Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 423 "Hey Dad, Hypothetically If I Had a Boyfriend"... W/Concrete | Brown Bag Mornings (03/20/25)

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

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Brownback Morning's Power 106. That's right. Good morning. Happy Thursday, everybody. We made it to Thursday. Yes, we did. Oh, there it is. There he is.

Concrete's back with us? Yes. Concrete. What's good? What's good? Buenos dejas, peritos. Wake up. Concrete's making me laugh over here.

Why? I can't tell you why. Man. Tickling you? No, we're live. We're live. They're not tickling you. Yeah, they're matching.

No, they're matching. Me and Concrete are. Matchy. Tickle me rosecrans. Everybody's playing green except the losers. Yeah, just the team. That's true. Hey, we're having a concrete.

Explain the name of what we're doing later. It was going to be Chicano Studies. No, no, no. It's going to be Tepeake's teachings. That's cool. That's cool. And we're doing this for March Madness. Another game, we've been playing games.

I've been really bad. I lost both games very early, like in the first round. There's a lot of fraud going around. There is. It's like some, yeah, and Greg keeps winning. I was looking at the video that we posted. I don't keep demolished you. You did, bro.

It's winning. Greg. Me. I won good yesterday. Like, there was no chance. Oh, yeah. I don't know, but I was sitting. You guys can't see.

You can't use three fingers. You can't use two fingers. You still lost like three years. See, what everybody needs to understand is that like the sooner I leave the game, the bigger I become. And I'm just going to start, like, pointing at people and hoping and praying that I hope everybody. You know what I actually got me that one time for the spelling bee.

When you were like, no, shaking your head. Yeah. So my recommendation for today is that let me go further in the thing and I'm just let everybody rock. I'm just, you know, I want to win that be. What? One more more more than. The Beaks teachings. I want to win today.

Good love. I even wore the same colors concrete. Who are we going to sacrifice today? Perritos, let's go. Wake up. Find out next. I'm 5-106. Scrolling with the homies.

The homie Gregorio All right you guys When you see this video It's going to be stuck in your head forever And I'd like to think concrete for this Because I've been saying it all week And I cannot get it out of my head What is it?

There's a little boy going viral Because how he sells shoes And he goes by the name of Sapa Boy Sapa boy Yes he works for a store He works for a store He works for a store And he knows how to sell the hell out of a shoe

Sapa? Z A Pee Like Sappato Like Sappato But it's sapa boys. But it's Sapa kids is the store name. He's going viral. Yeah, he's working. But he's doing a lot of videos for them.

Oh, okay. Child labor? That's what I'm wondering. Is that child labor? Are you reporting child labor right now? Greg, are you sure? No, it's Mexico. It's fine, right?

Yeah, it's Mexico. Okay. Wait, Greg, what do you mean is Mexico? He's actually of age already in Mexico. He's actually late to work in Mexico. He's actually late to work in Mexico. My cigarettes. I'm six there.

He's going viral because how happy he is to sell these shoes And just all the energy that he's giving Listen to this Let's hear it Let's hear it I am super excited To sell sapa boy Let's hear it

Let's hear it Oh Wow He did Oh no Hold on hold on Sorry Vic is covering It wasn't me

It wasn't me Wrong oxen Okay listen to this Saludos to Allison, Ernie, and Diego, the part of Zapo. Look, these sandalias. Wow. They're of milkro, and it's of skin.

And they're pretty-simus. And it's a pookite and audace. Wow. I'm going to buy to buy one. Wow. Wow. What emotion. Zap-a-Boy.

What emotion. Damn, this is so far. And they're so fire. So on the Pia. And it's how wow, it's Gw-wow! All right, Vic, you can do this in the

English version. How would it be? No, I can't have the same enthusiasm. The Spanish is just like, it gives it the most emotion. He's really happy. I'll play one more time.

Yeah. I'll play one more time. Come on, come on. Saludos to Allison, Eni, and Diego of part of Zapo. Look, They're padrissimus.

And in the coquita and audas. Wow. Wow. Oh, I don't know this kid, but I just know he was raised by his grandma. Why? Because my grandma talks the exact same way. Wow. Wow.

Wow. I mean, look. Look, no, ma. Everything's exaggerated. Yes, but it's like an excited, like, but it's just like a certain, like a certain, like, I guess like language. It's like, Padrisimos,

me, like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's almost like you're singing.

Yes, but it's a little more old school. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? And a lot of people like these videos because it's not only

his, like, enthusiasm and how happy is. He does like these jazz hands and like the way he does his expression. Yes. It's hilarious. It's hilarious.

It's hilarious. Yeah, he does like waving his hands and I don't know how to explain it. Bro, sending me this video. I'm sending this to Little Vic and tell him, He needs to get a job. Work on your guao, okay?

Work on your guao. Work on your enthusiasm. Work on your emotion. I got to feel it. Yes. And if you want to see the video, it's up on Brown by Mornings 106 on Instagram, go check it out.

That's awesome. No, yeah, I need to see this. Also, Maximo, we have Simper Pimp coming up, don't we? Yes, we do. There's an artist who's coming out with the Simp Anthem. Oh, I'll show you. Okay. Play it.

Oh, they're owning it. All right. Let's go. Happy first day of spring, everybody. Oh, it's the first day? You guys didn't say this earlier? No. Wow.

Wow. Wow. What's the emotion. That's pretty-simo. No way. No way. That's a good. That's the, what's the season?

Don't know anything. Maximo. What's the season? Spring. No. No. Spring. I have no idea

Victor Oh, M-G Not Verano Nope Cindy I'm thinking about buddy right now

Don't say anything He knows He knows Of course Anto Inferno No No

That's helpful For Fonzie's Gregi Greggie It's right there Pappas in beer Spring break That's all I know

I can't Andrew and Concord at the same time with me. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Primavera! In the Junco Primavera. It's spring, esprings. That usually always works.

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does it. No, it doesn't. Like what word? S-word? Sprite. Sprite. Wow.

Esol da, stupid. See? Tide. All right. Oh, we have shout out. Yes, we do. Anthony wants to shout out the Brown Bay family and says God bless you all and all your families Hey yes yes need that need that Haley wants to give a shout out to concrete she said she saw him in

Pittsburgh in the Bay Area and the show was a great time thank you shout us to you I was talking to Concrete about his shows would you have a you have a slew of them this weekend no right yeah we have one today and downy and then one tomorrow a pop-up show in Burbank right here right here the city and I was asking do you do you do your characters because I had talked to Greg before and he's like oh yeah concrete makes us lug around all of these luggagees because they're all have his costumes it's crazy I don't know if I signed up to be a DJ or to be his assistant like that one for that held Diddy's umbrella

and probably other stuff but Greg is like yeah that's me for concrete and I was no way so he does characters what you told me me. Yeah, he's character. Every now and then. Every now and then we'll do characters.

What characters? Like, you gotta come and see, buy a ticket for my... But I asked. There's one tour you do all characters and then this tour

is more stand-up. Yeah, but it was only... The Perita's only tour, Barito's world tour, it's just stand-up, which I might start doing characters because people are asking for them, but the one that is just sketches

and just characters is a classic. Clowns. Class Clowns. Okay. You know, which Greg is a part of as well. Of course, yes. Yeah.

Does that happen often, the class clowns? That's once a month, but we want to take it on tour. Nice. Yeah, yeah, we're looking at Vegas as a residency, hopefully soon. That's cool. That would be so cool. Yeah, dope. When did you start doing characters?

Was it in school? Was it at your house? Was it? Oh, yeah. I was like 7, 8 or something like that when I took my dad's camera and started doing my own videos, yeah. That's cute. Were you pretending to be him?

No. No, I was a, I remember I was doing a bunch of like You and that mint, everybody, he has a mint in his mouth. What? I was doing a bunch of, we're going to have a man. We're going to say funny stuff right now. No, if I notice, my chair is kind of slanted is because in case I got to jump out and save them.

Yeah. Concrete is a choking hazard. I don't got to be choking to get a hug, guys. On that camera. Big hug him. Who was your, like, first characters? It was that little kid from the Martin Lorne show. Do you remember that little kid?

Oh, yeah. Martin played the little kid. like a little sling nose kid. So I did that character on my dad's camera. And then. Your dad's camera? Did you have to like wind it up? No, no.

I don't have to draw or what? Oh, concrete. He just got you unks. He just got old. They get on bieffo. Anciano. So do I really have an uncle wallet? You have a wallet that my dad used to have, yes.

He used to have? Yeah. He used to have? Yeah. That's a great man. Yeah. He is. He is. He definitely has a dad wallet. Yeah. It's a docker's wallet.

It looks really old, but he got it a few months ago. It's in December. It's like one of the things like you shove your entire life into it. I know. It's so thick. Like, what the hell do you have in there? Random business cards, like jumpers and check, tech, tables. Can we go through your wallet?

You're supposed to take a photo of the. Check, check, check, letty. Don't look through it before we look through it. Yeah. Go ahead. Concree, is supposed to take photos of the business. There's not, yeah, yeah, yeah, I save business cards. I don't know why.

Yeah, my mom does that. For businesses that I'm never going to buy from. My dad does that. My mom does that. It's a dark brown, thick while it has like the three little things. Three slides. Yeah, three slides. Oh, wait, the ID comes out like that too.

I have every single idea I've ever had. You have every ID. Oh, he does. Why? You carry it with you every day. He wants to prove he the citizen. Oh, then his. We get it.

Oh, wow. We get it. You're documented. Yeah, porcise. A target. A target. gift card. Oh, shoot that.

I haven't used that. 45 seconds. Oh, Daniel's jewelers? Wow. Another Daniel's jewelers. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

That's for good luck. That's for good luck. I have one too. Perito's only card. One. I want one. It's a debit card. It's a debit card.

A tequila business card. Who is calling? Wow. He's mad that I'm taking him all out. I'm never going to. He had it organized. Yeah. Signature.

Smiles Dental Group? Wow. Look at that smile. Wow. A play on, play on, play on card? Wow. That's for the players, players, you know. Padissimo.

No, is it like a. Oh, is the Dengris one? So is this one like a Dave and Busters one? So is this one like a Dave and Busters place? Probably. Yeah. But not, yeah, but not that. Yeah.

That's for the adult arcade. Yeah. He has a, he has a membership to Hardee's. What's Hardee's? Members? No, that's just a gift card. But what's Hardee's? Carl's Jr. Hardies is Carl's Jr. It's Carl's Jr.

Yeah, I know, but what's hard? But in another state. Oh, yeah, it is. It is. Wow. So they're hardy instead of Cross Jr. In other state? Oh, you're right.

We're not doing that. Another batch. Another batch? Another batch? I'm all nervous. I'm all nervous. I'm all right. Wait, what's in there? I forgot.

I know. He has a bus pass? Tequila. Another, Ulyses is from Tequila through hio it's his big sport oh no this is a this is a tag from a shirt oh okay

oh I don't know I have that in there a laugh factory business card business card from the laugh factory okay oh he's nervous I don't even know

I don't even know I have in there man no town bullies if you want a bulldog he had the he kept your business card I don't even like dogs like that apparently is like

like for your bag Like the... Checking. Is you lose your bag? Yeah. Checking bag? Oh, just in case I can't find it. Yeah,

four months ago, huh? Yeah. This was in 2020. You could throw that away. What about the tech? A Ross gift card. Oh! Let's go.

Dress for that. L.P.K. Hats. All for a Tehana. Okay. De Pia. What's Rocket Crew? What you see?

Oh. Wow. Wow. Padrisimo. Wow. Is it Velcro? A Macy's happy return Wow

You return the gift Yeah No I'll get it I stole something And I returned it Someone named Steve Kim Just wants you to call Oh that's my boy Steve Kim

Yeah no no He does the three knockdown rule Mara Lopez And he also does another show Jason Whitlock So yeah That's his business guy He does media

Yeah he does media Romero Garcia Okay Marisco Marisco That's a good one What's this? Watch meat. I don't know.

Some dude gave me that like a week ago at, I was eating and he was like, hey, man, take my business car. I'm a comedian. So I don't know. Oh, yeah, it is a comedian. Yeah. Nice. I just been keeping stuff. Okay.

That's a tag. Shot caller mobile bar. Okay. Okay. You do keep a lot of business card for no reason. Winefulness. This is a wine, a wine. Okay.

Oh, fancy. Oh, a check. Hey. Oh. It was a checkful for 100. I never deposited that You should Oh damn, okay

Has it expired? Wow Okay you guys Bear with us There's one more No I got you found that No stack

There's another stack Bro you are a deal You are This is all the stuff He's gotten within Since December Yeah Within three months

His entire life Taco Bell My Adam and Eve card Is in there Lifetime member You got one of these? Uh-huh. What is it?

Yeah. Look at you different. Yeah. Look at you different. What? You have a Sam's Plus card? And a Costco. And a Costco. Yeah, I'm waiting for the Costco card.

Sam's Club. Sam's Club. Let's go Sam's. Best buy. Oh, yeah, for sure. Got to have a best buy. Riegel. Oh, yeah, got to have a regal.

I love much movies. Venture, this one's hard. Yeah. And then Bank of America. Yeah. What happened to your Costco card? Yeah. It's in there?

No, it's not. We just went through your whole wallet. Then stop. Then don't keep looking at all. So what are we going to do with these gift cards? I mean, these. The $100, what are you going to do with that? Let's give them away.

Let's give them away today. What are we doing? Let's get away your $100 check? Yeah, the peak teachings today. Whoever wins gets. Oh, I love my brim. This is my rich, primo. This is the brown with the bag.

Shake it. Shake it. Every time he gets excited, he turns to the wall. Like our red nose. Coming up at 8.30, we're still doing March Madness, our universities, right? And we're like, bro, what kind of classes do they have in universities? And then we came up with Chicano Studies. Nice.

We're going to have a Chicano Studies pop-plice. We were naming it. We were naming it. Yeah, the Peaks teachings. Yeah, Peaks teachings. Yes. And you are, one of your characters is the peak. Yep.

Do you have a backstory to him? Not really. I just, yeah. I saw his headdress. Yeah, he's ready. Yeah. Has anybody ever been naked in here? He's not kidding.

I know he's not kidding. The Pique is naked? He gets naked. Yeah. Oh, you didn't know? No, I didn't have no. But Tepeke is getting pop quizzes? And we're going to learn a date.

That's going down. That's scary. What are them shout-outs do we have, Greg? While I put this whole stuff away. We got a lot of birthday shout-outs. Javier wants to shout out his niece, Violet, for her ninth birthday. I'll do that. I'll do that.

I'll do that. Why are you nervous? Because you don't separate it, right? You're supposed to put the food with the food, the cards with the card, the gift cards with the gift. You are? Yes. Just, please guys. Please.

You guys don't do that? It's a girl thing? I bring her bag over here. Let's go. Go. You can get through my bag. No, I would never do that. It's kids toys.

Kids toys. It's little cars. Leboobo. Yeah. La boob. Fran Celia wants a birthday shout-out for her daughter. Issa. Elisa. Elisa.

She's turning four years old. Happy birthday from her mom, dad, and sister. Ms. Agiri on Instagram wants to give a birthday. Shout out to her son. It's his 12th birthday. His name is Anthony Hymesh from Orange County. Anthony! And Raquel wants to give a birthday shout out to her daughter Bella, who's turning seven.

Bella! Bella! Yes. Bella. Yes. Happy birthday to all of you. Felizuplanos a ti. Is it okay if we talk on the radio?

Of course, of course, of you guys? the guys are fighting about how concrete loves wearing Mexican Jordans. Oh yeah. There's nothing wrong with those. I agree. I'm personally not a shoehead like that to know even what a Mexican Jordan is, but apparently it's Team Jordans.

Flights. So it's another... It's flights and team Jordans. And then the guys are just debating like, these are cool though, and then no, they're not. If you're 30 and up. There's nothing wrong with Team Jordan. Hold on. To that little kid out there, to that little kid, look.

Don't let nobody bully you, dog. Bullying your parents. And to the 40-year-old fool, too. Nothing wrong with you. No, I'm fine. I'm looking at this. I had the Jordan 21s. I don't think anybody else had the Jordan 21s.

I swear I had those. And the 19s. What's mean about the bullying of Concord. Even Jose was like, oh, yeah, I had the flights or whatever. And then Concrete's like, oh, yeah, I have those two. And then Jose's like, when I didn't know any better. He thought he had found someone to And this is a complete guy thing

Because I am out of the loop on this I just hear you guys being like Nah but these were cool But these weren't cool It ends up being like all the ones that weren't Like an official number Like that Jordan didn't wear That Jordan didn't wear

That like The retro tunes And online they make fun of you about it All the time All the time You're not alone though Yeah you're in good company Yeah

Yeah People are still mad that I wear Fubu. I like that you wear Fubu's cool. Have you worn your Pippins? Your Pippins yet? Yeah, I wore them. At the show the other day, people were so happy to see me and them. And out of them as well.

Yesterday, Concrete showed me some shacks. He's like, look at these shacks, bro. And I was like, yeah, they're sick. But like. What? I've never talked to that. But I thought his energy. He was just trying to be nice.

I felt your energy, dog. No, no. I like, I want them. You know what? I'm jealous of you because you're confident enough to wear those. I'm not. Yeah, Vick is afraid of being made fun of. You don't care about the shakosis.

He would just say you have the confidence. Yeah. Not the style or nothing. The confidence to wear something like that is crazy. He's basically saying like, I'm a little gordita with a short dress. Like I shouldn't have wearing that. But your confidence is everything. Everything is confidence, mamacita.

That's everything. But I guess, concrete, you don't find out that they're not, quote, unquote, cool until you've already bought them. But at least when you bought them, you thought they were cool. I visualized my outfit and I was like, that looks horrid. And so the specific ones that you bought and then that you were in the car with our homie Duno. So you bought these shoes and then you're like, you genuinely thought they were nice. They are nice. No, but then Duno was clowning.

Yeah. Well, Duno was counting because. He wears Air Force 1s. Hey. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Well, he wears Air Force 1s and then two days later they look like they're flat.

Like, Gandhenghorpe. They're like cross. But that's just Air Force ones in general. No? Huh? No, the Air Force ones don't like, no say. They're nice. It's a classic shoe.

He has to have a comeback. Put the song. Put the song. I didn't know the shoes cause so much, like, clavized. I know. within friends. Oh, it does. Because what I would hope is that you go to a shoe store,

you're not influenced by. If anything, this fool's not influenced by society. He's not. He goes by what he likes. That's good. You guys are influenced. Ever since I was a kid,

they used to make fun of me. Like, I used to, like, I remember when I was in, like, fifth grade, I remember I got these, I got these Sonics of the hedgehog shoes. And I remember, I was like, my dad, I need these because if I wear these, I'm going to run faster.

Yeah. So much. Oh, that's so cute. And when I got to school, people were like, oh my God. He's pretty. Sonic shoes

And I was like, what's wrong on my Sonic shoes? So this has been going on for decades, guys. And he's still confident. I love that. I love that about that. And he's thinking with that

Palabra. You're not fashionable. You're confident. You guys are out of control. You're not a commercial break. No, we're going to do a super PIN. Simp.

Or Pimp. B I am. Sit, sit, sit, sit. Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips, Sips. Gio, L'A Mux. There's a rapper by the name of Dave Blunts who made a Simp anthem. And for those that don't know Dave Blunts,

he's like a really heavy set rapper. Yeah. That's been performing on a couch on stage. Like 500 pounds? Yeah, and people have been calling them out. Yeah. He also had like a back and forth with Snoop Dog about the issue. So that's what's kind of made on Barrow.

His music is pretty good. But he actually just, drop the anthem for all simps out there. Oh my God. Listen. He is tired of being a sin. This is going on my Instagram nose right now.

He says he sends her money. Relatable. And she don't give him none. It's like an emo sims. Yeah. It's like pretty cool. Style. Yeah.

It's like a high-pitched energy auto-tunes song. She doesn't love me. Yeah. I said, too money. I'm not familiar with his music, but normally, does he rap like that? Oh, yeah. That's his style. He does a little bit of everything, but autotune is pretty much like his main thing.

And I think it, like, kind of makes impact on people because he's, like, so big. And then there's like a high-pitched voice, so it's like, it doesn't happen. No, that's why when I heard him right now, I was like, oh, that's it. You wouldn't picture that. He also has a girl that people have always said, like, oh, she's using you for, like, your money or your, success, she has a girlfriend. And that's why he makes this type of music because people are always making fun of him.

The reason it's impactful. The reason it's impactful, Vic, it's because it's relatable. Right. Yes. It's the ultimate scent music. Everybody can relate to that. Yeah. I felt that bar for bar. Word for word. Let's go, Greg. So who are you sending money to? Don't worry about him. But she didn't love me back.

Sing it, Greg. Sing it, sing it, sing it. I sent her money. Nope, she didn't. I guess I am a trick. I'm tired to be to sim Everybody I sent her money

She spends it on air one instead That's good That's healthy At least she's healthy She's healthy That's good That's good Oh man

Do you guys think sending a girl money Automatically makes her your girl Or is No Your girl or a girl A girl A girl Yeah I need this answer

Because the guy said I sent her money She doesn't love me Was she supposed to? Is that the exchange? Yeah, probably I mean it depends on Where you're sending the money to

What girl? Where she's at? If it's on fig If you send it through Western Union She probably don't love you Yeah, she for sure don't love you Yeah, that's You can't track

I don't get it seven days later Yeah No, I mean if you send her girl money It's like No, that doesn't mean she's your girl Okay But you have you have goals But he's like sending her money

Realizing It should give you admission into that? That thing or not. No, he's realizing that. I said her money. Even after he sent her money, she still doesn't love him. So he's just like, wait a minute. Yeah.

I thought this would work. Got it. Like he's doing too much. He's trying to spoil her in order in hopes that she spoils him. I feel attacked. Jesus Christ. You know how we talk about R&B a lot and how no one says sorry in music or whatever. This song just feels like, okay, vulnerable guy.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? True. I bet a lot of people felt it. Do you think that works then? I think if more of you were acting like that instead of like, because you just admitted you send girls money before you'd be like, I'll never

send a girl money, ah, she can get a penny and I wouldn't pick it up or whatever. Yeah, but like you do that. Yeah. Music like it allows you to do that. I'm a fan of vulnerable music. You should be. I don't know of R&B guys are not, most R&B guys

are the craziest ones down. Of course. But they're allowed to be vulnerable. You guys are not. Yeah, I like that. These ones are like the rah-rah outside of it. Yeah, he's admitting like he kind of took an L, you know, with this girl. He's realizing, wait, maybe I may have, like, because if somebody calls you a trick, it's kind of like in a bad way.

And then he's like, maybe I am because, like, I send her money and she doesn't love me. So I respect it. That's why you never saw emotions, main. Sell your emotions? Never show. Show your emotions. Never show your emotion. Never show your money.

I don't care. Except confidence. Yeah. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. He puts us a con in confidence. He does.

Maybe I should say, you know what. I'm trying to wear in Team Jordan. Sip. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for. The homie help line. Amanda needs our help. Amanda. Amanda sent us. a DM and said, hey, Brown Bag, please keep me anonymous. Okay. Wait.

Vinter. All right, okay. Amanda. Sarah. Mandy. No, I'm so sorry, Amanda. Wow. Angie, Ariana.

No. No, A. No A. No A. Okay. Lauren. Lodi. Mandy.

Mande. Mendi Moore. Bianca. Esmeralda. Courtney. Amanda. Dada. I don't know

Dora Danya Bianca Bacoba Kakova I feel like we always Never mind Go ahead

Amen All right Okay so she said My dad dropped me off to school Every morning And we listen to you guys On our way But I need no

It's a different Amanda He just hurt What? What? You know I'm Ron Burgundy I'm Ron Burgundy Okay All right

She said So I'm a senior in high school And prom is coming up Nice I'm so excited to go with my boyfriend. He did a cute promposal with flowers, balloons, and signs.

But the thing is, my dad thinks I'm going with my friends. Oh, nah. And he doesn't know, I have a boyfriend. No, she doesn't. That's your friend. She said, this is my first boyfriend, by the way. She said, I've been keeping this away from him because he's super strict and I know he's going to lose it

when I tell him about my boyfriend and force me to break up with him. For sure. You don't have a boyfriend. Oh my God. Let her talk. She said, I have good grades in school. I'm an ASB. Don't get in any trouble.

But I'm just tired. I'm tired of hiding my boyfriend from my dad. I want to come clean and tell my dad about Mikey. But I don't know how to, Brown Bag. Please help. I just want my dad to trust me. That's so cute. First of all, you don't have a boyfriend.

That is your friend. A guy that's a friend. Yeah. That's not your boyfriend. When was your first girlfriend? Me? Mm-hmm. I think it was like 16 at church

Okay, when was... 16 at church. All right. What was your first girlfriend? You got a church to grow. Fourth grade. Fourth grade. You're eight.

Yeah. Okay. Nine, nine, nine. Nine. When was your first boyfriend? Wait. That's fine. That's fine.

When? Just say, win. It's all good. It's all good. It's fine. What was your first partner? Yeah. The first time I met Ryan was...

Concrete experimented What's the Maclemore song? In the third grade. I thought I was... Sorry, sorry. What was your first girlfriend, concrete? Man, when I met my wife in 2000. Great answer.

That's your first and only girlfriend home. That's it. You just knew. You're waiting for yourself. The rest of them were just... Yeah. Whatever's. Practice.

Yeah. Practice. What was your first whatever's? Um. Let me see. I don't even know. Like this was fourth grade. This was.

Oh, I mean, my first. Damn. Go ahead. The first what? What? Tomorrow was, I don't know. It was like sixth grade. Six grade.

Okay. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Six grade. Angie, first boyfriend. Damn. Okay.

Okay. You guys are going to judge me. I think 19. I was old. 19. Oh, good. Greg? Greg.

Oh, Greg? Oh, 17 13 first girlfriend first girlfriend see

these are this is the age yeah you guys were just a little bit more active fourth grade over there but I mean I had like a imaginary girlfriend she was like a teacher aide

oh I remember about that yeah I was in love with her for sure he was in love with her even on the graduation day you were sad yeah I was sad she's pregnant

how could she how could she How good. You didn't wait for me. This is real. He brings it up a lot. I was almost there. Yeah, that's Miss Martinez for me, man.

Fourth grade. Third grade. She broke your heart. Okay. What about you? Kindergarten. Kindergarten. Yay.

That's your first boyfriend of kindergarten? Wow. I'm crazy. She knew right on the bat. We go together, Luis. But Angie. Like you were saying, you're calling them for being fast. Yeah, no, I took it back.

Oh, yeah, now. You get to see. No, yeah, go, go. Same energy. Same energy. No, that's my best friend. Yeah. And it was nothing.

It was just like, oh, I like your hair. I just held hands with the girl. It was nothing. It's just the boy that I ran away from. Like, that helped me tag with and I would run away from him. Your first boyfriend is? Luis has a girlfriend right now. No, Luis has a girlfriend right now.

Luis has like a Julisa. Yeah. And they've met each other like two times. And they just hold hands? Love at first sight. Yeah. They don't hold hands nothing. She just bosses him around.

She just bosses him around and he likes it. Pretty cool. He's like my girlfriend, Jalisa. It's true. This is real facts. But this baby girl, Bianca, she is a boyfriend. She feels like she's senior. She's doing all things right.

She's an ASB. She has good grades, all of that. But she does have a very. very strict dad. She's had a boyfriend behind her dad's back. She doesn't even like that. She wants to be able, maybe able to post the promposo. For sure.

Maybe able to, like, just do cute stuff. Like, what's your boyfriend? The prom photo, like, in peace. Yes. But she knows that if her dad were to find out, he would make them break up. You know her dad's a sick cholo. You didn't call a old boyfriend. Hey, fool.

You didn't date my daughter home? Hey, little Mikey. Come over here. Let me talk to you. It makes me sad because of the end. And she's like, I just want him to trust me. At the end, yeah. That's sad.

Yeah. She's a senior, too. Like, she's borderline 18 years old. Yeah. The tricky part is that, like, he can trust her, but not trust any guys. Yeah. And especially if he has no relationship, doesn't know who he is. She hasn't brought him around.

How is he supposed to trust a stranger with his dog? But also, she may feel like I can't bring him around because you would be kick him out. And you wouldn't even let him gain your trust. Yeah, but like, like, lose, lose. But if he, if he's willing to go through the fire for her. than he's, you know, he's deserving. I think the kid is. Yeah, I think that's what it said.

Go through the fire, the madrasos, everything. Yeah, well, take it. But I think it's more like the dad's the issue, being, like, very strict. And Maximo's not the boyfriend. When Emmy gets her first boyfriend. She ain't a boyfriend, ever. Like, how could a girl introduce her boyfriend to you? Never.

It's impossible. Look how hard you guys make life for your daughter. And then they keep everything secret. She's like listening right now. You never have one. You hear me? Even for my youngest sister. Yeah, my mom.

I'm just so mean to like whoever she brings around. What did you say? His daughter. She's 10 months old, but hey, stay in the house, player. Because I get it. He don't trust the guy. He don't know the guy. Yeah, how could he know the guy?

You guys are not going to let a girl introduce you or your daughter to do you. He got to be willing to get pressed. Like my youngest sister, she's brought like a guy around and I've just been like rude to him. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not even my daughter. My dad, I'm like, my dad will give it to him worse. You know, so I'm like, you got to make sure you even get through me first. And then you could maybe me, my dad, if you pass a couple tests.

The dude, I met him and he didn't, like, he never came around again. Is she like 25? No, no, my youngest sister. She's 21. Good job, bro. Yeah, so it's like. Good job, bro. You took that guy away.

Now she's seen him in secret. Yeah. No. Yeah, no, she would tell me. No, she would tell me. She doesn't want it. She don't trust you anymore. You were mean to the guy for no reason.

I had a feeling because I had a scumbag I know a scumbag I've seen one before in the mirror I know what they look like hey look like

that kind of beard yeah exactly so how do we help baby girl she wants to let her dad know if you're a dad

how has your daughter I guess brought up her boyfriend to you and allowed for and you allowed it I think it's just having that conversation

and like giving her that trust Because like for Emmy, like sometimes like she'll tell me about things going on in school. And you know, I just hear her out. I'm like, okay, that's cool. What about you? You know, she'd just be like, nah. And I'm like, whatever.

All my friends have boyfriends. It's so crazy. Oh, do you, don't? No. It's not even like boyfriend. It's like, like, oh, they think he's cute. Yeah. And about you?

Nope. I don't know. And to me, it's like, at least that dialogue to me lets me know, like, there's trust. Yeah. And I think having that dialogue first is like the first step. So Emmy comes to you and says, Dad, I like a guy. See?

See? What's his name? See? He? His name's Mikey. How tall is his dad? How tall is that? Oh, my gosh.

Around how many pounds you think, you know? Go to college. You guys are horrible. Do you see why she hited? Go to college and if it's real, he'll be there. At the same college? No, when she kids back. It doesn't work because that's what happened to Nellie's ex-girl

friend now, Nelly moved on and had a... Shanty. I don't think you want your daughter single in college, or do you? Actually, no, yeah. See? Stop it! Yes or no. See what I'm saying?

No, what are you watching? Private Christian University. My wife's parents, I wanted to be with her, for sure. I was like, hey, you know? What time, when, how old were you when you met them? Like 23. How long had you been together? 15 years.

No. What? How long had you been together? Hold on. I don't know. Before you met them. Oh, maybe like a couple months. Okay, so she, see, she showed you to him.

Yeah. But I, yeah, I was, you know, their pastors, I showed up all blunt. Oh, I remember. You had that story. And I pulled up and, yeah, they literally prayed on him. They literally prayed the munchies out of me, everything. But I did tell her, I said, look, I love your daughter. And if you tell me.

be with her she would never go hungry she would always have housing and that's it and she was like all right that's great wow that's a good one real man right there this kid can't do that though yeah i couldn't afford food either i didn't know what i was doing but i said it one piece of chicken one uh it was a piece of chicken a slice of pizza and a soda for 250 and we ate that for a long time so you're right or die right there um maximo when you met the parents of daniela yeah talk about it no uh we went to school together I pretend. So they knew you already.

I took fake college classes in order to like holler. And then I was a tutor quote unquote. Just to hollering. What if you would have hollered and she wouldn't know like she was taken or? Then you just play the waiting game. Yeah, that's it. No, I paid a sabotage game. A sabotage game?

Oh, sabotage game. What is that? What do you do? Break them up. Oh, break them up. Oh, for sure. Yeah. That's a good plan. Yeah.

But you guys are in your old age too. Yeah, I was like 23. How, okay. Did you ever date someone that you met their parents and their dad was like, nope? Have you guys ever been hidden boyfriends? I had a girl where I wasn't hidden, but like her siblings didn't really like. Mess with you? Like, yeah, like mess with me or like, I guess, approve of like the situation.

What was the situation? You just dated. Oh. Yeah. You sure? Dating a. No. No, no.

Do it. Do it. I was a girl? This is when you were something like that. He was writing. He's not even flashback right now. I just lived in the hood.

I see, I was in hood. I just lived in the hood. Can't help the way I live, girl. It's just inside me. My bad, my building looks old. My bad, I jumped your brother one time.

My bad, the helicopters are, you know. My bad, I like to wear no hair. Greg, oh, he had there. Greg, have you ever been, like, a hidden boyfriend, like, and then you had to meet the parents. What was it? I couldn't even meet the parents because it was. I was like, I don't want to because they were just haters from the start.

Like, they were very, like, clean cut, like, a lot of, a strict. A lot of them were, like, police officers and stuff like that. Oh. So when they would, like, they saw a picture of me, they're like, why are you dating that guy? A DJ? Yeah, like tat-toos. That's a red flag too. Longer hair.

Like, this one had a piercing, too. So, like, pierce his face and everything. Oh, yeah. They're like, you should not be dating this guy at all. For sure, I would say the same thing. And that was a nice. And I met a couple of her family members. They all love me, but it was like, mostly the parents were like, oh, we don't know about

So I was like, whatever then. So I kind of broke it off. Okay. Yeah. Well, we don't want that for, we want. Seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. Yeah. Seems like she's ready to just like be a little bit more serious with her boyfriend.

He went out loud. He did the promposo. For sure. Promososos is like happening right now. It's crazy. This new promosal thing? Yeah. Next level.

Wait, who did you go to prom with? I didn't go to prom. You didn't go to prom. Oh, my God. Are you new here? Yeah. I am. Yeah.

Yeah. I was pregnant I am Oh you were pregnant Yeah Damn Precposal Yeah

Promposal Damn dude I'm okay I went by myself I want to do like a teen mom prom For all the moms Yeah We're gonna do it

They're teens We gotta make it happen No but I mean When I think about this I'm like Okay My regular brain That like

I'm just not in this situation At the moment I'm just like I mean high school Doesn't really matter That much When like you get older In the grander scheme of things

You know what I'm saying? And it's like you want your daughter to have fun. You want her to have that experience. For sure. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's a problem too. Do you want your daughter to have fun dating? No.

See? See? But it's like, so it's tricky. Like, I'm like, I would try to like, I mean, I think the best thing is for her to just tell him. Yeah. Because the reality is. Hold a pillow over your son. Daddy, I have a boyfriend.

We're going to go to prom. I mean with him last year. That's a reality. It's going to happen regardless if he approves or not. They're going to either sneak and link and, you know, wherever or they're going to. And that's where it's worse. Yeah. When she hates it, yeah.

Yeah. It goes behind your back. Strict parents usually have wilder kids. Yeah. Because once they get that little bit of freedom, they go nuts. That little taste. And then when you're sneaky, it's like it's so hot, you know. You get a taste.

What? Bianca is a senior in high school and prom is coming up. And her boyfriend gave her the best. Proposal ever Only problem is Her dad has no idea She even has a boyfriend In the first place

And she's tired of hiding Her boyfriend from her dad And she wants to just come clean But doesn't know how to do it And we got to help her She feels like her dad Is very strict on her She's overprotective

Very overprotective Doesn't trust her And she just wants Her dad to trust her She feels like If she tells him About the boyfriend he will make them break up.

This has to be in her head because it's probably been told to her. Yeah. I mean, for dads, I feel like when that happens, that's like that moment, you realize like, man. Yeah.

Like, My little girl's not a little girl anymore. Yeah. And probably he's like, signaled to her like, how he's like, you better not bring a boyfriend. You better not do that, you know? And it's like,

even if it's kind of like mixed in with jokes, it's probably been like. It's in her head. head now in her head to be like ooh I better not if he was more like hey like you know if you have a boyfriend like just bring him over I would love to meet him then she'd probably be more open to it but he's probably just been like so like better not bring him around here like how maximalists just how you guys have been acting yeah yeah I'm starting to see yeah but then you get it what they tell the their sons hey you got to get hell of girlfriends bro you got to so you guys

tell boys get hell of girlfriends and then you tell girls don't have any boyfriends do you know what that does to their like little dynamic. No. You're making the girl keep it secret and the guy run through all of them. No, I'm having the guy. It's a parenting thing. Oh.

Take all the filter out all the ones that are not like the girl that you're trying to raise. What? What? Explain that. But just as it's a sighting. Oh, she gets out girls. No, don't do that.

Don't have one. Stay right here. Don't know. Don't do anything. Let's not talk about it. And then you tell the guy, hey, what's so, what, so, what so. Big dogs! Why don't you get two or three of them?

Those two or three are your daughters, fools. Oh, wait a little. Yeah. Hold on. I know. I know. Amazing. Crazy.

I tell my kids, nah, dog, they're a waste of time. You tell your son's that? My oldest. How old is your son? Twelve. What do you tell them? Just don't get distracted. Stay focused.

And when the Thiel's come over? They're going to break your heart. What do they tell them? Nah, I don't let them talk to them like that. You're right. I had a Theo one time. Hey, how many girlfriends do you have, miho? Don't give her your lunch ticket.

I had a Theo one time and he told me he said you need two of them, like girlfriends. He's like, one that'll teach you and one that you can teach. And I was like, what? Wow. That was his word for word. I was like, well, I'm like, I'm 12. Thio, like, I don't even know what you're referring to right now. My grandpa used to tell me, have one for every finger.

So I have five. Nice. See, this is a segment of what they had your, Vetterra. I don't tell you. So I think they told the girl. But you got 10. Hey, get ready. Catch it on now.

Catching on now. Hey, get ready, miha. One's going to teach you and one you're going to teach. Hey. Hey, get ready, me. Your daughter. Think about it. No, no, no.

Save yourself for marriage. Save yourself for marriage. that you're saying without saying. Save yourself for marriage under God, indivisible, with liberty and love for all. Graduate, get a career. Getting too deep over here. I'm getting too deep over here. Okay.

So she wants to know how she can get her dad to trust her enough that she can share that she has a boyfriend. Or keep her boyfriend once she tells her dad. What would that conversation be like? Like, would it be like, hey dad, so hypothetically speaking, if I had a boyfriend, what would you do? She'd be like, she got to go home, scream. Dad, I got a boyfriend, and run to the room and lock the door. Oh, my God. Because how does that conversation go?

Talk through the door. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That would help? You can't come in until you're nice and say I can go. Or you can be like that. Can I tell you something? But promise you're not going to get mad.

No, it doesn't work. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. They promise. Have a police escort with you. Hey, Dad. Yeah.

Officer Hernandez is here just for, just to just mediate. Want to let you know. I have a boyfriend How did Marquis meet your parents, Angie? How did, I just took him home. Hey. Hey. I know.

I literally just introduced him. That fast? Not so much, Angie. Right. Angie, this is the first boyfriend your parents I met. This is the first time I bring anyone. And how old were you? 30 something.

See, so, bruh. Yeah. The other one never. She had to wait until she was 30 to introduce somebody. I bet you they were begging you to bring somebody. Actually, yeah. Right. Oh.

You guys are so backwards. You tell the younger ones the boyfriend and the older ones where's the boyfriend. You guys mess girls up great. You're going to get to be. No, and now that's the argument with my mom. She's like, when are you going to have kids? You're just as mehaka. Oh, my God.

No pressure, right? No, no pressure. That is so funny. Kids are overrated. So you're saying I shouldn't have kids? You don't have to. No? No, you don't have to.

They're not a blessing like everyone says. You should have kids or a blessing, all that stuff. Kids are lit. You can choose between kids or a passport. Yeah, they're a bad. We got a dad on the life. They're also expensive, time consuming. Mr. Mickey is his name.

Mr. Mickey. It says Mickey right here. He spelled it Mickey. Oh, like Mickey. Are you Mickey or Mikey? I'm Raul, but I'm known as Mr. Mickey. Mr. Meek. All right.

You sound like a great. dad already. You sound like a my laws of law. Beretta knows me so. Hey, Beretta! That's country's old rap name. All right, Mr. Mickey from Riverside. What would you tell

Bianca? Well, trust is always, you know, coming up, how can I say it? Let me see. Let me get my word straight. For her to come up, tell the dad the truth. I have four daughters. So a dad of four daughters that have been through four different scenarios, different situations,

they always came up to me and talked to me and told me, hey, dad, I have a boyfriend. My oldest has a boyfriend in junior high, and she keeps crying to me and says that, you know, I really like this guy. So, and I said, okay, well, you're coming up to us and you're talking to your mom and myself. So how are we going to help you, like, make this. a situation where you're not going to end up like in a situation yourself. So her coming forward and talking to him, letting them know what's going on, I think would be the best advice.

I mean, yeah, dads could be sometimes tough. My daughters always tell me, Dad, you're scary. I'm not. I'm really not scary. But they always tell me you're scary. When they came up to you, when they came up to you about their boyfriends,

before that did you ever tell them not to have boyfriends? Yes, I would. I would tell them, like, I would tell them, you guys are not going to get married. You guys are not going to have boyfriends. You guys are going to start dating to your 30 and 40. You guys are going to become young. And not look at me. You were almost there.

You almost made it. Yeah, I know. Literally, that's what my mom would always tell me. Same thing with my dad. You cannot have a boyfriend. So it was. Yeah. I told me you guys are going to become nuns.

You guys are going to, like, go to church and stay there. and just pray every day. Pray every day. And she would take me to church every day. Yeah, why not? But it didn't happen like that. It didn't happen like that. And it was kind of, it was an eye-opening experience.

But like I said, she needs to come, like, talk to the dad and hey, dad, look, this is what's going on. I found out the weirdest way, my last daughter, I found out the weirdest way. She's seen, she's in choir. and the guy that likes her or the one that they're dating on his name is Danny he started singing to her

a song but it was a talent show a thing and the guy was looking at her only my daughter and I'm like why is this guy

singing like to her like it looked it felt so like I thought that he was singing to me I'm like And it was kind of weird, but then I go, hey, I asked my wife, hey, I go, does daddy have a thing for my, for my, my daughter's name is Isa? I go, does my, does Danny have a thing for Yita? And pretty much, she goes, no.

I go, no, that guy was singing his heart out to her. Oh, that's funny. R&B isn't dead. He was feeling the song. He was actually singing the trio song. He was playing the guitar. She got all down. Wow.

And next thing I know, they're dating now. Oh, wow. And she came forward to me, and I told her, she came and talked to me and she goes, I know you don't want to hear this. I know you don't want this. But if I want you to trust me, because if you find out later on, it's going to be worse. And that's what I was telling them. If I find out through other people, you had the opportunity to come and talk to me,

then that's where it gets worse. That's where it gets more. like they deceived you yeah so you so all your daughters came up to you and told you about their boyfriends and you accepted all of them yeah

you were cool about it so it was cool it was cool because when I met my wife she went to go and introduce me to her dad and her dad said uh-uh I don't want anything I don't want I don't want to even know about him walking away

and I was like whoa so it And but, you know, he learned to love me. You didn't want to be like that. Yeah. You didn't want to be like that. No.

So, Bianca needs to go ahead and, and just come forward. Talk to the dad. I think that's trust. She wants to, she says the word trust. She wants to be his trust. Well, well, there you go. Is there? Don't let him find out through another way.

It's not that we don't trust the dog. I think we don't trust the guys. Yeah, you guys are always not trust. Yeah. You guys know what a 17-year-old is thinking. Just dudes in general. Still to the age. He looked 30.

I just want you know, you guys are so confusing because you'll tell your daughter, don't have a boyfriend, 30, none, all of that. And then you're wondering why she's afraid to tell you she has a boyfriend. Why don't you just tell him? Because this foot told me that I have to be a nun and go pray every day. There's got to be a little bit here. There's never been like, hey, if you start dating, let me know I can help you. I remember that talk.

Like that little entry point. I think a little bit of fear. I couldn't even have guy friends. A little bit of fear. A little bit of fear. But the year put all the fear. A little bit of fear so that they don't just introduce you to any just. Yes.

They filter out good and bad. Yeah. But they're like, I understand why she's hesitant. And I'll be like, all right, I'll meet them, buddy. Better not be lame. I swear to God. Well, then what's lame for you might not be lame for her. I'll let her know.

Yeah, team Jordan. You kind of know, yeah. Team Jordan. Oh. Yeah, flight's on. But sometimes they're so young. They don't know what's good for them. I don't know what I still don't know what's good for me sometimes

Andrea let's go to Andrea and Compton Andrea we're trying to help Bianca so Bianca is 17 and she's senior in high school and her prom's coming up she wants to go with her boyfriend her boyfriend did a cool promposal for her loves her very much and she just wants to be open about this relationship they've been dating for a few months I believe and she wants to tell her dad about it because she doesn't want to like lie like I'm just going a problem with my friends and it's really her boyfriend. It seems like she's ready to show him that there's someone in her life. However, her dad, her whole life has said, don't have a boyfriend, don't bring anyone around me.

I don't, I'm sorry. Concrete is watching. You heard it, right? Do it. Get it. He's never got kicked out. He's never got kicked out. Yeah.

One. Put on. The first one. I go to the fish tank? I go to the fish tank? Bye bye. I was telling my girl that she can't, her daughter can't have a boyfriend. I don't think he heard it.

His first one. We need to hear the door and everything. We'll see you soon. That's what you get. Oh, he's flashing. Andrea. Andrea, what would you tell Bianca? Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning.

I'm so lost. I don't know what country's doing. I'm so lost. Crazy guy. What would you tell Bianca? I would tell her to be honest with her dad. I mean, she can start off the conversation by talking about prom and, you know, easing her way into the, so yeah, you know, this guy, he's my boyfriend. and he asked me to go with him.

You know, I got caught in middle school, walking with my boyfriend. We were holding hands by my dad. I was raised by my dad. I grew up with my dad. So he was really strict and it was really embarrassing. And, yeah, you know, I don't think the girl wants to experience that. Hold on. He caught you walking, holding hands with a boy.

Does he pull the car over? Or does, like, what happens? Literally pulled up right next to it, and then we were passing this market, so he entered the parking lot. He, like, got in front of us and entered the parking lot, and his look set it off. I told my boyfriend, I was like, Ron. No, honestly, I would have pulled you all over and done a citizen's arrest. I don't know why. Just I would have just.

And you were in middle school, so you were like 11 or 12? I was 13. Okay, 13. Eighth grade, great love. That eighth grade love, man. Come on. No, I'm real. Were you allowed to see him after?

Yeah, I was. So, actually, my dad would, I guess he, you know, he was open-minded about it. He even told me, like, hey, invite him over. I'm going to make some tacos. So, yeah, he went over our house. We ate. He let us go out. Sometimes my dad met his mom, and my dad was actually into his mom, which was kind of weird.

What? Whoa. That's what I'm talking about. Hold on. Let's keep it rolling. If she could date, I can date. Is that it happen? So wait, what?

Your boyfriend became your stepbrote? Oh, no, no. No, nothing happened. Nothing happy between them. Well, actually. My step boyfriend. My step boyfriend. That's crazy.

That's a crazy movie I've seen it before. She was actually starting to date some other guy already. So, you know, I get, you know. Nothing was going to happen. Wow. Yeah. Well, it looks like it worked out for you to get caught. Yeah.

Yeah, it kind of did, you know, because my dad was so strict that I was scared of him. So, of course, I wasn't going to tell him. But, you know, he tried being open-minded about it. And, yeah, I mean, after that, I still hear other stuff from him because he was just really strict. Yeah. Like, what? Andrea? What other stuff? Did you hire the pregnancy? Oh, like other boyfriends. I would tell them I'm going to the library and I was actually

going on my boyfriend's house. Wow. Yeah. No, pre-oh. Not the library. Yeah. I used to go to the library. Yeah. I just want to say, though, now I have a 13-year-old daughter, 14, she just turned 14, sorry. And me and my husband, we're really open-minded with her. She comes to us. She actually has a crush right now. She comes to us and she'll tell was like, hey, you know, today I talked to him about this. She came home one day and she was like, I'm so excited.

He bought me some clothes for my Labubu. So she comes and tells us everything. And it's, you know, it's cool. It's cool. Yeah, that relationship is, that relationship is awesome. That's awesome. Young Simple. Yeah, it makes me really happy that she trusts us and tells us and I know what's going on.

Also, I hope you know they're playing house with that Labubu. That Labubu's their baby. Oh. No. Yeah, it is. Better than a real baby. True. What's next?

All right. Thank you for calling in, Andrea. I appreciate you. Andrea. To this day, Andrea, do you hide stuff from your dad? No. True. No.

Did your dad ever get some from the mom? That's a good question. That is a great question. All right. Let's go to Valeria. Valeria. Valeria. Valeria, good morning, Valeria.

Good morning to you. Hi, good morning. Good morning. Valia, talk to us. Our girl, Bianca, she's 17 years old. She's ASB senior in high school, going to prom where her man, he did a cool proposal. She wants to post it on social media and just be proud of him, but her dad doesn't know that she's dating. Her dad's very strict.

She wants her dad to know. She just, she wants her dad to trust her because she feels like her dad's always told her, you can't date if you bring a guy around me it's over if i found out you have a man you're you're getting broken up all of that um i think about dads are like that um to be honest but i would tell her to do what my niece did with my brother so my brother he's very chill but he does have that resting dog face if you would say um so he looks very scary very intimidating um and with my niece He was like super close. So when she told him like, hey, dad, there's this guy.

You know, I think he's cute. He thinks I'm cute. We've been kind of talking. And he asked me to be his girlfriend, but I told him that I was going to ask you first. I don't want to be doing it behind your back. And, you know, so they started having a conversation about it. And she said, I want you to trust me. And, you know, we can set up some rules, whatever you want.

You know, I will follow those rules so that I will. I can prove to you that you can trust me. So my brother liked that she was very up forward with it. And they did come up with rules, like basically else rules that, you know, he can't come inside. You know, you guys can only see each other, like, sit outside the door where I can see you guys, things like that. She's a senior and she's in varsity softball. So, you know, she has things going for her too. So I feel like being honest and setting those boundaries, respecting those boundaries,

is something that she can try with her dad. Just to show him that, you know, I can trust you, and you're following, you know, still my rules. That's very healthy. That's great. What rules would you apply to your daughter having a boyfriend? Don't have a boyfriend? Yeah.

No. She has a boyfriend. You've accepted it. What's the rule? You can only hang on in the living room under my watch while I'm in the kitchen. No talking after 8 p.m. Yep. No communication.

You're going to carry around this air tag everywhere you go. No sending photos at all? Yeah. That's a big one, I think. Yeah, not even memes. How do you, how do you manage that? They could be suggested. I'm just kidding.

No, I don't know. Give her that little, what is it, the little cricket phone? What is it called the butterfly phone where it's only like? The jitterbug. Yeah, so they can text they can only call. Yeah. They got to go old school. And it's only three contacts.

Yeah. Your parents. And so now. I'll go to their two-way. I'll call their social media. They can just DM. No social media. I don't know.

I just, I'm pushing too restrictive. You guys are being very restrictive and it's showing that you don't trust her. It's not him. It's not hurt him. It's the guy I don't trust him. That's crazy. 17 year old boy, I've been him. Okay, so as a 17 year old boy, what do you think?

Wait, what? He's just a horn dog. First of all, that's what 17 year boys are, okay. They're kids. That's what I was. Who trusts kids anyway? Put rules on them. Yes, put rules on them.

I understand that. Yeah, that's what she's saying, but what rules would you put them? All of them. They're kids. What are they going to say? No? Yeah, they can talk. You live in my house.

You live in my rules. When your parents gave your rules, were you, like, following all of them? It actually was. I was a really good kid. You followed all of them. Yeah, that's why I have a lot of trauma. You followed all the rules? I followed most of them.

So when was your first tattoo? My first tattoo was at, like, 20. And your mom was okay with that? Because I thought my mom was going to whip me if I got a tattoo at 18. Your mom never whooped you, Greg. No, reportedly allegedly. Yeah. Like, just set the rules down.

Let's see. There are rules. I'm literally asking what the rules are. I'm literally in natural. Greg just argues just to argue. He's not, no, he was a bad kid. Exactly. He's arguing with his life.

Yeah. Okay, no talking after 9 p.m. All right. That's pretty reasonable. So let's take it back to the days of us when we had no like anytime minutes. You have no minutes. 9 p.m. was free minutes. Yeah.

No talking at the 9 p.m. That's true. Yeah, they can hang out like supervised. You know what I'm saying? Or we can go to the movies together. as a family. And they can sit together, they can sit together,

but they sit down there and then we sit up here and we have a bird's idea. I would hope, I wonder if they have little siblings, so Jorge's story trips me out.

So Jorge had, his sister's like nine years older than him and was dating this guy. They worked at, give me like buffet places, but it's not a sister. Home town buffet.

Yeah, they worked at a hometown buffet. So her and one of the cooks were like, nah, nah, right? But what they would do is they would send Jorge, who was nine years younger

on all the dates. Amazing. And Horne loved it because he's like, we're going to the movies today, let's go. We're going to a restaurant today. Let's go. That's cool. In order to be like the little like. Oh, yeah, he's going to for sure snitch.

Like, you know, like whatever kid it is, a little brother. Yeah, for sure. And also I think grades. Like you got to have. Oh, yeah. You have to maintain a 3.5 average. And if you do sports, her or. I'll be distracted.

Her or her and him. Yeah. No, she seems like, no, she seems like an ASB student. Yeah. What about him? I mean, he better. Yeah, you should want him to have like a GPA to date my daughter, right? Exactly.

You don't want a little, a point four dating your daughter? No, heck. Oh, whoa, you got three fails? No, bro, get out of here. I was a 2.8. What about if he's talented, though? Yeah. What if he just learns different?

Yeah, guys. What if he's just a visual learner? You were that point four? I didn't have, I don't even have a point four. Yes, he did. Stop it. Yeah. What?

No, I don't even remember. I don't even think I... He didn't finish. We talked about that. I got out of junior high. One, Bianca, I think you should start by crying, okay? Because automatically you're crying. Oh, look.

I know it's the chicos. Yep. The crying one? Because even the guy that said his first daughter told him she was crying, cry because dad didn't be like, what's wrong? We fall for it every time. I just don't want to disappoint you. I feel guilty.

But I, yes. I can. It's been killing me, dad. I really like this guy. And he wants to be my boyfriend, dad. And I know that you don't want me to have a boyfriend, but what if you just meet him? Tautauze.

What does his mom look like? Crocodile tears. And then even like the rule thing, but you're just like, okay, let's find out rules together. Yeah. That's cool. Except boundaries. You guys will feel more in control of it.

I think you guys don't feel in control when you see that your girls, your daughters are in relationships. Yeah. You know? No, I agree. I agree. Yeah, because at least there's, at the end of the day, at least there's respect around you.

Yeah. I think that's the biggest thing. And what are the rules, Greg, to date? Greg. Like, like your, let's say your niece is 17 years old. What's the rules? She doesn't date it all. Did you just say to do the rules?

Yeah, that's a rule. She can't date it all. That's one of my rules, and that's it. It stops there. Yeah, that's where it stands at. Okay. What's up? This is be real from Cyprus Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Prima Lerra. Bird noises. Do a bird noise. Do anybody? No. No, not those birds.

Not those ones. The cute little ones that are flying. Kind of. That's like a little finch. Kind of, yeah, yeah. Okay. When you think of spring, what do you think of? Birds chirping.

Spring rain. Plossums. Flowers. Flowers. Of our Lord. What are you said? What are you said? The resurrection of our Lord.

I think about the Lord of Lord Jesus. Did you know Easter's on 420 this year? No way. Oh, we're going to smoke one for him, man. One time. What about you, Greg? What do you think we think is springtime? Rosarito.

Rosarito? We'll party it up in, yeah. Poppins and beer. Spring break. I get it. See, generations, way great. I think of, like, pastel colors, flowers. flowers, bunnies.

Eggs. I can't wait until Easter. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's your anniversary. Yeah, kind of sometimes because of the way that it all works out. Oh, yeah. Because Easter's not on a set number.

It's on the different. Oh, true, true. I forget. But springtime is here. Yes. And if you want something free today, there is a place called Rita's Italian Ice. There's one in Santa Clarita, Ramona goes to it,

and they're giving away free Italian Ice if you go today, okay? I was looking for, like, where can you? get free stuff for spring, but apparently only Rita's cares. Yeah, and they're gonna... Is this like ice cream?

No, it's Italian ice. You never had Italian ice? It's like, br- It's a gelato? I'm gonna say it's not gelato, is it? No, it's not gelato. It's a different. It's a raspedo, fool.

It's in busk. It's like, get to raspedo, yeah. Yeah, when you do have gelato there. You got to try, ask for the, ask for the, forget about it. Because I literally think of ice, like ice, ice, like cube or... If you go into,

your local Rita's. You can get a free six ounce cup of water ice is what they call it. But yeah, it's a raspao, bro. You've never had it. It's a raspao.

No. Well, I would have a Italian ice when there's a guy that walks by my house. It's not the same. It's not a good. There's one in Brea. It says the one in Fullerton

is closed for the season. Sorry, Andy. There's one in West LA and Santa Clarita. That's the one that baby girl. Baby girl. Newbury Park. Not sure where Newberry Park is.

Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Like 805. Yeah. Yeah. So that's something for you you could get today? Italian ice. You never had to tell you nice?

Yeah, Joe's in San Ana. That's a really good one too. Joe's? No, it's not. It's the Anaheim. Jolados? Yeah, get it right. Orange County.

It's in Anna. No, but that one, like the lines, you'll have to wait for like an hour. Which is the one by Disney? That's Joe's. That's Joe's. That one's Joe's. Never. The line is too live?

Have you seen the line? Yeah. Not for an ice cream, big dogs. My sister will do it. My sister, my niece is to wait there for like an hour just to get it. I'll wait. I'll wait in line for some six rings, though. Let's go.

The shoes? For the flights. Mexico and Jordan? Oh, my God. They're haters, though. You know, there's, the re-sell's crazy on those. I bet. It's not.

To who? You lose. They're saying it's not. The resale is crazy because you have to take a loss. You was a box. He was joking. Not again. I did the hand.

You're going to be one. girl and she coughs and she's like ha ha ha no no what only my girl has mesothelioma then mezzatiloma what is that what kind of cop is that though what are you saying the french montana yeah don't put that on nicky man you got the black of mouth cough so what is it is it that what is it that what is it to explain her. I would like to know. You have to explain her cough.

How's her cough? I want to say, I don't know. You know, you get sick or something. Okay. You know, you know, little bronchitis. Eh, eh. And then, like, you make that little noise. Oh, okay, okay.

I know what you're talking. Yeah. All right. Now you girls know. Yeah, but I don't get it. Well, it's the first day's free. Oh, yeah. And you get free,

it's how you're nice as old are aren't. And then also just be aware, allergy season's about to be here. Oh, yeah. If you're affected by. seasonal allergies. And then I love spring because it's right before the mosquitoes wake up from hibernation because if you didn't know, mosquitoes hibernate.

Oh, yeah. Why don't we hit their nest? I don't know where their nest are. I wish I knew. I wish I knew where they're nest is. Before summer. Wow. If I could find where these fools are sleeping right now.

Somebody knows. Because I'm a summer baby and I feel like personally attacked because there's always. Damn. She already got it. She already got it. She already sneezing. No, I'm just so mad at mosquitoes. I really get.

Somebody got to drop the location. On all the other. Yeah. We need mosquitoes. Guys, we need mosquitoes. No, we don't. Actually, we don't. I need the add each other than sc.

Every insect is necessary. Concrete. Actually, I look that up because I hate these full so much that I said I have to get empathy for them. Like, I have to figure out what their evolutionary purpose is so that I don't be so mad that they exist. I looked it up. There is none. Even if they were food, all the animals their food from could eat other animals. Wow.

So they're useless. All right, you win. And the only reason. I have no facts to come back. No, I look at this. The only reason that we don't kill them is because the spray that. would be needed to kill them also kills other things that we do need. Yeah, but if we hit a nest.

So what the government is doing, remember I told you guys this? What the government is doing is they're making like a kind of radioactive mosquitoes that mate with the other mosquitoes, but they don't have, they're like non-fertile. So then they don't reproduce. This is a real thing. Like everyone's trying to get rid of these mosquitoes. See? It's serious.

Get rid of them. It got too serious when you started talking in seven syllable words. tire. What do we say? I was like, whoa, whoa, that's a big word. I was like,

whoa, big, hold on. I was literally looking for the purpose that I don't hate these holes so much, but I hate them.

Mosquito. She started giving those facts and everybody was just, I took a class on mosquito biology. This is brought to it by Claritin like this.

Like, oh, the allergy? Yeah. Clarity clear. This message is brought to it sponsored by Claritin.

Well done, fool. Hey, Greg, can you give me, can you please? March Madness is going on. March Madness. Maximum had his headphones on full black. You heard the trompera. March Madness is going on. We've been universities, okay?

Yes. First of, let's talk about the universities. UCM, University of California, Mary. UCM. UCM. University Big Dog, UBD over here, Gregory. Big Dog. T-D-C-C, Tiny Desk Community College over there, our guy, Umberto, hasn't won a thing.

It's okay. Cal State, you guys with Angelica. You guys. Soup spelled wrong. Soup. U.O.P. Let's go soup. Stansfield University of Power.

And of course, Peach U. Okay, because we pretty, every day, always count handles. So we're trying to do different college activities the first time. What did we do for the first time? The first college activity? Vocabulary. Bellin B. That's where I won.

Yesterday we did flip cup. You know, that's very important in college. Mm-hmm. Very important. Greg one. Yes, I demolish everybody. And today we have invited a very, very special person to come in and teach us the ways of the peak. Everybody send smoke signals down.

Clap-y. How do I clap? You have to see this. Is it on Broadby Mornings? We're live on Broadbyn Mons 6th. I'm having my cheeks. Watch. No, no, no.

No. Welcome to the big teachings, Brockian, sponsored by the pyramids. Okay, hold on. Can someone describe, Hey, conquistador, can you describe all he's going to be? He looks, he looks threatening.

No, I'm just kidding. Okay, so he has like a headrest, right? Head dress. Head dress. Head dress. It's okay. We'll change the name after. We got to hurry up for what's heavy for my neck,

it's like a leather. It's very indigenous looking in here. It's like a leather head dress. It's blue and redress. Why is it be twerking? Why is that working? That's the dance of our ancients, okay? Oh, you guys should have, oh, you guys,

You guys would have been, you guys would have been happy being there. So, so you came. We're doing peyote and everything. So one thing that's important to learn is about our culture, okay? And that happens in college. You get these college classes and they teach you about the history of our people. And right here we have our instructor, the beak and his teachings. What's up, Brito?

Who's going to be sacrificed today? One of you guys will lose your monthly pay. Oh, it's going to hurt. Didn't we put $100 up? Oh, yeah. For who wins today. $100? I said a gift card.

No, you said it a check. Yeah, you set the check. We can get the audio recording. We're writing the tape. Yeah. We can. Who said that? You.

Concrete. I'm the peak. I never said anything. Oh, the peak. Concrete set that. Oh, well, I'm in here right now, but also. Okay. So.

And you go, go, go gather something. Go gather. Oh. Go gather something. Are you saying she's one of you? Go pick some berries or something. We were all once like the peak, okay? Yeah.

So he's going to pop quiz us on our culture, on our heritage, on ancestry or not. I don't really don't know. The most important stuff in the world. Yeah. Can you tell me about these questions? I haven't seen them. No, I can't. I can't.

What's it about? No, like what's the theme and stuff like that? Topic. It's Chicano, Mayans, Latin culture. Epichabel. It's a little bit of everything, guys. I like it. I like it.

It's a, it's really a word salad, to be honest. Okay, so Angie. It's Angie versus me for the first round. You won, baby girl. Fedom didn't have Chicano studies. This is the peak teaching. This is the peak teaching. She's sacrificing herself for you.

I'm going to go get the cross thing. So it's one question each. Ramona, one question each. Yes. Correct? Yes, just look at me. Because remember that's what it was. Yes.

That's what we had. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, Angie. In the movie,

Blooding and Blood Out. Pope I wanted Meklo's A, cigarette. Oh, my, no way, are you serious? This is true. This is true. See that again. In the movie, Blood and Bloods, Bloods, Out. That's crazy because I never see it.

Popeye wanted Miko's cigarette. B, pork chop, C, chon-chon. Chon, final answer. Hey, she got it right. Give me some chon-chon. Pop I did want his chon-chon. Give her two berries, two berries. Two berries?

I will take it. And you should watch blood and blood on me. Did he give him the chon-chon? No. No. He wanted it. He wanted it. He wanted it. He wanted it.

But he didn't give up. I don't do you understand what's well not, Angie? You don't know. Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready. All right. The popular Mexican hot sauce tapatillo is produced in, A, Calisco, Mexico, B, El Paso, Texas.

C, burning California. Oh, I know that one. I know that one. Can you say, you will be sacrificed if you say. Just ask the whole thing again. Okay. The popular Mexican hot sauce tapatillo is produced in A.

Halisco, B, El Paso, Texas. C. Vernon, California. Five. Five. Four. Or four. Isk. What did this?

That's in mind if you guys don't know. You better pray to the sun. In Chalisco, you were absolutely wrong. Is it burning? It's burning California. Okay, Angie moves on. All the, yeah, Angie moves on. Wow.

It's because I have light eyes. I thought he's from Halisco. No. In the tapatio thing. We have been bamboozles. All right. Umberto is next. Umberto and Maximo.

Umberto, no, stop sharing them. Stop sharing the, stop getting around like that. Come on. Go over here in Maximum. I don't even know the answers, guys. Okay. Reping Tiny Desk Community College. I'm here, Luffy.

All right. Come on most. Beto, here it is. Hey. This beloved Chicano comedian performed at Dodger Stadium and also had his own TV show. A, Paul Rodriguez. Oh, I know that one. B, Fluffy.

C. George Lopez. You're wrong. It's Fluffy. Yeah. Wow. Quick question. You're out. You're out.

You're out. I just thought it was Fluffy. I just thought it was Fluffy. Yeah. He's happy I got to play. My life is fluffy. Okay. He's just so nice.

Maximo, you're next. Right, Maximo. Here you know. What date was Los Angeles founded? September 4th, 1912. A, September 4th, 1781. C, September 4th, 1885. Fluffy.

What? Repeat it again. Okay. In what date was Los Angeles founded? A, September 4th, 1912. B, September 4th, 1781. C, September 4th, 1885. Oh, I think I know.

C. September 4th. Hey, you got it wrong. It's September 4th, 1781. Yeah, 1781. I knew that. I watched me, familia. You should watch me.

We're all going to learn today. But I wish I had Angie's question. I knew your best question. Okay, so you both got it wrong. So I think you guys have to go. again because we need someone to move on to the next round well about these two they're the other round yeah but you and umberto one of you

has to go to the next round next question okay so umberto gets to try again umberto how do you feel to make a redemption for your i don't have a lot of question how do you feel to um we gotta win this one because jasmine told me she has her two kids waiting to go to Disneyland oh yeah so you're you're playing for someone in jasmine but how do you feel about your heritage

right now my heritage I feel very close to my indigenous roots Okay. You ready then? And Jasmine, I lost my age. You ready, Inberto? Let's do it. Plaza de los Mariachis is located in, A, Los Angeles, California, B, Corpus Christi, Texas, C, Guadalajara, Mexico.

I'm going to say Guadalajara Mexico. Hey, you got it right! You got it right. Yeah, good job. There is one in L.A. Mariachi. But that's not that one. It's a Mariachi Plaza.

Not Plaza de Los Mariachi. Okay. That was a different question. So you passed. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

You run out. You have no more questions. Yeah, he did. He just keeps scanning the paper, waiting for one to appear. That speaks teachings in there or what? Yeah. Okay, here we go.

You ready? I'm going to start looking for stuff too. What TV show was the first produced TV show by a Chicano? A, Chico and the man. B, the George Lopes show C. Jose Luis in censura. A.

A, Chico and the Man! Oh my God, dude, you're wrong as well! You'll see, right? Umberto's sweating for no reason. What did he say? I'm sweating. It was Jose Luis, right? No, the first TV show ever produced by a Chicano

is slated the George Lopez show. The first TV show to depict a Chicano was Chico and the man. Wow. Got it. Now it's Vic versus Greg. Let's go. That's a white man.

You have like four pages there. They're just for show. Wait, who goes first? Okay, I'm sorry that my nipples are getting hard. Who's going first? We're live on Instagram live, by the way. By morning, it's 1006 on Instagram. Okay, I'll go first.

See you're next. Okay, here we go. This street vendor during the Mexican Revolution between 1910 and 1912, rap. Do it again. What? What is going? You're insane.

You're insane. You're a wild. I don't want nobody to go to Disneyland. I'm going. I'm taking those tickets, make off. Compose yourself. Okay, here we go. This street vendor, during the Mexican Revolution,

between 1910 and 1912, wrapped food and flour tortillas to keep it warm while riding his donkey, giving birth to what is known a burrito. A. Roberto Mendez. B. Juan Mendez. C. Pancho Mendez. Ooh. They're all Mendez.

Mendez. I will go with B. B. Juan Mendez. You got it right. You got it. No, I knew that. Juan.

Yeah, it's Juan Mendes. Juan Mendes was a Mexican street vendor during the revolution between 1910 and 12. Rapped food and flour tortillas to keep it warm. We're writing his donkey and give it them out to soldiers.

And to this day, when I order, I say I want Juan Bollito. So. Oh, you don't know if this is an actual fact, but it sounds good, right? Okay. Greg. He's teaching us wrong? All right, Greg. Here you go.

I'm ready. The term Chicano came into popular use by Mexican Americans as a symbol of pride during the Chicano movement in this decade. A, 1940, B, 1950s, C, 1960s. Ooh. I'm going with... They sound right. B. 19.

V? Unreal, man. I can't believe it. Dude, you have not moved on. He was looking at the phone. Oh, your live commenter. Wow. I saw him.

Good job, Jose. All right. The peak's teachings will continue after this, okay? The top three is going to be Angie. Angie's making a dance. Angie. It's about a rain. Rain.

Rain. Rosecrans Vic versus Umberto Umberto Umberto Vic and Angie Triple threat match It will be the final match

I'm gonna give him some time To get some more questions together Yes Because he needs it Kind of sounds like the Eminem song I phrase At first it does right It has the same like guitar roof

Yeah You only get one opportunity The beak is here One chance It looks like King Julia From Madagascar Oh King Julie

Oh my God. I like to move it, move it. The Leber? I like to move it. I like to move it. You do look like that. Okay. So he's here and we're doing the peak studies with our universities.

The universities that are left up in the game is Angie. Shoeke. But what is it? Cal State CG. C.G. Versus Vick. Soup. Soup, soup, soup.

Spilled wrong. University of Power And then Who else? Tiny desk, community college Me and my tiny desk over here I'm just so happy to be here At least I have a desk

Honestly, I don't even need to play Yes Is this for everybody with the tiny desk I represent the tiny desk community Yes, put it right here It's really a community Who's gonna go first? I'll tell you, Angie goes first

Me Angie goes first Can you please give her her question I'm nervous The peak Okay Angie The Mexican national team won a World Cup

in A, math sports 1912, 1994 2016 or C, never. I think you gave four answers. Yeah, I gave three, three, and then four.

Then you said C. But you said C. Yeah. Can you just start all over? One more time. Well, that's the mind alphabet. That's the, that's the, Off of it.

Okay. So what is it again? Say it again. You're the one who did that. Start all over. I remember the years. No, here we go. Here we go.

The Mexican national team won the World Cup in this year. 1912, 1994, 2016, or never? I'm going to go 1994. Final answer. Unreal. Dude, they've never won. Never.

What? We've never. No, my God. But I'm glad. But if you can't. Yes, yes, yes,

can't. So, no. Si se was never. We never, Enjee. Oh, that's so sad. Wait, wait.

If I know May and, can I get extra points? No. No. No. If you know my. You're out. You're out.

You're out. You're out. You're out. You lost, big, dog. Go pick a berry. Go clean the, hey, go clean the hut, homie.

Umberto. It's your turn. It's my turn. I think. I'm here. Okay. Tiny desk, community college. All right, Umberto.

We're ready. Wipe that damn much staff off your face. Oh, he did it. Here we go. What high school was the movie Stand and Delivered based on? A, Sentinel High School, B, Roosevelt High School,

or C, Garfield High School. I'm going with Garfield High School. You're right. Hey! How'd you know that? Concrete told me. I'm just kidding. That's a damn lot.

Mayans never tell nothing. True. Okay. All right, Umberto moves on. Okay, now Vick's question. Okay, here we go. What's the question? I have two of them here.

I have two of them. One of them's really good. One of the other one's really good. What do you want to do? Do that one. Okay, here we go. Who is it? Victor.

Victor conquistador. Victor conquistador. What's the name of the current president of Mexico? A, Ella Fitzgerald. B, Claudia Seimbaum. Or C. Haley Steinfeld. B, final answer. B, Clara Shinebaum.

Yeah. Okay, so now your next question is a tightbreaker. If you guys are both made it, whoever answers the question first, don't give any options, just ask the question. Okay, very good. Whoever answers it correctly. Tightbreaker. Between Uberto, Tiny Dust Community College, and Soup. I hope it's me.

I hope it's... I hope I went. We're going to get it. Okay, you ready? What year was the Placita Olvera founded? A, 1781. Don't give them the answer. Remember, this one is there?

How are they going to guess? It's a three. No. Okay, go. Go. It's a multiple... It's like a Scantron right now, guys. A, 1781, B, 1881, C, 1981.

1781. Huh? 1881. I went, dude, you won? Yeah! She said no way. She said, no. No way the conquista no one.

Yeah, that's when Vicks family pulled up and, uh. Yeah. You know what we should do around here? I was there. She'll make it a street. It's in our family history. Congratulations to Rosecrans. Yeah.

The King's teachings. Let's go. Get up. Let me see your dance. Queele, what is that? It's kind of like the current president's net. It is, it is. Oh, whoa.

Soling hot dog. Hey, Sambra Sala with Angie. All right, Alec Baldwin's wife. If you guys don't know Alec Baldwin, I know him from. Belvin? Baldwin. What am I saying? Baldwin.

Baldwin. I want to know where you know him from. Yeah, I want to know where you know him from. It's important to me. Okay, I know him from Cat in the Hat. Oh, my God. What? He's like the loser boyfriend.

of the mom. He's much more than that. I don't know. I just know his line of like, you know, it's funny is my girl thought the same thing. She's like, oh, that's the guy from Cat and the Hat,

the boy. And I'm like, dude, he's an acting legend. Yeah. Oh, see, that's the line that I know of him where he says, well, I don't want to talk about that. Yeah, it's an unfortunate situation.

But before that. Yeah, Ken in the Hat. You eager son of a wonderful mother that, no? Okay. Well, that's from Cat in the Hat. That's how I know them. He's gone through his share,

of controversy. He was on set and he shot off a gun that was supposed to. A prop. No, it was supposed to be a prop, but it actually had real bullets and ended up someone passing away from that. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

But also the cat and the hat gun. And boss baby. And boss baby. Boss baby. What? Boss baby. He was boss baby. He was a boss baby.

You're right. Yeah. And the Baldwin's period. The Baldwin's period are like an acting family. Yeah. Do you know who his daughter is? No. You don't know who his daughter is?

No. Wait, it's not his daughter. It's his other brother. That's his niece. Do you know who he's... No. I know his wife? She knows who she is, but not.

I know the wife. Justin Bieber's wife. No. What? Haley Baldwin. They're all the like... Actually, this is your segment. I know.

They're all a family, yeah. So he has like six brothers and they were all actors. So they're all like always in controversy then. It's because there's so many of them. Right. Yeah. Kind of. I mean, they just have a spotlight on them.

Like the Estabez brothers. No way. T. Julio? Charlie She? Okay, so that it makes sense why his wife is also like underwater all the time because she keeps saying that she's in hot water. Underwater. As a girl that cannot do him, I'm always underwater, girl.

Don't put it on Alec. Okay, well, if you guys don't know, she's always in the middle of controversy because she's always claiming that she is Hispanic, that she's from Spain. meanwhile there's no roots tracing back that she's actually from Spain yes it's a very weird situation it's really like her name is actually Hillary Lynn Hayward Thomas born in Massachusetts but she claims that she is actually from Spain and her name is yeah you need to call her Ilaria so she identifies as Hispanic she does even though she's not yeah and it's weird because it first honestly started like I want to say back in 2012 when just after she

got married to Alec and this is her first first time debuting her ex and listening. Married life is really nice. You know, it feels different. It really feels different. I come husband now. I say, husband, where are you? So you can hear the little accent?

She sounds like Penelope Cruz. She does. Yeah. And a lot of people are saying that she's like making fun of Penelope Cruz, but it's like she keeps saying like, you know what? Maybe she just likes different voices. Like these fools have different voices all the time. Oh, at the time.

See? Like they just want to talk in their voices. See? The tiny does community. I guess her. Women like or accent. And she just like, it's just a thing. No, but she like...

Her family done, like her family is from Spain, but like not her immediate parents. Her ancestry is from Spain. So she's like trans-a-inch. Oh. It's not just like me. I don't know about that part. Do you have the cooking video where she was cooking?

Yeah, so this is the part where she forgets how to say like onion in English. My husband hates tevoia. Onions. Teboa. So he is seboa, and so I grind Ceboa and I'm all together. Ceboia. Angie, how do you feel about this?

I don't know. I feel like she's mocking you. I heard it and I'm like, is this really how I sound? It's not right. Yeah, she's probably under water. I accept her. You accept her? Okay, but her story doesn't add up.

You accept it, Vic? I don't like how she's cosplaying like my friend Angie. Yeah. Wow, thank you. That's the first time you're defending me. But no. This is a big thing going on. like in Mithu and all of that

I've seen different things like is this lady appropriating Like I've seen those Is she appropriating Hispanic culture Because her name is Hillary Yeah But she's asking people to call her Hilaria And she's saying that she's forgetting English words

But it seems like she's not really Seems like it seems like it's just an act That she's forgetting it or something I don't mind I like that people want to be just like us You know what I'm saying? Yeah I thought about that

Just how bad buddy. Bad buddy said like everybody wants to be Latino. That's cool. But this one's trying to be Hispanic. You guys are a comic for her rigorio now. No, it's not because her stories just don't add up. Because she's saying that, okay, like she moved out here to New York because she wanted to move. She was going to go to NYU.

And so she was saying that she was living out in Spain. She even went on to a podcast and she was saying, switching that part, listen. My parents are hippies. I lived in a smaller than this room, apartment. in New York and with just like a bed and a dresser and one chair. No, no, no, no. I moved here when I was 19 to go to NYU. From?

From my family lives in Spain. Wait, that's her accent. That's her too? Yes, that's her too. Oh, my God, what's going on? Yes, but she's saying like, oh, I was living in Spain and then I moved out to the states to go to NYU. But then a high school classmate actually called her out. And she was like, you know what?

Like, we called her Hillary. She had no accent whatsoever. She should have done a Puerto Rican accent. She would have got away with that since she was in New York. Yeah. Yeah. A Dominican. Yeah.

Italian? Yeah. Italian too? Yeah. So she's been getting a lot of backlash. And recently she has a reality show with her husband. It's called the Baldwin's. And she's explaining that she had to learn about code switching because people were going in on her.

Listen. They say that it's like communication. Like people who, if you ever talk to like a really old person who cannot hear. Yeah. And you have to like, you notice you emphasize. I'm going to emphasize. I'm going to speak slower. And you're not even really thinking about it.

You just start. to do it. You know what it's called? Code switching. I had to learn about it because the whole world was like mean to mean. When you talked to all the people?

So she's saying that she's code switching. Yeah. But she's talking to other white people. She's talking to the... Because I get it like cold switching. Sometimes like when you're talking to someone's selfie, all of that stuff comes out, right? See, look.

Come? Come on. This. To take me. Like that's cold switching when I'm talking to someone salvi. When I talk to Concord, I use my words a little bit slower. Yeah. I'm like, dog.

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