Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 445 Who Cracked YOUR Egg??? | Brown Bag Mornings (04/21/25)

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. Happy day after Easter. Happy day after Easter. If you had a great one, God bless you. If you had a bad one, God bless you.
Starting point is 00:00:15 We're going to be talking about who cracked our eggs. We're going to have an 8.30th morning. But right now, I would like to open the floor. This is open mic to the sweet sounds of Jose's poetry. Jose. Jose. Would you like to please get on the mic? I just put your poem in the chat,
Starting point is 00:00:35 but you probably already have it. So over the weekend, it's in the chat, you can look up. Came in the heart. So over the weekend, actually yesterday, a post went up and I was like, who the heck is this? A post went up on Brownback Mornings. I'm going to tell you right now,
Starting point is 00:00:49 we'll never sound like this in our life on social media. And it's big on social media to kind of sound like the show, you know what I'm like, who the heck wrote this? Did chat GPT write it? It felt like that. Right? Yeah. And then I see a little.
Starting point is 00:01:00 message from Jose, hey, I thought it would be cool to do a poem. I'm embarrassed. And I was like, yeah, your poem's trash, bro. But you did say that. But respectfully, don't respect. But Jose, you tell me through your thinking process of yesterday's post, please tell me. So I thought it'd be funny if it was like a Hallmark style, like anti-comedy. Oh, anti-comedy. You were going for not funny. I was going for myronic. Like, oh, wouldn't it be funny if it was corny? Yeah. Okay. It was like meta. It was like meta.
Starting point is 00:01:34 It's Easter. I like super Christian, but it's like stonery. Because it's 420. I get the vision. Yeah. Oh, my God. So we took this poem down and now it's inserted with something else. And I put, Jose, put your name on it so that people know how much you like poetry.
Starting point is 00:01:50 But I would like you to read your original poem to the world for Easter. This is Jose's Easter. Come on, Jose. You got it. You got it. You got it. A couple drafts. That wasn't.
Starting point is 00:02:03 That wasn't off the path, though. That was worked on. He really tried. Go, go, go. Go. He has risen, and so have I. The tomb is empty. The bowl is full. A day of light, a little haze.
Starting point is 00:02:20 The lilies bloom. I spark and zoom. Holy vibes. And smoky praise. Read your hashtags, brother. Read your hashtags. Read your hashtags. These were great.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Easter 420 High and risen Bluntly blessed. There you go. Oh, wait, snap, snap, snap. Oh, yeah. That was so big. See, how does that feel?
Starting point is 00:02:44 I hope that 420 and Easter never aligned ever again. I don't know. We're blessed. Honestly, I was surprised I didn't like a all salute to the most high like reference.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I thought that was like, I was like, oh, okay, Mr. Mark on that one. Yeah, yeah, no. Jesus is the ultimate wake and bake, though. You guys could have done something there. I don't know. Oh, my gosh. He woke. He risen right before church, you know.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Yeah, yeah. It's okay. Thank you, Jose. Thank you for that. How do you feel about it? Is it more embarrassing? Now that you had to read it out loud. Good.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Let me get that again. I don't want Cinco de Mayo. One, two, three, four, five. Cinco. No myos. Get your drinko. I'm single in myo. Mayo like mayonnaise.
Starting point is 00:03:35 All right. Oh, man. That's what he's doing. Yo, honestly, this post stirred a lot of like, I feel like people, I don't know, my mom texted me about it. Who wrote that poem? That's disrespectful to Jesus Christ. I swear.
Starting point is 00:03:49 This is a thing. I agree. I agree. When I read it, I was, I had just woken up and I saw the post. And I was like, I don't think that this is the moment. Like, to read the room, bro. Yeah. Read the room.
Starting point is 00:04:00 My mom was really upset. She never text me about anything white or brown bag pose. And she's like, that's so disrespectful to Jesus on his day and all this stuff. And like, mind you, my mom's not the most religious person in the world. Like she's full, it like stirred her. I was like, mom, I swear it wasn't me. It was always like, she's like, well, fix that is. And like she got on me, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:21 So she got on you and you still didn't fix it. You waited for me to fix it. No, it was already, it was already fixed, but she still saw it on her timeline. Got it. Oh. Yeah. Well, I have a relationship with God so we can joke like that. I get too.
Starting point is 00:04:33 God didn't make your poem. I'll tell you right now. Check your DMs. My mom cursed you out. I'm sorry. In his name. Jose. Jose?
Starting point is 00:04:45 Keep trying, wrong. Don't give up. Pecaste. Don't give up by your dreams, man. I believe. Jose is a peccable. I believe. Hey, bro, give up, dog.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Give up. Jose is a peccador. Lovelly blessed. It's very creative, you know. He didn't say bluntly blessed. Bluntly blessed. The lilies bloom, I spark and I see it. What's the, that one?
Starting point is 00:05:05 What the heck is that one? Where's the last to do Easter? I got the flowers mixed up. I meant tulips. So it was just like. You know what's so funny? When all that was happening, I called Jose and I read his form to him. You did?
Starting point is 00:05:25 And then he's like, you know what? I did it. night and when Vic was saying like oh my god that's funny he's like I really thought like oh they finally get it but he wasn't talking about you yeah no Vic was talking about something else you encouraged him no I was talking about the I think the Kendrick and Sizza thing that I said yeah we're filming at her concert yeah he has risen and so have like cloud emoji rabbit emoji that does not make sense to me no it's a cloud emoji and it's a rabbit emoji you thought it was Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:05:59 That is way too. It was very embarrassing. I tried to change them. The tomb's empty. The bowl's full. A bowl. See, at that point, I don't know. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I know. Yeah. But you don't know yet. What tune? A day of light, a little haze. The lilies bloom. I spark in zoom. I spark in zoom.
Starting point is 00:06:19 He's like, holy vibes and smoky praise. What's even smoky praise? I don't know. Easter 420 high-end Plently blessed. Okay, but you got to read your other options that you had. It's a highly spiritual day.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Oh, do the one you went with? The one you went with? Yeah, let's read the drafts. The drafts. The other one. Let's get in his brain. What did it make the cut? You quit.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Sometimes you just got to stomp on people's dreams, you know? Let them know. Sharpen the tool, bro. Sharpen the tool. I want to know. Not even Dr. Seuss would be proud, okay? Not even in.
Starting point is 00:07:00 All right. You guys ready for? Yeah. What's coming up? What's coming up inside scrolling? High praise, if you're insecure, you might hate this trend. Like, we all hate how insecure you are.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Find out what it is next. I don't know. You said you are really. You are to need to do it. He has a mirror in front of them. All right. All right. Scrolling.
Starting point is 00:07:22 A homie, Gregorio. Hey, Lettie. Hi. There's a new trend taking over social media that might be testing some people's insecurities. Oh. The new trend, it's pretty like intense, but the song is what makes it even funnier. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:34 So, yeah, so something makes it funny, because this is not funny to be talking about your insecurities. I know. It is, but it's not. Because the captions, it's so unfunny that it's like, oh. How do it make you feel about your mustache, Greg? That's not insecurity? No, my chin.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Oh, your chin and your chin. When I shake my chin, I was like, oh, right now. I'm never doing that ever again. But your mustache should be in a cigarette. No, my mustache is pretty good right now. It's pretty good right now. I don't know. I see through it.
Starting point is 00:08:01 That's what I'm just. When you get to start on you? Well, I can grow them. I fix my insecurity. Lucky. I'll grow my quick. You'll grow yours quick? What?
Starting point is 00:08:17 Oh, your hairline, you can't do that. Oh, my hair line. Where's this cold? Where's my head? Hey, do you four. Don't get me started. Do it. I fixed it.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Can't come anymore. I'm just closing my laptop here. All right. What are you talking about? It's not about those insecurities. It's not about those insecurities. Then why do you say that? And honestly, it all started from the tease.
Starting point is 00:08:37 He looked at me when he was like, you're insecure. The payback. If you're going to make me insecure this morning, I'll make you insecure this morning. It's about the single people and people in relationships as well. Okay. So everyone? Kind of, it depends. Play the audio.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Let me get through it. Let me get through it. I'm confused. There's videos that people are posting, like an example, this girl, she's sitting on the passenger side of a Lamborghini, and on the caption, it says, I hate it insecure man. I told you, this is my grandma's Lambo.
Starting point is 00:09:09 But the funniest part is that people are putting this song in the background right here. Which kind of makes it innocent in a way. So the key is to clown sing, like, I don't know. Yeah. So it's like. Clown in a relationship, something that would make you insecure in a relationship.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Like your girlfriend taking a picture in a Lambo. Yes. Another example is. It's like really about gas lighting. It is. 100%. Because it's like, oh, wait,
Starting point is 00:09:44 what do you mean? Like, that's not your grandma's Lambo, obviously. You know, certain things like that. Like, that's not your grandma's private jet.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Right. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Okay, I get it. There's a video of a girl in the DJ booth at Coachella. She says, I hate it insecure man. I told you I'm part of the film crew.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Like context is like A man would be jealous of a girl was Her, his girlfriend was backstage with a So when a girl is like behind the DJ booth Like what like what dangers is she in? BJs Yes the DJ That's why you made that post
Starting point is 00:10:14 Oh I didn't make any post Okay that makes sense Greg flipped it right Yeah I flipped it On my On my video I put Oh my God
Starting point is 00:10:25 The caption is Why is there always girls in the DJ booth God forbid, I take a DJ I take a song request. Okay, that's a total flip. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Well,
Starting point is 00:10:34 I've seen that. He could have said I hate an insecure girl. She's asking for a song request or something, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm like that. It's the same thing,
Starting point is 00:10:41 but different, different, different. Yeah, I seen one. Different, different. Huh? Did you have the song? No, I put a different song. I put my own song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Like, I put my own song in the trend. I don't want to use that song. I seen another one. Yeah, so it's not. I seen another one that it was a girl. Okay, I'm confused. it now. It was a girl at her wedding and she said, I hate an insecure man.
Starting point is 00:11:01 This is my quinceaniera. That's funny. That's good. That's funny. She's like walking down the aisle. If you're at the strip club and you're like, I hate an insecure girl, I'm here for the food or something. Yeah. That's actually true. They have great wings there.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Great wings. Great wings all the time. But you get what I'm saying? Yeah. You're right. Gaslighting, Vig. It is gaslighting. It's all.
Starting point is 00:11:21 The rings are really good. Not a lie. And what song did you put on your, on your, on your post. So you don't want, you're inspired by the trend, but you don't want to be on trend. You're so random. Yeah. You don't want to show people that you're doing the trend. But I want to be part of the trend.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Yeah. I'll use my own, my own song. Okay, because I thought it. I'm like, I don't get it. You don't get it. How do you not get it? It's happened in real life before this was ever a trend. It's happened to me like years ago.
Starting point is 00:11:46 What? This girl was like, I was like, why are you posting in the passenger seat of a bends? You know, like, what the hell are you doing? Yeah. Then she's like, this is my brother's car. And I'm just like, you're right. Is it? No, it's like, your brother has a Honda Civic.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Oh, he had a Honda Civic. It's not a Lambe. You know, I had to move on, you know. Yeah, it's like, it's one of those things. Like, yeah, people will gaslight you into being like, oh, you, no, this is not that. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is actually that. You're crazy.
Starting point is 00:12:16 It happens a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you laugh at letting you? Because I want to do a joke, but I already clown you and you and I don't want to clown a big. Both of him. Why do we get the smoking? He does it.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Go for it. Go for it. I hate an insecure man. I don't post you. Because. What's the reason? What's the punchline? No, you tell me. You're supposed to have.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Finish it, Baker. What's like the reason she gives? Doesn't. See, I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. Why you tell me that I can do it? It takes a very secure man to be okay. with their girl in my postings.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Yes, yes. That is great. I would crash out whatever. She didn't do that. Yeah. All right. Are you doing that with your stupid dread? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:07 We should do our own. Nah. Yeah. No. Kendrake Lamar and says they're on their GNAX tour. It just started. I'm wondering, do you guys like the spoilers or don't like the spoilers? No.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I hate it. Of what? Purpously, I've been spoiling. Yeah. I've been scrolling. I don't want to see. The show. I do not.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Yeah. Like the, but I have reason. For more spoilers or if you haven't seen. them word on rose crimes coming up later this morning i want to step out coming up on word on rose cranes no but i like to selfishly believe maybe because like l.A i'm just like okay this is a hometown it'll be different i feel like he'll switch some things up yeah but i think so much of it is that stage show and i will say like when kendrick did the the big steppers tour and they're like oh he's doing covid testing on like during his set but even when you go to the show and when it comes out you still feel
Starting point is 00:13:57 like oh it's new for sure you know what I'm saying yeah You get that excitement still. What's worse? Seeing that or seeing the set list? Because I hate what people look up the set list before. I know some people that do that. Yeah. They'll look up the whole set list before.
Starting point is 00:14:08 That's smart because they're planting their bathroom and their drink visits. No, I like being surprised. It's like the element of surprise when you go what you don't know what's going to be played. I get you, but I'm always like I'm so notorious for like I'll be watching something and I'm like, money trees next. Money trees next. No. You want to call it. Yeah, I always want to call it.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Me too. No, but I call a lot of things, like, pretty accurately. So that's kind of a fun thing to me. So it is kind of like, I'm not going to memorize that, but I'm going to like watch it and then still try to predict it anyway. I've seen people post. Fan bases do that. Like the crazy fan base, like my son, me and him love Billy Eilish. And we went to go see her and he already had like he knew what she was going to do.
Starting point is 00:14:48 But she also has surprise songs each one. Yeah. So you don't know what the surprise song would be. And we saw her in December. So she sang like at each stop. Billy Irish sang Christmas song That's cool
Starting point is 00:15:01 Yeah But they add that Kendrick has four LA dates So you gotta think He's probably It's gonna be a little different Every time
Starting point is 00:15:07 Probably I do wish sometimes That people You know the I know comedians Do this a lot Where they have like These lock bags
Starting point is 00:15:12 For your phone So when you go in They give you the log bag You put your phone in And you can't record And it allows You to focus on the show How is Facebook
Starting point is 00:15:21 gonna see it If you can't record How is that I don't know I don't know That's right However I would like that
Starting point is 00:15:27 to not happen for me when I go for everybody else. Well, don't worry, Maximo. You'll have a video of me screaming in your phone, all the lyrics. Yeah. They can do it with the phones. I don't mind them doing that with the phones because now I have the sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:15:41 The meta glasses. And I don't have to take my eyes off what I'm watching to record it. That's what I love the most about these glasses. By the way, meta and Raybans, this is not an ad, but it can be hit a parcel associate. I would go with Preston, although sometimes it takes a while to get back
Starting point is 00:15:57 to you. Maybe hit up. Hit up Irma. Irma and Sales. Irma would do it. Meta and Ray Bands. Boom. Irma and sales.
Starting point is 00:16:05 She'll get it done quickly. Okay. You're welcome, Tommy. Now, back to meta. No, what I love about the sunglasses is that literally you're not moving your eyesight. You could still watch it and record it at the same day. Yeah, but you have sunglasses on inside in the dark. I'm wearing my sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Hold on. What happens when I have to go use the bathroom? Did it record that? Oh. Oh, weirdo. He forgets he's on Instagram live. Ew. You'll be the court.
Starting point is 00:16:36 I will report you. Yeah. You just run my non-ad ad ad. No, but that's a good, that's a good ad for like, oh, you can switch it off at any moment. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, we have tickets to the G&X store. We have tickets to the G&X store and we have spoilers because we know word on Rosecrans and Victor.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Any shout out of us? Yes, we got shout out to Natalia. What's a shout out? Natalie wants a shout out her brother, Alan and future sister-in-law, Sophia. Alan and Sophia. Congrats on their engagement. They listen every single morning with their little girl, Aviana. Aviana.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Aviana. They DM me too. They got engaged on Easter Sunday. Oh. Holy Spirit, active. Isn't that just like you for real? Yeah, that's like me for real. Just like you for real.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Jorge was like, what if this Easter you proposed to me? I'm like, brother. What? Did he say that? How does that work? That's a king. Yeah, he said that. And I was like, bro, you haven't even.
Starting point is 00:17:26 give me a wedding. How about that? JP listens to a lot of sugar-free, doesn't you? Yeah. I'm a try, but they don't want to help me love. Stop. All right, any more shout-up. Valeria wants to shout out Brownbag mornings. Oh, I said after work out.
Starting point is 00:17:42 What's your name? Valeria. Valeria. Valeria. Valeria. Valeria. Valeria. She wants to shout out Brown-Bank mornings because after work, I was having a panic attack,
Starting point is 00:17:52 but you guys help me through it and made me laugh. Let's go. That's my son. You're welcome. And then we got a lot of birthdays. Wendy wants to give a birthday shout out to her son, Jacob Benavives. Yay! Happy birthday, Jacob.
Starting point is 00:18:04 He turns eight years old. Big eight. No, I know. Yes. Nicole wants to give a birthday shout out to her sister, Bree, who turns 30. Aw. She listens every single morning, and she said, P.S. She's a single mom.
Starting point is 00:18:14 So if you could do the shout out in her big dog voice, she would love it. All right. Where's it at? Where's the big dog voice? Yeah, what's up, Bree? How you doing, girl? Happy 30th birthday. I love you, girl.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I'm so uncomfortable I wish I could unhear that yeah yeah men in black erase yeah what's the memory what's the memory
Starting point is 00:18:39 the men in black they replace it with the memory yeah I don't know puppies Jose's poem Jose's poem Jose's poem I want my replace
Starting point is 00:18:46 Jose's poem Jose's poem and then event wants to shout out her eldest daughter Angelina who turns 15 and then shout out her
Starting point is 00:18:56 other daughter Catalina who turns six. Angelina and Catalina. All the Inas. And then happy. Happy birthday to ATM, Danny. Hey. Oh, wow. His birthday on Easter.
Starting point is 00:19:09 So happy birthday. His birthday's on 420? His birthday's on 420? Yesterday. No way. Yeah. That's tight. That's cool when like a rapper.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Shout to Bravo's Bag Chaser. His birthday was yesterday. 420. It's like a perfect rapper birthday. Guess who else's birthday was yesterday was yesterday too? Top Dog. Oh. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Happy birthday. To respecto. Yes. Respecto. You're the best. That's dope. Yeah. And also he takes photos with my son and my son is like, hey, he mess with me.
Starting point is 00:19:35 He messed up with the top. That's true. Hey. Listen to your mom. Yeah. Everyone. Yeah. I like that.
Starting point is 00:19:42 I like that. Any more shout-outs? That's our shout-outs. Shut-outs. You don't want to say something nice about your homie ATM Danny? Yeah, shout out ATM Danny, man. It's a hard working dude. I'm really proud of him.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Great, great dancer. Yeah. Great dancer. Great dancer. Right on his feet. And, you know, I'm excited for what he has going on and what the future holds for. Let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Nice. Also, happy anniversary to my husband, Jorge. Oh. On this day, seven years ago, I made you the luckiest man on her. I love that. Yeah. Yes. Welcome.
Starting point is 00:20:22 I upped your credit score. Up your credit score. Of course. Yeah. She always pays her bills on time. I got you papers. That's the biggest. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And I gave you two beautiful boys. Wow. He is so lucky to have you, Lettie.
Starting point is 00:20:39 You better get me flowers. You better take me to dinner. Algo. We need to hear his speech. Call it right now. Call him. Call him. Call him.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Call him. He was in a sugar-free morning ritual. I think Jose should make a poem for me and my husband. Oh. Yeah, Jose. Yeah, Jose. I can't wait. I told you, don't give up on your dreams, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Jose poems. That should be a segment. Shout out Jore. I love you so much. Seven years is a long time. It is. Seven years? Yeah, seven years.
Starting point is 00:21:08 It's our looking number seven here. Wow. And we have our babies. And yesterday we had Easter. And to me, I was like there and everybody was there. And I was like, this is amazing. I didn't fight. And I wanted to.
Starting point is 00:21:19 For fun? Why did I say like fight loading? Remember I told you, Jose, you're my little memory. Because he was there yesterday, even though I found his home. Fight loading is still hilarious. It's because you know. You know, it's like it's getting there. And it's like, all right, it's the holiday.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Let me chill. Let me chill. I'm just kidding. I swear I'm a great wife and a good time. You check yourself. This is just for entertainment. It's just, yeah, see, that's working on me. It is.
Starting point is 00:21:44 See, Tala and Oh, honas out there, all the ones that like, yeah. You take flight over nothing. Just little by little. You'll get there. Wasn't that your, let? You didn't want to dance with you. Oh, yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Because you had to put some sugar-free off. Yes, you're right. But your land was saying that you were not going to be angry. Yeah. No, you were not going to be angry. Yeah. No, I was definitely, you can't help being angry, but I wasn't going to fight with him. That's what it was.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Yeah. He did great. I told his parents like, hey, why doesn't my man know how to dance? Like, what's going on? Right? I said, why does he know how to dance? And then the mom and the sister, like they're like, we like dancing, but his dad didn't dance really. And so he doesn't dance.
Starting point is 00:22:23 And then he was on this little segue. my husband and I was like hey get off the segue and dance with me and he's like oh no I'm moving I gotta take the kids on the segway yeah I've been there so then I said alright fight loading
Starting point is 00:22:36 Doug I'm just gonna get it's been there though like the not knowing how to dance it happens it's honestly like getting out that honestly I think that's why we don't have a wedding because he doesn't know he doesn't dance you recorded it
Starting point is 00:22:50 he's on the segue just going away yes Because I wanted to dance. That's hilarious. And he's like, nope. And he's on his segue. Brow. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Reloading! Fight reloading! No, I honestly think that that's why he doesn't, like, he shies away from a wedding. That's a funny video over. Or even a DJ at our parties. No, I get him. Because the music that he plays, I'm like, bro, can you play some music? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:17 No, I get it. Trust me, it took me a little while because I never danced. Like growing up, my family, you know, they, my mom's Christian, so they didn't dance. They didn't dance either? No. So like my girl, they're like, they dance. Like they're dancing all day. So I have to kind of like get the courage and learn a little bit.
Starting point is 00:23:33 And like I don't dance great. I dance goofy, but I like dancing. You know what I'm saying? So I'm like even if it's goofy, just dance with me. Kiann, you're both be goofy together. I guess it's a little different for girls. Like if you guys, if you guys see like girls dancing all silly, you guys won't make fun of them?
Starting point is 00:23:51 No, no, no, no. You will. Keep your distance. Yeah, you get a nickname. Meanwhile, y'all can't dance. Throw some ones. Yeah, that's what I was going to get to. True.
Starting point is 00:24:00 But never mind. Greg, do you dance? Yeah, after like three shots. Okay. All done? Victor will dance. Oh, yeah, yeah. You dance.
Starting point is 00:24:08 They don't mind dancing, goofy. All the time. Elbows up. Side to side. No, side to side. So, yeah, so there's that. Happy anniversary, baby. What if you say, gangsters don't dance.
Starting point is 00:24:18 They buggy. That's true. Yeah. Well, then boogie's still dancing. Anyway. Happy anniversary. Street. I love you so much. We'll get there. We'll get there. I know a salsa instructor. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We gotta pull up. That's all you dance is just salsa. That's all I know. Nothing else.
Starting point is 00:24:34 That's a lot. That's like the dance. It's hard. Put some hip hop on and you just dance. It's funny because while I was telling his mom and his sister, I'm like, you don't dance and they're like, oh, because the bad bunny salsa music was playing. And then they're like, but salsa's hard. I was like, he don't even do cumbia. But that's hard too. I'm like, no, it's not. I mean, if you think about a Kendrick dance his salsa to hip hop music. pretty much. He's like, went to the overlays?
Starting point is 00:24:57 It's not matching. Yeah, yeah, you're right. All right, well, girls, if you just have a guy that doesn't dance, just know you're not alone. We're a wallhugger. We're a wallhugger. Kind of make sure this wall stays up right here,
Starting point is 00:25:07 you know? Yeah. Simp or pimp. Simp. Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim. Giole, Maximo. There's a girl online who created an Instagram, And the whole Instagram is to, uh, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Just fix it, bro. Just fix it, bro. Just, okay, boom. All right. So there's a girl on Instagram, and she created it. She created her page strictly to focus on making her husband breakfast every morning. So she has 266K followers. Jesus. Off of making her mad breakfast.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Over a quarter million. And what it is is she wakes up at 4.30 in the morning and does her process routine. Is it like a get ready with me or something? Almost. Listen. Good morning. It's time to pack my husband's lunch. I don't really want to pack it, but it's bathing.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Hey, you need to wake up already. Wow. She's waking him up. So she does this almost every day. Yeah. He gets up at 4.30. It's funny because when she's talking, you hear him snoring in the back room. Yeah, I heard it.
Starting point is 00:26:18 And she even goes outside, turns on his truck. Wow. And gets it warmed up so he could go to work. Wow. She warms up his car? She warms up his car. She makes some breakfast. She's obviously, you know, stay at home, mom.
Starting point is 00:26:35 But waking them at 4.30 regardless for your men. To make breakfast, pack lunch, and do this is beautiful. Who do you think is following her? That's beautiful. Other women or guys that wish their girls. I would say it's mostly guys that are probably sending their girls. This to the girl? Look, it's possible.
Starting point is 00:26:55 If she wants to, she would. Yes. You know how girls always send like, oh my God, look, this girl got a million rows. for just being Wednesday. That's your guys. This is our, this guy dances with his life. This is our savior.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Yes. Shout out to Jennifer C. Yeah. Jennifer C. Mendoza is her Instagram. But yeah. Jennifer C. Mendoza? Yeah. Jennifer Seaman Doza?
Starting point is 00:27:18 I'm asking. I'm asking. You said it. I know. Jennifer, space C. Space Mendoza. Okay, but she, let this not wrong. She do see that.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Pahlia la. Man. If he gets his way, all that's at 3.30 in the morning. Literally, all her, like, heart is that. It's popping. Making her men happy. Yes. Every video.
Starting point is 00:27:42 And it's always payday. I was once I like when she's like, oh, it's payday, so I'm going to get up. My favorite part of that is, too, that she doesn't want to do it, but I'm going to do it. Yeah. Because that's how much I love him. Yeah. So, like, when you don't want to dance, but you know it'll make your wife happy, just do it. You know what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:28:00 When you don't want to give her. her flowers, but you know it'll make her happy, give her the flowers. True. True. Well, you know, all her videos have more shares and comments. Yeah, I love that. A lot of shares on the video. A lot of shares.
Starting point is 00:28:14 But, yeah, building that platform off of just making breakfast. I mean, it's relatable, I guess, and people, you know, wish that, too. Does Daniela make you breakfast? Definitely not. No? No. I've sent every video to her. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:28:30 But you've said that you're the one that cooks. Oh, yeah, I'm more of a cook. Do you make her breakfast in syrup at that time? Hell not. I barely, I barely wake up. I'm here, Arnoy. You got to choose a one. Greg, what about you?
Starting point is 00:28:42 My dad used to make me peanut butter and dally sandwiches. And now it stopped. I don't know why. Because you're allergic to peanut butter. He's trying to off you, bro. I just don't know. He loves you now. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:28:53 When did he used to do that? He used to do it a while ago. Like this year? Last year? He's, he done it. No, he hasn't done it this year at all. It makes me hurt. Like, he used to do it.
Starting point is 00:29:01 That makes me hurt. Yeah, because it would be peanut butter jelly. It's just some people who love differently. Yeah. Like my dad will make me coffee in the morning before I leave. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. He loves me.
Starting point is 00:29:13 He does love you. And then my husband won't dance with me. But he'll tell you letty, look where you live. Look at your little kid. Oh, yeah. Look at the fridge. He's like, I packed you a marathon burger. It's our anniversary today.
Starting point is 00:29:31 He's going to give you a Veritov burger? Dad, you're going to give a barrenov to you. Oh, it's fire. It's fire. Don't laugh, Vig. Don't look at me, Vic. Don't look at me, Lepa Vig. He's avoiding eye contact that.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I don't know. What does she pack you today, Vic? Coffee. Just coffee. That's good. That's a love language. Angelica, you're, man. We don't live together, but my dad could be fruit and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Makes me coffee. Would you wake up? What about when you was? In the morning and breakfast? In the morning and afternoon. No? No. No.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Why is that a question? Astor, would you wake up and make your man breakfast? She said, no? Damn. What? If she wanted to, she will. What about on the weekends? Like, maybe you guys sleep over?
Starting point is 00:30:11 You sleep over? Oh, he'll make coffee. He'll make coffee for you. He will. He'll wake me up to coffee. Oh, wow. What? It's very sweet.
Starting point is 00:30:21 And he probably plays, he probably plays Miguel coffee too. Coffee in the morning. I know, Bradfayas. He's playing Bradfell. Why he's playing Bradf fire so much? That's like the most toxic music. It's not toxic. Is it sim or pimped that she made the whole Instagram?
Starting point is 00:30:36 Oh, yeah. It's pinned because she's popping. She is popping. But the action is sim. I don't want to call her a sim because I want more girls to be like that. Yeah. We need to encourage this type of behavior. You know what I'm sending it to this one again.
Starting point is 00:30:51 This is a queen. Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need your head. We need a line I mean phone line We got you for
Starting point is 00:31:06 The homie help line Jackie Jackie needs our help Jackie Jackie sent us a DM and said Hey guys My name is Jackie I need help
Starting point is 00:31:15 She said So I'm a hairdresser Out here in the valley I mainly specialize In hair dyeing I rent a chair at this salon Where you pay for your space All the girls here do
Starting point is 00:31:24 Graza Grazie al-Dior Whoa Wow Thanks paros Sounds like squirrelos Hold on Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Thank you. Thank you. Thanks. Adios. Yes. Adios. I have a good clientele and I'm always booked. But I've noticed some of the other hairdressers are jealous of me.
Starting point is 00:31:43 She said one of my clients told me that she ran into one of the hairdressers at the nail salon and told her, oh, next time you come in, I can do your hair so I can stay blonde longer. Oh. Did you hear blondeness? And now my client asked if that was okay to go. her next time. But now I don't know what to do. Yeah. She said, but now I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Help me, Brownback. What do I do? I'm not a confrontational person, but I don't want them to start stealing my clients. Yeah, that's a- This is crazy. Judging her hair? Yeah. Yeah, that's like.
Starting point is 00:32:17 That's like what my barber does to me when I go to a random barber. He'll be like, where you go? I could tell right here. You see right here? Oh, they hurt. And he starts dissing them. There's no such thing as staying blonde longer. So, I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:29 I guess. The roots? I guess like maybe it turned copper. Your life depends on how your hair grows. Could it be like I guess color wise doesn't fade? Yeah like it turns copper faster. I never dyed my hair. Like orange?
Starting point is 00:32:42 That's still depending on your hair. That's not necessarily depending on what the hairdresser does. That other lady's just a hater. Yeah, maybe she's just putting some sort of doubt in her mind like, oh, if you go with me. It'll stay longer. It'll stay. Yeah. I got the secret sauce.
Starting point is 00:32:58 It's like if a barber says, hey, your face. It will last longer if I do it. It depends on the way your hair grows out. Yeah. Yeah. They're just trying to say that I'll do the hair better, basically. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Throwing shade at a jacket. I guess the equivalent is like a guy barber to be like, yeah, like, I'll fix that lineup. Oh, yeah. What's wrong with it? Yeah. I wouldn't put it so far back if I do it. Yeah. So my fault, bro.
Starting point is 00:33:23 He has to salute him from the top. There's a lot of drama from what I know in hair salons, for sure. And gossip. And gossip. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. And there's like some hot ones that like all the baddies go to.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Like there's different ones that people go to and there's like so much drama. There's drama with the hairdressers. There's drama with the clients that come in. Like it's a whole big deal. Because what ends up happening is we're on social media looking for like inspo. And so if the hair places around there like it goes to there, there's some influencers go to certain people or whatever. Like it's a whole thing. It's like a whole culture in its own.
Starting point is 00:34:00 My sister's in the hair industry. She tells me all the time, like all the drama and she hates it. She's like, I'm here to do my job and I hear the girls yapping about this, yapping about that. And I was like, maybe you're the problem. And it's also microaggressions because in hair salons, like a lot of them do rent their spot. It's not like they're employed by the hair salon. Yeah. So each of them has little cubbies.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Each of them has little like little lockers. A little space. Yeah. And you think that if you go to hair salon, they have like, like an unlimited supply of like hair dye. No, every hair salon girl or hair stylist has her own certain hair dye and stuff like that. So imagine if I have my own hair dye and then I put it in my locker and then I go and like it's gone or someone else used it. It's like who do you even go to.
Starting point is 00:34:44 There's even like drama with like who washes the towels. There's drama and then some hairdressers have assistance. Oh, believe me. It's like a hole. Who did sweep the floor? Who drank my apple juice? Or like let's say I'm washing the towels and then here you go adding to. to it and it's like girl like I'm already doing this yeah yeah and there could be I'm sure like so
Starting point is 00:35:04 much envy if like one girl is like you know popping pop in maybe she's not as good but she's more popping on Instagram and gets more clients and oh yeah that could happen too like better but not as popular or something like that I'm sure there could be envy there and like microaggressions with that but stealing clients though is another level I feel like that's like 101 of like you know hair dressing etiquette probably. It would just be weird even for the client to just be like, oh, I'm seeing my other hairdresser like right across me. I would think that's awkward too.
Starting point is 00:35:35 It kind of is. Okay, so like as a guy, like I go to sometimes different barbers. And like there was a couple times where like I switch barbers in the same barbers shop. Same. I've done that. And it's like, it's kind of awkward, but it's like, yo, what up, man? Like, how's the kids? I feel like with barbers, it's different because like Horde is the same.
Starting point is 00:35:55 He'll tell me stories of the same. thing because barbers they have a little scheduling app and then also they're if they're booked but you need to go somewhere on Friday you're going to go with someone else in the same barbershop yeah for sure so like they can't really be mad at that usually though it's Marcus when that when that happens to us in November or San Gabriel when it happens to us he'll be like hey go with this person you know but I'm very particular so it's like I'll wait yeah my barber got lazy bro he'd cut I think he got so comfortable with me like being homie with him.
Starting point is 00:36:27 I'll be, yo, cut my muscle. Your barber is your sister? No. No. No. Oh. You can't do that. No.
Starting point is 00:36:33 She used to come my hair when my hair was long. Okay. So I like my actual barber who does like my faith and stuff, he was getting lazy. Yeah. He's like, nah, bro. We're taking too long. Like next.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Really? Oh, that's awesome. Talk like that about your dad. My bar. So I started going to the barber across from him and then he'd get all hurt. You'd be like, oh, you're not coming to me anymore. I'm like, bro, because she takes her time. Oh, you go to a girl barber.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Yeah, she's dope. My barber is a good friend of mine, but he got. Yeah, I was going to ask. Does she sit on you? He would get super comfortable. He would be super faded, like taking shots in between. It's like, bro. Trying to get a haircut.
Starting point is 00:37:05 And then also he just would take off like, I'm pretty sure he's in the Dominican Republic right now. No warning. All right. Well, when we do a barber homey help playing, you guys have all the conversation. Okay. This is about the girls. Come back. They're hairdressers.
Starting point is 00:37:18 It's a little bit more catty because you got to see them every day. Yeah. And it's like beef. Like within the hairdresser. Yeah. Sharing spots, sharing everything pretty much. And then they'll tell their clients like, oh yeah, this person will like me. There's a lot of gossip.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Oh, you're right. A lot of bad. I've seen it. My girl had a situation where she wanted to switch because she felt like her person was getting comfortable too. Like I'm not doing. I think they listen. Her blog wasn't lasting as long. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Whatever that means. But she was like more like also really good friends with like the owner of the place. And she was like, oh, I was like, why don't you just go with her? Like she probably does well. She's the owner, right? Like, she'll probably do a good job. And she's, I can't do that. Not in the same salon.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Not in the same salon. It'll be crazy beef. And I'm like, what? I'm like, who cares as long? Like, me, I'm just like as long as you like your hair. And she's like, no, I can't do that. I can't do that. I'm like, all right.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Like, it's a thing. It's a whole thing. Yeah. Is there any beef in your salon, letty? Well, yeah, but that's also one of my really good friend, so I don't want to put it. If anyone else, come on. If anyone else, I for her, I for sure give that other hair dresser, oh, there you go.
Starting point is 00:38:24 She's good at what she does. She's the best. She specializes in baliage. She's incredible. Shout out, Jamie. What does that mean? Balaj is a type of blonde highlight thing situation. Baliajiage, yes.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Baliaz? Yeah. She specializes in blonde and baliage. Baby girl. Baby girl, but she keeps me brown. Yeah, I was going to say, it's not her fault. I want it brown. But that's why I love her because she's not going to do it just because she wants to do it.
Starting point is 00:38:49 She'll look at what, like, what's good for your hairstyle and all of that. And she's a great time. And she has cool tattoos. and any hairdresser that messes with her, I definitely give you my lojo I want to walk in. Bro. Hairstallists, they're pretty hot.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Yeah, they are. But I don't look at her to see if she's hot. But is she? Come on. You know you look at her. These are weird. I don't know. You guys have seen her.
Starting point is 00:39:09 We have? Yes. I don't remember this. Show me again. All right. No. Again. That's crazy, Greg.
Starting point is 00:39:17 We're moving on from the guy's conversation, and this is about the girls. The hairdresser. Is she hot? That doesn't matter to the situation if she's hot. That does, honestly, because I could do. Is your barber hot? Is your barber, does your barber have muscles, Maximo?
Starting point is 00:39:34 How's your barber's mustache, Vic? I want to know, how is his jawline? Oh, he's old. But do you see, like, these are, why wouldn't matter? Exactly. Okay, wow. I will say that does matter. That could contribute, that could be a contributing factor to the jealousy part.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Yeah, because my, I heard my sister. All the girls are hot. All the girls are hot. Yeah, when they're in cosmetology. But when's hotter? There's different levels, though. All the girls are hot. I remember.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I don't care. I'm not picking my hairstylist by if she's hot or not. No, I know that, but I'm saying. Hot level seven? If she is an attractive girl and she has more clients than somebody else, sometimes that could also lead to that. Yeah, she's hotter and richer than all other girls. And it's like, everybody's going to be on her head.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Yeah. No, if she's ugly, but she makes her clients look fly, that's what's going to be. be the NB. Like it's how hot you make your clients look. How good your job, work is. Yeah. But then if there's like a supermodel doing your hair and she's good.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Guess what? She wouldn't be doing your hair. But she's good, though, too. Y'all are making it about something. It's not. Literally. Can we please go for colors? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Thank you so much. She's kind of jack her. I hate. Kind of jack her client. Trying to jack her client. So Jackie's a hairdresser out in the valley. She specializes in hair dyeing, probably like a particular color.
Starting point is 00:40:54 color. And she works at the salon where she's always booked. Everything's good. Good clientele. But she noticed that the other hairdressers are jealous of her. Yeah. Haters. One is even trying to poach a client, trying to steal a client by telling her little things like,
Starting point is 00:41:10 oh, you know, I can make you less longer as a blonde. Hey, hold on. It doesn't even make sense. Yeah, exactly. Just saying stuff like that. So now she wants to know what to do. Does she call her out on it? Does she let the client go?
Starting point is 00:41:23 does she confront her she wants to know what to do yeah fighter in the parking lot fighter at the parking lot I don't pull her hair yeah and just imagine you're paying to be at a place and then if you get your clients took
Starting point is 00:41:38 you're paying for you to get robbed that's true that is true yeah it's like yeah and that's why you see a lot of people end up like branching out and like their own space rental space well it is rent to space in a salon but like in their own little That's even, that's a lot.
Starting point is 00:41:54 No, because I know people that like have got like not warehouses, but like studio rooms. Yeah. And then they just do their own. Out of that. Yeah. That's a lot. It's a lot. Like a chair versus like a whole thing.
Starting point is 00:42:05 And the tricky part is whenever you change locations, you're always at risk of losing a bunch of time. Yeah, because they don't want to travel. Even if it's across the street. Yeah. Multiple times I've been like, oh, we're moving across street. I'm like, I'm good, bro. I don't want to tell me about it. Who moved?
Starting point is 00:42:21 Jamie moved from Pasadena, which. just literally like five minutes for me. Yeah. To Sandimus. What? I know. How far? She's not closer to her house.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Is her closer house? Oh, it's gonna be in for her. But it's probably like 45 minutes. Ooh, that's a huge job. Yeah, you got to find new one. Is that far? San Demas is far. Raging Waters.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Yeah. But it's worth it because it's like a high end. So like some of these salons too, it's like not just you have to pay to be in there. You got to, like you got to be up to a certain level of hair dresser. to even be considered by these salons to even give them your money to be in their chair. You gotta be a level six.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Yeah, so imagine she did all of that. I don't know which salon a baby girl's working at but it's not like just any salon will take you. That is true. There has to be a certain caliber because they want their salon
Starting point is 00:43:08 to be associated with good hair. You know what I'm saying? She can't just go to Newport and start cutting hair and stuff like that. You can just do that. No. I think you could.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I think you could have a level. It has to be like 11. A lot of these salons start with like a master stylist that is like known for something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like the best. So they want their name behind it
Starting point is 00:43:26 to be with other hairdresses that are the same. Mm-hmm. It's not just a yorea is steaming up. It's not just a... Maybe it might be. Sometimes it might be. My mom would go to this guy Coco.
Starting point is 00:43:37 I don't know if he's still around, but in some more. And he did the best hair ever. That's it. How come you to do your hair? It's funny. Huh? You didn't do your hair?
Starting point is 00:43:47 What do you mean? He didn't do your hair. He had done my hair, but I don't know that. Like for my mom, it fit that vibe. Like, oh, you just have to find your own hair. Like, oh, you just have to find your own hair. Like, yeah. In my neighborhood, there is a lady too.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Her name is Patti. Yeah, and you go to her at school. See, I wish I could find, like, my own hairstylist because I just go randomly to any, to anybody. But also, you don't die your hair. Well, maybe I want to, but I don't because I don't know where to go. Angie, you literally know. Her parents don't let her die her hair. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Yeah. You don't let me get tattoos, but I can dye her hair. I don't let me get tattoos, but I can dye my hair. doubt it You're trying to I'm not I'm not trying to get a tattoo Yeah kick you out
Starting point is 00:44:26 But sometimes I do get the it Like oh I want to die What are what What's for fun right? Have you never died before? I died it once like 10 years ago I got kicked out I did it
Starting point is 00:44:36 I got like baby highlights And it was very minimal Very yeah You just got to go all in I know that's why But I'm like I'm scared And I don't know where to find On your dresser
Starting point is 00:44:45 I know girl Angie There's a girl we know Jamie Yeah I know but now you're saying That it's really far From your house It is far Yeah, see.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Totally. Totally. You can't be there all day anyway. It doesn't matter. You make sacrifices for, like, your hairstylists. I used to drive all the way to East L.A. to get my haircut. That's not a lot of, that's not far.
Starting point is 00:45:01 From Whittier to East L.A.? It's the same distance from where you're at to... What, 45 minutes? 45 minutes is worth it. Because it's not like a haircut where for us, like, in a week it grows back. Literally where... Where Jamie has a salon, it literally looks like a western, like an old western city. Like, that's how far I'm driving out.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I'm like, where am I'm in a whole other... You just here. Oh! If I showed you, if I showed you the street that she's on, it looks like that. It looks like people are about to have like a standoff. This tumble leaf? A Mexican standoff. Yes, I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:45:31 I don't know why St. Demers has that, but they have this street that literally looks western. You get it cut in the movie Tombstone? Okay. But the hair, it's a really nice salon. It's worth it. Yeah. You drive the distance for the hair. So you go to East L.A.?
Starting point is 00:45:44 I used to. I used to, all the way from Staten. I used to go from Staten. Okay, but just for her? No, Staten, the city. The city. It's in L. But you would do that drive just for a haircut?
Starting point is 00:45:54 For her cut? Yeah. It's worth it. Every week. I go to Melrose or sometimes I go to La Marada. Just depends where I'm out. Your girl, does your girl drive far? Or is she?
Starting point is 00:46:04 Because your girl's a particular type of blonde. Like even that, even how she does her hair. Yeah. It's you need a special hand. You need a, you can't. You also should stay at the same girl because she knows your hair. She knows what your hair has been through. She has been going to the same girl for a very long time.
Starting point is 00:46:19 I didn't like. Westco or something like that No Westcovina has a lot of those Baddy salons too Oh For sure Oh stay away from there On the street for me
Starting point is 00:46:31 Just get coffee next door Yeah Oh So nice to see you here What are the rates here? I want to pay for my sisters Wait what about Anila Does she go to a specific like her salon?
Starting point is 00:46:44 Yeah Whatever are friends Oh so she knows her It's a really nice place It's in Topanga All right. Well, let's help Jackie. Okay, she wants to know what should she do. Should she say something about this other hairdresser trying to, I guess, poach her client? Or should she just let it be? I don't know. I don't know that let it be is the answer. That's not the answer. All right. Let's go to Bianca. What's up, Bianca? Good morning. Bianca. Hi, good morning. Good morning. Bianca, what would you tell her? I feel like she definitely needs to check the other hairdresser. He needs to address her. He needs to address. She needs to address. dress that situation, pull her to the side, and ask her like, you know, what was that about
Starting point is 00:47:26 her going to her client telling her? Then on top of that, she needs to let that client go, too, because I don't feel like that client is being a loyal client because, you know, not all money is good money either. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, you know, I was thinking about the client, too. There's a reason why the other hairdresser said something to you. Like, if she knows you're really good with your hairdresser, she's not going to come up to you and start down talking your hair. Unless you made some type of comments like,
Starting point is 00:47:52 oh, I don't really like how my blonde came out or something. You would have to somehow initiate that combo. Damn, I didn't think about that. But she can also, too, I mean, the client can always talk to her hairdresser and let her know that, you know,
Starting point is 00:48:05 she didn't like how it came out or she could have fixed it, but pillow talking to another hairdresser in the same salon that you're going to, that's out. Yeah, pillow talking. No, it is. That's your girl.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Your hairdresser is who you go to. You wouldn't know that salon if it wasn't for your hair dress. Yeah. Okay? So why are you talking to the other ones? I definitely say that she do need to square up. No. No, right away.
Starting point is 00:48:35 She don't choose light. She needs to definitely talk to the other hairdresser and ask her what was that about? Like, what was her intentions? or telling her client that. Yeah, okay. You know what, Bianca, I appreciate your call, and I know that you cursed a lot to Umberto. Literally the notes is she cursed a lot.
Starting point is 00:48:55 I warned her about it. And look at you. He did amazing. He was great. You did her amazing. You did it. You did it. You did amazing, sweetie.
Starting point is 00:49:05 So I'm going to hear myself on the radio, right? Yeah, you're listening right now. Right now. Good morning, Bianca. Hi, Bianca. I love that energy. I was a great effing morning to you, okay? Okay, let's go to Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Chelsea, what up? Chelsea. Go, Greg. Hi to Chelsea. Hey, you have a baddy? Hi, hi, everybody. Hi, good morning. Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Hi, she just woke up. Greg wants to talk to you. Hey, do you have any hair beef that you got in the salon? What's up, girl? Oh my gosh. What's you got? Honestly, I think the girls should just, you know, do her thing, keep doing her thing
Starting point is 00:49:47 and grow her platform on social media. Use that tool. Like, do her talk on social media being like, yo, come through with me. No. She's just talking about her hair. This would be a good story time, like on TikTok. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:01 I agree that more hairstylists should do storytimes. Yeah. So she's saying just let the client go. And use it as content. Just get her numbers up on social media. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Funny, I'm not your money. I don't know. Yeah. Storytime. Yeah, let's talk to beef. Yeah, let's do a story. No, because she still has to work with her in the same salon. They still see each.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Yeah, but who cares if she gets a million views? No, imagine that you did a story time about wavy and then you got to see him in these halls. Well, Greg, does that all the time. You guys do that to me all the time. No, but you get that. Is it weird? You guys don't want to do it. Me?
Starting point is 00:50:36 Yes. What do you guys? You guys bring up. He's laughing. I'm like, I'm like, funny. Hey, you're talking about him right now, fool. I was looking straight at him. Straight at Vic.
Starting point is 00:50:44 You were not looking at straight at Vic. She was. She was looking. Right now. She was looking at Victor. When have you said that to Vic? Why are you so defensive right now?
Starting point is 00:50:52 Because I'm the one that has to deal with the repercussions of your guys' actions. See? What action? Yeah. I guess it goes out. See, now it's awkward. I mean, do you want to tell him good morning? Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:51:02 No, I'm not going to talk him good morning. Why, do you hate him? No, I don't hate him. I don't know. I would tell him. You should just tell him good morning as a homie. Yeah, he's my homie. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:51:10 What's up? All right. I have to deal with that When I see him in the hallway I was all right And this morning for me All right Brianna
Starting point is 00:51:19 Brianna Brianna and Santa Ana Brianna Hi Brianna Hi Brianna Hi Brianna talk to us
Starting point is 00:51:26 What would you tell this lady that is arguing Or is beefing with her With her fellow coworker at the salon And the coworker Kind of like
Starting point is 00:51:35 What do you say Pillow talks One of her clients And now the client Asked her like Hey is it okay if I go to this other lady and get my hair to wear her?
Starting point is 00:51:43 Your neighbor? What would you tell you? Well, I was saying that I don't think she should make a big deal out of it because it is your workplace and you don't let that tension, but also she should let her work speak for herself because this girl is going to leave
Starting point is 00:52:00 and go to another girl and she might not even like it and so then she's going to look dumb having to go back and get it fixed by her original hairstylist. So just let her let her realize like I'm better than she is and if she has a big clientele like she said she does
Starting point is 00:52:16 then one girl she shouldn't worry about one girl yeah that goes somewhere but it could start like that other girl learn and I think it's less about her own clients and more about like Darren can't believe this girl in my salon but there is better than that yeah it turns into like a principal thing right
Starting point is 00:52:31 that's going to happen there's in any job place you're never and not everybody's going to get along so you don't want to have that tension just because of that, you know, and I get it. It's her job. It's her, that's her moneymaker right there that she's technically stealing her money. Yeah. Yeah. I love that.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Like I said, it's one person. You keep doing what you do. Worry about yourself and don't even let that bad energy feed into you. And then she's going to realize like, well, how many girls can she really steal from her if she's a really good hairstylist? Thanks. I, you
Starting point is 00:53:05 I could tell you celebrated Easter yesterday. You seem, like reset. Like you know what? Everybody We got children. One isn't going to matter but honestly. Positive vibes. I've heard that the like one client is like can be like a thousand and up.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Right? At the hairstyle. What do you mean? Oh like the bread. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like it doesn't seem like a lot. Like for us right like a haircut like 40, 50 bucks.
Starting point is 00:53:32 You know? Obviously one isn't going to you know hurt you but that like girls are paying rent for their hair. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? 400, 500. I also think like it might not hurt right now, like, or bother you. But, like, once you see her in the chair, then you're going to just, like, remember, like, this girl was talking smack about me. About my work.
Starting point is 00:53:52 About the client? Or about, like, seeing that happen, you're going to be like, oh. I'm wondering, too, if I was the client, I wouldn't even bring it up. Like. Just go? You know, but even to you to bring it up, like, hey, so this other stylist said that you, like, I'm not blonde for a long time because of you. and that I should go to her. Like, regardless of if she goes with her or not,
Starting point is 00:54:12 it's beef. Regardless if I say, you can go or, hey, don't go. Because you're asking. You're starting problems. Yeah, it's beef party because now I heard what the other stylist said about me. You know what I'm saying? And then you think how many times has she done that?
Starting point is 00:54:24 This is just the first time someone tells them. And also this client's probably just trying to get a free treatment. So that I... Huh? I got you. I got you. Just so you can see my word. Make it longer.
Starting point is 00:54:35 All right. Julie, Julie from Long Beach. Julie, what's up? Good morning. Julie. Hi, Julie. What's up, Julie? What's up, Julie?
Starting point is 00:54:43 What would you tell Jackie? So, you know how sometimes NELTX? They don't like working on other people's work. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that. I hate that. I would just recommend, let's say, if her client does decide to return, she's just going to have to tell her, sorry I don't work on other people's work.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Return the panel. Because then you have to go. full like you'd have to have virgin hair or you have to go full like reset whereas with nail text you just have to take off your own nails yeah which also sucks but that's her loss I don't work on other people
Starting point is 00:55:24 return to petty also that like in the hair world that's another treatment which you can just add on top to like if you have to take the color out of someone's hair you charge it's kidding I didn't know a nail text did this point.
Starting point is 00:55:39 It's the worst. Sad at all my nail tech body is out there, but you make me turn into a nail tech in order to take off my own nails. Because some of them do, I won't do other people's work, even salons. But then they also do like if they do my nail, I have to go to them with bare nails. They won't take off my nail. Even if they did it. So I would have to turn into my own little nail tech soaking my nails and like taking it off.
Starting point is 00:56:02 And it's like, but then I'm low key like that's the whole point of the service. Yeah. Exactly. I don't know. I think they go off of time. And again, there's a lot of nail tech buddies out there and I know you work hard for your money. That is just my little grievance
Starting point is 00:56:15 because literally I turn into a nail tech in order to have like, because you can't just take nails off, dog. No. It's a whole little thing. Like it's a whole, you soak him in the thing. It's a whole process. I had to buy like my little machine or whatever so that I could go to a certain nail tech
Starting point is 00:56:30 so that she can do the nails on me. This is ridiculous. Whereas in a nail salon, they do that. But they also don't have the designs that the nail tech's at home do. See what women have to go through. Bro, even at hair salon, sometimes they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:56:43 oh, you need your hair washed, you need this, you need that. Don't give me like a whole checklist before you walk in. So it would be like that similar to that. But imagine with these things that are like low key semi-permanate?
Starting point is 00:56:52 Yeah. Bro, my barber's lucky if I brush my teeth before I get there. Oh, you should brush your teeth. You should brush your teeth everything. It's gross. No, but I'm saying, I'm saying girls make you do a lot of work
Starting point is 00:57:04 before you get into that chair. Well, Nel-tech. You see that you want to be a hustler, you provide that service. Yeah. No, but it's up charge because that will take them time to, especially sometimes with NELTex, if they have clients back to back to back, they want to just have your nails bare easier to do the application and the design.
Starting point is 00:57:26 It is a hassle. It is a hassle. But some would say it's worth it because of the designs that they do. The Nail techs, these girls that are popping on Instagram that have the cool designs. You can't really go to a nail salon and ask for that. You go to a nail salon and ask for that and then your fingers look like cockroaches. Yeah. And you really want an ombre, really bad.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Oh, I did. I did. On your nails? Yeah, like a cute little umbrella like from light to dark. Yeah. But we went to a nail salon and did it and asked it. And some nail salons are popping too. And she just looked like she had little roaches on her hand.
Starting point is 00:57:54 How much does that run? What? Like a custom one like that for your nails. It only depends on the design, honestly. Like starting? There's no starting base of like. It's a lot, you guys. Like a hundred.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Nails like a hundred. A hundred. A hundred. Like fingernails. That's not, that's not toes. That's cheap. It's cheap, actually. It's like starting.
Starting point is 00:58:11 None of the girls that I, that do nails that I know that I've been to at the crib or whatever have also done feet. It's like you got to figure out your feet situation. You got to go. It'll be a different girl. That's a whole different person? Oh my God. I mean, I haven't been to one.
Starting point is 00:58:26 The nail text, I know do nails and nails only. Y'all girls should be bail against all of them. It's a lot. It's a lot. Don't get me started on the eyelash extensions because that is a whole. That's a whole different thing. And then the eyebrows, the elimination. That one, I don't mind because that can last for a long time.
Starting point is 00:58:42 So, the lashes will fall out in a week. You guys need to form a group and then start writing. Yeah, you guys need to, yeah, protest. So they do hands, but not feet. But then we also support our girls. We're also girls' girls. So you're like in an in-between, like, even me talking down like this, I feel bad because it's like, I want every girl to get their money, but also stop taking mine.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Yeah, you guys do, union. Yeah, union-in-old. It's expensive to be a girl. We should do that if like Barbara, like if Barbara starts to charge even more. Right now it's at 50. Yeah, this is my limit. Oh, really? 50.
Starting point is 00:59:11 But the crazy part is it jumped from 20 to 50 in like two years. They're trying to charge $100 these days. Get all these. That too. All this groom talk. Grooming talk. Serio. KPWR, HC1, Los Angeles, Power 106.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Ellie's number one for hip-hop, homie helpline. Jackie wants to know what the heck to do. She's at a hair salon. And one of her clients told her, hey, the other hair salon person kind of made a mention about my hair and said that she can make my hair last longer, my hair dye. Is it possible that I can just go to them next time and you won't get mad? She was like, wait, what? What should she do?
Starting point is 00:59:45 All right, let's go to Keani from South Central. Good morning, Keanu. Keanu. Hi, honey. Good morning, guys. How are you? I don't know, just angry at all these. At nail ticks or no reason.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Neltex. They're doing their job. I feel so bad. What would you say? Right. You know what? But for the client, first of all, clients are routine, so you kind of know their routine. I'll be to her color stated.
Starting point is 01:00:12 And when I know she's coming back for an appointment, I would do a loyal client deal. And she'd be like, look at her discount. And I'd be like, oh, no, I'm so sorry. This is for the loyal clients only. Oh, my, I get you. So like the. And then for the salon itself, it's given very much. it's given very much run up a bag and go open your own salon.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Get some people around you who have the same mindset who's going to be loyal and y'all open up your own salon and do what you got to do. You got to like, yeah, if you don't like the environment, you got to make your own environment, you know what I'm saying? It takes a lot. It's not going to be easy either. It is easy for sure.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Because it's not just like I can, then you get into that mode of building it and all of that. Then you're losing time with clients to actually make you bread. Then you got to pick the right people to be in your, environment. Yeah. And then also she could play Chris Brown loyal when she wants to. Why?
Starting point is 01:01:08 I do, I do like. I do like what Keani said about give her like discounts for being loyal. But if she goes, oh, sorry, I can't give you that discount. Oh, yeah. Sorry, you don't get the head massage. Sorry. During, during, during, yeah. No, loyalty for you.
Starting point is 01:01:25 During the hair washing. Yeah. I got a head massage. I had long hair. I'm not saying anything. You looked at me all weird. I can do the same thing Wait, who gave you a head massage?
Starting point is 01:01:35 Wait, who gave you a head massage? The girl that come out of hair a while ago. Yeah, long hair, Greg. Anyways, moving on. Chelsea. What is wrong? No, we went to Chelsea already. David.
Starting point is 01:01:47 David's here. David, you hear all these girls giving their opinion. Oracio for me slow. But you want to say something. Remember how we're having that conversation about? I want to say good morning. I want to say good morning.
Starting point is 01:01:59 I want to say, good morning. Good morning, David. It's been a while. It's been a while, but you know what I'm saying? I'm back. I'm back. I'm right here. But this is, like, I don't want to be disrespectful any way, shape, or form, right?
Starting point is 01:02:11 Here it comes. I know. I know. Because I'm saying it. Like, right, look it. Look at. Look at. Hey, look at.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Oh, girl. Jack, big Jack, might have to just step it up a little bit. Mm-hmm. Because, okay, so when you're stealing clients, they're not it. And if you get your clients stolen, you're not either. You know what I'm saying? Because when you got that bomb, it sells itself. And everybody looks for you.
Starting point is 01:02:38 We're talking about hairstyle. Are we talking about hair styles? I think he's talking about business period. Okay. I hope so. Yeah. I have a question, though, when you do great work, but you're also expensive and someone, you don't know that they do great work or not, but they offer a deal, you might get your
Starting point is 01:02:55 client's stone off that, too. Oh, that stresses me out. And then you have to do that. deal with a messed up hair that they come back with after getting the quote-unquote deal. Yeah. You feel me? Do you get what I'm saying, David? Go for the deal? Hello?
Starting point is 01:03:08 Yeah, yeah. So if you want to go for the deal, if you really got, if you really got what you got and you like it and it's good, but then you hear a deal, you want to be a little chop off. Hey, that's on you too, right? Why do I feel like you're talking about something different than what he's talking about? He's talking about Granddaddy Perks. It sounds like that. It sounds like that. It sounds like that.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Right, but what I'm saying is it's like that on everything. Like on what? Providing a service. What type of service you're talking about? If you got the blue dream and they want to go with the OG. That's how it goes, though. You know what I'm saying? And that's how I know it from, right?
Starting point is 01:03:43 Because I'm speaking, I'm not speaking from, like, cutting hair or none of that stuff. I'm talking about from what I know. When you're providing a service, right? And if you're cutting hair, well, just say you're a hairstylist. Man, if you're throwing them scissors back and you're trying to throw. Throw it to their back. What is David? I think he's talking about something else.
Starting point is 01:04:02 I feel like he's talking about prostitution. Yeah, like it's one out at the hotel and one doesn't. Hold on. Wait a minute. Throwing them scissors back is crazy. One comes with a room. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse?
Starting point is 01:04:16 Don't you know I'm local? Oh, my Lanta. It's a bad day for sports in Los Angeles. What? Don't cry. Man, why are you? Seriously. This weekend, let's go to NBA.
Starting point is 01:04:29 This weekend, all the playoff game started. Yes. Everybody got into their playoff bag. It was a jam-packed weekend of basketball. And the Lakers took an out and the Clippers took it out. Yes, both of them lost their game one in their series. Lakers against the Timberwolves and freaking Aunt Edwards, aka Michael Jordan. He went off, man.
Starting point is 01:04:50 We got blown out, 117.095. Game two is tomorrow. Game two is tomorrow at 7 o'clock, hopefully. We got this. We could do better. Don't laugh at us too hard, Mr. Clipper fan over there. We lost our own game. You guys lost to the Nuggets.
Starting point is 01:05:05 You guys were up to, up as well. They were up like 15 at a certain point. Yeah. And then good old Russell Westbrook. Hit a three. Hit a three. Stop getting them to O.T. Not literally, but.
Starting point is 01:05:18 What? No, we're not going to clap for Russell? Yeah. No, Russell Westbrook. And then he's sitting. So Russell Westbrook, when I was watching the game, I was like, oh. Oh, man. Like, again, I'm a big Russ fan.
Starting point is 01:05:29 But when I seen him, he hit the three, shocked the world. Oh, my God, he actually hit a three. We know he's not the best three-point shooter in the world, right? So he made it. And then the very next play, games on the line, it's ending. It's not a, it's a tie game. So, you know, the winner could take it. Then he, like, almost shoots it, but then he doesn't.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Then he dribbles it down. And then, like, oh, yeah, yeah. He's definitely good, bad and ugly. He gets the good. Yeah. He's the greatest play. he'll steal the ball and the rights and then he'll also do something. All right,
Starting point is 01:05:59 that's all I got. It'll mess something up in the same time. But, you know, the Nuggets ended up winning, so it helped me. They are lucky. Yes. We got to take care of the basketball.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Exactly. You guys played tonight again. Yes, we do. Versus the Nuggets. And I just feel too when Russell Westbrook comes to L.A., understanding there's a chip on his shoulder because he was part of the Lakers and the Clippers and then now had to dip. And he's from L.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Yeah. He's playing in front of his, you know, his family and stuff. Yeah. My dad was pissed. He was like, the Clippers, They always lose, man.
Starting point is 01:06:25 It was just yelling all this game. I was like, since when you were a clipper's time. Yeah, well, I was excited. Because you thought you were up. You thought it was over. Yeah, because, I mean, we just played sloppy. Like, we had the game under control, and then we just changed up the format once the pressure started. Oh, I know Tyloo was pissed.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Tyloo always does that, too. Switching it up? Don't blame Ty. Call me, bro. But JJ Reddick, on the other hand, the coach of the Lakers. See, this is the thing. Not for nothing, Clippers, but we understand you might not make it past the first round. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:06:54 True or not true? We don't understand that that might happen. You guys are the fifth seed and you're playing the fourth seat. So if they lose, it wouldn't be a shocker. Do you have history in the finals? No. No. Okay, so let's move to the Lakers.
Starting point is 01:07:07 They're supposed to get it right. They have experience. There's the Laker, everything, right? And then you get Luka. And then everybody else is like, bro, they think they could just get Luka and start winning? Yes, we do. And the fact that we didn't is like, oh, okay, now we're just going to be even more clown. if we were to lose, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:07:25 We're expected to, like, have a victory parade at the end of this. You know what? It's like when the Dodgers acquired Otani, and then, boom, we'd expected to have a victory parade for the Dodgers. And we did. And we did. We didn't really do anything, but... I know, but just have the acquisition. The acquisition and that part of the team and all of that, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:07:42 No, Luca played well, but it was just... It's a tough game, you know, coming out. The Timberwolves were the underdog. They came out with all the energy. We lacked some of it for whatever reason. I think the Lakers will bounce back. Speaking of the Dodgers, though, they didn't lose.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Yesterday, they won one. Yeah. And there is a new member to the team, baby O'Tani. Yeah. He would have a baby on Holy Week. He was. He's a great. That guy, man.
Starting point is 01:08:10 He's just a fete. He's blessed. Oh, like, with this guy. But I do want to take you to the Instagram post that he did for his baby because he had a little girl. And it's a little girl. That's cute. I want to send them low
Starting point is 01:08:24 because I know you hate the Dodgers. Yeah, I don't hate Altani, though. Autani's a great player. Oh, wow. I've always said that. That's cute. It just doesn't make sense. Do you wish she was on the Padres?
Starting point is 01:08:34 Who doesn't wish he was on a team? All right. Take that down. What? So Otani posted about his daughter, and I just thought it was like a true to having a daughter post, but also maybe there might be some mix-up in translation.
Starting point is 01:08:48 He said to my daughter, thank you for making us very nervous yet super anxious parents. And I feel like it might have been yet super some happy or whatever. Yeah. Oh yeah. But it kind of just.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Probably. It's like a translated word. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I'm like, wait. It kind of is the same thing with the nervous and the anxious. So you said to my daughter, thank you for making us nervous yet super anxious parents.
Starting point is 01:09:11 But then I'm like if you have a daughter, maybe you are nervous and too. All of it. All of it. I like how you put the dog in the corner of the picture too. Yeah. And the little baby. I feel like they're the most wholesome.
Starting point is 01:09:22 family of all time. I don't know. That's just my guess. You are? Why? That you're the most awesome family? Yeah. No, you're not. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:09:30 I feel like Otani and his wife and then their kid are never going to cuss inside the house or anything. Like, I don't know. You got to think his wife is a pro basketball player. He's a pro baseball player. A.K. The guy is raising him. Super athletic kid. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Did you see a video of Otani? She lives here. I think she was, the wife, excuse me. The wife was a pro basketball player. And moved out in your head. Yeah. Did you see the video of him? He was getting like six cups of water for all his teammates?
Starting point is 01:09:55 Yeah. No, I didn't see that. Yeah, like he's a super duper star. He picks up trash? He doesn't have to do all the extra stuff, but he does because he's humble and he's great and he's wholesome. Yeah, he's one of the greatest piece. He does nothing wrong. That's right.
Starting point is 01:10:07 And he never bets on anything. He just counts on people so much and he let him down. Even then he's still a good person. His homie, his interpreter. Yeah. He definitely counts on people a certain amount. Yeah. Stop it, Greg.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Shout to Routan. Yeah. You can focus on the Dodgers while the Lakers and Clippers are getting it together. We got the dub today. Game two, you guys got the dub, supposedly. No, we got it. And then Lakers, we play tomorrow. We got to get it together.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Who has a better chance of making it to the finals? Lakers. Lakers, why is not even a question? I know that. I don't know. I want a Lakers' Western Conference finals. I don't be cool. No, it's right.
Starting point is 01:10:46 I don't know who to be a bandwagon, too. I don't have a basketball team. You can't have a basketball team. You can't. hopping back and forth flippers and lepers and I'm my son I try to be a Lakers fan
Starting point is 01:10:54 but I got kicked out no you didn't we told you go ahead I said go and then take a bunch of showers I was a bunch of showers fan he was out of a Padres fan
Starting point is 01:11:01 he was out of Padres fan I might have to make that job you don't might just sign the contract right now are we done yeah thanks so Easter happened yesterday
Starting point is 01:11:09 we want to know who cracked your egg who who got you don't yeah that sounds crazy that sounds wrong
Starting point is 01:11:16 right that sounds wrong right for favor no me rompes my My own my egg, for favor. Whoa. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Sounds like a pit bull song. Yeah. It is many of Juarez anniversary, though, babe. Feel free. Rompem me my webo. Hey. What? What?
Starting point is 01:11:31 They're married. It's okay. They're married. I mean, technically. Technically, I know. Technically, it already happened. Twice. Oh, yeah, technically.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Because isn't it going to the egg? It does go into the egg. Yeah. All right. Anyways, who broke your egg this weekend? I just, look who's up? I'm like fertilized. I'm going to tell you.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Who interrompio the bumper. Yes. Go ahead, let me. Thank you. Black guy can say it. Let her speak. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:11:58 Let's see. Easter was actually perfect in my house. Wow. Besides the boys getting the manguera, the water hose. And for some reason thinking that it was okay to take it into the garage and just start spraying everything that we have in the garage. Besides that. What's in your garage, too?
Starting point is 01:12:16 I want to tell you. Memabilia. A lot. I haven't even going to. in there because I know it's going to get me upset. I just heard what happened and I'm like, I'm going to save this for another day. It's not because it happened today. It happened when we're prepping everything for Easter.
Starting point is 01:12:28 Yeah. And then so I'm like, I don't even want it to ruin. It could ruin everything. Maybe you have future firefighters at your house now. Or maybe I have future mold in my garage and maybe I have future like mosquito because mosquitoes can even get like one little cap of water and make babies in there. Really? Yes.
Starting point is 01:12:44 I hear you. Yeah. Sometimes you just want to avoid it so you don't deal with it that day. The other day my son opened the door and it scratched the whole bottom of the door. You know what's door? Of your car?
Starting point is 01:12:55 Yeah. Oh, you know what it just like? And then he's like, I'm sorry, Dad. And then he does it more. I'm like, oh! Victor, stop, please, no! And I was like, I don't even want to look at it. I don't want to look at it.
Starting point is 01:13:05 I don't want to go to the other side. And now I get that. I'll check it out. It looks really bad because today I come out of the car and your car is right there so it looks horrible. No. Wow.
Starting point is 01:13:15 There you go. So that's what broke your web Lettie? Oh, no. That's what broke your wevo, Leti? No. So what broke my wevo is something that I'm actually happy about because it's my way to get out of the party. Because you know like when the times happen and like it's run its course.
Starting point is 01:13:34 You do that. Yeah. Instead of me going to my room. Like you usually do. To go to sleep. I can just say, hey, Tia, what's going on with Bukkeli? Because my Tia and my husband. started like we just brought up Puelly
Starting point is 01:13:51 out of nowhere like out of the blue Oh because I said she's Bukeli Gah Buckela But you have to add the Gha Because you know how you're Magimo Magissimo Magisimo? Oh okay Oh I am not
Starting point is 01:14:06 You are! Magisimo is crazy You totally are. I am not Yeah I thought you So being the politics got brought up At your family party then Yes
Starting point is 01:14:14 Oh That's the one thing you don't do that had to be done and then I love because my Tia full savvy bohom no you can't
Starting point is 01:14:22 say he to get her She used to send me like It's when she sent me like all the Bukali Bukeli Instagram Reels and all of that Because he's good at social media
Starting point is 01:14:33 too Yeah But now a lot of the Salvadorians that are like super pro him are like Leaning back Let's just wait another
Starting point is 01:14:40 four years My Tia was like You know what We just got to wait At another four years Or whatever I was like what does that have to do Yeah
Starting point is 01:14:46 What guy's gonna be present for 5,000 years the way that he's doing it. See, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, okay. So that's what Craig is very, yeah, but Jorge is very, like, he's just watching the news all the time and he's very on it. And, you know, my husband, having been undocumented, there's a lot of things that really, he feels really sensitive about.
Starting point is 01:15:04 And then my, my Tia as well, she came from Osabador and I guess just those conversations, don't get a Mexican and a Salvi together right now. And that's the more what they feel about the state of immigration. But I'm saying she's full salvi my husband's a thing. It's a thing. And all respect, but it was just like that's the thing that I knew. Let me just put this there. And then, wow.
Starting point is 01:15:28 Look, the party's over. Crazy. Who wants to take the flowers? You want to take the flowers? Okay. Yeah, that was it for me. Well, there's someone on line 11 that wants to uncrack your egg. What?
Starting point is 01:15:41 Answer it. I'm scared. Is he my husband? What? Hello? Hey, what's going on is little puppet now, f***. I mean, I'm messing with a job. What's a baby? Happy anniversary. How you feeling?
Starting point is 01:15:55 Scared now! Is this your way of making her stay home wife? Yeah, I know. My man. Hoard does voices all the time. Who is that? Who is that? Is it?
Starting point is 01:16:11 Is it? No, no, no. Sorry, baby. I love you. So much. You know what? That deserves flowers. That deserves flowers for me, I think. Flowers? We got chef Adrian, man. You know, compliments of the chef tonight, man. We like to do three months. We went straight into it, you know, so. Why are you talking like that? Hold on. Who are you? Is this AI? Is this even talking like that, babe?
Starting point is 01:16:42 I hope I didn't, I hope I didn't, I didn't, I didn't ruin the Easter party with political talks. The topic of conversation right there, but, you know, you know what it is with me. Yeah. You know? You don't. You know what it is with me? Babe, what are you doing right now? Are you nervous?
Starting point is 01:16:59 You're very generic right now, please. He's nervous. Yeah, I get it. What? Nothing. It's just very, I don't know what you're doing. You're not on there right now. A couple of special places, you know, I think obviously one.
Starting point is 01:17:12 I mean, it probably wouldn't be anniversary material, but it's definitely someone to visit again. It's corny's in school. That was our first date, you know. Oh, that's cute. Then a couple of days later, in three months, you know, we had a beautiful and special surprise, you know, and you blessed us with a beautiful boy. Wow. Wow. He remembers.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Hold on. Let's make it eloquent. You just made it, you know, like I said it blessed us with our beautiful boy. You just hit it like, you know, I'm saying. No, but, you know, I'm very grateful. And then, you know, we doubled up with the little guy with Luis. Yeah. He came back a couple.
Starting point is 01:17:47 a year, five months later, you know, so, you know, to me, that I was having our family, you know, me having you in our corner, and I can count on you, you know, all the time. And, you know, I appreciate that. That's going to. Thank you, babe. That's go. Wow.
Starting point is 01:18:03 I love you, babe. I love this. I love you. Thank you. You keep doing your thing and keep your foot on the neck. Thank you. That's all. Thank you, babe.
Starting point is 01:18:13 Wow. I love you. Don't let nobody. Don't let nobody. Don't let nobody trick you at your spot. There you go. That's right, babe. That's good, babe.
Starting point is 01:18:21 Thank you, babe. I love me so much. And I love the way you put it on me. And I love the way that you just grab me by the waist, even though I'm like, Dave, that hurts. And then you're like, I don't care. And then I love all of it. Thanks, babe.
Starting point is 01:18:35 It's called passion, man. I love it. I love it. If I didn't have a birth control implant, we'd definitely be having another one. Are you guys going to dance together tonight? Can we dance? Oh, true. She really loves dancing, Jorge.
Starting point is 01:18:49 Yeah, you know, I have to tap it with my boy, can. This happened on his wedding, you know. So he takes some dancing classes. I might take one or two. Thank you. Thank you, Vane. Lettie. Lettie.
Starting point is 01:19:02 What's on, J-B? I got somebody for you. I love my husband, you guys. I love the way he talks. I love the way he walks. The way he walks? I love that I could say, like, ask him a question, and he won't answer for 10 minutes.
Starting point is 01:19:18 But he'll tell me a whole story, you guys. I love that. I love that. That's beautiful. Well, you're going to get your egg crack tonight. Yep. The fact that we don't know that now. Cracking on my face, my bag.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Wait. Whatever. Wherever. Whoa. Whatever, babe. A shit's listening now. Oh, yeah. True.
Starting point is 01:19:41 Okay. Bye. I love you. Thank you. He's so cute. Wait, is that what you wanted? Is that what you wanted? He's not professional. Look what he led with.
Starting point is 01:19:51 That was true. That was accident. So we're not doing the segment. Yes. Yeah. It was just a little like, whoo, surprise. We were trying to get it in a homie helpline, but we advanced too quick. We advanced.
Starting point is 01:20:04 I was like, I need to find a second way. He just kept going and going. Yeah, I was doing my job. All right. But yeah. Okay. So who cracked my egg? Hey, yo.
Starting point is 01:20:15 What? That's his name of life. A little big. Your son? Yes, my son. Yes. Because, so I took him, we went to Benihana's with my girl's family. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:20:25 So we're all there. Yeah, you would think, right? So we're right there. We're having a good time. And I go to the bathroom. And then while I go to the bathroom, you know, everybody's like trying to talk to him. Like, hey, how are you? That's to himself.
Starting point is 01:20:37 So, yeah, so my girl's brother, he's like, hey, like, you know, how do you like you here? How's your Easter going? And he's like, I don't know why my dad. dad brought me here. He knows I hate it here. Oh my God. No way. That's awesome. I'm like, and mind you, I have no idea this happens because I'm at the, I'm in the bathroom.
Starting point is 01:20:54 Yeah. So I come back clueless, you know what I'm saying? I'm just seeing you're having a combo and I'm like, oh, that's nice. He's opening up. I didn't know that five seconds before he just completely, you know, like crack the egg, you know what I'm saying? Made everybody feel awkward and I'm just like, oh, hey, oh, hey, you're talking to them. All right, cool.
Starting point is 01:21:13 Find out later. My girl's like, you know what he said? I'm like, no, I don't know what he said. I'm like, bro. But the whole table here? Yes, he said it. Oh, my dad brings me here. You know what I hate it.
Starting point is 01:21:23 He knows I hate Peña hona. I'm just like, bro. Okay. For the record, does he hate Benihana? Some people don't like like the weight or the smell. I love it, but. I don't know. He hates the situation probably.
Starting point is 01:21:35 He hates everything right now. Oh, he's in that phase? He's in a phase. He's in a phase right now. Yeah. And he said in his deep voice. I don't know why my dad, rob it. He knows I hate Benny
Starting point is 01:21:46 I just want my chicken He knows I hate Benny Why couldn't we have gone to Cair This thing is like it's an incredible restaurant It is You know what I'm saying But I don't know Yeah but also like Easter is about the kids too
Starting point is 01:22:01 There's like a part that's like about the kids You know No kid that wants to go Easter egg Cain is gonna be like cool Going to a restaurant instead That was at like 11 though It wasn't like our whole day Oh that was like the get to Yeah that was like
Starting point is 01:22:14 the start of it. Well, did he get his Easter eggs? No. Oh. Wow. You took Easter away from him? No, it's because he ain't here. I don't know why my dad brought me here.
Starting point is 01:22:25 Did you tell us something afterwards once you found out? It was too late. I had already dropped them off. Oh, afterward. I want you to know that I went through that exact same phase when my mom was moving on. Yeah. And I was like, I was so mean. Well, you were.
Starting point is 01:22:40 Yeah, I was the kid. I was the kid. It might be something there. I was the kid that was like. I don't want I don't like this way it was my favorite food I think I'm like I'm pretty sure you like it yeah I hate pizza I hate this candy but I'll eat it yeah that you gave it to me yeah I'm not going to enjoy it
Starting point is 01:22:59 he's in that phase right now it's really tough yeah matter everything and anything well I never got out of it so here we are anybody else anybody else anybody not that I think I just realized I think I cracked the egg you you you Oh, you? Because my family did an Easter egg hunt on Saturday night, so the kids, you know, ran around, found eggs, money. So I didn't do it Sunday. And then Max is like, hey.
Starting point is 01:23:26 Yeah. What's going on? Easter egg? I was like, we did it yesterday. You should have come over my house. He's like, what's going around here? I just realized it right now. I had only Easter eggs.
Starting point is 01:23:35 What's a Easter Grinch? You're an Easter Grinch. Who doesn't do that? We did it the night before. We don't have to do it today. Like, you still got to celebrate us on something. I don't realize it. So you didn't do anything?
Starting point is 01:23:47 We're in the church. Okay. It's about God. It is about eggs. You're turning into your mom? It's about Jesus. This is no bunnies in the Bible? Yeah, there is it.
Starting point is 01:23:58 Well, there is. It's a lot of us arc. Angie. The Pope died. The Pope did die, Angie. That cracked your egg? You did. You're cracking my brain right now.
Starting point is 01:24:07 Like, like, Maximo's saying, like, it's about God. And then, wow. The Pope died on Easter Day. I'm sorry, but that's what? I wanted it to be about Salis versus Mexicans in my house. Oh, no, no, okay, Angie, you crack the egg, right? Or like mad kid. Very sad.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Yeah. I know, but it did happen. Oh, my God. It did. Pope Francis did pass away at the age of 88. There you go. He gave his Easter address, and I don't know, he passed away some. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:24:37 After words. You know what's wild is like, his Easter address. The day the dip. Mr. Church. Mr. Church. His Easter address, he addressed people about. Oh, I thought his address.
Starting point is 01:24:48 Stupid. Yeah. Anyways. Hey, don't be like that. Just because you're not Catholic, dog. Sit. Wow. We're over here talking about God.
Starting point is 01:24:59 He's laughing too hard. Yeah. Yeah. Don't dis are set. That's why. Yeah. Don't dis are set. That's why they say that you look like the tablo.
Starting point is 01:25:08 Jose in the background cracking. Okay. Anyway. Back to the topic. Yes, go ahead. No, you. The Pope passed away. Now they're going to find a new Pope.
Starting point is 01:25:17 Yeah, I'm just like the Catholic Church. All right, who's next? Who's next? Where's the White Smoke? It's going to be like the Vatican draft. There's different. Is Pope France is the most popular one that's like, no. No.
Starting point is 01:25:27 No, it was the one before him. John Paul. Because I remember like when I was younger, I would see it in the news all the time. Like the Spanish news? Pope is always on the news. They're always in the, yeah. It's whatever. People travel to go.
Starting point is 01:25:38 The title is always on him. You know what trips me out is how they have a regular. name and then they change their name to be Pope. Oh, well. Oh, they might, I don't know how often. So they'll have like a regular name, like, I don't know if their name is Ricardo or whatever. And then they'll be like, no, now I'm Pope Benedict something, something. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:54 That has nothing to do with their name. I know that that happens. I don't know too much about that part of it, but yeah, I get what you're saying. I was paying a lot of attention to the last time that they chose the Pope, so I just remember. Yeah. Oh. And so previously he had, he had a hospital stint. I want to see like a couple weeks ago.
Starting point is 01:26:09 And people were like, damn, please. pray for the Pope so he gets better and all of that and he got better and so then he's been out in the public but loki i kind of feel like he was not that he was meant to pass then but like the way they had him basically outdoing regular stuff is like maybe we should have just let him chill yeah last days but they literally had him working until his last day for real that's what you like doing he even did the like you sure dress and you could tell like something's uh i bet he'll so happy to do it mm-hmm so he would i'm assuming but also it's like you've got to, there's some things that it's like, oh,
Starting point is 01:26:43 you see. Was it natural causes? I don't know. They haven't really said much about it. You passed away at 88. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty old. But like imagine, because it happens to us a lot with our elderly. Yeah. They go to the doctor and then, or to the hospital. It might be their last couple weeks.
Starting point is 01:26:58 And they seem to get better. A lot of times when someone passes away, it looks like, oh, they're better down the other side of it. And then they kind of decline and then they pass away. So on his, he seems to be better. They just took him outside. Yeah. Put him in the sun. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:12 They did. They did. He had pneumonia and lung disease. Yeah. Dang. So that means he said that whole speech and everything with ammonia. Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 01:27:22 That's tough. Okay. That definitely cracked down, Jesus. Mm-hmm. At home. Greg? Go ahead. Oh, me?
Starting point is 01:27:28 I had a great Easter. You know, all I did is watch WrestleMania inside my house. It was pretty cool. My dad was in the back finishing his fence, the white fence that he wanted to put up. And that's it. You didn't help? No, I was watching WrestleMania. It was easy.
Starting point is 01:27:40 What? What? You saw him outside struggling, though. It was hot yesterday. You told us that you were going to help him. I did. I was contracted to two poles and that's it. Contracted?
Starting point is 01:27:50 That's all they told me, take her down two poles. So I took down two poles and then I watched WrestleMania for the weekend. You were on your dad's Easter. You were to crack the egg. That was a time to bond. No, that time to bond. I was watching WrestleMania.
Starting point is 01:28:01 That's more important. You can watch it later on. No, no. You can help them. You're going to be behind if you watch it later on. But there's four hours, five hours of programming. Days? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Saturday Sunday. You can miss one of the matches. You don't got to watch the War Rader. No, I got to watch. Oh my God, Greg. How long did it take him to put the fence up? I think he's still doing it. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:28:21 I don't know. But he was back there doing it. Oh, my God. I was just chilling inside with my mom ordered me coffee and then everything. Yeah, I made me food. She's watching. It was a good Christmas. Easter.
Starting point is 01:28:32 He didn't even. I don't even know how that was. You're so mean. Yo, I bet you didn't like when your dad took you to Benny Hanazahn. I hated it. He hated it. I don't know why my dad brought me so bad at all. He knows my Haiti here.
Starting point is 01:28:44 Honestly, Vic, out of all of the ruined cracked, you guys think you'd take it full. Because I think there's something really there. Yours got the most cracked. It's a lot. Yeah, it is a lot. You don't know the half. But we wish you the best.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Oh, there's more? We wish you the best. You know the best. Because one thing I know about Vic, he really loves his son. So I wish he was. Yeah. I've seen it live too.
Starting point is 01:29:05 What? It's pretty entertaining. Well, what being his son or his son being? His son being a black? What about? We went to IKEA? Oh, that one? No, also when we went to eat a restaurant here, castaway.
Starting point is 01:29:16 What happened? Oh, yeah. He was angry. He was always angry. He's always angry. Vickly stressed, too. He likes the way to wear in public. I swear, me and him at the house, we're chilling.
Starting point is 01:29:29 Maybe that's the thing. He wants you to himself. Like, he wants his dad. You know what I'm saying? Does you two alone? Anywhere we go with other people, it just starts to act up. Does he get it from you or his mom? No.
Starting point is 01:29:39 Probably. I think it's a big thing. No, you know what's funny is I recognize a lot of the, I'm like, I shut down too when I'm mad. Yeah. Why is he doing that? What about doing that? That little face.
Starting point is 01:29:49 Yeah. I remember I caught Vic being like, Vic, you better act right in public. Fix your face. And I was like, fix your face. It's okay. And then that's not going to make it.
Starting point is 01:29:59 It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It works. It doesn't make him the same. And as I tell him that I know, that doesn't work on me either. So it wouldn't work on him.
Starting point is 01:30:06 So what's the solution? We're just saying, bro, I'm just getting mad of myself. Basically. Yeah, yeah. Connected like I'm rosecrans. Rosecrans. Roast crans.
Starting point is 01:30:14 The word is, WrestleMania went down in Las Vegas this weekend. Yeah. And I'm going to recap the standout moments for you. It was two nights, right? It was two nights. Night one and night two. Night one, it did have some title changes.
Starting point is 01:30:29 Jay Usole won. What does WrestleMania think it is? Coachella? Basically. What's going on? Actually, it was crazy. Is it always like two days or it's just one? I think the last three years.
Starting point is 01:30:39 years it's been two days yeah what which is why it's gonna be two weekends next i i enjoy having just two days of russomania but there is to me personally a bunch of matches i'm like i could have you skip oh yeah i'm like not playing a match lineup like ocella and so you know which one to go yeah yeah it's like a boxy fight they show the restaurant yeah yeah i can't wait till boxing matches are two days long right that'd be fun yeah so uh day one was good you know it was uh it was uh it was interesting. There was like a title change. There was a crazy twist at the end. Paul Heyman, double cross somebody else. What do you paint by title
Starting point is 01:31:15 change? That means somebody won the title over somebody else. Yeah, so somebody had the title and then somebody else. Okay, no, I literally felt like a title like a name title. A lot of people don't know. He's just a girl. No, there's girls that like wrestling. Honestly, the last fight pissed me off. Why? That was cool. Because I felt like it was good until
Starting point is 01:31:31 the end, like one of the guys Paul Heyman betrayed his friends. But like the movie did look so corny. I was like, come on. But I liked it. Sell it a little. I like it. Wait, so what, the acting? No.
Starting point is 01:31:44 It's because the way you push them. The way you guys talk about it on the way. He did a weird thing. So like the low blow. He punched someone in the. Yeah, but when he's, the lower area. When he did that, he like,
Starting point is 01:31:54 waved his arm around and, like, made sure it got in there. You know what? You guys are talking about it with, like, adult minds. Think of you guys as a kid. No, I know. No, no, but like the kids are probably like,
Starting point is 01:32:06 oh my God. You know? So think of like all the stuff of when you were little, maybe seeing like the sucky or whatever. Adults might have been like that. But as kids, you guys are running around. It was the attitude. Not around. The attitude.
Starting point is 01:32:22 100%. But yeah. So one of the standout moments was night two, Ray Mysterio's son, the biggest heel in WWE, the guy that everyone loves to hate. Dominic Mysterio, who we've had in here. Yes. He won the Intercontinental Championship. That was awesome. And he got cheered for the first time ever.
Starting point is 01:32:41 Oh, he's always getting booed him off. So he's been booed for years in WWE to the point where he can't even talk when he addresses the crowd. It's literally he tries to speak and everybody just drowns them out with booze. Ever since he turned on his dad, Ray. Yeah. They used to be tag team title champions and then one day he betrayed him. And ever since then, the whole universe is against him. Like how he did that to your dad?
Starting point is 01:33:01 Because there's so much in that, that dynamic. He's the whole reason he had a career. He's treated him so good. Everybody looked at Dom like, oh, he's like, oh, he's. They were just a spoiled rich kid. Yeah. There was one time he was on a podcast, and they didn't even let him talk on the podcast. They were just booing him the whole time.
Starting point is 01:33:15 Like even the camera people and everything. They were just booing him. That's like his thing. Yeah. So this weekend he participated in a fatal four-way match, so it was four people against each other. Fatal. Yeah, so everybody's just fighting against each other four people. And it was four.
Starting point is 01:33:29 The winner gets the Intercontinental title. Intercontinental title. I know, yeah. Intercontinental title. It's a lot of teasers. Any kind of national. I don't know why my dad brought me to Benihon. I didn't hear.
Starting point is 01:33:44 I don't even like the end of the title. I don't even want to be here at WWW right now. I don't even like that really mysterious. I don't even like wrestling. So he won the title. It was an upset. Nobody thought he was going to win. And he got booed as soon as he won.
Starting point is 01:34:02 However, he ran back to the ring and then every fan in attendance cheered for him. The whole script flipped. Everybody was just happy to see him win. No, everybody was like, they've been booing him for so long, but he also had been through so much this whole time. He had never really won a championship like that.
Starting point is 01:34:23 And he's also the guy you love to hate. And when you do that for so long, when you do that for so long, people are just like, this guy's all right. I kind of like him because he's so anti us. Yeah. That's how he felt when LeBron won against Steph.
Starting point is 01:34:38 Yeah. He won a ring with the calves. So when he won that ring with the calves, and my whole career, I guess, of watching him play basketball, I never really cared for the guy, right? And then seeing when he went from the calves
Starting point is 01:34:53 to Miami, I was like, all right, he's a traitor or whatever. Yeah. And then when he went back to the cab, no, it was a big thing. And then seeing, I guess, how he really wanted it and Curry was on top of that time and he won and he kissed the ground or like he was right that I'm like let's go LeBron that was the moment that he flipped in my brain someone text you when he did Cleveland this is for you yeah that was a moment where I'm like
Starting point is 01:35:18 oh wow I'm rooting for this guy yeah exactly that's kind of what happened because he was kind of a LeBron somewhat was a villain when he went to Miami and he came back yeah so it's kind of similar to that but he won and everybody cheered for him yeah I'm surprised so are you guys you guys always liked him you love he did yeah he's dope so now he was he was not no he's not he's He grew up. Okay. So now he kind of might be what they call a baby face, a good guy, just because he got that reaction.
Starting point is 01:35:45 Oh, that's what you call him, baby face. Baby face is like the good, yeah. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, he deserves it, but I thought Pento was going to win. Oh, yeah, I want a Penta to win. That's the other. The Mexican race. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:56 He was in there. He just debut. But, uh, speaking of baby faces, Maximo. Yeah. You don't have one. Maximo. Oh, man. Maximo.
Starting point is 01:36:06 I'm just kidding. we love each other. Maximo, you said something about Travis Scott. Yeah, Travis Scott was there. Night 2. It was night two, the main, main event. So it was Cody Rhodes. He was wrestling John Cena for the WWE Universal Championship.
Starting point is 01:36:19 And Cody Rhodes was pretty much going to win. He was on his way to victory until this happened. Hey. Travis Scott is here. The Jack boys are in the building, too. The cactus jacked crew is at WrestleMania. Okay, I like wrestling. Yeah, it was so hype.
Starting point is 01:36:48 It was so hype. It was the perfect song, you know, for an entrance. Everybody just went crazy. Everybody in the ring looked towards Travis Scott. And once Travis Scott came out, Cody got some payback because a couple months ago, Travis Scott went and slapped Cody Rhodes in the face. You're right. He for real slapped him.
Starting point is 01:37:07 He for real slapped him. Yeah. Oh, he busted his eardrum. Yeah, that's how hard he's not bad. He thought that wrestling was real. Victor, if you don't tell whoever he... It's not a text. It's just a weird thing.
Starting point is 01:37:16 I have them on the computer. Okay, all right. What do you have on your computer? I don't know, it just tries to sing with my phone. You know, it tries to stick with my phone. So, at that moment, that's when, what they call a receipt in wrestling is like when you get payback. Oh, you hit me a little too hard. Just wait until I see you next time.
Starting point is 01:37:34 Yep. Cody Rhodes got his receipt on Travis Scott. Listen to this. There you go. Cross roll! I get those moves every time. Oh, he hit him with the crossroads, which is Cody Rhodes finishing the show, yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:00 And it's funny. And then he kicked him out of the ring. But did he, for real, for real, like, you know. He did the move. Maximil says he didn't like it. I feel like he didn't see. He didn't sell it. He didn't sell it right.
Starting point is 01:38:12 And like, it's funny because Cody Rhodes is trying to get him off the ring. Yeah, he's like, blame that. And he's like, move, bro, move. Get off. He's not moving. He's not moving. Please watch these videos on Brombank Morning's So then Cody didn't really get his revenge back.
Starting point is 01:38:25 Yeah, he did, he did. Crossroads. No, because Travis actually hit him like for real, for real. And then Cody... What happens is when... He didn't finish you move on me. Let me do a crossroads on you, Angie. I know.
Starting point is 01:38:36 See how you like it. What happens is like these are like trained professionals, right? They know how to not injure somebody or hurt somebody. They also know how to hurt somebody if they want to do it on purpose. That crossroads that he did look like, oh yeah. You're going to feel it. You're going to feel it. At least a little bit.
Starting point is 01:38:50 Obviously he doesn't want to injure the guy. Yeah, I mean, he probably, he felt it. Well, thank you for that. Also, Travis Scott dropped the collab collection with WWV. Oh, he did? Which was really cool clothes. Nice. Yeah, all the wrestling is real.
Starting point is 01:39:02 Yeah. Yeah, it is. I got the shirt. Exactly. But speaking of beef, mustard and Kendrick are not done taking shots at Drake during live performances. Uh-oh. All right?
Starting point is 01:39:12 So, Mustard! Was on stage at Coachella. Making his own lyrics up during the performance of Not Like Us, referencing the Drake versus UMG lawsuit. Listen to this. Tight. So he said why you suing. Everyone's hoping Kendrick went week too.
Starting point is 01:39:35 Yeah. But that's a Jan next. He's on tour. Yeah, I know. Yeah. So he said, why you suing like an inch too tired? Yes. Instead of why you, you know.
Starting point is 01:39:43 Why you what? Well, the original lyric. Well, this is the original lyric. Why you trolling? Yeah. That's why is that so bad to say. Yeah. I know.
Starting point is 01:39:51 I know. You made it weird. Yeah. Well, I forgot it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I was like, I was like, what you got to be here?
Starting point is 01:39:58 Maybe we must have got it too. Yeah, we did. We were all waiting, right? My mind was like, all he says is trolling. Like, why is he censoring, trolling? So, Kendrick also kicked off his grand national tour with Siza, and Kendrick is also mocking the Drake versus UMG lawsuit. He had a skid of himself sitting in a deposition, which is like a legal proceeding that happens
Starting point is 01:40:19 before, and he's being questioned about what is going on, where were you this day, where you that day before and then he said one of the interrogators said do you does this ring a bell do you remember this the beat yes it's crazy how drake has to be in this whole tour to carry it all the next this is a good way to flip what's going on oh yeah i like it a lot it was it was dope it's getting roasted for him also one of the dates that he had mentioned uh in the deposition they were asking like oh where were you February 9th and then i was like maybe it's just a date but there's nothing random with Kendrick, right? February 9th, date of the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:41:08 Yep. Nice. So they were asking him, where were you? And then Kendrick said, I don't know about dates, bro. I don't remember. I don't remember the date. It was going into that. It did it again.
Starting point is 01:41:18 What's going on? What update do you have? Do you want to read the text message into the class? It's not a text. It just always tries to connect to my phone. Read the alert. The notification to the class, please. Read the alert.
Starting point is 01:41:30 Take your blue stuff off, brother. Yeah. That might be it. Read the alerts. All right. That was your word on Rosecrans. Brought you by local. California, Toyota dealers.
Starting point is 01:41:36 I'm Rose Cranesvick for Brown Bag mornings. I'm Power 106. This is Rose. Hey! Ambrasala with Angie. Okay, Leti, I know you mentioned earlier that the Lakers lost last night. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:49 And I think I figured it out. Why? Why? Because of LeBron. Because LeBron's actually focused. Instead of focusing on the game, he's actually focusing on Kevin Gates. Kevin Gates. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:59 Yeah, you guys. It's the two phones. Super random. So Kevin Gates, you know, rapper. He was out like, he was on Instagram. Where are you guys left me? No. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:42:09 Go ahead. You're doing great. Okay. On what phone? The second one or the first one? He has a song, two phones. Two phones. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:42:15 Thank you. Yeah. No. So he was actually on Instagram Live, right? And he started talking about, like, this combo that he was having with his friends. He's like, they were talking about couples and people on the league, right? And then he starts bringing up LeBron saying like, you know what? If I was like, I would never want to trade places with LeBron because of his wife.
Starting point is 01:42:34 Listen. They was like, what if you had LeBron money? I'm like, man, he wanted a greatest. players to ever play the game but I wouldn't want to trade places with him and they was like, why not? I say because I don't like the way Savannah look at LeBron
Starting point is 01:42:48 I like the way them white women look at LeBron. Random. It's like, dude, why are you talking about this is Kevin Gates you're talking about that's a wild dude. It seems to he likes his women submissive and
Starting point is 01:43:04 yes. Yeah, he was saying like I'm out of Savannah nothing's wrong with her. Nothing is wrong with her. But the way that she looks at LeBron, there's a problem with that. Well, he was saying, like, I like the white women because they get out go-go-go-gaga for, like, LeBron and stuff like that. And Savannah, like, they handshake and stuff like that. But it's like, cool. The handshake. Savannah and LeBron grew up together.
Starting point is 01:43:23 Like, they were, like, high school sweethears. So they have a different dynamic and relationship as opposed to somebody that's in awe of him. Obviously, they're going to look at him like, oh, my God, look at this guy. You know, he's incredible. He's the greatest basketball player ever. Yeah. But it's, yeah, like, somebody that lives in. his household isn't going to look at him like that,
Starting point is 01:43:40 they're going to be like, this is the guy doesn't take out the trash. Like normal. Yeah. Which is good. Those girls are on the sidelines looking at him. They have a different intention for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:49 They're, they're, you know, gold digging in a sense or trying to get clout. I've never seen the, what he's talking about, the only reference I have
Starting point is 01:43:59 is Jeannie Bus and her homegirl during Happy New International Women's month. And then they're like, oh, right? But they're like, that wasn't. That was the only, yeah. That's the only thing that I came about.
Starting point is 01:44:10 That's the only point of reference that I have. I think it's more of like if you remember that one time Steph Curry went like there was a girl at the game and she kept coming out in the background how she would look at him. Yeah, I remember. So like it went pretty viral. But pretty much this girl was in a good seat next to the bench and then she would just try to make eye contact with Steph Curry.
Starting point is 01:44:30 And she looked good. Okay. So like that's where people are like, people, you know, girls like that. No, that's what you think. They go to games and, you know, they try to get attention. They sit coarse side. But if Kevin Gates just wants groupies, then just say that. It doesn't have anything to do with LeBron.
Starting point is 01:44:44 Right. You know what I'm saying? He has groupies. He has to have groupies. There's just no reason to diss LeBron in that sense. Yeah, that's why it came out of nowhere. And so LeBron actually saw that and he clapped back. He made a post with him and his wife with the caption saying,
Starting point is 01:44:57 Kings don't concern themselves with the opinions of peasants. Pretty much calling Kevin Gates a peasant. A peasant. Acknowledging it without acknowledging it. Yeah. And Savannah did come out and like she used actually like, a Nicki Minaj video saying like okay whatever
Starting point is 01:45:11 and then Kevin Gates actually went back responded to both of them and said like the truth hurts but it heals what? I don't know what Kevin I don't know yeah this is a good he's like I've had conversations with him and he's come into interview of Power 106 and he's a good conversation
Starting point is 01:45:28 you know but also it's like not every person is perfect and his situation could be just as dissected as everybody else and is currently being dissected right now with his life and then also Brittany Renner and all of that. But I'm wondering sometimes if this is happening intentionally, if he's causing a stir.
Starting point is 01:45:47 Like what is it? Is it movies? Is it you want to be relevant again? Like, what is it? Could be his price picks. No, I'm wondering. Like, what is it that you're pushing right now? Maybe he's trying to do like that toxic role.
Starting point is 01:45:59 You know, it'll be the toxic rapper. I think he just wants to maybe normalize like his point of view in life with relationships and stuff like that. But he's not, respectfully, he's not even with a white girl. No. Like, even those comments that he's making, like, I like the way white girls look at me. Like, that's just weird due to a black woman. Like, and Savannah, the way Savannah looks at what's his face is literally like a wife looks at her husband.
Starting point is 01:46:22 Should she be, like, starry-eyed over him every second? No. They got responsibilities. I think he knows. Kevin Gates is well aware of what he says and what it does on the internet. Because it's not the first time he says outlandish things. He says crazy stuff. Yeah, he does.
Starting point is 01:46:38 Oh, you mean when he started the car battery with his bare hands? No, like he said about Rihanna. He did say that, though. He has said stuff about Rihanna, and he's always saying, like, freaky things. On stage and stuff. But, like, just cause a stir. And, you know, unfortunately it works. I just, like, it just worried me because, like, Angie had mentioned earlier.
Starting point is 01:46:57 I'm like, LeBron used to have this thing called Zero Dark 30, where he would go completely, like, black on all social medias. Like, he would not. Yep. He signed out of everything. he focused on the playoffs every single year. He wouldn't tweet. He wouldn't be on it.
Starting point is 01:47:12 He would just focus in back when he was in Miami. And so he did that for many years. But now he's focusing on what Kevin Gates is saying. Please go zero dark 30, LeBron. Yes, that's concerning to me as a Laker fan who only cares about the outcome of the Lakers. Well, we'll figure it out. That's it for Somasa. Brought to you by a local Southern California to dealers.
Starting point is 01:47:33 I'm Angie from Brumbeck mornings. I'm part 106. Box talk Boxing, boxing, boxing. First you got me mad, then you made me laugh. So a couple of boxing announcements that I have to tell you about. The first one is that Jake Paul is going to be fighting Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. All right.
Starting point is 01:47:56 Stop! Do not sniff, sniff, maximo. I was so upset when I saw that this thing was happening. We have seen Jake Paul take on many a legend and books. boxing, you know, famously. Mike Tyson, yes. And then was going after Canelo Alvarez. And Canelo was like, nah, this guy, he's been trolling him ever since.
Starting point is 01:48:17 I think he did like a whole boxing thing with Mariachi and a little troll that had orange hair. He's just really trying to get. And this is his way. He's a little troll, right? But he is athletic. He does go into the boxing ring, you know. He fought Mike Tyson.
Starting point is 01:48:29 He did fight Mike Tyson. It's a big deal. At the big age of 50. 50. Something. Yes. So then we see the announcement that. that a fight is going to be happening between the legend Chavez's son, Chavez Jr.,
Starting point is 01:48:43 which some in the boxing room would say has not lived up to what his father did in boxing, right? Yeah. Not even close. Not even close. Some would say he totally tore down. There's oftentimes that Canelo is the son that Chavez had. Always wanted. For sure.
Starting point is 01:49:00 I think Maximo has a sniffles or something like that. He does have the sniffles. And he keeps making the noise. But literally all the boxers that are. legends have gone through that type of a situation. He's just strictly putting it on Chavez Jr. Wow. No,
Starting point is 01:49:12 it's just that Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. is the goat. Party. No, he's not going to get sniffing. How do you know? Like Tyson has sniffed the goat. Oh,
Starting point is 01:49:20 I mean, that's very true. Is this publicly known or you guys are just? No, he got caught up for it after his fight with Canelo, I think, where he lost. And he went up to his hotel room
Starting point is 01:49:31 with some ladies. And the ladies posted the video. Yeah. It's not a good. Look, this kid is not a good look. So then it upsets me when I see this Jake Paul fight with Travis Jr. Because I'm like, we're going to lose. He's setting himself for another win.
Starting point is 01:49:46 Yeah. Jake Paul is right at the cost of Mexican boxer. Yes, I know. I feel like he don't count. But let's just all not watch it. Let's all not watch it. That way he doesn't do it again. You're going to watch it.
Starting point is 01:49:57 I'm going to watch it. I'm not going to watch it. I'm not going to laugh. I come in the next day like, hey, just you watch a fight? No, bro. It's just so hard not to watch those fights. even though you know the outcome. That's why I don't want to watch it
Starting point is 01:50:08 because I like it always hurt every time Mayweather fought a Mexican boxer because he would, he was called like the Mexican slayer. Yeah. Because he would fight a Mexican boxer. And granted, this was in the professional sport. And then he would always, he would troll too.
Starting point is 01:50:23 Like sometimes he would come out with he would say honoring some people would say trolling because you're also like low-key beating them up with gloves that have the Mexican flag on it. Like he knew how to try. And granted, this is in the professional boxing era. He was a heel. Yes, for sure. And then Jake Paul, you think of him, too, as someone who didn't go the traditional route in boxing.
Starting point is 01:50:43 And so then you're fighting these guys that were like, oh, why him? Everybody doubted him when he was like, everybody was like, Mike Tyson is going to win, my Tyson is going to win, my Tyson is going to win. I think there's always an asterisk to those fights. And that's what's unfortunate for Jake, because if you truly want that reputable, like, take me serious, you are choosing people that are out of their prime. You're choosing people that are retired of things of that nature. A guy like Chavez Jr., he don't be fighting like that. Like, his fights are not what they were when he was fighting Canelo, when he was up for so much promise and potential.
Starting point is 01:51:15 We look at literally how they're clowning him, and this was going, that's how people look at Chavez Jr. So it's like, bruh. Yeah, Chavez Jr. is pulling up after the club. Yeah, he's not being a vendor. His training camp is going to be 16 hours. He's not going to take this seriously. And it might be good for Chavez Jr.
Starting point is 01:51:31 Because he's like getting the bag and stuff. But I'm just like, I don't know, I just feels all of them. He's getting a bolsita. I really hope Travis Jr. takes his and is like, I can't get embarrassed by this. And takes it in that route where he actually takes it serious. Well, hopefully. I hope. But also, I feel like his dad hopes.
Starting point is 01:51:49 And I feel like his dad's hopes he loves to kill. I feel like, oh. He's a little down, bro. Don't put your faith in that guy. Yeah, for sure. Like, look at Travis Sr. Again, what he's done for the sport of boxing, legendary Mexican boxer, like, all praise to him. And then there's Jr.
Starting point is 01:52:05 He had to go at his dad as his trainer and he chose to go the other ways. Yeah. I have no faith in the case. And honestly, he's grown. He's probably older than me at this point. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's like, like, Jake Paul's going to keep fighting names as long as we keep watching.
Starting point is 01:52:22 Wait, it's happening over here? Yeah. I have to go. Go. Yeah, I'm going. I'm going. I will be there. Wait, what's the name?
Starting point is 01:52:29 It is June 28th that the Honda said, I'm there. Yeah, I'm there. With Jake Paul. At first, I was like, maybe he really isn't to the sport of boxing and really wants a legitimate career. Now I'm just like, I think he just wants the bag and to spar and have fun. Zurdow is also on that card, so that will make it entertaining. So there's that part of it. The disrespect to Zurdow is crazy.
Starting point is 01:52:53 He's coming, coming. Yeah, but it's, put Zurdow against Jake Paul. Let's see what happens. That would be tight. That's the fight. Yeah, I want to see that. Yeah, all right. I'm a real former world champion.
Starting point is 01:53:06 That's what he said. Who? Chavez? Oh, my God. I don't want to, like, literally we're sick of Chavez, but ugh. Just the name, the headline. I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 01:53:16 I'm just there to watch what his dad does. Because his dad is also a boxing reporter for the Spanish station. I think he's going to boycott that too. Because imagine having to talk the fight. Like, he's an announcer for the fight and it's his son. Just being dumb. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:53:35 Okay, now let's go on to Fatal Fury going down in Times Square. That's going down May 2nd. The headliners, like how it's headliners. The main fight, Garcia versus Roli Romero. Ryan Garcia. It's funny because with the undercard that this has or the card that this has, you think of Ryan Garcia, you think crazy, he has nothing on the people that are on this card. Everybody else is making him look normal.
Starting point is 01:53:59 Yes. What? Normal as hell. And I told you guys about this guy, Tiofimo. Lopez. DiOfimo's fighting Arnold Barbosa Jr. A homie, right? He's on the card.
Starting point is 01:54:08 And then Devin Haney is also on the card fighting Jose Ramirez. And those fights are all, again, it's a good fight, but so much personality that they put all of these fighters in a room and then they let all of them talk. Ryan Garcia is known to be the outlandish comments. He had nothing. He had nothing on Teofimo and Devin Haney who got into it. Check this out. He's going to have to prove me.
Starting point is 01:54:33 different. I definitely have a fight back. Don't let him talk to you like that. I still feel. Shut up. Cambosus f*** you up. You shouldn't be talking right now about beating this because the man's to my left. Don't whip that. You're saying Cambosis didn't beat your No, he did not. I beat my own. Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:54:49 Say I beat my own. But talk to talk, yeah. Poor thing. All right. That's not a pocket. They didn't fit. Oh, there's more. Oh my guy. He didn't sell the ring.
Starting point is 01:55:01 I got my oh, do you? I got my ring. You got your ring? I had a ring. You had. And I gave it up. Plural. Hi. This man's shoes.
Starting point is 01:55:08 God damn. You don't stop talking. No. If I don't want that fight, then I don't get to the Ryan fight. That's my main focus right now. They'll find a way for you. Let's find a way. Shut the fuck.
Starting point is 01:55:16 How do you view this? Yeah, what are you listening to? Literally, they're just like fighting over there. They're not even fighting each other. Like, they're in the ring. Their matchup is not. Yeah. The female's not fighting Haney.
Starting point is 01:55:27 This is what a homies group chat sounds like every single day. Like, that's what it is. The group chat in real life. I love that he said had plural. Yeah, plural. Yeah, plural. That part had me dying. That part had me dying.
Starting point is 01:55:42 That part had me dying. I went and checked the comments and everybody was like, he said it so confident. Yeah, had, plural. He meant past tense. Tians. You lead, Tio Fimo could beat all of us, probably. Like, no, he'd rock us. No, he'd rock us, bro.
Starting point is 01:55:57 Tiofimo Lopez is a problem. I'm afraid for Arnold Bavos Jr., but I believe in Arnold Bavos Jr. And I think if anyone has the anger to go, against Theo Fimo's craziness, it's Arnold Barbosa Jr. I applied for Arnold Waterboy. But I think the most dangerous fighter in the bunch of all of them is Devin Deposition Haney.
Starting point is 01:56:15 You're annoying. Because the fight will not end. The fight will not end when the bell rings. You're going to have to carry it out and go into the courtroom after. And that's scary. That is scary. I feel so bad for Devin Haney because that's the clown that they are.
Starting point is 01:56:29 Like, this guy sues and the courtroom stuff. And then he lost his... He lost the lawsuit, all of that. And it's like, he won't be able to live it down. No. And already he got whooped. I don't want to call him Goody Two Shoes, but I don't have another word for this. He seems like the Goody Two Shoes.
Starting point is 01:56:45 Like he did every, he trained right. He looks like, very by the book type of boxer. Like, don't talk about me. No, he's a respectable box. But you should want that as a person. You should want that. But people want him to be like gritty and like more meat like tank and more street like tank. He's existing right now in an era where everybody's kind of crazy.
Starting point is 01:57:02 Yeah. So for him to want to be by the book, it's like he's the odd man out. He's not doing anything wrong. Yeah. But like, well, the two things are crazy. He's not too out there like that. But like two square. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:57:12 Especially in that room with all that energy in there. And you know, the craziest one that wasn't saying a word was Arnold. Yeah. And Ryan. In the real life. You know, I'm local type of crazy. Yeah. No, bro.
Starting point is 01:57:24 Roly didn't say anything. What? Roli's usually. There has to be a part too. What? Roli Romero. He's who, uh, who Ryan Garcia is fighting. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:31 He's the one that from last Easter. Happy Easter, everybody. He says the goofy stuff. Yes, I remember you said he gives girls flowers. Maximil always talks about it. I hate how he sounds. I can't stand when he talks. I want someone that just,
Starting point is 01:57:45 Boop, Bipa. Well, Dan Garcia is here. I got your back. How to be talk? They all have personality and it's all going to come to a head in New York City, which I'm even tripped out about how this fight is even making its way to New York. Yeah. And loki, it's going to be in Times Square.
Starting point is 01:58:01 So literally it's right in the middle of time square. It's insane. That's going to be crazy. And this one's free, right? Yes. I don't know. Honestly. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:58:10 Tell me great. Everybody. Yeah, it's going to be great fight, Angelica. Camera on everybody leading up to the fight. I just want to see all the shenanigans that they're going to go. And there is shenanigans. You just put these in a room. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:19 Like, no, I really want to watch this one. Can I subscribe to that podcast? What is that? Yeah. That was great. That'd be a good podcast. Yeah. I like the, I beat my own.
Starting point is 01:58:28 He's going to have to prove me different. I definitely. Fight back. Don't let him talk to you like that. Shut up. Cambosus beat you up. You shouldn't be talking right now about beating asses. Because the man's to my left, don't whip that.
Starting point is 01:58:40 You're saying Cambosus didn't beat your ass? No, he did not. I beat my own. That's how the homie-up chat is. I love the music they chose in the background. It was so great. They're a good time. They're a good time.
Starting point is 01:58:53 And it's going to happen. It's already going to be in like a couple weeks. So, yeah, enjoy that. Okay. And then Canelo fights, I believe, the next day. Yeah. Over in Saudi, Arabia. Wow. Wow. Yeah, a lot of, what a great weekend. A lot of boxing, a lot of toxicities.

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