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Come on.
Buenos Aires.
Good morning to you.
Did you see the weather outside?
It's raining.
It's right.
It's like the coldest day of the week.
Oh, no, it might not be.
But colder than the past few days that it's been.
So get ready for that.
Get ready for the cool down brothers and sisters.
I had no idea the rain was coming.
I walked outside like this with a T-shirt.
And I'm just like, wait.
Wait.
You didn't bring a jacket?
Yeah, I did.
You had to go back.
It's weird because it's like a fog and then like I think this is the offshore flow.
I think so.
It's like whatever that is.
Yeah, I used to hear that all the time.
I think it's fog and there's just little sprinklets of rain.
I was talking to No, Berto, on the way up here.
And tell me who else drives like this.
Because he's like, oh yeah, I had my sunroof open and then I realized that it was like spring, like it was wet.
And I was like, so you just drive with, is your car broken?
Like, you just drive with your sunroof on me?
He's like, no, I drive with my windows down.
Okay.
And the heater on.
Okay.
Question.
When you say like the windows down, like all the way down?
All the way down.
Cracked.
Oh, crack.
Get up here, bro.
You know why, right?
Oh, yeah.
He's letting the air out.
No, not even.
Stop.
What?
Not Humphurt.
Yeah.
No, he don't smell like it.
That's why.
No.
No, I just like the feeling like, because it's like, it's a little warm in the car.
But then you're getting the fresh breeze from outside.
No, I get it.
I'm guilty.
I did the same thing.
I have like five in the morning.
Well, not at five in the morning.
You're crazy.
But like in the afternoon.
Yeah, I like it.
You know, like a little thrill.
Like, woo-hoo.
I'm hot and cold.
Hot and cold.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Not in the like that.
I just get there's different types of people.
Yeah.
You know?
For sure.
It's like sleeping with the AC on under blankets.
I feel like he's hoping to get sick.
Maybe.
No.
I don't know.
I like it.
Hopefully it doesn't smell.
Angie, at five in the morning.
No, five in the morning, you're crazy fool.
Like, I get it during the day or, like, a regular day or whatever.
Also, five in the morning, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't.
Are you?
Hey, pass you.
No, no morning.
I thought maybe this is cute.
Before he had a really bad accident, which, by the way, everybody would be careful about the road and all that.
Before Mberto had a really bad accident.
He would drive a motorcycle.
I'm like, is it like driving motorcycle?
Because the air?
Oh, true.
And maybe you're used to that.
Maybe.
It's a little reminiscence.
Like, I probably don't know.
Right?
but I like
Oh, God.
Let it come to speak.
It's like a lot of reminders about his life constantly.
Like, he's going to forget.
Yeah, you have bad memories.
So I have my ring from my girl.
Yeah, I told him I'm like, you're so different.
I haven't changed my socks in three weeks.
How do you guys drive?
But that made me think.
How does everyone drive in?
In silence?
Do you really drive in silence?
Yeah.
Sometimes I drive in silence all the time over here.
Why?
I don't want to listen to any.
It's five in the morning.
Yeah, you don't want your brain to work.
And then it's like, no, I've,
I've been listening to.
I pray on the way here.
I usually pray too.
And then I listen to System on the Down on the After Halloween.
Oh, that's your hot and your colds?
Yes.
I get updated on wrestling, the latest wrestling news.
Oh, yo, watch like, you listen and talk.
Yeah, stuff like that just to like easing today.
I don't really want to listen to music too, too much.
It'll take me like maybe 20 minutes in and then I'll start listening to music.
And to me, I don't like, I don't know, like, I don't know what to choose to listen to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then I just listen to Power 106, duh.
Yeah.
Smart.
They have the best choices.
They just played Marit Carey randomly.
I love that song.
I was so happy when I heard that was a movie.
And then when it's the remix?
The Locke's remix?
All the money in the world couldn't even amount.
Okay.
Hey, what's your name over there, Greg?
Yeah.
Did you get the okay to do the thing that we wanted to do at 830?
Yeah.
He let you?
Yeah.
I said, I'm going to do it.
I didn't ask him.
I said, I'm going to do it.
No, you didn't.
So you would not treat you my like.
dog oh yeah no yeah
I got to load it up
I'm a little excited okay did you ask him for real
how'd you ask him I didn't ask him I told him I was like hey
we're gonna do this mix he's like all right cool
later on at 3rd Greg is gonna do a mix we're not gonna tell you what's gonna be the mix
I'm excited I feel like you guys are to laugh I don't know why we're gonna laugh at the
yeah why I'm ready it's just look he's the most randomness yeah mix theme I've
probably ever we've ever came up with yeah I'm sitting there like how am I gonna do
this yeah
It's not a margarita, right?
It's not a margarita mix?
No, no, no, not an actual mix like that.
No, no, no.
I was like, I'm trying this so hard.
Yeah, that's coming up at 8.30.
You guys are going to have fun.
We're going to have fun.
We're going to have a great day today, okay?
Scrolling with all me.
Geregris.
Gregory.
We got to talk about it.
Hi, Greg.
What?
What?
Everybody.
Oh, hey, Letty.
Hi.
How's going.
Good, good, good.
Everybody has hardly seen me.
Hey, Greg.
You met my friend.
Lettie?
Yeah.
Award winning.
Award winning.
What's the respect on her name, guys.
Leticia.
You don't say hello, letty say hello award winning letty.
And you stand up and you bow.
Yeah.
Gracie, please, curtsy.
The way I put my feet up on the table last night for dinner, like, all right, what you got from me?
Good.
This award winner.
Yeah.
A bunch of coffee as a gift.
No way.
Let's tear it up, bro.
I was like she deserves six shots of this.
Let's do a six shots.
I don't think anybody deserves it.
No.
Being gay
Right here,
Let's go
For a wild ride
But speaking of morning routines
Yeah, speaking of morning routines
Everybody has probably seen this video
Of Ashton Hall
The fitness influencer
He's going viral because of his morning routines
And what he does is pretty crazy
Throughout his mornings
I didn't even know his name bro
That's the same
That's the same
Yeah
I'd explain it
I just knew the banana to the face guy
That one pool
Exactly
Exactly
I need to break down his morning routines
It starts at 3.50 a.m.
He wakes up.
4 a.m.
He wakes up, does push-ups.
Then rose bananas on his face.
Banana peels.
Oh, I heard that's really good for your skin.
He lost me at the banana peels.
It's so weird.
Just watching it.
You do push-ups at 4-Empic?
As of yesterday.
4.30, he does affirmations in a book or something like that.
He's writing stuff down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5 a.m.
This is where it went viral.
This is where everybody's like, all right, bro.
Doing too much?
You're doing too much.
He dips his face in a bowl of Saratoga.
Saratoga.
That water is delicious.
It's water.
I've never had it.
It's water, though.
I love water.
Yeah.
But it's water.
It's still delicious.
Top tier water.
Well, how expensive is it?
That's fairly expensive.
Yeah, I haven't been to air one by the hell.
I was about to ask.
Oh, I had Saratoga water.
But have you been to heroin?
No.
Okay.
I know everyone's expensive.
I don't know how much in the house.
I just throw it in the bag.
Yeah.
It's all right.
I'm the same way.
I'm sorry.
And why don't you start buying water for all of us?
I will.
I will.
Just throw it in the bag.
Great.
Okay.
Fabulous.
You're like Angie to go grocery shopping?
You know what though, Greg?
I think with this guy, what's funny about a lot of it is the timestamps that he puts on it.
Yeah.
Like there's a part where he jumps in a pool.
That's where it's at 7 a.m.
And then like it's like four minutes later.
He actually hits the pool.
So at 7, he'll put 7 a.m. and it's him jumping.
and then at 704 it's him landing in the pool.
Four minutes in the air.
And then set up the camera and take his phone down and then angle it different.
And then I don't know if he meant to be this funny.
Yeah.
But even with the words of affirmation book that you said, like literally he sits down to write in it.
Yeah.
And one minute later he puts it down.
And it's like, wait, what?
This is not a word of act.
What do you do in there?
Yeah.
Write more words.
It was six hours of a waste of time.
And then.
Yes.
He lollygagged for six hours.
At 845, he ate, he ate, he, he,
eats a banana and does it again, the face peel, where he rubs the banana on his face.
And then 9 a.m, he does another plunge of his face.
Yeah.
With more Saratoga water.
Yeah, that's a bowl.
That's supposed to be good for you.
And then he does some type of like webinar, right?
Yeah, he does like, some type of something at 9 a.m.
What?
Yeah.
At 9 a.m.
he's like sitting behind a computer like talking to somebody.
Yeah.
925.
That's when he has his breakfast with his Saratoga water.
This guy is going viral of people or like remixing it.
Oh, yeah.
like the reality one.
Yeah.
Other people.
The thing.
Taking down the phone, putting it up.
This is where I go grab my phone again because I left it in the house.
Like, oh, now I don't want to leave it in an elevator.
That's funny.
Yeah.
And he was tripping out.
He was like asking like why people are trying to copy his routine.
And it was almost like he didn't realize that they were actually making fun of him.
Yeah.
Because he had responded like, why is everybody?
Yeah.
I don't know, bro.
I feel like this guy, it had to have been a parody.
the original.
Oh, wait.
The original, his.
No.
Bro, you don't put four minutes
between jumping into a pool.
They're that full of themselves.
Bro.
Like, these, like the motivational.
Really?
Like gym bros.
Influencers.
Yeah.
They're that full of themselves.
Like, honestly, everybody was,
remember that guy drew walls?
He was like kind of the first one to do that.
I think this is a guy,
guy rolled.
Oh, the one that's like going to grocery.
Yeah.
And he got like a deal off of that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He was kind of like the original one.
And everybody kind of followed
sued after that.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
And I mean, he at least was
original. Now it's like you just see a lot of people
popping up and doing that.
But it's just so unrealistic.
Like, I want to see what like a guy
that doesn't have much going on. I want to see his morning
routine. That's more fascinating to me.
Yeah, I want to do my own.
Yeah, Greg. Yeah, not
not what you mean. But yeah.
I'll record me.
Mine is that like 6 a.m.
Mom, where's my keys?
Yeah. I want to see a chaotic
morning. That's real.
That's relatable. You know what I'm saying?
Mom.
Move your car.
At the go.
I want to see Maximum for getting a sweater.
Yeah, mine is rolling out the bed, washing my face, shower, and then I go downstairs.
And then I remember Jose asked me for the camera.
Well, speaking of Jose, I want to know Jose's.
I want to know Jose too.
Oh, true.
He wakes up at Power Windows 6.
And then five minutes later, goes to sleep.
You guys need to see the real stuff.
See me try on six hats that look exactly the same before I step up.
Oh, that's your routine.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's real guy problems.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, you guys have the phone.
You guys are no different than this guy. Do it.
That just means not to wake up earlier.
I'm not going to dunk my face and nothing.
No, it doesn't have to be.
It's your bout.
It's your own team.
I'm not rubbing no bananas on my face.
Don't be fake up.
I don't want to see Victor like, oh, he had 3 a.m.
I'm at the gym.
At 4 a.
This is real life.
I'm making breakfast for my girl.
When you get a sup.
Yeah.
Nah, bro.
Be real.
Be real.
I'm a break by today.
I want to see how you don't shower.
you keep the clothes on for the night before.
I want to see that.
Let's do you.
For sure, Greg.
We have shoutiski's.
Yes, we do have shoutouts.
Navarro wants to give a shout out
to Garfield softball and baseball.
Come on.
Come on.
So let's get that W over Roosevelt.
That means.
Oh.
Garfield and Roosevelt.
Yes.
Shout to both teams.
Garfield,
I'm a little hearts.
My burritos over there.
On Instagram, M.M.A Feen wants to give his wife, Kelsey, a shout out.
Mayfine?
Yes.
M.M.A.
Feene?
Yes.
M.
She likes mixed martial arts.
Wow.
Want to give his wife Kelsey a shout out for holding it down taking care of the kids while at home.
Hey, Kelsey.
Kelsey, thank you for listening to us.
Your job is harder than his.
Facts, it is.
Why you're making breakfast.
Yes.
Says, have a blessed day.
Hashtag field tech.
Hey.
He's a field tech.
That means nothing.
We don't know what that means.
I know.
sits in the car.
Can a field tech out there take us on a ride-along?
We want to know what you do
I'm really hoping they drive you through like a grass field
Like a huge one
A field
And you're rolling down the hill
We're gonna be like all right
When do we start?
He's like we're doing it
We're working right now
Gabriel wants to give a shout out to Lettie for the award
Oh that's so cute
Thank you Gabriel
Says you all make me laugh so much on the way to work
Nice
Shout out to the Desert Warrior
Men's Tennis team
They pulled a victory off college of desert
Come on.
Shout to the tennis team, man.
Thank you for listening to us.
Shout out to the desert.
Oh, okay.
They're out in the 760.
Wow.
Whatever that means.
Palm Springs area.
Oh, okay.
Palm Desert?
Get hip.
Get hip.
Oh, good culture.
Get around.
Get around outside of LA.
No, I go over there all the time.
Shout to all the tennis teams.
You remind us that we got to play tennis.
Yes.
True.
Jose wants to give us.
Remember Angie?
Play tennis?
I was going to say, I play tennis is Angie.
I know, Vick, you never came with us.
Yeah.
No, but I bought a racket.
Oh, you're right.
You're at the end of the season.
He bought a racket.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've seen Angie play, my son?
You've seen Angie play a gig?
Yeah.
Isn't it so cute?
No, it's not.
I play with the wall when he can.
Angie plays baseball.
She plays, like, we sports.
I do play baseball.
Angie looks like she tries a backhand everything.
Yeah.
Who else?
Who else?
More shout-out.
Jose wants to give his girlfriend at Delina a happy to your anniversary.
Jose?
Jose.
Hey, but do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Adelina
Adelina
Where are you sad?
I shall lonely
Rown
I'm sorry
Jose
All the Jose is out there
Without girlfriends
You'll find one
One day
Or two
Or two Amores
Yeah
One day
One day
And just for $30 you can find
Local Latinos
You're so
No
You're not going to do that
$30?
An hour, fool
A hundred
An hour?
Misty wants to congratulate
Lettie as well.
Hey.
Thank you so much.
She says you deserve everything in the world.
Aw, that's so sweet.
That's awesome.
I hadn't texted with Jorge all day yesterday.
I went home, taking a nap.
Okay.
All right.
And Jorge came home and then he made dinner.
And then while we're eating dinner, I'm like, I want an award today.
And he's like, oh, I know.
And I'm like, you didn't tell me congratulations.
Oh.
Jeez.
Oh.
And he's like, I just made you steak and rice.
I know.
The congrats part is like, yeah, but flowers could have been nice.
Is that a Sagittarius thing?
It is.
I don't know.
It might be a meat thing because I know that he's a sad.
If I say it's a satch thing, all the people that are saged and not like that,
they're going to be like, don't put that on us, Ricky Bobby.
No, because my son, he, uh, congratulations to him.
Yeah, no, he got into a new school.
Let's go.
Oh, he did.
For next year.
And then I was like super happy about it.
And then he texted me like maybe an hour later.
He's like, you didn't tell me you were proud of me.
And I was like, I was going to tell you.
I guess.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It's like, there's a time limit.
There's a time limit.
But Jorge is a satch too.
Oh, but that doesn't cancel it out that it's like a.
Yeah.
Because maybe if he gets an award and he's like, where's my congratulations?
I'm like, when you did the marathon, I made a whole real.
Yeah.
You probably did it within the time limit.
He didn't get mad.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like the two hour of my announcement to like, babe, congrats.
I'm so happy for you.
But shout out to all the people that are giving me shout out to me.
I appreciate it.
I won an award.
cry.
You guys are not serious.
I can't do a speech without you guys making it a joke.
But I appreciate.
I appreciate everything.
That's a shout-out.
Vic, have you told her congrats?
Congratulations, Leppi.
Wait, they're going to tell you within the time limit?
A comment?
Thanks to make.
You're just like caught it.
So did he put the little flag, the little race flag.
The little race flag.
The murder continues.
No, I sent a brown heart and I said, you deserve it.
Thank you, bro.
Yes, I mean it.
You know I mean it
Shout out to
Yesterday I went to
Sephora
And shout out to Brenda
Who works at Sephora
She recognized me
And she was like
It was funny because I thought I
You know I told you
I sometimes I feel like I'm getting hit up
I don't know why I think I'm a little chola
I'm not
Shout to all the Cholas out there
You have definitely put in work
I went into Sephora
And then she
I was just putting my stuff on the counter
And she's like
Do you know you got
You're get
Something like
You got me on my nerves
right now she said something like that oh what yeah so so but she meant like nervous oh
and then i was like oh damn i'm about to square up and from my kid and this is a sifora and then she's
like no like nervous to meet you and like they've told me that you've come into the sephora before and i was
like dude like i had to say hi to you so shout out to brenda she has a little girl named elsie she's like
we listen to you all the time and then we were talking because she lives in palm dale and i'm like
dang your drive is far from the sephora that i went to and she's like
like, yeah, I have family in Palmdale, and we take that crest. Remember I told you guys?
Yeah. The windy road. And she was like, oh, yeah, I take it when I go to Disneyland. And we're
just talking about that crest. Yeah. So on that, on that freeway, it's very dangerous. Okay.
There's a lot of memorials on that freeway. People that have passed away because either, I don't know,
it's a lot of, it's a crazy, and people drive dangerous there. Like, it looks like where people do
car commercials.
Oh,
like of the Lamborghini's
cutting corners.
You have to be in like expert
driver mode
to do stuff like that.
And there's a lot of them
I'm like,
yeah,
it makes me,
it trips me out
that crest because of the
of the memorials.
Yeah,
she's like,
yeah, you know,
and just like everybody,
like I'll be driving down there.
I'm like,
I hope mine is cute.
And I was like,
what?
I'm like,
no one thinks that,
Brenda.
What?
She just had that thought.
Yeah,
very morbid thought of like,
if something would happen to me.
I'm like, oh, I hope they choose a good picture.
I hope the video is nice.
I was like, Brenda, stop.
That should be an app.
Everybody gets to choose their final photo.
No.
Y'all chose mine for me over there.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That was, oh, my God.
That was a birthday one.
But it was tripping me out.
I was like, Brenda.
Thank you for listening.
Yeah, thank you for listening.
I love meeting her.
And shout out to Elsie.
Elsie, when your mom is driving over there.
Tell her to watch her off.
Tell her to keep her intrusive thoughts to herself.
Oh, bite is cute.
Like everybody, I think about mine, and I'm like, no one thinks that.
Okay, random thought I had yesterday.
I was just thinking, I was driving right, and then I saw the, what's it called, the one that?
Road?
No, not the road, but the car that takes the body.
A truck?
Oh.
The corner.
Yes, okay.
Corner.
The corner.
The corner or the, the hearse.
The hearse.
Okay.
No.
One of those.
One of those.
Take the body where?
To the funeral or to the funeral?
Okay.
Yeah, it hurts.
Okay.
So I saw one, right?
Because they both take the body, respectfully.
And then I started thinking, I'm like, when I die, do I want to die with, like, shoes on or barefoot?
What?
Or with socks.
Why did you want to?
And then I'm like, I hope they put, like, a pedicure.
Oh, you mean?
Like, when I die.
No, no, no.
Yeah, when I die.
I thought like, as you're dying.
I'm sorry that I'm talking about this.
You're the one who said it.
When I die, do I want to die.
with socks, I don't know.
I was like,
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You put it that way
you're gonna wear chanclas.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I were.
Your favorite ones.
Your favorite one.
I already know them.
And just like,
put my faha on.
Yeah.
Stop.
All right.
We're here.
We're here.
And I continue this conversation.
Go ahead.
So since I was little,
I've always thought like,
oh, no.
All I love is a sound system
in my hearse.
Hey,
it's friends us fault.
And I think it was when
Selena passed away.
I started thinking
about passing away.
And then I was,
I was thinking of like what stop maximo stop I was a little girl and so I would literally imagine
that I want an air conditioner in there in case I wake up and a little TV and a little phone to call
out in case I wake up oh you're so cute so I was thinking about that yesterday thanks Amanda and then I was
like I really think that because you see videos of people waking up sometimes and then I'm like no
because that means I would have had to survive the autopsy where they cut you open and they put all your
organs in a bag and all of that.
There's no waking up once you're in there.
I don't know why that thought is.
As well.
Sorry.
I don't watch a lot of day.
I don't even think about that part of it.
No, I know, but I watch a lot of day.
But then I'm like, yeah, waking up, it seems like very fair to like, oh, I wake up.
But to me, I'm like, I'm going to have a thing right there so I could watch TV while
I'm waiting for them to dig me back up and all of that.
But yesterday I was like, that's not possible because they literally, in order to get you
ready for down there like you're done done you're done yeah yeah you're turkey yeah
tell you i want subwoofers playing juicy jay as loud as you can at your at my funeral
no you don't yep some heels clicking right on top of my casket no you don't i don't think your mom will
let you i have a fear of like random girls crying at my funeral and then like my girl's gonna come
get me no i always told my homies i was like after life just bring a whole bunch of girls to stand
around my casket and make them cry why do guys always i don't know that just so like oh my god it's not
You need a lot of girls.
Like a lot of girls are standing around.
And all those girls are going to go back to her, man.
And then girls find out, oh, you're a baby mama.
I'm a baby mama.
What?
What?
Don't worry, Greg.
That'd be legend.
I'll drive by a fake with a van.
Pick of like eight of them.
I didn't even know.
I mean like 20 of them.
Just all over 20.
Maximo better hope he doesn't get pulled over on the way.
I swear it's for a good cause.
I'm not a job.
I'm not a John.
Yeah.
All right.
Now that we have that adult talk out of the other.
shout out Brenda and her daughter, Elsie.
L.C.
Take care of your mom.
Thank you so much for listening to me.
And we will no longer be talking about our intrusive thoughts on the radio.
I'm talking about that.
Thank her for spinning us off into funeral.
They're real gone.
My mom hasn't answered because this is not of, this is like of the devil.
No, it's not.
Well, then talk, say something.
You never tried.
I mean, not tried, but.
I don't know if I think of, like, death like that.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Oh, we're the only one.
You're still part?
You're like a sick-ass gallery of all your photos?
Yeah, I do definitely.
Well, actually, I have thought about that.
I told you.
I stopped.
Okay, I thought about...
But can you not say the actual word?
Can you just say, I've thought about that?
I've thought about that if that ever happened to me.
I hope that my girl sells my hard drives for a lot of money.
What?
Yeah, because I have a lot of images and videos from years of different people.
So you want to sell it?
I just wanted to sell it for at least like a million.
And you want them to see the light of day?
Yeah.
All your work.
What if she sells it for $999,000 instead?
I'd be so pissed.
I need a million.
I need a minimum a million.
$1,000 million.
$1,000 million?
I'm down with that.
Before Maximil passed away, he said like $20.
No, he said put it on, not for up and see what happens.
It's full.
I can't really put anything else in here.
No.
Very important to me.
It's laid up.
Old pictures.
I don't know.
It is not.
All right.
Shout out to,
and any more shoutouts?
That's a shout-outs?
Oh, we had birthday shout-outs?
No birthday show-out just allowed to like regular shout-outs today.
No way.
No one was born today?
It was people's birthday, right?
Yeah.
Juvenile, I believe.
Juvenile.
Hey!
Hey!
No, no.
I don't look you for it.
Don't look you for it.
Oh, man.
Cash money records.
It's okay.
It's okay.
No, Julie.
No, no, Judy.
No, no.
No, no.
No, I hope I get the one that has the actual, yeah.
Oh, this goes great.
Hey.
Hey.
Thank you for all the good times.
And to come.
Hey!
Did you guys ever listen to music videos or watch music videos and then just dance?
No.
And you're Sala by yourself?
No.
Don't lie.
That's how you learn how to dance.
Ramona, yes, right?
Yeah.
In the Sala?
Yes.
Yes.
No, I still watch.
We're listening to Conejo like, okay.
If y'all ever watch B-E-T-un-E-T-un-E-C-U-E-E-T-U.
on mute?
No, you're weird.
I still watch music videos.
Did you ever dance in the salad?
No, I danced in the room when my sisters were not there.
Yeah, lock it.
It's a thing.
It's totally a thing.
You never recorded the Cisco Dong song on a VHS?
No.
No.
Songs not even that old.
Okay, there was a TV channel and it was like, I don't know what type of channel was.
It was not MTV Thres, but think MTV Thres, right?
Okay.
And there was this song, and it was by this girl, and it was called Friday Night.
I don't know if I'm the only one that ever heard.
Remember, like, the other song that I'm the only one that knew and none of me knew?
And she would go, it's Friday night.
Not the Friday song.
I'm ready for the club.
No?
It sounds familiar.
Keep going, keep going.
I don't remember it.
But it was like, oh, my God, it was such a good song.
And it was my guilty pleasure to listen to it because she was very, like, it was a lot.
Yeah?
Whatever.
I feel like whatever channel I had in San Fernando, it was just like.
Probably.
Someone, like, hacked it and it was just, it was just Valley stuff.
Like, she was probably popular in the Valley, this girl.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe I want to know.
Made it to the girl's, my girls on my side.
Let's do it.
No.
No.
It's like Mr. Crow, kind of.
Yes.
Yes.
Do we have Mr. Crow in the system?
No.
No.
Simp or Pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Yohlele Maximo.
Last week, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco
dropped their anticipated album.
Highly anticipated.
Highly anticipated.
What did you say?
Did I miss something?
Yeah.
No, hell of people were anticipating it.
And I've been hearing really good reviews.
It's good.
I need to hear it.
That's the name of the album?
No, the name of the album is called I Said I Love You First.
Oh, I thought you meant that was the name of the album.
Really good reviews.
I know your beats are castic but oh you don't like her
but yeah he's a hater I thought you meant
I'm not a hater you're a hater you're a hater you just said
I'm just not a cellanator I just wanted to know
I didn't hear you know word around town
there was hell of word around town maybe on your algorithm it's not
but yeah no his algorithm had it
yeah shout out of Selena man and Benny Blanco
and they have like hell of dope features
Jay Balvin's on there
the Marias is on there tiny
tiny yeah so they were doing their promo run
and they went they stopped
a podcast called On Purpose
when they were talking about their relationship
their connection
and Benny Blanco started talking about
her walls and how he broke him down
but not those walls. Hey yo!
When you're a pop star like she
is and you're a huge entity
and people set up all these
walls before and then the first second
you like disarmed everybody.
So he's talking about
how she had like
her defense is up
and when he came, he kind of was able to bring him down.
Bring him down and, you know, connect with her at a different level.
What's with like the harp in the background?
Yeah, it's so dramatic.
It sounded like we're going on a trip through outer space.
The promo.
Oh, okay, got you, got you.
Yeah.
So then, after that, Selena started talking about how she fell for Benny.
Listen.
What I fell for Benny, it was everything about him was honest.
He'll tell me anything that he's feeling.
It made me feel like I could do the same.
I'm mad.
She sounds thrilled.
Yeah.
She doesn't sound like she wants to be with him.
Some people just have that tone.
Yeah.
She definitely has like a flat tone.
It doesn't feel like it has emotion.
But she also continued talking about, you know, what they see in each other.
Yeah.
When Benny looks at me, I don't think he sees anything but who I am.
And that's very rare to find.
but when you do know it feels right.
Yeah.
Does she sound like a robot or is it just me?
No, no.
That's how she talks.
And it's actually because of her lupes, yeah.
She's actually spoken about it.
Well, now I feel terrible.
Well, you should have felt terrible, period.
You should have because people have actually addressed that and, like, been, like, making fun of her voice.
And she's had to say something about it.
It's because of her lupus.
Her voice has changed a lot.
Well, I have been educated.
Thank you so much, Angie.
Welcome.
I apologize, Sarah.
Amen.
I apologize.
They actually talked, I saw not a clip, but I read about, I guess she had had surgery.
Yeah.
And like hand surgery or something.
Oh, okay.
And then she woke up out of it and she looked at him and she said, I love you.
And then he was like, go back to better.
Yeah.
He didn't believe it.
So like that album called I said I love you first.
Like I'm wondering.
If that's the story behind it.
If that's the story behind it.
But also like the fact she said I love you twice to him or something.
And then he was like, he didn't.
didn't say it. He said go back to bed like you're
being crazy. He said that to her?
Yeah. She was on the
She was probably like waking up.
I thought I was like, oh my God.
Imagine telling someone you love them and then
they're like, oh. Do you think like when she
was squinting and he looked different?
She was all to.
No, did you feel like that?
To her, she's beautiful.
Honestly, with all the fugglies that I have in here,
come on.
Some girls are going to find you cute.
My mom thinks I'm handsome.
I know.
Even the girl when she squins and she has a stigmatism.
It seems too cute.
Let them.
I like them together.
Like the way that he talks about her, I really like them together.
I don't know, man.
I think they're made for each other.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
I mean, I do hope this lasts.
I just think like success.
It's going to last.
It's too much.
Too much.
It's a lot.
He has to go above and beyond for her.
So, of course, it's going to last.
The nacho cheese is what sealed the deal.
Oh, the bathtub.
The cheese tub, yeah.
After that, it's like locked in forever.
But it's like, how do you keep this high energy the whole time?
I mean, if your girl's bad.
And a billionaire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's true.
No, yeah.
Because we talk about it too.
You'll say like when the guy makes more money, oh, yeah.
Like, they're both very successful people.
100%.
Baby girl is like, it's worth $2 billion or something.
Is she worth one of them?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's bad.
You'll make that work.
And he's not that good.
But also, they love each other.
Yeah, you can tell that they're in love.
There's this meme.
And I go back to it all the time.
It's like the beautiful girl and then the Shrek that she is in love with.
Oh, yes, yes, I'm interested.
And then the Shrek that's broken her heart.
And then I just look at you ogres.
And I'm like, yeah.
Y'all have broken some baddies' hearts.
Like there's a baddie out there.
She's crying because of you.
Crying because of you fools.
You said it, not me.
See?
So let's not talk about his looks.
We'll follow up with anything.
It's a one that will treat us night.
It's an evil world we live in.
I'm just living.
I don't know
Well yeah
I think this whole
This whole package is just
I know
It's too much
I'm gonna say it's beautiful
What's weird to me
Do you guys see the album cover?
No
Okay so it's like a keyhole
Yeah
And you're looking through a keyhole
And they're on a bed
And they're like looking at you
Looking through the keyhole
It's just very odd
It's odd
But
The album itself
Is a Selena Gomez album
Probably executive produced
By Benny Blanco
Yeah
But it's called
Selina Gomez and Benny Blanco
which is a little bit to me.
Like we get it, bro, she's your girlfriend.
I get you.
But what I would say is...
That foot I was expecting him to sing.
I was going to say that.
Like, I'm sure, like, I haven't listened to the music,
but I'm sure it's pretty subtle in the way, like,
she's expressing her love to him.
It's not even, they just, it's different concepts.
I want to hear a full duet with them.
I want to hear a...
I like him singing together about their love.
He didn't even DJ Khalid on there.
He didn't even do a drive.
He didn't even do a drive.
I need a friend.
I said I love you first, girl.
Yeah.
No, yeah, like I said, like, they're so in love with each other.
Yeah.
And all that, I need that translated, that energy.
Don't make it subtle on the album, no.
That's you, bro.
That's how we see you and your girl when you guys, like, dip off in the corner and don't talk to anybody.
Yes.
So weird.
Like, bro.
It's like seven weird.
There's people around.
It's 7 p.m.
And they're already grinding.
Yeah.
The DJ hasn't even set up, bro.
What's your talking on here?
Why are you having her hiding hoodies?
Let people see her.
You know.
See, baby.
That's a girl.
Yes, it is.
You can show you like I said.
He goes into the venues and puts the AC down?
Hey, babe, you're cold.
Yeah.
Cover up.
You're freezing in here.
Here's a sweater that doesn't fit you.
The girl Brenda that I saw at Sephora that we're talking about,
she also met you before.
After the Dodger parade at one of the spots where you and Jordan were,
she was like, oh my God.
Big Bami hello shots.
He was all turned to him and his girl.
Yeah.
Yeah, we were.
That's funny.
We tore up Echo Park that day for sure.
You guys were fishing?
Yeah.
As a couple?
Whoa, whoa.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It's wild.
No hook on the world.
Make him wearing a pineapple shirt?
Hey, who wants this?
All right.
Is Benny Blanco and Selena comments?
Simper pimps.
They are singing up.
They're not sipping up on the track.
Sip on the track if it's real.
You haven't heard it.
So shut up.
I know.
I know, but you said he didn't, we didn't hear it.
They have different themes.
He probably wrote the songs.
Yeah.
And if it's about him,
he wrote a song about himself.
Yeah, I need to hear the song.
Oh, I imagine.
Him singing.
Some of it is like a little bit of heart,
like there's one called Ojos Tristas.
That's the song with the Marias.
It's called Ojos Tristas, you guys.
Yeah, I'll listen to that.
There's one is like,
how does it feel to be forgotten?
And it's Selena being like,
I don't know if she's talking to her ex or his ex,
but like,
how does it feel that we,
like,
that I moved on.
It's about Justin Bieber.
Yeah,
I've seen that.
But see the theme?
He wrote it?
Benny.
This is psychotic.
But this is my thing.
She's dated people since,
why can't it be about the weekend?
The weekend is a recent.
Oh, you're right.
No,
no, it was about Benny Blanco's relationship with Justin.
Oh,
how does it feel to be forgotten?
They're romance.
They used to be on these.
And now they're not.
Dang.
The album is good.
And there's a song I was telling you.
It's called Blue Flame.
Yeah.
And I was telling, what's this was the name over you?
Greg, Frank.
Oh, yeah, blue as flame.
Oh, I don't know.
Blue is flame.
And it would mix well with Nokia.
I don't know if they...
Who's calling my phone?
Yeah.
Oh, the Drake called on.
Yeah, the Drake Nokia.
It feels like it fits with that vibe.
Like, she's doing it.
It feels very spring break out of the beach or summertime.
Yeah.
Out.
Well, I'm going to check that album.
That one's good.
You like music.
Oh, and it's really short.
I'm not going to be nice.
I'm going to listen now because I'm intrigued.
And Oh, host, three says,
maybe that could be about the time.
that she caught,
Benny Blanco caught her dancing with that one dude.
Yeah.
And he's all host work.
Her,
her,
her best friend?
No.
Her co-star?
Her co-star.
The album's only 35 minutes?
People don't forget.
Most albums in now are only like 35 minutes.
That's crazy.
How long it take you?
For an album?
To say, I love you.
Like five years.
How many minutes is that?
I don't know how many minutes.
That is a lot of minutes.
Let me just read the track list,
okay?
I said I'll let me first.
Younger and,
hotter than me.
Call me when you break up.
Oh, that one's good.
But he's younger,
harder than me.
She's saying, like,
call me when you break up
with your girl.
I want to be the first person.
I want to be who you wake up
talking to or listening.
I'm telling you,
this is not like a,
I love you,
Beni Blanco.
Oh.
Oh, Svi-Stes.
Don't want to cry.
Sunset.
Cowboy,
Blue is flame.
How does it feel to be forgotten?
Which is like pretty crazy.
Do you want to be perfect?
You said you were sorry.
I can't get enough featuring Tiny
and Jay Balvin?
That one's really good.
Don't take it personally and scared of loving you.
As I'm looking at it, there's this part of the album where they do like a fake information show.
And it's like, don't you want to be perfect for social media?
Don't you want to this?
That.
And I was like, this is these fools.
This is for you guys.
This is for you specifically, Vic.
Is younger?
How did it me, Beni Blanco's song said, Justin?
Do you want to be perfect?
Do you want to be sexy?
All right.
That was probably Benny Blanco's part.
That's probably his voice.
Okay.
Imagine.
Yeah.
But he's basically saying like, for social media, it doesn't matter, man.
My name.
My little feito.
Ugly people, yeah.
So how many times have you said it?
No, I've never said that.
That's what I'm saying.
Do you want to be perfect?
What is he?
We get it.
It's a great album.
It's going to win a lot of awards.
It's really good.
Just F.
Y.
And shout out to all the Salinators.
We come in peace.
We do.
We do.
Yes, we do.
See?
Yeah, Victor.
We love everybody.
We love everybody.
Is it super pimp?
What part of this whole situation?
In general.
But they're engaged.
It's simple, but not simple enough.
I need to hear the duet.
I need to hear them.
Why do you want to hear his angelic voice?
I don't even know what he sounds like.
You'll have to hear it then.
I will.
I will.
Absolutely.
Homework.
Listen to the album.
Yeah.
It's only 35 minutes.
Album report.
I'm down.
All right.
Summary.
Five sentences about the album and what you learn.
All right.
No.
All right.
10 seconds.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
They're in love.
I like them together.
Everlasting, happily ever after love.
Yeah.
Forever and ever.
Okay.
We're going to go into homie hampine right now.
But there's sometimes where I feel like I've just been in a simulation
and no one else knows my life.
And whoever was in charge of my simulation was a hila gang member.
And it's just giving me like these crazy little things.
I was telling the crew earlier, hey, do you guys remember that song?
We're like, no.
And we're like, no.
Even you, bro.
You're from bad nights.
You should know.
Ramona.
I just realized.
how hood you are.
I'm not hood at all because there's people that are really hood and I appreciate I never
want you guys.
So you're hood at heart.
No, I have hell of respecto for you.
But, bro, I know, right?
Isn't this crazy?
Like, how could I not be hood but no songs like this, bro?
I was dancing.
Picture this.
I didn't know.
Picture this.
It's the early 2000.
Somewhere in Seymour, California.
There's a girl in, what is it called when one house is behind the other one?
Duplex.
And yeah.
In her mom's duplex.
No one is home, but the TV is on to a local channel that plays music video.
Local channel, please.
Well, I don't know.
This wasn't on MTV.
Yeah, probably public access.
This is maybe.
They're not at dance.
Check this out.
This is me.
Mom, Max, you all.
It's advice.
Let's do it.
If you know this song, please tell me I'm not crazy.
Wait, this part, this part.
This part.
Real girl.
Come on, Flakis.
I quit who?
I was going to say.
That was Aquita.
That was Aquita.
That was a time.
Wait a pardon.
Hey.
Aw.
Aw.
I was about to say.
I quit.
Hold on.
That was Aquit time.
That's funny.
No, Pes.
Permiso.
Wait.
Mejor Pide.
Pervon.
Super time, bro.
This was me.
He just took me back to when I bought like a bootleg CD in Mexico that just had like a bunch of random songs.
And then they had this guy, he said like, El Tequilero Soyo.
I know that's like Mr. Party.
I know that.
You don't know that song.
Yeah.
That's like the same type of error.
Same vibe, bro, right here.
We're out of a car show.
This is my favorite, like, guilty, yeah, my favorite guilty pleasure, bro.
Wow.
We're outside.
We're outside.
Nobody else Ramona, too.
Ramona, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, that one.
I was trying to remember her name, but yeah, it was Flaky.
Flakis.
Flakis, where are you calling right now?
Are you guys wherever you're at?
I don't know.
Like, you just have a hell of influence all of my life.
What great.
Look at this judgment from Whittier.
Like, if there's not real G's and Whittier that I know what I'm talking about.
No, that sounds like the backyardigans.
I was literally like, what?
It sounds like the backyard against.
He has no culture.
That's why.
Listen to the beginning of it.
Well, obviously, she didn't rhyme.
That wasn't the point.
Yeah, it was the point.
It was the vibe.
It was the vibe.
Has it ever been Friday and you're with your girls ready to party?
No, you haven't.
Sometimes it just doesn't rhyme, but it's your life.
You know what I'm saying?
I agree.
What's going on here?
There's just a thing about it.
Greg, you don't get there.
I think Greg has turned in his bicycle.
Oh, yeah.
You got to send it over, bro.
You don't deserve that.
Come on.
My life right there.
No, no, no.
Keep my low rider every day.
No, if you can't.
You're not living in life.
You can't appreciate the lifestyle, the connection.
Goes hand in hand, brother.
I don't think that.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, you got to be lower.
You're actually a little too highbrow right now.
Lower.
Low writer.
Low writer.
I don't think I've ever heard that.
The three elements of Chicano rap, bro.
These rites, low rider basketball, low rider, low rider.
And the dub show.
Come on, man.
The Holy Trinity.
I've never heard that whenever.
I won't get hip.
Yeah, I'm a play.
Neither did anyone else.
No.
only one that did. But I respect the culture.
Same.
I appreciate it.
All right, yeah.
Okay, home me hell playing.
Hold me hell playing.
I know.
The furthest you went is Amanda Perez and shout out Amanda Perez, but it goes deeper than that,
bro.
It goes way deeper.
The rabbit.
No.
You never had matching football jerseys with your friend or brother.
Matching.
One of you flipped some, like, reverse.
Yeah.
Reverse?
Yeah.
What?
You went coordinated like you were an actual football team.
Yeah.
What was this?
Live life.
Live life.
Little boy.
Little boy.
He is little boy.
Homey help line.
All right.
Check this out.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Hobby needs our help.
Hobby.
Hobby sent us a DM and said, hey, Brownbag.
My name is Hobby.
And I don't know if I'm tripping or not.
And I need your guys help.
He said, I'm taking this girl.
started talking to a couple months ago to opening day and I'm excited to go with her
because she low-key brown bag is bad she is bad okay I can just read what it's in front of me
okay um and to be going with her I'm like sheesh okay girl the only that's what it says
The only problem I'm having is that she isn't a sports girl and she's going for the vibes.
But the outfit she showed me she's going to wear is like super.
How do I say H. Ratt?
And I asked her.
He called his girl?
It's a bad.
It's like.
It's like.
He said that's what the outfit is like.
He said.
And I asked her, why is she wearing that type of fit?
And she told me straight up that she wants to make it on that L.A. Babes IG.
Okay.
That is a goal
It is for a goal
Yeah
Yeah
Now when you go to Dodger Stadium
And shout out to Dodger Stadium
Man and the people that go
And us the fans right
Yep
But now you
It feels like it's a fashion show
What?
For sure
No I'm not kidding
Yeah
I don't know if it's because
Photos are social media
But like you just can't go
In a Jersey anymore
You can't just pull up in a jersey
Maybe dudes can
Yeah
But it just always feels like
You gotta look
Like it's gotta be a thing
There's people scouting
For sure
And there's so
So many different types of, like, outfits and ways to put it together.
Yeah, it's not like before.
There's just just wear a jersey and a hat, you know, a fitted hat.
Now they have, they make, you know, merch for girls, custom.
You know, girls put it together in style a certain way.
Don't even get it started on the clear bags.
Now we got, like, different clear bags.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So stuff like that.
So it becomes like a fashion statement sometimes.
And then other girls get inspired by that outfit and to do their own thing.
It was.
He's just scared.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Loki, I've scrolled through those pages before going, like, for inspo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same.
Yeah.
You scroll through the.
For inspo.
Yeah.
Something else.
So dumb.
Like.
Okay.
What I will say is like, I think it's dope when girls, like, put that stuff
together and it's like, it's a cool outfit.
It's coordinated.
They have a hat or a jersey.
But not your girl, huh?
No.
She's wearing that hoodie.
This girl's in the hoodie is like 103 degrees.
Hango.
Poor thing.
It's her choice.
It's my mind.
She said if she wanted to wear it, no, no.
Are you really like that?
No, I'm not.
I'm going to start believing.
It's her, it's her, it's her.
It's her.
My biggest thing is like, that's all cool.
Wear Dodgers-related stuff.
Or even if you're going for the other team, wear that.
My problem is when it's like I went to a game one time.
A girl's just wearing full pink.
No Dodger nothing.
Yeah, no.
You know what you did.
Just the geek's out.
Just like, I'm like, where is this?
How does this correlate to the game?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's my problem.
It's like, okay.
Well, now she can wear the Marcombe club.
At least put like some sort of sports.
Effort to it.
Even if it's just the colors.
Exactly.
I think Harvey is scared that dudes are going to see his girl and like be thirsting over her on the comments.
But that's why he was with her because he said, wow, she's bad.
Like what is like that's, like that's, she didn't.
In this thing, in this message, did he say she's a sweet person?
Did he say she's smart?
Did she say she's good?
No, just that's why you, you got her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He probably found her on the LA baby.
The same thing that attracted to you to her, you try to take away from her.
From the world.
Not from her.
From the world.
From the world.
I feel like he's stressed out.
Yeah.
Of course.
He should be proud.
He should be.
Maybe tafeito.
Just be like behind her like.
Like the middle school couple?
Yeah.
Maybe he's been.
Blanco, that's crazy, Vic.
Damn.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's wild.
That's messed up, man.
That's crazy.
Oh, now you're acting like you don't know what you said.
Yeah, you literally said it.
He called a many, bro.
Oh, God.
I just feel like he's probably just stressed about all the attention his girls are going to get.
Yeah.
He's probably not used to dating such a baddie maybe.
Because that comes with it, right?
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
Oh, you're, does it ever stress you have to be with such a body?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It makes me just want to tell her to just throw on a big hoodie.
Like for example, stop.
I'm really going to start believing it.
Big horses his girlfriend to wear a hoodie.
It's her.
It's not her.
Jordan blink twice.
I don't think she ever had a hoodie collection.
For sure, she never had a hoodie collection before.
It's like a fear, but you have to accept it as well.
What?
Like that your girl's bad.
Oh.
Yeah, you have to accept it.
It's going to hurt.
You're going to be scared, but yeah.
Why are you seeing it with so much pain?
Oh, because it's happened.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've dated a bad girl before.
And like, dudes will go up to her.
And dudes will go up to her even though I'm standing there.
That's insane.
What?
Get out of you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You went to Disney with baby girl with Daniela.
And it's so cute because she was wearing like this when you the pool top.
Super.
And she's gorgeous.
Like she's naturally beautiful.
But I'm wondering like, just super fit.
I know.
Like just naturally perfect.
And Chilean.
Yeah.
And beautiful eyes.
Oh, her eyes.
Why you propose to her already?
Yeah.
We're married, bro.
But there's a reason why Maximo doesn't let us share her.
her Instagram name.
See?
Yeah.
See?
See?
Yeah.
Save it from the world.
Exactly.
Not, you know.
So, dudes like you guys.
When you find a diamond, do you just want to wave in the air?
Do you just want to wave in the air when you find a diamond?
Yeah.
If you found a double bag of a million dollars, are you going to pick it over?
Be like, look what I got.
No, you'll be like, no one looking.
Yeah, no one's looking.
Okay.
Go.
You hide it?
This is fine now.
She's an object.
I thought she was a person
She's an apple of mine
She's worth a million dollars
I thought she's a
Wait more
This crazy thing called autonomy
She's a princess diamond
That's what she is
You know what autonomy means
No
Not interested
Not what it is
You're on decisions
You know
You're on free will
It's crazy
We didn't finish
We didn't finish
We didn't finish the homie hubblown
Oh it's still going
Yeah
He said
Brownback
I got the ick from that
And I didn't even know
what to respond to her.
He said every girl who's on that page is bad,
but to see the girl I'm talking to on the page,
I don't know how to feel
because I know a lot of maniacs are following that page
and now they are going to be following her.
Brownback, am I overthinking this?
Should I be tripping about it?
Help me out.
Have it go private.
They'll still do it.
Yeah, but request.
She doesn't have to.
How does he know there's a lot of maniacs on that are on the page?
And how does he know what the page is?
Because he's a maniac
Because again
The guy is like you guys
It's like you guys know about that page
First of all
First of all they follow me first
Shout to them
I love them
They follow me first
So it would be rude to not follow them back
So you follow everyone that follows you
No no but
Everyone
Follow fake you will follow you back
A page that showed me so much love
I just got PTSD from that right there
You know what I'm saying
You follow everybody you follow
Oh my God
She just followed me
So I followed it
Do you see how stupid that sounds
Yeah
I follow because of the love
They show me
Because let her follow
Great Sweat guys
Yeah let her follow that
The Gilf some Disney
No great sweat guys followed me first babe
I don't know
They show you to love you know
They follow the brown bag page
They're probably a fan
Yeah
No they do
Yeah
Are you a fan?
Are you dreaming?
I just like the lodges
I'm always looking at
How are you
How do you love the Dodgers?
How do you love the Dodgers?
But you're not following the Dodgers page.
You're following Bates of LA.
True.
They have score updates sometimes.
No, they don't.
In the background, in the photo in the background, you see the scoreboard.
So annoying.
Yeah, that's what I'm focused on anyway, the scoreboard.
I also just look at the outfits.
I buy it.
And then I'll tell my girl, hey, look, you like this outfit?
And then you buy her?
So what you're happy to do?
He said, I'm excited to go with her because the Loki Brownback.
She is bad.
He should take her to the Angels versus Dodgers at Angel Stadium.
It already happened.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
My wrong girl's on this page.
But after she told him, showed him like what she wants to wear and says like, oh, yeah, I want to make it on the LA Babes page.
And he said, I got the ick.
That's crazy.
That part is wild.
He's not ready for a bad news.
He's not.
If that's his response.
Oh, boy.
Brownback, am I overthinking this?
Should I be tripping about it?
Help me out.
How should he handle it?
Because honestly, I guess if they're really.
knew or like he I'm taking this girl
I just started talking to a couple months ago
you probably can't tell her what like
So how is he going to
He should never tell
That part
Say it in the mic
Say it in the mic
Ever
And not just any girl
Your girl
Your girl especially
And big her up
She's doing it
Yeah
And you look amazing
If you're showing a little bit too much
Then cover up girl
Cover up girl
Cover of sweater
What's your size
Double XL boom I got it
Got you
Got it girl
Put the hoodie part over too
Your face is too pretty
I got the zip hoodie
All the way up
All the way up
You have a lot of paper
You have a lot of paper
That's stupid
That's what big does
No I don't
I just feel like
He's not ready for a baddie
If that's his response
Because you know like
You gotta know that
It's already happening
Tickets are there
He's going with her
She's gonna look bad
What does he do?
What should he do?
Spell nacho?
on her?
No, she might take off her jersey
is going to get worse.
Oh, yeah.
Take off her.
Let me freshen up.
She just takes it off.
Okay.
Well, I'm trying to help him.
It's going to happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can tell it's his first baddie.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it's definitely his first baddie.
Help us out.
Harvey hit us up and said he's going to opening day tomorrow and he's going
with the baddie that he's been talking to for a while.
She showed him her outfit and he said, his words, she kind of looks like an
H-rat.
He did say that
He did say that
And her goal for the whole game
She doesn't care about the score
She doesn't care about anything
But making it to one of those L.A. Babes' Instagram pages
Also this is someone that he chose to go with
Because she's bad
Exactly
The way she looks
How dare she be bad
How dare she be her
Exactly
So he said he got the ick from it
And
It is
He knows that every girl that's on there
Has a bunch of maniacs
Follow them
following her.
You guys would never follow us.
And he has a lot of information about that page, suspiciously.
Yeah.
He knows it very well.
So he's wondering if he's overthinking this or tripping about it, what he should do.
All right.
All you fools have dated a baddie.
Tell me how the stress about dating them when they're dressed like a batty.
So when they breathe?
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
No, tell us.
Okay.
So you got to never leave them alone for the whole night.
Even if you go to the restroom.
Yeah, you got to like be.
What about they're not with you that day, right?
But they post a photo and they look, bomb, bomb.
What are you doing?
What are you doing without?
Where are you?
Who's attention you trying to get?
Because I'm not right there.
Yeah.
The same are those girls you follow and that are all over your four-you page.
Which ones?
I don't know.
That's research purposes.
No, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How dare you make men do the thing that I do when you're not looking?
How dare you?
Okay.
Rule number one.
A bit.
Right?
Shoes can't have laces, so she never has to bend over a tire shoe.
Right?
Oh, number one.
Hold on, hold on.
Can we make that up right now?
Whoa.
Hold on.
Can we just take a second?
Wait a minute.
To just random applause that Pimp comment from Maximo.
No, no.
That's real.
Don't respect, though.
That's weird.
That sounds like something sugar-free would say.
Why is that weird?
You want to tire a shoe?
What is she doing when she's tying her shoe?
You're right.
Another man.
She tied the shoe.
Another man can't wear a shoe.
And if she got two races, that means she's wearing shoes.
That means she's going to start tripping.
And she's going to walk out your life.
She ain't never going to trip.
Yeah.
Another man can't tie her shoe lace, though.
That's why she doesn't have any.
They slip bones.
Yeah.
And they're clunky.
You duck feet.
She got two shoelaces.
Make sure you tie them twice.
Oh.
Sugar Free has stepped into the chest
Double knot
We don't double knot
There joins me
Before you walk out the house
Before we walk out
The house I say double knot
Yeah
But like you
I guess
An internal
An internal
Go say it
Go ahead
What'd you say
Double knot
Oh wait
I forgot it now
Before you walk up the house
Make sure you change
A blouse
Because you got a double
knot
Because if you're going to go out
You ain't not
I don't know
I tried
A double negative.
You ain't not.
You tried it.
You tried.
We'll work out.
Okay.
What if she's like?
Friday night.
We're headed for the club.
My girls on my side.
What?
Let's part.
Sorry.
It's something else.
It was techno night.
It's a Friday night fireworks too.
So that means she's going to try to be coupled up with somebody.
You for you, you, you.
No.
I'm saying the Dodger game.
No, no.
No, no, no, it's Thursday.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I just wanted to play this song.
Yeah.
But I'm telling you guys, what if your girls is going out?
She's with her girls.
They're all looking good.
Like, and does that give you, like, a ball in the pit of your stomach?
Or does I give you a...
Or do you trust your girl.
It's crazy.
No, no, no.
Definitely trust my girl.
It's not even about her what she'll do.
Then let her wear more than just hoodies.
No, wait, stop.
Less than just hoodies.
No, no, no, it's just more so like, oh, I just know.
Her friends.
I'm just going to hear a bunch of stories
Because like my girl literally tells me everything
So she'll just be like oh yeah
And then this guy came up to me
And then I was like
She'd be like oh do you want to do you not want to hear about it
Or do you want to me to just keep it to myself
I'm like just tell me
It's better to know I guess right
You know
And how tall was he?
No no I don't care about it
What was his hair line like?
No
She's like
Did he have big muscles or what?
I never thought the OSCard would be at the club
Yeah it's crazy
What?
No
Stop it
I was in the car
I was in the car yesterday with my girl and Brooklyn, her daughter.
And then she goes, oh, look, look at him, like, you know, like showing her daughter.
And then she goes, he's ugly.
And then she looked at me, she smiled.
And I was like, yes.
She's on your side.
Yeah, she's on my side.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I don't want to say what I want to say.
Let's go the phone lines.
No, I'm wondering.
Yeah.
All the Badi-Bade, the L.A. babes out there.
Oh, gosh.
I just want a guy's perspective when you're dating.
a beautiful girl and she's beautiful.
You don't have a flower
and then keep it in the closet.
No, because they need certain.
You can grow flowers in the closet.
There's some lights, you know.
You just need some lights.
Oh, wait.
What about it?
I'm not talking about it.
I'm not talking about it.
All you got to do is water once in a while.
There's some lights.
There's some like self-type light.
Like she gave him a creative timer,
hydroponics.
Just keep it in there.
It's just.
Here my little flower.
But not, dating about it's hard.
It is.
When she's dressed up too,
oh my God.
Yeah.
The whole night your thing.
thinking like where's she at, what is she doing, what are her friends trying to get her to do?
Why is she in a section? Is she in a section?
Your girl still has friends?
I don't have a girl. Thanks for that, bro.
Me, girls don't have friends either.
Greg is the guy you got to worry about.
I know.
No, I'm not.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Let's go to Ken and Compton.
Ken.
Ken.
What's up Ken?
Ken. Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Yo.
What's up Ken?
Ken talk to us.
What would you tell Javi?
We're good.
His girl that he's a girl.
he got wood is hot.
She a baddie.
He doesn't want her to be so much at the Dodger game, though.
Yeah, so pretty much what y'all been saying,
that he doesn't know how to have a baddie,
or this is probably his first rodeo.
So he doesn't know what he's doing.
Like, he's already a lost cause.
If he already getting it, like,
I don't know if he said that how that went, like,
on a day before already, or this is, like, the first day.
Like, what's up with that?
I think.
I think it's just that the Dodger had, like,
the Dodger game has its own culture,
it where there's no pages of like hey when we go to this restaurant i'm gonna look bad because i want
to be on like babes of mastros you know what i'm saying uh but it's like there's like there's like
there's like this page that's dedicated to hot girls at dodger stadium oh yeah yeah i know about
that baby i know about it yeah can't how do you know that was for girls uh but can go ahead
but yeah what so really honestly if he's already feeling that way about her i'm
he think he don't he don't even need to be worried he needs to stop talking there and
put her on to somebody like me that's gonna be oh my god yeah all right i can let's say you're at
dodger stadium bro and you're she's wearing that fit that yet it's it's it's look it's it's it's
it's it's it's a white top okay midriff white pants and you know white pants
vibes all right and it's like a it's like a dodger jersey but it's like in a knot
you know what i'm saying yeah yeah so like like
She looks like that and you're walking.
All right?
And you're walking and then people are looking at her.
People are watching her.
How do you feel about that, Ken?
See, I've had a little experience with having a baddie.
So I love it.
You want a girl that people want.
You don't want a girl that nobody wants because that means she ugly.
You don't want nobody ugly.
If you have a baddie going to the Dodger game, that's like top tier.
Like, that's what you want.
You don't want to go to the Dodger game with.
nobody that you don't want to be with.
Like, if you're with her, everybody sees, like, that's your girl.
I got her.
I pulled her.
Less.
Whoa.
Hey, I can tell this, Ken has had a lot of Barbies.
Come on, Ken.
I'm a little ugly, Kenna.
You're not a little ugly, Ken.
He's confident, Ken.
You're confident, Ken.
And guess what?
As ugly as you may think you are, you probably got a hell of, like, you make up for it
in other ways, okay?
Hey, I'm a, I'm a thing how I make up for it.
Look, I'm a truck driver, right?
Oh, my God.
I got two families.
Six-three, dark skin with a hellcat.
Hey!
Six, three, with a hell cat?
What is?
How do you fit in there?
Hey, if she's coming to a doctor again with me, we're pulling up and saw windows down.
The hell cat going to be whining.
Everybody going to be breaking in a day.
For both of you guys, for your car and your girl.
Let's go.
All right.
What if she takes, she says, hey, Ken, can you take a picture of me on your car?
And then she ends up on Babes of L.A.
But you're not there.
I don't care.
car.
That's a cat Ken right there.
Both my babies.
And then you're going to see he's followed by B.G.G.
And then you see her followers go up, Ken.
Yeah.
Hey, me and Greg, hey, we're going, hey, if you try to slide a DM, I'm going to have to
just find you on one of these little events.
I'll find you guys.
You'll find me with your girl.
That's what you're going to.
Bro.
Ken.
He's a truck there.
He has a lot of backup.
Hey, if Greg, if you get her, you can have her.
Then I'm on to the next.
It's good.
Oh, Ken, I appreciate the attitude, Ken.
I appreciate the call.
Thank you so much for calling.
Hey, shout out your hellcat, bro.
So you have a truck and a hellcat?
Yeah, I got a couple of whips, you feel me, you know?
And how many families?
And how many families?
Zero.
Ah, ladies.
You're going to be our next homie hookup line.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Hey, Weber's good.
As long as you look the party is good.
I'm going to tell you, I'm a little ugly, but I make up for it.
Ken, I like how it's like, I'm ugly.
You better be hot, though.
You crazy.
You crazy, kid.
Shut up, Kenman.
See?
That confidence is confidence.
That's all it takes.
Walk around.
Just dangling your keys everywhere.
Like, my health cat keys right here.
I could start it from here.
You ever been in a hellcat before?
Yeah.
I know the name.
I don't know that car.
The charger.
Oh, it's like a charger.
It sounds really cool.
It does.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a, the ones that go, very fast.
The ones that have high insurance.
Yes, for sure.
Very, very fast.
They'll have like a body kit.
They'll be super fast.
They're usually like in fun colors.
Hey, how would you feel though like your girls like, take a picture of me in front of your car and then it's like uploads it?
That's fine.
And then there's guys like, oh my God.
That comes with the territory.
That comes with having a baddie.
Okay, because you guys earlier you guys were saying.
I know.
You guys are switching it up now.
Now all of a sudden, Ken gets on the line and now we're all pissed.
and now we're all like
You can't leave the house without a blouse
You can't tie your shoe without a who
Or I don't wear a hat
But now you're like
Oh yeah
We just let her to be whatever
You know, I know who I am
I'm the prize
It depends if she's like
Depends on the pose
You know she's bending over in the hood or something
I don't know maybe
Whoa
Well let her show it off
I don't know about that one yeah
Oh so now there's like
What if she like tags you in the photo
Does that make it okay?
Yeah, that's great.
Isn't that cool, right?
Yeah.
Not everybody's going to think that she's just using you for the car.
No, like, what if it's like a outfit of her or like, and she just tags you like right here in her little car?
Oh, it makes a little better.
A little bit.
A little bit.
A little bit, a little bit, yeah.
Right?
Because it's like if people go to like, ooh, what she tag and then it's like, oh, her man.
And then it makes it like that good.
Is that a good way to make a part?
I like that.
Asking for a letty.
Yeah.
I mean, a friend.
It's right?
Yeah.
It's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's cool.
We have to.
I can wait.
I can wait for the review.
Okay.
All right.
Let's go to Sophia from South L.A.
Sophia.
What's up, Sophia?
Hi.
Good morning.
Sophia.
Right here it says he got her blood pressure up.
What's up?
What?
Yes.
I'm on my way to work and he has my blood pressure up like he's my own boyfriend.
So, Harvey.
Avi saying that he got with a batty.
They've been dating for a couple months.
Got a ticket.
to the Dodger Stadium.
Then she showed him what her outfit was going to look like.
He was like, oh, my God.
She looks like an H rat.
And then she said like, he said that.
She said like, yeah, I want to get on one of those pages after he asked her why she would
wear that.
And then he was like, I got the ick.
Like I'm like not trying to go ahead.
Is he overthinking is what he's asking?
He's overthinking.
He needs to change that attitude real quick before someone snatches up his girl.
I don't know what it's like to be with an insecure man.
I went from being with an insecure man.
to being with a man who showed me that I was the most beautiful girl in the world
no matter what I wore.
And let me tell you something.
I would rather be with the man I'm with right now.
That's an insecure man.
So he better change that attitude real quick.
He has my blood pressure up.
Like, I'm on my way to work.
I got to clock in in like 30 minutes.
It, like, tricked you to that time where maybe you were judged by your own partner about
what you wore or kind of they made you second guess yourself and, like, I guess what
you were wearing, right?
Or how you looked.
Yeah.
Like, basically, he always had something.
nothing to say about what I wore.
He wanted me to wear what he wanted me to wear.
Like, it went so far as to where, like, I couldn't even wear a swimsuit when we went out
swimming.
Like, I had to wear a hoodie?
Yes, I want to wear a hoodie.
Oh, my God.
Coincidence.
It's not for him.
But it's like, it didn't make me feel good about myself.
Yeah.
Like, it may be really insecure.
And that's hope she's probably going to feel.
He was probably like, put them things away.
It's like, where I put them?
He doesn't need to go to anybody wear.
I was bored with us.
Okay, Sophia.
Literally.
So now you switched up to a guy that, like, maybe is more, like, he's not insecure when you go out and you look a certain way.
He helps you feel beautiful, too.
Exactly.
Like, I'm not saying, now, it would be different if she's wearing what Kanye Westwife wears.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's different.
Have you been at our stadium?
Yeah.
Almost like that.
Yeah.
It's like clear bags, clear top.
Yeah.
Like, maybe, maybe she just has a fine bar.
and he just doesn't want to show it off.
Like maybe he just has those curves.
Yeah.
Maybe that's why he's insecure.
Come on now.
Like, let her feel beautiful.
Let her look beautiful.
She's going to a Dodger game.
Who is she going to find at a Dodger game?
Well, he surprised.
Sophia.
The players themselves sometimes look back at it.
Yeah, so I have a friend, right?
He was dating his girl.
Yeah, Sophie.
He was a catcher and he caught her.
Yeah.
So Greg was dating a girl.
Sophia and they and Greg loves the Padres and she was trying to put her on to the Padres so they went to a Padres game and literally one of the players ends up following her yeah and then trying to slide in her yeah so yeah yeah so yeah be careful yeah you gotta have your
oh no you got to play defense at the stadium what happens when you date a batty okay sofia
me personally me personally I'm an NFL girl I don't like I don't like baseball yeah okay
yeah man has to worry about jay
other hurts now?
I know.
I know,
right.
Damn.
Don't take it
to the Chargers.
Because I feel like
with the Dodgers,
the guys are like,
I could take them.
With the football players,
nope.
Literally.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's true.
That's true.
All right.
Sophia,
what would you tell,
what would you tell Javier
on how to get over his insecurities?
Or is there just no hope.
He has to date like a midgirl if he wants to.
No.
Honestly,
I feel like if that's the first sign of who he is,
because he didn't say anything nice about it.
He didn't,
he didn't come at her.
respectful about it. He said it gave him the ick. Yeah. So right then and there, that's a red flag.
He needs to leave her before he ruins her self-esteem. Or if she hears this, and I'm hoping
she hears this, he needs to break up with him immediately. Like, yeah, that's a red flag. That's,
that's a red flag that honestly me would make me break up with someone immediately. Yep,
send her to her. So he needs to leave her. She needs to go with, what's his name, the one that was on the
phone before me. Oh, K. Confident K. Kahn. Confident K. K.
And it's Hellcat.
Hellcat Ken.
Yeah.
Sophia, thank you so much for calling.
You have a good morning, baby girl.
Thank you.
Baby girl.
And I hope your blood pressure has stabilized right before work.
And I hope you wear whatever you want today.
You wear whatever you want, girl.
I know, thank you.
If it's hot, take off your jacket.
Yeah, Jordan.
Wait, no.
Yeah.
If it's not take the hoodie off, take the hoodie off.
Bro, these espresso shots got me turn!
I can tell.
The Babes of L.A. commented on our page,
on our post, we come in peace.
Tell them, we call it.
Can we invite them tomorrow?
Can we invite them invite them on the page?
Can we invite the girls that are on the page?
Hey, baby.
Please know.
We got Alex.
Bring the All-Star team.
No, Greg.
I would not.
You would not like two parts of the page.
I know.
He turned up for this.
You get so excited.
I love Los Angeles.
The Lord's Prayer, it says, like, don't let me fall into temptation.
And then you're bringing the temptation.
I'm not tempted.
It sounds like you are.
I'll be in the DJ.
It's not you, brother.
Alex.
Alex, Alex, and Parame.
Alex.
Alex and Paramount.
What's up, Alex?
Hi, Alex.
What's up, bro?
Alex, talk to me.
What would you tell Javi?
I mean, I think.
I'll have one thought
Like maybe she's wearing like a hiked up skirt
You know the Eeks is out
But when you describe the outfit
You say you got pants on
And a jersey tied up
This bro is insecure
He need a he need a date in his own lane
Okay let's say the cheeks is out
Or the you whatever he's the yeeks
That means not the cheeks and the yikes is out
Okay
It's a hot day
It's opening day, it's daytime bro
Hot
Basically all she's wearing is sunglasses
Okay
How would you feel about that?
Well, just enjoy the ride while you want it.
Keep him pushing after that.
That's great advice.
That's your own hillcat.
It's just your turn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, exactly.
Really?
Yeah.
Alex, what would you tell a guy his first time with a batty?
Like, I guess this may be his first time dealing with this.
Stop overthinking.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, thanks.
All right.
That's what simple as that.
Because that's all it is.
Your mind is going crazy.
Oh, what about this?
What about that?
She's probably doing this because she's bad.
So everybody's going to go up to her.
No, you got to stop over thinking that.
Be securing yourself and your own player and your own pee and keep it pushing.
Yeah, she's with you for a reason.
But you say that all confident, but then you're not there when all the guys are like,
oh, my God.
Hey, what's your number?
Hey, what's your Instagram?
You got a man?
You got a Snapchat?
Dang, Snapchat.
Not a Snapchat.
Maybe that's him, but me and my personally self, if I got something to say, I'm a
if I don't like your outfit, I don't like it.
but if I do, you know, whatever.
But I'm not going to change the outfit for you.
Like I said, I'm going to let you show me who you are,
and then I'm going to categorize you where I should put you.
Yeah.
Wow.
Go Dodgers.
How do you feel about this new season started?
You couldn't wait because you're from New York.
I could tell you.
Nah, I mean, let me tell you something real quick.
I'm not even a Yankees.
I'm a match fan.
You got her, too.
You got hurt too end of the season.
We heard you first before we hurt the Yankees.
Yeah.
No, yeah, because New York is new.
I'm going to go for New York, New York, New York, L.A.
You know?
Oh, now the accent.
Yeah.
You know, they're going to pizza.
Hey, is it a little brick out there or one?
Would you go to a Dodger game, though?
I've been to plenty of Dodger games when they play the Mets, yeah.
Oh, when they play the Mets.
Oh, when they played.
It's all you were there when the Mets plus is crazy.
You had a Dodger Stadium.
Yeah, I would.
It's okay, Alex.
New season, new chance to meet the Dodgers in the playoffs,
and we beat you again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll see about that.
He's so cute.
I love Alex.
Shout out Alex.
A New Yorker.
A lot of people are commenting on our Instagram.
You're just a free ticket, my boy.
You think that's the case, too?
Oh, a free ticket to.
Yeah.
Oh, you're right.
Okay.
First of all, second of all and third of all, they've been dating.
Yeah, for a while.
Like, y'all are so.
Like, if she couldn't go by herself.
No, she's not
She might, no
She could definitely go by herself
No, of course
But on her own
Like
Yeah
She could get invited by somebody else
She could get invited by somebody else
She's gonna be in the sweets
If she doesn't go with her
Thanks
Where's idle wild
Idle wild?
Idlewild is out by Palm Springs
Nice
Stephen from Idawild
Steven
What's up Steven?
What's up, Stephen?
What's up?
Can you spell
Idaho wild
Because this will spell
it IDA
Wild. Ida, Wild.
ID Y-L-L-Wild.
Ida, wow, that's weird.
I would have got that wrong.
Yeah.
All right.
Stephen, talk to us.
What would you tell Javi?
Havi's dating a baddie, and he hates how a baddie she's going to look at the Dodger game,
and it even gave him the ick to find out she's setting up an outfit to try to get on one of these babe pages.
What would you tell him?
Honestly, he just needs to get over his security.
of what might happen
because at the end of the day
if shit happens, it happens, it happens, but he
needs to accept he bagged the badger.
He can't control
what others do, but he
can control how he reacts.
And
he needs to realize that if you can't play
the game, he needs to let the next player
play.
All right, you guys are going into your
OG talk again? Yeah, like sugar free.
Listen, listen, if you
They go back and forth.
When you say, she's a start, she's a
starter and she makes
mistakes on the court, you got to bench her
and bring the six-man-in. What's her mistake?
That she's great at the game?
That she's... Then you have to trade her because she's at a high
value. Oh my gosh. If you bag the fish, don't shake it.
You know, don't shake the bag. You know what I'm saying?
You know, like Finding Nemo.
And Starlet.
Fishing.
Wake up! Fish-A!
It's got like the math. You know, they had Luca. They knew
it was up there. We got to trade them.
They couldn't handle him. So we can't handle him.
Yeah, they got to handle him.
So he had him go. He should trade her
for like some midgirls?
None of this is like really traded because she's not an object.
No, no, we're saying that.
Oh, no, she's on an option.
And he can't handle.
David, can you please help?
David, I know you're there.
And they're, yeah.
Hey, speaking to A, rats.
Hello, hello.
David.
Wino dea.
Wendos dea.
David, what would you do if your girl was like so fine, but you don't want anyone else to know?
Yeah, I wouldn't be like that.
But first I'll shout out on the hood, rat.
Hey, hummy, stripping, right?
If he don't want the, if he feels like she's around and let her go, you know what I think?
Like, come on, boy.
First of all, like, everybody's been talking about, right?
Bag did, fool, what you're tripping on.
But obviously, you ain't like that.
You ain't built that way.
You know what I'm saying?
How do you have to be built?
Well, it's the truth, right?
If you saw, oh, my gosh, it's going to be dressing da-da-da-da.
Hey, guess what?
She's going to dress like a hudder at whether she's with you or without you.
Oh, gosh.
A bar.
Hey, and that's how it be.
You know what I'm saying?
You think, okay, he's all chipped out like, oh, someone's going to snatch her up.
Look, yeah, when I go out with my girl, I like her to look.
Fine, like, I want her to be the way, like, if I didn't know her and I see and I'd be like, oh, my God, I want to.
I want to hollery.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You'll buy her the white pants.
Oh, and I ain't, probably not white, because I really don't like white pants, but maybe, you know, like some, like, some, like, um,
like gray stretches or something
you know what I'm saying?
Great stretches?
This was an hatred dog
Grace stretchies
That's what I'm saying
Like like a little little quick one right
So like girl
She was
She was a what is the one like receptionist
Right?
She was a receptionist dog
And you know you got first of all
The baddies are always a receptionist
Right
And then and then second of all
Everybody tries to snatch that
Mm-hmm. So it's a challenge.
Hey, I would wake, I would walk in, and everybody's right there trying to shoot it,
and I wasn't tripping on none of that because I was like, huh, go ahead and try.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't tripping on.
None of that.
Hey, my mind, my mind's right.
Yeah.
So you might look better, right?
But no one's on my mind in time, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Why ain't tripping on?
None of that.
Greg says he didn't know they had receptionist at Victory Outreach.
That's crazy, Greg
Hey
That's wild
He's dumb
Crazy
I heard him
That was a good one
You got
Hey, you got your little troves for the year
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, but yeah
You know what I'm saying
And at the same time too
Like I was telling Humby, right?
I was like literally
Humby
You're not going to bite
Look, you're not going to buy a diamond necklace just to have it tucked in, right?
You're going to bang it.
It depends where you are.
Yeah, it depends where you're out.
I feel like David's good wherever he goes.
He's like trying me basically.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That's what I was going to say right now.
So, look, I'm going to floss my diamond necklace, just like I'm going to floss my girl.
You want to try to take it?
Try it.
You know what I'm saying?
Try it.
See what happens.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Let's go.
David, I like that confidence.
And if you see a girl with her gray stretch.
She's walking around and David right next to her.
Try it.
Try it.
Hey, but you know what?
I've had that before where all the time where I've gone out with my girl and, you know,
gentlemen walk up and they're respectful.
As soon as I pull up, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's my, you know, she's with me.
Oh, my bad dog.
And then I've had other people that I got to, you know, put the hurts to that aren't
that respectful.
You know what I'm thinking.
I'm not really on that time unless you're on it.
Yeah.
If you're going to try to get on my girlfriend, I feel like that hell, yeah.
Like, these foods are trying to get what I got, you know what I'm saying?
So, hey, it makes me feel good.
And you don't mean adversity-built character, right?
So, yeah, creeping on none of that.
I don't know why you added in such a Michael Jordan type quote.
Built character.
Such a, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
All right, Juan in Sanana, Juan.
Juan.
Juan.
Juan.
Juan.
Juan.
Buenos Diaz.
I just want to start off by saying, leti, you are beautiful.
And the guys, morning.
So we're not beautiful.
Yeah, I'm not beautiful.
No, you're not.
I want to get all beautiful.
Can we at least be handsome?
Can I at least be named?
I want to be called pretty.
Call me pretty, bro.
Hold on.
What is calling?
Yeah.
Babe, I don't know him.
Wait.
Am I hear you correctly?
You want another man to call you pretty?
No, I don't want to be acknowledged by name, sir.
Hey, why do you guys call it just a fight us?
Yeah.
That's great.
Hey, call Greg Pretty right now.
Yeah, Juan.
I hurt my feelings.
Greg, I'm pretty.
Thank you, Juan.
What are you to tell, Avi?
You know what?
My advice for this situation is accepted for what it is.
Don't make it what it's not.
And what do I mean by that?
Well, homie's dating her, right?
And there's a saying in Spanish,
if you want to know where the water goes, let it flow.
So if right now they're dating.
Okay.
Say it in Spanish.
Oh, Spanish is,
Kierz how to gore the water?
Let's let's go ahead.
Oh, okay.
Okay, that makes sense to the best.
I like it in English.
Yeah, so in this situation, you know what I mean?
Like, enjoy the ride.
Go out with the girl.
You're looking at getting serious.
Well, then what you need to do is just take notes.
And when there's things that don't fall under what you want,
then at the end of the day, they let her do her thing and you do yours without any feelings her,
without any disrespect, you know, because everybody's built differently.
Everybody has their different wants and not want.
But in the right now, at some point when you get...
That's great advice, one.
No, honestly, that's great advice.
Kendrick has a line on a song.
He says, let her be a...
Why you stopping her?
And it's like, yeah, it's a valid point.
If she wants to be like that, but that's not what you want,
then you've got to figure that out and let her be her.
Yeah.
Yeah, because all this talks about, oh, man, the man's confident,
the man's confident.
I don't think that's realistic because at the end of the day,
what it is is let's be real with it
I heard this one time
it's better to be classy than to be sexy
right it's like when you see a guy out there
with jewelry there's two different scenarios
you got a guy out there with all his chains on all his
Louie and stuff
you look at it and you go man that's a little bit too much
but then when you see that one girl that's dressed
nice and she got her nice flight shit
even if the fucking jewelry
is a lot
you can't be cursing fool
I'm sorry I apologize
you sound like a hater though
it's a ghetto in me
It's a ghetto.
Yeah.
You ever rock a Kubolin chain?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But what I mean you about that is that there's women out there that know how to rock their stuff and be classy about it.
You know what I mean?
Something where you're doing a trashy.
Yeah.
So now you're telling women to wear, huh?
It's crazy.
I get what he say.
I get it.
Yeah.
You know, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter what I got to say.
I love what you guys got to say because at the end of the day, you guys make me laughing.
You guys make the valid points.
And I love the fact.
that you guys bring up these sort of topics out here because these topics allow us as, as viewers,
to now talk about these things.
And whether the conversation's right or wrong, it's cool to hear all these different.
I guarantee you somebody out in Texas, somebody out somewhere else may have different opinions.
But here in L.A., we're all talking about, like, what if my girl does this?
What if my girl does that?
I never got presented with one of that.
Are you good?
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
You see, Brown Bag is talking about the issues that need to be addressed.
Like how a woman dresses to a Dodger game.
Let's go, Juan.
Let's go.
And how water flows.
You are an asset to our community.
Let's go.
Yes.
Why?
Whatever you said before that about us looking like skunkas and not classy, I forgive you.
It's cool.
Thank you.
Hey, letty, you don't look like no skunkie.
You're gorgeous.
Oh, good.
Take it easy.
She's a married spot.
A married spot.
A married sad.
She is married.
But much
Thanks.
I got to go to work.
You guys have a great day.
You too.
You have a great day, bro.
You have it.
You have it.
You follow that water.
He complimenting.
You like complicit.
Like,
it's just like hater-vised
but not really a hate it.
I don't know it was hater,
but I mean,
I get what he's saying.
I get what he's saying.
I get what he's saying too.
I think the delivery.
Yeah.
But then he even knew
that's why he likes us talking about it.
Imagine working a chain dog.
Like you don't have to work.
It's like,
let me wear my chain,
homie.
What's wrong with that?
He was talking to just like sometimes you just, again, like, sometimes a girl could be wearing, I don't know, like.
I got what he said about that.
A full-on dress, like a maxi dress.
And then you guys are like, wow, what a gorgeous girl.
And then sometimes she could be on the, like, not showing anything.
Yeah.
And then you're like, oh.
It doesn't even have to be a girl.
No, I got what he meant about the guy wearing jewelry.
Like all of his jewelry all at once.
It's like, if you have some jewelry, yeah, you know, like put certain pieces.
with this or certain pieces with that.
Says the guy that's wearing all his jewelry all that ones.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, one more chain at home.
You have one?
Yeah, I think you have it on.
No, I don't know.
Look it's right there.
I have a lot.
Oh, you have the OTR.
No, he's saying, it's like when people wear
too much designer.
That's me.
Yeah, that's why I just like it.
I just like doing that.
It's like when people wear too much designer.
I was judging right now.
Remember when you wore all your rings?
Yeah, I lost.
All of them.
But they don't even fit the fingers?
Huh?
They do fit.
Then how you lose them?
You lost your ring.
Most of them.
Dean, that's...
One by one, I think my girl's mom loses, like...
Oh, it's...
No, I'm going to...
I'm a lady.
I remember when you wore all your chains
when you were running for a president?
I worked, yeah, and then I actually won my...
Remember when...
What?
When he wore all the chains to get the vote?
Yeah.
Yeah. Do you remember that?
Yeah, that was...
You guys...
Maybe you should wear all your jewelry.
I love wearing jewelry.
Maybe Kwan is right.
Yeah.
You should just...
Hey, be modest.
No, I love where my jewelry.
Modest it up, okay?
Don't be too extra.
You've ever seen these diamonds is dancing before?
Like, these diamonds dance for a reason.
Don't be a hater foo.
No.
Yeah.
I get what he's saying.
Yeah.
And then also just enjoy the ride.
Enjoy the ride.
If you're not taking a serious, what if you're taking a serious?
Yeah, they're dating.
Enjoy the water flows or whatever he says.
Yeah, the water flows.
Enjoy the water flows.
If she flows, she's a whatever.
If she flows, it flows.
She's done going while it flows.
And then, yeah, if it flows it, then it goes to the dough.
It goes to what?
I'm going to shut us up right now.
I'm going to do you a favor.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
You guys, I saw the news today, and it really, really upset me because,
and shout out to everybody that has been and has gone through,
and it's still going through the devastation from the wildfires over in Pacific
Palisades and over in Altadena.
But I just saw some news.
this morning that made me so upset for all of us that I get pricked up and ate up by mosquitoes
during these seasons.
So like I told you, these schools are like hibernating right now.
Yeah.
But like come the end of springtime or when it gets hotter, they're going to be outside.
Apparently, one of the things that is happening with a lot of the houses that were burned down
because of these fires is their pools of the houses.
There's no real way to clean it out.
There's no real way.
There's no electricity, clearly.
Yeah.
There's no real way to drain it.
So these pools are turning into ponds because it's rained.
Yeah.
And it's turned murky.
And this is high breeding ground for mosquitoes.
I saw a city official say in the Alta Dina area that one pool can breed one million mosquitoes in one month.
Wow.
One pool.
So think of thousands of pools all over the Altaena area and the Pacific Palisades area.
Yeah.
And it's been like two, three months now.
Yeah.
Well, they're going to.
start like in this little in this little time scheme.
So you got to think about that and be ready.
If you get bit up, I definitely, I'll walk outside and for nothing and then I'll get.
It's the most annoying thing to get bit by a mosquito.
It's just like itchy and it doesn't go away for a while too.
And it's not like you see it if you start feeling it.
Like they get away with it.
Yeah.
I'm going to incorporate a mosquito net into my outfit for the summer.
Hey, that's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
City of Fish was over and Altadina that were saying it was crazy because I was looking
that like what they're doing about it
and there's a fish that eats
a mosquito. Oh let's get them. Let's get them
going. How do we reproduce this? Yeah.
No, no, no. So like I guess what they're trying to say
is there's going
to be some type of strategy,
understanding of what's going on over there.
Some type of strategy to help you with your
pools and it's going to come at no cost
to homeowners and one
of them is putting in these fish
that love eating mosquito larva.
Let's go fishy.
But now I'm wondering if what's
going to happen to the fish off there.
They're going to get huge because how much they eat too.
Then we got cats and we'll have a cat problem.
It's just like what's going to happen on top of that?
I mean like what no they'll be fine.
Like we feed them and then they're going to eventually there comes a time in every person's
in every fish's life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's why it's a circle of life.
Yeah.
Oh, we get eagles.
We get eagles.
That's what they want to.
Eagles.
It's all that.
Yeah, that's one of the.
And then there's thing called larvicide, which I feel like.
What?
Yeah.
Well, I'm telling you, this is such a big problem.
We're trying to figure out, we're trying to figure out for real what to do about it.
Like, even when our producers, like, you know, there's certain plants that they stay away from.
Because I've tried the candles.
Yeah.
That don't work.
I've tried that little sticker on the kids.
That don't work.
What about the little tennis racket?
The tennis racket?
Imagine our kids running around with those tennis bags.
But I want to be, yeah, facts.
I want to be preventative.
There's like these tennis rackets that are like zappers, but we definitely don't want that around.
Is there like an anti-mosquito lotion?
It's like stay away.
They're supposed to be, but it's not.
It's like 100% efficient.
Just tell them this.
So to everybody in the Altsida area.
And honestly, like, I'm right there on San Gabriel.
Yeah.
So it's like, oh, they're going to go z-thru.
And they're going to come to second blood.
So there's no, like, chemical you could just put into, like, these pool waters that will kill it.
Yeah.
Well, the city official didn't say that.
Or they can just clean the pools.
But I do like that, that inside.
You can't clean the pool.
pool, brus.
They don't know.
If you look at the pool right now, it looks like a swamp.
It's not like, hey, just get the net and clean it.
It's not that right now.
These pools look insane.
They look like ponds.
They're green and murky.
You can't drain it because you need.
Like, there's no houses.
It's just out there.
You got what I'm saying?
And then people that are homeowners are dealing with so much else.
True.
Besides what's happening at their pool, at their burnt down house.
It's the last thing they're thinking about.
Yeah.
It looks crazy.
Oh, that is green.
Did you see?
Yeah, it's not just get a net out there, Greg.
Let's start a new business.
Cleaning pools right now.
You probably could.
But I think it's also the roads are not.
A lot of places are still blocked off.
So you can't even go in there.
Because I know people that have lost a bunch of their clients in the Palisades area.
They did pools.
So they're kind of screwed as well.
Just be ready for that.
I'm already like, don't wear shorts.
Oh, yeah.
Don't wear shorts.
Sound like Vic's group
That is not a true name
I guess the gray swear Instagram is starting the summer
The what?
The gray sweat Instagram
You want to see Vic and Gray sweats
That's crazy Max and I have something I'll bring I was gonna wear him
Oh
That's crazy
The fact that you thought like that is crazy
Well he's continuing it
Yeah
I'm very afraid for what's to come from these mosquitoes
But I did learn about larvae side
and I did learn about these fish that eat.
Yeah, they didn't know that.
They didn't know that.
So nasty, the whole thing.
Well, that's it.
That's all I wanted to remind you of.
I forgot.
Because we were talking about it and I'm all itchy.
Yeah, no, I saw you.
You're talking about it and you're scratching.
Yeah.
How much to swim in a pool?
I knew he was going to say that.
Oh, no.
10 million.
I knew he was going to say.
These pools look worse than the L.A.
River how they look.
Yeah.
No, I thought it's amazing.
Do you Google it?
Yeah.
No.
They look insane.
20 million.
Nothing.
And they're just left there.
abandoned.
Bro, that's how you catch
20 million?
20 million.
Yeah, I'll do it
10 million.
Connected like I'm
Rosecrans.
Rooscrans.
Rooscrans.
The word on roast crans.
The word is
AASAP, Rocky, and
Rihanna are secretly
in competition,
but not with music.
Oh.
Okay?
All right.
So,
We know that.
Yeah, ASAP, Rocky did an
episode of sneaker shopping
and was asked about the fact
that he and his girl,
Rihanna,
both have signature shoes
with Puma
and if they share designs.
Nice.
So Rocky said, nah, we in competition.
And then he said, no, I'm effing with you.
That's my ace.
Like every now and then, we totally don't even talk about what we're doing.
But Puma is just separate.
When we're in the house, we barely try to talk about work.
But every now and then I might see some stuff she's doing.
And if it's fire, I call up Puma and I'm tight about it.
But nah, it's dope.
So are you mad or you not?
Yeah.
No, I feel like he's saying this just like.
a friendly competition of like who can outdo each other's shoes.
What do you mean?
I feel like it's like in the beginning he said it's like,
he felt it.
He said we're in competition.
Then he's like, no, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
But then I call him up when I'm mad, but now I'm kidding.
I feel like it's like he really feels like that.
He doesn't want to get in trouble.
He doesn't know that he's.
I mean, maybe he's secretly in competition.
Like he wants to always, you know, because as a guy, you kind of want to like,
out, don't be like, you don't want to be outperformed by your girl.
And he knows he can't touch her in music.
I don't think he can touch her in sales either.
Like when you go to the arcade, simple thing.
You go to arcade with your girl, you want to win.
Like, do better than your girl?
No, not in life.
My girl in the ice hockey with the arcade?
She gets whoop.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, you go to the arcade and you lose and you're just like, oh.
Air hockey.
Air hockey, whatever.
You're just like, damn it.
You're like, okay, yeah, the good you won.
But secretly you're just like, as a man, like, I let myself down.
Right?
Because why?
You don't like losing to a one?
I don't like losing in general, but I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to,
I want to be better.
I think ASEAP Rocky needs to realize that.
No, she's better than me in every way.
But I just want to beat her out of game.
What game?
Like, air hockey.
Street fighter.
Whatever the game.
I feel like AACRockey needs to realize that he's never going to beat Rihanna in anything that comes to do with sales.
He can beat her maybe in fact, not in sales.
No.
Fashion.
No.
I don't remember his Pumishu at all.
I remember his Pumishu either.
I didn't even know he had a Pumu.
Same respect.
Yeah, I know.
But I know her shoes
The creepers, yeah, those were iconic.
And her makeup.
And her makeup family.
Well, yeah, you know.
And again, like,
her discography is like way better than you.
And she could probably sell out.
Stop trying to out perform your girl.
Let your girl be your girl, big her up.
And she could probably sell out arena tours.
For sure.
Oh, yeah.
She did the Super Bowl.
What's after that?
Like, except for I can't even a Super Bowl.
You know.
Exactly.
So, yeah.
So he's.
No, he killed it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she was a little.
to support him.
Do you see how she's never like, oh, I wish I was on that stage.
And I just kidding.
Like.
Yeah.
I wonder.
Why y'all so competitive towards your girl?
We're not competitive to you.
I think it's just a mental battle with him just being in the spotlight and like feeling like.
Yeah, having to, yes.
He just needs to accept that he has a baddie.
That he has a baddy.
He does.
And that his body is going to be more successful than him in ventures as she does.
It doesn't even have to be a more.
She's just successful.
Like, why y'all making it a competition?
Well, the way he answered is what I'm saying.
I think, like, I'm just thinking.
Wow, yeah.
No, no, like, like, I'm all for you thinking more.
Oh, of course, of course.
Me too, please.
So I just feel like Rocky in the sense of fashion, he probably feels like I got the fashion stuff, though.
The style.
He's Rihanna.
Of course, of course.
He made a song about how much fashion she knows.
But he probably thinks he's the best, like, he's all right, she got everything else.
Let me just get the fashion.
And then she beats him in the fashion.
Like, style.
She beats him in the fashion too.
He's like, oh, damn it.
Like, Puma, what's up with y'all?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like that's energy.
But then nah, he said no.
Yeah.
But then not.
That's covered up.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's okay if your girl doesn't wear hoodies, bro.
Oh.
Just let her be.
No, no.
She has to.
I'm not.
We should call her up one day.
And we should really ask.
We should take all her hood.
Jordan, are you okay?
Her body?
Are you sure?
Because the narrative is okay.
It's just funny that Vick is like,
you know what?
You know I get.
You start rocky.
All of us men want to outperform
I go, wait, what?
In, like.
In air hockey?
No, I don't think it's in air hockey.
I don't think you guys are like,
my girl can have everything,
but if I could beat her in air hockey.
Facts.
That's how I feel.
Yeah.
She could make more money.
She could do whatever.
Like, let me win at air hockey.
Oh, God.
That's the only thing.
Just air hockey.
Yeah.
Air hockey and the basketball.
Street fighter.
Oh, yeah, the hoops.
The hoops.
I can't lose.
It's important to me.
Thanks for that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right. Well, that was the word on Rosecrans.
Brought to buy a local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Rosecrans.
I'm Rosecrans. I'm Brownback Morning. I'm Power 1.6.
Oh, my goodness.
All right.
Speaking of comparisons, there is one artist that compared themselves to J. Cole and actually wants to beef it with him.
What?
What?
So we are putting that artist up to bat with J. Cole and our own Gregs, he's going to do a mix.
So we can decide will they be J.com.
Jay Coe's went through a lot of else recently.
Yeah.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Will he take another one?
Speaking of Chris Brown, he was on with Shannon Sharp,
and he was talking about J. Cole, you guys.
And this is the beef I never knew that would ever happen.
Yeah.
Chris Brown versus J. Cole.
Okay.
He's saying J. Cole's a really good basketball player,
but if he trained for a week, he could take him.
Oh, wow.
What rapper could, like, really hoop?
I'm talking about like, really, really hoop.
The first two names come up, you, J. Cole.
Yeah.
So one-on-one, who win?
Well, right now, I mean, J-Co, I got to give him his credit because he's improved
his basketball game.
Right.
I'm still not going to doubt me now.
Yeah.
You know, so I give me like a week of practice and then I think I got.
What?
Jay-Cole, like, literally, like he wasn't part of the league?
I was about to say that.
Played in Rwanda, I believe.
Yeah, he played a professional basketball league.
Yeah.
Respectfully, I think Chris Brown got him.
Yeah, I think Chris Brown's really good.
I'm not.
I've seen him like at celebrity basketball game.
But then there's like rules to like I guess hooping too.
And I feel like I don't put, don't put smart on Jake Cole's name like that.
This was trained his whole life for this and rapping.
Yeah.
And friendship.
I've seen Chris Brown hoop.
And I've also seen Chris Brown one time we're in Palm Springs at this party, right?
But like his agility is crazy.
You see what he could do with his balls?
Like no.
Hey, yo.
Oh, that's ball.
That's crazy.
What are you doing in Palm Springs that?
You saw him hoop or what?
Yeah.
Agility.
We had a party for the Grand Tough crowd.
So you saw agility.
Oh, okay.
No, but like, like he was like dancing.
Literally.
Yes.
So like the, like, I imagine.
But have you seen J. Cole dance.
No.
Answer that.
You have not.
But have you seen him dance.
No, you have not.
Okay.
I don't think he can do like a, uh, you don't know that.
You don't know that.
Maybe he's hiding his move from the world.
Mm.
Okay.
Maybe deleted his moves?
Have you seen Jay Cole play basketball?
Yes.
You haven't.
You saw the photos.
No, I watched the highlights.
He's good.
He played college ball.
Yeah.
I saw islands.
He's good.
Fun fact.
But to me,
he's a little more like a spot-up shooter.
On the playground, though, yes.
Okay.
Jay Cole seems like he's very good in a team setting.
One-on-one is a whole different ball game.
I've seen Jay Cole play one-on-one.
Fun fact, yeah.
Jay Cole and Chris Brown have played at the Power 10-60s all-star games.
Together?
Not together.
Okay.
But they both have played.
Team setting.
Yeah, yeah.
How many seconds did Eman give them on the court?
Jesus.
Eman will play the full game and he'll give you seven seconds.
Yeah.
Say, hey, yeah, we got to.
Oh, no, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Yeah, the dude from Coach Carter played the whole game.
Yeah.
You know, I, you know.
Don't you want to win the game, man?
I'm a player, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I just, hold on.
Let me jump off this chair.
Yeah.
I feel like it's the tallest player on the team.
In a team setting, Jay Cole will give 28 points.
Huh?
In a team setting, like a five-on-five,
Jay Cole get like 28 points.
Yeah, he's a great team basketball player.
But I'm just like, no way.
It's right.
Good all respect.
He's literally a professional.
He's nothing that Chris Brown can do in this world.
I understand that.
Literally.
I don't want to underestimate him.
But I feel like Jay Cole can't win for nothing.
He literally, he's a sleep.
He's not a sleep right now.
But he's like dormant right now because of what happened last year.
Can't J Cole backflip?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Nobody seen it.
You don't know.
You don't know.
I don't know.
We've never asked him.
No way.
Just.
People that backflip just do it all the time.
Just remind you.
Actually, funny enough, he did a backflip.
You see, yeah.
That's what you do.
You can do a backflip.
I guess just the fact that Chris Brown's like, give me a week, I'll beat J-Cole.
Yeah, it's that part.
Oh, come here, E-Man.
Come here, E-Man.
Oh, my God.
We need your take on it.
Come here.
Childness player on the basketball team.
Yes, I could probably say I'm probably the only guy here who got the opportunity to play with
Chris Brown and J-Cole basketball.
Okay.
Wow.
Oh, that's so big.
Okay, yes, I'm popping my collar here.
So it's good for you to chime in on this.
Yes.
Because we have had the celebrity basketball games.
J-Kohl has played.
Tell me around the era that J-Col played, though.
So this is around lights, please, work out during that time.
Jay-Cole came out.
He's actually played in a few of our Power 106 All-Star games.
Yeah, he has.
And Chris Brown has also played in a lot of our Power All-Star games,
especially the big, big ones that we've done at USC in the past.
Both are very, very talented basketball players.
and I think one has the advantage over the other
Who, ooh, tell me, tell me the advantage before you tell me.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think Chris Brown's a little bit faster.
Okay.
In regards to, and he's also an outside shooter.
Yep.
Is basketball IQ?
I don't know.
Yeah, what's a lot?
Three pointers.
Yes, three points.
Oh, got sure.
Jay calls in the downtown.
Jay Coles a little bit more bigger and he's more in the paint.
And I've seen cold dunk.
Hey, you.
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
Post it, Post, Post, Roe.
I do think that is going to be.
a great challenge to see both of them go against each other.
Okay, but who would you put your money on, bro?
Right now?
Yes.
And I love Cole and I love Chris.
Oh, my brother's, but I'm going to have to say Chris Brown on this one.
Todd!
Yeah!
Nah.
No, haters.
I love Cole.
Listen, don't get me wrong.
Jay Cole has nothing to do right now but play basketball.
He is like skilling it up right now.
No, you're right.
And he actually played in the league in Africa.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He's a professional basketball player.
up and did a back then.
I know.
You guys are saying that guy.
He'll smoke two cigarettes and smoke them.
You know Chris Brown, how he gets down.
I think Chris will be a little bit faster,
and he'll probably take those outside quick three-pointers and get him on cold.
Okay, how about this?
How about this?
How about this?
If it was a five-on-five, it feels a five-on-five.
And Jay-Cold was leading his team, and Chris Brown was leading his team.
And they all had, like, the same type of players.
I think Jay-coe would win in a team setting.
Yes.
I think he's a better, like, team player.
He can play better in, like, assist.
High IQ.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, he can set up.
He'll probably have assists, rebounds, everything.
I believe in you, Cole.
I know that you've been through so much.
Cold World, no blanket, bro.
I know it's tough out here.
Chris Brown, and you just said Jay Cole's bigger?
Slightly, in regards.
Yeah.
Chris Brown 6-1 and J-Cole 6-3.
Brough.
Chris Brown's going to tumbo it.
Not in my house.
Let's go.
Okay, so Chris Brown shoots a lot of three.
like Steph Curry with a shot or way?
Yeah, Chris could shoot from the outside.
Chris, he got a crossover too.
Yeah, he got a nice crossover.
He probably plays like Iverson.
That's what I imagine.
Yeah.
Yeah, he plays at the gym.
I still have faith in Cole.
So here's how we're going to settle it with music.
Okay.
Which also I feel like I shouldn't have done it.
Yeah, I don't know about that one.
I don't know.
Day.
So after the break,
after the break,
Greg is going to mix Jay Cole
versus Chris Brown.
All right, all right.
Right.
No, I'm not going to give up.
I believe in you, Jay Cole.
All right.
You got some sleepers, bro.
You got some sleepers.
Chris Brown tracks versus J. Cole, though.
Yeah, who's that?
Okay.
But you can't use Chris Brown songs where he sings.
What?
All right, put, look at me now.
You can't beat down.
LG, help me here.
See, I'm still team J. Cole, regardless of what you guys say.
And I've seen you're going too many.
You can say what?
What?
I have to talk about this.
So Chris Brown.
was on with Shannon Sharp, and he said this about J. Cole.
What rapper could, like, really hoop.
I'm talking about like, really, really hoop.
The first two names come up, you, and J. Cole.
Yeah.
So, one-on-one, who win?
Well, right now, I mean, Jay-Cole, I got to give him his credit
because he's improved his basketball game.
Right.
I'm still not going to doubt me now.
You know, so I give me, like, a week of practice,
and then I think I got.
A week of practice is all the week.
That's the one says that he needs to be Jay Cole.
Who's been in the league.
These are fighting words.
The basketball is his whole thing.
The whole theme of Jay Cole's music career is the warm-up.
Right.
Side-fi story.
It's always part of it.
Basketball, bro.
He has basketball shoes.
All Chris Brown needs is like what?
One week.
All he needs is one week of practice.
That's insane.
And a couple cigarettes.
Did he ever get to?
He'll do it.
No.
This is like when we'd look at it.
Well, I don't know.
Shannon Brown.
Because you also got to realize, right, when Chris Brown has a concert, he performs for an hour and he dances the whole show.
Yeah, he's a dancer.
Yeah.
Are there any hoops there?
Endurance.
Yeah, but you don't know how,
you don't know Jay Cole's stamina and endurance.
He made it through the beef.
He's still here.
He bike rides in New York.
He's still a lot of stamina and endurance.
So let's remember that.
He has a lot of stamina endurance.
He bike rides.
That's a New York.
That's pretty dangerous.
Very dangerous.
Like his legs are solid.
A lot of endurance.
You know what I'm saying?
The yellow ones don't stop over there.
The taxis.
True.
True.
Yeah.
I'm not doubting J. Cole.
I'm just had.
You just had like a full of.
Come on.
I just won.
I just won.
I just won.
I just won.
I just went.
We just had Eman in here.
And Eman said,
J. Cole, he shoots from the inside and he can dunk and he's taller than Chris
Brown.
Chris Brown is fast and he shoots threes, right?
Yeah.
And he got crossovers.
He didn't say that.
Yeah, he didn't say that.
He didn't say that.
He didn't.
No, no, he did not say that.
But he didn't say that right now.
Okay, so if they were to play one-on-one, one-v-one, okay?
Um, who, and J-Cole guards Chris Brown at the three.
He's taller than him.
Yeah.
He can guard him.
Two inches.
But if Jay Cole and Chris Brown are inside when Jay Cole, because they don't have teammates to rely on.
No.
Then they're inside and Jake and Jay Cole is taller and he could just go, oh, excuse me.
Let me dunk on you.
He could probably take him to a post and back, back Chris Brown down.
Yes.
Yes.
But I'm just not going to count out Chris Brown.
I know he doesn't.
Okay.
But when it's one v.1, there's no dance moves.
Okay.
When it's not going to be dancing backclipping or anything.
It's a crossover.
He just crossed over.
He's just crossed over.
He doesn't talk over the
Right.
Yes.
And they can do that too.
What's up, Greg?
I should just run through some
Jake Cole songs.
Jake Cole and Chris Browns on.
Yeah, I'll do both.
They want to start with some Jake hole really quick.
We'll see who has better, like, let's put it to the music, okay?
So what's your name over there?
Greg C.
He's going to play, I'm sorry, I'm a mom.
And low key, if you didn't know, when you're pregnant, your brain gets smaller.
And so I've had three children.
So it's a little peanut right now.
A little peanut brain, okay?
They forget things.
Like people's names.
You look like the peanut person, that little,
the little of the mascot.
I guess a little of your brain then.
You do.
Hey me, I'm let these brain.
Mr. Planters?
Oh, don't let that be your brain, let me.
Your is a lot better.
Don't be talking to our Gracie Award winner over there, please.
Hey, I wouldn't too because I'll be your brain.
It is.
It is.
All right.
Get out, brain.
Yeah.
All right, back to Greg.
Greg is going to run through some Chris Brown and Jay Cole song
so that we can really see who would win.
Jay Cole still with you.
Go ahead, Greg.
Give it to us.
Bro.
Come up.
Okay.
Woo!
Who that?
Who that?
Who is DJ Greg?
Come on.
Who that?
Who that?
Who that?
Who that?
Shooting.
ride for you either way it go tell me girl why you be stressing me for time when you tell me you love me
can you see what you're like this this is what you call a flip tin keys from a car
a brick leave from him mama with k-od he hires you this is what you call a flip tin key from a card a brick
get me from him mama with k-od i just poured something in my cut let's go j cole
They misunderstand you, they underrate you.
No, no, no, no.
Count it up.
Count it up.
Count it up.
Count it.
He hasn't even done lights, please, yet.
He hasn't even done lights, please yet!
The deep cut!
Another mix teams yet!
She knows, girl.
She knows.
Who does know?
We know.
We know.
Coe, we know.
We got you.
Hooper!
Stop trying not to bob your head, big.
Hate her.
This was made for us.
Yeah.
But is that a good thing?
This girl, I can't be your man.
Wow.
I never thought I see the gay to my old girl.
How one?
Oh, girl.
Got one, got one, two, three, four girls.
Ah!
One time for my L.A.S.
I don't know that.
That's.
One time for a, who knows.
Very underrated.
Perfect.
Very cool.
That's really cool.
That's why I forgive you.
last year and what you did and all that stuff.
There's the one with that fool.
Of course, Greg has to do that.
But he's, this fuck I.
Like the number nine, Doc.
You find a head.
I guess I met you for a reason.
Only time to tell.
There we go.
This is a big favorite song.
He's head nodding next to.
No.
Why he's a lot?
I hate that.
I'm thirsty to put me a beef.
That's sick in my words and start looking to the TV.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
And that's the J-Koll song, right?
It is.
Yeah, he did.
It's fun.
Can you play lights, please?
Big is the what?
Can you play lights, please?
He didn't play lights, please.
That was a great verse.
Y'all loved that verse until what Kendrick said, did like that, okay?
Oh, my gosh.
Can you play lights please, please?
Oh, quick as much.
I didn't put light on my way.
All right.
All right, well, that has been the beef.
Jay Cole win.
No, no, no.
Good morning to you.
Go.
Go.
Do not hit us up right now for Disney.
Do you not hit us up right.
818.
Do that.
Greg.
Greg.
Okay, yeah, Greg.
Play it.
Oh, he can.
Wow.
We'll sing it.
We'll sing it.
These girls ain't long.
I say, yo.
Time of my.
Yeah, I'm up.
I'm up now.
It was about five minutes ago.
That I seen the high string
that I haven't ever seen before.
You know what?
That song by itself wins.
Let's go.
No.
No, we're not going to do that.
Let's go.
All right.
Colt.
How are you ahead from outside?
Glymitting.
706.
No.
Jay Cole, wait till he will be.
Chris Brown.
This is what it is.
I don't get, Cole.
I have to salute him to you.
I have to give you your moment, Cole.
Yep.
Because I know these fools are about to.
He deserve it.
He deserves it.
He does.
Put me back up.
Yes, I'm back.
I just want you, I don't know.
I don't want to do this, but in the spirit of competition and because of the power, I have to do this.
I don't want to do this.
Why not?
It's going to be fun.
It's going to hurt me more than it hurts J. Cole.
Go ahead.
I don't see how you can hate from outside of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go on what's that?
Lega.
Angie.
I'm sorry.
My body is Jesse.
Unloyal.
Literally.
It's alright.
That was okay.
I can skip.
You don't you know the word.
I know.
It's not bobby.
I can skip.
Wasn't nothing like the first time.
I just want to see.
Jayco respect women.
Let me see it.
It's your birthday.
Put your hands in the air.
It's your birthday.
I'm so glad this is not my birthday today.
It's freezing and all your head of me
Oh, yeah
Pinky ring we're about to be it
Oh, God
That's just something light too
Hold on, what are you doing?
I feel like that's super light
All right, everybody at the count three
Do do do do
Why did you let that play?
Because I felt like it was unfair
Because I felt like Chris Brown
Just took it already
So
Nah, I'm sticking with a day, call
What about saying goodbye?
Great, everybody
I just want everybody to know
Thank you, Eppie.
There's no such thing
as a life that's better than yours,
Jay Cole, okay?
You got this, bro.
You got this.
Coach Carter, I don't know.
Give some.
Come on.
That's better than yours.
No such thing.
So we all agree.
Jay Cole would be Chris Brown
in a 1v1.
Yes.
Money is a cold.
It feels like Greg was on our side.
There's a couple songs.
There's a couple songs of Jay Cole.
I could have done without this one, Greg.
Yeah, Greg is a terrible selection.
Actually, you could have played whatever
J. Cole song and it would have been good, so that's a couple of
crazy that.
Hey,
you can play whatever
when Chris Brown
has thousands of songs.
Yeah,
there's so many
to choose
for I'm not saying.
I would have
a couple different ones.
There's a lot
you go through.
There's no way,
Jay Cor.
You didn't even play
pot of gold?
Right.
There's so many.
You didn't play
celebration.
That would have been cool.
Oh my God.
I could keep going.
No guidance?
No guidance.
What is wrong with you?
They're mad at you.
They're mad at you.
Kiss, kiss.
What?
These guys are mad at you.
He didn't play he?
What about stunts?
Habit?
No, you can't, you can never.
I can keep going.
It's not overtime.
There's going.
He had a habit remix with David Banner.
He were gonna?
Oh, you're right.
He was gonna.
There's so many.
He should keep going, keep going.
I understand how you don't play the song with.
The classics, right?
Drizy.
There's classics, yes.
Say goodbye.
What is?
He has newer classics too, guys.
Oh, it's because his age.
Well, on behalf of.
His age.
On behalf of cold world,
Jay Cole is older than Chris Brown.
But yeah, by five years.
The DJ's age over here.
What about him?
He missed a couple.
He doesn't know classics.
He missed a couple.
He missed a couple.
He was like 40.
Back in my days, you know.
Chris Brown came out with all these classics.
In half of the Cold World Association of the World,
we would like to say thank you so much.
Yeah, thank you, Greg.
For proving our point that we just can't get enough of Cole.
You know what?
And he was.
And he was.
Paralyta six, Brad back morning.
Okay.
Jay Cole would be.
Not even though.
You Chris Brown, I ain't got no kids yet.
But this right here for practice.
I hate to get the seats in the bins.
