring us Pozole.
What?
Yeah.
Mr. Rosewood?
Yeah, it's like a Pozole restaurant.
It's so cool.
You can bring your, like you bring in.
Like a Big Oya?
Yeah.
And you can fill it up with Pozole.
Shut up.
Yeah, so there's like a lot.
Yeah.
So there's like a line to eat there and then there's a line to fill up your posole.
Oh, my God.
My mouth just watered.
It was so good.
I'm ready for that.
Oh, I do have a shout out.
I want to shout out, Yolanda.
She's, um, about homie's, uh, mother-in-law.
Yolanda, oh, wait.
It's my homie's mother-in-law.
She's like, I listen to you guys all the time.
She's like, I don't always understand it.
Yeah.
But I'm listening and I'm supporting.
Oh, la, Landa.
Yolanda.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Keep going, keep going.
Most of those of schools.
Saludos and bonita
manita.
Aw.
This is so.
Oh,
10 points to whoever can make
Maximo Lab.
Oh, all day?
Yeah, because he's hurting right now
because little guys over there.
Dang.
The boys are no longer in action.
Yeah, left they can't get right.
That's right.
But he's here.
He's here now.
Hey, also big up Jeff Federman.
So, wait.
Wait.
I thought always going up.
Fedder life.
No, no.
This is actually a good one.
That's good.
He, like, is a part of, like, one of these other radio groups.
Like, another radio station with other radios and all of that, right?
Yeah.
But someone had came up to us.
Shout out to, we went to a Lager game yesterday.
So one of the us just had came up to us and asked us for a photo.
Me, Angie, and Vig.
and they were like, hey, the guy, the usher, he was like, hey, I listen to you guys every morning.
What's up, bro?
And he was really sweet.
You guys get his name?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Eric.
Eric.
Yeah.
Big up Eric.
And then he was really sweet.
And then the guy behind us, he's like, hey, you guys do radio?
What do you guys do?
Like, what radio station?
And we're like, Power 106.
He's like, oh, you're brown bag.
And he was like, look, I'm from this other cluster, but you guys are killing it.
Like, you guys are breathing.
Mm-mm.
You guys are breathing.
reading, just know we talk about you.
And he used to work here back in the day.
He's like, I worked here from like the beginning of the 2000s.
And he was talking about like, I put so-and-so up and this like this is, I did this, I did that.
But he was like, Paranooga one of those things was probably the most fun I've ever worked in radio.
And it was really tight to like get that.
I guess even in here, like even you listening, like we're all of family.
But for people that are like outside of our bubble that are white.
No, no, legit, bro.
That's why like...
This is the most silver fox-ass fool.
And he was like, yeah, you guys are brown bag.
And like, you guys are doing amazing.
And it was really tired.
That actually happened with me too on Saturday.
Which is funny.
Because a shout out off for Jeff and Stephanie on the baby.
That's come on the way.
But one of our, my homies, Tyler, he was there.
And then he screamed.
I forgot her name.
I shouldn't probably say her name.
She works at a different station.
She's like, hey, blah, blah, blah.
Hey look, this is who's who's whooping your ass.
Oh! Let's go.
Brett, right.
Hey, don't the gang sign up.
Don't the gang sign up, Greg.
Yeah.
That can't.
We got to take that one's already taken.
The bees aren't taking.
Yeah, don't be in.
We just got to make a bag, big, big, little, I don't know.
We're working on our gang sign if anyone has.
Yeah.
Just threw up MR.
I don't know what that's meant for.
Angie, that's a ball.
I know.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to make a gang sign, bro.
I think that O is taken already, Angie.
If you guys have any gang signs suggestions for Brown Bagg?
Angie just made the Batmobile.
I will not throw any signs up because I don't know what it's going to mean.
Brown bag.
Duh.
Yeah.
Oh, how about like this?
Like we're holding some.
Holding some.
Oh, I thought we were begging.
This is like the clip.
Holding some webitos.
The clip TV show cover.
That's what it looks like.
Oh, yeah.
He would bring up the clippers.
Anyway.
How about them clippers?
What happened yesterday?
Hey, what happened last night?
We got who.
That's a good game.
Played terrible by the Los Angeles Lakers.
Yes.
Go Lakers.
And we saw it right up close and personal.
It was amazing.
I was watching the game too, and I was like,
since like the first quarter,
I knew we were going to lose.
James Hardin was playing terrible.
Kawai was like stagnant.
You were watching it.
Yeah, I was watching it.
I was like, wow, the clippers might come back.
Nah.
And they didn't.
Okay.
So we went to the game.
Shout out to Toyota, man.
Yeah, shout to Toyota.
During the halftime.
You know how people always.
go and they shoot these crazy shots and they can win some crazy stuff.
So Toyota has a Toyota Skills Challenge.
And I didn't know that you can literally just go to Toyota Soca on Instagram and you can
literally sign up to be one of those people that pops in during halftime.
On the actual Lakers court.
Yeah, that's tight.
We tried it outside.
Guess who got the most points between me, Angie and Victor.
You?
I would have.
I said Angie.
Yeah, she would have.
No, I don't do sports.
Bro, I tripled their score.
Come on, Maximo.
Triple.
He got three points.
You got one.
I got two.
I got two.
And you're lucky I'm injured.
I know.
I'm injured and I'm sick, bro.
Oh, true.
I should have got way more.
It was just the rim was off.
It was like a little.
The rim was off.
I had hella load management.
So,
or else it would have been,
it would have been, wow.
It's true or not true.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
She was backing it up.
Okay.
But seeing them do that during half time,
I'm like,
all this is super.
So if you ever thought of like, hey, I want to try to shoot those shots.
Yeah, I want to shoot a half course shot.
Yeah.
No, yo to SoCal, follow them on Instagram and there was info there on how you can enter away.
And it was really cool watching it.
While we were there, though, it was really cool to see Luca.
It almost felt, I don't want to, this is a weird word to say, but it felt like a circus.
But because, like, we're so entertained.
Anytime Luca got the bar, he was throwing crazy shots or, like, throwing it to LeBron.
Even just saying, like, wow, LeBron.
and Luca on the court at the same time.
Oh, man.
I was like, I have to register this in my memory because this is stuff you're going to talk
about later.
Like, yeah, I saw them play.
Yeah.
You know what I did?
It was different.
Yeah, just to even see the expression on other players' faces where you know, like,
they're like, damn, we got to guard Luca and LeBron.
Yeah.
LeBron is like he got like a new life.
Yeah.
Bro, you should have seen them.
Yeah, he looked great.
It was just, it was crazy.
And, you know, the clippers, they gave it.
They're all, you know, especially defensively.
Kawai is killing.
No, they were, they were.
They were.
Playing hard is what I'm saying.
But it's like, there's their,
Lakers just have too much firepower.
And Reeves didn't even play or Rui.
Yeah, we didn't have Reeves.
We didn't have Reeves.
We didn't have Rui Kachamora.
We saw your guys puppy.
We saw your guys puppy.
Clippers, your dad.
Steve Balmer?
Yeah.
He looked like the condor.
I need to have a calculation.
Yeah.
Is it a condor?
Is it a condor?
Yeah, he looks like him.
It might be him.
Yeah.
It's crazy just seeing Koulau.
All right.
It's crazy just seeing Kouai.
There was a point.
I think where LeBron was guarding Kauai.
I don't know who does what there.
I was like there for a good time, right?
But I was like, wow, this is like heavy stuff.
Like this is the stuff.
This is the Lakers and the clippers.
Yeah.
Because granted, as much as we can clown the clippers,
like even seeing James Harding on them,
I'm like looking at his beard.
I'm looking at Kauai's claws.
Like that's still magical to be able to see that in Los Angeles.
That we can get a ticket and drive a little bit and we can go watch them play.
Like that's so tight.
That's amazing.
Shout out to our Los Angeles Likers.
and our LA Clippers.
Yeah.
Wow.
Look at us.
Look at the LA.
Love.
All right.
Let's get into
Simp or Pimp.
Simp or Pimp.
B-I.M.
Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip.
C.O. META. and well-known Simp.
Mark Zuckerberg is at it again.
I like it.
So over the weekend.
I like that you say Suckerberg.
Isn't Zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg.
Suckerberg.
He was celebrating his wife's 40th birthday,
and as a surprise, what he did is there's an artist named Benson Boone,
and I'm going to play you a snippet of a song in case you don't know who he is.
I want you, I need you hope God.
Now your jeans are 25% off at your local retail stores.
This song is popping on YouTube shorts and reels and TikToks.
Anybody want to wear some Hollister?
Two for 20 T-shirts right now.
I like that song.
I don't know.
We need to get the cologne, if you want, Marvin.
Me neither.
It's a motivational one on the reels.
Yeah.
It's all the beautiful thing.
So what Mark did is that he dressed up as Benson Boone.
How this will look?
So he's like, he looks like Timothy.
Come on.
It talks about Timothy's Shabala.
You can see the video on Brownback's Morning.
Yes, you can see it.
So Mark borrowed his 2024 Grammy's outfit.
Wow.
Which is like a one-piece blue super tight suit.
I wouldn't borrow that off of any man.
I don't know.
Which is very tight.
Because I could go with Benny Boom and then I got the director.
The music video director.
Benson Boone.
So the funniest part about this was that Mark was actually in the tux and then he went on stage
and then two people ripped off the tucks.
Yeah.
And then he had the outfit from the Grammys of Benson Moon.
This is equivalent like if your girl showed up in the.
the purple Selena outfit.
Yes.
Yes.
Because it's literally that outfit, but in light blue.
In blue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Mark dressed like it.
His chest is all loud.
His stomach is all loud.
Super tight.
So he dressed like it and then he started performing a song.
No one really knows what song it was.
Yeah.
Because it was like a recap video that he created for her.
Oh, okay.
But this song, a beautiful thing is the one that he's most famous for.
So everyone's assuming that that's the one he performed.
And he had like that fiery look like.
He was like, rah!
Yeah.
He was like into it.
Yeah, so it was probably that song.
Dressing up for your girl.
That's so cute.
And performing for her.
In front of everybody.
All right, it's your girl's birthday.
Maximo and Vic.
Who are you dressing up and performing as?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Right now, right now, all you fool is listening to the have a girl.
It's her birthday and it's your job to dress up as someone and perform.
So you just put sunglasses on?
Yeah.
And then your hair out?
Mr. Caponi.
Mr. Caponi.
He does not.
I'm a thing you should be a model to her.
Does she know who Mr. Capone is?
Yeah.
Dude, I thought you were...
Do you have socks that can help you with that?
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
I really thought you were going to say Sabrina Carpenter.
How would I dress up like Sabrina Carpenter?
She's with a wig on.
Yeah, your girl loves her.
And you went karaoke.
I can't hit those notes.
Please.
I don't know.
You went to do.
I heard he's saying.
With little coffee.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Those are rumors.
Either of you should have said bad bunny.
Oh yeah, Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny, but I think that was, you know,
my girl wouldn't understand Bad Bunny.
Vick didn't do lefty gulply.
She would understand that.
Bad be crazy.
Is it Simper Pimp for Mark Zuckerberg to have dressed up as another man,
possibly that his girl has a crush on?
Right.
For her birthday.
But she also has a crush in his pockets.
So Simp.
He won't stop the Simping.
He's like Simp Hall of Fame.
He loves her.
He does love her.
He did the statue.
Yeah, the car.
He did the song with T-Pain.
It's like, how many things, how many events does she have a year?
Yeah.
Because it's like, the T-Pain thing was for what?
The anniversary?
Yeah, something.
And then, yeah.
The only thing that could take Zuckerberg's eyes away from his girl are Lauren Sanchez's cleavage.
Yes.
Yeah.
She should dress up as Lauren Sanchez for his birthday.
Wow.
If not, she doesn't love him.
That's great.
That's stupid.
Because it's all one-sided.
What does she do for him?
Yeah.
I never see one video of her making him a sandwich.
Dang.
Wow.
But we don't know.
I need to see the video.
He has a cook.
I want to make sure that my boy is being taken care of because he's given all the effort.
Yeah.
He is.
Speaking of boys getting taken care of.
Vic showed me something yesterday.
And you know not to show me nothing.
Oh, yeah.
Remember last week, Glorilla?
What was the guy's name?
Duke Dennis.
So Gloria has a song and she shout out this guy, Duke Dennis, a streamer.
and then says, I like my guys a little ugly.
I like my eyes a little bit ugly
and then ah, ah, shout out dude Degner.
Right.
So then Vick's girl remixed it to say,
I like my guys a little bit ugly.
Shout out Rose Crenzvig.
No way.
Yeah, I remember.
That's what else yet.
She posted it?
She posted that.
I remember Vic is like, my girlfriend tells me
that my eyes are really nice.
I'm very handsome.
Yeah.
They're looking.
In an ugly way.
She admitted I'm a little bit ugly.
Yeah.
Were you hurt?
I don't know how to feel.
I thought I would be way more, like, cool with it than I actually was.
I was like, because she posted it.
Out of all the songs, you could have done Luther?
Yeah, there's a lot of songs.
You never posted a song about people.
How does it feel to be ugly?
How does it feel to be ugly?
I mean, this is a little bit of ugly.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Not a lot.
I mean, somebody loves me, so that's cool.
Last week he was like, I wouldn't be heard at all.
Yeah, he was like, no.
And she wouldn't call me ugly.
She thinks I'm so handsome.
He says I look hot.
He says my eyes.
She likes my hazel.
She said I'm hot.
Look at that.
You know what I think it was?
I was telling her that the Laker girls were looking at me.
And I feel like she had to knock down my confidence a few notches.
And it worked.
It worked.
It worked.
Now you guys are level.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
You soup.
Sip!
Sip!
Sip!
Also shout out to everybody that pulled up to Marathon Burger on Saturday.
Oh yeah.
It was a long weekend.
That was turned up, man.
Melrose, I don't think they've ever.
And I know there's a lot of stores.
Camaros.
They never seen what we saw on Saturday, bro.
No.
Not at all.
And you know what?
I'm used to like shout out to like Crenshaw and Slosson.
Whenever they would do.
And when they did the grand opening for the marathon store store, like that's how it gets packed.
There's people bumping caught, like bumping in their whips.
There's people like on four by fours like the what are they called?
The slingshots.
Slingshots.
Yeah.
It's like like the little motorcycle ones, but they're not motorcycles.
Dirt bikes.
Dirt bikes.
Yeah.
Oh, the little, I know what you're talking about.
Everybody, like, driving by cruising, bumping nips.
Super tight.
It was awesome.
Super tight.
Incredible time.
And then my, it's funny because with us, it's kind of like a little family affair.
For sure.
So I'm there with the boys and then my parents-in-law and they're like, oh, I'm going to
sit here.
Okay.
Okay.
She doesn't talk like that.
She's like super tight.
Yeah.
I know.
Well, how did she talk?
I don't know.
No, but yeah.
They're from El D.
and they talk very, like, they have a, their own, the EFSA.
But it was, and then you just see everybody popping up,
and then I'm seeing photos of, like, Luisito being picked up in the air.
Yes.
Like, my youngest, he's fired.
Like, who's picking this full up in the air at the Marathon Grand Opening?
Yeah, he's looking over, like, the fence?
Yeah, I was like, what's going on?
And shout out to my husband and all the work that Jorge and Black Sam and Adam and John and Noonie
and everybody's put in, uh, Nause, everybody that has put in work.
for the Marathon Burger.
It's so cool to see it be so successful as we knew it would be.
And I'm sure as Nipsey would have been proud to see.
Even the documentary they have on YouTube, it's really nice to see like the, like, they're
always thinking ahead as far as documenting and seeing the process of how it went.
Shout out like Chef Adrian.
Yeah, Adrian and Eddie.
Eddie, chef Eddie, you know, them being like a huge part in like figuring out the formula for
the burger.
So shout out of the marathon.
Yeah.
It was an amazing event.
Just everybody was out.
Shout out Wavy.
Wayvie was there DJing as well.
Hey, hey, shout out.
Shout out Wavy, man.
I'm just looking at you, Greg.
But just shout out of Wavy, man.
This is a serious.
Yeah.
I'm just looking at you, Greg.
Shout out of Wavy.
It's crazy.
Because it's what's cool to me is like when it comes to Marathon, there's certain people.
Like, again, like for me, it felt like a family thing.
Wayvee is just so.
And this is our Power 106 DJ Wave.
You can hear him Saturday Night Loud with charisma.
He's here in the afternoons with.
would be nice too.
But one, this was 20 feet tall.
He's tall.
But two, like, he shows up and he's just like,
how can I help you guys?
Like, not on some, like, let me take some photos.
Let me show that I'm here.
He's passing out fries.
He's having, like, I guess they had, like, this big tray
because it gets packed, and so it's overwhelming.
And he's the tallest full in the room.
He's like, hold on, pass me this,
and he's going to pass it out to the women and the children.
He's making sure, like, everybody's good.
And you just see a character
through someone like that.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not for the photo up.
It's not to say you're there.
It's just like to help out in any way you can.
So that was super tight.
Big of wavy.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
Also, Greg says hi.
But it was a really dope event.
Like I said, I have some homies that live over there.
And then they were just like, man, this is changing the whole street.
Yeah.
It's changing the whole block because it's not only like, you know, bringing like a lot
of culture, you know, to the block, but also it's open late.
Yeah.
So it's like now it's another option.
And it's like also just a thing to where it's like Melrose had nothing like that.
And now the Marathon Burger is going to be a staple for years to come.
I love it.
Wow.
Yeah.
birthdays.
Yes.
We had a lot of birthday shout out.
Sebastian wants to wish his oldest daughter Sophia.
Happy ninth birthday.
It was her birthday yesterday.
Sophia.
I love her so much.
Thank you.
I love her so much.
And she's growing up so fast.
Aw.
Sophia.
Joanna wants to a happy belated birthday shout out.
It was her birthday yesterday too.
Happy belated.
Rosa.
Rosa wants her birthday.
birthday shout out for her husband Ricardo and first time dad.
Ricardo.
I don't know what to do with these ours, man.
Do I roll it?
It's Ricardo.
That was like a half roll.
Yeah.
It's his first time being a dad.
She says she said happy.
Congratulations.
Jose wants to wish his grandma Luce from Whittier a happy 100th birthday.
Let's go, a whitton.
A hundred?
Come on.
Lights are on over there.
That's right.
A hundred candles.
A hundred candles.
A lot of candles.
That's good.
And Filthy wants to give a happy belated birthday shout out to Becky G.
He says, Ellie loves you, happy birthday.
Let's go.
Happy birthday, Becky G.
Yeah, I saw her birthday little shoot on Instagram.
Cute little girl.
I don't know how I feel about filthy shouting her out.
Yeah, I told her he got one path.
To shout Becky G out.
She doesn't belong to you, fools.
I'm not saying she belongs to herself.
I have a chance.
Yeah, she's her own person.
Okay.
Happy birthday, Becky G.
Happy birthday, Becky G.
From all of men of Los Angeles.
Can you guys stop, please?
I love you, girl.
Everybody stop.
Felis Cumblaños, sir.
Felis Cumblaeus, Artie.
Why did he make out with his mic, bro?
I don't know that was a funny.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Crystal needs our help.
Crystal.
Crystal, hit us up, sent us a DM and said,
Brown bag, I need some help.
I'm finally back in the dating game after two years.
Nice.
She said, I met a guy online.
I feel like it's moving super fast as in hooking up and staying over.
And I'm scared to get hurt.
I have trust issues and I don't want them to get in the way and ruin things,
but they are causing me to think everything is a red flag.
Same.
She said, I'm in my 40s, have my own place, have two cars, have a career,
and I'm going back to school for my master's.
All right.
She hasn't got it.
She laid up the whole resume.
She did. And she said, where do people meet nowadays besides online?
And how do you know if you can trust someone?
Help me all, Brownback.
Well, I like how she's not a red flag for still wanting to meet new people.
Yeah.
I was thinking that.
I didn't even think about that part.
Maybe girl.
I don't know how.
It's like soccer.
They got a goalie, but you can still score.
Where did you get that from?
It's not, they say it all.
Yeah.
I've never read it somewhere.
It's a joke book or something.
The delivery was.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's just Gregified.
Right.
It's a trip she says that she's newly single after two years.
So she was probably in a relationship for two years.
But even between two years, what's two years ago?
2023.
2020, 23, the dating scene even then changes, you know?
Right, for sure.
You got AI now.
And it's funny.
FaceTune's new update makes you look as incredibly different as possible.
It's true.
Crazy.
Yeah.
You don't got to manually do it.
It does it for you?
Yeah.
All the, all the, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it's crazy because she's like,
I'm seeing a guy I met online.
We're hooking up and he's starting to stay over.
So it's moving fast.
But where do I meet people?
Yeah.
I like her.
You met someone.
But she's saying there's red flags.
Yeah.
There's red flags.
She wants to meet other red flags.
Yeah.
She wants to collect all the red flags.
You know?
She doesn't want a collection.
More flags and more fun.
So this flag football?
Yeah.
All right.
She's on the line.
Oh, she's on the line.
Oh, Crystal.
Hey, what's that?
Crystal.
Hey, good morning.
Crystal, I appreciate you squeezing us in to your busy schedule.
It's okay.
I never spoke to an all-star flag football player.
Oh, my gosh.
They said you want to collect these red flags because not only are you talking to a guy with red flags,
you're also searching for more.
I have my own collection of red flags too, though.
Oh, see?
She keeps a real.
It's a collection.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think everybody has their own red flag.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
It's just when you acknowledge them, it feels just more cool.
Because, like, yeah, I got a lot of red flags about me, but I'm worth it.
Hey.
I am.
I am worth it.
All right.
Talk to this, baby.
So, yeah, you have two cars.
That's tight.
You were in a relationship for two years.
Was it a serious relationship?
No, no.
I said I wasn't in a relationship for two years.
You, what?
I've been single for two years.
Two years.
Oh, got it, got it.
And before that?
I was married.
We were together for 17 years.
Wow.
A lot of shit.
A lot of shi.
Lady, lady.
No cursing.
No cursing.
No dirty mouth around here.
Oh, sorry.
There was a lot of things that happened.
There you go.
There you go.
There is a lot of things that happened.
And, of course, a lot of baggage, whatever, stuff that goes with it.
But then that's over with.
You guys divorced?
Yeah.
And then you were single and maybe not mingling for two years?
and then you decided.
I was single and not mingling for two years.
Yes.
I was trying to work on myself.
Oh, nice.
And then you got on the online applications and you found this guy.
Yeah, I did.
He found me.
I found him.
I don't know what.
Was it Instagram?
Yeah, what app?
TikTok, Tinder.
Facebook dating.
Facebook dating.
Christian mingle.
Wait, you're for real?
I'm for real.
Facebook.
That's real.
That's two people on the Holy Helpline this year.
She's funny.
It makes sense because I feel like that one, it forces you to like, I guess you can't have like a fake profile in the sense.
You're right.
You have to find love.
It's giving meta a whole new meaning.
Okay.
So you saw him on Facebook dating and what was it about him that you're like after two years?
I'm going to take a chance on this guy.
Actually, he's the one that you have to like somebody first.
Like, I don't go around liking people unless they like me if that makes any sense.
So he actually liked me first.
And typically he's younger than me.
He's nine years younger and I would not be okay with that.
But I was like, you know what?
Whatever.
And he cut to the chase right away like, what's your number?
And I'm like, oh, and I even put in the chat, oh, you're cutting to the chase.
No problem.
And wanted to FaceTime right away, I guess to make sure people are not catfisher.
And I was like, okay, nope, like I can respect that, you know, no problem.
And it's like, let's meet up.
I'm like, okay, let's go.
So we took him to a place that I knew it would be really crowded and kind of busy,
kind of a safer place just to see, like, kind of how things went.
And I love his vibe.
I love his energy.
It's a very calm person and totally opposite of me.
I don't know.
I felt like really comfortable, really at home.
Like I've known him forever.
Not forever, but known him for a lot longer than I known him.
And yeah.
It just felt easy.
It felt easy to be around him and it felt comforting.
Yes.
And like I said, very different than what I've ever been with before.
Very different than my energy.
I think everybody, we all have a little bit of toxic eye in us.
And it kind of like made that person not want to come out.
Yeah.
Maybe you want to put your pennies to the side.
Yes.
She said yes.
I like you.
What were the red flags?
What's the red flags?
He recently moved here from out of town about four or five hours away.
Okay.
Up or down?
Four five, up or up or?
Is he from Mexico or the Bay?
He's from Vegas.
He's from the Bay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, gotcha.
And he's divorced.
Okay.
And has children.
And for me, that's the thing.
Like, to me, it's not the thing that he's divorced and has children.
I mean, given our age, everybody's going to have some sort of baggage that goes along with them.
But for me, it's, and I'm a very big, I'm an open book.
Like, you ask me, I'll tell you.
Even if you don't ask, I'll tell you.
Yeah.
And he's very reserved.
But to me, it's like you moved four or five hours away from your kids.
And there must be a really good reason why.
Like, you don't just move like that for nothing.
Yeah.
Does he have a good job?
No.
came down here, it's like, I'm starting my life over.
Like, I'm good.
Yeah, that's definitely a rest.
Maybe he felt like the kids had bad vibes.
Yeah.
So, his kids.
Or maybe they weren't.
Does he have family out here?
He does have family out here.
Okay.
Okay.
But still, like, leaving your kids.
You haven't asked them, like, straight out?
I tried to ask him straight out.
I just told him, you know, it must have been something, like, she must have done something
really bad or you must have done something really bad.
or maybe it was kind of getting
maybe the divorce is
or was and is kind of very toxic
which I know can be really bad
and he did say to me
like we talked about like what are your red flags
like what are your personal red flags
and where are your red flags from somebody else
Oh that's a good question
And he said his red flags from somebody else
is somebody who likes drama
and he's like if somebody starts drama
and they want to fight he's like I'll just leave
What's his red flag?
What's his red flag? What do he say?
Yeah.
He said that people tell him he's two
30.
Too flirty?
Yeah.
And I can see that.
It's not a problem.
A flirt?
It's really not.
Just a nice person.
Are his kids older?
His oldest is 14 and his youngest is I think six or seven or something like that.
He said peace out.
I don't really know their exact ages.
I just know because he has their birthday tattoos.
See what a flip side little kids.
Dang.
He goes to roll the way about here.
Building character.
right now.
Poor thing.
Does he still have
communication with them
though?
He went this weekend
it was one of their
birthday
so he went this weekend
to see them
so I mean
apparently he still does
so maybe it wasn't all that
but I just
I don't know
there's like like I said
I'm an open book
and he's not
he's more reserved
yeah he's more reserved
as an open book
myself it always sucks
like you can
you say everything
and then everybody else
is like yeah
you know I just went to dinner
that's cool
they don't tell you nothing
You like all the details
I've got to stock them
Okay
So he's kind of presented himself
As being the calm
Collected
Nice guy
His red flag is kind of flirty
And also he's a deadbeat
Yeah
Also
But it's a
I don't know if he's a deadbeat
Girl
I don't know
I know
He said yeah the six year old
Yeah he's building his character
He's going up for the birthday parties
That's just the beginning
Of the birthday part
I also have a question
Where does he live
Because you put here
that he, as you start, that started hooking
up, he's staying over. So where does
he live when he's not living at your house?
Searching for his job. With his family.
With his family. Okay, okay. Got it.
And that's where?
Dang, it's kind of
Whereas in location or whereas in who?
Yeah, maybe like, maybe like, you don't give us
like an exact city, but maybe like is it the O.C?
Is it the I? It's an O.C.
It's an O. Okay. About like
15 minutes from me where I live.
Okay, nice. So do you have
like his own room or is he like on the couch?
Like, what is this situation?
I think he's on the couch.
I don't know.
That's a crazy reset, bro.
Yeah.
That's a really crazy reset to like dip from the bay.
For sure.
And your kids and your ex-wife.
Your whole life.
And then restart over.
Because restarts happen.
Yeah.
It's just a, and we can't like there's people.
You don't know what age people are going to reset.
Yeah.
But low key, like, even just for you, baby girl, you said that you have two cars, you have
your own place.
I'm pretty sure you have a great job.
You, yeah, you seem very, very stable after having.
having gone through a divorce, you know, it seems like you, you were like, look, I may not have
it all.
I may not have everything figured out, but I'm going to have things for myself.
Maybe he's on that journey, but how long has he been divorced?
I don't think it's been that long.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
It's recent.
Does he have a time?
I told him, you know, he gets really frustrated about having, you know, not as much income
as he had in the past.
And I told him, I'm like, you have to be gentle to yourself and you have to be kind.
Like, you're starting over.
Like, things take time.
You don't just, you know, go for one
or one or another.
Sugar mama.
You're setting yourself up.
Sugar mama vibes.
Yes.
Agi, where's all the sugar daddy's at?
Oh, Newport.
Newport Beach.
What's the, no, what's the mall?
Oh, uh.
No, yeah, South Coast Plaza and Fashion Island.
If you ever take him to Fashion Island and tell him to get whatever he wants,
girl, it's over.
It's over, baby.
You are the sugar mom.
You're doing shopping sprees?
No, no.
You have okayed his lifestyle.
And as much as you're trying to be very like,
there for him.
I think grown men, like, like, they need someone to push them.
Otherwise, they can get into their, like, they're, oh, take care of me, mama.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, no.
When you go?
I did that before.
I'm not doing it again.
It looks like I'm doing it again.
It seems like he heard about it.
Yeah.
How long have you guys got into?
How long have you known each other about a month?
Okay.
And he's already staying over for it.
Extended periods of time?
When you go out, who pays?
He's going to use.
your address soon. Has he asked for a loan?
We go out who pays? Yeah. It's been a myth.
But I'm an extreme
home body, so I'd rather just stay home
and cook dinner. He'd rather stay home, trust me.
You'd rather stay at your home while you cook dinner.
It's not a coincidence.
Hey, your house again? Okay, not mine.
Oh, your cooking? Amazing. Oh, cool.
We're saving money. Yeah.
Watch, you pay for dinner and you pay for the coffee.
It's been, it's early,
it's the month, and you know you're allowed to have fun.
You know, you're getting back in the dating scene, and so is he?
but have you guys have you thought like hey i could make it more serious with him or are your
intentions just like hey this is a guy that i met and i'm hooking up with um you're in love i would
like to i would like i'm more of a long-haul person i know you i know you so it's it's really
hard for me i'm trying to be like just go with the flow you're enjoying yeah yeah no stuff attached
what anybody wants to say don't blah blah blah but at the same token it's like okay you know and i
can tell, like, it's been, it's really nice
to be seen as a person. Yes.
You know, for somebody to see me for me and somebody to tell
you that, you're beautiful, you're pretty, you're
whatever, whatever.
So you know how beautiful you are?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm on size nine, by the way.
Greg, go to.
Hey, Greg, I'm on a side.
It's sad that just being told pretty is something
that a girl was missing for so long
in a marriage, that that is what is
holding her over for this guy.
Something so simple as, like, a
compliment. And I know to you, like,
it makes you feel good.
It makes you feel like low-key,
even though you're older,
and make you feel like a princess.
It may make you feel like,
wow, he's,
he's binging me up.
He's lifting up my spirits, you know?
Yeah.
Hey, I might be older,
but I don't look older.
There we go.
And it's priceless to have that.
That's how she's,
it's priceless to have that in your corner.
Yeah, she's profited.
Ah.
So you're asking us,
where do people meet people nowadays, you know?
I mean, I work.
I, you know, you, I don't drink, so I don't go to bars.
Right.
You know, I'm not a club person.
I have a very small social circle.
I spend a lot of time with my family or to spend a lot of time home.
I have a dog, so I spend a lot of time, like, doing things with, you know, I can't leave her home all day by yourself.
Do you have kids?
I have a son who passed away.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So I don't have, I mean, like I said, everybody our age, you more older has some sort of baggage.
Right.
I mean, I don't think I don't have as much baggage as any other person because, I mean, you know, my ex is my ex.
There's no reason for us to talk.
Like, we're done, done.
You know, um, so where do people meet people nowadays and know that it can be something real?
Well, clearly, it's hard.
Well, let me tell you.
They meet on Parano 6 Brownback mornings.
Yeah.
You came to the right place.
I like that the radar is going out there.
Yeah.
That is that if Facebook dating don't work, get on the line.
That's right.
So, so you at, but you ask.
Where do you meet people?
Is this like you trying to move on from the current person you're seeing?
Yeah.
Or just in general, like, how do you need somebody who you know is not a complete douche?
How do you meet, I mean, I know if they're going to be out there.
I know what's going to happen.
But it's like, how do you need somebody who you know who has real intention?
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you know, you know that they're not just, you know, trying to hook up.
They're not, well, if you hook up, whatever.
But they're not looking for, as you say, the next sugar mama,
they're not looking for someone to blah, blah, blah, do all of that.
Because hell, I'm not somebody's mothering.
Like I'm not, I did that before.
I'm not going to do it again.
Well, I hear you're on that guy's emergency contact already.
All right.
But it's just, you know, I don't know.
Let's help her out.
Let's help Crystal out.
8185-2059.
Where did you meet that person that is not a red flag?
Because it seems like anywhere else she seems to be seeing that it's just a right.
And honestly, I would advise to get more variation in there.
Literally it's been two years that you've been single Crystal.
and this first dude cannot, like, as great as he can be,
he doesn't have to be like the end-all, be all.
Don't fall for your first option.
It's not, it's not really the first person, but I mean,
it's the first person that I've hooked up with after two years,
but not the first person that I've been on dates with.
Got it, got it.
It's the first one that you put your pennies to the side.
She didn't enjoy it.
That's what she means.
It's the first one, energy.
Yeah.
She's searching for it.
younger but maybe she used to go older you know maybe she could meet somebody down at the big
old she could go young she could go young and she wants the young boy what about the what
outside of the dialysis center or something oh my god victor big what go to the golf club or something
40 bro in a second you're going to be 40 and you're going to be like what I'm going to go to the club
I'm just saying like if she you know maybe 65 year olds won't have as many red flags you know
just their back won't be straight no
She deserves to have fun and she deserves to have fun and she deserves.
All right.
She wants to play with fire or don't, don't, like, when you get burned.
She's a young bull.
What are you talking about?
A 31 year old?
I was 31 a year ago.
What she's, the biggest thing is that she's going to have to go through like six Gregs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
If you want that, if you want that, then be my guess.
It's a good experience.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm a good time.
I'm a great time.
And if I feel like fire, real.
Something might burn like fire, but...
It might burn.
It might burn like fire, but...
Crystal.
I'm sorry for the guys.
You were going to say, I was going to say, you know, I mean, you know, 30 goes into 40 more times than 40 goes into 30 or 60 goes into 40.
So, come on.
Yeah.
What?
No, hey, that, April, hold on that, personal.
I don't get that.
That's grown math.
That's grown math.
That's grown math.
Get on her level.
Get on her level.
That's grown math.
Did she just proposition us?
Yeah.
Vic is dating a 20-year-old talking about
Don't date younger.
Yeah, but that's me.
All right.
Let's help Crystal out.
30s go into 40s, 40s, going to 40s.
And this is going to be, remember last time we had the couple up here that was in their later years and they were talking.
Oh, yep.
Yeah.
Bro, 40's nothing.
I'm not, I'm saying she should be older.
And 40s still cool, bro.
Of course it is.
It's not dialysis, bro.
No, I said that.
You said that.
You should go older.
She should go older.
She should go to the 60s.
Why can she go?
Older and fit.
Why did she have to go older and thick?
Freaking changing their blood.
I mean, bleeding in red sea.
I don't know. That's what I imagine. I don't know.
Go to bingo night.
Yeah.
That's wild, man.
Maybe the golf club.
A one is.
They got.
Golf course.
Guap.
Yeah.
It seems like she's got her own gup.
Yeah, she does.
She has two cars.
She does.
I can't hear math.
He needs to talk.
If Greg comes and he's like,
A, I'm dating this older girl, right?
I'm still on my mom's house.
And I told her I'm working on myself all.
He won.
That guy's up.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Like, hey, Greg, you're not going to go see a kid in Arizona?
Nah.
Look at these new J's.
I just got.
Jorge plays this song for me when we're at the Dollar Tree.
Nice.
Wow.
And I still pay.
Who am I giving people advice?
In my paying half household
doesn't water me.
me, he says I'm a, what are those succulent?
Does it water them?
Yeah, because I'm like, you have to water me at the time of me I'm pretty.
He's like, you're succulent.
You don't need that many.
It's so funny, guys.
That's so sad.
Real quick, let the asking for a friend.
How did he approach you with the, you're so stupid.
Shut up.
Like, paying half.
Yeah.
Well, see, this is what you do.
Asking for a friend.
You get with a girl that says, she's like an independent woman and then like during
the date, check.
Check.
Check.
And don't stop her to pay for half.
So she knows, like, eventually you're going to pay for half.
And then don't move in.
Like, if you already have a crib and she moves in,
she don't know the bill situation.
Yeah.
If you guys get a crib together, you both know the bill situation.
So it's like, hey, you got the utilities, I got the this or you got the this.
Also, don't give your, your, so you have to start something new.
Shut up.
Give like 50%.
He gave me his all the way.
Oh, that you give all.
And I gave him the aw.
I just gave it up so easy.
Oh, little crazy.
He's a good guy.
Shut the hell.
And get 50%
That way you get increased 5%.
Don't stop her from paying half.
So funny because we actually fight about this
and he's like,
Lifter, you make jokes about it on air all the time.
And I'm like...
Pays for itself.
I'm like, yeah, but I'm not laughing at the jokes.
I'm just making my life funny
so that I'm not crying.
Okay, thank you.
Don't make her cry.
It's very informative.
Don't make her cry.
You got to get the new crib together.
I know.
If you move into her crib or if she moves into your crib,
the bill situation is like,
You got to reset it, bro.
So what if he moves into her crib?
Does she pay most of it?
If she moves into it, then you're a freaking crystal right now.
Crystal's man.
Yeah.
Ran free, baby.
What is it called?
Say it.
Say it.
Hobo.
Hobo, H-O-B-O.
Yes, okay.
Hobosexual.
Like a homeless.
Yes.
That's what it says.
That's what it is.
No, it's literally.
Yeah.
A-O-it's a homeless.
What is the definition, sir?
The definition of it is.
What's a hobo-sexual?
Okay, it's a person of the opposite sex who comes to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.
Crystal, did you hear that, Crystal?
Just so you know what you're dealing with.
Crystal, you got yourself a homosexual relationship.
It's scary what that says.
Do you see that, Crystal?
You make me nervous when you say it.
I just want you to see it in your face.
We're just trying to put you up on games.
Because you said you have a small circle.
With this big old circle right here is telling you.
I ran across that term before.
Oh, you have?
It's not your first rodeo.
No, no, no.
It's not your first homosexual.
No, it is my first hobosexual, but I heard the term before.
For other people.
You're like, not me.
Over there in the O-C.
First time for everything, right?
So cute.
I love her.
I love her.
Look.
She has a dog and she has another dog.
She has two dogs.
She has her actual dog.
She has this full that she's dating, met on Facebook Marketplace.
They like each other.
I guess over there you like and then.
Yeah, she said, come here, come here, come here, market.
Like if he likes you, it's a swipe.
Instead of swipe, it's like over there on the Facebook dating.
They like each other.
They like each other.
And then it connects.
Because she was saying how he liked her first and then that's how she knew.
He's great.
He's calm.
They went out.
He seems to just be very chill.
They've also been with each other about a month, she said.
Yeah, one month or two.
My friend Spicy Marty, who is a relationship coach,
she says that's when you meet the representative.
So you're not really meeting the person.
You're meeting who.
Yeah, you're meeting who they want you to think that they are.
Right?
Customer service.
It is.
In order for you to get, like, love bombed,
and then you realize those people are.
So she said he's very calm.
Doesn't make a lot of noise, all this stuff.
Have you guys ever took in a dog from the street?
No.
It's very calm after us.
And now my dog parks at first.
And then they get comfortable?
I saved my dog from the streets and she was like the best dog.
Did it bark.
Didn't like, yeah.
It's the honeymoon stage.
You're so right.
The dog we have, same.
Now she parks at everything and everything.
You guys stole dogs from your neighbors?
No, no.
Angie, you did.
No, we didn't.
He gave it to us.
Poncho, they gave it to us because he was leaving the street.
No, the neighbor because the neighbor was leaving to Mexico.
And he's like, you want my dog?
And we're like, El Poncho.
Angie, you don't have to make the accent.
Like, get that's the perrito?
You do it naturally.
You do it naturally.
Yeah, that was her first dog.
Okay, so when you first got that dog.
Oh, no, no, that one.
That one was cool.
That one was cool.
So the other one, you stole that one.
Pachio, we saved them.
Bachi.
Saved it, stole.
He was going to die.
Different perspective.
You leave them.
So there's Poccho and Pachio, and then now there's Pachio.
Okay.
Where's Petcho?
He passed away.
There's someone named Pecho?
No, Pachio.
No, Pach.
Pachu Pitchu.
Where's Pica?
Pica Pida.
Okay, so this one that you saved?
Pachi, he came from the shelter.
Oh, okay.
And this full, when he came in, he's super quiet, wouldn't come out of his little bed, nothing like that, right?
And now he bites everything.
My sister has to buy me new shoes because he bit my shoes.
Oh, he's teething?
Yeah, he's bad.
Horrible little dog.
No, my dog, we found her on the street.
Same thing.
We thought she was going to, like, die.
What's her name?
Payton after Peyton Manning.
But yeah, she was really caught.
She was like a good dog.
She would walk, like perfectly fine on the leash, wouldn't bark, was really calm.
And then all of a sudden she just literally, if there's something down the street a mile away, she'll bark at it.
So I can't even have my front door open now.
That's good sense.
No, it's terrible.
Terrible.
I have to close the door now.
I like having the door open for fresh air, and now I can't even do that because she barks at everything.
So them they're just here trying to protect these humans, their human best friends.
And then all over here you guys are telling me to shut up.
I do I yell it.
I'm like, shut up.
She does it.
You guys, you, Vic, the dog that you took in?
Oh, yeah, back in, yeah, back in the day.
It was so nice and calm at first, and then all of a sudden just, like, became, you know, who it really is, I guess you could say.
The real damn.
And then we'll try to run away all the time.
What's that dog's name?
Buddy.
Buddy.
Buddy.
Yeah.
Isn't it crazy that we're relating men to dogs and you guys did that?
Yeah.
Just I want you to know you guys did that.
No, I know.
No, I know.
Check.
She don't want a puppy.
She wants a big dog.
Okay, break.
Break.
I can't.
Let's see you bark.
This dog's been clicked.
It's a dude of dog over here.
I've actually been waiting to hear Maxiego.
Hey, just imagine a cone around his head.
Maxima has a cone.
We made that picture.
We need.
Make that.
We need.
Make that.
Edge.
Angie.
Angie.
New beam coming up.
Please.
Please.
got clipped.
I've actually been waiting to see how your bark sounds.
My bark is there.
Let's see.
Just give me.
It's not there, bro.
Yeah.
He's in pain.
He's in pain.
There's a cold on his neck.
Yeah.
Back to Crystal.
She's in her homie help line.
She's on her homie helpline.
And she was telling us she's dating someone.
She has been single for two years after getting divorced.
She was in a marriage for 17 years.
She's getting back into the dating scene
This is the first guy
That actually deserved her to put her panties to the sun
And now he's like
It's like a month in but he's already kind of like
Staying over the crib
He likes the two cars
And she cooks
She has two cars
A master
Yeah
He's comfortable
He's younger than her
He tells her how beautiful she is
And that's kind of what she feels
Like really like special about
They have a connection
He left his whole family
in the bay.
He had a wife and kids,
a six-year-old and a 14-year-old.
That is crazy.
He seems to have reset his life out here.
He has family out here,
and he's trying to, like, make something of himself.
And she's his person.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
But she's fine, like, she's like,
is this a red flag?
And if it is a red flag,
where do I find the guy that is not a red flag?
Where do I find the dude that is green flags all around?
Yeah.
The perfect guy.
Where'd you find your guy?
It's someone you knew, huh?
Yeah, mutual friends.
Yeah.
Friend of a friend.
Where'd you find your girl?
Mutual friends.
Yeah.
You too, right?
Mutual friends.
Wow.
They say there's like a whole little thing.
It might not be true,
but the person that you're meant to be with is already in your life.
Yeah, that you made them, but let's turn in age, right?
I forgot the age.
Instagram, but then we realized we had like mutual friends.
No, no, no, no.
No, you're not like a little.
Wait.
Exactly.
you're not like us.
What mutual friends do you have that are in their 20s, fool?
Dunno?
Duno.
Duno's homegirl.
I don't know.
A couple people.
Just like not like friend friends, but like mutual.
Like what kind of friends?
Huh?
Like what kind of friends?
Like just people that we both knew.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
I want to be like y'all so bad.
You met her on Instagram.
And it's okay to meet on Instagram.
I did.
I did say that.
But I just wanted to be more like y'all a little bit.
Because it's working out for y'all.
It's working out for you.
Yeah, you do.
I know, I know.
Don't be scared, bro.
Take these notes.
I want to keep it going.
I wrote a lot of notes.
All right.
It's writing notes.
All right.
Let's go to Mario and East L.A.
Online 3.
What's up, Mario?
Mario.
Hey, good morning, Brown Bag.
Good morning.
What would you tell our baby girl, Crystal?
First of all, you don't want to do no charity work.
You need to leave this guy ASAP.
There's red flags all over it.
Until you know what was the situation that got him to come over here.
to come over here to LA to, you need to put this dude to the side.
That's a huge red flag.
All he's going to do is just anchor your momentum.
He's not going to allow you to continue to progress the way that you've been.
And honestly, I don't think that it's smart to give this dude a chance without knowing the background story.
Yeah, she does say that she's asked, but she can't really get info on him.
And she's an open book and just is taking it as, I know, I'm really,
really open about my stuff and other people aren't.
Right. But maybe if this is someone that
like you're allowing in your home and like having
a relationship with, those are the kind of
conversations that for sure need to be had.
Like forget like oh, I don't want to talk about it.
Like it's too much for me. Like no, I need to know this stuff.
I need to know your car fast. He's already in her house.
Yeah. He's like I'm so upset. I want to talk about this.
Can we go out for some more ice cream boost?
Mario.
Babe, let's go.
Mario.
You feel so disoriented right now.
You drive?
What would, what would you tell her as like,
Where to find someone, if she's not dating this guy.
Honestly, if you want to find a guy that is in a similar situation with you as established, you know, has something to offer you, why not a church?
Church.
Why not a church?
You all go to church when you're in a similar situation?
Yeah, because honestly, when a dude is lost and all he has is just himself, the best next thing is to have a relationship with God, or at least try to have.
you know so that you can bring a clean slate you know into a new relationship but this dude he has a
lot of baggage right now that he needs to fix himself and he he doesn't even know what he's going to do
as far as his kids you know and when he doesn't have that figured out he's going to put you in the
middle of that and you might not like it because he might be wanting to go every weekend or every
other weekend and it might become too much you know the bay is a distance drive so yeah
The bay is a distant stride.
You know what's a short walk?
Your walk with God.
That's true.
Hey.
Two pairs of feet in the sand.
Yeah.
That part.
That's right.
No, it's one pair because God was holding you.
Oh.
Well, footprints in the sand.
You need to go look at.
All right.
All right.
Thank you, Mario.
Church?
I don't think she wants a guy that's lost.
Yeah.
You're like, when a guy is lost, he goes to God.
Yeah, she doesn't want the lost wolves.
I saw a group of church and there was a lot of dogs.
There was a lot of dogs.
She wants to meet.
Including yourself.
Her.
She doesn't have to meet somebody that's already, like, established then.
Yeah.
We don't know what she wants.
She's down for the cost.
She was trying to down to save this school.
She didn't just open the book.
Yeah, that's why.
Vic, you went to church recently?
I did.
Did you see a lot of value, like, I guess, high value men over there?
Just me and my dad.
I mean, I'm sure there was others, but, you know, just in my role.
You weren't checking.
You were in scope out of my room.
I was focused on God.
Yes, you should.
part.
You.
I hope we're not making fun.
No, we're not.
It was crazy real quick.
That was the first time me and my siblings and my dad went to church together.
I love it.
Since like 2005 probably.
Yeah.
Wow.
Because we were like a family family.
Wow.
I saw that.
And it was really beautiful.
Yeah.
Thank you.
It was for whose birthday?
For my dad's birthday.
Amazing.
Yeah.
I love it.
That's what you requested?
Yeah.
That's cool.
He's going through his own reset.
Mm-hmm.
But you see Vig's dad resetting?
How old is your dad?
52.
Hey.
Crystal.
All right.
She said she didn't want an older man.
No.
My dad has four cars.
No, no.
You were saying, hey, go to the dementia unit in the old folks old and then hang out there.
That's what you were saying.
No, no.
My dad has four cars and the house.
His own house.
Wow.
Oh, but she wants a young pup, all right?
No, she doesn't.
That's what she said.
What I'm saying is that's a good reset.
Like he's resetting his life.
He also has things that are his, you know, that he can take confidence in, you know?
Yes, but Crystal is saying that she wants younger.
No, she's nice.
You said that.
She never said that.
She said she likes this guy.
She said more 30s going to 40 and 40s going to 30.
Because of what you said.
She should be open to 50s.
Yeah.
52.
She probably is.
Yeah.
Does she like low riders?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, he is a low rider too?
He's dating.
He has a girl.
He has a girl.
Yeah, chill, chill, chill, chill.
We don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
Crystal, stay on the line.
Hey, Crystal.
Crystal
Yes
You don't be related
to brown guys
Is 52 too old?
Well, it's not too old
But one of the things for me
Is I am getting older
But I would like to know
That I'm possibly having a baby
Is in the cards for me
Oh
And it's a card on the table
Well I'm gonna tell you right now
My dad is like Maximo, he's clipped
He's clipped
Oh
Yeah so that's a good
That's a good like hey if you guys
If you're not looking for kids
or if you can't have kids,
stay away from Crystal's box.
Crystal's box wants to be fertilized, okay?
Yeah, it wants to be multiplied.
All right, yeah.
Let's go to Jorge and Pekoyama.
What's up, Jorge?
What's up, bro?
Hey, how's it been?
Jorge, amazing.
I saw Jorge at the Brownback Valentine's Live show.
He's like, I'm hungry for, oh, no,
Horee came here.
Yeah, he came here.
Yeah, I was like, Hone is super tight.
That's my guy.
All right, Jorge, what would you tell Christoima?
Oh, man, this is the TBA.
This is typical broke activity, man.
TBA.
TBA is awesome.
I like that.
I like it.
Typical.
Broke activity.
You're talking about the guy she's dating that's younger than her and is staying at her crib,
but like kind of like came here from the bay.
It doesn't really have anything to his name.
Left his kids back home.
Yeah, yeah.
He's just couch surfing right now.
He's just looking for somewhere to live.
And I think, I mean, yeah, he's a red flag, but let's talk about Crystal.
She's a red flag as well.
Whoa.
He's always checked with up.
Yeah, yeah, Galletian George, the two fresh there,
doesn't even know the kid's age,
his name, none of the information.
I mean, that's a big red flag as well.
She's already co-signing for a car.
Yeah.
We don't know that she's co-signing.
She is saying he's staying over.
But yeah, it seems like she really likes him
enough that you kind of can see where it's going.
You're right.
And it's like, girl, you need to learn some other stuff
about this guy before you literally let him in your crib like that.
Yeah, he's young.
That's why she got that.
a young D and she liked it.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
Young D.
The lowercase D.
Yeah, so, yeah.
Okay.
You can have a good day.
Okay, so wait, but you just said that they're red flags.
Do you have any advice for her?
Oh, yeah.
Don't go to church.
Don't meet a man at church.
A lot of us did that.
All the homies will go to church pick up a chick and we were the worst.
Oh, my God.
So where do we get the guys with no red flags?
The homie just set the playbook on fire.
He said, don't do that.
That's what we did.
It has to be organic.
It has to be organic.
It has to be organic.
It has to be organic.
Go to the farmer's market.
Yeah.
And they got money because eggs are expensive.
That's true.
She said that she has a dog.
Yeah.
Dog park.
Dog beach.
Dog park.
Oh, yeah.
True.
Meet other dog lovers.
Yeah.
Okay, I have a question.
Dog lovers.
If you have a dog and then your person has a dog,
are you like to their dog?
Or do you love their dog?
Do you have to love their dog?
Yeah, you have to love their dog.
You have to love their dog.
You have to love their dog.
Okay, that's crazy coming from you, Greg,
because you're saying like you have to love the kids.
A dog, but you don't even love your house kids.
She doesn't have a dog.
I know, but you're saying this about the dog more not the kids.
You're supposed to love both, but I love the dog more.
Yeah.
You're supposed to.
But let's say you have a dog that you love.
Like that's your pet, like your child, dog child.
Yeah.
And then you're the person you meet has their own dog.
Yeah, you're supposed to that's your step kid right there.
Jordan has two dogs.
I like them.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you don't have your own dog.
I don't.
So imagine Jordan didn't like your dog?
Like, ugh.
Oh, I would probably feel the way.
Yeah.
Can Jordan bring her dogs to your house?
No.
Both of them?
All right.
No.
So you don't love them.
We got Chris in San Fernando.
Chris.
What's up, Chris?
Go ahead and Chris.
What's up, Chris?
What's up?
Chris, talk to us.
What would you tell Crystal?
So she's in her 40s.
She's dating a younger guy right now.
She knows he has red flags.
But she's like, look, where do you find somebody that is worth it?
that doesn't have any red flags.
If I'm going to start dating again and not take this guy serious because, you know,
like he doesn't have his own job.
He doesn't have his own place.
He's couch surfing right now.
He's nine years younger than me, so probably like 31-ish.
And he had a family that he just got divorced from his wife and the kids are up in the bay.
He don't really, he's going to visit them for their birthday this weekend.
But it's kind of like, he may not be the best choice for her.
What would you tell her where to find the guy that, I guess, is worth it?
I mean, well, first of all,
she should just forget about the guy because I went through a similar situation.
I was married for 15 years and then I ended up leaving right I met this girl
everything was cool we kind of it was kind of similar thing after a couple weeks she
started kind of spending a night over and then I started noticing certain reflex about her
but I kept ignoring it because I thought okay you know I found somebody I don't need to look at
anymore.
But then little by little, her story started coming out about her situation with her ex.
Oh.
And things just started, like, getting a little, like, suspicious.
So I kind of stuck around for the same reason of, like, oh, maybe I can't find anybody else.
Mm-hmm.
But it just brings drama.
So I just, I suggest just forget about that guy.
And I know it's kind of scary to think that you might not find somebody.
But you just got to put yourself and put yourself out there and get out of your comfort zone.
Did this just happen to you?
Like just recently?
Sounds like it.
Well, I've been single for over a year.
Okay, Chris, did the girl, was the girl younger?
Three years younger than me.
I'm 36.
She's like 33.
Okay.
Was she hot?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Did you start kind of taking care of her, but then realized she still with her ex?
She was going through some, like, financial stuff, so I would kind of help her out a little bit.
You got played, my boy!
She was also...
You got played.
Yeah.
She was, like, fill up her tank and all and stuff like that.
Not like...
It's horrendous.
Boy, it adds up, bro.
That's crazy.
Hey, my radiator.
Broke.
Hey, I can't pay my phone.
like,
you got playing my boy?
Dejalo.
He's learning through it.
What happens?
Oh, my little baby.
Come on.
Okay, Chris.
Chris knows better now, though.
Yeah.
They better not try it now.
So then what was the situation with her ex?
Her ex was still in the picture or what?
Or still filling up her tank?
Well,
because when we first met,
she was separated for three years.
and that the divorce was in process.
But then I found out that it wasn't, like the divorce was,
yeah, there was nothing going on.
And the guy was trying to come back once he found out that she was talking to somebody else.
So where is she now?
She's back with him, huh?
Well, I don't know.
That was like three years ago.
Oh, Chris.
Okay, okay.
So it's time to get over.
Check her Facebook.
Chris, you said that you would like to take,
baby grow out.
Chris and Crystal.
Chris and Crystal.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Your soul.
All right.
But Chris,
like,
like I'm going to tell you right now
as your home girl,
big yourself up, bro.
Yeah,
yeah.
Yeah,
like confidence.
Yeah.
You know, man.
You sound like what you got going for you,
bro.
Like you got a career.
You got your own career.
How many cars?
Talk to us.
Talk to us.
Talk about the cars.
Talk to us.
Yeah.
I got kids too.
Okay.
All right.
But I got my own place.
That's right.
I got my own place.
Are you willing to have
more kids because she said that she's looking for someone that's like down yeah well i have three boys
and i always wanted a little girl let's go wow okay crystal's blushing so what i can't see her but i imagine
she is are you calm oh i hate drama like i like at work there we go i stay away from like really
interacting a lot of people because it's just i like to keep to myself okay more loyal and you're
36 you're younger all right how many how many pushups can you do how many pushups yeah
Probably 20
That's all good
Do you like home-cooked meals?
Oh yeah she cooks
Oh I left to cook
Oh you could
You're gonna work out
Alright alright alright
Okay so what's your best physical trait
What do people
What do girls are like oh my god Chris
You're so good at this
I really like your this
My eyes
Oh yeah
A little nice size over there
What's your red flag?
Dude, I don't know why
And I don't know why girls are jealous
In my eyelashes too
Oh, my eyelashes
Yeah
I know
What's your red flag?
Yeah, what's your red flag?
He sounds like my friend
Myriff flag?
Yeah
Yeah
Um
I post his sentence
I overthink things
Overthinker
Okay
Totally normal.
Yeah.
What's your sign?
What's your sign, brother?
I'm a Gemini.
Gemini.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And good company.
Kendrick Omar, two-clock.
Ice cube.
We won't say Kanye.
He sounds like a really good guy.
You leave him alone.
He doesn't sound like Umberto.
Yeah, chill, chill, chill, chill.
He sounds like you can be my friend.
Umberto's like, my favorite pastime is hanging out with my daughter.
My best physical trait.
I would have to say is everything.
My heart.
Yeah.
My heart.
My heart.
My personality.
I love to listen.
Yes.
I'll never prepare anything for you guys
Leave Umberto alone
He still has to go on a date
By the way
This is turning into the homie hookabline
I'm just saying it
Last week we helped
Who do we help the
With the two dates
That one food that I hate
Oh Jose
Hose
And by the way
Josue I don't
We haven't checked in with you
And the two young ladies
That you're in Jain
J and
I don't remember
Genis
Not Genis
No
Grecia
Grisia
Yes, yeah, Jay.
Yeah, we're going to take care of your day.
It's going to be really good time.
Shout out to our homie, pop-bye.
Yes.
You'll meet him soon.
Yes.
And the week before that was Mberto.
Yeah, the week before that was hungry.
Let's go to Philip in San Fernando.
Oh, San Fernando's checking in there.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
Someone said a lady with her own crib and cars in the San Fernando Valley said,
Rih Rih Rih.
San Fernando, yeah.
Hey, what's true?
Hey, Philip.
Felipe.
Hello?
What's up, Philip?
Philip.
What up?
Philip, talk to us.
What do you got to say to baby girl Crystal over there?
Man, Crystal, you need to leave him alone and just jump on my bike and we'll go up to up PCH.
Wow.
What bike?
A bicycle?
You have a bike?
Now I got a Harley.
Oh, big dog.
You got a Harley.
And you know what?
A guy that has a Harley, it just says a lot about your personality.
Like you are that guy.
I'm outgoing.
I'm fun to be with.
Yeah.
Hey, how old are you, fool?
I'm 46.
46.
46.
Piava Harley.
Talk to me about your dating life.
Talk to me what's going on over there.
I've been single for a year, you know.
And, you know, just looking for the right one.
Are you going to cry?
Yeah, why are you so sad?
No, I'm not going to cry.
Have you been dating?
It sounds like it?
I'm just right by Harley.
And then the wind is going to be.
gonna take my tears.
I'm trying to ride for love.
I'm just right off the sunset.
Yeah.
You can't cry on leather.
Just, can't cry on leather.
The leather's water resistant.
All right.
All right.
You've been single for a year.
Why have you been single for a year, bro?
It didn't.
It didn't work out.
It didn't work out.
Okay.
Why, bro?
Have you dated?
Was it you or her?
It was the communication.
Ah, so is that your red flag?
The communication, that's not good.
Yeah.
No, bueno.
What's your, what's your,
What's your best physical trait brother besides your Harley?
Well, I got my own car too, so.
Okay, your fleet of vehicles.
Fleet of transportation.
I got a, I got a staple job, you know.
Okay.
Do you have any kids?
How many push-ups?
That's feito?
I'm faithful.
No, no.
Feito.
He said I'm faithful, yeah.
Because I'm asking you your best physical trade and you said your car.
What's that?
Your best physical trait, bro.
Like in Tukary?
Yeah, what do people like?
What are they all saying?
Like, oh, my God, I love this about you.
I love your eyes.
I love your...
Oh, ladies.
My eyes, you know.
All right.
My lips.
My guys, you know.
Very convincing.
How many push-ups?
How many push-ups?
Everybody, everybody loves my bald head.
You're balling.
Oh, say that.
He's a cholo.
No, he's retired.
He's on the heart.
He's on the heart.
He's retired.
He's retired.
He's retired.
He's not.
Not in the San Francisco.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
I believe that one.
What's your homies call you?
What's that?
What are your homies call you?
Big Phil.
Big Phil.
Yeah.
It's always in his feelings crying.
Leave him alone, bro.
He could probably run you over with his heart.
But I like the confidence.
Like, hey, I like the confidence.
Like, hey, girl, let me take you down PCH.
Let me let you room and California dream in and all that stuff, right?
Hold me from behind.
Yep.
about the guy she's currently dating.
She's currently dating a younger guy.
You see this.
You see girls that are kind of falling for the younger dude,
but he don't have nothing going for him.
Right.
What would you tell her?
Well, right now he's just looking for a free load, a free ride, you know?
But, you know, I'm not looking for that free ride.
I'll treat you.
Wow.
Let's go.
This was insured by survival.
I love it.
Yeah, I'm not looking for a free ride.
Yeah.
That's changed your Bible.
All right.
So, Crystal, you can either go to church, Crystal.
Yeah.
I go to church.
I go to church and there ain't nobody there.
Oh.
Change your religion.
Change your religion.
All right.
Crystal, you can either go to church or take a chance on one of our two contestants.
We have our 36-year-old fool.
I forgot a name.
Sad boy.
Because Umberto delitre.
And sad boy.
Chris.
Chris.
Chris and Crystal.
36.
The ladies tell him he has nice eyes and they always say they're jealous of their eyelashes.
He's a Gemini.
He's an overthinker.
Yeah.
You know?
But he seems to have been through life, you know.
He's also been through.
He can connect with you on having someone freeload off of him, you know, and make him believe he was something when it wasn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's from the valley.
It's going to be a long drive.
Yeah.
Also, Stephena drives.
Our guy, our guy, Big Phil.
Big, he has a Harley and a car
and can take you on a ride
down PCH.
That's fine.
He did say communication with something that was like
in his marriage, but you know what?
He's a talker.
He's a talking to talk.
Yeah, something he's going to cry.
Yeah.
He's a nice bald head.
Nice bald head.
Yeah.
And he won't free load off you.
No.
Well, I think a question for them would be
I'm a white girl, so.
All right.
So I don't know.
I think the question for you is they're Mexican.
So what?
I have no problem with the Mexican.
Let's go.
Don't like white girls.
You're down for the brown.
I've never met a guy that says I don't like white girls.
They probably lied about it into the girls.
You ever heard of Snow Bunny?
Yeah.
Yeah, you are.
Whether they'll love you publicly is one thing, but they love you.
Right, Vic?
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
All right, let me ask him.
Hold on.
Hey, Big Phil.
He's in a viker.
Big Phil.
He loves white girl.
What, what up?
You cool with a white girl?
I'm cool with a white girl.
All right.
He's excited.
Hey, big Chris, big Chris.
Yo, yo.
You cool with a white girl?
I see no race.
Oh, bro.
I love him.
He's supposed to say I like him in all flavor.
It's not a color.
That's a berth.
You're supposed to start rapping Wu-Tang ice cream.
I don't see race.
I'm blind.
I'm so woke.
I thought that was so cute.
I thought that was so cute.
Crystal, crystal.
Crystal.
What's the, what are you thinking?
I don't see race.
Do I have to pay account when I just talked about them?
Wow.
I know I love it.
Letter.
Capture the flag.
All right, we're going to connect you all.
This is going to be an insane Dave and Buster's night out.
Yeah.
Because I hope he popped by from Dave and Busters.
He was like, hey, I'll help out the Jose and his girl.
I'll host them at Dave and Busters.
And over here, Crystal wants Dave M. Buster.
And you know what?
We're going to give it to her.
Okay.
We helped the home girl at least find two contestants that will maybe take her.
Oh, I have a question.
Hey, Phil, April, if you want this girl, you got to tell her she's beautiful.
That other, the young fool was telling her, like, oh, you're.
so hot and you're so beautiful, I can have five dollars.
You got to, you got to, like, you got to ris her up, okay?
I know you said communication was messed up in your marriage, but bro, you got to,
you got to bring it up, okay?
Another chance.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
Chris, hey, Chris, you got to, like, talk to her.
Like, she is heaven walking on earth, all right, Chris, because the other fools didn't.
And, like, that's why this new fool can, like, get in there and live at her crib and you take her cars
and all that.
You got to step in.
Right, Chris?
Yeah, for sure, for sure
Tell her something nice
Tell her how she sounds
Talk to me about how she sounds
How do you think she sounds
Well, I mean
Besides the fact that you sound like
You can be, you know, you're pretty
You kind of sound a little confident in yourself
You know what you're looking for
And you don't want to
You're just afraid to settle for
For this guy
All right, we're gonna work on
Yeah, bro.
That guy's great at 30-clock in church
God, Jesus
Seems like
It's the confidence.
It's the confidence.
Like, Greg, talk to her.
Like, Greg, talk to her.
Go ahead.
No, no, like, tell her how beautiful she is.
Hey, you know how beautiful you are, girl.
You know, like, I just, I just miss you and I love seeing your face so much.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, like, take a picture for me.
Send it to me.
You know, like, I just want to see your face, you know?
Like, good morning, beautiful.
How are you feeling today?
Wow.
That works.
That's it.
And that's how you get your single bombs that he doesn't take care of the kids.
It's true.
I'll change your ultimate tires.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
Let's go. Let's go.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Dodger season is upon us.
They're doing their spring training right now.
I've seen a bunch of people like trip out over Shohei Otani.
I think Freddie Freeman did a home run over the weekend.
Yeah, Shohei, too, he made a home run on his first at bat.
Let's go.
Wow.
That's just setting up.
That's like the preview of what the Dodger season is to come.
I'm so excited.
One thing, though, too, that we always look for.
forward to is the walkout songs for or walk is walk up right walk up walk up songs for the players and over
the weekend kike herrandez actually was on a zoom and he said his walk up song is one that he stumbled
upon he didn't know that this was part of a song it's an el alpha record yes la leche materna oh oh wow
eternal milk yeah that's wild it's at el alpha so what i know it's more pages yeah but he was saying
that towards the end of the song it sounds like
this.
So that's gonna be his walk-up song.
That is so fire.
Especially in a stadium setting.
Yeah.
Like that just hits different.
I can already hear it.
And that's his name.
And it's not tight.
It's like it's for him.
It's meant for him.
Who would have known?
Who would have thought?
Al-a of all people.
And then he also mentioned how he was thinking
maybe two other songs because you could pick.
you can kind of shuffle through them.
Oh, you could.
That two other songs off of Bad Bunny's album,
maybe Eyo and I'm going to get that might be the ones that are up on the plate.
I do think a lot of Bad Bunny might be throughout this season.
And granted, like, I know that there's, like, show he's on there.
He had a Lupe Fiasco.
Show goes on.
Show goes on.
I'm wondering if there's any more show type of songs.
That would be his walk-up song.
Every time I show out.
Every time I go out.
You know I got a show out.
Yeah.
That's dope.
The weekend and future have a new song called Enjoy the Show.
So maybe they continue that.
Show me love.
Oh, you got to show me.
Oh, no.
They do that.
The Wrightville Pavilion will get way too crazy.
I like that.
Show, hey.
You show love.
Brits and promises.
Oh, my God.
I want to hear that now.
I want to hear that now.
Tide again.
My love and get to nowhere.
Nowhere.
Oh, my dad.
What I need is somebody who really can.
Give me my chelada right now.
Yeah.
All the things are going to go.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to turn to the Santa Feet Springs swat me real quick.
I love it.
And I low-key hope.
Freddie Freeman always has amazing walk-up songs.
And then I think they said that.
his son always chimes in
Oh yeah, yeah, he helps them
to pick.
This one I feel like is iconic, though.
Please don't stop this one.
Yes.
Yes.
Ready Freeman.
Eddie Freeman.
Mbp.
Bro, please keep that.
Please keep it.
That is iconic.
But, you know,
I don't know if it's going to be him.
I feel maybe mooky.
Somebody's going to use something off of G&X.
Oh, Dodger Blue.
Oh, Dodger Blum.
TV off.
Yeah.
Stiller was talking about
Piccaboo
Ben Stiller was on the red carpet
yesterday for
Is it Oscars?
Yeah
Oscars.
They were asking him like
Hey we have like a post
Oscars playlist
Who do you want on the
On the playlist?
Ben Stiller was like
Squabble up
Kendrick Lamar
And I was like that
That's so tight
That he would do that
Yes TV off
Just that those four bars
Yeah
Crazy scary scary spooky
hilarious
Crazy
Crazy like a club
And it's the OSC
Yeah
Kind of pretty much
Hey
Yeah I was kind of
I'm not going to lie.
I was kind of upset we resigned him.
Yeah.
Because I have to sit through Dodger again.
I like it though because Jordan,
Vig's girl is like open by like, wow,
Teos God.
And then Vicks like,
what's his name again?
I'm just like, stop.
She can't even say it.
He can't even say yet.
He's batting again.
He's batting.
So you two will never go to Puerto Rico or like Dominican Republic together?
No.
Leaving our home.
She's got work to do.
Exactly.
Yeah, I do foresee some Kendrick because even when like
that and all like good stuff that was playing
that was throughout so for sure
for sure. I'm excited for Dodger season and I really want
someone, hey translate this to
freaking Shohei please you show me love.
It's gonna go crazy. That's way better. I was thinking
shoulder lean. That's my belly
yeah, no. No, the Michalada
sales will skyrocket. Oh yeah.
He said that place.
Connected like I'm
Rosecrans. Roast cranes.
Roast cranes. Word on Rosecrans.
The word is, all right, guys, I'm about to say a sentence that sounds completely made up,
but it's 100% fact.
Okay.
All right.
The rock made John Sina turn evil and he beat up Cody Rhodes with the Rolex watch and made him bleed as Travis Scott watched.
Then Travis slapped Cody too.
Wait, what?
I am confused.
And the dish ran away with a spooner.
All right.
I saw you guys tripping balls over this over there.
Yeah.
Well, good for that.
I want to tell you.
I don't have maximal cat anymore.
I heard you guys sniping balls.
But as a non-spectator in this point, I spectate the spectators.
I see what you guys do.
I did not know that John Sina was not already a bad guy.
No, he's always, no, he's ever been a bad guy.
So a heel is a bad guy in wrestling.
Yes, exactly.
So, yeah, so John Sina Turned heel, which is a wrestling term for becoming the bad guy.
And it was the first.
time since 2004 that he's been a bad guy.
So it was a complete shock to everyone.
So he was a bad guy before.
He was a bad guy one time.
One time.
Very, very short period of time.
And it's been 21 years since that.
Okay.
And so everybody's been used to him being great, Super Sina.
He'll come up and just be nice.
He does the most make a wish kids.
He's done the most ever.
He's going to stop doing that?
In history.
Maybe because it's, when you're a villain, you can't do that stuff.
And the kids, you know, they're just looking at him like.
They don't.
They want the hero, not the villain.
All right, Cody Rhodes, good guy or a bad guy?
He's a good guy.
He's the ultimate good guy.
Why?
Because he looks like a bad guy.
He looks like Draco Malfoy's dad.
Yeah, I thought he was bad.
No, no, he's a good guy.
He's a baby face.
It's a platinum blonde hair.
That just, I'm like, I don't know.
For sure.
And also, like, he comes from like a wrestling family.
Yeah.
So all his family?
Everyone in his family has been like wrestling legends.
Like who?
His dad.
Dusty roads.
Dusty roads.
Rocky roads.
His brother, Dustin Rhodes, gold dust.
Yeah.
So he was, you know, he's defeated villains.
He's defeated Roman Raines.
He also took on the Rock last year.
Oh, I thought that was the same person.
So Cody Rhodes and Roman Rains.
Different.
Roman Rains used to be a good guy too.
And then he turned heel.
All right.
Where's that one fool's son, Ray Mysterio's son?
He's the ultimate heel.
Yeah.
He's like the best heel.
I like him.
Even when he was in here, he was like a jerk to all of us.
Yeah.
No, he's cool.
No, yeah.
But his dad wasn't there.
Wendino.
Daddy was there.
But the craziest thing about this situation, too, is like Travis Scott came out, introduced the rock.
Yeah.
And him, you know, being in the ring and almost creating like this trio of villains.
Yeah.
Was wild.
So the rock is bad.
The rock is the final boss.
He's ultimate bad guy.
Ultimate bad guy.
Bowser of bad guy.
Yeah.
Like his pants.
Okay.
When did he turn bad?
Or he's always been bad.
He's teeter the line.
He's just the rock.
Yeah.
at this point, but he turned really bad when he returned to the WWE.
He wanted to face his cousin, Roman Raines, who's like another big wrestler.
The Samoan family.
Yes.
The bloodline.
So he wanted to face him in WrestleMania, but because Cody Rhodes has so many fans, they all were like,
we don't want to see the Rock versus Roman Reigns.
We want to see Cody Rhodes.
So he's had a grudge against him ever since.
They wanted him to finish his story.
Ladies, do you see how these guys are keeping up with the wrestling?
Yeah.
Don't let them forget your birthday or anniversary.
Serio.
Because they are, they know time lines.
They know 26 years.
They know 2004.
Yeah, but my girls never suplexed anybody.
You don't know.
You got punched in face by Travis Scott.
Yeah, she's not the tribal chief.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, I have questions.
Can I ask them?
Yeah.
So I saw the clip.
There's a clip happening where it seems like John Cena is there for the guy with
platinum hair.
Oh, yeah.
Rhodes.
Okay, perfect.
Yeah.
All right.
And it's on our Instagram, probably morning 106.
I don't think you're.
Yeah.
So that's when they hug each other.
Oh, okay.
They were hugging each other.
Let me just explain the clip.
Yeah, that's when you.
I was waiting for something.
So they love each other.
They were, they were friends.
Yeah, they were good friends, you know what I'm saying?
And that's when they hugged each other because.
John Cena and?
Cody Rhodes.
Okay.
So this, how I'm thinking.
Cody Rose, John Cena, they're homies, right?
And then Cody Rose is like, hey, bro, come with me.
I'm going to go talk smack to the Rock.
Who's the bad guy, all right?
I'm going to go tell them off.
you're going to have my back.
John Cena's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're both good guys, yeah.
Exactly.
And then the rock gives John Cena a look.
Yeah.
And he slid his throw.
He's like, mm.
Yeah.
Because John Cena was hugging cordial.
Yes, yeah.
And then John Cena gave him a look and then I rocked it.
Yeah, the rock gave him a look.
Then John Cena, his face, his whole face changed.
Yeah.
He gave him the maximo.
He clipped his.
Yes.
And then from there, that's when he turned heel.
He kicked him in the nards.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
In the Maximos.
In the Maximos.
And he fell over and everybody lost their mind.
I have a clip of this too.
That was the announcer, Michael Cole, and the whole crowd.
Victor, I can just explain it.
What?
All you're adding is,
you gotta hear the roar.
That's called the pop.
It's not like the other one.
No, it's called the pop.
No, you should have got the part where Cody Role says A-Rock F-U.
He said that.
He says that.
We can't say it on radio, but yes.
Yeah, we could have got that one.
Blip it.
And then he hugged John T.
and yeah yeah and then johnsina and then Travis Scott was smoking and then play that audio
yeah oh wow oh yeah and wait Travis Scott punched him right what happened yeah yeah how to sound
john Cena grabbed the bell and then hit Cody row and how's that sound I'm out of audio
okay but um so the whole you know the whole world was like an uproar about this um and after the show
John Cena was scheduled to do a press conference,
but he walked in, grabbed the mic,
dropped it, then walked away.
So he didn't say a word to anybody.
Yeah, it was super dramatic.
Everybody's like,
damn, what is he going to say?
Well, I think in that whole moment,
one of the best parts
was when Travis Scott, like, joined in punching Cody Rhodes.
Oh, he slapped.
And he, like, you know, wrestling, obviously,
it's real, but there's technique, right?
There's a way to sell it.
So there's a way to like.
It's a way to like.
That's a makeup brush line, really.
No, it's like a, it's like a, like you punch somebody and you really punch them, but there's a way of selling it to make it seem exaggerated.
So you really punch them, but not, but not really.
Yeah.
So like if you punch me.
Like you kind of stop a little bit before you punch them, but they act like you punch them.
Travis Scott really hit them.
No, no, no, no.
They actually hit them.
No, no, no, no.
You exaggerate the impact of the.
You exaggerate the impact.
Yes.
So like saying you act like it hurts me more.
Yeah.
You slap my face.
I'm going to move my hand with your face.
No, no, I like kind of go towards it and then you like, you even move.
You're exaggerate.
But I don't really hit you.
The word is exaggerate.
Gotcha.
It's like if I give like Maxima a little shove and then you fall.
He goes all the way to the floor.
You really did it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like that.
Exactly.
But Travis Scott actually hit him in the face like full power.
Oh, because he thought wrestling was real.
He went off script.
He went off script, I think.
It was, it was wild.
Yep.
But script's like in acting?
Yeah, right?
For all you guys, I love, love, um, love wrestling.
I get it.
I love reality TV too.
Understanding that some things are just put in play and then.
Predetermined outcomes.
Yeah, pre.
So they could tell who's going to win already?
Yeah, they know.
Yeah, they know.
Unless somebody gets hurt or something.
But other than that, they know.
It's a storyline.
Storylines following.
Yeah.
So we get it.
Like, if a girl talks smack about liking wrestling,
just smack about her liking the Kardashians.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yep.
So, John Cena went to.
Like that one time Chloe's fake slap Kim, or was that real?
That was pretty real, honestly.
Don't you hit me.
So everybody was like, wanted to hear from John Cena, obviously.
So he went to Twitter and tweeted a cryptic message.
He said, have the discipline to do what needs to be done, especially when you don't feel like it.
So everybody's like, what do you mean by that?
Yeah, what does that mean?
Then he went on Instagram and posted.
Is John Cena cringe to you guys too or just to me?
It's just weird to me because he's this good guy all of a sudden, like, when he's about to leave wrestling, he turns he'll retire.
He's retiring.
He's a, he's a bad guy.
And it's like, you could have done that years ago.
You're using your last year to be mean to be a villain, right?
But he said he's conflicted, you guys, because he said, especially when you don't want to.
He's got to turn back.
But then he went to Instagram and he posted a photo of Harvey Dent from Batman, the Dark Night.
And he has that iconic quote that says you either you either die a hero or you either die a hero or you
live long enough to watch yourself become the villain.
Oh, I know that.
Far.
Yeah.
I got Metro Boomin's other.
That was from that.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Mm.
Yeah.
And the Rhodes dude, the all-around good guy.
Did he say anything?
The Rhodes dude.
He was just bleeding.
Oh.
Poor thing.
Because it might have been not his night, right?
No.
Yeah.
It was all bad.
Yeah, he was bleeding.
He didn't have anything to say.
Everybody's just, like, feeling sympathy for him, obviously.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then on the sidelines, Drake was there.
It was in Toronto.
Drake was there to watch old things since it was in Toronto,
who has also gone through the living long enough to watch himself become a villain.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How that sounded like?
Yeah.
Okay.
How is that?
How did it sound in Drake?
Oh.
That's the sound he made.
When Drake did his little pume pumes to the camera?
Yeah.
He was being cringed as well.
No, he wasn't.
Shout out Logan.
Yeah.
Shout out to Logan Paul writing OVO.
Yeah.
You're in his company.
Shout to him.
So speaking of Drake, some people said some wild things at the Oscars and I'm going to play them for you.
Okay, I know you're going to do that.
I hate two and three times.
I'm sorry.
It's just a thing that I do, but I didn't want to move on real quick from the Drake being at the WWE at the Raw.
It seems like he didn't like wrestling because I think what was happening was Little Yadi loves wrestling.
Yes.
And Little Yachti brought Drake and I guess there was some type of tweet or comment where Drake says I'm sold like an at Little Yacht.
And Little Yadi is like, I told you, W.W.E. is the best.
So I guess Little Yadi has converted Drake into liking wrestling.
And so I feel like this is going to be Drake's new venture.
Like, hey, I tried these guys.
I tried those guys.
I tried the meet Chapo-Raeiard.
Those fools.
And now I'm going to be in wrestling.
Are you guys ready?
He better get in the ring.
He probably will.
And Loki even Travis Scott being there, I'm not even too sure how their relationship is faring out
because there's been some type of like.
Like, Travis Scott was there at the Rolling Loud stage when they were previewing like that.
And was like, play my favorite song, Metro, or whatever.
Yeah.
Even before it got released.
And even Logan writing OVO on the, on like the glass, it could be like a little sign of like maybe Drake interfering.
Drake's making his into a light down the line.
And if anyone knows how to act.
Drake, Drake.
He's been an actor.
Yeah.
Do you think he's coming in as a heel or like a baby face?
Baby face.
No, I think he would try to be a heel.
I think he would.
No, but I don't think he likes being a heel.
He doesn't like me.
He hates being a heel.
He better go one-on-one versus The Undertaker.
Yeah.
No, he'd go against Bad Bunny.
What's his...
That would be cool.
Bad Bunny will smoke him.
Just get ready, guys, for Drake in WWE,
because that's just kind of what I'm seeing the play being like.
I see it too.
And how you guys feel about someone that didn't even care about WWE
before he lost all his everything,
all his credibility and, like, fanship and all that.
No, the fans are still there.
Yeah.
In like rap, rap and it's like, hey, you guys over there.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'll be over.
And proves it.
Like, because that's the thing is like, you can earn it.
You win people over by getting in the ring.
Snoop Dogg has done it before.
Also, you see people like Logan Paul where he was a streamer and like an online personality.
Yeah.
And then seeing him translating to the ring and actually being really good.
Yeah, he's actually really good.
Yeah.
He's really good.
Because Loki, like, the MIS was a reality TV star before and has made a career
on WWE stage, you know?
What if Drake is that next one, y'all?
Like that next WWE superstar
and he hits you with his finisher,
BBL Grizzie, butt in your face.
He better be careful with those abs.
He's thinking of the rickshed the rickish?
Yeah.
He's the thing face.
Oh, God.
Yeah, he better be careful with the abs, you know.
But just picture this.
Picture world.
I see, it might happen.
It might happen.
I can see Drake is part of the bloodline.
The next Paul Heyman.
A manager?
Like speaking for people?
I'd be really cool.
That would be actually kind of cool.
That would be sick.
All right.
So like I said,
so some people said some wild things at the Oscars.
Conan O'Brien was one of them.
Yeah, well, he was the host.
Yeah, and he took a shot at Drake
and the crowd aided up.
Well, we're halfway through the show,
which means it's time for Kendrick Lamar to come out
and call Drake a pedophile.
Oh, my gosh.
Was that a Drake job or a jab at Kendrick?
I think both.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a jab.
at like the whole scenario.
At the whole situation.
Yeah.
Either way the crowd ate it up, they loved it,
which I thought was just hilarious to do it, especially at that moment.
You're right.
Old people with their old people jokes.
Yeah, I mean.
Get out of here with that, bro.
I feel like that age range of like Conan and all that.
When they see like rap beefs, they're just like, ah.
There we go.
Are we cool now?
Yeah, Drake.
Woo!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's how he sounds.
He was waiting for that moment.
Ha, ha.
Laugh at me.
I'm an old guy.
I don't hate him.
But like it's one, like this goes to like the bubble of like how we and like we know about it.
For sure.
Yeah.
Been knowing about it for a year.
Again, they probably got hip to it.
Some Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Because you'd be surprised like just what Super Bowl does.
And I think to us, because it's already a part of our lifestyle to watch the Super Bowl.
It's other people's lifestyle too.
It's like a Venn diagram of like what they might not be entrenched in what we know.
But that kind of brings them in the loop.
100% so they're figuring out the not like us stuff.
And now they feel like, hey, we're in guys.
Yeah, a lot of people were like, wait a minute, Kendrick and Drake don't like each other?
Yeah.
Why did Kendrick walk around like, say Drake?
This is that hibbitty hop that you're not friends anymore?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can tap my foot to this one.
Yeah.
Or they didn't get like the reference of Serena Siwaki.
Yeah.
They don't get all that.
But now they're getting hit to and they're like, oh my God, I can't wait to use this one.
They're like, mustard.
Yeah.
I love it.
You like mustard.
Whop, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop.
Why are you so in character?
Yeah, that sounds.
Speaking of old people,
Robert De Niro went on stage and just a couple words to say about President Donald Trump.
I'm going to say one thing.
Trump.
Simple man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That was like the wrestling cheers.
Basically, he cut a wrestling promo on Trump.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, so he didn't hate him, though.
Yeah.
He finds any moment.
Trump is his off for real for real.
He's like, I hated that fool when it was back in the day.
I hate him now.
I hate him as our president.
I hated him as like the dude that sold stakes before and had that gold hotel.
Like, he hates.
He finds any moment he gets to talk.
That's the first thing he says.
No, for sure.
He's done speeches about it.
Like that food.
If anyone is like on Trump's like, hey, please watch out for this guy.
It's that guy.
And you don't want Robert De Niro to be your op.
I mean, I know.
like he's played a lot of
gangsting roles.
You know what I'm saying?
And I don't know if any of them rubbed up on.
There's some gangster in them for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
Don't feel like acting sometimes.
No, at all.
At all.
I love Robert De Niro, man.
He says it.
I thought it, but he said it.
Old people gone wild these.
Said you at the Oscars?
Hey, he's like John Cena.
I'm about to retire.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm going to say what it is.
What I will say, too, is that when he said that,
they pan to the crowd.
And then there was a lot of people cheering.
Standing ovation.
I feel like all those people that got like the camera pointed at him are just like now on Trump's list.
Oh, yeah.
If he has like that he doesn't like people, he's like, oh, yeah.
I'm surprised.
And see, this is how I know Roberts and heroes are a real deal because other people would have mentioned him or said something or snub them or don't like him.
And here he's going to be like, Taylor, show he sucks.
I hate her or whatever.
I appreciate somebody else more.
He'll say, he don't say nothing about Robert Jr.
Actually, yeah, he doesn't.
He stays quiet about that man.
He's seen all the movies just like me.
Yeah, that's amazing.
made man right there.
He knows the Italians.
Exactly, yeah.
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Sambra Sala with Angie.
All right?
So the Oscars happened this past weekend, right, guys?
Angie, I love all the clothes you're wearing that we got yesterday at the Lakers Clippers
game outside in the Toyota activation.
She's all.
Angie is wearing Toyota Racing.
Wait, no, no, lift you leg up.
Toyota Racing Development.
She is a Dioder.
She has TRD.
Because there was a Tacoma TRD out there.
It was tight.
I couldn't get it.
That thing was taller than me to like get up.
That was that TRD pro.
Is that the shirt that she has on?
And what's the shirt?
No, she went on the Land Cruiser shirt.
Loser.
Baby girl.
And I'm using my phone stand that I got at the Laker game too.
Where'd you get that one?
We were playing hoops.
Yeah.
I was playing loops too.
I didn't get in it.
Oh, like before it.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
You didn't get her one?
Dan, that's super tired.
Did you get one?
No.
You didn't get, oh, no, he got pins.
I got the pins.
Oh, the pins were tight.
No, bro.
Okay, so they set up like a fan area.
Outside, right?
Outside of LA Live.
Super tight.
And you could shoot basketball hoops.
You could take a photo with the in-season tournament trophy.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, you're right.
You could pretend do the skills.
Well, you could do the skills challenge.
It's not the actual one that happens during halftime, but the Toyota Skills Challenge.
Where you shoot hoops and, like, try to do a three-point or all of that.
Yeah.
It was really tight.
And then you could check out the cars that Toyota has
Tacoma was on the scene.
And Meadow World Peace was there saying what's up?
Nice.
Yeah. Meta World Peace and Jen know each other.
It was really weird.
Yeah.
Jen was like, hey, oh, my God.
And then Meadow's like, what's up?
And then she went to go say hi to him.
And I was like, whoa.
Yeah.
I hope he didn't meta her world peace.
Her world peace?
I don't know.
It'd be crazy because Jen is a little thing.
Anyway, out of all the things,
You know what I'm going to be in the palace.
All right.
Well, speaking of, throwing it everywhere.
So when I went in there, I'm like, where's Vic?
Guess where Vic was?
With Meta World Peace.
No, fool.
He's in line to get a picture signed from the Laker Girls.
Why?
And then he's like, can you make it out to my son, Victor?
He's a big fan.
He didn't say.
Didn't say Little Vig?
He has never called Little Vick, Victor.
Hey, what can I say?
Did you give it to him?
No.
What?
Did you give it to him?
What?
It was for him.
Yeah, it was for him.
Oh, yeah.
He definitely will.
He kept it.
I definitely will give it to him.
Yes.
I forgot what you're talking about.
And what's crazy is that afterwards?
You were all nervous.
Uh, yeah.
The Laker girls.
He couldn't talk or anything.
I'm like, why are you so nervous?
We were all checking out.
Andrew was in love with.
their cargo pants that they were oh yeah i'm like damn i want those cargo pants so bad but anyway
you look great shout out troyd shout at the lakers shout at the keeper shout out shout out shout out
shout out um lucca shout yeah shout ste bomber walking around shout out lucca shout out uh
uh labron james shout out my t-shirt ronnie was killing it too don't be mad brownie was practicing
so yeah he was in the beating yeah he was practicing oh yeah yeah it was funny because all the lakers
right so you go out and you practice and you're shooting at the basket right and i see brony
shoot and then other Lakers shot at the same time and kind of like kicked his ball out.
You could tell that he got like, he was like, oh.
Like, he wanted to see if it went in there.
Yeah.
But I think there's no rhyme or reason or like they're just shooting.
Yeah.
But literally I saw him shoot and wanted to go in and then another ball just hitting.
He's like, man.
I was really looking forward to see Brani play, but me and him played the same amount
of minutes.
So it was like.
Yeah.
You leave him alone.
You leave that.
No, I wanted to see him play.
Okay.
But while we were at the Laker Games,
there was a whole award show going on it.
It was, yes.
And it was the Oscars,
and I kept scrolling.
And guess what Hallie Berry.
Hallie Berry did?
What?
She went on and she kissed Adrian Brody
like 20 years later.
So if you guys don't remember,
like 22 years ago,
like Adrian Brody and Hallie
they were up on stage.
Who was Adrian Brody?
He's an actor.
He's done.
From...
Where's it from one movie,
he's done a lot of movies.
I think I know him from the
pianist, but I've never seen that movie.
Yeah, he's the pianist.
Yeah.
But for real, he's the most pee.
Yeah.
He has a very distinctive nose.
Yes, he does.
He's been Brutalus, detached man, King Kong.
Brutalus is the one that he was up there for her.
But which one did he play with her?
You know what?
That's a good question.
Was he on Swordfish?
I don't think he was on Swordfish.
I think they were presenting.
He was a presenter.
Oh, okay.
At that time, we were together.
Yeah, no.
And then he pulled up to the stage and just straight, kissed Halliberry
He kissed Halliberry on the stage.
No, no, no.
They was like 22 years ago.
That's how it was like a revenge thing because he was with his wife.
Yeah, crazy.
The Oscars yesterday.
Yes.
And at the time that he did that to her, she was dating someone.
Eric Bonae probably.
Yes, and he was in the crowd.
Yeah.
So him doing that to her made her situation awkward because she didn't know that was happening.
Well, Eric Bonaic cheating made her situation awkward.
I learned that from JZ.
Never go Eric Bonae.
and let the baddest get away.
You never go out of good name.
That's a good bar.
And, yeah, I mean, I think anyone would give Halliberry a pass, right?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, she walked up to me like that.
No, but the fact that she did it at the red carpet, I get it.
Like, it happened 20 years ago, and Hallie Berry, she's trying to get back at Adrian Brody, right?
But the fact that it's, like, at the red carpet, Adrian is, like, with his wife,
Hallie Berry runs up on Adrian and she looks, like, hugs him, looks back at Georgina at the wife.
And she's like, I'm sorry, I got to do this.
and she goes on and she makes out
pretty much makes out with her.
It was like a kiss, like a deep intimate.
A very, very passionate.
Passionate, there we go.
Like an actor's kiss.
It was an actor's kiss.
Yeah.
And they call it like a friendly kiss,
but it's like, dude, you did that?
Like, ride in front of his wife.
His wife probably was like, that's cold.
And she was like, cool with this.
She was like, ah ha ha, so cute.
This is crazy.
It's like, yeah, I get the reference.
Yes.
Regardless or not, it's still like you're doing that in front of your girl.
And I thought Hallie Berry, she was a single, but she's not.
Yeah, she has a man.
She has a man.
And they've asked her like, gay, where is seeing?
She's like, he's at home.
This is like, they're actors.
This is like acting culture that we won't get.
I don't understand.
Even remember that other story?
We're not going to get it.
Nicole Kidman.
Yeah, Nicole Kidman that would owe at work.
At work all the time.
I'm tired of it.
Oh, like that.
Check in, check out.
It's an acting thing, like, where they understand, like, what they do.
Because I'm sure him and his role.
roles has had to kiss other people in acting.
But also,
and then she has as well.
There's been so many instances where people end up with their co-stars.
Like being a full-on marriage and then they just end up with their co-stars.
Angelina Jolie.
Yeah.
Even like, yeah, there's plenty.
Like, it happens all the time.
When it happened the first time when they were on stage.
Yeah.
Did it seem like Hallie wasn't in on it?
No, she played in with it really well.
I thought it was, like the first one.
Like the first time, to me, she didn't look at shocked.
Like she went in and she went along with them.
So it was just something they did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I thought it was like acted out.
Supposedly it caught her by surprise.
Mm-hmm.
The original kiss.
Okay.
The first one.
So that definitely could not happen nowadays.
And it shouldn't have happened back then if it was not consensual or she didn't ask for it.
That's a lookie S-A on screen.
For sure.
Right.
Right in front of you.
But, and she may have played, again, acting culture.
So that's why it always trips me out.
Like acting culture, sometimes like even when stories.
arise. We don't know how much of it is part of the
culture, how much of it
is like boundaries. And then maybe
that's why people can get away with certain. Maybe.
But not to make him, pianist.
Yeah, when he won. Oh, yeah. Okay, got it.
Okay. But not to make it super
serious, however. So he did that
to her on stage. She surprised her would have kissed on
stage. So then she saw him on the red carpet
22 years later with his wife
and she was like, hey, come over here, bro.
Gotta get you back. And actually
they interviewed her and she talked about it. Okay,
listen. You been dying to play
him back for 22 years.
Now I got a chance to pay him back on his big night.
It's all love, though. It's all love.
And where's your man tonight?
I'm married to the kids tonight.
He is holding it down tonight.
Sometimes you got to do what you've got to do for the family.
Her man's at home?
I don't know what that meant.
For the family.
I don't know what that means.
Can I use that excuse?
No, actually you can.
Sometimes I got to do what I got to do for the family.
Actually, you have. Actually, you have.
Her man was at home with the kids?
What?
They said her man.
was at home with the kids?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
He's not going to let her go out anymore.
I'm walking out the front door.
I don't know.
Well, that's what I let you say.
Like,
acting culture.
Yeah,
I know how much of it is like the part of that.
Was that a slide?
Was that like a live skit?
It's all entertainment, baby, right?
Well, imagine she goes home and it's like,
and he's mad and she's,
you're going to get mad over that little kiss.
Oh, you're so insecure.
Yeah.
You should have seen the un-scene that I had.
You should have a monster's ball.
Okay, yeah.
Facts.
All right, Hallie.
I don't know how much.
many times, you know, she's like, lost her man, but it's been a lot.
We don't know that.
We don't know that.
We don't know that.
I have questions.
Chill, because they have criticized her saying, like, oh, she can't keep a man.
And you know what she said?
What?
What makes you think I want to keep him?
Yeah.
Because she wants to get on a guy.
She's like, you know.
She wants to get a kid.
Every girl that's lost a guy has always said that.
What makes you think I want to keep them?
Every guy that has lost a girl has said the same thing.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Like, you're all sad over baby girl and the other girl and then the one that you're about to go hiking
with and all of that, right?
Yeah.
But you're sad?
No, they wish they could keep me.
Oh, that's what they want.
Catch me if you can.
Okay, Lee.
Yeah, what if Hallie Berry is just like the female Mark Anthony?
True.
Yeah, and you guys give me props.
Come on.
Do I give Mark Anthony?
Yes, you do.
Oh, my God, all the time.
I don't know.
Shout out Mark Anthony.
See? And shout at Hallie Berry.
Yeah, let her be.
And if you ever see me, Hallie was with you?
Yeah.
If you ever see me in the streets of my girl and I want to
to pretend I won the Oscar.
You know?
This is you, Tilly.
Give me back for something I've never done.
Maximine has the same nose.
Yeah, I do.
Oh, my God.
It's just brown.
All right.
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