Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 440 Space Baddies W/ Concrete! | Brown Bag Mornings (04/14/25)

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. It's paro-1-6. LA's number one favorite, buenos deans. Good morning. To everyone, but not the person with the scrap metal on the freeway. That mess up, Greg's car. Oh, yep.

Feel like, like, like a man? No, like, like, torn apart. My hand, my head's, like, they're torn apart. Like, like, they're torn apart. Like, literally, I don't know how to explain it. rough. Yeah, like a man. Yeah.

Have you ever, like sanded something? Like, that's what it feels like. Yeah, like a man. So over the weekend, I was watching on his Instagram stories, Greg was driving and there was scrap metal. And your car hit it. Straight into my car.

And I had to pull it out in the middle of the freeway and it made my hand all bloody. Like my hands were full of blood. I yelled. And I had, and then I was under my car because it ruined all the plastic under my car. Your car is really low. Really, really low. Yeah. Did you jack it up?

No. I was literally having... You have to watch this. Can you post it? Yeah, I'll post it on... Yeah, I'll post it. He said the lip of your car, right? Lip of my car is broken, right?

All the front of the car is broken. And then under my car, all that plastic that protects it, broken as well. Oh, the undercarriage? Yeah, so I called my homie, like, the live down the street. Thank you for giving the actual terms. Yeah, the undercarriage. I call my homie that lived down the street. I was like, dude, all I need is a jack in a knife.

He's like, I don't have a jack, but I'll bring you a knife. So then I went under my car and I'm cutting all the plastic from under my car, but it's hot at the same time. Oh, because the engine. Yeah, it's hard at the same time. So I literally cutting. Way safe for a way to do all that. I think there might be.

Yeah, a jack. Yeah, but it's like, it was like, what, two in the morning? Three in the morning. I didn't get home to like four because of that. Yeah. So whoever left that piece of middle. Kian de man to be outside that late slash early. There's a point.

You know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're sad because this is like your car car. My car. Yeah, I didn't even drive it today.

Oh, you didn't? Oh, you did it? Oh, I know that feeling. Like, when you mess up your shoes, you're like, I don't even want to look at it. I don't even want to wear it. I don't want to wear it. Really? Yeah, it's not even looking at that right now.

So today's going to get fixed. Shout it to your honey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He pulled up. He was like, you're like, you don't want to just drop it off my house at Uber home? And I was like, nah, like, it's too late. I need to get home now. Like, I'm just so frustrated and mad.

like I had a fresh white tea on too, so I was on the floor. Oh, yeah. That's gone. Yes, that's a good weekend, though. Yeah, it was a good weekend. It was a good weekend. It was, besides that. It could have been worse.

So if you woke up with like a little ding on your car, the car got scratched by that one girl or that, like, there's a dent in it, don't worry, this was, car's lip is bad. I can tell. He's got a cold word. You got a busted lip. Yeah. It was funny because my homie, when he pulled up, he was like, was that the metal that

was on the freeway that you ran over? I was like, dude, he's like, yeah, that thing was huge. Oh, he saw it too? He saw it too because he came like, he was right there. And I was like, damn. What happened, concrete? What were going to say to this full? No, I say, you're not alone, dog.

You are not. Because there's other people, I'm sure, that got to. Open not you. Somebody else came to too. There's definitely more victims of that she met up. Yeah, there is. There is. Little team meeting before we start the show.

I'm tired of promoting concrete on Instagram, okay? Yeah. Do we promote that Maximo's going to be live tomorrow? No, we don't. Okay. Do we promote that Victor is going to. going to be live tomorrow all day? I'm still a guest.

No, bro. Like, I gave us a new picture. The cousin is always at the house. Yeah. On social media. On social media. You left your toothbrush here. I was wondering when it was going to stop.

Today. On social media on Instagram, every time, like, concrete is going to come over. Then we do a post like tomorrow all morning. Oh, morning. It's like, bro, we got Chris Brown tickets. Why don't we promote that? For a word.

It's going to tell me that he loves me. And that's why you promote it? The other day, he was like, I love you, bro. And I was like, my dad doesn't even say this. I know. Maximo was staying in your place in Greg's life. I know. He told me he loves me all the time.

I hit him with that I love you little bro. Yeah. Little bro. He did so good up there. He was all sweaty too. I was like, he took it though. He's like, I need to go to bathroom. I need to go to bathroom.

It's something about us, like, Mexican men that like, we don't like to say I love you. It's like a weird thing. But once you turned up. I love it. Because, like, I, I love it. Because, like, I. I told my grandpa, it was my grandpa's birthday on Saturday. And I was like, hey, grandpa, like, I was telling him, like, how old are you?

He said, he's 74. And then I was like, oh, okay, I was like, yeah, you need a lot more birthdays, da, blah, all in Spanish, you know, because I know Spanish. And then I was like, I was like, I was like, I love you, grandpa. And then he goes, thank you. If you have facial hair right now, I love you. There you go. Thank you. Guys and girls.

But it's funny. Guys and girls. Wait, wait. Shout out to your grandpa. Your grandpa's the same age as my dad. No way. Wait, what? No way.

Shout to 74. It's a couple things. My dad waited later to have me, which by the way, he had me at 36 or 37. And I'm like, that's like my age right now. If I were to have a baby. What? But also Vick's family just like. I'm the product of four generations of teen pregnancy.

Boom. Wow. So like they went after this. Beautiful. I'm like in between Vicks. at his mom's age. You guys almost went to school

together. I broke the cycle. I had my kid at 21. So. Nice. We're breaking generations.

Jump! Right. All right. We have a scrolling with Greg coming up. Yes, Letty. And could Brony James finally be getting

the love that his dad gets in the NBA? Oh. Mind out why next. Okay. The homie. Gregory. Gregory.

You guys, we all know The LeBron James song And how much we love that song, right? LeBron. No, I don't know what you're talking about. No. I'm going to play this banger for you.

You're going to remember right now. LeBron, LeBron, LeBron James. LeBron. I hear you singing, Maximum, my clipper fan. That's my joy. Let's balance those balls. What? That's a remix.

That's a remix. Yeah, you're out of balance. Very hard. That was some. Wow that lives. Fligrant too. But I guess a bunch of NBA fans that are doing R&B, like maybe AI R&B songs.

About LeBron James. Yep. Well now, maybe NBA fans are finally accepting Brownie James because they made a song for him. No way. Yes, they made a Bronny James Jr. Listen to this. And who's the youngest on the team?

That's Bromby. Average 2.3. That's Bromby. Who's been killing the gym? That's Brony So that's Brony Baby That's Brunny

And who can shoot it with E. That's Brony Who's not better than A Reel That's Brom Where they belong That's Brony

But that's Brony That's Brony Wow Wow I love it Because they did the key sway Yeah Nobody

Yeah nobody I think this one is like up there with a... I like it. It's really good. But it's, I'll keep dissing him. It really is. It's like a diss, but they also like, they love him. But it's Brody.

Yeah, you know, people start liking you when they clown you. For sure. I would hope. Brony starts today, right? Conqueror your thing? Yep. First NBA start ever. Wait, what?

All over ESPN. Oh, he starts. Trublazers. It's all over, are you mad? That it's all over ESPN. It's cool. It's news, right? It's amazing news.

I needed to hear it. And now you're hurting. All right. Hearding your first. So you guys teach me about sports. So tell me where the Lakers are. Are we going to get the world champion this year? Third seed.

We ended up on a good side of the bracket. Yep. They just clinched, right? Yeah, exactly. So today's game doesn't matter. Oh, okay. So that's why Bronny in the game that doesn't matter? Yes.

Wow. Give them some run. You know what I'm saying? It's funny. Let them show the skills. Because if you go to a Laker game and they're winning by a lot, They'll be like, put it in brah me. Yeah, I heard that.

That's so sad. He's a human victory cigar, is what they say. But I wonder how he feels about that. Well, I mean, he's a rookie. He's like 19 years old. I'm sure he's happy about it. You know what I'm saying? That's how you start.

Pope used to do the same thing. So if we're third seed, what does that mean? So we'll face the sixth seed, which is the Minnesota Timberwolves. Yep. So we're going to play them. And then after that, we're going to make them succinct. Hey, yo. That's right.

Where are the clippers at, Maxillop. Yeah. Succeed. Like, succeed. Like six. Yeah. After that, we would play the winner

of the seventh seat and the second seat. This is math, huh? Remember when your teacher said you're gonna need math and you're like, for what? And it's like for this.

It'd be nice for the Clippers and the Lakers. That would be a Google, Maximo. No, I believe we were in the fifth. Oh, okay, okay. Fourth and fifth is the same thing. Who's starting today for you guys?

Was that on ESPN? No, yesterday we were on ESPN because we beat the Warriors. Eliminated them for the playoffs. Yeah. Shut up. Yep. The Warriors are out.

Well, they have to do the play and turn them out. And they're all in like six, I think. To do that? They don't win the player. Whenever they're in the play in, they haven't won. Okay, so remember we're talking about Steph Curry? Yeah. Is it just?

No, he's good. He's good. Draymond smoked the layup. Is that good or bad? That sounds like it's good. It's bad. But you're making it sound like that. No, it's bad.

He missed it two feet. Yeah. He's right in front of the basket. Oh. Sounds good. Yeah. Is that worse than an airball? Yes.

Yeah, because it's right there. Right in front of the basket and then you just blow it. Yeah, I mean, the Western Conference in general is, it's scary because every team is really good. Yeah. I feel you're really sarcastic. No, I'm serious. More questions about the Lakers. So what's our chances of winning a world champion?

Pretty high. 100% every year. I could get started on merch and I could get started on my outfit for the pre. Well, look, it's pretty high because since they made the third seed and then the rockets aren't necessarily like a scary team, who's probably the team that we'd face in the second round, we're going to more than likely play the OKC Thunder in the Western Conference finals and I like our chances. Excuse me?

You're going to play us. I'll see you're going to play. Beat the thunder. Oh, so he's already planning on your downfall. He's already planning O'SC to beat the Clippers. He hasn't seen the claw play right now. The number one seed. Who is number one seed?

Oh, OKC. Oh, you're playing the number one seat? That's what I'm saying. We're not. You're out, fool. Who else is starting with Broner. Johnny? Shake Milton, Trey Jemison the third. Who is that?

Who? Dalton Connect. Do they get people from the stands? Where's LeBron? Where's Lucca? Power forward. Concrete. Just throwing elbows.

Wait, is that way he came in a war loops team? I came in a warm of a movie. He came out. Yeah, he has a game later. I'm feeling like a lot of promo for him and everything. What about Luca and LeBron? No, no, they're hurt. What?

They got hurt last night. They're hurt, but they'll be good smart. When it matters? Yeah. I like it. They need rest. Today, I like Ronnie's Day. Today's, he's going to score 40.

Yeah, he is. Play Bronny's song. This is for you, Brunny. And who's the youngest on the team? That's Brony. Yeah. Who average 2.3. That's Brani.

Who's been killing the G-League? That's so. Oh, yeah. The best Friday, babe. Oh, yeah. Killing the G-Nig is correct. That's wild. He's like,

average is 2.3. Yeah. Poor thing. Tonight is going to be different. What if he just like balls out? He might go up. He's going to have like 30 minutes at least. If I have like 8 points.

Yeah. He's going to get it. That's Brian. Yeah, they're playing the water boys, he told. Okay. All right. I know it's Monday, but it's also Holy Week, okay? Holy Week?

It is. Holy Week. So Easter's on Sunday, bro. Oh, yeah, it is. Yesterday it was Palm Sunday. What's that? That's home room. you look at the palm trees

no that would be cool no we're not making fun of palms Sunday we're not making fun of the church we're not making fun of the church shout out to everybody that it's the church

that one's church yesterday for Palm Sunday Palm Sunday I was driving around and I seen a bunch of churches doing like little carnivals like carnivals

and stuff for the kids they had a little inflatables and stuff like that that's pretty cool and then they give you palms lucky the ashes from Ash Wednesday come from the palms

wait What? Yeah. I don't know that. You've never been to Ash Wednesday, huh? No. Oh, I get it. Because you're, so on Ash Wednesday, which is the start of Lant, you go and you get the little.

Yeah, there's a little crossing here. But that comes from, because I'm like, where are these ashes from? God. What ashes are they? They're palms. So they burn the palms to get the ashes? Well, I don't know how ashes are made, but I'm assuming, yeah. Yeah, they burn palms.

You got to look into that all. I'm literally looking into it. What's the ash? Where's the ash from? Because you just, it's like a newspaper. It's like a newspaper. I always thought it was like Jesus's body Like he got

For 2,000 years they're just burning his body Yeah, I mean nowadays it's different Yeah But I mean that's what I thought it symbolized Yeah Oh that's not what you're talking about Yeah, yeah but it's like where does it come from Oh it actually

Concrete was saying like bro is it from newspaper? Just a bunch of newspapers Like no it's from the palms maybe From wherever the palm Like the tree? Yeah a palm tree yes Oh You think like a leaf from the

A leaf from the palm tree. Yeah. Okay. I'm not even sure that it's a palm tree, to be honest, because I've seen palm trees in, oh, maybe like slices of it. Because actual palms themselves, they make, on Palm Sunday, they make crosses out of them. They make cute little, little things out of them. Figaroons.

Yeah, they do. Chats everybody celebrating Holy Week. I hope your lent has been good. I hope whatever you gave up, you actually gave up. Oh, yeah, you're supposed to do that too. So Sunday is the end of everyone's lit? Yes. It's Easter.

Yeah. Nice. Yeah. You can signifies the end of the end of it. That's cool. That's cool. Okay, he's learning. I'm learning.

I'm learning the history of it. Yeah, but Maximo never was Catholic. I bet you you are Catholic until you should know about it. I don't know anything about religion like that. Yeah. Did you ever go to church? I got kicked out. How?

Just being. A rocker. Yeah. Being loud? Me and my brother would be very, very, like. You'd be disturbed. Yes. But when you did go to church, what church did you go to?

I don't know. Was it a Catholic church? Did you stand up, Neil? Did they make you do that? Did you see any saints? Saints? A pope. Yeah.

Like, no, hold on. Did they make you kneel at any point? I think so. If they did, it was Catholic. Because Christians don't kneel, huh? Yeah, they do. But you don't kneel, get up, stand up, shake hands with your neighbor.

Not like the squats. Yeah. Squats. We don't squat. Kind of. But it's like they make us do it a lot. Yeah. I went to a Catholic church once for like a thing.

It was like a Kinseyera. And then they're getting up and sitting up and I was like, how many? All right. All right. Yeah. Did you. Did you.

Yeah. Did you. Did you. the little bread? No, I never went up. My mom never said. But they had it. They had it.

So it's Catholic. Okay. No, we did the bread too. Oh, really? Really? My mom told me never go up. Do you guys do pass? Like peace?

Be with you? Yeah. Every now. Do you have? But not like a... Wait, your question too? I mean, that's your real name, but... Yeah.

Yeah. Why? So do you know about Ash Wednesday? Yeah. Why? Because my parents. My parents... You grew up like...

Yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. Hold on. So then how did he's converting to... He's actually like Christian, not Catholic. Catholic, everybody's Christian, right? Christian Catholic, yeah.

Pentecostal. Yeah, but he went to the church where they couldn't play Pokemon. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it was hardcore. Which church did you go to? Primera communion, did you do that? Yeah, I did that. Okay, so you're Catholic.

Yeah, but I converted. Oh, you're born again. Yeah. When's your new birthday? He forgot. You know? Well, I haven't been baptized yet. Okay, it's fine.

It's fine. We're all on our journey, brothers. I'll tell you this. Yeah. I never had my first communion. What does that mean? You just never had your first communion. Did you get baptized?

You still got to be saved, brother. That you're a little bit. Yeah. Christian or Catholic? I'm not moving on that. What, did you get baptized as a baby? Catholic's baptized. Christians don't.

Yeah, you choose when to get baptized. You choose when you're older. Any. You don't have your first communion? You don't wear like the white little shoes and the white little suit? No. And with your little candy, you go up and you pray? No.

That's so cute. I did that. I did that. Do you have a God's parents? That was a vibe. I think so. Christians don't, right? No, no parents.

If you have a God parent, more than likely, you're Catholic. Okay. I don't. Yeah, I don't know anything about religion like that. Yeah, you do. No, I don't. I honestly don't. Like, that's one top, like.

You knew that you got baptized. You knew that you had God parents. Yeah, well, my parents tell me that, but it's like, I don't know anything. You don't have anything. You don't have anything from it. They never gave me anything. You don't have a Nino that's not there? Exactly.

That's what I don't know anything about religion. Like, I don't know anything about religion. My parents never like... Well, you're learning. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, what's Palm Sunday? What's all that stuff? Like, I never really got into it at all.

You don't get into it. Respectfully, you're not like, hey, you know what I'm so into right now? Yeah, I don't know what any... You know, it's been my thing right now? The last time I went to church with my mom, I legit got kicked out. They're like, you're being too loud. How old were you? Don't be loud.

Like 16? Yeah, you should have not... You should know better by then. What were you doing? I thought you were eight or something. Yeah, I thought you were like... Little, right? No, like laughing, making jokes.

Now you know something. You can tell a little, a girl that's definitely like, she prays and all of that, right? The ashes on Ash Wednesday are made from burnt palm fronds. I guess that's like the strip that were blessed the Palm Sunday of the previous year. Oh, they go for a whole year? Well, palms, they get like, they dry a brownish, like kind of like, what do they call tamales? They look like they have the show. And then they have those and then they make them ashes for the next year.

But now you know, it's not newspaper. Like, I mean, it's a lot of churches. Greg will learn about church and religion when a girl makes them. Yeah, I think so. I don't think they could do that. You definitely would. Yeah, they would. My sister just said that.

And shout out to that girl. Newspaper, palms, don't a tree, big dog. Yeah. You're right. You have a little point on that. My sister was like, I'm going to church tomorrow. I'm like, why are you going to church tomorrow? She's like, one of the guys that I'm talking to wants to go.

And he said if I want to talk to him, like if I want to talk to him, we have to go to church. Good for him. Wow. That's a bad thing. Yeah, that's a good thing. I was taking shots with her at the strip club like five hours before she went. Doesn't matter.

Yeah. This is the thing about the Bible, brother. Everyone in there was a sinner. And they got saved. Like, don't count yourself out because you do crazy stuff. If anything, your prime candidate to go to church. Saturday, Saturday and Sunday, Sunday, baby. Yep.

I was like, well, I'm not going to church. True. He did, though. He did. Yeah, they were maniacs. Oh, he ex. with the gangsters are You can't be saved

if you're already the bet like perfect You can't be saved Perfect people don't go to church That's what we're talking about In the Bible It's all stories of people That had a checker pass

That then like became saved Yeah they became disciples This is my thing And I'm not trying to preach Anybody but Austin like we're like Oh yeah I'm to this Frater's like don't count yourself out Literally every example in the Bible

is something like that Someone doing some effed up-ish And then just being like Don't worry. That gave you. No, yeah. He would have pulled up on fig, me like you're blessed, girl.

Yeah. Yeah. Real. He convinced me to go to church now. See? If it's stories like that. As he should. If that has to be the messenger

for you to go to church, I love it. And shout out to your sister for doing that. Yeah. That's cool. Are they telling the stories like that too? Hey, Jesus went down to free. For real.

Yeah. Depends where you go. It's like Bethlehem Ave, but it's not like Big. It's not fig, it's not fig, Bethlehem have. That's a Bethlehem.

That's a very sacred place. Very sacred place. Yeah, don't count yourself out for morning church. Yeah, bro. No one's too cool. Nobody's going to check you at the door. Like, be like, where you've been in the last 12 hours? It says, come as you are, my buddy.

Yeah. Shout to your sister for doing that too. I think that that's going to go well for her. Yeah. I hope so. We have shout outs. Yes, we do have shoutouts. Shout out to Aileen, who wants to shout out her Papacito, Chris.

Fabella. Okay. Hey, Chris Favela. She said, shout out to Concrete as well. Hey, oh,

yeah. A word. Concretto. And I want to give a shout to Jesus, Sergio, Nubia, Nick, Pancho from

Braille Improv at Concrete Show. Oh, they said what's up to you? Hey, oh, what's up? You would give a shout up Monday. I was like,

yeah, I got you. Oh. Big. It was so funny seeing that you at Mr. Rosewood. Oh, yeah,

yeah. Everybody was dying laughing at that. Wait, was that plan? Yeah, like, Like, I'm gonna run up on you bro.

Yeah, like, I was eating and then he's like, hey, like, I'm gonna come by and then just act normal. Like, you're just having breakfast. I'm like, okay, I am though, like, you know? I'm not pretending. But it was like, it was fine, but I didn't realize that like my dad got really embarrassed because he was just like. You're eating with your dad. Yeah, and then it was just so much attention on us, like immediately. I guess I'm kind of used to it, but my dad was like, they didn't know what to do.

Yeah. I saw the people you're supposed to. You were like, uh, yeah. Yeah. These chilaquilas are to die for. I'm a great actor, huh. I'm a great, though. They are great.

Yeah, they are. Shout to Mr. Rosewood. Yeah, shout out to Evette and Savannah that I met there, too. We took a photo outside. They said they listened every morning. It was a mother and daughter. They're really cool.

Oh, that's so awesome. And they said they had a photo with everybody except me. So they have photo with you. Oh, that's so tight. What is your photo like? You know? No, it was outside. It was outside in front of the Mr. Rosewood's time.

I went to Coachella over the weekend. Yeah. Well, you're a Coachella girl. Yeah. I was working. I don't feel like I got the like full Coachella experience. I did get the very hot experience, walking a lot experience. I heard it was hot.

It was very, very hot. But it's like Coachella, right? But while I was doing this, I was doing something with the homies over at Genius, people were coming up to me and like showing love. And it was really cute. Some guy named Marco, he came through. He was wearing a Mexico jersey, soccer jersey, and then Galaxy socks. And I was like, oh, yeah, what part of Central America are you from?

And I'm like, you must be a haffered. And he's like, I am. He's Guatemalan and Mexican. Oh, yes, yes, yes. And he was like, I just wanted you to know, like, people are behind you. They support you. And, like, we're ready to ride. Basically, I'm like, we're all not going to go with anyone.

No, stand down. But thank you. It's for you, concrete. So, hey, I got Marco and the Haffers. Yeah, down. All the Mexodarians, we step. We hear. And then you were at Coachella, you're like, yeah, man.

You don't know, bro. My eyes just get like that when I smile, bro. She already told. I like, yeah, pass to the left, brother, yeah. I don't associate Coachella with that. Me neither. Cotello with like tabs of things. Whoa.

I was keeping it early here. Bar tabs. Bar tab. Yeah, exactly. It's not Woodstock. Yeah. Which, by the way, there was a lot more grass, like actual green grass on the floor. Then I thought, when I thought Coachella never been there before,

I thought of a lot of dirt and sand. and that's why people wore the bananas. That's just for show. It's nice. Greengrass everywhere. The bandanas are for people that camp or that walk the trail from. Because it's turned into like a little fashion statement. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I was definitely like, oh, we don't need these. Like, they're just here. I put on my Laboooooooooo. I'm like, we don't need these, but it's a lot of green. I was worried about the dust. Maybe some years more than others. Also, when it's windy, the dust from like the parking lots picks up. Oh, yeah.

It wasn't when they this time? No. No. Well, I don't know. It was just really hot. Angelica. He's so hot. Ice all the weather.

I'm going to go next weekend. Two guys. Who's Saturday? Can we nodding? I don't even know yet. I don't even know yet. I don't even know. I don't know if you know.

You know, past, you know, past, it's over next weekend. They're not even there. They are there. They are there. Yeah. There's two weekends.

Oh, you were lying. Oh, yeah. Liar! That's so funny. You got caught. Nice. I saw a lot of chaps. Get ready for some chaps.

That's what concrete is wearing. Yeah. Buttless chaps. Yeah. I saw a lot of cheeks. It was more dude's cheeks than girls' cheeks. No way. Wow.

Excited about that. Jose's looking at a ticket right now. Be careful with Greg. He might be like, whoa. I'm going right now. Yeah, I knew it. So do they camp out? Are they there a week?

Some people. There's the camping grounds. Thursday or Monday. And then there's the if you want to just pull up. Because we're a drive away. We can. But there's people that come out. from so many places

and they'll just camp out. And they even have showers. They used a big sign that says showers. Oh yeah. Don't do that? You've camp? I've worked there where I had the camp. Oh, really?

But we had our own, like, staff. You worked at Coachella? Yeah. What the hell? I worked at Coachella for like six years. You would cart people around, right? I worked at the Sahara tent, and I would drive, I would be the cart. And I'd drive artists or people to, like, their little areas.

And the showers, though, huh? No, the showers in the campsite? It's crazy. Wild. Freaking. People think that you got to wake up early and be the first one, but everyone thinks like that. You got to wait until the festival starts and everyone goes in, then you go shower. Insane.

What years did you work there from? I don't remember. Do you remember it by headliners? Yeah. Like guns and roses. Tight. Oh, that was a while ago. Yeah.

I worked at like six years. And I did all three weeks, two Coachella weeks and then the stage coach. Oh, stagecovers right after that. Yeah. I was there. What I was thinking, because I go the first week of. of Coachella, right? I went the first week of the Coachella.

And the grass is green, but it's getting stumped on. Yep. By the next week of Coachella, it's going to be not as green. Yeah. By stage coach. Mud. Yeah. Like, y'all need the bananas.

I'm bringing my botas. I've been breaking the money. Oh, you're going to stage coach? Yeah. He's so excited. His new life. See? Who is this guy?

Cowboy. That's right, brother. Who are you going to go watch? Luke Combs. Carillion Leone. Morgan Wallin. What's your favorite Morgan Wallin's song? Down the River?

Last night. That's not a song. Broadway girls. Broadway girls. Yeah, there we go. Oh, the last night song? I like that song. I like that song.

It's a banger. I'm so learning. I'm new here, okay? Real quick before we move on, Johnny and Santa Ana met at the Bray Improv and Oscar from Fullerton at the Bray Improv at Comptu Show. Oh, you went too? Got a lot of love. Yeah.

I also want to say, man, shout out to Tina and Old School Functions. just putting out an amazing autism awareness event this past Sunday in the city of Norwich. How was it? It's such an amazing job. So many families, so many kids. And so many people that came out just to support the event that don't have kids with autism

but wanted to help out. That was amazing. The love was in the air. And it was amazing now. So thank you guys. Appreciate you guys. Were you there? Did you show up or did you do a set?

Like, what were you? No, I sponsored the event. Oh, that's true. Yeah. We've done it four years in a row and it's beautiful. That's awesome. Invite us next time. For sure.

Okay. Thank you. Simp or pimp. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Before we move forward with a Kiole, Maximo, I would just like to say that I'm so glad that you're back, Maximo, when you were gone, the guy's all made fun of you. Maximo was here. What do you mean?

No, even concrete. He joined in. Yeah. Wait, I don't talk like that. Yeah. I didn't make fun of anybody. And then that's why a new character because of that. That sounds scary, bro.

I don't know what you're talking about. He's always here every single day. So I would just let you. Please stop getting COVID. Otherwise, these fools are going to keep around here. I don't know how to happen. Stop getting COVID. What's it?

What's it my fault? Well, I'm just telling you. You need to protect yourself more. COVID in 2025, brother. Yes. Yeah, that's happening. So old. Watch.

So old, brother. Wait and see. But if I do see pictures of you on vacation on that same day that you said you were sick, I'm going to come for you. No, no, no. I was embarrassed. Tamalito. Okay.

Where are you really though? Tamalon. So, Kio, Bola, Maximo. So. Ah, I see it. My grandparents are. Why are you moving your bathtub. Yeah.

I like this. So Mr. Rosecrans, Vig, posted a story this weekend. Somebody in this room right now. They were doing that, we were doing the old. Our very own.

Our good friend. Mr. Rochevitz posted a story this weekend where his grandparents were doing a speech or singing a song, there was a celebration. It was my grandpa's birthday. And he put in parentheses, but also me and Jordan in 2069.

Why, 20169? Do the math, brother. Because it was, how long have they been married? A long time. Ni Savvy. Okay. Do the math. Like 50 years.

I don't know, like 50 years. So that's why you did the math? Yeah, yeah. I'm not understanding. Yeah, what is the math? The math is 44 years. That sounds about right. Yeah.

They've been together a long time. Okay. I just picked a random number. Oh, okay. They just wanted to be like... Yeah, I thought you were the 69 to be... Yeah, he was. They were doing a, like, they were doing a duo.

A duet. Yeah. It was so cute. It was really nice. Yeah, they loved doing that. It's always so cool because, like, they're really like a big reason why I believe in love. Like, all jokes aside. Because they're just, they really love each other.

to this day and they've been together since they're together since they're with teenagers yeah wow they sing together they're so romantic with each other yeah yeah they dance they're like the whole party just sitting down they're just dancing together singing you know my grandpa's super heavy so then you're like this is gonna be me and you babe yeah because she was right there next to me yeah what did she say would you tell her uh well she doesn't understand Spanish so yeah you're translating the whole thing what song would you guys be duetting in 69 years or how many years um you know I think that's the question that

came up and we were trying to figure it out. Like, which one would be... Making my way downtown. It's going to be a country song. It's going to be a country song. Probably. Last night, we let the liquor talk. You can take a ride on my big green tractor.

It's going to be square dancing. He said it? Hit it, babe. And we see like, yeah, of course. Exactly. Yeah? Yeah. A listener sent it to us.

You still love. A listener sent it? A bunch of listeners sent it. What is this guy? At least five listeners sent to me. Really? Look at this sim. Wow.

And I was like, you're right. He is a sim. What do you hope to be doing with your girl in 44 years, Maximum? Me? Living on the island. Nice. What island? Puerto Rico?

Maybe. You guys don't want to sing together at all? Yeah, for sure. And the island? A relaxed life. You know, crazy. Married? Yeah, married.

Okay. Yeah. And what about you? Christian. Oh, in the sheets, player, what? In 44 years? Oh, yeah. I heard old people are freaky like that.

Hello. Really? What? Yes. Yeah. Wait, you said you're saying you're old? I'm freaky now, dog. No.

I'm freaky now, player, what? You letty? Well, my. Don't, don't. Oh, not the freaky part. Yeah, yeah. No. What do you let me?

You want to be freaky? You want to be freaky? Oh, whoa. Go, go. That's what keeps it going. Last year my in-laws, because my parents divorced, I never get to see that example. But last year, my in-laws wrote his parents,

I think they celebrated 50 years, and it was like this really nice, like, anniversary that they had, and it was so beautiful. And I was like, oh, that's cool. That's like a good goal. Like, I see what you mean by seeing that in your face. Like you're like, oh, that's something that I could do, too. Like a possibility.

Didn't happen with my parents. Yeah, same. Yeah, my parents. Yeah, same. Stay laughing. Stay clapping. That's the key. Stay laughing and clapping, baby.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I like it. Everybody, yeah, like that. I did you today with your snacks. With my snacks. Oh, I ate one. I had a little pour those cheese Danish.

Yeah, but I mean your snacks. Homemade. Your little burrito. Your little zip-lock bad. Are you guys in a fight? No, we're good. It was a Sunday. We were tired on Sunday.

You still brought your coffee? I did, yeah. I just gave you coffee. Nice. This ain't my cup. Does she wake up early and make it for you? Or do you make it? Mm-hmm.

She wakes up early and makes it for you? Yeah. It's nice. I don't make my own cup of coffee. Yeah, right. It's the grandma. I'm a man. It's the grandma.

You're a liar. I don't make my own peanut butter. All right. This is a real question. This is a real question. Does your girl do or does her grandmother do it? It's a, they work together. Wow.

No, they were together. What does that mean? They work together. Well, like, I'll be almost ready and then my girl get up and, like, go to the front and, like, make sure everything's good. She gives you kids goodbye. What? Fixes her collar before you leave? Yeah, she'll, like, get the coffee ready and then, like, sometimes her grandma will.

Sometimes she'll make me the burritos. Her grandma gives you a blessing before you. That's beautiful. Oh, that's cute. Do you get home? You're like, sweetie, I'm home. Honey. Have the dinner ready.

Let me please. Senora, I'm home. Oh, she's white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

This is how Simvick is. He has his own house. Yeah. He's basically just paying for storage. It's a big closet. Yeah. Yeah. He's basically just paying storage there, but he goes and sleeps over his girlfriends.

Every day. Every day. Pretty much. He stay there, man. You could. Your father-in-law's cool, man. It's a longer. It's a longer drive to work.

Yeah. But he does that for love. It's love. Oh. No, no. He's fool. And I'm here early every day. Wow.

True, even with the longer dry. Wow. You're a changed man right here. You are different. I'm different. Love change is a man. This weekend, he went out with his girlfriend's dad. You did.

How was that? To see concrete. Yeah, it was fun. And do them? How long have you been doing again? How long? Almost a year? Almost a year.

Ten months. So cute. Oh, you guys are moving fast. That's a lot. It's more months. I proposed nine months. No way. What's up?

I'm behind. What's up? You already moved in? Yeah. I got pregnant. I got pregnant at three months. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your word? What's your word? Yeah. I'm married.

What about you? What's your plan? Yeah. What's your plan? What's not? What's your plan? What's your plan? Wait, why are you sweating?

I'm not sweating. It's the coffee. Do you think you're more sim for her than she is for you? Or like, what does she do that simp? he's the one that moved in if I take too long in the bathroom she gets mad at me but come back

come back to bed I'm like I've only been in like five minutes I miss you yeah I miss you come back yeah I'm like taking care of business over here yeah I feel like he's officially like ex out of sim because he is

he's the king of sims I get out of the movie's over you what I watch a movie in there in the bathroom you didn't get hemorrhoids like that The heck is going to fall asleep. More.

More. All right. Let's Simp Victor out of here. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit.

There you go. All right. Keep in your homie help. All right. Check this out. Homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help. Valeria needs our help. Valerie. Valeria sent us a DM and said, Hey, Brown bag. I need your help.

Okay. She said, you know the family always has to have some type of drama. Yep. She said, so about a year ago, my Tio got locked up for being a knucklehead. During that time, he and his girlfriend live with us. When he got locked up, his girlfriend, who's like my Tia, ended up still staying with us. I honestly been locked in and focused on school and hadn't kept up with my Tio's stuff because he's been in and out since I can remember.

She said, well, a year went by after he got locked up this last time, and I saw him. saw my Tia started to talk to some new guy. She said, honestly, I thought nothing of it, and I feel like she deserved better anyway. I never cared to ask who it is. I'm just worried about me. I do feel bad saying that, because it's my uncle, but still. Well, Tarr's surprised. He randomly got released, or at least in my surprise, he's back at the house.

My Tia seems stressed, and I know she kind of has a new man, which she hasn't told my Thio. This weekend, I found out it's my dad's boss. It's crazy. That is crazy. She said, do I tell my Thio? Like, we're not close, but he is my blood and he took care of me since a kid. Or do I let the drama unfold before my eyes. She said, I do have some guilt, but my mom and dad are also acting weird. I know they feel guilt too and don't know how to handle this. I just know he's going to flip and it's going to fall on us since he's really our family and my Tia is not blood. Help me out, Brownback. She's only, she's family because through him.

Through him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She moved in through him. She didn't want to live there either. Yeah. Now it's weird.

Like she doesn't have a, I don't know, a place there. That's like, that's like adopted family in a sense. Yeah. And even her saying like my tia, like calling her my tia, I mean she's probably been in their life for a long time. Of course. Yeah. They grew, like, and it's not her fault that the dude went to jail, right?

Right. So that's where they're like, imagine they kicked her out when he went to jail? That'd be a little. Yeah. It's like you're still, you're still, your still, your still with him.

Yeah. I don't know. Loki's starting to see her talk to someone else then I would be trippy. I know like if you care for her but it's like. It's kind of the like

the terms and conditions that aren't said. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I love you and all

but like. You start dating somebody else it's yeah, it's a problem. Like it's weird. It is weird. Yeah. But it also seems like

they don't try to get in their in their situation. Well, yeah. I was going to kill him myself. Yeah. Also understanding, like, I know my Tio is a knucklehead and he's like in and out all the time. Yeah.

I'm just. They probably know. So that I'm going to like. That boy going back to jail when he finds out. Yeah. Because if he is nice, he don't mind going in again. Yeah. I'm not afraid to go back.

I'm trying to think about it in a way because I have like a Tia who is it like blood. But I have known her since the kid. Yeah. And like it was like. It might as well be blood. it might as well be blood so it like it doesn't feel like oh that's not my tiya yeah so in a sense i feel like this is the same way like it almost is like this is my tiya she dated somebody in your family oh she was like a a step sister to my mom okay yeah yeah no but i have more i have like yeah like

two thios and one tia that are in-law like tia in-laws or tio-in-laws but i look at them like family 100 yeah yeah horre has this one tia that's his the up because she was married to his deal. No, no, no, it's funny. It's funny because I'm not supposed to say this. Perfect time on air. Yeah, she was married to Stia. I'll say this, but let me say it on L'A.

And then they broke up, and then she's still super close with the family, and then she got this new husband, and the husband, the new husband comes around, but does it know how they're all related? Like, does it know? Like, does it know that this is her exes family? They just, you know, these are my friends from church. Oh, no. Wow.

I was like, yeah, I don't know. Why are we going to tell Theo? That we're really from her ex. Dang. So it's like an adopted family. But it's like they love her. Like she's the best. Yeah.

Well, you know what's funny is that like, you know, my parents broke up like years ago, 17 years ago, something like that. But my cousins on my mom's side still call him Theo and call him and have a really good relationship with him to this day. That's what you would want. You know what I'm saying? Until the new Tio or Tia comes in is like,

what do we do. They've hung out with like whoever my dad's girlfriend was at the time. At that time. Yeah, it's not a big deal though. I mean, my mom kind of gets bothered like, that's not even his family. Like they're like my bros, you know what I'm saying? So like we're really close. So they like my.

For your mom. Like, yeah, you know, my kids just, they don't care about the, they're just fine with it. Yeah, my cousins are just like, Theo Ciki, what's up? You know, they go sleep over his house. I'm not even there. You know, like, yeah, that's funny. That's cool.

That's cool. That's why tivities right there, bro. White people would be inviting their exes to their weddings I'm like bro, what? You're right, you're right. You're right? I could never, bro. Oh, no, I wouldn't beat the fool, though. All right.

You do bring up a point, though, that once the guy finds out it's going to be all bad. She's asking, should I just let that happen? Should I just sit back and watch? I don't know. It kind of feels like, I normally were like, I'll let their mind their own business, but it is happening in your house.

For sure. And the dad's boss? It throws like a whole thing in it. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, because when it blows up, if they say nothing, it's going to, like, trickle down to everything. But they can't get away from it. Like, that still has to go to work and not deal with the boyfriend of his sister-in-law. That was only sister-in-law through his brother.

Yeah. It's really weird. And honestly, if the brother finds out, he's going to blame the whole family for not saying it. Exactly. So then she's like, set me up. She's like, should I just get ahead of it? Yeah. Tell him.

He's going to tell him. They need to get him a job at the same place. Yeah. Oh my God. Let the drama develop. How do you get ahead of the boss? The boss is explaining his girlfriend. But I would also, it's like if you're a boss, if you're the boss, you should have some bread.

You shouldn't want your girlfriend to be living at her ex's family's house. That's true. Unless it's still fresh, like that relationship between the Dia and the boss. Maybe they're figuring it out still. Maybe he's not Rosecrines Vic. It just doesn't move in like after four months. True. The boss moves in there?

That'd be wild. The boss moves in? Yeah, he should, Valeria should get ahead of it, though. Just call the probation officer right now. I'm serious, man. I'm going to report a crime that's going to happen soon. That's going to happen.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. He's going to break his fingers, though. I'm going to break your fingers, dog. Well, what, I'm thinking, too, like. Let's say you were the one that went to jail, right? And, like, God forbid that ever happened. I know that has happened, you know, for whatever reason.

And you get, like, an early release, right? Imagine you pull up to your crib and everyone's just awkward. Yeah. Like, that must not be the best feeling. Like, all right. I was only in there for a weekend. Yeah. But for her to say mom and dad are acting weird.

She doesn't know if she should say anything. Maybe now his girl's hiding the phone or hiding convos. Like, you come out. You're like, wait, what? You're all happy. Yeah. Oh, man. Like, they didn't prepare for your release.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. The fact that, yeah, like, he's like, he's not. Like, he just kind of got out and they weren't expecting him. Yeah. It was just like, oh, wait, hold on. You made parole. Yeah.

Oh, my God. The boss is wearing his ex-work gear. Oh. They're just letting everybody out, huh? Oh, wow. So you kind of don't get the reception that you want. And granted, you were in probably for some reason. Yeah.

You don't know what. That'll be a great skier. What? The guy comes home and everybody. He's like not happy to see it. Hey, but if you do that skit, we should be in it. What's so? Are you listening?

Yeah, yeah. Don't let us be your ghost writer. You're the Tia. You're gonna be the Tia. Why can I be younger than that? Why can I be the prima? Yeah, she's Valeria. Ah, the prima la Prima.

No Tremes. Okay. Her Tio's about to go back to prison. Hey, we don't know. Jail, jail. Jail in prison is different, right? Maximo. What's the difference?

Maximo went to jail. What's the difference? You didn't go to prison? No, I didn't do that. Yeah. Yeah. Prison's like when you're locked up, longer term.

Like locked up. Jails County. Everything is locked up. Yeah, everything is locked up. It can be in jail for like 24 hours. Yep. But prison nearly there for a while. Your son used to prison.

You didn't know that hot concrete. If I can't walk out when I want, it's the same thing. Locked up. Locked up. Locked up. Yeah. Ask someone in prison if county is like prison.

That's like, you know. Why, I get it. You get it? Because to them, they're like, no, that's not the same. I'm not a career criminal. Yeah. I feel locked up with the house when I'm at the house. You know, you're kidding me?

And your warden is sexy, right? That's my wife, right? All right. Valeria has a Tio. He's been in and out of jail a lot. And his girl, which she looks at like a Tia. You know, she's been kind of single, I guess, since her. Are we not?

Self-reclaimed. Yeah, her deal's been locked up, you know. So she started dating a new guy. The deal gets out randomly. And nobody's really too happy to see him because it's like unexpected. Oh, hey. Oh. Wasn't expecting you to November.

Yeah, they thought they had time to tell him. Yeah. I thought they were going to deny you for sure. What are you doing here? So now the quote unquote Tia, the not actual Tia, is dating the dad's boss. Validio's dad's boss. And now she wants to know if she should tell her Thio,

tell him exactly what's going on, or just let it play out and watch it unfold before her eyes. The irony. It sounds like she's like the mature one, like trying not to have drama at the house. Everyone else is like. They all know he's crazy. They're like, oh my God.

Well, whoever's brother the Thio is, I feel that's more their job. Like if it's the dad's brother, or imagine if it's your brother and your his girl's dating your boss or if it's the mom if that's your brother

I think it would be more on them I don't know how old Valeria is but there seems to be people that are older than her more adults than her I think it should be on them respectfully I'm wondering if she feels

because she's the youngest and like the knees that Hey if you didn't know your girls dating the boss that it would like he might like be more receptive maybe

meja compared to like what you did tell me is it socks like the brother or something you know or what she falls back in love with that thug she's like daniel yeah yeah because she hasn't seen him he's been in prison yeah or in prison whatever or valeria just has to not maybe mention it but just be like but tell him like yeah like tell him like hey like you should like you know go get a haircut or something like like like i don't know like so he doesn't lose her you know what i'm saying try to get her back like hey you should take her on a date they fall back in love together like start to like drop hints like you know she might be up for grab so start doing burpees

Yeah, do like a thousand burpees in front of her. The dude came out looking swall. I'm serving. Yeah. Programmed the irony. You got out for good behavior. She's always acting crazy. She's the one acting up.

She's being bad. Put her in her on clubs. I mean, what? But also, what the girlfriend could say is none of this would have happened if you wouldn't have got to jail. Again. Because, too, too, no, cohead. In and out.

Let's go to a. Joker's calling. Joker, this is the primary. time we need your advice brother joker yo go hey what's quacking hey buenos ayes man what's up from your fake jail joker talk to us hey what would you tell of all first of all god bless you guys hey it's palm weekend pa he has risen amen there we can i get it amen amen holy week happy easter to all you guys much love yeah so what's going on right here with the tiah and the the tia and the boss huh that's a crazy one yeah it's a little love crying

What would you tell her? Man. Hey, I'm coming home soon. They got room for me. Because, you know, I'm down to pull up. And where are you coming home soon from? We still don't believe that you're in actual jail, too, guys. Come on, letty.

I'm, hey, I'm coming home soon, though. I'm going to show you, hey, my little get out of jail card and stuff like that. There's a get out of jail card. Is it a Monopoly? I got it set up already. Hey, but look, letty, I don't know how to prove it, but I'm busted right now. But I'm in a low minimum security type. a place so it's not really being busted.

It's called a workplace. It's called a job. It's called a job. I'm tight down, but I'm not, you know? I'm tight down, but I'm not. I got access to the streets a little bit because, you know, the seal right here, he's feet of me. Let me talk to him.

No, I'm in the back right now. I told you. The back of what? The cell's aren't that big. Let me just talk to another inmate. Let me talk to your monkey. Hey, but listen, listen. Hey, I don't know who keeps.

Why do you guys keep saying don't drop the soap? That's like old school. That doesn't even exist no one. How would you know? That's great. They have body wash. That's crazy that you know. I tried dropping the soap and there's nobody there.

Like, hey, what happened? Because you're not really in jail? Yeah. And that's crazy. You were asking for it as well. Hey, shout out to you guys. Hey. So what do we go about the situation?

What would you tell Valeria to do? That's what we're trying to figure out. I don't know. I mean, because, you know, sometimes these fools that come out of jail, either they have a chip on their shoulder or they're just done with drama and they just want to live their lives. So me, I'm doing drama. I don't want no drama.

I don't care who was being with what and this and that. Who's the roommate? Who's the uncle? As long as we're all getting along and being feedback, hey, who cares? Those days are over, I think. But, hey, shout out to the that got released. Oh, that's good. Yeah.

The boss. The boss. Do you have any work available? them? What's the website? Why? Because you're out and you can apply? No,

when I come home, I can apply. I don't know what inmate can make an Instagram account. Yeah. And then you're so cool and we don't hear ever any. Joker from the Pinta on Instagram, huh? You guys still haven't applied for that. Come on.

Applied? Applied? We don't know if you're real or not. I love you guys. I'm real. That's like, Joker, we're on to you. Yeah, we're not. You like Frenchies, huh?

We're just going to pass by? He said that. He dropped the soap on purpose. Leave him alone. If you're not down to get the squabbles for joking with that, leave me alone. Well, he's probably going to want the squabble. You probably like it. And you?

No. No. Well, call it. No one to be quiet. Squabble out. Adam. Adam. Adam and Santa Ana.

What's up, Anna? Santa Ana. Adam. Adam. Adam. Adam. Adam. Adam.

Yeah, Sanjito that if he knows what is good for him, he best go running high. Daddy's got a brand. H-T.V. Hey. Hey, what's up? It's downtown Adam. Oh, hey, Adam. The guy that won the singing competition at David Buster.

David Busters. I was carrying his baby. I almost won. I almost won. Almost one. That's why I don't remember him. What's up, Adam? What all everybody was doing?

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Very spicy, homie help line. But normally I would say kind of stay out of the business, but it's the deal. And, you know, it's blood. Last thing they want to do, that's like the number one fear of everybody when they go in is their lady messing around on them while they're inside. Is that why they have so many pen pals while they're inside? Probably.

Before you cheat on me, I'm going to cheat on me. I'm going to see on you. What do you think, what do you think Valia should do? I would tell, I would tell him because he's, he wants, I want him to stay out. So we don't want him to do anything bad to go back in. Um, kind of just come in, come in, come, come, kind of calmly and easy, but it's, uh, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not really any good way to go, go about it, but he needs to know and he's better to hear from family instead of hearing it from her or hearing it from somebody else. How would you do it? Would you like take them out to eat?

Would you take him from a dream? Oh, yeah. I'd take him out for sure. A good meal, Mexican meals and some pistols and, you know, just, I don't know. Hey, you know what? I try to talk down on her two charts. She wasn't even that good anyway. She wasn't, she wasn't.

Yeah, perfect. Tell him when he's faded. Yeah, that's the best idea. Hey, Adam, you're like revving up for the day, huh? You're like, you're buffering, huh? You can tell. It's okay. Am I buffering?

It's probably my phone. I'm on the freeway right now. No, I'm like, I mean it like figuratively. Adam, what song did you sing at our contest that you almost won? That's the same one. I sing Santeria. Oh, nice. Oh, nice.

Oh, okay. Santeria. You understand. You gotta sing it first. I don't practice Saneria. What? I have no idea. Bye.

Bye, Adam. Thanks, Adam. Have a good day. Bye, you guys have a good day. Thank you. You too. Shut of sublime. I don't know the joke you made.

It's called Santeria, not Santeria. Well, he said it like that. He says it, I don't practice Santeria. There you go. Yeah. No, it's because of the way. That's the same way. It's great.

I ain't got no crystal ball. If I had a million dollars a lot, I'd spend it all. If I could. Come and keep going. Find that hyna. Oh, you know. And that sancho that she's found. Oh, I don't see that part.

Yeah, I don't know. Great song, though. Great song. Yeah, it's classic. Yeah. This is Jeff from Van Nuys. Is this deaf Jeff? Jeff.

Jeff. Hello, hello. What is Jeff? Jeff. Damn that. One of the hell, everybody. Everybody. Jeff, what would you tell, Valeria?

Yeah, get to leave for stagecoach, you know, everybody. That's right. Oh, you're going. Jeff. No, I'm not going. Oh, no, he's not going. Jeff. Yes.

Pay attention. What would you tell Valeria? She got to tell her, Theo, man. let them come out to something fresh, something new. Oh, gosh. How would you handle it if the girlfriend is living at your house? But of course, like, definitely move on to Theo. But how would you go about it?

Her being at your house also her dating your dad's boss. Yeah. Just sit down with Theo. Hey, Theo, we got something to tell you, you know? You know how you're always in and out. This time, you're out. You're out. Now it's time for you to go in.

Yes, I like that. Okay. That's a good idea. I'm not mad at that, Jeff. Because if he's been in and now and she's still around, but this time something, you know, she's moved on. So something must have happened this time around where now she's gone. Yeah.

Maybe that was like the last straw. Maybe they had like an agreement and she's like, okay, but if, you know, you go back in one more time. Yeah, if you go back in one more time. You know, then we're going to break up. I'm going to start to see other people. Yeah. And maybe she's still on business and we don't know about the agreement.

Yeah. But then maybe this time, you know, she got caught by surprise him getting out early. But usually she knows exactly where he's coming home. So she's like, hey, you got to go, mom. My Wattos coming back. Damn. But I think it's less about that and it's more about the family aspect of it. That they let her do that.

Like people are going to do what they're going to do in a relationship. But that his family, low-key, was letting. her do that. You know what I'm saying? So to find out that she has a new man is also to find out that the family has known and kind of still kept her at the crib. Maybe they feel bad for her. Well, yeah,

they said like she deserves better. Yeah. Then my uncle, that's what you were saying. Damn. All right. Jorge and Pecoyneville Hills. Horee, you are not allowed to say what's on the notes about Dodgers fans. Say it. What? Oh, I'm ready? We're starting like that. Good morning.

Good morning. Morning, fool. What do you have to tell Valeria? Oh man, this is a TVFA. Typical Dodger fan activity. Yeah. We don't know what sports team he moves for. He might not even have a rooting interest in sports at all. Yeah, true, true.

But reality is, the guy probably knows, man. When you're locked up, you become a master manipulator. It's probably part of his plan. Hey, shack up with the boss. When I get out, I got a hollet. He's ready to go. Man, he already knows. And you guys are over-cad.

I don't think that's the way to get that. He literally could probably get the halet from his brother. The lady is giving the boss the halet. Yeah. Valeria literally wants our advice, you guys. Not our jokes. Jorge. When you're locked up, I had a Tio that told me, he knew I had a 50% when he got out.

I was like, they know everything inside. So he knows, he knows. then she's just part of the grand plan, like the long con. How? I know she knows. So you're saying that your uncle pretty much was like, yo, I'm going in. He's setting this up. No, no, no, no.

He's saying like he knows. Like he got, someone told them already. He's coming out knowing what the situation is. So you guys think it's a secret to him. It's not a secret. What if he just wants to know, how long will y'all keep this from me? Yeah. He's testing on.

Can I trust y'all? Yeah. That's worse because that means that he's expecting you to tell. him and the longer everyone's saying nothing and he's like all right at any point is it the girlfriend's responsibility? Yes she was going to be free the whole time

like I'll just be like hey you got to say something or we're going to say something about it Oh yeah just come to the theater and be like hey If you don't tell them I will Oh it's nice Especially she's still living there like yeah What do you mean? I think that that obviously is the best

solution is I'm sure everyone's just scared of the situation Like the outcome like the way that the The reaction. Yeah. I would do it with your boyfriend. It's a boss, no? Let him square out.

No, but like, why are you guys so acting so scared about it? Yes, granted. Apparently them, it's a knucklehead. Just doing knucklehead stuff, right? For sure. But it's not saying like a murderer. Tell them from 25 feet away. Does it feel are his charges, have they been physical?

We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. That's wise. But maybe that's why Valeria is holding off and like kind of nervous. about it? Because he seems like he goes in and out all the time, like we're talking about. So it's like, maybe one of them is... Probably not violent, but it's probably like, you know, traffic tickets.

Rubbing the bank or something, I don't know. I go levy. Robbing the liquor store, I don't know. Possession. Taking a car for a joy ride. Yeah. He's a user. Yeah.

An abuser. I had a cousin that loves to steal and he just kept going back in and out. Like, that's nothing crazy. Was it kleptominiac? It was out loving to steal? I believe so. Yeah. Is this?

I had to steal that it was never his fault, but he was always in jail. Oh, close. I didn't do that. I was just part of it. I was just being the lookout. I didn't know what they were doing, but they told me, tell me if the cops come. Drove the car, you know.

They told me I couldn't hang out with my homies, but I had to go visit them. I don't know. They just left all this stuff in my backpack. Yeah. It's never their fault. Yeah. It was just happened to be there.

I miss my thiel, though. I do miss it. He was a fun deal. Yeah. That always had gifts. He was rapping. He's like, hey, when I get out, Lil Robb, it's over. And then he went back in

Oh Theo's inside If you were to come out And that situation Wouldn't you want to know? 100% Yeah, you got to know Because like

Like you got to either know What direction to like pivot in If you're going to stay with this girl Try to build life Or if you're going to just start Completely fresh brand new Yeah I would assume

I would want to know But I'm going back in right after I'm going right I'm going to squabble up with that food Just so she can be with the boss again? True. Now you'll know that you're not together.

It's still going to hurt. Yeah, that is true. I didn't go back in, have nobody with you anymore. Exactly. It's crazy. Nobody writes you. The best revenge would be bring a new Tia home. That is the best revenge, honestly.

And then have to kick her out. Yeah. It'll be up to her. Like, you want to stay here? So then maybe they should just kick that Tia out. Yeah, they should. Like, hey, you got to tell them, but you also got to move out. And strip the name from her.

Tia? Dia. No more Tia from you. No more Tia. You're just looping. They also feel that. You're just looping now. Largatel lupa.

Largatel lupa. Fuera de my vista. Fuera! It seems that she's as loved by them as he is. Not anymore. It's not like you're holding the, it's not like you're holding this, you're doing this for your Tio.

You also appreciated her. Yeah, for sure. And they were even saying, we want her to find it. Like, we want her to have, like she deserves this versus my Tio. She's probably a great person. She probably is.

Throughout being in and out and been there, I mean like, yo, I'm going to still linger here, help the family out. I just picture the Theo being like Bob, What about me? What about me? In La Bamba? She's Rosie, huh?

She's Rosie, huh? She's Rosie. She left Richie to be with Bob. That's what happened? That's what happened? Let's go to Veronica. Ronica in Buena Park. Veronica, Huberto's

Umberto's reading with. Umberto hang up on, put her on also like it talked to her. We're talking about Valeria, Valeria is hitting us up. Her Tio was locked up, got out, but while he got,

like while he was locked up, their Tia that was living with them started dating somebody else. They kind of saw it. It's the dad's boss. They kind of were like, you know what she deserves better? Like my Tio's in and out all the time.

He's an uncle head. But he comes out early released and he shows up and now everyone's awkward like who says something. Should we let it play out? Should we say something? thing what's going on.

All right. We got Veronica in Buena Park. What's up, Veronica? Hello. Hi, Verro. Hi, hello. Hey. What's that?

Veronica, what would you tell Valeria? Put on. Put the radio down, Veronica. She wants to talk to Amberto. That's what she wants to do, probably. Veronica. Yes. Yes.

Okay. What would you tell, what would you tell Valeria? I mean, like, I mean, it's okay that she's getting somebody else. Like, you know, I have a breast. a brother that was in and out but I mean like yeah you know guys go in and out of prison because it doesn't that

they don't have to do anything wrong it's like depending who you're hanging out with and what the situation is like guys can go back to prison because they're hanging out what they're talking to a gang so they're not supposed to be like what your parole terms are right yeah yeah so I mean that's that's one thing that you know like

you know like my I have a my brother has a baby from another girl, but, you know, we still keep in contact with her and everything, you know. No, I don't know. What's happening? What's going on here? Your brother has a girlfriend, but a baby with another girl? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Just a little bit. But, like, you know, because he was in out of prison for, like, years, like 10, like, almost 10 years. But because depending, he didn't never do anything wrong. It was depending because he would hang out with, you can't go back to it. Like, he was a gangster, but you can't go back to him. to hanging out with a gangster because if you get caught and you're on probation

boom that's it yeah you'll get go back in just for a year and then you keep or more and you just keep it keeps continuing for just hanging out so you don't have to do nothing wrong just to go back to you know prison for sure for sure my deal Veronica so if his girlfriend was living with you while he was inside and started dating someone else how would you go about that oh no that I I wouldn't agree with that. Yeah. Okay. So that's where Valeria's at.

The girlfriend of her Tio that lives with them, he went to jail. She started dating someone else, the boss of Valeria's dad. And then her Tio gets early release. So they're like, dang, should we tell our Tio? Oh, I would I tell him. Because he doesn't want to go back in. My brother, he's doing good now, you know? But like, no one wants to go back in,

risen unless they have no where to go, you know? That's what I'm thinking. And, you know, because I just, you know, my from experience, you know, that's how our family is, you know, but. Well, maybe he feels that way because now, like, his ex is at the crib and he's just like, I don't even want to be here. Yeah. Yeah, but, you know, he was violent, you know.

I'm not going to lie, but, you know. No, no, no, he was innocent. I know. No way. He was innocent. No way. It wasn't his fault. What happened.

My brother's an angel. I thought it wasn't his fault. He didn't do anything else. He just used someone that was a gangster. He was just texting his gangster homie. Yeah, he was just hanging out with his homies. That's it, right? What's up, Vero?

Yeah, what happened? He did it to yourself. We didn't even, like, we were interrogating. You didn't love you. Don't put her on the stand. The typical, my son's not a choolo. He's a gangbanger. He's a monster.

He's a monster. Miss it, man. He's the main head of the gang. He never got his hands dirty. Yeah. All he does just call them. He broke his fingers. Yeah, that's.

But he's not violent. But he didn't do anything. Okay, something cool that I got that I'm not trying to promote, but it's actually really cool. Stop trying to be sneaky. Oh, no way. I don't. I see it. You do?

You do? You do? You do. Oh, my God. I have the, I have the, the, the meta-ray bands, bro. Yeah. I bought them for Coachella. Perfect.

I don't. You know, you like that. But like, okay, look, because you're walking. I know you both. So it's like if the camera's shaky. Yeah. Oh. Okay.

But yeah. Any video I had this week was filmed from, yeah, you have to walk straight. Actually. Or not even walk. On your Instagram, it says that. Yeah. The video's from Coachella. We're from meta.

And I will big up DJ VIP who is also part of Lefty Gunplay's camp because I bought these glasses specifically because when Lefty got arrested at Rolling Loud, he, the, the DJ, DJ, VIP recorded it on his. meta glasses. Yeah. So he caught the video and then uploaded straight to Instagram. I hate those things. I could talk on it everything.

Oh, I can't hear you. I can talk on it everything. I called Horeau. I'm like, I'm calling you now for my meta glasses. Wow. I've seen somebody shoot a music video with them on. Really? It looks terrible.

The quality is really good though. No, but the guy's like shaking. It doesn't have a stabilizer. Oh, it doesn't. It definitely needs that because I'm walking and you see it kind of shaking a little bit. Let me tell you. What? You get caught with the thing so much.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're talking about POV. Nikki's not going to let you. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

I'm talking about. I'm talking about skate videos. You don't need to skate, bro. I got nothing on but these. You've never seen me skate, dog. You scante, you don't skate. Okay. You better ask P-Rot.

I taught him everything he knows. No, but I heard because they're the talk of the town when I was, like, turning him on. Yeah. Because it shows a light so people know you're recording this. Which is good. They're supposed to cover that. Don't cover it. Don't be a creepy person.

That's what people do. No, people should know you're recording them. No, that's the thing, though, those glasses. Like, people. But I like the permission of it that you're wearing it and someone else knows you're recording. Otherwise, creeps are going to be. Yeah, we don't accept no more of those at the shows no more because people record the shows. I feel like, oh, it happens.

You just get close and you just like, oh, those have cameras on it. But you don't really look at them until you actually like look. I always keep doing shot. Yeah, because like, one time I was having a conversation with somebody and then I look and I'm like, oh, you have them. You have them. When you were like, how much? And then she was like, oh, what did you? Maybe around the corner.

And then you were like, oh, no. Let me see those. Oh, no. Wait a minute. But they were telling me that there was a group of guys that went to Vegas with them. And then ended up winning like hella bread and they got like they were using the glasses somehow. You can't record while you're camera. And so now those are banned too in Vegas.

Yeah, you can't have any cameras. Reportedly from a story someone told me at Coachella. I don't know how trustworthy that is. Counting cards or something like that. Something like that. But anyways, it's really cool. I have a bunch of footage of me driving and then the windmills or like. Oh, that's cool.

But I don't know why I'm going to post it, but I have it. Maybe I'll do like a day in the life with my life. That would be smart. You can go Instagram live on them. How much are they? What? You can go Instagram live on them. Yeah, they're not expensive.

$2.99. That's it? Yeah. Can you buy me a pair? No. You can sponsor one. For Christmas, everybody's doing. What?

What do you know? The true Christmas is coming. Except you. On Sunday. No. On Sunday. Easter. That's yeah.

Christmas. Yeah. He was born. Visorth? I don't know. Born again. He was born again. I'm clipping the audio that you said.

He said, portam bien. Oh, no. Don't have condition. Don't have that. And everyone knows. You don't get some because you already have them. So we're getting some this week?

Well, you guys just get the ones that are not tinted. I want them tin in. No, the ones from concrete. I have, I think I have my. Do you have one? Yeah, that is regular glasses, like prescription. Oh, I know we're saying. I'm trying to get you some for Christmas.

Oh, he's saying because you have the... Like another pair without the tent. What? You know, the Batman? Back to the show, back to the show, back to the show. All right, we have sold out tickets to see Chris Brown. Yes, we do. Sold out tickets to see Chris Brown, but in order to get these tickets, you have to beat the clock.

Clearly our guy, Christian, he couldn't do it. I did it. What do you mean? No, I said name 10 famous Chris is in Tennessee. 10 seconds and you didn't. Oh, that's impossible. Come on. Come on.

Do like seven. You didn't even say your name. Or do six. Do the not that you got? I mean, he did it again? Seven. I got six though. I got way more than six.

You got six. You got six. No, like, okay, let's try it again. All right. Give me five famous Browns. Oh, 10 seconds. Browns? There's like four of them.

Oh, say the four. Chuck Brown. Like Tadle Brown. That's crazy. Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown. That's... James Brown.

Charlie Brown. Okay. Okay. Okay. Brown bag? No. You couldn't even said Chris Brown. Last name.

Not first name. You could have said Chris Brown. Okay, but that's, okay, that's two. Bobby Brown. Millie Bobby Brown. Wow. James Brown, that's already four. Okay, that's...

Okay, well, name 10, right? You want 10. No, I said five. I did say five. Why you know what the goalposts for you? Because of you, I said five for you Because you said it down for you. Okay, look.

So you have two per second. I mean, I'll give you five Kardashians. Let's go. What? Four Kardashians? Name me five. Hmm.

I want to play this. Yeah. I want to play this real. Can I play this? It's only me. I don't have a segment for please leave me alone. Okay. I love you.

I love you. All right. So it's called the Chris Brown Breezy Bowl, Vick. In 10 seconds, give me five types of bowls. Soup bowl, salad bowl, plastic bowl, glass bowl, glass bowl, Super Bowl, orange bowl. Orange bowl. That was more than five.

So you got that. Like you did it, copy kit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gave them an easy one. That was not easy. I figured that was tough. Yeah. That was tough.

What? Yeah. That was tough. I was good. I was thinking of different food bowls like a terriarchy bowl. Fruit bowl. Fruit bowl. That was easy.

All right. Just for funzies. Concrete. It's called breezy bowl, okay? Breezy is a type of like weather condition. In 10 seconds, give me five weather conditions. Go. Hot, cold, overcast, undercast, undercast.

Wintery Freezery Windy That's four only You got four Yeah See? Rainy

Yeah You could have I would say the weather It's easy Foggy Yeah Foggy Yeah

Can we do the game No that's it We gotta let the listeners Do it We have destiny And Azusa What's up Destiny Destiny

Destiny Destiny Bye Destiny you're trying to win This Chris Brown tickets I'm gonna win Name 10 And insects in the ant family.

What is that even me? Fire ant. Are you a Chris Brown fan? Red ants. Yeah. Okay. You're going to cry if you don't win? Yes.

Aw. It sounds like you're about right. Start crying out. I want to hear you cry. Hold on. She's going to make it super hard. No, I'm not. I'm going to give you 10 seconds.

In 10 seconds, you have to name me five Chris Brown songs. Go. Oh. Okay. With you, delusional, no guidance, residuals, and, um, uh, uh, uh. Oh, she didn't do it. She didn't do it. One more!

Oh! She was like, yo, I don't know the last one. You know, you can't. Who are you? Concrete? Hold on the line. Don't hang up. Don't hang up.

Let's give her a playoff. She said, um, and he has a song name, hmm? Ah, come on. Come on. I want her to cry. If I don't win, she won't win. I want to hear her cry. Yeah, look at you.

Do you want to hear her cry? No. You guys are me? Destiny, are you crying right now? Yeah, a little bit. Well, the guys want to hear you cry. You should have said, yes. You should have said, crying.

Destiny, you lost. Cry for you. You should just, you saw that. What about you? That doesn't sound like a cry. She's happy. It sounds like you're crying. I'm really shaky.

They're tweaking? Shaking? Oh. What was the second one she named? She's, she's. said with she named i i believe it oh those actually criss bonds on no guidance yeah bro stop being here no the second one i don't know what she named bruh she forgot yo she could yeah she forgot a lot of songs yeah loyal she could have said yo yeah no i'm gonna make it easy for all right

let's go to the next we got hose in east l a what's so jose jose jose how's what are you doing over there hose hey hey hey good morning good morning who are you winning these tickets for for me and my son. Nice. Okay. All right. So I'm going to give you 10 seconds, okay? That's the name of the game, all right?

Okay. All right. Okay. So this concert is taking place at SoFi Stadium. That's one of the places is taking place out here. Okay. In 10 seconds, name me five other sports venues in Los Angeles. Go.

Okay. Staples. Sofi. Home Depot. The forum. and the coliseum. Okay. Okay.

That's a little tricky because they... Hold on. Hold on. Hold that. I didn't say currently today, okay? Let's not be mean. Wow. Home Depot?

Home Depot, yeah. What is Home Depot? It's Dignity Sports Health Arena. And it's not Staples. It's crypto. Yeah. Okay. What was Home Depot before?

Or maybe he just named a Home Depot. No, no. Home Depot, yeah. That's the Carson. The Home Depot Center. What it's currently the Dignity Sports Health Arena. It's what he knows it by. last time he went outside.

The galaxy. Oh, what? Oh, is it Galaxy fan? I wish you didn't say that. I heard that, but I wish it did. All right. Jose, hold on line. I want someone to win.

Can I play? But they need to deserve it, right? Yeah. They need to deserve it. That's a name five Chris is right now. Let's go to Daniel. Let's go to Daniel and Canoga Park. Daniel.

Daniel. Daniel. Hold on. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Daniel, I'll come back to you.

What are you saying? Nothing. No, say it. If you make jokes on the radio, you have to then explain them on the radio. What did he say? You're saying five famous Chris's right? Yeah, I was trying to go through them. I couldn't remember.

What did you say? Go ahead. No, do it now. Say it in front of the class. Make us laugh. Yeah. Stand up and say it. That's funny, huh?

Send up in front of the class. The maestro. Hey, read the noise. Seonita Lettie. Yeah, read that note. Dico. He said. What did that note.

Dill him front of the class What he said? He's just kicked me out Reason though you're passing Kick him out What is it no? He kicked himself Oh

Was it a bad one? What do you say? I'm not going to say it Okay, but should it be repeated? No No, this is Jesus' weekend And I don't want to... So then you need to be nice

He's learning from you I'm not that Do we need to move you across the class? Yeah, You like, do I need to change your seat? Yeah, put him in the DJ booth. All right. You?

So. Vic, Convick. Okay. Let's go back to Daniel and Canonga Park. Daniel. Daniel. Are you ready? Are you ready to beat the clock, bro?

Are you ready to beat the clock? Let's do it. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. So in 10 seconds, you have to name me five of these things. Okay, so on this tour with Chris Brown is a beautiful lady by the

name of Summer Walker. Yes. Okay. In 10 seconds, name me five things that you can do in the summer. Go. Summer activities. Bar hop, go to the beach, to the lake, to the Dodger game. Go to the pool.

Oh, my God. Go to a theme part. I'm trying to make it so easy. Go to the rock. Just nine, five summer things. Go to run. Power through. The last one is the hardest one.

Go for a walk. Once the bell is the ring, everybody. These people are still booting up, though. They're just trying on the computers. He said the beach. He said the beach to pull the river and the lake. It's all the same thing. No, he didn't.

No, he did it. Oh, got you. You could have. You could say go to work, do something. Wake up. Wake up. You got a haircut. You want to hike.

Stay home with the A.C. I really would like somebody to win. I think I'm giving very easy. I think I'm giving very easy categories. You are. I'll take Summer Walker No Let's just

I don't know who else is calling But let's name all seven continents Power 106 Who's this? What's the view from? Jose out of Anahe Jose out of Anaheim Okay

How to clear your throat brother But are you ready to play Against the clock? Yeah Okay I'm trying to make these as easy as possible So someone can win Okay let's go back to Summer Walker

Summer Walker is going to be at Breezy Bowl 20 World Tour, okay? If you can beat the clock, so will you. In 10 seconds. Name me five places you could take a walk at. Go. The deep park, the Dodgers, Stadium, the Inver Stadium, Disneyland. The park. Do you say the doctors?

He said the doctors. He said the Dodgers. No, before the Dodgers. He said the Angels. He said the Angels. He said the park. He said the street. He said Disneyland.

You could take walks at all those places. Yeah, yeah. Well, you, there's no other choice at this deep part. You can't drive your car in there. I was trying to make it as easy as possible. Can't drive your car to you. People are making it harder than it had to be. You could take a moonwalk.

You could take a night walk. Hey, bro, you did five in ten seconds. Congratulations, brother. You are going to go see Chris. Brown, Summer Walker, and Bryson Taylor. You can walk on Pluto. Walk there.

Yeah. Yes, way. How does that feel? My wife's going to be so stoked. She's been calling since you guys announced the ticket. No way. Let's go, Jose. All right.

In 10 seconds. You're going to do for Christmas. In 10 seconds? All right. In 10 seconds, tell me five things you love about your wife. Go. The smile, her body, her hair, her eyes, and her attitude. What are you?

What about her? mind. She's not all there. She's not all there. That's ta-or-lita. I love her body. Her body was the second one? You won, bro.

You won with your girl, your fine girl, and you won tickets to see Chris Brown. Her hair. Her eyebrows. Her eye body and soul. Her body. The way she choose.

Her nostrils. I love the way that she walked. The way that she talked. We don't have no segmenting for this, but. The baddies have entered into space. And came right back. Oh, yeah.

So there's footage of Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos, Betty fiancé. She took Katie Perry, Gayle King, and some other ladies with them. Like some baddies, though, in blue suits, up to space and then right back down again. Do you believe it? I believe it. But I was also really scared. You were scared? Yeah.

I thought they were fine. I didn't think they're fine. I'm like, it's Jeff Bezos, his company, his fiance. Angie just got back, too. Did you call him Jeff Bezos? Angie's dress. I did. He said Jaf?

Jeff. Jeef? Yes. Jeefe. Honestly, I would have gone. I would feel very safe. When you feel most safe is when you should feel the least safe. Angie was a-old for Jeff Bessels.

Because I feel like it's too good to be true. That's a too good to be true type of situation. And then I guess I also have like I, not necessarily that I saw what happened when that one thing blew up. Sorry, kids. Remember the one? The Challenger. The Challenger. But it was the same thing.

They had video covers. They had it on TV and everything was great. You're not going to put something on TV that later on they're going to end up capoeing, right? But then that happened. So when I see them just smiling, oh, yeah, they're high-fiving each other. They're ringing a bell. They're all dressed in cute spacesuits. I'm like, I don't trust it.

I don't trust it for myself. Someone said on Instagram or on Twitter about Katie Perry, like Katie Perry is going up to space. When she comes back down, let's all pretend we don't know who she is. Like, imagine like she went up to space. She comes back down. Like, no one knows why I am. Yes, yes. It's a hundred years later.

That'd be crazy. I don't know. It feels like great cinema. But I would be like, what's the reason? Yeah, for what? The reason would be, it wouldn't be, I guess what you're referring to is like the walking on the moon type of thing. Yeah. That we were in the middle of a Cold War.

We were in a race with, I believe, Russia to get up there. So that's why they did the whole, like, little situation. Yeah, one of those rules right now. So that's why they did that to like make it seem like, hey, we got there first so that. I don't know if it was China or Russia. I think it was Russia. Russia. Yeah.

But we got up there first. Russia. It was important for like the moral compass. Of this nation. Yeah. Like everybody wanted like to celebrate a win. This one I think is just billionaires flexing that they're billionaires and that their baddies can go on too. I feel like Jeff Bezos lost a bet or or Lauren Sanchez challenged them.

Like you can't take me to the moon. And then all of a sudden I'll take you to the moon. They didn't go to the moon. You and all your friends. They went to the space. They just went up and down. Whatever space, you know what I'm saying. Yeah.

But it was probably something like that. Like it was an argument that he had to like follow through on. Yeah. I'll take you five year friends. I don't care. I thought he was trying to get rid of her. I thought he was trying to get rid of her. Because he went up already.

Yeah, he went up and down already. I think she's like, oh, girls can do it too. And then they went up and down already. Katie Perry came back and started kissing the ground. It was 11 minutes that you were. Her and Gil King did the same thing. They kissed the dirt. I just hope Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos have an amazing relationship after this.

Because I know if I was jealous. I would just be talking ish. They should take the Brownback team up there. I took you to space. Don't, don't complain about it. I didn't take out the trash. You're not going? You wouldn't go?

If they said Brownback team, you guys are going to go up there. I would do it after the 100th people have done it. I'm not trying to be no guinea pig. I'm not trying to be like the first one on this ship. No, thank you. Nah. What?

No. Home help line up there. Y'all can definitely do it. Y'all can definitely do it. Tell me how it is. I would 100% go. As you should. You guys should.

He's asked me if I would go. And I just explained it It's okay It's okay for a girl Give her alone, Craig But you would be in space Guess what? We're already in space

But not the space that you need How about that? We're already in space We're a floating rock We're literally are We are a floating rock In this universe That is true

The third rock from the sun That part That's right First and second First and second No but what's the first and second What's the first and second Rock from the sun?

It don't matter Fluto No That's the last one And that's the one No, it's Jupiter. It's Mercury. Saturn.

Mercury and Venus. Uranus. No, that's way out. It's the second one. That one's behind this. Don't be a gleam. It's Mercury. Uh-huh.

That's one. The one next to it is... Saturn. Someone said it already. No, it's not Saturn. Oh, it's... No, don't look it in. It's Venus.

No, no. Yes, it's Venus. Yes. I said it. I know. You did. You did say it. But I was asking you.

And the last one is Uranus over there. No. The last one. Second left. Sometimes they accept it. Sometimes they don't. Yeah, Pluto doesn't exist anymore. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars.

Planet Nibaru. Keep stealing my segment, phone. All right. Well, shout out to the ladies that went up there and right back down. Leti. A million dollars. A million dollars, what? To go up to space.

I told you, I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go up first. I wouldn't go right now. You wouldn't go for a million dollars? I wouldn't go up right now. Oh, George would be paid. Right. A million dollars for 11.

George would be like, make sure you take a marathon burger with you. The first burger up there right now. Do it for nip. Don't do that. I feel like you can make a million dollars already. But that's a billion dollars in like 15 minutes. 11 minutes.

11 minutes. I'll go twice. People are getting paid to go up there. I'll go from $1. Okay. You guys guess why they're getting paid to go up there? Same reason why they pay people that do these trials. No, no, no.

I said people are. They're going to pay to go up there. Oh, yeah, they're going to pay themselves for them to go up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, like, if they pay you to go up there, you're being a guinea pig. Labrat. You're being tested out. Run it up.

I've done many of those. Yeah, you're living life. You are actually. You are actually. Burger, sandwiches. I know, I tell you, look at a little guinea pig. Run it up. Pay me.

I'm right here. And that's why we're different. And can you guess what? Greg, it's okay. You jumped from a plane before. It's okay that you would do it and I wouldn't. Yeah, because I jumped with a soldier. You described that before?

Yeah. I jumped with the soldier that I felt very safe. They do that for a living. Yeah, I don't feel safe in like the new, trying new things out. This is like the top technology of the world that's right there. Okay, Greg, then go ahead. Why are you so mad that oppressed that I wouldn't go? I'm not going to go.

It's okay. I know. Because you've jumped out of a place. He wants you to go with him. I don't want to make a point that it's different when she feels super safe with someone with the army that does that for a living. Thank you let these attorney, but I'm saying. Maybe I need a guy to say it Because they only listen to one of you guys please say it

No but like I'm surprised you've jumped out of a plane I feel like this is and I told you why This is there an issue with that Because a million people have jumped out of a plane Successfully Okay I can see that perspective And there hasn't been many people

To go to space and come back Guys We're not going It's literally not happening Unfortunately Thank you for saying it to another man, exactly what I was saying. Nobody's inviting him.

He has like a block. We're going to get into a fight. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not mad at any of you for watching. We're all going to leave mad for hypotheticals. Oh, because of Greg. Five million. I was saying, oh, why didn't you say that first? That's literally what I said.

You know what? I blame Jaif Bezos. Ja'ev. Jeff Bezos, they said. Jeff Bezos. I just said, pesos. Jeff. But this is the thing.

They went out to space, right? They had no pilot. It was like an outer pilot type of rocket that they went. A drone? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hell no. But they were trying to make a point because there hasn't been like an all

women's like team going out and out of space since 1963. So they were trying to make. She was there. I was trying to be there. You're older than her. Yeah. When a girl. Oh, yeah.

No, he means like right now. Because of the suit. Yeah. When a girl needs space is what they mean, huh? They want the space. Yeah. They want the space. We want the space.

We want the stars. When we ask you for the stars, we want that. We want that. And he did it. He gave her the stars. That's what I'm saying. He better treat her, right? She better treat him.

Right. They probably really love each other. She probably posts him and everything. I hope so. I hope so. All right. He was waiting for her. Was that a shot?

It was. Thanks. What are you talking about? How he can't clown other guys being sins for girls because he's sent for his girl, but she still hasn't posted him. The girls have posted you? Wait a minute. But that's not what? Wait a second.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hit the button again. Jordan hasn't posted you dogs. Hit the sci-fi button. Wait, you look at. Jordan hasn't boasted you? We have a lot of.

How did this go to? We have so much. We have so much to get to. Yes, but how did it turn into this? She loves his high-cloth doors. Leave him alone. Hold on. What are you talking about?

We're going to tell him. She literally. She literally made him copy. It doesn't matter what she posts on Instagram. to let anyone else know. That's a sign of love right there. She makes you cookies. Oh, we have to talk.

We have a lot to get to talk. We have a lot of quichella recap to me. We do. We do. This is more important. How did they go? Respect yourself. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I got made fun of and no one stood up for me. So boom. I'm the one that stood up for you. Big God! I'm literally the one who stood up for you. After you guys laughed and you made fun of J.F.

I said, shut up, Craig. I said, shut up, Craig. Well, it sounds like you're fine. Greg, get out. No, I'm not going to go. Just go. Greg, you're turning family apart. It's all great.

It's all great. It's going to be the first time. And it's actually concrete. Look at him. I know, he's all quiet. No, we got to talk about this. I'm playing J.F. Yeah, Japh Pessels.

Japh. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? All right. Tax deadline, if anybody didn't remember. Don't remind me. It's this week.

I think it's tomorrow, brothers and sisters. You're right. You're right. You did yours, right? Bro. Maximum hasn't done them for like five years. No, don't say that. I have.

Oh, that's cool. Still a little dead. Since we're snitching on ourselves. Why are you twerking? You've done your taxes? My taxes? Yeah. What are those?

Marty takes care of that. But after that deadline, there's another one that we should all be hip to. It's the real ID deadline. By May 7th, you have to get your real ID. If you would like to try. travel domestically, okay? They've been talking about this for years. They've delayed it and all of that.

But supposedly if you don't have this real ID, you cannot fly domestically. They're going to need your, the regular ID is not going to work. And domestically means in the state. You have a passport. Yes, like domestic. That's not domestic.

That's not domestic. That's not national. That's international. That's the password. Passport bros. Yes. So the hack would be if you don't get your real ID in time and let's say you're flying out May 10th

and you don't have your real ID, you can use your passport. Your passport is kind of like the all-access pass, legit. It's going to work better than literally anything. However, these real IDs are very, very much so, going to take effect May 7th. They say it's pretty easy to get your real idea. Can you get them online?

Angie and Vic said, no, no, you cannot. You have to show up to a DMV and you have to show that, like, your Social Security, legal name, legal residency, two forms. I think the biggest extra thing, your birth certificate, get the biggest thing would be two forms that verify your address, so two bills. Because you wouldn't naturally take that to the DMV. Right.

So take that and then you can get your real idea. What about if you paperless? Yeah. What do you mean? Like I'm paperless. I don't get no bills at home. Print. No, we're paperless.

Yes, you're paperless. You get an email, bro. Just print that email. Paperless, period, so we don't even print. Oh, my God. They're saving the world. The California has done a terrible job of marketing this. There's no real ID bros out there

You know what I'm saying? There's no incentive to get this real ID at all What's a real ID bro's? That's what I'm saying So passport bro's is a thing Passport bros is like you travel the country You need beautiful women Real ID what is the incentive for me to get the real ID?

Make a TikTok What makes me want to go to Minnesota? Yeah It's called $30, brother That's what I'm saying All of America And they keep pushing the deadline back It shows us that they're not really serious

And they're not standing on business Or we've had a lot of Natural disasters. And all that's the thing. But also like we're almost there. You guys just keep holding the line. Nobody get it again for the next year. Vic is being with the DMV.

They're going to get all about it. Vick's tags aren't even up to date. Don't listen to me. Yeah. And I'm still driving. Don't do that. Please do not too. Why do you switch on me today?

What the hell? Because you're giving bad advice. I'm giving great advice. Hold the line. If I go to. Well, if you have your passport, you're good. If I go to space, do I need a real ID? Exactly.

If you go to space? No, he needs your passport. They should sell us some sort of dreams. Like, you get a real idea and then what? Yeah, really, really sounds boring. Boring. I thought the real ID was like, so you don't need a passport. No.

No, you're going to need a password. Because the one that you have now is going to be a fake name. You will not need a real ID to drive, vote, apply for federal benefits, like, social security, enter a federal facility. It's based, it's really for the flying domestically. They just want to make more money off of it. Your real idea is separate from your driver's license. It's like a whole separate thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Huh. That's weird. No, you can use it in replacing of an ID. So I can get rid of my driver's license. Yeah, but you should keep it. Like, because in case you lose your own ID. Yes, and basically two forms of that show where you live, where you live,

along with all the other stuff you would have showed. Like, you would have showed your Social Security. You would have showed your birth certificate. Whatever you would get to get a passport. You don't know where your birth certificate is? Ask your mom. Mom's always know. I feel like there's something behind it, though.

Yeah. Mom's, okay. Oh, my God. Oh, behind what they're out. Yes. Are you born here or not? No, you're right. Because I feel that's when it all started.

Are you illegal aliens? What's so real about this idea? Why is it real? Are you a real American? Are you not? What's a real American? Do I look like a real American? No.

Yes. Like a real Native American. Oh, she's a native. Damn, Greg. I'm not. Insulin. No, right away. Does Greg look like an American?

She looks like a real American. A native American. Angela makes a check from Pachian casinos every month. Says the guy that's the piece. That's not funny. She's not laughing. She's not laughing.

Bro, what? Look at me. I know, so why are you talking? What is that? What is that mean? What is that? I'm talking. What?

I'm just... You don't have the Nopal in the front? You have the whole cactus in the front. Of course. I never said I didn't. Okay, so then stop clowning her. What? What?

She looks native like me. But she's who she is. Look, Angie, are you native? I don't know. No. No, I'm not. I don't know what I am anymore. Let's do our 23 and me.

We're both going to be from the same street. I believe it. Your real ID, deadline, May 7. These people are telling you not to do it. Hold the line. Hold the line. You're almost there. But if you have your passport, you're good.

They're going to push it back one more time. See, but that's neat. If you have your passport, you're good. Yeah. She just told you that too. I told you that. I'm so confused. I'm just going to get it.

Go ahead. Big. Big. Hold, I think. Greg just treats me out? Yes. Yes. I literally, I'm not even being funny.

I really think he tunes you well completely. He hasn't realized that yet. Big, please tell him. Tell him. Don't get your real idea, bro. This is all fake. Are you a real person? Yes.

That's all you need. Yes. Greg here's letty, like Charlie Brown here's the adult. The teacher? Yeah. It's crazy because if it wasn't for me, I don't know who it would be on Brown by Mornings. Oh, my God. All right.