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The more brownback, the better. Come on.
Skrulling with all me.
A homie, Gregory.
Hey, Ricky.
There's a competition that's going down in L.A. next week.
I feel like us Latinos could win super easily, though.
Hey.
I'm not saying it.
Say it again.
Because I know about the story.
All right.
If you're a fan of racing, this is made for you.
Students.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Students from USC and UCLA are going viral because.
they were able to raise $1.5 million for the first ever live sperm race.
Oh, what?
Live sperm race.
How are we going to see it?
I just retired then.
They're not a USC or UCLA student, though, don't they?
Oh, they don't.
They don't run.
Having a college kid that goes to UCLA, I don't know that I feel comfortable about talking about college kids.
The sperm race
I don't think the action
happens there
I think they take him there
Well okay how does it happen
I don't know
What are you saying
Well they have to get it out somehow
Yeah
What's supposed to happen
What is this
Alright so it's gonna be hosted
In Hollywood
Thousands of people are expected
To be watching this right now
That's gonna be there
That's so weird
Okay
They're gonna be testing the endurance
The speed of the sperm
What?
Hell with microscopes
How is everyone
Live microscopes are gonna be there?
They're probably going to put it on, like, the screen.
They are.
It's going to be a whole, like, commentary play-by-play of the sperm.
They're saying it's going to take 40 minutes for at least to get the results of who wins the race.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and these kids are going to find out their sperm runs a little crooked.
They don't have a good count.
Some are going to find out their, yeah, they don't work.
They're running a long way.
The funniest part is the commercial that they made.
It's so suspenseful, yet, like, so you listen to it.
Yeah, please tell me why you're even talking about this.
inside your segment this definitely sounds like don't you know I'm local it's going viral because
this is pretty cool too yeah it's going viral because I'll listen to this
everything big starts small
yo this is the world's first ever sperm race this is Asher from UCLA versus Tristam
from USC two legends on micro
microscopic racetrack, the battle for whose sperm is the healthiest, the fastest, and the tastiest.
Oh, tastiest?
Yeah, Brett, I don't think I want it.
I don't know.
I think they should have been bedded.
This is gross.
No.
Yo.
Who's the taste judge?
That's weird.
I don't know.
I don't like that this showed up on your algorithm.
Yeah, bro.
It's going viral.
Everybody's seeing it on their algorithm.
I never saw it.
I've seen it.
She saw it on hers.
She talks about those things a lot.
Yeah, she sticks next to you.
That's very true.
Okay, so I'm just confused.
Okay, they're going to be racing to, the sperm's going to be racing to where?
It's nothing.
And they're just seeing who goes faster, Angie.
That's it?
It's like a little like.
They're not making like a baby, nothing like that.
Okay.
It's a truck.
It's literally more for what this is.
It's a track.
It's giving me the creep.
Yeah.
It's so weird.
I'm so uncomfortable.
How is it creepy?
How is it creepy?
They're teens.
I mean, yeah, but they raise a lot of money to do it.
But that's why it's creepy.
You asked how it's creepy.
Yes, it's a little good.
I just think.
It's odd.
I thought it was going to be a bunch of people could submit to race.
Yeah, I mean, aren't we all winners?
It's going to be at the college or something.
Yeah.
We're all.
I thought that was just a hostee.
It's probably even make it worse.
I was just like.
That a college campus is holding all the men coming through with their.
Scientific experience.
Yeah.
This is just really gross, Rob.
I'm just, respectfully.
What date is it?
It is on April 24th.
This is the only good thing about this.
It's on April 24th.
April 25th.
All right.
Everybody that wants to see the Minecraft movie and not be disturbed.
Go on April 24th because all the college kids are usually throwing all the buckets of everything
and making noise and the chicken jockey.
They're going to be there.
Yeah, I think of going to be watching this too.
Yeah, they're going to be throwing popcorn at the other jockeys.
There's going to be like a whole live stream on it and everything too.
So weird.
Their biggest, like, saying is we all want a sperm race at one point.
No, we don't.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, we already won.
Yeah.
We're all winners.
Yeah, we're all winners.
Yeah, we're all winners.
Yeah, we want one.
I'm like, I don't want no.
No, no, no.
Yeah, I won't win the race.
I think we all.
I had a record time.
We all.
All right.
Well, thanks for that, Greg.
You all relapsed in three things.
For anybody like that's interesting.
I hope we're not going, Greg.
I'm going, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Cochino news.
Cochino news.
That's right.
That's right.
Thank you for that, Greg.
Now, this is a crazy transition.
Look, the next Kendrick Lamar of college football, okay?
That's coming to USC, that's coming to USC to make running backs great again.
All right.
We're going to talk about him.
We're actually going to talk to him next.
You know, a lot of times when it comes to high school football and college football,
we're all interested to see where these players go because they become the next superstars of the NFL.
We got a chance to talk to the number one running back.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right, y'all remember this name.
You're going to be yelling at in the stands later, okay?
Deshaun Radeau.
Okay, he is an L.A. native.
He went to Oaks Christian High School and he's California's number one running back.
Okay.
The potential on this kid is incredible.
And not just a running back.
He's also a great runner, like a track star.
Track star.
So, bro, if you're a track star and you're running back, boom.
Oh, yeah.
So much so that he has been vetted and all the colleges wanted him.
However, he made the announcement, the big announcement that he's going to U.S. C.
recently.
He flipped the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl commercial that announced Siza as the guest performer.
In Deshawn's video, Snoop Dog is calling him, talking to him on the field that he actually
plays at.
And Juju Watkins, another USC star, comes up and throws the gatorade on him.
Yeah, that's right.
Just like Siza did on Kendrick Lamar.
That's so cool.
This is the way that he did it.
You know, he recently even had his birthday party, 310 baby popped up.
Like, this is an L.A. Superstar in the making.
And everybody's watching and what he's doing.
we had to have him in here and he explained why he chose to go to USC and what he loves about it.
I mean, you guys see, like, what I'm doing, like, at home.
Like, I don't think I could be able to do any of this.
Outside.
Yeah, without being home.
Like, the party I just had, it was crazy.
I had performances from 310 baby, Joe Moses.
Tight, yeah, you.
Like, a lot of people were there just, and I just feel like that my heart just chose home.
Like, it don't get no better than staying home.
And just to do it big in your hometown, it's just the beauty of that.
Yeah, this guy's going to be LA royalty, man.
Yeah, yeah.
And USC already has that, too.
Yeah, I think it's a great decision, too.
Like, I think there's nothing better than playing at home.
And USC is a great school.
And I feel like him being there and being able to be, like, to face a guy is going to be so special for, like, L.A.
Yeah, I feel like he's going to, like, bring the city out and, like, kind of reminiscent of, like, the 2005 teams with USC where, like, you'd see Snoop Dog on the field with the red.
with the Reggie Bush jersey.
Oh, Matt Linerd era, Lendell White,
where the whole city, Shaq is pulling up to games.
It's like you just have that whole energy of the whole city behind somebody.
All those tailgates are going to be crazy.
And even then, Reggie Bush, he was local-ish.
He's from San Diego.
Okay.
This is born and bred from L.A.
It's going to be its own different baton passing.
I like that you spoke about Snoop Dogg because Deshaun Redo,
he was part of Snoop Dogg's, the Snoop League, the Football League.
He was in there for seven.
years and he talked to us about how they kind of turned it up when Snoop was on the field.
Check this out.
Playing in front of him, it was just bigger than like, I just wanted to make him proud
and just wanted to get recognized by him.
So that's what I'll say.
You would try extra hard.
Yeah, like, it's like, look at me, Snoop was like an NFL scout, basically.
Back at this point, that's why I feel.
Like, if he was to see him at the games, like, oh my God, Snoop's here.
We got to, we got to, we on our A game.
It's our chance.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Imagine being snoop and you know one of the kids that,
especially this charity stuff that you were doing with the Snoop League,
you're wanting kids to find a better route.
And then here's this guy, the top.
You know what I'm saying?
It makes you feel like, oh, yeah, this thing that I'm doing, it's special.
Oh, yeah.
He's had so many NFL athletes come out of, like, his youth league.
Right.
Even also just, like, randomly, but a lot of rappers in L.A.
It started on the Snoop.
On the Snoop.
That's good.
White Bar?
Yeah.
He's scouting football players and our players.
And rappers?
All right, you're in Snoop leagues.
Which one do you do when he's on the field?
Do you try to, like, get the ball better or do you try to just rap in front of him?
Nah, no, I'm going to play hard.
Yeah, you got to.
Yeah, because that's what he's there for.
And then once you get that touchdown, then you start rapping.
He's like, oh, my God.
You got a rap in the beginning of the game, like your intro.
I love it.
That's what you come out to.
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, so clearly if he's one of the top prospects, he already chose USC,
it seems like the NFL isn't a close distance for him.
I think Vicki talks.
to us about wanting you to do two years or three years?
He already has a plan of doing three years.
And then he said,
2028 or 29 he'd enter the draft.
I give him two years.
Yeah.
I give him two years.
He's clearly a great manifester.
Yeah.
And so we asked him, all right, let's say you're at the Super Bowl.
Which team do you have on your jersey?
For sure.
Definitely.
Any team I play for.
Okay, no, no, no, because I was going to ask you on what team do you see yourself
who playing at the Super Bowl?
And the Super Bowl?
Yeah.
All right, Maximil, you're saying?
you want him to say the Packers?
He's passing his fingers for the Packers.
Anybody else?
Chargers, Raiders.
Oh, gosh.
Rangers.
Come on, you're good at manifesting.
Yeah.
What uniform are you wearing in your head right now?
Let's say Raiders.
Please say Raiders.
Oh, my God, Bigger.
I'm going to have to say the Texans.
Shut up, really?
That's wild.
It seems like it's such a fun team.
Them and actually Detroit Lions.
The Lions definitely seem like the most fun team.
Deshawn, don't forget about us.
Don't forget about us why you're on the Texas and you're about to go to the Super Bowl.
Never, never, never.
All right, you're on the Super Bowl.
You're playing like another team they're going to lose because you're going to win.
Who would you want to be the halftime performer at your Super Bowl?
I'm saying Drake.
I like this guy.
You just broke and left these hearts.
You know you weren't perfect.
He has to go off.
I ain't going to lie.
You did.
You are very stupid.
You're not.
I don't pick and choose.
He doesn't have to choose.
They both good in my books.
They are both good.
Yeah.
But like you got to know what you did.
You picked aside.
You got to stay there.
You literally did your whole announcement video to get into the March Super Bowl performance announcement that people are saying was also a shot at Drake.
But he also loves who color my phone.
Who color my phone?
Who color my phone?
There you have it.
Place your bets now.
That's wild.
Honestly, it's a young person thing.
I'm a buyer's jersey now.
Yeah.
I know you, man, I know this makes him your guy.
I love him where, like, you know, Super L.A.
And he's like, Drake.
Right away.
He didn't even hesitate.
I'm excited to see him in the same names of other legends that USC has put out.
You know, there's, aside from my Reggie Bush, Matt Leiner, Clay Matthews, Troy Palo Malu.
Marcus Allen.
There's just so much history as a USC running back in particular that it's like, those are big shoes to fill.
But the fact that he's from here and he wants to fill them.
it just shows you everything about him he's not afraid of running from him and he has like great
parenting behind him so shout out to russ who's his dad and i'm sure his mom too has been like
backing him crazy russ used to manage far east movement which is wild yeah cool guys
cool family and i'm telling you remember the name de chan rdow he's going to be one that you're
going to want their jersey early you're going to want to place your parley bets i don't know on what
team he goes to i don't know is it propettes parley bets i don't know uh over 50 yards
Rushing.
It's the game.
That's the guy.
You can check out our full interview up with him.
We're going to put that up on YouTube.
Power 106 Los Angeles.
You are, Greg.
I've seen this video of like this guy dancing in front of his girl and it's like giving her a show because I don't want to take her to see Chris Brown.
They're all jealous.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I think I'm going to start a.
That's so cute.
Yeah, I'm getting the dance studio.
Oh, nice.
That's nice.
And perform for her.
You get to learn the salsa moves?
No, not that.
The R&B moves.
R&B moves.
No.
Hey.
You're my backflip.
You're my brother or not.
But when you dance like the Chris Brown challenge, I was like, okay, God.
That body roll you did, brother?
Like, it works.
Actually, surprisingly, Vic has really good dance moves.
I was looking at on Friday, last Friday, when Iman did the house party set.
Like, Vic had cool moves.
Really?
Like, you're from that era or you watch your dad.
Like, just the, he had like the pop buckets or the robot type of thing.
Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
You know what?
It's like he looked like he knew what he was doing.
Even if he really didn't know or he was like first time trying it, he had like that face of, yeah, do this.
So that work.
Yes.
That's the key.
That's the key.
Confident.
That's the key.
Yeah.
By the way, we're going to do that again this Friday.
I'm forcing email.
I'm like, you don't have just started it.
I loved it.
You weren't here last Friday.
I was jealous.
Yeah.
We're jealous that they missed out.
All of that.
And I'm telling you, since Congress is not here, someone called Jay Valentine's.
you know, I'm sure that.
He'll bring his mom too.
We can do a skate, everything.
It'd be great.
I'm serious.
None of you got the number?
I'll hit him.
You got it, you got it.
Show him not to leave us again.
For everyone asking,
Concrete is like a touring comedian, right?
Yes.
So he dips during like the weekend.
Towards the end of the weekend.
Yeah.
We're his Monday through Wednesday girl.
We're not his weekend girl.
No, we're not his weekend girl.
Monday through Friday.
Yeah.
I don't have them on the weekend.
For sure, where that would?
Yeah.
I have problems with, like, father figure-like people living.
That dip?
Yeah.
I didn't like it.
I don't like it at all.
Yeah, I don't like it.
She's like, what are you saying?
You're going again?
You're not allowed back here.
I won't open the door.
Don't tell me to clean my room either.
You're not even here to see it.
It was clean when you weren't here.
That is sad.
Shut-offs.
We do have shutouts.
Paul on Instagram
wants to shout out
her boyfriend
Victor
She says
Happy 12th
anniversary
from sleepless
sleepless nights
with baby
I'm gonna say
Erin
but they spelled
the A.R.
A.
Ryan.
So is that Aaron?
Yeah.
That's Aaron.
I hope it's not
Arian.
Let me see.
A.
Look at how he said
spelled.
That is comedy.
The letter A
and then Ryan.
So that'd be Aaron.
Erin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we're sticking
to that.
Yeah.
That's what we're yeah.
That's an interesting way of starting it.
So sleepless nights with baby Aaron have come a long way.
Yes.
Cynthia Vargas wants to shout out Giovanni.
He says she's six years old and mom loves you.
Oh, he's so cute.
Chanel wants to give a shout out to all you bipolar folks on brown bag mornings.
Oh, whoa, whoa, boy, boy, bipolar.
Whatever that is, I believe it.
She says y'all make my morning.
Every single morning.
She diagnosed us, but I love it.
She did, she did.
She did, she did.
Yes, Angie, it's like when they, on one segment, especially this guy, Greg.
Oh, yeah, I would never do that.
The next one, yeah, I'll do that.
It's like, which one is it?
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
Very, very, very.
Of you.
Of us.
Shout out to China from North Carolina.
She listens every single morning.
North Carolina.
That's all, Carol.
Birthdays, Victor wants to shout out his.
Well, and before birthdays, yesterday I was in home goods, and then when I was walking out,
one of the cars that almost ran me over noticed me.
And I was like, hey, letty, I listen to you all the time.
I was like, what's so girl?
Her name is Becky, so shout out to Becky.
Thank you for not running out over it, which is nice.
Becky, be careful, please.
Yeah, stop.
I was wearing our power sweater too, like the power sweater too, like the power suit.
Oh, yeah.
So she was probably like about to curse me out for walking in front her, and she's like, oh.
That happened to me with the Able, I ran into Able.
He's like the waste management.
He was driving?
No, he gets the brakes really hard on the trash truck.
I was like, scary.
Maximo.
I'm like.
I like it.
Working here is like playing proger.
I don't know what your name, man.
He named Abel, man.
Shout out him.
He's doing God's word.
Thanks.
You know?
Before he almost ran you over,
he'll probably look at this stupid fish.
Yeah.
I want to be looking like Maximo.
I'm scared.
Oh, it didn't make him.
Oh, man.
And also shout out Brianna at T.
Mobile.
She came through, helped out the fan.
We do.
I know.
I know.
Actually, no.
Well, kind of.
Did she sign you up for any, like.
new lines.
Tell us about the deals, brother.
Tell us about the deals.
She took a line off because
Tanyaa's mom is going back to Chileer.
You cut her line.
You cut her line.
You're not quick.
She's only going to be gone for a couple months.
Six months of pain.
Do you freeze it or you cut it off completely?
Well, she said I go hold the line
because it doesn't change anything.
Run the plan.
I will be back to change the plan.
He just wanted to see her messages turn green.
Well, they're going to turn green anyway.
Me.
So you pay for your swagra.
I pay for everybody's phones.
That's nice.
My mom, too.
It's a real man.
No way.
Yeah, I pay my mom.
Their phones.
Oh, I know you hate to see the T-Mobile bill.
Oh, it's like $400.
I know.
Oh, that's not that bad.
I thought it would be like almost.
It's not that bad.
How would he like?
He has no bills.
When like the girl asked how much it was the bill.
And the guy's like, oh, it was like $350.
She's like, it's not that bad.
But she's not paying anything.
She's not paying anything.
It's not paying anything.
It's not.
It's right now.
I would expect it to be more.
Whose phone plan are you on?
Are you on your own?
I've had my own since 16 because I ran up the 10.
The one, the minutes?
The bill?
It's like $700 once.
Oh my God.
And then my dad was like,
it's either you get your own phone plan or you don't have a phone at all.
So ever since I was 16, I got my own phone plan.
Where'd you get the money from it?
From my mom?
I was DJing in high school.
Oh, okay.
Because if you got money from them to pay for your own phone plan,
it's not paying for you.
I was DJing in high school.
And then ever since then, I always see them fighting every single month.
Who didn't pay the bill?
Who didn't pay this?
Who didn't do that?
So then I was just like, all right, like, I'm not going to go onto their home.
Sir, what did you run it up $700 for doing what in the 2000s?
Was it ringtones or?
Ringtones?
Ringtones?
I was so jealous of my brother having so many ringtones, but he knew how to get the free ones.
Yeah.
You should have known my mom back then, bro.
And then I got you anything.
Oh, he's paying for them online.
And I just bought a whole bunch.
Especially on Boost Mobile.
Yeah, you just had to go to like a Blinks Mobile and they would do it for like a dollar.
A Blink's mobile?
Are you on your own?
Yeah, I'm on my own.
And I also have T-Mobile, but I pay like half of what you pay.
Yeah, well, I mean, I have like seven lines.
Your family, when did you go so low?
18, 18, because at that time, my mom didn't let me have, like,
internet or text messages.
My parents are mean.
So I was just like, well, I.
Makes sense, Andrew.
Makes sense.
Yeah, but now she's on my plan.
Everyone's on my plan.
So then.
How much is your?
So then you're the head of the household.
Yeah.
And I'm the one, like, they take the money out of my card.
because it's happened before where my sister didn't pay the bill
and I had like my car broke down and I didn't have a line
because she didn't pay for the line so then I've learned my last thing
everyone's in your plan and everything they take it away from me
do they pay you how do they tell me okay well look at you no one sells me
because it's my sisters and like my mom and my dad's like they'll pay me
they want to pay me um Victor oh I pay for my own thing me and a little bit
but I had to start like I think when I was like 17 or something when I started working
because my parents tried to take away my phone I'm like hell now see it all starts with
the parents are yeah I'm like not learning myself yeah but your single parent I guess why
that that makes sense that you and yours I feel like a single parent in a marriage it's crazy
how do how much I have my own thing I pay for my own like we haven't jointed anything what
what I'm telling you this is a business transaction why did I see you
JP's like if it ain't broke don't fix it.
Yeah.
You guys would get deals if you guys merge them together.
Yeah, you're cheaper.
But I guess we never did that because we never got new, like, I'm sure if we got new phones all we're together.
I don't know.
Didn't you just get a new phone?
But like, I still have my old one.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's just a new phone, but not the same line.
I don't know.
It just never, it just never happened that way.
So who pays?
You'll save money.
The kids have phones.
I know what they'll come.
No, they'll use my old phones.
Oh.
Yeah.
For Wi-Fi.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, I'm a single parent.
Yeah.
In large.
You feel like me.
Call up.
Don't let me feel a little in this.
I don't know.
I don't know when the conversation is.
I would like to pay my own.
Like when was the conversation where it was like, hey, I'll put you on the line.
And you guys were dating young, right?
Yeah.
It's like, I'll put you on the line and then I'll put your mom on the line.
That's a crazy situation.
Whatever Daniela did that, please share the, share the call.
I mean, everyone just had their own lines.
Yeah.
And then like, even my mom, she, you know, it was like,
annoying, you know, like the classic mom, like,
I don't know what this is, can you log in for this?
Can you create? I was like, I'm not doing none of that
because they forget the passwords all the time.
Both of them. So I was like, they just add them
to our lines and then we have like Apple Watch
iPads. Yeah, yeah. I guess we just never
got around to that. I would expect it to be way more. I thought yours
yours would be like $700.
It's like $3.85 or something like that.
I just got a new phone. It's like almost $200.
For one line? Yeah.
But if you work at T-Mobile and you want to give me a discount,
I'll have me.
Now that we're done with our phone talk
We have birthdays
We have birthdays
Victor wants a birthday shout out for his boy Alex
He's all the way from Atlanta
Come on Alex
Happy birthday
Cynthia wants to give a birthday shout out
To her little sister Vivian
Viviana
With a B?
Yeah with a B
And she tells her
She's the best sister in the world
Yeah she is
Vivian
Yeah with a Bia
That's probably a troll
Probably
But Emmanuel wants to shout at his girlfriend
Said it was her birthday yesterday
Her name is Marisol
All the way from Compton
Oh, Marisol.
Tell her Daddy Swaggy loves her.
Oh, I'm reading that one, yeah.
And P.S. Vic.
You ready, too?
She loves Vic.
All right.
Especially.
Big, tell Marisol, happy birthday.
Marisol, happy birthday.
That was creepy.
Philip wants to shout out his daughter, Michaela, who turned 16 today.
He says, can you give her a very loud birthday shout out?
You're annoying.
You're annoying.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
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There was a sportscaster by the name of Wille Bally
I was going to say Willie
Is Wally Ballard
He actually is a sportscaster for the Atlanta Braves
He was out doing like a man on the street
Which meaning like he was in the crowd
Talking to people, interviewing people
And he went up to these two ladies
that were there hanging out and just started
talking to them. Listen.
Things up there at the Corona rooftop.
Things are pretty great, Brandon.
We're having a lot of fun up here up the Corona rooftop.
Who do we got here? What's your name?
My name's Lauren.
Lawrence, all right?
And I'm Kayla.
Kayla, and you guys hang out at the rooftop lounge often?
Once a year I come out to visit.
What about you? Are you Braves fan now?
Not quite.
So he's up there?
Why does he talk like Kermit?
He does talk like Kermit.
So why he's talking to them?
He had an earpiece.
Okay.
And the people of top were like, hey.
Hit on them.
All right.
I'm going to go to work up here, guys.
Go like the rest of the way.
Okay, Wiley.
We got five innings, four innings to get the numbers.
Come on it.
Come on it.
Get us some more Bryce fans.
All right.
So they want me to get your number.
Oh.
He ratted them out.
No.
Oh, my gosh.
He should have done it.
He wasn't even the player way.
Yeah.
Because they can.
He's current.
Hey, you guys.
I don't know if it's pretty a little like her, but.
Very pretty pretty.
It's funny because he had the earpiece, but it looked like on the image, you can see on Rob Mang Mornings 106.
Yes.
It looked like she kind of could hear, so they're kind of smiling, and then this happens.
They want you to get my name.
I'm dead serious.
They're saying to my ear right now, she didn't believe me because she thinks you guys are not making this up.
Even if you guys weren't, I might use that in the future.
That's actually a pretty good move.
No, it's not.
In the background, you can hear her.
She's like, they do.
Girls don't want to hear that.
Yeah.
You know that.
We don't want to hear we're a dare for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your friends ain't you.
No, not at all.
Like they want you to get the number, huh?
They are you?
Do you want me or do they want me?
Did he get it?
He got the number.
No.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Like a real number.
Like a real number.
Yeah.
He chose one out of the two.
And I don't know, yeah.
I mean, I don't know down the line if she's going to be like,
take them serious.
or how she's going to feel.
Probably not.
In this moment,
you know,
she's going to go,
Wack, Wack, Wack, Wack, Wach, Wach,
bro.
I love the Muppies,
I'm sold.
You know what's funny?
I was searching for Muppet
references,
but I didn't have any.
Oh, yeah, like,
a Wack Wack Wack!
The Muppet babies.
Yeah, the tomatoes.
All I know is Kermato.
On the couch.
When he's a meme?
The memes?
Ever since you said it,
I was like, it's stuck in my head.
It's Kermie.
It's a corona rooftop.
Yeah.
Bigs are pretty great, bruce.
Brigh
Brigh.
Poor guy.
We know the Elmo Muppets?
Yeah.
Big Bird.
Yeah.
Well,
they're saying baseball games now
are somewhere to pick up on people.
Now?
It's always been a game.
It's like people are going now specifically just to do that.
They're not going to watch the game.
They're not like there to.
Yeah.
I feel like that's doing that way you guys always do?
You go to watch the game?
Yeah,
if it's a Padres Dodger game or something like that.
No, you don't.
If you go to hit a football.
I'm Dodgers fans and the way you hit on them is like,
oh, you're a Dodgers fan.
And they're like, oh, shut up.
And then you're like, both.
What are you drinking a $40 mitchelada?
Yeah.
If I could be me, you got to drive-th hour.
I was like, my friend said to get your number.
Yeah.
Dang, Greg, I would do that.
Oh, cracky.
That's tight.
He's pretty pimp for this, honestly.
I think he was.
He got it.
He did.
He did it.
Yeah.
It worked.
But did he hit a homer, though.
He got like a single.
Okay.
Well, that's what we know.
Are they cute?
Are the girls cute?
The Q
The one of the left's cute
He chose the less Q one
Oh yeah
Yeah
Her or Miss Piggy
Go
That's Kerri
That's Kirby
That's Curmi's girl
Miss Piggy
You love Muppets
I love the Muppets, bro
They had baby Muppets too
Love it babies
Yeah
The cartoon movie
Yeah
They're cute little gonzow
And they're little imagination
And they go on trips
Oh my god
You're my friend
I'm going with Miss Piggy
Yeah Miss Piggy's kind of thick
I was about say that too
She's a little
You know she had experience
She got attitude just so you know you like it.
You like it.
You know, but I'm a bacon lover, so.
Oh, I can see them together.
Yeah, it can work for sure.
It would work.
But is it a Sam that he was forced by the people up top to get her number?
Even though he got it.
Now, I wish people were in my ear telling me that.
What?
Hey, just get her number.
Just get her number.
Yeah, just get her in here.
Oh, we should do that.
Hey, my friends, they want me to get you nervous.
Me and Maximo.
In Dodger's favorite?
Yeah, we're just telling you what to do.
What to say?
many cool Muppets.
I'm gone, you guys.
I was going to grouch.
You start the Muppets?
Oh, yeah.
Cookie Monster is great.
Brough.
Cizza was just on Sesame Street.
Yeah.
Wait.
Count von Count.
Wait, is this?
I want to talk,
Cout.
Wait, am I getting Sesame Street and Muppets confused?
Uh, I don't know.
Or maybe I'm getting Sesame Street.
Yeah.
Yeah, you are about Sesame Street.
Because Muppets is Kermit.
It's also a little bear.
Oh, because I just Googled.
I just Googled.
I just Googled Muppet characters.
Oh, it's a thing.
And then it's also showing.
It's gonzo, animal.
Yeah.
I just know Kermit him is P.
And the monster?
The guy with the orange hairs.
It's a sip or Pib.
Pawsy.
Fuzzy is my favorite.
Well, can you please tell Google not to start adding Sesame Street characters?
Yes.
It did.
Very confusing.
I think it's Pimp.
Pimp because he got the number.
Yeah.
It's kind of simp, but.
I think it's Sim because I want you to play it again on Friday.
All right.
Yeah, because when they're Pimp, we don't play them on Friday.
Yeah, it's only the nominees.
For Simp of the Week.
And I want to hear Kermit again.
Sips.
Sip!
Sip!
Sip!
Sip!
Sip! Sim!
Currently budgeting for who can get coffee in the room
and I just want you to know it's a sign of the recession
because there was a time where it's like, yeah, everybody gets your watch.
And now it's like, hey, everybody can only get the medium size or small size.
Don't get the large guys.
Let me sip on my large.
And we only have $40.
Yeah, because you live with your parents, which is a good thing to do during these times.
Maybe just check up together.
Is that vanilla cold?
Put my taste on the top of it?
That's an extra $2.
Jose, how are you doing with the...
Jose, how are you doing with everything that's going on in the world?
What's going on?
What do you mean?
Exactly.
Well, exactly.
Keeping ignorant?
I love it.
I love it.
Just ignore it?
Ignorance is bliss, brother.
Ignorance is bliss.
Yes, it is.
Mberto, how you doing?
How you feeling, bro?
Let me check on our strong friend.
How's what's doing?
What's up, bro?
Bionic friend.
What's up?
Bionic friend.
How's everything?
You're feeling good?
We're good.
We're blessed.
Yeah, we're blessed.
Oh, that part.
Baby grows on spring break, right?
Yeah, yeah, my little daughter's in spring break.
She's not little.
Yeah, she's not little full.
She's like 17 years old.
She's little for me.
Oh, that's your little baby.
But you're going to say my little girl, people are going to be like, oh, like a five-year-old.
I will fight you for her.
Oh, you're going to fight me?
I'll fight anybody for my daughter.
Umbento might be the sweetest man alive.
Yeah.
Listen.
Even his little fighting hand?
Yeah.
It's no fear.
at all.
I'm gonna fight them for.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Umberta, what you have to say?
People kind of going through it, you know?
I'm gonna go through it.
Just remember to smile.
Regardless of what it is, just keep a smile on your face.
Talking to the microphone, homie.
Yeah, bro.
Remember to smile.
Regardless of what's going on to the day, if you smile,
if you smile somebody else, they're going to smile back at you and it's going to
make you happy.
Whoa.
Well, depending when you're at.
Yeah, it depends on where you do that.
Because last time, you smiled at somebody.
What are you looking at?
Yeah, Greg, try that out of the playground.
Don't be creepy.
That's creepy.
Says the guy that met up with a brown bag fan that has a family.
Oh, you went there, huh?
Wait, what happened?
Wait, what?
What are you guys looking at me for?
It's not me.
Wait, what did I mean?
Is this crazy?
Are behind the scenes fools?
Look at Jose laughing.
It wasn't me this time.
I need to get the camera on here.
Wait, what happened?
Yeah, come from it.
Get down.
I found this up yesterday because I stayed a little later.
And the crew apparently, Greg.
Jose and Umberto they have a story to tell what it's not my story it's not me Greg tell me it's
someone has to snitch on it umberto he snitch on himself somebody invited me out okay um I went to the most
public place I could think of yeah he's like keep it public so okay it's a case stranger danger I went to the
um met up with you went to the what pipe person in long beach did not know them it was first time meeting
this person that's a girl first thing that she says is by the way
I do have a husband that I'm living with, but I'm not with.
Red flag number one.
It depends how you see it because it's not going to be a good pass for you.
Isn't this amazing?
Yes.
Yes.
So was this a date?
Yes.
I don't, I wouldn't.
He thought it was a date.
It's a date.
Because to the lead up, you were sent some type of like racing messages, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
It was.
Oh, it was not a day.
Can we see the messages?
That was.
No.
I can go back.
No, no, no.
But then she tells him.
It keeps going.
It keeps going.
What?
What?
This is crazy.
Our fans are insane.
You guys are, well, ladies, I see what you're doing.
So after she told me that, she tells me I also have five kids.
Together at six, it's like a baby bunch.
He keeps going.
There's more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And then she tells me that she was an ex-ripper.
There's no problem with that.
I don't know. I don't know.
There's no problem with that.
She's got the moon.
Bethel went with like the most pure of intentions.
Like this girl we've been talking on DM.
So you never go pure, bro.
I'm going to meet up with her.
And then he meets up with her.
By the way, I have a husband, five kids.
And I stripped before.
And might still do.
But you don't know.
This is a keeper on the side.
Yeah.
Don't want to take her serious.
And he keeps going, right?
No, no, no.
There's more?
Let me tell you the last part.
Oh.
Isn't it just that we didn't know about this?
Yes, okay, because I knew about the other one that...
Yeah.
What?
What did that mean?
Why did you make a triangle?
Why the Holy Trinity?
No, they kissed this.
This one kiss too.
He kissed another one?
Oh, this is another one?
He kissed my name.
What did you see?
Remember to smile.
You'll smile back at someone else and then you can kiss them later.
Are you saying it's all an actor?
I don't know.
I think this is how he rules them in.
What happened?
Keep going.
You know, I'm in this?
Gentlemen, so I like opening doors for anybody or the girls that I hang out with.
So I go and I'm opening the door.
I'm going to open the door and she says, no, don't get close to my truck because there's Cheetos.
We lost a listener already.
I told him because you did this.
We didn't lose one.
We lost five.
She says the truck is a mess and she doesn't want me to see inside because there's probably Cheetos and fries and stuff on the floor.
And I just, I had a relapsing moment when I drove home and I was like, what did I do?
I'm better than this.
Okay, because you guys still kissed.
She kissed me.
Does she taste like Cheetos?
No.
Frives?
She had lip injections.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with lip injections.
Let me finish.
Okay.
We're losing more listeners, by the way.
So you bear lip and squirted the fillet?
She said she never took out the filling because it was too expensive and it was, she had like lump
Lumpy lips and it was crazy.
You didn't see that in the DMs?
No, I didn't see that.
She got lumpy lips?
Oh.
You got catfish.
Wow.
You got everything fish, bro.
Wow.
Humbert.
Okay, so she texts you, she calls you or what?
Respect that lady.
Afterwards.
You blocked her.
You blocked her?
You respect yourself.
Oh, yeah.
She's listening.
That's a lot of listeners because of you?
She's listening right now.
Do you want to tell her something?
But, hey, that's why you got a smile.
Yeah, just be happy.
Smile, smile someone back.
Smile with them lumpy lips.
Don't look at me when you say that.
We just lost seven listeners.
Seven, the husband, five kids and her.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
You shouldn't know when she pulled up in like a big old SUV to go meet up with you.
What's playing?
Carol G when you pulled up or something?
What's wrong with Cali?
Definitely, Rimoniala.
I'm just thinking like, like, where are her?
Her people were kids and her husband.
She has time for Umbardo.
Well, they met.
Wait, wait, where were her kids?
With the husband.
You didn't ask?
Duh.
Yeah.
You make them, you take care of.
And so she didn't tell you, like, she had five kids before.
Like, she told you right then in that moment.
Yeah, right there when we got there.
Don't fall for the DMs, bro.
Because he said that in the DMs, they were, like,
dairy shots, like photos of her dairy air.
Oh, yeah.
And so he's like, yeah, let's meet up.
Pike, a bike, what's up?
Where you at?
Look at him.
Look it up.
Not you, Humve.
Come on, Humby.
You got to consult with me next time.
I don't know what he didn't tell any of us.
He told Greg and Jose.
Right, Jose and Greg?
Yeah.
Wait.
Because all they're going to tell you is,
Yeah, yo, go, you know.
Oh, my God, really.
You get a lot in a big.
Yeah, she'd be like that, you know.
Jose gives the worst advice purposely.
Yeah.
Jose is an agent of chaos.
I think of it was Jose to tell me to go.
Yeah.
He, bro, what's the worst that could happen?
Yeah.
The best that could happen get that there.
Age in the chaos.
That's a perfect title for that guy.
Shout out to Umberto and his positive words of the day.
Just smile it out.
Just smile.
But you see, I'll tell you just the way that he first started and how sweet he is and like very, very gentleman is.
Yeah.
That's the way in.
And then everything else happens, right?
No.
That's your way into the girl's heart.
Oh, yeah.
I bet you a lot of girls were like, oh.
Yeah.
Povericito.
My mom would always tell me like open the door.
for the girls, you know?
You know what's funny?
This is a great act.
This is a great act because now you're going to get other girls
and be like, oh, poor-sito, you got catfish with a lumpy lid.
Went through that.
Oh, no.
Meet up with a real woman.
Watch.
Just check your DMs right now.
It's a cycle that's going to continue.
Just come on every two weeks and they got capping.
Are you proud of?
Are you proud of?
Are you proud of?
It's moments he has to experience.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have to.
I totally have to use the superpowers.
I was supposed to point in having them.
The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Are you still wearing the ring your ex got you on your neck?
Yeah, you were.
I could see it.
Loser!
You weren't to the date?
Get rid of that ring, bull.
That's the first thing you're not doing.
Hey, Jose.
Jose, are you proud of this guy?
What do you have to say?
I told him, be careful.
It's like a dangerous road going down like the fan deums.
Wait, why would you like?
You should I encourage it?
I was like, be careful.
Wait, how do you know about like, be careful with offense?
He does it.
Oh, for sure he does it.
He meets up with people that DM Brown by Morning X-12.
We all know.
Yeah, Jose.
She's doing over there, Jose.
All right, well, I just wanted to give you guys an update on Humbi.
He's a good guy, though.
There's more, though.
I will say, if you're listening, Roberto has not shown anything but, like, great guy isms, you know?
He makes sure that we're all taken care of.
He comes in earlier.
sets up.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
He tries really hard to be there for his people.
For sure.
What about us?
Let's see.
We're all good guys, too.
Umberto just has like,
Humberto.
We're all good guys here.
No.
There's just like an extra miss of Umberto
of just like making sure everyone's taking care of genuinely.
The ring is a curse.
I think that's what I was thinking too.
Yeah, it's a curse.
Maybe it's like,
Ojo over here.
Yeah, he's Frodo.
He's like, my precious.
Maybe it's like bad Ojo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bad juju.
No.
We're not going to give it.
Give it away to the trash can, bro.
Give away or do you know?
I think we need to buy him another piece of jewelry so that he can, because he said he got that because he's never had jewelry.
Yeah, and I told him, melted.
This is all part of his thing.
He wants us to buy it like an iced out chain.
Just all that happens is this chain that my ex got me.
Oh, my God.
He's doing what concrete does.
I've never been there.
It'd be nice to get it.
I've never been with a fan before.
Confit they're catching on.
It'd be nice to have an O-T.
Your chain, you know.
There's some phones that need answering, okay?
And no numbers to get, okay?
Oh, yeah, you've been very chatty lately on the phone call.
Yeah.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Martha needs our help.
Martha.
Martha sent us a DM and said,
Good morning, Brown Bag.
I'm here messaging you guys because I need a.
a homie helpline to help me and my wife out.
Okay.
She said, I recently purchased a house seven months ago.
It's a five bedroom.
Ooh. Three restroom.
Wow.
That's a big house.
That's a big house.
He's looking for a room.
Imagine doing a lot of different restrooms.
You do so much activities.
Oh, I felt like a lot of cleaning.
No, you can brush it.
Yeah, that's what I think of.
That's how you know he hasn't had his own place.
Yeah.
I'm like, a lot of clean.
No, I got to clean those things.
Yep.
And you got to stock them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It just doesn't appear.
No.
Please.
Okay.
All right.
Downstairs, there's a fifth bedroom with its restroom.
She said there was two tenants living there when we bought the house, which was two girls.
The two girls in the back asked us if we were willing to keep them because they didn't have a place to go.
They were two college girls, so after a while, me and my wife said, sure, and we let you guys stay.
We signed the contract month to month and told them they needed to be out by February.
And when February came around the block, these girls asked for an extended month, which we agreed would make April 1st the final day.
Mind you, they always argued with us about paying and were careless with taking care of things.
April came and I sent them an invoice of all the damages they did, and now they hate us.
She said, they've made this transition a headache and now want us to take us to small claims for the invoice.
We tried figuring it out.
now they are accusing us of having mold and other things and want us to pay them
should we pay them or stand on business and beat them in court let me know brownback
sheesh the kid gaslight them in a way the tenant thing is like a weird thing in
California that's been happening where people are like milking these situations even
when people are trying to be like helpful yeah it's a it's a weird for sure thing
let's talk to martha martha oh martha
Marta May
Good morning, brown bag
Morning.
Marta.
Much love.
So you bought the house
and it was already
like people were already living in it?
Correct.
How did that work?
So we were like
looking at it
they let us check it out
and see if we wanted to purchase it.
So
when we agree that we're going to move forward
then that one went through like
escrow and all that.
They had 30 minutes,
30 days to move.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we jumped on it.
The previous homeowner sold it to you.
Like, how was that, though?
Because I'm just wondering, I didn't know that you could buy a house with people living in it already.
They know like a back house or something.
Yeah.
They have 30 days to move out.
In those 30 days, that's when we start moving in.
Right.
But they got to be out.
Oh.
There was two citizens living in the back that they rented out a room from the previous owner.
Yeah.
I'm assuming to you it makes sense.
To me, it doesn't make sense.
But when you buy a house, I get it.
Because sometimes, like, the person is still living in there where you're looking at,
you go in and you view the house and there's still furniture and stuff like that.
But isn't that the owner's job, not your job, to get them to move out?
No, yeah, it is.
It is.
They were supposed to be out.
But they approached us.
I want to say, well, we did the inspection.
The two females in the Brack approached us, me and my wife.
And they asked us, like, hey, you know,
know, you know, we just moved here two months ago prior to you guys purchasing the house.
So I wanted to see if you guys can keep us because I can't find anywhere to go within 30 days.
I have no to go.
So I want to see if you guys can both keep us.
We're both in college and we're struggling.
And I don't think we can find anywhere to go in 30 days.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Did the previous, did you get to talk to the previous owner?
You were only talking to the real estate person?
No, we spoke with the previous owner, too.
He was there with inspection, everything.
He was a cool guy and everything about them?
He did.
He just said that they would be out.
Okay.
But he didn't warn you like how they are.
No, he didn't.
First of all, he said there were his niece and that they were good tendons.
Like, they never had problems.
And we didn't, we didn't get all the problems until afterwards once they were, like, we were dealing with them.
Yeah.
Martha, you guys don't really have mold, right?
I feel like that's like they're lying about that.
Respectfully, I feel like everyone has mold.
I think like mold just lives in like your restroom
And all the rest of that
Wouldn't that be caught in an inspection?
Yeah, well yeah
We had an inspection
Everything was everything was everything passed
So we we weren't even tripping off
So that was just as she said he said thing you know
Mold is like fixable too
Yeah
Yeah
But I just feel like they just had an inspection
I actually reached out to the previous owner
Because I already knew these girls were trying to take us to court
I reached out to the previous owner
And I said hey by any chance do you
do you have any receipts that you didn't need
work on the backhouse? And
he said, yeah, he said he replaced the dry
wall for them and everything. He just said that
they would never open the walls or anything.
They were just always like stuck in there
and they would not even let it
like air out. Yeah.
So it's on them. Specifically with mold,
my thing about it is like they might have done
the inspection seven months ago, but mold is
pops up like this, like in the humid
conditions of a of a restroom.
Especially little open windows?
Yeah. Yeah.
But it's their job to
tell you and then your job to fix it.
The problem would be if they told you and you didn't fix it, not that it exists.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
So did they ever tell you, hey, there's mold?
They did, and we went in there, we tried to cure it.
We tried to cure it.
We cleaned it and everything.
That's good.
And we did.
We approached everything they needed.
Like, oh, hey, guys, we had a little bus.
We were on it.
We have text messages.
We have everything.
That's good documentation.
Correct.
So now it's more of like, do I really?
deal with like the process of this going to court doing all that versus like paying it and getting
rid of the headache yes so i'm just telling my wife you know what man just give them there a thousand
dollars i don't want to deal with this and i'm done like i'm done with them but my wife's like no no i'm
going to let them win yeah i like her it turns into uh yeah it turns into i'm gonna put my foot down
and they're gonna get it and that might cost you more than a thousand dollars coming up though just
F why because that's a thing though I have a written contract on the contract that does say is on them they can't pursue us for that amount it's them so that's what they're like not understanding and I mean let them be right let no but I'm saying like if you go through the court there's going to be fees for that yeah it's going to get expensive I understand that and that's where I'm just like oh my gosh I don't want the headache I don't want to miss the words I don't want to deal with that so shoot I just give them that thousand I right now only have until the 21st to give them their deposit they're their refus their refus their refis their refis
for us to give it to them because I tried selling them.
I tried reaching out to them and they don't want to cooperate.
So at this point, I sent them a last message stating,
hey, you guys got a few days until the 21st to come and pick up this cashier's check
I have in hand of $702.
If you guys want it, it's here.
But other than that, I don't know what else to do at this point.
And it's $702 because you took out things that they messed up in their place.
Yeah, so I ended up just trading them for a cleaning fee and an extra day of them
staying of April 1st.
Yeah.
Okay.
I ended up just letting them dispute the damages and all that.
I took off the 200 or something.
So I was still trying to be nice and be like, all right, cool.
And just the cleaning fee and the extra day of charge.
But no, they're still saying no.
You seem like the really nice one and your wife seems like the uh-uh.
She's like in the middle.
How are they?
Yeah, that's what it is.
Do they pay every month though?
Like, were they ever back on rent?
You know what?
I can only say maybe one month they paid on time.
Oh, so they have.
a record of
Do they get late fees?
Yes.
So we were supposed
to charge them
$50 late fee
and I never,
honestly I never charged him
I just.
And that's why they did it.
And not that you should have been mean
but I guess they took advantage
of how nice you guys were.
So they don't expect you guys to be firm.
So now when you guys are firm,
they're like, uh-uh.
Because they see that they've gotten away
with like no late fees
and stuff like that.
So they're like,
we're going to get our full deposit back.
And then your wife's like,
all right, Martha,
you were nice.
Now I'm going to be.
You deal with it.
My turn.
Yeah, I let me step to the side of our text.
Oh.
Okay.
So now, who are they complaining about the mold to?
Are they complaining it to certain people?
Are they threatening you?
Yeah, they're kind of pretty much trained me just saying that they're going to bring all this stuff.
They said that we also had an illegal gas line running through their house.
And just all this is a little petty.
Yeah, but it was fine with there.
It was chilaquilas.
Bro, that's what happens, though.
It's crazy.
And I'm going to tell you, too,
evict someone because then it's going to turn into evictions they're just going to if they if they think that they have reason of like the mold or the gas line they there's something of like we don't have to pay because of this yeah right and then and then you have to prove all of that and then evicting someone is really tough like not going to lie like especially in california like you're going to have to deal with them for the next year if like at least the next year like and they're going to still be at your crib yep do you live there
I live there, yes
Me and my wife and my kids
So you see
Do you see them
Or how often do you see them?
No, so they actually
No, they took off
They left April 1st
April 1st they took off
We did the final walkthrough
And it was until 5 p.m.
They took off
They're gone
It's just that now
It's just after meth
That's going on
The whole
They want their deposit back
Yeah
And they're after taking up to court
And all that
We've have emails back to court now
So now we're just
Honestly now
we're just waiting.
We have six days left, I want to say, now to see if they get their deposit or if not,
then we go to court.
Do you think that they're bluffing?
Because they are saying we're college kids.
How could we afford it like this?
Or how could we, if they found a place, they had to put a deposit there and pay
there.
So they got expenses of the new move and stuff.
How, I guess, how much do you think that they're really mean business about the going
to court?
I have no idea
Honestly
It's a
It's hard on this one
It's hard to
I love
And honestly I just feel like
They're two young dumb
College girls
You know
Young dumb broke college girls
And they think
They think
You guys are some two
Old dumb
Vuejas that
They can get one over
That never charge them
For their late fees
And all of that
Yes
Yeah
You won't think the other's dumb
I need help
I need to know
I know
I will help you
Or should I just write it out and say, hey, because,
we got all the evidence about everything, but it's just tough.
Yes.
And Martin's dealing with two things she got to deal with.
Dumb and dumb and dumb.
Them too, but also, you know, the wife and being like,
hey, regardless of what decision they make,
has this caused problems between you and your wife?
A little bit, yeah, a little bit.
Are you guys, like, you guys aren't on a united front, like, let's go, like, together?
Yeah.
Okay, good, good, good.
We have very, very good communication and everything.
I know you do.
Martha's like, they don't know who we're messing with you.
She's listening for shout out to my wife, Nancy.
Man, I love you.
Hi, Nancy.
Nancy, not to no his.
Martha, take her to Judge Judy.
There you go.
Okay.
No, she's currently, yeah, fax.
She's currently calling the brown bag law firm, and we are her paralegals that have never
listening.
Yeah, well, we don't know nothing but what we've seen on Judge.
We're helping out Martha and her wifey Nancy.
They just, there, there are, is this your first home?
Martha, is this your first time owning?
Yes, it is.
Okay.
That's a nice house you got there.
But this first experience could be what, and you know, that may be like the naive,
naiveness of being a first time homeowner, taking people at their word, but it's like,
you should never, and respect, and it sucks.
Trust people, but always verify, like, see how, how they truly are, because, you
you're going to end up getting caught up.
And a lot of stuff is with landlords and tenants.
Both ways.
I feel like that's like right now, like the weird, like it's like a weird space where you don't really know what's right.
Yeah.
Because I've heard about this type of situation a lot of times.
Yeah, dude.
My roommates right now are tearing down this fence.
And I hate it.
Your roommates.
They're being so loud.
You are, you're father and mother.
They're being loud right now.
It looks really nice.
That white fence is really pretty.
Nobody's talking about like how loud they're being, though.
Shout to all the white fence.
is out there. I really love them.
My roommates. I just, I have bad problems.
They look really nice on people's yards.
Martha, are you,
it's going to be a fight? Are you going to rent out
those other room, that room again?
Or is it for your family? Oh, no, I'm done.
For me, my kids and my wife, that's it.
Okay. Oh, okay. You learned.
And I was thinking if you're trying to just get that
extra form of income, which I understand because it's a big house,
then, yeah, that might give you like shell shock of what just happened.
To be honest, I was just, you know, they caught us at a time where, you know,
we like to,
help out. We were just trying to, you know, I guess
being nice. It was we, we weren't
trying to rent us out at all. It was just for us.
I have five kids, man.
But they gave you the sob story
and then you were like, yeah,
I'll help you out. And then it turned out
to be something that hurt you.
Her former tenants
are saying that they were moldy.
They were oldies with moldy.
Oldies and they're currently in it.
Said you better not pay them.
Yeah, her wife.
Her wife is not having it.
Okay, so Martha just moved into a
five bedroom three restroom.
They just bought seven months ago.
Yeah, seven months ago.
The crib came with tenants.
They said they would move out though in February.
They ended up extending it to April.
And in April, they moved out.
But they're saying, oh, you guys had mold and you guys had the-
Yeah, they wanted a deposit.
Because they wanted the deposit back.
It's $1,000.
They did, like, I guess, the check and they're like, hey, this happened.
Like, we got to cover up these holes in the walls or whatever.
And it's like, we're only going to give you $700 back.
And then the girls are like, well, we're,
We're going to take you to court.
You guys had mold, the gas lines, all the stuff that they're saying.
They're contractors all of a sudden.
So, like, Martha, they're inspectors.
Martha saying, like, hey, should we give them the $1,000 and not the $700?
Or should we just go to court and figure this out there?
You know what?
I kind of just want to be done with it.
They did always pay late and we never charge them late fees.
Yeah.
They definitely took our kindness for weakness.
But, like, I just wanted to be done.
It's a lot of stress on me and my wife.
meanwhile the wife is like no
like oh hell no yeah that part
so it's like do they choose
do they choose peace and just give them the thousand dollars
or is it principal
and they got to go to court with it because it is
that right Angie it's like the principal yeah
they're going to be looking at you like
car de mensa the whole time but they're also
going to be mad strangers in the wind they're going to
yes but it's going to be in your head the whole time
and it's just every time you see that little house in the back
you're going to remember that and you're going to get so mad
oh my god you know what he's
You know when they say like pick your battles?
Maybe this one is like, ah, you got to, and, and Martha's like, we think they're just dumb little college girls.
We don't know what they're calling the bluff.
But they've also pulled, these dumb little college girls have gotten away with a lot, doing a late rent with you, staying a month longer, all of that.
These college girls have used chat GPT to learn about tenant rules.
Probably.
That's what I would do.
All right.
Chat GPT.
Before we go to calls because we do have a lot of them, you know, these.
tenant landlord relationships are crazy on both ends.
You know, tenants can definitely have their say on what landlords have done.
But we have Nancy Martha's wife.
Who called separately.
Calls it a different line.
I need to talk to you.
Nancy.
I'm going to the other room.
Nancy.
Nancy, does your wife know you're calling us?
Hi.
Hi.
Good morning, Brownback.
Good morning.
Yeah, so she honestly has a big heart.
She's very kind.
And I think these two girls,
honestly took her kindness for weakness.
And honestly, that gets me really pissed off.
That, yeah, I cannot.
Every time they will be late, I would sell her, charge them to late seat.
And she'd be like, no, babe, they're in college, you know.
Oh, my God.
She fell for it.
What do you mean they're in college?
Yeah, she has empathy.
You know, they're going through a lot, babe.
And you're like, I'm going through a lot.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I mean, buying a house, it's a big step.
It takes a lot on us, you know, first-time owners.
It's a lot.
And I told her, babe, this is a business.
It's not, we're not friends.
We're not here to make friends, you know.
And, but she has a big heart.
She tries to help out.
She's, and that's what gets me mad.
Once people start taking advantage of her kindness, yeah, I'm like, no, that's not cool.
You know, she gave you so much.
She let it go.
And then now you, just because we gave you.
So they were supposed to be out on the 31st of March.
And then on April 1st was supposed to be the walkthrough at 7 a.m.
And like Martha said, they didn't get out until 5 p.m.
So that to me is already one day that you stayed.
We had to cancel contractors and cleaning lady, you know.
All of that we had to cancel.
And that's already a cancellation fee.
Right.
And, you know, so it is hard in things that they don't see.
And because they're young, they're going to.
have to learn the hard way just like everybody else does, you know, moving into a new apartment by
yourself the first time or with your, you know, family, the first time renting out, you learn,
you know, everywhere you go, they're not going to be like, oh, it's okay. Oh, you just crashed your car,
or don't worry, it's okay, you can pay me later. They're not going to be like that.
Right. Anyway, everybody wants their rent, late fees and damages paid. Nancy, tell me about these
girls. Do you hate them? Are you just like, good? Would you call them stupid?
Yeah, do you think they're just like, oh, why?
I'm annoying.
Look, I honestly, I did not want them there at the beginning.
I wanted to come in to my own house.
That's why you guys gave them like seven six months, huh?
I wanted to come in fresh start.
The mold was fixed by the previous owner.
And every time we would try to go in there, we would tell them ahead of time, hey, can we go in and fix this?
And they will always be like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm not home.
Oh, I'm sorry, not right now.
it's not like we didn't try and then about the gas line we knew about the gas line the thing is that
I couldn't take out a service that was already there for them since the very beginning since they
slatched on like yeah yeah leave them with anything you know nothing so yeah so I couldn't take away a service
that you know and now that to throw it in our face like that it's like a slap you know and that's what
gets me pissed off. And I have proof of every little thing, text messages. I have cameras all over.
I took, I have videos. Nancy, you're saying, you're saying that you're down to go to court.
Like, if it's up to you versus giving them another like 200-something dollars and that full thousand,
or like going to court, you're choosing court. Yep. I am definitely choosing court because I know I have
the proof. I have, we did everything the right way.
And we were, Martha was just way too nice.
And I don't think that's okay.
No one's going to let go of, you know, late rent or not paying or, you know.
So I feel like maybe the judge would side with us just because we do have all the proof.
Right.
And they want to, just because we took away $200 something, we gave them back $709.
Yeah.
And, you know, we took away literally just what the clean fee is.
You could have done more.
Yeah.
It seems, yeah, yeah.
But what if the judge is like, oh, but look to these nice little college girl.
They're going through a lot right now.
Yeah, you see, the judge is not going to look at that.
What if the judge does, though?
Are they, like, hot or something?
She can sue this judge.
Were they kind of hot?
Are they hot?
Of course, that's the question from the guys.
Of course.
No, there's, no.
This has nothing to do with it.
No, I'm just saying, because the judge might be on the side of them.
The only thing I...
If they were guy tenants, would you ask if they were hot?
Why would I ask that?
Exactly.
And why are you asking right now?
It doesn't matter.
They're just tend to matter?
The only thing I worry about this is like going to court is that what if they're fake brokies?
Because there's a lot of college kids who like go to different states.
Like right now you're thinking you can pay for the court's fees.
But what if they actually do have bread but they were like a rich parents or something where they're just waiting?
You know, like that's the part where they get.
extend this and make it a bigger headache.
Okay. Do you think that they're fake being broke
to you guys, Nancy?
If they're what? I'm sorry.
Do you think they are broke or they're faking it?
No, I think they're faking it.
Why?
When they were moving out, the mom clearly stated,
oh, yeah, they're moving into a new apartment.
They had a yard sale and the mom was there.
And she let us know, oh, we finally found an apartment.
And we said, oh, great, that's good for you.
And the mom's like, in the yard cell, they were selling everything.
And the mom was like, oh, yeah, now that she has a lot of money, she wants to buy everything new.
So we were like, oh, okay, so she does have money.
Like, they work and they go to college, both of them.
So they have, you know, and they recently won, they had a car crash,
and they recently won that lawsuit.
Oh, right.
They might have the lawyers.
Hold on, wait.
They might have them on speed that.
Yeah.
Yeah, hold on.
Sounds like a case for sweet jeans.
All right.
True.
Bro, so they got settlement money.
Yeah, they're good right now.
They're like on a win right now.
Yeah, they're not like, hey, you want to, I'm going to sue you.
Yeah.
Get more settlement money.
We just won in the corporate and won't defeat it.
Yeah.
That's why they feel.
What a no.
It's probably like, yeah, we'll take you.
Wow.
All right.
Let's go to, uh, let's go to Jessica and Ben Nice.
What's up, Jessica?
Good morning.
Jessica.
Jessica.
Jessica.
Good morning, Brown, Brown.
Hi, Jessica.
Good morning.
All right, Jessica, did this trigger something that happened in your life?
Yes.
Talk to us.
Honestly, my opinion is for them to try to keep it out of the court.
Just because once you go to the court, like you said earlier, it could take a year.
Also, all the fines, all the fees that can accrue with that.
Actually going through, well, not me personally, but somewhat me personally, my grandfather is going to do something like that with his lease.
Your Tia or?
No, no, no.
So my grandfather's, my grandfather's niece, his brother's daughter is a living.
But not related to you?
That's your cousin, no?
Her aunt.
No, that's my mom's cousin.
Got it.
But she still doesn't her ad.
But she just owned her already.
Yeah, all right.
Talk to us.
Why are we not owning her in the family?
Tell us what she's doing.
My brain hurts.
Okay.
So initially she came in because my.
My grandfather's brother, he was elderly.
He needed somebody to take care of him.
My mom took care of him for like a couple of years,
but he was just en-corrhizu and like she just couldn't no more.
Okay.
So then they kind of put like a little barn.
You know like those little sheds at Home Depot?
They bought one of those and they put it next to the guest house,
which is where he was staying at, and she stayed there.
The terms were that she was going to stay there to take care of him.
What?
However, a few months ago, he passed away.
So my grandfather was like, okay, you need to get out already.
The only sole purpose was for her to take care of him.
So now that he's no longer here, they've been trying to get her out for like over almost a year already.
And they've gone to a couple lawyers trying to get her out.
There's the whole process.
I guess if you're in the state of course,
California, if you're there more than two years, the landlord has to pay the tenant of, like a...
To move out.
Like, where the relocation, yeah.
What?
Yeah.
It's not their fault that they're leaving.
Like, they're getting kind of...
Yeah, the owners take telling them to leave.
So they're going to give them.
Yeah.
So it's a $10,000 relocation fee, which my grandfather is not working.
you know, he's older already.
He doesn't have 10 grand to just, you know,
here throw and give it to a lady that he really does not like.
A lady?
Her family member?
She's not blessed to her.
What does her parent?
Her parent was the sibling of the grandfather.
What does her parent say?
Or are they passed away to?
One of them, well, he's no longer here.
And then the mother is like somewhere in Mexico where she's just like a really bad
Senora.
They're just, they're witches.
That's why she wouldn't admit to them being relatives.
They're witches.
They're the brucas of the family.
Shequita.
Okay, Jessica.
So one, not only do you guys have to like try to get through the legal process,
but you also have to like get through the curses too.
Her mom's just in Mexico being a witch.
When I say this lady is like the devil she is.
Which one?
The mom or the niece?
Yeah. No, my mom, my grandfather's niece.
Okay.
Her cousin.
No relation.
No, she's not related to that way.
My grandfather's niece.
Uh-huh.
What makes you feel like she is a brouha?
What makes you feel like she's a brouha?
Just her aura.
Like, everything that he is, there's, there's talks from, like, my grandmother that she
knows, like, people in her rancho and stuff that say that their family does all.
That.
All right, you know, leave them there.
Yeah, you don't want anything bad.
Just move your grandpa.
Stay away.
Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Her grandpa's passed away.
Isn't your grandpa passed away?
No.
My grandpa's brother.
Your uncle.
She's like, I don't want a relationship with that.
My brother's a sister.
She wouldn't be like that.
So what your advice is try to settle it out of court because it's just going to get messy.
They're going to have to deal with these girls too long.
And it could have, it's an easy cut.
they're out of your life now.
You know, like with you, that lady's still in the house.
Like, at least here, they're out of the crib, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
So my grandpa even went through the measures.
I mean, he's not really supposed to do this.
Reportedly.
But he turned off, but he unplugged, I guess, like the power back there.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
You didn't do that.
And we're not going to reportedly allegedly incriminate him.
Hey, but all of our love and protection and good juju to your grandpa, man.
Yeah.
Shout-a-a-grandpa.
Tell your grandpa and send a homie help line.
You don't have no Cholo cousins?
I do.
My man.
My cousin.
My man.
Easy picture.
Hey,
I don't know.
Cholos versus Brujas is a crazy.
That sounds like a graphic novel.
I don't know.
I want to see that movie.
I want to see it.
Yeah.
Forget Freddy versus Jason.
Yeah.
It'll be like a Mexican twilight.
Yeah.
We send you our love baby girl.
I appreciate you.
Yeah.
Get a lot of holy water.
Yeah.
Oh, baby girl.
Jessica.
That's wild.
That's hilarious.
That's scary.
I know.
I'd be like, okay, just do what you want.
Chola versus Bruchas.
Martha, we got another Martha in Riverside.
What's up, Martha?
Martha.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
I'm Martha.
Martha talked to us.
What would you say to other Martha and her wife, Nancy, who are like just
fed up with these tenants that they had, they stayed.
their welcome, they overstayed their welcome at their crib, would always pay late. They
finally got them to move out. But when it was time to give them the deposit back, they kind
of took some from it for one, them staying over the day that they were supposed to leave.
And for just different things they had broken in their spot. So they were about to give them
$700. Now, these two college girls that were living in that house were like, hey, we're
going to take you to court because there was mold, there's an illegal gas leak, all of this,
that, and the third. So now they're wondering, should we just be just,
pay them the $1,000, the full deposit, or should we take them to court and, like, fight it out that way?
What would you say?
So my parents kind of went through a same little situation.
They used to rent the backhouse.
And at the end of the whole thing, same thing, the tenant would always pay rent late.
They needed some stuff to be fixed.
They would tell my parents, but they would never be home.
home as well, you know, for the mistakes, the stuff. When they left, the house was trashed out.
Windows were broken, things were broken. So at the very end, my mom, since my mom already had,
I guess, experience with management, she used to be a manager at some apartment complex for
like 15 years. So she was really good about keeping track of like, you know, rent was paid,
money order or check.
So then of course that would have the date on it.
So she showed proof of like, okay, rent was due from the first to the third,
they would pay till the 10th.
So all of those late fees for rent.
Yes, she added all of that, all of the damages.
So I think rent was like $1,300, deposit was $1,300 when they moved in.
So my parents ended up taking.
them to court.
The judge actually side with my parents, and the tenant actually ended up owing my parents' money.
How long was this process?
I'm sorry?
How long was the process?
It took maybe about six months or so.
It's not bad.
But, I mean, I guess it was worth it because my parents ended up getting more than what they expected.
Martha's wife, Nancy, is like, yes, we're going to go to court.
I hope they have a question.
I have a question.
Other Martha,
other Martha,
they were ordered to pay.
Did they pay?
Because there's oftentimes
where judges make an order,
but they don't do it.
Tell me about it.
What?
Wait, what?
Well,
is the judge,
or I mean,
my parents got their money.
Okay, good.
Okay.
Good, good.
The judge ordered it.
So, I mean, I don't know.
I wouldn't know if the tenants didn't,
you know,
paid after the order.
I don't know what happens then.
Yeah.
But I say if she has all the proofs and I don't know how they were paying rent,
but if she can prove that they were laid on that, add that on there too.
Yeah.
Just stack it up.
Like, make them eat their words.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
As long as they're not bruchas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's once they say that they're witches and like I'm out.
Leave them.
Leave them.
Throw holy water at them.
Renick, you think the same thing.
You think take him to court because the judge will favor you?
I was just going to say the same thing
Yeah
I was Connor Sue
And pick them a court
Because they already have proof
Video evidence
Receipts
So I'm pretty sure the judge
Is gonna go on their side
And then they're gonna have to end up paying
Martha and Nancy
The late
I love that
I'm such like
I don't want to make Nancy very happy though
Six months
No
Kelly
No Cali
Come liquid
You were like
Maximil when you're like
Bro, just touch it to the game.
Yeah.
Man, there's so much stuff right here and it's just crazy.
So first of all, it sounds like they had this lease agreement with the former owners.
So that deposit isn't even with these people, it sounds like.
So there might be a loophole right there.
I'm wondering, yeah.
Secondly, because the thing is, I've been through that.
Like, the apartment that I was in as a kid got sold three different times when it came back to get an auto.
There was no deposit.
You know what I'm saying?
So that might be this situation, too.
And then secondly, I would just, it takes money to sue.
Like, they have to take, this is a small claims court type of thing.
So there's a cap to how much money that's going to be paid out anyway.
I believe they want to really come get some money, sue me.
It takes money to sue, and you can't even sue for a lot.
And then if they want to do that, that's when you add the counter suits.
So you probably have some people that can,
do the gas and stuff like that.
So if you actually scheduled them to come out,
you probably paid a deposit that you didn't get back either.
So you can go ahead and add all of these things up in your countersuit,
and these little girls might end up owning you.
And then you can put it all on social media these days.
And you know how social media is.
Yeah, TikTok, yeah.
Put their faces on there.
Oh, no.
Yes.
They need to learn.
No, because then you can be sued for that.
You're going to lose if you post it.
Blur their face.
Then how are you going to post it and blur it at the same time?
Take their eyes.
That's a guaranteed loss.
Yeah, that's a loss too.
Defamation.
Just show them.
How do you show them?
No, just you're going to show them by like, you're going to show the girls.
Like, what I can do.
That's extra.
That's extra, but you're just being petty at that time.
Yeah.
And then you're going to cause someone to sue you.
Yeah.
Defamation.
Like, what is it?
What's the thing?
Deformation of character?
No, no.
No, when you're like, uh, distress.
emotional distress
all of that
because imagine
it's someone posted
your face
with your stuff
blurred out
you'd be like bro
this is a violation
like you're violating
yeah
just because it's a blur
they're still gonna find out
who is trying to win
everything
yeah
he's trying to win the money
and
socials
Martha
Martha
everyone's telling you to sue them
how do you feel
you're still not going to
huh
I don't want to
I don't want to
oh my gosh
think about how
how happy
it'll make nasty
your wife
literally wants you to sue
and everyone that called
is like
hey
So happy.
And I guess.
I told myself back in 2009, I'm not doing no more court, man.
I'm done.
Martha, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I get you, Martha.
But maybe it's just, it's not a you guys thing because if you guys are going to go to court,
it's because they went first.
So if they're threatening you and you guys are going to go to court, like everyone said,
countersoo.
Don't just go to court just to show up and be like, I didn't do it.
Go and be like, all right, we're countersuing these ladies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, now you still
is so sad.
But Gilles, like, why do you have so much empathy towards them?
What are they even majoring in?
One of them is starting to be a dermatologist doctor,
and then the other one is trying to be some type of engineer.
Oh, they're going to make money.
Just wait until they get, like, actual money and then to them.
They got money.
They got money.
They won the other settlement.
Wait till the first day of their jobs and then.
What was that?
Or just.
I don't know, Martha, but Nancy and all of Los Angeles want you to sue these girls.
Not me.
Yeah.
And you're still like, oh.
My father's a lawyer.
I put my big panties on and do what the wife says.
Oh, they're not.
Imagine if she didn't after everyone said to do it.
That'd be a fight at home.
The only thing is like if they sue and then the judge favors the tenants, that's on everybody.
That's on you, Maximil.
I'm saying no.
That's on you, Vic.
That's on you, Angie.
That's on you.
Nancy.
That's on you.
You cannot lose.
This is a foolproof case right here.
Yeah.
Martha, just one last question.
Who's going to going to court and doing the paperwork and all that stuff?
All of them.
They all have to.
What do you mean?
What they were to us?
No, I know.
But like, okay, so you have like a court to response.
Yeah.
Who's going?
Who's going?
Nancy.
Listen, I get it.
Because Martha was the one dealing with part of the paperwork.
Martha, you're the one that let them off with no late fees.
How are you going to make Nancy go?
Let me tell you why, no, because I'm the breadwinner here.
I'm the one that works my ass off all day.
And I'm home.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Nancy's not going to play.
Nancy's not on that part right there.
No, it doesn't matter if you're the bread.
Like, that you should, then you shouldn't care more.
Nancy is going to look at her like right now.
That someone besides your family is taking your money.
Because poveracito to your seven million kids that you guys have at that house.
Pobrecito deem.
I know.
I know.
Yeah.
That $50.
dollar late fee they could have used on
I don't know
coffee yeah
yeah that's almost like
nine months of late
late
don't start to fight with Nancy
okay
all right all right
say something nice about her
say he says like she's the
I don't know she's the light of your eyes
I'll go
she's a best man
she's a best she knows it
okay
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Easter.
Ester is on Sunday.
Easter's on Sunday, so we wanted to do a challenge,
and we have peeps right in front of us.
We're going to do our chubby bunny challenge
where we're going to put as many peeps in our mouths as possible.
Whoever puts the most peeps in their mouth
while saying chubby bunny wins.
Because I'm white purple.
She matches.
Castile.
You got the yellow ones.
It doesn't matter what color they are, bro.
They're still going to taste the same.
They look like pee.
Like pee?
I point out that I have 10 chicks, the 20 chicks here in front of me.
I'm telling.
And Maximo has bunnies.
Yeah.
So there's smaller.
Bunnies are smaller.
I don't know.
It just seems, I just want to point that out before.
Oh, gosh.
In case you guys, point that out.
Because it's not about how many you have right now is how many you can put in your mouth, brother.
And also, how many chicks can you put in your mouth?
All right.
All right.
So, we need more cases?
No, you can only put one in your mouth.
Yeah.
Her name is Jordan.
See, she's my gusta much.
All right.
So Emily and Irvine is going for Maximo.
Maximo say, we're going to win this.
Veronica in Norwalk is going for Victor.
Let's go, five, six, two.
Hilda.
That's one of my favorite name in Wilmington.
Hilda.
I'm going, you're going for me, baby girl.
She knows what that mouth do.
All right.
Miriam in Norwalk is going for Angie.
Woo, we got this, man.
And then unfortunately, Leslie and Chino has to get Greg.
Greg.
Thanks for choosing
Greg the gaggers.
If you did choose
Yes or no.
Yes, very true.
He's like, I already want a gag
looking at this.
It's disgusting.
The thought of it is gross.
And then Vic said,
I love watching Greg do this.
Yeah.
He did.
All right.
Jose, so Jose had a suggestion.
Please share that with all of Los Angeles.
I said we bring Jesus back into this holiday
and you say,
Jesus Christ.
Instead of chubby funny.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I would like to bring Jesus into any room that I made.
I love you, God.
So, I love you, God.
He's always with us.
Kids, remember that Easter is more than eggs.
It's about Jesus Christ.
That's why I'm wearing my Christ like hats.
And that's why I always wear across everything.
Don't ask.
Let their parents explain that part.
All right, so we have a bunch of peeps in our mouths,
and we're going to go in at the same time, all right?
What?
How are we going to make sure that no one's cheating?
Yeah.
Okay, this guy.
Whoever gets the most.
All right.
One in your mouth.
One.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
All right, two.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Three.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, that was the best one, no.
Four.
Jesus Christ.
Yes, Jesus.
What?
Mm-hmm.
You're close.
I get it.
You can.
I bet.
I bit one, man.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
I know. I don't know. I did five. Jesus Christ. Six?
You guys are so confident. Just keep saying Jesus Christ.
Vic is still in. Maximo's out. Angie.
Vic wigs.
Congratulations, Vic.
That mouth. Big old mouth.
Throw up the chicks. Let me see how many you had.
All right. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Hurry up. We have this Sean Redo coming up.
I have eight.
Apudite.
One.
That is the tough.
Keep doing it.
Oh.
That is so gross.
Three.
How are you looking at that?
That's.
Vic, you only had three chicks in your mouth.
That's just.
That's just, this.
That's this.
Oh, gross.
That's this.
Veronica, congratulations.
Veronica, you're going to go see Chris Brown.
Emily.
Never allowed.
You're welcome.
But don't forget who it's really about.
Jesus Christ.
I hate these, actually.
There we go.
There we go.
Let's go, Jesus Christ.
I did that for him.
All right.
Connected like I'm rosecrans.
Rosecrans.
Rooscrans.
The word on roast crans.
The word is,
Lil Wayne did an interview where he spoke on the Super Bowl,
Kendrick, and the Carter 6.
Huh.
All right?
So Little Wayne just did an interview with Rolling Stone
where he spoke about the things we've been waiting for him to speak about.
All right.
So about Kendrick and the Super Bowl.
Wayne said that he called Lamar ahead of the Super Bowl to clear the air and encourage him.
But when the big day came around, Wayne said he didn't watch the halftime show.
Instead, he played pool with friend and fellow rapper, Little Twist.
Nice.
Okay.
All right.
His quote is, Wayne's quote is, every time I looked, Wayne said of Lamar's performance,
it was nothing that made me want to go inside and see what was going on.
Okay, so then there's still bad blood between them.
Well, he said, even though he's saying like, no, I called him and I wished him.
No, full.
Yeah.
That boy, a liar.
It's a little odd, right?
He also, he also said that he sang along to not like us, not knowing the context.
When he was caught doing it.
At the club?
Yeah.
It happens with Wayne.
Yeah.
Wayne also didn't remember that Jay Z and Kanye had an album together.
They did that same interview.
Exactly.
Oh, really?
He said that?
And he actually, he actually responded to a line, like back in 2011, he actually responded to a line that was in H-A-M.
Ham with like a bitch.
Yeah, from Watch the Throne.
So, like, he responded to a song that was on the album.
He reacted to that actual album, but right now was saying, I don't remember that.
I don't remember that they did an album together.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Is he given that same?
It's a little way.
He's just the same way, too.
Yes.
Yeah.
They're gas like the world.
Yeah.
Like I didn't even know there was a beef.
I didn't know like that.
And if he's dissing anyone, shouldn't I be mad?
Because I'm number big three.
And yeah, it's just their way to just pshu around it.
And come on.
Like, I mean, I understand Lil Wayne having, you know, a close relationship with Little Twist.
But he has to be the only person in the world that would rather play pool with
little Twist than watch Kendrick Lamar perform.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, come on.
He watched it.
It's his way to get around things, you know.
This is also one of the guys with the funniest depositions in history.
That's where they get you in and talk to you in court.
And he didn't know, like, he knows how to, I guess, go around the question.
They're like, do you remember the night?
He's like, I don't remember that.
But I do remember this fine girl that had a big old bud.
He knows to like how to deflect.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
But he also did speak on the Carter Six.
And he revealed the features.
So he said that the features are Billy Eilish,
Nice.
White Clef John.
Andrea Bocelli.
What?
Elephant Man.
Machine Gun Kelly.
Bono.
Weezy, the producer, possibly Kanye West and his son Cameron Carter.
This is awesome.
Shout out Cam.
I love the lineup.
It's a range.
It's very ranging.
It's him and Lauren Lendon's baby.
Oh.
Yeah.
I know that.
That's going to be amazing.
Yeah.
So I mean, Carter sticks.
It sounds dope.
It sounds like it's very.
No.
All those features doesn't make me feel like it's
Sounds dope.
It sounds like I need to hear Little Wayne.
Lil Wayne of Billy Elish.
I'll hear anything else.
That could be dope.
But I need to hear, I just need to hear wheezy.
Like as a Little Wayne fan, like some of your favorite wheezy records are no feature.
It's just game-boy crazy.
A millet.
A million.
Canon.
I'm intrigued by the elephant man thing stuff.
Why?
What intrigues you about him?
No, I'm just like.
The trunk part?
No.
No, like what that would sound like?
It'll probably be like a fun song.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
and has great music.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, he does.
All right.
So, you guys,
have you ever wondered
why Kendrick did the whole
Black Panther album?
Because he's amazing.
He totally makes him.
He knows he is the Black Panther.
He makes great music.
Okay, well, he actually wasn't.
Boom, we answered that.
Bam, in your face, big.
He actually wasn't asked to do it at all.
Oh.
Kendrick was asked to do one song
for Black Panther and ended up doing
an entire album, okay?
There's always that one student
that does extra credit.
Yeah.
Literally.
Or turns in a project.
Like two weeks early?
Yeah.
Br.
He's a scholar.
I'm out of him.
Yeah.
So, director Ryan Coogler was sitting down with LeBron James for an interview with
interview magazine where they interviewed each other.
Yeah.
Okay.
So when famous people interview each other so that us poeotasitos that are in journalism don't.
Yeah.
We can just make it more famous.
Yeah.
No, take our jobs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So apparently, so he said Kendrick was supposed to do a song.
He and Dave Freak came by and they watched a bit of footage of the movie.
And then they left.
And then a few weeks.
later, he hit Ryan back and said, hey man, come listen to the music.
And they had an entire album.
I love it.
Yeah, I love it.
And maybe even on the music.
That just shows how, yes.
And all the features they got together and all of that.
He matched them all together.
I'm like, when I first heard it, I'm like, oh, my God, I never want like a soundtrack
to go on tour, but please go on tour with this.
It was a great, great album, paramedics.
I'm wondering how true that is because Dot only has like, what, one or two songs
of him?
Actually.
Yeah.
But the other ones are like with other people.
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
But it's like if he said, hey, make me a song.
And then it's like, hey, I made you two songs and like seven songs other people.
Right.
Or he made like.
Like how do you have other people songs?
No, he made his own album.
He curated like the project that I'm assuming.
And they only use two out of those.
I'm just wondering.
Oh, is that?
Yeah, how maybe.
I don't know.
Like the process of it.
Right.
Yeah.
And then.
And then.
And then maybe.
I would love that.
I literally dreamt of Kendrick last night.
Really?
That's kind of weird.
Sorry, Jorge.
Not like that.
But I dreamt of him.
Clear the ear.
Yeah.
I dreamt of,
oh yeah,
not those dreams.
That's what's weird.
All you fools are you like,
I dream about you last night,
it's a weird dream.
No.
Most of the time, yeah.
Pau, pout.
Ew.
No.
I dream that we were interviewing.
Wow.
That I had him up in here.
Yeah, yeah.
All it's going to happen.
And it's cool because we had the homie drummer boy that popped in and he were going to run his interview tomorrow.
But,
drummer boy did a video like a,
like a vlog style video of him here.
So that was how I saw a Kendrick in my dream.
Of Kendrick Watson.
And I was like, oh, okay, let's tie it.
It's coming.
Just know that I manifested.
Hey.
He's coming too.
Come on, come on that.
We need to know the answers about this album.
Maybe if we ask him to do an interview, he'll do a whole week.
If he's an overachiever.
I love it.
True.
He's a whole guest.
Forget concrete.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Let's go.
Said, do you want me for one interview?
Nah, hell not.
Two weeks every day.
Also, I'm just being hesitant about Ryan Cougar again because of what he did the Jay Coole.
So I'm like, I don't know how true this is.
Let me talk to camera.
No, if anything, he tells too much truth.
Ryan Cougar ride it out J. Cole when J. Cole didn't want anyone know that he was married.
I don't know why.
He's just very private.
And then Ryan Couglar interviewed him for like a video.
I think it was live stream.
So he couldn't even take it back.
It was live stream.
At a college or something.
And he's like, yeah, you know why being a husband?
How's that like?
And then he kept, like, wait, what?
Get away from me.
Wow.
What if Kendrick didn't even want everybody to know that he did the whole album?
That part.
And now we know.
And now we know.
You know who wouldn't tell, Kendrick?
Us, right here.
You would tell you.
No, we wouldn't.
Do you know how many secrets I know?
How many?
A lot.
A lot.
He tells me.
I know.
I keep them.
I keep them in the tuck.
She'll release it.
No.
I know a lot of stuff.
A lot of stuff.
I know where bodies are buried.
Don't say that on air.
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Bobby Brown is actually mad at Britney Spears for butchering one of his songs.
I don't know. I don't say Millie.
Millie Bobby Brown. I hate that that's happened.
Yeah.
This is only one Bobby Brown.
We just talk about Millie Bobby Brown somewhere.
Oh. Yeah. No, no.
You know her real name's not really Millie Bobby Brown?
It's like Millie.
something else brown she knew oh she just added to it her name is something else yeah but it's like
bobby brown is bobby brown yeah this is me bobby brown maley bonnie brown it's bonny brown yeah
why does she make it because of us and how we're yeah in our brains i mean i guess that's her
prerogative but like i don't it's funny that you're talking about that song because this is what
he's talking about so bobby brown was out like uh talking to uh shannon sharp said it right yeah
He was on.
Hey, hold on.
He was on Club Shea She.
And so he was saying, you know what?
Like, I'm mad at Brittany because she butchered my song.
Like, I cannot stand it.
In fact, like, no one that's ever covered this song.
Whoa.
He's like, this song.
Why, it sounds crazy to me.
So, wow.
Really?
Can you play one more time?
Lowered on your laptop.
It's a wire.
I don't know.
And you need a new laptop, but maybe.
Because it's always you.
It's just me.
It sounds like a live performance.
Yeah.
Greg uses that same.
Same one.
Yeah.
Okay, well, this is what he was saying about.
Like Nintendo?
What he was saying about the song, listen.
I don't think they really did justice to any of the samples that they have done to my songs.
Like Britney Spears butchered.
She butchered prerogatives.
Teddy Riley produced it, but that was a butchering that, you know, I couldn't take it.
I cleared it only because it was Britney Spears.
and I was thinking
she's going to do it right
he's going to do it good
yeah yeah nice
but I felt it was a butchering
bro he's like I can't stand it
what's how he's talking about
so this is the Britney Spears that he's talking about
her version
everybody's talking
all this stuff about me
why don't they just let me live
let me permission
made my own decisions
that's my prerogity
it's my
I got a lot
I never heard that song
it's the same
Same title.
I thought it was a decent song.
That's cool.
It's a Disney, excuse me, a Britney song.
Yeah, she made it her own.
No, it's just like, I guess the thing about you Brown and what he comes from,
and it's like that soul and that R&B, but it's also fun and poppy.
Like, what they're able to do that.
Yeah.
And maybe he was just expecting it to sound similar to his or maybe similar to his genres.
It's a pop record.
It's going to be pop.
It's going to be pop and a little bit of like rock twang versus more soul.
or whatever.
Yeah, not exactly like how he did it.
And the thing is that he can do everything.
Like Bobby Brown can flip it in whatever genre.
You know, they can mix it up.
But I think maybe you just never like how anyone does your stuff.
That's all about say.
It's my stuff.
It's his stuff.
He would have isn't mad when he got the check for it, though.
I was about to say, I think he's capping because the way it works is you don't,
you don't clear the sample before the song.
Before you hear the song.
You hear the song first.
I think he just would have cleared because he trusted Teddy.
And Teddy Riley is legend.
Yeah, that's what he was saying.
And also at the end of the day, like, regardless of what you think of the record as a business person,
and you know, Brittany, you're like, clear it.
My thing he said he's never liked anyone that sampled him.
So that just shows me like, it's like I did it, no one can redo my stuff, you know?
And people have that ownership over the thing that's theirs.
And it's like, oh, they did it, but they couldn't do it like me, you know.
But then why give it up?
I know.
So actually, Biddy Man actually did, sampled it, and it's called Bad Mind.
It's Active.
Listen.
And then I'm all this stuff about me.
Why they just don't let me me.
Tell me why.
These are girls and sugar.
It is my decision and that's my prerogative.
Okay.
And then actually corrupt, actually sampled it too.
Listen.
Crazy.
I really don't care.
Against the prerogative.
Some say I'm going to me.
But I don't get a damn
I can just how I live
I'll start a seat walking
I'm quick
I don't think they did bad
I feel like that song in particular
was like he probably really loves
Bobby Brown version
And he's like I want to do it
Like to pay homage in a way
Yeah
But also I think this song is probably in particular
Bobby Brown's baby
Yeah I think so
This one in particular
Like this is my song of all time
Like this is not a, you know, a record with the group or anything like that.
You know, this is his song, his kind of song that you associate with him right away.
Yeah.
So he's probably never going to.
Yeah.
He's probably never going to like what anybody does to it.
Yeah, because I'm listening to these like three samples.
And I'm like, I think they did really good justice to it.
I think it's just because Britney Spears is more pop styles with it.
Like you were saying let thee.
Like it's more of like just.
It's not.
Yeah, I wanted it to go down.
If corrupt were to sample, it's like, oh, that's badass.
That's classic hip-hop.
Yeah.
You know what might have happened too that somebody was like,
didn't know that Brittany song came from his
if they were like a generation after
Oh they didn't know
They probably saw him performing like
Why you performing Britney song?
Yeah
And that happens
That happens and you don't even know
Like they sampled something
And it's like, well
It happens a lot now
It does
Yeah a lot of songs
To me in Spanish
Who would do in Spanish
My pero
I feel like that's already
I don't got a theme
Yeah
That's my gusto
Yeah
My gusto
Yeah
Oh yeah
Me goose, boy.
Jenny Rivera's brother, Lupe.
Lupio.
He would do it.
True.
Flip my pregnant, brother.
He would.
Maybe he'll do it like in Spanglish.
Oh, no, dude.
Just in Spanish.
Just Spanish.
Maybe.
I was just thinking.
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