Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 411 Out Scam a Scammer | Brown Bag Mornings (03/04/25)
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Maximo, did you see the video I took of you yesterday?
Yes, I did.
Where did you take a video of him?
I was walking like a penguin.
He's walking like a penguin down the hall, dude.
I could not.
Like, I felt so bad.
But at the same time, I was like, I have to document this.
This is so funny.
No, it's great documentation.
Thank you.
Right, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't know you were a documentary.
I need to see this video.
Can we post it around my memories?
Yeah, let's post it around the morning.
Yeah.
He's walking down the hallway, like, swang in side to side.
There's pain in me, all right?
How has life been just like,
since like post surgery post up it's been all right they said that obviously everyone
recovers differently yeah mine's taking a little bit longer to recover okay so yeah it's
is it because they're like are they enlarged or what it was yeah like flamed up or
inflamed there you go yes all right they are swollen but what is only what do you have to sleep
with like the peas still no no you have to like sleep on your stomach or something or
That's weird.
I don't know.
I don't think anything is going to cause me to steal on my stomach.
How about you?
How about you?
No, no, I just...
Legs up on your stomach?
Legs right, yo, hold on.
Face down.
No mind.
All right, never mind.
It was wild.
Oh, man.
But then I saw Greg, like, walking in, like, he's just as hurt.
What happened to you?
I was like, yesterday I was like, I'm going to start my gym journey again.
and I thought I had it still
and I walked in and I was like
never doing that ever again in my life
so I don't know if I'm more than today
You went too hard
I went too hard at the gym yesterday
for the first day
I thought I still had it
I was like I still got that big dog of me
But I'm a little dog
How long has it been since you haven't been
Probably like two months
Yeah it's been like two months
Yeah I know that feeling
Yeah that's terrible
While you're there you feel good
You know I'm invincible
I'm invincible
This morning I'm like
I regret that so much
But yeah I got that
Yeah.
Damn.
So you're sore now, so you probably won't hit the gym for a couple days.
My body's just tired.
Like, I don't know.
Like, it's more of that.
Like, not the soreness.
It's like, yeah, like the gym just tired me out.
It's not going out seven days a week.
No, I wasn't, I wasn't out last night.
And I did get invited, but I said no because I had work in the morning.
There is.
Yeah.
Progress.
Yeah.
I was like, no, I have to work.
So there we go.
March, Greg is way different than February.
There we go.
There we go.
February, Greg.
Yeah, I would have been out.
It would have been outside.
Oh, no, Greg.
Greg.
Scrolling with Tommy.
Romy Gregorio.
All right, you guys, I have to bring this up because my Uber driver might be the next big viral star.
You're Uber driving?
My Uber driver.
What?
My Uber.
You have a personal Uber driver?
No, no, no.
He delivers my food in the morning.
Oh, okay.
Wait, so you have a personal food delivery and Uber driver?
No, no, no, no.
Not my personal.
He, uh, I order coffee every single morning.
Yes.
And I get a delivery here.
Just for yourself because you don't know for anyone.
Yeah, it's kind of, anyways.
I order every.
single morning, Uber Eats.
Mm-hmm.
And my Uber driver decided
he's going to shoot a shot.
You?
No, no, no, no.
Hey, hey.
Hey, I like that, Reggie.
He's 2025.
He put his mixtape information
on my coffee order.
Wow.
So he put a little business card
with his mixtape info
to go check out his music.
And it says, where did the car go?
That's definitely.
What's his artist?
It says,
have a listen.
Thank you so much.
His name is Ben E. Davis.
Okay.
Ben E. Davis.
When he dropped off the food, did you see him?
No, I didn't see him.
Oh, okay.
It was just like the drop-off, like leave at the door type of situation.
Yeah, leave at the door situation.
He should take the E-L and be a Ben Davis.
Ben Davis.
He's a singer-songwriter.
He's wearing a Dodger jersey.
All right, all right.
Oh, it has his phone on it.
And the back of it says, new single American Boy in London.
American Boy in London.
I love that.
I played the song and Maximal won't stop singing.
Oh, you guys looked it up.
We looked at the QR code.
We looked up the QR.
Hey, right now if you're Uber driving and you're looking for a career.
Hey, and if your name is Ben E. Davis, guess what?
Drop the E.
It's about to pay off.
You're about to be on Power 106, bro.
I'm about to play his song, American Boy in London.
Hold on, do you want to do like a, you guys want to drop some drums?
Hold on.
The horn.
It's all that.
We're all premier right here at Power 106, Ben E. Davis.
American Boy in London.
Drop the E.
Drop the E.
Right here only on Power 106.
Make sure you put your Uber volumes up right now
Let's go
Where you're from
What's your name
Why the hell would you leave L.A.?
Left the sunshine for the rain
Everybody thinks I'm
What?
You wouldn't expect you that, huh?
I know
American boys
So then what is he doing
Uber eating in Burbank?
That's what I was at way
You're rapes, Benny
That's what I was laughing
I was like wait you're living here
Is he a troll?
No he doesn't look like a troll
No
Oh, he's a big movie?
No, Ben Davis made me think.
He has like a whole music video like out here in L.A.
And he's like out in London.
Yeah.
But I was asking Greg, I'm like, okay.
I'm like, okay, but why is he here?
Like he's Ubering over here.
Shouldn't he be over there?
London.
It's a song.
It's a song.
Maybe it's a double attach.
Yeah, it's an exceptional.
Maybe he was trying to get it.
Maybe he shot it in Pasadena.
Yeah.
At one of the phone booth.
No, he has the Ferris wheel.
The London one.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, green tree.
And what part does Maximo keep singing?
Oh, say, can you see I'm American?
Oh, say, can you see I'm American.
Yeah, you haven't.
You got that, huh?
I'll say, can you see an American?
Stuck your Maximo's head down.
Whoa.
It's catchy.
It's catchy.
Ben E. Davis.
Yeah, he got to top of E.
He's probably in his Uber right now.
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
You got the spin, bro.
Hey, don't give up on your whistle.
Everyone on Uber Eads, on Lyft, like on DoorDash, they're all hustling.
And that's their way to get cash.
That's the way, like, that's what they're doing in the meantime.
So I appreciate all your side hustles.
I appreciate.
Whoa.
No, even on the business card, he wrote it like in his handwriting saying,
take a listen, thank you.
That's great.
That's great.
One more time.
One more time.
Whoa, I'm American.
Oh, say, can you see I'm American?
An American boy living.
March 4th, AKA Fat Tuesday.
What language is Mardi Gras in?
Las Vegas, Latin.
French.
You said Fat Tuesday and I think it's Vegas.
French.
It's French.
Marty.
It's like Nunez Mertes, Marty.
Marty is Mardis.
Shout to all the Martes out there.
Saturday.
Shout to our home.
Shout out Marty.
And Gras is fat.
It's fat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Six.
Right?
Yeah.
So apparently Marty Gras, Fat Tuesday, you're supposed to, it's the last day of Carnival.
And you're supposed to use this.
this time to eat as much and to do, yeah, to do, be as gluttonous.
Yeah, be as gluttonous because tomorrow's Ash Wednesday, y'all.
And it's the beginning of Lent.
So this is where you get, I know Maximum was like, I'm Christian, that's against the law.
But, yeah, you know how your forehead's ashy?
Yeah.
But we do it every Ash Wednesday.
Great.
I'm moisturizing myself.
No, I see it right now.
You know how you asked the blunt?
That's what I thought I was.
Yeah, but so today are you supposed to be like extra gluttonness.
Makes sense.
What would you, what would you eat crazy because you're going to stop, give it up tomorrow?
Oh, steak.
Like a big fat steak.
Would you give up meat, Angie?
What, I have to, every Friday.
Every Friday.
Yeah, I think that's what I'm going to do, red meat, red meat and sugar.
I'm trying to.
Sugar?
Oh, sugar's hard.
Yeah.
That's wild.
You know what you're saying?
Sugar.
I said something like this last year.
You leave him.
He's positive thinking.
He doesn't do it.
One day you'll go through it.
I don't know what.
No, it's hard.
Everything has sugar and I'm sure, but like I'm going to not knowingly eat sugar.
Yeah.
Like not intentionally.
You know what?
You know.
Like your coffee.
It's going to be straight black, nothing.
Oh, this is just cream right here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He likes it.
He likes it.
How long do you have to give it up for?
40 days.
40 days?
Mm-hmm.
Or from Lent to Easter.
From Lent to Easter.
What are you giving up, bro?
I got a list for you.
Yeah.
I was about to say maybe.
Yes.
Can you give up energy drinks, please.
Oh, I also say just alcohol.
Either one is.
Either one is.
win for us.
Yeah,
and your liver.
Your body's like,
help me,
please.
Your liver couldn't wait.
Pizza.
Pizza?
Don't do that.
No.
No.
Alcohol.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Choose one.
From tomorrow?
He's saying it.
Friday.
Yeah.
Started tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow to Easter.
Tomorrow to Easter.
Deal.
Damn.
I love you so much.
He's so sad about this.
Yeah.
I'll do with you.
I don't believe it.
I'll do with you.
Same.
Easter.
You haven't drank since New Year.
Easter
What did Easter again already?
Don't scratch your neck.
What do you give me nuts?
I have to think about it.
It's tough.
Babies.
Yeah, I gave babies for 40 days.
No, just think about it.
It's a good even whether you partake in the religious aspect of it or not.
I think it's a good reset, especially I know the year just started.
You may not have gone through with your new resolution.
You may need that like, all right, let me get this jump start and know that other people are doing it too.
Yeah, I need to think of what to do because for February,
I did, same thing, no sugars, no alcohol, no candies, no chips.
I'm supposed to go to Rosarito?
Yeah, the whole month.
Oh, you are?
Dry Rosarito?
I don't know about that one.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
Drydenade.
Just do energy drinks.
Actually, you could do it.
You can do it.
If you could do it.
Verserito with no alcohol, you can do it.
I'll give up energy drinks.
Act like you're pregnant.
Give up honey packs.
How about that?
I don't know about that one.
Bro.
That's a single drink.
I got a really crazy, like, lifestyle.
I was like, what you think, like, now that we're, like, talking about this,
all the things that his body intakes, like, on a daily basis.
You thought it was a joke?
Yeah, like, you and the honey packs, I thought it was a joke.
That was not a joke.
It's not a joke.
It's not a lifestyle.
It's a lifestyle for me.
That's sad.
It is.
It is.
It's like you are 28 years old.
And you need help.
I don't need help.
It just enhances it.
No.
Gets the party going.
Okay.
I'm just telling you, as a girl, it's, it's, you do a honeypack.
Well, he doesn't tell it.
Drinks.
Coffee and alcohol.
Like that goes in your system, brother.
Sounds like a party to me.
It's cool.
Five years you're just going to not work.
Wash it down with some pizza.
That's some crazy dumps.
Swinging it around everywhere in the club.
Whoa.
You're going to get EDs very soon.
All right.
What's that?
You'll see.
All of time those commercials will make sense.
Yeah.
Okay.
We have shoutouts over there.
Yeah, we do have shoutouts.
For life.
Pablo from San Antonio wants to give a shout out to his prima
Andrea and her fiancee Jack
Andrea Jack they found out they're having a baby girl
Baby girl
David wants a shout out he said
She don't want a puppy
She want a big dog
Shout out David
She said that
Yeah he said that in DMs
And Nephi Cortez wants to shout out their high school basketball team this morning
As Helen Bernstein High School wins
LA City
LA City Section Division
Two Boys Basketball Championship
Okay
And making them back to back champions
Let's go back to back
Get it
Shout out to Coach Chan Smith
For Coach of the Year
And good luck in state playoffs
Tonight
Hey
Coach of the year
State playoffs
All that's happening
Yep
Amazing
That's our shoutouts
Our shoutouts
All right
Well happy shout out to you
Feliz shout out
Filippe
Sim
or pimp
Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip
There's a guy going viral
Because a girl posted something that he did for her
When she left his house
All right
Yeah so she posted a tweet with a picture of a goodie bag
And the tweet said WTF
I couldn't wait to get to the card to post this S
So I stayed at this dude's house
And before I left he said
grab a to go bag.
The F, he did it
with laughing emojis. And she posted
a picture of a Giddy bag. The Giddy
bag had chips. It had an
iced tea. It had $20. It had
a sandwich. And the
bag itself, it said
thank you for your time.
I saw that.
I saw that and I had like a mix of emotions.
It's like, okay, you care but I'm mad.
It's like, it's like
mixed emotions.
Yes, $20 is very nice.
If you send me out by $20.
Yes.
But it's like, how many times have you done this?
It's a send-off.
Every time.
It is.
It's like the walk of shame and here's your goody bag.
It's a gift basket.
You earn that, you know what I'm saying?
There's a rumor that Derek Jeter,
famous baseball player for the Yankees,
that he used to do that all the time.
He was like notorious for it.
But like a dope gift basket.
Like it had like all types of cool stuff.
Give baskets to who his girls?
To the girls that would leave.
Yes.
Yeah.
To the girls.
That was spent the night.
Yeah, exactly.
That's pretty cool.
So, yeah.
What I'm wondering is maybe he, like, I don't know why I think he's in real estate.
Because in real estate, when they do open houses.
Yeah, but they do open houses, they'll have cookies out or like something to leave to remember.
I don't know.
Maybe they were leftover.
And he just makes bags.
And then he just gets, because it's just random things.
Like the chips is random.
There's a whole sandwich in the middle.
Yeah, it's like a made sandwich.
It's like a lunch.
Is it on a.
Here's a gas money.
Here's a little lunch for you to.
They should be more like Jose.
When Jose made us our period gift bags.
That was very nice.
He added chocolate because he knew like that time of the month.
He added like pads and chapstick and my doll.
Like things that kind of fit that little theme.
Right.
This doesn't fit the theme of like a girl leaving his house.
I think he's just filling him up with carbs since she burned them all.
Oh, maybe.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, you can see the picture on Brownback Mornings 101.
What's inside?
What's inside the bag?
All right.
If you're going to make goodie bags for girls.
girls that are leaving your house.
Give her, put little slippers because she probably went to your house and meals.
Like the ones that get at the Nasselag?
Yeah, maybe those would.
Those would work.
Put like those slippers to leave.
Yeah, the ones that are foldable.
Give us those.
Give us socks.
Makeup removal because you probably didn't wash your face at your crib.
The wipes?
Yeah, makeup wipes.
It's all over your head.
Mouthwash.
Yeah.
Keep the 20.
Yeah, because if she's at your crib, yeah, keep the 20.
She's at your crib.
That's not her stuff.
Like, you could just theme it a little bit better.
I guess I get what you're saying.
More thoughtful.
Yeah, little eye bags, like,
yeah, this is like a pretty general thing.
It could also double as a lunch for her game.
It could be a kids party.
This is for a filter.
It could be a clip.
It could be a clip.
But see, like, see if another girl goes over
and she finds that bag,
she's going to be like, what is this?
For you when you leave.
I don't know.
I think it's been, you know.
And also, it sends the perfect message.
Like, you are just another one, you know what I'm saying?
So, like, don't get it twisted.
Yeah.
No, but it's almost like, it.
In a very nice way.
And don't get interested when a girl that's gone through that goes to your crib and is like,
hey, where's my stuff when I'm leaving?
What are you?
You know, that would be crazy.
Where's my goodie back?
Yeah.
I heard about you.
Don't let this become a thing.
Y'all hate it.
I know.
That would be wild.
That would be crazy.
Imagine, like, I don't know.
They're expecting a bad.
Or anything like girls home in a Rosecrans t-shirt.
That would be crazy.
You did that.
I did.
That was your goodie back.
Who would be serious?
It's so annoying.
Who are you asking?
He's pimped.
She's pimped.
She's...
I feel like...
She got pimped.
Yeah, she did get pimped.
I don't know.
Even for her, it's like...
She came up.
She left with 20 bucks.
Other girls have nights with guys and don't get nothing.
And they regret it.
But STD.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They got to leave with a doctor's appointment.
The $20, I don't know.
Actually, now that I'm thinking about it.
She got bread.
The $20 throw me off.
It's gas money.
I gave you bread.
If you see it that way.
Yeah.
It can go either way.
Yeah.
It can kind of be like, $20.
Yeah.
That's what I'm worth.
My time?
Yeah.
I use that on a Starbys.
Yeah, it's a Starbucks.
A Starbucks gift card.
How about that?
Starbucks is a gift card.
There we go.
Instead of the 20?
Yeah, the cash just feels like shady.
Like dirty.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, oh.
What would you do for a 20?
You know what I did?
Imagine what you do for $20 in a sandwich?
Do you get like payment?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can see it like that.
Yeah.
He has different sections.
Based on performance.
I don't know.
Get the $40 back.
Yeah.
There's a premium bag.
I'm right.
Go up to the top shelf.
Especially.
Especially with the note, now that I think about it, especially with the notes saying, like, thanks for your time.
It's like, here's 20 bucks.
Yeah, see?
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
That's what I'm saying.
He pimped her.
When you check it to a hotel and they give you a free cookie, that's like the same energy.
I don't know why.
I'm just thinking of that.
Yeah, it's not disrespectful.
It's kind, actually.
No, it can go either or.
Either way.
I don't know.
I'm not too sure that it's, that it's bad on her part.
Yeah, I don't think.
Because y'all are so like, don't pay for the day.
Don't give her anything.
Blah, blah, blah, la, la.
She got a whole get-back.
I just think it's pimping him because, like I said, it sends the message of like, hey, this wasn't...
Clarity.
You know, we're not going to be together after this.
This is just like, you know, I have these prepackaged.
I knew this was going to happen.
And here you go.
I think there's tea in there, too.
Or like a mixed tea.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah, it's like a lipped and tea.
Oh, like, you put it in the water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Pimp?
Pimp?
You guys say pimped.
I think it's pimped.
I think it's pimped too.
But I think it's pimped on both sides.
I don't think like the girl walking off with a bag is not.
Again, girls have left your crib with nothing.
Exactly.
To leave with something.
It's a pinball around.
Pimp all around.
Right.
You know energy?
All right.
Pimp.
Pimp.
Keep it here.
It's 5106.
Pimp!
Pimp!
Elie's no more for hip-hop.
Buenos Diaz.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Serena needs our help.
Serena.
Serena.
She sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownbag.
Hi.
What's up?
I could really use y'all's help.
Okay.
My cousin's fiance is trash.
That's it.
Okay.
And she needs me and she needs to break up with him.
Sounds like a hater.
Okay, Serena.
She said, they've been together for a year.
And long story short, she found out he was married and that he was in a ton of debt and even stole about
10 grand from his aunt to get out of it.
Wait, what?
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's like a novella right there.
I know.
She said, after all that, she still wants to marry him, even though we all told her that it's a
terrible idea and it's going to ruin her life.
Yeah.
She was married.
Yeah, he said she's going to take advantage of her.
How do I convince her to dump him so she can find a real man?
Okay.
Help me on, Brownback.
Real man.
That's done.
She's already married.
Yeah, she's in getting into.
engaged.
Yeah.
They probably got like the date already finalized.
She was paid for a divorce.
Mm-hmm.
Like the divorce process.
Maybe she's paying for the whole wedding.
Would you let your family member marry someone that you know, like, has robbed before, was married?
I don't think that was as bad because, like, no, I don't think that bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Stealing with the family.
Yeah.
It's stealing $10,000 from your aunt?
Yeah.
Because it's like, dude, that's what he would do to the aunt.
What would he do to somebody closer?
And also her marrying into a bunch of debt.
Like that's a big deal because trying to move forward.
Right.
Like she now being married is going to have to somehow figure out how to help him.
And if she's the breadmaker, and obviously she's going to end up paying.
Hey, babe, can I borrow $15?
Or you, you know, $5 a little $15,000.
$5 for bankruptcy and then wait seven years.
But I love him.
I'm trying to borrow a little $10K.
I'm trying to chase a little two bands.
Okay, but clearly she said that they've already.
told the cousin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The whole family.
I'm just wondering if this cousin is close enough to like pull that off.
Right.
You know, because it's like if my cousin tells, I mean, it depends what cousin.
But if like my cousin was like, bro, like you need to stop.
Like I'm begging you.
Depending on what cousin it is, I might listen.
I'm like, damn, you know?
If it's just like a random cousin.
You're too in love.
Well, me now.
Yeah.
You can't tell me none.
But like, um, I'm just saying like if somebody else, like one time I feel like,
Hey, like, I think, like, she's kind of weird.
And I was just like, yeah, huh, all right, I'm done.
You know, like.
You get influenced that quickly?
Well, just by, like, a girl, I already thought was sketch, you know?
Oh, okay.
They went the back in their head.
But, see, that doesn't work.
They're talking about the one you're deeply in love with.
Yeah.
So right now you find out.
Sting operation.
Right now you find out your girl stole $10,000 from rat.
You staying with her?
Uh, why didn't you split it with me?
See?
Just kidding.
See?
You wouldn't leave her.
He's like, I know a guy.
An assertive.
You want a Rolex?
No one listens.
Andrew, actually.
Can it be two?
Matchy.
I think at this point,
that's what couples do when they're rich, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because when you love, love them, you love them.
Yeah, you love them.
Yeah, you love them.
You're understanding.
You're a couple of brats together.
Who cares that you let them fly out and they cheat on you anyways?
Yeah.
A different story, my bad.
Yeah, that's a different story.
So cute. Wait, what?
I know.
Greg, was that.
Oh, this was a long time ago.
My scammer ex-girlfriend.
You had a scammer girl?
You had a scammer girl?
She was scandalous like that.
She was scandalous.
A long time ago.
When I was 18.
Look how happy it is.
Is this a married one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same thing.
Oh, it's the same thing and scamming?
Married and scammer.
Wow.
No one could tell you nothing, right?
She was perfect.
I was 18.
Nobody could tell me anything.
I feel like at this point when when they're in this deep, it's really hard for any, like, for them to accept
anything you say.
Because I feel like in the past
When my cousins
Like their previous partners
Like I wouldn't like a bunch of them
Be like something wrong with this dude
Yeah
But you would say something and they don't listen
Yeah
They gotta deal with it themselves
And figure it out themselves
Okay so
What's the point of that one part in like
And if anyone has any objection
Speaking of it?
Does that actually happen?
Or forever?
I don't know
I never had a wedding or hang
Maybe we'll find out when we do
I feel
I feel like it's only happened in movies
Yeah
A novellas.
An Aventura music videos.
Oh, yeah.
It takes two.
Yeah.
I'm sure it happens.
All right.
Probably.
Serena's cousin's fiancee is a piece of garbage.
Yep.
It's a piece of garbage in the trash can.
Maybe he's changed.
I don't know.
Well, she said, long story short.
She found out he was married and he's in a ton of debt and sold about 10 grand from his
tia.
And they're going to get married and everybody thinks it's a bad idea.
and she's trying to convince her to dump them so she can find a real man.
Yeah, so we're trying to help her figure it out.
I break them up.
Greg, when you were all tripping on the girl that was married, lived in another state,
was a scammer, all of that when you were 18, and everyone told you.
Everybody hated her.
Did anyone attempt to, like, try to break you guys up?
Oh, 100%.
They would try to get me to, like, go with other girls and stuff like that.
Nice.
Oh, wow.
So they were like, look, there's more out there.
There's your option.
But me, I was like, no, I'm stuck on her.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
And then it took me one night to finally crash out.
And that's when I learned how to crash out and went out.
Wait, recently?
No.
No, this was, 18.
You crashed that recently about her.
Yeah, that's when I learned how it crashed out.
Okay.
I don't know what crash out means in your book.
There's different ways.
There's different varieties of crashing out.
Okay.
Yeah, different levels.
So what was the final straw of, like, you giving up on her?
Like, because after she had another baby by some, her husband,
Did you
No, that's it
That was my, that was my draw too
It was like a drunk night
And I found out that she was pregnant
And I was like, oh, yeah, I am out of here
Dungzo
And that's what stabbed me in the heart
Turned me cold
That's it
That's pretty extreme
What do you mean?
No, like I'm saying like
For it to like go there
To find out like she's pregnant
That's like the ultimate
Like it can't go any further than me
Yeah
Like having a big
When I found out that moment
She had kids already too right
Yes
Yeah
No
Oh, she was just married.
She was just married.
She was just married.
Oh, that's the first baby.
Yeah, that means a lot.
That's all.
I was like, oh.
I'm going to put it on right now.
Have you ever looked at the baby?
Greg was an adventure.
Yeah.
Have you ever looked at the baby?
Hey, actually.
No, the baby does not look like me.
Is that the one?
No, that is not the one.
We're for real.
We're for real.
Have you looked at the baby?
Yeah.
That is.
That baby has an 800 credit score right now.
Because what I'm feeling is like, Greg, were you in a one-sided relationship?
Like, does she know you guys were dating?
Yeah.
People, people,
You're new, too.
People here?
Like what?
She lives in another state.
Her family and her ex-husband, yes.
And her husband, husband that she had a baby with.
That was her main.
He still has a baby with.
It's okay.
It happens.
Yeah.
The baby was like the last daughter.
You're better now.
I remember that night exactly too.
To this day.
How did you find out?
It's like a baby.
I said, I was drunk and I told her to pick me up, but she was like, no.
And I was like, why?
And I was like, because she was like, I can't.
And I was like, how come you can't pick me up?
Let's have a drink.
She said, I can't have a drink.
And I was like, why?
Can't you have a drink?
And then she sends me a pregnancy test.
Whoa.
That's so cruel.
It's a real way to do it.
Did you cry?
Did I cry?
No, I just went out and got more drunk.
Yeah, you cried.
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
And you didn't get drunk.
You were 18.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Let's talk to Serena.
Yeah.
Serena.
Serena.
Good morning, guys.
Hi, Serena.
Serena, we have questions because we two are the, we are, we too are the Metice family members.
However, it seems like you want to stop something from happening.
Yes, absolutely.
I've been trying to get this to stop for like a year.
They just celebrated their one year together.
And I was.
Oh.
You're hating, huh?
What?
Okay, they're happy.
So you tried to get it to stop since the moment they got together, Serena?
No, so I didn't find out about him.
Until she had been with him for maybe like, I want to say maybe like six months.
She was like telling me like, oh, I met this guy.
It's going really well.
I think like we're talking about getting married.
And I was like super happy for her because she's, she's amazing and she's been wanting this forever.
And then I was like, okay, cool.
Like I'm going to start getting ready for this wedding.
And then my mom called me and she was like, y'all never guess what happened.
It turns out he was married this whole time.
and so yeah like that started and then um she was like I'm done with him I'm done and then they got back together
and then they actually got engaged and then she like they had like everything they sent out
engagement pictures and they set a date and then she yeah and then she found out that he had stolen
the money and then she like crashed out at our family Christmas party um and then she was like
I'm done with him but then got back with him like two days later and
Oh, she's in love.
He split the bag.
Okay, so let's start from the beginning.
How did your mom know that he was married?
Like, how'd that come out?
So my mom heard, like, from her mom.
Like, it's just made through the family.
But so she, my cousin found out because they were having their,
they were, like, talking about getting married.
And I guess, like, his mom heard that they were having those conversations.
And she was like, no, like, this has to stop.
So his mom called my cousin and was like, you need to know he actually is.
married. Like they're not there. Yeah. Well, can you even get married to your cousin anymore?
I think I think he can because the way that he explained it was he was like, yes, like legally on
paper I married, but worse at the time that she found out, they were in the process of getting
divorced. So I think by this point, his divorce is like final or like almost final. So yeah,
it's just like so fast. Like he really bounced like one to the next. Right. Is this something that
that your cousin knew and kept it to herself?
or did you guys all find out together?
She told her mom,
my family's very like she's most of so the gossip network
like moves so fast.
So I think like she told her mom.
Her mom told like my mom and then my mom told me
like it made its way very, very quickly.
And she did break up with him for a point.
So she's not trying it.
Like she was like no, it's over.
But he got back on good graces.
And Serena, how close are you two like with your cousin?
We're like, I'm, I love her.
She's like my big sister.
Like I, um, she's like I go to her.
her like for so many things like when she when she was crashing out at christmas party like i was
sitting with her for like two hours trying to calm her down like i love her to death she i would do
anything for this girl like and i've tried to tell her like you deserve so much better would you
accept him for her if you said anything honestly honestly yeah have you like that's how that's how
try to be like chill with him,
but he just like gets on your nerves or is it?
You know,
you know what's super crazy?
I haven't even met him yet.
What?
What?
That's been a year.
She's got to be scam.
You got to meet the guy.
You got to give him a fair shot.
Yeah, this is nobody.
He's getting,
they're planning to get married.
Yeah.
The guy hasn't met the whole family.
Like all around.
Okay, all right.
All right.
How about this?
You said you're willing to do anything for your cousin, right?
Yeah.
Would you get with this guy?
in order to break this whole thing up.
You'd kind of sacrifice your relationship with her,
but then she would probably leave him forever.
I don't think my boyfriend would be okay with that.
But it's for your cousin.
It's not like you want to do.
Family is everything.
We're tight, but I don't, he's not super tight with her.
I don't think he'd be cool.
Yeah.
For a greater cause.
You're always like, hey, babe, I'm going to go, this guy.
This is about Serena.
This is about Serena.
She's the one that said she'd do anything.
Go back to the drawing board.
Serena, you have not met this guy.
Is there a reason?
Like, have they said, has he said why?
Because it seems like, I don't know, sometimes with people that end up being, like,
I don't know, I've just seen it a lot of, like, on these Netflix documentaries and on Dayline,
these dudes that just, like, are trying to get money out of these girls, they'll have
build that relationship, but never grow close to the family.
And I'm assuming if you're a really close cousin and he wants to marry her, he would want
to know you guys too.
It's always a red five, and he don't want to know anything about the family.
So some of my cousins have met him.
The thing is, my whole family is up in the Bay Area and I'm here.
So it's purely, I think, just like logistic, like I just haven't been around.
That makes more sure.
She was going to bring him to the Christmas party, and I was going to meet him there.
But then she found out about the debt and him stealing all that money like two days before.
How did you find out he steals money?
his his bea told her
said hey he robbed me for 10k
yeah like she was like you guys
they had just they had set a date for the wedding
and so she hit her up and she was like
you need to know like he's also in a ton of debt
and he stole like 10K from me
what's wild is even his family
his family's trying to get your cousin
not to get married
so what are his good traits
no because all I've heard is bad stuff
Like, she, like, when I talk to her, she's just like, no one's ever treated me this good.
Like, I'm so happy.
He's just so sweet.
He's always, like, doing nice things for me.
I'm just so in love with him.
Like, I just, I never thought I would get someone this amazing.
Like, that's the thing, like, I've never met him in person.
I have talked to some of my cousins that have met him and they don't like him either, but I don't know if that's
because of all the stuff that he's done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think the rushes on like the getting married and the engagement and stuff like that?
So she's like in her mid-30s and she's just, she wants to be married and have a family so bad.
Like that's all she's ever wanted.
And I think, yeah, I think she's been like with other guys in the past that have kind of like strung her along.
She was in a really long relationship like for most, like almost all of her 20s.
And I think she thought she was going to marry that guy.
But he ended up, like, breaking it off with her, and it didn't work out.
And now I think she's like, the clock is, like, running out.
It just has to happen.
Oh, my gosh.
Does she, like, well off, like, have a good job, you know, stable?
Yeah, she's really financially smart.
She invest really well.
Her family has, like, a good amount of money.
They're not, like, loaded, but they're, like, they're okay.
That's the thing, like, my family thinks that he's just marrying her because he knows, like, he can get a lot of money out.
Does he have his own house?
Does he have his own house?
No, he lives with his parents.
And his parents are telling her, hey, this guy is married.
He does this.
He does that.
Yeah.
Has anyone talked to the ex-wife?
No, I don't think so.
That's a really good question.
Let's find her.
Does the ex-wife exist?
Let's find her.
I'm wondering about the ex-wife because, of course, especially if they're, and it's,
she's been within probably a year, you said, right?
They just celebrated their year.
So it's a good amount of time to kind of see his good, bad, and other.
ugly. Yeah, it is. But at the same time, no one can really, I guess, not that you have to have a
conversation with the ex-wife, but there's a reason he's divorced too. For sure. Yeah, yeah.
Because your cousin seems to be very honeymooned up. Yeah. He's the best thing that ever happened to me.
He treats me so nice. If she can't say a bad thing about him, she may be overlooking some bad things
about him. He's love bombing her for a year. Yeah. Oh, and you just want to ruin it. Hey,
you won't do the thing where they said, you won't do the thing where they said, uh, speak now or forever,
hold your peace, you're not going to be like, hey.
Would you jump out of the aisle or whatever?
It's like, I, and this is, I've kind of gotten into fights with some people in my family.
She's, like, dug her heels in so hard, and she at this point is like, I'm doing this.
Like, y'all are just going to get on board.
And I'm, I love her so much that low-key, I've kind of gotten to a point where I think I may just
get on board just because I love her.
Oh, she love her.
You have one more option.
Don't forget.
Well, when's the wedding?
That's my option.
So it was supposed to be an eighth.
And then I don't know what happened.
I think they decided to postpone it.
So now I don't know when it's going to happen.
He needs another...
Oh, okay.
So there's no deep right now.
Do you have a cousin you can sacrifice
to send him for this mission instead of you doing it?
Yeah, maybe not you.
Maybe like another like younger or like a sketchy cousin?
Or can I have her?
That other girl, she doesn't listen to family.
She doesn't listen to her family.
She doesn't know her family.
She's not a sketchy cousin.
Yeah.
We need it like a sting.
It's a sting operation.
Yeah.
No, I'm saying like we have to send in a cousin reconmission.
Like we have the sacrifice.
You're not interested.
No, she won't care.
It's not influencing her.
I wish.
All my cousins are already taken.
We can sacrifice one.
And that's, and that's,
your guys are to blame
then. You're all married.
She's by herself.
Oh, so she's trying to get alone.
She's like, I want to be wiped up too.
Hey, be honest, is she ugly?
No, oh my gosh.
She is gorgeous.
Show me.
Show me.
Show us.
Show me.
Show me.
Let's help.
No, break this off.
So, Serena's in the fork in the road.
Should she go along with her delusional cousin that's getting married to a scammer?
The scammer.
Sounds like a plan.
Yeah, he's a formerly married scammer that scammed his Tia.
At ten bands.
Everybody in the family disagrees, including his family.
They're snitching on him.
His family's the one saying, like, you know it's bad when your own family is like, yeah, you should stay away from him.
Yeah, stay away from this guy.
That's terrible.
It's like, you mean your nephew?
Yeah.
Stay away from him.
He's bad.
You seem like a nice lady.
You don't want this.
Exactly.
She found love for the bad boys.
Santosielo.
We're trying to give Serena's strategies on how to break them up.
So far, none of them have been good ideas.
Yeah, because you're telling her to just give her Poon away.
Yeah.
No, not her.
No, it's just like it's for the greater good.
Yeah, choose somebody out of the family.
It's going to take.
I like that's your, that's always your guys' answer.
Like, hey, why don't you just go, mm-mm, them?
You don't have to go all the way, but you guys.
You're just see if he bites the bait.
Something, yeah.
Bites the bake?
Bate.
I just want people to know we're not qualified to be giving these advice.
They're really good.
No, they're not.
You guys won't even seek that advice.
No, I base all my solutions off of TV shows.
I'm not going to lie.
Sacrifice a cousin you don't really like.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, sacrifice.
That doesn't make sense.
That cousin's getting to know you don't like him.
None of them like him.
No.
Brick?
It's like,
The least like cousin.
And what makes you think that that least like cousin will want to help?
We all have that one cousin.
If they like you the least.
Because they want to be liked.
They want to be like, come on.
We'll start inviting you to the carnisadas.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
We promise.
We do habachi for your birthday.
Yeah, haban for your birthday.
I like a batch.
You guys are pieces of corn.
Okay, we got Jay from Northeast L.A. on line four.
What's up, Jay from?
Jay.
Jay, Jay, from Nguyen.
Hey, Jay.
Hey, Brownback.
Good morning.
Jay.
What part of the Naila are you from?
I grew up in Highland Park.
Lived L.
HLP.
Let's go.
All right.
Talk to us, Jay.
What would you tell Serena?
All right.
So these dudes sounds exactly like my, like, just a few months away from finalized signature to be ex-husband.
He sounds exactly.
exactly like him except for the Tia that will give a heads up.
So shout out to that Tia.
Hold on.
You haven't a soon-to-be ex-husband?
Yeah, yeah.
We're in the process of divorce.
I'm just waiting for the...
Jay, didn't we hook you up on a date with Josue?
Segun, but never.
Jay.
Wait, Jay.
How do you say that?
Keep this out of the story.
You're not even divorced yet, Jay.
I told you guys.
I hated her.
I put all the paperwork down.
signed all my freaking part of it.
You know what?
Go put your pinky down now, huh?
You do it.
You sound like the guy.
You're dating somewhere
that you're to find out you're married.
Wow.
I'm not dating nobody.
Look, if you were,
if I was to go out with a whole way,
swear on everything,
that would be my first date
since the whole thing.
But, like I said,
Hey, you leave her alone, Greg.
You guys, look, I'm not even,
listen, I'm not even calling about that.
I'm calling about this.
She has a solution.
She has a solution.
Got you, Jay.
Because I feel like, I have like, okay, so if her prima, hopefully her prima is older than her, she could tell her, look, I'm trying to look out for you.
I know you probably haven't been through this before, but there's many women who have.
It's such a thing called gaslighting.
There's such a thing called love bombing.
There's such a thing called men manipulate women on a regular basis.
No way.
On a major basis.
What?
I think her, pretty much, tell her, like, get her in on it and tell her, let's just set them up with a little test right now.
See if he passes it or not.
And I know that you guys were proposing that one of the other cousins flirt with him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why do you think about that?
That's no key on the sidebar, right?
This one is specifically finances because he's a mantendido, right?
Yeah, he's money-wise.
So what I would say is set him up like in a bunch of that the prima is aware that this is what it is.
Like if he is down to take this from me, then that's a red flag.
You know, because a man that's a man, he should be a provider.
He should be looking out for that female like that.
And if he's not, he's like basically a man child, right?
Because the wedding is going to be expensive.
And if he's going to have her pay for all of that, which I did, okay, that's a very bad thing.
That's a bad sign.
Nobody said, hey, girl, if you're paying for all of this, don't do it.
But, you know, if she has a cousin that could tell her, okay, because then first comes love,
then comes marriage, then comes the baby.
The baby in the baby carriage.
Yeah.
That's super expensive.
And so if she ends up having a baby with him after she pays for their wedding,
she's going to also end up paying for everything for that baby.
And then when it takes for the love bombing to end and for her to be a single mom,
she's going to stay paying for that place by her doctor.
Breathe.
Are you all right?
You're venting right now.
I like it.
She saw this whole thing play out.
She saw this whole thing play out.
That's good.
That's good.
It's foresight.
It's foresight.
Thank you, Jay.
Wow.
So entrap me.
Yeah, entrapment
Yeah, I set them up with a trap
Like, yeah, but with money
Yeah, but y'all are doing it with like the relationship
Yeah, it's talking about money
Yes, you guys were talking about
She's like they were
His end goal would be that
But no, no, that's not what you guys were saying
You guys are
I was just spitballing ideas
You guys are suggesting different things
She's saying the trap should be a money trap
Yeah
I see that movie
See if he takes it and tell the girl
Hey, we're gonna put some bread up
but we're going to leave something here, we're going to do something here.
If he takes it, it's letting you know he robs.
But I think she knows he robs.
Yeah.
She might like the scammer life.
Yeah, I don't know.
She might like him.
Talk to me.
There's girls that like that.
Yeah, there's girls that are.
They end up having Rolexes and stuff like that.
Oh, like she made me down.
I get it.
Yeah.
No, there's girls that like that type of lifestyle.
Okay.
Yeah.
They just get stuck in it.
It's the money that gets you, you know?
So she should just laid.
Carlos.
Hi, Carlos.
Carlos.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Carlos.
What would you tell?
What would you tell Serena?
The girl going through it?
Well, yeah.
Who else?
Yeah, that's the girl we're helping.
I thought you meant a metteche cousin.
Oh.
Yes.
That's the same one.
No.
You know what you got to do?
You know what you got to do?
You got to just stay out of it.
Because if you butt in and homebrowellers are like, oh, they just hate it.
blah, blah, blah, then you're the bad person.
You know what I'm saying?
And then you're in bad with that, with your cousin.
You know what I'm saying?
And then they're not really going to listen to you.
They're going to do whatever they want.
So let them do what they want.
And whatever happens happens.
You know what I'm saying?
You were there.
All you could do is be there for them if everything goes wrong.
But lucky everyone's metiche in this, in this one because even his family is saying,
don't do it.
Yeah.
And what if he tells me.
But that's what I'm saying.
And she still doesn't listen though, right?
She's still going to go through with it.
Yeah.
What I'm saying.
So what I'm going to do is you're going to frustrate her to where she's going to be like, well, you know, forget you guys.
I'm still going to do it.
Don't call me.
You guys ain't invited.
And then, you know, so you might as well just stay out of it and let it, let it happen.
Let it, let nature take its course.
Let her learn the harder way.
You know what?
Yeah, enjoy that chicken fried steak that they have at the wedding and the mashed potatoes.
That you probably paid for because he robbed you.
Yeah.
We got Junior in Moval.
Junior.
What's up, Jr.
Junior.
Junior.
Junior.
Junior.
Junior.
Junior.
Good morning, Brahmaie.
Good morning, Jr.
All right, Jr.
You're also with the setup.
Yeah, so I was telling the guy that answer that, why not set the guy up?
Like a family reunion and then maybe talk about the family is going to a backpack, you know,
that parents are filing for backups or something.
And if the guy really likes the girl, maybe he's in his space.
And if he was just for the money, he's going to leave, you know?
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Ooh.
Yeah.
The whole family got out.
Just everybody like, bro, we got no more bread.
We got no money.
I have to sell the house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you're going to have to pay for the wedding.
Oh, my God.
That's a good.
That's a good.
Serena.
We got boo.
We got boo in Mid City.
Boo.
Boo.
Brown bag.
What's the dude?
What's up?
Okay.
So first of all, love y'all down.
Thank you.
I love you too.
I mean, love me.
Hey, Serena
This one goes out to you
This is for you, baby girl
Oh, he's not Serena
No, that's a boo.
But it's for you.
Always have your heart
You never see it coming
Look at us, we're serenating you
We're loving you down
Keep going
That you're the one for me
Yes you are
It's clear for everyone to see
I know you see it
Oh baby
Did that note Greg
You will always be my bow
child, but I know about us.
All right, boo.
You're welcome back to a regular scheduled program.
Hi, boo.
Thank you.
Y'all just made my year.
Aw, boo.
What would you tell Serena, whose cousin is with a guy,
no one approves of.
He didn't tell her that he was married during their relationship.
He seemed to have gotten a divorce,
and now they're planning to get married,
probably like, like, six months after he got a divorce.
and she really, the girl really wants kids,
she really wants to settle down.
And then also then finds out during Christmas time
that he stole about $10,000 from a family member.
But it's still, I broke up with him for a little bit,
but it's still back with him now.
I guess they had a wedding plan for around April.
It might be pushed back maybe summertime or something like that.
Serena says, I don't want my cousin to marry him.
But I kind of feel like she hasn't really,
she hasn't really
listened to us
trying to say
hey this is not good
because she's so
like 10 toes down
on having a baby
having that life for herself
She just doesn't know
if she should just ride it out
with her cousin
and just support her
or still try to break them up
what would you say
Okay so
honestly from someone
who's been loved mom
she's gonna do
what she wants to do
so if I was the cousin
I would just tell her
hey, yo, like, you're most likely going to go through with this wedding, with this bum guy.
But listen, get a pre-nup.
See how he reacts when you bring up.
Get a pre-up with him.
Because if you're going to go through, if you're going to be stupid, at least be smart about being stupid, you know, in my opinion.
So, yeah, anytime a pre-nup is involved, someone's true colors are going to show.
And then she'll see, she'll see his.
reaction and hopefully that opens her eyes but yeah she's you know if she's doing good for
herself she's in a good spot she needs to protect herself get that pre-nup I like that idea
too yeah yeah you're gonna go through with it anyway might as well just make sure you're good
and if that guy is anti a pre-nup then girl should be your come on the thing is like I feel like
he gets still manipulator out of the pre-up yeah how how by
And just like if she brings it up and him just, if he already has convinced her that he's not a scammer, that he's divorced when they were together, that his family is wrong.
Like he's easily going to be like, oh, why are we going to do that?
I thought you love me and mama.
They're all just haters, babe, every single one of them, even my Tia.
You don't even know me.
They don't even really know me like that.
What could be in the pre-nup that would make him sign it?
You get it.
You get a 10K lump sum for signing.
Right up at the top.
The pre-nups should state.
You cannot steal from any of my Tias or me.
No.
No, that he would sign.
He would sign.
What would make you sign it, Vic?
What would make a scammer sign?
A scammer sign a prenone.
See?
A divorce comes with $100K.
That's a lot.
And how is she going to get the money?
He's just divorced her right the next day.
Exactly.
The scammers.
You are entitled to none of me or my family's assets.
Say that again?
No.
That's more.
That's more for her.
But we're saying what would entice him to sign?
it. I like Maximus idea.
Like if you get a divorce, you get this much money.
Yeah, you get this much bread. So then if it's like, oh, okay,
I'm signing it then. It's like, ah, he's clearly a scammer.
He's in it for the money. I love it.
Hey, Serena, I think we got two really good ideas.
Okay.
All right. The first one was the family meeting.
You all say you're bankrupt. We're going through hard times.
This fool leaves and she knows, oh, he, you got to make him leave her.
She's not a leaving.
The whole family to go on this plan.
And then two is like the pre-nup.
Have you guys talked to about?
a pre-up?
I think
some people in my family,
like my mom and I think
some of our other cousins
have brought up a pre-up with her
and she
was like very resistant to it.
Like I think she was like
Oh my God.
Yeah.
This guy's a pro.
I think she, honestly
I kind of think that she's afraid
that if she does, he's like
not going to go for it or like he's going to be like
I'm out.
So she knows what she's doing this.
Honestly, this guy's a professional and we're
No, she just really wants a family already.
We need a scammer to call us and help us out.
He's not giving us any information.
He's not. He's not. It's too close to situation.
Serena.
What I fear is going to happen is you're going to go with it.
You're going to go through with it.
You're going to look amazing.
You're going to love seeing her in her wedding dress.
It's going to be amazing.
Like that day is going to be great.
And then it's just going to be the worst thing you guys have ever said.
Why do we partake in this?
Oh, I got an idea.
Yeah, there's planting drugs on him.
Oh, so he just goes to jail.
Oh my gosh, just get him arrested.
Get him arrested.
These are all crimes that we're plotting.
Let's get him on bait car.
I really think you should try the bankruptcy one.
Yeah.
You guys should like somehow, even, hey, don't tell her either.
Tell her, like, don't even have her in on it.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
What if you guys start rumors to him that she's broke?
Like, yeah, I'm so glad you're getting with my cousin because she is so broke.
Finally, she has a real man to really support her and, like, financially.
And I know you stole 10K, she's cool with it because she's sold 50K.
So she don't mind.
Yeah, she told me that when she gets married, she's going to stop working because she wants to have three babies back to back.
Exactly.
You got to have him leave her.
This whole time you're trying to have her leave him.
You know, you got to have him leave her.
Think about it, Serena.
I know, I never thought of it.
Wow.
You're welcome.
I love Serena, man.
It's funny because usually people tell us to keep them anonymous and we asked her like, hey, do you want to be kept in?
She's like, no, say my name.
I don't say her.
Same name.
Yeah, he's my name all of that.
Big up, baby gross arena.
It's going to work.
It's going to work.
I was going to ask you.
Like, I wanted to know, like, if he ever posts on, like, social saying if you have a Chase Bank or.
Oh, yeah.
I can flip your $1,000 to $10,000.
Oh, one of those accounts.
I'm so dumb.
Look at me.
I know all these people.
Just cash out me some money really quick.
He photoshopped yourself with people.
Like, look here's me and so-and-so.
No, they're real pictures.
They're just old.
You guys are talking about someone else.
Yeah.
My bad.
And if you're not going to say it on the air, then chat up.
All right.
They know a scammer.
They do.
That uses their next friend is their photos for Cloud.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Iconic downtown L.A. restaurant.
The pantry, the original pantry, is closing in stores after 101 years, you guys.
Although it's not happening without some controversy, because I was checking this out,
and I know we're all sad about, like, how.
how amazing the pantry was, and it's always open.
Historic, like, building as well.
24 hours a day is open.
Yeah, it's off that exit, I think 9th when you get out.
Yep.
And you're by LA Live.
You always, it's always there for you, right?
Nineth for girls.
You know, those types of restaurants, always there for you.
However, it seems like they were not there so much for their employees.
Yeah.
Okay, so apparently the owner passed away in 2023.
His family had said, you know what?
we are going to sell this so that we can get into like just some philanthropic efforts.
And so they're in part of a sale.
They have about 25 employees.
And so the employees in the union were saying like, hey,
whoever you sell this to should keep us on as employees.
Like it should be like a no-brainer because we worked here.
If you're in there, the service is from the people that work there.
Yeah.
So apparently the new owners are like, no, take that out the table.
Take off the table that we have to keep the new employees or the same.
employees or we're closing the doors.
Yeah.
And so it kind of is like they didn't want to keep the employee, that little clause in the
contract.
They closed the doors.
They closed the doors.
That's so crazy.
So yes, it is sad that it's like closing and it's like, wow, like the pantry was
really, it's just vibe.
Like the look of it.
It looks like, like it's like a little piece of what downtown LA always said like.
Letty, I drove past it on Sunday because we went to the Laker game.
It was, the line was down the block.
Yeah, there's always a line.
That was the last day of operation.
It was down the block.
Like if nothing happened.
So imagine all that money is being lost every day.
I read that they hardly ever closed.
They didn't even close during the 1992 riots.
Yep.
They stay, their doors remain open.
The only times they closed were like during COVID, like the early days and stuff like that.
But besides that, it's been open 24 hours a day.
Even holidays?
They are open.
Yes.
And a lot of.
So imagine being an employee there and you're there, holidays, all of that.
And so when they closed, they kicked them off.
all out too and they don't want to because they're like bro we're wrapping up we're cleaning up we're like
talking to each other where like I guess in this moment of it's over and they kick them all out oh my
and so then there's there's that part of it because yeah there might be a new opening of the original
pantry or whatever ends up being in new ownership I don't think that it's too hot of a spot
to like be gone forever right might get no ownership maybe a whole new type of restaurant
maybe but it's going to be with a new crew too so then you're kind of going to go in there
knowing like everything that happens.
For sure.
Because there's people that were the usual, especially like that area is filled
of buildings with a lot of offices where I know people go there for lunch, breakfast.
And not seeing like the usual people that, some of them probably worked there for years.
For years.
They probably have like relationships with them.
They know like just the whole culture of what it is.
And to start it now like from scratch from like with brand new people, I think it's going
to be really tough.
And then also it's kind of misleading because it's like you want to go to the original, you know,
pantry.
And then it's like, okay, you're going to go in there.
You're not going to have that same.
feel.
Yeah.
You know, I know there was a newspaper that this happened to where they, another owner
bought it, it fired the entire staff and then kept it going like nothing happened.
It's like, same name and all of that.
Yeah, everything.
And it's like, it's not really the same thing.
Unless you don't know.
Because I think all of us have just seen the headlines of its closing.
So we're like, oh, man, that's so sad.
And so then if it reopens, we're going to be like, yay, we're going to be reinvigorated
to go visit it.
But it's like, this is why it closed like that.
I do believe there was also a lawsuit in the past
after the original owner passed away
about like unpaid wages overtime and stuff like that.
So that might be a way for them to also clear like that slate,
you know, where it's like, hey, if we're dealing with this,
let's clean this slate off.
Let's say we have to pay them.
That's wild.
I never got to go.
You did it?
No, I never got to go.
Yeah, I never been in there.
I passed by it a lot, but I never got to go inside.
The line was always intimidating for me.
Yeah, it was always long.
That's what I remember.
Like passing by that place.
there's always people right in front.
But I know I wanted to try it one day.
Yeah.
It's you have to.
It's just like breakfast and like a dinner.
Like dinners spot.
I don't know if it opens back up and like they don't rehire like big Shirley and the crew.
Like should we still go?
Well see, that's the thing.
Because we're all sad about it because it's a very like it's a cute like it hits your heartstrings about how long it's been in L.A.
And it's been such a big part.
But then like the backstory and the business part of it is like, wow.
Evo.
Evo!
Yeah.
Is it going to be a spirit Halloween now?
Oh, too soon, Greg.
Too soon.
It's way...
It's...
It's...
It's way...
So they specialize in hamsteak and eggs, steak, pancakes, fried potatoes, crunchy coldslo.
Yeah.
I want that right now.
It's like breakfast.
Yeah, I remember going there.
It's good.
And it's just...
It's a diner.
Yeah.
It's one of those old-timey spots.
So love it or hated, but it's gone.
And our love it or hated, but it's gone.
And our love it's gone.
love to all those employees.
It's 25, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know that it would be such a big ask to keep 25 people.
However, maybe if I'm the new owner, maybe I want to modernize.
Maybe I want to make it like, I don't know, like a perch or something because of where it's at.
Yeah, that would make sense.
Like a really ritzy type of, type of, I guess, establishment.
They want to, they might, this is just theoretically speaking, then I wouldn't want maybe so much,
like a diner type of crew, you know, unless you're changing a completely.
Yeah, because those diner styles are going out of, like, business.
Because even uptown Whittier had a really famous diner in Uptown, and it's gone.
Oh, I know.
Like, it was right in the corner.
That's bad.
That's crazy.
Everybody would go there because of the, like, just the diner vibe.
But they're just closed down.
Diner and the Valley, too, are closing down.
Yeah.
The economic crisis is a real thing.
I know.
It's crazy.
And it's like, those are the places that, like, I'm guilty of two driving by every day and thinking it's going to be there forever.
But it's like, if we don't go and support it, then it's going to go out of business.
Speaking of going to go out of business.
Speaking of going.
of business forever 21 it seems like yesterday i was at the sand an anita wall and it was like closing
everything must go all of that and it's like and so then i google and i was like did was this announced
that forever 21's closing so they're even you know like forever 21 started out here in l a island
park um they're even shutting down like the flagship like the actual the la headquarters
the la headquarters of forever 21 they're not even saying how many stores they're closing but they're
closing hell of stores and that like is a little trippy because forever 21 is just
like I guess another thing that is a part of LA culture was created out here and then just
forever 21 it has like memories implanted like you're thinking forever shoplifting all that stuff
no but he's not lying no I know he shoplifting for the first time yeah they weren't even selling
guy clothes at the time yes they were no they were you were in high school you were in high school
you got some little shorts yeah no but I feel bad you got a little shirt with a cherry now I feel
bad now I feel like I contributed to them closing you for sure did I was gonna say no I remember
Remember Forever 21, they did put out a statement that they filed for bankruptcy like a couple of years ago,
but I thought like they went about it and like they were fine already.
Different thing.
So I think they're trying to stop from filing from back and shoes.
That's what it was.
That's what it was.
Nearly 200 stores.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's a lot.
Get your Forever 21 fixing ladies.
Oh, man.
Gentlemen.
Yeah.
Some good pants.
Do we know who to point the blame to?
You?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was about saying fashion.
Yeah, it's actually not fashion over.
Oh, really?
Okay.
It's Sheen.
And Timu, just how quickly and how cheap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not wrong about that one.
Sheen has some good pants for really cheap.
Yeah.
So there you go.
Oh, there you go.
Shame on you.
It's another example of everything that's forever.
Sheen on you, Greg.
It's your fault.
They're closing.
It is actually.
Yeah.
They'd be open forever if it wasn't for you.
This little bell bottom pants.
Yeah.
Oh.
All right.
Well, then buy more.
Buy some from forever.
They don't have them there.
They don't have them there.
They didn't have them there.
They did.
I'd probably buy them already.
Full of glitter and lead.
Come all, buy the glittery pants from
every one.
They didn't have them.
If they did, I would buy them.
So he had cancer in his legs, but.
But it costs $10.99?
I look fine.
I look good.
All right.
Thank you.
That's so you don't know.
Happy Marty Graw.
All right, we got the beads.
Can someone shake the beads?
Shake the beads.
Shake up.
Shake it back.
Watch.
We got the beads.
What did you do to earn those beads, Greg?
I took my shirt off.
I always wanted to.
I always wanted to.
Yeah, you do.
I had to do a little bety, bedy, bamb-bomb-bom.
You guys should meet them?
We got VIP tickets to go to Rolling Loud
and check out so many people.
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many more, all right?
And we have your VIP wristbands now available
to win. Yes, we do.
Okay, we have Heidi and Sun Valley online 10.
Heidi!
Heidi!
And we have Elena.
Elena and Pico Rivera online 9.
Now, Heidi, I'm going to go to you first.
Heidi, I want you to check this out.
I have two teams, okay?
I have Team Maximo and Vic.
What have you guys named yourselves?
Swollen.
Swollen.
Swollen members.
Swollen members.
All right. There's Team Swollen members versus Angie and Greg.
What's your team name?
Team Fatties.
Fatty's with a pH.
I was Vick, so I don't know what I'm a Vick is.
Hey.
Let's go.
All right.
And you guys are Patty's with a PH.
All right, so Elena is Pico Rivera.
What's up, Elena?
Fett, two swollen members.
You're going to go for team Fatties, okay?
That's Angie and Greg.
PH.
You got a fatty?
Elena, did you hear me?
Yes.
Okay, perfect.
All right.
All right, so you each have your collar.
You each have your collar.
Who's your collar over there, swollen members?
We got Sun Valley Heidi.
Sun Valley, Heidi.
Okay, swollen members.
You guys sound like a rock.
the bell's band.
Yeah.
I knew it.
They call me my child.
Faddy's over here.
Yeah.
Elena.
Elena.
So here's what it's going to happen.
All right.
Greg,
Greg, you're the tosser?
I'm the tosser.
Yeah.
Vic, you're the tosser?
Yeah.
And then Maximo's the receiver.
Okay.
So both Angie and Maximo will be receiving the beads from Greg and Big.
That sounds well.
This is what the game is, well.
I'm going to give you guys.
you guys.
Wait.
They have to sit back to back
and like a...
What?
Why are we going to sit?
I'm going to stand up.
Just stand up.
Oh, okay.
You can sit up.
Take your headphones off.
All right.
You guys are going to...
I will sit.
Oh yeah, you could sit.
That's not fair.
He's actually swollen.
Okay.
So...
Yes.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
Here's the rules of the game.
Greg and Vic.
I'm going to start playing a Millie.
Oh, you probably need your headphones.
I'm going to start playing a Millie by
New Orleans finest,
Lil Wayne, okay?
When I stop it, probably about 10, 15 seconds in.
Whoever has the most beads on the other person win.
So Greg is going to shoot it at Angie.
Angie, you have to take your headphones off, Angie.
Didn't you just think you have to have headphones?
These fools.
Oh, got it, got it.
How are the beads going to get past your headphones, Anelika?
Go ahead.
Okay.
All right.
No.
Give, how many steps away are you guys from each other?
Give five big steps away from each other.
I know.
Yeah, cheers.
Cheers.
Look, that's the same distance.
Bro, those five steps.
Yours is way closer.
That's the same distance.
Hey, we need to do something.
They need to be the same amount of steps away to each other.
That's not five steps.
Come on, producer, somebody and make sure that they're good.
Count their steps.
Go, um, back.
I don't think, sorry for the situation over here.
You guys can hear the steps.
Six.
All right, go, six steps.
Okay, well, we'll have to walk, walk, go.
From his foot, oh.
Three, four.
Four.
Four steps.
He did four steps.
Go back, Vic.
Go back.
All right.
You guys making this harder than it is.
Right there, right there.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
He's six.
All right.
Look, you scoot it over.
Three, two, one, go.
On her head.
My team has nothing.
Angie
Maximo has two
Angie has two and a half
and Maximo has two still
Hey Vic
I see the way that you're tilting over bro
That's low-key cheating
And stop
And stop
All right that's it
Vick that doesn't count
I literally said stop
All right
Let's go
Why I went like that
Because I'm cold
You look like you're praying the rosary
Karenda does not
Maximo has on his neck
No those are on your head
Those don't count
You have one, two
Angie on her neck has one two
You guys are tied
Let's go
You're so annoying
All right turn it the other way
Tiebreaker
Your other person
Oh
I didn't practice
Vic I'm gonna tell you right now
The way that Vic leaned over to Maximo
It was cheating
It was cheating
That was cheating
So then that they got one
We didn't specify the rules.
All right.
Don't get mad at me for taking advantage.
No leaning.
No leaning.
All right.
You ready?
Okay.
Stay where you were.
Stay where you were, fool.
Stop trying to get close to this full.
See?
The key.
Yeah.
All right.
We got to handle this, all right?
It's Mardi Gras.
The guys are throwing.
Now Angie is the tosser.
I am.
And Greg.
Greg is the receiver.
Chiu.
Maximo is a tosser.
Vic is a receiver.
Okay.
And go.
Nothing at both sides.
Nothing on both sides.
Vicks tried to eat the beef.
Nothing on both sides.
10.
9.
8.
Hey, you are a great receiver.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I practice.
Vic has, how many do you have?
You do practice.
I think three or four.
You have about three.
Wow.
You are a really good tosser by the small.
Swollen members.
Swollen members.
Heidi from Sun Valley, you are going to rolling loud VIP.
Yes.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You guys.
Did you know that there was a, there's a Dodger that, uh, a salad after his esophagus up?
What?
A salad?
Yeah, salad.
So he was eating.
Are you choked?
I don't know his name, but he was eating, he kind of.
Oh, the picture.
Oh, that's, um, what's bro.
Red hair, red hair guy.
Ah.
So, so he was eating.
Not Dustin May, is it?
He was eating, he was eating salad.
Mm-hmm.
And I guess a chunk of salad got in his throat and maybe he coughed it out.
And then he's like, I felt like a lot of pain.
It is Dustin.
Oh, yeah, Dustin.
And so then his wife is like, no, this is something.
There's something's up.
Let's go to the emergency room.
And he tear his esophagus, bro.
Wow.
He teared his esophagus.
I don't know, from lettuce.
From throwing up?
No, the lettuce.
Maybe it was too.
Maybe cropping it out or like, you know, there's sometimes the thick pieces in a
Caesar salad.
Damn.
I love that part.
Heck no.
I know that's crazy.
He just chomped it down.
People saying salad is healthy for you this whole time.
I ripped this offagus.
Yeah.
A salad injury could rip your freaking esophagus.
That's why you don't need him.
He's pitching now, though.
So he seems to be good back in action.
He's doing great.
Can you imagine the jokes in the...
Exactly.
Like, imagine tearing your esophagus on lettuce having to live that down.
Hey, you care with that salad, bro.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
His nickname is Big Red, but I can't imagine calling somebody who choked on salad Big Red.
Right, yeah.
I probably turned Big Red.
Little red.
Yeah.
Well, I love to it.
Our love to that.
Just seeing the injury list, I was like tripping out, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, man, that sucks.
Yeah.
It's funny because, like, you look it up and it's like, salads will not irritate your esophagus.
But it did.
It did.
It messed up his esophagus, bro.
How does that happen?
I have a huge fear of stuff like that.
There was this.
I have one, a kid choked on a skittle.
One time when I was in summer camp, and I was like, oh, my God.
Every time I ate a skittal, I'm like, I'm going to choke on it.
Yeah, there's a Simpsons episode where Homer chokes on some broccoli, and then he died.
Oh, my gosh.
Is he just ate broccoli?
I mean, it was like one of those episodes where it's like...
Then he came back to him?
Yeah.
Yeah, my brother, he choked on a chicken bone.
He got stuck like on his throat.
Oh, like horizontally?
Oh my God, that hurt.
And it's like stabbing you on the throat?
And my mom had to like stick her finger in.
Yeah.
And then one time my cousin was choking on a hot chito and we all thought she was joking.
So we were laughing at her.
Yeah.
We laughed at her for like a cool like 15 seconds and then we realized she was really choking.
How did you save her?
Just, just, hugh!
To the stomach.
One time I choked on a piece of plastic from.
a tequila bottle, like when you open it.
Oh, yeah.
Because they, like, fell in.
It was in Mexico because they have different packaging.
Yeah.
It fell into my shot.
I didn't realize it.
Yeah.
And then so I started choking.
And the same thing.
People thought I was joking.
Yeah.
They were like, ah, that's funny.
Like, you don't like the tequila.
And I'm like, ugh.
But like, you know.
I remember when I choked on the, what's it called?
Chicken bug right here.
You're a big choker over here.
Yeah.
I don't have a lot of experience.
But, um.
Big choker for Lappica.
Serio.
Big choker.
I'm not going to, I'm not.
I'm not going to hold you, though, because I've done stupid things, too.
Okay, so you know fideos?
Yeah.
But like the seashaw one?
Yeah.
Oh, go to get up my nose ones.
Emma, that was so mad.
Why don't you do that?
I don't know.
But like hard, not cooked.
Okay, I was about saying.
Oh, let's see.
I don't know, bro.
I'm not blaming you because I've done marbles.
Marbles?
What did you do with marbles?
What did you do with marbles?
Angie, what did you do with marbles?
Angie, I'm blaming you.
Angie, what?
What did you do with the canicas?
I would like playing with like marbles a lot.
And what did you do to the canicas?
I would put them in my mouth and I would play with them.
Oh, Angie put canicas in her mouth.
No, listen.
And I remember my Tia was from marbles to Marcus.
That's crazy.
I remember my Tia was like doing my hair, right?
Like a trance.
And so she had me like lean back and I had the marbles in my mouth.
And when she made me like go back, I saw the marbles.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my God.
Pup them out though.
Angie.
Let's go.
You're my best friend.
I love you no matter what.
All right.
Keep it here.
That is traumatized.
Don't judge her.
What's the word?
Connected like I'm rosecrans.
Rooscrans.
Rooscrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
The word is
Young Thug is back, y'all.
What?
Yes.
And we finally know the answer to what is young thug gonna wrap about.
Oh.
All right.
So a snippet of New Young Thug song has hit the web.
It seems like it was leaked.
And I think it's like to test people's reactions.
Because it wasn't like an official young thug.
Thug drop or anything.
Oh, okay.
He's testing the water.
It was like a short 15 second snippet.
It just appeared on like Thugger Daily and like these like Twitter, you know, accounts
that are like dedicated to like Young Thug updates and stuff.
And so this is the first music we've actually heard from him since he's been released from jail.
I'm going to play it for y'all and you guys are going to tell me what you think.
All right.
I'm in a jiggy-to jam.
I lost a goddamn lamb.
She got a question for me.
Daddy, I'm here.
Yes, ma'am.
Like it out of corn, Crim slam.
Grim slam.
What do you think?
I'm mad at it.
I like the way it sounds.
Man, I feel like he's always done a great job.
I like beat selection.
Yeah.
And that beat is fire.
Did I know what he said?
No.
No, but we never usually do.
We know he wasn't talking about slime.
Yeah, but I know this can be used against him in the corner of law.
Exactly.
I know that much.
There you go.
He wasn't talking about sliding.
He wasn't talking about his ops.
He said, are you going to be at home?
Yes, ma'am.
Yeah.
I heard jiggity jam.
Jiggetty jam.
Yeah.
All right, let's hear one.
Yeah.
I lost a goddamn lamb.
She got a question for me.
That him him?
Yes, ma'am.
She got a question for me.
He said, I lost a lamb, which is, I think, part of the stuff that they took from him.
He's not, he's been trying to get, like, his property back that they seized when he went to jail.
So, your last, like, sheep?
Like a farm?
No, a lambour cream.
Oh.
Why would he have sheep?
He made a dog.
He's a guy.
She's a guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it sounds pretty good.
I'm excited to, if that's what.
it's,
sound you like?
The new music is going to sound like I'm ready for it.
Yeah, it's all right.
Yeah, that's cool.
I like it.
Yeah, I need more.
Yeah, same.
Exactly.
All right, look,
Serena Williams is now the owner of a WMBA expansion team in Toronto, Canada.
Wow.
So the team is called the tempo, the Toronto tempo.
And, you know, we all know Serena Williams is a beast on the tennis court.
Yeah.
But now she's transitioning to another court, the basketball court.
Not as a player, though, as an owner.
So she posted a video on her Instagram.
that showed her on the tennis court,
then it changed to a basketball court and said,
new court, new game.
So it was like a super dope trailer.
And the tempo issued a statement and said that
Serena will aid in the team's aesthetic
by bringing it to life visually
and play an active role in future Jersey designs.
Yes.
That's awesome.
That is really cool.
It being in Toronto, though, brings Drake into the fold.
Yes.
That's a great thing.
For sure.
Because he's a big, like, NBA fan
and he's even a part of like the Raptors' ownership group.
I'm not sure if he still currently is, but he definitely was in the past.
To also kind of aid with the visual aesthetics,
like he had like a OVO jersey and stuff like that with the Raptors.
Did they put the OVO owl on the court a couple times?
Yeah, exactly, like Drake Knight and stuff like that.
So it's interesting to see if he's going to be invited to these WMBA games,
you know, when they debut as a team because they still haven't played a game.
They're an expansion team, so they'll be playing in the next year or so.
But I was just thinking, like, imagine if your ex owns something super cool in your hometown.
And it makes it feel like, damn, should I even go to that thing?
I'm more thinking of her man, her husband.
Because if he got flak for her seawking during Super Bowl
when everyone's like, why would you let your wife seewalk or about her ex or whatever?
So now it's like, why would you let your wife get a beach in Toronto?
Her ex is at?
She's still thinking about him.
So he's going to have to respond.
And say something.
Yeah.
I'm sure Drake's going to go to the game.
Just to be petty?
No, I mean, it's his hometown.
He always supports, like, his hometown sports team.
Did this team exist previously?
No.
No, it's exactly new.
Oh, it's new.
Okay.
So it's going to debut, and you know when they debut, like, you know, opening night,
they're going to want all the Toronto celebrities there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's like.
At the end of the day, it's for the city of Toronto.
Justin Bieber.
The weekend.
The weekend.
The weekend.
Nav.
Yeah.
Belly.
Drake.
Drake.
There's other people who are Canadian.
Michael Boublee?
Michael Boublee?
Michael Blaine.
Wow.
Jesse Reyes?
Jesse Reyes?
She's a idiot?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't know that.
I just know it's going to be a conversation that doesn't need to be had because it should be a celebration of like that's tight good for Serena.
Yeah.
But even in just like the being in Toronto.
Keanu Reeves.
You know what I'm saying?
It's going to be like, yeah, people are going to be like, oh, like, why isn't Drake there?
Oh, oh, it's all Serena's fall.
Yeah.
And I believe you me, I don't think Drake could ever own anything in Compton.
No, not at all.
But if he did.
He left L.A.
I feel like he'd be petty.
If he wanted to play chess correctly, he would have bought the Tams.
The Tams?
The Tams?
B Tams.
Yes, that one.
If he wanted to play chess correctly.
That hurts me right now even thinking about it.
I'm so glad he didn't know how to play chess.
I'm so good.
He's a checker to guy.
Thank you, V.
All right.
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Hey!
Sambra Salah with Angie.
Oh my God, Letty.
Our bebec.
Who?
Our bebesucchi.
Oh,
R. Bichota.
Carol G's boyfriend
Uh-oh.
Was caught Cheney.
Oh, you're right.
Our Beavisa.
Whoa.
Also, that's what the rumor was going on, okay?
Why would we be so dumb?
Nah.
Yeah, so our Bebacita.
Carol G.
Carol G.
She's dating Fade, right?
Yeah.
And there's been a lot of speculation saying, like, oh, they've been breaking up.
Who is Fade, Angie?
That's her boyfriend.
No, boy.
But he's a producer.
He's an artist.
He's actually a great songwriter.
He's wrote.
Some of like Jay Balvin's biggest hits and some of the biggest reggaeton artist,
he's wrote their songs.
Yeah.
And then recently he decided to become his own artists.
He launched it, yeah.
Some would say Balvin isn't the same after Fade left the camp.
Yep.
Some would say.
No, I mean, that's what a lot of people are saying.
I think I wouldn't say.
But I also don't know the before and after.
Yeah, it's because, yeah, Faye used to be the producer.
He would write for Jay Balving all at time, things like that.
And now ever since Fade launched himself as the artist.
Yeah, got you.
Yeah, now Jay Bavin hasn't hit the same.
music too.
Carol G makes a great music.
She does.
And she doesn't deserve to be cheated on.
She was already publicly cheated on by that other fool you guys.
Oh, wow.
Gola!
I would never ever forgive me.
Annoying.
She gave him everything.
She gave him everything.
She made that really nice song, oceans about him.
That's a great song.
Yeah, that is.
Yes.
And then he cheated on her with Yeelilin la Maziral.
And then she left him from 6-9, which is weird.
What did Yeelina Mazziral have, though?
The Carol G didn't have.
I don't know.
You tell me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
They never have the more.
They never have more.
He had a baby on her.
Yeah.
And then she left him for 6-9 and it's so weird.
It's just like a weird love triangle.
And then I went out of weird simpy over Carol G.
Following her, going to her concerts and talking about her.
I think he still is.
He might still be doing it right now.
He might have been praying on this downfall.
He loves her.
So Carol G moves on to Fade,
which she's been super happy with.
Everyone's happy for them.
Very cute couple.
They seem very in love.
I love them.
And so Fade has a very distinctive, like, look, right?
Everyone looks like him.
Well, everybody's trying to look like him.
I've been told I look like him.
Yes, it's that.
You don't look like Fade.
They put aside, but I've got it like 10 times already.
Ten times.
One by who.
This reminds me of what Duno said that he sounds like JOP.
Yeah.
Greg is like, I don't know what they say.
It looks like that.
He wears the white shades and the green hats.
I don't know why they keep saying that.
Yeah, so that's the thing.
He has an aesthetic.
Yeah, Fates thing is like he's always like he wears a lot of green
He always has the white glasses things like that, right?
He has like a...
He doesn't even have a goat.
He looks like me.
He does not.
I look like a mustache.
Yeah, but loki, if you put on the white glasses and you wear a green shirt.
Yeah, you wear some chains.
You too could look like Faye.
Yeah, anybody could look like here.
There you go.
So now there's been like a video going around, right?
And it looks like it's Fade at a club and a girl's twerking on him.
He's like slapping her up, you know?
And everyone's accusing him of cheating on Carol G.
Okay.
But if you look closely,
this is like what happened with Becky G's man.
Yeah.
Cut him at the club.
He actually cheated.
That was actually,
she didn't deserve that.
Well, you don't know that this would do.
This is like what Fabio Foreign did,
and then he said,
damn, you can't even dance with friends anymore.
This is definitely not a friend.
It's not a friend because I'm telling you,
the way that the girl is twerking on him,
backing it up on her, on him,
like that is not a friend.
But.
He could be a friend, though.
But this is not fade, you guys.
This is a look-alike.
Oh.
But I'm just thinking like, oh my God.
Faye's so smart to hire.
You swear.
Was it me?
I hope I didn't.
Hold on.
Because you swear he's going to be out in public with no like entourage, no security, nothing whatsoever.
Did he have chains on?
No, he did not.
Not him.
Smart.
So that's the only reason we think it's a lookalike because he has no security?
Because there's a lot of lookalikes.
He's been having a lot of lookalikes.
Oh, my God.
Enhelica.
Yeah.
Hellica is very agilable.
What do you?
You really think this is going to be?
That wasn't me.
That was a double-gallelike.
Fade is going to be, it is.
That's how Becky G. Carter meant.
He shouldn't have been in the club with no security surrounding him knowing he has a girl like Becky G.
Facts.
That's what always happens, Angie.
No, no.
Tristan Thompson?
Dude, if I were to show you every single video we're saying there.
It was Tristan Thompson's brother that did it.
No, this is different.
This is different.
Because this is Fade.
This is Carol G.
There's a lot.
No, I'm jealous.
No, no.
No, no.
No, even though it already happened.
Well, yeah.
And he regretted it.
I need to see this video.
Where is this video?
I'm Brown Vice Morning 106.
Oh, thank you, Gregi.
It's not fake.
I don't want to believe it.
Like, I don't want them to break up, honestly.
Like, they are like one of the few couples that I look at them.
I'm like, they're cool.
They're cute.
They're happy.
I want them to stay together.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
It's all that's posted is just a photo of fade.
No, it's not necessarily.
It's honestly.
Yeah.
And maybe it has it uploaded.
Please hurry up and make it upload.
No, it's hard to them.
But I'm looking at the video right now.
That's on our story.
It looks exactly like them.
It looks exactly.
Okay, also, I want to point out.
It's on World Latin start.
That's one of the best ones.
I'm going to follow it.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm following it too.
One of the best ones?
Oh, is it for that?
You're gross.
No, that's great.
Spanish news.
They do.
They do.
Just remember that.
That's fade.
Oh, bro.
That's fade.
That's not fade.
That's the look alike.
It's the glasses, the hair and all the green.
That would be such a weirdo if he went to the gloves looking like a
Angie, that's a private section.
By himself.
That's fade, bro.
It's a private section.
He's not by himself.
He's with his side chick.
Two of them.
Two girls that are not Carol G.
And this is not fate.
And I'm,
I did not believe it.
What happened with Professor Pluma?
He was just,
it was someone else walking that looked like him.
He was helping her.
Okay, that's different.
He was helping to get to her room.
He was helping to get to the room.
This is fake.
No, I feel like Victor,
you understand this because you have so many lookalike.
No, that one time.
That one time there was a club video.
It was Vic.
It was him
That was having the girl on the couch
But to be
To be fair
There's like
I get tagged in a video
Every weekend of me at the club
But it's not me
You know what I'm saying
But I'm not like that person
Luckily
That person hasn't been doing anything scandalous
Because this guy luckily
This guy in the video too
He has a sleeve
And fade has a sleeve
And no to me
The biggest
The biggest sign is that it's two women
And not one
And he's in a private section
Private section
Security
And get
In the privacy section, no one's around you.
This is boy math.
This is boy math.
Okay.
Securities at the entrance and the entourage is away.
He's having his two ladies that he picked up in the little corner for a little private.
And he's trying to scoot to the corner all the way so he doesn't get any videos.
People like his security is probably like, hey, don't record that.
That's why the video came from like up top.
A top angle.
Yes.
How's Carol G?
Gerald G.
She hasn't said anything.
Of course she is.
Hey, his music.
She never said anything.
I'm sorry that this is happening, but her music about this is going to.
be so fired.
Her music has been fire, period.
I know, but like she elevates every time.
She does.
Somebody cheats on her more, you know?
Okay, one time.
Does she cheat on her more either?
No, don't say that.
Not what I don't want that happened, but I just, I'm a fan of her music.
You know what I'm saying?
It goes through arcs, you know, it goes through like, she's in love.
She is.
We got to start.
Excuse me, sorry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Y'all got to start being with people that have a unique look.
Because, loki, if this is a spade, he could say that's just someone that looks like me.
And then that's what I was saying about,
I'm not, Vic.
Because Vic, you always get confused.
No, but that looks like...
Your man looks like every other Dodger fan that's nerdy.
And doesn't eat.
Yeah.
It wasn't me, babe.
Yeah.
I got caught up once.
You got caught up once?
Yeah, because my arm's all black because of my sleeve.
So not a lot of people have that.
So there's a picture of it.
And I was like, man.
Also, this could happen to Maximo at any time with Lloyd.
Like, if Lloyd is doing something, then he can be, you know what I'm saying?
I'm so glad who I don't look like nobody except the low rider logo.
It wasn't me, baby
It was a lowrider logo
I'm crazy
Great
Yeah
What happened to you
Stop dating the girls
That just they look the same
It just happened too
I was so mad
Yeah
Cover up your sleeve
Wear like armaged
Yeah I'm gonna start
Like AI
When I go out
I'm gonna start wearing sleeves
Like usually
Oh you got hot?
Oh
Yeah
The tattoo
The tattoo was like
Wait what were you doing
And you have a girl
That caught you
And when was this
What girl?
I was saying
How your girls
like a certain have a certain look so they're not too unique.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's talk about that.
Yeah, we'll talk about that instead.
Greg, don't you know, dressed like it's 2005.
So, you know, you say, that's an old photo.
Yeah, just wear my old clothes, but I don't even fit into that anymore.
You know, like, I don't even have that shirt.
I used to really like it.
You have any fat form you can wear?
No.
This is obviously a vintage photo.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Angie, it's fade.
It's not fade.
It's not fade.
Yeah.
You have to show me why it's not fade.
Because it's not fade because he'd be so dumb to be exposing himself like that.
Men are dumb, Enjee.
Guys are dumb.
And flopping.
That's when they do it.
They're dumb.
I know.
We're just the boy.
You're so dumb.
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