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Paro, 106, LA's number one for hip hop Buenos Aires.
We made it to Friday.
It is March 28th, baby.
Wow.
Last Friday of March.
I know we're all like.
Wow.
First quarter is done then.
On the 31st.
On the day.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You guys are so annoying.
It's so early to be that.
I want to tell you guys right now, today, I just, I don't, I don't feel like I have it today.
You don't have it today?
What?
You know what?
But you were a Gracie Award?
Yeah.
Is that what it's like?
Just win an award like, yeah, today, you know, like, I'm sorry today.
Today I just feel like, come on, let me get it.
I need to do that ice bath, banana peel.
Oh, that one, get ready with me?
Oh, you need some Saratoga water?
It's just not in me.
Yeah.
And you got those things you take.
Was it?
Yeah?
Yeah.
You guys ever have that?
You just feel like you're trying.
You're pushing.
You're grabbing from everywhere you can.
And sometimes your body just feels exhausted.
Like you can't push it.
What you need is six shots.
Yeah, I think that's what you need.
Yeah.
Across America.
Like Europe.
Yeah.
Exactly.
How are you guys feeling like?
You guys look so beautiful, bright and sunny.
No, we don't.
It's another day.
It's incredible and credulous.
I think it's whatever you're listening.
to
silence
give you
okay
that's just
I was listening
the chief keeps
the whole morning
silence
and then a cough
and then a cough
and Romona
you interrupted
in my slumber
oh
no
what about you
how are you feeling
I'm great
you're looking great
yeah
Nav just dropped
the new album
amazing
yeah
it's such a random
yeah that's a random
that's one of my
favorite artists
I love Nav
so I was listening
to the album
What is the thing
Nav says
Brownboy
I'm the
The first brown boy to get it popping.
Yep.
Yep.
So, I'm a big Nuff fan.
But anyways, Padre's one team.
Tell him little Robb exists.
True.
Padreys won.
They beat the Braves.
Seven to four.
I didn't even know they played.
Same.
It was opening day.
Everybody played.
I know.
I know that everybody played to be honest.
Openers, right?
Like, before the Dodgers were like headlining.
Ha.
Also like 12 Pacific standard time kind of thing?
No.
Later on, we're going to recap the Dodgers opening day
because it was a lot.
lot and really cool stuff to go over and go through.
It was on ESPN for me though.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
Why?
National TV.
It was a nationally televised game.
So it was just like a big deal.
Can they all be nationally televised games?
They won't make money.
They won't make money.
There will be a lot more Dodger nationally televised games this year.
They were?
They will.
There will be.
No, for sure.
I promise dad.
They're like, yeah.
They're marquee games.
I don't want to buy that subscription to those one.
That one name, then I can't tell.
No, you know what to get YouTube TV.
It has everything.
It'll play.
YouTube TV.
Yeah.
That's how I watched it.
How much do you pay?
Goodness gracious.
Actually it's kind of expensive.
See?
See?
Well, you get everything.
No, I'm okay with that.
Yeah.
Compared to the other packages?
Because then you don't just get YouTube TV and watch the Dodgers.
You also get no ads.
Yeah.
True, true, true.
You get no ads.
They have all the March Madness games.
Yeah, but there's a lot.
Yeah, you watch Smackdown on that.
Okay, Maximil's really quiet.
What, you have the, what did the...
I cannot speak of anything about TV.
He has the black box.
Yeah.
Yes.
He cannot speak.
What are they called the unbroken or the unlocked phones?
The jail break?
The jailbroken ones?
I tried to tell my dad, I'm like, you guys YouTube TV.
For $15.
You get all the channels in the world.
Because when you set the price, he's like, let me don't get.
My dad has that.
Whatever Maximil has, my dad has.
That's how we were watching it yesterday.
My dad does the same thing, but you have to go through like three different links.
Yeah.
One link's not working.
I don't have any of it.
And then you have to go to another league.
You guys are such great hackers.
Go to ITT Tech or something.
That doesn't exist anymore.
They don't.
Aw.
Oh, that's great commercials.
They got hacked.
They might exist too.
Do they?
No?
This one wanted to go.
He tried last semester.
He did.
He did.
Wasn't insane.
You know what trips me out?
The dudes that have figured out a way to jail break the screen in their car.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that is actually really cool.
No, it's not cool.
Because it's a distraction.
It's a distraction.
You have to be able to your car, like if you have those screens,
your car won't let you watch, like, videos or like, whatever while you're driving, right?
because you're driving.
My car be hitting on me like that too.
It gets good.
Yeah.
All of a sudden I'm watching a video while like it charges.
And then it's like, it cannot watch while driving.
I'm like, oh.
Yeah.
I'm not driving.
I actually was looking into that last week.
What?
To jail break the screen on the car?
Yeah, but it's not while driving.
It's while I'm charging.
Oh, you can do it while you're charging.
You can't end up on the on the car.
You're going to end up doing it while driving once.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, I can't even.
Yeah.
Craig.
I think we'll help you.
We'll help you learn the settings of your car because I think every car that EV charges
and if you don't have an EV charging car, electrical car, so you know how you put gas and it takes like five minutes?
Maybe 10 if there's other people there and you've got to wait.
For us, it could take like 30 minutes to an hour.
Yeah, that's great.
30 minutes to an hour because you have to wait for the charger to open.
That's the thing.
And then it could take 30 minutes once you're there to get like an 80% charge.
30 minutes to get 80%.
Mine's 18 minutes.
Yeah.
That's so long.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, that's good.
Do you charge one at zero or no?
Usually I'm around 7%.
Oh, okay.
Which is bad?
7%.
Which one do you go to that's 18 minutes?
I don't believe you.
No, the car, the, what is it called?
I don't know.
The car.
Yes, your car.
Ionic 5.
The Ionic 5, it's about 15 to 18 minutes to charge.
A full charge?
Just 80%.
Oh, just 80%.
Oh.
It's pretty quick.
Yeah, but what charger do you go to?
Because it's also dependent on the chargers you have.
You go to a supercharger?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Electrofire America.
Oh, tight.
There's different types of charges like that.
Yeah, but don't even worry.
Oh, my gosh.
Brother.
That's the hardest thing you have to learn.
It's a whole.
Okay, I'm sorry because we're supposed to move on.
You got to get all the adapters.
There's different ones.
You know, just like there's different show,
all of that, right?
Yeah.
Only imagine for every gas station you went to you had to order an app.
You had to get an app on your phone in order to attend to their things.
things, right? Even the, even the one that's like a little dinosaur, uh, gasoline. Yeah.
You know, like the, even the offshoot ones. Yeah. Yeah, that's how, that's our life. So all the
charters have the same port. No. No. No. So you have to find one that's your port. You have to have the
adapter necessary. Yeah. So Tesla's, they have their own, right? Yeah. But Mercedes just came out
with adapters to the Teslas. So I'm going to pick mine up today. And then I'm just
be with the Tesla's like, well, say something now. Because usually sometimes when Tesla's, when
theirs don't work. Yeah.
They go to like the Electrify America or the Evie Go ones.
And then you're just looking at them like, what are you doing here?
You have your own.
You literally have your own.
And the Tesla charges are like 50 wherever it's a lot.
It's pretty sweet.
Yeah.
For us it's like four.
Yep.
Oh, there's more Tesla ones than regular.
And then the worst part is when you go to like a station of charge and there's like no order.
Oh, for sure.
Order.
Honestly, there needs to be democracy.
What do you mean?
Tesla has etiquette.
No.
It's the Wawa West line.
Trust me.
No, let's say I pull up.
There's like four things that are taken, right?
You don't know where to pull up.
You kind of can guess, like, okay, there's a line of cars that are waiting.
But even sometimes, like, one of the malls that I go to, they've now designated parking spaces.
Yeah.
So you're supposed to park in number one and number two and number three to wait for the ones to finish.
Some people go into the mall while they're parked in number one.
So then if you're number two, why would I wait for that fool that's parked?
Yeah.
Then I'm just going to come.
And then some people just walk in or just drive in and then they think they can get on one.
And it's like, no.
Yeah.
There's people.
They leave it up to us as people and I'm surprised more fights have not happened.
That's what I was about to say too.
That seems like a fight waiting now.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
They have an order like the parking, but everyone was all over the place.
So you'd have to get out and be like, all right, I'm after like this person and even talk to some people.
Be like, are you next?
Yeah.
I've seen people like standing outside of their cars talking to each other while charging.
Yeah.
And they're probably talking about charging.
How long does your charge?
I'm surprised you're going to.
Oh, and don't let you pull up to a charger.
The charger is malfunctioning, bro.
After you waited that 30 minutes plus that other 15.
Somebody should let the cord hang so we knew.
Because then you call them, you call the fools.
You call the whatever.
Hey, I'm at this one number.
Can you please restart it?
Okay.
No, it looks like that one's faulted.
You're going to have to wait for another one.
So then I have to wait around in the back.
Or am I going to have to talk to someone, hey, this one is broken?
Is it cool if I go in front of you?
Yep.
But most likely that person's been waiting.
Yeah.
And they're, they're going to tell you know.
It's a lot.
Like, there's a lot you go through.
They should do it like a number system on the phone.
So it's like, all right, if you're at this, like, if you're going to this.
There should be, yeah.
Like if you're going to this station, you're number three.
But it's a wild wild west out there.
Yeah, where it gives you like a time.
Like, huh?
In 18 minutes you're up.
Yeah.
That'd be cool.
That's a smart idea.
Okay.
Honestly, I was thinking of getting like an electrical car, but just talk alone.
It's not that bad.
I'm like, who.
Once you figure it out.
Yeah.
It's just an adjustment at first.
You're like, oh, my God.
Yeah, it sounds like a lot.
Just think about it.
Like, think of you being $5 on gas and trying to figure out.
And you only have one mile.
Oh, that's actually like.
We've all had our dramas.
Like gas station has its own dramas.
Yeah.
Pulling up to the gas station and that one guy's like, hey, we're doing it.
So then.
Yeah.
You know.
Electric charging places don't have that.
All the Viacos manios.
Well, see, I go at night.
Worse.
Worse.
But in front of valley and I'm like, that's...
Remember, you're the one that said that you walked in,
and then there was a lady fighting with the other lady, and then...
Yeah, but it doesn't happen to me.
She got robbed.
Doesn't happen to me.
Okay.
So does the home charger, that's where you have an advantage of getting one of those?
Yeah.
But then it costs a lot to get one of those, right?
No.
It's pretty good to get it.
No, it's not that expensive.
It's not...
And you get, like, a rebate on your electric bill.
It's actually a really good option to do it.
And if you have solar panels, even better for you?
Can you connect them to your solar panels?
No, no.
No.
No.
No.
In general, your house electricity.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
It's the whole thing.
You guys are, like, convincing me, but not.
My dad wants me in the future.
I'm like, yes or no.
Well, you guys live with your parents, both of you.
Yeah.
So you would have to ask them, hey, can I put this up?
Like, in order to put the electrical charger things, they have to go and check your
house.
Yeah.
And then they have to see.
Yeah.
My dad was telling me, he's like, get a Tesla.
And I was like, I don't, I hear you guys the stories.
And I'm like,
To me,
the most important thing
is the reducing my carbon footprint.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh my God,
Victor,
you're so full of it.
That's what I care about the most.
So does...
So you,
y'all can keep not caring
about the earth's
and the earth's surface,
but we do.
fossil fuels over there.
All those emissions?
Why does Maximum's charge
in like 18?
They're emissions.
That's probably something that's
something cool
that comes with his
car.
Yeah.
It's a smaller car too.
Oh.
I'm going to ask Mercedes city.
Yeah.
That's a...
It can be a little 18 minutes.
Sitting in there for 30 minutes
charging is.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah, because charges are different.
Also, you know what?
That 30 minutes is going to stay there?
Also, if you need to prep for work, answer emails.
Respectfully, call your parents.
Not all chargers are both the same.
The actual chargers.
Yeah.
One is like, let's say you pull up to one in and it only gives six kilowatts, right?
That is good.
That you might as well be parked there two days.
Yeah.
You get the 50 one, which is the one we have here.
Oh, it could give me like 10, 10% maybe, right?
Yeah, we got a level up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The 100 to the 350?
whew, those are like
Oh, I got another question
But those are sought after
And those are the ones people fight over
Those are the time limit?
Those are the baddies of
Yeah
Of electric
Is there?
If you're fully charged
And you're still there
You get charged idle fields
Feets.
Oh wow
Was that my God
charged like $100?
No way
I went to the OC fair
And he's just there
And there's other people waiting
Oh, that's disrespectful
I parked it to charge it
While I was at the OC fair
And then I walked to the OC fair
Yeah
And then when I came back
And I was like
Like, okay, like, cool.
Like, I found this cool little hack where I'm like, my car's going to be fully charged.
Yeah.
Just had a great time at thosey fare.
And then I saw like, I got like $100 charge on my car.
I was like, oh my God, never again.
I'm happy you got $100.
You didn't want to bother with parking.
There was nobody around.
Yeah.
There was nobody around.
Yeah.
And I didn't want to pay parking.
Because.
Parking is like 20 bucks.
No, but there was none.
There was none.
There was none.
There was none.
Not even at the college.
You just have to do the math then.
It's like, all right.
I parked it here, 20 minutes.
No.
Your app tells you.
all those apps they make you get.
Yep.
That's pretty, uh.
Yeah.
So where I go is Target.
So just do it right along with one of us.
Yeah.
And like during that time,
you can really take that time to like just sit there and like think about.
Prep, right?
I sleep.
I sleep.
There's like a, it's a day to just like like some time in your day to just calm down.
But there could be the gas station in and out like in 10 seconds.
Yeah.
Yes.
I think my first,
that's my biggest culture shock.
Yeah.
That what this doesn't just take five minutes.
Like I can't just be in and out.
I feel like it will one day.
And then it became its own.
little culture of like, no, you just sit here and you chill and you're an open duck if someone
wants to rob you.
Yeah.
Also, Electrify America gives you two free years of charge.
For you.
I got one.
For you?
For you?
Yeah.
No way.
Angie's been with me on.
I have.
Yeah.
So I've seen the drama of like you're waiting there.
I've seen people get mad because they got into their spot.
And then you've also seen me pull up one time and then we got it really hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was cool.
That was cool.
It's cool.
Or when you find the one that nobody knows about?
Yeah.
Don't.
I know.
Don't.
Don't.
That's why.
I know the low-key ones.
You have to just like.
Yeah.
Keep it on the low.
That's you and my,
it's my little baby.
So do you guys see eventually like there's going to be gas stations for electric cars?
So some gas stations do.
I think so.
I think it's,
I think it might be Chevron.
I think Chevron has a couple.
Not all of them.
Yeah.
There are some Chevron that have.
That's pretty cool.
And then I think that California is, I guess, set up to have the most.
Yep.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, because right now I feel like there's only limited.
If anywhere is the place for electric vehicle, like I wonder how people in Milwaukee feel about electric vehicle.
I know.
Yeah.
I have a homie in Texas who's working on that like gas station concept, but for Tesla Chargers.
Oh, like a whole little, you know, just like, you know, yeah, 7-11 or whatever it is.
But for electric cars.
Vegas has one kind of like that.
Yeah, like gas station.
Ooh.
They're in the future.
Do you have any other questions about electric vehicle charging?
No.
I can call my homie Hsuie from Mercedes Van Nuys, and he can tell you.
Because then also now when you get them at your car, there's so much stuff that they give you.
It's amazing.
Like what?
Like what?
Like no, like the year off?
You get rebates?
Yeah, you get a rebates.
See, when you guys started talking like that, I'm like, okay, I'm late.
I'm late at a tax rebate.
I would have been convinced if you told me.
You get a little keychain?
Yeah, a lanyard.
I would have been sold.
Tax rebate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you get a lanyard?
All right.
All right.
You got that?
See?
Oh, you got that?
Yeah, she got that.
Thank you.
She got to choose it.
All right.
Anybody else would like to say anything?
Any questions?
I know.
Convinced me, guys.
The environment.
Yeah, environment.
The world.
Think about it.
The birds.
You know?
Go like this.
Wow.
Isn't that nice?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Gregory.
Yes.
Shoutouts.
We got shoutouts.
Anthony wants to give his fiancee Leslie a shout out.
Let's like.
He says, can't wait for tonight, baby.
Oh.
It's date night.
Be ready by 7 Pete.
Let's go date night.
7 p.m. Friday.
Who plans date night?
Girls or guys in like your relationships?
Me.
You plan a date night?
Yeah.
She never planned one before?
No.
How do you plan a day night?
Is it like?
Yeah.
No, that's a nice thing.
It's cute.
Wait, how do I plan it?
Yeah.
I just like pick a restaurant and then like a time and then you just go at the same time.
Yeah.
Is date night the same as going to eat?
I don't know.
It's a date.
No.
It's like if it's pre-plan,
That's a date?
It's like, oh, let's go get something.
Okay, let's go get something.
So she's never done that.
I don't feel like that.
I feel like that's going to eat.
Yeah.
But that's not bad.
That's not bad.
And I do like that you take charge of that.
Yeah.
Oh, no, she should be taking you, bro.
Yeah, she should pick you up.
Oh, my God.
Her hand should be on your thigh one driving.
This is a real question.
Like, how do you plan date night?
Like, you clearly, you at least plan it in the beginning stages.
Yeah.
No, I just tell them, like, all right, let's do this, this at this time.
And then I flake on them.
You click on them?
An hour before.
No, you don't.
Because they say, like, the key to, like, the happy, long-lasting relationships is, like, you guys are still dating each other.
You still go out on date nights.
And then when kids come into it, especially, because a lot of, like, if we were to say, hey, let's go eat, the boys are coming.
So is it a date night?
Right.
Or is it going to eat?
Probably going to eat.
I would think day night, at least for parents, it's, like, just you two.
Yeah, without the kids.
Yeah, I think it's you too, and then when you get ready.
It's like, hey, get ready.
We're going to go somewhere next.
I think that's day night because going to eat is just going to eat.
So, like, dressing up.
No way.
Well, you're single, bro.
That's...
Yeah.
This is a 10 plus year...
Relationship.
Oh, over here.
This is grown man talk, bro.
That's a date.
Vic, have you hit your year yet?
Yeah, huh?
Almost.
Really?
When?
I've known her for a year now.
Love it, love it, love it.
Wow.
Victor.
When's gonna be...
When will it be a year?
In June.
At what time?
Summertime, he was like...
At what time?
He probably does know.
No, no.
He does that.
After dodging it.
Oh, around 10-22?
Or maybe, like, let's say we get tickets to a concert.
Yeah, that's a date.
And that's your plus one.
That's a date.
That's a date.
100% that's a date.
Dinner is a date.
You cannot say that is not a date.
You have to eat, bro, regardless of it.
You have to eat the whole day.
You're going to eat.
Dinner is a date if you're like, hey, baby, we get ready.
I'm going to take you to your favorite restaurant.
Or, hey, we'll get ready.
Let's go to the restaurant that we had our first date in.
Just in general, going on the,
anywhere as a date for dinner.
No, it could also be eating.
So are you on dates with us
when we go to eat lunch?
No.
No.
See, exactly.
Hey,
is that what you posted that photo?
Hey,
hold on.
Oh,
now you have to explain that.
Are you on a day with him
when you guys played
loving basketball last night?
They went on a date of 42.
I'm like, hey,
you want to grab some pizza?
He's like, cool, let's do it.
I go on his Instagram
and he posted that photo
with the food in my arm.
I didn't realize his arm was like,
hey, bro.
I didn't realize his arm's like,
he's like,
he responds to the story.
He's like,
Hey,
And I'm like, what?
He's like, my arms in the picture.
I'm like, why are you going to say it like that now?
Soft launch.
That's a soft launch.
And it's okay if you guys are on you right there.
No.
No.
I'm taking, Greg.
Maybe Greg was hard lunch.
Yeah.
I was like, what do you talk?
Go with Jose next time.
I didn't realize I had it.
Jose's army.
I didn't buy your food.
I didn't buy your food.
Jose is going to eat a date?
It's a.
If you plan it.
So if it's planned and I think if you plan it like.
Like if you have reservations.
Yeah.
What about going for a drink?
Or if you like plan the whole day, right?
And eating is part of it.
It doesn't have to be like a nice restaurant.
But I plan this day.
We're going to, let's go to the Dodger game or let's go watch this movie.
And then you end up eating.
It ends up being like a date.
That's a date.
Yeah.
Going on dinner is the same thing as going to have a drink.
Like, oh, let's go have a drink.
That's still a date.
That can be a date.
I don't know, but that sounds to be like, let's grab a date.
Don't you say that.
I mean.
Let's have a drink.
That's like what you tell your homies, no?
You tell a date?
You tell it to anybody.
So you're everybody's girl.
So you're your homie's date?
I know.
It would just help you as a single one to listen to us, the taken ones.
Actually, you know what?
A big part of valid point.
So every time you go to Ojos Locos with your boys, that's a date.
Yeah.
Screw it.
It's a date with my homies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
That's what you're saying.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was just asking, and shout out to the couple having a date.
Yeah
It's a really nice thing
That's sweet
Oh yeah
We went to all those locals before
Was that considered a date?
According to a concert
Oh yeah we're going to a concert too
According to you
Because you said
Eating's a date
You said that
It's a date but you're not dating
till the second date
Yeah
Or putting out
Oh okay
Greg
Not Greg
Maximal
You have to find the time
Like because the babies
For sure
And very active.
They have schedules, like, all of that.
100%.
So if there's a date, is it you planning it or is it Daniela planning?
Usually it's me.
Like, where I figure something to do and then we end up going to eat and turns into a little date.
That's nice.
Yeah.
That is cute.
And it's you, Vic.
You're like, hey, you want to eat?
Yeah, it's me.
I don't even know if she wouldn't know how to plan a date.
But it's okay.
I love her anyway.
Tell her, do you want a ramo?
But she cooks for you, right?
Like she's cooked for you?
I love it.
It's okay.
You can't go from point A to point B.
No, she's cute.
She cooks for you.
Yeah.
She makes your breakfast.
Where she made you this morning?
Nothing.
Fresh point?
It was nothing.
Just cookies?
No, nothing at all?
Yeah.
Are you hurt?
No, it was just like, we just got a plate.
So it's fine.
I just, you know, she knows to not let it happen again.
Happening in.
He's so dumb.
Oh, man.
We got more.
Shout-outs.
Elisa wants to give a shout-out to her kiddos, Ari and Ro.
They listen every single morning.
Hi, Ari.
Hi, Ari.
Ro.
Wendy wants to give a shout-out to her baby girl, Emma.
She says, go Dodgers.
The baby girl.
Emma.
Abigail wants to shout out her boyfriend and partner in crime, David.
Dave.
Christina wants to give a shout-out to Brown Bag.
And she said, I love you guys so much.
I love you, Christina, so much.
And then birthday shout-outs.
UC wants to give a birthday shout-out to her son,
Mateo Javier.
He's turning seven today.
Come on.
Big seven, Mateo.
Come on.
Happy birthday, bro.
Jenny wants to send a birthday shout out to her nephew, Isaac, who turned six today.
Six years old?
Come on, big six, six, six.
Six, six, six.
And then Willie wants to give a birthday.
It's like Drake.
Yeah.
Willie wants to give a birthday shout out to her daughter, Sophia.
She's turned nine today.
She said, happy birthday princess.
Aw, Sophia, you have a great day.
Princess Sophia.
So Sophia, Isaac, and Matteo.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumblaños.
A team.
scrolling with the homie
A homie
Gregory
Gregory
There are some people
that need to get their license
taken away from them
because of how bad they drive
Feds is changing
Why are you?
She thinks you're talking about her
Oh, okay, all right
There's a girl going viral
At TikTok right now
Because her decision
On what to do
When a cop is doing a traffic break
What's a traffic break
Angie?
I was going to ask you
Do you know what a traffic break is?
Well, I saw the videos
So now I do.
Oh, I think I know.
What do you think it is?
It's when it goes reing.
When a cop is swerving left.
He's on the freeway, yeah.
It goes from one side to the other.
To right.
Oh, and there goes right in the way?
Not really goes right in.
It looks like they're swangin.
He's working.
Because usually, so I told you guys this before.
I call the cops when I see something on the freeway.
Yeah.
Or like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She helped.
Like a fridge on the, on one of the lanes.
Oh.
Hey, I'm going to call the cops and be like, hey, there's a fridge on one of these lanes.
Yeah.
And so then they have to.
come in from like a couple of exits before.
They do it a couple miles before.
Because you tell them where you saw it and then they'll do that so that then they can
pick up the fridge, you know how the fridges just fit in on a cop car.
It just like disappears.
All right, it wasn't a fridge.
It was something like something like a microwave.
I see debris on the road.
Yeah.
I'm that person.
When a cop is doing that on the freeway, you're supposed to stay 300 feet behind the cop.
Yeah.
What's 300 feet?
Well, you're supposed to park?
Like, oh, I can tell you.
Because 100 feet is two houses.
Mm-hmm.
So six houses.
Oh, whoa, that's really far
Well, yeah, because you don't know why you're right next to him being on my Tiche
And he could be...
I want to see it.
I want to see what's happening.
When is he picking up?
Because I'm trying to be the first one that takes off once he turns like that.
You can still.
You can still.
Because sometimes they stop traffic all the way.
Like it's not even like a flowing traffic.
Sometimes it flows.
Sometimes it doesn't.
Yeah, he'll park his car and stop everybody.
But this girl's going viral because she did the complete opposite.
She just kept going and passed the cop.
Listen to this.
Are we racing?
Like, are we racing?
Like, not dare.
What's happening?
Literally, she kept driving.
It's not like she stopped right then.
She kept driving and driving.
But she was driving like probably creeper.
I didn't, like, Bradman Morning's 106 on Instagram.
Yes.
She was probably driving like creepers still.
Like, what do we do?
Yeah.
There was a van in the middle of the road that was stopped.
And they were trying to get it out of the middle of the road.
And that's why she's like, why is there a tow truck?
Why is there a van?
Like, what's going on?
She's not acting.
She's like really.
No, she's serious.
Yeah.
And that cop pulled her over.
She started swinging with the car.
cop.
My swirmer in that corner, whoa.
Yeah, that's not that.
But what got me was her saying, like, is he trying to race me?
Race me?
Some people do not deserve their license.
To her credit, I don't think they ever taught us what to do there.
No, they don't.
I don't think it was in the book.
It wasn't in the permit.
It's not of the questions.
No, it wasn't.
So we all just learned by seeing other people figure it out.
Like everybody showed out.
Like an announcement of like, hey, if you see a car, do this, this is what you do.
That was never, they taught us red light, green light, yellow light, stop sign.
Parallel park.
Parallel park.
Still don't know.
If, if, I'm thinking about that right now.
Is it in the, is it in the, I don't know.
If you pull up to a stop sign at the same time as another car, what do you do there?
They've taught us that.
That's the one that I got wrong.
It's the one on the left.
It's the one on the right.
Wait.
I thought it was whoever got there first.
No.
Other than this.
Same time.
Oh, yeah.
The arm up and the arm down.
Yeah, but I don't think they tell you.
tell you what to do with that.
You can't do that.
No, the arm thing?
I don't think it's part of the test anymore.
Yeah, it is the driving test?
Is it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
For the permit.
Should your things fall?
Should your lights not work?
Yeah.
Or if you're a bike.
Oh, the biking one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, but yes, I don't think they teach us what to do there.
Unless maybe the people that take those classes and we didn't take the classes.
True, true.
Our dad taught us.
Or we took the car.
We learned in a parking lot.
What's that test called again?
driver's test
driver's test.
Oh my gosh.
I don't think it's in a driver's test at all.
It's been that long.
No.
No.
No.
When the cops start swanging.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I know.
Like,
what do you do?
Wait,
that's a crime.
Never mind.
Wow,
it is not in your driver's test.
I told you.
See,
so you can't blame mom.
That is,
you just learned like that after that she knows.
Yeah,
now you know.
You just learn by watching everybody else do it.
That means technically we don't have to stop.
No,
that does not mean.
Actually,
how many laws do we not know?
No,
What law did she break?
I don't know.
She probably didn't break one.
She probably didn't.
But it was like,
it's more like safety.
Yeah, like,
hey, what you doing?
He didn't pull her.
He just said,
Hey,
yeah, exactly.
Do you want to get killed right now?
There's a murder suspect in the van.
That's true.
That is true.
What law would you break?
There's probably law.
None of us are lawyers.
There's hell of laws,
penal code,
all of that.
Huh.
Yeah.
Well,
I hate when they use that megaphone thing.
Because once I was at a red light
and then they're like,
get off your phone.
And I'm like,
I'm not.
driving, bro.
It's red.
It's a red light.
I'm not driving, technically.
No, you can still get one.
As long as your car is on.
It's considered driving.
You're not supposed to follow too.
You can't snip this penal code.
For what?
That's your friend.
That was interesting,
thanks for that.
Thanks for thinking of my penal code
while we were talking about the law.
I guess I lay down the law.
With your penal code?
Don't touch each other.
It just said.
They touch each other.
Just sit their hands.
No, you guys.
Go and now you guys were laughing with each other.
Y'all did a slow fist.
We didn't bump cups or nothing, you know?
Might as well.
Well, thank you for that, Greg.
And no, just, A, by the way, if you're on the freeway,
sometimes this police do this cool thing.
And just look at it.
It always looks cool.
You're always like, ooh, what do you do?
Yeah.
Sometimes you have attitude.
Slow down.
Well, yeah, because you should be slowing down.
But, like, they'll go down and they'll pick up a chain or something.
or like something from the ground.
I'm like, oh, thank you, officer.
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Maximum, we have Simp of the Week on the way.
We have held a nominee, right?
Everyone was a nominee this week.
Oh, that means there's four nominees for Simple the Week.
Find out if it was Simple of the Week.
Find out if it was Simple of the Week.
Simp or Pimp?
There's simps all week.
Every day.
They're doing simpy stuff.
Just a simp a day.
What, simpy stuff?
I'll tell you.
All of it.
Who will win?
The simp of the week.
Somebody.
Please stay here.
Please, please, for my children.
Yeah, please.
Don't leave us.
If you leave, children don't need.
Season opening.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about that.
Coming up at 8.30, we're going to recap the Dodger game,
the only game that mattered yesterday.
Yep.
All the real stuff that happened,
all the low riders I were in.
in there and the ice cubes.
Oh, that was so tight.
We're going to talk about that coming up later.
I also want to big my little ones, Jorge and Luisito.
They did their run, their Apex Leadership Fun Run.
Nice.
And they ran 36 laps.
I love it.
That's a lot.
Yes, they did.
They cut you up.
How much was that, Vic?
Okay, because listen, because listen.
You should have just been a flat donation, dog.
I didn't know how I could do that.
Me neither.
Me neither.
Me neither.
I did.
I hope.
See, you knew.
I felt like if I was doing that, I wasn't believing in them.
I was like, I know they could get to $30.
No, I over believed in them.
I was like, if they get 100 laps, I'm screwed, you're getting a flat rate.
Yeah, so here's where they get you, and I hope you're listening, parents and everybody else.
So you could say, like, I'll do, for every lap they do, I'll donate $2.
Hell no.
For every lap they do.
But then, Jorge will mess around and run 100.
I believe it.
Because let me tell you, these laps, and I know that company.
he knows that.
These laps are like just a...
They're a baby lab.
Oh, I should know.
Bro, it's a flip round.
How much did you put a lap, bro?
Did you do $2 or $1?
Three.
Do the math.
Three times 36 times two.
I know.
Because it's for Jorge and Luis.
Yeah.
Congrats to the boys.
Or you could have just done, like, I'll do $20 towards them.
Oh, thanks.
I'm going to be nice to you.
I'm sorry.
Let me give you a hug.
So listen, so when I saw that, right?
And I put my flat rate.
Victor!
Yeah.
You put your flat rate.
I'm like over there like damn.
All right.
Mind you she mentioned like like oh you guys donate.
Come on.
Yeah.
She said it.
It's for your nephews.
Right?
You know?
So I'm like I'm all on board.
So then I'm like doing the, you know, the math and everything.
And it's like, okay, your card will be charged this much or this much.
And then I'm sitting there like, I mean, letty has done a lot for me.
He mentioned this yesterday.
And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, this will be wrong.
Like God is watching.
God is watching.
You're probably going to get a notification of like what I do.
And I'm like, all right, you know, just.
You know, I had to sign up for an app.
So there's that one.
And then there's the other page that's a flat rate.
Yeah, see that one.
But not, I didn't care because I wanted to fully support and spend all the money.
Not like my colleague Maximo over here.
Listen, when I saw the flat rate, I clicked the flat rate and then I put my amount and then when they said,
What's your amount?
Times two, 20 bucks.
So that's nice.
Yeah, each.
Very nice to you.
They're trying to win this motorcycle on there.
Their parents could buy.
Yeah, that's what I was like.
Oh, my God.
You're right about that.
I was like, because they have to get $50 a lap in order to get that motorcycle.
So then I'm like $50 a lap and you guys ran 36.
How much bread would that place get?
And I'm getting, and then you guys get a little motorcycle that's $150.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It does the math up.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
It's a pyramid scheme.
I was like,
your parents are rich, bro.
You don't need my donation.
They kept saying that.
They kept saying that yesterday.
No, Greg kept saying that.
You're right.
And Vic was all like, I donated enough for all of us.
You guys had this conversation, these little butts.
We shouted out Jorge Luisito yesterday.
But you are right.
They don't need it.
But it's more of the fundraising part.
For sure.
Yeah.
It's more of the how much can I get?
We've all had that as like little kids in school.
Yeah, we sold chocolates.
Yeah, selling the chocolates.
We had to sell gift wrap at my school.
like or popcorn.
Or the little book
with coupons.
So all of that is not necessarily
because it doesn't go to the kids.
No.
Yeah.
That don't go to the kids.
You're right.
It goes to the school.
Oh, man.
And they're not the rich ones, remember?
I was just being a hater
because he has a Rolex.
When I saw Horito have running glasses,
I was like, oh, no.
You know he was going to run it up.
He's a runner.
I showed Angie a video like,
Horhito's just having a job.
He's just there with us home.
He's there for a good time.
Jorgeito, eyes on the price.
That dude was focused
I liked that for them
They trained
Yeah
So it's like okay
There's something for them
Yeah
Oh they saw their dad do the marathon
So to them that was that
Yeah cute
So if you if anyone hits you up
One of these things
And you could do $2 a lap
Or just know the laps are very easy
To do laps like
Yeah apparently
And just know it adds up
Yeah
Do the flat rate
Do the flat rate
Do the flat rate
Do the flat rate
Yeah
A flat for
But shout to them
Because they did it
memory for school.
I never had that.
Yeah.
So when I see that, I was like, oh, okay, this whole school goes out.
Everybody's happy.
You give them high five as they're running.
And then I saw that all the little girls were looking at my labuboes.
So I stuck my little laboo out.
And I was like, hit the lobo for good luck.
And then everyone was kind of coming to me, like to hit the labo boo boo.
So now that's a lot of bacteria.
Wow.
Why do you?
Aye.
It gave the little kid's joy.
Yeah.
Like, oh, look, I'm going to go.
High five.
They rubbed their nose on.
Yeah, their nose with their hand and put their muckles all over.
Your laboobo.
Now it's a lafou.
Okay, well, I like kids.
Now it's a la mocco.
I'm going to give it to you.
$2,000.
He basically paid for a lububu right there.
Come by two lububes.
I thought that was really cute.
That's awesome.
They could hit through a little punks.
All right, well, shout out to them.
No, shout out all the kids that ran.
And shout out Orhito and Luisito.
I know that's fun.
And I'm sure you being there and being able to see the joy they had is amazing.
Yeah, it was really cool to be there.
Are they getting the motorcycle?
They're not getting the motorcycle.
Again, it would have to have been $50 per lap.
That's my stuff.
Wait, you should have done that.
I know, Victor.
So, Angie, put $50 times 36.
Oh.
Over three bands.
Yeah, that's how much.
$1,800.
That's how much they would have had to raise.
Times two?
Because there's two of them.
Yeah, $3,600.
That's a lot.
Because guess what?
I can't just have one motorcycle in my house.
Yeah, they got to be two.
You'll buy a real motorcycle.
Yeah.
For that price.
You know how we're down Wayfair?
$180.
Oh, wow.
After bait.
So see, do you what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
But it's the, the, the,
principal.
The winning, like the, all of that.
The principal.
Because we go to these places where we play games and then the tickets and it's like,
oh, with 100 tickets, you could buy a little jumpy ball.
Like, it's less about the actual price of it and more about winning it.
Yeah, he's the one taking home on the money.
That part.
Yeah.
The principal.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Hey, the principal does have a really nice watch.
Yeah?
Yeah.
All right.
A nice car, too.
Tell him he's welcome.
Specifically from you.
Okay.
With some of the week.
These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week.
Simps, Simps, Simps of the week.
First nominee is quarterback Jaden Daniels,
who was at on a day.
with Juju Watkins and you know shout out to Juju Watkins she recently got her
this week so sending you positive lives.
Literally like two days later she got her next day.
I'm not blaming Jaden Daniel's mom.
The way that her knee looked.
Oh, yeah, terrible.
But yeah, so she was on what seemed like a date with Juju Watkins and when the camera
first panned on them.
They were having a good time.
Amazing time laughing.
Laughing.
She and Kiki.
Second time camera panned into them.
Jaden Daniel's mom sat right in the middle.
With the most serious face.
Like watch the game kids.
And even their facial expressions showed that she kind of was like,
this ain't happening.
Wow.
So that was our first nominee.
That's crazy.
Our second nominee is Georgina Rodriguez, who is Cristiano Ronaldo's partner.
Yes.
Or wife, however you want to call it.
They've been together for a long time.
Very long time.
They have kids.
You know, they have beautiful home.
She actually has a TV where she talked about.
I'm glad she has a TV show.
Yeah, so good.
You would hope in her beautiful long as she has a TV.
At least one.
Yeah, I like that for a TV show.
And on a TV show, she was talking about how the joke about marriage always comes up.
Listen.
With the bromita of the boda and the boda,
in what moment Jennifer Lopez got that song,
that, and that, that don't me have been cast.
And, well, it's that it's something that doesn't depend on me.
I say, I know, when I say, when there,
the click
how
it's a
lot of
what I'm
referring
that could
be a year
like it's
a year
how it's
a month
so what
she said is
that when Jennifer
Lopez
dropped this song
that only Angie
heard
and the
yeah everyone
did
and her friends
and her family
and Jennifer Lopez
friends
her too
I never heard
that song
they've been together
since
2016
hostel
nine years
and she said
everyone
asked me
where is it
where is the rain
And then he says, look, I told her when we feel the click, and it could be in a week, it could be in a month, it could be in a year.
Yeah, that's what.
And she knows what I'm talking about.
Because he also says that the click has happened to them in different times.
So that wasn't the marriage thing.
It wasn't the marriage thing.
Because he's like, when the click happens and it's happened in our life, she knows what I'm talking about.
So other things.
Like a special moment.
Maybe a click to sign to a team or a click to buy a house or a click to have a baby.
Exactly, like special moments.
It's the click.
I would just put a bunch of clickers around the house.
Click, click, click, click.
Start talking to click, click, click, click.
Watch the movie click.
Yeah, everything click.
But I guess the click hasn't happened because the wedding hasn't happened.
But it's just really funny that she's saying this.
I know it's so sad, but she lives a lavish life.
How can you not be sure about someone?
They have how many kids?
I believe two.
And he's still not sure.
But they have a daughter and twins.
Unsure.
He's still gathering information.
I believe that they have three.
He, however, has three more children.
Somebody else.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like he's proved that he loves her.
This boy is crazy.
He has other kids.
Okay, hold on, hold on, Ronaldo.
Ronaldo's first daughter,
and Ronaldo's first daughter with her was born in November 2017.
Ronaldo also has more children, a son born in June 2010,
and twins born in June 2017.
Yeah.
So that's the same year that she gave birth to her first kid with him.
So he cheated on her?
He had twins.
He was probably in this prime.
Don't say that.
So he cheated on her.
We don't know that.
Maybe he had.
It's not Matthew right now.
Like they were in the same year.
He had twins June 2017.
Then she had their kid November 2017.
Yeah.
Or maybe he was in another relationship and she was the.
Oh.
But they were together since 2016.
He was a single.
He was a single.
He was a pregnant.
The Olympic score is he not?
Yes, he is.
Why are we surprised?
That's a hat trick he did.
That's a hat trick.
He has a strong leg.
Yeah.
Three in a year.
Boom.
He had a hat trick.
No hat trick.
Actually.
Look what I do.
No hat.
But yes.
So the wedding is yet to come.
That he's never cheated.
There has been a lot of rumors that he has, but he's always said no, completely false.
The girl was probably pregnant in 2016 and then had the kid.
in 2017 and then
Or he could have just
you know
been with somebody else
and ended up with her
Let's see it
All right
So then she got pregnant
To have a June 2017
Baby
June 17
Alright six months
So then say
September
He hooks up
He hooks up with the girl
So the other girl
To the other girl
Because with that other girl
He also has another kid
So the other girl
Was his first
Yeah
And September
June they could have
broken up
And then he started
Talking to the other girl
And you got her pregnant
When
From yeah
See, it's possible.
Have you guys seen this show?
I mean, it happened.
No, I haven't.
She is so lavish.
She don't care about that.
Yeah, I don't think he's like always sure about her.
You can't think, oh, he has money so she just has no feelings.
No, she probably had the feelings of 2017, 2018.
By 2019, that's when they started dating.
2016.
Oh, that's when they clicked.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Click, click, click, click, click, click.
Click, click, click around town.
Our next nominee is Celial, that's when I need to look into it.
Is Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco's relationship.
What?
Wait, you want to go back?
You want to go back to?
She's still researching.
Yeah.
All right.
Talk to us.
This is weird because it says she's only, the mother of the other two which are twins were a surrogate.
What?
So he, he had kids without a partner?
Well, her.
With her?
No, because it was a surrogate.
Hold on.
I don't know.
People are just.
Oh, here's one.
Wait.
A father's heartache.
Cristiano Ronaldo's non-traditional.
Family Dynamic explained.
All right, all right.
Here we go.
Explain it for us, please.
Oh, no, that's a long one.
Oh, no.
Well, I don't know.
They might.
They might.
Our next nominee.
Selena Gomez and Beni Blanco's relationship.
They've been on a press run on I said I love you first.
And during this press run, they've been very simp.
And Benny Blanco, they were talking about, like, what he sees in her and why it's working.
Listen.
When Benny looks at me, I don't think he's.
sees anything but who I am and that's very rare to find but when you do know it feels right
all right so they've just been on this crazy press run talking about their love for each other and they
also was talking they were talking about how she didn't want him to take out his unibrow supposedly oh he
cut it though he cut his unibrow and it was because she said that her makeup artist kept pressing him like hey
you should take it off, you should take it off.
Good.
And according to what I'm going to play right now,
she didn't really want him to take it off.
Listen.
My dilemma was I wanted it to still kind of look like him.
I didn't.
This was not my idea.
Supposedly it wasn't her idea for him to take off the uni, bro.
Yeah, I never booked her.
And she missed it.
I don't believe her.
I don't believe her.
I think she did like a mission where she was like,
no.
I really think she did.
She liked it like that.
She's so weird.
He kept his unibrow hair.
Tampocco, Tampoc.
She was telling her...
Yeah, in her $2 billion home.
She's rich.
But feelings don't care.
Don't matter.
What were you saying earlier?
Feelings don't matter when you're...
Oh, yeah, that's right.
She liked the unibroa?
Makes sense.
Yeah.
Our next nominee.
By the way, yes, they had a baby via surrogate, Ronaldo.
So does that count as hers?
Yeah, it says...
Christiano Ronaldo welcomed twins,
Ivan Mateo via Sergant,
and also welcomed Alana Martina with Georgina
with Georgina Rodriguez later that year.
So, but why did they make it something like...
Two non-traditional and one classic.
Right?
Unless.
It's like my wing order.
I want that a little spicy.
The lemon pepper make it dry.
Our next nominee is our very own roast crans vick.
What?
Who admitted to us that he wears short shorts because his girl told him that she wanted him to wear shorts.
She said I should stop wearing Cholo shorts.
What shorts were you wearing that?
She said they were Cholo shorts.
But like which ones?
Like how long were they?
Were you wearing Jordan brand?
The one that go?
No.
Oh, the ones that go past your name?
Like some long pro club cargoes?
I just wear them around the house.
She's like, you need some new shorts.
So then you immediately, you ran.
So we went to Fabletics.
Shout out to Becky G.
Who's the signage.
They get you right there.
I passed by it almost one name because of that.
Because of Becky Chub.
They had like two options of shorts.
They were like, they're all athletic, you know?
And then they were like seven inches or inches
Or five inches.
And I was like, oh, yeah, the seven inches is cool.
And she's like, no, five.
And then I got the five.
And I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like I'm naked.
Yeah, because you don't know.
Like, and you're not used to it.
At all, at all.
And I have so much leg hair, bro.
There's a soft squash with shorts on.
When you wear them, is she like, yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She loves it.
She's like, look, they don't even look bad.
They look good.
And I'm just like, bro, I'm like, I'm not.
I'm not supposed to show anybody else this part of me
I don't want to reveal myself to the world
The world now knows
What my teeth are his legs
What my thigh's like
His thigh gap, really
The thigh cap is crazy
How many showing off my moose knuckle
How many pairs you buy?
Huh, three
You bought three pairs?
Yeah, three pairs
Welcome to the gang
Where are you going to wear them
To the gym
And to a sport
event?
No.
Oh, maybe that's her way of getting you to work out?
No, no, no, no.
Because I told I was.
Like, maybe that's what it was.
Well, yeah.
It has to feel like it came from you.
Oh, yeah.
That's what it works.
Yeah.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
That's a simple of the weekend.
Hold on.
That's the photo you guys put up yesterday.
Yes.
Yeah.
That was me in the dressing room.
I feel like those are even that short.
And then she wanted me to get the lightest color ones possible, too.
I was like, oh, yeah, I like these black ones.
I got a stripe right here.
She's like, no, white.
And I'm like, that's gray.
and she's like, that's good enough.
Why?
I don't know.
She wants the pastel colors.
He's in love, dude.
You're in love.
That's cute.
Yeah.
As long as she's happy?
Yeah.
I love it.
Exactly.
Have you ever, like Daniel, be like, babe, can you wear something else?
Can you put this on?
Can you stop wearing that?
Yeah, she says something like that, but I still wear it.
Like what?
What was it?
She just didn't like certain, like, like, hoodies or something?
I wear like baggy your pants.
She's like,
mm,
be like,
you don't know about style.
No,
you did not.
For sure.
And then sometimes I ask her
like what shoes you like better
and I always go with the opposite.
That's smart.
That's smart.
That's really smart.
She hasn't caught on?
I do that with hats.
That's really smart to do.
Greg.
What about you?
I've told a girl like,
you know,
when your mom is like,
Greg,
get back inside, Greg.
Get back inside, Greg.
And do not come out.
Unless your nigs are covered.
My dad's the one that's judgy.
Because I bought these sick, flared leather pants.
And he's like, what are you wearing, bro?
Like, go back inside.
And I'm like, dude, you don't even know style, dad.
Get out of here, bro.
It's because I was wearing it with, like, a tank top on, too.
And I felt like future.
Tank top and leather.
I felt like future.
The glittery ones.
He felt like Selena.
Hey.
Is it the dance?
I got my bitty-bibon-bon-bon.
Everybody loved them.
All right.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sid.
Before we get into Homey Helpline, I have a special happy birthday to give.
Okay, so our home girl, Andrea, she hit us up in the DM and she was telling me about her awesome son, Griffin.
Griffin is turning 12 today, you guys.
Hey, Griffin!
I hope that you have a great day.
Your mom tells me how sweet and awesome you are.
How much you like the Homey Helpline.
How much you're always trying to win these concert tickets and Disney tickets?
I just want you to know, Griffin, if you win the concert tickets, you probably can't go.
your mom's just like, I don't know what she's doing.
No, that's true.
Just made you do the work, Griffin.
But I get it.
Just being able to be in the car with her on your way to school.
And then I hope you have a great day after that.
Griffin, you have an amazing birthday.
12 is a great year.
12, big 12, man.
One two, one, two.
Let's go.
Check one, two, one, two.
Very excited for you, Griffin.
And thank you, thank you so much for listening with your mama.
You and Andrea.
I hope you guys have a beautiful day, Greg.
Call in for the homie help line.
Help us all, Griffin.
Yeah, me too.
Griffin probably has the answers too
All right.
Speaking of, let's get it.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Robert.
Needs our help.
Robert.
Robert sent us a DM and said.
Robbie.
Hey, brown bag.
My name is Robert.
Rob.
And I think my parents need your guys help.
He said, I love my parents.
I really do.
But they have a spending problem.
Oh.
He said at first I was cool with it because my parents are just living life.
But when I tell you every day at our house, there is either an Amazon or Macy's box delivered.
It's getting out of hand at this point.
Okay.
I'm not going to say.
Amazon's like I get it.
You want to shop it?
Rich.
He said, for example, I leave to work early around 4 a.m.
And there are already packages outside the door.
He said the other day
I got home and our driveway has this
huge package taking up parking spots
my parents keep ordering stuff
that they don't need and low key
they might be hoarders
What are the signs of hoarding?
Not throwing anything away
finding use for everything
It's like oh this is old but I could use this
However we can use this for that
You never know when this is going to come in handy
Does that?
No.
This is like bad.
I feel like I'm the opposite of hoarding.
You throw everything to the trash?
Yeah.
For the most part.
Except clothes.
I hoard clothes.
Okay.
So he said, but the issue I'm having is,
when I buy myself something,
like new shoes or new clothes,
they always talk smack that I'm spending too much money.
He said, I wonder where I get it from.
And they're blaming me saying that I always leave my stuff everywhere and I leave a mess.
Brown bag.
All the stuff is theirs from all the stuff they order.
He said, how do I tell these fools to stop ordering stuff we don't need?
And they need some retail rehab.
Help me all brown bag.
Retail rehab is crazy.
It's pretty cool.
I would like to know what they hoard and how they do it.
What they have.
There's different levels of like hoarding.
There's some hoards in this house.
There's some hoards in this house.
Because there's people that like hoard specific things, but there's people that hoard everything.
Yeah. Have you seen those cars where it's like filled with like newspaper or something like that?
Yeah.
Trash.
Oh, that's so gross.
That's a lot of them.
That's a lot of them.
I DMed Robert and he said that they have five airfriars for no reason.
What?
For no reason.
Well, maybe for a different room.
Or maybe they're resellers.
You only need one.
Or they throw a lot of parties.
Mm-hmm.
You never know when you're going to need another one.
Let me see.
Let me ask again.
Oh, Robert said that his dad has him in the house and just doesn't use them.
Okay.
So they're still in the box?
So he still lives with his parents, though, right?
That's what it sounds like.
Can you ask him how old he is?
He's older.
He's older.
Yeah, he's 26.
There's also that like, hey, this is my house, my rules type of thing.
Of course.
I think they're also hoarding children at their house.
Yeah.
Because their kids don't leave.
Yeah.
And maybe the biggest issue is that they, I guess you as the child,
yeah, our understanding of it to a point.
but then it gets to you that when you order something,
they catch you.
But you know what?
They would have more room if they just had the kids move out.
They would have more room.
Oh, another room.
Yes.
But more stuff in.
You're right.
Robert Deand back.
Robert sent a DM back saying that the garage and the back room that they have
is full of stuff and it's just unnecessary and it's looking very hoarding it in there.
Okay, who is Robert to say something?
They could spread it out in another.
another room maybe in Robert's room when he leaves that's bad why would you want another third
is Robert messy can you ask him because there's a difference between hoarding and being messy
yeah because you can hoard and just have everything boxed up and then you can be messy and like not
put everything everywhere and you like stack everything on top of each other and stuff like that
oh my god by the way david's the house for spring break and oh my god
I never I go in the room and there's just plates and cups and yeah and then as I'm grabbing
And he's like, oh, I could take it.
No, you would have already.
Yep.
You would have taken it already.
I'm already here.
I'm already grabbing them.
I'm already grabbing your sprite that has no top from the, from 7-Eleven.
Yeah.
Like, I'm here.
Yeah.
Oh, trust me, I know.
Wow.
Do you guys have plastic plates and plastic like utensils?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
But not, no, no, no.
No, like, oh, it's because they're going to start going missing.
Like, because they start taking food in there and then shortly, but they're going to start going.
They're going to be missing.
Yeah.
Under the best.
It happens to us.
That's why.
Oh, I thought like you made like disposable.
No, no, no, no.
I'm saying like if you had plastic utensils to use plastic utensils because they're going to go to the trash.
Oh, you're telling me to use plastic utensils.
Yeah, instead of the good ones.
They're going to go missing.
Don't let your kids get the good ones.
No, it's true.
So your room is full of plastic utensils?
Yeah.
Yeah, because you're the child.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it doesn't go away.
I have like seven leaves talking.
I feel like my parents.
If you get the cup, you go to the kitchen after to get another one, so why don't you just...
The other day I was like, why is it there?
Where all the spoons go?
Yes, that's what happens.
And then I went to that room and the cereal bowls is just like...
Oh.
I'm like, are you kidding, man?
And then it gets to the point where it's so nasty.
You're like, you're not going to clean that.
It's going to go to the trash.
So imagine that kid is like, yeah, dad, you're buying too much stuff on Amazon.
Imagine.
Excuse me?
Yeah, you got to stay.
You got a little slow down here.
Yeah.
Robert said the only thing that's messy is his room, but everything else is fine.
Of course, that's the only thing you have.
That's the room. It's messy.
Yeah.
But everything else is.
Ask Robert if he loves his parents.
He said, yeah, that's the first thing he said on the Homey Halfland.
Then get over it.
Get over it.
Look the other way.
Does Robert pay rent?
Let's help Robert out.
Ask it, yes.
How much rent does it mean?
How much he pays rent?
And maybe like, this is what the parents can do after they've paid all this money on bills and
keeping you here and your food.
and everything.
Let me spend a little sum sum on Macy's.
Maybe that's how they explore themselves,
because they don't have like alone time
since Robert's always there.
Yeah.
My brother said Robert sounds like an A-hole.
Thank you.
He's parents' pocket.
He is.
Pocket watching.
With all respect,
it's because they blame him
about the hoarding that they do.
Yes.
So Robert lives at home of his parents
and he's tired of them
getting Amazon and Macy's boxes, spending their hard-earned money every single day, you know, on themselves.
How dare they?
Spend the money how they want to.
Exactly.
He leaves to work very early and he sees packages already outside.
Wow.
It's bothering him.
Sorry his parents just needed a little.
A little pick-me-up.
Yeah.
De-stress.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So he called them hoarders.
I know I'm sad because I...
So rude.
Retail therapy usually works for me and it hasn't been lately.
You haven't found the right product.
No, because I can't.
I go ham.
She'll go different.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And it's not working.
Oh.
I need something.
When retail therapy, you don't work for your depression.
What does?
Please tell me.
The beach.
Just sit there.
Stop making me turn into an addicted.
Like you.
So, Robber's parents are always criticizing them.
When he buys stuff, new shoes or clothes or sparkly pants.
But he wants to tell them, he wants to know how to tell him the stuff.
ordering stuff that they don't need
and that they need retail rehab.
Oh.
Is there such thing as retail
recap? No, I doubt it.
Isn't it an intervention?
That's what that is.
Intervention, not a therapy.
Well, I think you go to the same place
other people go to that have addictions.
Because it's an addiction to buying stuff.
Yeah, just overall.
But then I'm wondering how much of it is an addiction
to retail and how much of it is hoarding.
Because if, like, they gave them something off the street
that they would take them.
Take it into.
But let's talk to him.
We've got him on the line.
He was just going back and forth with Greg all crazy.
Rob.
Rob.
Hello.
Hello.
Rob.
What's up, Rob?
Yeah, I can hear you guys.
Okay, perfect.
Rob, good morning, Rob.
Good morning, Rob.
Good morning.
Oh, my.
Brown, I love you guys so much.
Thank you guys for doing this for me.
Okay.
I don't know what we're doing for you, Rob.
We're just taking your call.
Okay, Rob.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
I need help, guys.
Tell us about your parents.
that you think they're terrible and all that stuff.
No, no, I don't think they're terrible.
I think they're amazing people,
but they do have a problem of ordering too much stuff on Amazon and, like, Macy's.
I don't know why.
Like, like, that one, like, the great DJ that you guys have, Greg.
The great DJ?
He's all right.
My dad has too many air friars,
and he bought one and another and another and another just for no reason.
He said he wanted a better one and a better one.
Oh, Greg, what do you think about that, Greg?
He just called you a great DJ.
He's lying, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No.
He doesn't know.
He's at a loss for words.
Greg, what do you think?
He sounds like an amazing guy, honestly.
He does?
Ask him a question.
So, what does your dad do with these air friars?
Oh, he just, he just, he just has him sitting there.
And, like, you know, just, it's just a waste of space.
And, like, I don't know how to tell him to get rid of him.
Bro, that sounds like a big problem, dude.
Like, I don't even know what to tell you.
Yeah, man.
It's just, I don't know.
Have you talked to your dad?
Like, have you told him?
Like, hey, like, we need to get you into some, like, retail therapy.
Oh, yeah, dude.
I've talked to him a lot.
I think both of these people need help.
It's crazy how good Greg is that's talking to himself.
All right, Greg get in here full.
Or just actually stay there.
Greg is on the line and Greg is.
He's also schizophrenic.
Greg is also right
Greg also has sparkly fans
He's got multiple personalities
He's like split
But not as cool
No
So
Do they know
Like about this
Sorry
Your parents
Do they know
Yeah they're in the group chat right now
Trying to roast me
Oh
So Robert is you
Just to make it clear
Yeah Robert's me
Oh my god
That's a lot of work
I'm out of breath
I'm out of
You're talking to yourself
You know what I'm saying
I don't know.
I don't think.
I've got five airfriers.
Oh, no way.
You have five airfires?
For real.
That's a lot of airfriars.
I know.
It's five.
One, two, three, four, five.
Okay.
I'm out of breath running back and forth.
Let's go to calls, though.
Yeah.
Our homie, Greg, his parents, they buy a lot of things.
But they also take care of the house.
Yes, but there's stuff that we don't need my death.
But, okay, so what makes you feel like you have the authority to,
tell them what they need or not at
their big age and after they've
raised children. Leti.
But they can't tell you.
Your dad comes home and there's a package
every single day, right? One package
has a thermostat that's Wi-Fi
related that can catch a mouse
and all of a sudden does
this. But then he orders something else
that he sees on the website that's even better.
Oh my God, this one I could connect
to my phone and the TV at the same time.
Why do you need that? He doesn't
need it, right? My dad can't even text.
So I'm lucky for me
Why are you worried about your dad's package?
You think my dad can download an app?
You think my dad no?
Well, maybe they don't know how to be heard some.
My dad bought, I don't know, they're all over the house.
Who?
What is?
My dad bought these little, like, little receiver things
that are supposed to catch a mouse
and they do this little.
Well, you have a mouse problem.
Yeah, he's trying to solve your problem.
Thank you, guys.
Yeah.
Supposedly, this little thing, only dogs can hear it.
So, well...
That's why you hear it.
Everybody hears it.
Everybody does.
Everybody does.
Everybody does.
And it's the most annoying thing.
And he still hasn't connected.
So every day, all we hear is e-e-all-day, as if there's ringing in the house.
Okay, but have you heard the mice?
Yes.
Well, at least he's trying.
What have you done with the mice?
I've cried together.
That's not a good example, Greg.
Because you did have.
have a mice problem so I just see your dad being like I'm the man of the house that me
being proactive they'll buy a little it's a lot of stuff and what did you buy I can't buy
anything because they complain did you buy that the pants he's wearing huh oh I like I just bought new
forces I bought a tennis bracelet I bought hats and he's like why do you need so many hats
why don't you wear the ones you already have and I'm like because it's a new yeah and then I'll
walk in with some clothes oh went shopping again huh and I'm like bruh yes and and and and
I'm nice and I gave him my old clothes
And he doesn't complain about that
So sweet
He's recycling, yeah
Yeah
But he'll take the clothes within a second
Yeah
Yeah
I think I have a problem with him
It's a problem
It's a problem
That every day
There's a package
I've been to your house
Yes
It doesn't look like a hoarder house
Yeah not at all
You haven't been inside
I did I use the restroom
No there's two
There's two roomful of stuff
There is literally
laundry detergent
For the rest of
There's a good thing to have.
Oh, they're like Costco people.
Like, they just like get through the MX.
That's cool.
No, but they also take my truck and we'll be back.
Greg, you're like this close to get kicked out.
Greg, you're like this close to get kicked out.
There's literally, you don't even use that truck.
There's not even yours anymore.
A hundred toothbrushes for no reason.
Can I have one?
I can give you one.
You never know.
Like if someone who's over?
I can make it rain.
You guys are max prep for Doomsday.
Yeah.
Guess who's house we're going over to?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's laundry detergent and toothpaste.
There's lotion in there that nobody uses.
It's just there.
I have emergency lotion.
End of the world vibes.
We go to Greg's house.
He has lotion.
Everything.
And there's food.
Deliverance.
And there's air fryers.
And there's air friars for the rats.
Oh, we're going to live.
One of each of us.
One, two, three, one, three.
We're going to live.
We're going to live.
Your place sounds great.
Honestly, honestly, that place sounds great.
Is there a tunnel?
Now he's texting me talking smack.
Of course.
Look how much you talked about him.
Real men don't wear sparkly skinny jeans.
Hey, can your dad call it?
Yeah, that's a super.
Hey, tell you.
I want to hear you call me another line.
Greg's dad, please call it.
Let's go to the phone lines.
Greg believes his parents to be hoarders.
Greg is living with his parents at 28 years old, okay?
Greg does work really hard.
I see you work all the time.
Appreciate it, thank you.
At least somebody sees it.
And you can buy whatever you want.
Yeah, I can.
You don't really have bills at home.
I got my own.
bills my phone yeah see
my insurance my car insurance that's big
that's a good one that's a good one um
and he sees his parents
constantly buying things you did
show us a photo at Eli
that big old crate in the
palette it's a palette it's a palette it's a palette
like a huge palette I've never seen an order of a
palette in a driveway that's insane
what did you buy I did I honestly sent them a video
I was like I'm not even going to ask what this is
wow because then I'm walking into my house
and there's two more packages by the house
but there's two more packages by the door
Okay.
So they buy a lot of things and it's always delivered.
And then Greg can't buy like a sparkly pant and then everybody's mad at him.
Oh my God, what are you doing with your life?
Like why are you hoarding hats, Greg?
Why are you buying so many?
And then my shoes will be in the living room.
You're leaving a mess everywhere.
I'm like, bro.
I think there's Macy's box that's right here.
I feel like they're just mad that you're not like prioritizing like saving up.
So they're just everything you do is probably annoying them right now.
I am saving up.
In their mind, though, yeah, they don't know that.
But, like, in their mind, they're like, ah.
What I honestly think is that Greg, like, I think Greg, I think his dad really loves him.
And I think Greg is just like, defensive.
Yeah, yes.
Look at him.
No, because look, I had like a similar issue.
When I live with my grandparents, I used to, like, do a lot of, like, shopping and stuff come in.
And I'll be like, oh, man, I have to walk by my grandparents right now.
I got like two, three bags of whatever.
And they would give me like a look like, hmm.
You bought more clothes, huh?
Yeah, and I'm like, it was on sale.
You know what I'm saying?
Because like, they're looking at you like, why are you spending money on that and not getting out?
You know?
Yeah.
Because they're hoping you save so you have a jeanie.
And I was like, I thought it was cool.
I thought it was cool in here.
I'm different though.
I got the crib.
Then I'll come in with all the bags.
Say something.
Say something.
I paint here.
No, but it's like that that that powerfulness
Yeah, yeah
That you feel when you locked all the bills down
And you work for it
And you work for it
And you can afford to buy yourself something
No, bro, it's different
It's different.
I work for this tennis bracelet
When I pay the bills of the house
When I can pay that and then go off and buy stuff
That I want for myself
Like no one can no one in the crib can clown my looboos
No one in the crib can say
Why are you spending money on that?
It's like what and the bills paid
The lights are on
Yeah good
No one would say something
But it's very different than you
Where like
Where
I don't say
I don't want to say you're not contributing to the house
Because I do believe that you do contribute
Part of me just is hoping
That this is just a life for the radio
Of you not contributing to the household
But it'd be different if you're just like
Living off of them because I you guys made me born
I didn't choose to be born so deal with it
Right?
Check out these pants
Yeah
You're that guy
And then you walk in with the same energy
that I do in a house that I pay
Yeah
to be at
I work hard too
I know you work hard
We're not taking that away from you
Yeah you do
You mix every weekend
You work here
Yeah
But we don't need two patio sets
We don't need two patio sets
We don't need two patio set
I would like a patio set
I could give you one probably
I'll take the one that's down right now
And they'll go buy
Hey let's use your truck to go buy another one
No we don't need that
I like that they're doing things together
Yeah
Yeah
Okay let's go to Yeseña
And I am
Yeseña
Yesanya
Yeseno
Hi, let's be.
Hi, baby girl.
Yes, I'd talk to us.
Hi.
What would you tell Greg?
Robert.
Robert.
Robert and Greg.
Grub.
Robert and Greg.
Hi.
So I just wanted to call in because it hits home.
I feel like both my parents are hoarders as well.
My dad outside and the yard and the garage and my mom inside, it's hard as a child because we're the child, they're the parents.
and it's like you can't really tell them what to do with their money.
But my dad has been struggling with depression all his life and he's like he has ups and downs.
And then most recently he had a really like he went on a spending spree for like a whole year.
It was out of control and that made him hit rock bottom.
He ended, my mom ended up having to take him to Mexico to, you know, go get help like psychiatry and stuff.
When they were gone, we can.
came in and cleaned.
Don't say you threw everything away.
Yes.
We threw a lot of things away.
Wow.
She had a yard sale.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You just threw money to the trash like that.
It's more than money.
No, I mean, like, they have, like, plants.
They have my mom with, like, inside, like, she likes, like, chairs, like, furniture,
clothes.
Like, she just collects, collect, collect, collects.
Mm-hmm.
For my dad, like, we had to go in and, like, take over their, like, we took away
it hit credit cards.
We reviewed all their accounts, credit cards.
I mean, it wasn't too bad.
I was like, oh, my God, what am I going to get into?
You know, what am I going to see?
But it wasn't too bad.
We helped them, like, kind of manage their finances.
But, yeah, and we took their credit cards away.
It's like, it's an extreme situation, I guess,
especially because of the depression part.
But it's just the reckless spending.
I feel like what made him hit rock bottom was because he realized what he did.
He went into the house in the backyard, just like unnecessary, like projects,
built like a big barbecue, like Little Gizbo.
And he's a very hardworking man and he's very smart, but just it just got out of control.
And now he regrets it.
Now he's like very like just regretting it.
So I don't know
Like
Did he
Did he tell you guys
That he was going through stuff
Or you guys kind of saw
Because sometimes
Like guys don't say
What they're going through
Not sometimes
All the time
Like 100% of the time
They don't say
But there'll be signs
In those things that they do
You know
So like
Probably you guys saw that
He was doing that
Right
And like there had to be something behind it
Yeah
Well no we saw
But like how do you
I was like again
Back to the point
As children
As his kids
How do we go in
and tell them you can't do that.
Like stop buying that.
Don't do that.
That's the hard part.
But I don't know.
Maybe just conversations of like, hey, you know, what are you guys doing?
Think about your future.
Do you want to blow everything you, you know, you've worked so hard in your life for right now, you know, you want to.
Don't you want to have like a good retirement?
What if he tells you, you know.
Yeah.
No.
I mean, yeah, it's their choice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It seemed like what he was doing was finding things that helped them kill time.
Like him building like the grill.
It's like projects to just get his mind off things and hope that that just helps time fly by.
Yeah, I mean, he had good intentions.
Yeah, because there are other things that they could do to have time fly by.
Yeah.
But I know this was just a lot.
You said it got out of hand, more spending, and then he got help.
And now he came back when he came, when him and mom came back and you guys,
guys had totally moved everything and I think it's even just moving the things that they had and maybe
your mom liked a certain chair did you guys get run into that where they were like why did this get thrown out
or were they thankful that you did that oh yeah she was so upset but it's like like things that are
it's a really nice chair like the frame but oh she had plans to like re um upholster it and it's just in
the back of the corner and just waiting and when she found out that chair got thrown out like she
she had like a meltdown.
But like we tell her,
mom, enjoy the things that you have.
Like that thing in the back
in the corner, it's no use to you.
Like, enjoy what you do have.
She's like, neither are you.
My dad on the other hand, he came back
and he was very thankful.
It looked clean. It looked better.
They weren't gone for like a month
and a half.
I have, we're nine siblings
and we all came in and we cleaned.
And it looked nice for that month.
And then they came back and it's like, oh, my God, what happened again?
Okay, that's my next question.
Did he go back to, I guess, or did he find better ways to deal with what he's going through?
Yeah, he's still in the middle of it, like with medicine.
But he came back a little better.
And he sleeps a lot because of the medicine.
So, like, it's still very, very recent.
And we're still, my sister and I, that's what we do.
accountants at work so we're just like trying to manage their their financial situation and and hopefully
you know get them back on track. That's amazing. Shout out to your accounting. Um, my love to your dad and
your mom's not mad at you anymore. And your dad's going through a lot and I know that he's,
he's sleeping more now, but I'm hoping that maybe he won't need those things soon because. Oh my, yeah.
Yeah. Um, letty, I'm, I don't even remember me. I'm Bethany's mom.
Destiny's mom from where?
No.
From I got, I'm from Mr. Mash.
I give you guys the collages.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
The little collage with the cards.
When you guys wore the, were the Mexico jersey?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Cool.
Can I give a shout out to Anthony, my son?
He'll be turning 17 April 9th.
Hold on, let me think about it.
She already talked a lot.
She's just past the time.
You know what? She went to the event.
She did multiple times.
Maybe if she gives her mom the chair back.
Oh, come.
Yeah, shout out your son.
I hear him.
Is he right there?
Yeah, we're here like late for school, but we're here.
Let's go.
Yay!
Anthony, man, it's your birthday.
Don't go.
Is his birthday today?
No, April 9.
April 9.
No, April 9.
Come on.
Okay.
So do you want to submit it for later?
I know.
You could just give a regular shot at right now and then we'll do a happy birthday April
night.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure, I'm going to send you a DM.
All right.
April night.
No, hey, and you always send us beautiful letters.
He does.
And you always send us.
And you and your daughter, I've never met your son.
But you and your daughter always show up and they're really kind.
And again, to your family, like I was saying before, I even knew that.
I prayed for.
for your dad and I know your mom
just get her a chair just take her to home with
just a little one
A little one
If I get happy
It'll be a postered
Can I get her an upholstered chair?
I'll wait
She already has a lot to
Oh yeah
So look
Go in the house
Throw them all out
And then let you get her way
I think that might have been a special chair
But yeah
I'll make it up there
We'll figure out
Yeah
Yesenia thank you for Colleen in
Shout out your son
All right
Hi
thank you again and we love you
Brownback.
Oh, we love you back.
She's always so sweet.
She is.
It's crazy because it's like
when it comes to like hoardering,
when it comes to like hoardering, I've seen TV shows.
Hoarding.
Hoarding.
Hoarding.
Hortering.
Hoarding.
Horting.
I've seen TV shows on it
and a lot of people
have these crazy like emotional attachments to
random things.
Yeah.
So like the newspaper's like
Not my toaster!
I almost wish I was one of those people
because it's like a hoarder?
Yeah, because it's like,
Wow.
What love, what beautiful connections.
My brother.
Like there's people that have no connections to anybody.
Right, Jose?
And then to the fire.
What?
What?
No, because he was understanding what I was saying.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be nice to be attached to a paper napkin?
No.
Wouldn't it be nice?
That's no like trash.
I don't know how to explain this.
But like you find.
No, I get you.
But imagine you had that paper and you loved it and I went.
Lettia have to throw this way.
Don't do that.
I love it.
Yeah, I imagine.
But at least I have love in my life.
We can print on you and tomorrow.
That's great.
Have love for yourself.
Y'all'm looking at this the wrong way.
Do you get attached to like water bottles and stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, Stanley's for sure.
Yeah.
My brother just texted me.
He's like, shut up.
You're burning off the spot.
I go and take soaps just so they can buy more.
Oh, that's his Costco right there.
See what happens?
When you move out, you can grab stuff.
All right.
Let's go to Randy and Enino.
Randy, what's up, Randy?
Randy, let me run through this because we totally got off topic.
So we have the homie.
Robert.
Greg Robb.
And he has a, he lives with his parents.
He's older.
He's in his later 20s.
Almost 30.
Pushing 30.
And his parents order a lot of packages.
He even pulled up, he leaves her work at 4 in the morning and saw that there was like
a big old palette of just packages outside.
And it irks him because he feels like his house is just being a hoarder house.
Also, whenever he gets something, his mom and his dad are like, what are you spending so
much on why ordering
and then when someone makes a comment about
their house they say it's because of him
that there's hoarding or like
the packages what would you tell them
so what's up bro
like first of all what's up guys good morning man
happy Friday
is Rocket Randy Rocket Randy
Rocket Randy
Rocket Randy
but anyways man
so did I hear right he said he buys a lot of air friars
the dad yeah
hey tell him to maybe he can get addicted
the barbecues and buy mine, bro.
Shoot him to the IG.
Bye, Radji.
Bye, Randy.
I'm not kidding.
You're going to infomercial him right now.
You know, mine, they're media.
They're portable to the wind.
He has three already.
Three what?
Barbecues.
Oh my gosh.
But does he have?
Do you eat good?
So shut up.
Three barbecues.
Yeah.
Do they do like different things?
One is portable.
The other one is in the storage.
The other one is emergency.
It's made out of brick.
It has all the fancy.
Potsy.
You can get it?
No, honestly some of them have different functions.
So, yeah, like the portable one.
Then there's like a Trager.
You can get a Trager.
Yeah, he has one by the other one.
So it's like two grills next week.
Yeah, well, one's like a smoker and one's a grill.
What if you...
You know, there's people that have nothing.
Did you know that?
Did you know that people they wish they had a microwave?
Or a dad with a grill.
Yeah, that's true.
Do you know people wish they had a dad?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's, how about that?
Yeah.
How about Grob gets a storage unit and pays for it?
I do have a storage unit.
Well, then get a bigger one and pay for it.
No.
He just keeps his bike there.
Actually, that's a really good idea.
Yeah, Grob should pay for the storage unit for his parents.
Since you complain so much.
It's so cold.
It's like $2, $300 a month, no amazing.
That's a lot.
Francis.
Francis.
Francis.
Buenos deia, brown back.
Good morning, Francis.
Francis, tell Greg something.
Robert.
First, I wanted to say, let me congrats on the gray seat.
I love you.
Thank you.
Allie loves you.
I know you're humble, but you are the voice of Allie.
No, these are so.
The comment.
Respectfully, Francis, I love you so much.
And I never want to say that about myself because I...
Well, I'll say it because what a lot of people say.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
You're the voice of Brown Bag.
How about that?
Yeah.
No, it's big.
No, the voice of Brownbacks are like this.
Frances, sorry, sorry, I want you to know, Frances, that my heart is very full with comments like the ones that you've said.
Because to me, it doesn't matter what, I cried with you.
I was like, oh, my God, this is so awesome for her.
Like, she deserves this so much.
It was amazing.
Thank you, Frances.
I appreciate you because a lot's been happening in these past few weeks, internally, externally, externally, all of us.
of that and I really, really appreciate words like yours because we're in a room talking to
our homies, but understanding that you're listening to and that you feel as appreciative of us as
we feel of you. So thank you, Mamasita. Thank you, Lettie. We're just shutting those haters
up. That's all. Oh my gosh, Frances. Can you be my friends?
Frances, where can I give you a hug at?
Get her. Get her up. She does. She does.
Stop. Okay. Now, Frances, tell Greg something. Yeah.
So it's a little tricky because Greg, they're at home as parents.
But what I would suggest is maybe like challenge each other and say,
okay, let's not order something for a month, but mainly more for them.
And then in the meantime, have like a yard sale, but start small.
Like have them like separate stuff that they haven't used in them like a longer time.
And they can see how much money they have just sitting there, you know?
Yeah.
And they save up the money and they can either go on a trip or like I said, just save the money
and they can be like, wow, we really do have this money just being around, you know?
That's true.
Or they can buy more stuff.
More have to buy or stuff.
I like that idea.
Because they're going to just see the amount it is, like the money they can get.
Because right now they have a thrill in buying.
Yes.
Show them the thrill of selling, dog.
Yeah.
Greg, you have to take initiative, Greg.
You take an initiative and you say, okay.
Yeah, I don't want to set that.
We're going to separate the stuff and then we're going to separate the stuff.
and then plan the day for the yard sale
so that they can also see that, you know,
you're willing to help them and not just criticize them.
It's a lot of work.
No, no.
I love it, Frances.
That's an incredible idea.
How about this friend, Francis?
Greg, you ask them, hey, pick something of mine to sell.
No.
I'll pick something of you to sell.
And then we can both pick something of mom to sell.
And so, like, each of you can pick something of the other to sell.
Or, or good.
Greg is just going to end up selling himself.
Yeah.
No, no.
sell my pants.
So instead of a yard sale requires you guys to go in there, pick things, have an estate
cell so people go walk in your house and pick what they want.
That happens when people die.
I know.
Everything's up for granted.
No, I can't do that.
It could be a like, hey.
A fake estate sale.
Hey, dad and mom.
I want to go on a family trip.
Let's figure out how we don't have to purchase it by selling our stuff and then we can go
on a family trip.
There's like literally like boxes.
Do you want help or not?
Yeah, I do.
You're asking for help and what's giving you ideas.
That's a lot of work.
Of course.
Everything is work.
You don't move anything.
They just walk in your house.
You're usually dead at that time.
I'm over here cracking up at that.
Like, I try to do my gym workouts in my room that I have for my gym.
Oh, dumbbells.
I'll take those.
Yeah, I'm like, I have to go through like freaking boxes of tissues.
When you do your things I saw on the side.
Yeah, there's like, like, ten bags of tissues.
Like, not little bags, a huge family side.
Well, imagine being them.
I go in to get a tissue and then there's dumbbells on the floor of Greg.
Like it could be the other side.
I'm trying to box and I'm punching over here, fruit punch.
Because there's like 10 bottles of fruit punch.
I went in to get a fruit punch.
And in there is Greg.
Punching his clown.
Using all the Kleenex.
Why do we always run out of a lotion?
They're buying it by the caseload because of you.
It's go to Eduardo.
Eduardo.
in mobile.
What's up?
Eduardo.
Eduardo.
Yes, yes.
Oh, there you are.
Brown brag.
Hello.
Hello.
Eduardo.
Can you please talk to Greg?
Buenos deez.
Hello,
to all.
Hey,
Salus to us.
Greg, my advice
is I think
it's time for you to move out,
my boy.
It's not that easy,
all right?
Everybody's just move out.
You're almost 30.
Tell him.
Tell him,
tell him,
she tries, though.
Have you even looked?
Do you even know
what Zillow looks like?
in your area?
Oh, Redfin?
Oh, Redfin is actually better.
Yeah, I've been looking at that.
Craigslist is a way to go, Greg.
Better deal.
How's it?
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, you can.
What?
I found my office.
It was a couple more offices.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
Craigslist.
Craigslist.
That makes it nervous nowadays.
Eduardo.
How old are you?
I'm well.
I'm well.
No.
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
I'm glad you will.
Oh, you're 30.
You're 30.
I'm glad you well.
I like that for you.
Are you moved out?
Yeah, so I, my situation is a little bit different.
I think my parents have hoarding tendencies, but I moved out when I was 18, when to school and never, never went back.
But I started, I started to notice that my parents have a tough time getting rid of things.
They attach some sort of value to a bunch of stuff that doesn't really mean anything, right?
like, I don't know, coffee makers or like printer paper or printers, all the most random things.
And it's really hard to like try to, you know, I've gone in to try to organize things,
try to set up yard sales, try to like encourage them to get rid of stuff.
And it's never turned out well.
It like can make my relationship with my parents a little tough.
So it just got to the point where you have to realize like that's their home.
That's the way they'd like to live.
and you kind of have to respect it.
If you want to help, it's more from the psychological side
rather than like the thing of the stuff.
Yeah, rather than looking at them as they're being negative,
it's like you've got to understand that's their way of coping or their...
But like to just, I guess to attack their packages, respectfully,
like to attack what they're doing,
you are attacking a lot more than what you think.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's...
Dog.
No, I'm serious.
I really want to get him...
Yeah, go ahead.
They don't need...
No, no.
attacking.
But see, you're looking at it like that.
You're looking at it and one and one, like you guys don't need it.
Of course they don't need it.
You don't need the hat you're wearing.
You don't need those headphones that you have.
Levi's jacket that he got on sale.
Oh my God.
He doesn't need that.
Yes, but you.
Levi jackets are fire. Those are timeless, man.
Yeah, thank you. They are. He doesn't need it. He wears the same style.
Like, for example, you're looking at it about like a one, like if it's one to ten scale of importance, one.
It's important to one.
They're looking at a ten importance, right?
So you have to consider where they're thinking about it, not just how you think about it.
But when they buy an eight foot tall snowman of a Bronco for no reason.
Their Christmas setups are always great.
You know that.
But we keep it all year for no reason.
And they add more and the add more.
For happiness.
Every day is Christmas.
All right.
Eduardo.
Hey, Eduardo.
So you're a great place to live and just complaining about it.
So you moved out.
So you're like, I got to move out.
And I'm sure it was hard.
Yeah, I didn't necessarily move out because of that.
School kind of took me out,
but definitely one of the reasons why I chose to not go back is just that at that point,
the lifestyle was different.
And that's something that I had to learn to like,
I can't impose.
I want to live on them.
Because when they come over, they say the same thing.
I'm, my hikotilla, T'all, like,
Go,
U.S.
No Juarez
Nada
and things like that.
And, you know,
they've learned to respect
that because I also
respect the way they live.
What school
do you go to?
UC Davis up in,
up near Sacramento.
UC Davis.
Okay, let's see if they're enrolling.
All right.
We're going to enroll,
Greg.
We just got to get you away.
Hey.
If not,
I'm going to enroll you to North West College.
Greg is,
is like describing the perfect place.
He is.
There's always soap.
There's always like,
fruit punch.
There's everything
that we could ever have.
We don't have to go to Costco.
He never drank sugar water.
We just push sugar and water and pretend it was cool.
And I walk into my house and the front lawn has a snowman and it's Christmas.
It's always Christmas in our house.
You know how I would love that.
They're always making cookies and the food is fresh.
They have so many barbecues and the food is fresh.
My dad makes me burgers.
Yeah.
My dad's like, have ever rid out of toilet paper?
I don't think so.
So I'm saying.
Chris and Whittier.
I have.
Yeah, same.
It's weird.
It's the word.
You have to go get nothing.
Instead.
What?
What?
Chris.
Hey, good morning, everybody.
What's up, Chris?
How are you?
Hey, this is happening in your town, by the way.
This is happening in Whittier.
Oh, really?
Where the girls are prettier?
Yeah.
Oh, my God, we haven't heard that.
Straight up back, brother.
Chris, talk to us.
What would you tell your homie, Greg?
Honestly, so I could honestly relate because my parents were the same way.
My mom, it was with, like, furniture and clothing.
And then my dad, it was just, like, with random things, like, you know, like, he
mentioned air friars uh george forman grills shout out to george forman ipi man those girls grills
kicked through no his son's george yeah um but then like it felt like once a month like or every like
maybe even twice a month we would have a yard sale they would be like oh wow we can actually you know
make money get our money back or if the return window wasn't there was still there just return it you
know because it was just sitting there it was just taking up space and would they let you do that
yeah yeah yeah they were very open to it because they saw the potential money that you know even
You got to show them the money they can get back.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So, but yeah, I mean, they took trips.
They bought like, you know, they bought a car.
You know, they really thought like, wow, we can actually, you know,
if they're just sitting in there, let's just, you know, make money off of it, you know.
See?
My dad has an air pressure pressure washer, whatever that thing says.
He probably cleans the backyard.
No, he doesn't do it at all.
It's just, he used it once and that's it.
But if you ever wanted to use it, he can use it again.
Is your sidewalk clean?
No.
He doesn't.
Don't believe him.
And then he's full of all my bad at your house.
I bought this electric lawnmour that has headlights on it.
Bro, you keep describing the coolest dad ever.
I know.
I have a question.
Do they ever buy you something?
No.
Maybe that's the problem.
Wait, wait, wait.
Well, like deodorant and stuff.
You don't have to buy your own deodorant?
Well, they buy it in like bundles.
What about your own?
What about yourself?
Bro, my deodorant costs like $10.
Yeah, it's like $10 every time.
For one?
They even keep them behind a glass now.
That's crazy.
Kelly.
What's up,
Callie?
Callie, please talk to...
What up?
What up?
What are?
Please talk to Gregory.
Kelly.
All right.
First of all, I'm going to say,
I love you guys.
Everybody's spreading to love,
so I'm going to say that first.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right.
So,
I have a different perspective.
I feel like he needs to think about it like this.
He has both of his parents
tricking on each other.
I love that situation.
They're buying stuff,
and it's all going
house. He's going to be moving. When he moves, I bet you they have an extra toaster,
extra dryer, extra TV, extra everything for him already. And then he's at the age to have kids.
So with them having this spending spray, soon as you give them a little seed to spend on,
you're in the clutch right there, buddy. So leave them.
Come on, Greg. Hey, Kelly, that's true. You got to look at it like that. Literally, you, you know,
okay, you're going to move one day. I hope one day you're going to.
I hope it.
It's expensive.
It's very expensive.
Look at Jose.
Jose moved.
He just still only has his mattress there.
Okay?
It's like appliances cost money.
A Duvasek cost money.
There's things that cost money that you don't even know what it is, but you need it for your house.
Yeah, bro.
Now you won't have to worry about that because mom and dad have it already.
They have seven of them.
You'll have an air fryer.
Yeah, you'll have an air friar.
You'll have a pressure wash.
You'll have an inflatable.
Tissues.
Soap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, all those things you just save money on.
Yeah, I didn't think about it like that.
I would really like to speak to one of your parents.
My mom's trying to call.
Tell her to call.
That she's been trying to call.
No, no.
No, A, A, A, Auberto, answer his mom's call.
Answer his mom's call.
Answer his mom's call.
Have some respect.
Yeah, um, Gondezda, Humbert.
What I know is that your parents love you very much.
Yeah, they do.
And as long as that's in the house, it doesn't matter what else is.
But they have a spending problem.
But they have a problem.
But they have a problem when I do it.
It's cool when they do it.
the day it's their house so they can do whatever they want.
Yeah.
They're grown.
They're growing.
I'm only buying shoes.
They're over here buying a freaking weed cutter that does like backlitz.
Yeah.
We have weed cutter.
Wait, they got weed whacker.
No, like a weed whacker.
Weed wacker.
There we go.
All your parents have every day.
They don't need it.
They don't need all that stuff.
What if you need it one day?
Yeah, one day.
Is your law nice?
Gonna come in handy.
Maybe, okay, look, maybe they're buying all these things and hope that you start a side
business.
They got the pressure washer.
Yeah, pressure washer.
They got the weed wax.
They got a grill.
Like, please, Greg, open the side restaurant, clean that, you know, go garden, do something.
They're acquiring assets for you, brother.
The other day I walk outside in the backyard and my children are collecting rocks.
They have just a bunch of rocks all over there.
They're putting them on top of the, what's the thing where in the parties you put ice and then you put all the...
Cooler?
Yeah.
They're putting it on top of the cooler.
It's just big rocks, little rocks.
Just rocks.
You saw Angie?
I haven't seen.
And it's a bunch of rocks.
And I'm like, what are you guys doing?
This is not okay.
I had the one day I'm taking out the homework from their backpack there's rocks in their backpack
nice they're moving they're yeah brother what are you doing brother yeah no but I'm like
what are you doing brother and then this is not something that makes your backpack cavier I'm
taking it's right yeah mom aren't those rocks on your on your night stand
oh because I have crystals yeah rocks like I'm waiting for them to turn into crystals
and so then I see like oh that's so sweet
I see like, okay, it's a, it's a, we're doing the same thing.
How can I tell you know if I'm doing the same thing?
How can you tell your parents know if you're doing the same thing, Greg?
Because they're trying to go band for band with me.
Just you just got to realize how much of it is a mirror.
How much of it is a mirror?
How much of something you're angry at someone else is something you do.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now I just have hello rocks in my backyard.
Does anyone want one?
They're regular rocks.
It's okay.
No.
Yeah, but maybe you can take it from the kids.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, Horny wants to sell them.
My son.
He wants to do a bag of 10 rocks for $10.
Tell him to draw them.
Yeah, that's a business.
That is a business.
He's going to be able to rap about cool things.
He's going to say their gems.
That's great marketing.
I've been selling rocks since I was seven.
He's not lying.
It's true.
All right.
Oh, thank you.
Goodness gracious.
Maria.
Maria.
Good morning, Maria.
Your mommy have a west of us.
Good morning, brown bag.
Oh, this is Greg's mom.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You've been on your side the whole time, Maria.
Yeah, just so you know.
Maria, he came in this morning and he's like, hey, last minute, homie helpline that just came in.
Yeah.
And on the DMs.
And then as we're reading it, he's getting so, like, heated up as like, yeah, isn't that crazy guys?
And we're like, oh, this is not from someone that message does.
This is your life, Greg.
And so he told us that to.
Yeah.
Maria, he said that when he went outside today, there was a palette on the driveway.
And it was just blocking everything.
Is this true?
It is.
That's true.
But little does he know that
pallet is a white sunset.
Now he's going to have to build.
That's so cute.
You got a white fence because
springtime is coming and they are.
Oh my God.
Greg is complaining because he has a white picket fence.
That's the American dream.
Bro.
Greg, you're so annoying.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I hate this golden retriever.
Oh, yeah.
He's probably doing it also for
Easter.
all like that
I wish I had a white pick of
This white pick of pen
To my parents
See I get the vision Maria
I get the vision of what you're trying to do
So he says that you guys order all the time
He even threw Macy's in the bus
Was we love Macy
I know
But he was saying all of that
But that when he brings something
You guys get upset
Of course
Because we don't walk in with
Two, three hundred dollars bags
You know
Let me say that
We're not hoarders.
I'm not a hoarder.
Greg and his father are.
You're just like your father.
You're right.
And the whole time, Greg,
you've been complaining about your dad only,
not your mom.
You've been complaining about yourself.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I don't have a horny problem.
Look in the mirror.
I don't have a horrid.
Greg says,
say the truth.
How many times a week
do you walk in with bags?
How many times?
Probably, we have a couple times a week.
Okay.
What does he hoard?
Because he was saying that Eli has like,
Five air friars.
Bedazzlers.
He does.
He does have five air friars, but for different uses.
Oh, see?
How many times can you do?
All right.
What are the uses?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Frize air for five different times.
Well, we host a lot of parties, so he loves to do a bunch of hot wings, chicken.
Okay.
When we host parties, it's like 50 people.
Yeah.
Maybe you have been there.
If Greg could bedazzle there.
Airfire or she might be happy.
Maria, on another, on a separate note, on a separate note.
Maria, what do you feel about your child, like the flare pants that he wears?
And I guess the guy say he wears sparkly pants.
Those pants, no, real.
You hate them a lot.
My dad hates him.
My dad is the one that hates him.
She just said like, I know.
She doesn't mind.
She buys her back in the base.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
What do you think he could do?
I guess he feels like.
like he wants you guys to stop buying things.
Start by paying rent.
Oh!
This has took a turn.
I love it,
Maria.
I love it so hard.
And the way of my bank account works, you know,
like,
you can stop buying all the stuff.
Because you don't get out someone's nerves
that you don't pay rent,
but you're coming in with bags every other day.
Yeah.
But they're over here coming in all packages every day.
They can do it.
It's their house and they paid it.
No. I'm not going to have earned it.
Pay rent.
I love Maria.
spending, like, on their mom.
That you don't need.
Think about it.
If you start paying rent, then you don't have money to buy anything else that you don't need.
Whoa.
So then that'll stop your hoarding problem.
Yeah.
That what?
He doesn't need 200 caps.
He doesn't need sweat.
He doesn't need shoes.
I mean, he doesn't be shoes, but he doesn't need 50 pairs of shoes.
Yeah.
He walks in with a bag of brand new shoes, four shoes that one time.
I'm like, what?
Why?
Wow.
Yeah.
Buy toothpaste.
By two paste.
By the older.
Yeah.
By two paste.
By the way, we didn't need to clean off.
He said that he got mad at those pallets because the girl he snuck in last night,
tripped over.
Yeah, that's what he said he got mad.
He knows better.
He won't sneak anyone in here.
That's not what he said.
That's right.
But I'm going to tell you the truth.
We're storing everything in separate wounds because we're giving him a hint that he needs to move out of his room to put more stuff in there.
I knew it.
There's two rooms.
You already have two rooms.
There's already two rooms.
You don't need another room.
There's already two rooms.
You don't need a third room.
Does it feel like the walls are closing in on you?
It's because you're trying to get you out.
It's on purpose.
It's totally on purpose.
Like, oh my God, I just have my bed that I can sleep in.
Get out.
When will you move out, do you think?
I want to move out soon.
At least soon.
At least.
You know, like, what city, at least?
Great plan.
Move soon.
Out here, like, Burbank area.
Yeah, Burbank area.
I don't know.
I want to move, like, more towards the city.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Is this more life over here?
More life.
More life.
I don't know.
I feel like Whittier is really, it's nice over there, of course.
Yeah.
It's just like, it's nothing over there.
Are you going to miss your parents?
Yeah, of course.
I can't.
I think you should move.
I want to.
I think you'll appreciate these two, these two people in your life more.
It is a goal.
It is a goal, right?
Like a goal?
Not right now.
Everybody, everybody's how to live my life.
You just said you want to move soon?
I know.
You can live your life times 10 when you live alone.
Soon could like be like two years, three years.
That's not soon.
So like in your dirty.
Like, yeah.
Kendrick, I saw you.
We saw you in Simi Valley.
Recording in the nighttime.
I know Simi Valley could be like in the outskirts, but we still saw you.
What are you doing over there?
Kases.
I'm going to have my homieuero, check for you.
Mm-hmm.
He's like, Lottie, I saw him.
He was recording.
He's recording.
There's a music video, I think.
It looks like it.
Probably.
Would it be for PikaBit?
What?
Probably.
No, I'm just saying
that we're overdue on a couple of videos.
A lot of videos.
These incredible songs that have, you know,
all types of, you know, charts.
Do we get a Luther music video?
Nope.
No.
Oh, yeah, maybe that one.
For sure, make a Luther music video.
Respectfully to left the NTV off,
but I need a Luther.
Manatory.
That'd be the smartest video to actually
To start off with?
Yeah.
De Siza, him, tour.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
It's happening.
Something's happening.
Oh, supposedly this full is going to drop on the other full.
That guy you're like, what is it?
Drizzy.
Drake?
A solo album?
No, no, no, no.
No one song.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
For that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That supposedly coming too.
Oh, I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw the soul album.
Excited for that.
March 31st, I think.
Yeah.
Also, Monday.
Mm-hmm.
Here comes.
Wait.
Nokia.
Nokia.
Okay.
Oh wow.
Bro, you are the OVO fan.
Why do I know more than you?
You know the date is crazy.
You might be an OVO fan.
No, I'm not.
I just, I'm keeping up to the dates.
Keep it up with the facts.
It's okay if you like the song.
Is it dancing?
Go.
Baby girl.
You like it, huh?
As soon as that part hits, I like it.
Before that, it's a little bit.
Who's calling my phone?
Who's calling?
You don't like the beginning?
No, the beginning is him.
The beginning is Drake.
Oh, and then, oh, because the second part's not him.
Oh, I get everything.
I get what you're saying.
I can everything, yeah.
It's a good song in general.
Okay.
Thank you, Greg.
Ready to go.
Let's get it.
Let's do it.
Oh, yeah.
We're here.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?
I like you.
I love you.
I don't even go here.
They've been changed.
You're filthy animals.
What you were thinking is?
You said it.
Victor!
So we had Noemi Gonzalez and Ariana.
Yes.
Yes. We had them in here.
Yes.
They're a part of the cast of a working man starring Jason Statham.
So they came in for a dope interview, and we had to ask them,
what is it like working with the goat, Jason Statham?
Yes.
That's how I know from me too.
This is what I'm saying.
I think the main question is Jason Satham, such a name in the game.
You know what I'm saying?
I personally, transporter too.
Anytime I think of a car, I think of this fool.
Like, it's him and Vin Diesel.
And I'm like, all right.
The Baldies, you know which car.
Don't get to twist it.
But I guess did you guys have that to, I guess, brush that off working with him?
Like, all right, this is also my co-worker.
Right, yeah, we had to.
We were working together.
You got to do a lot of action with him.
No way.
Yeah, he was in the office with me.
We had this stunt room that was separated with cardboard boxes.
We had, like, a wall of cardboard boxes.
He'd be doing his stunt on one side.
I'd be doing my stunt every now and again.
I'd run over and peek, see what he's doing.
That's time.
He was, yeah.
Just a lot of karate kicks and roundhouse.
A lot of karate kicks.
A lot of grunts and facial expressions, crazy, crazy noises.
He works at all in one seamless kind of movement where I'm like, how is he throwing such a hard punch but not hurting anybody?
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's what Ariana had to say about that.
And then we also had to ask Noemi, how was it working with him?
And also, Michael Pena.
Listen to this.
I employ him.
He's our security, but also fam.
Yeah.
So it was really cool to witness him in those softer sides that we're not used to seeing him in.
And then he would come in as producer with his headphones,
so I'd be like, that was great.
I wanted to jump in with y'all, but I'm the stoic, serious one.
So you were, like, his boss in the movie?
Yeah, I'm his boss.
I'm his boss. I'm his boss.
He's the heifer.
I'm the heifer.
No, I'm the heifer.
Those two ladies were really cool.
They're really cool.
And so, Naomi plays the, like how she said, like the hepha.
They have hired this guy.
I believe to be as some sort of.
I wouldn't say bodyguard.
I'm not too sure.
I haven't seen the movie.
But then one of, is this, how do I say this?
This, I was checking the synopsis for it.
Okay.
It deals like, like think of, well, it isn't it if that's a synopsis, is it?
True.
Like what you would see in the trailer?
Someone gets taken and then he is tasked with having to find them again.
So it's like a Liam Neeson.
But in Taken, it's his own daughter.
This one is not.
Okay.
So I would think if you like movies, like think of Man on Fire.
Yeah.
Which is an incredible movie.
Think of Taken.
If you like the,
those types of movies.
Love him.
You're going to like this one is what I'm seeing.
Where is she?
Yeah, so he's an ex-Royal Marines Commando who's now working happily as a construction
worker on a building site in Chicago.
But the daughter of his boss gets kidnapped by human traffickers.
So then I believe he turns into like his Marine role.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's one of those and it's really cool, I guess, to see it play out.
Both of these young ladies are Latina.
So it was really cool to see them and see them.
scenes where one is playing like a strong mom and one is playing her daughter.
I know we, we previously had an actress in here talking about like, I don't know why they
keep killing us.
They keep making us like, they keep making us the prostis or the dead bodies.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's cool to see them in these different roles.
And so I really appreciated them coming in.
Naomi herself was actually in the Selena series.
Yes.
Yeah, she was a sister.
She was Suzette.
She played her in the Netflix series of Selena.
And so we had to ask her about that, listen to this.
Speaking of family vibes, so much of us clearly were Latinos in here, you take from home.
You know what I'm saying? Talk to me about, I guess, working on that and what you brought from your real life into becoming her sister.
Sure thing. Yeah. For everything for me, I can't help but relate to how this happens personally or like a script comes to you and you don't realize why this came to you, why this part, why. And so I always wonder about those experiences. So you can't help immediately be like, well, what's it like in my family? What's it like with my siblings? What's it like when we're.
We've had hard time.
So on that one, I have a personal experience of I lost a sibling as well.
So I was literally doing dreaming of you in the talent show at eight years old, grieving,
channeling.
And then suddenly, you know, 10, 20 years later, I'm playing the part.
I'm playing a sister that was as a sibling in a tragic accident.
So that definitely was put into it.
That was.
Wow.
That's emotional.
I had no idea, you know, you know.
And it's like she, like said, she drew from real life experience.
Yeah.
The place was at.
Wow.
I mean, shout out then.
Both great actresses.
She was in Eastlo's High too.
It was really cool to see where you know her from.
I know this face from somewhere.
And even her energy, she was just like very outgoing, very bubbly.
And you can see how it's easy for her to fit in these roles.
You guys asked about Michael Peña too.
Shout to Michael Peña.
Shout to Michael Peña.
That she worked with him.
And then she said that he inspired her to be an actress when she saw Crash.
Yeah.
That's a great movie.
Yeah.
He's an end of watch too.
He's an end of watch.
The watch is probably my favorite movie.
Yeah.
Where he's a cat.
Yeah.
You look like a cop.
The director of this movie is also the director of End of Watch.
This fool, like, he said that she said the director's name and I was like, yeah, yeah, because I was pretending I'm Hollywood, but I definitely didn't know what she was fine about.
But that's just me being uncultured.
But he did End of Watch too, and Jake Gyllenhaal is also an end of watch.
And then she did another movie with him that I remember Jake Gillen Hall in as well by the same director.
David Air.
David Air.
Oh, they did.
Also, the tax collector.
Tax collector.
Jake Gillenha is in that movie.
He's really cool.
Yeah.
Hey, Jake Gillenha, hey, come through, bro.
Yeah, for real.
Invite to the Carnasala for sure.
For sure.
And he was in Spider-Man?
Yeah, and then Jarhead.
I just remember Jarhead.
Oh, yeah, Jarhead.
Well, that was really cool.
And the movie is out in theaters today.
Yes.
So if you want to go peep it, you know, I love to watch it.
Yeah.
I think sometimes it's like, we're getting into the summer, almost the summer.
So these movies are going to.
be like they're going to be strong like Minecraft is coming soon yeah yeah yeah
April like I think next week wow I know the boys are counting down but like it's cool to see
that there's like different movies for different audiences and I think again if you love the movies
like a taken or like a man on fire this feels at least from reading the synopsis this feels
that it could be similar and then Jason Statham is so tight you know he don't get involved in no
bull yeah no he's so tight top tier movies fast and furious yes yeah so check it out man
Check it out.
And thank you to both young ladies for coming through.
Tag you know us, having a good time.
I hope to see them again soon.
And I know I will in theaters.
I just hope we have them in the same room.
Yeah.
Come back.
Yeah.
Bring it back.
Please don't pass me on the red carpet.
All right.
Keep it here.
Keep it here because the Dodgers opening day happened yesterday.
There have been some great moments, but also a moment that had me looking sideways at another L.A.
team because of what they did.
did during Dodgers opening day, okay?
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Eset?
Don't you know I'm local?
It's time for Dodger baseball.
Yesterday, watch it started in Tokyo and then came back the preseason again.
Home opener.
Home opener.
Home opener yesterday.
Yay, baby.
Beating the Detroit Tigers.
It was great that there was only one game yesterday.
Yeah, one game that a lot of people cared about.
Nationally televised.
Yeah.
National televised.
You know when like something's nationally televised,
like the whole nation is watching it?
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of people, not just LA,
but nationally.
Or like just in like little, you know, small,
like small section town.
By the beach.
And you know what's crazy is that the Dodgers did what only the Dodgers
can do, especially when it comes to this guy right here,
Ice Cube.
And he came out in a low rider just bumping around,
bringing in the World Series trophy into Dodgers Stadium.
It was so dope.
And what it did to me, it felt like,
This is just a continuation, a part two of last year.
Yes.
It was like, had some continuity, like some storytelling.
During the rollout is huge.
Yes.
Game, he came out and he played.
Today was a good day.
And even the New York Yankees of Verdugo was vibing.
Yeah.
He's like, train me over there.
Yeah.
I'm back.
Train me back.
He hasn't been seen since.
Also, yesterday, what Dodgers fans got to experience, if they haven't already.
First, first show hey, Othani home run at home.
Shohey.
Hits this one to left.
Musta Cold it.
Fagic cold it.
And the Dodger fans are looking forward to seeing that for years to come.
Yeah, we are.
So beautiful to watch.
Yeah, we are.
I know, not going to lie.
I went to opening day last year.
Oh, you did.
First season with the Dodgers.
And I didn't get a home run.
And then, but they got a home run.
I was like, oh, I'm so jealous.
It's a big of because I paid like $2,000 to watch him last year.
I need to see that much.
Yes, I did.
It was crazy.
It was a lot.
I hope they did our Clarnia.
No, I just paid the fool.
Oh, damn.
It was cool to see him.
Yeah, no, no.
It was cool to see him do his thing.
And again, like, it was a cool day.
So I live in the San Gabriel area and the fighter jets that had flown over Dodger Stadium.
Yeah.
They just started doing donuts in the air around where I'm at.
And so you just see them because they only fly over at a doctor's day once.
Oh, no, they were chilling in over in my neighborhood.
Like, yeah.
And it's a loud noise.
I feel to burn.
For sure.
Yeah.
They're just up there.
I swear to God, I was like, wait, what's going on?
God, go ahead.
And my dad's like, no, son de la, la guerra.
They're from the, from the wars.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Should it go tight?
They just keep coming.
It's like, no, for Dodgers for opening days.
We're just really tight.
That is tight.
Did you guys watch the game?
Yeah, I watched the whole game.
It was so dope.
Like I said, it just feels like part two of last year, which obviously ended in a
World Series.
Right.
So just to see, like, the team still has the same enthusiasm, the same hunger.
You know, like, they, they, uh, they all,
Almost gave away the game, but then they, you know, they held on to it.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, come on, man, we're solid.
It don't matter if you win by age.
Or not.
Winning is winning.
Exactly.
Speaking of winning, you know how we won the World Series.
Yeah.
So again, Centerfield Plaza, you know, where you can overlook and kind of see the dugout and all of that.
That's also going to be where you can take a photo with the World Series championship ring.
Okay.
There's photo opportunities there.
Which is really cool.
That's awesome.
They're just different displays because you know we got them.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I believe the trophy is going to be around there, too, so.
so you can pass by and make sure that you take a photo.
Everyone wants that.
I do.
See the championship.
Trophy.
Right, Greg?
And tonight, I believe they get their rings.
Greg is real quiet.
The Dodgers get their championship rings tonight.
Hey, Greg, have you ever seen a championship ring on a podra?
You know what I love the most about the championship when we win?
And now we have gold jerseys.
Yes, bro, those jerseys.
I need the hat and those jerseys.
Yep.
I don't know.
They're so far.
I'm going to talk smack about the jersey and then wear it.
Yeah.
That's what I do.
Now that's my favorite jersey
But I did tell you that there was another LA team
That kind of came in a little shady at the Dodgers
And I'm trying to understand why
So yesterday it was opening day
And if you're an LA team
You're reping for the Dodgers tour
Dugers
True
You know what I'm saying
I would feel LASC fans
Galaxy fans
Yeah all of them
It's something we can all come together
On the L.A. Rams fans probably
Chargers fans probably
We were all Dodgers fans
Yeah, maybe, well, I was going to say, maybe even Angels fans, but probably maybe even Angel's fans.
Yeah.
For that day, they're like, yeah, you know what?
You're the World Series champions.
I get it.
It makes sense.
However, the Los Angeles Clippers.
The Los Angeles Clippers reposted San Diego Padres photo and said, happy opening day.
Good luck this season, Padres.
Love to see it.
The L.A Clippers did they want?
I'm sorry about this.
So lost.
Please explain it, Maximus.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
As part of the Los Angeles Clippers community, I'm here to apologize for everybody.
What happened, Maxime?
The problem is that Dodger friends, boo us every time we've tried to go and build a relationship with the team.
But, like, how? What do you mean?
So every time a Clipper player has gone to a Dodger game to try to build, like, that city community community, they boo us.
Chris Paul.
Everybody's been booed him.
Blake Griffin.
I was out of game.
They thought Blake Griffin was Kim Carlin.
Russians ex as white.
It's not his.
They honestly booed us.
Did they booed Kauai?
They boo everybody.
Paul George.
Do they boo you?
Did they boo Matt Barnes?
They better not.
They boo everybody.
Even you?
Did they boo Luke?
Walton?
Not Walton.
Tyron Lou.
Now they boo him.
Yes.
What?
So unfortunately it's like a.
Respectfully.
We tried.
And they do Lebron too?
No.
And he's a Laker.
Yeah, I don't think they boo LaBron.
No.
Okay, but let's back it up a little.
bit, Maximo, you're hiding the fact that...
That clippers used to be from San Diego.
Exactly.
That's the main point.
But it doesn't mean that we haven't tried.
They're old chums from back in the day because the clippers are secretly from San Diego.
Okay?
You're secretly from Minnesota.
What?
Don't start with me?
No, the lake.
Oh, okay.
Oh, exactly.
So look.
So because of that, like because honestly, yes, we were from San Diego.
Say it again.
But when we moved to L.A., we tried to do like the L.
a community thing and it didn't work
so they're like hey let's just go back to the
people that support
the Padres to where you're really from. The Padres support the Clippers?
The Padres support the movie? Yes.
Yeah they had Paul George
throughout the first pitch at a Padres game before
The funky bright jerseys.
Exactly and the City Connect.
And Kauai lived in San Diego for a long time.
He went to school out there so that kind of
makes some sense. Yep.
Yeah but a lot of Clippers players
are from L.A. Yeah but we've been booed.
If Russell Westbrook pulled up they'd booed him
If he is a clipper, yes.
He is a clipper.
I think Westbrook does.
No, when he was a clipper, they'd probably move him.
Nah, they can boo what Russ.
Yes, the way they introduce it is Los Angeles clipper player and then booed.
Oh, that's why.
Just say NBA basketball players.
Yeah, it would be better off.
I don't know why Dodger fans later when I'm a Dodger fan.
Yeah, you are a Dodger fan.
That's so sad.
But see, the thing is it's like if you're a Dodger fan, why is your team going for the Padres?
Because we get booed.
They don't show love to us.
I almost bomb us.
Even though.
Even though if you go outside to every recreational park, it's the Clippers.
When you sign up your kids to go play basketball, it's the Clippers.
Lakers don't do community work.
Yeah, they do.
At the YMCA, you have to pay.
No, the YMCA is the one with the Clippers.
The REC too.
And it costs $200.
Only the YMCA.
If you go to the REC is $10.
Show me where the wreck is.
Eddie and Park Rec.
I work just to keep these fools in sports.
I got you.
Jeez.
You need one of the Clippers, probably James Hardin, because he's probably the coolest.
just to go out there and be like
to Dodger Stadium and be like
y'all don't love us
y'all don't love us
okay when Kobe would go
to the Dodger Stadium
yeah yeah he would wear
Dodger jersey
yeah my name of Chattelwood
is Kauai going
wearing
Yeah they would wear
Dodger stuff
Clippers stuff
yeah
no Dodger stuff
even Chris Paul
and they still booed him
yeah
because Paul got booed
I was there at the game
I was like whoa you saw it
yeah
I just feel like
you were
I just like you're
you would think the city's
yeah
he's really sad
about it.
I would hope that like instead of going with our enemy, you just try to make it work at home.
An enemy of my enemy is my friend.
That's what happened.
Yeah, but that's not cool because then you still want to survive out here.
Then just move over there with the, with the San Diego.
No, it's like when dudes get bullied and join the gang.
Quadra's is the gang that never wins anything.
That's how it feels.
Yeah, I almost bought a Clippers jersey last night.
I was like, wow.
You should? I should, huh?
I'll step to you.
Come on, ball.
Do you see how accepting you are about it?
I'll be your podger.
I try to be a Laker fan.
You can't be a Laker fan.
Because you were just a C-O-6 fan.
They're booing me.
See?
Oh, my gosh.
30 showers.
Hey, you're going to join the gang.
Yeah, I should have.
Greg, how was the Padreys game yesterday?
Oh, we don't.
Connected like I'm rosecrans.
Rosecrans.
Rooscrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
The word is the viral YouTube dating show, pop the balloon is going to be popping up on your favorite streaming app.
I like that.
I like that.
I love that show.
So if you aren't familiar with the show, it's a dating show.
created by
YouTuber
Arlette Amuli
that has gotten
over 100 million
views on YouTube
and has even
been spoofed
on SNL before.
Wow.
Yeah.
The premise of the show
is someone will go
in a room
looking for love
with like 10
eligible single people
and as they answer
questions from the host
the contestants
will pop their own balloon
if they want to
disqualify themselves
from the competition.
Sometimes the question
isn't even asked
the person just walks in
yeah.
They thought people will pop pop it
to be like basically saying
not me
like I don't want that person.
Yeah.
So when
you pop your balloon, you lose your shot at love, essentially.
This is an example of one happening.
Listen to this.
How old are you?
How old are you?
I'm 19.
Yeah.
And then they'll go to each guy and be like, why did you pop your balloon?
They ask them.
Sometimes if it's a girl's on the lineup, like the girls are the ones with a balloon.
And the guy comes in and the girls pop, it's like, okay, why do you say no?
He didn't even say a word.
They'll be like the way that he dressed or maybe his height.
And then they have a chance.
to even like rebuttal what the girl said and sometimes there's fights.
Yeah, it's like, wow, I wasn't going to pick you anyway.
Yeah.
You know, it's that whole thing.
I love it so much.
It's kind of the modern day, like, next bus.
You just remember next?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
When, like, that would happen, they would do like a little, you know, dating show and, you know,
someone would get off the bus and they'd be like, next.
They just say, next.
Yeah, it's kind of like that.
But, yeah, so Netflix has ordered Pop the Balloon Live, a reimagined version of the digital series.
And it's going to be airing every.
Thursday at 8 p.m. Eastern on April 10th.
It's gonna work.
Yeah.
This version will be hosted by the Insecure star Yvonne Orgy, who's
best friend in the show.
Love it. I love her.
Yeah, she's super funny. She's a comedian, so it's going to work.
So they just bought the concept of it.
From her, yeah, off of Arlette.
Yeah.
Are you involved in some way?
Yeah. There's even people that, like, in public,
they'll do it in public.
Like, they'll grab some random stranger
and then they'll have a line of people with balloons
what do you think about this person
and everybody just pops it
oh I think I see a video
that's crazy if you didn't really sign up for that
Yeah people are flipping it
Yeah people are making their own versions of it
Yeah because Greg it's funny until you're walking down the street
And then you just hear balloons popping
And you're like what happened?
I know I want to know
Sorry none of us think you're cute
I want to know
So my name is Greg C
Ew
One of the girls in be like
Your pants are too glittery
And then you say, how old are you?
All right.
So moving on.
YG dropped a new song title 2004, and he gets extremely personal, you guys.
So the other day, YG was on a streamer, neon stream, and he let a song play where YG
stepped out of the frame, and YG said something shocking.
So everyone was confused if it was real or if it's a troll or if it was AI, right?
But last night, a new song dropped on, you know, his Spotify and Apple and everything called 2004.
And it's featuring Buddy.
And he spoke about an experience he had as a 14-year-old kid with an older woman.
All right, listen to this.
When I was young, I got five years twice my age.
Pick me up from school to me to hers and got laid.
Since that day, I never looked the same.
Yeah, man.
That's how he opened up the song?
That's how he opened up the song.
Wow.
And you know, the team.
teasers to this is him kind of going into therapy.
And the woman asking him, tell me about your secrets.
That stuff that you don't say to anybody.
And he's, I don't know secrets.
But it's like the initial for a man to not speak about things that have happened to him.
And things happen to men.
Things happen to boys.
Things happen that are definitely kept in secret.
Never to be talked about again, right?
But that doesn't mean that they're never to affect them again.
It probably affects them constantly.
So then she's like, say it.
Like she gets really, she starts pressing him to talk about these things and then comes this song.
Right.
And listen to the whole thing.
I know you have too big.
But throughout the song, there's a bit of like, yeah, I got an older woman.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I got an older woman.
That was like my first time at stuff and like things of that nature.
So there's like the G part of it.
But then there's like, dang, I didn't need to do that.
Like I went home and I threw up after a certain, like an incident that happened.
And it's really telling the story of him definitely having been, for lack of better term, abused when he was younger by somebody.
It's like a journey through his maturity.
Yeah.
Because at first you're not mature enough to realize what happened.
You take it as like a trophy in the sense, not knowing that it could cause like a, like whether it's like an addiction or the need to fill that like dopamine release, you know.
Yeah.
And then to later grow up and eventually realize like, wow.
that was unhealthy for me.
That's what he has like
as a, during like as a song progresses
he starts to like realize like
oh why this is why this
and if you ask me this
this is because of that.
Listen to this.
So just think for the next time
you start asking
why's you like that
why's you savage
why have you you fuck
with it's never alone lasting
no access to my heart
I give no passage
Man
took advantage of me
I ain't got no trust
that took advantage of me
I ain't getting no
So, you know, essentially explaining why his relationship for short, you know, why he's a savage, his words, you know, and stuff like that.
So it's like a lot of realizations of why he is the way he is.
And honestly, even in that style of rap of where YG comes from, whether it be ratchet or whether it be like L.A. Street, you don't expect someone to talk like this because L'K.
That leaves you vulnerable.
Loki that leaves you up for jokes amongst other men.
Loki, like now I know your weakness and all of that.
but for him to do that, I can't but respect it because he represents a lot of men that don't talk about it
because they may be in that same lifestyle, but man, like, even if they don't talk about it, still,
even if this doesn't mean I'm going to tell my home girl about it, my husband or my wife, excuse me,
at least you have that moment of retrospect in the car or wherever you're listening to it,
that, okay, like, let's see what may be here taking inventory of what may have happened, you know?
Some people might be his age, you know, which is like, you know, mid-30s and be like, that happened to me too.
I didn't even realize it.
You know, so it's like a moment that a lot of people can learn from because like he said in the song, he didn't even realize that that's what happened.
He just thought he got lucky and he was bragging to a friend.
Yeah, exactly.
I believe she was in her 30s and he was.
Yeah, double his age.
He's 14, so, you know, you do the math there.
I think often we know that it can happen with an older man and a younger girl.
Yeah.
And it happens to boys too.
And either way, you know, it's a lot of the same outcomes.
Hypersexualization, you know, and he's kind of realizing that.
It's like, that's why I'm like this.
What's why I'm like that.
What I do see when I see this is this is somebody that's done the work.
Yep.
So he's probably had to have these conversations and learn that, like, relatively now.
And he's probably heard maybe from partners.
Like, what's up?
Like, what's up with you?
Like, did something.
And he couldn't say.
And then now he's able to.
And I think that that's really.
And I think that that's really cool because honestly, a girl, like a girl, even a girl that loves you can tell you all day, there's something in there.
Can you please get it?
Can you please talk to me about it?
And just something about you won't.
It's not that you don't trust or love who your partner is.
It's that it's just not safe because you're still that little kid inside, you know what I'm saying?
That couldn't tell his mom, you know, or that couldn't tell somebody in authority.
So how can I say it now?
It's crazy because someone had DM'd us and I want to bring this up because sometimes I'm like, we just talk about.
BS man but this guy was like hey brown bag um can we get a day where y'all talk about breaking generational
trauma setting boundaries and keeping them and breaking the the but it's family excuse to accept
everything that goes on in a family you guys are amazing especially on topics like this and i would love
to hear your opinion so even just to understand like people are searching for i guess that conversation
and whether yg intended it or not i'm sure he didn't intend it these conversations are happening
because of this song, you know, and it just dropped.
Yeah, yeah.
It dropped today.
Music video is really good too.
Please watch the music video.
And in it, you see a bunch of men walking into the same experience that he has to know,
this isn't just me, you know?
Buddy on the hook, incredible.
Buddy sounds amazing.
He's in his Nate dog bag.
Yeah, listen to this.
Yeah.
They ask me up from okay.
Motherfuckers don't deserve.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was like in his Nate dog bag when he did.
He was.
He was definitely.
Yeah, when he did that,
yeah, when he did that, it killed it.
Honestly, I'm really shocked that YG dropped something like that.
Because, again, like Lettie said, that leaves him very vulnerable.
And I'm wondering, like, after he did therapy,
if this letter, this song was pretty much like a letter to himself
to just say, like, hey, this is really what happened.
This is what I went through.
And maybe that's like a full circle moment for him to be like,
okay, I'm at peace.
Oh, yeah.
Enough to share it with the world.
And to be honest, as a, like, a fan of his music,
I haven't felt these type of vibes
since my crazy life.
You know where he's opening up, being personal.
I think he spoke about like stealing a dollar
out of his mom's person.
He gets very detailed.
Talking about him going to jail.
Yeah.
You know, also how like a girl broke his heart
and stuff like that.
So like this is like more of that same, you know,
bag that he's in that he's just like opening up
and being like, look, this is my real life.
More about him.
And I love when artists I grow and mature in music
because it's like, yes, we know him
for like his ratchet
bag in that pocket.
Yeah.
But we also have to realize like he's, he's getting older.
Yeah.
And as you get older, like your life changes.
You can't wrap about the same things.
So seeing him become more introspective is though.
I like that you mentioned my crazy life because I think when it comes to YG,
you just see Tudu Dube, you see the left right, you see the ratchet music, which he's done
incredibly.
Yeah.
And that definitely is a part of his personality.
But I think he's always been introspective.
I remember, I think it's the second album, might be still brazy, where he talks about
wondering who shot him because he had got shot at that time.
So understanding like these deep,
like these deep dark emotions,
clearly there's things you don't talk about.
But for the most part,
it seems like YG is one of the more open rappers
when things like this happened.
You know, it's not like he got shot and he's like,
oh yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
He talks about it in an album like waking up
and now being paranoid.
Yeah.
Being paranoid because you don't know who it was type of thing.
To now like, hey, as I'm looking back.
And it's just, it's cool.
I guess one would expect,
and not to put them together,
but one would expect, like,
clearly Kendrick's talked about his past
and the therapy and Mr. Moranah of the ex-seppers.
One would expect, like,
that type of rapper, of course, is going to do it.
This one won't.
But it's cool to see,
nah, even right here, man,
even to who he's talking to,
he's letting them know, like,
hey, these are the themes
and these are the concepts are going to have.
Exactly.
Really, really good song.
I would appreciate if you guys checked it out,
checked out the video,
and like, yeah, keep that conversation going.
Even if it's amongst you and your friends
and your loved ones,
You never know who you may be helping through some bad times, man.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, well, that was your word on Rosecrans, brought to you by local Southern California to a dealer.
I'm Rosecrans, Vic for Brownback Mornings on Power 106.
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Oh, what a happy day for all the Selena!
That's Selena, right?
Yes, because he said quiet because you didn't say the last name.
Celina Gomez?
No.
Our Bidi-Bidi-Bim-Bum.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
The real one.
No.
The real one.
Oh, my God, Victor.
That's the one that she was named after, right?
Yes, she was named after.
Selina Gomez was named after Selena.
O'G.
Well, Yolanda Salivar, the killer, the public enemy number one.
Number one.
She was denied parole.
We can all rents, guys.
She was the night parole because there was coming up, right?
It was coming up on March 31st, I believe.
This weekend.
This weekend.
Oh, no, this Sunday, sorry, March 30th.
She was up for parole.
Eligible.
and she was actually denied.
The Texas State Board said like,
you're not getting out.
You're staying in prison because she is for life in prison right now.
She's a master manipulator.
Yeah, I remember when that series came out,
I think it was on Peacock of like kind of her point of view,
which I didn't know I was watching.
Oh my God, Victor, yes.
Her point of view.
And I watched the whole thing and I was like,
what did I just watch?
I don't want sympathy for this lady.
I know.
Everybody needs to know the truth.
It's like, fuck, bro.
She tried to make it Salinas fault and all of that.
Yeah.
But I don't know, like kind of maybe Selena was the aggressor and because of that I shot her.
And it did happen in Corpus Christi, Texas.
Because I'm like, well, why would you bring a gun?
Right.
And then some random thing happened.
Yeah.
But Texas.
Yeah.
That's a little different over there.
She did get life in prison, but with the possibility of parole after 30 years.
So it had been 30 years since all of that happened.
I know.
Crazy, right?
Yeah.
It's been 30 years.
Had been 30 years.
So that's why she's up for it.
Oh, she has support from her family.
She does.
They were heavily behind that thing that you saw.
A documentary.
Victor.
And saying she is a model inmate.
She does everything where she doesn't get in trouble.
She follows rules.
You know, she's genuinely, how would you say?
Not remorseful, but I hope she's remorseable.
Yeah.
Rehabilitated.
Yeah, yeah.
So they're trying to show those points.
Yeah.
But not.
And that's why it was a little bit scary, because also it's a little bit scary.
So people are like, okay, maybe they might have leniency towards her.
And that's what everybody was thinking.
Like, if this lady comes out, like, it's just a rehashing of old wounds, you know what I'm saying?
And Loki, I don't know that she'd be too safe.
I don't think so.
Personally, she's probably safer in prison.
Yeah.
I think so, too.
For sure.
But actually, let me play a little clip of the documentary you're watching.
It's not on Netflix.
It was actually on oxygen.
Oh, okay.
I'm just play it so you can hit her even more.
Yeah.
It's, oh.
She kept trying to press.
good guilty in me for not continuing with her.
She's talking about Selena.
And how everything was going to crumble.
And she kept saying to me,
if you don't stay with me, I know you're going to come out.
You're going to be telling everybody about what was going on with the doctor.
I felt, I felt like, how dare you could.
Excuse me, when I've kept all your secrets.
So in that documentary, she's talking about like, oh, my God, she's making herself the victim.
It's a theory that Selena was with the doctor.
Yeah.
So she was saying, like, oh, that Yolanda.
knew about an affair that Selena was having with the doctor, right?
Not only that, but then she's saying, Yolanda's saying like, oh, like, well, I had the gun because
I was paranoid because her dad kept pressuring me and threatening me.
And so I just felt like there's a blue truck following me so anything can happen.
So that's why I had the gun.
That's crazy.
I know.
But then when she says that she misses Selena, oh, my blood just boils.
I want the people to know that I miss Selena just like they do.
but I know I'll see her again in heaven.
I know I will.
She didn't deserve to die.
Yeah, because you took her life away, fool?
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like she's a little confused.
I think she's going to, you know, if she sees Selenna anywhere, she's,
Yolanda's going to be looking up.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Just a far distance, you know.
So I don't know if you could see that far up from all the way down there.
But then you'd have to think of how many people,
and not just like Yolanda, have committed crimes and in their brain,
have excused it.
Yeah.
And honestly, it's not about us.
It's not, for her, it's not about us believing her or not.
For her, this is what she needs to believe in her head in order to be okay with her own life
and who she is.
Yeah.
She cannot accept that she did that because she was angry or because she wanted to do something
or because she was about to get fired or anything of that nature.
Because even like the Selena, I kill Selena because she was scared that I knew about
the doctor.
Wouldn't that meant Selena would have?
killed you for yeah the other way around yeah and it's like so what it's just like like not like
like that but it's just an affair like it's not over like killing somebody it's just like oh okay
it happens all the time dayline yeah and i mean i feel like just looking at her there's definitely
something there was an obsession that she had towards selena yeah period with selina that and that
i think that and a lot of times when celebrities do pass away from a fan which she was she was she was
the president of the fan club there's an obsession there and there are definitely mental stuff in
there. But she won't accept that. And I think us hoping that she does, that don't ever happen.
And that's why she shouldn't be let out. And I'm just like, I always think like, what are you
going to get out and do? Like, go get ice cream. Hell no. Like, for what? Like, you don't get no ice cream.
Girl. I'm pretty sure she's going to get like witness protection, change her whole identity, all that stuff.
But people are going to recognize. The panel, the panel said the reason for the denial was the
nature of the offense. The record indicates that the instant offense has elements of brutality,
violence, assaulted behavior, or conscious selection of victims' vulnerability, indicating a conscious
disregard for the life safety or property of others, such that the offender poses a continuing
threat to public safety.
This statement in itself is great because this is her first time up for parole.
There's going to be other times.
But if this one's saying, like, look, we're not doing this because of stuff she's saying now,
literally what she did then, we can't give her parole.
Yeah, right.
And so that kind of sets a precedent for the ones to come.
You know what I'm saying?
Are they saying that?
Right under it, girl.
As if, like, she had a plan to killing her.
Is that really?
Yeah, yeah.
Meditated.
She knew what was all of that.
For sure.
I read that as.
And you're right, letty.
Like, in 30 years, she's again up for Pearl, but I don't, I mean, she's up there with age.
I think she still might have a hearing the 31st.
I wouldn't.
I'll double check.
I'll double check.
But as of now, yeah, she was denied Pearl.
So she's not coming out.
Put her under the prison.
I know.
All right.
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