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The more brownback, the better. Come on.
It's Parano, 10, 6.
LA's number one for hip-Hipa.
Buenos Aires.
Good morning to you.
And you, and you, it's April 10, man.
What happened?
You're hurt?
No, I had my headphones all the way up, so when I plugged them in, like blew my ears.
Yeah.
You should have been plugged in, brother.
Yeah.
Stay plugged in, dog.
Hey, yo.
What's coming up inside scrolling, bro?
You know what?
Say it again.
Every time you talk about scrolling, you do you bang.
He does bang.
Because these damn kids are ruining movie theaters now.
And I hope they keep kicking them out for all the chaos that they're causing.
Find out what I'm talking about next.
Weren't we all those kids?
Let's find out about it.
I don't think that bad.
Scrois!
Homie Gregory.
Hey, let's you.
Movie theaters and even the police are warning anybody that is going to watch the Minecraft movie.
The cops are warning us?
Yes.
Because if you plan on getting out of hand and that,
movie they're not playing around anymore they're gonna kick you out for minecraft yes there's a part of the
movie where okay i don't know what it is exactly i haven't seen the movie yet but you guys have you ever played
minecraft i haven't like five minutes and i got bored oh yeah because you have i guess you build stuff
you collect and build up i've never played it all of my sons have played it your son i never played it yeah
apparently you're supposed to gather things and that's how you build and you build your own world and stuff like that
but it's a thing though slow for me the fact that you know how you
You guys love Pokemon, right?
Yeah.
And it cross generations like my five-year-olds love it,
and then there's 30-year-olds that love it, you know?
That's like Minecraft.
So my oldest one is 19, and his generation love Minecraft,
and then still the little ones love Minecraft too.
So it's something that it's beyond even, like, the moment.
Yeah, my friends like Minecraft too.
Just once kids get hit to Minecraft, boom.
So you're getting 19-year-old?
30-year-olds?
No, 19-year-olds.
19-year-olds.
that are acting like the five-year-olds for Minecraft.
What?
That's why they're turning up.
But I was like when you're turning up as a 19-year-old, it's just super loud.
You're super crazy.
It's a lot more.
And the tops are like, hey, get out.
Yeah, chill out here because they're throwing popcorn.
There's, like, people taking confetti poppers.
Yeah.
Somebody even taking a chicken.
An actual chicken.
Oh, no way.
That's pretty cool.
No, no.
Why would you take an actual chicken?
I don't know.
Yeah.
But there's literally videos going viral everywhere.
I'm everybody going crazy for chicken jockey?
Yeah, bro.
Do you guys remember chicken jockey?
Yeah, everybody in the theater screamed,
Chicken jockey.
But how would they know that?
The trailer, bro.
And that's what I'm telling you.
The phenomenon of Minecraft,
people have been waiting for this movie.
Again, like the teens have,
because when they were little,
they didn't have a movie.
And the little ones are waiting for it,
all of that.
But the trailer hit,
and people are grabbing pieces of the trailer.
Once it pops up in the movie,
they're going crazy.
Yeah.
Everyone during.
my movie was like, I
am Steve. And I guess that's the main character. Yeah, they said this right here.
I am Steve. Then round of applause. Like everyone's turning up. Like,
they did that. I was so confused. What? Yeah. How? And I've never seen it like that
in a movie. They memeified it.
Yes. Instantly. I think it's because the trailer was seen so much and it's on YouTube and kids
are always on YouTube. So I was like, wait, am I late to this? Did this come out already?
Yeah. And then because like, it's in the trailer.
dad.
Yeah, I want to play the part of the trailer where everybody's going crazy.
The chicken jockey one.
Yeah.
Listen to this.
Chicken jockey.
That's all they got.
It's a random thing.
It's just Jack Black, number one.
It's his delivery.
He's incredible.
And I'm telling you, it's also the age range of people that are hype for it.
It's the teens that are hype for it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, listen to how hype they are in a movie theater.
Chicken jockey!
Dude, it makes sense.
This is the age.
Inside the movie theater.
Inside the movie theater.
It was insane.
Condemoneum.
So I had bought Vic a chicken jockey popcorn bucket that I guess it was like super rare.
And I had bought it like a couple weeks before not even knowing about it.
You can't do that?
Yeah, Vic knows all the stuff.
I just paid for it.
So he's like, oh, I'm going to take my chicken jockey popcorn bucket to the movie.
And I was like, okay, that sounds like a good idea, right?
And then so we went and people were, he was walking around with it, holding it.
People were treating him like a celebrity.
They're like, oh my God, I said he has a chicken jockey.
Everybody.
And then he had to go to the bathroom.
So I held it outside and people are like, oh, my God, it's a chicken jockey.
People walking by me, chicken jockey.
And I was just like, what is going on with this chicken jockey thing?
But, I mean, the kids love it.
It's what else.
Yeah, I'm not hit to it.
Whatever the, it's not ours.
It's not going to NG.
Respectfully, we're out of the demo.
Oh, no, for sure.
Because I thought like this was like for kids and then you're telling me no.
Kids and teens.
I didn't know that part.
Because when they were kids is when Minecraft was crazy.
pop in and then every generation
afterwards is like
is up on it. They got like 20 and below.
Yes, for real. Okay. Okay.
So with this movie, it's kind of
the thing how we're talking about
different movies have different themes. For example,
Barbie movie, everybody's showing up
anything. This is that version.
Everybody's showing up. Everybody's showing up
to turn up. Yeah. And they're showing up in a little mask too and everything
over. And whatever, I go to AMC personally, but the
movie theaters are really good at
like merchandising now.
Before it wasn't like you went to a movie and the and the theater itself was
selling different types of popcorn buckets, different types.
And I knew like maybe the cups or whatever, but like they sell the merch right there
like at the concession now.
Did it was it the Kid Cuddy movie that you wanted to take the?
No, for a real.
The Ferral movie.
Oh, that I wanted to steal.
No, but I'm not even talking about that.
Like you can go.
Oh, there's actual merch now?
Yeah.
Like the popcorn buckets and things like that.
If you go to the line, you can buy a.
stuffy of Minecraft.
You could buy the glasses
that you're talking to Minecraft.
Lanyers.
Like they have like a whole setup.
I've been to the movie.
Basically like outside when you go outside of a roller coaster
and then that same roller coaster has like the
its little gift shop.
Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is.
It is.
For whatever them.
And I'm assuming like they got to get their bread up because
people aren't going to the movies.
So they're finding other ways to get money.
I haven't been to the movies in a while.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, that's why you haven't seen all that.
Yeah.
This merch booth still?
What we're going to see about the Minecraft movie,
it's going to break so many.
records, it's going to be one of the biggest movies.
I bet.
And just from like the spectacle alone.
But they are saying, hey, if you do this, you're getting kicked out.
There's signs everywhere.
There's so many videos that like them just telling people to get out.
Because they're throwing everything that they have.
Like they'll bring stuff from home like the popper, like those big poppers.
They'll bring them and pop them in the movie theater and the lights turn on and like everybody out.
They almost their goal is to have someone come in and start.
stop the film or tell them to act correctly.
That's the point of what they're doing it?
Yes.
Like, let's turn up so crazy until a rep of the theater comes and shuts us up.
It's like, it's just, oh my God.
It's pretty bad.
They're making a huge mess out of it, too, like throwing everything.
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad I went to a matinee show with the boys because they were ready.
They were about to start throwing things.
They were like, boom, boom, where are we right?
We're writing at dawn, let's go.
They're ready to turn up.
You caught the crazy one.
Yeah, it was like four people.
So it was after school on a Friday, but I had no idea this was going on yet.
Exactly.
You don't know until you know.
And then once you've seen it and then Loki that makes other people want to go to the
Minecraft movie like to see what's...
Okay, no lie to do the thing.
No light of the way.
I'm like, you know, I want to be part of it.
Yeah.
I just want to be here when you guys do it.
I'll be so mad if somebody started throwing popcorn and stuff like that.
Angie will film.
Yeah.
Angie's going to accidentally say it in Spanish.
That trailer is insane.
Yeah.
It's crazy that.
I think, too, what it turns into is, what is it those things called?
Like a scavenger hunt of sorts of, you don't know when this plays in the movie.
Yeah.
But, like, once it hits, you're like, turned up because it hit in the movie.
You know, whatever happened in the trailer.
Yeah.
It's a fun time.
Enjoy it.
Have fun.
Go to the Minecraft movie.
And then shout out Jack Black.
We're having a conversation me and my husband about Jack.
It's like, bro, this guy's legend.
Yeah.
Like, we don't really talk to him about him so much, but he's a legend, man.
So he's a legend, but why is he playing in a kid's movie like that?
He's legend.
He says that.
He can do whatever.
But that's animated.
No, Kung Fu Panda, Nacho Libre.
Yes.
School of Rock.
But that's all when he was younger.
He looks the same to me.
Is he like 60 already or 50?
Who cares?
Why are you judging?
Him and what's the, what's the real?
He seems so cool.
Yeah.
What's that other guy?
Jason Mooa?
Jason.
Him, I put my hands up.
They're both like old heads playing like young people in a movie.
Well, maybe.
They're good, though.
It's going to be another hot one today, you guys.
You know what I realized?
What's up, I need to stop wearing sweats.
In the morning?
Yeah, because if I wear shorts, it's going to motivate me to go run.
Oh, okay.
But if I wear sweats, it's going to motivate me to get in bed.
Girl, sometimes you all be wearing some shorts.
It's crazy.
Yesterday, oh, yesterday, you didn't know what we did yesterday.
So we had, oh, can I?
Oh, my God, this is perfect timing, actually.
Isn't it be hot.
Yes, it is.
I want to validate your feelings that I heard you.
You're going to wear shorts and sweats.
Yes.
Boom.
Yesterday we went to a park in Noho.
Shout out to North Hollywood.
Toro, Toro, Toro, Toro, but we went for the pot, so it's me, Vic and Duno.
And I had told them before, hey, we got to do a photo shoot.
Like, let's go to the park.
Like, chilling, like, it's springtime.
Yeah, makes sense.
But it's going to be hot this week.
I put that.
It's going to be hot.
Number one, Duno shows up.
Duno, my very...
Robust.
Robo.
But I love shorts.
Yeah.
But very high-calorie friend.
Remember?
High-calorie friend is crazy.
That was like a homie hubline.
The high-calorie homie.
Yeah.
The high-calorie homie.
He was there and he wore a leather jacket.
Oh, my God.
What are those jackets?
It was like a starter jacket.
Like a bomber.
Like a letterman.
Yeah, something like that.
A leather?
Oh, my God.
And I just.
knew from the jump like this is not gonna go good this is gonna be a lot it's gonna be mad so then we're like
trying to figure out poses right because we're at a park and we're like what should be the poses
and of course there's one to be on like the bleachers or like the tables tables and then we saw a tree
and we're like hey let's go take a forward by the tree bro let's climb that tree but my hoochie
daddy over here victor victor was wearing the hoochies daddy is the shorts you're
remember how he got that his girl had it yeah yeah yeah not good for climbing trees
He's not good for climbing.
And I have video of his attempts at getting up the tree.
He eventually did.
Yeah, okay.
It took a while.
Because we're doing our poses and I just see Vic like, can we get down now?
And I'm like, why?
What's wrong?
I'm like, but I'm like, but you have to get on the tree but also like sit yourself a certain way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it was really hot.
Like 90 degrees it was out.
Oh, my gosh.
And here we are at the park.
One fool with a letterman jacket, another fool who's bleeding.
Getting up their tree
My knees and elbows got all scraped up
I don't know how the photos are going to turn out
My thing is like we have to make one of those photos work
Or else it all went to vain?
No, it has to.
Is they going to come out all shiny?
Yeah.
And then shout out to all the photographers out there
We did a photographer No-No
And we shot in the middle of the day.
Photographers know this.
You either shoot early in the morning
or later maybe three or four o'clock.
We hit high noon, Doug.
We were there like 1 p.m.
Isn't that better?
No.
The lights?
No.
Oh, the sun is in your face and it's like a light bulb.
Oh, it's not good.
Just very bright.
It was super bright.
We were there so early.
We got there before the Cholos.
Yeah, we did.
Oh, wow.
Shout to the Cholos that came up, though.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's funny.
That's why I said,
don't respect,
Thorestst.
Yeah.
Usually that's right they call it golden hour when you take a photo and it just
looks so nice.
Yeah.
But that's later on in the afternoon.
Think about it.
If you go midday,
you're going to be squinting.
Yeah.
That's what I'm thinking.
It's just bright, too bright, too bright of a light.
Yeah.
I'm just thinking, yeah, your pictures are going to come out shiny and you're squinting and smiling.
It's great.
That's why my pose is closed your eyes anyway.
Perfect.
So, yeah, yeah.
It works.
If you're out in the heat and there was no palatero, which I'm like, bro.
At all.
That's how early it was?
Yeah.
Like, not even the palatero will go out.
It's that hot and the sun's that crazy.
Yeah.
But yeah, yeah.
So, have you seen that they're like, be careful out there.
Upgrading their carts?
No.
I've seen them on golf.
Carts now?
Oh, yes, yes.
Electric bikes and stuff like that.
Like, it's crazy.
They got my name.
On a golf cart and so much.
On a golf cart.
Yeah, that's like their new thing now.
Like the ones that we run around in or ride around in for like a golf thing?
You know what?
You know what, like a concert?
We don't golf, Angie.
Well, I mean, we don't, but we're not in the Jimmy Omilde, Eluminati yet.
Yeah, invited to the golf.
Invite me.
Like, if ever look at the medical golf carts that they use at concerts where there's
like a bed on the back of it, they turn that until.
a little thing where they have all the ice creams and stuff like that.
They don't be walking anymore.
And I'm like, what?
Yeah, because pushing that all day, every day in the hot sun is a lot.
Yeah.
I was like, that guy made it if he has a golf cart right there.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so tight.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
There's one that passes by my house.
And he has a little umbrella on the top of it and everything.
Can you take a picture of it next time?
Yeah, I got you.
And also bring me some ice cream.
Yeah.
All melted.
The boys, they got, we got an inflatable pool.
Mm-hmm.
For, like, because it's hot now.
Yeah.
And all I'm thinking about the inflatable pool is like,
The mosquitoes.
I knew it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because right now, this is your reminder that if you have a pool, an inflatable one, go dump the water.
Because still water is where mosquitoes breed.
I learned this because I have become a mosquito expert.
You are.
I hate these tools.
Did you put it on your grass?
Yeah.
Did you put a cart, not a carpet, a tarp down before?
No, I just move it, bro.
Okay, because I was supposed to say this is a big circle right there, the middle of your grass.
Yeah.
But it's not there for a long time.
Yeah, she normally takes it out quickly.
Yeah. For the same reason.
For the same reason, the mosquitoes.
You turn it over, you put it in the thing.
And then I have a grapevine because I'm a little bit rich.
So I put it under the grapevine.
It's really nice, right?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
It came with the house.
It came with the house.
But it makes me feel like, wow, I could make wine if I want to.
Honestly, the first time I saw that, I'm like, wow, she is rich.
Yeah.
I really thought that.
Who do you know that has a grapevine, Doug?
I don't even know what a great vine is.
It's like, nice.
It's beautiful.
It's pretty.
You can sit under it.
It's very shady.
That's funny.
I heard it through the grapevine, let these little rich.
She has a grapevine.
All right, you guys have shoutouts?
Great vine.
Let me look at this.
No, you got to go to my crib.
You got to see it.
It's just a whole bunch of grapes.
Yeah.
Not to the back.
Yeah, but not during the day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And not during where the grapevine is in season.
It's right now in season.
Oh, yeah.
I don't even know.
Yeah.
I just know that there's a lot of trees back then.
All right.
Yes, we got shoutouts.
Tess wants a shout out.
She listens all the way from El Paso, Texas.
Come on, Tess.
Howdy.
She wants to show.
shout out her husband that's currently deployed.
She says, our baby girl, Sophia misses you.
Aw, that's your baby girl.
Sounds like a single mom in distress.
No, no.
No, it's not.
No, bro.
Stop.
Oh, hell go.
She's shouting out her man that's in the military.
What is going to do right now?
He's going to come back on a mission for you.
Come back with the particular set of skills.
By the way, I heard that the name,
it was a study on that name that it's the most beautiful name like of the whole world.
Sophia.
Well, just a beautiful name.
Like Sophia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So shout out to all the Sophia's out there.
Yes.
Stop thinking about the girls that you know that there's Sophia.
When I think of Sophia, I'm thinking of this little baby girl.
Wow.
Beautiful name of Sophia.
Yeah, I'm thinking of Princess Sophia or something like that.
Sophia Vagar.
Sophia Vagar.
That's why my mind goes.
Yeah.
The guys are focused right now.
Oscar Big Dog says, Roof Roof!
You want to congratulate his girlfriend Paola Martinez for being such a role model,
a.k.a.
She passed her nursing school.
Oh, congrats.
Therefore, her being a role model, I'm going back to school.
Woof, woof.
Oh, wow.
More like Simp, Simp.
No.
No, that's inspiration.
Yeah, she inspired you to go back to school.
It's a little dog activity.
Be a man, just go to work.
Go to war.
He's probably going to be doing both.
Go to work or war, man.
Be a man.
Jay Meza wants to show.
Says the DJ.
Yeah.
And the guy that got hurt jumping up a tree.
Woon's heel.
You know what?
You also got big.
you got also hurt when you were climbing the
truck last time.
Oh, the dogman.
Yeah.
No, I was just a little scared.
Watching you try to get down from the truck was the best to get.
Hey, Jose, if you're going to talk, get on the mic, bro.
Just as ego was hurt.
Oh, his ego was hurt.
His ego was hurt.
Yeah, because there were hell of homies that were on those trucks already.
Yeah, your foo just jumped down.
Just jump down.
Break your ankle.
Who cares?
They told you that.
They got you.
No.
Which, by the way, since you brought up the Dodger parade, I want to shout out IMed.
They do backcracking and, oh yeah.
And they have, they also do IVs and stuff, but they're most known for like, what is it, alignment.
The chiropractor.
They're helping the dude that fell at the Dodger parade.
Oh, really?
And he wants people to know, because there was like a whole story where a guy fell in the parking lot, right?
Yeah.
And that he was tagging and stuff.
Like he wasn't tagging, but they're helping him, like, recuperate.
Wow.
So I want to big up to the time.
Yeah.
Some people were saying that he died.
I thought so, too.
I hope he's the right guy.
No, I mean, he, I'm sure.
I mean, I hope he survived.
Yeah.
But, like, I remember.
But see these stories happen and then we can't.
My house were right next to it as it happened.
So they told me they're like, dude, I think the guy passed away.
I was like, but he could have just been, you know, severely injured.
The one that fell from the parking lot, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe he just passed out from what I saw from the video.
That's what I'm hoping.
Bro, if I fall like that, I'm laying down until they come get me.
Yeah, don't touch me.
I'm not trying to get up and shake it off.
Yeah.
No, don't do it.
You're going to be the one that tries to get in.
Yeah, Greg Wood.
Be a man.
Rub some dirt on it.
Yeah, that gives the girls the ick right there.
What?
That you can't get up fast?
Yeah.
I should have hit the floor and got it right up.
No, actually, I think like that video, like when he fell, one of the nurses from
IMA was the one helping him.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Shut up.
So it might be.
So I think so.
It makes sense.
How did you know one of the nurses?
Because they posted it and I follow them.
Yeah, so be good by men, man.
Yes, shout out to them.
Then Jay Mason wants to shout out.
He said, shout out Greg.
He agrees with the chanclas.
They're ugly.
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to all the pretty girls that wear those chanclas.
The skin tone ones.
You know what?
No, they didn't post the skinned.
No, they put the bedazzle ones.
And then we got birthday shoutouts.
What do you want your?
grow to wear?
Some nice, like, there's like nice doc ones that they have.
Doc ones?
Yeah.
Like, which ones?
Like Doc Martin's.
Yes.
Doc Martin's sandals?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, those are good.
What are the other ones?
The ones that are, do you make fun of me for wearing?
Birkenstocks?
There's a lot of Birkenstocks.
So you would prefer a girl that wears the bedazzled sandals.
Yes.
Oh, I don't know.
No, de hallo, de hallo.
How is that bad?
No, no.
Not at all.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, those are.
stylish those are cool oh my god can you please the yeah the one that he prefers yeah yeah
the one that are those are i don't mind either honestly i love girls that can wear all of them
like shout out to all the ladies that wear whatever sandals that they want because who's doing it for a dude
but just so you know greggis would prefer like the burke stocks dog martins the real tea steppers
yeah we got birthday shoutouts do that please callie we want to give a birthday shout out to
his daughter navilla a happy 20th birthday birthday
Let's go.
Nevia.
Heaven backwards.
Ah.
It is.
That's cool.
Oh gosh.
Do you guys not learn anything?
No.
When you were saying that, I was reading it too backwards.
That's crazy.
All right.
Mia wants to shout out her husband.
Shout out my boy.
Kelly Wings.
Mia wants to shout at her husband,
Omar.
Wish him a happy birthday today as well.
Let's go.
And that's our shout out.
So,
and Omar.
Happy birthday to you.
Felis Cumpo.
A TIE.
Simp or PIM.
Sips, Sips, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Yoletre Giorio, that's here because I don't know what happened to Voxi Bho,
but he probably said it up really late and not was faking that he's sick
because A-TM Danny has a show, or maybe someone's going on a private jet.
Or maybe there's something that fell off a truck that he's got to go sell.
Or some credit cards need swiping that aren't his.
Lettie, that's not true.
That's not true.
I'm here right now, Lettie.
I don't know what you're talking.
I want to talk about that.
Or maybe he's not.
He's texting Joe K to make sure all of the drills are fine.
And he's on selection radio now.
Legend.
Yeah.
But there's another legend that's...
He's a sim or he's a pimp.
That's right.
In this segment, it's a pimp.
He's out.
And this guy's going viral because why?
He's either a simp or a pimp.
Just do it like you, Greg.
Please. You're annoying.
Both of you.
It's like I hear it on both sides
Go climb a tree
Go climb something
There's a guy going viral
Because he was on the dating show
Where you know, popped a balloon
Where people line up
And there's a specific person that they bring out
And whoever doesn't like them pops a balloon
He was on the popping the balloon side
So he's the one that had the pain with the balloon
And was able to choose if he was going to pop it or not
And for a specific girl he didn't pop it
And he was explaining to her
what a perfect date would be like with him and everybody's roasting him because how extra he is.
Okay.
Listen to this.
Me, a perfect date.
First thing I'm going to do, I'm going to take you shopping for something to where.
I'm going to get your hair done, get your nails done.
Pick you up in my double-or.
Probably got a thousand roses in the rose verse.
After that, I mean, we're going to just go with the day.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not for real.
So we're going to just go with the day.
That's if we're in the city.
If we're not taking no trip, like I said, I'm pick you up, double-r, roses, all that.
The whole thing, you didn't got your hair done, nails done.
you dressed to impress whatever we both looking good we're gonna go out to eat fine dining we might
go to a club have fun and then after that you know we might just go get some massages this we might
I think that's a perfect day oh my gosh is he like imagining that or is that what he does look
you have to watch the video brown mag mornings when i'm six on instagram yeah and what's funny is that
he's dressed up fly like he dressed up showing it up and sometimes when people are rich they
don't show it off but he's showing it up i'm showing it off and then in the line of all the other guys
They're all looking at him and like, like, bro, is this guy serious?
Because it's a line of guys, right?
And they're tripping out on this stuff he's saying.
Yeah.
Because he's being like, yeah, and they were going to go to the fly and ride camels and then all of that.
Yeah.
He does all of that and she still pops his balloon.
Because he's trying to much.
That's trying to way too hard.
But he's doing what he thinks we want to hear.
Come on.
A thousand roses and the double R.
You know, that's a Rolls Royce.
Yeah.
All of that.
And then they're like, who's.
Balloon, do you want to pop?
And she pops in.
Was he the first one?
No.
No, they end up popping.
No, that's not how it goes.
They pop theirs if they see the girl.
And then she goes the ones that I pop and then they talk.
Gotcha.
I guess he didn't have his balloon pop.
So now is the point of the game where they're saying, okay, now fight for her love.
Now ask questions and answer them.
And then she gets to choose, oh, I don't like this person.
I want to pop it.
So she just popped this.
This guy sounds like me when I'm at the club and I have too many drinks and I'm trying
to talk to a girl.
What are you saying?
Same thing, yeah, I'll take a double R, you know, girl.
Yeah, when you're all, not even when you're at the club, when you're on the radio and you're like, yeah, you know, you know, mastro.
You ever been a nobu before?
Expensive dinners.
My Mayback, I think it's parked outside, you know, just.
And so just like that girl popped a balloon, girls are like, Greg, stop.
It's just unrealistic.
It's like, is it, though, you know.
So I'm going to pick you up in that 10, 10 seed Hummer limo, and then we're going to have Chris Brown in the back seat.
He's going to sing to you.
Because then what happens is if she says, yes, bro.
role.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's like so unrealistic.
And what are you going to do on the second date?
No, like, how are you going to get Chris Brown on the first date?
Yeah, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
It's just too much.
And it's like trying too hard.
And I feel like you don't, if you really had access to all those things, like you wouldn't be on a dating show.
You're right.
Oh.
Oh.
Come on, man.
I didn't even think of that.
I didn't think about that.
Yeah.
I made a valid point.
You better think about it.
But you got a double R, thousand roses in the car.
And just for the record, guys don't usually do this, right?
This is very abnormal for guys to talk up and then not really show out.
No, you got to, like me personally.
You got to.
Sim!
Sim!
It's hot outside.
I hope that you have water.
You know what sucks about learning about how all the stuff is bad for you?
I'm literally anxious about everything.
So supposedly the cookware that we use is not good for you.
Cookware?
Yes, even the non-stick one is not.
And I'm sorry to be that person.
Oh, yes, the non-skit.
The non-stick one, there was like a whole lawsuit and everything going on.
It's like the microplastic stuff, right?
And then the food stuff, like the Tupperware stuff is not good for you.
If it's a black bottom, you can't, you're not supposed to get that, right?
I've been telling people I hate Tupperware.
Don't ever use it.
I hate it.
It's disgusting.
Why?
You can hear your weird little triggers.
I don't understand them.
Hey, you know what?
You don't even pack lunch, so.
No, I hate Tupperware.
It's like disgusting to me.
But suppose if you're going to use Tupperware, you have to use glass.
So that would be the healthiest, right?
And then if you're going to have.
cook where you should have
stainless steel or cast iron
which cast iron is really heavy
and they're both very expensive
right and then
reina where my mom uses that one
yeah I need to I need to please help
and then like the spatulas and stuff
that have the black plastic that's bad
for you and then that water
is bad for you if it comes in a plastic
if you drink water from like a filter
like from the faucet that's even
That water is even better if it's filtered.
Yeah.
Then the plastic water bottles.
But this says no BPA.
I know.
Even if it says that.
That's what annoys me.
That they say like that, again, studies, research, whatever, reportedly, allegedly, that it, like, cardiac arrest and stuff like that can be triggered by that type of water.
But it says quality guarantee.
No.
Well, yeah, it tastes fresh.
But that you should get glass.
Water that comes in glass.
So pretty much is like.
Everything glass.
It says in the fine print, maybe.
But it says it.
purified drinking water.
It is all purified.
But then you got to think, that's marketing.
That's less, that's less health.
That's more marketing.
They're lying to us, aren't they?
And then you also have to think like, okay, these come in palates, right?
They're inside a plastic container, all that stuff.
So it's like they're sitting in the water in the sun.
So all that little thing, all the plastic penetries with the water.
You know what?
And they say not to drink like if you leave your plastic water bottle in the car, don't drink it.
For the same reason.
But it came in a shipyard.
So you're already drinking.
So you're already doing it.
Something like drinking it can give you more like more percentage of either high blood pressure or high cholesterol.
One of those.
And I was like, how does water do that?
And it's the nanoplastics or whatever.
And then I'm going to scare you a little bit more because I was scared.
And if I'm going to have an existential crisis, so is everybody.
Let's all do it.
Yeah.
So they said that like let's say if you passed away like in 2016.
Okay.
We all basically right now we all have plastic in our brains, little pieces of.
plastic in our brains.
My head's hurting.
But now we have so much
that they can fit a spoonful of all
the plastic, like little little plastics that
like from a person that's not alive anymore
that they've scooped that up, not scoop
but like, excuse me, collected.
And that the person that
passes away nowadays will have like
a spoonful of little
plastics all over their little brains.
Oh, that's so gross. And you got to think
it's not supposed to be there. So it's probably like
touching things and like
tricking stuff that it shouldn't. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't be having this conversation on a beautiful day like today.
No.
No, okay, but let me add more to it.
Because when I learned, Maximo was telling me and Vic was telling me that too much
alkaline water is bad for you too.
Yes.
So then I'm like, what the hell am I supposed to drink?
Even get this.
Yes.
And I'm like, I suffer from that.
What did we all buy especially during the pandemic?
Seamoss.
Even Seamoss is not.
Bro, I even saw TikTok.
Symos is supposed to be good for you.
I even saw TikTok of a girl that got the hair, hair, nails growth.
Like that tree.
Yeah.
And it caused her to have early liver failure.
Damn.
Because if you're using stuff that you don't really need, you're over putting that in your body.
So, for example, CMAs has hell of nutrients, but you don't know that you're missing those nutrients to even, like we just take it like, oh, I'll be healthy, right?
We don't know what we're missing.
None of us have gone to do blood work and they tell us, hey, you're missing vitamin this, you're missing.
That's what you should be doing.
And then with their, then you go get the supplements that even, oh my God, this is a thing.
there's synthetic supplements and then there's like actual whole food supplements so like there's a
supplement like if it says vitamin C as blah blah blah when it does the as that means it's a
synthetic that it's not like it's true it's I don't know it's fake somehow and all of that is just
very very very overwhelming and I get very anxiety so I'm sorry you know what I haven't
heard let's not eat you know what I haven't heard a study on that's probably not
dangerous well bro drinking water for the mongera
I feel like that's safe.
I feel like it tastes unsafe.
But I feel like there's no studies that can refute that it's not.
I don't know.
I feel like you had this.
Please don't.
You're medical.
I'm saying we all grew up drinking that and there was no problems and now we're drinking water bottles and it's a lot of problems.
There's a whole problems in this room.
Okay.
Yeah.
You probably had this conversation with your husband, huh?
No, I haven't yet.
Oh, you're about to.
But everything that I say, well, even the, I had the conversation with like the cookware and he's like, yeah, I know the one to get.
the ones to get.
They're expensive.
Cook sets are very expensive.
Yeah.
Isn't wooden probably the best?
No.
No.
Wooden?
You're going to cook with wood, bro.
You're going to start a fire.
You'll give yourself a splinter.
Maybe you're thinking like the wood.
No, no.
Wooden like a wooden spoon.
I'm saying cookware.
Cookware is the pots in the pan.
Oh, my bad with that.
Well, I'm obviously in show.
Why don't you put it in a wood pot?
A wooden pot.
Maybe our forefathers did.
That's called lumber or timber.
I don't know.
If anything, you should be using the woodboard to be cutting,
not the plastic one.
Yes.
That's another one.
Yeah, I use wood board.
I use wood board.
Just be a man and just light it off fire right there.
You shouldn't even have plastic cutting boards because every time you cut it goes into your little body.
Oh, everything.
Yeah, no, for real.
Even plates.
Because the boy, like, I love getting the-
paper plates are good, right?
No, but I love getting the one.
No, they're not.
The styrofoam.
Oh, yeah, the styrofoam is the worst thing.
Especially when you put in the microwave.
I don't do styrofoam.
I don't do styrofo.
See, stay little kids.
You don't have to worry about these things.
I just keep what's up at night.
Like I'm literally sleeping like, dang, I got to get a wooden cardboard.
Oh, you have a plastic one right now?
Of course, because one came green for the veggies and one came red for the meat.
And I was like, oh, this is perfect.
Yeah.
They don't make green wood.
Plains?
Oh, yeah.
So we buy a lot of like the cute little plastic plates.
Not the thin ones.
It's like more cute.
Like it's hard plastic.
Like it's usable.
But that's what the boys eat out of.
And I'm like, these, every time they cut into it, the, like you see the scratches on the plastic.
Yeah.
It goes somewhere.
It's like your kids.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Every time I take a photo, the flash, you know, the flash.
And then I was thinking on the way in here, I literally was thinking it on the way in here.
What is plastic?
Where do we find that?
Oh, okay.
Hold on.
You know I'm going to ask to it.
So the clothes that you wear and it's polyester, that has plastic on it too.
No, but what's plastic?
Like, for example, like I can get wool by getting a sheep, right?
Yeah.
The thing of a sheep.
I can make paper by wood.
What makes plastic?
A synthetic or semi-synthetic materials.
So did we make plastic in a lab?
Yeah, for sure.
Organic polymers?
See, this is where we stop.
It is.
No, no, no, you're right.
This is where knowledge is brothers and sisters.
Cellulose.
Cellulose.
Cellulose, coal, natural gas, salt, and crude oil.
There you go.
Coal, yeah.
Cool, put that on me.
Because there's so much about plastic, you can't read, like,
really like get rid of it or something?
So they try to make something from it and that's why we have polyester.
We have so much of it.
Imagine the guy that first made a plastic water bottle.
Yo.
Well, we hate that guy, I guess.
Because that guy is causing us all these problems.
You're right.
For sure.
So, yeah, I guess there's that.
Maybe that, what was that song?
Life is plastic.
It's fantastic.
Barbie girl.
I was trying to tell us something.
We're going to be plastic.
Katie Perry was trying to tell us something.
What?
Life is like a plastic bag.
Oh, we're all trapped.
No, it's do you ever feel?
like a plastic bag.
Don't change the lyrics too.
Thank you.
I feel like a plastic bag right now.
I do feel like a plastic bag right now.
And then aren't they,
I'm under my mom's cupboard.
And maybe we're all fireworks.
I was going to say,
aren't they bending like California bending the plastic bags too?
I don't know, Angie, you're saying too much right now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we want to go in that rabbit home, I'm there.
But I did buy a clip the other day, like a hair clip
and I said, this was made.
I used to be a plastic bottle.
And I was like, oh, that's reasonable.
Do you guys ever pay for the plastic bags?
Yeah, all the time.
I do. I put zero.
I get mine.
Get them.
Criminal.
He's a criminal.
Get him.
He just immediate to a crime.
We have it on record.
And by the way, they are, they have that on record.
They're just waiting to, like, mounts up to $1,000 before they can.
That's a lot of bags.
10 cents.
10 cents.
I got a long time.
That's what I heard about the stores.
They let you steal, you think you got away with it.
I wouldn't steal it.
But they're letting you rack it up until it's a heavy enough charge.
Yeah, they got a long time with me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not worried.
Well, you didn't talk about how, like, you were doing the Pokemon cards and you only swipe one.
No, no, no, I pay for everything except the bag.
No.
Oh, it's inside the bag, huh?
Yeah.
Pretty soon we're going to be plastic by mornings.
All right.
What are we doing here besides scaring you?
Hermie help line.
Hermie help line.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Roberto needs our help.
Roberto sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownback, I'm going to need your help
or the homie might go to jail.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He said, so my nine-year-old son
started playing spring baseball recently,
and he's not the best yet.
It's just the second season of baseball,
but the coach is not playing him at all.
He said, the thing is, too,
this coach is a former op of mine from my past life.
From my past life from when?
What is that mean?
I don't know.
1800.
I don't know.
Hear they, hear they.
Yeah.
You get me incarnated and drop.
He said, we're getting close to 10 games and he's only played a few innings.
How is he going to get better if he never gets in the game?
Now, I'd understand if all the kids were that much better than him, but they're really not.
They drop more balls than the Yankees in the fifth inning.
Oh, gosh.
That's a good one.
They're little.
He said, I can't help but think this fool is taking it out on my son because he hates me.
My son cried to me the other day because he feels like he's not good enough.
What should I do, Brownback?
Only things that come to mind is what the old me would do.
Let me know.
All right.
What's the old him?
This is very dark and ominous and mysterious, Roberto.
You're not telling us about your past life, but one can only guess.
You're not telling us what you would do, but now the old me would do it.
It's really scary.
Maybe your son sucks.
He acknowledged that, but he wants him to get better.
He's a how's he going to get better?
Yeah.
But he said the other kids suck too, basically.
Yeah, is it Little League?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's Little League, well.
Oh, they said a little kid.
You never seen like.
I was like, play little things are always just like pop fly.
Everybody's like, oh, I got it, I got it.
And then they just bump heads and it falls.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was built different, you know?
I was running them bases all day.
No, you weren't.
Yeah.
Hitting 450 dead center.
Wow.
Tell that kid.
What?
You just got friends at 25, okay?
All right.
Doesn't mean I wasn't good at baseball, though, because I had no friends.
It's a team sport.
Aw.
Is it, though?
He played a little.
Is it?
Not you hit the ball, you caught your own ball.
So sad.
Okay.
So Roberto's son is in Little League.
The coach is hating on him.
And this stuff is real.
As nothing as it may seem.
Yeah.
No.
These sports, one, they mean a lot to the kids.
Two, they mean a lot to the parents.
Like, Loki, even Jorge, who's so good at basketball,
because his team had so many players.
Yeah.
They probably had like enough for a worth of three teams, right?
So they would have to keep switching him out every quarter.
There's only four quarters.
So he would save Jorgeito till the end because he was like good.
And I would get so upset because I'm like, bro, have him in the whole game.
What are you doing?
This is Luca right here.
Like this guy's got it.
He don't get tired.
Like don't worry about him getting tired.
But it's like, no, the other kids need to like.
They need to say.
Why?
One of him's dancing in the middle of the basketball.
It's because there's bets going on.
There's parlays with the little kids.
No, yeah.
But that even upset me and my kid's a great player.
If they show promise, like, yeah, you should try and be get them.
Coach Randy, bro.
I'm tired of this.
Play horito till you don't want to play.
Play until he tells you I need a break.
Yeah.
What the heck?
I mean, I get the coach.
No, I'm going to be.
I am.
Like, I literally went up to him like, I don't understand.
He's here.
He's great.
He shoots.
He scores.
Yeah.
It's because we have like 20 kids.
Every great player needs a lot.
I'm like you.
Just yelling from the bleachers, put him in!
I do.
Yeah, no.
That's why when my husband does the highlights, he puts a song over because I'm just yelling.
You're just yelling?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's the best to have an advocate like that.
But no, I mean, the thing is when I coached Vic for Little League for a little while,
and I was like, okay, cool, like, I get to put him in because I'm the coach.
But if I wasn't and he wasn't playing, I'd probably be frustrated.
Yes.
But what if he sucked?
Well, he needs to get better.
That's the thing.
What if your kids suck?
They suck.
They all suck, bro.
They all suck, and then there's like two or three, maybe, like, pretty good way.
Have you seen, like, how the little kids play, they're just messing around?
Yeah.
They all suck.
They all suck.
Yeah, there are some.
Yeah.
There's some.
That want their dads love so much that they're going to hold that they're going to go.
For four.
Do I get a hug now today, Mom?
Yeah.
Please.
I went three for four.
Should have gone four for four, son.
Yeah.
I don't know what it feels like to hear I love you, dad.
Please, please.
Look at this homer.
I hit my first homer and my dad was in the restroom.
See?
I love you.
Did you see that, dad?
What'd you do?
He's like, I thought I went to use the restroom when you went up to bat.
I didn't want to get disappointed again.
I didn't want to see that.
Thought you're going to fall out again.
But somehow or another, this guy has an op.
He doesn't say how or what or why, but he does say it's part of his old life.
If I'm thinking what I think I'm thinking,
it's like his old life was very street involved.
Yeah.
Usually if that's your ob, like you're not doing that.
Yeah.
I don't know that.
And I would think that it's like little kids,
so you would put that aside.
No, I'm just like, but it's little kids.
It's like it's your past.
I think even if you're reformed in that lifestyle,
you still don't go to certain parks
where other people from that lifestyle
that are your ops are, like there's still parks you don't go to.
Yeah.
Unless you both moved out to like Palm
or something and randomly like you guys see each other.
Yeah.
But I think if you're in the same hoods, if this is a hood thing,
then you're not going anywhere.
Even if you may be reformed, you don't know that that person's reform or outside,
out of it.
Yeah.
But maybe it's not that.
Maybe his past life is, I don't know.
I don't know.
What else can it be?
Rubik's Cube club.
Maybe they were past rivals in baseball.
That's what I was say too well.
Or football or something.
Maybe the coach is the one that got benched when they were playing when they were younger.
I just wish he told us how they're obvious.
Yeah.
The dad was the one that was like the all-star player.
And the coach now is like, the bench rider.
Okay.
But he's seeing that it's been 10 games.
That means he's had patience.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's initially thought like, oh, this was going to hate on my kid.
Well, he's reformed.
So he's just like, okay.
Waiting and waiting.
But it's sad because his son came up to him and crying and now he's daddy himself.
That's the part where it's like, oh, now it's like affecting his real, like, confidence.
Yeah.
He's, like, I'm not good enough.
And all of that starts young, like anybody's confidence, but your kid's confidence, that
That can tell they're adults.
Yeah, follow them.
You know what I'm saying?
That's like Greg is so.
Yeah, that's why I've got to be a man.
It started there.
Yeah, just be a man.
I'm not going off for four anymore, Dad.
See?
I'm going to get a hit today.
He's still doing baseball.
Yeah.
Softball.
Softball now.
Hey, does your dad ever go?
Would you get a hug for a walk in a stolen baseball?
My dad came in one of my softball games and he was like,
this is the most disappointing game I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, my God.
You're an adult softball game
Because of him we suck
And I was like
The team sucks
That is not me
It's a team all right
I don't score one
Well if you're a better leader
It wouldn't suck
It's like
Ah
I would never invite them to a game ever
Yeah
I would be like
You're not welcome
Dude
Shout out to the homie
Art
Arturo
From the city of Downey
He's a big boss playroom
He's like
A let thee you made it to
Downey memes
And I'm like
What?
It's the
boys at Ojosloco.
Oh, you take it.
Bye, bro.
I'm gonna take them.
You're not gonna take them.
You're not.
We were over in Downey for a dance competition for my niece and my nephew,
Emmy and Pau.
And then we're walking because my father-in-law was like, oh, yeah, Portals is down the block.
And then we started walking and I have never seen, sorry, I sound like crazy.
I have never seen Ojos Locos in person before.
I just see the little soccer ball through your post.
Yeah, same.
But we're walking to Portos and Hoosloos.
and Horito's like, I want to go there.
And we're like, what?
And I look and I was like, oh my gosh, it's Ojos Locals.
He knows what's up.
And then I'm like, why do you want to go over there?
He's like, it says circus, circus.
And then I was like, no, it does it.
Right?
Jorge and my husband?
I was going to say, like, did somebody tell him, but it says circus.
No, he read Circus circus circus.
First of all, they have a stigmatism, okay?
And I did take them to the optometries.
And their glasses take two weeks, so I just got to go pick them up, okay?
Okay.
So, but then I'm like, wait, does the logo look like the logo look like the
circus circus logo?
It doesn't.
And also,
Ojos Locos is in Spanish.
So I think he's just trying to figure out what it means in English, right?
This is just my brain of trying to logically make it feel sense, right?
And then the logo looks friendly enough for a kid because it's a soccer ball.
And third of all, I have my husband's location, so he hasn't been there, okay?
They have chicken tendons there for kids.
They have kids, man.
I'm not going to.
Stop.
Vic?
Yeah.
Does your husband have an iPad?
No.
No.
That's it.
We're not talking more.
I'll call him right now.
I'll call him right now.
He's that Marathon Burger or he's at home.
Wait, the kids don't have iPods?
The kids have iPods.
What login did they use?
Theirs?
Bro, they got their own ICloud.
Yes, they got on ICloud.
They got their own ICloud?
Yes.
Damn.
They FaceTime.
Yeah, everything.
They message.
Yeah, they got their own little thing.
Gosh, grow up, Greg.
Anyway, that's not the case in hand, okay?
But it was already like, I'm like, dang, I got a million views after a day.
Yeah.
Oh, shoot, I got two million views.
And then now, for, what, just for all those locals?
What is this crazy?
They DM you before they DM me.
It would be so much.
That would be wild.
They're posting them like crazy.
I didn't even tag them.
I didn't even tag them.
But everyone's like, yeah, that's a one or downy.
And I guess there's a really good one in Vegas.
Because there's another one in Vegas.
Yeah.
Even one of Jorge's cousins, shout out Alexia.
She called us and she's like, are you guys in Vegas?
And you didn't tell us.
because of the video.
Yeah, there's one in Texas.
There's a couple in Texas.
I've been to one in Texas.
I've been to one in Texas.
I've been to one in Texas.
I've been to one in San Diego.
Oh, what's that?
Carl's Bad?
Oh, Carl's Bad right there.
Yeah.
And just kids, instead of going to O'Hos
Locals.
Kids, convince your parents to let you go.
No.
No.
No.
Go to like John's incredible pizza,
Chuck cheese.
Oho is incredible.
Mm-hmm.
Not for kids.
No.
They have a kids menu.
Ojos are locals.
Yes.
Definitely.
Definitely in there.
It's a moment every kid's life.
Looking not for nothing.
but I think this is going so viral that I have to take them.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
Go, let me see how old.
Can I go?
I want to go.
Oh, I just like.
Come on.
When Greg walks out.
It's like, I walk in like Blue Bucks.
Like they walk in like, I treat like.
What this just shows me is like hella, hell of.
Because these shares are probably from dudes because I'll see like the story shares like, oh yeah, I want to go to circus circus too or whatever.
Oh my God.
Does your girl know that you go to old locals?
Probably not.
She doesn't press me about that too.
You go to old locals.
I'm like, what's the problem with that?
They're good wings.
It's just random that it's like you go a lot.
So then you're, you're not going to DMB.
Like, you're not going to.
See, he agrees with me.
Jose agrees that the wings are good.
Yeah.
The flavors do they have.
Yeah.
Buffalo.
That's a big question.
Not for nothing?
You would make a great girl, Vic.
Like, I didn't even think to ask that.
Really?
Tell me the average.
Honestly, that's the only flavor I know too.
What flavor?
You go just for Buffalo.
Like, they don't have Buffalo.
everywhere.
Maybe I hear this so much for my girl.
I'm starting to read.
That was a great question.
That was a great gotcha question.
You know what I'm saying?
Because otherwise you just shut up.
You got a thing like that to avoid.
Yeah, intricate.
You got me.
You're going to remember the menus.
How much are the fries, Greg?
They have really good season fries.
Do they have onion rings?
I probably.
I don't know.
Shout out.
Shout out to the city of Downy, man.
Yeah.
Shout to those locals.
I love going to Downy and then like,
not for that, bro.
The portals there is fire.
Everything.
Oh, did you find the portals?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was the next block.
Okay.
My sister right there works at the hair salon right there in Danny.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
And shout to the homie art.
He has Conchas cafe.
Oh, yeah.
In Monabello.
Oh, yeah.
A cool new brudge spot.
Yes.
Go there.
Ceremojos.
I passed by Bonobelo every day.
Bonnebello.
Okay, you heard that right?
Monabello.
Montobello.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout to my guy art.
And we're going to allos locoes.
with Orito and Luis.
No, you're not.
Well, maybe Nalati might take them.
Then one one.
Yeah.
Dude, okay.
Yeah.
So imagine you're taking them.
They're going to go to Ojos Locos with me, Angie, my mom, my suegra.
You're probably going to have the time of your life.
They're going to go.
They're going to go with a nun.
We're going to go pray.
No, you're going to have the time of your life.
No, that's what we're going to go.
We're going to just sit down at the table with Horito and Luis.
Like, you see, guys?
This is what you want?
You are your mom walking around like this?
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
No, honestly, like, what would you tell the kids if they start asking you?
Like, Mom, where are they dressed like that?
You know, they start asking questions.
It's free will.
It's, yeah, money.
Not for nothing.
They're so nice.
Some of them don't speak English and.
How do you communicate?
See, guys like you make.
They're like that.
The girls don't make Ojo's Locos weird.
The girls and the waitresses and the staff, they don't make it weird.
Guys like Greg make Ojo's Local are weird.
You're right, because even if you went to a lot of their intentions.
You would say the same thing.
Walk in and drop my passport really quick.
Just saw how to get there.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
But do you get him saying?
Yeah.
They're doing fine.
They're fine.
It's these fools.
It's not weird.
All right.
It's a fun.
Back to home.
Yeah, but back to home.
Family restaurant.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got your fault.
The homie help line.
needs our help Roberto.
Roberto don't want to go to his past live.
Nope.
He don't want to be the old hand.
Victory outreach, homie.
That's right.
I'm going to change, man.
Yeah.
He didn't say that's why it was,
but we should ask him why that other guy was his op.
Yes.
Oh, true.
Okay, so Greg, can do that?
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, so Roberto has a nine-year-old son
just started playing baseball.
It's his second season,
but he's not getting any playing time at all.
And he feels like it's because the coach is a former op of his
from his past.
life said they played about 10 games and he's hardly played any innings.
And he really wants his son to get better.
And he feels like the other kids aren't even that good.
So what's the point?
Like it's like, okay, if they all suck, then why can't my suck out there?
You know what I'm saying?
So he can get better.
Yeah.
Get better by making those mistakes in the repetition.
But the other day his son came home crying and he said he feels like he's not good enough.
And now he wants to know what to do because the only things that come to mind are what he
would do in his past.
Vic, you've been a
teaball or softball
coach or? It was a, it wasn't
t-ball. It was literally, yeah. Did you get any
complaints about your coaching? No, you know
what? It was kind of so early on where it was like
right out of t-ball
that it was still like everybody
gets playing time. It wasn't as serious. It was like
it wasn't a nine person on the field. Where people would get
offended. It was like 11 kids at a time
they were playing. Jesus. Yeah, you
You know, it's like they were like two right fielders.
And then there's like, there's no gap in the middle of the infield.
There's just a person.
It's like, I don't know.
Yeah.
It's like, it's more for the, yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Like when the boys were in t-ball, it's like everyone hits.
And like you hit until everyone hits and then you move over versus three outs.
Yeah.
Oh, gotcha.
It's like you just run through the lineup and then after the lineup hits or the lineup hits twice.
Then you switch innings versus oh, when you get three outs.
Yeah.
to get more intense, like, the older you get.
It's very participation.
Yeah, it was still that stage.
Participation trophy.
When it was like, you know, when it got serious, it's like, that's what like the parents
are yelling, arguing, the kids are like, I wasn't out.
And the umps getting into it.
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
So I wasn't at that stage yet.
All right.
Let's go to Jonathan.
Jonathan.
Say it.
Say Vic.
Jonathan.
What's up, Jonathan?
Good morning.
Good morning, Bradbeck.
Good morning.
Jonathan, you're a coach?
Yes.
Well, this is Julita's dad, by the way.
Oh.
Hey, are you going to go to the party?
I send you the invite, and I don't think they.
He got an invite.
Yes, we are.
He has a child.
His child is one of my son's very favorite people.
True.
What?
Jonathan, so you're, as a youth soccer coach, you would say get him out the league.
I would say, okay, you shouldn't keep score until the kids are like 12.
Before 12, it should just be participation.
What?
No, it's true.
That's like a whole thing now, too.
100%.
Before 12?
Before 12.
Until 12.
Still 12, yeah.
Up until 12, parents have made this a competition.
It is not about the parents, about the kids.
Up until 12, and there's studies on this.
I'll send you guys some links later.
Okay.
Up until 12 is where they're supposed to just experience
and see what they like.
After 12, it's where you split them
where it's, you know, competitive, recreational,
and just for fun.
Yes.
So if I was that parent,
let him talk, let him talk.
Change teams, change leagues,
put them in a new team where they don't have enough players.
We have this culture of participation trophies.
That doesn't work.
You start giving trophies out for just showing up.
Then that's the way they're being raised.
And they want trophies for everything and likes for everything.
So I would change them, put them somewhere else.
Let him get playing time in a new team.
Wow.
I'm not mad at that, Jonathan.
And I get exactly what he's saying.
No.
To not make it competitive until they're 12.
You see how broken you are?
These kids are not going to...
You see how you have to search for letting me.
to learn what a loss is.
Do you see how?
They need to have a talk.
But do you see how you don't even have a good relationship with your dad
because he pushed you to be competitive?
And not what made me want to win.
Not like, oh, good thing for participating.
Yeah, but do you see how your liver is broken?
And that one time you came in here looking like a zombie
and had to go to the doctor?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you see how you have all of it?
Yeah.
But that's not from participation.
That's from losses.
I don't know.
Because you didn't do the participation.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
You just prove the point.
Yeah, because trauma.
It's trauma from losses
And it'll make me want to win
So what he's saying is we don't need to have traumatized adults
They meet the best players
Oh, you don't know that he had
He looked great
I don't know yeah
Because there's a lot of like second generation
You know stars like the MLB
Today there's like a lot of juniors
That their dads were pro ballers
And like now they're even better
Because there's like example
You know what I'm saying
So
A role model
Yeah so they probably
You know
I think sometimes with Arjan
Because we did
go through that competitive stuff, we think it's, it had to be the right way that happened to us.
But then we also feel like, damn, we've been through some stuff and dang, why do I not feel the best?
And why am I still hurt and invalidated inside, right?
Why am I searching for all of this stuff?
And why am I broken?
And then it's like, no, the kids got to go through the same thing.
Yes, they do.
Yes.
No, no.
Yeah, I agree with Greg because, okay, like, when you play.
Well, I'm going to look for Jonathan's studies.
Okay.
Yeah, well, when you.
And also, what sport does your kid play?
Mine doesn't.
See?
I played. I played.
So when I was 12, it's like, yeah, things were intense or whatever.
I started at 9.
So I played until I was like 14 until it was high school time.
The only thing is like if you start only being competitive from 12,
you only have two seasons before it goes into high school.
And then after that, you don't really get a chance to play if you're that good.
I think should it be the kid's volition to be competitive?
Yes, for example, Akitao Tauroito just has the dog in them.
And he wants to encourage it.
However, if it's the parent,
pushing a kid that maybe don't really like this,
but maybe it has to be this way, right?
That's a different story.
Oh, yeah.
Like what he ended up saying,
like, have them try everything.
And then what they like encouraged them to keep doing that.
And you'll see that in that your kid's going to have their own.
Like, they're going to exceed that part.
I don't know, but like, okay, now I'm thinking even like on a bigger level.
It's like California has like some of,
they have some of the best baseball players in the world.
And, you know, people come here to record.
crew like, you know, from all over the country, they come because there's a big, like,
baseball culture here and they're able to play year round. Yeah. So it's like, but that's
because they're competitive from our early age. And mind you, there's kids in the Dominican
Republic that as soon as they're old enough, they throw a ball and they try to hit and stuff
like that. So you're starting from behind and they're playing competitively in the street.
Skill is different than competition. So giving a kid a ball early is not what he's not, he's saying,
don't do that. He's not saying, don't give a kid a ball and take him out to practice until they're 12.
He's not saying that.
He's saying don't make them like, oh, you got to win or you got to this.
Competitive.
Let them do that on their own.
I hear you, but the pressure like that builds diamonds, you know what I'm saying?
So it's like when you're 10 years old.
I think what do you want more for your kid then?
Do you want them to be a stable mind or do you want them to be the best player?
Well, they're not going to know they're the best player.
Best player.
They're not going to know that if they're getting participation.
You love your kid.
700 million.
Yes.
See, so that's looking at the wrong thing.
I mean, it's like, yeah, you want them to be the best person.
But there's like...
Not even the best person.
Do you want them to, I guess, because you all, we see those things about these best players.
Yeah.
Kobe, by far, his determination, his discipline, all of that.
But you could also see, dang, he went through it.
This dude and his family, they had a very broken relationship.
Would you rather have a healthy relationship or Kobe?
Like I said, one of the greatest players in all time, though, right?
So you don't mind not having a good relationship.
relationship with your child.
I already don't have,
oh, wait.
No, what's your child.
He slipped up!
I thought he slipped up.
No, but I'm saying,
you're not going to be it.
But, like, as parents,
because it's easy to say it
about other people or, like,
a hypothetical or, like,
kids, because you're thinking about yourself.
Yeah.
But think about your child that you love,
that you created and you brought into this world.
Would you rather than be, like,
stable inside, outside, like,
or would you rather than be the greatest player of all time?
You could tell what's...
And then, not for nothing,
not everyone is the greatest player of all time but still goes through the trauma like one of our
Andrew Shultz came in here comedian and we're like dang is it crazy that you went through trauma in order to be funny
and he's like I think that's a misconception because I've seen people that I went through trauma and they're not funny
yeah like they're kind of like a little off right everyone reacts differently yeah so it's like
that's hoping that the trauma you put this kid through makes them the diamond but how many people
just went through their trauma and they're not diamonds a lot a lot and that's the thing is like
you can tell pretty early on like oh
Okay, my kid has a shot to, like, you know, be somebody, be better, you know, at this sport.
Why is this a new conversation?
I don't know, but thanks a lot, Jonathan.
Let me.
A bro, who hit us up for the homie help line.
You're just going to have to fight the guy.
Squabble.
Squabble.
Did you get participation trophies when you were?
Did I get participants?
No, my dad took me out.
Oh, you took you out?
Yeah.
By what time?
What age?
I don't know.
Probably seven?
Seven?
Yeah, because I got hurt a lot.
So then you just didn't play any other sports after that?
No, I was really sad about it.
Damn.
Thanks a lot for reading that up.
That's what he's saying.
Do you want him to make him have his son do other sports and then realize that he sucks at all of them?
No, I'm not telling him to do any of that.
Why does he suck it all of that?
I'm literally not saying to do any of that.
We stop talking about the homie helpline guy.
This is more the concept that Jonathan said.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like he said try other sports to see what you.
He said put him on another team.
He said take him off that team and put him on another team.
Oh, thank him.
Other sport.
No, he said just put him on another team where he could get playing time.
But I do think, and I wish we had something like that.
Low key, I always think about it.
my little brain.
I wish we had something where we let kids just like for a summer try all the
sports and then or like try all the subjects and then try all the learning styles to see
like this kid learns the best this way.
Yeah.
This is something he's really good at as far as like a school.
And then this is some like an aptitude test or some type of test.
Yeah.
And then this is a sport he really likes because otherwise you're trying one at a time or you're not
wasting time or you don't know that your kid is going to be a great jujitsu person until
you put him in.
there but like I wish we had just like a like a trial of everything and then that'd be cool actually
and that'd be smart if someone wants to start that anyway so yeah but I guess you guys are right
I'm just a girl with some thoughts and I want like no it's because they're thinking with their
pockets and you're thinking with your heart but Vic loves his son and I know if it's clearly not
Vic if it's if it's up to Vic of like I want my son's mental capacity to be strong and I want all
of this right versus like I need him to be this that and I really don't think
that he's that dad either because little vicks not in sports
700 million will buy a lot of therapy yeah but little vicks not in sports
I guess that kid that kid's gonna hate you how old is little look at all the best athletes
like they have a jilted relationship with their parents their father figure
specifically so do you see what sport do you see Vic playing if you were to play a sport
he likes baseball he's really getting into e-sports right now though what's e-sports
like gaming like gaming why is everybody laughing like gaming that's
Sport that's just being in the computer.
That's gaming.
It's actually a talent.
No, it's pretty hard.
It's legit.
You ever played on like.
And it's very,
because what do you exercise yourself?
So what do you exercise yourself?
So what do you exercise yourself?
Just I'll turn it on the computer.
Yeah.
Have you played a Hall of Fame mode?
Pretty hard.
It's hard, bro.
He's really good.
He's really good.
So what is the exercise?
It's not about the exercise.
It's about the competitiveness.
It's about his mouth.
It's about the competitiveness.
Like he's really good and yeah.
Look.
Ninja made a lot of money.
No,
anytime we play any games,
he just,
never played it before he picks it up he's really good that's good that's good i'm not going to
downplay that yeah he could be on phase clan oh yeah so when are you going to start
pushing him to enter those contests there's uh when he starts his next school there's like a whole
eat sports club see how old is he 11 11 so when he's 12 no so when he's 12 you're gonna make him
competitive no he starts in august so literally he'll still be 11 you're proving jonathan's
no i'm not yeah right now i'm letting him just do it for fun 11 is 11
and 12 is 12.
Right now I'm just letting him do it for fun.
Jonathan, are you still there?
Right now I'm just letting him do for fun,
but when he turns 12...
I'm still here.
Oh, there you are.
See?
Do you hear us?
I don't know.
Look what you did.
I said below 12.
At 12, you split him by groups.
The competitive kids play together.
Then you play to win,
but not until they're 12.
Yeah.
And one last thing.
I need to make a shout out real quick.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, go ahead.
This Saturday, Marathon Run Club
with Jorge Beniche.
Oh, wow.
8 a.m. at Allegiant Park.
All right. You know what? You're going to make the RICO case come to me.
And it doesn't need to, Jonathan. I love you.
There's a close timely friend. But it's like, hey, why are you promoting your husband's thing?
Run Club?
Yeah, they have a marathon run club. You better go run, Jonathan.
And then accept the links to my party.
By the way, there's a hell of people calling.
I'm not just having people just to be like, hey, can you call in?
No one's going. There's hell of people, I promise you.
Look, this person's calling this person.
Oh, they want, oh, they want Chris Bond tickets? Oh, okay.
No, they want to call.
Oh, like, let's go to Rubin in Southgate.
Rubin.
What's that, Rubin?
Hello.
Hi, Rubin.
Rubin.
Like three?
Yeah.
How old are you?
I'm eight.
Let's go.
See how few years?
He sounds ready for competition.
Hey, you're ready to win, huh?
No, he does.
Hey, you're not first.
You're last.
You're not first or last.
Yeah, Ricky Bobby.
Greatest movie ever.
You ever learned about shaking bake?
No.
My mom said that.
Yeah, there we go.
Your mom wants you to win, that's why.
She knows.
What would you tell Robert?
was telling us about his son. He's in a little league and it seems like the coach is, doesn't like
the dad, so the coach is not playing the son. So he wants to know, like, what he should do about it.
My mom said that the dad should talk to the coach man to man, and I think he should take the kid
out of the league and put him in a different one with a different coach so he can be, so, so,
So the coach can, yeah.
Okay.
Do you play any sports?
Huh?
Do you play any sports?
Soccer.
Let's go.
Rubin, this guy's about to be really mean to you.
I'm sorry.
Do you start or are you on the bench?
Huh?
Are you on the bench or do you play?
I play.
Oh, you play.
There we go.
That's right.
This guy sounds like a winner.
And you want to win, huh?
He's goalie.
Yeah, I'm goalie.
And you always want to win, no matter.
You don't want to let not even one goal pass.
Yes, I want to.
Exactly.
But does your mom say, you better win or else you're not having dinner?
No.
Exactly.
That's what this fool is.
You guys were literally on the same page that it's cool to have the kid and encourage their competitive spirit.
But it's not cool to do it against their freaking will.
Would you like a nice big first place trophy or if everybody gets the same trophy?
What?
Tell them
that you got your first place trophy
We already have our first place trophy
See?
Let's go
That's good
Imagine if everybody got that trophy
though
You wouldn't like that, huh?
That would be good
If everybody got a medal
or a trophy
It would be good, huh?
Thank you, Ruben
Thank you,
He's a beautiful child
Have him
a couple times
Don't change Rubin
Rubin, what's your team name, bro?
Huh?
What's the name of your team?
The name of your after school program.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I don't know.
He said Khorasan.
Ruben, you have a good day.
And just know that we're all rooting for you, okay?
Ruding for you to win first.
Yeah.
If you ain't first, you're last, all right?
Don't forget.
Bye, Ruben.
And by Rubin's mom.
He's good at it.
He's good at playing.
Y'all are unnecessary.
You know I love that kids listen to us.
Yes.
You make me hate that kids listen to it.
No, I love that kids want to win.
I mean.
Yeah, no, I love that he was doing too.
But do you see naturally he's not a hater kid that's like, oh, no one else should have the trophy.
He's like, yeah, we should get medals because they worked hard.
They practiced all of that.
Do I deserve the first place trophy?
Hell yeah.
Yeah, imagine everybody got that first place trophy.
But no one gets the first, not everyone gets the first place.
There can't be two number ones.
That's 11.
Imagine speed number 11.
Come on.
Imagine watching the guy that won big place get the first.
Let's go to Eric in Mascovina.
Eric.
says a guy that can't even get a trophy as an adult.
I can.
No, you can.
But you didn't.
Almost did.
See?
Almost.
You don't have it.
Hey, good morning, Brown Beck.
Eric, Eric, talk to the guys because you, it's, I guess another man has to speak.
I can't speak.
Well, to be honestly, I think Jonathan's idea is absolutely terrible.
Okay.
You're a coach, too.
They do have programs for kids like that.
You're a coach, too, right?
Yes, yes, I am.
Okay.
So I've done it with my kids.
I put him in some developmental,
but for one year only,
not to see if they have competition,
but maybe to see if they want to play the sport.
Now,
participation trophies,
terrible.
I think that another thing,
you can't get him out of the league
because he's not playing.
Maybe he's not going to practice.
Maybe he's not practicing at home.
But if you do that,
all you're teaching him is,
every time I don't like someone,
I'm going to quit and go somewhere else.
But that's what the NBA players do.
Can we ask him if he's practicing with this kid?
Can we get more details from this school, please?
I'm going to get more details from this school.
But like ASAC because we're about to wrap.
All right.
True.
So it's kind of thing of, it's also, you know,
speaking to the coach, but is the kid going to practice,
which we don't know, because I run into that sometimes
where kids don't always get to practice.
Yeah.
But you get two hours, three hours a week, right?
That's not enough.
You have to be doing stuff at home.
At home, right?
And yeah, it's also a parent's job to do that.
You know, and is his dad doing that?
So everybody's kind of held to count.
Yeah, his coach should be playing him a little bit, but he should be in what, every other inning, something like that, or I just get in that bat.
I'm pretty sure those are the rules.
What are you a coach of?
I coached everything for my kids, but I coach actually at Little League right now currently, and we're in a 10-year-olds.
So same idea.
Nice.
So you're a Little League coach.
So I'm assuming that, like, this guy's in Little League as well.
I'm sure you have to do where I have to make sure everybody plays, but also you do favor someone based on skill, right?
Or do you favor them based on, like, you know, this kid a little bit?
bit more this kid's related to you or is there something of that going on?
No, not at all.
I think it's more thing, yeah, obviously ability, you put him in certain positions, but don't
be on the field, you know, and again, you're not going to get better being on the field.
You're going to get better at practice.
So if his dad thinks, hey, put him on the field, he's going to get better.
That's impossible.
We don't know if he doesn't practice with him.
He said he does practice.
That's why he cries because he's been waiting for his chance to play.
Got it.
So he practices at home, but he feels like he doesn't get the shot on this.
the field because this guy's also saying it might be personal with the coach yeah i have a
past with the coach yeah yeah in that in that sense i would for sure speak to the coach and he's
asked him hey is anything he could do to improve his chances of playing on the field you know what i mean
without getting all macho and trying to where he's going to swing out of something yeah yeah
me talk to him the right way but yeah participates in trophies oh my gosh don't ever do that see
see that's not a good idea that's not i'm literally with you you y'all are turning up on me
for something a man said.
It should not have participation trophies.
She never said that.
I never said that.
She's saying if anything,
encourage the right sport
if they're competitive enough.
I literally said,
but your man brain doesn't let you hear
anything of a participation trophy.
Like,
I'm just trying to understand
what are you arguing about.
Because you're saying by the 12,
you should not give them trophies,
not take score, you know?
That's not what the guy said.
That's what everybody else is saying.
Man, win.
Yeah, we literally just talk to toothed other people.
Survival of fetus.
You guys are wild
I want to see a seven-year-old cry because they lost, all right?
That's it.
Until you have that seven-year-old, then you have to console him.
Until you have that seven-year-old, then you have to console him.
No, I'm going to tell my kid, do you know what?
Be a man.
Grow up.
That's what happens.
I know you're not.
You have nieces.
Yes, hey, go.
You struck out.
That's a mile every strikeout right there.
You have nieces, right?
Yeah, I told my niece.
I was like, bring me up.
If she comes home crying.
That's, hey, so.
What'd you suck at?
This guy actually has a son.
Yeah, so Vic Has came home.
They have like kickball at recess and stuff like that.
And, you know, they have tournaments and stuff like that.
So there's been times where he comes in the car and he's really upset because they lost in the championship round.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, oh, we almost won.
But then, you know, the other team, like, they cheated.
And, you know, and I always tell them like, you know what?
It's fine.
There's some wins, some loss.
Like, you played your best.
You can't always predict the outcome.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't.
But he's not saying a lap for every loss you took.
Just because I know, like, with the way, with how upset he is, I know he tried his best.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
He's like, I know my kid.
So I'm like, okay, well, you know, if he just went out there and was not trying hard, it's like.
Yeah.
And he lost and he's mad about it.
I'll be like, no, dude, like, just try harder then.
Yeah.
But it's like, he's giving it his, all.
He's like, I did this.
I did this.
I did that.
So it's like, okay, I console him.
Obviously, I want him to win, but I'm like, okay, second place next time, you got to win, though.
Yeah.
See?
That's very different than what you're saying, bro.
Like, I get why you're like exactly agree with whatever Vic saying.
That literally what Vic is saying aligns more with what I'm talking about.
You have to cater to, like, one, how that kid is, understand the effort he's making.
Understand that it means a lot to him.
But you're not like, you're trash until you run 10 miles because you lost by 10 points.
And what is he going to do the next game?
But my thing is you're saying that.
But then when Vic says something that I literally agree with, you're like, oh, yeah,
Vick.
So let me just not talk.
There's winning losses.
Vick,
I'm just going to write to you my opinion so that because a man says it,
Greg will agree.
And what's crazy also,
Vic,
is that you were arguing with Letti
and now you got it,
right?
Now you switched up.
What do you mean?
He Vick understands.
No,
no,
I,
no, it's like,
okay,
there's going to be second place sometimes.
Yeah.
And we are not.
I never said give them all the same trophy.
Never.
I literally,
that has not came out of my mouth.
Give them all to say.
I don't know what you're going to.
And honestly,
like the participation trophy stuff, that's like a y'all, like I never brought that up.
Yeah, I don't know where you go.
But every guy that's calling, he's like, no participation trophies.
No.
What's that bad?
I don't remember where we got it from either.
I don't either.
But you're attacking me like that's my point.
That's not my point.
I honestly can't remember the point of the conversation when that came up, but I got mad thinking
about it.
It was because of Jonathan.
And my thing is we got traumatized as kids.
So we want our kids to have that same trauma,
but then we don't understand the effects we're out of that trauma.
We don't want that for our kids.
Yep.
She started off like that.
And then I don't know where the, what participation would ever happen.
Everyone gets to prove it.
We don't know either.
We wait first or last, all right?
That's it.
That's it.
Jeez.
Jorge.
Jorge for Pukui Me Hill.
Bro, I need a hug.
Y'all hurt my feelings.
So mean.
No hugs, right?
Jorge, what's up, bro?
How are you?
What's up in Greg?
I know.
I don't know.
Is he the last caller?
No, he's Jorge.
Orre, talk to us.
What would you say to Robert,
whose son is not getting playtime at Little League?
And Robert's like, it's because the coach and we have a pass,
and I really feel bad because now my kids coming to me.
Like, you guys just saw a little kid come to his dad about playtime,
and you're like, no participation trophy!
You got to win!
Brug!
He's like, I want to help my kid.
out because he is good.
This guy's not playing him and I think he's taking it personal.
Like, because I have a piece with him.
What would you say, Jorge?
Well, I've coached my kids, both of my kids for a long time.
And I'm not going to confirm or deny that some kids don't get playing time because of their kids because of their parents.
The parent drama.
An honest coach.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
I'm not going to confirm or deny that some kids play because they have hot single moms.
But that's just the devil.
Oh, my.
God, Hold on Hades.
They're crazy.
So, hey, Greg.
No, but the reality is, I mean, most leagues, unless you're saying travel ball,
mostly he has to get a minimum.
Two innings, he's banning all day.
Most parents think that their kids are better than they are.
When I have that issue with me, what I did during the season,
I had, like, parent's conferences during the season.
And when a parent was very upset, was very upset.
In a group forum, they're more vocal.
And then I was like, okay, cool.
You're not liking how we do it.
Good job.
You just signed up to be coach.
You're going to coach now.
Oh, sling it up.
Once they take the coaching role, in a game,
and two to the practices, they quit,
and then they'll be in the sidelines.
They won't ever say anything the rest of the season
because they don't see how difficult it is to be a coach
to try to teach these kids.
Because mostly at nine, some kids have played one or two seasons,
and some kids can't catch, and some kids are bawling.
Like Johnson said, by 11 or 12,
you could tell you already know who has it,
you know, and the kids are going to go play Minecraft.
So,
The kids that are going to do chicken jockey
And the bulls that are actually going to be jocks
I get it
Exactly
And it's true
It's true and it's so competitive
I'm not with the travel balls and all that
And travel ball you don't play
If you're not good you don't play
And you're still going to pay the big bucks
So it's thing
But he needs to put himself
And what are he's tripping
There's parts every block
He goes another league
If you don't like it
I seem like he's making excuses for his son
You know, you got to step up, pay the little extra
clinics and all that.
Or be the coach.
You know what?
Does they get it too, Jorge?
Yeah, it is expensive.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I always miss the deadlines on leagues.
Like, I really want.
Like, they're like way in advance.
Yeah, they're like so in advance.
It's like before you think about it.
Like right now they're doing for the summer of the fall league.
And I'm like, bro, it's springtime.
Yeah.
And you miss it.
And then it gets upsetting.
And then you're like, which league is open.
So that's really tough to find.
I really like that idea, though.
Jorge of you like involving the coach
to be like okay if you think it's so easy then you do it
and then honestly if that
parent quits coaching I would bench the kid too
because it's like you're just
you're being raised by a quitter so
what chance do you got you know what I'm saying?
Good point that's a good point yeah
and then this is how you guys started going
It's a crazy thing of authority with coach because you
have to you volunteer you know so you don't get paid
yeah yeah so you volunteer to be coach
I think to Jorge just thank you
thank you again for chiming in on that end
but I think do you want to chime in on the
on the participation trophy for Greg
on the what say that again
participation trophy what's your stance on participation trophies
what do you think about it
no no no man
no you don't do that you know I don't like that
we didn't go up a side and unfortunately not
you don't give that um that participatory
trophy I had to believe we paid the league
that the second place team got those bigger trophy
so you're going to feel bad
that's terrible that's terrible because they felt
Bad?
Which league is that?
Tear up the league.
Yeah, because something's got offended.
I'm not going to talk about it.
It was a great league.
You're talking about it.
No, we're talking about it.
You brought it up.
The bigger trophy.
Yeah, they, they, all the parents complain, because that's not, that's not fair.
You know, the little kids, the little first place team, the championship team had a little
trophy.
A little Monito.
And the other team had a big trophy and a ribbon.
Oh, really?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Getting a bigger trophy for second place?
There's even like.
I think first is the worst second is the best
I don't know it's like a little saying now
dogs aren't third
Oh yeah he's a he's a
I don't know
I don't know what I don't know
What are you?
Are you Milwaukee Bruins?
I think he's an Angel fan
I think he's an angel fan
I don't think so
Jesse and Porter Wrench
Oh I was about to go to you
She hung up sorry Jesse Vanessa
Vanessa
Vanessa and Norwalk
Good morning to you my little baby
What up Norwalkian
Vanessa
Vanessa
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Oh, Vanessa hung up too.
All right.
Why are you?
Because of you.
Because you're yelling.
I'll give her.
Golding.
Johnny.
They hung up.
Give him a trophy.
Yeah.
Give him the biggest trophy.
Johnny.
Johnny.
You participate.
See?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Johnny.
Give him a trophy.
Hello.
Johnny.
He's a song by Fay Webster called Johnny.
He's participating.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hello.
What so, what so, baby.
What's so,
what's so,
What's cracking?
Oh.
Hey, y'all type to.
Hey, Joker, match getting a participation trophy, bro.
Hey, do they give participation trophies in jail?
Yeah.
For program time?
Hey, hey, dog.
Hey, that homie, either he's down for the get down.
He's got to just chunk him or, you know what?
Honestly, I think he just has to change his son's team.
It's not birthday, eh?
But if he's a downfall, you know, catch a fade in the vanya real quick.
You know what I mean?
In the Vinyl.
It's a little league game.
Somebody has to supervise the kids.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, you know, you know, you know, times right.
You know, I remember when we paid for Whittier Redskins,
all the parents were fighting and went viral, came out on the L.A. Times.
It's not worth it, eh?
Came out on the L.A. Times is crazy.
Withier Redskins, they take it really serious.
Really?
Yeah, they take it.
Was that a football team?
It's like a league.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But he's that old thing.
It came out.
It didn't come out of the news.
It didn't come out on social media.
It came out of the L.A.
They even drew a picture.
That was viral back there.
Yeah.
What's cracking, Brown, break.
We love you guys.
What's up?
Thank you.
So you think that he should.
You think he should fight him?
I mean, if he's a downfall, but if not, you know what I mean?
Like, nah, just let it go.
Change the team because, you know what?
He's going to be thinking about it all the time.
It's not going to be worth it.
So, you know, being, you're older now, you know what I mean?
So change the team and your son will understand, but you got to do your kid these days.
You can't let your machismo get in the way, you know what I mean?
Because I know you want to catch a fade, but, man, those days are gone.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's different now.
You know, we've got to try to maintain.
You don't want to end up in here, you know what I mean?
That's right.
A lot of foods are in here for domestic violence, assault, you know, assault and battery.
And it's an easy charge.
So you could beat somebody up and really put them in the hospital.
Then you end up in prison.
Yeah, definitely don't do that.
Don't do that.
Hey, I love you guys, dog.
Hey, it's hard to get through.
But, hey, shout out to Humberto.
He likes to chop up out on the side, man.
Oh, my God.
That's what he's doing?
Yeah.
He loves having time.
He's talking to you?
Don't drop to so.
You guys pen pals now?
You guys are pen pals now?
I know the gym he goes to now, where he grew up, how much he weighs, all that.
All that.
All right.
You need to be careful with the information you share on these here little airwaves.
Joker from La Pinta is listening.
Right?
So, homie.
Okay.
So, Roberto, we have helped you.
I don't think it's easy to change a change leagues.
And honestly, we neither.
Ten games in, the league is probably, the season's probably already done.
Probably full.
But the season's probably almost done.
You can only but wait it out.
Wait it out to the end of the season.
Then do what you need to do.
Have a solution.
Give all the parents participation trophies too.
He'll be part of it as well.
Just give them participation trophy.
Okay, what is you argument have to do with the homey help line?
His son gets a trophy, everybody gets a trophy, everybody wins.
His son is practicing.
You said it.
Boom, trophy for you too.
You know what you should do?
You should start the league that doesn't give trophies unless you earned it.
Because what's happening is these leagues are getting started by people that understand the part of how it plays into people's mental and all of that.
There used to be many leagues like that and I was part of them.
Well, make one.
I was in the fifth place.
Make one.
Stop complaining about it.
Yeah, bring it back.
Therapists started starting leagues.
Bring it back.
Yeah, bring it back.
You only get a trophy if you're first, second or third.
Fourth, you get like a little paper.
And watch.
This soft-hearted guy, he's going to start the league and he's going to be like, oh, you know, I'm going to give all this.
the kids.
The DJ said.
And then I'm just going to give all the kids.
Headphones.
No, no, no.
They have to earn it.
You should start a DJ like league for kids.
And then like that be cool.
The best.
Scratcher?
I want to do it with kids like that.
No.
Oh my God.
Because it's easy for someone outside of it to talk about those that are dealing with an
yeah.
Okay.
I get you.
You can be a DJ coach.
I just ordered you a participation trophy right now.
I want it.
It'll go next to my gracey that I want.
And no other person was.
It'll go right next to it.
Lex.
All right.
You made me mad today and I'm done.
Leon Thomas, Chris Brown,
but the remix.
Let's running back one more time.
Thank you, Lettie.
I had to Google it because I'm like,
what's the name of the song?
But I don't want to ask Letty because I don't want to sound not cool.
But then you got a Shazam it inside.
You Shazan the song?
You can tell your phone.
I guess Shazam is like immediately on our phones now.
Yeah.
I didn't want to say it because I didn't want to.
Oh, hey, Siri.
Hey, Siri.
What song was that?
Which one?
This one.
I really like this song.
No, I like it more and more.
I have the lyrics now.
Come on, Greg.
I said, baby, I'm a dog.
I'm a mama.
She's to take your time.
What's the rush?
Respectfully, we only say that in the beginning.
Take your time.
What's the rush?
Yeah.
After we're with you, bro, what's taking you so long?
True.
Hurry up.
minute late what yeah you said 7 o'clock why you here at 703 ah yeah i think about something else
what are you talking about it wait wait i was like oh oh like oh there yeah i was like why are you thinking
that right now it was a race yeah i was like oh okay i'll take my time there's no rush you know
you don't take your time you know you're like it takes me two seconds yeah that's that a
That's a world record.
I was literally talking about, like, seeing each other.
Isn't that what he's talking about?
No, I don't think so.
I'm not sure.
Let's hear it so we can really listen to it.
It's about coming over.
He's a dog.
What else do the dogs do when they go over?
They get stuck?
Hold on.
It's just the heck.
Hold on.
This is the first bar.
Sorry.
I'm a mite.
I'm a dog in my blood need.
I see I don't know that I like it as much as I thought I did like it as much.
I see past pretty faces, so I got trouble trusting.
Okay.
Yeah.
Here's my thing.
Here's my thing.
So I'm thinking she's like, take your time with the rush, like to get to meet up.
Because he's like, I'm a dog on mud.
I'm outside.
Outside dog.
My, must outside.
Yeah.
You're thinking it means like.
Because in the next, the next is, baby, I'll let my guard down for you.
said I put my guard down for you.
Said I'll be vulnerable so you can break my heart if you want to.
Maybe it's about getting to the next level too.
And you know we don't say that.
We'll say like, what are we after the second date?
From turning from a dog to a sim, basically.
Yeah, that's why she's saying like there's no rush to take your time.
Oh, so she's saying like whenever you're ready, we don't say that either.
Maybe that's why I like this song so much.
It's so fantasy.
I'm not trying to break the song.
I just like it.
It's like that sounds personally.
I usually break down every song though.
No, no, no, I usually break down every song with this one.
I just want to know what I'm singing.
I don't want to be singing something that I should be singing with this one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, me too.
I don't want to even like, thank me.
I don't care what I'm singing with this one.
Even the name, all right, let's just not use your brain.
It is about.
Yeah, because then the other verse is like he's talking about, grab my chains and all that stuff.
Yeah, it's been one of those nights.
Well, yeah, because that's what happens when you're with someone.
But like she's not trying to rush it.
It's been a minute.
And he's saying I'm going to rush it because I'm just fast.
He wants to create because he's a dog.
Dogs want to rush it.
that's what
I've ever seen a dog like
one or two times
you don't have to see a dog
like I'm just gonna be like
like like
dog sick time
and Angie and I'm just gonna choose
like one of the
one of the village people
in Minecraft
like you just have no words
no thoughts
none of that
just vibes
just vibe
thinking about a dog
an actual dog
okay
I don't think dogs ask
if they're okay
you know just
I don't think
I read for what I'm
my brother
in Christ over there
yeah
connected like I'm rose
The word on roast crans.
The word is the internet is saying Drake's latest hit Nokia is copy, pasted, and purchased from a young producer, but I have the truth.
What's the truth?
All right.
So as we all heard, you know, Drake is back with the new chart topping fun single Nokia.
Yes.
All right?
Who's running up?
Baby girl.
Who's cutting it?
Who's calling it?
Who's calling it?
Gay minor.
That's crazy.
That is not part of the song.
That is not part of the song.
So, yeah.
So people are online are saying that he copy-pasted the song from a young producer named Elkin, who's from Sierra Leone, and he's based out of the United Kingdom.
Right.
So a video started circulating online of Elkin playing the beat and the hook with his voice on it back in October of 2024.
So people are saying, okay, here goes Drake with another reference track.
He found his new Quentin Miller.
However, Elkins' manager came out and said that is not how Nokia went down.
Okay.
But Elkin is a part of the, like, the song.
Yeah, he produced.
He's a producer.
So this all started because someone named Num Num Num Juice posted the video on Twitter.
Shut out, num, num, num, news?
Which is like, that's a Scoobu song.
Yeah.
So you got to think, you know, he's affiliation.
Yeah, so the affiliation is probably like a TV fan page.
So he posted it and said, you know, this is a video of Elkin.
I thought num num num num num, comes out of nothing.
It makes it numb?
I don't know.
Got to get that ticked out.
All right.
Hold on.
It's another word that says numb.
Numb Numb N.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
Does Numb Nume juice come out of numb.
I just think two-door coop.
We got to ask Maximo.
All right.
What?
That's a good way.
All right.
So the T.
The T.
The T.
The Num Num Juice page posted the video of Elkin producing Nokia and said Elkin before Drake voiceover,
Drake proves again how unoriginal he is and how he likes stealing other people's ideas.
That's how they tweeted it.
Do they speak about that?
That's what they said.
Yeah, that's what they said.
So, okay, so I went from there.
I'm going to play the audio that he, the video of the audio that he posted.
What are you saying?
The original video?
Yes.
The video of the audio.
Of Elkin.
This is.
Of Elkin producing back in 2024.
Gotcha.
Let's get it
So this is now Drake
There's a lot going on
Yeah
The pausing sounds weird
Okay so
Before
Before this guy posted in October
Month ago
And that's the first part that Vic is playing
The beginning
So then Drake gets on it
And it sounds like Drake on it
So now people are saying like
Bro did you get a ghost writer?
Nah
That's a normal thing to do
Like I feel like artists do that all the time
Well
So, like, yeah, so the Twitter username Casual Cass, he went on and said,
I also hope they know that Drake literally wrote the hook with Elkin,
and them putting his background vocals was by design,
by putting Elkin's background vocals.
Yeah, was on purpose.
Is that, okay, I'm trying to understand this.
He wrote the hook.
They're adding things that shouldn't be put into narratives or anything.
When you say something like a reference track, I lookie, go back to Notorious, B.I.G,
putting his vocals on a song for them, Little Kim,
to resay, right?
Reportedly.
But, like, that's what I think of when you think of reference tracks
or when the Quentin Miller songs popped up
that then Drake re-did, right?
So this is what, this is their saying that the clip that Elkin played
was already worked on with Drake.
Yes, that they wrote the hook together.
Okay, that makes sense.
And then he also said that he helped Elkin
with the structure and arrangement of the song,
which would technically make Drake a producer on it.
Oh, okay.
So they came up with the whole concept.
Did it? What did it? What did Drake copy and paste then if he worked on it together?
Well, none if they worked on it together. But, you know, if you see a video of, you know, from October 2024 of a song without Drake on it, then all of a sudden Drake is on it and the other vocals are like removed.
Yeah. People are thinking he stole it. But in reality they came up with it together.
It was written for him. Yeah.
Drake doesn't produce beats. That's why. So maybe the guy produced the beat of it.
Yeah. Drake rearranged like the vocals part. Put this here. Put this here. Put that there. And that would consider it.
him a producer of the song. Yeah. Okay, question. So then technically this guy Elkin
leak the song? Yes. Yeah, in a way. Before it came out, yeah, October 2020. Honestly, or it could be
like, respectfully, it could be them trying to cover up after they did send out a track and then be
like, no, he was here, right? Because if Drake was a part of it in the reference track era,
like then the part of, you would hear Drake in that one too. That depends. Oh, no. Because if
Drake was also... Yeah, the song could change. Yeah, the song could change.
change a lot because the beginning of the song or the original was really different.
But what he's saying that is that it didn't.
No, the song changed.
The song could change a lot.
I agree with you.
Yeah.
But they're saying that it did.
From what Vic is telling us, they said Drake wrote all of that too.
Oh, yeah.
From the start thing.
From the start.
Okay.
So then maybe we would hear Drake on it.
All this.
He was there in inception.
Yeah.
Possibly.
Or maybe he was like, I want to put Elkin at the beginning.
And then later on he's like, oh, you know what?
Actually, I'm going to put my vocals here too.
I don't know.
Who's the one that says baby girl?
Is that Elkin?
No.
That's something like,
I'm not sure.
Oh.
Is that Drake?
No, that is not Drake as well.
So that's what I'm saying.
Maybe he was like, okay, I'm going to do this song.
I'm going to have other people's voices on it.
Then he's like, okay, actually I want my voice here.
I'm not, this is just me theorizing.
Yeah, yeah.
But you're right.
It could be a cover up.
Yeah.
After the fact.
Because casual cast is he claims to be Elkins's manager.
So that's why he would know all this information.
Got it.
Yeah.
And then none of this stuff is getting verified by.
the way.
Yeah.
One of this stuff is like official or like, is it just like usernames.
Like like you examples.
Like it's usernames that are saying it.
And it's a, it's kind of a back and forth.
If it's like, if it's numb numb,
juice, that's someone that's partial to a Kendrick and it's trying to prove that,
you know, Drake is not who he says he is or he got this hit because you have to admit
it is a hit.
It's a hit.
Right.
And now they're trying to downplay it.
But everybody does it.
Everybody does it all the time like different ways.
Do what part?
Lil Yadi wrote Act up for the CD girls.
And that was a huge hit.
Yeah.
I think to say everybody does it is just too broad.
It's too broad for a rap, right?
It's too broad to say that.
A lot of people do it.
But also, like, I guess the ones that are down for the fundamentals,
it's, like, a key thing that you don't do it.
Case in point, why it was such a crazy chink to Drake's armor when it was, like,
alleged that he had a ghost writer.
Like, that's why it was such a big thing within the meek meal beef and even previous
and after that.
Like, he wears that as a stain.
maybe not to you and Drake fans and like overall pop fans
but I guess when you go down to the fundamentalist
and I really do think that Drake is a hip hop pet
Drake is a rap pet and he cares
because he could say I don't care and he could be all with you guys
of we don't care everybody does it pop all this king whatever
but he cares like how a Kendrick cares
so that's why it messes with him like to get those allegations
he wants to be in like a top five rappers all time yeah he doesn't want to be
yeah he doesn't want to be the well everyone doesn't
I'm just collaborate he doesn't want to be in that esteem
He wants to be best rapper alive
Would you look at this song and think that though
Because it's not like a he wrote
Oh to me honestly like
That's a long time ago conversation with Drake
And it's already been proven that he's had hope that way
So that part of it's like it's always gonna
It's always gonna be again like a like a stain on him
When it comes to like just a rap head convoy
But this isn't a rap song so
This is him being a pop artist
Yeah
So I don't like as far as
Like rap is related?
It's like I
What would I expect?
What I expect him to write all of these bars?
No.
Like that's what I was saying.
Like it's not a rap song where he's playing.
But what he wants,
he wants to be a rapper.
He does want that he wants,
but he wants to be known as the best rapper.
He doesn't like own the fact that he gets help to that.
I think that's what kind of hurts him
because it's like if he was just like, yeah,
like I saw this song and I love it
and I knew what to do with it to make it even like a bigger hit
and present it to the world.
But I feel like he ignores this type of stuff.
and acts like it doesn't happen.
And look, he, the cover-up, if this is a cover-up from the other people.
It's like, go say that this is not real, that we did it together in the past.
You would show, oh, shoot, they don't, he doesn't want people to know that.
Like, he's not, you know, like you said, so-and-so wrote something for the city girls.
I bet you if the city girls didn't want that known, you wouldn't know.
True.
I bet, like, this shouldn't be common knowledge to regular people unless, like, if you care.
Yeah.
If you care, you're going to hide it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is, like, party next door wrote work for Rihanna.
Yeah, but Rihanna's not trying to be the best rapper alive.
It's a little different when you come.
It's pop.
So it's like that's kind of expected.
Sometimes like songs are given.
And even sometimes the pop artists are given credit for like, oh, like you, you know what
writers to work with.
You're smart.
Like you find the right writers at the right time.
You know what I'm saying?
Stuff like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Poor thing.
Poor thing.
Because he's going to, the guy.
Oh, the producer.
He didn't be scapegoater.
He's exactly what happened to Quinn Miller is how they're going to look at this guy.
Like one.
If you release the song or if you leaked this song before it was out,
I don't want to work with you because you do that.
You're thirsty.
Yeah, they're not going to trusty at all.
And then if, dang, it got out that you're the one that did this behind the scenes,
if it is that, which I don't necessarily believe that he, this guy is wrote for Drake or whatever.
Yeah.
Then it's like, dang, whatever happened to Quinn is going to happen in this guy.
Ah, I see where you're coming from.
It's just like a, I don't know, it's a weird.
It is.
Yeah.
Just to be in that.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
Who's cutting it?
There's a song I'm like, ah, I hate to love.
Why?
Why?
I just, I really like it.
Yeah.
You guys get dandal.
I stand on Drake business.
Yeah, we know.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
There's a lot of good songs on that album.
I think this one is because it's a big hit.
That's where it's a problem.
And the fan bases.
It's the fan bases.
Oh, 100%.
And I'm not even going to leave it on Kendricks because, oh my gosh, the way that Drake Hive has also tried to discredit any little thing that Kenner.
Oh, yeah.
It's just, they're just, they're going to.
It's just never end.
It's a back and forth.
It's never going to end.
No, it's not.
Oh my God.
This is like forever now.
It's annoying at this point.
All right.
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