Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 427 Foo Doesn't Know How to Have a Baddie | Brown Bag Mornings (03/26/25)

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. Buenos Aires. Good morning to you. Did you see the weather outside? It's raining.
Starting point is 00:00:13 It's right. It's like the coldest day of the week. Oh, no, it might not be. But colder than the past few days that it's been. So get ready for that. Get ready for the cool down brothers and sisters. I had no idea the rain was coming. I walked outside like this with a T-shirt.
Starting point is 00:00:26 And I'm just like, wait. Wait. You didn't bring a jacket? Yeah, I did. You had to go back. It's weird because it's like a fog and then like I think this is the offshore flow. I think so. It's like whatever that is.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Yeah, I used to hear that all the time. I think it's fog and there's just little sprinklets of rain. I was talking to No, Berto, on the way up here. And tell me who else drives like this. Because he's like, oh yeah, I had my sunroof open and then I realized that it was like spring, like it was wet. And I was like, so you just drive with, is your car broken? Like, you just drive with your sunroof on me? He's like, no, I drive with my windows down.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Okay. And the heater on. Okay. Question. When you say like the windows down, like all the way down? All the way down. Cracked. Oh, crack.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Get up here, bro. You know why, right? Oh, yeah. He's letting the air out. No, not even. Stop. What? Not Humphurt.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Yeah. No, he don't smell like it. That's why. No. No, I just like the feeling like, because it's like, it's a little warm in the car. But then you're getting the fresh breeze from outside. No, I get it. I'm guilty.
Starting point is 00:01:32 I did the same thing. I have like five in the morning. Well, not at five in the morning. You're crazy. But like in the afternoon. Yeah, I like it. You know, like a little thrill. Like, woo-hoo.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I'm hot and cold. Hot and cold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know about that. Not in the like that. I just get there's different types of people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:48 You know? For sure. It's like sleeping with the AC on under blankets. I feel like he's hoping to get sick. Maybe. No. I don't know. I like it.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Hopefully it doesn't smell. Angie, at five in the morning. No, five in the morning, you're crazy fool. Like, I get it during the day or, like, a regular day or whatever. Also, five in the morning, yeah. Yeah. I don't. Are you?
Starting point is 00:02:06 Hey, pass you. No, no morning. I thought maybe this is cute. Before he had a really bad accident, which, by the way, everybody would be careful about the road and all that. Before Mberto had a really bad accident. He would drive a motorcycle. I'm like, is it like driving motorcycle? Because the air?
Starting point is 00:02:20 Oh, true. And maybe you're used to that. Maybe. It's a little reminiscence. Like, I probably don't know. Right? but I like Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Let it come to speak. It's like a lot of reminders about his life constantly. Like, he's going to forget. Yeah, you have bad memories. So I have my ring from my girl. Yeah, I told him I'm like, you're so different. I haven't changed my socks in three weeks. How do you guys drive?
Starting point is 00:02:43 But that made me think. How does everyone drive in? In silence? Do you really drive in silence? Yeah. Sometimes I drive in silence all the time over here. Why? I don't want to listen to any.
Starting point is 00:02:51 It's five in the morning. Yeah, you don't want your brain to work. And then it's like, no, I've, I've been listening to. I pray on the way here. I usually pray too. And then I listen to System on the Down on the After Halloween. Oh, that's your hot and your colds?
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yes. I get updated on wrestling, the latest wrestling news. Oh, yo, watch like, you listen and talk. Yeah, stuff like that just to like easing today. I don't really want to listen to music too, too much. It'll take me like maybe 20 minutes in and then I'll start listening to music. And to me, I don't like, I don't know, like, I don't know what to choose to listen to. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah. Yeah. So then I just listen to Power 106, duh. Yeah. Smart. They have the best choices. They just played Marit Carey randomly. I love that song.
Starting point is 00:03:33 I was so happy when I heard that was a movie. And then when it's the remix? The Locke's remix? All the money in the world couldn't even amount. Okay. Hey, what's your name over there, Greg? Yeah. Did you get the okay to do the thing that we wanted to do at 830?
Starting point is 00:03:47 Yeah. He let you? Yeah. I said, I'm going to do it. I didn't ask him. I said, I'm going to do it. No, you didn't. So you would not treat you my like.
Starting point is 00:03:54 dog oh yeah no yeah I got to load it up I'm a little excited okay did you ask him for real how'd you ask him I didn't ask him I told him I was like hey we're gonna do this mix he's like all right cool later on at 3rd Greg is gonna do a mix we're not gonna tell you what's gonna be the mix I'm excited I feel like you guys are to laugh I don't know why we're gonna laugh at the yeah why I'm ready it's just look he's the most randomness yeah mix theme I've
Starting point is 00:04:19 probably ever we've ever came up with yeah I'm sitting there like how am I gonna do this yeah It's not a margarita, right? It's not a margarita mix? No, no, no, not an actual mix like that. No, no, no. I was like, I'm trying this so hard. Yeah, that's coming up at 8.30.
Starting point is 00:04:34 You guys are going to have fun. We're going to have fun. We're going to have a great day today, okay? Scrolling with all me. Geregris. Gregory. We got to talk about it. Hi, Greg.
Starting point is 00:04:44 What? What? Everybody. Oh, hey, Letty. Hi. How's going. Good, good, good. Everybody has hardly seen me.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Hey, Greg. You met my friend. Lettie? Yeah. Award winning. Award winning. What's the respect on her name, guys. Leticia.
Starting point is 00:04:58 You don't say hello, letty say hello award winning letty. And you stand up and you bow. Yeah. Gracie, please, curtsy. The way I put my feet up on the table last night for dinner, like, all right, what you got from me? Good. This award winner. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:13 A bunch of coffee as a gift. No way. Let's tear it up, bro. I was like she deserves six shots of this. Let's do a six shots. I don't think anybody deserves it. No. Being gay
Starting point is 00:05:24 Right here, Let's go For a wild ride But speaking of morning routines Yeah, speaking of morning routines Everybody has probably seen this video Of Ashton Hall The fitness influencer
Starting point is 00:05:37 He's going viral because of his morning routines And what he does is pretty crazy Throughout his mornings I didn't even know his name bro That's the same That's the same Yeah I'd explain it
Starting point is 00:05:47 I just knew the banana to the face guy That one pool Exactly Exactly I need to break down his morning routines It starts at 3.50 a.m. He wakes up. 4 a.m.
Starting point is 00:05:57 He wakes up, does push-ups. Then rose bananas on his face. Banana peels. Oh, I heard that's really good for your skin. He lost me at the banana peels. It's so weird. Just watching it. You do push-ups at 4-Empic?
Starting point is 00:06:09 As of yesterday. 4.30, he does affirmations in a book or something like that. He's writing stuff down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 5 a.m. This is where it went viral. This is where everybody's like, all right, bro. Doing too much?
Starting point is 00:06:22 You're doing too much. He dips his face in a bowl of Saratoga. Saratoga. That water is delicious. It's water. I've never had it. It's water, though. I love water.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Yeah. But it's water. It's still delicious. Top tier water. Well, how expensive is it? That's fairly expensive. Yeah, I haven't been to air one by the hell. I was about to ask.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Oh, I had Saratoga water. But have you been to heroin? No. Okay. I know everyone's expensive. I don't know how much in the house. I just throw it in the bag. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:49 It's all right. I'm the same way. I'm sorry. And why don't you start buying water for all of us? I will. I will. Just throw it in the bag. Great.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Okay. Fabulous. You're like Angie to go grocery shopping? You know what though, Greg? I think with this guy, what's funny about a lot of it is the timestamps that he puts on it. Yeah. Like there's a part where he jumps in a pool. That's where it's at 7 a.m.
Starting point is 00:07:14 And then like it's like four minutes later. He actually hits the pool. So at 7, he'll put 7 a.m. and it's him jumping. and then at 704 it's him landing in the pool. Four minutes in the air. And then set up the camera and take his phone down and then angle it different. And then I don't know if he meant to be this funny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:30 But even with the words of affirmation book that you said, like literally he sits down to write in it. Yeah. And one minute later he puts it down. And it's like, wait, what? This is not a word of act. What do you do in there? Yeah. Write more words.
Starting point is 00:07:43 It was six hours of a waste of time. And then. Yes. He lollygagged for six hours. At 845, he ate, he ate, he, he, eats a banana and does it again, the face peel, where he rubs the banana on his face. And then 9 a.m, he does another plunge of his face. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:00 With more Saratoga water. Yeah, that's a bowl. That's supposed to be good for you. And then he does some type of like webinar, right? Yeah, he does like, some type of something at 9 a.m. What? Yeah. At 9 a.m.
Starting point is 00:08:10 he's like sitting behind a computer like talking to somebody. Yeah. 925. That's when he has his breakfast with his Saratoga water. This guy is going viral of people or like remixing it. Oh, yeah. like the reality one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Other people. The thing. Taking down the phone, putting it up. This is where I go grab my phone again because I left it in the house. Like, oh, now I don't want to leave it in an elevator. That's funny. Yeah. And he was tripping out.
Starting point is 00:08:33 He was like asking like why people are trying to copy his routine. And it was almost like he didn't realize that they were actually making fun of him. Yeah. Because he had responded like, why is everybody? Yeah. I don't know, bro. I feel like this guy, it had to have been a parody. the original.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Oh, wait. The original, his. No. Bro, you don't put four minutes between jumping into a pool. They're that full of themselves. Bro. Like, these, like the motivational.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Really? Like gym bros. Influencers. Yeah. They're that full of themselves. Like, honestly, everybody was, remember that guy drew walls? He was like kind of the first one to do that.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I think this is a guy, guy rolled. Oh, the one that's like going to grocery. Yeah. And he got like a deal off of that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was kind of like the original one.
Starting point is 00:09:17 And everybody kind of followed sued after that. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? And I mean, he at least was original. Now it's like you just see a lot of people popping up and doing that. But it's just so unrealistic. Like, I want to see what like a guy
Starting point is 00:09:31 that doesn't have much going on. I want to see his morning routine. That's more fascinating to me. Yeah, I want to do my own. Yeah, Greg. Yeah, not not what you mean. But yeah. I'll record me. Mine is that like 6 a.m. Mom, where's my keys?
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yeah. I want to see a chaotic morning. That's real. That's relatable. You know what I'm saying? Mom. Move your car. At the go. I want to see Maximum for getting a sweater. Yeah, mine is rolling out the bed, washing my face, shower, and then I go downstairs.
Starting point is 00:09:58 And then I remember Jose asked me for the camera. Well, speaking of Jose, I want to know Jose's. I want to know Jose too. Oh, true. He wakes up at Power Windows 6. And then five minutes later, goes to sleep. You guys need to see the real stuff. See me try on six hats that look exactly the same before I step up.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Oh, that's your routine. Yeah. Yeah. That's real guy problems. You know what I'm saying? Well, you guys have the phone. You guys are no different than this guy. Do it. That just means not to wake up earlier. I'm not going to dunk my face and nothing.
Starting point is 00:10:29 No, it doesn't have to be. It's your bout. It's your own team. I'm not rubbing no bananas on my face. Don't be fake up. I don't want to see Victor like, oh, he had 3 a.m. I'm at the gym. At 4 a.
Starting point is 00:10:38 This is real life. I'm making breakfast for my girl. When you get a sup. Yeah. Nah, bro. Be real. Be real. I'm a break by today.
Starting point is 00:10:46 I want to see how you don't shower. you keep the clothes on for the night before. I want to see that. Let's do you. For sure, Greg. We have shoutiski's. Yes, we do have shoutouts. Navarro wants to give a shout out
Starting point is 00:10:57 to Garfield softball and baseball. Come on. Come on. So let's get that W over Roosevelt. That means. Oh. Garfield and Roosevelt. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Shout to both teams. Garfield, I'm a little hearts. My burritos over there. On Instagram, M.M.A Feen wants to give his wife, Kelsey, a shout out. Mayfine? Yes. M.M.A.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Feene? Yes. M. She likes mixed martial arts. Wow. Want to give his wife Kelsey a shout out for holding it down taking care of the kids while at home. Hey, Kelsey. Kelsey, thank you for listening to us.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Your job is harder than his. Facts, it is. Why you're making breakfast. Yes. Says, have a blessed day. Hashtag field tech. Hey. He's a field tech.
Starting point is 00:11:38 That means nothing. We don't know what that means. I know. sits in the car. Can a field tech out there take us on a ride-along? We want to know what you do I'm really hoping they drive you through like a grass field Like a huge one
Starting point is 00:11:52 A field And you're rolling down the hill We're gonna be like all right When do we start? He's like we're doing it We're working right now Gabriel wants to give a shout out to Lettie for the award Oh that's so cute
Starting point is 00:12:04 Thank you Gabriel Says you all make me laugh so much on the way to work Nice Shout out to the Desert Warrior Men's Tennis team They pulled a victory off college of desert Come on. Shout to the tennis team, man.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Thank you for listening to us. Shout out to the desert. Oh, okay. They're out in the 760. Wow. Whatever that means. Palm Springs area. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Palm Desert? Get hip. Get hip. Oh, good culture. Get around. Get around outside of LA. No, I go over there all the time. Shout to all the tennis teams.
Starting point is 00:12:33 You remind us that we got to play tennis. Yes. True. Jose wants to give us. Remember Angie? Play tennis? I was going to say, I play tennis is Angie. I know, Vick, you never came with us.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Yeah. No, but I bought a racket. Oh, you're right. You're at the end of the season. He bought a racket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've seen Angie play, my son? You've seen Angie play a gig?
Starting point is 00:12:54 Yeah. Isn't it so cute? No, it's not. I play with the wall when he can. Angie plays baseball. She plays, like, we sports. I do play baseball. Angie looks like she tries a backhand everything.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Yeah. Who else? Who else? More shout-out. Jose wants to give his girlfriend at Delina a happy to your anniversary. Jose? Jose. Hey, but do you have a girlfriend?
Starting point is 00:13:14 Do you have a girlfriend? Adelina Adelina Where are you sad? I shall lonely Rown I'm sorry Jose
Starting point is 00:13:23 All the Jose is out there Without girlfriends You'll find one One day Or two Or two Amores Yeah One day
Starting point is 00:13:32 One day And just for $30 you can find Local Latinos You're so No You're not going to do that $30? An hour, fool
Starting point is 00:13:41 A hundred An hour? Misty wants to congratulate Lettie as well. Hey. Thank you so much. She says you deserve everything in the world. Aw, that's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:13:52 That's awesome. I hadn't texted with Jorge all day yesterday. I went home, taking a nap. Okay. All right. And Jorge came home and then he made dinner. And then while we're eating dinner, I'm like, I want an award today. And he's like, oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:14:05 And I'm like, you didn't tell me congratulations. Oh. Jeez. Oh. And he's like, I just made you steak and rice. I know. The congrats part is like, yeah, but flowers could have been nice. Is that a Sagittarius thing?
Starting point is 00:14:19 It is. I don't know. It might be a meat thing because I know that he's a sad. If I say it's a satch thing, all the people that are saged and not like that, they're going to be like, don't put that on us, Ricky Bobby. No, because my son, he, uh, congratulations to him. Yeah, no, he got into a new school. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Oh, he did. For next year. And then I was like super happy about it. And then he texted me like maybe an hour later. He's like, you didn't tell me you were proud of me. And I was like, I was going to tell you. I guess. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:14:45 Yeah. It's like, there's a time limit. There's a time limit. But Jorge is a satch too. Oh, but that doesn't cancel it out that it's like a. Yeah. Because maybe if he gets an award and he's like, where's my congratulations? I'm like, when you did the marathon, I made a whole real.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yeah. You probably did it within the time limit. He didn't get mad. Yes, yes, yes. Like the two hour of my announcement to like, babe, congrats. I'm so happy for you. But shout out to all the people that are giving me shout out to me. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:15:13 I won an award. cry. You guys are not serious. I can't do a speech without you guys making it a joke. But I appreciate. I appreciate everything. That's a shout-out. Vic, have you told her congrats?
Starting point is 00:15:26 Congratulations, Leppi. Wait, they're going to tell you within the time limit? A comment? Thanks to make. You're just like caught it. So did he put the little flag, the little race flag. The little race flag. The murder continues.
Starting point is 00:15:39 No, I sent a brown heart and I said, you deserve it. Thank you, bro. Yes, I mean it. You know I mean it Shout out to Yesterday I went to Sephora And shout out to Brenda
Starting point is 00:15:52 Who works at Sephora She recognized me And she was like It was funny because I thought I You know I told you I sometimes I feel like I'm getting hit up I don't know why I think I'm a little chola I'm not
Starting point is 00:16:02 Shout to all the Cholas out there You have definitely put in work I went into Sephora And then she I was just putting my stuff on the counter And she's like Do you know you got You're get
Starting point is 00:16:10 Something like You got me on my nerves right now she said something like that oh what yeah so so but she meant like nervous oh and then i was like oh damn i'm about to square up and from my kid and this is a sifora and then she's like no like nervous to meet you and like they've told me that you've come into the sephora before and i was like dude like i had to say hi to you so shout out to brenda she has a little girl named elsie she's like we listen to you all the time and then we were talking because she lives in palm dale and i'm like dang your drive is far from the sephora that i went to and she's like
Starting point is 00:16:44 like, yeah, I have family in Palmdale, and we take that crest. Remember I told you guys? Yeah. The windy road. And she was like, oh, yeah, I take it when I go to Disneyland. And we're just talking about that crest. Yeah. So on that, on that freeway, it's very dangerous. Okay. There's a lot of memorials on that freeway. People that have passed away because either, I don't know, it's a lot of, it's a crazy, and people drive dangerous there. Like, it looks like where people do car commercials. Oh, like of the Lamborghini's
Starting point is 00:17:15 cutting corners. You have to be in like expert driver mode to do stuff like that. And there's a lot of them I'm like, yeah, it makes me,
Starting point is 00:17:23 it trips me out that crest because of the of the memorials. Yeah, she's like, yeah, you know, and just like everybody, like I'll be driving down there.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I'm like, I hope mine is cute. And I was like, what? I'm like, no one thinks that, Brenda. What?
Starting point is 00:17:38 She just had that thought. Yeah, very morbid thought of like, if something would happen to me. I'm like, oh, I hope they choose a good picture. I hope the video is nice. I was like, Brenda, stop. That should be an app.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Everybody gets to choose their final photo. No. Y'all chose mine for me over there. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was, oh, my God. That was a birthday one. But it was tripping me out. I was like, Brenda.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Thank you for listening. Yeah, thank you for listening. I love meeting her. And shout out to Elsie. Elsie, when your mom is driving over there. Tell her to watch her off. Tell her to keep her intrusive thoughts to herself. Oh, bite is cute.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Like everybody, I think about mine, and I'm like, no one thinks that. Okay, random thought I had yesterday. I was just thinking, I was driving right, and then I saw the, what's it called, the one that? Road? No, not the road, but the car that takes the body. A truck? Oh. The corner.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Yes, okay. Corner. The corner. The corner or the, the hearse. The hearse. Okay. No. One of those.
Starting point is 00:18:43 One of those. Take the body where? To the funeral or to the funeral? Okay. Yeah, it hurts. Okay. So I saw one, right? Because they both take the body, respectfully.
Starting point is 00:18:50 And then I started thinking, I'm like, when I die, do I want to die with, like, shoes on or barefoot? What? Or with socks. Why did you want to? And then I'm like, I hope they put, like, a pedicure. Oh, you mean? Like, when I die. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Yeah, when I die. I thought like, as you're dying. I'm sorry that I'm talking about this. You're the one who said it. When I die, do I want to die. with socks, I don't know. I was like, Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:12 You put it that way you're gonna wear chanclas. Yeah. Well, that's what I were. Your favorite ones. Your favorite one. I already know them. And just like,
Starting point is 00:19:18 put my faha on. Yeah. Stop. All right. We're here. We're here. And I continue this conversation. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:19:25 So since I was little, I've always thought like, oh, no. All I love is a sound system in my hearse. Hey, it's friends us fault. And I think it was when
Starting point is 00:19:36 Selena passed away. I started thinking about passing away. And then I was, I was thinking of like what stop maximo stop I was a little girl and so I would literally imagine that I want an air conditioner in there in case I wake up and a little TV and a little phone to call out in case I wake up oh you're so cute so I was thinking about that yesterday thanks Amanda and then I was like I really think that because you see videos of people waking up sometimes and then I'm like no
Starting point is 00:20:04 because that means I would have had to survive the autopsy where they cut you open and they put all your organs in a bag and all of that. There's no waking up once you're in there. I don't know why that thought is. As well. Sorry. I don't watch a lot of day. I don't even think about that part of it.
Starting point is 00:20:23 No, I know, but I watch a lot of day. But then I'm like, yeah, waking up, it seems like very fair to like, oh, I wake up. But to me, I'm like, I'm going to have a thing right there so I could watch TV while I'm waiting for them to dig me back up and all of that. But yesterday I was like, that's not possible because they literally, in order to get you ready for down there like you're done done you're done yeah yeah you're turkey yeah tell you i want subwoofers playing juicy jay as loud as you can at your at my funeral no you don't yep some heels clicking right on top of my casket no you don't i don't think your mom will
Starting point is 00:20:55 let you i have a fear of like random girls crying at my funeral and then like my girl's gonna come get me no i always told my homies i was like after life just bring a whole bunch of girls to stand around my casket and make them cry why do guys always i don't know that just so like oh my god it's not You need a lot of girls. Like a lot of girls are standing around. And all those girls are going to go back to her, man. And then girls find out, oh, you're a baby mama. I'm a baby mama.
Starting point is 00:21:17 What? What? Don't worry, Greg. That'd be legend. I'll drive by a fake with a van. Pick of like eight of them. I didn't even know. I mean like 20 of them.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Just all over 20. Maximo better hope he doesn't get pulled over on the way. I swear it's for a good cause. I'm not a job. I'm not a John. Yeah. All right. Now that we have that adult talk out of the other.
Starting point is 00:21:39 shout out Brenda and her daughter, Elsie. L.C. Take care of your mom. Thank you so much for listening to me. And we will no longer be talking about our intrusive thoughts on the radio. I'm talking about that. Thank her for spinning us off into funeral. They're real gone.
Starting point is 00:21:57 My mom hasn't answered because this is not of, this is like of the devil. No, it's not. Well, then talk, say something. You never tried. I mean, not tried, but. I don't know if I think of, like, death like that. Oh, okay. Wow.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Oh, we're the only one. You're still part? You're like a sick-ass gallery of all your photos? Yeah, I do definitely. Well, actually, I have thought about that. I told you. I stopped. Okay, I thought about...
Starting point is 00:22:17 But can you not say the actual word? Can you just say, I've thought about that? I've thought about that if that ever happened to me. I hope that my girl sells my hard drives for a lot of money. What? Yeah, because I have a lot of images and videos from years of different people. So you want to sell it? I just wanted to sell it for at least like a million.
Starting point is 00:22:36 And you want them to see the light of day? Yeah. All your work. What if she sells it for $999,000 instead? I'd be so pissed. I need a million. I need a minimum a million. $1,000 million.
Starting point is 00:22:52 $1,000 million? I'm down with that. Before Maximil passed away, he said like $20. No, he said put it on, not for up and see what happens. It's full. I can't really put anything else in here. No. Very important to me.
Starting point is 00:23:07 It's laid up. Old pictures. I don't know. It is not. All right. Shout out to, and any more shoutouts? That's a shout-outs?
Starting point is 00:23:15 Oh, we had birthday shout-outs? No birthday show-out just allowed to like regular shout-outs today. No way. No one was born today? It was people's birthday, right? Yeah. Juvenile, I believe. Juvenile.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Hey! Hey! No, no. I don't look you for it. Don't look you for it. Oh, man. Cash money records. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:23:32 It's okay. No, Julie. No, no, Judy. No, no. No, no. No, I hope I get the one that has the actual, yeah. Oh, this goes great. Hey.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Hey. Thank you for all the good times. And to come. Hey! Did you guys ever listen to music videos or watch music videos and then just dance? No. And you're Sala by yourself? No.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Don't lie. That's how you learn how to dance. Ramona, yes, right? Yeah. In the Sala? Yes. Yes. No, I still watch.
Starting point is 00:24:02 We're listening to Conejo like, okay. If y'all ever watch B-E-T-un-E-T-un-E-C-U-E-E-T-U. on mute? No, you're weird. I still watch music videos. Did you ever dance in the salad? No, I danced in the room when my sisters were not there. Yeah, lock it.
Starting point is 00:24:16 It's a thing. It's totally a thing. You never recorded the Cisco Dong song on a VHS? No. No. Songs not even that old. Okay, there was a TV channel and it was like, I don't know what type of channel was. It was not MTV Thres, but think MTV Thres, right?
Starting point is 00:24:33 Okay. And there was this song, and it was by this girl, and it was called Friday Night. I don't know if I'm the only one that ever heard. Remember, like, the other song that I'm the only one that knew and none of me knew? And she would go, it's Friday night. Not the Friday song. I'm ready for the club. No?
Starting point is 00:24:52 It sounds familiar. Keep going, keep going. I don't remember it. But it was like, oh, my God, it was such a good song. And it was my guilty pleasure to listen to it because she was very, like, it was a lot. Yeah? Whatever. I feel like whatever channel I had in San Fernando, it was just like.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Probably. Someone, like, hacked it and it was just, it was just Valley stuff. Like, she was probably popular in the Valley, this girl. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe I want to know. Made it to the girl's, my girls on my side. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:25:24 No. No. It's like Mr. Crow, kind of. Yes. Yes. Do we have Mr. Crow in the system? No. No.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Simp or Pimp. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Yohlele Maximo. Last week, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco dropped their anticipated album. Highly anticipated. Highly anticipated. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:25:53 Did I miss something? Yeah. No, hell of people were anticipating it. And I've been hearing really good reviews. It's good. I need to hear it. That's the name of the album? No, the name of the album is called I Said I Love You First.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Oh, I thought you meant that was the name of the album. Really good reviews. I know your beats are castic but oh you don't like her but yeah he's a hater I thought you meant I'm not a hater you're a hater you're a hater you just said I'm just not a cellanator I just wanted to know I didn't hear you know word around town there was hell of word around town maybe on your algorithm it's not
Starting point is 00:26:23 but yeah no his algorithm had it yeah shout out of Selena man and Benny Blanco and they have like hell of dope features Jay Balvin's on there the Marias is on there tiny tiny yeah so they were doing their promo run and they went they stopped a podcast called On Purpose
Starting point is 00:26:40 when they were talking about their relationship their connection and Benny Blanco started talking about her walls and how he broke him down but not those walls. Hey yo! When you're a pop star like she is and you're a huge entity and people set up all these
Starting point is 00:26:58 walls before and then the first second you like disarmed everybody. So he's talking about how she had like her defense is up and when he came, he kind of was able to bring him down. Bring him down and, you know, connect with her at a different level. What's with like the harp in the background?
Starting point is 00:27:16 Yeah, it's so dramatic. It sounded like we're going on a trip through outer space. The promo. Oh, okay, got you, got you. Yeah. So then, after that, Selena started talking about how she fell for Benny. Listen. What I fell for Benny, it was everything about him was honest.
Starting point is 00:27:34 He'll tell me anything that he's feeling. It made me feel like I could do the same. I'm mad. She sounds thrilled. Yeah. She doesn't sound like she wants to be with him. Some people just have that tone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:51 She definitely has like a flat tone. It doesn't feel like it has emotion. But she also continued talking about, you know, what they see in each other. Yeah. When Benny looks at me, I don't think he sees anything but who I am. And that's very rare to find. but when you do know it feels right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Does she sound like a robot or is it just me? No, no. That's how she talks. And it's actually because of her lupes, yeah. She's actually spoken about it. Well, now I feel terrible. Well, you should have felt terrible, period. You should have because people have actually addressed that and, like, been, like, making fun of her voice.
Starting point is 00:28:29 And she's had to say something about it. It's because of her lupus. Her voice has changed a lot. Well, I have been educated. Thank you so much, Angie. Welcome. I apologize, Sarah. Amen.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I apologize. They actually talked, I saw not a clip, but I read about, I guess she had had surgery. Yeah. And like hand surgery or something. Oh, okay. And then she woke up out of it and she looked at him and she said, I love you. And then he was like, go back to better. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:55 He didn't believe it. So like that album called I said I love you first. Like I'm wondering. If that's the story behind it. If that's the story behind it. But also like the fact she said I love you twice to him or something. And then he was like, he didn't. didn't say it. He said go back to bed like you're
Starting point is 00:29:09 being crazy. He said that to her? Yeah. She was on the She was probably like waking up. I thought I was like, oh my God. Imagine telling someone you love them and then they're like, oh. Do you think like when she was squinting and he looked different? She was all to.
Starting point is 00:29:26 No, did you feel like that? To her, she's beautiful. Honestly, with all the fugglies that I have in here, come on. Some girls are going to find you cute. My mom thinks I'm handsome. I know. Even the girl when she squins and she has a stigmatism.
Starting point is 00:29:45 It seems too cute. Let them. I like them together. Like the way that he talks about her, I really like them together. I don't know, man. I think they're made for each other. That's for sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I mean, I do hope this lasts. I just think like success. It's going to last. It's too much. Too much. It's a lot. He has to go above and beyond for her. So, of course, it's going to last.
Starting point is 00:30:05 The nacho cheese is what sealed the deal. Oh, the bathtub. The cheese tub, yeah. After that, it's like locked in forever. But it's like, how do you keep this high energy the whole time? I mean, if your girl's bad. And a billionaire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Yeah. That's true. No, yeah. Because we talk about it too. You'll say like when the guy makes more money, oh, yeah. Like, they're both very successful people. 100%. Baby girl is like, it's worth $2 billion or something.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Is she worth one of them? Yeah. Yeah, she's bad. You'll make that work. And he's not that good. But also, they love each other. Yeah, you can tell that they're in love. There's this meme.
Starting point is 00:30:34 And I go back to it all the time. It's like the beautiful girl and then the Shrek that she is in love with. Oh, yes, yes, I'm interested. And then the Shrek that's broken her heart. And then I just look at you ogres. And I'm like, yeah. Y'all have broken some baddies' hearts. Like there's a baddie out there.
Starting point is 00:30:48 She's crying because of you. Crying because of you fools. You said it, not me. See? So let's not talk about his looks. We'll follow up with anything. It's a one that will treat us night. It's an evil world we live in.
Starting point is 00:31:02 I'm just living. I don't know Well yeah I think this whole This whole package is just I know It's too much I'm gonna say it's beautiful
Starting point is 00:31:13 What's weird to me Do you guys see the album cover? No Okay so it's like a keyhole Yeah And you're looking through a keyhole And they're on a bed And they're like looking at you
Starting point is 00:31:21 Looking through the keyhole It's just very odd It's odd But The album itself Is a Selena Gomez album Probably executive produced By Benny Blanco
Starting point is 00:31:30 Yeah But it's called Selina Gomez and Benny Blanco which is a little bit to me. Like we get it, bro, she's your girlfriend. I get you. But what I would say is... That foot I was expecting him to sing.
Starting point is 00:31:42 I was going to say that. Like, I'm sure, like, I haven't listened to the music, but I'm sure it's pretty subtle in the way, like, she's expressing her love to him. It's not even, they just, it's different concepts. I want to hear a full duet with them. I want to hear a... I like him singing together about their love.
Starting point is 00:31:58 He didn't even DJ Khalid on there. He didn't even do a drive. He didn't even do a drive. I need a friend. I said I love you first, girl. Yeah. No, yeah, like I said, like, they're so in love with each other. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:09 And all that, I need that translated, that energy. Don't make it subtle on the album, no. That's you, bro. That's how we see you and your girl when you guys, like, dip off in the corner and don't talk to anybody. Yes. So weird. Like, bro. It's like seven weird.
Starting point is 00:32:21 There's people around. It's 7 p.m. And they're already grinding. Yeah. The DJ hasn't even set up, bro. What's your talking on here? Why are you having her hiding hoodies? Let people see her.
Starting point is 00:32:32 You know. See, baby. That's a girl. Yes, it is. You can show you like I said. He goes into the venues and puts the AC down? Hey, babe, you're cold. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Cover up. You're freezing in here. Here's a sweater that doesn't fit you. The girl Brenda that I saw at Sephora that we're talking about, she also met you before. After the Dodger parade at one of the spots where you and Jordan were, she was like, oh my God. Big Bami hello shots.
Starting point is 00:33:01 He was all turned to him and his girl. Yeah. Yeah, we were. That's funny. We tore up Echo Park that day for sure. You guys were fishing? Yeah. As a couple?
Starting point is 00:33:12 Whoa, whoa. Yeah. It's crazy. It's wild. No hook on the world. Make him wearing a pineapple shirt? Hey, who wants this? All right.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Is Benny Blanco and Selena comments? Simper pimps. They are singing up. They're not sipping up on the track. Sip on the track if it's real. You haven't heard it. So shut up. I know.
Starting point is 00:33:35 I know, but you said he didn't, we didn't hear it. They have different themes. He probably wrote the songs. Yeah. And if it's about him, he wrote a song about himself. Yeah, I need to hear the song. Oh, I imagine.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Him singing. Some of it is like a little bit of heart, like there's one called Ojos Tristas. That's the song with the Marias. It's called Ojos Tristas, you guys. Yeah, I'll listen to that. There's one is like, how does it feel to be forgotten?
Starting point is 00:33:56 And it's Selena being like, I don't know if she's talking to her ex or his ex, but like, how does it feel that we, like, that I moved on. It's about Justin Bieber. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:34:05 I've seen that. But see the theme? He wrote it? Benny. This is psychotic. But this is my thing. She's dated people since, why can't it be about the weekend?
Starting point is 00:34:13 The weekend is a recent. Oh, you're right. No, no, it was about Benny Blanco's relationship with Justin. Oh, how does it feel to be forgotten? They're romance. They used to be on these.
Starting point is 00:34:21 And now they're not. Dang. The album is good. And there's a song I was telling you. It's called Blue Flame. Yeah. And I was telling, what's this was the name over you? Greg, Frank.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Oh, yeah, blue as flame. Oh, I don't know. Blue is flame. And it would mix well with Nokia. I don't know if they... Who's calling my phone? Yeah. Oh, the Drake called on.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Yeah, the Drake Nokia. It feels like it fits with that vibe. Like, she's doing it. It feels very spring break out of the beach or summertime. Yeah. Out. Well, I'm going to check that album. That one's good.
Starting point is 00:34:49 You like music. Oh, and it's really short. I'm not going to be nice. I'm going to listen now because I'm intrigued. And Oh, host, three says, maybe that could be about the time. that she caught, Benny Blanco caught her dancing with that one dude.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah. And he's all host work. Her, her, her best friend? No. Her co-star? Her co-star.
Starting point is 00:35:07 The album's only 35 minutes? People don't forget. Most albums in now are only like 35 minutes. That's crazy. How long it take you? For an album? To say, I love you. Like five years.
Starting point is 00:35:19 How many minutes is that? I don't know how many minutes. That is a lot of minutes. Let me just read the track list, okay? I said I'll let me first. Younger and, hotter than me.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Call me when you break up. Oh, that one's good. But he's younger, harder than me. She's saying, like, call me when you break up with your girl. I want to be the first person.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I want to be who you wake up talking to or listening. I'm telling you, this is not like a, I love you, Beni Blanco. Oh. Oh, Svi-Stes.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Don't want to cry. Sunset. Cowboy, Blue is flame. How does it feel to be forgotten? Which is like pretty crazy. Do you want to be perfect? You said you were sorry.
Starting point is 00:35:50 I can't get enough featuring Tiny and Jay Balvin? That one's really good. Don't take it personally and scared of loving you. As I'm looking at it, there's this part of the album where they do like a fake information show. And it's like, don't you want to be perfect for social media? Don't you want to this? That.
Starting point is 00:36:07 And I was like, this is these fools. This is for you guys. This is for you specifically, Vic. Is younger? How did it me, Beni Blanco's song said, Justin? Do you want to be perfect? Do you want to be sexy? All right.
Starting point is 00:36:23 That was probably Benny Blanco's part. That's probably his voice. Okay. Imagine. Yeah. But he's basically saying like, for social media, it doesn't matter, man. My name. My little feito.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Ugly people, yeah. So how many times have you said it? No, I've never said that. That's what I'm saying. Do you want to be perfect? What is he? We get it. It's a great album.
Starting point is 00:36:45 It's going to win a lot of awards. It's really good. Just F. Y. And shout out to all the Salinators. We come in peace. We do. We do.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Yes, we do. See? Yeah, Victor. We love everybody. We love everybody. Is it super pimp? What part of this whole situation? In general.
Starting point is 00:37:01 But they're engaged. It's simple, but not simple enough. I need to hear the duet. I need to hear them. Why do you want to hear his angelic voice? I don't even know what he sounds like. You'll have to hear it then. I will.
Starting point is 00:37:12 I will. Absolutely. Homework. Listen to the album. Yeah. It's only 35 minutes. Album report. I'm down.
Starting point is 00:37:20 All right. Summary. Five sentences about the album and what you learn. All right. No. All right. 10 seconds. Sit.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. They're in love. I like them together. Everlasting, happily ever after love.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah. Forever and ever. Okay. We're going to go into homie hampine right now. But there's sometimes where I feel like I've just been in a simulation and no one else knows my life. And whoever was in charge of my simulation was a hila gang member. And it's just giving me like these crazy little things.
Starting point is 00:37:50 I was telling the crew earlier, hey, do you guys remember that song? We're like, no. And we're like, no. Even you, bro. You're from bad nights. You should know. Ramona. I just realized.
Starting point is 00:37:59 how hood you are. I'm not hood at all because there's people that are really hood and I appreciate I never want you guys. So you're hood at heart. No, I have hell of respecto for you. But, bro, I know, right? Isn't this crazy? Like, how could I not be hood but no songs like this, bro?
Starting point is 00:38:13 I was dancing. Picture this. I didn't know. Picture this. It's the early 2000. Somewhere in Seymour, California. There's a girl in, what is it called when one house is behind the other one? Duplex.
Starting point is 00:38:30 And yeah. In her mom's duplex. No one is home, but the TV is on to a local channel that plays music video. Local channel, please. Well, I don't know. This wasn't on MTV. Yeah, probably public access. This is maybe.
Starting point is 00:38:45 They're not at dance. Check this out. This is me. Mom, Max, you all. It's advice. Let's do it. If you know this song, please tell me I'm not crazy. Wait, this part, this part.
Starting point is 00:39:03 This part. Real girl. Come on, Flakis. I quit who? I was going to say. That was Aquita. That was Aquita. That was a time.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Wait a pardon. Hey. Aw. Aw. I was about to say. I quit. Hold on. That was Aquit time.
Starting point is 00:39:26 That's funny. No, Pes. Permiso. Wait. Mejor Pide. Pervon. Super time, bro. This was me.
Starting point is 00:39:33 He just took me back to when I bought like a bootleg CD in Mexico that just had like a bunch of random songs. And then they had this guy, he said like, El Tequilero Soyo. I know that's like Mr. Party. I know that. You don't know that song. Yeah. That's like the same type of error. Same vibe, bro, right here.
Starting point is 00:39:56 We're out of a car show. This is my favorite, like, guilty, yeah, my favorite guilty pleasure, bro. Wow. We're outside. We're outside. Nobody else Ramona, too. Ramona, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Yeah, that one. I was trying to remember her name, but yeah, it was Flaky. Flakis. Flakis, where are you calling right now? Are you guys wherever you're at? I don't know. Like, you just have a hell of influence all of my life. What great.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Look at this judgment from Whittier. Like, if there's not real G's and Whittier that I know what I'm talking about. No, that sounds like the backyardigans. I was literally like, what? It sounds like the backyard against. He has no culture. That's why. Listen to the beginning of it.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Well, obviously, she didn't rhyme. That wasn't the point. Yeah, it was the point. It was the vibe. It was the vibe. Has it ever been Friday and you're with your girls ready to party? No, you haven't. Sometimes it just doesn't rhyme, but it's your life.
Starting point is 00:40:45 You know what I'm saying? I agree. What's going on here? There's just a thing about it. Greg, you don't get there. I think Greg has turned in his bicycle. Oh, yeah. You got to send it over, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:58 You don't deserve that. Come on. My life right there. No, no, no. Keep my low rider every day. No, if you can't. You're not living in life. You can't appreciate the lifestyle, the connection.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Goes hand in hand, brother. I don't think that. Yeah, it does. Yeah, you got to be lower. You're actually a little too highbrow right now. Lower. Low writer. Low writer.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I don't think I've ever heard that. The three elements of Chicano rap, bro. These rites, low rider basketball, low rider, low rider. And the dub show. Come on, man. The Holy Trinity. I've never heard that whenever. I won't get hip.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Yeah, I'm a play. Neither did anyone else. No. only one that did. But I respect the culture. Same. I appreciate it. All right, yeah. Okay, home me hell playing.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Hold me hell playing. I know. The furthest you went is Amanda Perez and shout out Amanda Perez, but it goes deeper than that, bro. It goes way deeper. The rabbit. No. You never had matching football jerseys with your friend or brother.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Matching. One of you flipped some, like, reverse. Yeah. Reverse? Yeah. What? You went coordinated like you were an actual football team. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:03 What was this? Live life. Live life. Little boy. Little boy. He is little boy. Homey help line. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Check this out. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. Hobby needs our help. Hobby.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Hobby sent us a DM and said, hey, Brownbag. My name is Hobby. And I don't know if I'm tripping or not. And I need your guys help. He said, I'm taking this girl. started talking to a couple months ago to opening day and I'm excited to go with her because she low-key brown bag is bad she is bad okay I can just read what it's in front of me okay um and to be going with her I'm like sheesh okay girl the only that's what it says
Starting point is 00:42:58 The only problem I'm having is that she isn't a sports girl and she's going for the vibes. But the outfit she showed me she's going to wear is like super. How do I say H. Ratt? And I asked her. He called his girl? It's a bad. It's like. It's like.
Starting point is 00:43:17 He said that's what the outfit is like. He said. And I asked her, why is she wearing that type of fit? And she told me straight up that she wants to make it on that L.A. Babes IG. Okay. That is a goal It is for a goal Yeah
Starting point is 00:43:30 Yeah Now when you go to Dodger Stadium And shout out to Dodger Stadium Man and the people that go And us the fans right Yep But now you It feels like it's a fashion show
Starting point is 00:43:41 What? For sure No I'm not kidding Yeah I don't know if it's because Photos are social media But like you just can't go In a Jersey anymore
Starting point is 00:43:48 You can't just pull up in a jersey Maybe dudes can Yeah But it just always feels like You gotta look Like it's gotta be a thing There's people scouting For sure
Starting point is 00:43:56 And there's so So many different types of, like, outfits and ways to put it together. Yeah, it's not like before. There's just just wear a jersey and a hat, you know, a fitted hat. Now they have, they make, you know, merch for girls, custom. You know, girls put it together in style a certain way. Don't even get it started on the clear bags. Now we got, like, different clear bags.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So stuff like that. So it becomes like a fashion statement sometimes. And then other girls get inspired by that outfit and to do their own thing. It was. He's just scared.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Yeah. That's what it is. Loki, I've scrolled through those pages before going, like, for inspo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Same. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:34 You scroll through the. For inspo. Yeah. Something else. So dumb. Like. Okay. What I will say is like, I think it's dope when girls, like, put that stuff
Starting point is 00:44:44 together and it's like, it's a cool outfit. It's coordinated. They have a hat or a jersey. But not your girl, huh? No. She's wearing that hoodie. This girl's in the hoodie is like 103 degrees. Hango.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Poor thing. It's her choice. It's my mind. She said if she wanted to wear it, no, no. Are you really like that? No, I'm not. I'm going to start believing. It's her, it's her, it's her.
Starting point is 00:45:07 It's her. My biggest thing is like, that's all cool. Wear Dodgers-related stuff. Or even if you're going for the other team, wear that. My problem is when it's like I went to a game one time. A girl's just wearing full pink. No Dodger nothing. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:45:20 You know what you did. Just the geek's out. Just like, I'm like, where is this? How does this correlate to the game? You know what I'm saying? Like, that's my problem. It's like, okay. Well, now she can wear the Marcombe club.
Starting point is 00:45:31 At least put like some sort of sports. Effort to it. Even if it's just the colors. Exactly. I think Harvey is scared that dudes are going to see his girl and like be thirsting over her on the comments. But that's why he was with her because he said, wow, she's bad. Like what is like that's, like that's, she didn't. In this thing, in this message, did he say she's a sweet person?
Starting point is 00:45:54 Did he say she's smart? Did she say she's good? No, just that's why you, you got her. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. He probably found her on the LA baby. The same thing that attracted to you to her, you try to take away from her.
Starting point is 00:46:08 From the world. Not from her. From the world. From the world. I feel like he's stressed out. Yeah. Of course. He should be proud.
Starting point is 00:46:18 He should be. Maybe tafeito. Just be like behind her like. Like the middle school couple? Yeah. Maybe he's been. Blanco, that's crazy, Vic. Damn.
Starting point is 00:46:27 That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's wild. That's messed up, man. That's crazy. Oh, now you're acting like you don't know what you said.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Yeah, you literally said it. He called a many, bro. Oh, God. I just feel like he's probably just stressed about all the attention his girls are going to get. Yeah. He's probably not used to dating such a baddie maybe. Because that comes with it, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Oh, for sure. Oh, you're, does it ever stress you have to be with such a body? Yeah. Yeah. It makes me just want to tell her to just throw on a big hoodie. Like for example, stop. I'm really going to start believing it. Big horses his girlfriend to wear a hoodie.
Starting point is 00:47:02 It's her. It's not her. Jordan blink twice. I don't think she ever had a hoodie collection. For sure, she never had a hoodie collection before. It's like a fear, but you have to accept it as well. What? Like that your girl's bad.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Oh. Yeah, you have to accept it. It's going to hurt. You're going to be scared, but yeah. Why are you seeing it with so much pain? Oh, because it's happened. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:24 I've dated a bad girl before. And like, dudes will go up to her. And dudes will go up to her even though I'm standing there. That's insane. What? Get out of you. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Yeah. You went to Disney with baby girl with Daniela. And it's so cute because she was wearing like this when you the pool top. Super. And she's gorgeous. Like she's naturally beautiful. But I'm wondering like, just super fit. I know.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Like just naturally perfect. And Chilean. Yeah. And beautiful eyes. Oh, her eyes. Why you propose to her already? Yeah. We're married, bro.
Starting point is 00:47:53 But there's a reason why Maximo doesn't let us share her. her Instagram name. See? Yeah. See? See? Yeah. Save it from the world.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Exactly. Not, you know. So, dudes like you guys. When you find a diamond, do you just want to wave in the air? Do you just want to wave in the air when you find a diamond? Yeah. If you found a double bag of a million dollars, are you going to pick it over? Be like, look what I got.
Starting point is 00:48:18 No, you'll be like, no one looking. Yeah, no one's looking. Okay. Go. You hide it? This is fine now. She's an object. I thought she was a person
Starting point is 00:48:28 She's an apple of mine She's worth a million dollars I thought she's a Wait more This crazy thing called autonomy She's a princess diamond That's what she is You know what autonomy means
Starting point is 00:48:39 No Not interested Not what it is You're on decisions You know You're on free will It's crazy We didn't finish
Starting point is 00:48:47 We didn't finish We didn't finish the homie hubblown Oh it's still going Yeah He said Brownback I got the ick from that And I didn't even know
Starting point is 00:48:55 what to respond to her. He said every girl who's on that page is bad, but to see the girl I'm talking to on the page, I don't know how to feel because I know a lot of maniacs are following that page and now they are going to be following her. Brownback, am I overthinking this? Should I be tripping about it?
Starting point is 00:49:12 Help me out. Have it go private. They'll still do it. Yeah, but request. She doesn't have to. How does he know there's a lot of maniacs on that are on the page? And how does he know what the page is? Because he's a maniac
Starting point is 00:49:25 Because again The guy is like you guys It's like you guys know about that page First of all First of all they follow me first Shout to them I love them They follow me first
Starting point is 00:49:37 So it would be rude to not follow them back So you follow everyone that follows you No no but Everyone Follow fake you will follow you back A page that showed me so much love I just got PTSD from that right there You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:49:50 You follow everybody you follow Oh my God She just followed me So I followed it Do you see how stupid that sounds Yeah I follow because of the love They show me
Starting point is 00:50:00 Because let her follow Great Sweat guys Yeah let her follow that The Gilf some Disney No great sweat guys followed me first babe I don't know They show you to love you know They follow the brown bag page
Starting point is 00:50:12 They're probably a fan Yeah No they do Yeah Are you a fan? Are you dreaming? I just like the lodges I'm always looking at
Starting point is 00:50:20 How are you How do you love the Dodgers? How do you love the Dodgers? But you're not following the Dodgers page. You're following Bates of LA. True. They have score updates sometimes. No, they don't.
Starting point is 00:50:33 In the background, in the photo in the background, you see the scoreboard. So annoying. Yeah, that's what I'm focused on anyway, the scoreboard. I also just look at the outfits. I buy it. And then I'll tell my girl, hey, look, you like this outfit? And then you buy her? So what you're happy to do?
Starting point is 00:50:45 He said, I'm excited to go with her because the Loki Brownback. She is bad. He should take her to the Angels versus Dodgers at Angel Stadium. It already happened. Yes. Oh, wow. My wrong girl's on this page. But after she told him, showed him like what she wants to wear and says like, oh, yeah, I want to make it on the LA Babes page.
Starting point is 00:51:07 And he said, I got the ick. That's crazy. That part is wild. He's not ready for a bad news. He's not. If that's his response. Oh, boy. Brownback, am I overthinking this?
Starting point is 00:51:17 Should I be tripping about it? Help me out. How should he handle it? Because honestly, I guess if they're really. knew or like he I'm taking this girl I just started talking to a couple months ago you probably can't tell her what like So how is he going to
Starting point is 00:51:30 He should never tell That part Say it in the mic Say it in the mic Ever And not just any girl Your girl Your girl especially
Starting point is 00:51:37 And big her up She's doing it Yeah And you look amazing If you're showing a little bit too much Then cover up girl Cover up girl Cover of sweater
Starting point is 00:51:45 What's your size Double XL boom I got it Got you Got it girl Put the hoodie part over too Your face is too pretty I got the zip hoodie All the way up
Starting point is 00:51:59 All the way up You have a lot of paper You have a lot of paper That's stupid That's what big does No I don't I just feel like He's not ready for a baddie
Starting point is 00:52:10 If that's his response Because you know like You gotta know that It's already happening Tickets are there He's going with her She's gonna look bad What does he do?
Starting point is 00:52:18 What should he do? Spell nacho? on her? No, she might take off her jersey is going to get worse. Oh, yeah. Take off her. Let me freshen up.
Starting point is 00:52:27 She just takes it off. Okay. Well, I'm trying to help him. It's going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. You can tell it's his first baddie. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Yeah, it's definitely his first baddie. Help us out. Harvey hit us up and said he's going to opening day tomorrow and he's going with the baddie that he's been talking to for a while. She showed him her outfit and he said, his words, she kind of looks like an H-rat. He did say that He did say that
Starting point is 00:52:52 And her goal for the whole game She doesn't care about the score She doesn't care about anything But making it to one of those L.A. Babes' Instagram pages Also this is someone that he chose to go with Because she's bad Exactly The way she looks
Starting point is 00:53:06 How dare she be bad How dare she be her Exactly So he said he got the ick from it And It is He knows that every girl that's on there Has a bunch of maniacs
Starting point is 00:53:18 Follow them following her. You guys would never follow us. And he has a lot of information about that page, suspiciously. Yeah. He knows it very well. So he's wondering if he's overthinking this or tripping about it, what he should do. All right.
Starting point is 00:53:32 All you fools have dated a baddie. Tell me how the stress about dating them when they're dressed like a batty. So when they breathe? Yeah. Well, yeah. No, tell us. Okay. So you got to never leave them alone for the whole night.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Even if you go to the restroom. Yeah, you got to like be. What about they're not with you that day, right? But they post a photo and they look, bomb, bomb. What are you doing? What are you doing without? Where are you? Who's attention you trying to get?
Starting point is 00:54:01 Because I'm not right there. Yeah. The same are those girls you follow and that are all over your four-you page. Which ones? I don't know. That's research purposes. No, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Yeah. How dare you make men do the thing that I do when you're not looking? How dare you? Okay. Rule number one. A bit. Right? Shoes can't have laces, so she never has to bend over a tire shoe.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Right? Oh, number one. Hold on, hold on. Can we make that up right now? Whoa. Hold on. Can we just take a second? Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:54:39 To just random applause that Pimp comment from Maximo. No, no. That's real. Don't respect, though. That's weird. That sounds like something sugar-free would say. Why is that weird? You want to tire a shoe?
Starting point is 00:54:52 What is she doing when she's tying her shoe? You're right. Another man. She tied the shoe. Another man can't wear a shoe. And if she got two races, that means she's wearing shoes. That means she's going to start tripping. And she's going to walk out your life.
Starting point is 00:55:03 She ain't never going to trip. Yeah. Another man can't tie her shoe lace, though. That's why she doesn't have any. They slip bones. Yeah. And they're clunky. You duck feet.
Starting point is 00:55:15 She got two shoelaces. Make sure you tie them twice. Oh. Sugar Free has stepped into the chest Double knot We don't double knot There joins me Before you walk out the house
Starting point is 00:55:26 Before we walk out The house I say double knot Yeah But like you I guess An internal An internal Go say it
Starting point is 00:55:34 Go ahead What'd you say Double knot Oh wait I forgot it now Before you walk up the house Make sure you change A blouse
Starting point is 00:55:41 Because you got a double knot Because if you're going to go out You ain't not I don't know I tried A double negative. You ain't not.
Starting point is 00:55:51 You tried it. You tried. We'll work out. Okay. What if she's like? Friday night. We're headed for the club. My girls on my side.
Starting point is 00:56:04 What? Let's part. Sorry. It's something else. It was techno night. It's a Friday night fireworks too. So that means she's going to try to be coupled up with somebody. You for you, you, you.
Starting point is 00:56:19 No. I'm saying the Dodger game. No, no. No, no, no, it's Thursday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I just wanted to play this song. Yeah. But I'm telling you guys, what if your girls is going out?
Starting point is 00:56:28 She's with her girls. They're all looking good. Like, and does that give you, like, a ball in the pit of your stomach? Or does I give you a... Or do you trust your girl. It's crazy. No, no, no. Definitely trust my girl.
Starting point is 00:56:41 It's not even about her what she'll do. Then let her wear more than just hoodies. No, wait, stop. Less than just hoodies. No, no, no, it's just more so like, oh, I just know. Her friends. I'm just going to hear a bunch of stories Because like my girl literally tells me everything
Starting point is 00:56:54 So she'll just be like oh yeah And then this guy came up to me And then I was like She'd be like oh do you want to do you not want to hear about it Or do you want to me to just keep it to myself I'm like just tell me It's better to know I guess right You know
Starting point is 00:57:05 And how tall was he? No no I don't care about it What was his hair line like? No She's like Did he have big muscles or what? I never thought the OSCard would be at the club Yeah it's crazy
Starting point is 00:57:14 What? No Stop it I was in the car I was in the car yesterday with my girl and Brooklyn, her daughter. And then she goes, oh, look, look at him, like, you know, like showing her daughter. And then she goes, he's ugly. And then she looked at me, she smiled.
Starting point is 00:57:33 And I was like, yes. She's on your side. Yeah, she's on my side. Let's go. Let's go. I don't want to say what I want to say. Let's go the phone lines. No, I'm wondering.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Yeah. All the Badi-Bade, the L.A. babes out there. Oh, gosh. I just want a guy's perspective when you're dating. a beautiful girl and she's beautiful. You don't have a flower and then keep it in the closet. No, because they need certain.
Starting point is 00:57:56 You can grow flowers in the closet. There's some lights, you know. You just need some lights. Oh, wait. What about it? I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about it. All you got to do is water once in a while.
Starting point is 00:58:06 There's some lights. There's some like self-type light. Like she gave him a creative timer, hydroponics. Just keep it in there. It's just. Here my little flower. But not, dating about it's hard.
Starting point is 00:58:16 It is. When she's dressed up too, oh my God. Yeah. The whole night your thing. thinking like where's she at, what is she doing, what are her friends trying to get her to do? Why is she in a section? Is she in a section? Your girl still has friends?
Starting point is 00:58:27 I don't have a girl. Thanks for that, bro. Me, girls don't have friends either. Greg is the guy you got to worry about. I know. No, I'm not. Maybe. Yeah. Let's go to Ken and Compton.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Ken. Ken. What's up Ken? Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Yo. What's up Ken? Ken talk to us. What would you tell Javi? We're good. His girl that he's a girl. he got wood is hot. She a baddie.
Starting point is 00:58:52 He doesn't want her to be so much at the Dodger game, though. Yeah, so pretty much what y'all been saying, that he doesn't know how to have a baddie, or this is probably his first rodeo. So he doesn't know what he's doing. Like, he's already a lost cause. If he already getting it, like, I don't know if he said that how that went, like,
Starting point is 00:59:12 on a day before already, or this is, like, the first day. Like, what's up with that? I think. I think it's just that the Dodger had, like, the Dodger game has its own culture, it where there's no pages of like hey when we go to this restaurant i'm gonna look bad because i want to be on like babes of mastros you know what i'm saying uh but it's like there's like there's like there's like this page that's dedicated to hot girls at dodger stadium oh yeah yeah i know about
Starting point is 00:59:35 that baby i know about it yeah can't how do you know that was for girls uh but can go ahead but yeah what so really honestly if he's already feeling that way about her i'm he think he don't he don't even need to be worried he needs to stop talking there and put her on to somebody like me that's gonna be oh my god yeah all right i can let's say you're at dodger stadium bro and you're she's wearing that fit that yet it's it's it's look it's it's it's it's it's it's a white top okay midriff white pants and you know white pants vibes all right and it's like a it's like a dodger jersey but it's like in a knot you know what i'm saying yeah yeah so like like
Starting point is 01:00:19 She looks like that and you're walking. All right? And you're walking and then people are looking at her. People are watching her. How do you feel about that, Ken? See, I've had a little experience with having a baddie. So I love it. You want a girl that people want.
Starting point is 01:00:37 You don't want a girl that nobody wants because that means she ugly. You don't want nobody ugly. If you have a baddie going to the Dodger game, that's like top tier. Like, that's what you want. You don't want to go to the Dodger game with. nobody that you don't want to be with. Like, if you're with her, everybody sees, like, that's your girl. I got her.
Starting point is 01:00:56 I pulled her. Less. Whoa. Hey, I can tell this, Ken has had a lot of Barbies. Come on, Ken. I'm a little ugly, Kenna. You're not a little ugly, Ken. He's confident, Ken.
Starting point is 01:01:06 You're confident, Ken. And guess what? As ugly as you may think you are, you probably got a hell of, like, you make up for it in other ways, okay? Hey, I'm a, I'm a thing how I make up for it. Look, I'm a truck driver, right? Oh, my God. I got two families.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Six-three, dark skin with a hellcat. Hey! Six, three, with a hell cat? What is? How do you fit in there? Hey, if she's coming to a doctor again with me, we're pulling up and saw windows down. The hell cat going to be whining. Everybody going to be breaking in a day.
Starting point is 01:01:36 For both of you guys, for your car and your girl. Let's go. All right. What if she takes, she says, hey, Ken, can you take a picture of me on your car? And then she ends up on Babes of L.A. But you're not there. I don't care. car.
Starting point is 01:01:50 That's a cat Ken right there. Both my babies. And then you're going to see he's followed by B.G.G. And then you see her followers go up, Ken. Yeah. Hey, me and Greg, hey, we're going, hey, if you try to slide a DM, I'm going to have to just find you on one of these little events. I'll find you guys.
Starting point is 01:02:08 You'll find me with your girl. That's what you're going to. Bro. Ken. He's a truck there. He has a lot of backup. Hey, if Greg, if you get her, you can have her. Then I'm on to the next.
Starting point is 01:02:21 It's good. Oh, Ken, I appreciate the attitude, Ken. I appreciate the call. Thank you so much for calling. Hey, shout out your hellcat, bro. So you have a truck and a hellcat? Yeah, I got a couple of whips, you feel me, you know? And how many families?
Starting point is 01:02:42 And how many families? Zero. Ah, ladies. You're going to be our next homie hookup line. Yeah. Oh, God. Hey, Weber's good. As long as you look the party is good.
Starting point is 01:02:56 I'm going to tell you, I'm a little ugly, but I make up for it. Ken, I like how it's like, I'm ugly. You better be hot, though. You crazy. You crazy, kid. Shut up, Kenman. See? That confidence is confidence.
Starting point is 01:03:08 That's all it takes. Walk around. Just dangling your keys everywhere. Like, my health cat keys right here. I could start it from here. You ever been in a hellcat before? Yeah. I know the name.
Starting point is 01:03:18 I don't know that car. The charger. Oh, it's like a charger. It sounds really cool. It does. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a, the ones that go, very fast. The ones that have high insurance.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Yes, for sure. Very, very fast. They'll have like a body kit. They'll be super fast. They're usually like in fun colors. Hey, how would you feel though like your girls like, take a picture of me in front of your car and then it's like uploads it? That's fine. And then there's guys like, oh my God.
Starting point is 01:03:43 That comes with the territory. That comes with having a baddie. Okay, because you guys earlier you guys were saying. I know. You guys are switching it up now. Now all of a sudden, Ken gets on the line and now we're all pissed. and now we're all like You can't leave the house without a blouse
Starting point is 01:03:57 You can't tie your shoe without a who Or I don't wear a hat But now you're like Oh yeah We just let her to be whatever You know, I know who I am I'm the prize It depends if she's like
Starting point is 01:04:11 Depends on the pose You know she's bending over in the hood or something I don't know maybe Whoa Well let her show it off I don't know about that one yeah Oh so now there's like What if she like tags you in the photo
Starting point is 01:04:23 Does that make it okay? Yeah, that's great. Isn't that cool, right? Yeah. Not everybody's going to think that she's just using you for the car. No, like, what if it's like a outfit of her or like, and she just tags you like right here in her little car? Oh, it makes a little better. A little bit.
Starting point is 01:04:37 A little bit. A little bit, a little bit, yeah. Right? Because it's like if people go to like, ooh, what she tag and then it's like, oh, her man. And then it makes it like that good. Is that a good way to make a part? I like that. Asking for a letty.
Starting point is 01:04:48 Yeah. I mean, a friend. It's right? Yeah. It's right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:53 Yeah. It's cool. We have to. I can wait. I can wait for the review. Okay. All right. Let's go to Sophia from South L.A.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Sophia. What's up, Sophia? Hi. Good morning. Sophia. Right here it says he got her blood pressure up. What's up? What?
Starting point is 01:05:11 Yes. I'm on my way to work and he has my blood pressure up like he's my own boyfriend. So, Harvey. Avi saying that he got with a batty. They've been dating for a couple months. Got a ticket. to the Dodger Stadium. Then she showed him what her outfit was going to look like.
Starting point is 01:05:27 He was like, oh, my God. She looks like an H rat. And then she said like, he said that. She said like, yeah, I want to get on one of those pages after he asked her why she would wear that. And then he was like, I got the ick. Like I'm like not trying to go ahead. Is he overthinking is what he's asking?
Starting point is 01:05:43 He's overthinking. He needs to change that attitude real quick before someone snatches up his girl. I don't know what it's like to be with an insecure man. I went from being with an insecure man. to being with a man who showed me that I was the most beautiful girl in the world no matter what I wore. And let me tell you something. I would rather be with the man I'm with right now.
Starting point is 01:06:01 That's an insecure man. So he better change that attitude real quick. He has my blood pressure up. Like, I'm on my way to work. I got to clock in in like 30 minutes. It, like, tricked you to that time where maybe you were judged by your own partner about what you wore or kind of they made you second guess yourself and, like, I guess what you were wearing, right?
Starting point is 01:06:18 Or how you looked. Yeah. Like, basically, he always had something. nothing to say about what I wore. He wanted me to wear what he wanted me to wear. Like, it went so far as to where, like, I couldn't even wear a swimsuit when we went out swimming. Like, I had to wear a hoodie?
Starting point is 01:06:35 Yes, I want to wear a hoodie. Oh, my God. Coincidence. It's not for him. But it's like, it didn't make me feel good about myself. Yeah. Like, it may be really insecure. And that's hope she's probably going to feel.
Starting point is 01:06:48 He was probably like, put them things away. It's like, where I put them? He doesn't need to go to anybody wear. I was bored with us. Okay, Sophia. Literally. So now you switched up to a guy that, like, maybe is more, like, he's not insecure when you go out and you look a certain way. He helps you feel beautiful, too.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Exactly. Like, I'm not saying, now, it would be different if she's wearing what Kanye Westwife wears. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's different. Have you been at our stadium? Yeah. Almost like that.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Yeah. It's like clear bags, clear top. Yeah. Like, maybe, maybe she just has a fine bar. and he just doesn't want to show it off. Like maybe he just has those curves. Yeah. Maybe that's why he's insecure.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Come on now. Like, let her feel beautiful. Let her look beautiful. She's going to a Dodger game. Who is she going to find at a Dodger game? Well, he surprised. Sophia. The players themselves sometimes look back at it.
Starting point is 01:07:42 Yeah, so I have a friend, right? He was dating his girl. Yeah, Sophie. He was a catcher and he caught her. Yeah. So Greg was dating a girl. Sophia and they and Greg loves the Padres and she was trying to put her on to the Padres so they went to a Padres game and literally one of the players ends up following her yeah and then trying to slide in her yeah so yeah yeah so yeah be careful yeah you gotta have your oh no you got to play defense at the stadium what happens when you date a batty okay sofia
Starting point is 01:08:14 me personally me personally I'm an NFL girl I don't like I don't like baseball yeah okay yeah man has to worry about jay other hurts now? I know. I know, right. Damn. Don't take it
Starting point is 01:08:25 to the Chargers. Because I feel like with the Dodgers, the guys are like, I could take them. With the football players, nope. Literally.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Exactly. Exactly. That's true. That's true. All right. Sophia, what would you tell, what would you tell Javier
Starting point is 01:08:38 on how to get over his insecurities? Or is there just no hope. He has to date like a midgirl if he wants to. No. Honestly, I feel like if that's the first sign of who he is, because he didn't say anything nice about it. He didn't,
Starting point is 01:08:51 he didn't come at her. respectful about it. He said it gave him the ick. Yeah. So right then and there, that's a red flag. He needs to leave her before he ruins her self-esteem. Or if she hears this, and I'm hoping she hears this, he needs to break up with him immediately. Like, yeah, that's a red flag. That's, that's a red flag that honestly me would make me break up with someone immediately. Yep, send her to her. So he needs to leave her. She needs to go with, what's his name, the one that was on the phone before me. Oh, K. Confident K. Kahn. Confident K. K. And it's Hellcat.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Hellcat Ken. Yeah. Sophia, thank you so much for calling. You have a good morning, baby girl. Thank you. Baby girl. And I hope your blood pressure has stabilized right before work. And I hope you wear whatever you want today.
Starting point is 01:09:35 You wear whatever you want, girl. I know, thank you. If it's hot, take off your jacket. Yeah, Jordan. Wait, no. Yeah. If it's not take the hoodie off, take the hoodie off. Bro, these espresso shots got me turn!
Starting point is 01:09:54 I can tell. The Babes of L.A. commented on our page, on our post, we come in peace. Tell them, we call it. Can we invite them tomorrow? Can we invite them invite them on the page? Can we invite the girls that are on the page? Hey, baby.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Please know. We got Alex. Bring the All-Star team. No, Greg. I would not. You would not like two parts of the page. I know. He turned up for this.
Starting point is 01:10:18 You get so excited. I love Los Angeles. The Lord's Prayer, it says, like, don't let me fall into temptation. And then you're bringing the temptation. I'm not tempted. It sounds like you are. I'll be in the DJ. It's not you, brother.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Alex. Alex, Alex, and Parame. Alex. Alex and Paramount. What's up, Alex? Hi, Alex. What's up, bro? Alex, talk to me.
Starting point is 01:10:41 What would you tell Javi? I mean, I think. I'll have one thought Like maybe she's wearing like a hiked up skirt You know the Eeks is out But when you describe the outfit You say you got pants on And a jersey tied up
Starting point is 01:10:57 This bro is insecure He need a he need a date in his own lane Okay let's say the cheeks is out Or the you whatever he's the yeeks That means not the cheeks and the yikes is out Okay It's a hot day It's opening day, it's daytime bro
Starting point is 01:11:09 Hot Basically all she's wearing is sunglasses Okay How would you feel about that? Well, just enjoy the ride while you want it. Keep him pushing after that. That's great advice. That's your own hillcat.
Starting point is 01:11:24 It's just your turn. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah, exactly. Really? Yeah. Alex, what would you tell a guy his first time with a batty?
Starting point is 01:11:32 Like, I guess this may be his first time dealing with this. Stop overthinking. Mm-hmm. Okay, thanks. All right. That's what simple as that. Because that's all it is. Your mind is going crazy.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Oh, what about this? What about that? She's probably doing this because she's bad. So everybody's going to go up to her. No, you got to stop over thinking that. Be securing yourself and your own player and your own pee and keep it pushing. Yeah, she's with you for a reason. But you say that all confident, but then you're not there when all the guys are like,
Starting point is 01:12:00 oh, my God. Hey, what's your number? Hey, what's your Instagram? You got a man? You got a Snapchat? Dang, Snapchat. Not a Snapchat. Maybe that's him, but me and my personally self, if I got something to say, I'm a
Starting point is 01:12:12 if I don't like your outfit, I don't like it. but if I do, you know, whatever. But I'm not going to change the outfit for you. Like I said, I'm going to let you show me who you are, and then I'm going to categorize you where I should put you. Yeah. Wow. Go Dodgers.
Starting point is 01:12:30 How do you feel about this new season started? You couldn't wait because you're from New York. I could tell you. Nah, I mean, let me tell you something real quick. I'm not even a Yankees. I'm a match fan. You got her, too. You got hurt too end of the season.
Starting point is 01:12:46 We heard you first before we hurt the Yankees. Yeah. No, yeah, because New York is new. I'm going to go for New York, New York, New York, L.A. You know? Oh, now the accent. Yeah. You know, they're going to pizza.
Starting point is 01:12:59 Hey, is it a little brick out there or one? Would you go to a Dodger game, though? I've been to plenty of Dodger games when they play the Mets, yeah. Oh, when they play the Mets. Oh, when they played. It's all you were there when the Mets plus is crazy. You had a Dodger Stadium. Yeah, I would.
Starting point is 01:13:13 It's okay, Alex. New season, new chance to meet the Dodgers in the playoffs, and we beat you again. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see about that. He's so cute. I love Alex.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Shout out Alex. A New Yorker. A lot of people are commenting on our Instagram. You're just a free ticket, my boy. You think that's the case, too? Oh, a free ticket to. Yeah. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Okay. First of all, second of all and third of all, they've been dating. Yeah, for a while. Like, y'all are so. Like, if she couldn't go by herself. No, she's not She might, no She could definitely go by herself
Starting point is 01:13:47 No, of course But on her own Like Yeah She could get invited by somebody else She could get invited by somebody else She's gonna be in the sweets If she doesn't go with her
Starting point is 01:13:55 Thanks Where's idle wild Idle wild? Idlewild is out by Palm Springs Nice Stephen from Idawild Steven What's up Steven?
Starting point is 01:14:06 What's up, Stephen? What's up? Can you spell Idaho wild Because this will spell it IDA Wild. Ida, Wild. ID Y-L-L-Wild.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Ida, wow, that's weird. I would have got that wrong. Yeah. All right. Stephen, talk to us. What would you tell Javi? Havi's dating a baddie, and he hates how a baddie she's going to look at the Dodger game, and it even gave him the ick to find out she's setting up an outfit to try to get on one of these babe pages.
Starting point is 01:14:38 What would you tell him? Honestly, he just needs to get over his security. of what might happen because at the end of the day if shit happens, it happens, it happens, but he needs to accept he bagged the badger. He can't control what others do, but he
Starting point is 01:14:55 can control how he reacts. And he needs to realize that if you can't play the game, he needs to let the next player play. All right, you guys are going into your OG talk again? Yeah, like sugar free. Listen, listen, if you
Starting point is 01:15:10 They go back and forth. When you say, she's a start, she's a starter and she makes mistakes on the court, you got to bench her and bring the six-man-in. What's her mistake? That she's great at the game? That she's... Then you have to trade her because she's at a high value. Oh my gosh. If you bag the fish, don't shake it.
Starting point is 01:15:26 You know, don't shake the bag. You know what I'm saying? You know, like Finding Nemo. And Starlet. Fishing. Wake up! Fish-A! It's got like the math. You know, they had Luca. They knew it was up there. We got to trade them. They couldn't handle him. So we can't handle him.
Starting point is 01:15:38 Yeah, they got to handle him. So he had him go. He should trade her for like some midgirls? None of this is like really traded because she's not an object. No, no, we're saying that. Oh, no, she's on an option. And he can't handle. David, can you please help?
Starting point is 01:15:50 David, I know you're there. And they're, yeah. Hey, speaking to A, rats. Hello, hello. David. Wino dea. Wendos dea. David, what would you do if your girl was like so fine, but you don't want anyone else to know?
Starting point is 01:16:03 Yeah, I wouldn't be like that. But first I'll shout out on the hood, rat. Hey, hummy, stripping, right? If he don't want the, if he feels like she's around and let her go, you know what I think? Like, come on, boy. First of all, like, everybody's been talking about, right? Bag did, fool, what you're tripping on. But obviously, you ain't like that.
Starting point is 01:16:24 You ain't built that way. You know what I'm saying? How do you have to be built? Well, it's the truth, right? If you saw, oh, my gosh, it's going to be dressing da-da-da-da. Hey, guess what? She's going to dress like a hudder at whether she's with you or without you. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 01:16:38 A bar. Hey, and that's how it be. You know what I'm saying? You think, okay, he's all chipped out like, oh, someone's going to snatch her up. Look, yeah, when I go out with my girl, I like her to look. Fine, like, I want her to be the way, like, if I didn't know her and I see and I'd be like, oh, my God, I want to. I want to hollery. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:00 Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You'll buy her the white pants. Oh, and I ain't, probably not white, because I really don't like white pants, but maybe, you know, like some, like, some, like, um, like gray stretches or something you know what I'm saying? Great stretches? This was an hatred dog Grace stretchies
Starting point is 01:17:21 That's what I'm saying Like like a little little quick one right So like girl She was She was a what is the one like receptionist Right? She was a receptionist dog And you know you got first of all
Starting point is 01:17:33 The baddies are always a receptionist Right And then and then second of all Everybody tries to snatch that Mm-hmm. So it's a challenge. Hey, I would wake, I would walk in, and everybody's right there trying to shoot it, and I wasn't tripping on none of that because I was like, huh, go ahead and try. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:17:53 I ain't tripping on. None of that. Hey, my mind, my mind's right. Yeah. So you might look better, right? But no one's on my mind in time, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Why ain't tripping on?
Starting point is 01:18:03 None of that. Greg says he didn't know they had receptionist at Victory Outreach. That's crazy, Greg Hey That's wild He's dumb Crazy I heard him
Starting point is 01:18:22 That was a good one You got Hey, you got your little troves for the year You know what I'm saying? Hey, but yeah You know what I'm saying And at the same time too Like I was telling Humby, right?
Starting point is 01:18:35 I was like literally Humby You're not going to bite Look, you're not going to buy a diamond necklace just to have it tucked in, right? You're going to bang it. It depends where you are. Yeah, it depends where you're out. I feel like David's good wherever he goes.
Starting point is 01:18:48 He's like trying me basically. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's what I was going to say right now. So, look, I'm going to floss my diamond necklace, just like I'm going to floss my girl. You want to try to take it? Try it. You know what I'm saying? Try it.
Starting point is 01:18:59 See what happens. I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go. David, I like that confidence. And if you see a girl with her gray stretch. She's walking around and David right next to her. Try it.
Starting point is 01:19:10 Try it. Hey, but you know what? I've had that before where all the time where I've gone out with my girl and, you know, gentlemen walk up and they're respectful. As soon as I pull up, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's my, you know, she's with me. Oh, my bad dog. And then I've had other people that I got to, you know, put the hurts to that aren't that respectful.
Starting point is 01:19:31 You know what I'm thinking. I'm not really on that time unless you're on it. Yeah. If you're going to try to get on my girlfriend, I feel like that hell, yeah. Like, these foods are trying to get what I got, you know what I'm saying? So, hey, it makes me feel good. And you don't mean adversity-built character, right? So, yeah, creeping on none of that.
Starting point is 01:19:52 I don't know why you added in such a Michael Jordan type quote. Built character. Such a, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. All right, Juan in Sanana, Juan. Juan. Juan. Juan. Juan.
Starting point is 01:20:08 Juan. Buenos Diaz. I just want to start off by saying, leti, you are beautiful. And the guys, morning. So we're not beautiful. Yeah, I'm not beautiful. No, you're not. I want to get all beautiful.
Starting point is 01:20:20 Can we at least be handsome? Can I at least be named? I want to be called pretty. Call me pretty, bro. Hold on. What is calling? Yeah. Babe, I don't know him.
Starting point is 01:20:27 Wait. Am I hear you correctly? You want another man to call you pretty? No, I don't want to be acknowledged by name, sir. Hey, why do you guys call it just a fight us? Yeah. That's great. Hey, call Greg Pretty right now.
Starting point is 01:20:42 Yeah, Juan. I hurt my feelings. Greg, I'm pretty. Thank you, Juan. What are you to tell, Avi? You know what? My advice for this situation is accepted for what it is. Don't make it what it's not.
Starting point is 01:20:57 And what do I mean by that? Well, homie's dating her, right? And there's a saying in Spanish, if you want to know where the water goes, let it flow. So if right now they're dating. Okay. Say it in Spanish. Oh, Spanish is,
Starting point is 01:21:11 Kierz how to gore the water? Let's let's go ahead. Oh, okay. Okay, that makes sense to the best. I like it in English. Yeah, so in this situation, you know what I mean? Like, enjoy the ride. Go out with the girl.
Starting point is 01:21:23 You're looking at getting serious. Well, then what you need to do is just take notes. And when there's things that don't fall under what you want, then at the end of the day, they let her do her thing and you do yours without any feelings her, without any disrespect, you know, because everybody's built differently. Everybody has their different wants and not want. But in the right now, at some point when you get... That's great advice, one.
Starting point is 01:21:55 No, honestly, that's great advice. Kendrick has a line on a song. He says, let her be a... Why you stopping her? And it's like, yeah, it's a valid point. If she wants to be like that, but that's not what you want, then you've got to figure that out and let her be her. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:10 Yeah, because all this talks about, oh, man, the man's confident, the man's confident. I don't think that's realistic because at the end of the day, what it is is let's be real with it I heard this one time it's better to be classy than to be sexy right it's like when you see a guy out there with jewelry there's two different scenarios
Starting point is 01:22:27 you got a guy out there with all his chains on all his Louie and stuff you look at it and you go man that's a little bit too much but then when you see that one girl that's dressed nice and she got her nice flight shit even if the fucking jewelry is a lot you can't be cursing fool
Starting point is 01:22:42 I'm sorry I apologize you sound like a hater though it's a ghetto in me It's a ghetto. Yeah. You ever rock a Kubolin chain? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:53 But what I mean you about that is that there's women out there that know how to rock their stuff and be classy about it. You know what I mean? Something where you're doing a trashy. Yeah. So now you're telling women to wear, huh? It's crazy. I get what he say. I get it.
Starting point is 01:23:18 Yeah. You know, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter what I got to say. I love what you guys got to say because at the end of the day, you guys make me laughing. You guys make the valid points. And I love the fact. that you guys bring up these sort of topics out here because these topics allow us as, as viewers, to now talk about these things. And whether the conversation's right or wrong, it's cool to hear all these different.
Starting point is 01:23:43 I guarantee you somebody out in Texas, somebody out somewhere else may have different opinions. But here in L.A., we're all talking about, like, what if my girl does this? What if my girl does that? I never got presented with one of that. Are you good? Thank you. I appreciate it. You see, Brown Bag is talking about the issues that need to be addressed.
Starting point is 01:23:59 Like how a woman dresses to a Dodger game. Let's go, Juan. Let's go. And how water flows. You are an asset to our community. Let's go. Yes. Why?
Starting point is 01:24:12 Whatever you said before that about us looking like skunkas and not classy, I forgive you. It's cool. Thank you. Hey, letty, you don't look like no skunkie. You're gorgeous. Oh, good. Take it easy. She's a married spot.
Starting point is 01:24:26 A married spot. A married sad. She is married. But much Thanks. I got to go to work. You guys have a great day. You too.
Starting point is 01:24:33 You have a great day, bro. You have it. You have it. You follow that water. He complimenting. You like complicit. Like, it's just like hater-vised
Starting point is 01:24:43 but not really a hate it. I don't know it was hater, but I mean, I get what he's saying. I get what he's saying. I get what he's saying too. I think the delivery. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:52 But then he even knew that's why he likes us talking about it. Imagine working a chain dog. Like you don't have to work. It's like, let me wear my chain, homie. What's wrong with that?
Starting point is 01:24:59 He was talking to just like sometimes you just, again, like, sometimes a girl could be wearing, I don't know, like. I got what he said about that. A full-on dress, like a maxi dress. And then you guys are like, wow, what a gorgeous girl. And then sometimes she could be on the, like, not showing anything. Yeah. And then you're like, oh. It doesn't even have to be a girl.
Starting point is 01:25:21 No, I got what he meant about the guy wearing jewelry. Like all of his jewelry all at once. It's like, if you have some jewelry, yeah, you know, like put certain pieces. with this or certain pieces with that. Says the guy that's wearing all his jewelry all that ones. No, I don't know. Yeah, one more chain at home. You have one?
Starting point is 01:25:35 Yeah, I think you have it on. No, I don't know. Look it's right there. I have a lot. Oh, you have the OTR. No, he's saying, it's like when people wear too much designer. That's me.
Starting point is 01:25:45 Yeah, that's why I just like it. I just like doing that. It's like when people wear too much designer. I was judging right now. Remember when you wore all your rings? Yeah, I lost. All of them. But they don't even fit the fingers?
Starting point is 01:25:55 Huh? They do fit. Then how you lose them? You lost your ring. Most of them. Dean, that's... One by one, I think my girl's mom loses, like... Oh, it's...
Starting point is 01:26:05 No, I'm going to... I'm a lady. I remember when you wore all your chains when you were running for a president? I worked, yeah, and then I actually won my... Remember when... What? When he wore all the chains to get the vote?
Starting point is 01:26:19 Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah, that was... You guys... Maybe you should wear all your jewelry. I love wearing jewelry. Maybe Kwan is right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:27 You should just... Hey, be modest. No, I love where my jewelry. Modest it up, okay? Don't be too extra. You've ever seen these diamonds is dancing before? Like, these diamonds dance for a reason. Don't be a hater foo.
Starting point is 01:26:37 No. Yeah. I get what he's saying. Yeah. And then also just enjoy the ride. Enjoy the ride. If you're not taking a serious, what if you're taking a serious? Yeah, they're dating.
Starting point is 01:26:46 Enjoy the water flows or whatever he says. Yeah, the water flows. Enjoy the water flows. If she flows, she's a whatever. If she flows, it flows. She's done going while it flows. And then, yeah, if it flows it, then it goes to the dough. It goes to what?
Starting point is 01:27:03 I'm going to shut us up right now. I'm going to do you a favor. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? You guys, I saw the news today, and it really, really upset me because, and shout out to everybody that has been and has gone through,
Starting point is 01:27:20 and it's still going through the devastation from the wildfires over in Pacific Palisades and over in Altadena. But I just saw some news. this morning that made me so upset for all of us that I get pricked up and ate up by mosquitoes during these seasons. So like I told you, these schools are like hibernating right now. Yeah. But like come the end of springtime or when it gets hotter, they're going to be outside.
Starting point is 01:27:41 Apparently, one of the things that is happening with a lot of the houses that were burned down because of these fires is their pools of the houses. There's no real way to clean it out. There's no real way. There's no electricity, clearly. Yeah. There's no real way to drain it. So these pools are turning into ponds because it's rained.
Starting point is 01:28:02 Yeah. And it's turned murky. And this is high breeding ground for mosquitoes. I saw a city official say in the Alta Dina area that one pool can breed one million mosquitoes in one month. Wow. One pool. So think of thousands of pools all over the Altaena area and the Pacific Palisades area. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:24 And it's been like two, three months now. Yeah. Well, they're going to. start like in this little in this little time scheme. So you got to think about that and be ready. If you get bit up, I definitely, I'll walk outside and for nothing and then I'll get. It's the most annoying thing to get bit by a mosquito. It's just like itchy and it doesn't go away for a while too.
Starting point is 01:28:42 And it's not like you see it if you start feeling it. Like they get away with it. Yeah. I'm going to incorporate a mosquito net into my outfit for the summer. Hey, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. City of Fish was over and Altadina that were saying it was crazy because I was looking that like what they're doing about it
Starting point is 01:28:59 and there's a fish that eats a mosquito. Oh let's get them. Let's get them going. How do we reproduce this? Yeah. No, no, no. So like I guess what they're trying to say is there's going to be some type of strategy, understanding of what's going on over there. Some type of strategy to help you with your
Starting point is 01:29:15 pools and it's going to come at no cost to homeowners and one of them is putting in these fish that love eating mosquito larva. Let's go fishy. But now I'm wondering if what's going to happen to the fish off there. They're going to get huge because how much they eat too.
Starting point is 01:29:30 Then we got cats and we'll have a cat problem. It's just like what's going to happen on top of that? I mean like what no they'll be fine. Like we feed them and then they're going to eventually there comes a time in every person's in every fish's life. Yeah. Yeah. It's why it's a circle of life.
Starting point is 01:29:47 Yeah. Oh, we get eagles. We get eagles. That's what they want to. Eagles. It's all that. Yeah, that's one of the. And then there's thing called larvicide, which I feel like.
Starting point is 01:29:56 What? Yeah. Well, I'm telling you, this is such a big problem. We're trying to figure out, we're trying to figure out for real what to do about it. Like, even when our producers, like, you know, there's certain plants that they stay away from. Because I've tried the candles. Yeah. That don't work.
Starting point is 01:30:11 I've tried that little sticker on the kids. That don't work. What about the little tennis racket? The tennis racket? Imagine our kids running around with those tennis bags. But I want to be, yeah, facts. I want to be preventative. There's like these tennis rackets that are like zappers, but we definitely don't want that around.
Starting point is 01:30:24 Is there like an anti-mosquito lotion? It's like stay away. They're supposed to be, but it's not. It's like 100% efficient. Just tell them this. So to everybody in the Altsida area. And honestly, like, I'm right there on San Gabriel. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:39 So it's like, oh, they're going to go z-thru. And they're going to come to second blood. So there's no, like, chemical you could just put into, like, these pool waters that will kill it. Yeah. Well, the city official didn't say that. Or they can just clean the pools. But I do like that, that inside. You can't clean the pool.
Starting point is 01:30:56 pool, brus. They don't know. If you look at the pool right now, it looks like a swamp. It's not like, hey, just get the net and clean it. It's not that right now. These pools look insane. They look like ponds. They're green and murky.
Starting point is 01:31:10 You can't drain it because you need. Like, there's no houses. It's just out there. You got what I'm saying? And then people that are homeowners are dealing with so much else. True. Besides what's happening at their pool, at their burnt down house. It's the last thing they're thinking about.
Starting point is 01:31:25 Yeah. It looks crazy. Oh, that is green. Did you see? Yeah, it's not just get a net out there, Greg. Let's start a new business. Cleaning pools right now. You probably could.
Starting point is 01:31:36 But I think it's also the roads are not. A lot of places are still blocked off. So you can't even go in there. Because I know people that have lost a bunch of their clients in the Palisades area. They did pools. So they're kind of screwed as well. Just be ready for that. I'm already like, don't wear shorts.
Starting point is 01:31:54 Oh, yeah. Don't wear shorts. Sound like Vic's group That is not a true name I guess the gray swear Instagram is starting the summer The what? The gray sweat Instagram You want to see Vic and Gray sweats
Starting point is 01:32:10 That's crazy Max and I have something I'll bring I was gonna wear him Oh That's crazy The fact that you thought like that is crazy Well he's continuing it Yeah I'm very afraid for what's to come from these mosquitoes But I did learn about larvae side
Starting point is 01:32:25 and I did learn about these fish that eat. Yeah, they didn't know that. They didn't know that. So nasty, the whole thing. Well, that's it. That's all I wanted to remind you of. I forgot. Because we were talking about it and I'm all itchy.
Starting point is 01:32:36 Yeah, no, I saw you. You're talking about it and you're scratching. Yeah. How much to swim in a pool? I knew he was going to say that. Oh, no. 10 million. I knew he was going to say.
Starting point is 01:32:45 These pools look worse than the L.A. River how they look. Yeah. No, I thought it's amazing. Do you Google it? Yeah. No. They look insane.
Starting point is 01:32:53 20 million. Nothing. And they're just left there. abandoned. Bro, that's how you catch 20 million? 20 million. Yeah, I'll do it
Starting point is 01:32:59 10 million. Connected like I'm Rosecrans. Rooscrans. Rooscrans. The word on roast crans. The word is AASAP, Rocky, and
Starting point is 01:33:08 Rihanna are secretly in competition, but not with music. Oh. Okay? All right. So, We know that.
Starting point is 01:33:17 Yeah, ASAP, Rocky did an episode of sneaker shopping and was asked about the fact that he and his girl, Rihanna, both have signature shoes with Puma and if they share designs.
Starting point is 01:33:27 Nice. So Rocky said, nah, we in competition. And then he said, no, I'm effing with you. That's my ace. Like every now and then, we totally don't even talk about what we're doing. But Puma is just separate. When we're in the house, we barely try to talk about work. But every now and then I might see some stuff she's doing.
Starting point is 01:33:45 And if it's fire, I call up Puma and I'm tight about it. But nah, it's dope. So are you mad or you not? Yeah. No, I feel like he's saying this just like. a friendly competition of like who can outdo each other's shoes. What do you mean? I feel like it's like in the beginning he said it's like,
Starting point is 01:34:02 he felt it. He said we're in competition. Then he's like, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But then I call him up when I'm mad, but now I'm kidding. I feel like it's like he really feels like that. He doesn't want to get in trouble. He doesn't know that he's.
Starting point is 01:34:12 I mean, maybe he's secretly in competition. Like he wants to always, you know, because as a guy, you kind of want to like, out, don't be like, you don't want to be outperformed by your girl. And he knows he can't touch her in music. I don't think he can touch her in sales either. Like when you go to the arcade, simple thing. You go to arcade with your girl, you want to win. Like, do better than your girl?
Starting point is 01:34:33 No, not in life. My girl in the ice hockey with the arcade? She gets whoop. That's what I'm saying. Like, you go to the arcade and you lose and you're just like, oh. Air hockey. Air hockey, whatever. You're just like, damn it.
Starting point is 01:34:43 You're like, okay, yeah, the good you won. But secretly you're just like, as a man, like, I let myself down. Right? Because why? You don't like losing to a one? I don't like losing in general, but I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to be better. I think ASEAP Rocky needs to realize that.
Starting point is 01:34:57 No, she's better than me in every way. But I just want to beat her out of game. What game? Like, air hockey. Street fighter. Whatever the game. I feel like AACRockey needs to realize that he's never going to beat Rihanna in anything that comes to do with sales. He can beat her maybe in fact, not in sales.
Starting point is 01:35:17 No. Fashion. No. I don't remember his Pumishu at all. I remember his Pumishu either. I didn't even know he had a Pumu. Same respect. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:35:26 But I know her shoes The creepers, yeah, those were iconic. And her makeup. And her makeup family. Well, yeah, you know. And again, like, her discography is like way better than you. And she could probably sell out.
Starting point is 01:35:37 Stop trying to out perform your girl. Let your girl be your girl, big her up. And she could probably sell out arena tours. For sure. Oh, yeah. She did the Super Bowl. What's after that? Like, except for I can't even a Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:35:46 You know. Exactly. So, yeah. So he's. No, he killed it. Yeah. Yeah. And she was a little.
Starting point is 01:35:53 to support him. Do you see how she's never like, oh, I wish I was on that stage. And I just kidding. Like. Yeah. I wonder. Why y'all so competitive towards your girl? We're not competitive to you.
Starting point is 01:36:05 I think it's just a mental battle with him just being in the spotlight and like feeling like. Yeah, having to, yes. He just needs to accept that he has a baddie. That he has a baddy. He does. And that his body is going to be more successful than him in ventures as she does. It doesn't even have to be a more. She's just successful.
Starting point is 01:36:24 Like, why y'all making it a competition? Well, the way he answered is what I'm saying. I think, like, I'm just thinking. Wow, yeah. No, no, like, like, I'm all for you thinking more. Oh, of course, of course. Me too, please. So I just feel like Rocky in the sense of fashion, he probably feels like I got the fashion stuff, though.
Starting point is 01:36:42 The style. He's Rihanna. Of course, of course. He made a song about how much fashion she knows. But he probably thinks he's the best, like, he's all right, she got everything else. Let me just get the fashion. And then she beats him in the fashion. Like, style.
Starting point is 01:36:53 She beats him in the fashion too. He's like, oh, damn it. Like, Puma, what's up with y'all? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's energy. But then nah, he said no. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:00 But then not. That's covered up. No, I'm just kidding. It's okay if your girl doesn't wear hoodies, bro. Oh. Just let her be. No, no. She has to.
Starting point is 01:37:08 I'm not. We should call her up one day. And we should really ask. We should take all her hood. Jordan, are you okay? Her body? Are you sure? Because the narrative is okay.
Starting point is 01:37:19 It's just funny that Vick is like, you know what? You know I get. You start rocky. All of us men want to outperform I go, wait, what? In, like. In air hockey?
Starting point is 01:37:28 No, I don't think it's in air hockey. I don't think you guys are like, my girl can have everything, but if I could beat her in air hockey. Facts. That's how I feel. Yeah. She could make more money.
Starting point is 01:37:37 She could do whatever. Like, let me win at air hockey. Oh, God. That's the only thing. Just air hockey. Yeah. Air hockey and the basketball. Street fighter.
Starting point is 01:37:46 Oh, yeah, the hoops. The hoops. I can't lose. It's important to me. Thanks for that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:37:52 All right. Well, that was the word on Rosecrans. Brought to buy a local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rosecrans. I'm Rosecrans. I'm Brownback Morning. I'm Power 1.6. Oh, my goodness. All right. Speaking of comparisons, there is one artist that compared themselves to J. Cole and actually wants to beef it with him. What?
Starting point is 01:38:08 What? So we are putting that artist up to bat with J. Cole and our own Gregs, he's going to do a mix. So we can decide will they be J.com. Jay Coe's went through a lot of else recently. Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful. Will he take another one? Speaking of Chris Brown, he was on with Shannon Sharp,
Starting point is 01:38:27 and he was talking about J. Cole, you guys. And this is the beef I never knew that would ever happen. Yeah. Chris Brown versus J. Cole. Okay. He's saying J. Cole's a really good basketball player, but if he trained for a week, he could take him. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:38:46 What rapper could, like, really hoop? I'm talking about like, really, really hoop. The first two names come up, you, J. Cole. Yeah. So one-on-one, who win? Well, right now, I mean, J-Co, I got to give him his credit because he's improved his basketball game. Right.
Starting point is 01:39:00 I'm still not going to doubt me now. Yeah. You know, so I give me like a week of practice and then I think I got. What? Jay-Cole, like, literally, like he wasn't part of the league? I was about to say that. Played in Rwanda, I believe. Yeah, he played a professional basketball league.
Starting point is 01:39:17 Yeah. Respectfully, I think Chris Brown got him. Yeah, I think Chris Brown's really good. I'm not. I've seen him like at celebrity basketball game. But then there's like rules to like I guess hooping too. And I feel like I don't put, don't put smart on Jake Cole's name like that. This was trained his whole life for this and rapping.
Starting point is 01:39:36 Yeah. And friendship. I've seen Chris Brown hoop. And I've also seen Chris Brown one time we're in Palm Springs at this party, right? But like his agility is crazy. You see what he could do with his balls? Like no. Hey, yo.
Starting point is 01:39:50 Oh, that's ball. That's crazy. What are you doing in Palm Springs that? You saw him hoop or what? Yeah. Agility. We had a party for the Grand Tough crowd. So you saw agility.
Starting point is 01:39:58 Oh, okay. No, but like, like he was like dancing. Literally. Yes. So like the, like, I imagine. But have you seen J. Cole dance. No. Answer that.
Starting point is 01:40:07 You have not. But have you seen him dance. No, you have not. Okay. I don't think he can do like a, uh, you don't know that. You don't know that. Maybe he's hiding his move from the world. Mm.
Starting point is 01:40:18 Okay. Maybe deleted his moves? Have you seen Jay Cole play basketball? Yes. You haven't. You saw the photos. No, I watched the highlights. He's good.
Starting point is 01:40:27 He played college ball. Yeah. I saw islands. He's good. Fun fact. But to me, he's a little more like a spot-up shooter. On the playground, though, yes.
Starting point is 01:40:35 Okay. Jay Cole seems like he's very good in a team setting. One-on-one is a whole different ball game. I've seen Jay Cole play one-on-one. Fun fact, yeah. Jay Cole and Chris Brown have played at the Power 10-60s all-star games. Together? Not together.
Starting point is 01:40:47 Okay. But they both have played. Team setting. Yeah, yeah. How many seconds did Eman give them on the court? Jesus. Eman will play the full game and he'll give you seven seconds. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:57 Say, hey, yeah, we got to. Oh, no, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Yeah, the dude from Coach Carter played the whole game. Yeah. You know, I, you know. Don't you want to win the game, man? I'm a player, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:08 Yeah, no, I just, hold on. Let me jump off this chair. Yeah. I feel like it's the tallest player on the team. In a team setting, Jay Cole will give 28 points. Huh? In a team setting, like a five-on-five, Jay Cole get like 28 points.
Starting point is 01:41:19 Yeah, he's a great team basketball player. But I'm just like, no way. It's right. Good all respect. He's literally a professional. He's nothing that Chris Brown can do in this world. I understand that. Literally.
Starting point is 01:41:28 I don't want to underestimate him. But I feel like Jay Cole can't win for nothing. He literally, he's a sleep. He's not a sleep right now. But he's like dormant right now because of what happened last year. Can't J Cole backflip? I don't know. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:41:41 Nobody seen it. You don't know. You don't know. I don't know. We've never asked him. No way. Just. People that backflip just do it all the time.
Starting point is 01:41:48 Just remind you. Actually, funny enough, he did a backflip. You see, yeah. That's what you do. You can do a backflip. I guess just the fact that Chris Brown's like, give me a week, I'll beat J-Cole. Yeah, it's that part. Oh, come here, E-Man.
Starting point is 01:42:01 Come here, E-Man. Oh, my God. We need your take on it. Come here. Childness player on the basketball team. Yes, I could probably say I'm probably the only guy here who got the opportunity to play with Chris Brown and J-Cole basketball. Okay.
Starting point is 01:42:18 Wow. Oh, that's so big. Okay, yes, I'm popping my collar here. So it's good for you to chime in on this. Yes. Because we have had the celebrity basketball games. J-Kohl has played. Tell me around the era that J-Col played, though.
Starting point is 01:42:30 So this is around lights, please, work out during that time. Jay-Cole came out. He's actually played in a few of our Power 106 All-Star games. Yeah, he has. And Chris Brown has also played in a lot of our Power All-Star games, especially the big, big ones that we've done at USC in the past. Both are very, very talented basketball players. and I think one has the advantage over the other
Starting point is 01:42:52 Who, ooh, tell me, tell me the advantage before you tell me. Wait, wait, wait. I think Chris Brown's a little bit faster. Okay. In regards to, and he's also an outside shooter. Yep. Is basketball IQ? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:43:03 Yeah, what's a lot? Three pointers. Yes, three points. Oh, got sure. Jay calls in the downtown. Jay Coles a little bit more bigger and he's more in the paint. And I've seen cold dunk. Hey, you.
Starting point is 01:43:14 Oh, there you go. Okay. Post it, Post, Post, Roe. I do think that is going to be. a great challenge to see both of them go against each other. Okay, but who would you put your money on, bro? Right now? Yes.
Starting point is 01:43:27 And I love Cole and I love Chris. Oh, my brother's, but I'm going to have to say Chris Brown on this one. Todd! Yeah! Nah. No, haters. I love Cole. Listen, don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 01:43:38 Jay Cole has nothing to do right now but play basketball. He is like skilling it up right now. No, you're right. And he actually played in the league in Africa. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's a professional basketball player. up and did a back then. I know.
Starting point is 01:43:51 You guys are saying that guy. He'll smoke two cigarettes and smoke them. You know Chris Brown, how he gets down. I think Chris will be a little bit faster, and he'll probably take those outside quick three-pointers and get him on cold. Okay, how about this? How about this? How about this?
Starting point is 01:44:07 If it was a five-on-five, it feels a five-on-five. And Jay-Cold was leading his team, and Chris Brown was leading his team. And they all had, like, the same type of players. I think Jay-coe would win in a team setting. Yes. I think he's a better, like, team player. He can play better in, like, assist. High IQ.
Starting point is 01:44:24 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he can set up. He'll probably have assists, rebounds, everything. I believe in you, Cole. I know that you've been through so much. Cold World, no blanket, bro. I know it's tough out here. Chris Brown, and you just said Jay Cole's bigger?
Starting point is 01:44:36 Slightly, in regards. Yeah. Chris Brown 6-1 and J-Cole 6-3. Brough. Chris Brown's going to tumbo it. Not in my house. Let's go. Okay, so Chris Brown shoots a lot of three.
Starting point is 01:44:49 like Steph Curry with a shot or way? Yeah, Chris could shoot from the outside. Chris, he got a crossover too. Yeah, he got a nice crossover. He probably plays like Iverson. That's what I imagine. Yeah. Yeah, he plays at the gym.
Starting point is 01:44:59 I still have faith in Cole. So here's how we're going to settle it with music. Okay. Which also I feel like I shouldn't have done it. Yeah, I don't know about that one. I don't know. Day. So after the break,
Starting point is 01:45:09 after the break, Greg is going to mix Jay Cole versus Chris Brown. All right, all right. Right. No, I'm not going to give up. I believe in you, Jay Cole. All right.
Starting point is 01:45:19 You got some sleepers, bro. You got some sleepers. Chris Brown tracks versus J. Cole, though. Yeah, who's that? Okay. But you can't use Chris Brown songs where he sings. What? All right, put, look at me now.
Starting point is 01:45:36 You can't beat down. LG, help me here. See, I'm still team J. Cole, regardless of what you guys say. And I've seen you're going too many. You can say what? What? I have to talk about this. So Chris Brown.
Starting point is 01:45:49 was on with Shannon Sharp, and he said this about J. Cole. What rapper could, like, really hoop. I'm talking about like, really, really hoop. The first two names come up, you, and J. Cole. Yeah. So, one-on-one, who win? Well, right now, I mean, Jay-Cole, I got to give him his credit because he's improved his basketball game.
Starting point is 01:46:06 Right. I'm still not going to doubt me now. You know, so I give me, like, a week of practice, and then I think I got. A week of practice is all the week. That's the one says that he needs to be Jay Cole. Who's been in the league. These are fighting words.
Starting point is 01:46:20 The basketball is his whole thing. The whole theme of Jay Cole's music career is the warm-up. Right. Side-fi story. It's always part of it. Basketball, bro. He has basketball shoes. All Chris Brown needs is like what?
Starting point is 01:46:32 One week. All he needs is one week of practice. That's insane. And a couple cigarettes. Did he ever get to? He'll do it. No. This is like when we'd look at it.
Starting point is 01:46:39 Well, I don't know. Shannon Brown. Because you also got to realize, right, when Chris Brown has a concert, he performs for an hour and he dances the whole show. Yeah, he's a dancer. Yeah. Are there any hoops there? Endurance. Yeah, but you don't know how,
Starting point is 01:46:51 you don't know Jay Cole's stamina and endurance. He made it through the beef. He's still here. He bike rides in New York. He's still a lot of stamina and endurance. So let's remember that. He has a lot of stamina endurance. He bike rides.
Starting point is 01:47:03 That's a New York. That's pretty dangerous. Very dangerous. Like his legs are solid. A lot of endurance. You know what I'm saying? The yellow ones don't stop over there. The taxis.
Starting point is 01:47:11 True. True. Yeah. I'm not doubting J. Cole. I'm just had. You just had like a full of. Come on. I just won.
Starting point is 01:47:19 I just won. I just won. I just won. I just went. We just had Eman in here. And Eman said, J. Cole, he shoots from the inside and he can dunk and he's taller than Chris Brown.
Starting point is 01:47:29 Chris Brown is fast and he shoots threes, right? Yeah. And he got crossovers. He didn't say that. Yeah, he didn't say that. He didn't say that. He didn't. No, no, he did not say that.
Starting point is 01:47:36 But he didn't say that right now. Okay, so if they were to play one-on-one, one-v-one, okay? Um, who, and J-Cole guards Chris Brown at the three. He's taller than him. Yeah. He can guard him. Two inches. But if Jay Cole and Chris Brown are inside when Jay Cole, because they don't have teammates to rely on.
Starting point is 01:47:56 No. Then they're inside and Jake and Jay Cole is taller and he could just go, oh, excuse me. Let me dunk on you. He could probably take him to a post and back, back Chris Brown down. Yes. Yes. But I'm just not going to count out Chris Brown. I know he doesn't.
Starting point is 01:48:10 Okay. But when it's one v.1, there's no dance moves. Okay. When it's not going to be dancing backclipping or anything. It's a crossover. He just crossed over. He's just crossed over. He doesn't talk over the
Starting point is 01:48:20 Right. Yes. And they can do that too. What's up, Greg? I should just run through some Jake Cole songs. Jake Cole and Chris Browns on. Yeah, I'll do both.
Starting point is 01:48:28 They want to start with some Jake hole really quick. We'll see who has better, like, let's put it to the music, okay? So what's your name over there? Greg C. He's going to play, I'm sorry, I'm a mom. And low key, if you didn't know, when you're pregnant, your brain gets smaller. And so I've had three children. So it's a little peanut right now.
Starting point is 01:48:45 A little peanut brain, okay? They forget things. Like people's names. You look like the peanut person, that little, the little of the mascot. I guess a little of your brain then. You do. Hey me, I'm let these brain.
Starting point is 01:49:01 Mr. Planters? Oh, don't let that be your brain, let me. Your is a lot better. Don't be talking to our Gracie Award winner over there, please. Hey, I wouldn't too because I'll be your brain. It is. It is. All right.
Starting point is 01:49:16 Get out, brain. Yeah. All right, back to Greg. Greg is going to run through some Chris Brown and Jay Cole song so that we can really see who would win. Jay Cole still with you. Go ahead, Greg. Give it to us.
Starting point is 01:49:31 Bro. Come up. Okay. Woo! Who that? Who that? Who is DJ Greg? Come on.
Starting point is 01:49:41 Who that? Who that? Who that? Who that? Shooting. ride for you either way it go tell me girl why you be stressing me for time when you tell me you love me can you see what you're like this this is what you call a flip tin keys from a car a brick leave from him mama with k-od he hires you this is what you call a flip tin key from a card a brick
Starting point is 01:50:13 get me from him mama with k-od i just poured something in my cut let's go j cole They misunderstand you, they underrate you. No, no, no, no. Count it up. Count it up. Count it up. Count it. He hasn't even done lights, please, yet.
Starting point is 01:50:37 He hasn't even done lights, please yet! The deep cut! Another mix teams yet! She knows, girl. She knows. Who does know? We know. We know.
Starting point is 01:50:47 Coe, we know. We got you. Hooper! Stop trying not to bob your head, big. Hate her. This was made for us. Yeah. But is that a good thing?
Starting point is 01:51:01 This girl, I can't be your man. Wow. I never thought I see the gay to my old girl. How one? Oh, girl. Got one, got one, two, three, four girls. Ah! One time for my L.A.S.
Starting point is 01:51:25 I don't know that. That's. One time for a, who knows. Very underrated. Perfect. Very cool. That's really cool. That's why I forgive you.
Starting point is 01:51:38 last year and what you did and all that stuff. There's the one with that fool. Of course, Greg has to do that. But he's, this fuck I. Like the number nine, Doc. You find a head. I guess I met you for a reason. Only time to tell.
Starting point is 01:51:59 There we go. This is a big favorite song. He's head nodding next to. No. Why he's a lot? I hate that. I'm thirsty to put me a beef. That's sick in my words and start looking to the TV.
Starting point is 01:52:19 Go ahead. Go ahead. And that's the J-Koll song, right? It is. Yeah, he did. It's fun. Can you play lights, please? Big is the what?
Starting point is 01:52:26 Can you play lights, please? He didn't play lights, please. That was a great verse. Y'all loved that verse until what Kendrick said, did like that, okay? Oh, my gosh. Can you play lights please, please? Oh, quick as much. I didn't put light on my way.
Starting point is 01:52:40 All right. All right, well, that has been the beef. Jay Cole win. No, no, no. Good morning to you. Go. Go. Do not hit us up right now for Disney.
Starting point is 01:52:51 Do you not hit us up right. 818. Do that. Greg. Greg. Okay, yeah, Greg. Play it. Oh, he can.
Starting point is 01:52:58 Wow. We'll sing it. We'll sing it. These girls ain't long. I say, yo. Time of my. Yeah, I'm up. I'm up now.
Starting point is 01:53:07 It was about five minutes ago. That I seen the high string that I haven't ever seen before. You know what? That song by itself wins. Let's go. No. No, we're not going to do that.
Starting point is 01:53:19 Let's go. All right. Colt. How are you ahead from outside? Glymitting. 706. No. Jay Cole, wait till he will be.
Starting point is 01:53:27 Chris Brown. This is what it is. I don't get, Cole. I have to salute him to you. I have to give you your moment, Cole. Yep. Because I know these fools are about to. He deserve it.
Starting point is 01:53:43 He deserves it. He does. Put me back up. Yes, I'm back. I just want you, I don't know. I don't want to do this, but in the spirit of competition and because of the power, I have to do this. I don't want to do this. Why not?
Starting point is 01:53:56 It's going to be fun. It's going to hurt me more than it hurts J. Cole. Go ahead. I don't see how you can hate from outside of it. Yeah. Yeah. Go on what's that? Lega.
Starting point is 01:54:12 Angie. I'm sorry. My body is Jesse. Unloyal. Literally. It's alright. That was okay. I can skip.
Starting point is 01:54:29 You don't you know the word. I know. It's not bobby. I can skip. Wasn't nothing like the first time. I just want to see. Jayco respect women. Let me see it.
Starting point is 01:55:42 It's your birthday. Put your hands in the air. It's your birthday. I'm so glad this is not my birthday today. It's freezing and all your head of me Oh, yeah Pinky ring we're about to be it Oh, God
Starting point is 01:56:47 That's just something light too Hold on, what are you doing? I feel like that's super light All right, everybody at the count three Do do do do Why did you let that play? Because I felt like it was unfair Because I felt like Chris Brown
Starting point is 01:57:07 Just took it already So Nah, I'm sticking with a day, call What about saying goodbye? Great, everybody I just want everybody to know Thank you, Eppie. There's no such thing
Starting point is 01:57:17 as a life that's better than yours, Jay Cole, okay? You got this, bro. You got this. Coach Carter, I don't know. Give some. Come on. That's better than yours.
Starting point is 01:57:28 No such thing. So we all agree. Jay Cole would be Chris Brown in a 1v1. Yes. Money is a cold. It feels like Greg was on our side. There's a couple songs.
Starting point is 01:57:39 There's a couple songs of Jay Cole. I could have done without this one, Greg. Yeah, Greg is a terrible selection. Actually, you could have played whatever J. Cole song and it would have been good, so that's a couple of crazy that. Hey, you can play whatever
Starting point is 01:57:49 when Chris Brown has thousands of songs. Yeah, there's so many to choose for I'm not saying. I would have a couple different ones.
Starting point is 01:57:57 There's a lot you go through. There's no way, Jay Cor. You didn't even play pot of gold? Right. There's so many.
Starting point is 01:58:03 You didn't play celebration. That would have been cool. Oh my God. I could keep going. No guidance? No guidance. What is wrong with you?
Starting point is 01:58:10 They're mad at you. They're mad at you. Kiss, kiss. What? These guys are mad at you. He didn't play he? What about stunts? Habit?
Starting point is 01:58:18 No, you can't, you can never. I can keep going. It's not overtime. There's going. He had a habit remix with David Banner. He were gonna? Oh, you're right. He was gonna.
Starting point is 01:58:30 There's so many. He should keep going, keep going. I understand how you don't play the song with. The classics, right? Drizy. There's classics, yes. Say goodbye. What is?
Starting point is 01:58:40 He has newer classics too, guys. Oh, it's because his age. Well, on behalf of. His age. On behalf of cold world, Jay Cole is older than Chris Brown. But yeah, by five years. The DJ's age over here.
Starting point is 01:58:53 What about him? He missed a couple. He doesn't know classics. He missed a couple. He missed a couple. He was like 40. Back in my days, you know. Chris Brown came out with all these classics.
Starting point is 01:59:01 In half of the Cold World Association of the World, we would like to say thank you so much. Yeah, thank you, Greg. For proving our point that we just can't get enough of Cole. You know what? And he was. And he was. Paralyta six, Brad back morning.
Starting point is 01:59:14 Okay. Jay Cole would be. Not even though. You Chris Brown, I ain't got no kids yet. But this right here for practice. I hate to get the seats in the bins.

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